We're Spilling EVERYTHING Before We Go | DaBaddest Radio Season 2 Finale

Summary

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DaBaddest Radio — Season 2 Finale: "We're Spilling EVERYTHING Before We Go"

Host: Bretman Rock
Date: July 16, 2026
Guests: Ms. K, Nikki, Ozzy, and friends

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Episode Overview

For the Season 2 finale of DaBaddest Radio, Bretman Rock gathers with close friends (and infamous podcast crew) to share unfiltered stories, laugh about their wildest moments, and reflect on what made this season special. The episode is a heartfelt, hilarious mix of confessions, never-before-told tales, and candid behind-the-scenes revelations, all wrapped in Bretman's signature unapologetic, confident style. As they look forward to Season 3—with promises of changes and more structured interviews—they leave nothing unsaid and spill all the tea!

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Season 2 Reflections & Upcoming Changes

• The crew gets real about the journey of Season 2, with Bretman noting the time has flown by and teasing changes for next season: “For season three, I think we kind of already half announced it that we're going to be doing a little bit of rebranding... more in house interviews, more with my friends, more with people in the industry. Some will be more characters.” (01:06)
• Emphasis on more LA-based and friend-focused episodes, mixing interviews with casual hangouts.
• Bretman reveals the show’s casual nature: “I just really feel like this is something I like to do for fun... I forget I have a pod until people are like, ‘I watch it.’” (02:09)

2. Fourth of July Shenanigans & Friend Dynamics

• The group recalls bouncing around the island for July 4th, missing each other, last-minute adventures, and the ever-dependable group mom:
  • “Needless to say, I was not stranded that night because the group mom dropped me off.” (06:58)
• Light-hearted jabs about roles: “I gotta start using my friends. Like, bitch, clock in. I'd be clocking in for you.” (01:51)
• The strength of their friendship and playful competitiveness is highlighted throughout—especially in hilarious, unfiltered confessions (see below).

3. Red Carpet & Moana Premiere Adventures

• Bretman shares behind-the-scenes from the Moana premiere:
  • “I only attended the carpet. I did not attend the premiere... my nipples were freezing. I was like the opposite in LA. Like, I was sweaty out here and I was freezing over there.” (05:33)
• Discussing running into wrestling stars and OG Divas:
  • “Cody Rhodes, girl. He is so handsome... just very, like, stoic.” (07:56)
  • “A lot of the OG divas were there... there was definitely some that were like, fab. They were like, ‘yeah, you too!’" (08:52)

4. Wild Shroom Stories and Inside Jokes Unpacked

• The infamous mushrooms story (14:09—28:46):
  • During quarantine, the crew experimented with mushroom tea, leading to revelations like Nikki's hula dance for the plants, existential fan-spinning trips, and coping with unexpected parent visits mid-trip.
    • Quote: “We took a little sip of our tea, and then we ended up watching this travel documentary. And… I was traveling the world.” —Nikki (16:43)
    • “There was one point where I thought I was inside my brain, and each room represented a part of my brain… I didn't want to go there…” —Bretman (19:17)
  • Ms. K’s first shroom trip led her to stand on an anthill, mesmerized by the kaleidoscopic stars: “This bitch was standing on a fucking anthill watching the moon and getting eaten alive.” (29:53)

5. Spaghetti Confessions & Hook-Up Horror Stories

• Ms. K’s “spaghetti” confession (32:28—34:34):
  • After a dinner date and subsequent hookup, things go awry: “While I was going up, something was coming back out and it was spaghetti I had for dinner." (33:48)
  • Hilarity ensues as she confesses to finishing the encounter despite the mishap: “I picked up the spaghetti, I threw it outside and kept going. Wow, a trooper.” (34:18)

6. The Roasting, Rivalries, and Love

• They playfully call out one another for little “crimes” and confessions, from stealing $20 bills during laundry to swiping beauty products and vlogging mishaps on Bretman’s ring camera.
  • “There would be times where I would find $20 and there would be times I would keep that $20… I think I made a hundred.” —Ms. K (38:46)
  • “There would be times where I would find a product randomly laying around, and I would look at your camera and be like… like, I’m taking this.” —Nikki (38:56)
• The friendly roasting is balanced by clear affection and gratitude for one another.

7. Fan Feedback, "Thank U, Next," & Addressing Drama

• The crew confronts fan comments about jealousy and group dynamics:
  • “Not one of you guys thinking I'm jealous of their relationship.” —Nikki (49:08)
  • “We all have different type of relationship, but it's never like. We never like, leave each other out..." —Bretman (49:24)
• Petty drama tackled: friends visiting Bretman’s favorite restaurant without him, to everyone’s amusement (50:16).
• Ozzy sets the record straight: “Oh, guys, I don't edit the pod, okay?... I sync it, and I send the files.” (52:24)
• Bretman addresses fan calls for more structured episodes:
  • “...people were bored this season. They were just like, we need more structured episodes...” (58:51)
  • Expresses openness to constructive feedback and promises more exciting content for Season 3.

8. Favorite Podcast Moments

• The group shares their top episodes:
  • Costume parties, blurry-cam drunk sessions, and the “spooky” holiday episodes (43:32).
  • “My favorite ones, because we're always high anyways, is when we did the drunk one. And the camera was so blurry, but we had so much fun filming it.” —Bretman (43:57)
• Nostalgia for wild season moments and appreciation for everyone’s growth, including special bonds with family and friend “cast.”

9. Playful Games and Product of the Week Haul (65:01–72:43)

• In true DaBaddest Radio fashion, the episode wraps with a “pack opening” (Pokémon cards!) and the crew’s “product of the week” recs—from makeup tools to Bretman’s Moana chicken bag.
• Laughter abounds even in these segments, with classic bickering (“It’s the house down boots mama, not the boots house down mama.” —Bretman, 71:53).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I gotta start using my friends. Like, bitch, clock in. I'd be clocking in for you.” —Bretman (01:51)
• “I just really feel like this is something I like to do for fun... I forget I have a pod until people are like, ‘I watch it.’” —Bretman (02:09)
• “We took a little sip of our tea, and then we ended up watching this travel documentary. And… I was traveling the world.” —Nikki (16:43)
• “While I was going up, something was coming back out and it was spaghetti I had for dinner." —Ms. K (33:48)
• “There would be times where I would find $20 and there would be times I would keep that $20… I think I made a hundred.” —Ms. K (38:46)
• “Like, I just feel like I live such an authentic truth that, like, I don't have anything to confess.” —Bretman (40:45)
• “If you're making something for the world… you're not immune to feedback and I appreciate those feedbacks. It really definitely did challenge me to really rethink for season three.” —Bretman (58:52)
• “Some people dance through life. Some people laugh through life.” —Bretman (63:37)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:06 — Season Finale Announcement & Season 3 Tease
• 04:44 — Moana Premiere Stories
• 13:59 — Mushroom Quarantine Stories Begin
• 32:28 — Spaghetti Mishap Confession
• 38:31 — Group’s Hilarious Confession Time
• 43:32 — Season Favorite Episodes & Blurry Drunk Cam Story
• 49:05 — Addressing Group Drama and Petty Restaurant War
• 58:51 — Bretman Directly Addresses Fan Feedback
• 65:01 — Pokémon Card Pull & Product of the Week Segment
• 74:22 — Closing Song & Goodbyes

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Tone and Vibe

• Warm, chaotic, utterly unfiltered, and deeply personal—the show radiates the unapologetic confidence, humor, and heart that defines Bretman Rock and his inner circle.
• The group’s banter feels intimate—equal parts roast and affirmation—and serves as a vibrant reminder that “being the baddest” is about authenticity, laughter, and loving your chosen family.

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Closing Notes

• Season 2 ends on a note of gratitude and anticipation: a loving toast to laughter, growth, and looking forward to a “rebranded” DaBaddest Radio comeback.
• “Cheers to laughter. Cheers to the last episode, everyone.” (63:44)
• Season 3 promises deeper dives and more structure—without losing the wild, family vibes fans love.

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Socials:

• @bretmanrock
• @thebaddestradio

End of Summary.

Transcript

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The following podcast is a Dear media production.

[B]

The Baddest radio. Episode 48, take one.

[A]

Hello. Hello, everyone. It is Thursday yet again, and it will not be a Thursday for a while because this is the season finale of season two of the Baddest Radio.

[B]

Wait, that was supposed to be my tea.

[A]

Oh, period. Well, we'll have more tea at the end of this intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. And we are back. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to the Baddest Radio. Like I said.

[B]

What?

[A]

Your tea of the week.

[B]

Like I said, the tea of the week is that this is the last episode for season two.

[A]

Sad. I really feel like we just started it did.

[B]

But then I was like, looking at it. I think the same time, like, we took off for season one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I forgot this is like a whole year thing.

[A]

Yeah. But this year, I think for season three, I think we kind of already half announced it that we're going to be doing a little bit of rebranding and we're going to be doing a little bit more in house interviews, more with my friends, more with people in the industry. Some will be more characters. Yeah. More characters on the Baddest radio pod. But also I will be filming some in LA, just me, some with Ms. K. And a lot of them will be at home. And not every episode will be interview based. I, of course, will have regular.

[B]

Because you have a lot of friends in LA too.

[A]

I do. And I'm like, oh, my God, the

[B]

interesting ones are over there.

[A]

Yes. And I'm also just like, girl, I'm in all your fucking podcasts and you bitches are never on mine.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So let's get to using the.

[A]

Yeah, I gotta pay off.

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I gotta start.

[A]

I really gotta start using my friends. Like, bitch, clock in. I'd be clocking in for you.

[B]

The fuck. Yeah. No, no. So, yeah, no, because I did see one comment where like, they're. They're always like, brett, how come you don't promote your podcast? And every time you go on other people's podcast.

[A]

Oh, that's true.

[B]

I was like, I don't know, is it weird?

[A]

Not really. I just really feel like this is something I like to do for fun. And not that I don't take it seriously or anything, but it's like, I forget I have a pod until, like, people are like, I watch it. Like, I'm sure you guys forget that we film podcasts until people are like, oh, my God, I watch you on the pod.

[C]

Yeah.

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Period.

[B]

Anyways, the Drink of my choice this week is we're going to be taking shots. I made, like, a little pina colada with strawberry syrups on it just to make it a little bit sweeter.

[A]

I've never had that.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Pina colada. Strawberries giving lava flow.

[B]

Right? It does. I thought it was giving, like, lihimoy moment, but I have 41 shots over here. One for a resident astrologist, one for the group mom, one for the granola gay, and one for a chaotic bisexual.

[A]

Okay. I feel like I'm definitely the resident astrologist or the group mom, but I'm not the group mom, so I would

[B]

take the resident astrologist.

[C]

I was telling Ms. K I should be the group mom, but she thinks

[B]

I'm the chaotic bisexual.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you so much.

[C]

Whatever.

[A]

She is the chaotic. Yeah, sure. And then you are the group mom.

[B]

I am the group.

[A]

You're literally feeding us right now.

[B]

Yes. The granola gay.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Just because it matches your shirt.

[D]

Cool.

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Exactly. While Ms. K is pouring that up, I would just like to address a couple elephants in the room. My hair is up today because if I had it down, I really feel like my eye would look so fucking tired, y'.

[C]

All.

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I literally just fucking landed, and now I'm filming this. I literally was such a trooper. I was home for 15 minutes, and then I had to get ready, and now I'm here because I want to get this episode out for you guys. And then also, I hope you guys enjoyed last week's episode with the Titus sisters. They were so much fun. And again, I watched the video, and the audio wasn't really even that bad, so I hope you guys enjoyed that, even with the audio difficulties, but I read a comment that was like, it would not be the baddest radio without any problems, so period. Because cheers to the last episode, everyone.

[B]

Cheers to the last episode.

[C]

Cheers.

[B]

Cheers for season two.

[A]

Three. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Michaela.

[A]

That was good.

[D]

That tastes good.

[A]

That was good.

[D]

O.

[A]

Okay, another one, Another one. Do you have another tea of the week?

[B]

What can I say? Except I feel like. Oh, wait, no. The tea of the week is you came from the Moana premiere.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. That's what I'm wearing. Moana outfit that I was going to address. I'm wearing this outfit because, baby, I did not buy this outfit to wear it once for Moana premiere. So you guys will see it. You guys will see it at premiere, and you guys will see it on the last episode as well. So. What?

[B]

Chaotic bisexual.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

That's truly giving to the Brim.

[C]

I'm spilling over.

[B]

No. If you guys didn't know Nikki can handle her liquor.

[C]

Who said?

[B]

Cheers.

[A]

Cheers.

[C]

Wait, I need to sip this from here.

[B]

Oh, see, I told you.

[A]

She can have period. It was so much fun. I really only. I mean, to be honest with you guys, I only attended the carpet. I did not attend the premiere.

[B]

Because you already watched it.

[A]

Because I already watched it already. And girl, my nipples were freezing. I was like the opposite in la. Like, I was sweaty out here and I was freezing over there.

[B]

Wait, why is it cold there?

[A]

The carpet wasn't until like 7 at night. And you know how LA be getting cold sometimes. Yeah. So she was really cold.

[B]

But welcome back. Happy fourth, by the way.

[A]

What did you guys do for the fourth?

[C]

We went to the beach.

[A]

Oh, I was still here.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You guys went to Waimanalo.

[B]

Yes, we did.

[A]

I was in Makaha. We.

[B]

We made a last minute decision to do like a.

[C]

Like a halfway around the island.

[B]

Halfway around the island. But instead of like doing halfway, we only did like a quarter.

[A]

Well, you guys ended up doing a full around the island because you guys came over the night as well.

[B]

I can't. Yes, we got Trick coming over again. Well, I did at least.

[C]

Crazy, right?

[B]

Because Brett goes, can you pick me up before you go to Nikki's? I want to go to her house. And I was like, okay, yeah.

[A]

Not thinking about it as her house.

[B]

Yes. Not thinking about it.

[C]

Like, oh, like, oh, gotta, gotta bring me home after.

[B]

And then we were driving to Nikki's and then called. Nikki called and was like, oh, can you come with me to draft? Brett goes, can you come with us to drop me off back home?

[C]

Not all of us.

[A]

Yeah. And Ms. K was like, wait, wait.

[B]

I was like, back home.

[C]

What do you mean back home?

[A]

Needless to say, I was not stranded that night because the group mom dropped me off.

[C]

I feel like you should take a shot for that.

[A]

Yeah, let's take. You should take a shot for that.

[B]

Fine. Every topic that is brought up is for you.

[C]

Yes. Okay.

[A]

I love that it matches my dress, honestly.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I just want to say a shot for Brett for looking very extra beautiful today. Yes.

[C]

Period.

[A]

Oh, my God. Ozzy and Ms. K. I know. I texted you guys about it already, but there was so much wrestlers at the premiere.

[C]

Wrestlers.

[A]

I needed y' all there because of the Rock. Because of the Rock, Yes. I believe there was like two carpets. I was definitely in the carpet where the Rock's friends were walking because, girl, it was at one point it was just all wrestlers coming in. Like, the only one that I recognized because I had to know who he was. Cody Rhodes,

[D]

girl.

[A]

He is so handsome and, like, also just very, like, stoic. Like, he's playing Mortal Kombat. He's gonna be in the new Mortal Kombat.

[B]

Yes, A lot of them are. Yeah, a lot of them are. He's the general in the Mortal Kombat. The one with the blonde hair.

[A]

General?

[D]

I think you mean Street Fighter.

[A]

Is it Street Fighter?

[D]

Because he's got. Yeah, he's got.

[C]

Is that different?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

No wonder nobody laughed at my joke when I was like, I'm definitely Liu Kang. And they're like, is that Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat? Yeah.

[B]

Oh, wait, no. Liu Kang is.

[D]

Liu Kang is more combat.

[B]

I can't wait to see that, though.

[D]

Which one? Oh, Mortal Kombat.

[B]

No, Street Fighter.

[D]

I thought I saw early. Am I tripping?

[A]

Is there.

[B]

Did you see any divas? No, it didn't came out yet.

[A]

I definitely saw some divas, but I was. I needed y' all there. I did not know. I don't watch any of the new

[B]

divas, but I feel like they love you.

[A]

A lot of the OG divas were there. I mean, there was definitely some that were, like, fab. They were like, yeah, you too.

[C]

Cute.

[A]

Yeah, it was so much fun, other than the fact that it was cold, but it's cool.

[B]

How does it feel to, like, just be doing carpets like that?

[A]

I don't know. I don't really think about it. Like, one. I'm always honored, of course, like, girl, because it's an invite thing. But also, it's just like, I think I've lived the delusions of, like. Like, walking on red carpet my whole life. Like, even, like, when I'm in the carpet. And like, they're like, bretman, Bretman, look at me. Look here, look here. Look at my barrel. Look at, like, I've always. I'm always, like. I've always, like, in a sense, practiced it. So it's almost like I'm just. It's just my game day

[B]

super bowl for that. You do.

[C]

You do. You too. Nikki.

[B]

That's a shot for you being here, for the end, for being here in the podcast.

[C]

Oh, thank you. Honestly, thank you. I love it. I love it so much. And I appreciate Brett for everything that he gives.

[B]

I'm not going to lie. I am feeling this shot.

[A]

No, I'm always just like, nikki, we have nothing to talk about. Can you come to the pod?

[C]

Because I feel it really Be random when I'm on here.

[A]

Yeah. No, because you came today, and I'm like, nikki, you want to be on period? Let me go put on some freckles.

[B]

No, because Nikki, be like, he didn't ask me yet. And I was like, you know that one. He will.

[C]

Yeah. If I'm there.

[A]

I feel like before the season ends, we should talk about, like, let's call it our last hurrah. You know, maybe something that. A story that we haven't talked about on the pod. Something juicy or something just funny.

[B]

I know. I'm like, what else story that happened.

[D]

I know.

[A]

This is why we have to start interviewing people, because, girl, I literally feel like I've said every thing there is in my repertoire. But maybe let's talk about.

[D]

Is there a fling you guys haven't talked about yet on this part?

[C]

A fling is crazy.

[D]

Okay, what situation?

[C]

I got flings.

[D]

You got.

[A]

Are you fling or are you flung?

[B]

Oh, no, Stephanie.

[C]

Flung and thrown, period.

[A]

Around, right? Flying throne is crazy Diva F5 up on it. Like a WWE Diva.

[C]

Only. Only the. What do you call? I would say my fin.

[B]

She said I got tombstone pile driver in the house.

[D]

That's crazy.

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[C]

Haven't talked about what. We haven't talked about.

[A]

No, Nikki, no. They wouldn't even get.

[B]

They will not get that story.

[C]

I feel like.

[A]

Okay, let's we. Okay, give it a try. Okay, we'll give it a try.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So I feel like this. Was this started because on the very first video that Nikki was in, I think people were questioning a lot of our inside jokes.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Because we kept laughing. And so Nikki, would you like to explain one of the inside jokes of Are you.

[C]

Are you.

[A]

Are you Right? And we can be. And we can really. And we can really peel back. We can really peel back. You know, really set the scene. You're doing shrooms.

[B]

I forgot about that.

[C]

The scenes were set.

[B]

It was one of the. It was one of those months. Days.

[C]

It was quarantine.

[A]

Yes. So preface this with during COVID I found mushrooms. And we used to do mushrooms at least once a month.

[C]

Once a week.

[B]

And it was once a week, babe.

[A]

Yeah, once a week.

[D]

And once a month.

[A]

It was once a month.

[C]

It was once a month.

[B]

Oh, once a month.

[A]

Girl, you. Okay.

[B]

Once a month.

[A]

You should take a shot. Take a shame for lying, babe. Okay, so during COVID we used to do. I used to do. Okay, because Ms. K want to be fucking saying. We do it weekly. We used to do mushroom once a month. And it was whoever is around me this time it was Nikki. Ms. K. Me and another friend.

[B]

Yes, correct.

[A]

Okay. Nikki set the scene.

[B]

Oh, and then this was Nikki visiting. We should wait the 12 day quarantine because Hawaii had a rule where like we had to spend inside. Quarantine for 12 days.

[C]

I wasn't visiting. I was technically living with Brett. Yeah.

[A]

She was quarantining at my house for 12 days.

[B]

Nikki decided to quarantine at Brett's house and this was a 12 days. Nikki wasn't home, by the way. Quarantine.

[C]

Okay, I will. I will do my. Yes, I will do my perspective on the scene from my point of view. We had a little meetup. Not little meetup. We basically. Brett was like, oh, I've never tried this tea before. And I was just like, it was the tea.

[A]

It was the tea thing.

[C]

A tea bag. Yes. And brewed the boss sound. Because it's the way it hit me. Like a. Like an airplane. Not even on truck.

[A]

Wasn't it your first time too?

[C]

It was my first time, guys.

[B]

Not the cry from her voice.

[C]

And if you ever seen Brad's house, it's like all marble. It was 60 degrees, marbles, LED lights in every room. Like, oh, my God.

[A]

It was. It was truly. It was truly like a house where you should do mushroom man.

[C]

Yeah, no, literally. So we took the little. We took a little sip of our tea, and then we ended up watching this travel documentary. And that's when I was, like, looking at my phone, looked up at the screen and, bitch, let me tell you, like, I was traveling the world. I was traveling the world.

[A]

She was not like a lemur. You were the lemur.

[C]

We were watching. Oh, my God, I'm in Greece now. You know, after that, I get one text from my sister, and she's like, oh, we're outside. And I was like, I forgot about. Yes, we're outside. And I was like, what you do? What you mean you're outside? What do you call? She's like, oh, mom wants to bring fruits and food and butter mamoan.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You remember that?

[C]

Okay, I need to get some butter Mamon. But she comes over and I'm like, oh. Like, it just hit me like, I cannot, I cannot, I cannot. She's ring the doorbell. I was like, who's going to answer it?

[B]

They also move all deep, like 15 minutes deep.

[C]

And girl, she opens the door and it, like, hit me. And I. I'm like this.

[A]

She's like, thank you, mom.

[D]

Thank you,

[A]

thank you, thank you for the. But

[C]

she comes in the house, cuz br. And keep invite them in.

[B]

And I'm like, guys, let's go.

[C]

You gotta kick them out. And I'm texting my little sister. I'm like, val, like, like, take mom out. Like, I can't. I can't.

[B]

Stop. Stop.

[C]

Anywho, we're. We finally kicked my mom them out. And I'm like, bitch, I can't believe that fucking happened. I don't know what led us doing different things.

[B]

Yeah, we kind of separated.

[A]

Ms. K was in the gym.

[B]

I was in the gym.

[A]

You were playing with the fan. You were going like this.

[B]

Let me tell you, that fan. I was in the dark. And every time I strummed that fan, it was memories. Colors of memory.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, Lashing it to me. And I was like. And each vibration was different memories. And I was like, the more the inside, like, you know how, like, the fans has circle, like, going around it? Oh, protecting it. So the more inside I strum it, the more younger I get. And I was like, what is happening? And then I would, like, strum it, and then, like, oh, a color would come out, and with memories, I was like, what am I seeing right now? Girl, it was amazing. And the fact that, like, you said, like, your house was full of LED lights, girl.

[A]

They wanted darkness. No.

[B]

There was one point where I thought I was inside my brain, and each room represented a part of my.

[A]

Part of your brain.

[B]

And every time I would, like, open a door, I'd be like, I don't want to go in there. Not that part of the brain. And then we all somehow decided to meet up at the garden. Your patio garden.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then we all just sat around.

[A]

We're now in the garden now. So we're now in the garden now.

[C]

We're now in the garden. And this is where I dance hula for everyone.

[A]

I don't know why. Nobody knows. Nobody know why.

[C]

No one was like, nobody, mind you.

[A]

Nobody was like, nikki,

[D]

usually you have to be forced to go dance to a lot.

[A]

Yeah, no, she. She started dancing Oola. And then she's like, okay, guys.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

With the YouTube song playing in the background on her phone, too.

[B]

Like, Ula giving her all.

[C]

Guys, when I tell you, you being in an indoor garden. Mushrooms. The. The leaves were dancing with me.

[A]

Nikki.

[C]

My garden. Not the.

[B]

You're so irritating.

[A]

She was doing her whole back.

[B]

Bad jaw, girl.

[C]

It's me, Ms. Kate and Brent in the garden. Yeah. And then we. We lost a friend, and a friend was practicing.

[D]

She.

[A]

No, she was dancing hula. She was convinced. She was dancing hula.

[C]

She was dancing. Okay. But had this floor mirror.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

In his. In the hallway.

[A]

You guys know where my. My stripper room was? That one. We're there now. We're there now.

[C]

No, no, no, no. This is still upstairs.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

This was still upstairs. It's like he had this big mirror in his hallway.

[A]

Oh, yes. Okay.

[C]

It was. We're still upstairs where we come out of the room. I'm like, where is this friend? Where is this friend? Not this bitch dancing in front of the mirror. I look at him. I look at them, and I was like. It just so happened that Brett and Kate come out of the room as I do it, and I'm like. I'm dead ass. Like, guys, I don't mean to be mean. Like, that's not my. That's not me. But I was like, are you.

[A]

Are you practicing?

[B]

And this friend was like, full on dancing. You guys,

[C]

they stopped. And then I was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say it like that.

[A]

No, because the way Nikki said it was like, you better be practicing. You see, you guys, it's not funny.

[C]

I'm sorry. I'm so.

[A]

I know they're watching this. Like, why they cracking up? You guys.

[C]

I was Dead ass.

[A]

You guys needed to be there.

[C]

You just needed to be.

[A]

But we didn't want to leave you off hanging. Okay, I have a story now. So. So. So since we admitted that we used to do shrooms, I want to also readmit that we stopped because of this story.

[B]

Was this my last.

[A]

This was your first time?

[B]

My very first time, yeah. The best time I ever had.

[A]

And the only reason why I want to tell this story is because I told it recently because somebody asked me if I did shrooms, and I was like, fuck, no, I don't. And this is why. So you guys know my first ex. We'll call him kj. Kj? Yeah.

[B]

Because he was a killjoy.

[A]

Yeah, he was a killjoy.

[B]

Because on this story, he is a killjoy.

[A]

Okay, so set the scene this. This month, it was me, KJ and Ms. K. This was Ms. K's first time. This was probably my second time. He used to do it all the time.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I bought the. I bought the mushrooms, right? And we're weighing out the mushrooms. We even ordered pizza to eat the mushroom with it. Put the mushroom on top of the pizza.

[B]

I got pasta, right?

[A]

So we're weighing out the mushrooms. We're making sure we're taking an eighth. So I'm picking out my mushrooms, weighing it, and my ex, kj, Goes, I'm you picking out the big pieces. And if there's anything about me, you're not gonna get the last fucking word with me if you think you funny, I'm funnier. You think you're dumb, bitch. I'm stupid.

[E]

Brett.

[B]

Brett goes, well, I bought it.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no, no, no. I was like, no. He goes, it's.

[E]

No.

[A]

I'm you picking out the big pieces. And I'm like, I'm me buying it, right? And I'm like, I'm me buying it.

[B]

Silence.

[A]

Silence. So I.

[B]

And he was silenced.

[A]

Or was he silenced? But I weigh my eighth. I eat my pizza. Ms. K weighs her eighth. She eats her pasta.

[B]

I grinded it up and put it in my pasta, and I mixed it. It was the best thing ever.

[A]

Yes. And then me and Miss K look at each other, and I'm like, why isn't he measuring out his eighth? And why isn't he eating his mushroom? At this point, me and Ms. K had already ate our mushroom. 15 minutes go by. This bitch goes upstairs and locks himself in my room. In my room, in my household.

[B]

Brett follows us.

[A]

No, I didn't yet, because I was trying to act cool.

[B]

Okay? Yeah.

[A]

Right? When it is, like, literally, it usually takes, like, 40 to an hour to hit me that day. It wanted to fucking hurry up. So 25 minutes go by, and I'm like, okay, this bitch is still upstairs. So I go upstairs, bitch. He locks the room. I'm knocking, knocking, knocking. And I think it was, like, my high energy that was, like, probably making the mushroom come back up faster. He opens the door, hits me like a truck. I literally, like, he opens the door, and I start backing up. Like, I'm like.

[B]

Like, literally, like.

[A]

And remember my room, Nikki? I used to have that one laser that projected the whole night sky with green.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So the galaxy laser.

[A]

So mind you, he's coming at me and the laser coming up behind him. I fully thought I was in the Guardians of the Galaxy. Like, bitch, I. Like, I was full on. Like. And then I snapped back out of it, and I'm like, why aren't you. Why aren't you downstairs with us? Like, we're supposed to be doing. Like, we're supposed to be doing a mushroom trip. And then he starts yelling at me. I couldn't tell you what the fuck he was telling me because. Bitch. Because by the time I sobered up, I start yelling at him inside the room. Because I could tell that Ms. K could hear us if we were in the hall, if we kept yelling in the hall. So I go in the room, and I'm like, why aren't you downstairs? And he starts yelling at me, like, why would you try to embarrass. Embarrass me in front of your cousin, telling him that you bought the mushrooms. And I'm like, well, you make a joke, and I'm gonna make a joke back.

[B]

Like, yes, yes.

[A]

I'm gonna pick out the big mush, the big mushrooms. Because, girl, I bought the mushrooms. Like, what?

[C]

Period?

[A]

And you're gagged because I got. Like. Because you could never even buy the mushrooms. Like, girl, even a mushroom chip, I had to provide.

[B]

Like, in my perspective, it wasn't a big deal. I'm Like, Brett did buy it, right? And we were all getting the same amount, equal.

[A]

You were gonna get an eighth anyway.

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

So that was my girl. You are going to get high anyways, regardless if I picked out the big mushrooms or not. Plus, if you want to get really high, you want to pick out the small mushrooms anyways.

[B]

The most, like, concentrated ones.

[A]

Anyways, he starts yelling at me, and I'm just looking at the lights behind him like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm, like, literally, like. Yeah, in space right now. Like, I'm literally like, Lilo Dallas multipath. Like, I head downstairs, and the more I head down, the more I head downstairs, and every step that I take, the more high I get. Keep in mind, y', all, I had a fucking marble floors, bitch. Why the fuck did I think my marble floors was the fucking ocean?

[B]

I did, too.

[A]

So I'm at the bottom of the stairs, and I'm like, oh, my God. I can't step on the floor. So I'm like. I'm putting. I'm like. I'm seeing, like, some of my shoes laid out, so I'm literally stepping on them like rocks. To get into the guest room.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And the guest room. Yes. So I get in the guest room, and I'm by myself now. I'm like, I'm stranded in that island now, and I didn't want to be high, and I didn't want to be high anymore because of the fight upstairs and all the.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, all these emotions coming at me while it's hitting me. So what did I do? I grabbed. I went in the bathroom in the guest room, I grabbed the back end of a toothbrush, and I started shoving it down my throat to. To puke out the mushroom, y'. All, When I tell you, do not do that. That made me so much higher because you're putting the.

[B]

You're concentrating.

[A]

Yeah, the. The mushroom back up closer to your brain. When I look down, the mushroom started growing a garden, bitch. And then I look up, it's me in the mirror, and I'm literally just, like, crying in tears, but, like. But also, the Leo took over, and I'm like, ew. And then. No, I was literally like, wait, I'm so pretty when I'm, like, tripping. And then another wave came by, and then I'm back to being, like, depressed, and I'm, like, against the wall now, and I'm melting in the wall.

[B]

Like, I'm literally, like, I can't believe this.

[A]

I'm in the wall.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

No, yeah, Let me get to. Let me get to Ms. K. Mind you, this was Ms. K's first time. And I'm out in the bathroom, so if it's hitting me this much, someone that I was supposed to be babysitting, I know it was fucking hitting me.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm melting in the bathroom, and I'm like, I give it one more shot. I shove the fucking toothbrush. It literally got that. I could literally see for the fucking toothbrush right here. And I puke it more. And I just got so fucking high. Next thing you know, in a snap, I remember I had to babysit fucking Ms. K. So I get myself together, I rush outside, I forget about the fucking tile floors, and I don't see Ms. K in the living room. Why? So I go in the fucking. I remember I had a small yard.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I go in the fucking backyard, and Ms. K is looking at the fucking moon like this. And she's going, ow, ow, ow, ow. And I'm like, Ms. K, what the fuck are you doing? And then she's like, the moon is so bright. But I think I'm standing on ants.

[B]

I was standing on their nest.

[A]

So this bitch was standing on a fucking ant hill watching the moon and getting eaten alive. And I'm. Yeah, but she. She was so entranced with the mo.

[B]

No, it was the stars, like, forming, like, you know. Have you ever seen, like, kaleidoscope? You know how, like, the kaleidoscope, like, has, like, it rotates?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Imagine the stars and the moon, like, starting doing that, and prior to me going outside, I saw a cat.

[A]

Oh, yeah. You.

[B]

You probably follow. There was a painting, and I was like, why is that a cat? And I go outside, I look up a big ass cat.

[A]

Right? And that's how I found Ms. K. But also, that was also the last time I fully did mushroom mushrooms. I still do, like, microdosing, but that was the last time I fully tripped.

[C]

Microdosing is good for you guys, actually.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

To activate brain activity or something.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

It makes you more focused.

[A]

Microdose.

[C]

Microdosing. Like.

[B]

Yeah, like a tiny bit.

[A]

Okay, Ms. K. You owe us a story.

[B]

A story? I don't really have a story.

[C]

You do.

[B]

I do I. What kind of story? I feel like I have told my. All my story with you guys, but not.

[A]

But not to them. True. Yes. Spaghetti. Spaghetti.

[B]

No, I totally forgot about that.

[A]

No, Kiefer, I feel like we need to talk about it.

[C]

Why?

[A]

We need to unpack because I feel like it's a good moment to tell people to really wash their dick.

[B]

Well, it wasn't because of their penis. It was because of before. Okay, so spaghetti. Spaghetti story.

[A]

Spaghetti story.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Although there is a childhood spaghetti story of you too. Which one?

[B]

Remember when you laughed, the spaghetti came out.

[C]

Ew. Ew. Ew. I've only seen that in movies.

[B]

I hate you.

[C]

I've only seen that movies.

[A]

I literally pulled it out. Yeah.

[B]

No, and it was like.

[A]

And all the cousins would always make fun of Ms. K for Ms. K would laugh and then her spaghetti came out of her nose.

[B]

I guess spaghetti is just something to me. But anyways, the spaghetti. Keep spaghetti.

[C]

Hate,

[A]

hate to see her keep a spaghetti away from spaghetti.

[B]

But no, the spaghetti story that they're talking about is af. Okay, I went to. It was like a hookup, you guys. It was a hookup. It was a boy I've been talking to for like about two weeks now. And I think this boy's from Ever beach.

[A]

Actually shout out to Ever Beach Boys.

[B]

Hey, Ever Beach Boys. We all know you guys are DL. It's okay.

[C]

I'm here.

[B]

It's okay.

[A]

But anyway, Nikki will make that better.

[B]

You know she will.

[C]

She don't.

[A]

Please don't.

[B]

Our villages watch out.

[C]

Not too much. Not too much.

[B]

Anyways. No. Okay, so I went to go meet up, meet with this boy after dinner. This was 10 o', clock, blah, blah, blah, blah. Go to meet him by his house, he comes out and whatever, whatever. And then we start doing the deeds. I don't really want to go into the details, but like we started doing the deeds. And then while I was doing the Ds, he kind of like just pushed my head down. Imagine that. You know how like when you push people head? Yeah. He went, bah. And then I go up for a breathe and then whatever. While I was going up, something was coming back out and it was spaghetti I had for dinner. Girl, the way I threw up every single spaghetti I ate.

[A]

Was it Filipino spaghetti?

[C]

Yeah, it was Filipino spaghetti.

[B]

It was sweet. I could feel the ketchup coming back up and the hot dog. And then as soon as it came out, I literally look up and I go. I look at him. I go, I just threw up all over you. Is that okay? And then he was like, what do you mean?

[A]

I was like, I threw up all over you. He was like, it's fine.

[B]

So I picked up the spaghetti, I threw it outside and kept going. Wow, a trooper.

[D]

That's a trooper.

[C]

You finished the job.

[A]

I did.

[B]

I was like, girl, I. You made me lose my dinner and I need another dinner.

[A]

You know what? Drink to that. Let's drink to that.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

You guys, I cannot drink another shot. I am done. What, girl?

[A]

I'm like, okay, fine, girl, we have to finish it. That's crazy.

[C]

Yes. Cheers to.

[B]

Now you shaking it.

[C]

Cheers. Cheers.

[A]

Cheers to spaghetti and mushrooms.

[B]

A carbonara.

[A]

A spaghetti, mushrooms and butter.

[B]

M. Yeah.

[A]

Wow. I hope you guys enjoyed those untold stories of. There were so many shows on TLC that were like. I'm like, how the did they get away with this? Like Honey Boo Boo. I really liked Honey Boo.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

What are your some of your favorite reality shows?

[B]

One of my favorite. I always love the Kardashians, of course.

[C]

Oh, I do know another one.

[A]

I love Cake Boss.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

I always had a crush on the nephew. Same the one with the beat like the chest.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He always wore a tank top. Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So good. I always watch.

[A]

I wanted to try his cannoli.

[B]

You know what?

[C]

What?

[A]

Mommy's here.

[B]

What channel I used to like, look

[A]

at all the time was TLC and oxygen.

[B]

Yeah. The 50 pounds, the 500 pound.

[A]

When America's Next Top Model had a rerun of the full site. Remember when they would play the full cycle all day?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Me and Uncle Booba. Uncle Boo watched. Watch that

[B]

Tila Tequila. I've watched. But girl, she's a whole new person now.

[A]

Yeah, she's godly.

[C]

I love Dance moms dance.

[A]

Oh, your Dance moms girl.

[C]

Dance mom girl.

[B]

Oh, I used to watch Pimp my Ride or did you know that some

[A]

of those cars are like literally broken down or like they literally just like pimp it. It's not even drivable. Like some of those cars.

[B]

Yeah, they just do it just for the show.

[D]

Yeah. I don't even think the people who brought in the cars that that was their car. I think it was just like. Just for sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[D]

They'd be putting some weird stuff in the car.

[A]

Grill a whole aquarium.

[B]

Don't even act because I wanted one of those cars home. Wait, is that the one that would like. They go into people's houses and like, look and like write letters of like this. They put. They send letters to a guy and he looked over the letters and then they go to their house and like destroy everything and then build them a new home.

[A]

Oh, I like that one. You know what I also like? Clean house. Clean house.

[C]

That's a good one.

[A]

Macy Nash, Jersey Shore, duh.

[B]

16

[A]

Ozzy. What are like some straight people reality TV shows that you watch Sweet Life

[B]

of Zach and Cody.

[D]

That's not.

[A]

That's not real.

[D]

I don't think.

[A]

I think the real Sweet Life of

[B]

Zach,

[D]

I would just watch whatever. Like, my brothers are watching. No, like. Like Amazing Race you guys brought up last time.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

People like my family would be watching. I'll just catch it. But no, I was watching a lot of more like, anime stuff.

[A]

I bet you watch Drama Island.

[D]

No.

[C]

A little cartoon

[B]

that's like a different of a survivor.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That was obvious.

[B]

Oh, I didn't.

[D]

I think I grew up with the cartoons, like, kind of before that.

[A]

Girl, please.

[D]

Like Samurai Jack.

[B]

What is it? Cartoon Network.

[D]

Cartoon Network ones.

[B]

The Lab. Laboratory One.

[D]

Dexter's Laboratory.

[B]

Dexter's Laboratory. Benton. Should we do confessions? Can I confess something to you, Brett?

[C]

Okay.

[B]

You know the multiple times I've done your clothes?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There would be times where I would find $20 and there would be times I would keep that $20.

[A]

How much of the $20? How many $20.

[B]

I think I made a hundred.

[A]

Oh, period.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Five pants.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yes. Is there anything you have to confess?

[C]

There would be times where I would find a product randomly laying around, and I would look at your camera and be like, like, I'm taking this. I would look at the camera like, I'm taking this. You know where I live.

[A]

And then, you know you at the ring. You know you at the ring camera.

[B]

So before I leave, just want to do a haul, you know, I don't know. I don't know if you.

[A]

I don't know if.

[B]

I don't know if you look at your ring camera. But there was a time where, like, for a whole month, I was like, hi, Brett, nice to see you again. It's already 11:45pm I'm about to go.

[A]

No, I don't even look at my ring. Traveling, leaving you messages. I'd be traveling, like, watching cat like, water. This plant. This plant is dying.

[B]

Why are you sitting over there

[A]

in the kitchen?

[B]

No, there would. Oh, my God. You guys don't even know how many cat like, videos of cat falling outside of Brad's house of.

[A]

Because I make cat vlog for me while I'm away. And she really do be vlogging. But sometimes she'll fall in the box.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you'll see her falling inside the cat. One of the security cats.

[A]

She'll have to chase my chickens because sometimes we let the chickens out on rainy days, and sometimes some of them, the chickens don't go in, and she'll have to chase them and she'd be falling on her ass. But not anymore. Okay, what is a confession I can do for y'? All? I don't really have any confessions. I got. I feel like I'm very much a straight up, straight up C. Yeah,

[C]

but you should look at those videos. Viewers,

[B]

the shirt.

[C]

No, I really do, though. I'm like, brent, this is me telling you I have this after this.

[A]

You're like, no, I'm really just trying to think of a confession, but I'm just like. Like, I just feel like I live such an authentic truth that, like, I don't have anything to confess.

[B]

You know, what we. What me and Nikki be talking about, though, what about you sometimes, is the fact that you always be like, oh, so it's true.

[A]

You be talking.

[B]

No, no, because you do it, right? It's. It's when you go, I have something for y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

So you. So you. But it seems like you take it into your own hand. It seems like when I don't, that's when y' all want to be like, so is there.

[B]

Is this a confession that.

[A]

No, I honestly feel so. Sometimes. Okay, well, Ms. K is saying is sometimes, like, when I'm really lonely, I'll be like, Kiefer, Ms. K. If y' all come over today, like, I have something for y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

I have. So I've literally been wanting to give it to y' all so bad, and, like, I. I haven't had the time. But if you guys come now and play games with me and then maybe, like, spend some time with me, like, I'll give you guys the thing that I've been wanting to give y', all, and I never give them anything. Sometimes it's really just like, I. It's. I would tell them that, and then they'll come, and I'm like, what do I give them? And I'm like. And I just go through my PR boxes, and I'm like, oh, my God, Nikki, I just thought this was so

[C]

cute at the end of the night.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

I really thought you were thinking about us every time you do that.

[A]

I never think about y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

But, like, when I do, it's usually when I'm alone. Alone when I need y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

So I only think of y' all when it's convenient for me.

[B]

I really do be forgetting sometimes, too, though, because we're like, whatever.

[A]

Also, I already know some bitch is gonna take that seriously. Yeah, it's not that serious.

[C]

It's not that serious. As long as we win in a game. That makes up for it, right?

[B]

Because we've been winning. We've been winning.

[A]

Have y' all have. I really give up now when it's just me and Nikki, I'm like, okay.

[B]

I keep playing games with Nikki just by myself.

[A]

Just vote.

[B]

I'm like, nikki, it's just a game.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

I always have to keep reminding her, it's just a game. Nikki, don't take it too seriously.

[C]

I need to fight.

[B]

Let me win.

[D]

It's funny because you guys play sometimes before the episode, and it's so quiet outside. I'm like, what's going on? It's like, I hear the end. It's the next game.

[A]

It's real serious.

[B]

It is serious quiet.

[A]

We're very competitive people, to say the very least.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Can we do, like, a tournament on a podcast one day and just like, us, like, playing games and the mic right here and like, just us playing girl.

[C]

Not the screaming like, fuck you.

[D]

We're gonna expose ourselves.

[A]

Yeah. What were you guys favorite episodes? Episodes this season that we filmed. If you guys had any or moments,

[D]

if you guys want.

[B]

I really like the. The episode that me and you. The very first time we started doing the high episode. The very first one we did, like, the changes.

[C]

The costume changes.

[B]

Yes. So fun.

[A]

My favorite ones, because we're always high anyways, is when we did the drunk one. And the camera was so blurry, but we had so much fun filming it. Like, ugh. If the camera was not. You don't remember that one, Ozzy, because you weren't working for me yet. I think that was the day.

[B]

That was the day I clogged your bathroom.

[A]

And that was the day you clocked

[B]

bathroom and destroyed the whole bathroom.

[A]

Remember when I had to tear down my whole bathroom?

[B]

That was the dad podcast.

[A]

That was that.

[C]

This kid was, like, talking to me. I was like, I'm so scared. I think Brett hates me.

[A]

Yeah, I do.

[B]

I was like, I was so scared, you guys. I'm like, I don't know how I'm gonna for.

[A]

Well, it's not like you meant, like, it be one thing if, like, you meant it, but I know, like, you were drunk as, like, all I did

[B]

was throw up in your toilet.

[A]

Yeah. So it's like, whatever. That could have been me. Like, that could have been me that went to go puke and, like, it

[B]

was like I was shut, like, flushed. I think. I think Brett will never, ever talk to me again. I was so scared to come over.

[C]

That was a good.

[A]

I also think you replace it Yourself. I'm like, I want you to replace. Place yourself.

[B]

Like, tear down the wall. Put it back.

[A]

I'm like, no, I don't want you.

[B]

I'll do it. I'll do it.

[C]

The ones with you and like, Claire and Ezekiel was really good.

[A]

Oh, thank you. I wish we had more time with them this episode, but they've just been so, like, I feel in their own world now. So, like, it's one thing to get princess here, but it's another thing to get, like, the kids here because they are so busy.

[B]

But also they, like, I just seen them recently and they have, like, a whole new perspective in life.

[A]

I feel like they're so grown.

[C]

Like, so grown.

[A]

Like, e. Like, ew. He's like. He knows, like, full sentences. Like he is. And has a full attitude now.

[C]

Oh, not the attitude.

[A]

The attitude has always been there. But, like, now it's developed.

[B]

No, that's literally now. Literally with the side eyes.

[A]

But Cleo's an angel, which I'm so glad, because, girl, someone has. I really didn't think. I really thought low key that we were gonna raise a spoiled D girl because Cleo got everything she's ever wanted. But, like, also, I think we taught her to be grateful really early on, thankfully. So she as spoiled as Cleo is, like, period. She is a very grateful little girl, which.

[B]

And she takes care of her stuff. Her items.

[A]

Yeah. Yes.

[C]

Just very humble.

[A]

Very.

[B]

Literally the master of Ezekiel.

[A]

Yeah. Aussie.

[D]

My favorite moments.

[B]

Your first day.

[D]

Oh, my gosh. First day was crazy. Cuz I watched.

[A]

What was your first day? What was your first episode?

[D]

Do you guys remember or try to remember? It was during October.

[A]

Oh, like those spooky Okie stories.

[D]

Really First. So first day I walk in, literally, Brett's walking out as Jesus. I was like, what in the.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. I'm dead. I'm Mary and Jesus.

[A]

So that was your.

[D]

Yeah, that was my first time. And I was like. I was like, okay, I'm pretty excited.

[C]

Like, hey.

[D]

I was ready to open the door. Just walking his dudes around in Jesus. I was like, what's going on?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Because I had no idea what the episode was going to be about.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And then I sat in and I was like, okay.

[A]

Dead as.

[D]

That was hilarious.

[A]

The fact that that was your first episode.

[B]

I love those episodes when we just dress up. I know.

[A]

And I will say, if you guys come back for season three, we will probably come back in the holiday times. Like, I was thinking, like, October, so we can start off strong with like costume.

[B]

We'll make everybody here wear costume.

[D]

Bring back the stories.

[A]

Yeah. And make Aussie read all of them the whole time. We just react.

[D]

Yeah. Cuz you guys were like. The light was like. Like there's like the flashlight and you guys are like reading and.

[A]

Yeah, it was a lot. It was a lot.

[D]

Some favorite moments. I guess my episode was pretty fun addressing stuff.

[A]

Yeah. When we on a date.

[B]

Oh, I wasn't there.

[C]

Yeah, you wasn't there.

[B]

I was with Nikki. Blame Nick.

[A]

Yeah. It's just so crazy how like a year changed so much. Like, you have titties now, like fully.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

Guys are covered up today.

[A]

Yeah. I remember when we were fully convinced that we were gonna shoot the podc us at the dome. We shot like three episodes in there and we were like, it's too hot.

[B]

We have our. Our season two. We had our first ever, like, nipple slip.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

My venmo is, please, I know you

[A]

guys take one more shot and finish that.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

The first time I met Ozzy, he came in and was like, surprise. I looked, I was like, who the is that? That?

[A]

Yeah. Anyways, him in the house.

[C]

I know. Yeah. You said surprise.

[A]

Oh, honestly, you want to remember? Next thing we want to do is called thank you next. And we want to address some maybe bad vibes, hate comments and things of that nature. Cuz this is our last hurrah this season. Let's set some records straight.

[C]

Oh my God.

[B]

You had a bad vibe.

[C]

Yeah. Not one of you guys thinking I'm jealous of their relationship.

[D]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[B]

She's been holding that in.

[A]

I know. She miss about that all the time. Time.

[B]

No, she's. She brought it up.

[A]

Nikki could not give less fucking farts.

[B]

No. But also, we all have different type of relationship, but it's never like. We never like, leave each other out. Y' all know what I mean?

[A]

Never. Like, Nikki is obviously a childhood best friend. Ms. K is my fucking cousin. And then Ms. K, I'm her cousin. Ms. K to Nikki is her sister. Ms. K to me is her childhood best friend. Ms. K to Nikki is literally, like I said, sisters or trans sisters. Literally. So it's Even when we set. When we hang out separately, our dynamics change, obviously, because I'm just hanging out with my cousin or I'm just hanging out with Nikki. But there was never like a weird.

[B]

Like, it was never like, oh, Nick is hanging out with Brad again. Like, me.

[A]

If anything, it's me that feels like that. Because y'.

[D]

All.

[B]

Why the.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

Why the Are you stealing?

[A]

No. Speaking of, would you be offended? Y', all? I. I talk about the. I talk to these about my favorite restaurant all the time. Ishin Cafe. My favorite crab. My favorite crab place. And I'm like, oh, my God, I can't wait to take you guys there. We're gonna. I'm. We're gonna eat so good. I'm gonna take you guys there. I called.

[B]

I was there first.

[A]

I called them in Fourth of July because, like I said, in Fourth of July, they came over.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And I called them, and they're grubbing in my favorite restaurant that I told them that I was gonna take them.

[B]

No, mind you.

[A]

So how would y' all feel?

[D]

That's up.

[A]

You are putting your friends on a restaurant, and then they go without you to make sure they go without you. That's the crazy thing.

[B]

We didn't make sure, but.

[A]

No, we were pretty much made sure.

[B]

After you, like, called Nikki, we were. We were, like, sitting there. He's like, who was your first time here? And it was all you. It was CE me. Nikki was like, oh, you brought us there individually. Like, different times.

[C]

Different times. It's so funny. I was like. My phone was ringing. I was like, guys, it's Brett.

[A]

That's not what she said. You were like, guys, speak of the devil, girl.

[C]

I immediately was like, hi.

[A]

And you thought I was gonna be entertained. I hung up.

[B]

I saw the food.

[A]

I hung the fuck up, bitch. Fuck all y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

But they did bring me, you know,

[C]

we still had half the crab. He ate half the crab. We actually ordered down that day and did.

[A]

And I ate up. I ate up.

[B]

No, but. But to be fair, we did invite you to come with us.

[A]

Yeah. I was not trying to go on the other side of the island.

[B]

Yeah, because he already had a plan.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it was like a. One of those. Like, we didn't plan to go there. It was more of like a. We brainstormed, and that was, like, the last thing we came up with.

[A]

Yeah. Period.

[D]

Well, like a last resort kind of thing.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, I know. Ozzy has a. Thank you.

[C]

Next. Oh, what's yours?

[A]

Ozzy wants to adjust a couple things. I don't know.

[D]

Oh, guys, I don't edit the pod, okay?

[A]

Ozzy does not edit.

[D]

I don't edit the pod. So stop.

[C]

You don't edit the pod, Guys.

[B]

Yeah, watch over it before they edit it.

[A]

Ozzy just sends in the.

[D]

The.

[A]

The. The clip file.

[D]

I sync it, and I send the files.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Now, I will say I have been trying to make sure that things run smoothly here, there have been a couple hiccups.

[B]

I blame Ozzy.

[A]

Blame Ozzy for me.

[B]

Or Rat. I'm just kidding.

[D]

It is. Yeah. A lot of it was just the

[A]

audio issues, which thankfully, we did figure out, though, and hopefully by next season, we won't have. We won't be having any audio issues. And it was as simple as the memory card. You guys.

[E]

Guys.

[D]

Yeah. Which is. It's. It's so simple, but it's also, like, very crucial to the whole thing because if it's not. It's recording and it's not recording, it kind of messes up everything. So.

[A]

Yeah. So y' all easy on Aussie,

[C]

man.

[A]

He's just a straight man. You guys, like, be easy.

[B]

They can't multitask.

[D]

We can't. I'm sorry.

[A]

There's really so many things he could do.

[C]

What was yours? Me. Yeah.

[D]

Well, you two haven't gone yet.

[B]

Yeah. What?

[C]

Me.

[B]

They. That is. They still, in fact, leave me out every time they go out.

[A]

Girl, that's crazy.

[B]

No, it's also the same with Nikki. I'm like, girl, I'm not jealous of their friendship or never, like, hold grudges between any of them. I could.

[A]

Girl, we could not give any more.

[C]

Guys, we spend a lot of time with each other outside of the podcast.

[D]

If you guys are.

[B]

If anything, we're all with each other every day.

[A]

Cuz, they. These really try to convince me they miss me. I'm like, I was gone.

[B]

We were like, I miss bro.

[A]

I ain't thought of y' all once in that three days. I saw y' all every day that led up to that three days, and you're the first three days. Literally, the first thing I saw that I landed, too. Hi.

[C]

Hi.

[A]

We miss you. I'm like, I just saw you.

[B]

We. We miss your energy and your presence, girl, by.

[A]

As you miss the weed, what did

[D]

you guys truly miss?

[C]

Huh?

[D]

No, I was going to say, what did you guys truly miss? But it's the weed.

[C]

The.

[B]

The idol.

[A]

The idol. The free stuff, the things he has.

[B]

We miss the challenges that we go through in this house.

[A]

Yeah. The bul.

[C]

Building thicker skin by the day.

[B]

The reason why we're so, like, like, you know, very much. What is that called confidence with ourselves is we do get beat down in this house.

[A]

Yeah. I feel like we definitely humble each other down. What is the. Well, we might take this out, but I kind of want to know what is the meanest thing I ever told

[C]

my three strands of hair

[B]

that I'm obese.

[A]

I've never called you obese, keeper. I have never caught Ms. K obese. She's hearing things.

[B]

Look at your obese ass.

[A]

I have never. You know who would call you obese as your brother, though?

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay, wait. No, there's this one time, like, oh, where I can't. Okay. It was like, right after work, I came in so confident because at work, everyone was like, oh, my God, your face. Like, your pores are so. Like, Your face is so clear.

[C]

Wait, look at Ms. K's lashes.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

Look at them. Look at that. Both of these are.

[B]

No, and then I. I get here, and then Brett goes, I can see your pores. I was like, well, and then what did I do? Gave me a solution.

[A]

Exactly. Because if you're gonna bully, give me a solution.

[B]

Yes. Thank you.

[D]

And.

[B]

And yes. And you guys, it works. Thank you. Thank you.

[C]

Yes, it works.

[B]

And I do. To see the difference, I'm like, wow, my pores are really, like, shrinking the house.

[A]

Thank you. No, that was. I wasn't saying that to literally insult her. I was saying that to, you know, like, when you want to give something to someone where you're like, your hair is so dry. Here's some oil. You know, it was more like. Like, glad to see your pores.

[B]

Try this. We just have some. We sometimes just have a hard time being nice to each other.

[A]

Yeah, that's our. That's our, like, in our language. Yeah, it's very much love hating Filipino. Yeah, it's like, you look so good for a whale, you know, like, some type of. Like that. Like, my uncle will say some like that.

[D]

Yeah. I will say, guys, don't judge.

[B]

You're not good for some.

[D]

Any of the relationships here.

[A]

Based off just the episode, Ms. Ms. K's mom literally calls her Dinah.

[C]

Yes, Dinah. Like, dinosaur.

[B]

And I stopped.

[C]

Dinah is crazy.

[B]

And every time I would grab my old house, you know how, like, it was elevated off the ground. We had, like, a little elevation. So every time I would come home, she would be like, oh, Dinah's home. Because she would hear my.

[A]

She would hear this, that.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[B]

And then she told everybody in the Philippines, that's a dinosaur.

[A]

That's a dinosaur.

[C]

That's me with my Scots. Honestly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah, girl. Your Scots. We could hear from a mile away. Yeah.

[C]

No, for real.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

And then when I got my test done, my mom goes, you should have not got your. It looks the same.

[A]

You should have kept the wisdom.

[B]

I was like, oh, well, thanks, Mom. Thank you.

[C]

You.

[A]

No, your mom be creative as with her reading.

[B]

And it's annoying because it's right and I can't be mad about it.

[A]

True. She do be. She'd be right. No, she be reading me too.

[B]

No, wait. Yeah, no, I'm like, hold on.

[A]

Because you read too well. She's like a drag queen.

[B]

No, she is. But yeah.

[C]

What's yours? Brat. What?

[A]

Like something I want to address?

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

I don't know. I feel like I'm constantly addressing shit in here. I rarely even read the comments now because I feel like they're all like very much the same. But I feel like something that I was reading a lot, especially for season two, is how low key people were bored this season.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yes. They were just like, we need more structured episodes and things like that, which I like I said I did, did annoy me. Not annoy me, but it did bother me at first. But I do think, like, if you're making something for the world, like, I think especially for random people, I don't think you're immune to like feedback and I appreciate those feedbacks and it really definitely did challenge me to really rethink for season three and how we could structure it to make it more interesting

[B]

and like, and like constructive criticism.

[A]

Not just more interesting for you guys, but also like more interesting for us because like literally, like we do be

[B]

running out of things, things to talk

[A]

about and like literally, like there's so many times where we cut off in the episodes where I'm, I turn to Ozzy, I'm like, ozzy what now?

[B]

No, but okay, coming from that comment, I, I, I've, I've met a lot of people like in person where like they're, they're very much, they love the, the way we do our podcast just because of how like random it is and like if it makes them feel like we're talking to them as well. Yeah, like just like having a very organic, historic.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

This podcast, I will say, and if you guys go all the way back to like the very first couple episodes from season one is always been a laid back podcast. And it's always been kind of just like what I have going on in my life. And that's why I always try to push on not pre filming and truly like filming it every week so that like Ms. K can do her tea of the weeks and that. So our topics and things that we want to talk about are always fresh and not like, like, let's say if we were talking about the beginning of Love island, we pre Filmed it last month and they're coming out this week. It's already. The fucking finale. Wouldn't even matter anymore. So I think it's also just, like, the pressure of filming every week and having something fresh to talk about that also gets in the way of being creative for me. And I think with the structure that I want to do for season three, I think I. Hopefully it would be more interesting for you guys to watch, but also more interesting for us to film and for Ozzy to shoot, period.

[B]

And for tranquility and.

[A]

Yeah, just be nice. Yeah, literally, girl, just be nice in the comments, girl. Literally. This is just something we do for fun. We ain't even getting paid that much for this. Like, yeah, this is just truly something that I love doing. It makes me feel like I. I have a workplace that I clock into. It makes me look forward to my Fridays because I know my cousin or my friends will be here.

[B]

No, and it's also nice to relate to other people because they're. You don't experience this because you're always, like, you know, working and, like, doing, like, you're always, like, what I would say, like, out of reach.

[A]

Clocked in. Yeah.

[B]

You know, like, towards, like, the audiences. And I'm more, like, out in, like, public. So I get to see a, like, people's, like, interaction with me and the podcast. And they're always like, oh, my God, this was, like, so funny, like, relating to me most because they're like, there was this one time, like, my friend came up to me, and her and her family is, like, a very religious, like, family. Like, I think her dad is, like, a pastor and stuff. And then she comes up to me and was like, my mom loves watching you. And I was like, are you serious? Like, I didn't think so because, like, you know, of how. How they are in real life. And then she was like, yeah, the way, like, she can relate to you guys, like, back when she was a kid and how you guys would talk about, like, your Philippines. Like, she related to that and, like, she thinks you guys are very hilarious. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, that's amazing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, but, yeah, I. I feel

[A]

like I've always just wanted this podcast to just truly be an outlet for me to talk about and to talk to someone. And that isn't just, like, my journal. And that's truly why I read my journal to you guys. Cause it makes me want to share more of myself because I feel like as someone that shares their life 24 7, I feel like I post every day, especially my stories. There is a little bit of aspect of Bretman Rock that you guys don't really get to know, and I hope that the podcast highlighted that a little bit. How I am with my friends and family, but also just how my brain works. And I hope.

[B]

And we just have funny ass stories like we do. We live a funny, happy life.

[A]

We just like to laugh. And I think that's what I have in common with a lot of people that I surround myself with, especially my family. Like, we're just so funny. But more than anything, we just want to laugh. Like, girl, it's like, how we.

[B]

Like, I. Yeah, it's like, I've noticed, like, we. Our family doesn't really live a serious life. It's more of, like, just like, laughing our way through life, period.

[A]

Yeah, some people dance through life. Some people laugh through life.

[B]

Yes. And some people are. There's like, cheers.

[C]

Cheers to cheers, guys. To laughter.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But, yeah, is that all the things. Thank you. Next, you guys. Like, I truly had so much fun. Season two was so much fun. And I can't wait to take a good break, y'. All. Like, girl, I can't wait to not as much as I looked forward to my Fridays. Girl, I can't wait to not look forward to my Fridays and rot on my Fridays days for the next couple of months. I deserve it because it's my birth month.

[B]

Yeah, I got my outfit today.

[C]

I got my outfit today, too.

[B]

Hopefully you don't.

[D]

For what?

[B]

You don't.

[A]

Wait.

[D]

For what?

[A]

Wait, I don't even know what I'm doing for my birthday yet.

[B]

No, I'm scared because. I know. Because you didn't even, like, send the invitation yet, and you're gonna have a call.

[A]

I don't know what I'm doing for my birthday yet.

[B]

I thought you had a plan.

[A]

Well, I will. I will have a plan.

[B]

It's literally in two weeks.

[A]

Okay, girl. And you know my birthdays are always, like, grand.

[C]

It.

[B]

I know. I hate it. Which is why I hate it. I'm not even gonna tell you the color that my dress is because I don't want you to be like, that's not the color. Okay.

[D]

Period.

[A]

Okay, should we do product of the days then? Our last product of the day. Ozzy, how about you start us off?

[D]

Oh, I don't know. Well, before I bring on my product, I do want to say thank you for bringing me onto the team.

[B]

Oh. Shout out.

[D]

Well, it's kind of weird. The past, like, two months, I've had like, numerous people stop me and be like, okay. Yeah. And I was like. I was like, what the.

[A]

She's famous.

[D]

But it's more of like, I. I'm. I'm a part of something that's bigger than me. Yes. And it's very fun like you guys talk about. That's why, like, it's hard for people. People or for me to see people say, oh, it's boring. Like, we need more like, like, constructive things. I'm like. But that's also the. The whole.

[B]

The fun of beauty of magic.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So, yeah, we.

[D]

We will try to do kind of both, but you know, it's.

[A]

We want to also want to honor the baddest radio for what it is and just chill.

[D]

But thank you guys for bringing me onto the team, to the family.

[A]

And you bought a present.

[D]

I kind of did. Well, that's not really presents. So my product of the week week.

[B]

Oh, my God. Ay.

[A]

Oh, I was thinking about the burgers.

[D]

Oh, that. That too. You guys want that? Okay, I got two products. You want that one first?

[A]

No, I want to see that.

[D]

Whatever's okay. So this is kind of for me, but also just watching you guys do it. Cuz we've never done this, but did

[A]

we rip a pack?

[D]

I got packs for you guys too.

[C]

Is this for Michelle? Huh? No, that's not for sh.

[A]

Though.

[D]

No, no, no, this is. No, this is for me. I. I bought packs yesterday. Like, surprisingly, I was like, oh, let

[C]

me just bring it to the pot.

[A]

But if I hit a pack, that's yours.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

If I hit more than 10, can I have it?

[A]

I know, but I feel bad. I feel like I'm taking.

[D]

So I have. I have six packs I was gonna rip because I didn't know Nikki was gonna be here, but since you're here.

[C]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[D]

No, no, we have six. So there's two packs for each of you guys.

[A]

Oh, I'm scared.

[B]

Two packs is crazy. I thought we were just gonna do one of each. We should just do one of each so you can do it with us.

[A]

Let's do one.

[B]

One.

[A]

Let's do one for.

[B]

Wait. I want to pick wines.

[C]

Okay. Go Br.

[D]

So this is chaos.

[A]

Oh, I want that new.

[B]

I want to see that. Oh, my God. I want Ms. Ninja.

[C]

I want this one.

[A]

Oh, I love this guy. I wish I get Greninja.

[B]

I love her.

[C]

I forgot what this one's called. It's the seaweed dragon.

[B]

Greninja. Greninja.

[A]

Okay, let's go for oldest to youngest a girl.

[D]

Wait, no, I'm not ripping. You guys are.

[B]

They're.

[C]

There's.

[B]

There's a way for you to open this now.

[D]

Yes. Yeah. What do you guys want? You guys want to show it one by one kind of thing?

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. So we should start with Ms. K. Okay, so open from the back like a candy bar.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And then miss, do you see. Okay, so take that top card off. Yep. That's nothing. Oh, and then this next card is the energy, so you can guess what color is going to be.

[B]

Yeah, the first one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like it's Greninja, so purple.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I think greeninja's blue.

[C]

It is blue.

[B]

Oh, it's blue. It's a basic.

[D]

Yeah. Now you're gonna lift up the deck like this.

[B]

Like.

[D]

Yeah, just show it. Yep. Okay, now you can one by one from the front.

[B]

Okay. Like. Oh, peel off from here.

[D]

Yeah, from the front.

[B]

Is this the cutie card?

[D]

Those are all commons.

[C]

Common.

[B]

Cute.

[D]

I figure you guys do a different rip session.

[B]

What is it?

[A]

K. Oh, it's usually the last couple ones.

[D]

Yeah, the last couple of cards. I would be surprised if you guys. They have. They have dedicated illustrators. I wonder if there's a Filipino one.

[B]

Okay, I have three more.

[D]

Okay, so. Yep. Okay. And then I think you have one more after this one. Oh, nothing.

[A]

Not a hit. Should I go?

[D]

No, you go last. Oh, let's see you go next.

[A]

Okay. Go out.

[E]

Nikki.

[B]

Okay, wait.

[D]

Okay, so take out the top one. Yeah. Yep. No, you can put on the table. And then you can guess this next top card. You can guess the color.

[B]

I think it's green.

[D]

Did you.

[C]

I think I accidentally.

[D]

Let me see.

[A]

Messed it up.

[D]

Oh, that's the front. Yeah, But I think the top. So the top. The back one is the color. Yep. So you can guess.

[A]

Green.

[B]

Yellow. Green.

[D]

I think it's red.

[A]

Yellow.

[D]

I saw it.

[B]

You saw it on the mirror.

[A]

She saw it.

[D]

Okay, now you can show the. Yep. And then you can Y.

[A]

Here, Here.

[B]

Three.

[D]

Yep. Keep going.

[A]

We do.

[D]

We do care about the common cards, but seven. Okay, so you got. Yep.

[A]

There.

[D]

One.

[A]

Eight.

[D]

Okay, then you got one more after this.

[B]

Nine.

[C]

Nothing.

[D]

Try one more time.

[A]

Time.

[D]

Is that the last card? Yeah, that's nothing.

[A]

Period.

[D]

All right, time for Brett to save us.

[B]

It would be. Oh, oh, it's turquoise or energy teal. Ooh, that's cute.

[D]

Oh, he's going through the path like a pro already.

[B]

Prison tower.

[A]

Stop.

[D]

Oh, okay, next one.

[A]

Last one.

[D]

Last one.

[A]

Wait.

[C]

Oh, sorry. I didn't Mean to scream.

[B]

You have one.

[D]

I will say it's the. The best hit out of the three of you guys.

[B]

Of course it would be yes. I choose you.

[A]

Damn nice. 210 HP.

[D]

Pretty. And then

[A]

we got presents from Ozzy.

[B]

Your favorite.

[A]

So you can have some of my jalapeno poppers, Nikki.

[B]

Oh, zucchini.

[A]

So, as you guys know, Ms. K and I was talking about Carl's Jr. Last week, and Brett hasn't had it. Of course, I haven't had it since. And Aussielicious Stepalicious got us crazy.

[B]

All them boys

[D]

burger.

[A]

Kidding. Well, thank you so much, Ozzy. I'm gonna eat that after because I don't want to be chewing.

[B]

Thank you so much. Thank you. You're welcome.

[A]

Thank you, Aussielicious. Okay, Nikki, do you want to do your product of the day?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Is that mine?

[C]

Huh?

[A]

Is that one of those that you took? No, I bought this one. I'm gonna be like, nikki, did you take that one?

[C]

I bought this.

[D]

Check your ring.

[C]

She's like, I have proof that you took it. This is the one size oil sucker. We've been out lo. We've been out, guys. And yeah, this has been saving me.

[E]

Let's see it.

[A]

Let's see it. Go to work.

[C]

Why do I look oily?

[A]

You could look oily.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Patrick really knows what he's doing.

[B]

He really does. That's a makeup guru right there.

[A]

That's a makeup star.

[C]

But, yeah, she really be matting the boots house down with. With this.

[A]

Because, Nikki, it's the house down boots mama. Not the boots house down mama.

[B]

House down boots Houston deceased. Oh, what else?

[A]

Wait, well, how does it go, honey? The house down boots Houston. I'm deceased,

[E]

period.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. What is your product of the week?

[B]

My product of the week is gonna be this thing that you gave me because this has been very handy. It's so handy lately.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So this one is. Is like. This is like a vintage thing. Like it. It's been around, but it's a mirror and a compact hairbrush. And you guys, I'm always. Look, that's a cute bag. Is that for a chicken? It is Moana, but yeah. Thank you.

[D]

Br.

[A]

My favorite product of the week, which I should be honest and say this is my favorite product of the day, because I literally just got it a day ago. Is my Moana chicken bag. So your chicken can put sits across here. I have existing chicken bags before, but this is one that I got from the Disney Moana premiere. But I also saw a tiktoker who was actually hired by Disney to make these for influencers. And she made 10. And this bag is 8 out of 10 because I ate out of 10.

[C]

Ew.

[A]

The fuck? Let me see if I could find her Instagram somewhere.

[B]

You know, I've been watching a documentary documentary about, like, how Polynesia got created. And it's very much how Moana is created. Like how it is in the movie. That's how it, like, actually happened.

[A]

She's accurate.

[B]

It started with, like the Astronesian. So funny because I'm 100. Astronesian, period.

[C]

That's Astronesian.

[B]

Astronesians are the first ever there's in the world. Like, they went across the sea and that became Polynesia.

[C]

Duh.

[A]

Nikki, where can the people find you?

[C]

Love, Nikki B and C Breeze Collective.

[B]

Love, Nikki B.

[C]

Yes. L U V N I C K

[A]

I I B. Michaela, where can the girlies find you?

[B]

You guys can find me at M I S K A Y on anything.

[A]

And of course it's Bremen Rock everywhere. Make sure you guys like and subscribe to the baddest radio. We will see you in a couple months for season three. We hope you guys enjoyed this episode and I know you guys are gonna miss Ozzy singing us out. So Ozzy sing us out.

[C]

Don't worry about a thing

[B]

What? Cause every little thing it's gonna be alright Cause. Oh, okay.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, ay. You've been practicing.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Are you.

[B]

Are you practicing?

[D]

Yeah, I was practicing. I was practicing.

[C]

Are you?

[B]

Bye, everyone.

[D]

See you guys next season.

[B]

See you in a couple months.

[A]

Bye, Peach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow rate and like, you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye, Beach.

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