Who Is That Gurl I See??

Summary

DaBaddest Radio: Episode Summary – "Who Is That Gurl I See??"

Release Date: March 6, 2025
Host: Bretman Rock
Guests: Kat Schneider (Ms. K)

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1. Exciting New Collaborations and Products

[00:01 – 00:54]

The episode kicks off with Bretman Rock unveiling his latest collaboration with Hipper Hippa, showcasing his signature style. He enthusiastically shares his experience unboxing a custom Sonny Angel figurine from the Philippines, initially inspired by a Frank Ocean design he saw on TikTok. Bretman reflects on his collaboration journey, expressing excitement about future projects.

Notable Quote:
Bretman Rock [00:24]: “I was like, sis, we were already thinking about making you one, and I made it too, and they made me two.”

2. Morning Routines and Favorite Drinks

[02:12 – 05:15]

Bretman and Kat delve into their daily routines, highlighting their roles as "barista of the day." Bretman describes his love for matcha, demonstrating creative ways to mix it without traditional straws. Kat introduces a refreshing cucumber lemonade with chia seeds she crafted for Bretman, drawing parallels between their healthy drink choices and their vibrant on-screen personas.

Notable Quotes:
Bretman Rock [02:29]: “We play in the July because that's how excited we are.”
Kat Schneider [04:40]: “It's a cucumber lemonade with chia seeds inside. And I added, like, a little sugar for sweetness.”

3. Grammys Discussion: Supporting New Artists

[06:00 – 13:39]

The conversation shifts to the recent Grammy Awards, where Bretman and Kat commend Chaperone for her heartfelt acceptance speech advocating for healthcare and fair salaries for upcoming artists. They discuss the significance of using one's platform for meaningful causes and express admiration for Beyoncé's win in the Best Album category, debating its merit against other contenders like Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish.

Notable Quotes:
Kat Schneider [06:28]: “I think it's well deserved.”
Bretman Rock [09:12]: “She should have won the Renaissance.”

4. Lookalike Contest Experience

[23:49 – 37:25]

Bretman recounts his recent participation in a lookalike contest organized by Josette, highlighting the camaraderie and positive vibes among contestants. He shares touching moments with fellow participants, particularly three queer kids who expressed how Bretman's presence empowered them. The hosts reflect on the importance of representation and community support within such events.

Notable Quotes:
Bretman Rock [28:54]: “They make not just the event for attention or, like, for fun.”
Kat Schneider [29:08]: “Cute names, by the way.”

5. Valentine's Day Adventures with Papa

[44:37 – 52:45]

A heartwarming segment unfolds as Bretman and Kat include Bretman's dog, Papa, in their Valentine's Day plans. They humorously navigate misunderstandings about Papa's participation, leading to playful interactions and light-hearted banter. The discussion touches on Papa's unique personality traits and the trio's affectionate dynamics.

Notable Quotes:
Ms. K [46:51]: “Fish and gay terms is Kanti.”
Bretman Rock [48:54]: “I have my L'Oreal Ever Pure Glossing 5-minute lamination mask. I love your brows.”

6. Product Highlights and Recommendations

[53:02 – 55:18]

Concluding the episode, Bretman and Kat showcase their favorite beauty products. Kat recommends "Get Ready With Me," a Philippine blush brand praised for its performance in humid climates. Bretman highlights his favorite hair gloss from L'Oreal, emphasizing its ability to maintain shine and vitality. They encourage listeners to check out these products, blending personal testimonials with genuine endorsements.

Notable Quotes:
Ms. K [53:15]: “Get Ready With Me is a Philippine brand from the Philippines.”
Bretman Rock [53:49]: “It's L'Oreal. They did send me, like, the shampoo and conditioner, which are great.”

7. Closing Remarks

[55:16 – End]

Bretman wraps up the episode by inviting listeners to follow "DaBaddest Radio" across all social media platforms. He extends gratitude to the audience and teases future episodes, ensuring fans stay engaged and connected.

Notable Quote:
Bretman Rock [55:03]: “Make sure you guys subscribe to the Baddest Radio and I will see you guys next week's episode. Bye, everyone.”

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Insights and Highlights

• Collaboration and Creativity: Bretman's enthusiasm for new collaborations underscores his commitment to evolving his brand while staying true to his unique style.

• Community and Representation: The lookalike contest segment emphasizes the positive impact of representation in media, fostering a sense of belonging and empowerment among marginalized groups.

• Balancing Personal Life and Public Persona: Through discussions about daily routines and personal anecdotes, Bretman and Kat provide an authentic glimpse into balancing personal interests with their public personas.

• Support for Emerging Artists: Their conversation about the Grammys highlights the importance of advocating for fair treatment and support for new and emerging artists in the industry.

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Conclusion

In this episode of DaBaddest Radio, Bretman Rock and Kat Schneider blend personal stories, insightful discussions, and product recommendations to create an engaging and relatable experience for listeners. From celebrating new collaborations and advocating for artists to sharing heartfelt moments, the hosts exemplify confidence and authenticity, embodying the essence of being truly the "baddest."

Transcript

[Bretman Rock]

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Oh, my God. You just caught me putting in my new Hipper Hippa. For those of you who are watching. Yes, you are not seeing things. This is the Bretman Rock Hipper collab. See her?

[Ms. K]

That is so cute. That is so you.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

So you wish your hair was that long.

[Bretman Rock]

No, I literally wish. That's the goal. That's the goal. But yeah, I. I'm not sure if you guys saw a video of me recently, but I was unboxing a custom sunny angel that I got from the Philippines. Better than Billie jeans. And they made me custom ones because I had initially ordered, like, the Frank Ocean hipper.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

That I saw on somebody's TikTok once upon a time. And I was like, I need that. And I DM them. And they were like, sis, we were already thinking about making you one, and I made it too, and they made me two. I'll flash in the picture right here of the other ones that I got.

[Ms. K]

But yeah, I'm like, honestly just waiting for your Sonny angel collab.

[Bretman Rock]

Sonny angel, if you're listening, girl, let me in the booth.

[Ms. K]

Let me cook you. It has to be you.

[Bretman Rock]

Let me cook. Speaking of cooking, cue the intro. Ratman to Earth. Earth to Breadman. Girl, you already know who it is. To Earth. Earth to Brett, everyone. I'm just kidding. Welcome back. It is Thursday yet again, Ms. K. It is the first week of March. Yes, it is March, period.

[Ms. K]

We are what, three months?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I can't believe it's already the third month.

[Ms. K]

I know. January. February went by that quick. I don't ever realize until, like, we're in the middle of, like, August and I'm like, dang, the year's almost done.

[Bretman Rock]

You're like, damn, it's almost the Burma again. Like, what?

[Kat Schneider]

After Berman's birthday, I'm like, is it Christmas yet?

[Ms. K]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Holiday and I are the type to be playing like elf.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we be like, we already have. Well, Kat and I have like, our own, like, holiday playlist that we play. Girl, we play in the. In July because that's how excited we are.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bretman Rock]

Should we get into our segments of the day?

[Ms. K]

Of course. You're so excited, you guys.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm so excited because I'm excited because I made Ms. K her own drink today. I am the barista of the day. Well, you also made a drink.

[Ms. K]

I did. I did.

[Bretman Rock]

It's like, we should do a little trade off.

[Ms. K]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Bretman Rock]

I'll go first.

[Ms. K]

And I love how both are green oh, no, you're go first.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. So it was time for my midday matcha. And I was like, Ms. K, do you want a matcha?

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And she said, yes, the ice. Oh, the ice are still there. You can mix it. Hey, review it for me. Review it for me.

[Ms. K]

I can't use the straw.

[Kat Schneider]

Oh, your lip.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah, your lip.

[Ms. K]

That's a matcha. That's a matcha.

[Bretman Rock]

I also made my own because while we were so good, while we were on break, the mail came and a new matcha that I ordered just came and a new whisk, and I needed to try it.

[Ms. K]

But. Okay, we keefer.

[Bretman Rock]

Can you use the straw like this?

[Kat Schneider]

Not the tongue.

[Ms. K]

Oh, that's so smart.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, wrap it. Oh.

[Ms. K]

The bottom one.

[Bretman Rock]

Did you mix it well?

[Ms. K]

No. Yeah, I was like, it's. It's really good.

[Bretman Rock]

Sometimes the umami likes to rest in the.

[Ms. K]

Yes, I like the matcha taste, but the. The inside sweetener.

[Bretman Rock]

I use date syrup. I use date syrup, too.

[Ms. K]

Thanks for telling me how to use a straw another way.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, I remembered when I got my wisdom tea taken out and they were like, no straws.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And I'm like, no, I. I love straws.

[Ms. K]

Like, girl, you know, a lot of people don't recommend straws because it creates, like, little wrinkles. Right here. Yeah.

[Kat Schneider]

Oh, that's what those new straws are. Like, they go sideways and on top, there's like a little hole.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, very much that. I also saw a article on. I think it was Facebook. I think it was actually my mom that reposted it, but it was this lady, I think she was like 60 or 70, and she had. She hasn't smiled or moved a face muscle for, I think it was like 30 years. Because she didn't want to age. She didn't smile for 30 years.

[Kat Schneider]

That's crazy.

[Bretman Rock]

So, like, imagine talking to people like this just so you could.

[Ms. K]

Like, that was so funny.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, yeah, literally, like, that's wild. She'd be like, smile.

[Ms. K]

With her eyes. She smiles with her eyes.

[Bretman Rock]

That's commitment. Okay, what did you make me?

[Ms. K]

Okay, so I made you, like, a little refresher. It's probably not going to taste anything because it's a refresher.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. I love it.

[Ms. K]

But it's a cucumber lemonade with chia seeds inside. And I added, like, a little sugar for sweetness.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, as you know, I'm going hiking after this, so if I don't finish this, it will be in a to go cup.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, it's like a. Yeah, it's like a cute refresher for you.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God. And you know I love chia seeds.

[Ms. K]

Yes. And I like it. We're both drinking greens and you're wearing greens. That's fresh. It's very fresh.

[Bretman Rock]

I. This is a perfect chaser kefer.

[Ms. K]

Is it really?

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like I could take a tequila shot with it. Did you taste it?

[Ms. K]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Taste it.

[Kat Schneider]

Wait, Ms. K, have you ever tried it before? Is it out of your head?

[Bretman Rock]

I've never tried it Straight from her dog period. It's so fresh, you know? Right? Yeah, That's a good chaser Tequila. It's almost like mojito.

[Ms. K]

Y. Yeah. Oh, like, what is that. That drink called the. Like a Martin. No, not a martini.

[Kat Schneider]

Margarita, is it?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, like a margarita. No margarita. No, it's a mojito. You're thinking about a mojito.

[Ms. K]

The one with the cucumber.

[Bretman Rock]

With the cucumber with the.

[Ms. K]

With the. The rim.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. And then sometimes it. It'll have like a mint.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. That's okay.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. So I guess it's a mojito.

[Bretman Rock]

Aren't you the barista or. No. Weren't you a bartender? Yeah. Aren't you a bartender?

[Ms. K]

No, I've never bartend before. Well, I tried and it was so fun, but that was just like one time thing. I just wanted to try it.

[Bretman Rock]

We're in our military wear today. For those of you who are not watching, we're giving very much Hunter's union.

[Ms. K]

We're going to war.

[Bretman Rock]

Not war, girl. We're gonna go fight for our freedom.

[Ms. K]

Yes. Fight for trans quality, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you have any tea of the week?

[Ms. K]

Oh, yeah. My tea of the week is. You watch the Grammys, right?

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

And you've. You've seen chaperone receive her award and her speech. Yes, I just. And like, her speech was basically about.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, people up and coming artists started getting health care and proper salary.

[Ms. K]

Yes, yes. And I think that is, like, so brave of her for her to say that. And I just want to know what you think in like, a position like you have, you know.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, as far as I, I. The last time I. I saw about it, I heard that people were starting to match her donation of like $25,000. Because I guess, like, she called. Yeah, because I guess like, a producer spoke out about how, like, it was not the right place or like, I guess, like, he disagreed with it. And then Chapo was like, okay, then donate. Match my. And then so after she posted that so much of like, actual artists, I think I. I Can't remember who it was that matched it. But like a bunch of other artists started matching her donation and I thought that was so cool. But what are my thoughts on it? I think, girl, use your platform. Period. Like, period. And I love that because I think she had like other interviews a while back where they were talking about the Grammys and she was like, it's just like a big talent show for like rich people. And then she was like, well, I would love to go to the Grammys because the. I guess the. Her grandpa, who she named after herself, Chapel would be proud of her to go to the Grammys. She's like, I'll only go because of that. But if I do go, I would probably just say something wild or like, do something. And then she ended up like actually doing it.

[Ms. K]

And you know how like you said that the producer was like, that's like the wrong time and place. I feel like that was the perfect place for it, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Because you're talking about musicians, upcoming artists in a music.

[Bretman Rock]

And while she's receiving best new artists.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Even though really a lot of those people, including Sabrina too, have been in the music industry for longer.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

So I'm like, it kind of begs the question, like, when is the cutoff? So when you're not a new artist. When you are like, not.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Because Sabrina has been probably when you.

[Ms. K]

Make a hit, I guess.

[Kat Schneider]

Yeah, I think a hit album. Yeah, the whole album. You know what I mean?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kat Schneider]

Cuz Chapel has her really good album and Sabrina has hers. I feel like that's.

[Ms. K]

So our best new artist would be like their very first album.

[Kat Schneider]

Not. I wouldn't say first, but like the whole album is just like giving.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I know what you're saying though. Like you would think like they produced.

[Ms. K]

Their first album ever, so they're like the new artist.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. But no, that's not how it works, I guess.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I would love to be one of those 13,000 people that is a part of the academy though, that picks. Cuz you know how every award they're like 13,000 people have voted. I'm like, damn, that's a lot. Like, I wonder who the people are.

[Ms. K]

Do you have to be invited to the Grammys or you can just buy a ticket and go? Because I would love to go.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, did you see? Did you have favorite outfits of the Grammys?

[Ms. K]

I haven't really looked at the outfits, but I really love Doja's accepting outfit. Chaperone's accepting outfit was really like fun and cute.

[Bretman Rock]

My favorite outfit was Bianca West.

[Ms. K]

Oh, I hate you, Bianca West.

[Bretman Rock]

Miss Bianca west, girl. Kanye West's wife. Oh, she literally came naked girl.

[Ms. K]

She said, birthday suit girl.

[Bretman Rock]

I heard they got kicked out of the Grammys for that.

[Kat Schneider]

I think he wasn't invited.

[Bretman Rock]

No, I think so, but somebody said that he was. He was a part of a project that was nominated for a Grammy, so he was there. So I think the rumors of him getting kicked out was, like, a producer. Yeah, Yeah. I remember, like, how she would, like, fix her dress, like, because she was wearing. And she, like, fix her dress. I'm like, girl, what are we fixing?

[Ms. K]

You're exposed.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. My favorite. Do you have, like, a favorite red carpet moment slash dress of all time?

[Ms. K]

I didn't watch the red carpet. No.

[Bretman Rock]

Of all time.

[Ms. K]

Like, of all time.

[Bretman Rock]

Because by the time this show by. Okay. By the time this episode goes out, Grammy has already been a month ago, so nobody has but, like, I guess, like, an overall ever. What comes to mind when I think of, like, red carpet moments would have to be, like, JLO inventing Google Image search. With that green dress with the Versace. With the Versace one.

[Ms. K]

Or like, the denim on denim. Yeah. Britney's person.

[Bretman Rock]

Rihanna. Matt.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And then also Rihanna. I think it was a. She was like, are my boobs distracting you or something? Are my.

[Ms. K]

Oh, there's Swarovski Crystals girl.

[Bretman Rock]

That one where she was, like, giving the nude illusion. But Swarovski Crystals, one of my favorite amazing Zendaya looks.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bretman Rock]

We have, like, the Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake denim and denim, like, Canadian tuxedo moments. Do you have one that stands out?

[Ms. K]

I. Honestly, I think no one can beat Lady Gaga's red carpets look.

[Bretman Rock]

The meat dress. Yes.

[Ms. K]

Any of her looks, basically from, like, past Gaga. Yeah, I think her looks are the best. I do really, like, sometimes. What. What's her name?

[Bretman Rock]

I mean, I don't know.

[Ms. K]

I forgot.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, Chapel.

[Ms. K]

Chapel.

[Bretman Rock]

That was really exciting. I always. I always like. Because, you know, she's gonna be Chapel for her.

[Ms. K]

It reminds her looks. Reminds me of, like, those. What is that called? Like, those wizard.

[Bretman Rock]

Like the wizard.

[Ms. K]

The. You know, those places, the enchanted places that people go to and then they dress like fairies and like. Yeah, like the medieval times. Yes, yes.

[Bretman Rock]

There's a name for it.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Kat Schneider]

There's a name.

[Bretman Rock]

Like the people that larps.

[Ms. K]

Mm. No, but there's a city that you can go to in the world where. Not a city. Like a place in the forest. And you go to this place and it's like, A.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Fairy. And, like, there was a guy that sells pickles.

[Ms. K]

Yes. Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

And he's like, really funny.

[Kat Schneider]

Renaissance.

[Ms. K]

The Renaissance. Yeah, she was. She's very giving that.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, speaking of Renaissance, Beyonce one Best album of the year and country album.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

What did you think about that?

[Ms. K]

I think it's well deserved.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

She did her. She did her part. She. She made great music. A lot of people is hating about it, but I'm like, girl, when she came out with the Cowboy Carter, everyone was listening to it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

I would just say I do think Billie deserves it, though. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I. My thing is, I know Beyonce deserves because she's always been nominated for best album of the year, and this is her first one that she finally won. That's why. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

It was like, this one. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

That's why Taylor Swift and Billy were like, finally or, like, about time.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And they were very excited for it because people thought that Billy was crying because she was a sore loser, but I don't think so, because the Renaissance.

[Ms. K]

Should have won best album.

[Bretman Rock]

So that's what I was getting.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, I love Cowboy Carter, but I don't think that is Beyonce's for best album.

[Ms. K]

No, it's really good.

[Kat Schneider]

But, yeah, like you're saying, I think the Renaissance.

[Ms. K]

She should have won the Renaissance.

[Bretman Rock]

Literally. Even the rollout for that is crazy. But will I be there for the Kyber Carter tour? Well, yeah.

[Ms. K]

Yes. Yes, I will be there with him.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, yeah.

[Kat Schneider]

I'll be getting videos on Facebook.

[Ms. K]

You guys. There's this one time, Bret, one was like, you want to come with me to Beyonce a couple days later. Oh, wait, you can't come. I have to be with somebody else in my team. Totally fine. Whatever. Whatever.

[Bretman Rock]

I already had my outfit.

[Ms. K]

I know. Concert day comes, I get a call from him, and all he had to say was, look where I am. Flips it. And it's just him bopping to, like, the relatives. And I'm like.

[Bretman Rock]

And do you know who I caught after?

[Ms. K]

Who?

[Kat Schneider]

Me.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, whatever. There was a specific song. I think I called you because of that specific song that we always play. Maybe I forgot what it was, but there was a reason why I called you. Not just to rub it on your face.

[Kat Schneider]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

That I was at the Beyonce.

[Kat Schneider]

It was amazing.

[Bretman Rock]

But also to rub it to your face.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. That you were there.

[Justice]

Welcome to for the Real Bodybuilders, a podcast where we get super real about all the overlooked moments when it comes to women's health. And I'm going to ask some of the Questions that you were a little too afraid to ask. I'm your host, Kat Schneider. I'm a mom of three girls and the founder and CEO of Ritual. Ritual is a women's health company that's working to set a totally new standard in the supplement industry. Retraceable science and traceable sourcing. In this series, I'll be sitting down with leading experts and friends, and we'll be diving into topics that affect us all, from periods to fertility to postpartum and even perimenopause. So let's be a little provocative, a little tmi and have exactly the kind of conversation we all need right now. Let's get into it.

[Bretman Rock]

And we're back. Do you smell what the cat is cooking, girl?

[Ms. K]

I think I do, but is the cat the king? We're about to find out.

[Kat Schneider]

Okay, so today I made a tres leches cake and dairy free for Bretman.

[Ms. K]

Wait, which one is dairy free?

[Bretman Rock]

They're both.

[Ms. K]

Okay.

[Kat Schneider]

It's coconut flavor and I put some strawberries on top, but yes, I'll just like dairy free.

[Ms. K]

What is the thing on the bottom?

[Bretman Rock]

I'm about to devour this.

[Kat Schneider]

There's a lot downstairs. You can have more.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my gosh.

[Kat Schneider]

Is it yummy?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kat Schneider]

Period. No.

[Ms. K]

That was a big bite this morning.

[Kat Schneider]

I Woke up at 7 and before I started the. The kitchen was a mess from the party. Before I even started, I made the cake really quick and then I did dishes for like two hours and then finished it.

[Ms. K]

Oh, that's cake on the bottom.

[Kat Schneider]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Wow, Kat, you ate with this.

[Kat Schneider]

Thank you.

[Bretman Rock]

We'll be right back. Again, you can keep eating Kefar. I don't know if you guys have been seeing Ms. K and Kat, but people have been asking to have like a recipe card in the beginning or while you guys are talking about your things. So make a merch. A merch. A book with all the recipes in the back.

[Kat Schneider]

We should make a cookbook here, you and I. Yeah, that'd be such a.

[Bretman Rock]

Great idea that that'll be the next merch. The cat cookbook and the Ms. K drankity drank drink drinks.

[Ms. K]

I was thinking about this earlier.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, you like my matcha girl? It's giving you, like, time. I do, I do.

[Ms. K]

Look, I'm almost done, period. But I was thinking the other day, you know, like, have you ever seen like or have you guys ever made the cookbooks in the elementary and it looks like the. It's just pictures and like, little thingies. That's what I want my to look My drink book to look like what is what.

[Bretman Rock]

Can you repeat that one more time?

[Ms. K]

In elementary, they used to make. To make us get like, recipes, like one recipes out of all the students. And we would make a book.

[Bretman Rock]

Is this Hawaii or Philippine?

[Ms. K]

Hawaii.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, keep talking.

[Ms. K]

And then everyone would share their recipes. And then they would make a little tiny book for everyone. And we will have little recipe bowl.

[Kat Schneider]

That's so cute.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes, I remember this. This is like third, fourth grade activities. Yes, yes.

[Ms. K]

And then I thought. I just thought it was so cute because, like, everyone had like little tiny pictures and like, little drawings of like, the food and the ingredients and how to make it.

[Kat Schneider]

That's so fun.

[Ms. K]

I think that was so cute. But that's what I want mice to look like, if anything.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Sorry. I was looking for a genre. I mean, I was looking for a journal entry to read, and I kind of want to read where my state of mind was exactly a year ago. So this is my March 1st entry. I don't think I read this one yet, but yeah. March. Oh, sunny March. Thank you for greeting me with the warmest light. I'm so excited to see what you have in store for me. And I'm already so grateful for all the delight and love you're about to give me. I feel like I just jumped a timeline. I totally feel like I'm definitely living in a new agenda of my life. Way different than the one in October. I don't know what I was going through last October 2023, but I feel like my little butterfly friend. I just got out of my cocoon and I'm so ready to spread my wings and soar into new heights. I think this month will show me a lot when it comes to my true destiny. I finally feel like I broke loose again. Thank you, Inang. Oh, why the hell am I writing about my grandma?

[Ms. K]

That was how when inang passed.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. And then I put. The goal this month is to enjoy my hard works from organizing. I don't know what I was writing about, but I think that was the time.

[Ms. K]

Evening pass. October 2023.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I think so.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Period. But yeah, I just wanted. I just wanted to read out where I was where my state of mind was like a year ago. But I'm like, I'm glad that it's like kind of. I feel like still. Yeah, it's kind of the same still. I. I don't know, something. Some. I don't know. I feel like something. The world shifted definitely when I saw that butterfly hatching. I don't know if you guys saw a video of me, like, narrating, like, a butterfly, like, coming out of a cocoon.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

A year ago.

[Ms. K]

Triplets, I think.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes, the triple one. And I wrote, like, an entire, like, saga of it. And I'm like, some. This is telling me something, because I know it's rare to, like, see a butterfly, like, come out of their cocoon. And I'm like, this is telling. And I literally wrote, like, four entries about it.

[Kat Schneider]

Oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

About that damn butterfly. But literally, my life changed after that butterfly.

[Ms. K]

What if that was, like, you becoming, like, 2023 was, like, your cocooning era and then you turn into a butterfly on the 2024.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Because that was when.

[Bretman Rock]

March, April, I was. I started to, like, date again. I felt like my heart chakra was open. Not date again. I feel like I. I really went to one date before.

[Ms. K]

You swear dating only went to, like.

[Bretman Rock]

I wait, I only went to one.

[Ms. K]

Date with that one guy that picked you up here.

[Bretman Rock]

That was in a date. Girl, that was like a.

[Ms. K]

A drive.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I was like, I don't count that.

[Kat Schneider]

I don't count that guy.

[Bretman Rock]

No. Yeah. My life shifted, like, last year.

[Ms. K]

I love that.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like my life shifts every time. Like, I feel like I'm in the new. Like, even now, I feel like I'm. My schedule has just been kind of, like, the same. But if I was to look at where my schedule was a year ago, I'm like, girl, I used to wake up and make a whole fucking story before 12:00, and then now I'm like, now I just kind of, like, take my time with, like, what I'm posting. I don't feel the need to, like, post all of these stories before 12. Like, I just kind of just post whatever's interesting. Yeah. And also just, like, honestly, can I just be very candid with Instagram? Like, bitch, I don't know why the fuck Instagram. It's so hard to grow in Instagram.

[Ms. K]

It is.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like every time I post a real or anything interesting, the likes and the engagements is, like, there. But I will lose followers just from posting. So I'm like, girl, I give up posting on Instagram. Honestly. So I don't really give a fuck about, like, posting at certain times anymore. Like, how I was so.

[Ms. K]

Well, I did. I think someone told me before, like, how. You know how, like, there's so many profiles on Instagram and a lot of them is, like, blank Instagram. It could be just that.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, just refresh oh, just doing a clearance.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I don't know.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, yeah. But, oh, my God, you guys, when Brett was, like, reading his journal, I was looking at his handwriting and I was like, dang, I. You have one of the most unique handwriting ever.

[Bretman Rock]

Unique is a crazy way of saying ugly.

[Ms. K]

I didn't say, uh, ugly. That was you.

[Bretman Rock]

I do. I do have a unique handwriting. I remembered. Speaking of a new life, I remembered in sixth grade, I had a whole rebrand on my hand.

[Ms. K]

Really?

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. In that summer, I would practice a new way of, like, doing my capital letters.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, I do my E. Like a C. Like I do a C and then a slash.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And then my A's. I do like the old school letter A with, like, that looks like a two.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kat Schneider]

When you first did that, I was like, whoa, I haven't seen that in a while.

[Bretman Rock]

Nope, not in a while. You're like, is this Times New romance?

[Ms. K]

This is Y2K hydroglyphics, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

You're like, I can't read that. Is that how Romans used to write?

[Ms. K]

Is that a symbol?

[Kat Schneider]

Is that the at signp symbol?

[Bretman Rock]

No, but yeah. I don't realize I have, like, a different handwriting until people, like, point it out.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God. That just reminds me what we need to talk about today.

[Ms. K]

What?

[Bretman Rock]

The Bretman rock look alike content.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

So good. Okay. Let's really talk about her.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Where did that came from?

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, so. Oh, my God. I can't believe we never talked about it last episode. Yeah. I'm so sorry. Sorry. But I guess we saved it for the March episode. But as you guys know, or may not know, Bretman, Bret. Bret Bretman had a lookalike contest. As you guys may know, I had a lookalike contest.

[Ms. K]

And it was before we get into it. How did you find out about it? Like, how did you. They were like, oh, you're having a lookalike contest.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. So genuinely, I did not find out about it until a week prior to the content, but I had gone to Josette's page, which, by the way, shout out to Josette who and made the entire thing. She has been planning it since January. I think she's so such a baddie girl.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I just had. Can you hear the dogs?

[Kat Schneider]

Yeah, kind of. I mean, I can hear them in the background.

[Bretman Rock]

From your mic? Yeah, from the mic. Yeah.

[Kat Schneider]

Well, I can't tell.

[Bretman Rock]

Maybe close the door. Maybe just close. Sorry. My brother is over today, and sometimes when my dogs see him, they just be barking but anyways, Josette has been planning this for about two months, and I had just found out about it a week prior.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Because Erica Titus texted me because I think Jose had reached out to her, and she was like, hey, can you please promote this just for fun? And then Erica texted me and was like, oh, my God, this would be so fun. You should. You should show up.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And I'm like, what is this? So I click on it, and I'm like, oh, my God. Someone, actually. And then I just cackled at the fact that the grand prize was, like, 20 bucks.

[Ms. K]

20 bucks?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, girl, I'm down. But so I reposted it, and then I guess, like, we had things to do that day with. I had planned things to do with Princess and the kids.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

But I was like. I had told Princess about it, and tell me why Princess beat me there. Like, she was good for all of us, girl. Out of all the ones that's like. And usually she's late to everything. So I was shocked that Princess, first of all, even showed up, because, you know, Ms. Queen is a just her.

[Ms. K]

All her kids.

[Bretman Rock]

They were there before I was even there. I had just left my house, and Princess was like, where you at? Yeah, Like, I'm at the gate anyways. And you guys were there. Yeah, all of my friends were there. So, Yeah, I found out about a week.

[Ms. K]

A week ago. I found out a month prior to that. Really? Yes. But I just never said anything because I was like, the heck? That's kind of weird.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

And, like, you never told me about it, so I thought you didn't plan it. So I was just like, oh. I thought it's probably like, just one of those, like, joking around, like, whatever. Whatever.

[Bretman Rock]

Because it wasn't until she started, like, printing out.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And started posting them everywhere. And she even went to, like, a bunch of, like, small business stores.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. And just.

[Bretman Rock]

And, like, had them hang it in there.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God. This is actually a real thing.

[Ms. K]

That's a great. Like, yes. Yeah. But anyways. Yeah. And then another friend of mine texted me. She was like, do you know about this? And I was like, no. What is that? He was like, they're having a lookalike contest in the La Moana. And I was like, okay. Brushed it off. But I was at work, and one of the customers was like, hey, did you. Are you guys doing the lookalike, or is it just like a.

[Bretman Rock]

Like a joke?

[Ms. K]

Yeah, a joke. And then I was like, I honestly don't know. So that's how I found out about it, and then it just became like. We just went to it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I think. I think I ended up wanting to show up because, well, one, I'm a Leo. I'm not gonna miss my own fucking look alike contest.

[Kat Schneider]

Are you kidding me?

[Bretman Rock]

But I was with my friends Jeanette and Nikki, and they were like, we should. We should go. We should go. And I was like, if you guys drive me out.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

So we all ended up going, and it was so much fun. Like, it was. Well, first of all, when I got there, I. I was expecting everyone to be, like, kind of, like, on stage, but I guess apparently the security came and was like, y'all can do whatever you want. Just don't use the stage.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, that's what they said.

[Bretman Rock]

And then they had all. They had them also take down all the posters that they had posted up. And then me and justice ended up getting there. I want to say, like, 10 minutes late.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Because they had already kind of started.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, they did. They went through everyone. And then you came. And then they was like, they did it.

[Bretman Rock]

And then I came. And then they ended up, like, resetting everything again. And then we had another contestant. Everyone that joined actually, like, kind of resembled a little bit of me. You?

[Ms. K]

Yeah, an era of you, each one.

[Bretman Rock]

But also, I will say, a lot of, like, brown Asians with bigger lips all kind of, like, look like me.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And I get that all the time on TikTok, people would be like, you look like him. You look like Brett. You look like Brett, man. And it's just like a brown, like, Asian with big, long hair or, like, thick brows or long hair. And like, I'm like, girl, we all look alike.

[Ms. K]

Your kids.

[Bretman Rock]

Literally, my son. But the. What was so amazing, especially with the three queer kids that I met, I think Kala, James, and Thor. Yeah, Kala, James, and Thor.

[Ms. K]

Cute names, by the way.

[Bretman Rock]

Right? And they were joking about how they. They resembled my past, present, and future.

[Ms. K]

And I'm like, girl, literally. Literally.

[Bretman Rock]

Literally as fuck. And I read a lot of the comments that the orange skirt, which is Thor should have worn because he looked the most like me, which I'm not disagreeing. He was like, my personal pick.

[Ms. K]

But that was your ever beach era.

[Bretman Rock]

With your beach, like, dyed hair, like, coming up era. Like, so cutesy. Just. And I tried not to get, like, too emotional, but, like, it truly wasn't until, like, I was coming home and I was realizing what that event. What that event meant and for them as well. And then they all came up to me. And was like, you've been watch. I've been watching you for so long. And they're, like, a little bit younger than me, so I think I want to say I was probably in high school when they were in middle school. School.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Probably elementary even. Not sure how old they are. But just them being like, you made all of this possible. You made not just the event, but, like, the fact that they can be queer out and open and just like. And have someone that looked like them also kind of like, not maybe look like them, like, because it looked like contacts, but like someone that also just grew up in the same environment that they did and they see how possible it is.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. To make it out there.

[Bretman Rock]

And I just was getting so emotional. But so what I was saying at Princess ended up picking the winner because for the last. So there was three rounds.

[Ms. K]

Three rounds.

[Bretman Rock]

The first round was the Runway, which. And then the two girls got eliminated. And then the second round was the imitation one where they. It was like a freestyle, where they kind of just like, do what Bret wouldn't do. Do what Bret would do.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Which is them just, like, saying his, like, intro. Yeah. Like, hey, guys. Actor, activist, science on the motherfuck side.

[Ms. K]

And then it was with Princess.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. And then the top two, which was color and Thor. I was like, oh, my God, it would be so funny for the third round is like, if they embodied, like, how I am with my sister. So I had them both. Literally, the instruction was just say, princess. They got carried away, girl. Because I was like, okay, you guys. So I had called Princess over, and I was like, princess, do you want to judge the last round? You're going to pick the winner. Because also, I didn't want to be responsible for picking the winner. And then for the last round, I had both of them yell Princess. Because that's how I always yell at her. And then they both go in and they're like, princess, you dumb fucking bitch.

[Kat Schneider]

Thank you.

[Bretman Rock]

And I'm like, oh, my God. Thankfully, everyone was a good sport. And Princess ended up picking color, I think, because not only did he embody, like, my look, but, like, the energy of. And he was honestly, like, such a crowd hyper.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, he was.

[Kat Schneider]

He was very Stage presence. Was there.

[Ms. K]

He was.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. But nonetheless, it was so fun. I also did, like, an improv to, like, meet and greet after.

[Kat Schneider]

Yeah, it was crazy.

[Ms. K]

That was.

[Bretman Rock]

No, it wasn't really that crazy. I think it's more organized than, like.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, I've seen longer ones, but no, just by, like, how many people, like, kind of just went, yeah. Because they didn't know that was happening there. And then they just saw you. And then they just started forming a line, which was like, oh, that's cute.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I met the big crowd.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

But then I didn't know that there was a line. But also, we had reservations, and we need to go eat somewhere. Princess was getting a little impatient. And also, I'm not like, trust me, I love my followers, and I love taking pictures of people, but I am not about to get banned from Ala Moana, bitch. I'm not. And we had had already, like, test the waters with the security, because they.

[Ms. K]

Already, like, TR to, like, hey, can we hurry this up?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. And then we were like, this is gonna take a second. Just five more minutes. And they were, like, so chill with it.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

But I didn't want to push their buttons and be like, bitch, why are you having a whole meet and greet right here? So I met as much people as possible, and then, thankfully, like, nobody was, like, a bad sport about about it. They understood that it was not a planned event. They understood that I was not trying to get banned. And everyone was so chill. Like, honestly, like, any Hawaii meet and greet ever, it's always chill. It's always chill.

[Ms. K]

Like, your morphe one.

[Bretman Rock]

My morphe one's chill, and my book one was chill. And I think what's really cool. I think Jorly always says this is that, like, oh, your fans are just so chill. Like, they remind. They all remind me of you.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And I love that. And I love the fact that I can actually see that as well. Like, some people would just come and be like, bitch. And I'm like, girl, damn, y'all really my people.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Like, just talking to you. Normal.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. And I mean, there are, like, casual, like, nervousness. Even I get nervous around people. But it was so fun.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. What I love about that whole day was being in Ala Moana. There's a lot of people there that's, like, mix from, like, everywhere. Like, you're all around the world. And then the fact that they were just, like, sitting there just watching the whole entire thing and, like, laughing with us. So it's just, like, kind of like.

[Bretman Rock]

It was so not planned. There's a lot of, like, walking around and, like, stuff. But they stayed, and they were, like, cackling.

[Ms. K]

Yes, yes. They were, like, having the time of their life. You, like, it was, like, to the point where, like, the. Because there's a hole in La Moana in, like, the middle of a La Moana. There's like a three what stages?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

And then there's. On the bottom floor, there's a stage, and that's where we were. And then there was a sitting area on one level.

[Bretman Rock]

At the top.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. And then I just could see, like, the whole entire thing was, like, getting crowded. And I was like, wow, this is kind of amazing.

[Bretman Rock]

Were you getting not nervous, but, like, were you. Were you thinking people were not gonna show up at first?

[Ms. K]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay.

[Ms. K]

I was just thought, like, oh, my God, this is about to get kind of crazy. Unhinged crazy. Because there was like. There was like, it's. It wasn't as organized that I would. Thought it would be.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't.

[Ms. K]

It was anyone out in the open, and there was just like that. And I was like, okay. But it actually went. Was like, very organized everyone.

[Bretman Rock]

Because we didn't have mics or anything. So I'm like, how is everyone just, like, so cooperative?

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Nobody was like, even. Even when I was finally watching it, like, people let me watch it and wasn't like, hey, can I get a picture? And I'm like, I'm trying to watch this. You know what I mean? Like, people, like, was just watching it. Be a part of it and let me watch it. And then everyone was just so patient also. And I don't know, it just shows, like, how Hawaii is just that girl. And like, it's also so amazing to see Josette, like, plan.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Create plan with her own money, by the way, you guys. Because so many people had problems with the $20 prize money. I'm like, how many, like, lookalike contests have you seen? And what was the price? Because Timothee Chalamet had a. Yeah. Had a lookalike contest. And the prize was. I think. I don't even know what the price was. I don't even wanna guess. But I don't think it was more than 50 bucks. I know there was like, a Bach lookalike contest. Like, no.

[Ms. K]

But she. It wasn't just the 20 bucks. It was. It was a 20 bucks plus a little gift bag.

[Bretman Rock]

And then also because I. I didn't have cash, I just, like, asked, like, the nearest person who had cash, which was Dory, your sister. And I was like, charlie, what cash do you have? So I just gave whatever Joy gave me, and I gave that as, like, a cash tip to the winner, which is more than 20 bucks. And he was so happy.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And honestly, like, I don't think any of those people who came was.

[Ms. K]

Look.

[Bretman Rock]

Was coming for the 20 bucks?

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I think they came for the vibes. They came to entertain.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And that's what it is. At the end of the day, I don't think Josette even made that event for attention or, like, for. To get anything out of it besides fun.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, nobody was there, you know? And I get it, I get it, I get it. Like, oh, my God, you're a billionaire. People be commenting wild as like, you're a billionaire and you can only afford 20. I'm like, first of all, I'm not a billionaire, but thank you. And second of all, I'm like. I'm like, do you expect like a 10,000 prize for a lookalike?

[Ms. K]

Yeah, but I'm like, girl, there's some billionaires out there that it won't even give a penny.

[Bretman Rock]

So that part, it was.

[Kat Schneider]

It was just fun. Like, it was just fun vibes. Everybody was like, Brett said was so nice. It was just a fun event, I feel like.

[Bretman Rock]

And that's what it should be.

[Ms. K]

I. I didn't tell you this, but me and Nikki went to the store after that. When we left, you know, like, I was like, bretman, we have a reservation. A reservation. And then we went up the store to go get Nikki's friends a gift. And then one of the workers was like, were you guys just downstairs? And I was like, yeah. We were like, yeah, we were just watching the whole Bretman thing. And he was like, I wish I was there. I could hear everyone from here and I just wanted to be there.

[Bretman Rock]

That's crazy because two of my sales associate. One of them was at Tiffany's.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Who I met when I was getting you guys, like, presents at. Well, no, your present. Tiffany. But she texted me. She's like, I can hear all the commotion. Come visit us. And Tiffany is far from the event. And I was like, damn, girl.

[Ms. K]

Like, they were loud.

[Kat Schneider]

It was loud.

[Ms. K]

They were.

[Kat Schneider]

It was so fun. It was like when Brett family came, everybody was quiet. And then all of a sudden they saw him and they started screaming because.

[Bretman Rock]

Nobody recognized me first because I was. I had a hat.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. And he just walked in. And then everyone looked at you at the same time. I just felt like everyone look at the same time. And then that's when they started cheering because they eat. They. You started waving and they were like, oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it's him.

[Ms. K]

Mr.

[Bretman Rock]

I do want one day to have another Bretman rock look alike contest, but a more like blown out one.

[Ms. K]

Yes. In, like, a little building.

[Bretman Rock]

In a little building. Professional. And I Will have just that planet. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Imagine if you bought, like, like, three looks. That one that you most iconics look that you wear, and then you have each of them, like, do a photo shoot in each of the outfits. That would be so cute.

[Bretman Rock]

Like a little Bremen's drag race. The first one would be, like, a photo shoot and then a Q A.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

And then a Runway and then judging, and then.

[Kat Schneider]

That's amazing. That's so good.

[Ms. K]

That would be so awesome.

[Bretman Rock]

And then I do, like, in America's Next Top Model, I do a photo shoot with the winner.

[Kat Schneider]

Oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my gosh.

[Kat Schneider]

That'd be so fun.

[Ms. K]

So cute.

[Bretman Rock]

That would be fun because, not gonna.

[Ms. K]

Lie, I was stuck in Colin's page on Instagram, and he gives. He gives.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, they all do, even James. I. I was watching a couple of his Tick Tock videos. I was like, oh, my God.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, they're very creative. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I also just found out that Thor and I think also Kala is involved in the ballroom scene in Hawaii. I know it's really small, but they're part of it.

[Ms. K]

Oh, wow.

[Bretman Rock]

We need to go to.

[Ms. K]

I need to take you one day.

[Bretman Rock]

I know, I know. I don't know why I didn't come with you. When is the next ballroom?

[Ms. K]

I think it's around February.

[Kat Schneider]

But is that when they're voguing?

[Ms. K]

Yes, there is a voguing, because Ms. What's her name?

[Bretman Rock]

Let me look. What would you walk?

[Ms. K]

Well, from a vulgar. That. From, like, experienced vulgar, told me that I would do good in face and sex siren.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. You give sex siren.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. What would you walk?

[Bretman Rock]

Girl.

[Ms. K]

Face. I think you could go for body.

[Bretman Rock]

I would go for body, but I would. No, Yeah. I wouldn't want to go for body, honestly, because then I would. I don't know. I feel like I'd. No, but I feel, like, compete with, like, actual bodybuilders and stuff like that.

[Ms. K]

I mean, body is not really for, like.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, true. Just confidence.

[Ms. K]

Confidence of how that's true. And I'm like, you're used to oiling up.

[Bretman Rock]

Literally all oiled up. I would also go for Runway. Yeah. Like catwalk. Yeah. Virgin Runway.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Yeah, I would. I think he would. There's actually a ballroom purse girl that looks like you, and I think you know her. She's, like, a drag queen. And I just thought whenever she does drag, she looks like you.

[Bretman Rock]

Who?

[Ms. K]

I'm not sure. I forgot her name, but she's Filipino. Also.

[Bretman Rock]

I'll.

[Ms. K]

I'll text you. I'll text you a picture. Of her when I found out, but she's so country. She's like.

[Bretman Rock]

She just gives you, period. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

And she. She won face and Runway.

[Bretman Rock]

You need to send me to her.

[Ms. K]

I will, I will. And she. And the ones that you wanted to walk, she want. She won those.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, period. I can't wait to go to our next drag brunch, But I think we're not going to be in town for that. I know. This week our family's going to a little around the island excursion.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, I haven't been around the island so long, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

I remembered. Do you remember our last family around the island?

[Ms. K]

That was a long time ago, and it was.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. I think it was when your mom came to America.

[Ms. K]

Yes. That was like, when we took that picture in the individual one.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes, yes.

[Ms. K]

Repost.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, remember when we went to Giovanni's, which is like the shrimp truck that. The shrimp truck of other shrimp trucks in Hawaii. Tell me why my family went to Giovanni. Shrimp truck with our own rice cooker and food. Like, imagine. So just imagine going to a restaurant and you're like, hold the food. We brought our own. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

No, we bought two plates to share with everybody. And then the. I know the plates comes with, like, what, six shrimp? And we have to divide that. How many by like, maybe 15, 20 of us.

[Bretman Rock]

No, we didn't get two plates. I think it was like, eight plates. And then. No, no, we could not afford that, girl. No, there's no way.

[Ms. K]

That's too much.

[Bretman Rock]

I think we got, like, five, six, four.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

At least.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, five.

[Bretman Rock]

And we ended up having, like, three shrimp each.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

But I just remembered, like, everyone looking at us because they're like, who the are these people with their own rice cooker at the restaurant?

[Ms. K]

Sometimes we just go just to sit on their table and eat. Yeah, yeah. Literally, as soon as we eat, everyone starts taking, like, a thing from the car. Like a paper plate. Some. You know, those trays. Like those catering trays. Yeah, we will be bringing those.

[Bretman Rock]

I hope we come and visit. I mean, not come and visit you, because you're gonna be with us, but I hope we go to your work.

[Ms. K]

I think that's our first stop.

[Bretman Rock]

Our first stop. Do you have any interesting work stories lately?

[Ms. K]

Not that I can think of, but I did experience, like, my fishness recently because there was this man, so at work, I felt my fishness come in reality.

[Kat Schneider]

Wait, what? What is that?

[Ms. K]

Wait, we have a guess. Wait, we have a guess. We have a guess.

[Kat Schneider]

We have a guess.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God.

[Ms. K]

Oh, that Is the most.

[Kat Schneider]

Can we see? That's beautiful.

[Bretman Rock]

Papa, this is so cutesy. It's so cute. Get you a Justice people.

[Ms. K]

And then it's all for today's episode.

[Bretman Rock]

Thank you guys so much. Cat and Kiefer, you know the door. You know where the door is. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to finish. Papa, this is so cutesy. Thank you. You want to give him the mic?

[Ms. K]

Not us. In March and still Valentine's Day.

[Papa]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

[Ms. K]

Period.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God. We were just talking about you last episode.

[Ms. K]

We were.

[Bretman Rock]

Would you like to explain to the audience why you believe that?

[Ms. K]

Do you want to sit, look in the camera? Yeah, just come in here.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, let's just interview Justice Wig. Oh, my God. This is so unexpected. Y'all see his new fresh haircut? His fresh lineup?

[Ms. K]

Fresh.

[Bretman Rock]

I love when I get my furniture.

[Papa]

Valentine's Day.

[Bretman Rock]

He's been out in the water.

[Ms. K]

How is it Valentine's and we're in March already.

[Bretman Rock]

I know. Well, this episode. This episode is being filmed on Valentine's Day, but look at all my sunny angels, you guys.

[Ms. K]

Wait. Okay, wait. So since you're here to, you know, save yourself, I wanted to know what your theory was with this whole Valentine's asking on Valentine's Day thing.

[Papa]

Oh, just me growing up, like, being in school and stuff. I just always remember people asking other people to be their Valentine's Day or be their Valentine on Valentine's Day.

[Bretman Rock]

The question is, are we in school, though?

[Papa]

I guess maybe I've never had an actual Valentine's Day or, like, Valentine, so. No, not really.

[Ms. K]

You've never had a valid.

[Papa]

It's, like, not a big. It's not a big holiday for me.

[Bretman Rock]

So it is now for me. It is big for me. Oh, my God. Wait, hold on. This is.

[Ms. K]

But it's, like, how long was. How long has it been?

[Bretman Rock]

Wait. No, it's okay. What are we talking about?

[Ms. K]

We were talking about my fishnesses in real.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, Papa. Do you know what the term fish is? When someone's like, oh, you're looking fishy. So Cat doesn't know as well.

[Papa]

It's smelly.

[Ms. K]

I could see that. I could see.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, smelly is crazy, but that also makes sense. Like, yeah, you are fishy.

[Papa]

No, you're, like, sketchy.

[Ms. K]

No, no.

[Papa]

Like shady.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, are you gay?

[Ms. K]

No. Fishy engage.

[Bretman Rock]

Please explain what fish means. Okay.

[Ms. K]

Fish and gay terms is Kanti.

[Bretman Rock]

Tilapia.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Tilapia how? Like, you can't tell what gender a fish is? So basically, if you see a trans woman and you can't tell they're giving fish because you don't know. You couldn't tell.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Yeah, Papa. You really didn't know what fish she meant?

[Papa]

Never heard that before.

[Bretman Rock]

Are you.

[Ms. K]

Do you know what mask is?

[Bretman Rock]

Huh?

[Ms. K]

Mask.

[Bretman Rock]

Mask.

[Papa]

Like a masculine man.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Okay. Cute. Do you know what an otter is?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Papa]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

What is it?

[Bretman Rock]

I would say you're like an otter.

[Papa]

Like, a hairy gay guy.

[Ms. K]

Are you an otter?

[Bretman Rock]

He can be ottery.

[Papa]

Do. Do not know.

[Bretman Rock]

He's otter adjacent.

[Papa]

I hate hair. So I trim my hair a lot, but Brett does not like me to trim my hair. He, like, he wants me to grow out my hair. Actually, he wants me to be a bear, and I don't want to be a bear.

[Bretman Rock]

You should.

[Ms. K]

Why not?

[Bretman Rock]

But also, we have all this riskiers for me to get what I want, so. Girl, you can keep shaving, girl. Because. No, because I know by the time we're, like, in our 30s, you're gonna be so over shaving that I'm gonna be like.

[Papa]

Exactly. That's the reason I like being shaved, because I feel like it makes me feel younger. Like, and while I'm young, I want to stay young. And then when I get older, I can, like, grow up. I can just, like, stop caring, I guess.

[Bretman Rock]

But, yeah, if there's anything about me, I would not stop caring about how I look.

[Ms. K]

Do you know why Brett doesn't like your hair? I mean, likes your hair?

[Bretman Rock]

Why that?

[Ms. K]

Do you know why he doesn't like you shaving?

[Papa]

Oh, he talks. He said that, like, when I shave, it gets, like, prickly, and he doesn't like it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes, girl. Because I'm also like, such. Well, he's not very cuddly, but I'm very cuddly. I'm always asking him to cuddle me, and I like a tight cuddle, girl. And he is so prickly sometimes that I'm, like, literally, like, arching my back while I'm being cuddled. So, like, imagine being cuddled like this.

[Papa]

He also says how he wouldn't mind if I had a dad bod because my body's, like, rock hard. I guess.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

I love a good dad bod.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, I remembered our first sleepover, I think, and I tried laying on your. Because he had his arm out and his chest, and I'm like, damn, is this a break? I literally woke up with a stiff neck.

[Ms. K]

I'm like.

[Bretman Rock]

And I know girls. Girlies who are dating a masculine guy could probably relate, but hard rock, man. No offense. Uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. But you're cuddly now. Especially if I put a pillow there. Wait, what are we doing for our Valentine's Day today? Even though I already had already explained what I'm doing the last episode. What are we doing today? What you have planned?

[Papa]

I wanted to do a little hike for sunset and have a little romantic, like, picnic.

[Bretman Rock]

Mm.

[Papa]

Yeah. And I. I got, like, a sushi. I got a sushi platter for us.

[Ms. K]

Kat, do you want to go on a romantic picnic with me? Let's go right next to them, actually. You're like, so where is this? Yeah, yeah. Where? Oh, we planned it over there last week, actually.

[Bretman Rock]

No, literally, you've been out in the water all day. I feel like the past couple of days you've just been in the water.

[Ms. K]

Oh, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

What are you doing in the water?

[Papa]

I'd rather not talk.

[Ms. K]

Are you in the submarine?

[Papa]

No, I used to be on a submarine.

[Ms. K]

Oh, wow. You know, I was watching a documentary last night. Yeah, I watched a lot of documentaries of, like, military men spending 90 days inside a submarine without coming up. And then they were talking about how, like, they.

[Bretman Rock]

Without coming?

[Ms. K]

Yes. And then they were talking about how, like, they were stored their food because, like, they have to store their food in a specific way because they can't come up for, like, the next 90 days. And they would, like, put it. They were talking about, like, how they would. Sometimes they would put it right next to their beds or, like, in, like, just like, everywhere. Like a storage everywhere.

[Bretman Rock]

Why?

[Ms. K]

Because they don't have a storage for your food.

[Bretman Rock]

Also, that'd be crazy to, like, ration out your food for 90 days with.

[Ms. K]

A bunch of, like, people.

[Papa]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Is that true?

[Papa]

Yes. I lived on a submarine for five years.

[Bretman Rock]

Ooh. No. Is that true what Ms. K said about the food?

[Papa]

Yeah. There's food storage.

[Bretman Rock]

And then, like, where's the weirdest place you've ever store food.

[Papa]

Between, like, engines.

[Ms. K]

Engine.

[Papa]

On the submarine.

[Ms. K]

Really?

[Papa]

Like. Yeah. Huh. No, it's just like a storage place.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Because they don't have anywhere.

[Bretman Rock]

I think we mass invested him because we're both wearing military print.

[Papa]

I know you're saying, like, buy machine, like, machinery, equipment.

[Ms. K]

I guess I have a question about that. Like, what do you feel like after, like, coming up for, like, not seeing the sun for, like, two months?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. What was your first thing when you saw the real world again?

[Papa]

That was probably the most, like, dopamine I've ever experienced in my life.

[Bretman Rock]

You really? Yeah, I was like, oh, recharge.

[Papa]

Yeah. I'm alive again. I've been dead for the past, like, two months, but I came back to life.

[Bretman Rock]

She said she wasn't 16ft under. She was 160ft under.

[Papa]

The the longest amount of time that we spent I spent underwater for like two and a half months.

[Ms. K]

That's probably why you look so young, because time stops in underwater.

[Bretman Rock]

It is.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. It goes slower.

[Papa]

I don't know about that.

[Bretman Rock]

Just by two months.

[Ms. K]

No, because you don't see the sun, so you don't age.

[Bretman Rock]

I could see that. I feel like that's a theory, girl.

[Papa]

But I was. I was also surrounded by radiation I pages.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, I'm good by papa.

[Ms. K]

Thank you for coming.

[Bretman Rock]

Thank you for coming. All right, you guys, so we're going to do product today. If you guys hear something loud in the back, like blowers, it's because, like I said, my brother is over and he is just blowing some leaves.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

But we're going to do product of the day and hopefully you guys can hear us. Where would you like to start today?

[Ms. K]

Yeah, I would like to start. You guys. This is not me manifesting, but kind of. But I'm my product of the day. Is this blushes from Get Ready With Me. I have been using this for the past, what, three weeks?

[Bretman Rock]

Do you want to tell them what Get Ready With Me is?

[Ms. K]

Get Ready With Me is a Philippine brand from the Philippines. And I was reading in their website that their products is really good for humidity because Philippines is a very humid place.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

So that's what I love about it. And then this one, specifically this color and the color Pablo's latte and then souffle. I mix this too on the my cheeks right here, and I top it off with this Paris Glow tint, which is the best natural looking blush.

[Bretman Rock]

You look so cute. I love it.

[Ms. K]

Thank you.

[Bretman Rock]

I have my L'Oreal Ever Pure Glossing 5 minute lamination mask. I love your brows. No, this is for your hair. It's like a gloss for your hair. It's like a five minute treatment. I love this so much. So I don't know if you guys watch my stories, but a couple days ago when I got my passport ID taken, like, I'm sure you guys saw how shiny my hair was. And it's this gloss that I use and I love that it's L'Oreal. They did send me, like, the shampoo and conditioner, which are great. But this is the real reason why I love it so much. Like, just makes your hair super shiny and the shine, like, lasts so long it gets even shinier, like the next day.

[Ms. K]

I would say your hair provides.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I wish I didn't wash my hair yesterday. I washed my hair yesterday and I didn't use this. So I can't really show you, like shininess right now, but trust me. And if you guys see the video where I was getting my passport taken, that's what I had. My hair was really shiny and wow. And I think it's not that bad. Like, I'm not. It's L'Oreal. It's like a drugstore product. So I think price wise, it's not that bad. Ms. K, where can they find you?

[Ms. K]

Girl, you guys can't find me at the Baddest Radio.

[Bretman Rock]

Also at Misky and I'm Bretman Rock everywhere, obviously. Make sure you guys subscribe to the Baddest Radio and I will see you guys next week's episode. Bye, everyone.

[Ms. K]

Bye, Peach.

[Bretman Rock]

I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow rate and like you can follow me bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at the Baddest Radio on all social media. Bye, Beach.

[Ms. K]

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