Who Watches the Chickens While I'm Gone?

Summary

DaBaddest Radio: Episode Summary – "Who Watches the Chickens While I'm Gone?"

Release Date: April 24, 2025
Host: Bretman Rock
Description: DaBaddest Radio, hosted by Bretman Rock, is a confidence-boosting show where Bretman brings his signature style and attitude to each episode. Topics range from hair care to living unapologetically.

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1. Settling Back Home

The episode kicks off with Bretman Rock and co-host Kiefer returning home after a whirlwind trip from the Philippines to Coachella, sharing their challenges with adjusting to different time zones and hectic schedules.

• Bretman Rock [00:10]: “I feel like we just had one long layover.”
• Kiefer [00:22]: “I just got used to the time zone.”

They humorously acknowledge the rapid back-and-forth travel, setting the stage for their recent adventures.

2. Culinary Creations: Ginger Lime Tea and Olive Oil Cake

The hosts dive into their latest kitchen experiments, showcasing their ability to mix and match ingredients creatively.

• Kiefer [01:18]: “I just started putting everything on. Brett looked a little nervous.”
• Bretman Rock [02:10]: “It really tastes like plantation iced tea.”

They discuss Kiefer’s accidental creation of a cold brew ginger lime tea and Kat’s olive oil cake with lemon icing, highlighting their culinary improvisations and the refreshing outcomes.

3. Easter Traditions and Egg Hunts

Transitioning to Easter traditions, Bretman and Kiefer reminisce about their childhood egg hunts, contrasting them with modern, TikTok-inspired variations.

• Kiefer [02:32]: “The tea of the week is you guys. Have you guys ever heard of Coachella?”
• Bretman Rock [05:29]: “Remember our makeshift little Easter egg hunt?”

They share nostalgic stories and introduce their updated Easter egg hunt plan, emphasizing a shift from candy to trinkets and prizes.

4. Coachella Chronicles: Preparation and Experience

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to detailing their Coachella experience, from preparation to performances and interactions with celebrities.

Preparation:

• Bretman Rock [07:05]: “I was really excited. We got there really early.”
• Kiefer [11:00]: “I brought three luggages, and we were supposed to only bring, like, a carry on.”

They discuss logistical challenges, such as luggage restrictions and adjusting to the festival's hot weather.

Festival Highlights:

• Performance Reviews:

  • Lady Gaga: The hosts express their admiration for Gaga’s performances, mentioning her unique song transitions and stage presence.

    • Bretman Rock [23:35]: “Bloody Mary into Abracadabra.”
    • Kiefer [25:46]: “I listen to that song every day.”

  • Missy Elliott: Praised for her legendary status and iconic performances.

    • Bretman Rock [22:04]: “Missy was just so good. Such a legend.”

  • T-Pain and Enhypen: Highlighted for their engaging performances and the hosts' personal enjoyment.

    • Kiefer [28:35]: “He had a lot of good songs too.”

• Celebrity Encounters:

  • Cara Delevingne: Kiefer shares an amusing interaction discussing tattoos.

    • Kiefer [36:10]: “I talked to Cara Delevingne about her tattoo.”

  • Anna Taylor: Received a heartfelt compliment from Anna Taylor.

    • Kiefer [36:24]: “Anna Taylor told me I'm beautiful.”

Challenges:

• Health Struggles: Both Bretman and Kiefer face health issues post-festival, dealing with sickness and the physical toll of partying.
  • Kiefer [37:14]: “I have a lock jaw from throwing up.”

5. Mental Health and Therapy

Midway through the episode, there’s a significant focus on mental health, with a sponsored segment introducing Rula, a therapy service.

• Bretman Rock [15:49]: “Therapy has truly helped me so much, especially with my self-love, self-care, and everything in between.”

This segment emphasizes the importance of accessible mental health care and personal growth through therapy.

6. Product of the Day: Cooling Mists

Back on track, Bretman and Kiefer introduce their "Product of the Day," featuring Snake brand cooling mist and pastel cooling body sprays—essential for festival-goers dealing with intense heat.

• Bretman Rock [44:55]: “These were given to us by Pia Compo. Snake brand cooling mist.”
• Kiefer [45:18]: “It's the menthol for...”

They enthusiastically discuss the benefits of these products in managing heat and staying refreshed during festivals.

7. Fashion Forward: Coachella Trends

The hosts transition to a lively discussion about Coachella fashion trends, sharing observations and favorite styles from the festival.

• Bretman Rock [48:08]: “Denim, denim. I saw a lot of cheetahs this year.”
• Kiefer [48:34]: “The beads, the fringe, the denim, and the prints.”

They note popular trends such as denim, bead-adorned bras, micro shorts, and cheetah prints, encouraging listeners to share their favorite fashion moments from the event.

8. Listener Engagement: Questions and Feedback

To conclude, Bretman and Kiefer engage with their audience by posing questions about favorite outfits and fashion brands seen at Coachella, inviting listeners to participate and share their experiences.

• Bretman Rock [48:56]: “Leave us your favorite fashion diva, this Coachella.”

They encourage interactive participation, fostering a sense of community among their listeners.

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Notable Quotes Highlights

• Bretman Rock [25:21]: “You were going off, girl.”
• Kiefer [36:25]: “I'm a Leo base.”
• Bretman Rock [44:42]: “It feels like AC Girls.”

Conclusion

In "Who Watches the Chickens While I'm Gone?", Bretman Rock and his co-hosts provide an engaging and comprehensive look into their experiences surrounding Coachella and their personal lives. From culinary adventures and nostalgic traditions to the highs and lows of festival life, they offer listeners a vibrant mix of entertainment, personal insights, and community engagement. The episode not only celebrates their baddest moments but also underscores the importance of mental health and self-care, aligning perfectly with the show’s confidence-boosting ethos.

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Transcript

[Bretman Rock]

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. And we're back. The girls are back home.

[Kiefer]

Like, so shock. I'm like.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, are we even back? I feel. Have you been in your body yet? No, I feel like because we came from the Philippines, and then a week later we went to Coachella. I feel like we just had one long layover.

[Kiefer]

No, literally, that's how I felt, because I just got used to the time zone.

[Bretman Rock]

From the Philippines and then back, to, quote, back to la. But I was there a week early because I was shooting for something, and even me, I was like, girl, I'm. I just got my sleeping schedule back, and now I have to readjust to la. Like, girl.

[Kiefer]

And then now you're readjusting back home for a big layover.

[Bretman Rock]

For a bigger layover. For two weeks. Because I'm headed back to the Philippines. But cue the motherfucking intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. And we're back.

[Kiefer]

Hi, everyone.

[Bretman Rock]

We're back. Back. Actually, this time. Should we just get right into our segment?

[Kiefer]

Oh, my God. Should I go first?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Okay.

[Kiefer]

So this is. You guys know how I'm a mixer? So I kind of got confused downstairs, so I just started putting everything on. Brett looked a little nervous.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, because you were, like, listing ingredients, and I'm like, did you make a plantation iced tea?

[Kiefer]

No, literally. Because I got confused because Kat sent me a video last night to make, and I was like, okay, sure, why not? And then I was just watching the video, and the whole time I was watching, I was just, like, adding stuff. So that's a. What is it? A cold brew. Ginger lime tea.

[Bretman Rock]

A cold blue ginger lime tea with.

[Kiefer]

Raspberry tea and pineapple mango juice.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, let's taste her.

[Kiefer]

I thought it was pretty good. That's kind of refreshing.

[Bretman Rock]

It's good. It is good. It really tastes like plantation iced tea. Honestly.

[Kiefer]

Yes, Some. Weirdly. Yeah. Enough.

[Kat]

Do you get, like, mango? Not really.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like the lime hits you.

[Kiefer]

Like the citrusy from the ginger lime.

[Bretman Rock]

And then the mango is like the undertone, but it's really good. And then it tastes, and then it has, like, the tea aftertaste off.

[Kiefer]

It's giving, like, an antioxidant juice tea moment.

[Bretman Rock]

Very antioxidant.

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, Ms. K, what is the tea of the week?

[Kiefer]

I mean, the tea of the week is you guys. Have you guys ever heard of Coachella?

[Bretman Rock]

Like, literally the tea of the week.

[Kiefer]

We will be getting into that because.

[Bretman Rock]

In a second, right after Ms. Kat's little cooking. Because I know you smell that.

[Kat]

Okay, so what I made was an olive oil cake.

[Kiefer]

Olive oil cake?

[Kat]

Yeah. And then I topped it with a lemon icing, which is like. It's just lemon.

[Bretman Rock]

This looks so pretty.

[Kiefer]

This might be a little tamai, but. Is this the one that was on the microwave?

[Kat]

Yes. Did you try it?

[Kiefer]

No.

[Kat]

It's very lemony.

[Kiefer]

Wow. We went with the lemony.

[Kat]

Really? Because. Because remember, Princess was like, you should try making the lemon loaf from Starbucks.

[Kiefer]

My gosh.

[Kat]

It's not the same texture.

[Bretman Rock]

So good.

[Kat]

It's not pound cake, but it's.

[Bretman Rock]

It is giving. Very poundish cake.

[Kat]

That's good.

[Kiefer]

I like the lemon.

[Bretman Rock]

You know what was really good? I even had some is the tres leches you made for Ezekiel's birthday.

[Kat]

Oh, really? I'm making it for Sunday, but I'm gonna do lactose free, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Are you coming over this Sunday, Kiefer?

[Kiefer]

Yes, I am.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. What are you bringing into potluck?

[Kiefer]

Oh, it is?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kat]

Oh, it is. No, I'm like. I made a menu already.

[Kiefer]

Actually, you know what?

[Kat]

I say you should make the drinks.

[Kiefer]

Oh, girl, I'm making. You guys are reaching.

[Bretman Rock]

If my cousins are coming, I already know. I'm going to have, like, a little matcha bar set up because they're going to want me to make so much.

[Kiefer]

No, honestly, you need to be the bartender for.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I'll be the matcha tender. Because all of my nieces love matcha. Cleo not so much, but everyone else does. I'm around them. Yeah. Yeah. So I can't wait to make the matcha. If you guys don't know what we're talking about. We're having a family Easter Sunday. Easter Sunday this weekend. I forget that we're not supposed to, like, eat meat from Friday. Saturday for a Holy week.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, yeah, No, I know. And you have one of your friend, Nikki. Actually, one of your friends Nikki, our friend, she was telling me about something where, like, she had to give up something. And I was like, what are you talking about? I've never heard of Lent before.

[Bretman Rock]

That's because we're. Well, the ones we, when we used to go to church, were Catholics. I think that's a Christian thing.

[Kat]

I think so. I think it's Catholic, too. I thought maybe. Or maybe it's orthodox, maybe.

[Kiefer]

I know.

[Bretman Rock]

I don't know.

[Kiefer]

I know we had to sacrifice something, but not for a whole two years.

[Bretman Rock]

It's like, longer.

[Kat]

It's like a month.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Really? I'm like, girl, I thought we were only gonna sacrifice that thing for, like, when he, you know, passed away. And then he rose.

[Kat]

Some people, like, don't even eat, like, if they take it really seriously. Yeah, they don't eat.

[Kiefer]

That's crazy.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. Period. Anyways, I'm so excited because I feel like when we were kids. Do you remember our makeshift little Easter egg hunt that Jorly them made for us once upon a time?

[Kiefer]

The foil.

[Bretman Rock]

When we were kids, we didn't have a lot of money, obviously, and our cousins wanted to throw us a Easter egg hunt, but we didn't buy those plastic eggs. And so because we didn't have those plastic eggs, our cousins just wrapped a bunch of candies on foil and hid it everywhere around. We only had, like, three actual plastic eggs, and that's where they put the cash. I remember.

[Kiefer]

No, that's, like, the golden egg.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. But this year, we're doing something very TikTok that we found. I think princess found it. But the kids basically hunt for, like, empty Easter eggs, and then they trade it in for points, and then at the end of the night, they. Depending on how much Easter eggs they get is how much they can trade in for, like, a prize. Specific prize that they may or may not want. Also, we're going to go a little less on the candy this year because.

[Kiefer]

No one eats the candy.

[Bretman Rock]

No one eats the candies anyways. Like, I feel like that was such a thing when we were kids. We would fight over the candies. We'd count our Halloween candies just to have it.

[Kiefer]

Just for, like. Yeah, just to have. But we would never eat it.

[Bretman Rock]

Nowadays, like, a lot of the kids just, like, love, like, the toys and the little trinkets that they. So, yeah.

[Kiefer]

Can you do a labubu?

[Bretman Rock]

I was gonna say that. I think I will. The grand prize.

[Kiefer]

I will be looking for that.

[Kat]

Yes, you should do that.

[Bretman Rock]

I think the grand prize should be labubus. And I think we're gonna do Cat. What are we cooking?

[Kat]

Mexican food?

[Bretman Rock]

No, we're doing seafood boils. Oh, we are. I wanted to do seafood boil, but also Mexican food. Oh, I guess. But I wanted to do seafood boils, honestly.

[Kat]

But we could use seafood boil, period.

[Bretman Rock]

All right, let's talk about Coachella. I wanted to read my entry entries because I actually forgot to bring. Well, I didn't forget. I chose not to bring my journal to Coachella this year because it is so bulky, and the PG that we've had flown private chat with guests was very, like, limited. Like, 30 pounds. 30 pounds, literally.

[Kiefer]

I was questioning that whole thing, one carry on.

[Bretman Rock]

And I'm like, I'm just really not gonna carry that big ass thing just to write for one day, because I already. My mind is always everything everywhere, all at once during Coachella, and the last thing I want to do is really writing. Anyways, I'm going to read two entries, actually, because I had an entry at Coachella, and three days after Coachella. They're both really short, so I'm just read both.

[Kiefer]

Hello?

[Bretman Rock]

Girl. Three days of working out straight to look hot for Coachella is so funny to me. It's going to be fun because all of my friends like Quinn, Larray, and Ricky and Denzel, I love these girls so much. As I was saying, though, I'm very sore from working out so much. I'm feeling so cutesy and great. And then my Coachella entry, which is literally two sentences because, like I said, the last thing I want to do is write when I'm crunk, hungover, and just recovering. I put Coachella this year. I went with Guess jeans, and they really made me feel like a princess. Like, bitch, we took a private jet to Palm Springs, period. That was it. That's all I could write. Oh, okay. I'll read the ones when I'm home too. Girl, I'm home now, and a bitch is so sick. Ugh. I'm literally so over it. I got sick on wellness day, and a bitch is on her last day of sickness today. Please take away my sickness. Please take away my sickness. Please take away my sickness.

[Kiefer]

Was that the time when we came back from Coachella and we were both dying and you.

[Kat]

You got me sick, too?

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Kat]

Yes.

[Kiefer]

Because we went to, like, we were fine when we got back, and then we went to a wedding, and then.

[Bretman Rock]

The next day, I could have sworn I caught Covid.

[Kiefer]

Girl, I think.

[Bretman Rock]

But I tested. I tested negative, though. I took it, like, every day for three days straight, and we were all negative. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

So I think it was like a. Just a bug. A Coachella bug, for sure.

[Bretman Rock]

Because I literally got like, so, I mean, not too hot, like, not too, like. What is it called?

[Kiefer]

Because I'm. I had a friend that went there, too, and he's from, like, Hawaii also.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

And I was asking last year or this year? Yes, last year. And then I was, like, asking him. I was like, did you get sick, too? And he was like, yeah, girl. I was like, coughing blood, and I was like. And I was like, are you okay? He's like, is there anything. She's like, no, the doctor said like, from, like, coughing too much. Like, it just got pretty banged up.

[Bretman Rock]

And, like, started coughing.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I would also say, like, last year, I remember, like, snorting out, like, on a tissue, and it was, like, just dirt.

[Kiefer]

It was a little bit windier. Last year.

[Bretman Rock]

It was a lot windier, and it is so much hotter this year. Which leads us to this year's Coachella.

[Kiefer]

Coachella.

[Bretman Rock]

Ms. K, how would you describe this year's Coachella?

[Kiefer]

Coachella was, you know, the polygraph. The one where it's like, it starts up high and goes down.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. It really started off high. I feel like I'm so happy you got to see Gaga.

[Kiefer]

Gaga, I think.

[Bretman Rock]

Let's do it one by one.

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Zero. Day zero, Coachella.

[Kiefer]

Oh, day zero was so easy.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Day zero. We. You landed at 6:00am you and Justice landed at 6:00am Like I said, you guys, I was already in LA prior to them landing, and then we were in my apartment for, like, an hour, and then we drove up to the airport.

[Kiefer]

Airport, like, an hour later. But prior to this, you guys, I had to, like, what is that thing where you, like, have to make it smaller?

[Bretman Rock]

Compress.

[Kiefer]

Compress My luggage. Because I was not thinking. I brought three luggages, and we were supposed to only bring, like, a carry on the luggage. And I was like, they'll be fine. You know, I wouldn't be.

[Bretman Rock]

You were thinking because you thought that you would bring a lot of.

[Kiefer]

Yes. Yeah, because I was. Yeah, I was thinking ahead and then part. And then me finding out that we weren't gonna drive. I mean, like, fly back to Coachella. We were just gonna go straight to the airport. I was like, oh, snap. So I had to bring everything in one luggage, and my luggage was already heavy. Got. Got to the airport, and we waited for, like, how long? For the private jet.

[Bretman Rock]

We really only waited for, like, an hour. Yeah. Last year, I was really excited. We got there really early, and we were waiting for everyone. Yeah. And this year, we were late, but we weren't the last ones there, so I'm like, best believe next year, girl. I will be the latest bitch there, y'all. You will be waiting for me. Because for two years straight, I'm waiting for you.

[Kiefer]

No, literally, we just got there, and I think we were the first couple people that got there.

[Bretman Rock]

We were for sure. And then. But we were in a different airport this year, and, I mean, no complaints there. Like, we had.

[Kiefer]

They got us caviar. I've never had caviar on a. What is that, a bagel? Before. And girl, it was so good.

[Bretman Rock]

It was really good. I wish I had the bagel with the cheese, but yes. Yeah. No, a lactose.

[Kiefer]

That's like, perfect.

[Bretman Rock]

The caviar. I was even asking, like, my neighbors for like, their caviar because I was like, can I eat that? And I was eating it with like, Doritos midnight snacks. And then we land to Palm Springs, we drive to go get our tickets.

[Kiefer]

Like a 30 minute drive.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, not tickets, our wristbands. And honestly, this year I just. From getting the wristbands, I'm like, it's gonna be so much hotter this year.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Just from like the touchdown to Palm Spring to the wristband, I was like, this is a lot harder than last year already. And I'm like, oh my God, I hope this. And then Brian and you were like, oh, it's probably going to be even hotter this year. And I was like, okay.

[Kiefer]

They were like, it's going to be 100 degrees tomorrow. And I was like, dang. All I brought is jackets, leather jackets. And I'm like, I'm about to die.

[Bretman Rock]

And then we get to our guest houses after we get our wristbands, and no complaints ever. Girl, they just never miss Teen.

[Kiefer]

This year.

[Bretman Rock]

Fifteen this year. And we were right next to the guest compound house.

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Which we call the wellness house because we go there to get like IV drips, massages, gifts, get our hair done. If we don't have hair that day, it's just like kind of like everything everywhere for guests.

[Kiefer]

Like, I never took advantage of it, but I really should.

[Bretman Rock]

The homeroom. Oh, the wellness stuff. Because you'd be taking advantage.

[Kiefer]

Nuh. Not advantage. Because you know how, like, they have like, free hair like this and that.

[Bretman Rock]

I know. I'm saying the free gifting.

[Kiefer]

Oh, the gifting, girl. Duh, duh. Like, are you telling me I can get whatever I want from any? Like, like you guys, the closet is like, probably like as big as this room right now that we're in. And it's just full of clothes. And then every time an employee comes in, they're like, you can take whatever you want. I'm like, okay, don't tell me again because I will take all of it.

[Bretman Rock]

We did.

[Kiefer]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Kiefer]

And then I got back and then I went back, and then they went to the gift shop. And then they were like, telling me, like, did you know there's another room, like, behind this room that you can get? And I was like.

[Bretman Rock]

And she got even more.

[Kiefer]

No, I was like, being humble. I only got two Piece houses.

[Bretman Rock]

You still got a lot, though.

[Kiefer]

Yes, I did. I got a lot.

[Bretman Rock]

But back to the house. Yes. I feel like as much as I love the house, it's such a luxury. I think my favorite thing about the houses would have to be our bartender and our chef.

[Kiefer]

No, honestly.

[Bretman Rock]

And Madison, shout out to Christina. Madison, if you guys ever get to see this. I miss you guys so much. And it's so funny, because we're. My group is we're not really, like, the drunkest people. Like, we're not drunk.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. And so I'm not the most pickiest people ever.

[Bretman Rock]

So most of the time, our bartender was just, like, waiting and kind of just, like, talking to us. And then even our chef, which we had last year, she knows that we're so easy. She can literally cook up anything in a pot and we will eat it. So it was just such a great vibe all around.

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

And so I'm just very happy and glad that we had, like, such cool people.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. No.

[Bretman Rock]

Anyways, we had the. The welcome dinner.

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Which you always say is your favorite part about Coachella or the guest house. Not Coachell, but it's also one of my favorite, too, because it's the only time, really, you get to see people. You get to see people sober or not, like, trying to recover from Coachella. It's probably the last time you have a smart conversation with anyone where we're, like, all 100% in our bodies still because of the Coachella ness of it all.

[Kiefer]

And we never see each other because everyone's just at their house. And if anything, we.

[Bretman Rock]

And we all leave Coachella at different times.

[Kiefer]

Different times. Yes. So. And the only time we see each other is, like, when we're all, like, at a party.

[Bretman Rock]

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[Bretman Rock]

The dinner was really nice this year. We got so much, so much more people this year from Guess and and it's what I love about Guest is that they truly I know they handpicked like the. I think they really considered like the vibes because I feel like everyone there has their own niche but also got along very well.

[Kiefer]

Like if anything each group had like a person that would like know other.

[Bretman Rock]

People from Each group very much that. And so that was dinner. And then the next day, it was day one. Day one.

[Kiefer]

Gaga. Cella.

[Bretman Rock]

Gagachella. That's what it should be called.

[Kiefer]

And we went. We went late that year. Huh?

[Bretman Rock]

This year, you mean?

[Kiefer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah. That was the latest day that we went, actually. Yeah. We went at six just because one. It was so hot. There was no way we're gonna leave the house at 5. Who was our.

[Kiefer]

First performance that day?

[Bretman Rock]

Well, we saw the last bit. Bits of.

[Kiefer]

Wait, let me look at our schedule. Hold on.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we had a schedule. I remember we saw the last bits of somebody, and we were joking about how we always do that every year for the first day, because Sabrina. Last year, we only saw the last couple of bits of her set because I was late doing my hair. And this year, who was it?

[Kiefer]

The first one. Oh, and we didn't have. Yeah, it was supposed to be Tyler.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah. Tyler. We literally only saw water.

[Kiefer]

Water literally make me swear.

[Bretman Rock]

She was so hot. And then we had to run to Lisa.

[Kiefer]

Yes. Lisa to Sahara. Oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

Boy, we were running because that walk. We tried to take the golf cart.

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, we thought about taking the golf cart. They were like, girl, it's gonna take a while, so just might as well walk. We walk. And then we tried taking the back.

[Kiefer]

Route, which is like, girl, we're not getting anywhere. We were for, like, a good 10 minutes not going anywhere. We finally entered Coachella, and we're like, dang, we're still here. We could have just walked exactly the middle, but.

[Bretman Rock]

So what do you think of Lisa? We get to Lisa.

[Kiefer]

Lisa was amazing. Honestly. I love her songs, love her vibe.

[Bretman Rock]

I learned she was doing, like, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kiefer]

Even Jenny was.

[Bretman Rock]

I didn't be. Well, I mean, Lisa made it more known that she was being like, she had Suni, Roxy, Kiki. Yeah. Like, she had a lot of, like, alter egos. But I guess it's the same with Jenny, too. But Lisa, what made it, like, pronounced that, like, she was like, I'm a new person.

[Kiefer]

Was that Jenny was giving Ruby.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Who else did we see that night after Lisa?

[Kiefer]

I think we just chilled until we went to go see Missy Elliott.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Missy was amazing. Every time I was like, okay. Because at this point, we were really hungry, and every time I would say, okay, next one, we'll go eat. She'll play a song that I really love, and in the next song, basically, we almost ended up not even eating that.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Because Missy was just so good. Like, such a legend.

[Kiefer]

Bops are bops.

[Bretman Rock]

I know. And honestly, not to sound like a fake fan, but I always forget how many Missy songs I know.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, until you hear it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, until I hear it. Or I always forget how many hits Missy has.

[Kiefer]

She does. She. I feel like she ran like hip hop ones in the life.

[Bretman Rock]

Especially early 2000s girl. Like.

[Kiefer]

And then we want. I wanted to go see Glorilla, but then we kind of looked at the time because Glorilla ended at 11.

[Bretman Rock]

It was either hunger or Glorilla. And by the way, shout out to Sweet Finn. We had Sweet Finn for every three days. So anytime we talk about we ate, just know we went to Sweet Fan.

[Kiefer]

For the Remy Bowl.

[Bretman Rock]

For the Remy Cruise Bowl.

[Kiefer]

Yes. But no, we were like talking about it and we're like, do we risk it all from like going to Glorilla? Because she's all the way in Sahara as well. And that's like a good 20 minute walk from the Coachella stage. And then she ended at 11:10 and then Lady Gaga started 11:10.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

So we kind of just had to wait for.

[Bretman Rock]

So it was either we run back from Gaga and risking like, you know, missing good view or we stay for Gaga and like we get a good view. And we wanted a good view for Gaga because that was her being made.

[Kiefer]

Yes. What do you think about her song choices? Because I did not think she was going to go that route.

[Bretman Rock]

I. I don't think anybody did. I think just for her to start with Mary the night.

[Kiefer]

No, Bloody Mary.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, sorry. Oh my God. Bloody Mary into Abracadabra. Yes. And into Judas.

[Kiefer]

I'm like, what is happening?

[Bretman Rock]

I've never would have like concocted that in my head, but I guess like, only Gaga. And I also heard that maybe it was a fan mix mix that also.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, she saw from like tick tock because they made the Judas and then abracadabra mix to that and then she kind of used that same transition.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

I think the most iconic about Lady Gaga that night is when you. When you told me it's full moon and I'm like, wow, the monsters are coming out.

[Bretman Rock]

The monster ball.

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

My favorite thing. Oh, wait. Also, I didn't realize that a lot of people may or may not have known this, but. But for festivals, a lot of shows will go on at the same time. So when we're saying like we had to pick between Glorilla or Gaga, it's because they're at different places. Like, I think a lot of people think it's like one big concert and you just like, stay in one stage. But there's like, I think eight stages.

[Kiefer]

Eight stages.

[Bretman Rock]

Eight stages with a new artist.

[Kiefer]

And you guys are all like at least 15 to 20 minutes apart.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Because obviously it has to. If they're all next to each other, the sound will.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, you know, so every stage is a walk. But yeah. I just wanted to clarify why we had to pick.

[Kiefer]

Yes. And also, it's like it happens right next to the other. So it's like sometimes you gotta sacrifice one thing or the other.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, sometimes you sacrifice, like, missing half of the person, the one artist to go see the other.

[Kiefer]

A lot of people that you have to go through, like, wristband lines, girl. Lines, lines. Here was a lot.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, let's go back to Gaga. What was your favorite Gaga song?

[Kiefer]

I mean, if I can't speak German, but I can. If you like, period.

[Bretman Rock]

You were going off, girl.

[Kiefer]

I almost lost my voice, you guys. I listen to that song every day. Every time I need to go somewhere or rushing somewhere, I put that song and gets me everywhere. That song. I did not think I was ever gonna hear that live.

[Bretman Rock]

You were going off.

[Kiefer]

Yes. You guys, that.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, I didn't even know you with that song like that.

[Kiefer]

I do. I I with Lady Gaga. Like that.

[Bretman Rock]

It's my favorite, obviously. Maybe I'm just showing my poker face, my OG ness of Gaga, but, like, how much I love Gaga. OG Gaga is poker face and Born this Way.

[Kiefer]

Like, even Born this way. Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I love the whole like, like, checker.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Her face. Like, what are you doing here? Like, screaming at her like, yes, he's not here. But Justice's favorite was when she was being dug up alive. Yeah. Remember what songs she was singing? A lot of it from her was from her new song from her new album.

[Kiefer]

It was before paparazzi. Yeah, that was before paparazzi. When she was coming out for paparazzi.

[Bretman Rock]

You know, I saw this tick tock yesterday. But you know how she's like, like, put, put, put poker face. She actually says, putt, putt, putt, poke her face.

[Kat]

Her face really did, like an interview explaining it. She's like, yeah, they played it on radio. They never knew.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Face. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

I did not know that. It's just poker face. But wait, let me see. I think it was from her album.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I also love when she sang Guardian of Eve.

[Kiefer]

Girl, she ate. I didn't know a lot of her, like, new songs, but I'm like, I.

[Bretman Rock]

Mean, also a lot of people.

[Kiefer]

I love that song.

[Bretman Rock]

People Were complaining about how she didn't have a guest.

[Kiefer]

I don't think she needed one.

[Bretman Rock]

I don't think she needed one. But also, she did have a guest. Her security guard. Remember when she was walking around the crowd and there was, like, a guy that was sitting, like, standing behind her? He. That's her security guard for the longest.

[Kiefer]

Oh, and then, like, everyone just knows the security guard.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Because he was also a voice for one of the songs. That he was, like, the man voice on one of the songs. And then what did we do that night? I feel like we went home and.

[Kiefer]

Then we went home and. And that's it. Called it a night.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I would say this year we were very much demure with our litmus level. Oh, at least for me.

[Kiefer]

Well, we can really speak for other people.

[Bretman Rock]

But I was like, I was giving sober Chella this year. Low key.

[Kiefer]

I didn't. Well, that was one of my goals.

[Bretman Rock]

Which you didn't. Which leads us to day two.

[Kiefer]

Day two. Day two. Day two of Coachella was all right. Honestly, I was not day two of Coachella.

[Bretman Rock]

I was already starting to feel the Coachella ness in my body. Day two, we all woke up, like, almost noon. Like 10, 11.

[Kiefer]

I honestly was just not getting over Gaga after that.

[Bretman Rock]

But that's all. We played, like, all morning, getting ready, eating our breakfast in the pool, working out. It was just Gaga because we were like.

[Kiefer]

And the after high of Gaga was just like. It was amazing. And then we kind of went early to Coachella this time because we want to see T Pain.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Which was amazing.

[Kiefer]

He had a lot of good songs too.

[Bretman Rock]

We were seeing T Pain. He was so good. Played all of the bops. I can't believe it took him 20 years to, like, finally, finally get us Coachella stage.

[Kiefer]

I'm like, girl, they need to add, like, more.

[Bretman Rock]

More og.

[Kiefer]

Yes. I'm just waiting for Nicki Minaj to go because I will be there. Also, did you know Yo Gabba Gaba was at Coachella this year?

[Bretman Rock]

I know because you wouldn't shut up about it.

[Kiefer]

Because I'm like, yo Gabba Gaba.

[Bretman Rock]

I love that you wanted to see yoga.

[Kiefer]

I did. And after T Pain, we went to we have it.

[Bretman Rock]

Charlie, xcx, Bratz Bratzy, Brachella, girl. Oh, my God. Speaking of a night with Gaga with no guests and then Brat on gas on Guess and guess three, I.

[Kiefer]

Okay. I expected Troy to be there for.

[Bretman Rock]

Sure because Troy is always in her concert.

[Kiefer]

Like her, one of her friends. And then Lord Lord was a surprise.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. And Billy.

[Kiefer]

And Billy.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. And Mama. And Quinn and Gabriette and.

[Kiefer]

Oh, you guys. I went into an Alex Konsani a bit home yesterday, and I'm obsessed.

[Bretman Rock]

You were also obsessed with choice shirt.

[Kiefer]

Yes. Protect the dolls.

[Bretman Rock]

Protect the dolls.

[Kiefer]

The ashes.

[Bretman Rock]

Did you notice that Kylie Jenner was on their left?

[Kiefer]

Yeah. With Timothy.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, no, when they were going on, I did not.

[Kiefer]

She went down because she didn't want to be seen.

[Bretman Rock]

I didn't see her at all. I was, like, so focused into, like, Juan and Alex. Alex and Gabrielle, that I didn't. Well, she was already facing backwards, but I was like, wow. And then it wasn't until I saw videos.

[Kiefer]

Like, videos.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, oh, my God.

[Kiefer]

She was moving there. Like, I think as soon as the camera panned to them, she, like, turned around very quick.

[Bretman Rock]

But I think the.

[Kiefer]

I was hoping to get picked. I'm not gonna lie.

[Bretman Rock]

I know. Imagine, though, I need to be up there.

[Kiefer]

And then after that, we kind of just.

[Bretman Rock]

We didn't see Green Day, but I've.

[Kiefer]

We heard some of his songs. Yeah, there's some songs that I was like, wow, this is from Green Day.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Kind of crazy.

[Bretman Rock]

Was. Was. Was Clara the last day?

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. Because there was one where we saw Enhypen.

[Kiefer]

That was.

[Bretman Rock]

I think that was Second Day.

[Kiefer]

Enhypen was. No, that was Second Day. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Like 20 minutes.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we saw Enhypen after campaign, I think.

[Kiefer]

No, they were the last people that we saw because after that we just ate and then left. Because it was happening on Green Day.

[Bretman Rock]

No, we left. I remember when we left Brian at Claro to go watch Enhypen.

[Kiefer]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

A little bit of Clara. Yeah, Left Clara, but I was like, Enhypens on. I gotta go.

[Kiefer]

I have a story about Claro.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, tell me.

[Kiefer]

I was after party. I didn't know she was there, and I was like. I saw this girl with the cutest tattoo on her arm and I was like, I love your tattoo. I love how there's no outline because he was just like a bear. Like, the shaded bear. And then she was, like, telling me about it. And then Brian comes along and she was like, you know who this is? I was like, huh? It's Claro.

[Bretman Rock]

I was like, oh, I love Claro. I love how she had Bernie Sanders open for her.

[Kiefer]

Yes. She was amazing. She's such a nice, pretty girl. Very humble.

[Bretman Rock]

But, yeah, I saw Enhypen. They were really great. I wish I had stayed for more songs. But we were literally there for like 20.

[Kiefer]

Literally the last song. We couldn't even stay.

[Bretman Rock]

Just talk about the after parties. Because we did. We went home after Bratz. Honestly. Yes. We were all so tired. And then we went to the guest after parties, which Ms. K had so much fun. Take the. Take the bun.

[Kiefer]

No, prior to that. Okay, Remy, them came to our house. We started pre gaming. We were there for like a good 30 minutes or an hour. Just pre gaming. And then I was already drunk. Drunk. Well, not drunk, but like a little tipsy. And then we just kept taking shot. Girl. Love Alicia, girl, if you want to get Marty, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

And she can. I. What I love about Alicia is she's the type that can, like really carry herself.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, she'll match your energy.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Kiefer]

And then we. We went to this. We went to the party because it was like two house down from ours. Yes. And then we started with a shot.

[Bretman Rock]

With a shot.

[Kiefer]

Yes. And then we got a drink.

[Bretman Rock]

We walked around. After walking around. Okay, I'll tell my part and you can tell your part because my part really ended really early after walking around and a few more shots because Denzel, Enrique was there. And they're the only people that I don't say no to when it comes to shots because they love to make me guilty. Make me feel guilty that we never see each other and I never take a shot. So I always take shots with them. But after I noticed I was crunk, I was also very hungry. And on our way to the guest house party, we saw that there was a raising cane's truck outside. And I was like, should we go raise some canes? Should we go raise some canes? And I was only with Remy, her boyfriend Cal, my assistant Lindsay, and your boyfriend? My boyfriend. It was four, five of us.

[Kiefer]

You lost everyone else?

[Bretman Rock]

Well, no. Oh, and Ollie. Okay, Ollie was there. And then we went to go get our raising canes. And we're like, we should go eat this at the house. At our house. That was only two doors down.

[Kiefer]

Back to the house.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we ate there. And then we went back to the after part party. And then that's when Ms. K and Brian was in the fucking sections behind the DJ booth. And I'm like, girl, I'm already too fucking full and tired to, like, catch up to them. So I was like, I probably, like took one more shot and then we went back home. And then what did you do while you guys were.

[Kiefer]

While we were at Raisins, you guys, after I. We took that group shot with all of us, with our bartender, Christina. I turned around and then Zayn Gives me a shot. And I was like, I have to take this. I'm not about to pass on a shot. So I took a shot and then I got a drink. At the same time, Brian comes up to me and was like, do you want to go back over there? And I think we were still with you guys. And that's when Denzel and Ricky was like, shot. And I was like, I took that.

[Bretman Rock]

I took that one.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. So we took a shot and then I took a shot, and then I chased it with my drink that I had in my hand. And I was like, I'm gonna be gone after this. I was already like, tipsy the house down, boots. And then I go back, I find Alicia. She had a shot for me, and I was like, oh, my God. I'm like, alicia, okay, I'll take it for you. And then we took a shot. And then I was like, okay, I don't know how I found myself at the bar again. Took another shot after that. And then that's when Brian was like, we want to go around? And I was like, okay, yeah, sure. This time I had no gives fucks. I was talking to everybody, apparently. I talked to Troy and was like, are you British? But he was Australian. I talked to Cara Delevingne about her tattoo.

[Bretman Rock]

She said hi to me.

[Kiefer]

She did?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. She said I was holding my cup like this and she said, knuckles. And I thought she was trying to give me like a knuckle, but I think she was looking. Looking at my tattoo, and she's.

[Kiefer]

I didn't know she was a Leah. She. Because she had, like, a lot of cat tattoos on.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, she's a Leo.

[Kiefer]

And she was like, I'm a Leo base. And I was like, I love that. But honestly, the only person that I couldn't forget, and nobody can tell me shit nowadays, was when Anna Taylor comes up to me and was like, whatever you're doing, keep doing it because you're so beautiful. And I'm like, none of y'all people can tell me I'm ugly as because Anna Taylor told me I'm beautiful.

[Bretman Rock]

And she was so pretty that day.

[Kiefer]

Yes. And she was so amazing. And I was like, oh, my gosh. A new. A new person.

[Bretman Rock]

A new bestie. Yeah, you unlocked a new bestie. And then how did you guys end up at the behind Charlie xx's thing?

[Kiefer]

Oh, my God. And then Brian knew the manager, and she was like, come with me. And then we were like, just over there, and I was already drunk. I think I was spinning by then. So it's just like a good 30 minutes. We were just there dancing, and then you guys came back, and then you was like, okay, I'm gonna go back to the house. And I was like, okay. I took another shot after that, and I was already, like, drunk.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I get out of the shower, MSK is like, laid out in the living room. But, like, I could tell I was not gonna wake you up. I was like, no, you can lay there, girl.

[Kiefer]

And I never sleep with my makeup on.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, you really don't. And I was like, I was sleeping.

[Kiefer]

With my makeup on. It's because the only reason why I came back to the house was because I was like. I turned around to Brian. I was like, I'm gonna throw up right now.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, and you didn't want to be that girl?

[Kiefer]

Yes. If I throw up in the bathroom, I'm not coming out.

[Bretman Rock]

I need to go home. And you did.

[Kiefer]

Thank God.

[Bretman Rock]

We were two blocks down, girl.

[Kiefer]

And yeah, I was like. Like, it was like at 3:30 at this point, I went back in my room, threw up, slept. Threw up, slept. Throw. Throws up again. And that's when I got a lock jaw.

[Bretman Rock]

She locked her jaw from throwing up?

[Kiefer]

Yes. And I was like, not even, like, I was so over it to the point where I just, like, slept. I pushed it back and I slept. And it was hurting. It was like, one of the most painful things I've ever gotten. And I was like, I never want to drink again. And the next day, I was sober.

[Bretman Rock]

Girl, you were mother. The next day?

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

You did not take one shot.

[Kiefer]

I did not take one single shot. I was like, give me water or mocktail, please.

[Bretman Rock]

Ms. K was on her sober era and she has been three days sober since.

[Kiefer]

Yes. Thank you so much.

[Bretman Rock]

It really just takes one bad night. I think that's why I also don't drink as much as I do used to, is because, like, it takes one night that I'm like, yeah, it's gonna take a couple more years for me to, like, want to be this drunk again.

[Kiefer]

It was the lockjaw for me. I'm like, I've never threw up this much.

[Bretman Rock]

But I'm sure it was worth it because you had so much fun.

[Kiefer]

I did. I was like, I. I needed that. I needed to get drunk and get it out of my system because I've been wanting to get drunk ever since Philippines.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we weren't. We weren't crunk at all.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. No, not at all. So that needed to get out of my system. And I did the Last day.

[Bretman Rock]

You can really tell that a lot of people go home on Sunday.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

One, because I know a lot of people have work the next day on Monday, so they're not gonna be partying on a Sunday. And two, maybe all the gays were also gone. Because I'm like, where were all the gays on Sunday? I think. No, we all were just there for. We really were all there just for Jenny. For Jenny. Yeah. Honestly, after Jenny, I was like, are we done?

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

No, I was clocked out after Jenny, girl, I was like, I've Coachella. Coachella, period. Honestly, at the last day, we only really saw Jennie.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. But then I was like, in a.

[Bretman Rock]

Little bit of post, we were just gonna go see xg like. Like, finish Coachella. But, girl, Sahara was. Sahara. Yeah, Sahara in those heels that I was wearing. The jeans. No.

[Kiefer]

Mama is the only person that I know that will never take off of heels, even if it's uncomfortable. And this is the first time that he took it off.

[Bretman Rock]

For the most part, I've worn, like, heels where, like, the back of the heel fell off and I would tippy toe the whole night. Like, I've worn that. I've worn, like, even the ones that. The Louis Vuitton ones. Not the Louis. The Louboutins one that, like, curve your feet like that. I can stay in those. But I don't know why. The. I think it was also the terrain that we were walking in, and my clothes, it was bad, so I took my shoes off. And honestly, once I did, I was like, yeah, I think I'm just gonna see Jenny eat and then go back home, which exactly what we did.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I felt really cute that day, though, because my mans and I was doing, like, a little Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, which was cute.

[Kiefer]

Oh, yeah. We were all wearing Guess jeans, and.

[Bretman Rock]

The whole team got the memo because we were all wearing guest jeans that day. But, yeah, it was so much fun. I really had a great time this Coachella. I think also this is the most chillest it's been for me, but I.

[Kiefer]

Think this was one of the most fun I've had in Coachella. I'm not gonna lie.

[Bretman Rock]

I love that.

[Kiefer]

It's probably because it was less things to do for just going places and, like, lessons.

[Bretman Rock]

We definitely didn't do a lot of, like, after parties this year, I think, because last year and years before that, I've learned that, like, we are just really not party girls.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I mean, we like getting calm.

[Kiefer]

Yes. But not that kind of party.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, no, we're just not party girls.

[Kiefer]

Like, yeah. Because knowing us, we were just probably gonna walk around and then go home.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. But it was fun nonetheless. Thank you so much, guest, for having us.

[Kiefer]

Thank you so much. Guess I had so much fun. Thank you for all the goodies that you gave us.

[Bretman Rock]

Love, love, love. Should we do product of the day? Oh, Kat, do you have any Coachella questions?

[Kat]

No, because you guys were. You guys were texting me the whole time. I feel like. I feel like I was there.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Anything happened in the house while I was gone? Also, you guys, I made a story the other day where I was like, everywhere I go in the world, people will always ask me about these damn chickens. Which. Which I get because I think, like, it's like, kind of like when people have kids and they're like, oh, where's your babies? It's kind of just like a conversation starter.

[Kiefer]

It's not even how. Oh, my God. How have you been?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it's like, where's the ch? I'm like, I know a part of it is just like, to conversation starter. But, like, half of me always thinks they're serious and actually wants to know about the chickens. So I'm always like, oh, they're in their coop. I. You know, I have like, 38 now because. And I just tell, like, and I over share, even though nobody asks about these damn chickens. But, yeah, I just thought it was funny. But yeah, if you guys ever need to know where the cat. I mean, who's taking care of the chickens? It's Cat. We be.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, it's caddy.

[Kat]

Kiss me. I just be collecting their rent.

[Bretman Rock]

Did anything happen while I was gone?

[Kat]

Not really. This week was really chill. I feel like you weren't gone for that long.

[Bretman Rock]

I know.

[Kat]

Like I said, it goes like a couple days. You were gone.

[Kiefer]

You were gone for a whole week, huh?

[Bretman Rock]

I was gone for a whole week.

[Kat]

You're gone. So much as fun.

[Kiefer]

I know.

[Bretman Rock]

Me and Cat was just telling I'm gone again next. Next week.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, we were just telling Cat. We were like, oh, my God, Cat, you're about to house it again. You've never housed it this much in so long.

[Bretman Rock]

I know. I feel like the last time upset this much was when I was, like, going to Paris and New York and like. Yeah, but even then, it wasn't like back to back like this.

[Kat]

No. It was like you've done, like, big, big trips where it has been like 20 days, but then you'll be home for like two months.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Kat]

This. You've been you be gone, gone for two weeks, come back for one week, go again. And even now, like, you're gonna be gone next week.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I know.

[Kat]

I'm preparing myself.

[Bretman Rock]

I will say June and July. I hope I don't have any travels, but that's also Pride month, and I'm like, she's always a busy girl during Pride month, so anything might come up.

[Kiefer]

I was literally just telling Kat about how, like, you are planning everyone, like, telling everyone that you guys are gonna have a girls trip. I mean, an Asia's trip too.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah. No, it's just gonna be me, Remy, and Alicia, though, and we're gonna go to Asia.

[Kat]

See, I feel like. I feel like they'd be the best. They'd be the best people to go to Japan with because, like, I feel like Remy'd be going there.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, girl. Yes. That's why I'm like, we should trade services. I'll show you guys around Philippines because we're. We're gonna live our city girl lives in Korea, get all of our facials there, and then we're gonna live our island gal fantasy in the Philippines. And I'll take them around Philippines.

[Kiefer]

That's gonna be so good.

[Bretman Rock]

It's gonna be fun. Should we do product of the day?

[Kiefer]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

It'll be really quickly because me and Ms. K have the same products of the day.

[Kiefer]

This literally saved us.

[Bretman Rock]

This is what I was talking about that I was going to gatekeep until this episode. Do you want to talk about this?

[Kiefer]

Oh, yes.

[Bretman Rock]

They do the same exact thing. These were given to us by Pia Compo, who is our. Thanks, Ms. Pia, who is our queen in the Philippines. We've talked about her so many times, but this is the Snake brand cooling mist.

[Kiefer]

I've never tried that one. Is that good?

[Bretman Rock]

It's the same thing. It's just scented. That one's like mint.

[Kiefer]

And then this is the other one.

[Bretman Rock]

This is from pastel. They're basically cooling body sprays. You spray them on your body, and after a second, you just.

[Kiefer]

It's the menthol.

[Bretman Rock]

It's the menthol for.

[Kiefer]

That's in it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it just cools your body. And don't use too much because, bitch, it will feel like a heat flash. Like, if you put. It will feel like you're having a heat flash. But it really does help with sunny, super hot conditions like Coachella.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Now you see why I gate kept that keeper.

[Kiefer]

Girl, I used it. I'm almost done with my bottle. And that's why I'M gonna take this.

[Bretman Rock]

Cat has her own stories with this as well.

[Kat]

Yeah, it's. It's amazing. Like, it. When you put it on, it just, like, tingles, and then if there's a breeze, it's like cold air.

[Kiefer]

Like ac.

[Bretman Rock]

AC Girls. Because I will say I love a good jisoo. Like, what is it, a spray? No. Fan. Yeah, any fan. Like, any handheld fan. But when you're at Coachella, the recycled air, it just blows hot air, and it does not help whatsoever. But this just. It's so good. I feel like I would not be alive today without this.

[Kiefer]

This was everything. It was. It was you telling me to drench.

[Bretman Rock]

You with it, though, because I was. I was. I'm like, kiefer, I want my back wet.

[Kiefer]

Yes. He's like, more, please.

[Bretman Rock]

It's so funny, too, because people kept telling me I smelled good, and it was just that. And it was this. And it was just mint because it killed, like, my perfume scent. Like, I sprayed so much perfume on me. But anytime people said I smelled good, it was this, because it just smelled like.

[Kiefer]

Oh, my God. Same. I got a lot of, like. I got a lot of, like, oh, you smell so good.

[Bretman Rock]

And it was this. It's just mint.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. And I was like, girl, I sprayed all of that.

[Bretman Rock]

I would say I think it's just refreshing to smell somebody that smells like mint.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Or like, mentholi at Coachella.

[Kiefer]

It's literally my biggest fridge smell like that to stink.

[Bretman Rock]

I know. I would hate to see, like, a comment one day where, like, I met Bradman. He smelled like ass. I'm sure I've had moments like that. If you met me at the gym. Because she can get a little stinky, but that's my worst fear. Is that stinky.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Being stank. Ms. K, where can they find you, girl?

[Kiefer]

Oh, you guys can find me anywhere at MIS K A Y E. And.

[Bretman Rock]

Obviously, you guys know I'm Bretman. Rock everywhere. And make sure you guys like and subscribe to the baddest radio.

[Kiefer]

Wait, you forgot to ask them a question.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, Cat. What should be the question of the. The podcast be?

[Kat]

Did last time we asked them their dream, Right?

[Kiefer]

Dream lineup.

[Bretman Rock]

Dream lineup.

[Kat]

I feel like it should be Coachella related. No.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh.

[Kat]

Oh. I'm gonna say, if they had a.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, I have a question. I have a question. Leave in the comments. Who was your best dress, best influencer of this year?

[Kiefer]

Coachella.

[Bretman Rock]

I would love to see them. I mean, I wouldn't even put myself up there because I really was Just giving very much. Easy, breezy, beautiful every day. Yes. I don't know. I don't really have any, like, standouts right now that I can't really.

[Kiefer]

I haven't looked either.

[Kat]

Was there, like, a piece you guys noticed was really popular?

[Kiefer]

Denim, everyone.

[Bretman Rock]

Denim, denim. I saw a lot of cheetahs this year. Cheetah denim, I would say.

[Kat]

I would see the girls with, like, the bras who have, like, the. The beads on their bras.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Have you seen those Bras are really cute. I feel like micro shorts were really in this year.

[Kiefer]

It's the beads, the fringe, the denim, and the prints.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. This year, period. I feel like last year was definitely the belt that, like, the leather. I even had that one this year.

[Kiefer]

Last year was, like, definitely, like, leather.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, ripped fur. A lot of cowboy hats last year, too, which I thought was gonna be a lot this year because Megan and Post.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

But anyways, we hope you guys like this episode. Leave us your favorite fashion diva, this Coachella.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. And. Oh, who. What brand would you guys go with?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. What brand would you guys go to Coachella with?

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Kat]

So those are the two questions. Who was the best dress influencer and.

[Kiefer]

Or. No, what. What fashion. What fashion Coachella would you use? Like, out of all the things that we just said, like, what vibe would.

[Bretman Rock]

You choose to be, period? Answer one of those questions. Let us know down below.

[Kiefer]

We love you guys, essay guys.

[Bretman Rock]

We love you guys. And we will see you next episode. Aloha.

[Kiefer]

Bye, everyone.

[Bretman Rock]

Bye, Peach. I'll see you next next Thursday.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Don't forget to follow rate and, like, you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at thebaddest radio on all social media. Bye, Beach.

[Pia Barangini]

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