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Dam Internet, You Scary!
Hosted by Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore · EN
THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!
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345: Tahir Took a Greyhound and Immediately Regretted It
Mar 1201:00:52Tap to summarizeSponsors:BetterHelpCelebrate the people in your life who support you and remember that your mental health matters. Get 10% off your first month at: https://betterhelp.com/DIYSIndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget.The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including:• Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns• A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients• A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab• People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after deathAlong the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals.Lots of laughs and a great conversation throughout.Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death?00:21 Survival Island Debate00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive?00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans?01:00 Outro
Transcribe →344: How Scary are Ghosts, Really? on DIYS w/Jordan Conley
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Transcribe →343: Are Americans Really the Worst Tourists? on DIYS with BT Kingsley
Feb 2601:17:43Tap to summarize🎧 Support The ShowDon’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #adxSwitch to Mint Mobile: https://www.mintmobile.com/DIYS New customers can make the switch today and for a limited time, get unlimited premium wireless for just $15 per month.KIKOFF: Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!FUM: Head to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today!🎟 Tour DatesCatch Tahir live:Columbus, OH – March 6Louisville, KY – March 7 (Birthday Show!)Chattanooga, TN – March 8Tickets available via Tahir’s Instagram bio.Guest: @BTKingsley5225 https://www.instagram.com/btkingsley @KillinItPod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Is Waymo about to replace Uber? Would you rather survive a plane crash or a shipwreck? And is Sony really making TVs that force you to shout brand names to skip ads?!In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by B.T. Kingsley to break down:Self-driving cars taking over citiesSony’s interactive ad patentA $160,000 diamond traded for $20 worth of weedPlastic surgery travelers detained at airportsThe future of rap music longevitySubscription EVERYTHING in AmericaAnd some of the pettiest icebreakers everPlus, real talk about comedy, respect for craft, and why everybody thinks they can “just try stand-up.”00:00 – Gym Before Shows & Birthday Goals02:50 – Lying for Chaos & Losing Celebrity Mystery06:50 – Personal Opinions & Internet Sensitivity09:40 – Giving Advice in Comedy & Content Creation16:25 – Is Comedy Central Dead? Industry Evolution17:40 – Ultra Ad Read20:25 – Introducing B.T. Kingsley24:10 – Icebreakers: Plane Crash vs Shipwreck28:10 – Would You Eat Something Gross to Avoid Getting Sick?30:45 – Waymo Paying DoorDash Drivers?!33:00 – The Future of Driving & Flying Cars38:20 – Mint Mobile Ad Read41:05 – Sony TV Patent: Shout Brand Names to Skip Ads46:30 – UPS Worker Traded $160K Diamond for $20 Weed52:10 – Plastic Surgery Passport Problems56:30 – How the World Views Americans58:00 – Why Is McDonald's Always Packed?1:03:10 – Kickoff Credit Builder Ad1:07:10 – The State of Rap & Respecting Creative Craft1:15:30 – Tour Dates & ClosingJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
Transcribe →342: Olympic Athletes CHEATING With Penis Injections?! 😳
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Transcribe →341: Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? on DIYS w/Kali Scott
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Transcribe →340: Do Bad Vibes Exist? | DIYS Breaks Down Energy, Places & People with Sydney Castillo
Feb 501:00:45Tap to summarizePrizePicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!KikoffBuild credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!BlueChew GOGet 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.bluechew.com Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Guest: https://www.instagram.com/sydneyisfunnySome places feel weird.Some people feel off.And sometimes… your cactus dying is a reflection of your spirit.On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedian Sydney Castillo to break down bad vibes, strange energy, judgmental stores, plant-filled Airbnbs, and whether you can feel when something just isn’t right.They also dive into:Killing succulents (and what that says about you)The Doomsday ClockA doctor saving a man’s hand by attaching it to his legSelf-driving cars hitting pedestriansJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary👍 Like this episode💬 Comment: Do you believe in bad vibes?🔔 Subscribe for new episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary!🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms00:00 – Cold Open/Intro03:45 – Plants, Energy & Being a Bad Plant Parent08:55 – The Joshua Tree Airbnb With Unreal Energy13:35 – People With Bad Vibes17:40 – Stores With Weird Energy (Trader Joe’s)22:10 – Checking Receipts After Arguments26:00 – Text vs Call vs FaceTime30:05 – City Life vs Quiet Living34:45 – PrizePicks Ad38:05 – The Doomsday Clock43:10 – Hand Saved by Being Attached to a Leg50:30 – BlueChew GO Ad53:40 – Waymo Self-Driving Car Hits a Child58:55 – Sydney Castillo Show Plug01:00:10 – Outro
Transcribe →339: Survival Instincts vs Common Sense on DIYS
Jan 3000:59:19Tap to summarize💰 SPONSOR: MINT MOBILEIf you’re trying to make smarter financial choices this year, check out Mint Mobile. Get 50% off unlimited premium wireless plans starting at just $15/month. ➡️ Go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diysUnlimited talk & text, high-speed data, nationwide 5G coverage, and you keep your phone and number.In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the wildest real internet stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a Florida woman arrested with drugs in a bag labeled “Definitely Not Drugs,” to a man who panicked and cut off his own finger after a snake bite that wasn’t even venomous, the chaos is nonstop.We also get into:Internet icebreakers gone wrongDating honesty that went way too farCanceling plans, food discipline, and pizza relapseRubber duck mind games that made a cleaner quitTheme park tragedy and real-life consequencesWhy social media might actually be frying our brains00:00 Cold Open: Diets, Bone Broth, and Anchovy Trauma04:41 Politics, Fear, and Feeling “Too Adult”11:08 If You Had to Leave the Country Right Now…14:53 Icebreaker Chaos: When to Say the Truth20:26 Getting Kicked Out Mid-Hookup (Twice)24:42 Canceling Plans vs Getting Canceled On28:18 Food Discipline, Pizza Relapse, and Aging31:15 Ad Break: Mint Mobile (50% Off Unlimited)37:08 Social Media Addiction & Celebrity Overexposure42:08 Florida Woman Arrested With “Definitely Not Drugs”44:38 Cleaner Quits After Rubber Duck Scavenger Hunt50:22 Woman Dies on Universal Studios Ride55:09 Man Cuts Off Finger After Snake Bite Panic58:14 Final Thoughts + Tour Dates + Outro🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (Which story messed you up the most?)📺 Subscribe for weekly episodes🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the chaosJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
Transcribe →338: Therapy Is Overrated? Gas Station Food Is Elite? in DIYS w/Brandi Denise
Jan 2301:07:16Tap to summarizeFactor MealsSkip the cooking and eat clean with Factor’s ready-to-eat meals.Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for a year👉 Visit https://www.factormeals.com/DIYS50 and use code DIYS50BlueChewBoost performance with BlueChew Gold.Get 10% off your first month👉 Visit https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code DIYShttps://www.instagram.com/brandideniseboydTahir Moore and Patrick Cloud is joined by comedian Brandi Denise for an episode packed with wild science facts, unhinged internet stories, and brutally honest takes on therapy, food, and technology.We’re talking:• Sea slugs that cut off their own heads to survive• Chess robots that break kids’ fingers• Why gas station food might actually be elite• Therapy being overrated (sometimes)• AI voices changing on people• South Korea’s real-life “relaxation prison”Plus travel stories from Japan, childhood confessions, and why robots might already be plotting against usJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Holiday Trees, Travel Chaos & Brandi Denise Joins03:05 Japan Travel, Osaka Stories & Culture Shock09:11 What’s Overrated? Therapy Takes Get Real11:25 What’s Underrated? Gas Station Food Debate16:38 Things People Pretend to Like19:29 🔔 Ad Break: Factor Meals23:03 Sea Slugs That Decapitate Themselves to Survive29:09 Childhood Animal Stories Get Dark34:44 Why Salt Kills Slugs (Science Explained)36:28 🔔 Ad Break: BlueChew38:43 Chess Robot Breaks a Kid’s Finger44:26 AI Voices, Privacy & Tech Anxiety52:13 South Korea’s Relaxation Prison Explained56:42 Where Would You Move If Money Didn’t Matter?01:04:05 Brandi Denise Projects & Tour Dates01:06:15 Final Thoughts & Sign-OffSubscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary!New episodes weekly featuring comedians, wild stories, and internet chaos.🎟️ Tour Dates & Tickets🎙️ Podcast Clips📲 Follow the Hosts#DamInternetYouScary #PatrickCloud #BrandiDenise #ComedyPodcast #WeirdInternet #AIStories #AnimalFacts #GasStationFood
Transcribe →337: Khleo Has Been Converted!!
Jan 1501:07:42Tap to summarizeDownload Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping on orders $89+ @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/[DIYS]! #indacloudpodThe internet is already doing too much in 2026.In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore sit down with Khleo Thomas to break down everything from dating expectations and social media overstimulation to AI robots, dystopian futures, and the wildest news stories on the internet right now.We talk:Why dating feels like a monthly expenseHow social media drains your energy before noonAI robots replacing humans (and using up our water)A man arrested with over 100 skeletons in his basementInternet fame, clickbait beef, and why nothing shocks us anymoreTech nostalgia, childhood dreams, and adult moneyKhleo Thomas’ NAACP Image Award nominationVote Here: https://naacpeoty.judge.live/categories/6ef87081-d4ec-405a-ac86-08de4c8933d8/entrantsThis episode is funny, uncomfortable, and way too real.00:00 – Cold Open: Dating Expectations & “Paying for Everything”02:01 – Welcome to Damn Internet, You Scary!03:14 – Guest Intro: Khleo Thomas05:10 – Social Media Overstimulation & Morning Phone Habits10:41 – Dating Costs, Red Flags & Relationship Expectations18:40 – Selena Powell, Rappers & Internet Villain Energy25:02 – Why Men Ignore Warnings in Dating31:12 – Would You Rather: Late With an Excuse or On Time Miserable?40:15 – Being Early, Airports & Anxiety47:10 – Tech Unboxings, Collecting & Organization55:20 – Living Childhood Dreams as Adults01:02:55 – Disneyland Turkey Leg Debate01:06:35 – Kraft Mac & Cheese vs Homemade (Conversion Story)01:12:05 – Cash App Ad Read01:15:50 – Robot Club Sightings in Vegas01:19:40 – AI Robots Replacing Humans01:23:05 – AI Using Water & Dystopian Future Talk01:29:00 – Internet Fame, Clickbait & Manufactured Beef01:35:10 – Man Arrested With 100 Skeletons in His Basement01:43:45 – Why Nothing Surprises Us Anymore01:47:50 – In The Cloud Ad Read (THC Gummies & Drinks)01:52:35 – Cookie Monster’s Real Name01:58:40 – Tickle Me Elmo & 90s Toy Chaos02:06:20 – Old Cell Phones, Razr Era & Tech Nostalgia02:18:30 – Khleo Thomas NAACP Image Award Nomination02:24:50 – Where to Vote for Khleo02:27:45 – Upcoming Shows & Closing
Transcribe →336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?
Jan 901:17:18Tap to summarize— SPONSORS —This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.🧠 BetterHelphttps://betterhelp.com/diys💪 BlueChewhttps://bluechew.comCode: DIYS🏀 PrizePicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop.Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper:emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game.This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it.👇 Use chapters to jump to the stories you want00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose?14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia?01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up💬 Question for the comments:Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump?👍 Like📺 Subscribe📤 Share with someone who loves weird internet stories#DamInternetYouScary #WeirdNews #InternetCulture #ComedyPodcast #StrangeStories
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