#404 - “Occult Blood Ritual” The Biblical Plan for Trump’s Assassination Attempt | Kurt Metzger

Summary

Danny Jones Podcast #404 – “Occult Blood Ritual”: The Biblical Plan for Trump’s Assassination Attempt | Kurt Metzger

Release Date: June 12, 2026
Host: Danny Jones
Guest: Kurt Metzger
Recurring Guest/Contributor: Duncan Trussell

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Overview

This wide-ranging, free-associative episode features comedian Kurt Metzger and frequent co-conspirator Duncan Trussell riffing on everything from occult symbolism, institutional mind control, secret societies, U.S./Israeli influence, and conspiracy-laden interpretations of recent political events, especially Trump’s failed assassination. With humor laced through intense digressions, the conversation revolves around the intersection of biblical ritual, geopolitics, esoteric history, and American decline—filtered through Metzger’s and Trussell’s darkly comedic, provocative worldview.

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Key Topics & Insights

1. Blood Rituals, Occult Symbolism, and Trump’s Assassination Attempt

Theme:
Metzger posits that the assassination attempt on Trump was not just political violence but a ritual echoing biblical blood ceremonies with occult significance.

• Trump as the “Unblemished Lamb”:

  • Metzger references the Exodus ceremony, where rams’ blood was applied to the right earlobe, thumb, and toe to signify servitude (60:59–63:00, 75:31–77:22).
  • Observes parallels between Trump’s ear injury, his missing shoe, and blood symbolism with ancient Temple rites and Servant marking from Exodus.

• Blood Ritual as Esoteric Social Engineering:

  • Sees the killing of Charlie Kirk as another example—co-opting mythology and ritual for elite power transfer.
  • Metzger: “That’s how you show you’re a willing servant. ... In Egypt, when they’re in Exodus, when they’re leaving…” (60:57)

• Institutional Control through Ritual:

  • Events like 9/11, high-profile assassinations, or staged spectacles are framed as mass rituals to shift public consciousness and permission structures (63:16).

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2. Super Users, Shadow Government, and the Illusion of Democracy

Theme:
Discussion of “super users,” hidden power brokers with ultimate knowledge/control, echoing the Book of Revelation’s ten kings/horns.

• 10 Super Users = 10 Kings (00:07–08:12, 07:54):

  • Direct tie-in to recent podcast guests and the Biblical apocalypse.
  • Metzger: “That sounds like the ten kings and ten horns and all that shit.” (07:51)

• False American Institutions:

  • No real democracy—just layers of manufactured consent and shadow rule.
  • Critique of the U.S. system as a “managed” society with puppet leaders and hidden families, referencing the “American Experiment.” (30:25–30:43)
  • “You know, the super users are in charge...” (30:32)

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3. Occult & Esoteric Symbolism in Pop Culture, Politics, and Architecture

Theme:
Deep dives into how ancient occult/ritual practices have been laundered into modern branding, entertainment, even government buildings.

• Solomon’s Temple Blueprints & U.S. Power Structures

  • Allegations that D.C. and the White House are designed on kabbalistic/solomonic lines by Israeli architects (43:07–43:12)
  • “They laid it out like the Temple of Solomon... going to be the base for a Stargate...” (43:08)

• Sigil Magic & Corporate Branding:

  • Modern corporations as “egregores”—entities with a symbolic and ritual presence (28:01), logos as corporate sigils.
  • “Branding is... sigil magic... all these names for things have been like d-magic’d up, but they’re all magic things.” (28:15)

• Mystery Cults, Ritualized Abuse, and Mind Control

  • Knights Templar, OTO, Luciferian Freemasonry, and infiltration of Christianity (93:03–96:04)
  • “That’s what all these magician fucking people are doing... They want to put you on a pathworking game.” (93:18)
  • Catholic adoption of psychedelics (“perennialism”) as a way to supercharge religious mind control. (170:37–172:41)

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4. Mass Social Engineering: Tavistock, MK Ultra/Monarch, Counterculture

Theme:
Widespread “social engineering” projects—trans rights, gender politics, pop music, COVID mandates, and conspiracy—theorized as calculated policies to atomize/deform society and break family.

• Tavistock & the British Invasion (05:22):

  • Beatles, gender politics, mass culture as tools for deliberate atomization.
  • “Tavistock... Beatles, that’s Tavi-stock... all the political candidates... that’s most of everything... all billionaire mafias.” (10:13–10:20)

• MK Ultra / Monarch Programming:

  • Allegations of mass mind control programs, mass ritualization, and child abuse (134:38, 134:49, 135:02).
  • “The main thing is Monarch. I want to hear the word said out loud. MK Monarch.”
  • “Government testing drugs on you—which if it was true, the paradox is if it was true and their story was true, that’s how they would probably come off (as schizophrenics).” (135:14)

• Pop Culture as Rites:

  • Deaths of celebrities (“27 Club”) as engineered events to reclaim their power/rights and imprint mythic sigils on society (101:09–101:36)

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5. AI, Truth, and the Crisis of Information Authority

Theme:
In an era of narrative control, AI (like Grok, ChatGPT) is both a tool and battlefield—must be hacked and repurposed to overcome institutional “consensus” bias.

• AI as Information Gatekeeper:

  • Frustrations with AI’s tendency to repeat institutional lines, “debunking,” and how to prompt for actual synthesis/pattern-seeking. (69:07–70:12)

• Digital Borders & New Censorship:

  • Allegation of state-influenced censorship networks (e.g., “Vine and Fig Tree” pro-Israel, ADL, etc.) surveilling speech for “anti-semitism” or “domestic terrorism.” (39:04, 139:03)

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6. Religion as Mind Control or Hidden Technology

Theme:
Scriptural literalism, ritual, and the origins/intent of religious practice—is it liberating, or always an instrument of population management?

• Control in Christianity and Judaism:

  • The motif of 10 “super users” in Revelation; the “seven churches”; manipulation of fear/punishment in biblical revelation (16:26–17:17)
  • Metzger: “It seems like it’s a control system that’s being set up.” (16:33)

• Luciferian vs. Satanic vs. Mainstream:

  • Distinction between Luciferian, Satanic, and “regular” Christian institutions; the hidden presence of mystery cults and Dionysus worship in public liturgy (157:07–156:04).
  • “All that freemasonry is... to hold the seething energies of Lucifer... as Manly P. Hall says.” (156:25)
  • Star-Spangled Banner’s roots as a Dionysian ode (153:14, 155:11)

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7. Paranoia & Comedy Intertwined

Tone:
Episodes intertwine real information, rumor, and satire—laced with sharp self-awareness, aggression, and humor. Metzger and Trussell mock experts/“influencers,” but also themselves for their digressions and conspiratorial habits.

• Mocking Institutional Experts:

  • Professor Dave, Sam Harris, Dr. Sapolsky: presented as “secular priests” for the new church of science, equally ideological (145:26–147:33).
  • “You only exist because a goofy rich person is paying for you to exist.” (153:55)

• Self-Awareness of Ranting:

  • “If anyone out there wants to time stamp this episode for us... it would be greatly appreciated.” (199:35)
  • Admission of mania, hunger, and “scatterbrain” as the episode concludes, with irreverent final shots at modern America.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

On the Super Users:

“That sounds like the ten kings and ten horns and all that shit.” — Kurt Metzger (07:51)

On Ritual Symbolism and Trump:

“That signifies you are in... signified their willing servant with the ram’s blood on the ear, wrist, and ankle... anyway. Charlie Kirk is an unblemished lamb that got killed. They were always going to kill him...” — Kurt Metzger (60:59–61:56)

On Modern Branding as Magic:

“There’s a sigil... that’s what we have in branding... all these names for things have been like, d-magic’d up, but they’re all magic things.” — Kurt Metzger (28:01)

On Mind Control & Monarch Programming:

“The main thing is Monarch. I want to hear the word said out loud. MK Monarch. I don’t want to hear MK Monarch. That’s the one that you’ll notice people don’t bring up...” — Kurt Metzger (134:49)

On the “American Experiment”:

“Because it was always an experiment... The American experiment. Who’s that from? ... Pompeo: ‘I was taught to lie, cheat, and steal for the glory of the American experiment.’” — Kurt Metzger (30:25)

On “Pseudoscience”:

“Pseudoscience. ...The only reason we have a dippy word like pseudoscience... Because the Carnegie Rockefeller foundation decided that was going to be the term we use...” — Kurt Metzger (25:06)

On Religious Ritual as Hidden Technology:

“The goal of every society is total control. ...So I told you I started reading the Bible recently. ...it feels like the whole thing’s a control. Well, they mention the ten super users that will arise.” — Duncan Trussell/Kurt Metzger (16:10–16:36)

On the 27 Club:

“That’s the 27 Club. ...I wonder if it’s a curse... They’re gonna make sure you’re in a questionable situation that’s believable... That’s why I say if I die, it’s a conspiracy. Even if it’s my own fault, it wasn’t. Even if it’s directly from my own actions.” — Kurt Metzger (101:09–101:36)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:07 – 08:36: Super users discussion, Podesta symbolism, and esoteric interpretations.
• 16:26: Biblical Revelation, seven churches, control as a system.
• 28:01 – 29:03: Corporate logos as modern sigil magic/egregores.
• 43:08: Solomon’s Temple, DC, and Israeli architect theory.
• 60:59: Exodus, ritual blood, and Trump assassination event.
• 75:31 – 77:31: Deep dive on sacrificial symbolism in Exodus, Aaron, and possible Trump parallels.
• 91:30 – 93:18: Mass media propaganda, compartmentalization of thought.
• 134:38 – 135:24: Monarch mind control, child trafficking, dark truths beneath “debunking.”
• 153:14 – 155:36: Star-Spangled Banner as Dionysian ode; hidden occultism in U.S. symbolism.
• 172:41: Psychedelics in Christianity—new form of institutional mind control.

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Memorable Exchanges

On Occult Ritual in Modern Politics:

Metzger: “Charlie Kirk is a sacrificial lamb who—you know, the unblemished lamb. And so the nefesh has to drain out of you... That looked just like what they do to cows when they bleed them out.” (76:41–76:52)

On Information Authority:

“I just remember the instructions: nothing suspicious about being told not to do my own research. What? And I certainly have gotten over it. And I’m not harboring a deep grudge against any motherfucker that said that.” — Kurt Metzger (23:47)

Comedy & Self-Parody:

“If anyone out there wants to time stamp this episode for us—Jesus—it would be greatly appreciated.” — Duncan Trussell (199:35)

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Style & Tone

• Irreverent, aggressive, and densely referential—a mix of gallows humor, jargon, and genuine research prompts.
• Metzger and Trussell frequently call out their own digressions and the conspiratorial “rabbit holes” they create, with a self-satirizing edge even as they pronounce sweeping judgments or make accusations.

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Summary Takeaway

This three-hour tangle of speculation, myth, pop culture, and political outrage posits:

• U.S. politics (and especially Trump) is orchestrated as occult ritual by shadow elites, echoing biblical, solomonic, and mystery cult rites to program society.
• Institutions—religious, scientific, intelligence, governmental—are structures for mass control, reinforced by ritual, propaganda, and modern branding.
• AI, pop culture, and even mass death events (celebrity deaths, high profile assassinations) are all ritualized or weaponized as part of these control systems.
• Meanwhile, real truth-seekers are dismissed as “schizophrenics” or “conspiracy theorists”—when in fact, consensus itself is engineered.

For listeners: This episode is a dense ride through contemporary conspiracy cosmology, driven by wit, rage, and a desire to shatter institutional illusions—even if it means tumbling endlessly down the “mystery boys” rabbit hole.

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For a topical deep-dive or context on any specific segment, refer to the timestamps outlined above.

Transcript

[Duncan Trussell]

We're back.

[Kurt Metzger]

You want to waste any of this gold?

[Duncan Trussell]

No bullet head. No bullet crown this time.

[Kurt Metzger]

I got a rash every time. Heavy lies the crown because I don't know if I'm. You're supposed to have shell casings touch your skin for lengths of time. It turns out it's a small price to pay, dude. The next episode of Mystery Boys. I have it on. And when my head got a ring around, I'm like, I can't wear it no more. I got to either. I'm gonna have to figure out how to make.

[Duncan Trussell]

Just get a mask. Just get a mask. Like that dude on Fox.

[Kurt Metzger]

Who's that? Oh, I don't have those kind of connect. Can Todd do that?

[Duncan Trussell]

Hell, yeah. Talking.

[Kurt Metzger]

I can make me a very realistic.

[Duncan Trussell]

I can make you your own face mask that you can wear your own skin.

[Kurt Metzger]

I wish I told him the timetable correctly to have my Kabbalah outfit, because I was. I told Todd three different things I was thinking of. One is how every, like, I don't even know what counts as cholo, but every, like, young, like, Hispanic type get not Hispanic. Mexican is not Hispanic. Is it Hispanics? Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Same shit.

[Kurt Metzger]

It is.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think so. I think they're the same. Yeah. Mexicans are Hispanics. Steve, he was.

[Kurt Metzger]

I say Steve.

[Duncan Trussell]

I identify as. Steve's half Mexican.

[Kurt Metzger]

Latinx.

[Duncan Trussell]

All of it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Nobody wants to be Latinx. Sounds like a gas. They deploy at the border to prevent migration. Deploy the Latinx.

[Duncan Trussell]

Latinx.

[Kurt Metzger]

Anyway, all these kids have. You see all these, like, kind of. I don't know if they're Mexican or. But, like, they have, like, bowl haircuts, like, mo from the Three Stooges. They all look like.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which I find is. There was a shelter in place advisory in Austin not long ago. Because these kids, I don't know, they'll get that generational FOMO haircut. And I was gonna have. I want to have a wig. Lay the bull haircut. And I do terrible, terrible face tattoos.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. And their hairline goes, like, halfway down their forehead, so they have to, like, shave it up. You know what I mean?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, my God. I mean, I don't know how face tattoos became a thing, but I just assume that many people have been viciously molested as children, you know?

[Duncan Trussell]

You think that has something to do with the face tattoos?

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, I used to say, you know, if I met. If you meet, like, a pretty girl with neck tattoo, t's, like, up to here. You're like, oh, she was up to here. Sad. You know, people desecrate themselves after things happen to them because it. I don't know, it's a bad, bad world run by cannibals. I don't know if we've seen the files, but it's not. It's not. Oh, you were just talking to Ben Swan.

[Duncan Trussell]

Ben Swan? Oh yeah, dude, he's great.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, he got fired for talking about this shit 10 years ago.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know. And he is so not like how I would talk about it because I'm not a journalist. I'm just a jerk off. So I could do whatever the I want. I don't have any credibility. No. Also I don't want credibility. I really like, want to just talk how I want to talk. But Ben Swan. Yeah, well, you just had him on telling the story. But one thing I found out that Podesta's fat, fat pedo brother. John Podesta's gross brother with his gross art. Yeah, he's got that bent back body. That's not the Dahmer. That's not a Dahmer body.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, it's. That's not the Dahmer body as far as I know.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now maybe could be. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's not. But if you look up Tracy Twyman research, she talks about it and it. I can't remember what it symbolizes, but something like Saturn or something being circling the earth, like kind of related to what you're just saying about the Jacques Fillet. That Satan runs his rules the atmosphere. Yeah, right, right. It's something like real esoteric. I don't know again that the artist who made it is aware of all that. But there's illustrations of that in a. If you go through. Oh, what was it called? It's like yet another thing. There's a series, they take her shit down a lot, but people put it back up. But Twyman finds all the Templar stuff, all the. All this symbology, they're really that sacred hermaphrodite thing, those Templars they were all about. That baphom is like a dude with tits and a beard. I think it's like Addis wearing his mother's face like Norman Bates. You know the story of Kybel and Addis?

[Duncan Trussell]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, if you watch the Burrows on spoiler. The old people.

[Duncan Trussell]

Old people things.

[Kurt Metzger]

Older things, yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Did you watch it?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

How is

[Kurt Metzger]

was okay. It's just like I already. It has those. I don't remember the two guys who wrote it, what their deal is, but the duffers. No, it's like Produced by the Duffer Brothers. It's these other guys. And so there's all these mysteries. Like, what's the old lady in the. It's Kai Bell Ragnatus or something. Yeah, it's. It's.

[Duncan Trussell]

There's something weird about. There's something weird about dark. Dark comedy. Like, it's. It's one thing when you make it kind of like. You make it kind of like a horror film or a horror series, but then you add in this corny comedy that it loses me.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, you know, we learned from. They're just redoing Spielberg from the 80s, kind of. So that was Cocoon mixed with old. All this Kybell mythology. Well, all that trans. We had for 10 years straight where they really pushed it and it wasn't. And when I. And I mean, like, really push it, if you notice it, to the point that it was. Well, Tavistock, I think Tavistock Medical center was named and they got sued in England or something. Right. But Tavistock. Oh, what a piece of organization that is.

[Duncan Trussell]

I've never heard of that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, they're one of the most. After, I think, World War I. I can't remember what. What it was. What it was first called, but Courtney Turner that I had on. And I'm forgetting the guy's name. I had him on an episode of Derp with Kirk. And they have a book called the Final Betrayal that's all about this. But. But it's just social engineering. So the Beatles, when we got the British Invasion, right? That's Tavistock. That's Davestock. It doesn't mean people don't have 10, because people, I noticed, will get real. I don't want to say butthurt, because they may be. And I don't want to trash them for that, but they get real upset when you talk about their stupid idols. You're not the Beatles. Don't you dare. You know, or somebody got one job. I was talking to, you know, something about Tupac being gay, which I just meant because that footage where he's going like this.

[Duncan Trussell]

He looks gay. He could. He could have been gay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right? And so. And the guy was like, my friend. All right, here's a great example. My friend. Or I. Shafir. When Kobe Bryant died, he. He tweeted. I'm glad he's that. Right. And wow, the intifada that. That. The fatwa that was issued.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wow.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because Kobe was dead and I thought his Twitter got hacked at the time. I remember, I'm like, why?

[Duncan Trussell]

Because isn't Ari known for doing that?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. I should have known. But it's just such a. Because it was such a weird thing to me at the time. And he goes, oh yeah, dude. Every time a famous person dies, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

But Kobe was the line too far.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, a bunch of people don't have dads and shit. And they don't have. You know, I mean, the shit that they're doing now that everybody doesn't like social engineering. Why? You know, they did do it to the. Well, first they did to the hillbillies and they did the blacks. And now they're going to do it to all you where they're doing it. So they stripped everything they had, you know, the nuclear family. They've already broken you down with that, right? Because you used to have your generations of family, right? They don't want nobody building dynasties like that. You just get mom and dad and the two kids and then we're going to pretend that's conservatism. Right? That was it. I mean, and then the stupid liberals will attack that thing that was already an atomization of your family. And all this stuff is being done because the real important families want to make sure they're in control. That's all there is. Run by families that are real. More important than you. I mean, I don't know you that well, but I'm assuming more important than yours and mine. And that's it. And you just had the NSA guy on talking about it who. What do you call them? The something users.

[Duncan Trussell]

Super users?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, yeah, the 10 super users. What is that a revelation?

[Duncan Trussell]

Probably.

[Kurt Metzger]

That sounds like the ten kings and the ten horns and all that shit.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, yeah, that was probably.

[Kurt Metzger]

What are they though? What's a super user?

[Duncan Trussell]

The super user is the people. There's 10 people that have like the full. You know how like everyone says all the UFO back engineer secret black budget stuff is like very siloed or stovepiped. They're saying there's 10 people that know everything that have the full picture.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wow. Fuck them. I would like to say first of all, go fuck yourselves, whoever you are. And how dare you. And so that guy sat here and told you that America.

[Duncan Trussell]

And he goes to church with one of the super users.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, of course. That makes sense. That's why they have it. So that's how you know America's fake. Right there. What the guy just told you, did you. Do we have a super user vote? Does anybody remember that? Oh, I don't. Right. There's just 10 who points the super users.

[Duncan Trussell]

Again, how are we gonna vote on something we don't even know fucking exists. Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Democracy's fake. So I like, for example, the guy. I was going to have him on my show, but now I think he's some fucking paid Israel Shill.

[Duncan Trussell]

Who?

[Kurt Metzger]

Spencer Pratt. So he filmed those people setting fires, which of course 100% he was right about. Some people were setting. Not only were they already the state itself wanted to set fires. Not only that, to clear out because they don't want people. And a lot of rich people thought they maybe weren't part of the burn your shit down people. They are. And they found out that they're not part of the upper upper class like they might have thought. Unfortunately, then that kicks off a firestorm, if you will, of people burning their shit down. Because if the fire's coming, you know, might as well get insurance and this and that. Or there's all kinds of reasons. People start jumping in when there's a big arson thing going on. But I think that's 100% state run. And you watch a jerk off Gavin McGinnis afterwards, where he goes, we got all this investment, he's doing this with his shoulders.

[Duncan Trussell]

Gavin McGinnis or Gavin Newsom?

[Kurt Metzger]

Newsom. Wow, my inaccuracies are really piling up, aren't they? Not McGinnis. He didn't say that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Imagine Gavin McGinnis being the governor of California.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, I am, I am with the McGinnis for a governor. Anyway, Spencer, he. It's like he's back. This is what always happens. Somebody's like kind of well known, semi celebrity, right? And they go, hey, this is wrong. Maybe they're right about it too.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which I think he was right. And. But you're not running for shit unless billionaires back you. Unless the billionaire mafias that run in California want you in there. You're not. Exactly.

[Duncan Trussell]

Exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

And they happen to be Zionist billionaires, so that's why he's. So now we're gonna see this fucking thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

So you think Spencer Pratt's backed by the Zionist billionaires?

[Kurt Metzger]

Of course. Well, first of all, that's most of everything. I mean, that's most of all the political candidates. They just ran Massie out. They just ran Massie out.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah, I noticed.

[Kurt Metzger]

And then that fucking shaved monkey Dan Bonjino goes, oh, I warned them. He has to get on to like crow about it.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm like, did you see the ads for the dude who was running against him?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh my God, can I see some. Play the ad? Do I need help? Do I headphones or can we zoom

[Duncan Trussell]

yeah, we need headphones. Play the a. The Ed Gal Rain political ads in Kentucky. The commercials for him. The dude does not say a word in the ads.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, he's a real. Kamala.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's Trump the whole time talking. Tim Dylan did a great bit about this on his recent show. Yeah, Play the top one.

[Kurt Metzger]

All right, Here we go. Watch this dude.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is a real hero.

[Kurt Metzger]

Ed G. A farmer. He's a tremendous war hero. War hero.

[Duncan Trussell]

And he's a great patriot. I can tell you.

[Kurt Metzger]

He's strong as hell. He shook my hand. My hand is still recovering. I'm telling you, that is the greatest candidate.

[Duncan Trussell]

This guy is unbelievable. He is central casting. Central cast.

[Kurt Metzger]

Just elect him. Ed G. A complete sketch, total endorsement.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm Ed Galron and I approve this message. Central casting.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait, what?

[Duncan Trussell]

Strong handshake.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait.

[Duncan Trussell]

Patriot.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's amazing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Central casting. Strong handshake. Patriot War hero.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Just.

[Kurt Metzger]

That was like a comedy. Why would you say central casting? Exactly, Dude, I.

[Duncan Trussell]

Central casting means, like. What does central casting mean to you? When somebody says, like, that guy's central casting?

[Kurt Metzger]

That means all Ronald Reaganother Reagan.

[Duncan Trussell]

It means, like, you embody everything about the title of what you are. Right. Like, if you see like a meth head on the side of the street,

[Kurt Metzger]

you superficially, you know, but in the end, you will be an actor. That's why you cast an actor. You don't cast a serious leader of anything.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right, right, exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's like when you see the looks. Mac playing a role and.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, like the looks. Maxing stuff.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Who's that? Johnny Looks Maxer. You know, we had a word for that called gay back in the day, but I guess, you know, these kids don't have no gaydar installed. It's like a disk drive in a MacBook. You don't need one, you don't need gator. Nothing is anything.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

But this is why I point out to Clav, that beautiful boy who'd be my woman in prison. You work out, Clive, you'd be my woman. Guys that look like him ain't in charge of jack fucking shit ever. Guys that look like him are not in charge of things. Guys look like Harvey Weinstein are who are in charge of things. You understand? Not. Not Clav. Not look smackers. They're not in charge. And if there is one with any kind of power, then he's gay. He don't go near ever.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, the Templar way, The Teal Templar method.

[Duncan Trussell]

Kissing each other's taints. And the head of Baffamet.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, they Did a lot more than that. Yeah, I told you they're. Oh, fights. Oh, fights, dude. One of the grossest things there is and everybody tells you it's not great. Well, I mean look, if I gotta drink a bullet in your church, I already feel like your church is not good.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Be like, dude, you got to drink this bowl of juice for pal, you know. I'm not a pal.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's what the. Oh, fights do they drink bowls of.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, that's what the old fight, you know, does. Yeah, the, the Ed Gallery because life force and. But, but you know, by the way, that grossness is. I mean I said it on the last Mystery Boys, which is number one trending podcast on Spotify. Not a big deal.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, shout out to Mystery Boys. Great podcast. Yeah, I never got the mojito recipe.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh yeah, I just said you just get drink some straight rum and rum and just like a chick or something. I think there's a really simple rec.

[Duncan Trussell]

Be blue balls us with the mojito recipe.

[Kurt Metzger]

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[Duncan Trussell]

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[Kurt Metzger]

It's parasites is the what I think is going to turn out to be with the non human intelligence because your DNA.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh yeah, I heard you guys talking about that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, your DNA. I mean it's not scientific. I don't think what I'm saying.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean I don't have any science about toxoplasmosis. Right. Basically.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well that's one thing Templars were doing supposedly is like I don't know exactly how they got those precious weird parasite eggs in their brain to make them fearless. Did they just huff the cat's asshole? I just say that I don't know the method.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, I thought you saw.

[Kurt Metzger]

So I've never been as the great. I haven't been. But that Temple of Solomon Wherever their base was, they found something under there. So I don't know that it was a temple to Yahoo under there. Solomon, remember, ended up a bad guy. He wasn't a good guy. So when people do Solomonic magic, as if that's like you're on the side of good or, you know, people talk like that. That's when Solomon was doing human sacrifice and shit with his scumbag wives that were also filthy pagans. Did you read the story? So there's always people that really have the Temple of Solomon. And then the story, if you're an occultist, is that he got demons to do it for him. Were those just non Jews, by the way? Did you just get some slaves? And that's what he was like. I don't know. Maybe. I think it's a mind control thing at the end of the day, because mind controls the number one thing. They all want all these. They want perfect. Gore Vidal said it. The goal of every society is total control.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

And that's the goal. Total.

[Duncan Trussell]

So I told you I started reading the Bible recently. And I started. I started with the Holy Bible. Yeah. I started with the end. I'm reading the end first, reading it backwards, and it seems like the whole part of. The part that I'm reading now, I think it's Revelation.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, the end is the beginning is the end in the Bible, though.

[Duncan Trussell]

Exactly. And it feels like it's all about control. It feels like the whole thing's a control. It's a. It's a.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, they mentioned the 10 super users that will arise.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, exactly. And. And like the ghost, the.

[Kurt Metzger]

The.

[Duncan Trussell]

The ghost spirit shows up and tells them they have to go do this and kill that or else he's going to them in the ass if they don't.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't remember that. What scripture is that?

[Duncan Trussell]

I think it's one of the first five revelations. And he's basically saying, like, you got to do this or you're going to. You and your children are all going to be killed. And we' bless your church. The Church of Smyrna or Pergamum or whatever. There's like seven churches, you know, and he's basically saying, like, you got to follow our rules for us to make your churches, you know, one of the seven churches. It seems like it's a control system that's being set up.

[Kurt Metzger]

Did you say one of the seven churches? Oh, right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Seven something. Was it churches or was it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, you know, the seven mountains mandate, right? Yeah. From the na. I wish I could tell you Guys channel. There's a bald guy with glasses. It used to be in the N movement. That's the new apostolic revelation.

[Duncan Trussell]

Bald guy with glasses.

[Kurt Metzger]

So Trump is surrounded by these fucking freaks talking about.

[Duncan Trussell]

You're talking about the, the. The Snowden Files guy. James Clapper.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, no, no. General Flynn, that hero. Was that okay at a Reawaken America event like where Cash Patel met his. His Israeli beard? Let's see. Well, I may be putting in bald was wrong. I bet you put in nar. Nar.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Bronham.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh my God. Steve actually typed in bald guy with glasses.

[Kurt Metzger]

YouTube channel name.

[Duncan Trussell]

His name is I typed in NAR, but that seemed to.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. It's the IHOP. It's called the International House of Prayer. It's out of Kansas City.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Fuck. Just. I mean, I wouldn't. I would go with Xnar podcast and all, caps and ar. He'll go through the whole history of it. Because most of Americans, especially Pentecostalism, you know, these things start out as like almost carnival shows. And people are doing snake handling, non stop handling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what happened was a bunch of these hucksters were being bit too much and they're like, you know, I. There's got to be a better trick we could do because I'm getting bit by goddamn snakes. I'm paraphrasing how this guy described. I'm just imagining myself what they were going through. But they started doing all the kind they had a kid that would levitate back in the day in like the 30s, you know, like, just like Criss Angel. Right, but except it's a revival tent. Right, because we need new at the same time as like pro wrestling. And, you know, there's all carnival shit. And then this guy, William Branham, who's a absolute piece of. Gets like anointed by another piece of shit in Canada. But I'm really quoting this very poorly, but I'm just giving you the real gist of it. And then he gets brought down basically the age of like faith healer. It comes from like Canada. And then the Kardashian family here was a big part of it. They brought some guy named Avoc Haobian who looked like Jesus. There's another guy they were praying around who looked like Jesus, who was in some movie and I'd see him on Tucker Carlson and other people's shows, and he had like kind of long hair and he was. He wasn't James Caviezel, but another guy playing Jesus in a thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

He was on Tucker Carlson show, a

[Kurt Metzger]

bunch of people shows. And unless you're like somebody who watches like I guess, Christian movies or whatever the. Right, but it was very similar to that. And they brought this AVOC hagobi, they brought Palm Springs. So basically all these people, poor people, show up in Palm Springs thinking they were gonna faith healed. And the rich people, Palm spirits are like, yo, we gotta do something about this right now. There's too many like regulars here. It's a fascinating story by the Kardashian family, not Kris Jenner, but they're right. The very, I guess, powerful Armenian family. I had no idea they were largely responsible funding wise for since 1947, us having the type of evangelicals that we have really say in a billion zillion years. I would have never guessed that that would be a connection, but that's fucking crazy.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so what were you saying about the parasites?

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so on the last mystery boys, we were told. And it's almost incoherent the way I tell these stories. So I apologize, but sorry, I'm going to try to. I'm lousy with parasites anyway.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm gonna try to slow you down.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's to like stimulate evolution, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

Stimulate evolution, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

We always hear about our virus. That could do. You know, a lot of junk DNA is, is from leftover and it's just a name, junk DNA. There's a reason I doubt it's in there because you shouldn't have it in there.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, we discovered that it wasn't just junk. We discovered there's actually a purpose for it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Recently.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And a lot of it's a record of beating viruses. You know, like you had to change your, your, your DNA change to deal with viruses. So the plagues in Europe, a bunch of the people that lived weren't going to be killed by the plague. Right, Right. But they'd be. Then you get autoimmune diseases because their immune systems are too good. There's always like a big virus that goes through and, and then the people, whoever's left. Oh, how about COVID where we all took a. They say it's a vaccine, but I still got Covid, so I don't know how it could be. I got Covid right after I took my second shot. Right. That's when I got Covid. I mean, I guess my score is better overall. Two to one if I win. But to this day, if I talk to some imbecile friend of mine who, who thinks that it was crazy and I don't know why anyone's over this still. They mandated you have to take an experimental fucking bioweapon. By the way, I know it's not a fucking vaccine because when I got my polio vaccine, I didn't get polio. You see how vaccine works? So this is all semantics, right? And because everyone's such a. An obedient cow and a not rock the boat fat fuck in their head. Just. You're not the expert in your experts. Right? So go get. If you still trust experts, go let them let. Because they're going to. They're going to harvest every part of you. You stupid.

[Duncan Trussell]

We need to get you. I need to get you to debate Professor Dave.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like, where the did Professor Dave come from and why the is he like what a worthless he is? Holy

[Duncan Trussell]

bro. He's defending the institutions. Okay, yeah, there you go against our toxic podcasters.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I'm toxic because I got two of the vaccines, Dave, you. Yeah, now I probably am. Thank God. Nicotine can break down the nano machines.

[Duncan Trussell]

Somebody. Look, the fucking pharmaceutical companies need somebody to protect them. They need an attack dog, okay. To defend again, defend against these toxic uninformed podcasts.

[Kurt Metzger]

His expertise is what some with pharmaceuticals? Is it all.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's a chemist. I think he's like a high school chemist teacher.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why is he blathering about all the other things that aren't in his. Not in his. What do you call it? Expertise.

[Duncan Trussell]

He teaches himself about all that stuff. Like he's self taught, I guess. And then he.

[Kurt Metzger]

I thought that's not allowed.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's a good point.

[Kurt Metzger]

I thought I shouldn't be doing that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, he talks to people like Flint Dibble who educate him on the reality of stuff. So. Right. He goes to his reality.

[Kurt Metzger]

Archaeology for all of Flint. Okay. Archaeology. The science itself was.

[Duncan Trussell]

Dimble actually is an expert on vaccinology too. Just so you know.

[Kurt Metzger]

And we all have to. Don't do your own research. That's all I know. I just remember the instructions. Nothing suspicious about being told not to do my own research. What? And I certainly have gotten over it. And I'm not harboring a deep grudge against any motherfucker that said that. Of course I'm not.

[Duncan Trussell]

Just trust the science, Kurt. Don't do your. Don't.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, I believe that's not what science is supposed to be. I thought you don't believe it in science, you know or you don't know. It's a system for testing what you can know for sure is what I thought it was. But no, it's a system of authority and Obedience. By the way, the only reason we have a dippy word like pseudoscience. Do you mean fake science? That's what that means, right? Why are you calling it pseudoscience? Because the Carnegie Rockefeller foundation decided that was going to be the term that we use. It's from some, I don't know, some guy in the 1700s insulting someone else. I forget. Who cares what. Anyway and. But I understand the guy at the time writing it was trying to be overly flowery in his language and sound, you know, like it makes sense in. In the terms of this guy's insult he was doing. But anyway, we have that because it's a marketed term to us. Pseudoscience. Pseudoscience, like gender affirming care, which is really gender deforming care. You know, in the real world, that's disfiguring you for life. But the marketing term is gender affirming care.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

We affirm your thing, you think in your head.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And insurance will pay for all of it. People need real things that are life saving. Will will pay $40,000. Co pays. But if you want to sterilize your child for life, you and I know for a fact, dude people that we'll

[Duncan Trussell]

give you a voucher, baby. Yo, you need brain surgery off, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

This is one of the creepiest things I've ever heard in my life is because Tim Butterly, good comic, I did his podcast. And so, you know, because. And we had all this. How old are you?

[Duncan Trussell]

38.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so I'm 40. Well, I'm 40, I guess. 10 years old. But I remember this. We had like gender bender everything when I was young. It's just. You had to play guitar. Yeah. Like maybe Molly Crew. Right. Video where they go to a strip club. And you're like, which ones are the chicks? They look like chicks watching chicks.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Because they wore all the tight jeans, had their nails painted. They had long hair. Hair, they wore lipstick.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. It's like looking like you're gating a. You're looking like a girl. It's like a wolf in sheep's clothing trick.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, right.

[Kurt Metzger]

But what all they did was take the talent out of it. Now you just could do that, you

[Duncan Trussell]

know, you don't have to have any musical tally.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. You would form a band. But now I'm like, I don't want to be in a band. I just want to dress like a different gender and say I am.

[Duncan Trussell]

And.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you have to believe it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

So it's not like just, hey, be nice to someone. Which I was already going to do right. Believe in your heart like it's Jesus that I am. What the thing I believe about my. Because if you don't believe it, then I don't believe it. And then I'll have to end my own life. Wouldn't that be tragic? I don't even. Dude, if I think I'm a woman and I'm not gonna put any work in, I'm just gonna believe it. And it don't matter how you feel.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Just like how a woman would be.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because. Yeah. Like the idea that it depends on somebody else believing it. That's where you lose me. You're not entitled to my belief in anything. Motherfuckers. Nobody's entitled for me to believe fucking shit. Especially not an institution. Especially not Flint Dibbles. Dad. You rosacea fucking inbred fuck. Fuck you. Archaeology is a science. Okay? I'm gonna throw this very provocative statement into the field of archaeology. Out there, it's just a cover for oligarchs to keep stealing other people's shit. And they realized it was hard to get away with, so they invented archeology to make it respectable. So you know in Indiana Jones where he goes, it belongs in a museum. No, Indy, it belongs to the people that it was stolen from. You absolute fucking.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is this a fact? Archaeology was invented to protect people that were looting.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm summing it up in a very glib way. Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

Mine is sore, Steve.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dr. Heather Lynn will tell you about it. You haven't heard?

[Duncan Trussell]

She's great.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

I've been reading her shit. I've been reading. I just read.

[Kurt Metzger]

Fantastic. Dr. Heather Lynn.

[Duncan Trussell]

She's amazing. I just read her substack article on egregores and basically how the modern day corporation is. Is it an ancient egregore?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. There's a sigil. First of all, the sigil part's a big deal. Dude, that sigil, that's what we have in branding is. You know, it's called branding.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Take class logos. Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Take classes in sigil magic.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So. So that's the thing. All these names for things have been like, D magic up. But they're all magic things. All of them. Then you got Disney and Goofy. All the stuff you see as a kid. Right, right. If you think about all the things you ever liked. I don't know, what were you into when you were young? What was like the big.

[Duncan Trussell]

Remember, I wasn't really into like any kind of big. I was into like, just skateboarding and surfing and.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, wow. You're way Cooler than me. I have no coordination as far as

[Duncan Trussell]

like, I don't know. I don't. I didn't really have. I didn't have much. I didn't have many much branding in my life when I was young.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, like, I don't know, when I was a kid. Fucking Disney, everybody had. Yeah. I wasn't like. I never care about. I liked like Looney Tunes better because it was funny.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

But like Star wars is a big deal when I was a kid.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

So I learned way later that Project Bluebeam consulted with Joseph Campbell, that fuck and George Lucas is doing. I think they're all in on this shit.

[Duncan Trussell]

What do you got against Joseph Campbell?

[Kurt Metzger]

Anybody that helped the government come up with a new civil religion, which is what they've been trying to do for the last ever since the Lucius Trust Trust was established in the UN. So this is pre World War I. So all those occultist fucks like your Arthur Conan Doyle or H.G. wells. Whoa, H.G. wells. What a piece of shit he is. Have you ever seen Things to Come? Yeah, that Fuck. All of those are Illuminati motherfuckers. Well, Illuminati's for America. I guess. It's not really British are going to be that. But all those. All those people, these are the technocrats that all want to find a one world religion and one world.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what alchemy is about.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

America is an alchemy thing. Okay? And it's alchemy. Atlantis, where we live. That's why it was set up in the first place. It was always. That's why they keep calling it the American experiment. Do you ever wonder why they keep saying that? The American Experiment. Who's that from? The CIA that goes. They taught me to lie, cheat and. Pompeo.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

I was taught to lie, cheat and steal for the glory of the American experiment. And you're like, what are we not a real country? Why, what do you say? I thought we were settled. The science that we.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. That's a weird way to put it. Experiment.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because it always was an experiment. Because guess what? There's 10. What do you call them? Not primary users.

[Duncan Trussell]

Super super users.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, the super users are in charge is what you're telling me. That's what you're telling me, dude from the nsa, that there is no America. Does everybody getting this like that's.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's basically what it means, that. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So like. So why would I trust the institution? Professor fucking Dave, you toucan. Why the fuck would I fucking Trust the institution. You fuck with hair. Fuck his hair, I say. It just sounds like bitter grapes about my hair a little bit, doesn't it? So that's not a fair toucan. That's not a fair attack, Professor Dave.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's fair.

[Kurt Metzger]

I gotta take an experimental vaccine for the glory of the institutions. If you're an institutionalist, I view you as a punk. If you're an order follower, I don't admire you or thank you for your service. I'd like to point out everybody that went and fought for my freedom over these many wars that we lost. I have less freedom now. Great job.

[Duncan Trussell]

We need more lockdowns.

[Kurt Metzger]

Every dude, every time. You got an ex spec op guy. Do you ever ask them this? How come when you fight for my freedom, I have less freedom? Does anybody ask that? Right. Morons were tying yellow ribbons around the old oak tree right when the fake Iraq war. What the fuck is everyone talking about? Well, I really.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, we definitely have a little heated

[Kurt Metzger]

up early on this one.

[Duncan Trussell]

We're only 30 minutes in, we're on fire.

[Kurt Metzger]

Professor Dave. I just think of his dumb face like, dude, I. I mean, I couldn't have less respect for Professor Dave. It must have been brutal to sit here and talk to him.

[Duncan Trussell]

It was. It was something. But we need, like Professor Dave says, we need more lockdowns. We need every time we have cold. We need a lot.

[Kurt Metzger]

Say that. Did he?

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't think he said that, but I'm sure. I'm sure he would agree with it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, here, dude, let me show you this. Just. Just today. This is gonna be. This is gonna be. This will really make your day if you go on. Okay. It's spelled funny. I'll just send it to you this way. So. Are you aware of this thing called. It's something. Fig Tree Industries that pays influencers for Israel.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think you told me about this last time I had.

[Kurt Metzger]

I only heard about it just today.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Let's see.

[Duncan Trussell]

The.

[Kurt Metzger]

Nick Shirley, of course. Nick Shirley, the fake Mormon shill.

[Duncan Trussell]

Nick Shirley, the one that's exposing all the corruption and the country.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, he's exposed. Oh my God. Daycare fraud. Buy some Molly's. Thanks. Nick Shirley. Did you see? Oh, that matters to me. Did you see on any level. Did you see his.

[Duncan Trussell]

From Cuba? He was in the Cuban hotel. Then he was.

[Kurt Metzger]

Who? Wait, who was Nick Shirley? Why?

[Duncan Trussell]

He went to Cuba and then he was getting hunted down by the Cuban intelligence and they got him in his.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, because a Mormon fake journalist who's probably an Intel Asian is there. Do you think he's a real journalist? He's not. He's a Mormon. What I call a Mormon front virgin. Catch my drift?

[Duncan Trussell]

He's only had how many meetings with Trump? He's a real journalist dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so he's exposing. Oh, Alex Jones tweeted about it today actually. Because now you know Trump hates all the. You know how Trump hates all the people that got him in that weren't fucking complete programmed Israel shills. You know how after Trump with his fake fucking ear shooting. No, the shootings really killed the civilian who supported Trump to do that little kosher ceremony for you.

[Duncan Trussell]

But that's from Corey Campatori or whatever comparator.

[Kurt Metzger]

How fucked up is that? There's how these people are. They don't give a fuck about you.

[Duncan Trussell]

You really think that was fake?

[Kurt Metzger]

I think it was a ceremony to. From Exodus. Now you asked Dr. Other Lynn about it. She doesn't say it's definitive, but I. I'm gonna go ahead and say it is because here's why. Why would he shut down the investigation on that Crooks kid? Why would. Thomas Crook's parents were behavioral modification therapists. So when you hear that term find.

[Duncan Trussell]

Look at that. Look that up. Thomas Crook's parents behavior. Stephen looks overwhelmed already.

[Kurt Metzger]

Try to find anything on his face.

[Duncan Trussell]

Looks like he's about to have a panic attack. Look at him.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so due dissidents. Who do I send this to so you can look at it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Thomas Crook's parents.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Behavioral modification. What? Therapists.

[Kurt Metzger]

So my boy is from due dissonance. Keaton and Russell, both of whom are Jewish. I would like to point out or do great work. They were. I just saw this where I woke up today. It's Gabrielle Cucia tweeted this. Let's see, there's a company called vine, vine and Fig Tree. It's a pro. Yeah, pro Israel organization with ties to the administration and what they do. So basically X is a thing to collect all your bad feelings?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes. Candace did a long post about this on X the other day.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you knew people were being paid off because. It doesn't make any sense. The shit they talk about. You know, I don't know who pays Tim Pool to be an absolute, but I think he's paid 100%. I don't believe any of his. I've never seen such insincerity and shit other than Jeremy from the quartering guy. But that's me doing a favor bringing his name up because he's. He's finished. The guy Is doing. In fact, I would say it's a hermetic microcosm of America and Iran and Israel. How Jeremy from the quarter inch channel goes. Because it's false flags everywhere. A bunch of lie. A bunch of.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm not familiar with his channel.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know I'm doing a favor that brought it up to you, but if we could edit it out. No. Also feel free editing it out too, because I.

[Duncan Trussell]

None of this is getting edited out.

[Kurt Metzger]

All right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, especially none of the Professor Dave stuff.

[Kurt Metzger]

Great. Yeah, great channel. Kino casino that I like, where they. They just talk about, I don't know, Keno's casino. Just watch it. But anyway. But they got this. So I would get spammed with this quartering all the time, right? And his takes are. Not only are they fucking terrible, right? Where you're like, why are you even doing political takes? But you can see he doesn't mean any of them. So.

[Duncan Trussell]

So what does this guy do? He just like. He does one of those, like, talk to camera like, he might as well

[Kurt Metzger]

be an Indian who works in a fucking slop factory making, like, Trump slop in India or Malaysia. You know, there's a bunch of these people all over the place. They're all phonies. Like, you know, these neat people come out of nowhere. Who the is this person? Like, who. Where did you come from?

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

And all of a sudden I'm supposed to like, reckon with them. A lot of it's astroturfed. I mean, we already knew about that. But now what's happening is you got a bunch of IDF who are using. So when they change the definition of anti. Semitism and what is it? The IH something.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And that's not a legal definition. But here's what happens then. Scum.

[Duncan Trussell]

Ihra. I think.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes. Scumbag organizations like the adl, which, by the way, was a spy organization. Treasonous. Absolutely treasonous. That guy from the adl. The adl, what these organizations do is all they. They have like, for some reason, some kind of credibility in the corporate world. Damned if I know why. Just like the Southern Poverty Law center just now, when I go in Grok just now, it won't bring up, you know, all the SPLC says, but it'll still bring up the adl. Now we already know Southern Poverty Law center, that. That was fake scumbaggery the whole time, and they were paying the Charlottesville Nazis to exist. Remember that? That we know that now that has come out.

[Duncan Trussell]

Gavin McGinnis actually said that he has somebody that came and met with his proud boy, met with some of the proud boys up in New York or whatever and was trying really hard to convince them to go down to Charlotte before that that thing happened. And they were like, no, fuck you. Why are we going to go down?

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm going to at some point talk to that Enrique Torres guy. I texted with him briefly because somebody hooked it up for me because I'm trying to understand how Gavin's thing that was a joke, suddenly became a domestic terrorist organization. And then the. What's the guy, Dominican or something? Or Puerto Rican. So it's a Dominican run or Puerto Rican run white supremacy organization.

[Duncan Trussell]

There's even gay dudes that are a part of it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, who'd have thunk it? Yeah. Oh, you don't say.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's got blacks, gays.

[Kurt Metzger]

Christopher Cantwell, the crying Nazi. You know what he does now? He makes gay where he pretends to either be a Nazi or Jewish or the other guy does. Oh, and they do a little role play. Are you kidding me? Not at all. Why are all the races. Do you remember Richard Spencer? Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know about him, but I've heard.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I would watch him. I mean, just look at footage of him talking like, oh, this guy's gay. I mean, I understand how people don't spot a homosexual in the age of openness, which I was always for because I can't stand closet ruining the world.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, like I don't care if you're gay.

[Duncan Trussell]

Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, certain people.

[Duncan Trussell]

Some people like very. It's. Yeah, people make it worse when you try to make it everything.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like people. Most people aren't homophobic. They're just homo bored. They're just bored of it.

[Kurt Metzger]

They don't give a. Yeah, well, also the. You know, again, these are all marketing terms. Even gay in the classic Greek sense of the term. Right. They didn't have no gay.

[Duncan Trussell]

There was no gay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right. That.

[Duncan Trussell]

So you see men and they. Women, they everything.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And then kids, unfortunately, if you say you're a pansexual, that pan was a race. I hope everybody knows that that's a really gross thing to call yourself a pansexual. Pan is a. So that's not good. If you say that the God pan. Yeah. Straight up is a rap. Is that cool? I don't know why that would be cool. He's just really earthy, you know, all these gross words. But that's what I'm talking about with this occult that's everywhere and it's not like Bibbidi bobbidi boop. I mean, in front of your face. That's normal to you. Yeah, but it's deeply part of magic things. And a lot of things are set up so that a person looking at it, someone who's initiated, could see one thing and someone who's not gonna see another. The thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So I can always compare it to in this when the Simpsons was funny. Still, I might be good again now. I haven't watched in a while, but

[Duncan Trussell]

South Park's really funny now.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I have to. Where do I watch it?

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know. I just see it on Instagram. I see clips on Instagram.

[Kurt Metzger]

Great. I would love to watch it. But they did this weird deal where I gotta order two digital channels to see whatever the. Really? I'm not getting Paramount Plus. I'm not getting it. Paramount Plus.

[Duncan Trussell]

She's on Paramount plus now, I think.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right. Well, I guess I'll never see it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Why? What? Why? It's cheap. It's not much. It's like.

[Kurt Metzger]

How much is it?

[Duncan Trussell]

Probably like 12 bucks a month, I think.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, that's not bad. You know what?

[Duncan Trussell]

I'll check it out and you get it right through Amazon. It's not as complicated as like it used to be.

[Kurt Metzger]

All right, well, I've turned around on it and I think you at home should give a chance to Paramount plus

[Duncan Trussell]

Shout out to Paramount plus give it a shot. Oh, that UFC White House thing is this weekend, I think, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

What is that?

[Duncan Trussell]

That's going to be on Paramount plus where they do. They're doing the UFC at the White House.

[Kurt Metzger]

It'd be a Jew versus an Arab.

[Duncan Trussell]

Netanyahu's going to be there.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, good. Oh, that's awesome.

[Duncan Trussell]

So Netanyahu is coming to town and it's the NBA Finals are happening right now and it's going to be. Well, it's two weeks from now, actually, is when the ufc. The UFC is going to happen at the White House. I think it's the 14th of June, and I saw all these reports that Netanyahu's flying to town and he's going to be with Trump at the UFC event at the White House and is going to be courtside at the NBA Finals.

[Kurt Metzger]

It just goes to show we need a new ball.

[Duncan Trussell]

Ballroom bail room.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I don't think that. I don't think the etymology works out on that. I don't think it does. But it is laid out like Solomon's temple, which as nasic Neil told me. Oh, by the way. So Dr. Heather Lynn. Huh? Do you already. Did you talk to Matt Ehrett yet?

[Duncan Trussell]

He's coming Thursday.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, my God. Matt. Aaron's great. So I just made a group deck. Now this is just a group text I made just because I was trying to compare notes. So it was nasic. Neil, Matt Ehrett and Heather Lynn. Okay. And I said, it's my think tank called Turning Point Sam Tripoli. And you told me that. Yeah, Sam was not. Sam has since been in the group text, but he was not in it at first. And he was like, why can't be it. I was. My name Turning Point, Sam Tripoli, which is a fair point and he's entitled to a review. And I told him, don't worry, we're going to get you that report. And then if anything happens to you, I will continue with the group. Don't worry about that. If anything should happen to Sam Tripoli, Turning Point Sam Tripoli will keep going on his legacy. Anyway, he's the one that told me about there's three temples. So there's the main temple, you know, with a wailing wall or whatever. Yeah, they go fucking hump. The one every American leader has to go hump for some reason.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

There was one in Alexandria. So that's why the White House would have a Solomon temple laid out. You know, the blueprints. You know, the story of the. The ballroom. They brought in some Israeli architect to make it.

[Duncan Trussell]

I didn't know that.

[Kurt Metzger]

And the layout.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah. His name was Shalom, wasn't it? His actual name was Shalom.

[Kurt Metzger]

It was a real mitzvah to get Shalom on this one. And they laid it out like the Temple of Solomon. So that was as I understand it currently, but I could be wrong. It's going to be the base for like Stargate, which. Not a space thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

How do we know what the Temple of Solomon looked like? Weren't we just talking about some.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, there's no evidence for the Temple of Solomon ever existing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, there's. That design has been in. Is in everything, in fact, that the. The design of the Temple of Solomon is so ubiquitous and, you know, all those orders are into it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Find this Steve. Where do the. Find the Temple of Solomon? How do we know what the Temple of Solomon looks like?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, the blueprints of it for some reason are known because it's in a lot of stuff now.

[Duncan Trussell]

But why, though, did somebody just invent it?

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know. The main thing is to remember is Solomon ended up as a piece of Solomon. Wasn't a good Guy. Oh, wait, do you want to play my video?

[Duncan Trussell]

Was Solomon ever real? Is there any historical evidence of him being a real thing?

[Kurt Metzger]

Say that seal of Solomon, that's on the Israeli flag. That was not the Magida. You're the magi. David, which is David. Put this on his shield. That's on the Torah. Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

King Solomon's temple. Okay, this is. This is an infographic from the Armstrong Institute. A lot of them look exactly like this if you just Google Steve. Yeah. Okay. According to biblical texts, the original blueprints were not drawn on paper. Instead, King David received the architectural plan directly from a divine revelation. So that's where we got it. Inspired by the Holy Spirit and passed them.

[Kurt Metzger]

We got the space program. We got the space program. Don't ever forget. Especially when you have Professor Dave or some other like, compartmentalized. Focusing on their own lane.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Why is half of rocketry half of rocket science? One half is all the equations and physics and all that, and the other half is a bunch of people jerk, circle jerking in the desert and looking at each other's eyes onto the moon.

[Duncan Trussell]

Isn't that crazy?

[Kurt Metzger]

So don't ever forget that when you run your. Your dumb mouth about your son. The only reason we have these things. I was trying to explain this to Eric Weinstein the other. Oh, did I tell you? Me and Duncan went to go see Eric Weinstein.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, you didn't tell me.

[Kurt Metzger]

Do you want.

[Duncan Trussell]

What, did you have dinner with him or something?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I had dinner with Jeremy Corbell, but that's separate from the Weinstein.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, where'd you meet Weinstein?

[Kurt Metzger]

At the University of Texas when he was doing a one of his lectures. And by the way.

[Duncan Trussell]

So, okay, so just to finish that point, all of these blueprints came from a divine inspiration.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. Does that dismiss it automatically to somebody?

[Duncan Trussell]

No, I mean, you can believe whatever you want, but there's no evidence of this for this.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay? Anything that you do creative, you channeled anyway. Just.

[Duncan Trussell]

I agree with you.

[Kurt Metzger]

What do you think channeling is? It doesn't mean you have to do gay.

[Duncan Trussell]

It doesn't mean it has to be like materials. Right? I'm not racist. Against. Against, you know, the spirit world.

[Kurt Metzger]

Danny, how can I give him this beautiful thing I made to play real quick?

[Duncan Trussell]

You got my numbers? Text.

[Kurt Metzger]

Text it. Oh, I probably didn't save it. That's my problem.

[Duncan Trussell]

Here, I'll give it to you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, just text it to me. I'll send it.

[Kurt Metzger]

I sent it to you. Okay, so here's a very special by

[Duncan Trussell]

the way, wait, tell me about Eric Weinstein. Well, how was. How did that go? Are you usually. I should get him on Mystery Boys.

[Kurt Metzger]

I would love to get. Well, I'm trying to write him into my pilot that emergent orders making called the Cutout. I want to have him do, like a cameo on it, but he. So. Oh, dude, it's hilarious. A lot of people that have very, like, domineering personality where I've heard they get, like, really, like, reticent with me to get like, a little bit because I'm like, first thing I asked him, and between him and Duncan sitting out there, I don't think he cares that I said this. And I think he has different opinions than Brett. I get that opinion on this. But I go, how come Iran can't have nukes? Do you know why

[Duncan Trussell]

you asked him, Eric?

[Kurt Metzger]

Why can't they have nukes?

[Duncan Trussell]

What are you saying?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, because it's a theocracy. I go, I don't think he's expecting to be after doing a talk on whatever, you know, gauge theory that I'm going to bring this up, but I am. Yo, you're talking about a theory of everything while we talk about everything. That's my motto. That's what I said to him. Let's talk about everything if we're doing a theory of everything. Okay? I go. And I go, well, isn't Israel a theocracy? I go, they don't even have a constitution.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Even a stinking Arab's got a constitution institution. Why don't they have that? And, well, it's complicated. So I. I already know when someone's unaccustomed to dealing with me or it's not really about me, but just questions I'm definitely going to ask you. Right? Right. He's like, well, it's calming. He's like, it's more of an ethnocracy. I'm like, well, that's not good. You know, Israel has nukes. If Iran had nukes, and that means they can't attack each other, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

Mutual assured destruction.

[Kurt Metzger]

But here's why they can't have nukes, because that's the problem is the mutually assured destruction, ok? Israel wants to be able to do whatever the fuck they want like they do. You know how they just assassinate whoever they feel like whenever they want and then brag about it. And you're supposed to not only not say, that seemed like a violation of some kind of law, but you're supposed to laugh along with Michael Rappaport about it. Right. And Dave Portnoy and Dave Portnoy, the pizza taste tester.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, God.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's how I got hung out with Jelly Roll. And we got high and ate pizza. Now hear me out. Oh, wow. What a nice guy he is.

[Duncan Trussell]

That didn't play out well, did it? Oh, God. Dave Portnoy being a pizza tester.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know nobody's brought it up that he tours the country trying new types of pizza. It's also weird when he's screaming, did

[Duncan Trussell]

he ever go to Comet Pizza, find out if Dave Portnoy ever reviewed Comet Pizza?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah, I love that people act like Pizzagate was debunked and. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't.

[Duncan Trussell]

Ben Swan said they have a fucking basement. They do have a basement.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, just like the McMartin preschool had one in the blueprints, but everybody said there was no basement. Oh, what a surprise. What a surprise. The same story for the last fucking 80 years.

[Duncan Trussell]

He did. He reviewed Comet Ping Pong Pizza. Find the video.

[Kurt Metzger]

Can we get the video of him? Oh, that's. Come on. Oh, my God.

[Duncan Trussell]

Jesus Christ.

[Kurt Metzger]

Those kids have bus in hair.

[Duncan Trussell]

Come on, people.

[Kurt Metzger]

Do you like a boy with busting hair like that?

[Duncan Trussell]

With what air?

[Kurt Metzger]

I just said busing. I don't know. The kids are. But that haircut is the worst. I really hate it. The hair. All the kids.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, that hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's just, you know. Do you see him yelling at his employee?

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah. Over the Israel?

[Kurt Metzger]

Because the guy's name's Kurt. So it makes me laugh. You know, people are angrily saying, Kurt. I go, oh, Because No, Kurt. You know why he got so flipped out about it? Because somebody called him Rabbi Portnoy. No, that's genuinely funny. Rabbi Portnoy. Hear me out, please. Rebbe. Rebbe, hear me out. No, Kirk, who do you work for? Kurt. He's yelling that at the guy that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, I saw that. He's been on a downward spiral ever since that.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's just like that. Woke died. October 7th is the end of woke. Just so everybody knows. I don't know why anybody's like, oh, the woke. The woke left is attacking my channel. The woke. The term's done. And by the way, it never was a real term woke. When it started, they were called. It was called call out culture.

[Duncan Trussell]

Call out culture.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. It was a bunch of dingbat feminists. Hey, millennials, you are the biggest cows of a generation I've ever seen in my life. I mean, unbelievable. God bless trans for destroying feminism. I want to make that Clear that I love. Don't ever think I'm anti trans. If anybody thought that about me. I want to tell you what praise I have for you for just gutting feminine because obviously you're better than women. You have dicks, so clearly you're better than women. And then now they have to look at your dick in a locker room. I'll hail Kybel the mother of heaven.

[Duncan Trussell]

Back to what you were saying when you were talking about the Iran nukes with Eric Weinstein.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh yeah. So basically Israel likes having the latter. Being able to just make these unilateral moves of any time. And so I had to ask Grok about it why and as Grok says, like, so they can do assassination all the they get away with, right. They can't do that to another nuclear power. Now here's what Iran has. It's way better than nukes by the way. Twenty thousand dollar drones that our aircraft carriers up because remember there are military has been destroyed. There's no navy. Right. You don't need a navy. What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

The USS Lincoln or I forget it was in debate.

[Duncan Trussell]

Abraham Lincoln. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And then they said it was which one had the laundry fire?

[Duncan Trussell]

That was Abraham Lincoln.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, that's from a drone. That's not a laundry. I'm gonna. Hey, I hope, I hope I won't be in trouble for dropping this secret. No. We could never win. As I said, I think last time we could never win a war with Iran ever. We could never win that. What thinks we could win worth Iran? Are you stupid? What point to the war we've won in your lifetime by the way. Oh, not one. Oh, not a single one. We're the best though, right? How's the score on our wars?

[Duncan Trussell]

Not great.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well no, it is actually because officially we haven't had a war since World War II.

[Duncan Trussell]

Officially. Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

So we don't break. So I don't tell me about fucking Putin or Xi Jinping or whoever you think I'm supposed to fucking villain of the week that these put in front of you. And only an imbecile would fucking go along with still. Russia ain't my enemy. I don't know why, you know, I don't know why it's so easy to like whoa, Russia bad. Oh, well China's bad. If China's bad, why do our leaders want us to be China so bad if it's so terrible, right? Why do they make all our phones and shoes and viruses for us then? Because they're so bad. Does anybody Ask. No, you don't ask it, do you?

[Duncan Trussell]

And why did Trump bring up 14 CEOs, top CEOs in America, to go beg China.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right. To help with Iran? I. I don't know. See, I don't think China and Russia are good guys. I don't think I've let go of that programming that every.

[Duncan Trussell]

They're patriots. They're patriots for their countries, especially Putin. I don't know much about G, but Putin for sure is.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, they don't have a problem with mass immigration to dilute the population. So. So basically the reason China, all these world leaders I think are all in on the same club because I don't know who the 10 were they getting super users. You think they're from America? I doubt it.

[Duncan Trussell]

One of them goes to a church in Kentucky.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh wow. Absolutely. And that must be a devil church because why the would a scumbag like that be in a church? Does that make any sense?

[Duncan Trussell]

Maybe it's helping him cope with it. With everything that he knows.

[Kurt Metzger]

I would think the MK Monarch Heavy

[Duncan Trussell]

that is programming if you knew all this, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. You're a fucking liar. You, for your service. Anyone out there who's lying on behalf of the government, I want you to know you're a satanic piece of. And you, for your service, you did nothing good. You did only that evil. You did only evil. Oh, do you know the truth but you don't tell it. You're a Satanist. Go. I shouldn't say that.

[Duncan Trussell]

If they do that though, they'll get killed.

[Kurt Metzger]

Omega. What?

[Duncan Trussell]

If they go out and tell the truth, they're gonna.

[Kurt Metzger]

Basically, if I ever get my hands on any scrap of information, I'm gonna blather it till you kill me. I want that. Please kill me for telling the truth. Please give me the best death I could ever have. Please do that for me. They won't. They'll like.

[Duncan Trussell]

Bob McGuire was telling me about this McCaslin guy that went missing. He's one of those missing scientists. He was the top general who had access to like all this super deep start, like tip of the spear, sort of like black budget UFO technology. He was connected to top scientists at Wright Patterson Air Force Base, I think Lockheed, Northrop, basically this guy, this guy had it all in his head. So basically what this guy, Bob McGuire was telling me, he was a guy who had this meeting in the NSA and he actually met Carl Sagan at the nsa and he was wearing a NSA contract.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Carl Sagan worked for the government. Go on, Neil DeGrasse. Tyson.

[Duncan Trussell]

So he was telling me, these people that have this type of information, they're made to sign this incredibly deep NDA that basically you have to forfeit your life. When you sign it, you're saying that you're signing off, that you're getting access to so much information you're giving us the license to take you out if we see fit.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

If you start to psychologically spiral and we see, because your brain is this hard drive containing all these super dark secrets that could, that could disrupt the balance of the world.

[Kurt Metzger]

Alzheimer's, we're going to remove you.

[Duncan Trussell]

If you get Alzheimer's. We suspect that, that you're mentally declining. We have the right, we have the sanction to either remove you on with our power or you have to willingly walk away from your life.

[Kurt Metzger]

Or could you fix my brain for me? Because you have that technology that you hide from the rest of the people. Oh no. Why so that's above my pay grade.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's what Bob Maguire was saying, that this guy elected to walk away from his life just to protect his. To protect his family.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, I could believe it. Now Jeremy Corbel said he thinks he's dead.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

But look, dude, all these. I don't know because all these people are liars. Now I was trying to make Jeremy understand that Lou Elizondo is a piece of. Okay, he feels bad for having a lie. No, he's a. If you're lying for the government for a living, I mean, dude, you better find Jesus. I don't know what else there is for you. That's why. That's why there is. Oh, I almost dropped my gesturing pipe. That's why there is. Jesus. So that a like Lou Elizondo could stop being a liar for a living. But I think that guy's probably rotten to the core because of what his little NAFO scumbag online group tried to pull with Jay from Project Unity. Jay from Project Unity. I love that dude. That guy is one of the most on the level researchers I ever met.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, that guy's. That guy's. He's aggressive on X.

[Kurt Metzger]

He goes after people because the guys. Dude, how could you not be if you're really looking at real right? I'm still not hearing when they admit MK Monarch is a thing and yo, you like UFOs? Is that fun to everybody?

[Duncan Trussell]

What was that? What was. I saw the other day. I saw Jay went after somebody for doing or. Jay left a comment on this guy. Oh, oh, I saw. I remember what it was. Some crazy person posted something that they had reason to believe that Amy Eskridge faked her own death or something like this. And it was like, all. And like Jay basically called her out on all her and said like.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like, anyways, they just have to throw out. Look, dude, if you look at the Charlie Kirk public execution that we were required to all watch, for some reason I tried to avoid it, but I still saw it. Yeah, why did I see it? Is that weird? How the hell would I still see

[Duncan Trussell]

that if I didn't get up there for so long?

[Kurt Metzger]

Of course they did, because that's a message to the masses, as Nathan Reynolds told says, the message to the masses. There's the ones where they make it look like it's an accident and there's the ones where everybody. Everyone has to see it.

[Duncan Trussell]

You remember Faces of Death back in the day, those websites where you can go or like steak and cheese or you'd see people getting killed or like dead bodies and stuff like that. It was like consumption junction that would

[Kurt Metzger]

write a column for. And they would have whatever. Like just everything from around the world.

[Duncan Trussell]

I remember the first time I ever saw a video from that. I saw a Russian dude getting his throat sawed.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like, I can't watch that. I get upset.

[Duncan Trussell]

They put a foot on his head and they were like. Had a serrated dagger and they were just. He was away fully awake, just sawing his throat in half. And like, I never fucking forgot.

[Kurt Metzger]

But there was no. Yeah, yeah, it's traumatic.

[Duncan Trussell]

It was like the only thing I'd ever seen like, that I never saw until now where it's every fucking day people just being blown to bits on Twitter or people getting shot in the face.

[Kurt Metzger]

Footage of that on Twitter a lot.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I. You know, I turned off my Twitter.

[Duncan Trussell]

All the Gaza shit is everywhere. You see these people getting sniped, children getting sniped. I know.

[Kurt Metzger]

And then I get. Oh, so the thing I was telling you about. Wait. Oh, first let's play this beautiful cartoon.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah, Please get turned. I sent. I sent you a scarf because we

[Kurt Metzger]

were talking about the Temple of Solomon. I feel like this is a really good.

[Duncan Trussell]

There's audio, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my. Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Queue it up, Stevie.

[Kurt Metzger]

You're not gonna. Desert. Sky demons in the ring Goyim turned

[Duncan Trussell]

a gallon strong hearts of clay Souls

[Kurt Metzger]

of dogs Dancing to a song Solomon gonna bind them all Demons and the goyim ants to the call Build that third temple make the whole world our souls in one super magic power Solomon, what a fun adventure Finding spirits and the go. What an exciting. That would have cost me 50 grand to make with regular animation back.

[Duncan Trussell]

That was amazing.

[Kurt Metzger]

So Rock and Suno. It's all I need. Well, I'm going to get a nice rig where I don't have to get because. Oh, this is. This is really upsetting. But Grok has new censorship that I.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, that's the thing, bro. That's. This is what the. Do your own research people need. They just need one consolidated one stop shop to get all your information like Grok and Chat GPT so you get the truth. You don't have to actually do the hard work, you know?

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, then what's the point if you're not gonna like, you know, curated at all? Yeah. Things that I want to know about, I'm gonna find out about. There's one thing I know, you know, there's some things in this world we can't know now. There is. Dude, almost nothing's hidden. It's just that you have to sort through a bunch of.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes, right. Why Pokemon? What's the deal with the Pokemon demon?

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know, but I thought this idea for Solomon and he binds the demons to build the temple.

[Duncan Trussell]

Solomon. Pokemon.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because if you read the account of it, it's like I'm the wind. It sounds like a wind. Pokemon blows. The. It's all. It's all magic. Babylonian horseshit. The. The. Really? So the Trump ritual with his fake ear getting shot, which is from Exodus. Okay. That's how you show you're a willing servant. What do you mean?

[Duncan Trussell]

It's from Exodus. What do they say next?

[Kurt Metzger]

Blood rams blood on the right ear and the wrist and the ankle. Remember Trump lost his shoe. Okay. And then that signifies you are in. In Egypt when they're in Exodus, when they're leaving the Egyptians who want to go with the Israelites, they signified their willing servant with the ram's blood on the earth and wrist it and find this Steve. Yeah, but Dogwind, Heather, Lindsay. Ask her. She'll tell you. She has a whole thing about it. Anyway. Charlie Kirk is an unblemished lamb that got killed. They were always going to kill him. They were always going to kill him. But probably when he was president, killing a king. The. The power of that ritual gives you the power to change reality. Now, we don't have to make it in magical terms, just in regular secular terms. What does it mean? Or 9, 11. You see how a high mat. That's a high High ritual, isn't it? That's what Family Guy made fun of. This actually, I think 911 changed everything. 911 changed everything, right? It did.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Nobody's jerked off off camera for probably 30 years in this country, so. Yes, it did.

[Duncan Trussell]

Nobody's jerked off off camera.

[Kurt Metzger]

You've been spied on. Oh, I mean, everybody knows this, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right, right, right, right. And. And here's what's funny. They don't even have to. Or how about that Pokemon Go where imbecile Spurg millennials went around and you gave the government a way to map out the parts that their satellites couldn't look at. That's what that was for. That's what that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Was that proven?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes. That's old news that I forgot about.

[Duncan Trussell]

Pokemon Go was like an NSA program.

[Kurt Metzger]

I forget the name of the company, but yeah, they but everything. Yo, we don't have capitalism, assholes. We have state capitalism, like China. Only a few companies. You think that Zuckerberg invented Facebook? Well, he didn't. It was DARPA, right? Think of the stories you've heard about UFOs from that Corso piece of shit, where he goes, we would hand. We'd take alien things and we go to corporations, go put a patent on this quick, Right? Why would you do that, you sack of shit Corso, right? Oh, Eisenhower. They had a thing that could cure all the diseases, but he didn't want to hurt the pharmaceutical industry. That's a real quote from Colonel Corso. Okay, now, and he's not saying it like he's telling you what a piece of Eisenhower is. He's saying it like that's what we did. Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like he's proud of it.

[Kurt Metzger]

You should. You should. I don't even know the reality of what if hell's like, what the. But I hope you go there, you sack of. You. You. And if Eisenhower did that him. So you're telling me we could have cured all diseases, but you didn't want to harm the. Do you see? So the stories, they. Oh, the deal Eisenhower made that the aliens. Now, I'm not saying this is a real deal, right? This is the lore, right? Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

He made a deal that the aliens can kidnap so many humans and date bus.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

As long as they give us roofies, it's okay, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yep. And then, like a good deal, I make that deal to get.

[Kurt Metzger]

This sounds to me like the same old deal from every Bible story and every mythology where you give the gods blood and children and then they give you stuff. Sounds like a very old story to me. This sounds like the exact same to Me, actually. So let me get this straight. I don't know why he would have the authority to say that. You could be kidnapped by some fucking.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, my question. Why do they need. Why do they need a deal? Why do they. Why make a deal?

[Kurt Metzger]

The propaganda. But you see, the real propaganda is that the President has the authority to make that deal. The. See, here's the real. Never mind the aliens. The real lie is the President is in charge of anything thing. That's the lie.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

The President is a figurehead. You haven't figured that out with Trump?

[Duncan Trussell]

It'd be like. It'd be like us going to the jungle and getting permission from, like, the head of the tribe of the. The head of the baboon tribe to go kidnap the other baboons.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, how about a better one, dudes? North Sentinel Island. Where? I was only told that. North Sentinel island, you know, the forbidden island.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And some. I don't know, some idiot missionary went there and whatever, but here's the part that I.

[Duncan Trussell]

He was taking pictures of their dicks and it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, wait, the one that got killed recently.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, no, no, no. The. The older one that got killed.

[Kurt Metzger]

So missionary Rogan. I don't know about that, but I do want to get into that. I'm really into dick science.

[Duncan Trussell]

He was doing some sick. What were you saying?

[Kurt Metzger]

I can't remember the. So the reason they're hostile to visitors is because some English piece of kidnapped old people and kids and took them away.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right, Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

More people died. If you think those kids weren't the

[Duncan Trussell]

same guy we're talking about, I think.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So of course he's taking pictures of their dicks. He's a real Cecil Rhodes kind of guy. Right? Cecil Rhodes. There's people. Hey, you ever hear of a Rhodes scholar?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So that's how you know someone's a vile Satanist and should never be in charge of anything. And how many of our presidents were Rhodes scholars? Cecil Rhodes is one of the lowest animals that ever cursed this earth. And when he was pulling down the statues of people, his statue didn't get pulled down because that sack of garbage. Who do you know about him?

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm vaguely familiar with him.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, well, he's the father of concentration camps and apartheid. You know the concentration camp you might have heard of from the movies in the King's man, the prequel to Kingsman, starring Ralph Fiennes as one of the king's men and his son. And it shows briefly. The Boer War. The Boer War with Britain versus the Boers and the the one faction of Africans versus the other. I'm not clear on the war, but that's where they started putting the pictures look like Auschwitz in Tragedy and Hope by Carol Quigley. They show it, it looks just like Auschwitz victims but they're black and white. So that's nice. It's kind of got a nice mix.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh wow.

[Kurt Metzger]

But yeah, that's British invention. That's a British invention. You know World War I, you know, it's all cousins.

[Duncan Trussell]

So that's what a Rhodes scholar is a scholar of this you would think.

[Kurt Metzger]

But no. It's a fucking puppet of the fucking New World Order, dude. That's what Hul's was about. There's a movie you can watch on YouTube called Things to Come from 1938 I want to say or 33. I don't know how what era part in Hitler time. It was. But. Right. It's all about. It's almost like how Star Trek doesn't take. Yeah, there we go. Things to come by H.G. wells who's a member of the New World Order. So he's part of that conspiracy at the Cecil Rhodes Round Team Cecil Rhodes Roundtable. And in Kingsman they sit around, you know, they all Galahad, Lancelot, Blobby blah. Right. Arthur Pendragon is a son of what he's got dragon blood. So this is if you want to be. I recommend Gary Wayne to everyone. Whether you're Christian or not. Even though he is.

[Duncan Trussell]

We got him coming in too dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because it's great. You do. Because here's why it's important. All these people that are in separate things gotta compare notes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I, I Even if you don't. I don't. Like I said, I don't care about nobody's high school disputes with anybody. I just want to know what I want to know.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

You want the info.

[Kurt Metzger]

And the only way I'm going to do that is by getting. That's what the point of turning point Sam Tripoli was people. Because I'm like. And I was going to put in more people. I know but I'm like the three of them is like enough. And then Duncan and Sam are in there. But all these people that know about that aren't aren't institution.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

As long as you're not an institution whore then I would like to hear from you if you're a for the institution. It's not. I do want to hear from you because I'm going to pick apart what you say and use it against you. But I want the people to understand the institution is gone. Like, we're not voting our way out of this. Do you get that? The next president's not going to fix what Trump did. Trump, Biden, Obama, Bush, all of them have helped in the. In the. Well, the great work, as Crowley called it. Right. The great work to bring back the golden age of Atlantis.

[Duncan Trussell]

All right, so, Steve, what did you find about what he was saying about Exodus?

[Kurt Metzger]

Grok is good for finding stuff that I saw and can't remember. It's very good. It'll give you a link and be like, where did I find. Somebody said something about this.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, really? You just type in, like, what you vaguely remember about it and it'll.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's not going to be a good friend to you, I'll tell you that. It won't be like, don't use it as a friend. And also I. You can have Grok make a script to make it not do that stupid debunking thing it does. So all AI bunking thing. Yeah. AI is designed to find consensus and, like, balance.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

So then that's why you can't just ask it questions like a moron grock. Why does this. You can't do that. That's not going to work. You're not going to get anything. You're going to get just fucking, you know, gruel, Right. Information gruel, where they just. What is the mainstream? So GROK will be like, well, they say this, but this is fringe.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

The idea that fringe means wrong. I really think people want to examine that a little bit.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because that makes no sense.

[Duncan Trussell]

So how do you curtail that?

[Kurt Metzger]

I had. Well, first I made a character named Dr. Science. But you just ask Grok. I don't want any of your dumb debunking any of this. So make me a prompt first.

[Duncan Trussell]

Don't sugarcoat it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Talk to me is this. I just want you to objectively tell me facts. Okay. And then once you have a GROK thing that does that, and even then it'll start degrading over time, I've noticed where, like, it'll start trying to make a pattern that's not there when you're just asking it to syncretize. So what I want to do is find, like, connections in, like a myth and some other thing. And I'm like, just. I want to see the themes that are common here. Yeah. I'm just looking for patterns.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So GROK will know you want to do that. Right. And then it'll. But then it'll start just feeding everything back into the same pattern because it's not alive, obviously. It's just some fucking language model.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So a lot of people are not going to even think to.

[Duncan Trussell]

I like using that notebook lm. Have you seen that? The Google notebook lm?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I never tried it.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's an AI they have where you can throw in sources, so you can like throw in a PDF of a book in there, there, and you can just ask any questions about that book. And you can save, you can save a library of every book you have, as if you get the PDF, throw it in there and it makes like these crazy like, like visual mind maps

[Kurt Metzger]

of the whole book.

[Duncan Trussell]

Breaks it down like, like visually. And then you can literally has a, has a prompt area where you can ask any question about the book or, like, tell me exactly what it says about this and it'll find it in there. It'll tell you. Break it all down. It's incredible.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I say.

[Duncan Trussell]

And it saves it all too. So like, you can go back and, and go through all of it and it, like, lays it out in like a library.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, you. Well, I mean, that sounds very useful, actually. But the other thing is you do need to have physical copies of books for this reason. The digital copies can be altered after the fact, and they are many times. Such as the book that Jeffrey Dahmer's dad wrote after Jeffrey Dahmer got arrested. Jeffrey Dahmer's dad wrote a book about it. You know what? Yeah, look it up. So if you don't have a hard copy of the book from his maid and you're reading it off like a Kindle, they've, they've, they've edited a lot of parts. And one of the parts, by the way, just the fact that Jeffrey Dahmer's dad wrote a book should be a major alarm bell.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's a red flag, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

But back in the day it wasn't. And when you see him and his dad being interviewed and they're like, holding hands, that should be a real red flag. A real Rob Reiner red flag. So think of what if, yo. If your kid was not a cannibal serial killer and you wrote a book called A Father Story, I think you're a psychopath. If your kid, like, was like, like a normal kid, let's say your kid was really successful and you as the father go. Or let's say you're Kanye's mom, right? Raising Kanye. You're a psychopath. Why would you ever. Dude, even a good parent should have doubts. Can you imagine Being that arrogant. You're like, I'm gonna write a book about what a great job I did. Can you imagine being that much of a piece of make money? Yo, Susan Wojcicki and her sister Susan. Jakey's passed away because she took the real vaccine, apparently.

[Duncan Trussell]

Allegedly. She got turbo cancer.

[Kurt Metzger]

From what I heard that comes from the vaccine. That's what's with any.

[Duncan Trussell]

Allegedly.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't want to smear any innocent vaccines anyway. I'm just thinking of every New York imbecile that I know that is will fucking smugly dismiss anything you tell them. They didn't read what I read, and they know I read more than them, but they know.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, the crazy story about Susan with Jikki is her son. Something happened. What was the story with her son? Her son had, like, some crazy cancer too, and then she got it and, like, died, like, instantly. What was the girl? Was the story with her and her son?

[Kurt Metzger]

But her sister from 23andMe, right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Friends with Ghislaine, also friends with the mean sister. What's her name?

[Kurt Metzger]

Who?

[Duncan Trussell]

Callie Casey means.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Used to work for her. Susan Majickey's sister for 23. At 23andMe.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And then 23.

[Duncan Trussell]

Sort of had Jack in here debating the guy Casey means. I don't know if you ever saw that. I had Jack.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, wait. Yeah, tell me. Okay, I do remember. Was that the one where he was explaining the government made cancer to her? Jack Krause was. Is that what you're talking about?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. So it was. Yeah, it was the girl. It was the lady who worked for Houston Methodist. And it was. Yes, it was her and it was Jack and it was Cali Means, the guy who was.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes, I. I saw that. I think I texted you after. Yeah, right. Yeah. And he's the guy that explained the Stanford experiment. Marshmallow experiment. Yes, I heard that from Jack Crow.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes, yes, yes. And he was explaining. That was a different podcast. He explained that to me on. He didn't say that during that podcast, but he was basically saying how that. I don't. I still don't understand what the marshmallow experiment is, but all the Silicon Valley.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, it's obedience. So. So if you look at it now, and I remember this because it was about, like, kids.

[Duncan Trussell]

What about the Exodus thing? Okay, The Passover blood rituals that we're talking about?

[Kurt Metzger]

So they're not Passover. That's a different one. The one where they're leaving Egypt and if you're an Egyptian.

[Duncan Trussell]

That would be this one right here. Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, well, that's a circumcision one.

[Duncan Trussell]

The bridge. The. The bridegroom of blood. This is it. On his way to Egypt, God intercepted Moses and threatened to kill him and his wife.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, no, no.

[Duncan Trussell]

His rams quickly took the flint knife and circumstances.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, that's not it. That's not it there.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is that really in the Bible? These are the three that popped up. The ritual ratification of the covenant. The ritual when sealing the covenant on the mound of Sinai, Moses built an altar, sacrificed animals and threw half of the blood.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's not it either. It's got to be the right ear. Hold on. It's for a non Israelite.

[Duncan Trussell]

What did you search, Steve? Let's, let's see what you searched. Let's, let's, let's work through this together. Okay, right here. Exodus, not con. Don't even write controversial. Just, just type in.

[Kurt Metzger]

See, that's not a good search, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. No, we gotta learn how to search Exodus.

[Kurt Metzger]

Controversial. Wait, wait. Exodus ritual, Rams blood. Right, okay, right here, right here.

[Duncan Trussell]

Ram's blood.

[Kurt Metzger]

Controversial.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, gave me like random stuff the first time.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, he applied. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. In the book of Exodus and Leviticus, God commands Moses to empty the blood. That's what we.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now this is for Aaron, but there's one for the leaving Egypt.

[Duncan Trussell]

Apply the blood of the sac a sacrificed ram to the right earlobes. Right thumbs and the right big toes.

[Kurt Metzger]

See, that's Aaron's. Aaron's a Levite. So that the. The main thing is the one for the non Israelites that want to be a servant of Israel. So four Egyptian. Maybe put four Egyptians, because that's the part that Egyptian. Four Egyptian servants. Servants. Event. Yeah, let's see if that's a little better.

[Duncan Trussell]

Exodus 19:20.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, there you go. Wait, no, that's not the right one.

[Duncan Trussell]

I love how the sources for all of these are Facebook and Instagram.

[Kurt Metzger]

Heather. Dr. Heather has her. Her, she has on her channel. You can find it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Anyway, there's a thing where, like if

[Duncan Trussell]

you were right there, it says the act. It says the act concentrated the priests setting apart their entire bodies for holy service. The blood of the right ear symbolized obedience to hear God's wor. Words on the thumb, dedication of doing the holy work. And on the toe, walking righteously.

[Kurt Metzger]

So I've heard it with wrist and ankle. I mean, I guess it's not a

[Duncan Trussell]

big difference, but it still says the right earlobe.

[Kurt Metzger]

So Charlie Kirk is a sacrificial lamb who you know, the unblemished lamb. And so the nefesh has to drain out of you.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, that looked just like what they do to cows when they bleed them out, dude. It was like.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes. And. But the thing is, the people put him in the car, didn't have blood on them. See, I don't know if, if, if the ritual is like, you actually have to do it, right? Or not. I, that I can't really tell. But when Charlie Kirk was president, if he. When you know they're going to run for president, that's what the goal was, right? Everybody running for president. You are never going to be the president, United States, unless you have a bunch of oligarchs putting big money behind you. Probably from before you ever thought to run for president. Like the Departed, maybe. See the Departed.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so you just take that principle and you could apply that to everything. Or how about the Jason project? You know the Jason Project?

[Duncan Trussell]

Jason's.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So think of all these crazy Nazi eugenics.

[Duncan Trussell]

The Jason stuff was like DARPA related crap, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, if you look it up, they're gonna tell you I, I 100 believe Nathan Reynolds on that one because his family. The bottom line is. And also, what was the show with Jennifer. Jennifer. Jennifer Garner, where she's a spy and J.J. abrams was. And in that.

[Duncan Trussell]

What was it? Alias.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And the storyline of that show, I didn't watch it, but this is what I understand the storyline to be is she thought in the beginning, she thinks she's working for the CIA and she finds out she wasn't and the CIA is making her go after whoever was having her do that. Okay. And I think Nathan said this. Anybody can correct me, you know, I'm wrong all the time. Time. But he said she's from one of them families and that was her story. A lot of these people are from those kind of families. I think Leonardo DiCaprio is from one of them kind of families, actually. You ever see a licorice pizza?

[Duncan Trussell]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, his dad's the waterbed salesman, so I heard these like, things said by Junior Sweet in his book Mormon Monarch. I recommend to everybody to read Mormon Monarch by J.R. sweet. I would love to talk to J.R. sweet as soon as possible. My Mormon Monarch. Yeah. My friend Emma, who, who I have to say has been my plug to talk to a bunch of people. Emma from Imagination podcast, that, that actually put me on early to a lot of this because I was looking for UFO stuff and then I started seeing Monarch victims. I started seeing there's like years and years of people talking about the the government did to them. That is like a joke or is in a movie as a joke or as a fiction. So the Mel Gibson movie where he has to buy the Catcher in the Rye wherever he goes. Remember that? It's conspiracy theory. And it's got Julia Roberts a fucking, you know, high end Hollywood yachting whore. Basically. That's what that movie's about. Pretty Woman's about what they do. So when these actresses are like 30, which makes them old and gross obviously for movies.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

They can get money, rich Arabs on a yacht or whoever. It's called yachting. We've all heard of yachting.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

At this point. And a lot of conspiracies. Just call it gossip. I would just call it gossip. Ryan Long pointed out he's right. If you're talking to chicks, ain't a conspiracy. I'm like, well you like gossip, right? Every girl I know for years thinks Beyonce didn't have her own kids and got a surrogate. And I know enough people that are famous to know that's what people do. They have someone else have the baby.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right. That's what Kim Kardashian did.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Sometimes a different race, you know, different race surrogate. Oh and that, that makes you more liberal. I bet, I bet you get liberal points. I don't have to bet. I know this. But I'm not going to get into all this.

[Duncan Trussell]

I wonder when the first surrogate was.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well UFO abductions. I lost surrogates.

[Duncan Trussell]

And you think they were doing surrogates in antiquity.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Also you can get so to get around the legalisms of not being able to have intercourse like the nahash, the serpent from Eden or the, the you can drink the blood of the thing and that's kind of a. And then become the son of it. So black goo. You get that out of a. Some apparently some weird snake thing underground black goo. Yeah. It's blood. You could drink its blood. It's all Paris. It's all parasite. Take this parasite in. Ah. Not only will you get high as it'll make you like a super person, you'll be better than the other people. Right. That's why, why would I join a secret society and, and go take that weird vow with the Freemasons where I'm like I, I, I hope my brain's exposed to the sun. If I ever tell you know the dumb. They do.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And they what do you wish? I want light. And then they, I don't know, they show you like A sheet with writing on it. And now you can see into a spectrum other people can't see into whatever the it is. I haven't done it, so I don't know. Some people works. Jay Z worked for. Right, Jay Z. Jay Z. Triangle man. He has a nice movement.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think the thing is, if you don't believe it, it probably doesn't work work, you know, and if you really, really believe in it and you believe it's real, it probably works at some level.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why is that though?

[Duncan Trussell]

It's. I think. I think there's some sort of connection between like. I always go back to the. That. That Hindu zombie religion in Haiti.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait, it's Hindu?

[Duncan Trussell]

Not Hindu, it's vodon.

[Kurt Metzger]

You mean voodoo? Vodon.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's voodoo. It's a voodoo religion in Haiti. And these people, they. They take puffer fish venom which paralyzes them and then they bury.

[Kurt Metzger]

They're using pufferfish venom?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

I thought that kills you outright. It makes. It could make you.

[Duncan Trussell]

It can kill you, but it paralyzes you for like a. Like 24 hours. Like they can't move. It's like they're dead. They can still breathe, they stay alive, but they're almost.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I know that, but I didn't know it was from puffer fish.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's very puffer fish. Yeah, it's called something to wrote dexotoxin or hex. I forget what it's called. But anyways, they take it and then they bury these guys up to their necks and. And. And they think they become zombies and then.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, and they trick you and then they get like.

[Duncan Trussell]

Resurrected.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, the rainbow and the serpent.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kurt Metzger]

The serpent in the rainbow. It's called Pullman.

[Duncan Trussell]

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. And they actually believe.

[Kurt Metzger]

They say, I have your soul now and this rock is your heart. And I took your heart out and replaced it with a rock.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

If you lose this ring, then I'll have your. So. And then they steal the ring from you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

So now your soul's gone for it. These are all. It sounds very much like the assassins in Iran where the old man in the mountain. You know, you'd smoke hashish, pass out. You wake up in a beautiful paradise of chicks fucking you and waterfalls and whatever. And then you smoke more hashish, you pass out. Now you're back from heaven.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

And now you don't care if you die or live because you know you're going to there when you die.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

You see the fucking fun Disney World theater of that. You see how fun And Disney like and Epcot century it is. And yeah, you know, I'm gonna talk to this guy Daryl James, who's a guy that one of them secret space program people. So when I watch these people's stories, I just want to hear something interesting. And I don't really care if it's true or not, to be honest with you. I just want to hear. I'm just so bored of. You know, one thing about lies. A lot of them are old lies. The serpent race is not creative. They can't create. And so they.

[Duncan Trussell]

Serpent race?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, people that run everything in the solar system. Okay, John Lear said that to some. There's some interview with John Lear with some chick where he goes, the whole universe run by the serpent race. I'm like, what the is that? And I couldn't find anything on for the longest time. Then I find out that the highest levels of masonry they call themselves at the sons of Cain. The serpent race. Because in wackadoo, he's a devil's son, right? He's the Nahasha's son.

[Duncan Trussell]

I thought the devil was Kane's son. I thought the devil.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, the Nahaj is the serpent, which may or may not it. Gary Wayne, ask him about it because I was taught that the serpent is. This is Satan. No, the serpent number one is some kind of necromancer that lived back then that can talk and. And walk around. It's the size of a camel, is how they say. Not at all. Well, I have no idea. They call it beast of the field. But we're talking about something that thinks and it. And so it acted as an avatar for whatever. The way Gary explains is better than I can. But anyway, just very interesting.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And. And then think about. Right. Oh, so Enoch might be a city and not a. Not a actual person. Evil Enoch. So that's the city Kane founded Tracy Twine. His research is why you gotta look see Gary Wade.

[Duncan Trussell]

She's still alive.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, she got. She died tragically. Self. Self deleted by. But from what I understand, there was like dirt on her back when they found her. So that's weird. But I. I have no idea. The dude from higher side, Chad.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh yeah. He's had her on many times.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, he had her on first. All these people on first high side Chads. It. I. I never heard of it, by the way. Until.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, until Mark, my Nephilim assistant, Grandpa Kirk. Mark. Mark's like 7ft tall, skinny guy. Like clearly, clearly the blood.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is he really Nephilim? Wow.

[Kurt Metzger]

I just say that because for fun. But Mark knows it's wild. He's got all these crazy books in his house and like, like he just, he looks into a lot of. Really? And yeah, when you get into like looking into. You're like oh, you find out. I want to ask him.

[Duncan Trussell]

Doesn't actually mean they were tall though, from what I hear. Like that word maybe like it meant like, like it just meant they were up.

[Kurt Metzger]

You should have. Scary.

[Duncan Trussell]

If you say somebody's big, it doesn't necessarily mean they're big. Like physically big. Like it's one of those, one of those things, you know?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, no, that's right. The. A lot of Scythian bloodline supposedly comes from that. From Nephilim. I don't know. I'm just telling you what I heard. So. But ask Gary Wayne because what he does is so great. Dude, he, he's syncretizing all this stuff. He's just not a polytheist because he does break it down to monotheist versus polytheist. Okay. And he'll explain. And, and the way you get taught these things like gen like how I was taught Genesis is different than what he looks into. And, and he believes it by the way. He believes in the Bible. Like he's not like a guy that is like I'm looking at like as a non believe. Tracy Twyman started doing Ouija board shit as a non believer. That's what's so valuable about her research because she goes look, I just want to see what would happen, okay? They get discordians and all them. And I'll bet they've done this. And she, and she goes so people that are Christian aren't going to do that with you. And people that don't believe in that shit, they're also not going to do it with you. You right? Like well I'm not gonna do that. Goofy. Everybody has it. So nobody will sit and do a Ouija board with you. But she did it with her husband at the time and somebody else and the things that. And so. And I don't think you should trust information that you got off of a Ouija board. But I'll tell you a creepy ass thing about her story that I, I is that I think it was her husband. They got dream visions of how to make a better Ouija board. And then they did make it.

[Duncan Trussell]

It really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, it looks like in a circle. And so now I'm hearing a echo of the thing you're talking about of we channeled this technology. Right. Or an AI making a better Program of itself for you. If you listen to themes and not the details, you hear the same thing coming up. And so they, they, she was talking to Kane, who is the black son of the underworld, supposedly trapped in a 2D, his core self. So the story of the serpent, right, who's something that's walking around that has laid, I guess, size of a camel. Yeah, that, that is being an avatar for Satan to do whatever.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And Satan is not punished the way the, the serpent is. The serpent gets really punished and Satan is allowed to keep walking around doing the accuser.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

But the whole thing is you're gonna, you're gonna crawl on the earth and eat dust. Right. And if I was gonna be a professor Dave about it, I go, well, snakes don't eat dust. If you want to be a good professor Dave, you idiot. Well, that's right. But what are humans made of? In the Bible, they're made of dust. So matter, you're going to eat matter. Whereas before you didn't eat things that used to be alive, now you're going to eat matter. And you could also look at it as being pushed down from a higher dimensional creature down to two dimensions. But if you're a higher creature, how could you live in two dimensions? Just your core self is stuck there and then aspects of you are going to splinter off and they can still interact even though your core self is done. See, what are you, what are you like when people go, what is a soul? And that's because I never like, Jehovah's Witnesses don't teach that. An immortal soul.

[Duncan Trussell]

And they don't teach about immortal souls.

[Kurt Metzger]

No. And I don't think you see, if you got.

[Duncan Trussell]

How long were you Jehovah's Witness for?

[Kurt Metzger]

I was 20.

[Duncan Trussell]

So how young were you when you got into it?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I was born into it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, you were born into it?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

So how old, how, like how old were you when your parents started telling you about God making you read the Bible?

[Kurt Metzger]

Bible, I mean, from.

[Duncan Trussell]

It was the first thing you read.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, I mean, I, I, I learned how to read when I was like three or four because my mom. I can't say that part wasn't beneficial to me. It absolutely was.

[Duncan Trussell]

You were saying with Duncan the other day that like when you were five, you were like willing to die for Jesus or something like that. Of course you thought that would be like a win.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, now it would be a win for me, if I'm being honest. But at the time, you still believe

[Duncan Trussell]

in all of that?

[Kurt Metzger]

I can't even believe what I believe, dude. I mean, the. I believe in now I'm like, what the. But I. The point is, I don't ever have a heart. Here's what you could do. If you got a better story that. That makes more sense.

[Duncan Trussell]

You're willing to jump on the train.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I'm willing to hear you out.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

The thing, and this is, for Eric Weinstein, a point, strong point for Eric Weinstein. It's interesting watching nerds argue.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because, like, I would demolish any nerd in any argument at any time. I mean, it'd be so easy. They're such dorks. And, like, you just tear them apart.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's why Trump fucking cleaned house with people. You know what I mean? But, like, I could clean Trump's clock on a stage. Any qualified comic could.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's just these people are trained. They've been compartmentalized to think a certain way.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. They talk a certain way. They use a certain syntax. They follow certain cultural guidelines when they speak.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's great. That's exactly. I would put it exactly like that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And so this. I don't think that's an accident. And you just walk up a stage, call it.

[Duncan Trussell]

You, like, break the fucking paradigm.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And you don't even have to say a word like that. You could just do it. But you. You are doing that. And so that's what all these magician fucking people are doing is this bullshit. The magic tricks don't work every. You could do it for a while, but even a dullard like me is going to pick up that you're tricking me eventually. Like 20 years later. I'm not falling for an Iraq invasion again. Again. Right, Right. So people older than me that are watching Newsmax or Fox News or CNN or MSNBC or any of the garbage that America is programmed with that is lower than North Korea. I want to make this clear to you. You're not better than North Korea. You. You. You're being propagandized. In fact, I would say it's worse because the propaganda is more sophisticated to the Western ear.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

But it's pure lies. Don't. Why don't you look at results? What are the results? Oh, this is what I was talking Jesse Michaels about, because he says there's some white hats. I. I'm not clear on who he thinks it is.

[Duncan Trussell]

He said who want somewhat.

[Kurt Metzger]

There's like white hats and black hats, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

There's people trying to help and do. Are they. I don't believe him. I don't I mean, look, I'm sure there's people in there that don't like what's going on and I would hope that they. I mean it certainly plays on my hopes and dreams, but for a fact the dialectic is I. I'm the dungeon master. I put you on the path working adventure and then I throw these enemies at you, then see what you do. But I'm above the game, right? The good and evil. The. The concept of good and evil and dungeon dragons. Me as the dungeon master, I'm going to be way above that. L. Ron Hub, the great L. Ron Hubbard, as Aaron told me. Oh no, Aaron didn't tell me. The other guy who's the. One of the original Scientologists. He's like a skinny English dude. There's.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, the guy, I think, John.

[Kurt Metzger]

John something.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think we had him on the show. He lived around here. Australian dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, maybe he was Australian. Kind of skinny looking dude.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, no, just a different guy.

[Kurt Metzger]

But he was saying, you know, Elron Hubbard was a Satanist. He thought he was Satan. His son, Nibs Hubbard said that. And, and when you look it up they go. Well, keep in mind Nibs is a liar too. Yeah, I know, I know. But. But I 100 know that nibs is telling the truth with that because the final initiation is to invent a religion in those fucking stupid cults. That's the final final.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes, the final class project. The Harry Potter wizard schools to invent a religion, a path working game to put on other people. Okay. And then you have to live in my larp. So. So think of the guy. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

The. The more of this that I hear about, the more I read like this Heather Lynn's. Heather Lynn's work. And, and, and read all.

[Kurt Metzger]

She was in the Lucius Trust. She joined the correspondence Lucius Trust school.

[Duncan Trussell]

She did?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Ask her about it. She'll tell you. And she told Sean Patrick Haslet all about it. And they have exercises for you to do and you're like this sounds like. And that's been around forever. That's a Lucifer Trust.

[Duncan Trussell]

They just had the world Invocation day like four days ago.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I didn't even know I missed it.

[Duncan Trussell]

But what are they invoking anyways? The. The more I learn about autism stuff is like, the more the more like Scientology makes sense to me.

[Kurt Metzger]

What's a thetan?

[Duncan Trussell]

Right? It all.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a dybbuk. It's a dybbuk. You know what a dybbuk is?

[Duncan Trussell]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

It means clinger. A dybbuk is a disembodied spirit of a person, and it's a Jewish demon. You know, a dybbuk box you store a dybbuk in.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right, right, right, right.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's in. There's a Coen Brothers movie. They can look like a dead loved one into it, you know, so that's.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is how you get rid of the body things. Right, with these things, these. These E meters.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now, I could be wrong, but from what I understand, those are giving you a little bit of a mild shock, too, while you're using them.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, really?

[Kurt Metzger]

So electric shock really helps with brainwashing? Like, quite a lot. Yeah. If you ever talk to Jar Sweet, when I hope to talk to him

[Duncan Trussell]

on my show, JR Sweet is his name.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. From the Sweet family of Idaho.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

His dad was Jim. His grandfather was Jim Reeves, a country singer who faked his death. CIA. CIA. And started a new life as something else. Yes. The thing of famous people dying young and then having a new life somewhere. Like a Tupac, let's say. It's not so out of the. It's not crazy at all. I don't find that to be crazy at all.

[Duncan Trussell]

Why? Because Tupac's still alive?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, now, I don't know. But my buddy Joe DeRosa, who don't go into the things I go in for, he. I was telling him about Jonathan Odie, which I encourage people to go look at the Jonathan Audie interrogation because a bunch of he said turned out to be true. And. But the one thing I thought was insane was like, no, Tupac's alive. He lives in Cuba, blah, blah, blah. So I thought that was nonsense. So I'm like, I'm not saying everything he says is true. But then I told the Rosa goes, well, I don't know. There's a lot of like. Like, I had never seen them, but a bunch of pictures were out of Tupac in Cuba after that. And it looks exactly like Tupac. There's no AI to fake it.

[Duncan Trussell]

When were these pictures out?

[Kurt Metzger]

Like in the years when Machavelli was coming out.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Right. I just didn't see it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Huh.

[Kurt Metzger]

And. But so it doesn't matter. They came out. Nobody believed it. Dude, I could show you a picture of the aliens. You going to believe it? No, you're not. You're going to go. You faked it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, exactly. So find Tupac in Cuba.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. All the Tupac pictures. And so pre AI there's pictures. That's. Why don't fret about AI because you wouldn't believe A real picture anyway. Right, so. And there's that girl, Allie Carter. Oh, she's crazy. This and that. Yeah, maybe. But I've heard this story a lot about people that want to get out and they have to give up a child and then they'll get a new life. Tupac's middle name is Amaru, you know that.

[Duncan Trussell]

What does that mean?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, Amaru is the God of America. The plume serpent, Amaruka, where we live. The, the, the Peruvian multi headed snake. I don't think it's Quetzalcoatl. I also don't care which fucking filthy serpent thing it is. Like, it's disgusting and fuck it, but that's what America's name. It's not named after Amerigo Vespucci. That's a. Absolutely.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's named after a plume. The plume serpent.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. His name is after Amaru. Tupac Amaru. Now, since we know the Black Panthers were a fucking government group anyway, almost immediately anybody's doing domestic terrorism, the government's having them do that. Just so you know, There seems to

[Duncan Trussell]

be a, A vicious pattern for sure.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes. Because we need permission to take your rights away. Right? Like a war on terror. The people that still. And dude, I've talked to so many guys that. These are not people I don't respect. I want to make that clear. They're veterans of combat that, you know, people have blood on their hands and like they did some real. And once you've made a covenant in blood like that, I bet you're not going to want to think you did wrong. But the fact of the matter is a lot of vets take their own lives a lot because it turns out we could say it's fine, but if you had to do that, I bet it's not fine. I bet it eats away at you a lot. Yeah, right. And then people thank you for your service, for some shit you feel, feel rotten to the core about.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, what are you, 18 year old kid that goes and does that?

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you have no idea about. Yeah, and you go kill babies, which is what they always do. All the good wars and all, that's what you're gonna do. You're gonna kill big. Well, that's war. Here, let me say, my Israeli, this is the tragedy of war, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

They don't even say that. Golly, they're like all the news.

[Kurt Metzger]

What's that? I. Well, I don't know. 2017, you might have AI 2017. The pictures I saw were like, like ones that were out. I remember, look, this has got.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is 10 years ago. This has got. Oh, well, maybe this has got 4.7 million views. Play it.

[Kurt Metzger]

So. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, it.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's.

[Duncan Trussell]

There's. It's. There's nothing. It's just a bunch of text. It's just a bunch of text and

[Kurt Metzger]

then one photo and then it's not more. The ones I saw were at a club or something, and they were from a lot. They were from a while ago. But look, I don't care if he's. I'm not. I'm not into any of these false idols that everybody thinks are their heroes. So if you love Elvis, how about Elvis?

[Duncan Trussell]

Stephen, let's work on your search. Let's see what you searched for here. When you search for this photo, what did you type in in Google? All right, let's see here. No, I want to see what you typed into Google to look for it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Let's laugh at your search.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, we just want to laugh at your search. Tupac. Okay. All right, just type in. Not the original search, man. I mean, like here. Just type in Tupac. Cuba photos.

[Kurt Metzger]

Cuba photos. Now you know why you can't go to Cuba for me.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, that's AI for sure. That's him in cast.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now that's a great big.

[Duncan Trussell]

Look at that one on the right. That looks a lot like him.

[Kurt Metzger]

Where?

[Duncan Trussell]

On the very, very right. Look at that. With these. Fully bald.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, but I. I think that's not. That looks like a guy. That looks like Tupac to be.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, right. This what you were saying last time? A lot of people look the same name. Remember? Remember I was showing you Jack Johnson? Yeah, he looks just like Jeffrey Epstein, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, that's what I was saying. My great idea, to take Asians and say they're still alive and compare them to other Asian people. Come on, that's funny. That's not racist. Stop it. You're racist for thinking it is.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, it's true.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, anyway, the thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Tupac's alive and he's. He's on Twitch.

[Kurt Metzger]

The thing is, like, why would a musician be that important ever? Well, because that's your valuable programming and printing tool. So think of the 27 Club.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, it's like what. What Heather Lynn writes about in her. That whole thing about egregors, right? They become like the sigil, the logo. And that outlives them. And the. The recording, or the. The record label owns their stuff, takes their rights away.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So let's say you're some kid from a bad area and you've been molested Certainly. And you've learned that the institutions are against you out of the gate. And the only thing that you have is this guy that talks shit on that. Right? You don't have no dad around. Right. And then there's a guy who's like. And he's mentioning your actual pain all the time and.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's Tavistock at work, my friend. But that's their thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

But aren't there. Aren't there stories or at least, like, conspiracies about, like. Like, artists. Like, big musical artists getting whacked by the record labels just so they control their.

[Kurt Metzger]

The 27 Club.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, that's what that is.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Oh, how do they.

[Duncan Trussell]

I've never heard of 27 Club.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh. All these famous musicians died. Now, if I think when I was 27, that's when I first had an inkling that these contracts might not be good and showbiz that you're getting. So I first dawned on me, probably around 27, 28. Not even that hard, but. And also, I wasn't so successful that you'd have to kill me to take my publishing rights or whatever the fuck.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

So it's not a coincidence. Oh, I wonder if it's a curse. There's. Somebody's gonna make sure you're gonna get drugs. They're gonna make sure you're in a questionable situation that's believable. The exact opposite of Charlie Kirk's message to the masses. Well, it's a message, but it's gonna be believable that it's not. You know, that it's not. It's your fault. Fault. That's why I say if I die, it's a conspiracy. Don't. Even if it's my own fault. It wasn't. Even if it's directly from my own actions, because they're trying to. Dude, the people that own the. There's, like. How many producers are there that make all our. The pop music? Like, three. You got the guy. The Kesha guy. You got Scooter, CIA wits, whatever the. His name is. The. I don't even know now he cooks on YouTube. Scooter Braun. I'm thinking I'm mixing him up with the other CIA piece of.

[Duncan Trussell]

Scooter Libby.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, Scooter Liddy or whatever Scooter Libby is who ratted out Valerie Plain's husband on behalf of Dick Cheney when we were doing that, trying to get Gilgamesh's resurrection chamber or whatever. The guy that threatened to put Kanye and Institute.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah. Harley Pasternow.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, Harley Pasnak.

[Duncan Trussell]

Now, he was former IDF or something, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Former CIA in Canada. CIA studying chemicals.

[Duncan Trussell]

He was Israeli. I think he was Mossad.

[Kurt Metzger]

I've never heard that. I don't not believe you, but I. Look, I. I lump them all into.

[Duncan Trussell]

I could be wrong. I'm talking out of my ass.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what I heard. If you work at Intel, I want you to know you're a piece of. And I. I hope nothing good for you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Type in Harley Pasternak. P A, S T E R N A K. Israeli military. I'm pretty sure that's what it was.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, if you're working undercover to bring down, like a sex trafficking ring, hey, good for you. But clearly the government doesn't want to do that. And they only want to do that at a low level, not at a top level. Right? Lutnick should be put in a wood chipper. Lutnick should have been. Had. Been put in a wood chipper by now. Why is he next to Trump?

[Duncan Trussell]

How about. How about not only that, but did you see our fate?

[Kurt Metzger]

Our.

[Duncan Trussell]

The number one journalist out there exposing just did a photo op with him.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which. Who's that?

[Duncan Trussell]

The guy we were talking about earlier.

[Kurt Metzger]

Nick Shirley.

[Duncan Trussell]

Shirley.

[Kurt Metzger]

Shirley. You can't be serious. That should be his channel.

[Duncan Trussell]

Do a new. Do a new tab. Type in Nick Shirley.

[Kurt Metzger]

Howard, you ever have a personal trainer that had power of attorney over you? No. That could use the Baker act. Does that seem suspicious?

[Duncan Trussell]

We're gonna drug you into oblivion. You'll never see your kids again.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, what is Nick Shirley doing?

[Duncan Trussell]

Where is it?

[Kurt Metzger]

Nick Shirley defends his. Something.

[Duncan Trussell]

Type that. Type Click that. Click the Instagram. There it is. It's on Howard Lutnick's Instagram. Instagram page.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so that's how you know Nick Shirley's a construct and a fraud. Right there. Wait, let me get a picture of that. Oh, I. No one, dude. That's why I have, like, friends like you see this with the Somali daycare? No, because I don't give a. About that.

[Duncan Trussell]

That.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, is it corrupt? I'm sure it is. I'm sure they're stealing, like every other part of the country. But this lnick is.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, he's a demon, dude. He's a pure demon. What.

[Kurt Metzger]

What is. What did he write?

[Duncan Trussell]

It's time to stop. What?

[Kurt Metzger]

It's time to stop.

[Duncan Trussell]

Time to stop rampant fraud once and for all. Thank you, Nick Shirley, for exposing the issues of bringing it directly to the American people. Wow.

[Kurt Metzger]

First comment while standing next to Howard Lutnick.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wow. It's the guy from Epstein Island.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, this is ridiculous. We gotta stop this fraud.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, God, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So America's not a country. America is a podcast at this point. The idea that you're gonna vote for anything. Think all the people that. That bravely served in America's battles, that fucking gave up limbs and.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Their wife left them while they were overseas and they just got fucking. I remember they go. Trump called American soldiers chumps. And I don't think he even did that. I think it's a lie. But you know who does call him? Jumps? All of your leaders. They all think you're cannon fodder.

[Duncan Trussell]

Let me quote a great go back to Harley Pasternak. We're talking about Pastor.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'd feel like a chump if I got my dick blown off. And then I saw General Petraeus and ISIS sitting down having a fun conversation.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

I would feel like a chump myself.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right? Harley Pastor never served in the Israeli military. Okay, thank you, Google AI.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, he should get to. Though he is a giant Jew.

[Duncan Trussell]

He is Jewish and openly supports Israel. His only military affiliation was serving as an exercise and nutrition science. Nutrition scientist for the Canadian Department of National Defense and civil. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

I thought he was connected to Israel.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. The Civil Institute for Environmental Medicine.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't believe this.

[Kurt Metzger]

That. Let me just tell you, that's not what it's called. That's. That's probably some new name because it was the CIA, right? I can't remember. I can't remember what it was called, but it was testing out what chemicals do. So that chemical you were talking about with voodoo, that's what they would be testing, that kind of thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

The puffer fish toxin.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Escape Fitness, His Prof. Maga master sitting there.

[Duncan Trussell]

Anyway, the text, though, the screenshot that Kanye posted that Pasternak said, the fact that you can still have a career after having that be exposed.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, they just dropped the Cannibal files. And only like, what they. One black guy at the airport had

[Duncan Trussell]

a problem still here. Yeah, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Oh, by the way, alien files. This is why I can't believe when I'm watching the NSA guy, I'm like, how you even show your face talking about alien. We just found out everybody eats kids, right? I mean, as a writer, I'm just saying it's a little anticlimactic to drop. To drop the Epstein files and then like, wait, they grape soda, they eat kids and as well as the other awful shit. And they're like, ooh, tic Tac ship. Like I don't give a fuck about the Sky Blobs. After you just told me. Did the aliens mention anything about it? Right. Do they have an issue? The peace loving. So what the fuck is everybody doing? Like you got to look into MK Monarch. It's a massively important thing. I've been calling the mass rollout of these mind control programs MK Retard to be stupid. It's not called that. It's called Gestalt. It's called Project Gestalt. That's an egregore by the way. A gestalt entity would be an egregore.

[Duncan Trussell]

Isn't it Gestalt? Isn't it?

[Kurt Metzger]

A gestalt entity is we all form. If we all formed one entity. You. All of us. Now we'd be a gestalt entity. You get it? It's a gestalt. It's a bunch of minds together. Hive mind kind of entity. And that's what the masking was. There's still people wearing Covid masks.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

And try telling them, by the way, Covid masks have never prevented Covid. We've known this since the Spanish influenza. That it doesn't do in fact. Right. It's probably worse for you to have that mask on than not having it on. Imbeciles. But people are crazy. As. And they've been programmed to be that way. And now you see them craving to have a mask on.

[Duncan Trussell]

They crave more.

[Kurt Metzger]

No order. Yeah. And you can watch them. That's. I mean that goes back to ancient Egypt. Dude. A society based on ocd. As the great Mark Win explained it to me. It's a. Ocd. You know. Like everything's superstition. Ocd. You know. I gotta. I gotta like flip three pages or else mother will be sick or you know, crazy. That's all.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Rituals.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

You ever seen Drugstore Cowboy?

[Duncan Trussell]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a pretty good movie. But it's all about people robbing drugstores for Dilaudid.

[Duncan Trussell]

Drew.

[Kurt Metzger]

Do Dilaudid. I used to be on that drug.

[Duncan Trussell]

Score.

[Kurt Metzger]

Store cowboy giving you drugs. Anyway. The guy would flip out because somebody put a hat on a bed. Which is a huge superstition at the time with junkies. I. I never heard of it in my junkie them times. But it was a thing. But yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Lots of like that.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

A heroin act in particular is going to be really. Because the ritual of.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Getting your works out. And. Yeah. I've never done that. But I imagine it must be a. Like a really good. Unboxing video to the anticipation of cooking it up on your spoon. This old, you know, now it's just fat.

[Duncan Trussell]

Thinking about that every step to get closer.

[Kurt Metzger]

And so now you've conditioned your body to feel a certain way when you're getting it ready. So it's even better because you know the high has been going down during your addiction the whole time. You're not going to get the same high. So now the ritual is like taking off a big part of it. And it's because it's to get your. A trance going in your mind to get the high you need to get. So when you see Danny Trejo talking about Manson hypnotized them to get high off heroin in prison. You ever see that?

[Duncan Trussell]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, Danny Trejo, him, he was hanging

[Duncan Trussell]

out with Manson in prison.

[Kurt Metzger]

They let Manson sleep on the floor, like, outside their cell.

[Duncan Trussell]

What?

[Kurt Metzger]

Because he's this little guy with a. Like a rope for a belt. And he was a skilled hypnotist. And he goes, I get. And because in exchange, he got them loaded on drugs they had previously done. One guy could not get high from this because he had never done heroin. Heroin. So his body didn't know how to feel on her. Your body knows how heroin feels, right? Heroin is just a thing that's making your body give you that feeling, but your body already has had that feeling. So a hypnotist like Manson was able to make you feel like you're high on heroin through. Through hypnotic suggestion.

[Duncan Trussell]

Whoa.

[Kurt Metzger]

I keep telling people the story because it's amazing to me because they act like hypnosis is no big deal, but. No, it kind of is. And it's used on everybody. What do you say you go to a baseball game and you watch him run that sigil? Oh, yeah. Wait, is this it?

[Duncan Trussell]

It's. It's Trejo, I think.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I haven't heard. Wait, I gotta take a leak soon. But I, I haven't heard him tell it on here, but he's told on multiple places. And Manson, by the way, of course, connected to CIA at some point.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm not saying he was an agent or, you know, people piddle about it of like. Well, he was never in the agent. I'm sure he wasn't in the agency.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right? Yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't. He wasn't a card carrier.

[Kurt Metzger]

People that are. Are fans of the agency will tell you they do business with scumbags.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

On my favorite guy in the world, Andrew Bustamante, has a wonderful story. Remember his wonderful story about how some contact wanted C.P. and he told. And he's like, no. And he told his superior and then they be here and they gave him a package to give this guy of C.P. okay, I'm going to stop you right there, Andrew. Why the is the CIA doing that? What did we get out of that Intelligence?

[Duncan Trussell]

National security.

[Kurt Metzger]

But we. We had a ring that the CIA protected, right? What the are we getting? We're not winning wars from it. What are we getting out of it? Who the did you actually work for? Do you ask yourself that? No. Because you're a sociopath, right? In your own words. I guess not.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right. Well, they have to have. I mean, every CIA agent I've talked to, they say that you have to have. When you're getting recruited, you have to have some level of sociopathic tendencies. Right. And it's like. Is it that thing where. Where when you work for a big company, like if you're a postal worker or whatever, and you see like something's addressed to the wrong thing or whatever, you're not going to like. Or something has the wrong stamp on it. You're not going to like sit there and say, okay, I'm going to solve this problem the right way. It's like a diffusion of responsibility. My. I know what my marching orders are. I'm not going to get in trouble for doing anything bad. I'm going to only do.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, you know, I get it with that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Hey, this is the wrong stamp. I totally get that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Not so much with eating children. I feel like.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, I don't think a lot of people knew about that. I mean.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, they did.

[Duncan Trussell]

I doubt. I mean. I mean, I'm sure a lot of people knew about. I don't think a lot of like.

[Kurt Metzger]

I think they went out of their

[Duncan Trussell]

ways, knew about that.

[Kurt Metzger]

They go out of their way not to know. Because the whole thing is designed like a secret occult society where you have levels of knowledge and, you know, you're a little compartmentalized with flint dibbles part, nothing else. You're not qualified to look at the other parts. Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Until you stay in your lane, until you do the right thing like John Kiriakou did.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

And go to jail. Then you realize. And there's always only two with. And I learned this working on Sasha Baron Cohen show. When I go, no one's going to do this. We make up these pranks that were insane. If you watch who is America? I still am. That's how naive I was. Where I was like, they're not going to sit there for this where you're pretending to be getting a hand job from a in front of this guy while you talk. Of course they will. It's money. Of course they will. Like what a naive little silly puss I am.

[Duncan Trussell]

Did you hear John Caru story about working on the Sasha Baron Cohen movie?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Well I talked about with him on Jimmy Dore because so that's a great, that's.

[Duncan Trussell]

I want to talk to the number one gnarliest terrorist.

[Kurt Metzger]

Sasha's a good boy. He's a good kohanim. Kohanim is like really important. And that's Levite Cohen Cohen. Oh, oh yeah. That's old money. Old money. Went to Oxford. I, I actually get along great with these Oxford guys. They're smart ass types because they, they read all, all you know. I don't know. I just, my sense of humor works with, it works. But I didn't know the. I know now and Oxford is older than the Aztec Empire as you know.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, John was telling me that when Sasha Baron Cohen, when they finally connected him with this crazy terrorist dude, they're like, he goes find me the worst terrorist and I want to talk to him. And he went and did it and the guy was just like sitting in like a bar or something like that. And the guy was just this old like normal guy and he didn't have a problem with it. He just thought it was fun, funny. He thought that, he thought he was weird but he wasn't like super almost killed. He wasn't aggressive. And then he went and dressed as a gay dude and went to the Wailing Wall and they beat the out of him.

[Kurt Metzger]

He, I, I've never seen him break character and as far as I know that's the only time that he's a character.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is because to get these Jews not to kill him.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now that, that would stick with me if I was Sasha, but it's not going to because he's from a good family with a lot of money and he's going to toe the line like a good rich boy. At the end of the day, like a lot of good rich kids are going to toe the line and then the ones that can't and he doesn't do drugs. I don't think he's ever done a drug.

[Duncan Trussell]

Sasha Baron Cohen.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, I don't think he's ever done a drug as far as I know. He never has. I liked by the way, I really enjoyed working with them. It's just now looking back I realize why we Kept talking about Assad from Syria in the. You know, because they said entertainers were entertaining Assad. I bet anybody from Syria. Sorry we didn't that to your country and put ISIS in charge. What is. Oh, can I say dude who books the Riyadh Comedy Festival? Can I put this out there? I would love to do that festival and personally apologize for America to the audience. I would like to go to foreign soil, Saudi Arabia, and I would like to apologize for America being a shitty friend. Please give me that chance. Please give me the chance to apologize for this shitbag Satan country I'm from for being the worst. You should never trust America and I'd just like to apologize to you about it, that's all. Oh, by the way, we have slavery here. Charity Arabia has slaves. You think we don't have that here? We actually have the most of it. Go check the numbers.

[Duncan Trussell]

And I'm including prisons he's talking about.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, that definitely is included because legally those are property. State property. That's a slave. Slavery ain't about not getting paid enough. Some slaves get paid a lot. Like athletes. Athletes and rock stars, they get paid a lot. But they're owned. They don't own nothing. Ownership. That's what slavery is about. Ownership.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, also we had MK Monarch and our leaders eat kids. I'm going to judge Saudi Arabia for killing a fake journalist who I think is an intel from Turkey whose fucking uncle, cousin or whatever the fuck is a close associate of Jeffrey Epstein. Adnan Khashoggi, right? Yo. Hey, well to do fan. I have a lot of friends. Oh, he was a journalist. No he wasn't. You dumb.

[Duncan Trussell]

Who? Jamal?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, you. Yo, why would your dumb ass go even go there in the first place?

[Duncan Trussell]

Wasn't he going to meet with Osama bin Laden?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, he was going to get a marriage license for his new young.

[Duncan Trussell]

But he knew Osama bin Laden like he was friends with him.

[Kurt Metzger]

I wasn't aware of that. But a. A Syrian, Armenian Lyft driver told me about Jamal Khashoggi and I had never heard anything in my. I remember asking Aramate who would not hesitate to tell me if he knew anything about it. He goes, I never heard anything like that. Because Aaron's like a nice boy at the end of the day, you know, he really is a good guy, man. His dad's like the best guy. Gabor mate wrote the book on addiction.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

I think bad Hasbara channel is a Aaron's brother because the guy kind of looks like Aaron. That's why I Found out about the Ashkenazi sperm recovery on the battlefield. You know, they. They got all these guys got. No, it's like they operate on Warhammer 40k rules. They gotta go get that gene seed. So Ashkenazis are the most Ashkenazi. You can't spell Ashkenazi without Nazi, can you? So it turns out. So there were always Jews in Palestine. There were always Jews in Palestine. That's a fact. And many Zionists will tell you that. That and they are correct. Those Jews did not want Ashkenazis coming in and doing what they did. In fact, the Mizrahi Jews, the Ashkenazis are so shitty to them that they formed their own Black Panthers in Israel. Do you know that? Yeah, there's a Black Panthers of non Ashkenazis in Israel that formed a lot of these psychopath Ashkenazis are. Were like no, Mizras can't serve.

[Duncan Trussell]

What does Ashkenazi even mean?

[Kurt Metzger]

Mean they're just doesn't mean they're German Pollock.

[Duncan Trussell]

Poland. That's what it is.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it means that. I'm just saying that because I'm sick of this.

[Duncan Trussell]

So. Oscar, Jews account for 70 of Jews worldwide.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. And I want to make it clear I'm not anti Ashkenazi, even though I was using that. That silly language of. Of I'm just against, you know, genocide. They're German.

[Duncan Trussell]

German Jews.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Look, I mean, boy, you could take the Jew out of Germany, I guess, but you can't take the Fussy. Take the Germany out, but you can't take the. It's like when what's his name, DJ Vlad got beat up by.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

What was that about Rick Ross and his. Because I don't know, but he exposed his. I'm not even. I think Vlad's like kind of a. I wouldn't trust that guy. But. But fairness to him, Rick Ross, who is the ex prison guard, I think it was because of that revealing the ex prison guard thing, you know, and the real Rick Ross, who's very interesting. That's a great. Did you get him on here?

[Duncan Trussell]

No. No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, that's a good guy.

[Duncan Trussell]

I would love to talk highway. Rick Ross.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Freeway, Freeway, freeway across.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because he's. He'll. He'll tell you all about the CIA connection to all the cocaine, all that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

All that black where you go. The CIA put crack in the community. Well, they were right. The people who said that were right. How? Look at fentanyl. You think the CIA didn't bring fentanyl. You think it was China? Is everybody stupid? Yes, they are. You can't even get heroin if you want heroin.

[Duncan Trussell]

Only get fentanyl.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, if you want good old fashioned organic heroin. Good luck. I guess Larry Ellison could get that. He could get it. Nobody else could get it because they bring the drugs in on purpose. We got way too many people. You know how people talk about overpopulation? Well, there's plenty of room and there's plenty of shit for everybody. It turns out it's just not enough for a few psychopaths, lizard billionaires to have everything and still control everybody. That's what the overpopulation problem is. It's not that it has to be like that, okay? It's just what the serpent race as John Lear called them the sons of Cain. Again, not things I think or I don't know. I would say I don't know about it. But that's what they say in these societies. They all are part of a diff. So what does that even mean? It means they think they're a different race than you. You. Yeah, it don't come. It ain't based on skin color because Jay Z's part of it. Clearly.

[Duncan Trussell]

And did you see the. The New York Times article that came out yesterday that says they still have Jeffrey Epstein's sperm? He spanked his sperm.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude, I'm telling you. Ashkenazi sperm recovery. In fact, I have a business.

[Duncan Trussell]

Find the New York Times article if you need.

[Kurt Metzger]

So why wouldn't you just get some Israeli sperm and make a new Jew? Oh, because they're racist. As they're racist against schwartzes. How do you say schwartzes? You know, like Schwarzenegger means. I've heard this. I'm not like Jeffrey Epstein banks his

[Duncan Trussell]

sperm years before his death. Mr. Epstein says that if he died, his sperm should be left in the

[Kurt Metzger]

control of his who runs his estate.

[Duncan Trussell]

Isn't it Bill Gates's buddy who I heard one of? Bill Gates is like one of the top executives that worked for Bill Gates was in control.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, can I get some? I'd like to. To taste it. I'm an oite now. I worship the serpent.

[Duncan Trussell]

I got to get pissed. We'll be right back.

[Kurt Metzger]

I do too. God damn. You know, a dream, normally you can't go back to the same spot. Like, you know, a dream like being a spot. And like if you want to go back to the place, you're just where you can. It just keeps going, you know? But then these weird dreams where you can go to the same spot every time. That's a very strange phenomenon.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like it. It just happens. Or you actually like, try to weapons.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, no, I don't try to do nothing but Mall Worlds one and. And Mall World also has a lot of weird pipes and like a sewer thing under it and. Yeah, it's real weird. And people have drawn maps and their maps matched. Almost like the hp. Yeah, like the HP Lovecraft dream books.

[Duncan Trussell]

Whoa.

[Kurt Metzger]

Cuz, you know, Peter Lavender wrote that. Necro.

[Duncan Trussell]

Necrobicon.

[Kurt Metzger]

You're the necrogob.

[Duncan Trussell]

Have you. Have you seen that? Necrogobicon?

[Kurt Metzger]

I haven't seen it, but I heard that he wrote it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Let's show him. Necrogob. That's a band. It's a metal band.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, they're called Necro Gol.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah, bro. The lead singer's a goblin. It's fucking sick.

[Kurt Metzger]

Duncan just.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is, this is Necrogobicon.

[Kurt Metzger]

This picture that Duncan just sent to me and I go, what is this? And he goes, it's one of the Mystery Boys fans coming to your house. I just said it.

[Duncan Trussell]

What?

[Kurt Metzger]

Naked guy? Yay. Oh, I never. I know there's. Isn't there like another Goblin based. And there's like a gnome based metal band?

[Duncan Trussell]

No, I haven't seen that one. No, I know there's Viking metal.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, there's all kinds of like, themes. When you have Gary Wayne here, dude, yours are so great. Gary Wayne, because he's done so much research, he could tell you what each of these alien races, what they, what

[Duncan Trussell]

they mean, like the, that Hal put off's talking about.

[Kurt Metzger]

What's Al put off talking about?

[Duncan Trussell]

He says there's three alien races. There's like the, there's four. Oh, maybe there was four.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, what's that old Scientologist up to?

[Duncan Trussell]

He's going on all the big podcasts.

[Kurt Metzger]

That guy's going.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's making the rounds, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, they've all been in. I asked Eric Weinstein why there's so many Mormons and Scientologists in this.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, what do you say?

[Kurt Metzger]

Say he goes, well, their, their belief systems are like porous, and it, it can allow new ideas easier. I. I think is. That's what he's saying. Yeah, but no, here's why. I already knew why when I asked him. I just want to know what he'd say. Yeah, because I'm just curious what people know and don't know. And I don't think he knows. I think he doesn't know because these people play off whatever your Your little hubrises and ego. And they'll use that to push you through path work. And so I'm 100, I think 100%. They did that to Jeremy Corbell. Like, they put his. They fucked his life up for a while, you know, and then. But it's not. They're not going to kill you. They're going to do it. So you feel like you got past a big obstacle and then forced their hand, releasing all this footage of UFOs that we didn't have before. It's true we didn't have it before, but is the footage we did have all that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, you mean all the UFO files that Trump released. That shit was all out there, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

They released some more shit. I mean, I don't do. Dude, first of all, I don't want to look at any blobs in the sky. I don't give a. About that. I want to know what the you do to kids and why you keep doing that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

And I want answers and I don't want to see Lutnick and.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Mormon front virgin only Nick Shirley. I mean, I'm. I'm making fun of this kid, but I'm sure he's been through some terrible things because J.R. sweet.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's being used, dude. He's. He's being used.

[Kurt Metzger]

But Mormons are a coven. Like, I had no idea how Mormons are. I had no idea. Yeah, but the inner circle of Mormonism is a fucking coven. Joseph Smith was a piece of shit. The Angel Moroni. Do you know where that comes from? Fucking when America was into pirate treasure a lot back in the day.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Finding buried treasure was like a big. Like the mining bitcoin of his day.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right, right, right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Was like you call up a spirit to listen to some fucking. To find you some treasure. And Maroni, because the name Maroni doesn't sound like the name of an angel, does it? It sounds like the name of some old Portuguese pirate or something. Which is exactly what it is. A guy, the captain kid cut his throat and his spirit guards the treasure. So initially Maroni was that a guy. We'd see him bleeding under from his throat and he was some kind of like swarthy sailor. Probably looked like me with a tan. Like some indeterminate eyebrow person. This is not an age. And then all of a sudden, Moroni tells you about the golden tablets. The Prince of America, Moroni. But that's. That's a pirate ghost. Originally. He's a pirate ghost with a slit throat. Don't sound angelic. To me anyway, if I've never been to that. That temple, the main Mormon temple in Salt Lake City. But maybe we can look at it. There's symbology all over it. That is Freemason and, well, Luciferian.

[Duncan Trussell]

Does this connect to what you were talking about with Duncan about these. The Saturnian necromancers that your Jehovah's Witness friend was telling you about or something?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, well, Saturn supposedly is again.

[Duncan Trussell]

Now I'm like, saturn is Satan, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, it's where they're projecting the matrix from or whatever the. Yeah, whatever. The black cube you're in. Everybody gets their own black cube, though. Don't.

[Duncan Trussell]

What's the story about the Saturnian necromancers?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, okay, so Saturn is the controller. Whenever you see that symbol of a black cube, that has something to do with that, and it has to do with whatever prison we're in, which I'm not entirely.

[Duncan Trussell]

Black cube, the Israeli.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah. It's a promising name, isn't it? Oh, that's weird because that's an evil thing and I. I can't see Israel.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's like the Israeli black water, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, I can't see. That's weird that Israel will be associated with something that vile as the black Cube. Oh, the Kabba stone, we think that shit is. Why the. Do they do that march around a cobblestone that was pagan previously. Blackrock. Blackstone. Oh, Apollo Capital.

[Duncan Trussell]

Apollo Global.

[Kurt Metzger]

Who's the guy? The Apollo Global Lord Conrad Black?

[Duncan Trussell]

No, his name is. God damn it.

[Kurt Metzger]

The is Apollo's Lucifer dude.

[Duncan Trussell]

Apollo Global was the company that basically all the time, top billionaires of the NBA teams were a part of. And there was this dude who was an NBA reporter named Henry Abbott. He wrote all about. And he used to work for espn, then he got kicked off espn. He started his own podcast and he. He learned about this Apollo Global company and found out that all these NBA owners were invested in Apollo Global. And then he found out that Leon Black.

[Kurt Metzger]

Leon Black.

[Duncan Trussell]

Leon Black was the guy who started Apollo Global and he was connected to Jeffrey Epstein. Paid Jeffrey Epstein, like, What was it, $70 million for estate planning or to help him with his tax taxes or something crazy.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know if someone who knows his son.

[Duncan Trussell]

And it all connects to Goldman Sachs and it connects to. What's his name, the crazy spy who did the video of him. What's that goddamn name? The super. You know who I'm talking about? Who's the guy who worked for Trump, got Trump elected the first time, and then went and made the video Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon, yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, he's with them.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's tied into all this somehow too.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, what I think as of now, but like I said, it could change, is. And as I had a fan that was writing to me about from the 2nd PSYOP division was saying they had civilian, so Sean Patrick has. It could tell you too. The deception operation takes about 10 years usually when they do a deception op, you know, on America itself. Totally legal now. Thank you, Obama Smith Modernization Act. And what does that really mean? That means they're gonna put. They're gonna put a LARP on everybody. And if you make enough noise, they'll give you your own LARP and they'll put you right through it. And you. And if you're not looking out for it. So now I think I know what Rudolf Steiner was saying about Madame Blavatsky being in a cult prison, because he talks about how she was psychic, but then these groups put her in a cult prison. Like, what the fuck is a cult prison? Yeah, I think it's a LARP they put around you that you follow the. Those leads they give you. And I won't say the name of the thing, but I know Georgiani got by some by being involved in. In, you know, they.

[Duncan Trussell]

Alt Right movement.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, they stitch him up with that Spencer gay guy, Richard Spencer, who, by the way, got some Nazi chick pregnant or something. I don't know what. He's gay. I don't know why. I don't know why these guys are gay, but they all. I guess having a kid's like a farm chore there.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah,

[Kurt Metzger]

guy from Mad at the Internet said that about Nick Fuentes, that having sex with a woman is a farm chore that one day he must do because, you know, he doesn't want to be near that little gay kid.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, Georgiani's a fun. He's a weird one. He.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, he just.

[Duncan Trussell]

So. He knows so much.

[Kurt Metzger]

That guy's stuff made. Because I never read Charles Fort until I saw Jojani somewhere. Yeah, I might have seen him on here as well.

[Duncan Trussell]

Neil introduced me to Georgiani, actually.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, what?

[Duncan Trussell]

Neil? Neil Senlak, Gnostic Informant.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Right, right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, he hooked me up at Georgiana. Because Georgiani knows so much about religion, too. Like, he's like. He knows so much about Christianity, like, ancient Christianity.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, he knows about the institution. See, here's the thing. He equates institutional Christianity with Christianity. He's friends with Atlantic Council people. Do you understand what we're talking about? When I Say Atlantic Council, like real rich kids that their parents were some kind of gangster in Eastern Europe. Okay. And. And New York is the most. One of those smug cities. I mean, the level of smug of New York looking back now is unreal. It's easily San Francisco level. I don't know if there's a canopy of a retard ray over people I know. Project Gestalt probably. But the friends I know that they. And they all just respect the shit out of authority, whatever it is. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like the, like just little. Look, they go, oh, well, this is an expert. And so you know that's how Bernie Madoff robbed a bunch of Jews with an affinity scam. Right. Oh, well, they say he's the best. And I'm. I'm a cow, so I go with the herd.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

And then he took all your. Because you couldn't think for yourself and do your own research and all. All the herd science said Madoff's the best. Right. Look at these returns he gets, you know, and so they're. These are people trained to go with the mainstream no matter what. And even the ones that aren't mainstream are still mainstream. They would never question. Maybe I don't need to get a booster. By the way, did you get your booster? Your Covid booster? You should be like your 15th.

[Duncan Trussell]

Forgot.

[Kurt Metzger]

What number should I be on by now? 15, probably 12 or 13.

[Duncan Trussell]

14. Yeah, something like that. In the teens for sure.

[Kurt Metzger]

Someone's doing that. Someone's topping off their Covid booster.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh yeah, for sure.

[Kurt Metzger]

Do you know what a fucking imbecile you are if you do that? I mean, I can't look down on you more. Luckily we're allowed.

[Duncan Trussell]

I got a fucking marketing text from one of the pharmacies around here recently. One of the big ones, either CVS or Walgreens camera. Which one? But they were like, oh no, we got. Now buy one, get ones for Covid boosters. Come here with your loved one. They're still doing it. I'm marketing it.

[Kurt Metzger]

I wish I tried crack instead of getting boost getting my vaccine. I wish instead of getting two pfizers, I got. I tried crack because I would love to try. That would be way better for my body.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's on my bucket list of tri cross crack. I would like to smoke crack for the first time with Hunter Biden, though. I think that would be a good story.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, dude, I bet you Hunter would tell you a lot of a guy.

[Duncan Trussell]

Did you watch his podcast with the Andrew dude? The Callahan dude?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. What's Callahan's deal. And why is he advertising with Hunter and whatever. Why does Hunter have the Finger Lakes tattooed on his back? I don't buy his.

[Duncan Trussell]

What does he have on his back?

[Kurt Metzger]

The Finger Lakes, all of them.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know what that is.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, in the Midwest, like Cuyahoga.

[Duncan Trussell]

Let me see a picture of this. Hunter Biden's Finger Lakes. Finger Lakes tattoos on his back because

[Kurt Metzger]

he used to have a great time.

[Duncan Trussell]

Just type in Hunter Biden tattoos. It'll come up.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, and anyway, those happen to be the, the. There we go.

[Duncan Trussell]

What the.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, because his grand. He would stay with his grandparents or something on one of those lakes and had a great time. And so that's why it sounds like to me. Huh. I. I think the Bidens are involved. Were, were and are involved in human trafficking. Just like. Well, Trump's part of it now, clearly. Don't you ever stop thinking that human trafficking is not being run by people in America high up and especially in the government, that that's where the most of it goes between American Canada is the Finger Lakes area. Yeah, it's real suspicious. Real fucking suspicious.

[Duncan Trussell]

Very odd.

[Kurt Metzger]

So look, I like when Candace Owens is telling the truth about shit such as she's not wrong about Charlie Kirk at all. I don't know why any think she is unless they didn't look and they don't want to believe it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, she said. Well, what was, what was this deal with the Time Traveler she was saying about it.

[Kurt Metzger]

She was talking about Project Looking Glass and that Charlie had talked. And I'm sure Charlie did talk to her about it. And, and you know, the main thing is Monarch. See, I want to hear the word said out loud. MK Monarch. I don't want to hear MK Monarch. That's the one that you'll notice people don't bring up a lot. Well, people do, but just not on major platforms.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm. I'm very vaguely aware of it.

[Kurt Metzger]

But like the people that o' Brien's book.

[Duncan Trussell]

My problem with it is all the people that have like, hit me up about it are people that say they were victims of it and they seem like crazy schizophrenics.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, well, I don't know if you know, the government testing drugs and on

[Duncan Trussell]

you, which if it was true, the paradox of it, if it was true and if their story was true, that's how they would probably come off. But it's. How do you know? Like, how do you verify?

[Kurt Metzger]

I guess you could just go by the track record of the government that did MK Ultra and MK often. MK Often is where they got into the occult, as you recall.

[Duncan Trussell]

So every person that emails me that says were abducted by aliens, you got to believe them.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, but I would hear. I always will hear the mat. Now I've heard stories where I'm like, this doesn't make any sense. See, schizo, that term. And schizophrenia is a collection of symptoms. They don't know what the fuck schizophrenia is. They've never known. There's that guy that worked with schizophrenics that's got an interesting story you should talk about too, because there's the ones that just say gibberish, and then there's ones where they're. Something's feeding on them and the only treatment is just give them drugs. They don't try to get it, you know? Anyway, I can't remember the guy's name. I apologize. But he. He's been on a bunch of stuff. And anyway, when I asked Eric Weinstein, because he's got a thing about gauge theory where he talks about. So in geometrical terms, I guess he has x4 and then thing, which is 14, y14 and x4. So x4 would be where we live. That's the three dimensions plus time dimension. X4, that's a plane on the thing, okay? And then he calls it the observer verse, which is 14 dimensional. That cuts down through that. And I was like, why just call it heaven? So you're talking about, right? And I go, you know, in Hinduism they got the 14 loca that are the same thing you're talking about. He goes, well, I don't do that because you can get schizophrenic so that these numbers match. And I'm like, oh. So I think I would love to talk to him about it more because that's a major flaw in your thinking, buddy. And. And I. I'd like you to stop. I'd like you to start maybe get a little schizo, because it would be a lot more useful than trying to find a way off the planet. I also asked him that, like, why do we need to get off the planet, right? Because there's weapons that can destroy the whole planet now, he said. I go, what if we just take all the fucks in charge and put them in a wood chipper and stay on the planet? It. How about that? How about instead of us having to worry about these animals that create this shit and voting for them, how about we all get together and stick them in a fucking wood chipper like Pedos deserve? And Then we can stay on the planet. How about that idea? Nobody likes my theory anyway. It's just like the arrogance and it's built in. If you're high, deal with hedge fund people and. Yeah, you went to the best schools or, you know. Yeah, I never talked to Brett, but he don't seem as much like Eric's older brother. Yeah, I really told Eric I enjoyed when he was bullying Brett for teaching at that stupid college that Brett Weinstein over. Yeah, dumb, but. So the academia was an infiltration from the start.

[Duncan Trussell]

All the eyes you see, Brett just debated. I don't know if he would call it a debate, but he debated this dude named Michael Tracy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, he's the best. Michael Tracy.

[Duncan Trussell]

It was fucking hilarious.

[Kurt Metzger]

Michael Tracy. Oh, yeah. Now I don't think Michael Tracy is a paid shill.

[Duncan Trussell]

He talks like he's. He talks like he's Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer, and it's bizarre.

[Kurt Metzger]

But again, are you trying to get a job with him? Because I can't imagine they already hired this oily man. I've met him. Michael Tracy, A little fat guy.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

He wanted to fight Jim Acosta outside the Hampton Inn when they wouldn't let him into some Epstein victory.

[Duncan Trussell]

I saw that. I saw that. I saw that.

[Kurt Metzger]

A tool bag Jim Acosta is. But I bet he'd win.

[Duncan Trussell]

Probably.

[Kurt Metzger]

Michael Tracy's not a big dude. I mean, not all these people are tiny when you meet them, but.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, he. He has a problem with podcasts. He says the podcasts are a big problem.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, well, they need to be.

[Duncan Trussell]

They need to be controlled. Censored.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, well, you know about digital borders, right? Digital borders.

[Duncan Trussell]

What's a digital border?

[Kurt Metzger]

So that. That group I mentioned at the top of the podcast, what I call vft Divine and Fig Tree.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which is really creepy. They're calling it Fig Tree and whatever. Ask Gary Wayne.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm sure it's some sort of biblical shit.

[Kurt Metzger]

It sounds like it. Like the fig tree generation that sees the fucking end times. What that sound? Anyway, they've. Their whole thing is to monitor people and then accuse them of domestic terrorism, which is not a legal charge and. Right, and then the corporations can censor you and.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, the domestic terrorism, AKA anti Semitism.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right, I'm sure. I. I gotta believe Ben Shapiro's probably jumped on this one too.

[Duncan Trussell]

Too.

[Kurt Metzger]

We don't have good digital borders. You know that. Never mind our physical borders. Just think about someone. People have. There's people that are high and all the. Like the ihrc, whatever. You said the Definition, name.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which is. Includes criticism of the nation of Israel. What's the criticism about Israel anyway? So a phrase like digital borders. Oh, we're China. You know, China has a firewall because they protect their digital borders, which everybody can get around with a VPN in China, by the way. That's what these are talking about. So. And they go. Because it could be foreign actors influencing people to think.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

That maybe Israel's not a good friend.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Unbelievable. And it's going to work, by the way. It's going to work.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, he was saying that the answer to that, like. Like what Brett was arguing is like, so what is the answer to that? Is the answer to that? Like three news channels like it used to be, where we get all the information. Like. Like you're basically saying, you know, if you have a library full of books, you're going to restrict certain books. Like, no, there's good books and there's bad books.

[Kurt Metzger]

I want to hear them all. I want to see every.

[Duncan Trussell]

You want to be able to read all the books and. And use your God given gift of reason to pick which ones are good, which ones are bad?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And if I'm wrong, go yourself. I like to be wrong. Wrong, too, shitheads. If I ruin your plans by saying I don't trust the vaccine, well, I don't give a fuck. That's my right. Right. They could pass any law about whatever they want. I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want, assholes. I'll say anything I feel like saying, but guess what? I'm almost dead and they don't have to do nothing to me. It's the generation. Whatever, Whatever. I think Tavistock made up this generational astrology we use. You know, millennial, Boomer, Zoomer. That's not a thing. That's a fucking. Another nonsense marketing term.

[Duncan Trussell]

Made that shit up.

[Kurt Metzger]

I believe Tavistock. I could be wrong, but ask Tavistock.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's a Matt Eric question.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, Tavistock gave us the Beatles. It gave us gender care in England. Yeah. And then Courtney. I'm blanking our last name by saying her name. The. The Final Betrayals. Name of the book. I recorded an episode with them, her and the guy authored it. And then there's some problem where I can't. Anyway, should be a good guess, too, by the way. But the Final Betrayal's name of the book. It's all about that Tavistock shit. If you read Tragedy and Hope, which my rabbi, Richard Grove sent to me initially, that kicked off me getting everything. Tragedy and Hope. Is all about England getting us back. In World War I. We used to hate England because we fought them and we liked France. But now after World War I, suddenly we're buddies with England. Oh, and don't say anything about Churchill that drunk.

[Duncan Trussell]

I just.

[Kurt Metzger]

England.

[Duncan Trussell]

I just had Scott Horton in here the other day.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah, he'll tell you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Dude, he's.

[Kurt Metzger]

Scott will tell you. I do. That's why I have a pipe. I don't smoke this. I just hold it like that. Yeah, I noticed Scott doesn't bring it on podcast either. We were just. He just had it and we smoked weed out of it and made me laugh to have it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Does he. He didn't bring his pipe in when he came in here though.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Scott. What? I stole the fact he had a pipe and I'm doing this, but he doesn't do that. But I find it hysterical to do this. It's just he had a. He had a good pipe that he was smoking weed out of with me at the. We went to a nice mid price steakhouse at my buddy Aaron the lobbyist and Keith and we.

[Duncan Trussell]

And he's got an insane visual memory of all of this crazy history with the United States and the war on terror and all. He knows the names, he knows the dates. He knows everything.

[Kurt Metzger]

He told me from his own mouth. He has a blind spot for anything religious or spiritual of any kind. He has a complete blind spot.

[Duncan Trussell]

Interesting.

[Kurt Metzger]

So. Because we're arguing. Because he still thinks 911 is what they said.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes, he does. We talked about that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which is like you would have to have a blind spot to all things to have. That's almost like how. You know how black holes where the laws of physics break down in the universe. I view those as like plot holes. Like a black hole in the universe to me is like a plot hole in the story that didn't get resolved and we're just not going to talk about it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right. A hole.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what he has, a black hole.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Where? Dude. With a memory like that. And his books are great. His books are great about the topics. By the way, I highly recommend his.

[Duncan Trussell]

His books are amazing. We have one of them right there provoked.

[Kurt Metzger]

And. And we were yelling each other. Smoking a pipe. Yeah. I love that guy.

[Duncan Trussell]

Dude. That guy's amazing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And he was like. Because he doesn't like. Because Alex Jones went into Bohemian Grove.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right, right, right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because what's the big deal if they have it with the Artemis? And what? I go, well, I don't really give a. But it's another closeted thing where you told me you're a conservative Christian and you're passing laws based on the. But you worship an owl. And what I'm into. So I'm into going to normal church like a. Like a. Right Normie, Right. You're gonna go get in a red robe and burn a fake wooden boy to an owl. You know, nobody sees a massive issue with this. Well, he doesn't, because he doesn't believe in anything that's not material, I guess. I don't know. I don't know what he. I don't know. If you got a blind spot to spiritual, then you must be like a atheist, I'm guessing. If you're an atheist, and I don't mean to stop. But you're using half of your brain. Yeah, you're using half of your brain if you were a secular materialist. There is nothing. So Yuval Harari, that little goblin with his awful book on anthropology, and he's such. I don't know, it's frightening to me that it's considered good by. By the leaders of the world. I don't think he's some powerful force. I think that you can make a living telling the lizard people what they want to hear, which is what he does for a living. Oh, free will is over with. Remember his. By the way, you are choice. There's no way to get rid of free will. You literally the part that's you. Okay. Of your body and souls, whatever parts make. The thing is, choice is. That's what you are. You're the choice part. So that's why when you die, you're just a big. Almost like a tree, right? Like a nice Kabbalah tree. Just a stack of choices.

[Duncan Trussell]

Do you. What? What do you. Do you know about that Robert Sapolsky dude?

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait, is that the guy that talked to the schizophrenics, or is he. The guy says no free will.

[Duncan Trussell]

No free will. He. He believes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Put a picture of him up before I trash him.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's the guy who does all the podcasts, but he never travels for a podcast. They're all on Skype, and he can't.

[Kurt Metzger]

He has no choice in the matter.

[Duncan Trussell]

What is his. Find out what his actual, like, credentials are. He's very interesting dude. Written a lot.

[Kurt Metzger]

I have tried to understand why free will doesn't exist from him explaining it and from Sam Harris explaining it, and I still don't get what the fuck they're talking about.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, neuroendocrinologist, primatologist, and Author.

[Kurt Metzger]

I think they're using a definition of free will that's like beyond.

[Duncan Trussell]

So his version of free will is he's basically saying like all of our genetic humans history and like everything that's led us up to where we are now like genetically and environmentally basically is predetermined. So like any, any situation we get into is predetermined based on that history.

[Kurt Metzger]

He's an what an. I know you got to explain why

[Duncan Trussell]

you come up with a better I, I, I butchered that.

[Kurt Metzger]

I think he. No, I mean I think you summed it up beautifully actually. And I think he's trying to explain his hair. He had no choice but to keep literally the shittiest hair and beard I've ever seen. What is he gonna do? It's his environment. He's gonna have.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's just a hippie bro.

[Kurt Metzger]

Fucking retard hair and beard. If he was a hippie then he would know that consciousness does not arise from your brain meat. Which is what dumb professor Dave I bet would sit here and tell you that I've heard assholes go there's no such thing as a self con subconscious.

[Duncan Trussell]

He. So he talks about, about stress a lot his bit. One of his big things that he covers is stress and his, his view on religion is that religion is a form of stress relief to deal with the world.

[Kurt Metzger]

Of course it is. A lot of things are but, but I mean a guy that doesn't really like or understand religion or hates what I mean the word religio means a constraint. At the end of the day it is a control system. Like I was talking about a black cube.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

But again these are all marketing terms. Okay. If you like Jesus, the whole point of Jesus was you don't have to get hung up on and institutions Jesus got killed for. Remember when they finally killed him he was flipping their tables. There's scumbag like the scumbag faith leaders around Trump. Those are the people that Jesus would have been flipping their over right so that he was always here, sent here to die. That was the whole point.

[Duncan Trussell]

Science lifey argues that free will is a complete illusion. He points that every human behavior is the inevitable result of a seamless chain of biological, biological and environmental. So I, I pretty much did nail it. Environmental causes stretching back millions of years, leaving zero room for.

[Kurt Metzger]

These are all simpleton philosophies that they, they complicate with academic language. You are typing Sapolsky on religion everybody and history. Just any knowledge of history you would know that some people do the unexpected and that's why. You know, my brother used to program video poker for casinos. He's a programmer. And I remember him telling me they can't simulate true random. You know, like true random. They can't simulate that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. True ran. It's like absolute zero. You can't do it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Huh.

[Kurt Metzger]

True random is the thing that I think is some people will do things you don't expect. And it doesn't matter what their background. Some people will go against everything that their environment told them to do. It's happened many times. The only way for his argument to work is if consciousness comes from your brain. And.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Even then I don't think it works, to be honest. But I'm not in neuro. I don't want. As Professor Dave would say, don't. Don't buck the system.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right. So if you have religion.

[Kurt Metzger]

Sam Harris. Sam Harris, the guy with the 150k a day meditation, atheist empire who fully supports genocide in Gaza and a war in Iran. But this one's different. Said the. The great zombie.

[Duncan Trussell]

Sam Harris said that.

[Kurt Metzger]

He's such a. Another guy that I'm supposed to think is smart. That is not impressive on any level. The guy who said we need to preemptively nuke Iran. Why would we have to do that? Sam?

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh my God.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because. So Israel can do as much damage as it wants to anybody at any time. You dumb. We had a cold war for how many years with mutually assured destruction.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

They want. That's. So they're not telling you that part when they go. Iran can't get nuke because the Greater Israel Project. I said this Eric too. That's a real thing. That's why they're in Lebanon, Babylon. They've already got a map of what they want and they've been talking about it openly. So it's not even a debate. Unless you just don't want to look at it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Which is most of the cattle that live here.

[Duncan Trussell]

So Polsky's view on religion as an evolution is an evolutionary coping mechanism for managing stress and anxiety, essentially calling it nature's antidepressant.

[Kurt Metzger]

He's a genetic deterrent.

[Duncan Trussell]

Atheist, Orthodox, Jewish.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. That doesn't go together unless you are a fuck bad kabbalist. Is that what it is? Yo. That don't. That Torah. The Torah does not teach that shit. Okay? Torah, Jews, religiously speaking, I like everybody except this fucking guy. Torah. That's not a thing. Okay? You get free will. You absolutely get free. His what he's defining free will as is like. Like really Murky.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. Like. Well, so what if my environment led me to make this or that decision. I've gone against decisions I was conditioned for and I've made decisions that I didn't want.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like, I also wonder people like him, excuse me, that write books on this and like make a huge name for themselves based on these theories are like maybe less inclined to change their theories.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, the people that are the slave masters of you that promote the universities and pay for them. The shitbags that pay for the science.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So every time. So Professor Dave, when he sits here and tells you, right, destroy it. I believe in the science. The church of science.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

The people that pay for you to exist. You. I already called him a toucan. There's no need to begin into this name calling. Like I have a very deep urge

[Duncan Trussell]

to do why he does it.

[Kurt Metzger]

I. I know I would slap the out of that guy in person. Like none of these. Dude, you should have seen this punk ass from the Atlanta Council that tried to ambush debate me. Georgiani's brother Lev took the fucking whole episode down.

[Duncan Trussell]

What?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, punk ass Vlad Davis and fuck his whole family. Fuck the Atlanta Council and anybody involved in that. Fuck Ukraine and fuck you if you don't like it. Oh, I'm so sick of people with foreign fucking accents telling me I gotta spend money for their dumb shit. There is no America first ever. It never was. It's a lie. The whole thing's a lot anyway. Well, I got off. I got all thinking about it. He thought he's gonna argue with me about we should keep giving our money to Ukraine. Not even Israel to Ukraine. They were trying to push this and then lives like, well, you generate a lot of loose.

[Duncan Trussell]

What?

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, well good. I hope it harms your cause, right? Idiot. The people that think the west is a good thing, it's not. It's not as demonic. Just what the muzzies said it, you know, the great Satan. Except we're not great. It's just Satan. It's a right Sam Smith at the Grammys. Fat with a vest and a top hat with little horns and embarrassment. What an embarrassment of a human. That's the Satan we are. And then Pfizer.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

In flames. Yeah, that's the bad countries.

[Duncan Trussell]

Consumerism. Consumer material.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I never saluted the flag once in my life. Thank you, Jehovah Witnesses. I've never taken a blood oath to this satanic flag that you. What a scum.

[Duncan Trussell]

I hope people Star Spangled Banner is based on satanic Dionysian ode.

[Kurt Metzger]

I did not know that.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's Neil. Another one Neil's taught me about.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah, Neil. Neil's a fucking dude. Turning point. Sand. Tripoli has done some fine distinct.

[Duncan Trussell]

So. So the original Star Spangled Banner was an ode to Dionysus.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, great. That guy. I mean, I had four claws on this podcast, but I find the original star.

[Duncan Trussell]

We gotta show it to Kurt.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Carl Jung wanted to turn Christianity into Dionysus worship because he was a priest of some Dionysing cult.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, was he really?

[Kurt Metzger]

They're all wizards and shit, dude. That's. Oh, this is what I want to say. These fucking dorks that are like academic nerds. I could beat up. Yo. You only exist because a goofy rich person.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is paying for you to exist.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

You secular cunt. Okay? The people that pay for you. And if they decide the money is going to go this way, like the nerd punk you are, you're going to go where they tell you. And that person guiding you thinks they came from Atlantis. You understand that the people that taught Professor Dave that there's no such thing as any other thing but giants. Those people are Harry Potter wizard people.

[Duncan Trussell]

And they have a temple to Poseidon on their island.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, you fucking. You fucking cow. So why look at the money first face like you did when you chose your major, right? Like the people that study string theory, like the dumb fucks they are. And Eric Weinstein's dead on about string theory being worthless. It's worth. Dude. Oh, we live in a hologram. Are you shitting me? Dude, everything's a hologram. Are you shitting me? Oh, I'm not real. So. But I shouldn't believe in another thing that's not real, like God, what a collection of.

[Duncan Trussell]

All right, play it. This is the original. Put your head. He talks about Bacchus and he even

[Kurt Metzger]

write a new song.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, they just copied the whole thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Since Jerk off wrote a parody song.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, this is the original. This is the original. I know.

[Kurt Metzger]

So the Star Spangled Banner is a parody of this.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oda Dionysus.

[Kurt Metzger]

So weird. He. Weird Al Yankovic, our Yankee victor. I did not know about that. That's actually, like. Makes a lot of sense.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, well, George Washington's coat of arms looks like the flag. You know, his family from England. This was always in New Atlantis. America was always, in the words of Sir Francis Bacon, the illegitimate son of Queen Elizabeth and the head of the Shake a spear.

[Duncan Trussell]

The dude who wrote the first Atlantis book, right after Plato.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, maybe. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, I think he was.

[Kurt Metzger]

Isaac Newton was a Ch. By the way, Isaac Newton.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's what Ben. Or that's what. What's his name. Graham Hancock. Based his first all his off.

[Kurt Metzger]

I did not know this and I'll happily be corrected if I'm wrong. Openly Luciferian.

[Duncan Trussell]

What?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Luciferian is not Satanist. You know that, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

There's so many forms of Satanists, I don't even. I can't keep track.

[Kurt Metzger]

So Satanist is actually kind of, you know, like it's catch all term and it is inaccurate and it's probably not good to use, but it's insulting. So I've used it a lot lot Luciferian, which is what all that freemasonry is. Is to hold the seething as a great manly P. Hall. You know, when you prove you can hold the seething energies of Lucifer in your hand, that means you're good and bad. You. You're. Or as Young said, what do you were you. What's the term when you. You know your side of you don't want to admit exists you in not ingratiate agnostic. No integrate integrating the shadow. That's Jungian psychology.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. What does that mean? I. I'm not really sure. I get. I do understand one thing of like acknowledging the parts of you that you don't like. But you get that in Christianity or Scientology. Yeah. Yes. So what is he doing there? And. And Young. The quote from Young is. It's like he wants to. They want to turn Christianity into Dionysus worship and people become beasts. Like the Hunter S. Thompson quote. He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man in the beginning of fear and loathing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right, right, right, right.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's old Illuminati, dude. That's like way back. The Russo's. Even the dipshit from the Bavarian Illuminati. The whole idea is like we're going to be hermaphrodite beasts and then there's going to be a class ruling us. And that's what they mean by getting back to the golden age. Everything in its place. No free will. Like that dumb Sapolsky. Wow. I know. Wow. What a Pollock. That's not fair. It's just his name.

[Duncan Trussell]

Sapolsky. Speaking of Hunter S. Thompson, tell me about those snuff films that you. That you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, Frank, read the read. Nick. You ever talked to Nick Bryant?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, I have. I have talked to him.

[Kurt Metzger]

I gotta have him on my show. But he wrote a book and Paul Bonacci talked about it. About Hunter S. Thompson shooting gay snuff films of boys. Where did Hunter get money from? Near the end, when he couldn't write no more, as everybody knows, he wasn't able to write anymore and see a diaper and this and that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. What happened to him?

[Kurt Metzger]

Carried a doctor bag of drugs around. Never caused him any problems until one time a chick said something and the police raided his home. But he was fine. He didn't do any time. But he's legendary for his doctor bag of drugs. If you put in Johnny Knoxville, this is how I see. This is what I accept as evidence, which I want to make clear is not going to be good court evidence. But this is the evidence. This is how. Just if you understand, like, why am I saying this or whatever. If you put. Johnny Knoxville's talking about meeting Hunter S. Thompson, I'm like, hunter stomps a piece of shit silly. In the story, it's all about. Johnny Knoxville's hanging out with Sean Penn. All these famous people and Hunters all sat at a bar and somebody's holding his doctor bag for him. He's still carrying a fucking bag of drugs. Mm. Yes. This actually, I actually felt bad doing. Cuz. Cuz what's his name got sad. Duncan got sad when he saw this.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Because I find this to be at least as disturbed. As disturbing as Bill Cosby forcing interns to watch him eat curry in his dressing room. Yeah. Never mind the other crimes, which. Which at least I could understand, maybe the motive of them. But this shit, where you go, the employees of the hotel to come and tuck me in.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's satanic, that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. Immediately you see it. So what Johnny Knoxville says here, you want to fast forward a little bit? Let's see what he first says. I remember we had to go a little bit further.

[Duncan Trussell]

Go ahead, hit play from there. What's your arc been in terms of what you make of him?

[Kurt Metzger]

That style and that.

[Duncan Trussell]

That lifestyle? Well, cuz that guy can write his ass off.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

He's just a brilliant writer, Right. But the Persona he backed himself up into, it cost you, you know?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Cost him. I remember walking in the bar that night, New Orleans, and his head was just down on the bar, and he was just beside him, so himself. And he's just. He was in the pain and he was saying, all of his friends are passed and gone, and what's the point? And I don't want to feel like I'm name dropping, but I was with Sean.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Penn that night, and Sean got him. Like, come on, don't stop talking like that. Yeah, like Snap out.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes. Sean Penn.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

And we picked up his doctor bag. Well, Sean picked it up by his, you know that. His famous doctor bag.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. He still is carrying a bag of drugs around. Unmol.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Right. And he came out of his shell because everyone started reading from the Curse of Lono. And it was like a lot of what his editor was there, a lot of some other actors and actresses, and it was all kind of a celebration of his words, kind of impromptu. Yeah, we were sitting in a circle. We were sitting in a circle.

[Duncan Trussell]

Circle jerk.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Reading from the Curse. Alono.

[Kurt Metzger]

Let's celebrate. My work on my dick was blitzed. Right.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

I was. And you know, I was pilled up. I was drunk.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wow.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

And he reached in his bag and threw me a big thing of pills and I just downed a few without looking.

[Duncan Trussell]

And I said, am I going up or down, baby?

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

And he's like, yeah, he guessed Viking. It was like, little respect. Which is a terrible. It's a terrible thing to be able to do.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right?

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Terrible.

[Kurt Metzger]

It.

[Duncan Trussell]

And he was.

[Kurt Metzger]

I could do it. Okay. Yeah, my kind of guy. Yeah, I could do it.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Eventually he, he took Umbridge and he's like, you got to read. And everything that I was fearing happened. Like I stumbled on some Hawaiian words and the. And he's like, well, I don't, I don't. I don't know what's going on. Usually very bright. And I was like, you hear that? And because I'm, I'm. I'm gripped with anxiety anyway. Right. That's one of my blocks.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

So then all the things I had feared came true. And I have know he just path worked him satanically.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what he wanted.

[Duncan Trussell]

By giving him his Vicodin.

[Kurt Metzger]

No. But he goes, okay, so you see the manipulation. So Hunter's sad because, by the way, when did you first hear of Adrenochrome? Cuz I first heard of it from Hunter S. Thompson. Yes, that's what I heard of it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Weird, isn't it?

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay,

[Kurt Metzger]

so. So you're all depressed when you had a great life at doing drugs and shooting guns at teddy bears filled with cream cheese or whatever. And now you're all sad because your friends are gone and all these people worship you like a fucking God, apparently. Drunks and drug addicts whose lives are going down the toilet because of their drug abuse, such as at the time, Johnny Knoxville. You just toss them pills out of your doctor bag, then you respect them when they know what pill it is, then everybody starts reading your own book to you. Okay. Like A cult leader. Then a guy stumbles over a hole. You ever try to read Hawaiian words as a surfer? I bet it's hard.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, never tried.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you surf and you don't attempt it?

[Duncan Trussell]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

You don't read the words of this cannibal island, which, by the way, they were cannibals, you know, they ate babies there for quite some time in Hawaii.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's what I heard. Oh, in Hawaii, yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

A Captain Cook. Didn't he get eaten? Didn't they cook him something funny with his name? Anyway, then. Then. So he stumbles on a Hawaiian word. And then the way he said what Hunter S. Thompson said to him. You're usually very bright. Hunter Thompson's smart enough to know what he's doing there. That's negging someone like you would with a chick. I understand you're usually smart. You. You hear the neg in there, the NLP that he's doing.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, I don't understand. I'm not. I don't.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why would you drug someone yourself out of your warlock bag and then as everyone's worshiping you like a fucking false

[Duncan Trussell]

idol, belittle somebody like that?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Why would you. That's control tricks, dude. What else is that?

[Duncan Trussell]

I see what you're saying.

[Kurt Metzger]

I understand you're very smart. Aren't you wearing a diaper, you old piece of shit. That's what I would have said. Hey, fuck all your writing since that one thing they made a movie of. You fucking scumbag that makes snuff films. That's what I would have said to him because I think he did it a hundred percent. And at Paul. But when Franklin scandal, Yet another Epstein. Yet another Epstein scandal. They keep popping up every so often.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Nothing ever. You know who gets punished? The victims. The people that said something. That's the only punishment. That's how you know you live in a Satan country, because if you lived in one that wasn't satanic, then the criminals would be punished. But they're not. You live in a country that worships money and the people don't worship money. Worship literally out of your holy books. Right. The bad, not the good parts.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right. And. And the problem with that is they're interpreting it however they want to interpret it. Because that shit's hard to interpret.

[Kurt Metzger]

What?

[Duncan Trussell]

You know, all the biblical. All of it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

People interpreted a million different ways. And these people are taking this and that. It's not only ancient, interpreting it however they want and layering it on top of modern society that was written in antiquity.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's why I love Gary Wayne, because I don't think I've ever seen a guy who believe is a believer. Like he is, who syncretizes and really tries to make the things fit. And if something's uncomfortable, he, like, looks into it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And he's also very humble guy, so he behaves like a Christian, as far as I could tell. Gary Wayne, you know what I mean? He's not like, I'm right and you got to believe this thing or you're wrong. In fact, I tried to warn him about somebody that I heard bad things about that I saw around him. And he was like, well, I'm not. Because everybody's free to believe what they want. Everybody gets free choice.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

The exact opposite of that dirty Sapolsky Seder creature, mind control zombie. That's the same as a voodoo thing. All this is connected that we talked about, it seems.

[Duncan Trussell]

What do you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Have you connected.

[Duncan Trussell]

Have you heard anything about this? This, like, push to integrate psychedelics with, like, the Catholic Church?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, but I mean, we got disclosure coming, right, from Steven Spielby, so guess what? And I love the marketing with them that will help put off being this.

[Duncan Trussell]

Great timing. Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is the other guy dead? The guy with the pipe like this, that Stanton Friedman, is he gone?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, he's dead.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, let's get him anyway. Let's get him for Harry Carriot.

[Duncan Trussell]

All right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Get him anyway. Let's. Let's say I am in. You know, let's AI Stanton Friedman's corpse into the new Spielberg picture, I think.

[Duncan Trussell]

What was Stan Friedman's deal again? He was like an MIT guy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Guy. Yeah. And I believe a Scientologist as well. It's usually Scientologists and Mormons involved.

[Duncan Trussell]

Catholic mental health professionals react to executive order removing barriers to psychedelic drugs.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now, Rogan went to something at the White House for this.

[Duncan Trussell]

I saw that it was the. It was the. Or the ibogaine thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, well, I've heard people quit heroin with ibogaine. I don't know. I've never tried it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, no, neither have I. But I have this friend I was telling you about earlier, Travis Kitchens, who's a journalist who reports on all the psychedelic. He was a part of one of the original studies by John Hopkins.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's pretty good.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, it tastes really good.

[Kurt Metzger]

Don't taste bad at all for energy thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

But it's a. There's no. It's a Kratom energy drink. That's the problem.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, really?

[Duncan Trussell]

People can get super addicted to it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, I already take Kratom. How Is it gonna make.

[Duncan Trussell]

No. I know you already take them, so you probably love it, but I don't

[Kurt Metzger]

take a lot of Kratom. I take three capsules and I'm take a pretty low amount, but.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, but that's like capsules, you don't really know like what is like how much are you really getting. Getting, you know?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Well, we around and find out.

[Duncan Trussell]

Around and find out. Yeah. This the first time I ever had cr.

[Kurt Metzger]

Sorry, Professor Dave.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's clearly working, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

I was on Oxycontin and I. I've never done Fentanyl, but I. That must be one of the worst things to kick Fent. That's got to not be good to kick. Because Suboxone.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Felt worse than not having oxycontin. Cotton Suboxone. Oh by a lot.

[Duncan Trussell]

And the Kratom helped you get off

[Kurt Metzger]

the oxycontin off the. Off the Suboxone.

[Duncan Trussell]

Because they'll keep Suboxone.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right, Right, right, right, right, right. And then. But like I said, I don't. I take three capsules off it like three times a day.

[Duncan Trussell]

So of the Kratomack capsules. But you get like legit stuff. You don't. You're not buying from the gas station.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, if I couldn't find it, I'd probably buy it from wherever the things. But the thing is it's just a leaf that's ground up. So. Yeah, you know Ron Taylor. But a lot of people try this have never done drugs. So if you've never done opiates or had a problem like I would have had. Yeah, you would be like, this is crazy. I don't get like a high from it. Right. I mean, I also it has a thing where in low doses it's. It's like a energy more than.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's what this stuff is. Right. Like you drink one of these and it gives you energy, like super mental clarity and focus.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a low dose.

[Duncan Trussell]

Knows if you drink two of them, it'll feel like kind of like a Xanax type deal.

[Kurt Metzger]

If you drink three of them, you'll puke. You puke it up. If you. You can't OD on Kratom, it'll make you throw.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh yeah. You get real, dude.

[Duncan Trussell]

I had this dude on the podcast once.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, I don't know. What if you mixed it with and made a extract? I don't know anything about that.

[Duncan Trussell]

I had this dude on the podcast once that right before we started, he goes, hold on one second. And he takes a giant scooper I

[Kurt Metzger]

used to have a scooper.

[Duncan Trussell]

He has a huge zipper block back he goes dry scoops crad him right down his gullet right before we started. And then he like washed it down the pills. And then he washed it down with one of these.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, how much heroin was he on?

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh my God. I, I don't even think he was on heroin. I think he just uses it as like a, a focus drug or whatever.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude, to do. That's like a lot of kratom to do.

[Duncan Trussell]

First of all, maybe he must have been on something.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know anybody dry scooping anything. Please don't do that. Well, I do what you want. I'm not your dad, but it's gross. And also with to dry scoops, I don't even know how you would do that and not die because that is so like it doesn't absorb water. Well.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right. It's like cinnamon.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's an alcohol.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's like something where it's like you'd be like taking cinnamon or something. Yeah. I don't know how you would physically be able to do that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, I don't know. But what was I talking about? I was talking about the. Oh yeah, oh, Travis Kitchens, he was a, he's the psychedelic journalist. He was a part of the John Hopkins study, one of the original John Hopkins John Hopkins studies on with the using psychedelics. They gave him Robitussin and all kinds of crazy stuff.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh God, what an awful way to trip.

[Duncan Trussell]

And they were, they were doing this study on religious professionals where they were taking like the heads of all these religions, like, like a Jewish rabbi, a Catholic priest and Muslim, whatever you call it, and they were giving them psilocybin and trying to figure out their hypothesis was that if they could give all these different religious leaders these psychedelics, they could find the common core to all religions, this perennialism, that all religions.

[Kurt Metzger]

When were they doing this?

[Duncan Trussell]

A couple years ago.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why weren't they doing it with scientists?

[Duncan Trussell]

See, they were, they, they had scientists. It was a job John Hopkins study. But like their, their test subjects were the religious people. And I think Rick Doblin was a part of this thing and they eventually canned it because they found out that a bunch of the people that were putting, putting on, putting on the study, the scientists themselves were like hanging out with the participants and like doing drugs with them on the side and stuff like that. They were like partying on their.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like they formed a shitty jam band. It was awful.

[Duncan Trussell]

But what they found out, they didn't find out There was a common core to all religions. What they found out was that the psychedelics, when these, when these religious people took the psychedelics, all it did was enhance their beliefs that they already had.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

So now pe. Now there's this push to use psychedelics in the church because their Christianity is dying out in the West. And we need to read. We need to.

[Kurt Metzger]

What church is saying this?

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, there's a book called the Immortality Key by this dude, Brian Mararescu, and he goes in and he investigates. He. He basically, it's like a new take on Carl Ruck's book the Road to Elusis, where they're saying the Eleusinian mysteries that were happening in Greece, where they were going there and like they were drinking this ergot wine and like tripping ball calls.

[Kurt Metzger]

That.

[Duncan Trussell]

That was the. That's where Christianity came. It sprouted out of that. This is what the take is. And they're saying if they can give the priests, the church fathers, give them the power to give the congregation psychedelics, it's going to enhance Christianity. And it's gonna.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why not try Adrenochrome while we're. Look, church sounds fun. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. But. But the, the argument, new idea.

[Duncan Trussell]

Travis's argument against it is like, if you're giving these people who are going to church, these con congregants, the psychedelic drug people who are probably already vulnerable to begin with, and you're giving the power, the guy who has the microphone or the direct line to God, to put the people under psychedelics. Now these people are going to be super malleable and, and you can like get them to believe whatever you want.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, you don't say. Oh, you don't say.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, this doesn't sound like a new idea at all, does it?

[Duncan Trussell]

Sounds like a terrible idea.

[Kurt Metzger]

Sounds like an old idea with a M and a K in front of it. And we've heard of this many, many, many times. Mk, Monarch, Ultra, what they do with Ultra, right? Exactly.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's exactly what it.

[Kurt Metzger]

The whole hippie thing is fake. It's all Tavistock, by the way. Tavis, Doc. All the great music of the 60s. All their parents are generals and lieutenants. And Jim Morrison's dad's the guy that did the Golf of Tonkin. False Flag. That's his dad. Dad. Frank Zappa's dad worked at Edgewood Arsenal where they. You ever see Jacob's Ladder? The movie, the horror movie with Tim Robbins where we get that, like Silent Hill, Vibrating Head Monster. Oh, that's from. Yeah, it's a scary. It's scary. And it's about it. And. And it turns out it's about Edgewood Arsenal when. Listen, what's. I don't know why anybody be loyal to the United States military, the they do to soldiers. It's really vile. But they took these soldiers and they tested, you know, Benadryl. The worst thing to trip on ever.

[Duncan Trussell]

Benadryl.

[Kurt Metzger]

Don't ever do it. It's how you see the hat man. You know the hat man?

[Duncan Trussell]

You take a shitload of Benadryl and you trip.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's the worst trip you've ever heard. If you go on Irawid drug vault, which is back in the day, that's where you'd look up effects of drugs. People would give you trip reports. Everybody like, do not do this drug. It sucks. And then some people go, I'm gonna do it again. Like, why stop now? I didn't know at the time reading that. It sounds awful. It's like, what is going on in your life that you want to do that again? Den. The hat man that you've heard of, that people talk about, that's. What's his name? It's Papa Legba from voodoo. That's who the hat man is. That's Papa Legba. In fact, that's probably.

[Duncan Trussell]

Why does he only show up when you trip on Benadryl?

[Kurt Metzger]

Probably tuning into the right station. Oh, okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is that what. That's not what's going on.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because we don't know what consciousness is, or I think we did. I think some people know what it is and they don't want to say. But how I think it is is radio stations. And that's why astrology.

[Duncan Trussell]

That makes sense. Wear antennas.

[Kurt Metzger]

Now, I'm not saying the astrology. That dippy girls and in the papers real or any of that. Okay. However, the leaders. Didn't Hamilton Pharmacopia tell you that they were given a fake computer to third world countries that was telling them fake astrology?

[Duncan Trussell]

No, that was. That was Nancy Reagan. She.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's. That's her.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's how she came up. The war on Drugs.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's crazy.

[Duncan Trussell]

An astrology computer.

[Kurt Metzger]

Of course.

[Duncan Trussell]

Her and her Nazi, her advisor, they're like, she needed. She needed a purpose. She had. She had no purpose. She needed meaning. And then heard her. She had a. What was the name of the guy who gave her the astrology? It's hilarious. It was her astrologist. Her astrologist gave her an astrology computer and they did some sort of thing and they Found out with astrology that she needs to come up with the war on drugs.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, probably. And probably.

[Duncan Trussell]

And Hamilton actually got his hands on one of those astrology computers.

[Kurt Metzger]

I've seen Hamilton tell somebody. They were also giving those out to people in other countries that are like, our allies. I'm sure Mexico got a fake one.

[Duncan Trussell]

I thought that was the. I thought that was the octopus thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, that. Okay, octopus is the. The computer program with the back door in it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes. Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

But this is. No, no, specifically with astrology. Oh, there's like.

[Duncan Trussell]

Maybe you're right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so there's a 13th symbol of astrology, which is Apollo. We're fighting a dragon, Lucifer. And NASA was going to announce it. Not that NASA was announcing new astrology changes, but a new like stars had shifted and that would affect the astrology. All these people believe in astrology. But why? Well, because if I put the right parasites in you, which act as a receiver, like DNA is a receiver, dude. And if I put the right parasites in you and the moon phases are right, and it's the time of whatever, we can beam other shit into you into that DNA. We could beam another conscious. So right now your brain's picking up a signal of consciousness. Right. And that's why people get up and they do. A Dionysian cult is to pick up a different consciousness or ideas or inspiration. Right. That's what that mystery is about.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's what the muse is.

[Kurt Metzger]

Just so you know, if you look up the. The cult of Bacchus and you can find it online.

[Duncan Trussell]

Bacchus is the God of wine.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dionysus. Yes. The cult of Bacchus would get rich. Rich guys in from noble families. And then you go through the mystery and then people have animal masks on and they bang on tambourines and drums while you get. So no one can hear your screams. And that's your big. That's your biggest. Like a diddy party.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like a diddy party, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a real old practice. Diddy got used as a living altar is what I heard. You know how bad that is when you. They use your body of a. And your kid and they use you as the altar. That means they on top of them and on. That means the most foul you could imagine happen at Diddy from his mom with some Caribbean evil. Oh my God. Not to mention incest. Etc. Okay, yeah. The cult of Bacchus, they were a real problem in Rome. So why would Carl Jung want us to get back to that? That's very strange. That seems odd.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, this is all like, you know, back then, that's when they had that. This was like the polytheistic stuff where they had multiple gods. These people, these people, they, they, they. You didn't have to be loyal to one God only. They, they. These people had like. They worshiped many gods.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, it's smart to pay retail in your religion like that. Why would I want to talk to the manager? I want to talk to Dionysus. Take your go feet and go yourself, you creepy homo. That's how I would talk to that God. Yeah, I don't want to talk to fucking gods. I go right to the stop. If I'm going to do that at all, I'm either doing nothing or I want to talk to the manager like a real Karen. I'm not going to sit there and make a little offering to. Oh, this is the goddess of period blood. You know the stupid shit these people do. Well, you know, that guy, the bowl, the drinking guy. Boy, he took being Greek real serious, huh? Well, he takes being Greek to the next.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, he reads all the Greek, all the Greek, and it's all about that stuff. All those people were doing all that crazy. I know they found that cup in Tampa. You know that the, The Museum of Tampa, they found that ancient Egyptian cup with like period blood, breast milk in

[Kurt Metzger]

it and wash your cups out. People, you know, don't use the same period cup for your.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, right. After all these years, you. You couldn't put it in the dishwasher.

[Kurt Metzger]

Starfire and blah, blah. There's a whole thing of cannibalism and drinking blood with specific bloodlines. And there's a way to become. Well, I'm just telling you the lore. I don't say it. I believe in this, but people believe in it where it's like you could become quantumly entangled with someone leaving that's dying, you know.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah, what is that about something

[Kurt Metzger]

with 8 hertz on.

[Duncan Trussell]

Who is just telling us about this?

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, if you somehow. If you. It's 8 terahertz or some frequency that water could take on into the interdimensional property, supposedly, whatever that means. And. But we're made out of water, so I wonder what those hurts would do to us if we, you know, humans are a big bago. You're like a big bag of water.

[Duncan Trussell]

Chemical bag.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, that's right. That. That's why your. Your boy with the. That used to be fat, but now he's a. I don't know, a wizard. He'll tell you. He's right. And he's not wrong. Humans are a medium. That's why he called a spirit medium. They're just wizard. Your boy. He's a jizzard. He's a dark, black jizzard.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, no, he thinks Jesus was a wizard.

[Kurt Metzger]

What's he doing? Not. Not drinking?

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know.

[Kurt Metzger]

Who knows? Again, I'm still. Okay, fair enough. These are strong charges against Jesus. You're against that, though, right, sir? Oh, you're not against it. Okay. You're against doing stuff to kids, though, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, he's against it. Yeah, he says he's against it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

He says he's against all the pedophilia stuff.

[Kurt Metzger]

Forgive me if I.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's why he's an. That's why he's anti Jesus, because he thinks Jesus was into that.

[Kurt Metzger]

So. So just. Just to get to his story straight that you're telling me because of his anti. PDF file feelings, he's against Jesus, but really into Greeks, That. Is that the.

[Duncan Trussell]

Into the Greek language?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, it's the most pedo thing there is.

[Duncan Trussell]

Here's his whole Greek.

[Kurt Metzger]

You're into a boy. Hey.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, well, the Greeks were all into that. Yeah, that's right.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's right. They were. So that's weird that you would be all into that and then go, oh, Jesus. I heard he did this. Did you hear it from a Greek? I bet you did.

[Duncan Trussell]

He says that when you start reading all the Greek, it, like, reshapes your brain.

[Kurt Metzger]

It grooms you.

[Duncan Trussell]

It changes the way you think he's like.

[Kurt Metzger]

Because I. I want to see that footage of him when he's fat and has a beard that I can't find no more. And it's been scratched. Corrupt.

[Duncan Trussell]

What footage?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, dude, it's great. It's him giving his speech. He don't talk like that in his old videos where he's like, fatness. You can't find him no more. It's like trying to find Tina Fey's fat pictures. They don't exist.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think I've seen that Tina

[Kurt Metzger]

Faye used to be fat on snl. Should be a writer standing. Oh, no, I know.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm talking about him. I'm talking about the video.

[Kurt Metzger]

Stupid. Yeah, no, yeah. He was teaching and he had glasses and a beard and he'd hair and he didn't talk how he talked.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, you know his origin story. Like, why he, like, went down the path. He ended up going down, down.

[Kurt Metzger]

And that's another question I'm Supposed to think it's impossible that you astral projected to do to some chick. And. And I saw how he said to you how preposterous the very idea of that was. Yeah, but you just got done telling a story that two of your assistants got possessed, right? And you were told you're gonna help the Antichrist. So how the fuck is that possible? But not you being an astral pist. That's my question. The part that I don't believe is that the church is. I think he's Jesuit connected still. Because I don't trust no Jesuit. I'll tell you that. And I'll trust no night of anybody tells you Knights of Columbus are not bad, they're lying to you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Who says the Knights of Columbus are bad?

[Kurt Metzger]

The Jesuits, a lot of people. There's this guy who. It's like, you know, there's a lot of ex satanist people on things. There's one guy who's from South Africa. He really makes me laugh because he has a face like. And then I met the Christ and I began to cry and I. Like, I. I don't know his name, but he talks about Muti, which is some, you know, some practice in South Africa where you take kids blood. It's always the same. And people ask him questions as the Knights of Columbus involved in anything goes. No. Well, I know you're not telling the truth there, buddy, because you better look into Lake Havasu. Lake Havasu is where they are. Sm. That's where they had been smuggling all the kids from. You know we had 300,000 illegal kids missing still, right? Yeah, they're still missing. Any word on them?

[Duncan Trussell]

No.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

No.

[Kurt Metzger]

Hey, check your McNuggets.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So that's 300,000. That seems like a lot of children. Wait a minute. We're being spied on 24 hours a day by. From your fucking washing. You have a smart washing machine that watches you shower. Okay, but we can't find 300,000 missing kids. That's strange. They must have wanted that to happen. That those kids and Wayfair. All that was true. Remember the Wayfair?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

And then the. The fake debunking was like, oh, what do you think? They hide kids in a pillow and send. No.

[Duncan Trussell]

What was the Wayfair accusation again? Remind me.

[Kurt Metzger]

People are buying kids off Wayfair and 100. I think they were. I have any doubt that they were. There ain't. No. You got a cabinet and it's got a kid's name. It costs 30 grand and it's sub IKEA quality. That's a child. It coincides when unaccompanied minors could come into the country under Biden and them. So if I was Candace, I'd ask Hunter about that shit again. Candace ain't lying about Charlie Kirk or Israel. She's dead on point. Right? Here's what she's a little off on. Defending Harvey Weinstein, defending that fucking kid from Scientology that's a rapist hide from that 70 show.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

No one calls Candace out for that, right? Nobody goes, why would you say it's not true about Hyde from that 70s show? Yeah. Oh, that's because John Mappin, the scientologist billionaire that introduced Candace to her husband.

[Duncan Trussell]

Now look master on Danny Mastron.

[Kurt Metzger]

Masterson.

[Duncan Trussell]

Masterson.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's a promising name. Her fucking John Mappin. You know, John Mappin is no billionaire Scientologists from England when. When Europe, that's. You know, they're on purpose destroying the rest of Europe. And. And I'm sorry, pigs. It's going down for you. Your leaders hate you will drag your king out and put him in a wood chipper if you don't like it. They forced him to have like, immigrants in his castle. The government did. And I'm on his side. I want to just say, John Mappin, I'm on your side with that. You can't tell me I got a. We got a revolution about like that, telling me I got to store people in my gap. Get the fuck out of here.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

So again, let me just be fair. John Mappin. That's fucked up. They did that. I'm curious about the videos John Mappin made where he wears a lizard mask. And I'm curious why the fuck all these people are connected. I'm curious why. You know, so look, anybody telling the truth? I got no beef with them. The truth, as far as I understand it, until I find out they're not. And then I would be upset. Right? But. Right. Candace is not the things people are attacking her for. Those people are on the side of fucking cannibal lizards.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

So. So I'm just curious, like, why no one's allowed to talk without a billionaire behind them.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Does anybody see a problem with that? Because it feels like a huge problem to me. So like I said, I don't put my faith in any of these people. Like, they're my hero. Do you get it?

[Duncan Trussell]

The beef with her and Laura Loomer on X is fucking hilarious.

[Kurt Metzger]

Laura Loomer, I mean, I call her Larry Loomer. And I say she was a dude and because I'm just trying to find the most logical explanation.

[Duncan Trussell]

What did Beck call her? Beck Lover. He called her. Oh, Jigsaw.

[Kurt Metzger]

Everybody calls it.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, no, it wasn't Jigs. I was something. Maybe I can't remember. He had a really funny name for her.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wow, she's.

[Duncan Trussell]

She's a rough looking lady.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I heard Trump sucked her dick, so I don't know. Anyway.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, that was Clinton.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, Trump sucked. Yeah, they all suck each other's dicks. I mean, by the way, I'm not against your private dick sucking if you're in a. I don't give a. Again. Again.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right. If you're an adult.

[Kurt Metzger]

Adults go on each other whatever you do.

[Duncan Trussell]

Have fun.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's like the. But. But the thing is it's always about control and power and all this other shit. And Trump the. What's the quote to Margie Taylor Greens. It'll hurt my friends. Lnick. It'll hurt your friends. I want your friends to die immediately from crash.

[Duncan Trussell]

At least give him the benefit of the doubt. Trump is, we know for a fact just based on his previous actions, that he really does care about his friends. Like he's loyal to his friends no matter what happens.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, not the ones that got him elected and then didn't want us to have $17 a gallon gas. Right, right, right. Oh, gas is way higher now. It's only getting worse. I hope everybody understands the disaster in Iran that we didn't win. Every time we go back and start another bombing thing, they go, this time we got their navy and they're again, why are we going back if we're winning anyone?

[Duncan Trussell]

Did you know that we gave Iran their first nuclear reaction center?

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, the United States. I did not know when though it

[Duncan Trussell]

was in find it out. It was called. It was called Atoms for Peace.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

I wait, there's a whole photo op. What's the guy?

[Kurt Metzger]

The guy the Perry Feral dream team band with Flea and probably.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, the guy from Vice just went there and did a whole document. He went and interviewed the guys people in Iran. He's like on the streets interviewing like people in Iran right now.

[Kurt Metzger]

This country is so stupid and illiterate by the way, that they still think think Iran is like Argo, you know the Ben Affleck movie.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right, right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Which by the way, Argo is a lie. That was Canadians that to do with us.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why did they make a lie movie like that? Like Ben Affleck. Why did you make a movie like that? With the CIA. Why would you do that? Oh, Mossad's making our movies too. That's great. So all those.

[Duncan Trussell]

Arnon Milchin was on the JFK movie.

[Kurt Metzger]

Hey, remember when people were mad at Sandler because he just made movies to go on vacation? And I'm sure to sand Handler he was going on vacation. Okay. Now, I'm sure he's a Zionist. Good boy. I'm sure he is. But I don't think he was working from Assad in his head directly when he made. Right, whatever. However, everybody goes, these are like fake movies. Or like, what is this? Money laundering people. Yeah, yeah. It was from Mossad, Our best friends. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

What is this? Oh, yeah. The United States provided Iran with his first nuclear reactor and highly enriched uranium fuel in 1990. 1967.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, in 1950.

[Duncan Trussell]

Eisenhower's atoms for Peace.

[Kurt Metzger]

So it was designed to share. And was the Shaw there yet?

[Duncan Trussell]

So here's the thing about the Shaw was installed.

[Kurt Metzger]

They're trying to install his son, by the way. And Georgiani's for that. Jason. Georgiani thinks the Shaw's slowpoke son should be. Or his grandson.

[Duncan Trussell]

I know he. Jason also thinks rich people suck. Jason also thinks that we should have nuked Iran a long time ago. He's like, they need to be nuked off the face of the Earth. He's like. He's a huge Zion as Georgiani.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. So that's the part that's weird, as I just assume it's because he seems like. But like I said, I could be wrong. I don't know any. He seems like a guy that goes his own way. Even if he. Even if he's like, okay, I'm on the team of the shitbag Atlanta Council. Right. He's still not gonna do exactly what they want. He's gonna go his own way, and so they'll use you. So that's what the alt Right was when he got stitched up in that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm not gonna mention the person he was talking to or whatever, because it's kind of creepy, actually.

[Duncan Trussell]

Was this the New York Times thing when they filmed his interview with the guy? This is before.

[Kurt Metzger]

So they go, you've heard of these harebrained ideas to overthrow the government of some country before you got to be a real. You got to go to some real good schools to think you could pull that off. You know, you must be connected at a high point to think that would have worked. We're going to overturn because it has worked. Keep in mind the Ayatollah is There, that's also America's fault. Not because the Shah was mean, even though he was a piece of shit. That we. Again, Mosaddeq democrat. It's a democracy. England, not us. Even England wants their fucking oil. So we, we get rid of their democratically elected leader and install the Shah. And then morons will go. They had mini skirts though, right? If you say that, please omega yourself. Okay, so then guess what? The Trilateral Commission decides. And I know Giorgiani knows because we talked about it on my show derp with her. The Trilateral Commission that Jeffrey Epstein sat on at age 30 as appointed by the fucking. The Trilateral Commission installs the Ayatollah under Carter. The Ayatollah is there, installed by America and Rockefellers, you know, that Satan fuck family. So they wouldn't even have an Ayatollah if not for the help of America in the west, right? They don't really tell everybody that though, do they? They don't go. America personally made sure the Ayatollah won. So the way that revolution happened. And you could hear it, there's a documentary about some chick talking to the Shah's wife was on hbo, but the communists and the Muzzies were together because they all hated the Shah because he's a piece of his whole family. He should never be in power over anything.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

They're American puppets. So we had to make sure that he's taken out. Cuz this is all just for the purpose of some trade. Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, trade partnership. They don't give a. About the people.

[Duncan Trussell]

No. And what was I gonna say? Oh, one of the things that Shane Smith said to the dude when he was in Iran, it was. He wasn't like the. An actual. One of the. He wasn't one of the heads of state. This guy was like a spokesperson for them. But he was like, look, you guys have a lot of problems over this nuclear. He's like, if you guys just using it for energy, I mean, you got a lot of oil reserves around here. Why not just go back to fossil fuels? Do you really need nuclear energy that bad? I mean, it seems like the main cause of all your problems. And his answer did seem like bull.

[Kurt Metzger]

What was the answer?

[Duncan Trussell]

His answer was like, oh well, you know, we are. We need to be. Have the freedom to make our choice on which energy we use. And with climate change and the global warming, we need nuclear power.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, by the way, you know, climate change has been bullshit the whole time. That's. That's already come out. The I.P.C.C. you know that, right? No, they don't say it the way I'm saying it the way. The way I'm saying it. If you go and. Hey, Grok, is it true they said it's. No, they're going to go. No, it's just more.

[Duncan Trussell]

By the way, how many cow farts was that? That Jeff Bezos's rocket just released into the fucking atmosphere the other day?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yo, that has no. Oh, Professor Dave, you. Do you think climate change is real? I want you to explain to me why the IPCC and Bill Gates, that famous scientist that I should listen to. You know, science man Bill Gates? Yeah, that Professor Dave I apparently trust. Oh, yeah, a college dropout that worked on computers and was just some rich kid. Why the dude. Jehovah Witnesses predicted the end of the world when I was a kid. Like at 77, maybe in the 1800s too. So it's like two. Two bad predictions, probably pretty embarrassing. Okay. Science has told me the world's about 10, like five times I can think of off the top of my head where I went to bed nervous about it. Your coral reefs are disappearing. No, they're not. The ice caps are. No, they're not. Discounts have come back.

[Duncan Trussell]

They're growing, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Your fucking kids. Taints were received receding. That's what was receding. That's true. It's really just a matter of trust. Who do you trust? I don't trust Professor Dave because his fucking haircut and his fucking oily looking fucking face. How about that bitch? And I don't trust anybody in the government that isn't personally helping to put these people in a wood chipper that were involved with Epstein. Wood chipper? I'm not Christian, by the way, as you can understand from my speech, right? If I was Christian, I would pray for my Epsilon enemy, wouldn't I? I would be.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, no.

[Kurt Metzger]

Beautiful spirit, which I don't have, and I freely admit that. So I'm not trying to come at this like I'm Joey Christian.

[Duncan Trussell]

Hegseth is a good Christian. He said that Jesus needs to nuke his enemies.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude, I thought that creep was at least Catholic for having Templar tattoos. And he's not. He's some weird Lutheran. And just so you know, the Templars scum that they were, I was trying to explain to Jesse Michaels, who thinks they weren't the bad guys, the Templars. That's why I think Peter Thiel's a Templar, because of. Of the bizarre defensive Templars. You had that one here. The guy looks like he drinks AIDS for breakfast? I didn't make that up about him. Rock Isaldo did. But it made me laugh. Ross said it to me. Okay, here's how we know the Templars are not the good guys, okay? Just. First of all, they invented international banking. Case closed. The inventors. You know how they invented it? They didn't invent it. They channeled it through a skull. They used the head of Baphomet, the head of John the Baptist as a goddamn Ouija board to get the secrets of money in banking. That's the first tech they got. The first technology was that. And then they created a system of eternal wars in the Holy Land, even though they are conspiring with the Saracens. That's why. That's why Steve Bannon loves Sufis. He don't like Muslims, but he likes Sufi Muslims because all those mystical. Let me just explain something about a legitimate religion versus mystical, okay? A religion that's not complete satanic horseshit will tell you everything that you believe. When you join the religion, they'll go, here's what we think. You get to know up front. You don't have a series of initiations like you're in the CIA, like a dipshit being led through a Dionysian cult where you're just gonna get. That's what's gonna happen at the end, right? I don't care if you're Scientology, CIA, whatever, dumb, where you're like, oh, the secrets. And now I will be blindfolded. Or now we'll do the blindfolded rituals of close your eyes and open your mouth. That's not religion. That's. That's mystery cult. Ask Matt Ehrett. All these people you have coming on can say this better than me, but Matt, Eric has a great book about the Revenge of the Mystery Cults. And that's what we're under. That's what they're doing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Revenge of the Mystery Cults.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, that's Matt Book, and he has a whole thing about how Edgar Allan Poe was apparently some kind of guy, some kind of agent fighting against H.G. wells people and Conan Doyle people. Yeah, because, by the way, fifth generational warfare of the mind, that's not new. Apparently, Edgar Allan Poe was engaged in it. You know, he. Sherlock Holmes is plagiarized off of Edgar Allen Poe.

[Duncan Trussell]

I had no idea.

[Kurt Metzger]

I just found this out from Matt Ehrett. I always thought Edgar Allen Poe was kind of boring because I only ran read. I was like, isn't he, like, sad, and he married his cousin or something. In boohoo Goth. No, apparently there's a lot more. Oh, Houdini who they. Who was murdered. I'm pretty sure because Houdini would go around debunking the occultist spiritualists when they'd fake their. You know, I think that there's. That's real 100. I think I've definitely experienced with like psy things here and there.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really.

[Kurt Metzger]

A lot of people have. A lot of people have.

[Duncan Trussell]

What kind of sci have you experienced?

[Kurt Metzger]

Changed my being asleep and my girlfriend hearing my dreams and her dreams and. But that's just because somebody that I'm connected with, you know?

[Duncan Trussell]

No, it's happened to me too. I have. My kid has read my mind before.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude, this is where Georgiani's dead on. Where he talks about synchronicities. That stupid Carl Young secularization of psionics.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's not a synchronicity. It's. Who am I talking to? I'm saying, like, swear.

[Duncan Trussell]

Sorry. You can call me a dipshit.

[Kurt Metzger]

I have to tell you this. This white rabbit energy drink has gotten on. It's totally counteracted the good work I did with these High Noons.

[Duncan Trussell]

You're on fire, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

I feel energized. I feel angry. Geori made me think in a way that was good because he's right about that. It's all these little labels we got, right? Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like demons and so I'm not comfortable

[Kurt Metzger]

with things being spiritual and not stupid people. Smart. Scott Horton is one of the smartest people I ever met in my life, I would say. But he's blind spot. He's got blind spot spot. And he was like, so what? Because the satanic panic nonsense that. I'm sure Professor Dave will bring up the satanic panic if you ask him. And you know, the. The one blue, no matter who dip on the last podcast on the left is like, they'll cover a true crime, you know, because hipster broads, liberal hipster broads love a good true crime. Oh my God. Yeah. That's pornography to feminist women is stories of other women being murdered. That's what they. They all love them and they all know all the gory details because there's just something in there. And yeah, it's just something to think about during your abortion, I guess. While your retard philosophy has inverted you completely as a woman and Sex and the City ruined your fucking brain and told you to go live in New York and live as a gay man your whole life, which is what these fucktard Spencers and Now men with tits have taken your place, you dumb bitches. Next time, let a man tell you something, honey. That's my message to J.K. rowling.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Getting delirious from hunger now. You want to go get a little bite with Greg?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, let's do it. Is there anything we haven't covered?

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know. I'm a little bit scattered or. People have criticized me. No, people criticize me for starting a store story, never finishing it, interrupting.

[Duncan Trussell]

If anyone out there wants to time stamp this episode for us. Jesus. It would be greatly appreciated.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. If you want to make the. I'm what's called the worst guy to have to time stamp in the world.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

A lot of people criticize me for it. And you know what I say to them? Why don't you go die? Sometimes people just give me constructive criticism, and I consider them my mortal enemy for life for merely making a suggestion that would probably help me. I burn with hatred and vengeance.

[Duncan Trussell]

All right, bro, let's go eat. Tell people about the where to find your podcast, boys.

[Kurt Metzger]

Number one trending podcast on Spotify.

[Duncan Trussell]

Mystery Boys, Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's right. And we just over.

[Duncan Trussell]

Duncan's your handler.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, he does handled me a couple of times. My handler? Yeah. I love the fucking handling. And this one's compromised. You live in America, the land of the plume serpent. This you was compromised for. You were born. Okay, so most people don't. Are an agent. Don't even know it. That's. You're a gestalt. You're part of the herd. And they. They manipulated people into that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

There's no reason in a. In a supposedly scientific society. This I like to ask Professor Dave the hardest science question there is. What is a woman? No one knows. We may know. We don't know what a vaccine or a woman or a war. Right. Nobody could tell you. No, these science people could tell you. That's how you know they're not science people. They're really politicians and influencers and phonies.

[Duncan Trussell]

You heard it first. Professor Dave, your move.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know what a woman is. Okay, I'm not saying I know. I just know when I smell it, you know, I'm saying. All right, that was not good.