Transcript
Narrator / Dungeon Master (Travis Van Groff) (0:00)
Greetings adventurers. This is the moment you've all been waiting for. The episode that makes the rest of our season make sense. I mean the finale. Because Surely a huge PvP battle is the finale of season two, right? As you might have guessed, this encounter is a player versus player or PvP battle. They generally suck to run. As home games, they take forever. Characters we care about die. Feelings can get hurt out of game people Min Max however, all of us here at Dark Dice knew what we were getting into when we started this thing. So let's get into the rules for a little PvP to make things fair, initiative was rerolled every round, and at the top of each round, players wrote down and texted me their intended actions. Since this is all supposed to be simultaneous and one player might try to defuse things while another starts attacking as a result, this combat may seem unconventional to those who min Max or don't consider that every character might not have the full tactical understanding of the entire battle at every moment. Please also forgive our dear, dear players and their flawed characters. You might also quickly come to realize how Rowena, Sindri and Lyrel completely ditch Elias, leaving the poor guy to his terrible fate described in the previous episode in an effort to make this story entertaining, interesting and not me stating the results of repeated dice rolls over and over again. A few dramatic embellishments have been added, mostly to extra swings during some of the attacks that can be attributed to a single attack roll or the timing of events within a round that lend toward a more cohesive sequence of events. But otherwise, what you are about to hear are the results of our very bloody encounter, which was played using the 2014 5th Edition D& D rules. So with that all out of the way, let's get started.
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