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Greetings adventurers. I seemingly cannot combine math and calendars, so in an effort to avoid releasing Dark Dice on the same days as both Liberty Tales from the Tower and the White Vault for the foreseeable future, I need to push the next episode of Dark Dice back by one week. Thank you so much for your patience, and in the meantime, feel free to check out our brand new web store@darkdice.com, pick up a copy of Unnatural the True Necromancer Domain of the Nameless God, or Visit for and Scholar.com to get access to the Dark Dice physical merch where the cost of basic shipping is already included in the price of every object, including Willow's. Wake Up Coffee. Thank you again for your patience, and we'll be back soon.
This brief episode acts as an announcement from the creators of Dark Dice, a renowned horror actual play D&D podcast by Fool and Scholar Productions. The primary purpose is to inform listeners about a one-week delay in the release of the next Dark Dice episode, due to scheduling conflicts with their other shows. The host addresses the audience candidly, shares gratitude for their support, and highlights related merchandise and resources.
"I seemingly cannot combine math and calendars..." [A, 00:01]
This provides a relatable and lighthearted insight into the complications of balancing multiple projects.
On Scheduling Mishaps:
"I seemingly cannot combine math and calendars..."
– Host [A], 00:01
On Listener Support:
"Thank you so much for your patience, and in the meantime, feel free to check out our brand new web store@darkdice.com..."
– Host [A], 00:19
On All-included Merch Shipping:
"...get access to the Dark Dice physical merch where the cost of basic shipping is already included in the price of every object, including Willow's Wake Up Coffee."
– Host [A], 00:36
This episode is a concise and candid update for dedicated listeners. The host, maintaining a light and friendly tone, explains the need to push back the next Dark Dice episode by one week to avoid clashing with their other productions. During this time, fans are encouraged to explore new merchandise and offerings, demonstrating the team’s ongoing engagement with the fanbase. The announcement closes with thanks and promises a return soon—delivered with characteristic warmth and wit.