0:00-1:00 – Show Open

1:00-7:00 – Dave’s family woke him up several times last night

7:00-19:00 – Emailer’s friend met girl from overseas online and she’s very jealous

19:00-22:00 – Comfy Friday trend in Sweden

22:00-31:00 – Signs that you made it as a Millennial

31:00-35:00 – Tornados and severe storms rip through parts of the country

35:00-39:00 – SWAT team board plane with guns drawn because of suspicious activity on board

39:00-42:00 – Worker fell through a hotel’s old coal chute

42:00-45:00 – ‘cool parents’ in trouble after 60 teens found drinking in their home

45:00-48:00 – Woman busted performing dental work without license

48:00-51:00 – Town making guy take giant skeleton down from top of his business

51:00-55:00 – Newly adopted dog went missing and was found 5 weeks later

55:00-1:02:00 – DST affected the show and Dave’s windshield got cracked

1:02:00-1:04:00 – Sherrone Moore in court

1:04:00-1:07:00 – Guy fell as he finished marathon and lost

1:07:00-1:13:00 – 3-year-old is good at baseball

1:13:00-1:18:00 – Woman arrested after shooting at Rihanna’s house

1:18:00-1:22:00 – Update on arrest of Britney Spears

1:22:00-1:30:00 – actress says she was filmed nude without her knowing

1:30:00-1:36:00 – Songs, TV shows, and movies that make Americans horny

1:36:00-1:42:00 – Guy uses Google Translate while robbing store

1:42:00-1:55:00 – Inmate has sex in porta-potty

1:55:00-2:01:00 – Cop accused of sending woman’s nudes to his own phone during arrest

2:01:00-2:07:00 – Mayor who was caught pantsless at City Hall fired more people

2:07:00-2:15:00 – Drive-thru worker pepper sprayed

2:15:00-2:17:00 – KFC worker pepper sprayed

2:17:00-2:23:00 – Fake story about guy kidnapped by dolphins

2:23:00-2:28:00 – Teen pilot able to make emergency landing on Florida highway

2:28:00-2:32:00 – A couple of people help driver who went unconscious while behind the wheel

2:32:00-2:40:00 – 2 women found dead in motel from carbon monoxide poisoning

2:40:00-2:42:00 – Couple sets trap for porch pirates with poop in a box

2:42:00-2:47:00 – Science created an onion that won’t make you cry

2:47:00-2:52:00 – Students TP teacher’s house and accidentally run him over

2:52:00-2:57:00 – Substitute teacher gave students weed gummies

2:57:00-End – Guy breaks Guinness World Record for having the most teeth