0:00-1:00 – Show Open

1:00-4:00 – Dave was freaked out by lightning this morning

4:00-6:00 – AI video of Cort being suck out of the window by tornado

6:00-10:00 – Fair wand for tapping your credit card

10:00-13:00 – 80-year-old man redeems free oyster offer with 99-year-old dad

13:00-20:00 – The CEO of Burger King is changing the fries

20:00-38:00 – Heinz machine that lets you mix your own condiments

38:00-42:00 – Guy went into college dorm to film students in shower

42:00-50:00 – Amazon driver confronted by customer at end of long rural driveway

50:00-52:00 – Old guy rescued from burning car after crash

52:00-55:00 – Old person crashed into apartment

55:00-57:00 – Waymo stopped just before train crossing

57:00-1:02:00 – Hiker rescued after becoming dehydrated

1:02:00-1:08:00 – NFL player accused of murder and used ChatGPT to help plan it

1:08:00-1:11:00 – Miami Heat player scored 83 points

1:11:00-1:15:00 – Guy who tripped at finish line accidentally ran wrong way during race

1:15:00-1:17:00 – Woman suing over baseball that hit her

1:17:00-1:21:00 – Man suing after being knocked unconscious by full can of beer at Jason Aldean show

1:21:00-1:25:00 – Kevin Federline out of money

1:25:00-1:28:00 – Richest celebs in the world

1:28:00-1:37:00 – Things that terrified you as a kid in the 80s

1:37:00-1:40:00 – Woman broke into house and ate Fruity Pebbles

1:40:00-1:45:00 – Woman attacked after confronting person who was parking in her paid spot

1:45:00-1:54:00 – Guy vacationing in Vegas stung by scorpion in hotel

1:54:00-1:58:00 – Mountain lion attacks while people are in hot tub

1:58:00-2:24:00 – Foot doctor busted taping his employees in bathroom (what was your inappropriate doctor encounter?)

2:24:00-2:29:00 – Guy high on mushrooms arrested hours into 18th birthday

2:29:00-2:35:00 – Guy robbed by woman he brought back to hotel room

2:35:00-2:38:00 – 2 ladies try to sneak contraband into prison attached to crows

2:38:00-2:44:00 – Man claims that Ozempic left him legally blind

2:44:00-2:46:00 – Premium chocolate sales increased for people on weight loss drug medication

2:46:00-2:50:00 – Buffalo Wild Wings introducing chicken flavored espresso proteini

2:50:00-2:55:00 – Frambled Egg trend

2:55:00-2:57:00 – Tomato engineered to smell like buttered popcorn

2:57:00-3:00:00 – Fight on plane mid-flight

3:00:00-3:03:00 – Baby getting locked in EV after faulty battery

3:03:00-3:06:00 – Guy used ChatGPT to sell his house

3:06:00-3:10:00 – Police robot dogs patrolling streets of Atlanta

3:10:00-3:12:00 – Co gallstones become valuable

3:12:00-3:16:00 – Retirement home for penguins

3:16:00-End – Badass teen subdues man with axe