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Brook found a BAG of GROCERIES in a store’s PARKING LOT, nobody was around, so she decided to TAKE IT! Well, Dean, the FIGHTING MAD foodie, calls Brook to DEMAND 2 THINGS: First, she pays Dean back for his GROCERIES, and second, Brook over Dean’s KNEE so he can teach her a LESSON! Will Brook and Dean be taking this FIGHT back to the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg had some SNAPPERS STUFFED recently, he made a DEAL with the owner and only paid $500 for BOTH! Well, Rog, the TROUBLESOME TAXIDERMIST, calls Greg to say he’s the OTHER OWNER of the BUSINESS and he doesn’t like Greg’s DEAL, so he still OWES them $500 MORE for the SECOND FISH! And Rog wants his MONEY now, or else Greg’s the next ANIMAL he’ll put on the MANTELPIECE! Just how FOUL-MOUTHED and one MAN be?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa had a MEMBERSHIP to a TANNING PLACE, but they DOUBLE CHARGED her for MONTHS, and never PAID HER BACK, so she CANCELLED! Well, Rog, the BRONZED BUTTHEAD, calls to let Lisa know he’s going to CHARGE her CARD for a YEAR of TANNING…Unless they can work some ELSE out of course! Will Lisa’s FACE go from TAN to RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lynn recently bought a CAR and $1,500 and LOT of TROUBLE with the DEALERSHIP later she can FINALLY use it! Well, Dean, the sleezy SALESMAN, calls Lynn to get her HONEST OPINION on a SERVICE SURVEY of her EXPERIENCE…Can we put you down for a 10 out of 10?! Will Dean be able to NEGOTIATE his way to a GOOD REVIEW?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An airline LOST Scott’s GOLF CLUBS, so he FIBBED about how much they COST to get a bigger REIMBURSEMENT CHECK! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE recovery specialist, calls Scott to say GOOD NEWS, we found your GOLF CLUBS! But, BAD NEWS, you owe US $2,000 for LYING dumbass! Will Scott’s LITTLE WHITE LIE have Rog seeing RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anne’s trying to CLASS UP her NEIGHBORHOOD with a miniature MICHELANGELO’S DAVID in her FRONT YARD! Well, Rog, the HOA PRUDE, calls Anne to let her know the DEED RESTRICTIONS don’t allow displaying PORN on your PROPERTY so she’s getting a $150 FINE for each of her statue’s EXPOSED GENITALS! Will Anne have to COVER David’s DINGUS?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Linda was on VACATION having some HANKY PANKY time in the HOTEL ROOM with her HUSBAND, but found out later the REST of the HOTEL could see them DOING IT! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hotel manager, calls Linda to confirm that YES, we did see you and NO we didn’t WANT TO, so Dean will have to CHARGE them for each person SCARED by their SHAMELESS DISPLAY! Will Dean CHARGE Linda to DEATH or will she DIE of EMBARRASSMENT 1st?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Linda’s SEWER CAP busted, and it took the city over 2 YEARS to come out and FIX IT! Well Dean, the water district DUMBASS, calls Linda to let her know it might take a LITTLE LONGER to fix since there’s a SNAKE in the PIPE! But not to worry, they’ll get that SNAKE out for ONLY $249, and THEN they MIGHT fix her CAP! How will Linda like SNEAKY Dean’s SNAKE SCAM?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s SCAM VICTIM has 3 COMPUTER SYSTEMS, but until recently, she was only getting CHARGED for 1 of them! She and the COMPUTER PEOPLE went back and forth, but got it RESOLVED…Or so she THOUGHT! Dean, the CONDESCENDING collections guy, calls to say either she PAYS what she OWES now, or else Dean’s coming over to RIPE-OUT her INTERNET PERSONALLY! How will our SCAM VICTIM deal with DEAN’S DISCONNECTION?! Listen and FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nancy’s taken over organizing SCHOOL REUNIONS from a guy who DIED! Well, Dean, the HOTEL MANAGER who just HOSTED a recent REUNION, calls to say he doesn’t CARE that the guy DIED, he didn’t PAY! So, Nancy’s on the HOOK for the RENTAL BILL! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.