Dear Chelsea Minisode: The Cola Cure with Chelsea + Catherine

Release Date: May 16, 2025

Introduction

In this engaging minisode of Dear Chelsea, hosted by Chelsea Handler and co-hosted by Catherine Law, listeners are treated to a candid and humorous recounting of Chelsea's tumultuous weekend. As always, the episode seamlessly blends personal anecdotes with relatable humor, offering both laughter and heartfelt moments for the audience.

1. An Eventful Weekend in New York and Las Vegas

Chelsea opens the episode by sharing details of her whirlwind trip to New York, where she was involved in shooting an ad campaign. The excitement is palpable as she describes the joy of reconnecting with friends from various places, including Martha's Vineyard, Los Angeles, Vermont, Portland, and even England.

At [03:11], Chelsea recounts her move to Las Vegas for a show at the Cosmopolitan:

"It was one of my favorite shows so far in Vegas. I love this residency. It's been so joyful." [03:50]

Although Vegas isn't typically her favorite destination, the opportunity to perform at the Chelsea Theater was irresistible. The residency transformed her perception of the city, turning it into a fun and vibrant experience surrounded by a diverse group of friends.

2. Gambling Adventures and Friendships

Chelsea delves into her gambling escapades in Vegas, highlighting her generous nature:

"When I gamble, I give everyone money because I don't want anyone to think that they have to gamble. I just want them to know they do have to gamble. But they're gonna gamble with my money." [04:02]

This lighthearted approach paid off as she proudly shares:

"We all won. I walked away with $1,100 of my own money." [04:18]

The camaraderie and shared victories added to the joyous atmosphere of her Vegas experience.

3. A Night of Dancing and Unexpected Illness

The fun continues with an evening of dancing that stretches into the early hours of the morning. However, Chelsea's adventure takes an unexpected turn:

"We went out dancing till 4 o'clock in the morning. And then I got home at 4." [04:18]

Her subsequent flight back to Vancouver is fraught with exhaustion, leading to a series of unfortunate events. Chelsea describes her desperate attempt to make it home:

"I was so sick. I thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital. And they were like, oh yeah, what's at the Whistler Hospital? Like, it's like a clinic. I'm like, they're not gonna be able to even save me." [07:05]

4. Battling Severe Food Poisoning

Chelsea provides a vivid account of her battle with severe food poisoning, emphasizing the intensity of her symptoms:

"From 2:00am to 9:00am, no, I vomited probably 16 times. Had explosive diarrhea." [06:17]

Her struggle is both harrowing and relatable, showcasing her vulnerability:

"The cramps, the fever, the chills, the diarrhea, the vomiting. I thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital." [06:57]

Desperate for relief, Chelsea recounts the pivotal moment when a simple Coke transformed her ordeal:

"Are there any Cokes upstairs? Are there any Cokes?" [07:38]

The Coke not only alleviated her vomiting but also marked the beginning of her recovery, albeit still ongoing:

"I feel like somebody took two slingshots and shot them right into my kidneys." [07:53]

5. Recovery and Reflections

As Chelsea continues to recover, she reflects on the factors that may have contributed to her illness:

"It's food poisoning. I mean, I felt like I was being attacked." [08:53]

Her candid admission underscores the unpredictable nature of such health issues:

"I just gave up at some point and brought the wastebasket out towards my bed, which is actually something I've never done." [09:05]

6. Personal Updates: Son Doug's Staycation

Shifting to a lighter tone, Chelsea shares updates about her son, Doug, who is staying with her friend Cynthia during her European tour. She highlights the joys of seeing Doug enjoy the outdoors:

"Doug just follows her. And I was like, you know what? It's nicer to leave him here..." [14:01]

Their interaction during her illness adds a heartfelt layer to the episode:

"He was trying to check on me. It was really cute." [14:40]

7. Upcoming Tours and Performances

Chelsea enthusiastically outlines her upcoming tour schedule, both in Europe and Las Vegas:

"I'm coming abroad is my European tour, so I'm coming to obviously find a husband abroad." [16:02]

She provides a comprehensive list of cities she plans to visit, including London, Paris, Berlin, and more, demonstrating her commitment to connecting with fans worldwide.

In Las Vegas, Chelsea announces her residency dates:

"Summertime is coming, and I will be in Vegas at the Cosmo... July 5th, August 30th, and then November 1st and 29th." [16:12]

Catherine adds excitement about a special guest:

"Yamaneika we just recorded with her, that won't be out yet by the time this comes out, but she's so hysterical." [15:16]

8. Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Chelsea reiterates her upcoming engagements and heartfelt thanks to her listeners:

"Okay, thank you." [15:40]

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• "When I gamble, I give everyone money because I don't want anyone to think that they have to gamble." — Chelsea Handler [04:02]

• "We all won. I walked away with $1,100 of my own money." — Chelsea Handler [04:18]

• "I thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital." — Chelsea Handler [06:57]

• "Are there any Cokes upstairs? Are there any Cokes?" — Chelsea Handler [07:38]

• "I feel like somebody took two slingshots and shot them right into my kidneys." — Chelsea Handler [07:53]

• "I'm coming abroad is my European tour, so I'm coming to obviously find a husband abroad." — Chelsea Handler [16:02]

Conclusion

In this minisode of Dear Chelsea, Chelsea Handler delivers a blend of humor, vulnerability, and personal updates that resonate with listeners. From her entertaining adventures in Las Vegas to the harrowing experience of severe food poisoning, Chelsea's storytelling is both engaging and relatable. The episode also provides fans with exciting news about her upcoming tours, ensuring that they stay connected and eagerly anticipate her next performances. Through candid conversations and heartfelt moments, Chelsea and Catherine offer a snapshot of the highs and lows of a vibrant and dynamic life.