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Advertiser 1 (0:00)
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Advertiser 2 (0:26)
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Host 1 (0:52)
Hello, friends. Before starting today's episode, I'd like to take a moment to welcome the newest members of Club 86. In this round of shoutouts, we're gonna quench some thirst with Folks go to Gas station Drinks. This is, of course, completely not real, but refreshing all the same. Please welcome the following folks to the Station Alley. Oxenfree, here's your cherry Slurpee yeti. Here's that Dr. Pepper. Speckled unicorn. Here's your Celsius Prickly Pear Monkey. Here's that orange soda you requested. You're a monkey. I expected banana Frank B. A bottle of diet strawberry. Yoo hoo. Ambrose, here's a Dr. Pepper with a little twist of lime. Charlotte, Joanne, enjoy your Pellegrino sparkling water. I don't know why you like it, but you do. Filet Burr. We got you a Friel milkshake. I wasn't sure which flavor you wanted, so I mixed them all together. Skipperoni, the classic Arizona green tea. Matthias, you're Baja Blast because you are a Baja blast. The final Mrs. Cook. Have a cherry seven up on me. Andrew, Halal, your root beer is ready. Magpie, Cat, I'm not sure what this is, but here's your fruity drink du jour. It's not delivery, it's du jour.
Character 1 (2:13)
No.
Host 1 (2:14)
Xander, another Dr. Pepper. Enjoy caravan. Hazelnut coffee with cream. Sarah, hot coffee with cream. And copious amounts of sugar. Just kidding. No sugar. Joshua, I got you a Mountain Dew. Because you do the Dew. Speak. Oo. I got you that Pepsi Black you requested. Jill, Christopher, Julie. Laura. John. Patrick, Patrice. Emily.
Character 1 (2:39)
Moon.
Host 1 (2:39)
Mommy. Montorque. Dunn, Angela. I'm sorry I wasn't able to get your drink orders in time, but that's okay. You can have some bottles of my regular. Go to Coke 0 and 1 for me. Join Club 86 and you'll get access to all kinds of great perks from exclusive episodes, including the Game Night miniseries, to special discord privileges, exclusive merch, early episodes as they are available, and so much more. It's also a great way to support the show. Thank you to all who have joined. Join between now and the next episode and you can tell me your favorite hot dog condiments. We have both beef and vegetarian pretend hot dog options available. And even if you don't like hot dogs, you still like me, right? So sign up now. Time for chapter 19. Friends. Make sacrifices. Enjoy listening. For the best listening experience, headphones are recommended.
