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Tom Schwartz
Foreign. It's now time for your weekly retox.
Peter Madrigal
With Tom Schwartz gang.
Tom Sandoval
What up? It's Schwartz checking in.
Tom Schwartz
How are you?
Tom Sandoval
We're gonna go on a little journey today. We're gonna go to the motherland. We're gonna go to. Sir, maybe just sip some tequila with Peter's her manager. Check in with Logan at TomTom. A wellness check. Also, it's the first episode where I get a little tipsy, so I apologize in advance. I just wanted to catch up with my friends. It was like a wellness check. Just see how things are going. Because if you've worked in the bar, restaurant industry, you know, it takes its toll. It's taxing, it can be rewarding. You can make a lot of money, but at what cost? Peter and Logan are in the unique position of managing bar restaurants where most of our patrons are fans. We have regulars, of course, I love our regulars, but primarily it's tourists. People from all over the world. London, Italy, France. A lot of Norwegians that watch Vanderpump Rules. Tons of Aussies shout out to the Australian Canadians in droves. You know, I love Canada. Honorary or Canadian here. But yeah, we're to check in, see how the guys are doing. How's business? It's been rough in LA lately. Also, I want to let you guys know that this one's, you know, a little off the cuff. But we're gonna get into some very intense things down the road. Some fascinating subjects, mind altering substances. We're gonna go down rabbit holes. Don't worry. But this time I just wanted to go hang out with the guys, check in. I want to go sit in the back alley at Sir Sip a cold one. Just check in on my friends, man. They've been doing it a long time and they're so good at it, you know what I mean? They don't just serve, they make you feel seen. They're good at what they do. And I love them. I'm so grateful for them. Because without them, you know what? The places wouldn't exist. Sorry, my dogs are going crazy right now, but I kind of like it. But I'm gonna take you along for the ride.
Tom Schwartz
This is a little love letter.
Tom Sandoval
This episode is a love letter to anyone who's ever worked in the business. I know most of you have servers, bartenders, cooks, hosts, bar backs, everyone. It's a special type of camaraderie. It's a strange ass carnival. Honestly, it's a bit of a freak show and I mean that in the most loving way possible. My God, I Think that's one of the reasons Vanderpump Rules was so successful. It's like if you've worked in a bar, restaurant, there's a special type of, I don't know, commisery, camaraderie. It's like the proximity clause. You end up dating, hooking up with your co workers. And it's. It's such a unique place. The business of bars and restaurants, hospitality, retail. It's just a special type of camaraderie. Again, maybe it's forged with a. A smoke, a cigarette break out back. Even if you don't smoke, you need a cigarette. You know what I'm talking about. Just eye rolls, a knowing glance that communicates. A special type of hell that only you know if you've ever worked in this business. And don't get me wrong, I love it. I love it. I say that with love. I love people. I've always had such a high tolerance for my fellow human beings. My first job was at TGI Fridays in Woodbury, Minnesota. Back when you had to have. Flair. Yeah, suspenders. Back in those days, I think I started as a busboy and a host. And I loved it. I've always had a high threshold for people. I must say it again, I can handle them at their worst. So give me your best. I think a great deal of empathy is a prerequisite to make it in this business. Compassion and patience. You guys though, man, how good does it feel as a server, a bartender, a busboy? The high of a Saturday night. Closing out, counting your tips, Cold, hard, sticky cash in your hand. Maybe you made 550 bucks. Listen, you smell like the entire menu, but your pockets are heavy with cash. It's time to tie one off, baby. Sip a cold one. Commiserate. You had a laugh now, cry later. You know what I'm talking about. There's a cost to this lifestyle. The cost is written in the margins of your life. Your body, your rhythm, it's all messed up. Nocturnal rhythms. Your sleep is. Well, hopefully not forever, but at least while you're doing it feels forever compromised. You're just out of sync with the rest of the world. You know what I mean? LA bars close at 2am so if you're a bartender or a server, if you're lucky, after closing duties, you get home around 3. New York, 4am, get home at 5. It's brutal. It can really wear you down. Also, and it. Listen, confessional, at least for me, you end up drinking more than you would any other job. Maybe to numb the pain. I Don't know.
Tom Schwartz
There's, like.
Tom Sandoval
There's a camaraderie in it. I have no doubt that half the kitchens out there in the world, not just America, are running on some sort of uppers. Adderall, cocaine, Red Bull, gamy wings, you know, Cooks, man, they don't.
Tom Schwartz
Cooks.
Tom Sandoval
Chefs. Underpaid, underappreciated. They don't get the glory the front of the house gets, man. It's a grind. But I'm happy in this day and age, Some. Some chefs, some cooks could be rock stars, man. They're the best people to grab a beer with, people who've worked in the customer service industry. We're checking in on Logan and Peter. Man, they can be your therapist, your best friend, a shoulder to cry on when you're down, bad. Lord knows I've been on best. Well, not best. Both sides of the bar. Yeah, but also, it's hard on your relationships. Romantic, personal, you know, bent, hopefully not broken. But when you're in this business, you miss birthdays, vacays, holidays. Your circadian rhythms are all kinds of messed up. But there's some sort of. There's some sort of poetry in it. I don't know. I think I still romanticize it. I'm a romantic. Chaotic, intoxicating. Poetry of some sort. I don't know. I think in the same way that someone can get addicted to, like, a toxic relationship, you kind of get addicted to the lifestyle. It's fun, especially when you're making good money. I think it's worth it. I think it's worth it. I said I'm definitely not encouraging drinking on the job. It's probably the fastest way to get fired. It is, but Lord knows I did it. Not proud of that. Not always, but damn, man, the best beer in the world again. Just counting your tips. Crack at a cold one. My God. Bliss. Closest to heaven that I'll ever be. The chaos, just tickets, like, spewing the sounds, crazy. Glassware clinking.
Tom Schwartz
I love it.
Tom Sandoval
I don't know. It's not for everyone, but the shared grin of a co worker who knows exactly what type of hell you're wading through. You guys again? Said with love. But, yeah, the high highs, the low lows, the high earning potential. Right. I was listening to an interview the other day with Mark Cuban. He said if he had to start all over, the first thing he'd do is get a sales job or start bartending. It's a fast way to make cash, man. Yeah, but listen, over the years, I think the real currency is Just in the. The humanity or the stories, the people I met along the way, engagements, proposals. Like people breaking up, heartbreak, divorce parties, man. Just the absurdities you witness. It is kind of a fever dream. Every night, another story, a soap opera in its own. You know what I'm talking about? If you've worked in this business. Alright, I don't want to yap too much, but why do we love it, guys? We keep showing up. I don't know what it is. Maybe for all the sleepless nights, the fucked up circadian rhythm, the madness, the burnout, there's some sort of twisted beauty in like the camaraderie, the. The fellowship of this service industry. Yeah, man, the restaurants are. Are a little battlefield, but it's also brotherhood, a sisterhood. Yeah. You become family with them. And I'm proud to say that we have some of the best employees in the world.
Tom Schwartz
Sir.
Tom Sandoval
Tom. Tom. Oh my God. This is almost 10 minutes. I'm gonna shut up. I'm going. I already went. I went. I hung out with Logan, who was the manager at Tom Tom. You know him. You've seen him on Vanderbump Rules. Peter. Of course. And I just wanted to check in and see how they're doing, check in on my boys. Let's go. It was really fun. I had a great time. It was Saturday night. West Hollywood. Heart will always be in West Hollywood. Let's go check in with our guys, see how they're doing, how they're holding up. Are they jaded? Spoiler alert. No, not at all. And I had a blast. I hope you guys enjoy it too. Again, sorry. The first time I've ever been tipsy while doing the podcast. So, yeah, it's not as structured as it usually is, but I think it was fun. Get some unique purview, insight into what it's like managing bars where the patrons are primarily tourists, fans. Such a unique experience and I'm so grateful to have these guys in my life. All right, I'm gonna shut up. Next stop, back alley. Sir. Here we go.
Tom Schwartz
Logan Cochrane. Hi. Where are we? Where are we? What are we doing?
Logan Cochrane
We're at. We're at TomTom.
Tom Schwartz
How did you end up here?
Logan Cochrane
Here? Today I took a lift because I was in a car accident last night.
Tom Schwartz
And you're okay?
Logan Cochrane
I'm okay. My car not okay.
Tom Schwartz
How's your spirit? Your morale?
Logan Cochrane
Wounded, but we'll survive.
Tom Schwartz
Well, you look beautiful.
Logan Cochrane
Thank you so much. As to you, you got the prettiest.
Tom Schwartz
Blue eyes on the planet. St. Why did I feel creepy when.
Logan Cochrane
I said That I don't know.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, my God, you guys. I'm here with my friend Logan. You might know him from Vanderpump Rules. He's the manager at TomTom. He's a dear old friend, and he's a beautiful soul. Beautiful human being.
Logan Cochrane
That's so sweet.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah, you really are.
Logan Cochrane
Thank you so much. As are you.
Tom Schwartz
I just wanted to check in.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
At the top. Because anyone who's ever worked in the bar, restaurant industry, customer service industry, retail, it can be grueling.
Logan Cochrane
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
And I feel like you need. I don't feel like you needed it, but, like, everyone collectively could use a wellness check. How are you holding up? Are you. Do you find yourself a little bitter, a little jaded lately? Are you okay with the. With this business? Not in life.
Logan Cochrane
Life is an entirely different conversation. We're gonna get to that, Vienna. I mean, the. I think working in this business is always very trying. It's very.
Tom Schwartz
Using, you know? Tell me, using your words carefully, can you explain to someone who's never worked in the bar and restaurant industry, the customer service, how it can be so grueling and taxing?
Peter Madrigal
You.
Tom Schwartz
You miss holidays, you miss birthdays, you miss special events, you work weekends, late nights.
Logan Cochrane
I mean, you. You said it. There's you. You sort of have to exist in a different timeline than a lot of other people. Whereas a lot of people, they're off work.
Tom Schwartz
Friday comes, they're like, where are we going?
Logan Cochrane
Where are we going?
Tom Schwartz
Cabo, baby.
Logan Cochrane
For me, Friday is essentially like the start of the work week, and you get to see everybody out having fun, and you are at work till 2 or 3 in the morning.
Tom Schwartz
For everyone who's working in 9 to 5, you know, that Friday feeling, it's one of the best feelings in the world. It's like getting out of school for summer. And. And for Logan, he has to just start school in summer.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, My. My weekend is usually Sunday. Monday.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
Which is not. It's. It's not bad. Less crowds when you try to do stuff on those days.
Tom Schwartz
So Monday's a big hospitality night in the industry. If you go out to your local diver on a Monday, most of the people, Most of the patrons will probably be bartenders, servers, bussers, chefs.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, right.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
I think in la, there's also actors, actresses.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
You get a little more variety here. But just because nobody here works normal, it's so rare.
Tom Schwartz
When I meet someone who has a conventional 9 to 5, it's almost alien. It's exotic. You're like, whoa, wait, tell me about it.
Logan Cochrane
A corporate job.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah. I don't. Those aren't my people. Just because we seldom cross paths.
Tom Schwartz
That's true.
Logan Cochrane
Unless they're coming to Tom.
Tom Schwartz
Tom, how. How has TomTom been lately? How is West Hollywood been lately? The industry in LA struggling as a whole. We're not going to look at the PLS P. Ls. We're not going to talk numbers, obviously, but, like, generally speaking, post Covid, the industry's taken a hit. How has TomTom been lately?
Logan Cochrane
We're.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
I mean, there's. It's a roller coaster. It's a roller coaster. We've got some really great days. We've got some days. Days that are a little quieter than we all would like them to be. But I'd also say we're pretty resilient.
Tom Schwartz
We are resilient and we.
Logan Cochrane
We have a lot of fun here. The staff is incredible here.
Tom Schwartz
10 out of 10 staff.
Logan Cochrane
10 out.
Tom Sandoval
Partial.
Tom Schwartz
We're partial.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
It's. It's. I think you're in a very unique position. Not many people manage a bar in which the patrons, the. The primary people who occupy that bar are fans of a TV show.
Logan Cochrane
This is true.
Tom Schwartz
Can you speak to this a little bit?
Logan Cochrane
Yeah. You. Everybody who comes in here, more or less, I think. I think I've, like, looked it up. I think it was like, at one point, 91 of our reservation book was from first timers, which I assume to mean out of towners, tourists, and you. You kind of always see people. If they don't say it explicitly, you'll see them coming and they kind of have like a wandering eye, just like looking to see. Is Tom Schwartz here?
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
Where's Sheena? Has anyone checked on Sheena?
Tom Schwartz
My favorite meme on the Internet, Sheena.
Logan Cochrane
We love you, but. Yeah, so that's. That's. That's always been a. A strange but, like, very fun. Like, it's. It's so much fun when people do come in here and somebody like you is here.
Tom Schwartz
You have such a good attitude about it, Logan. But I know someday, say for instance, you just got into a car accident, you're stressed out, your significant other left you, or you're just. You're sick, whatever, your dog just died. God forbid, sometimes that is ever just great on your nerves. You're like, if someone asks me if Tom or Tom is here again, I might snap. It's okay to say yes.
Logan Cochrane
I. Yeah, I think more so when I was. Well, a couple years ago, in light of a certain situation that happened, we.
Tom Schwartz
Don'T say that word. But. But I would just, you know, what of all. And it was. Well, I think it was a very unique situation because you're one of Ariana's best friends.
Logan Cochrane
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
And you love her. That's your ride or die. But also, you are the manager at TomTom. How. How weird was that, by the way? Not to go. We don't, we don't talk about that.
Peter Madrigal
But how weird.
Logan Cochrane
How did you do without talking about that? Like, just from, like, a standpoint of, like, being here. People had so many questions, people inquisitions, people wanted to talk. And I got pretty fed up at a certain point with that.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
But that's calmed down and now it's like, nobody brings it up. People are just excited to be here. It's much more, Much more manageable now.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah. But during the peak of it, it got, like, at Schwartz and Sandies, it got crazy. We. There was points where we were nervous about someone. We had people make threats.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Death threats, things written on the wall. We got, you know, it got. It got scary for the employees. It didn't. It wasn't as bad at TomTom. Or was it?
Logan Cochrane
I. I never heard anything about any threats or anything, thankfully. Yeah, but I mean, we would get like, like prank phone calls. Honestly, this day we get, like, prank reservations.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
Jax Taylor had a reservation the other day and he and his reservation notes requested that you sing to him.
Tom Schwartz
That actually might have been Jack's.
Logan Cochrane
But also, people don't realize when they do that there's usually like an email address attached to those, like, to their OpenTable account. So I'm like, I know it's you, Nancy.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah. But that was. Those are strange times. Did you ever feel morally conflicted? Like, I'm managing TomTom and my best friend is Ariana and. No, I think you compartmentalized. You handled it really, really well in my. You really did. You. You did. Like, I, I gotta, I gotta sing praises for you. You handled it so well.
Logan Cochrane
No, I never felt. Felt conflicted because also I have been here for over seven years now.
Tom Schwartz
Seven years.
Logan Cochrane
Seven years. We just had our seven year anniversary like a month ago.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, my God. Seven year anniversary.
Logan Cochrane
Seven years.
Tom Schwartz
That's a big deal in this business.
Logan Cochrane
This is true.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
To still be open and still. I mean, today you brought in a crowd to still have that, all these, all these years later. That's very exciting. But no, I've. I've been here for so long and it is my.
Tom Schwartz
I mean, it's, it's your job. You were compartmentalized. And I think you have such a good sense of humor. I feel like you did appreciate like the irony of it. You know what I mean?
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Schwartz
With you know, in a facetious way.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
And yeah. I gotta say to your. To sing PR more praises. I don't think I've ever seen you in a bad mood in my life at TomTom ever. Not one time. I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
Logan Cochrane
Thank you.
Tom Schwartz
I've never seen you be bitter or annoyed or irritable. That is the sign of a true amazing manager.
Logan Cochrane
Thank you.
Tom Schwartz
Cuz God knows we all want to just vent and. Yeah, I mean I just go off on the occasional. I. We won't go there. But yeah.
Logan Cochrane
Honestly a testament to the, the staff that works here because so, so many of them have been here for so long and are my friends now. So it's really nice even if I am coming in in a bad mood and I see somebody who I love here and I'm like, okay, it's a. We're going to have fun tonight.
Tom Schwartz
You become family. There's a, there's a, there is a camaraderie.
Tom Sandoval
A.
Tom Schwartz
You commiserate with people when you're in.
Logan Cochrane
What?
Tom Schwartz
No, you know, it's. He said a friend to me.
Logan Cochrane
Come, come right on.
Peter Madrigal
Me coming.
Logan Cochrane
Camaraderie.
Tom Schwartz
No, but there, there's a, it's a special bond. People who work in this. Right.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
And we have an amazing, amazing staff.
Logan Cochrane
We do.
Tom Schwartz
Amazing doesn't do it justice.
Logan Cochrane
The best.
Tom Schwartz
They're so funny, charming. A lot of them are insanely talented artists, musicians, actors. Just great people. Soulful, beautiful souls. Yes. Right.
Logan Cochrane
My family.
Tom Schwartz
I'm saying my family.
Logan Cochrane
My family.
Tom Schwartz
But yeah, it's been weird. It's. I don't want to say freak show cuz that has a negative connotation. But it's been such a just wild ride since we opened the doors. Yeah, it's been such a wild ride.
Logan Cochrane
Can people. The. The amount of people who have come in here over the last seven years. The amount of really cool people like Kelly Clarkson.
Tom Schwartz
My God, we've had some cool ones in here. Eve. Eve was here. I just said. You saw my throwback post with Eve?
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, I met her that night.
Tom Schwartz
The table guys. I'm in the back garden before we expanded the garden at TomTom and I'm looking at it. I'm remembering Miley Cyrus. I think she was dancing on the table.
Logan Cochrane
She's dancing on this table right behind.
Tom Schwartz
Right behind us.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
So many cool celebrities. Remember, remember the first Time. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend kissed in front of me and Tom.
Logan Cochrane
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
That set off a trend that lasted for. Well up until.
Logan Cochrane
Still happens.
Tom Schwartz
Does it still happen?
Peter Madrigal
People.
Logan Cochrane
People will come in any given night and they're like, where's the. Where's the photo?
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
And I'm like, right this way.
Tom Schwartz
I found that even through some of the darker times in our history, the in person people, the patrons are always lovely.
Logan Cochrane
100. They're so excited to be here.
Tom Schwartz
And. And for people, like, it's.
Tom Sandoval
You don't need.
Tom Schwartz
Listen, we don't have to get too deep here, but online is so different than the real world. You know what I mean? The juxtaposition between what my experience online has been and what my experience here. TomTom shorts and Sandy's. Whatever, sir. It's just a world's difference. Day and night.
Logan Cochrane
People aren't saying nice things about you on the Internet.
Tom Schwartz
I mean, they're pretty cool lately. Okay. Everest. I mean, I think. I think I peaked at mediocre shit stain, but I think it actually inspired me to do better.
Logan Cochrane
That's a term of endearment, depending on how you look at it.
Tom Schwartz
I mean, if you call me that, I'd be okay with it. Old blue eyes. Logan.
Logan Cochrane
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
You've been here a long time.
Logan Cochrane
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
What's your favorite dish at TomTom?
Logan Cochrane
I mean, the. The cauliflower wings are.
Tom Schwartz
They're iconic.
Logan Cochrane
An iconic forever banger on the menu I've really been into. We have like this hot honey pepperoni flatbread that you just saw me eating.
Tom Schwartz
I just scruffed down myself and I'm having it. I'm having a cocktail right now.
Logan Cochrane
I'm having water.
Tom Schwartz
What's your favorite drink?
Logan Cochrane
Probably the Clockwork Pink.
Tom Schwartz
Clockwork Pink is solid. Mine's probably the Nutcase. It's a little sweet, but it's my favorite drink.
Logan Cochrane
Sticky Sweet.
Tom Schwartz
So sticky. Pain in the ass for the bartender.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, but no, it's like the. It's like a pina colada vibes.
Tom Schwartz
What's our best seller? I know it was Madame Butterfly, but I feel like the tides have turned.
Logan Cochrane
Well, now we have the. The pumptini on the menu.
Tom Schwartz
And we got the Big Pinky.
Logan Cochrane
Big Pinky.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
We got happy hour. Now both of those drinks are on happy hour.
Tom Schwartz
But have you been a little worried about West Hollywood as a whole?
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, there's definitely some nights where you are.
Tom Schwartz
There's.
Logan Cochrane
There's definitely some nights where the streets are quiet and you're like, what is going on? Because then you think, you wonder if it's like a, a bigger issue, but then you kind of take solace in knowing that, like, oh, if we're quiet, but the whole street's quiet, like it's not, it's not us.
Tom Schwartz
You try to not be results oriented on a night to night basis. Think long term. You know this, the 700 tip night will make up for the $50 tip night. But it's hard when you are sacrificing being with the people you love, not being with your friends, your family. Missing out on the Tate McCray concert tonight because you got to be at TomTom and then you have a really slow night. It's hard not to get jaded.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Don't you think?
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, it's. Well, one of the things that I've always struggled with is you have friends who, you know, aren't stuck at work on a Saturday night. And then like every once in a while you get that random Saturday night off and you're like, oh, everybody's doing stuff without me. Why didn't you invite me? And then it's like, oh, we just like assumed you were working.
Tom Schwartz
No.
Logan Cochrane
And I'm like, no, no, not tonight.
Tom Schwartz
It does suck. It's one of the worst parts of the industry.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah. Or people plan things and you're, you're just not included because people just assume you're. He's probably working.
Tom Schwartz
He's probably working. Wait, I know I asked you this earlier and I hate when people are like, what's the craziest thing that's ever happened? That and I. Because I miss, I don't know, lots of crazy stuff. Can we do some like, I don't know, can we do some crazy stories? Like, I know we've seen some freaky stuff on the security footage. I remember one guy getting a beach. I think it was during. Oh, remember that one? I mean, it was sweet. I hate to.
Logan Cochrane
That kind of stuff I embrace.
Tom Schwartz
It's like it was hard to, you know, it felt like it was borderline homophobic not allowing that to happen. But it is, it is a business and there needs to be a modicum of that, boundaries, that kind of stuff.
Logan Cochrane
That doesn't bother me.
Tom Schwartz
No, of course not, but I welcome it. Can we talk about some unique stories? Maybe some stuff you haven't told me?
Logan Cochrane
What haven't I. I mean, I feel like you've been here for a lot of the, the crazy, the craziness.
Tom Schwartz
Like any you ever. Have we ever found anyone, like passed out downstairs in storage or like back here or like, we make it a point to never over serve. We're so good about that. But listen, inevitably you. You get someone who's in tourist mode when you're on vacay. You drink a little more, you don't sleep as much.
Logan Cochrane
I used. Like, people come here, especially fans. Especially if, like, one of you are here.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
People will drink themselves into oblivion. And, like, they try to, like, get the. They're nervous and they try to, like, get the courage to go up to.
Tom Schwartz
You and say, hi, and how long have you known me? I might be the least intimidating human on the planet.
Logan Cochrane
You. But people wouldn't hurt a fly.
Tom Schwartz
People will chug six vodka sodas at the bar to muster up the courage. I'm like you guys. I don't bite. I'm the easiest human being on the planet and. But I get that it's Jax you.
Logan Cochrane
Gotta watch out for.
Tom Schwartz
No, but it's scary. I'm. When I see a celebrity, I get nervous.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Who's your favorite? What's your best celebrity encounter at TomTom or just anywhere?
Logan Cochrane
There was a. When I was still waiting tables here, I would say, like the best night. Like, personally, I would say. Oh, well, I'd say there's two. There was the night that Kelly Clarkson came in.
Tom Sandoval
Kelly Clarkson.
Logan Cochrane
Who is Kelly Clarkson? Icon, queen, icon, legend.
Tom Schwartz
We love her.
Logan Cochrane
And at the same time that I was waiting on Kelly Clarkson, I was also waiting on Selena Gomez. That I was here that night at the same time.
Tom Schwartz
I was so intimidated.
Logan Cochrane
But Selena, she's been in here a few times and she's so, so sweet.
Tom Schwartz
She's an earth angel and so nice. She asked me to sit down with her. I don't know if you remember. And I was so. That's the most nervous I've ever been in the history of TomTom. I felt like I was 13 again, hitting on my crush. I did not. Not like in a. I don't know if that's the right way to phrase it, you know, in terms of my uncouth uncoolness.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, you got. You got a little butterflies.
Tom Schwartz
For some reason, I. I felt very comfortable around Lady.
Logan Cochrane
She married today.
Tom Schwartz
And Miley Cyrus. She is.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah. Benny to Benny. I like right now.
Tom Schwartz
Are they relationship goals? Yes.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
I don't know much about their relationship.
Tom Schwartz
I'll just say yes. Yes. Oh, my God, they're so cute together.
Logan Cochrane
I think he's a little kooky.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah. But in a good way.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Schwartz
They have such a sweet relationship. And I. I want.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Schwartz
I want that. What else? Who else? I'm trying to think. Paul Abdul.
Logan Cochrane
So sweet.
Tom Schwartz
I'm looking at a little to the left of where Miley Cyrus was dancing on the table. And I remember serving, meeting Denise Richards for the first time. I just watched the new Charlie Sheen documentary.
Logan Cochrane
Oh, okay.
Tom Schwartz
They had some insane trauma. I. You. Can you imagine dating Charlie Sheen in his prime?
Logan Cochrane
That sounds.
Tom Schwartz
She is a soldier and a champion and such a strong woman. But I met her on the garden side of Tom Tom. And I was like, what can I get you? That's when she was filming Housewives of Beverly Hills. And she said, I'll do a double tequila because I'm stressed.
Logan Cochrane
She likes the. It's like Casamigos Repo.
Tom Schwartz
She did. She likes Casamigos repo. But she always kept her composure. Like, she just. Yeah, she had the one drink and then she didn't drink again. She wasn't like a repeat drinker, but she was so fucking sweet. And I was like, it's weird when you meet your childhood crush.
Logan Cochrane
I mean, that. Your childhood crush.
Tom Schwartz
One of them.
Logan Cochrane
Wow.
Tom Schwartz
I had a lot of them. Who was your childhood crush?
Logan Cochrane
Ricky Martin.
Tom Schwartz
You guys, Logan is a beautiful gay.
Tom Sandoval
Man, if you don't know.
Logan Cochrane
Single.
Tom Schwartz
Single. Are you single right now?
Logan Cochrane
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Who doesn't? Ricky Martin is.
Logan Cochrane
Ricky Martin is. But also celebrity crush now is Ricky Martin.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah. Do you have any niche ones we can talk about? Cartoons, anime, Toms.
Logan Cochrane
Nope, Nope. Toms. I don't think that joke. Bad joke.
Tom Schwartz
We don't have to go there.
Logan Cochrane
I'm sure there are some.
Tom Schwartz
It's okay.
Logan Cochrane
Oh, maybe like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid.
Tom Schwartz
Ah, yeah. You and Luke loves. Yeah, Luke's a big little.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, he's pretty.
Tom Schwartz
Kristen's. Luke is a big, big fan of. You know.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Wait, who is she? I can't think of her name.
Peter Madrigal
Who?
Tom Schwartz
Little Mermaid.
Logan Cochrane
Ariel.
Tom Schwartz
Ariel. Oh, Luke's a big fan. No spoilers. But Luke. Luke. Kristen Doty's fiance. Oh, yeah. I was just with them.
Logan Cochrane
Oh, I love that.
Tom Schwartz
We were playing basketball.
Logan Cochrane
Cute.
Tom Schwartz
We were hooping it up.
Logan Cochrane
Congrats to them and the baby.
Tom Schwartz
But you're feeling okay? You're not too jaded? I had. I wanted to check in on you.
Logan Cochrane
No, it's still. It's still fun coming in here. And I still. It kind of feels like a. Like a puzzle you will never finish.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
But you're just kind of always on the verge of finding that final puzzle piece. It's always something new. New people coming in here. It's pretty exciting.
Tom Schwartz
I applaud Your just inability to be jaded. I mean, maybe you are. If you do, you hide it well. It's just how. Do you. Do you have any tips for other people out there who are burnt out in the bar and restaurant industry? Do you have a regimen? Do you do. Do like, do you meditate? Yoga? Are you just built for this?
Logan Cochrane
I've been running. I don't know if that's running away from things or running just like running from anything. No, that's good for the. That's good for the mind. That helps clear out any negative energy that I may have.
Tom Schwartz
Maybe some palo santo, some sage.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, a good candle shout out. Candle delirium.
Tom Schwartz
Shout out to Candelarium. I love that place on Santa Monica Boulevard.
Logan Cochrane
The best.
Tom Schwartz
Right next to Laurel Hardware, one of my OG stomping grounds.
Logan Cochrane
Great patio.
Tom Schwartz
Are you more detox or more Retox lately? How's your harmony?
Logan Cochrane
Harmony is harmonying.
Tom Schwartz
Balanced.
Logan Cochrane
Lately, I'd say more detox. Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
I asked Logan to have a drink. He said no, thank you. Not that he ever drinks while he's working, but I was just like, hey, before the podcast, can we have a drink?
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, no, I. I mean, maybe this is also something that's helped lately is not getting sucked up into the culture.
Tom Schwartz
Of.
Logan Cochrane
I work at a bar. That doesn't mean I want to spend every hour at a bar. On my days off, I'll go for a run, go hang out by the pool. I might go to dinner. I have a glass of wine with dinner. But I'm not.
Tom Schwartz
I get it. It does curb your enthusiasm for bars. I always found it ironic that being a bar owner, especially Shorts and Sandy's.
Logan Cochrane
Ironically, you spend more time at home.
Tom Schwartz
Made me not want to drink. It was I. It was like, ironically one of the more sobering ventures I've ever done in my life. Even though I drank a lot to help numb the pain, it was ironically sobering having a bar. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a grind. It's a full time job. And like, you know, even when you're not on the clock, someone's sick in the morning. Logan, I can't make it in. I got a big audition, I stubbed my toe, my dog ate my homework.
Peter Madrigal
Stuff.
Tom Schwartz
Stuff like that.
Logan Cochrane
All of the above.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Logan Cochrane
No, it's. I mean, you're never. You're never fully off the clock, but take some time for yourself. Go see Beyonce if you can.
Tom Schwartz
You love Beyonce.
Logan Cochrane
Love her so much.
Tom Schwartz
Who do you love more, Beyonce or Beyonce? Yeah. No.
Peter Madrigal
Are you.
Logan Cochrane
You might Be top over Tom Schwartz. Beyonce.
Tom Schwartz
You might be top 10 Beyonce fans in the world.
Logan Cochrane
I hope so.
Tom Schwartz
Do you. Do you still love me? Yeah. Well, there was a little pause there.
Logan Cochrane
No, I do.
Tom Schwartz
You do.
Tom Sandoval
I know.
Logan Cochrane
Sorry, I was surprised by the question.
Tom Schwartz
Sorry, guys.
Logan Cochrane
Thought it was obvious. You got.
Tom Schwartz
This is technically a podcast, but I feel like I'm just sitting down and talking to you and it's nice. Cuz I. I miss you. And usually it's so loud in here and in a good way.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Schwartz
By the way, you're a great dj, a great curator of vibes.
Logan Cochrane
Oh my.
Tom Schwartz
You are really great curator. You have some of the best playlists. I'm so grateful to have you as a friend, as a manager.
Logan Cochrane
Thank you. Thank you.
Tom Schwartz
I would have liked to hear some freakier stories about things that have happened at TomTom. I. But it's okay.
Logan Cochrane
We'll do like a. We'll do like a tell all one day.
Tom Schwartz
Okay. I actually respect this boundary because it could backfire.
Logan Cochrane
Yeah, I don't. I mean, listen, you'll see. I mean, it's West Hollywood.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah, read.
Logan Cochrane
You could imagine.
Tom Schwartz
Read between the lines. Guys, it's West Hollywood. There's some freaky stuff that happens, but.
Logan Cochrane
But we love it.
Tom Schwartz
I love you and I'm so happy to sit down with you.
Logan Cochrane
I'm so happy to sit down with you.
Tom Schwartz
Oh my God. We ran long. It's 25 minutes.
Tom Sandoval
Sorry, Guy.
Tom Schwartz
I promised him. I said 10 to 15.
Logan Cochrane
It's okay. All right, Logan, I'll be here all night.
Tom Schwartz
All right, we're signing off. Next stop. Sir. I'm going to go chat with Peter and catch up with Peter.
Logan Cochrane
Tell him I said hello.
Tom Schwartz
I will. I'll tell.
Logan Cochrane
We'll see him soon. He's in here pretty often.
Tom Schwartz
We always did a good job of cross pollinating, right? Yeah, I think we did with sir. And even something about her too, during the day.
Logan Cochrane
And best sandwiches in WeHo.
Tom Schwartz
Best sandwiches in WeHo. Can you ask Ariana if I can.
Tom Sandoval
Get on Love Island?
Logan Cochrane
I don't think she's in charge of the casting.
Tom Schwartz
It's not my. It's not my age.
Logan Cochrane
You. Are you under 30? Still a little.
Tom Schwartz
Little higher. Do they have a love when they do early 40s?
Logan Cochrane
When. When they do the Golden Love island, maybe.
Tom Schwartz
All right, we're leaving. This is over.
Logan Cochrane
Okay, bye.
Tom Sandoval
Love you. Peter, we're rolling.
Peter Madrigal
Are we really? Tom?
Tom Schwartz
Can we go back?
Peter Madrigal
You're not going to introduce me or anything?
Tom Schwartz
Yeah, straight to the Arnold impersonation.
Peter Madrigal
Stay to the island. Impersonation. Cool. How about this one? You can recognize this one. It's mine. My precious loss.
Tom Schwartz
You guys, this is what happens when you're the manager of SIR for 15.
Peter Madrigal
Years and you're getting drunk with one of your oldest friend companion patriots. What do we call ourselves?
Tom Schwartz
You're my O.G. one of my rider dies. I miss your face, by the way.
Peter Madrigal
Before we start, Peter, where are we?
Tom Schwartz
What are we doing?
Peter Madrigal
Okay, first of all, before we get into any of that. Thomas. I was going to say Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, but that's not who you are. Thomas Schwartz.
Tom Schwartz
Peter Madrigal.
Peter Madrigal
There you go. Before we do anything like that, we got to take this shot.
Tom Schwartz
Where are we?
Peter Madrigal
Well, first of all, we do shot. Ladies and gentlemen, in the. In this podcast, Tom and I used to do shot for shot all the time. So let's raise our glasses high. This one's for you tonight, Peter.
Tom Schwartz
I don't do full shots, but in honor of you taking time out of your schedule because I know you're busy as fuck, I will do a full shot with you.
Peter Madrigal
I love it. Cheers to you, Tom. So.
Tom Schwartz
But you didn't tell. You didn't tell the audience where we are right now.
Peter Madrigal
We are in the iconic sir alley, the sir alleyway. We are doing this podcast. We are talking on this podcast as people are driving by and saying, hi. This is real.
Tom Schwartz
Hi.
Peter Madrigal
Hi. How's it going?
Tom Schwartz
Hey, guys. We are looking at Zach Wickham right now.
Peter Madrigal
Zach Wickham and Peter, thank you for.
Tom Schwartz
Doing this, by the way.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, thank you for having me on, Tom. I really appreciate it. So we are in the alleyway of the iconic sir restaurant right now.
Tom Schwartz
For me, some of the best times in my life, some of the worst times in my life and everything in between. Without this place, I don't think I would be who I am today.
Peter Madrigal
I don't think so either.
Tom Schwartz
What about you?
Peter Madrigal
I don't think I'd be who I am today either. I mean, like, that goes for Sir Lisa. If it wasn't for Lisa, we would not be who we are today.
Tom Schwartz
I think it's safe to say it's, like, as important as some of the OG Cast members. Sir.
Peter Madrigal
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
Maybe even Tom. Tom. But sir is where it all started.
Peter Madrigal
It's sir is the mothership.
Tom Schwartz
It is the fabric, the glue that ties us all together.
Peter Madrigal
Absolutely. Yes.
Tom Schwartz
It is the reason I met my former wife. It's the reason we're sitting here now.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Shout out to Katie. We're on great terms now. Shout out to something about her okay. Business love.
Peter Madrigal
Something about her. Great. Sandwiches, Peter.
Tom Schwartz
This is nice.
Peter Madrigal
Yes, it is.
Tom Schwartz
Peter's mad cause we're not filming this, but just.
Peter Madrigal
I am mad.
Tom Schwartz
I'm gonna describe how he looks. He has a beautiful James Bond esque shirt on. He still looks like a swashbuckling pirate three buttons down. He's aging in reverse. You don't have a wrinkle on your goddamn face, Peter. What's your secret?
Peter Madrigal
My secret is I take care of myself. I work out for like two, three hours a day. I run five miles at least a day. I have a rigorous. A rigorous facial routine. I mean, I'm like American Psycho when it comes to my face.
Tom Schwartz
You're Patrick Bateman.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
I've been doing that for a long time. Since our Vanderpump Rules days.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah, man.
Peter Madrigal
And I've been doing that for a long, long time.
Tom Schwartz
You've been regimented since the moment I met you, Peter. There's no one like you. You're the only Peter Madrigal on the planet.
Peter Madrigal
Magical Madrigal.
Tom Schwartz
And I mean that in the most respectful, loving way. You're a hustler. You are Dao the Father in. Before we get into what's going on in your life, can we go back in time? Peter? I love time travel on this podcast.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, no, we got. We're going to time travel here.
Tom Sandoval
When?
Tom Schwartz
Okay, when was your first day at Sir Restaurant? West Hollywood.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, my God. That is like. That is as iconic as they come. Okay, so that is so iconic. Before we get into that, though, I'm scared. Before we get into that, before we get into my first day at Sur Restaurant. S U R. When I. When I started working at Sur Restaurant Sur, it meant south. And then as we got on Vanderpump Rules, as we became Vanderpump Rules, as we. As we became this very popular piece of pop culture, it became Sexy Unique Restaurant.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, it evolved into that.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, it evolved into that.
Tom Schwartz
Wait, I did not know that. Yeah, I know. Sir means south and South Espanol.
Peter Madrigal
See? So how do you feel before we get into my first day here, how do you feel now that Sir Vanderpump Rules is over? What are your thoughts? How are you feeling? I feel it's not over for. I mean, over for specifically for us.
Tom Schwartz
It will live on forever.
Peter Madrigal
Yes, it will.
Tom Schwartz
I think. And this has nothing to do with my ego because I do not enjoy watching myself. I have no ego. But I do think it's an iconic show, and I think it'll stay in the cultural zeitgeist for a long time because of its authenticity.
Peter Madrigal
Absolutely.
Tom Schwartz
It's one of the most authentic shows, I think, in the history of reality tv, you know, because you lived it. Yeah, you can factor.
Peter Madrigal
We both did.
Logan Cochrane
We both did.
Peter Madrigal
We both did. We were both part of pop culture history.
Tom Schwartz
And I. Yeah, there's no ego here when we're talking about this. And it changed my life forever. Yeah, it really did.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
And I love this place. And then I have so many good memories here. Some bad, but I would say 98. Good.
Peter Madrigal
I'd say 95. But we're not. We're not counting.
Tom Schwartz
So we're not counting the S10 or the confessions in the Back Alley.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, exactly. So my first day here was, you got to wind the clocks back all the way back to 2008.
Tom Schwartz
And, Peter, how did. Before you even get there, how did you even end up in West Hollywood in the first place?
Peter Madrigal
Okay, so I was still in college.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
I was at the University of Southern California, home of the Trojans. I was graduating from college in 2008, and I met this gentleman by the name of Guillermo Zapata, right? And I was working at Club Monaco at the time, which no longer exists on Sunset. Okay? So basically, when I'm taking a swig, by the way of my tequila soda, so he's all like, wow, you have a good look. You should come work at my restaurant. Now here's the real kicker for this whole thing, okay? At the time, I literally lived in an apartment, a two bedroom apartment with five guys, right? So it was me, my brother Paul, my brother Jude, and then Zephany, our adopted brother, and then this guy Arthur. Now, Arthur was in a movie called Pineapple Express. He was the redheaded kid in the. In the hallway of Pineapple Express who tells. So you got. You got Amber Heard and Seth Rogen walking down the hallway, right? And. And he's the one that said, all right, time to suck today's dick.
Tom Schwartz
I know the reference.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, there you go. Okay, so he was in that movie, right? He also, at the time he was filming that movie, was a busser here at Sir Restaurant. So at the time I wanted some more pay and I was looking for a different job, and I wanted, like, something in the restaurant industry, right? So he was all like, yeah, you know, they're looking for a bus through there. So I didn't put two and two together at the time because I was young and dumb, right? I was literally just fresh out of college, and I was trying to figure myself out. I was 24. And I couldn't keep anything together. You know, you're a dumb, little young 24 year old. And so I didn't match up that he worked at Sur. And I just met the owner of Sur. So I'm walking around the corner right here. I'm in my best white shirt, buttoned down, tucked in my pants.
Tom Schwartz
What year is this again?
Peter Madrigal
This is 2008.
Tom Schwartz
Thank you.
Peter Madrigal
And I see Guillermo, and he's working the. Working the curtains outside on the patio. And he sees me and he's all like, oh, hey, I'm. I was like, oh, hey. Oh. And it clicks in my brain, you know, because I didn't come online fully until season five of Vanderpump Rules when I turned 33. And then I really came online then I was like, oh, wait, hold on. I'm gonna start dressing in a suit. I'm gonna start wearing my button down. If you watch the first. Like, you became self aware. Yeah, exactly. I became self aware at 33, which is the average age for.
Tom Schwartz
For men. For men in particular.
Peter Madrigal
For men in particular.
Tom Schwartz
If you're lucky. If you're lucky, 40.
Peter Madrigal
Unless you're Jack Taylor.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, so straight, Jax.
Peter Madrigal
Sorry. So. So I'm not. So. So. So I get hired on the spot by Guillermo, right? He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, you come on in. Right? And then I started working as a busser that day.
Tom Schwartz
I'm whispering. I was like, that's what I was gonna ask you next. You started as a busser?
Peter Madrigal
I started as a busser. All right. And then what ends up happening is that six months in, we have a turnover of different servers. Now, keep in mind that I've been bartending for, like 20 years at this point, so since 2005. So I already knew how to bartend at that time. I was. You know, it was three years in. I knew how to bartender. I knew how to make a mojito.
Tom Schwartz
So it's humbling to have to start.
Peter Madrigal
As a. I didn't mind because I went and applied over there.
Tom Schwartz
Chacones.
Peter Madrigal
It wasn't Chacones at the time. Time. I went and applied over there as a server.
Tom Schwartz
He's pointing south. We're in West Hollywood, Right.
Peter Madrigal
The corner of Melrose. But it wasn't Chacon's at the time.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah, I'm just letting him know because we're not filming.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, so say it again.
Tom Schwartz
I'm letting him know because we're not filming right now.
Peter Madrigal
I know. Say it again, though. I'm letting him know because we want to Hear your voice.
Tom Schwartz
Peter likes my voice.
Peter Madrigal
Peter. Like, Peter love Peter.
Tom Schwartz
You've never told me some of this stuff. Wait, keep going, Keep going.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, yeah, I'm. I'm, you know, I'm a natural storyteller, so.
Tom Schwartz
I love you, Peter.
Peter Madrigal
So I applied there, and I remember applying there, and I didn't get the job. So I was like, okay, you know, like, they rejected me outright. And it might have been my torn jeans and my T shirt that I came in with because I didn't dress properly. I was a kid. I was in college. So I made sure to dress properly for Guillermo. And it was like, shirt, pants, and this is 2008.
Tom Schwartz
Did you receive constructive criticism, say, hey, maybe dress up a little more? Did you just instinctually know?
Peter Madrigal
I instinctually figured it out. I mean, you're talking to a kid in college. You know what I mean? So. And I'll never forget it, too. So I got. I started here as a busser, and I was like, okay, I'm going to start off at the bottom and work my way up as long as I'm in the system. And that's exactly what happened. We had so much turnover with so many servers. I was like, I want to be a server. And I'll Never forget, until 2010, walking down here because I was like, I was only getting two shifts at the time because, you know, we had a little bit of a recession and all that stuff. And then this was pre show, and I'll never forget, like. And this was 2008.
Tom Schwartz
Was the recession.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah. But trickled into 2010. So I was. I remember only getting two. Two ships. Two ships a week as a server. And then all of a sudden, they offered me the managerial job, and I took it because I was like, okay, I might as well guarantee myself, like four or five days a week.
Tom Schwartz
So you're saying they were desperate? I'm joking. I'm joking.
Peter Madrigal
No, they weren't desperate. But. But here's the thing. Nobody else wanted the job, and I wanted it because I was guaranteeing myself at least an income.
Tom Schwartz
You had a fire.
Peter Madrigal
Yes. Just like you see me today. I have a fire, Peter.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah, we're gonna come back to that. Peter. Peter has an undeniable. We'll come back to this. Peter, you have a fire burning within that always inspires me. Every time I see you, I get fired up. Wait, I interrupted the story.
Peter Madrigal
Sweaty mess, baby. Sweaty mess.
Logan Cochrane
No, keep going.
Tom Schwartz
I hate when people interrupt on podcasts. Keep going.
Peter Madrigal
No, no, no. That's pretty much the end of the story. That's the way I started it, Sir.
Tom Schwartz
Okay.
Peter Madrigal
And all those trials and tribulations, like they hit up until I started becoming the manager here at SIR and then once that happened a year later, 2011, Lisa comes in, we all sit down at this, at this long table over there that you've seen before in the main room, and she tells us, everyone, we are about to do a TV show. They want me to do a TV show based on one of my restaurants. And of course, like, I was like, yes, I want to do this. So I meet with her and I was cast right away. So I meet with, with, with Natalie and with Lisa and Lisa is all like, you see Pisa? We can do a TV show based around him, just him by himself. That's how charismatic he is. And I'll never forget, I was all like, I didn't know I was that charismatic when I was like a 28 year old, 29 year old man. You know what I mean? So, Yeah, I was 28 at the time. Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
At that point. Let's see, Most of the OGs were working at SIR, right?
Peter Madrigal
We all were. But that's why the show worked, Tom. The show worked because we, we all. Like when I went out to get drinks that, that iconic scene with, at the parlor with Jax.
Tom Schwartz
I remember.
Peter Madrigal
And we downed a bottle of tequila by ourselves. We were talking because we had known each other for goddamn five years at that point in time.
Tom Schwartz
And Peter, at that point you had, you dated half of the OGs. So you.
Peter Madrigal
No, just two of them.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, you had dated stuff. Saucy.
Peter Madrigal
Well, dated his. And then I hooked up with your ex wife.
Tom Schwartz
But then, but then also you. That's it. I thought you had hooked up with not Sheena.
Peter Madrigal
No. Oh.
Tom Schwartz
Oh. I just.
Peter Madrigal
No, we'll get into that later.
Tom Schwartz
No, no. And then, well, some other people that weren't fully on the cast. Not to make you sound like a man whore or anything, but you were like a bit of a.
Peter Madrigal
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
No, you were, you were a respectful playboy.
Peter Madrigal
I know. I know how to. I know how to date a woman. I know that. It's true. I enjoy dating. I love it.
Tom Schwartz
But it's.
Peter Madrigal
I love taking, taking someone out.
Tom Schwartz
People are always fascinated that Peter and Stassi dated. Peter and Katie kind of had a moment. But who am I? Not you and Kristen. No, that she was.
Peter Madrigal
No, not Kristen. No, there was someone else. I'm not going to mention her name. There was someone else.
Tom Schwartz
No, that's not what I do here. But I. Peter. Yeah. Do you remember the early days 2000, 2010, 11. The show started officially in 2000. We filmed in 2011.
Peter Madrigal
So we shot the pilot, the teaser in 2011.
Tom Schwartz
Yes. And then it aired in 2012. And the rest is history.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Do you. Do you have fond memories of the early days?
Peter Madrigal
I actually do. I remember, like. And I love Kristen. Kristen is like, maybe between you and Kristen, you and Chris. And this is weird for me to say now, you, Kristen and Lisa are the only people from. From like that I even communicate with. And I remember. But I remember Kristen before we started filming the first season, she comes up to me, she, you better start treating Stassi better. I was like, or what? Or we're kicking you off the show. I was like, okay, do it. Bring it.
Tom Schwartz
So at that. Oh, because you were her manager.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
And she felt that you were treating her unfairly or being too harsh.
Peter Madrigal
No, I wasn't being harsh on Stassi. I was just being. I, like, I don't know. I don't even remember. I do not remember the circumstances.
Tom Schwartz
Inherently, as a manager, you do have to be of that.
Peter Madrigal
Why do you think I was always Switzerland?
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
Nowadays I don't have to be Switzerland anymore because none of you guys work for me anymore. What do you. What do people.
Tom Schwartz
How weird is it? A mind to think about the fact that you may. At one point you were managing Katie Stassi, Kristen, Jax, Tom.
Peter Madrigal
Let me tell you something that's so weird to me. Okay?
Tom Schwartz
So, you know, they were like, you're really close friends too. What, do the lights get blurred as a manager when you're that close with your.
Peter Madrigal
Yes, they do a little bit. Like, here's the thing. Like, Jax, he was a very, very good worker.
Tom Schwartz
He actually, Jax is a hustler.
Peter Madrigal
Jax was a very good worker. Terrible bartender, Very good worker. So.
Tom Schwartz
And a charmer.
Peter Madrigal
I remember.
Tom Schwartz
I think his. Sorry, you guys, we're talking about, like.
Peter Madrigal
Listen, OG this is pre show.
Tom Schwartz
Jax was very charming as a bartender. If you asked him to make a mojito, he would say that we're out of limes and mint.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
And I respect that.
Peter Madrigal
So one time I was late for a. A lunch shift and he started the music and helped because I text him. I was like, I'm going to be late. And so he. He put the music on and got everything ready for me. It was awesome. You know what I mean? He couldn't make a drink, but he got everything ready. He got everything prepped.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, guess who taught me how to bartend.
Peter Madrigal
You know how to bartend?
Tom Schwartz
Jax Taylor. Peter.
Peter Madrigal
No. No way.
Tom Schwartz
Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor taught me how to bartend. Zach, come over here real quick.
Peter Madrigal
So let me tell you something. So Jax was a great employee, but terrible bartender. Tom Sandoval, great. Both great bartender, terrible employee.
Tom Schwartz
Can you expound?
Peter Madrigal
Oh, I'll tell you. Oh, okay. So I'd be. I would be managing. I would be managing. And Tom Sandoval wouldn't show up for, like, you know, it takes a lot to pre. To open a bar, and I'd have to open the bar for him. And then I opened the doors, and he still wasn't here about 20 minutes later. And then he finally showed up. I was like, oh, here you go, Tom. It's all set and ready for you.
Tom Schwartz
But he would show up looking good and do a good job and overcompensate. That was his thing. Once he showed up, he did a good job.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, exactly. So if you merge Tom and Jax together, they form the best bartender. There you go.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, that's actually one of the funniest things. That's a great observation, Jackson.
Peter Madrigal
Tom Sandoval together. Guess what? Perfect bartender arrives on time, does their due diligence, and knows how to make a cocktail.
Tom Schwartz
Yes, Jax, not the best bartender, but very charming. He is prompt as a motherfucker.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Jax is never late. And he's one of the. But people don't know this about Jax, but he's also very tidy. He's ocd. If you go into his house, his condo, everything is in perfect order. There's no. There's not a speck of dust on the floor. Floor. He's OCD people. Don't they. You wouldn't know.
Peter Madrigal
No, I know. I know he is.
Tom Schwartz
And Tom. Tom's very cleanly too, but Tom's late to everything.
Peter Madrigal
Tell me something. Speaking of Tom Sandoval, do you still speak to Tom Sandoval?
Tom Schwartz
Yeah, he's on tour right now. I was gonna go meet him in Texas, actually. Yeah. Yeah, we took a break from each other for obvious reasons. And just to recap, it's like I'm.
Peter Madrigal
Taking a break from everybody on this thing.
Tom Schwartz
I know Peter. Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
I haven't talked to anybody except for you and Kristen.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, people. You know what? People ask me a lot. They're like, is Peter resentful because he was on the show more? And you know what I. You know what I say? Can I tell you?
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
I say no. At least I say, I don't think so, because Peter, since I met him, has 30 projects going at once. And like, for real.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
You have your coals and a lot of fires, but we're gonna come back to that.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
I want to say early days, sir, before we go to there, because I. I want to get.
Peter Madrigal
I'm not resentful to anybody. I don't say, like, for instance, just as an example, recently, I had a little bit of a falling out with someone.
Tom Schwartz
Why are you looking at. With me?
Peter Madrigal
No, I didn't have a falling out with you. I had fallen out with someone else.
Tom Schwartz
You don't have to say it.
Peter Madrigal
You don't want me to say it.
Tom Schwartz
It's up to you, Peter, if you're comfortable with it. But I'm very comfortable.
Peter Madrigal
I'm always comfortable.
Tom Schwartz
That's not the speed of my podcast.
Peter Madrigal
Okay, all right, I'll keep it.
Tom Schwartz
Can you. Can you vaguely allude to who it is?
Peter Madrigal
I. Well, I won't vaguely. Well, I mean, like, if. If I say it, if I tell the story, everyone's going to know who it is.
Tom Schwartz
It's up to you.
Peter Madrigal
Made natural news. It did, yeah. Made a lot of news.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, I. I don't. I have no idea. I know. Now everyone who's listening wants to know.
Peter Madrigal
But you don't want me to say it. You want to keep it a PC baby.
Tom Schwartz
I. I have no idea.
Peter Madrigal
You don't know.
Tom Schwartz
Guys, since we're having a moment here, I have no idea what Peter's talking about. Can you just vaguely allude to who it is?
Peter Madrigal
So let's just. I can't vaguely allude to it because I don't know how to be vague. I'm just Very straight point. Okay, so we'll leave it there.
Tom Schwartz
But is it someone who was on the show?
Peter Madrigal
Oh, yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Oh. Is it a female or a male? Yeah, a male.
Peter Madrigal
No, female. Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Had she worked at SIR before?
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Does her name rhyme with Ina? Hi. Hina.
Peter Madrigal
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
All right, we'll leave it at that.
Peter Madrigal
Leave it at that.
Tom Schwartz
I missed this whole thing, but we're not going to get into that.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, yeah, there's. I can. You can. You can look it up. And there's article after article after article. I kept on getting like these. Let's just put it this way, she tried to call me out on something, and the. The.
Tom Schwartz
Just give them the old PR Answer, Peter.
Peter Madrigal
PR Answer. I don't do pr. I don't know what that is.
Tom Schwartz
Well, I just say what's in your heart, then.
Peter Madrigal
Okay, sounds good. So. So I tried to bring her on, on one of mine, because one of my shows that I have On. On reality network, which we're coming back. RealityNetwork TV.
Tom Schwartz
Peter's.
Peter Madrigal
Go check it out.
Tom Schwartz
So many good shows.
Peter Madrigal
And she sent me to her manager, who sent me to her publicist, and I was very nice about it. I was like, okay, I'll email this person. I don't know who publicist is. And then a publicist just said, no, we're not interested. So I wanted to bring her on one of my shows to promote her stuff. And my show, you know, like, it's not the biggest thing, but, you know, what's the problem? It would be like you asking me to do something, and I send you to some random person who sent it to some random person and tells you no. Not cool in my book. I've known. I've known all y' all for years. Okay.
Tom Schwartz
You know, anyway, we have a deep bond.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, we do.
Tom Schwartz
I'm serious, Peter.
Peter Madrigal
We have you. You. Now it's down to you and Lisa and Kristen. That's it.
Tom Schwartz
Really?
Peter Madrigal
Yeah. I don't talk to anybody else, Peter.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, I could get into all of it, because I don't have any. I don't have a filter. Well, Peter, because the reason why on the show that I had a filter is because, a, I was the manager.
Tom Schwartz
B, you have a certain. You have a certain order of, like, civility and decorum that you have to keep as the. Because you're the ambassador for this place.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, exactly.
Tom Schwartz
You can't pop off and just be like.
Peter Madrigal
Exactly. And I was also the manager of this place, so I was managing everybody. So I couldn't really take a side. None of them are under me now. So now I can talk, say whatever I want. Now I can express myself the way I always wanted to. So she said, you know, oh, send my manager who. Who sent me to a publicist who literally said, no. So me, I. I was on set filming bar brawl for bar brawl at the time, which is a bartender competition show. I saw the email on Petersburg network.
Tom Schwartz
But we'll come back to that.
Peter Madrigal
Come back to that at the end.
Tom Schwartz
Yes. Hell, yeah.
Peter Madrigal
I saw the email, and I was like, that's weird. Okay, cool. But what. What the real thing was, it had nothing to do with her being on my show. It had to do with her coming after the queen, the woman who none of us would be here without. Lisa Vanderpump. And when she did that, I was like, all right, gloves are off. I'm done. You do not come for the queen. I may be a bishop, but the queen and king for me as far as I'm concerned, when it comes to our public life is Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah. I think she felt.
Peter Madrigal
She. I understand.
Tom Schwartz
To give her some empathy. I think Sheena felt some sympathy or entry. I think empath. I feel more sympathy because I. Yeah, there you go. You're right. But I, you know, she's one of my good friends, too. I think she felt some sort of. I don't. I don't know. I don't want to speak for Sheena.
Peter Madrigal
No matter whatever happens between me and Lisa, I will never publicly go against her. I love her, and if you don't, like.
Tom Schwartz
I still FaceTime her on a regular basis.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, yeah. I got. I got an interesting story for you. She. I got a story for you. Do I have a story for you. Okay.
Tom Schwartz
Well, she. A lot of the audience thinks that she's partial to the guys or she. Only.
Peter Madrigal
No, she's not.
Tom Schwartz
Not at all. She's harsh. She's my harshest critic.
Peter Madrigal
I think she's partial. She's my harshest critic, too. I think she's partial to loyalty. So my problem is, is that she went after Lisa. If you're going to go after Lisa and you're going to be like, oh, Lisa had nothing to do with it, why don't you get rid of all your following and start fresh and just build it up yourself without Lisa. That's the line you don't cross for me. Oh, so speaking of Lisa and FaceTiming. So I have a story for you. And you want to hear this story about a couple of weeks ago, you were in Houston, Texas.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
Okay, so I was in Greece for my birthday. I was shooting an episode of Outside the Rules.
Tom Schwartz
Can you tell them what that's about real quick?
Peter Madrigal
Huh?
Tom Schwartz
The audience. Can you tell them?
Peter Madrigal
So Outside the Rules is about my life outside of Vanderpump Rules.
Tom Schwartz
Okay, that's so on the nose. I thought it was gonna be such a different. Peter's never told me this.
Peter Madrigal
You don't know this? No. I'm shooting a TV show called Outside the Rules along with bar brawl. Outside the Rules is going to be on reality network.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
So Outside the Rules is my own. You know, I'm just like, you know, going and tasting wines and. And bartending and doing. Doing Peter. That's all it is, is Peter. Peter, like Peter, love Peter wants more of. So I was in Greece, right? I was in Greece, and I was filming an episode over there. I just got the episode, actually. Like, I just need to inject the Interviews and all that stuff. But I just got the episode of me in Greece. It was in Santorini, and I shot an oia, and I was on the dome where I wasn't supposed to be. I did something very, very bad. I have the pictures, too, so. And the video. So the last shot was south of Santorini, and it was right next door to this other spot that they were having a wedding at. Okay, so when you FaceTimed me, you met with some ladies that said, oh, he was at my wedding in Houston. Do you remember this? Yes. Okay.
Tom Schwartz
Yes.
Peter Madrigal
And you said, you want to hear the story? So I'm telling you the story right now for all to hear.
Tom Schwartz
Okay, that's so sweet of you guys. You still with us?
Peter Madrigal
Okay.
Tom Schwartz
Me and Peter, just. Sorry. We're dialing.
Peter Madrigal
We're dialoguing, baby.
Tom Schwartz
Just so you know.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, we're dialoguing.
Tom Schwartz
We've been friends for a long time, but we don't sit down and have long, informed conversation. So, Peter, you were saying one more time.
Tom Sandoval
There it is.
Peter Madrigal
You're saying, there it is. Harder. Give it to me harder, Tom.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, God. All right. You were saying, though, Peter.
Peter Madrigal
Okay, so I was like, am I going to go to this wedding? So my wedding crashed, right? Summer, one of the. The. The maid of honor, she invited. She's like, oh, you're shooting right next door at this place called the Edge.
Tom Schwartz
And.
Peter Madrigal
And I shot the last scene, and it was a sunset. It was a sunset scene for this episode. And. And then I went directly from the Edge in Santorini to this other location where the wedding was happening, right? So then at the wedding, at the wedding reception, after we got done eating, we're at the bar, we're drinking, and then the bride, Isabella, and the. And Summer, the. The maid of honor come up to me, like, peter, can you get Lisa on the phone? And, you know, you're around the world, so it's like daytime over here. I was like, yeah, sure. Let me text her and I'll find out. So I text Lisa if I could get her on the FaceTime me. Next thing you know, we're taking a selfie with the. I'm taking a selfie with the bridesmaids and the. And the. And the bride. All of a sudden, Lisa Vanderpump appears on my cell phone, and they all start freaking out, and I say, answer it. So they do, and they're like, oh, my God, Lisa, I love you. I love you. She's like, oh, thank you. Thank you. Where's pizza? I was like, I'm here. Lisa, she's all like, why was it, am I invited to the wedding? I was like, I'm in Greece right now. Lisa, I don't know what to tell you. I would tell you to hop on a plane and get on over here, you know?
Tom Schwartz
Can I inject for one second?
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, of course.
Tom Schwartz
I think some people think that Lisa is unapproachable or maybe somehow out of touch with the. She's one of the most grounded, loving, soulful humans on the planet.
Peter Madrigal
Absolutely right. She is approachable.
Tom Schwartz
Listen, maybe once in a while she's like, I don't feel like taking a picture, of course. Which she has to set a boundary once in a while. Ken does that. But like, she. She will hang out with you, look you in the eye, talk about life. She is. She's like our. Our LA mom, but yeah, she is our la.
Peter Madrigal
She is our LA mom, but back to. She's like our second mom. So. So Isabelle, the bride, gets on the camera, on my camera, on my phone, and I was like, all right, you get on there. I'm gonna take a screenshot of it. So you can have that and you can post it, right? Isabelle comes up to me later on, and she's all. And you met her in Houston. You met this woman in Houston. She's all like, oh, Peter came to my wedding. You met her. So she comes up and she's like, that was the best wedding present ever. It's like, you're welcome. You got. Was awesome. Isabelle, you're awesome. If you're listening to this amazing, amazing, amazing Peter 2000. Thank you for inviting me to your wedding, Peter, wedding crasher over here. And that's not the first time I've. That's like the fourth time I've wedding crashed.
Tom Schwartz
By the way, you should be so lucky. Peter crashes your wedding.
Peter Madrigal
Thank you, Tom.
Tom Schwartz
Although he's gonna have, like six buttons.
Peter Madrigal
Down his chest and I'm be drinking all your booze.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, how do you avoid burnout? So. So this is for everyone in the customer service industry, bar, restaurant, retail, everything. Peter. Well, first of all, there's no one else in the world who has experienced your unique experience as the gm, the manager of one of the. One of the. First of all, one of my favorite spots in the world.
Peter Madrigal
But, Peter, favorite spot. You're gonna say favorite spot or second favorite spot?
Tom Schwartz
No, favorite. Well, okay, TomTom's my favorite.
Peter Madrigal
There it is.
Tom Schwartz
But, Peter, people come from all over the world here. It's primarily driven by. By fans. I talked to Logan earlier about this it's such a unique experience. Bye, Mikey.
Peter Madrigal
Bye, Mike.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, it's a. How do you avoid burnout, mental fatigue? Because I know Peter before. All right, let me. One more thing, you guys. I have a theory that Guillermo and Peter have the world record for the most selfies ever taken in history.
Peter Madrigal
Peter, you could be right about that.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, you've cut back a little bit, but you're still in here all the time. But you used to work five days a week.
Peter Madrigal
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
And how many selfies this is. There's no ego here.
Peter Madrigal
I don't know.
Tom Schwartz
Let's just say.
Peter Madrigal
People always ask me that question, Tom. How many selfies do I take a night? And I have no idea.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, let's just say you take on average. Let's just say you take on average, 20 selfies a night. You work 55 days a week.
Peter Madrigal
That's lowball. Yeah, that's low ball.
Tom Schwartz
That's 100.
Peter Madrigal
That's way lowball.
Tom Schwartz
There's 52 weeks in a year. That's 52. Minimum. 5200 selfies a year.
Peter Madrigal
Okay, so how many is that for the show?
Tom Schwartz
It's been on 12 years.
Peter Madrigal
12 years. No longer than that. So 2012 till now is how many years? 13 years. So multiply that by 13.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, you've taken 60. Roughly 67,000.
Peter Madrigal
Jesus mercy.
Tom Schwartz
600 selfies. That's a minimum.
Peter Madrigal
That's a lot of selfies.
Tom Schwartz
But, Peter, how do you. How do you avoid being jaded or salty or impatient?
Peter Madrigal
You know what? It's not in my DNA. I'm not jaded, I'm not salty, and I'm not impatient.
Tom Schwartz
But nights where you're like, I gotta leave. I gotta get out of here.
Peter Madrigal
Well, I mean, there's been those nights, but those nights were like, you know, like. It's just like me dealing with servers. No, I never. I never really get there. You know, I. I'm always grateful for what I have. You know what I mean?
Tom Schwartz
Peter, I will say this. I said the same thing to Logan. I've never seen you impatient, flustered or frustrated at sir.
Peter Madrigal
Because I have a lot of testosterone, baby.
Tom Schwartz
Okay, that's the most Peter answer ever. No, but, Peter, I want to say this is a testament to your stoicism. You rarely get. I know. You get tired, and sometimes it's natural.
Peter Madrigal
I'm a human being. I'm not Superman. I wish I was.
Tom Schwartz
But you could be.
Peter Madrigal
I'm not. Jesus Christ. There you go.
Tom Schwartz
But he could be.
Peter Madrigal
No, I can't.
Logan Cochrane
Okay.
Tom Schwartz
Sorry, guys. No, but, Peter. Peter, you're in a very unique environment. This is nothing like any other restaurant in the world.
Peter Madrigal
No.
Tom Schwartz
And it could be so easy to get jaded or bitter or just be like, I cannot handle this anymore because you're hyper socializing and there's a parasocial relationship and people feel like they know you, which I experienced at TomTom. But I, I'm fortunate enough to have. I, I don't mind, but once in a while you're like, I'm gonna snap. Do you ever feel like you're in a snap?
Peter Madrigal
I've never snapped before.
Tom Schwartz
No, I've never seen you snap.
Peter Madrigal
No. I'm very calm, very, very cool, very collected.
Tom Schwartz
Peter also on vacation, so they're drinking a little more than usual and they're a little tipsy. And when I'm a little tipsy, I'm a little obnoxious sometimes. So, like, this is a testament to your, your, I guess, commitment to just being a great representative ambassador for West Hollywood. Sir, Vanderpump Rules. Like, have you ever been, have you ever broke and be like, I can't do this anymore?
Peter Madrigal
Well, here's the thing. I'm very, very insanely grateful for everything that I, that I've accomplished. But the thing is, is that without this restaurant. Hey, guys, how's it going?
Tom Schwartz
What's up, guys?
Peter Madrigal
Great. Without Sir, I wouldn't be where I'm at today.
Tom Schwartz
I would not.
Peter Madrigal
Without being on tv, without being on the show Vanderpump Rules.
Tom Schwartz
I'm hyper aware of this. There was a butterfly effect. Even with TomTom, even with Schwarz and Sandies, there was.
Peter Madrigal
Would I change some things? Maybe, yeah, here and there, little things here and there. But for the most part, I am insanely grateful, I think, for everything that.
Tom Schwartz
Some people come to me, like I told you earlier, like, is Peter bitter? I'm like, no, he's not. Peter Magal is not. Dude. He's got 15 things going, going on at once. You don't have time to be bitter.
Peter Madrigal
I don't. I. Why would I be bitter? I'm. I'm living a great life.
Tom Schwartz
Because they think that you weren't featured on the show enough. That. And I'm like, no, Peter has a.
Peter Madrigal
Million things that doesn't make sense to me. Why would anyone think that I'm bitter? Because I have a coin coming out next month.
Tom Schwartz
Boy, Haktua, that's a joke.
Peter Madrigal
No, I have a reputation. Haktu was just spit on that thing. I have a reputation to keep up, baby.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
I have built a reputation for 15 years, 12 years. Thirteen years. Okay. All right.
Tom Schwartz
You really have.
Peter Madrigal
But 15 years as a restaurant manager. I have a reputation. I've been on television for a long time. I have. I've owned companies. Why the hell, like, no, no, I have a reputation. So, yeah, I have a coin coming out. It's a utility coin. It's not a meme coin. That's a big difference too. And yeah, let's say that again.
Tom Schwartz
Utility.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, it's utility. Not meme. I'm not a meme. I am part of nightlife. And you all are going to be appreciative of what I about to come out with. It's going to be phenomenal.
Tom Schwartz
Do you want to talk about. Or should we come back to that.
Peter Madrigal
So I can talk about right now? So I have. I have a coin coming out in October. We start pre sale, I think October 2nd or 3rd. When you're hearing this, I don't know when you're coming out with this particular. Particular podcast, Tom.
Tom Schwartz
Tuesdays.
Peter Madrigal
Tuesdays. Okay. So you're gonna come out with this before I launch. I'm not giving you the name or anything because I'm going to announce that on my socials. So be paying attention to my socials because I'm gonna be announcing this coin coming out, and it's going to be utilized for a number of things and it's going to be freaking amazing. I don't know if I can say the f word on your podcast. It's. It's gonna be amazing. You. You wanted to keep it PC.
Tom Schwartz
No, no, no, it's okay. Let's lean into it. Not just that, but we. Can we talk about the reality TV network, too?
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, we'll talk about that right now, too. But first off, yeah, my coin comes out next month. I know everyone's all like, oh, Hawk, two of this. And I have an actual. Like, that would never happen for me. I just want to, like, build something. I want to build something else. I've built. I built a few different companies. I remember telling you about celebrity slots all the way back in 2019.
Tom Schwartz
So can you tell the audience just real quick? This is where we got Peter. Like Peter want Peter.
Peter Madrigal
Like Peter love Peter wants more of.
Tom Schwartz
That's when you hit the jackpot.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, that is literally how you hit the jackpot.
Tom Schwartz
So it was a digital casino. And when.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, yeah. So it started off as Peter Riffic slots. And all the best ideas come. Come when you're eating food. So I was eating food. I was eating a burrito, a breakfast burrito with my Buddy Chandler, who's out in Shout out to Chandler Rapson who's out in Florida. And I was giving him a ride back and we wanted to get breakfast. I was giving him a ride to the airport and he's like, you know what, Peter? You're all the, you're at sir all the time. You're always taking all these pictures. You should tell them to start downloading a picture frame. I was like, that's an interesting idea. Cool. Maybe, you know, as an app, you know, it'd be cool. And the next thing you know, he calls me up the next day. We're gonna make a casino out of you. That's all like, yes, yes, let's do it. It's a slot machine. And, and we're gonna need your voiceover and all your, all your characteristics. You like tequila, you like wine, you like wearing. Wearing suits. All those are gonna be on your, on your real. The, the, the. The rolls for the, for the. And then you like dressing like a pirate, so that's all it's gonna be on there. So I still have all those pictures from when I, when I did the Peter Rific slots. And then we moved that I was the guinea pig for this company and I owned the company. A part of the company. I owned the company. And then we moved that from Peterific slots to celebrity slots. So I was a guinea pig for it. And then we, and then we had food. God. We had Natalie Vermari. We had a bunch of people on the, on the celebrity slots.
Tom Schwartz
I remember.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, I know you do. It came out the night that we had the, the, the, the party. The last party for season eight.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah.
Peter Madrigal
Of Vanderpump Rules in 2019 at. @ TomTom. And I remember telling everybody, download my game right now. Download my game right now.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, I want to know how do you. I asked you this already. How do you avoid burnout?
Peter Madrigal
I don't have burnout.
Tom Schwartz
Told me that you, you work out, you treat yourself, you, you yoga, you get massages.
Peter Madrigal
I don't get massages.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, you treat. You take care of yourself though.
Peter Madrigal
I do actually. I'm very scheduled. I'm very regimented. I wake up like 5:30, 6:00 clock every morning. And you know what's funny is that someone here at Sir. I'll say the name. Natalie. So Natalie, I got her the job here as a bartender.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, you mean Natalie's Guillermo?
Peter Madrigal
No, no, Natalie the bartender now.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, gotcha.
Peter Madrigal
I got her the job here as a bartender and she's now she's going to be on is she's going to be on the show. And she. She joked to me one time, she's all like, what time do you wake up, Peter? I was like, well, I wake up at 5, 5:30, 6 o'.
Tom Schwartz
Clock.
Peter Madrigal
She's like, oh, you're getting old. I was like, I've been getting up at five o' clock since I was in high school. It's like ingrained in my body to wake up at that point in time. I always took early classes in high school and I took early classes in college at usc. Yeah, yeah. So. So my body was already ingrained to that. So I've been getting up at six o' clock in the morning since the age of 14. And before that, I don't remember because, you know, your brain doesn't. I don't, you know, keep that information. It's wired somewhere over there.
Tom Schwartz
You've been grinding since you were born, Essentially.
Peter Madrigal
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
Peter. You have that energy.
Peter Madrigal
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
But I know we're all fallible.
Peter Madrigal
I don't.
Tom Schwartz
No, sorry, I didn't mean to apply. You do. But has there ever been a moment you're like, you know what? I'm done with Sarah. I need to leave right now.
Peter Madrigal
No, I mean, like, we. We have. I mean, I'm just, you know, right now. It is what, Like, I'm. I am. I am doing my own thing at this point in time. But, you know, whatever. I'm still here. I'm still on the schedule. I'm still going.
Tom Schwartz
You're kind of the energizer.
Peter Madrigal
There he is. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Tom Schwartz
Wait in.
Peter Madrigal
Hold on a second. Just showed up.
Tom Schwartz
I'm just going to hand the mic.
Peter Madrigal
To G. Oh, my God, you guys are here. I'm walking into the famous S Alley. What? I found. I found two icons. Okay. Two friends. I mean, you're the icon. You're the icon. What a. Nice to see you guys. I'm going to let you continue with your business. You look like it's a nice conversation here. I'm going to bring some T tacos and some chips and guacamole. I think it's a. It's good. All right. Love it.
Tom Schwartz
Okay, you got to come back out. You got to come back out.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah.
Tom Schwartz
Okay. All right.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, absolutely.
Tom Schwartz
Okay.
Peter Madrigal
Have fun.
Tom Schwartz
Sorry, guys. I'm taking a selfie. Sorry, guys. I know it's audio only. Stick with us. Stick with us.
Peter Madrigal
There it is. Yeah, you're welcome. What's your name? Georgia. How are you, Georgia?
Tom Schwartz
You want to. Want to say hi? This is Georgia.
Peter Madrigal
Guys, what's your name?
Tom Schwartz
We're in the back alley, sir.
Peter Madrigal
Michael. How are you, Michael? Hello, everyone.
Tom Schwartz
Where are you? Where are you from? What are you doing?
Logan Cochrane
San Diego.
Peter Madrigal
I broke my ankle recently and he took Vanderpump in like the whole eight months. Or not eight months. Oh, my gosh. She binge. She's another binge watcher. I love it. And we're. We're going to dinner over here. And I was like, we're close to. Sir, like, can we just see the back alley? Because this is historical. Wait, you're not going to go in and get a drink? We are. We have to. Yeah, you do. We have to get goat cheese balls. Yes, those are. Tom.
Tom Schwartz
Are far superior.
Peter Madrigal
No, they're not. No, they're not.
Tom Schwartz
Joking, joking.
Logan Cochrane
I wonder if Peter Silver there.
Peter Madrigal
And here I am. What's up? I'm Michael.
Tom Schwartz
Fondest memory of Vanderpump rules.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, my God.
Tom Schwartz
We most iconic quote.
Logan Cochrane
Most iconic quote.
Peter Madrigal
Has to be be Stassy clocking everyone.
Logan Cochrane
Jack.
Peter Madrigal
Sociopath. Tom Sandoval, narcissist. No, no, no. Come on, come on. The most iconic quote is Stassy Schroeder saying it's my birthday. I really like the first season in Vegas when Tom Schwartz dumps a little.
Tom Schwartz
Beer on his head. No, I never. They're saying something.
Peter Madrigal
Hand them the.
Tom Schwartz
I was looking for a quote.
Peter Madrigal
No. How about. How about this one?
Tom Schwartz
How about this one?
Peter Madrigal
I don't know if you recognize this quote. I don't know what I did. It's. I don't know.
Tom Schwartz
I am the devil. And don't you forget.
Peter Madrigal
Or. Or Peter. I'm babysitting adults.
Tom Schwartz
That's Peter's every night ad.
Peter Madrigal
That's my day. Every day. It's like adult. No, no. My line was it's adult babysitting.
Logan Cochrane
I mean, fair.
Peter Madrigal
That was me every night. Adult adventures in adult babysitting. To this day.
Tom Schwartz
It is Peter. Yeah, it's okay. Okay.
Peter Madrigal
Thank you guys.
Tom Schwartz
So nice. Peter. Peter. So on some level, as a manager, you are a babysitter. Oh, are you not, Peter? Because I. I talked to Logan for a long time. It's like. So people text you first thing when they. They're sick, they're hungover, they've fallen out of love with their significant other.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, my God.
Tom Schwartz
They got cheated on. Their dog died, their mom died. By the way, these are all very valid things.
Peter Madrigal
But I know what, because you have.
Tom Schwartz
A great deal of empathy. You have a big heart.
Peter Madrigal
Sympathy.
Tom Schwartz
No, empathy.
Peter Madrigal
Sympathy.
Tom Schwartz
You don't have empathy.
Peter Madrigal
I right Maybe.
Tom Schwartz
Okay, Peter. No, but. No, but, Peter, Peter, I'm sorry. You do have a big heart. You do.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah. Speaking of hearts.
Tom Schwartz
No, no, no.
Peter Madrigal
What happened with you and Lala? Okay, Peter is getting.
Tom Schwartz
Going off the rails. As a manager, what do you do when someone calls in and you're short staff and they say, listen, I just threw up.
Peter Madrigal
You want to know what I do? What do you take the night off. I'll take your section. I'll make sure it gets done.
Tom Schwartz
Bought a big butt.
Peter Madrigal
Boom. Okay, that's my.
Tom Schwartz
That's what happened.
Peter Madrigal
What was that? Was that a.
Logan Cochrane
Was that a thing?
Tom Schwartz
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Peter Madrigal
Everyone was saying that you were dating Lala.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, yes. So the Internet.
Peter Madrigal
So there it is. See?
Tom Schwartz
Oh, yeah. So, Peter. So someone used AI to create an article. And I did a whole.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, my God, this AI garbage.
Tom Schwartz
It's on pot. It's on Facebook.
Peter Madrigal
Facebook.
Tom Schwartz
They did a whole AI thing. And my. Every single person I know sent me that article. I was like, you're dating Lala. You're dating Lala? And I was like, I. I haven't talked to Lala in three months, even though she's one of my good friends. And.
Peter Madrigal
And no, I'm getting convers. I'm getting confirmation right now. It's all AI. Dude, it was all AI.
Tom Schwartz
So it's all AI. It was all on Facebook. And what a weird thing.
Peter Madrigal
What a weird experience, right? So we.
Tom Schwartz
So, by the way, Peter, I did a podcast with her and she had no idea. And I read it to her and she laughed so hard she almost threw up. Peter. All right, I gotta. Can you hear me?
Peter Madrigal
I can hear you. I can hear you.
Tom Schwartz
Great.
Peter Madrigal
I want to know I have superior hearing. Everyone, with respect. I have hearing aids.
Tom Schwartz
Peter, with respect to the business, can we talk about some of the craziest stories that have happened in sir?
Peter Madrigal
Craziest stories that have happened in sir Talking about.
Tom Schwartz
About Jax in the back.
Peter Madrigal
Suck a dick, Diana. Suck a dick. That was a crazy story.
Tom Schwartz
No, I'm talking about.
Peter Madrigal
I love you, Kristen.
Tom Schwartz
I'm talking patrons.
Peter Madrigal
Patrons.
Tom Schwartz
Like at Tom. Tom. I've seen some crazy stuff. Things we get.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, no, we've had some patrons come in and be like, not wanting to pay because they just try to walk out and then we had to catch them or whatever. That's happened before. But nothing really crazy. I mean, like, just, you know, I. It's just stuff you deal with on a constant basis. But running a business. Yeah, does that make sense?
Tom Schwartz
Running a business in which People are consuming alcohol and not even.
Peter Madrigal
Not even alcohol.
Tom Schwartz
They're eating, they're drinking, they're on vacation. They're having a good time. You give them a lot of grace, right?
Peter Madrigal
Yes. A lot of fun.
Tom Schwartz
Oh, here comes the legend right now. Oh, God.
Peter Madrigal
Oh.
Tom Schwartz
Oh.
Peter Madrigal
Hello. How's it going?
Tom Schwartz
Guillermo's coming back out. Peter, wait. We got. We got to talk about your new projects.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to have to. Hi, there. How's it going? Yeah, Schwartz. Right here.
Tom Schwartz
Hey, guys. Hey. Sorry. Come over. Come over. Say hi.
Peter Madrigal
What's your name? Stephanie. Stephanie.
Tom Schwartz
Yes. Do you want to say how are you?
Peter Madrigal
Hi. Connor. Yes.
Tom Schwartz
And he's from. He's my son.
Peter Madrigal
You're in the military? I was. I just got out, actually, Recently. In the military. What branch of the military are you in? Force.
Tom Schwartz
Air Force.
Peter Madrigal
Air Force. Air Force.
Tom Schwartz
By the way, what's your name?
Peter Madrigal
Thank you for your service.
Tom Schwartz
Huh? Connor. Connor.
Peter Madrigal
I'm talking for your service. Connor, recently.
Tom Schwartz
Thank you for your service. I recently threw out the first pitch at the Boston game, and you guys crushed. Yeah, it was Tamra.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, Tampa Bay. Tamara. Wait, what were you saying about Tamara?
Tom Schwartz
I was about to start naming the housewives I was with. Oh, God. All right.
Peter Madrigal
Want to say.
Tom Schwartz
Do you want to say anything? Who am I talking to? We're doing a little. We're doing a little retrospective on Vanderpump rules in the back alley of sir.
Peter Madrigal
Yes, we are iconic back alley of sir and we're doing a retrospective with Tom Schwarz on the Peter Podcast.
Tom Schwartz
This is the Peter podcast.
Peter Madrigal
I'm literally taking it over.
Tom Schwartz
No, this is.
Peter Madrigal
It is Detox. I'm just being. I'm just being facetious.
Tom Schwartz
Can we talk? Favorite moment? Vanderpump rules.
Peter Madrigal
Yes.
Tom Schwartz
I like the part where it's. I don't know.
Peter Madrigal
I don't know. What's the line? What I did to you.
Tom Schwartz
I don't know what I did to.
Peter Madrigal
You, but I'll take a p. But.
Logan Cochrane
I'll take a Pinot Grigio.
Tom Schwartz
I honestly have no idea.
Peter Madrigal
You don't know what a Vanderpump is? No.
Tom Schwartz
My mom's a huge fan, but that's.
Peter Madrigal
Why I came out.
Tom Schwartz
And you know what? It's not about the pasta. She was making me want. It's not about the pasta.
Peter Madrigal
It's not about the pasta.
Tom Schwartz
Apparently, by the way, pasta is not code for cocaine.
Peter Madrigal
It's not.
Tom Schwartz
Thank you.
Peter Madrigal
It's just. Okay, so I was there, and Rachel was. Raquel. Whatever her name is.
Tom Schwartz
Whatever it is.
Peter Madrigal
She was eating pasta and then he started eating pasta. Her pasta. And they. They started arguing, and then she started talking about her pasta. And he's like, it's not about the pasta. Because they were. They were. They were eating pasta. His podcast he had me on as a guest. I was being facetious.
Tom Schwartz
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. You guys gonna do a picture?
Peter Madrigal
Let's take a picture.
Tom Schwartz
All right, we're gonna pause. It's so nice to meet you guys. Go Boston. I had my first Boston cream pie not long ago. It was awesome. It's the best. Forget about it. Not yet.
Peter Madrigal
I don't eat Dunkin Donuts, but I.
Tom Schwartz
Can quote great lines from Good Will Hunting. Son of a bitch. He stole my line.
Peter Madrigal
How about them apples?
Tom Schwartz
All right, we're gonna come inside, we're gonna buy you guys a drink. I'm gonna come back up there. I'm serious.
Peter Madrigal
Trader Peter.
Tom Schwartz
What's the best Trader Peter you've never been to sir? What's your favorite drink?
Peter Madrigal
Wait, I've never been to sir? What you talking about?
Tom Schwartz
Hypothetically.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, hypothetically. Yes.
Tom Schwartz
I'm going to ask you again.
Peter Madrigal
The Greenfield. The.
Tom Schwartz
Is that.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, it's a. It's like a cucumber margarita, but with sage. Peter, like Peter Love Peter, wants more of Peter Best.
Tom Schwartz
What's your favorite meal at sir?
Peter Madrigal
Favorite meal at sir? The skirt steak with the french fries. The. The potato.
Tom Schwartz
What does Lisa gets?
Peter Madrigal
It depends on her mood. Yeah. Or. Or. Or if she's taking a shot with me, she gets a tequila shot.
Tom Schwartz
It's rare to get shot. Rare?
Peter Madrigal
Oh, no, no, no. It's not rare. It's rare. When she comes in, she takes a shot with me.
Tom Schwartz
Well, cuz you earn that. You have to earn that.
Peter Madrigal
No, I remember once I was having a dry month, and then Ken was all like, wait, you're not drinking with me. And he goes and tells Lisa. Lisa's all like, I'll take a shot with him. So I was like, okay, fine. I'm taking a shot with you, Lisa. So I get her a tequila, and then I have a tequila, and then. And then she takes it with me. Yeah, Peter, sounds good.
Tom Schwartz
See you guys in there.
Peter Madrigal
Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
Tom Schwartz
See you, bro. Peter, what's. What's Lisa's go to?
Peter Madrigal
Lisa does Lisa's go to is a. Is a big pinky or a rose.
Tom Schwartz
And what's Ken's A peroni.
Peter Madrigal
Ken is a gin on the rocks.
Tom Schwartz
Rarely a gin on the rocks box.
Peter Madrigal
Oh, no, we've taken. We've taken shots before him And I. Oh, yeah.
Tom Schwartz
And you're go to again. I know we talked about.
Peter Madrigal
Tequila. Tequila. More tequila.
Tom Schwartz
No, your meal, your meal, your meal.
Peter Madrigal
But my meal. Squirt steak or. I love the salmon here, too. The salmon is phenomenal.
Tom Schwartz
So, guys, when I come here, I get the salmon. It has no skin on it. I get. I get potatoes, and I get broccoli. I will say it's my favorite meal here. The goat cheese balls are better at Tom Tom.
Peter Madrigal
No, they're not.
Tom Schwartz
True or false?
Peter Madrigal
No, we have the OG baby. OG over here. Hello. How are y' all doing?
Tom Schwartz
Shake eyes.
Peter Madrigal
All right, I'm gonna say hi.
Tom Schwartz
Wait, say hi. All right. There's a lot of people right now. Sorry, guys. Hey, guys, what's your name? You want to say hi?
Peter Madrigal
Hi. Lane.
Tom Schwartz
I'm Katie. Yes, Lane. Katie. Wait, that's my ex wife's name.
Peter Madrigal
I know, I know, I know.
Tom Schwartz
I love you.
Peter Madrigal
You're Katie.
Tom Schwartz
Wait, where are you from? What are you doing?
Peter Madrigal
I live in Redondo beach, but I'm from Northern California, but she's visiting, so we came here. Nevada. Reno, Nevada.
Tom Schwartz
They say. They say everything's bigger in Reno.
Peter Madrigal
Is it true or.
Tom Schwartz
That's Texas.
Peter Madrigal
No, the biggest little city in the world's better. Bigger. No, everything's bigger in Texas.
Tom Schwartz
Okay, Peter's being creepy now.
Peter Madrigal
No, I'm not. I'm just standing up.
Tom Schwartz
Sorry. No, you guys doing. We don't.
Peter Madrigal
We're doing his podcast. It's Flexes and Mexes over here on Sorry, guys. This Tom Schwartz's podcast.
Tom Schwartz
Sorry, we are not in depth conversation.
Peter Madrigal
Sorry. You are.
Tom Schwartz
Thank you so much. Thank you guys. Okay.
Tom Sandoval
If you made it this far, thank you. That was a little off the rails. I just want to say thank you to Peter, to Logan, all the employees at Sir Tom, Tom, you guys, they have stories and I respect their boundaries. I don't think they want to divulge some of the crazier ones out of respect for the owners. Guillermo, lvp, Ken, the whole squad. I love West Hollywood, and I'm just. For better or for worse, I feel like I'm always going to be a part of this industry. It's shaped me into the person I am today. TomTom, Sir Schwartz and Sandys. I don't think I changed a thing. I mean, I'd change a lot of things, but yeah, you guys, I see you chefs, cooks, barbacks, hosts, hostesses, servers. All you guys. I see you vendors. I feel you.
Tom Schwartz
My heart is with you.
Tom Sandoval
I cannot wait to grab a beer with you. A cold One post shift. You know what I'm talking about. Maybe we'll hit IHOP afterwards. The Sizzler, but I see you. I love you.
Tom Schwartz
I appreciate you.
Tom Sandoval
You're gonna be okay. I know it's tough. We love it.
Tom Schwartz
We hate it.
Tom Sandoval
Are we masochistic? Maybe a little bit. We keep coming back for more, though.
Tom Schwartz
It's the best, worst job ever.
Tom Sandoval
You know what I'm talking about? But thanks, guys. I sure love Sir. I have so many great memories there. Just so many firsts. That back alley. If those walls could talk, that alley could talk. My God, I've seen depraved things out there. I won't even go into it. I want to, but I can't just. Let's just say sex, drugs and rock and roll. A lot of crazy things back there, but yeah, man. Thank you guys for your support. Hope at any point, I didn't sound like I'm not grateful for your patronage. Is that even a word? No. But your support, I truly. Sometimes, you know, we're a little facetious. We sound like we're bitter. But no, we love you. I'm so grateful for everyone who comes in. Everyone has ever came to Tom, Tom Schwartz and Sammy. Sir. Everyone who's left a negative review. You're lame. You have no idea what it takes to start a small business, to open a restaurant. But it's okay if it makes you feel better. Anyways, shout out to all the bars and restaurants, all the small business owners out there. I see you. I'm going to come support you and go support your local bars and restaurants, your mom and pops, even your chains. I love Chili's. I love applebee's. I love T.G.I. fridays and Woodbury. This has been fun.
Tom Schwartz
A little chaotic.
Tom Sandoval
And remember, we're just getting started. Lots of cool stuff planned for the podcast. And, yes, I'll be doing video soon. I know it's a process, but I love you guys. Seriously. It's been so fun so far. Thanks for the support. Like, I feel like we're in this together. It's gonna be fun. We're gonna do some live streams down the road. Detox, Retox. We're keeping it together so we can fall apart. We're in the pursuit of happiness, Harmony. We're living, we're laughing, we're loving. All right, till next time. Love you guys.
Tom Schwartz
Retoxification complete.
Date: September 30, 2025
PodcastOne
This episode of Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz is a laid-back, boozy, love letter to the hospitality industry—especially to the crews working the legendary West Hollywood spots TomTom and SUR. Joined by fellow Vanderpump Rules legends Peter Madrigal (manager at SUR) and Logan Cochrane (manager at TomTom), Schwartz embarks on a “wellness check” for his friends and the LA restaurant scene, capturing the human side, chaos, and camaraderie of bar life. It’s a nostalgic, meandering, and entertaining reflection—equal parts burnout confessional and hilarious reminiscence—set in the iconic back alley of SUR.
“This episode is a love letter to anyone who’s ever worked in the business. …It’s a strange ass carnival. Honestly, it’s a bit of a freak show, and I mean that in the most loving way possible.”
— Tom Schwartz (02:27)
“There’s a camaraderie. …You become family with them. And I’m proud to say that we have some of the best employees in the world.” – Tom Schwartz (09:54)
“It kind of feels like a puzzle you will never finish.” – Logan (32:08)
“Maybe it’s forged with a smoke, a cigarette break out back. Even if you don’t smoke, you need a cigarette. …A knowing glance that communicates a special type of hell that only you know if you’ve ever worked in this business.” (02:27, 02:54)
“It’s adult babysitting… To this day!” (80:11)
“You do not come for the queen. …When it comes to our public life, it’s Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd.” – Peter (60:02)
“Would I change some things? Maybe, little things. But for the most part, I am insanely grateful for everything…” – Peter (71:08)
“Take some time for yourself. Go see Beyoncé if you can.” – Logan (34:42)
Candid, self-deprecating, nostalgic, and irreverent. The whole episode is a mix of heartfelt gratitude and playful self-mockery, with plenty of inside jokes, boozy banter, and camaraderie. Schwartz and friends highlight the highs and lows of hospitality life, never shying away from hard truths, but always circling back to their love for the business, each other, and the VPR fanbase.
If you’ve ever worked in hospitality, felt burned out, or wondered what reality TV fame does to a workplace, this episode captures the highs, lows, and everyday poetry of restaurant life. It’s one part behind-the-scenes Vanderpump Rules, one part industry confessional, and another part joyous reunion of friends who have survived chaos and still love the ride.
Retoxification complete.