Luke Broderick & WWHL in NYC

Summary

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Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz

Episode: Luke Broderick & WWHL in NYC (May 27, 2026)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz is a breezy, mischievous journey through New York City alongside fellow Bravo personality, Luke Broderick. From Watch What Happens Live tapings to late-night dive bars, Tom and Luke explore the buzz, chaos, and cinematic energy of the city that never sleeps – with a healthy dose of friendship, nostalgia, and the occasional ASMR cocktail moment. The episode captures the magic of New York as experienced by two unlikely but authentic buddies, blending heartfelt appreciation with playful banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tom’s Love Letter to NYC

[01:50 - 07:50]

• Tom opens with unfiltered adoration for New York City—referencing everything from the Knicks and movie legends to personal memories.
• He frames NYC as a place of transformation, possibility, and cinematic romance:

  “I always feel cinematic, extra romantic when I’m in New York City. You know what I’m saying?” – Tom Schwartz [03:22]

• Playful nostalgia: Tom reminisces about his first trip in 2007 and the city’s iconic locations (dive bars, bodegas, landmarks).

2. Introducing Luke Broderick: “Bravo’s Jeremiah Johnson”

[04:48 - 08:51]

• Tom highlights Luke’s rugged credentials—a true outdoorsman, “the man that can do it all... He can hunt, fish, build a shed with his bare hands.”
• Luke’s recent beauty pageant win on Bravo is jokingly compared to “being possessed by the spirit of a young Princess Diana.”
• Tom sets up the juxtaposition of Luke’s wilderness persona with the glitz and chaos of NYC.

3. Pre-Game Nerves: Backstage at Watch What Happens Live

[09:24 – 10:04]

• Tom checks in with Luke moments before going on air:
  • “How you feeling?” – Tom Schwartz [09:32]
  • “I’m not feeling anything.” – Luke Broderick [09:34]
  • “Thoughts, feelings?”
    “I think Andy still likes me.” – Luke Broderick [09:39]
  • Tom reassures, “I think everyone likes you. You’re hard not to like.” [09:43]

4. Post-Game Recap: Friendship & Fish Stories

[10:11 – 14:20]

• The vibe after the show is loose and celebratory.
• Luke claims the title of "most improved on Bravo":

  “I think I maybe should earn most improved on Bravo easily.” – Luke Broderick [10:30]

• Tom teases Luke about bringing a fishing pole to NYC and narrates Luke’s joy at running over his phone with a tractor in Colorado.
• Genuine appreciation for wilderness vs. city life:

  “Literally, when I cross Raton Pass from New Mexico into Colorado, it’s just like weight lifts off me. I’m, like, floating in the air… The air is clean. There’s no smog. It’s amazing.” – Luke Broderick [11:31]

• Rugby festival plug: “Rugby Rocks Festival. Only 500 tickets this year, so get them when you can.” – Luke Broderick [11:55]

5. New York City Adventures: City Bikes and Bar Brawls

[12:00 – 13:55]

• This is only Luke’s second-ever trip to NYC.

  “I’ve spent a total of 72 ish hours here now at this point… and the last 24 have been pretty great.” – Luke Broderick [12:07]

• Tom and Luke detail their failed attempts to find city bikes and their experience at the grungy-but-iconic Spring Lounge:
  • “I’m sorry that it smelled like fresh vomit.” – Tom Schwartz [12:27]
  • “Honestly, there was this awesome bar fight. Dude, I love a bar fight.” – Luke Broderick [12:31]
  • “On a Tuesday, two guys got in some sort of weird fight where a rocks glass was thrown… people bleeding coming out of the bar.” – Luke Broderick [12:45]
  • “We were almost collateral damage, by the way. I felt one of the little shards of glass hit my face.” – Tom Schwartz [12:55]

6. Behind the Scenes: The Clubhouse Green Room Tour

[13:35 – 16:54]

• Banter about hair styling (“I did his hair during a break.” – Tom Schwartz [13:39]) and being “Bravo royalty.”
• Lighthearted backstage tour moments, searching for cast photos and reflecting on the intimate scale of the WWHL studio:
  • “It’s a lot smaller than you think, but Andy’s larger than life, so it feels big, doesn’t it?” – Tom Schwartz [15:11]
  • “He’s not a really high, biggest stature person, but a huge in personality.” – Luke Broderick [15:19]

7. Cocktails & Afterglow: Starbucks Reserve

[17:00 – 18:41]

• Tom and Luke wrap up the podcast with a casual debrief at Starbucks Reserve in the Meatpacking District.
  • “We got a Matcha Margarita. We got a espresso Martini flight.” – Tom Schwartz [17:26]
• Luke closes with a playful ASMR cocktail review:

  (Sips) “That’s so good. It’s so good. I mean, 10 out of 10.” – Luke Broderick [17:53]

• Plans to play ping pong at the Standard Hotel.
• Tom’s affectionate outro: “Love you guys. Luke, any last words?”
  “I’m not drunk. You’re drunk.” – Luke Broderick [18:41]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On New York City:

  “Just hearing Old Blue Eyes when you’re in New York City, man, it just hits different.” – Tom Schwartz [02:30]

• On Luke’s transformation for Bravo pageant:

  “He was the moment. If you watched the Valley pageant last week, it’s like he was possessed by the spirit of a young Princess Diana.” – Tom Schwartz [05:57]

• On outdoors life:

  “When I cross Raton Pass from New Mexico into Colorado, it’s just like weight lifts off me… I can see 150 miles. That’s literally Pikes Peak.” – Luke Broderick [11:31]

• On bar brawls:

  “Honestly, there was this awesome bar fight. Dude, I love a bar fight… A rocks glass was thrown and people came out the house bleeding.” – Luke Broderick [12:31]

• Banter:

  “You’re not a peasant. You’re royalty.” – Tom Schwartz [14:09]
  “I’m not drunk. You’re drunk.” – Luke Broderick [18:41]

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Key Timestamps

• [01:52] – Tom’s poetic NYC intro: nostalgia, Knicks, movies, ambition.
• [04:48] – Introduction & playful teasing of Luke Broderick.
• [09:24] – Pre-game nerves, banter about Andy Cohen and likeability.
• [10:30] – Luke’s self-deprecating “most improved on Bravo” line.
• [11:31] – Luke’s vivid description of returning to Colorado.
• [12:31] – Bar fight story at Spring Lounge.
• [15:11] – Backstage tour of the WWHL studio, reflecting on Andy Cohen.
• [17:26] – Cocktails at Starbucks Reserve; ASMR sipping.
• [18:41] – Luke’s joked outro: “I’m not drunk. You’re drunk.”

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Tone and Style

The episode is quirky, conversational, and authentic. Tom leans into playful self-deprecation, film references, and expressions of heartfelt camaraderie. Luke brings dry wit, rugged anecdotes, and down-to-earth charm, creating a “buddy comedy” feel that pays homage to both their differences and their shared love for the big city adventure.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This short, punchy episode is less about grand revelations and more about vibe: the wonder of New York as seen through the eyes of Bravo’s odd couple—a city romantic and a mountain man. You’ll get stories of live TV, rowdy bars, unexpected glamour, and the grounding power of friendship.

No deep dives into wellness this week—just authentic, human moments and off-the-cuff hilarity in Manhattan after dark.

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Transcript

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[Tom Schwartz]

It's now time for your weekly retox with Tom Schwartz.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

New york.

[Tom Schwartz]

I love new york. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm up. I'm up. King of the hill, top of the heap. I get it. Oh, who needs sleep in a city that never sleeps anyways, right? A city so nice they named it twice. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, I know you feel that? My favorite city in the world. And it's not even close. Just hearing Old Blue Eyes when you're in New York City, man, it just hits different. I know you know what I'm talking about. And if you don't, you should. Concrete jungle where dreams are made of there's nothing you can't do. I mean, come on, stick with me here. I mean, the freaking Knicks just swept the Cavs for the first time since 1999. They're headed into the NBA playoffs. I had frosted tips in 1999. By the time you hear this, people will probably still be partying in the streets. I mean, New York City, it's where Harry met Sally. It's where Peter Parker became effing Spider Man. Luke Broderick, our guest today, arguably the most Rugged man on Bravo. He just won his first beauty pageant. And I know that didn't happen in New York. It was in San Diego. But still, it's got me feeling like anything is possible. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. And I'm just never more excited, ambitious about life than when I'm in New York City, you know? Yeah, it's like the opening credits to your own movie. It's just. I don't know, man. When you first see that city skyline, it's your time to shine, baby. I always feel cinematic, extra romantic when I'm in New York City. You know what I'm saying? You guys with me on this. I feel like Elf when he first arrives in New York City. Every time I'm here, I just want to go in every bodega, diner, mom and pop, dive bar on the east side. Where you at? It's electrifying. Like, no joke. I can feel New York in my soul. But, yeah, I'm here. We're here for Watch what happens live with Luke. And no, just for the record, I didn't fill in for Danny. I don't think he dodged it as a PR move. He booked a job. But, yeah, with Luke. If you're listening to this, thank you. I appreciate the love. The Luke Broderick, a true outdoorsman. Bravo's. Bravo's Jeremiah Johnson, right? Grizzly Adams, the man that can do it all. He can hunt, fish, build a shed with his bare hands. Definitely knows which plants you should or shouldn't wipe your ass with when you're in the wild, probably at least. But. Yeah, I'm just wondering what he thinks. In New York. I think he's only been here one other time with Britney, and he barely went out. I've been in love with New york since, shit, 2007. Love at first sight. The thought of Luke in New York, I don't know, it makes me think like Joe Buck in Midnight Cowboy, except he. He's not naive, and he's definitely not a gigolo. Um, if you haven't seen that movie, you're like, what are you talking about, Schwartz? Anyways, don't let Laid back Luke fool you. Although he is very laid back and chill, you'd be foolish to underestimate him. He's smart as a whip, and he has a pretty effing crazy life leading up to our little moment together in New York City. And I'm happy and proud to call him a friend. Yeah, I think we were both blown away just seeing how undeniably beautiful of a woman. He is my God. Poise Grace just he was the moment. If you watched the Valley pageant last week, I mean it's like he was possessed by the spirit of a young princess. Diane Grace Kelly I like he just man he had it and I just wondered how did the most rugged man in the group become the most beautiful old blue eyes Luke we're in New York City and we're going to take you with for a little episode of Watch what happens live. Alright, next stop, the Clubhouse. Detox Retox is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy. Just drop in some details about yourself and see if you're eligible to save money when you bundle your home and auto policies. The process takes only minutes and it could mean hundreds or more in your pocket. Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states.

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[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Luke. Luke Broderick hey, you're about to go on, you guys. Minutes. We're going on in minutes. Watch what happens live. How you feeling?

[Luke Broderick]

I'm not feeling anything.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

This is the pre game interview.

[Luke Broderick]

Yeah.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Thoughts, feelings?

[Luke Broderick]

Thoughts, feelings. I think Andy still likes me.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

I think everyone likes you. You're hard not to like.

[Luke Broderick]

That's nice of you to say.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

All right, this is pre game it. Pre game interview. We're gonna do a postgame interview backstage. Backstage, moments before going on live.

[Tom Schwartz]

Watch what happens. All right, we'll be back.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

You're not crazy.

[Luke Broderick]

Jokes are the best. The most obvious dad jokes. It's like, you know what's coming, but it's still gonna be funny.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

You guys, we literally just finished Watch what happens live. Alex, how did we do?

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[Luke Broderick]

Okay, she's. She's paid to say that, but rate your performance.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

We're here. Luke Broderick, the only man on Bravo to wear Carhartt in earnest. How you doing, brother?

[Luke Broderick]

Dude, great. Honestly, what. What a day already. I think I maybe should earn most improved on Bravo easily.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Most improved. Did you or did you not bring a fishing pole to New York City? Wait, did you or did you not bring a fishing pole to New York City?

[Luke Broderick]

I think we should do a poll and see what people think. But yet. Yeah. I may have a travel pole in my. In my check bag.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Dude, seeing you in New York City because you're such a rugged outdoorsman and I love you for that, but it's like a weird juxtaposition because you just got back from Colorado. I've never seen you happier than when you ran over your phone with your tractor.

[Luke Broderick]

I didn't publish that. Did I send it to you? You showed me.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Oh, yeah. We're at dinner. We went to Lally's birthday dinner.

[Luke Broderick]

Dude, I didn't even post it. I should post it. Me running over my phone. Yeah. With my tractor. It's pretty funny.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

I feel like it's so good for you. I think it's good for your. Wait, why is it following me?

[Luke Broderick]

Because you put your face track on you.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

I don't want to do that, but I feel like it's so. It nourishes your soul when you go back, doesn't it?

[Luke Broderick]

Dude, you know, I mean, like, literally, when I cross Raton Pass from New Mexico into Colorado, it's just like weight lifts off me. I'm, like, floating in the air, and then I come with it down the hill, and I'm like. I can see 150 miles. That's literally. Literally Pikes Peak. I Can see in the distance. The air is clean. There's no smog. It's amazing.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

The air is rarefied. What you know what you guys know about rugby?

[Luke Broderick]

Mountain Rugby rock.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Rugby rock. What you guys know about rugby rock?

[Luke Broderick]

Rugby Rocks Festival. Only 500 tickets this year, so get them when you can. Wait.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

This is your second time in New York? It's my favorite city in the world. I think it's the most romantic city in the world. Do you love it?

[Luke Broderick]

I'm enjoying it. This trip. I've spent a total of 72 ish hours here now at this point, not in this trip, in cumulative, in my life. 72 hours and the last 24 have been pretty great.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

We're about to go ride bikes. We're going to hit the city. I took you to some dive bars last night. I took you to Spring Lounge, which is an iconic dive bar. I'm sorry that it smelled like fresh vomit. What's your hot take on Spring Lounge?

[Luke Broderick]

Sorry, my smell is kind of broken. Got a bit of a cold. But it was great. No, honestly, there was this awesome bar fight. Dude, I love a bar fight.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

I love. There was a bar room brawl last night at Spring Lounge. Mind you, it was a Tuesday.

[Luke Broderick]

On a Tuesday, two guys got in some sort of weird fight where a rocks glass was thrown and people came out the house bleeding. People were bleeding coming out of the bar.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

We were almost collateral damage, by the way. I felt one of the little shards of glass hit my face.

[Luke Broderick]

No shit. Yeah, dude. The cops came. There's a fire truck. I had stepped out the door three seconds before punches started being thrown. I spin around, I'm like, I'm just outside the cage. Hit him, hit him, hit him. I'm like, yeah, beat his ass. Then a rock slash comes flying across and busts everywhere. People bleeding from glass cuts. It was crazy.

[Tom Schwartz]

It was actually insane on a Tuesday.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Wait, what's your favorite part about New York so far?

[Luke Broderick]

Searching for city bikes for about 30 minutes with Tom.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

I'm sorry. Yes. We're gonna find bikes after this. We're gonna eat some pizza. We're gonna have the best day ever.

[Luke Broderick]

Definitely more pizza, but. Anyone guesses who did my hair?

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

I did his hair.

[Luke Broderick]

Yeah. On a break during Watch what Happens live.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Is this your second Watch what Happens Live.

[Luke Broderick]

It is my second. Let's see what it looks like going back. Oh, wow. Maybe that's how it should be.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Wait, you guys. We're in. This is one of the green rooms. There's two green rooms. Wait, look at that. Oh, they took our names down already. Wait, Alex, can we show? So you guys, this is the green room. Look at that. Look at you above me. Look at you above me. Look at you.

[Luke Broderick]

You're. I'm still. I'm still a. Bravo peasant.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

You're not a peasant. You're royalty. Wait, should we do a quick tour? Just under five minutes. Alex said five. This is the five minute podcast with Luke Broderick. Live nyc.

[Luke Broderick]

Live nyc. We're going fishing.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Wait, we'll show you guys real quick. This is what it's like to walk from the green room into the studio. But we're not actually going to go into the studio because they're filming another episode.

[Luke Broderick]

It's late for the spring striper run, but we're going to the Hudson with the fishing pole.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

You guys stick with me, okay? All right. Stick with me. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Thanks, brother. Okay, so this is where you get ready. You get glammed out, Luke. Very glamorous, very chic. He is the moment. He is the moment. So, okay, you walk out here into the hallway. That's the other green room right there.

[Luke Broderick]

That's Tom's room. I'm gonna trade your snacks.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

So you walk right down here about maybe like seven feet. And that's the studio right behind us. That's the studio, dude.

[Luke Broderick]

Right in there. That's where Andy Cohen lives. He lives in there.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

It's a lot smaller than you think, but Andy's larger than life, so it feels big, doesn't it?

[Luke Broderick]

Dude, Andy feels big.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

I know, that's what I'm saying. He's iconic.

[Luke Broderick]

He's not a really high, biggest stature person, but a huge in personality.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

He has like Lisa Vanderpump energy. She's small, but she fills up a room. She lights up a room.

[Luke Broderick]

I haven't really had any kind of interaction with Lisa, so I. I can't really, you know, he doesn't know Lisa.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Laura, Wait, let's leave with this. Look at, look at this. There's a. Wow. Sierra.

[Luke Broderick]

Guys, huh?

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Luke Broderick]

Wait. Wow.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Wait, you guys, where's it? Where's. Oh, my God. Nia. Wait. Anderson,

[Luke Broderick]

look. Look down here. Look who we got.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Oh, my God. Jimmy. Oh, my God. Maybe the most Sarah Jessica Parker. My God. Wait, where are we? Am I on here? Sorry, I'm trying to find myself. There's. There's Lala. Where's Lala? There's Lala. I saw Sandoval. There's Sando Seacrest. Where's Kristen? Obviously our Boy. Craig, where are you?

[Luke Broderick]

Luke, I should be on there from last year. Unless they. They probably wipe it every three months

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

or something will forget forte. Maybe the best Saturday Night Live cast member ever will forte.

[Luke Broderick]

My.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

My boy. There's Johnny. We did the scandal episode together. All right, let's wrap it up. Luke, thank you for doing my five minute podcast. Love you, brother.

[Luke Broderick]

Love you, brother.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

All right, let's go ahead, hit the streets. We're gonna ride some bikes. Okay, we'll ride some bikes.

[Luke Broderick]

Love you. Love you.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Thank you, Luke. We just finished watch what happens live. And now we're treating ourselves to a cheat. Oh, wait,

[Luke Broderick]

there we go.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Luke.

[Luke Broderick]

Yes.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Where are we and what are we doing?

[Luke Broderick]

We are at the world famous Starbucks lounge in Supreme Coffee. Is that what's called?

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Look at this. It's a Starbucks reserve. You guys, look at this shit. Okay, look at this. We got a Matcha Margarita. We got a espresso Martini flight. And this is the conclusion of the shortest podcast episode ever. I just wanted to say, Luke, thank you for doing this with me, New York. I love you, Andy Cohen. I love you. Anything you want to say?

[Luke Broderick]

I just. I just want a little ASMR of me sipping this.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

We're going to finish with a little asmr. Here we go.

[Luke Broderick]

Give me the mic in here. That's so good. It's so good. I mean, 10 out of 10.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

So for people who don't know, Starbucks reserve has a full ass bar, everything you can imagine. Some of the best cocktails I've ever had in my life. I went to the first one in Tokyo. Not to flex on you guys. And amazing food. Food right down in the Meatpacking district. This is us signing off. Luke. We're signing off. And we're about to go play ping pong at the Standard Hotel. You guys, thanks for tuning in for the shortest podcast episode ever. Love you guys. Luke, any last words?

[Luke Broderick]

I'm not drunk. You're drunk. All right.

[Interviewer / Host (Tom Schwartz)]

Love you guys.

[Luke Broderick]

Complete.

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