Transcript
A (0:14)
It's now time for your weekly Retox with Tom Schwartz. Hello.
B (0:25)
What is up? What is up? Up? Welcome to another episode, Detox. Retox. Emphasis on Retox. Yeah, we're gonna have some drinks. We're gonna let loose a little bit. We're not gonna get lit, but just pleasantly buzzed. I'm chilling at my place right now. My bags are packed. I'm ready to go. Going to Saskatoon, Canada, first thing in the morning. What you know about Canada? I mean, what you know about Saskatoon? The Paris of the Prairies. I'm talking Toontown, City of bridges. I don't know a damn thing about Saskatoon. But I'm about to find out. But I'm chilling right now. You know what? I was going to do an episode with one of the new cast members in the back alley of Sir. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Maybe over a pumptini, but I found out that they haven't officially announced the cast yet, so I can't do that. And I met like three or four of them at TomTom. Yeah. But I'm excited you guys going to watch it. I was just watching the teaser trailer on Tik Tok.
A (1:34)
The faces may have changed, but my rules, they've stayed.
B (1:38)
My rules, they've stayed the same. Yes. By the way, the comments are sending me on this. Sheena will be in every episode somehow. If anyone already has lip filler, I'm done. We deserve to watch them alter their faces over time. That's hilarious. Someone said you can't replace the blueprints. I don't think they're trying to, from what I understand. I've talked to some of the producers. They're not trying to recreate the lightning in a bottle, the magic we had with the OG vpr. But also, it was just a different time. Just a different time. Like, Instagram was barely a thing when we started. But, yeah, I'm gonna watch it. I'm excited. I am stoked about that. This episode. What are we talking about?
A (2:27)
I don't know.
B (2:27)
I hope to spread some love this episode, I hope. Yeah, maybe the takeaway is just a gentle reminder to maybe go check on your friends, have a laugh with them. Just say, I miss you. Maybe a nice big hug. Send a text, maybe call your bro at night and say, sweet dreams. I was just thinking about you. Have you seen this trend on TikTok? Generally speaking, men seems to be funnier when the dudes do it just because of this whole machismo thing we have. But they Call their buddies. And they're like, hey, I just wanted to say good night. I was thinking about you. Sweet dreams. And their friends are like, what the fuck? Are you good? Wait, are you drunk? You're not suicidal, are you? Yo, what is going on? It's so funny. I don't know. There's a lot to unpack there. Just like, you know, early on. Dudes, what are we told? Toughen up, man up, don't cry. I don't know. Kind of conditions us to withhold our emotions, be, you know, be a man. But I don't know, I feel like men are getting better. Society as a whole is getting better at getting in touch with your emotions, being vulnerable. What do you guys think? What would you rate your partner's ability to be vulnerable? How's their emotional intelligence? It's good to be vulnerable. Bros, come on out there, Soften up a little bit. Cool it on the machismo. Showing your emotions isn't weakness. Duh. It's strength. I don't know. But yeah, I just. I don't know. I want to take a moment, show some love to you, and maybe you'll show some love to someone else. Paid forward. Maybe show some more patience, grace to your. Your fellow human. Zuh. Maybe your fellow strangers. Man, it's rough out there lately. I've recently watched this episode of I Survived, and it was this woman's horrific account of this group of friends who were sailing in the ocean. It was like a pontoon boat, I think. And it capsized. Yeah. You guys know I Survived. That shit will give you a dose of perspective real quick. Not to minimize your problems or your worries of the day, but yeah, their boat. So their pontu boat capsized. There was no life jackets, no food, no water. They're drifting in the ocean. Next thing you know, she's watching her BFF get eaten alive by a fucking shark. Like, truly one of my worst nightmares possible. She ended up surviving. She was swimming like for like 24 hours or something. I don't have no idea how she did it. And the guy survived too, but her friend unfortunately lost her life. But I went to the comments and I liked this one from Sublime929. It says, this is why we should all respect each other. Imagine yelling at this lady because she zones out at a light and doesn't go and you flip out on her. You never know what is going on in someone's head or what kind of day they had. You don't know what they may have just gone through in life. They could have just loved one. Lost a loved one on Java, Pat. But point being, can we give each other a little more grace? My God, I think I'm part of the problem. That light turns green and you're not moving within two seconds. That's your grace period. I'm honking, and I'm probably judging you and probably calling you a worthless sack of shit. Remember Anti Sonder from the last episode? We gotta chill out. I gotta take a chill pill. Yeah, man. Reminder just to give each other a little more grace. You never know what someone's going through. But my bags are packed. Like I said, I'm ready to go. Freaking Saskatoon. I got my credentials, my maple leaf tattoo. You know I love you, Canada. Don't even get me started. You're my baby, Illy. But, yeah, we're gonna go chill out at Brits for a little bit before she invited me to a pool party. And I'm gonna go kick it. I'm gonna bring my equipment, maybe do, like, a little interview. But, like, I'm talking. Listen. She's had an extremely difficult year. So, like, I'm just gonna go in. I'm gonna check in, try to make her laugh, lighten up the mood a little bit. Total fluff piece. Like, I'm talking. I just want to have some laughs, Shoot the shit with my. My old friend, okay? My goal. My. This is my goal, all right? Lift her spirits, get her laughing, and somehow I'm going to steer this conversation into something ridiculous, like, let's talk about Hooters. I want to make sure 80% of this conversation is about Hooters. If you listen to the last episode, we ruminated on why laughter is the best medicine, and it is. We all need to laugh a little more. Get those endorphins high, cortisol low. Fuck you, cortisol. Also, I'm gonna drink a little. I'm gonna bring a little patron. I know Brittany likes Casamigos. Me no likey. But today I will drink Casamigos for Brittany. I'm thinking a nice little poolside retox session before I part to one of my favorite places in the world. Oh, Canada. But, yeah, let's just go over there, and we'll just pick up at some point. You know, I don't. I don't know. We'll keep it light. We'll keep it light. This is the fluff piece, baby. All right? We'll pick back up over at Brits. I don't even know who's there. Let's go find out.
