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All right, next story. Sex. I knew by sex.
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That's it. That's it. That's the story. Sex. No. Yeah. I did it in an elevator once. What? Yeah, it was fun.
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What floor? There's so many questions. And so you were just like, if somebody comes, I'm just gonna like. I didn't mean that way. Welcome to dignation.
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Also potentially hazardous to your health.
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All right, moving on. Why do you have FL when you're freaking out?
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I've noticed this earlier in Southern California and I have proved.
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You put zombie and you put Erie in the title and I don't want to do it. Dignation.com.
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Hello, everybody, and welcome to Dignation V2 Episode 2. I'm Alex Albrecht.
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And I'm Kevin Rose. Dignation covers some of our favorite stories from a whole plethora of websites across the Internet.
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The Internet.
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I did actually find a couple on digg.com.
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Oh, that's great.
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But old school. Yeah, Old school. This is the reboot. Ish.
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Reboot. Ish.
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Of the show.
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Yes.
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Cheers.
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Cheers. Good to see you again, sir.
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Cheers as well. Okay, gotta hit something awkward. Cause like, someone's supposed to be talking. We're both sipping at the same time. Okay. Don't spit on my couch. That's exactly what happened.
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I was like, why didn't we just start drinking at the same time?
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Okay, so this. We have decided to come back.
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We've come back, we've made decisions and.
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We'Ve said this would be fun to do on the more regular.
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It was so much fun, honestly, getting together, just sitting and chatting. That. That was like, so fun that it just became like, why wouldn't we? Especially since you're in LA now.
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I know.
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It was like, why wouldn't we just get together periodically? So we're not gonna get together every week because life.
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Well, if they paid us enough, I'm sure we'd.
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We would get back together every week because life. Hey. But we're going to be doing this on a more regular basis. You know, we're still sort of trying to figure out exactly how often. So stick tuned, as they say.
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Stick tuned.
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Stick tuned. That's. I'm just using my vernacular from 2025, 2025, 2005, which is when we launched.
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So, yeah, stick tuned and we'll keep you posted, but we're thinking like every few weeks. So, yeah, it's going to be fun. We're trying to get all of our domains back. We're trying to get our Instagram. We didn't have Instagram. Trying to get our YouTube account back.
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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We're working on a bunch of stuff, so.
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Well, you don't realize how much stuff just kind of gets lost in the ether. You think everything's going to stay, but, like, we have no idea if the RSS feed for the podcast even still exists anywhere. Yeah, we looked, you know, and it's like, where does that. What does that even mean, anyway?
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Well, if you're watching this, you found us. Welcome, welcome.
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You did it.
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All right, let's kick it off. Sure. Well, first of all. Well, first of all, how are you? Yeah, I'm doing well. It is Friday. I've got some Saint Quinon wine, which I didn't bring in a bottle.
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No.
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But I have a decanting, and so it's very nice.
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And by the way, just for everybody out there to know, I did bring a bottle of much less expensive wine because I didn't want him to think I was just gonna drink his very expensive wine. But then he was like, I don't drink my wine unless we're doing something like this. So we get to do nice wine.
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Yes, it's an excuse to drink good wine together with friends. Mal's here as well. Mal's got a little wine. Someone died. And I got a bunch of wine, and it wasn't a family member.
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I was going to say, you got to tell them, but somebody else died. It was like the box.
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Yeah, somebody died. We got an email and they said we got all this wine and you.
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Actually helped during COVID the family. Oh, it was during COVID Yeah, it.
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Was during COVID And we were sitting there, we're like, okay, shit. Like, what if we just, like, go in and, like, low ball em and just get all this, like, fancy wine? And so we came in, and I didn't want to take advantage of a dead person, but at the same time.
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It sounds like you did.
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Well, listen, the family weren't. They weren't big drinkers.
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Oh, well, there you go.
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And so. And you know how I like to drink. And so I got the wine. Got a bunch of bottles that are in, like, the 80s and shit. And like. And so we have this. And then Daria gets this freaking allergic reaction.
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Yeah. Which is so.
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From red wine.
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Heather started to do that where she can't for it's night sweats and shit. No, no, no. I mean, that's normal. That's fine. I had a face that I made. I didn't mean to say that. No, she. Acid reflux. Oh, it hits her acid reflux pretty bad. And so then she's just like, I'm uncomfortable. I don't really like this. I'd rather have Jack Daniels.
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Yeah. I mean, you've always been a big Jack family.
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It's funny.
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You like that Gentleman Jack?
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I like that Gentleman Jack. Yeah. It's really funny. My whole family has been Jack Daniels fan. Like, that just was sort of the drink of choice. My grandfather may have even. It's so funny now to think I've probably told this story and everybody's gonna be like, yeah, yeah, we know this.
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No, they won't. Because it was like 20 years ago.
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It was literally 20 years ago. Oh, my God. So my grandfather used to do this thing. Whenever we would ask him if we could go do something like, hey, can.
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We go to the beach, take a shot of Jack first?
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He would literally. No, he would go, I gotta ask my friend Jack. And he would get up, walk into the kitchen, open this little cupboard, had pulled out this little bottle of Jack.
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He'd make you drink it.
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Drink. He would drink it and he'd go, he says it's all right. Literally everything we asked him, he says, it's all right.
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Like, I have to go pee. Like, hold on.
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Oh, my God. That's my friend Jack.
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Yeah.
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So, yeah. So anyway, we're both big Heather's family as well. Big Jack Daniels family.
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I remember. You got it. I remember when you first discovered Gentleman Jack.
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That was great.
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You were like, oh, he's my shoes.
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Smooth, high end. It's so funny. So I went out to dinner, we sat at the bar, and I was like, you know I love old fashions.
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Yes.
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Usually my go to order is a Jack Daniels. Old fashioned, not so sweet.
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Yes.
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That's my goal.
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I don't say Jack Daniels, but I'd say rye.
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But the funny thing is, I realized I was like, I feel so limited, old fashioned, you know, 30 years I've been ordering old fashioned. So I was like, I want something different. So I told the guy, I was like, I like old fashioned. I like the idea. What? What would you do?
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Did he say Manhattan?
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No, he got me a Brown Derby.
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Ooh, what's that?
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It's bourbon grapefruit juice, honey. And it tastes amazing. And also, like, it sounds way cooler, to be honest.
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It sounds disgusting.
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Oh, no, it's great grapefruit juice. Yeah. Well, it's like a Campari, right? You get that little sour kick. Yeah, yeah. Now you're getting it. Now you're getting it.
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Do you like Manhattans?
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Though. I don't know if I've. I feel like Manhattans are a little sweet.
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They are a little sweet.
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Yeah.
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You gotta ask for them a little less sweet.
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Maybe I'll get a less sweet.
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Oh, dude, I gotta take you to this place I went to in LA last week.
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I mean, we're in la.
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I know. They did an Old Fashioned with, like, this really kind of rare spirit I hadn't heard of before. In terms of the rye side, I can't remember what it was, but they mixed in a little bit of cognac for the sweetness.
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Ooh.
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So cognac was like the sweetener on it. So it was like a little bit of rye, a little bit of cognac.
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Okay.
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And then there was one other thing. They put in some bitters and I was just like, this is the shit.
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Interesting.
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Yeah. So the cognac was that little hit.
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Yeah, that little extra.
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That warms you up. Yeah, baby. Anyway, don't drink.
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Well, it's really funny because I've definitely slowed down on the drinking over the years.
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Literally. Last episode you said you drink a bottle.
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I drink a lot. I drink a lot. I don't know why I said that. I think I just. I thought maybe my parents would be watching. Seriously, my parents. I went to. My birthday was Wednesday, so happy birthday to me. I went down to San Diego and we went to the races at Del Mar for my birthday, which I have a. I have a love hate relationship with it. The pomp and circumstance is awesome. Getting dressed up, going. You know, horses are beautiful and the sound of horns, but I know horse racing is horrible for horses, so it's like, I have this weird.
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Yeah, it's high intensity interval training.
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It's not hip training for horses.
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It's cardio, dude.
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They literally shoot them when they are done.
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Not when they're done, no.
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But like, if they twist an ankle, they're like, oh, my leg's a little. And they're like, well. And it's like beautiful horses. Anyway. Yeah, long story long. The whole time we were, like sitting there, they were like, yeah, you know, I mean, drinking's okay, but it's really good to slow down. And I was like, are you telling me I'm drinking too much? Like, that feels weird.
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Who said that to you?
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My parents. We're just talking globally about drinking.
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Globally in general.
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Drinking everything.
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Well, how many glasses do you had.
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By that point when we started talking about it?
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Yeah.
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Fair amount. Yeah, exactly.
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But you're slurring your words.
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I'm so Excited and everything. You know, drinking horses isn't really great for your body.
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I love horses.
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I love horses. Anyway, long story short, I'm still copious drinking.
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Yeah. I mean, I take my time. Okay, let's move on to the first story we haven't gotten going.
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You know what? We need to talk about some stuff.
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Okay. So first of all, how do I look?
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Amazing.
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Look at my skin.
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Oh, interesting.
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Is it radiant?
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It is actually pretty radiant. It's pretty nice, I would say. It's funny, I hadn't really thought about it, but I would say that you had powder on, but I'm pretty sure you don't. Right.
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I look good, right?
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Yeah.
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So I did some new shit. Okay. So we're getting older.
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Yeah.
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And, you know, we do media.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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If there's any reason, I'm just gonna try and, like, how can I soften this a little bit?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And, you know, I was thinking, like, I don't want to be old. I don't mind. I don't mind dying, but I also kind of, like, want to stay looking a little bit young.
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Okay.
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But I don't want to do Botox.
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Oh, okay.
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So what do we have? We have, like, the Rock has, like, some fucking supplements now. And so, like, everybody has their skin line. Everybody's got their skin line. Right. But so I went to my dermatologist. Cause you're supposed to go once a year to get checked for, like.
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I'm literally going next week.
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Okay, good. You do once a year.
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I try.
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Cause, like, you can get. I have two buddies that has skin cancer.
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No, I know.
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It's serious shit. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Check your toes, too. Between the toes is the most common place people do not notice that it's at. And then they get fucked.
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I wish I didn't have to say this, but my friend's sister literally just passed away, like, three years ago right between her toes.
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Didn't even notice it.
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Didn't notice it.
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Nobody washes their toes.
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Yeah.
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Do you wash your toes?
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Yeah. I mean.
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Nobody really does.
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Well, so this is so funny. There was a whole. Okay, but this is funny because there was this whole thing that I saw that, like, popped off. I think it was on Reddit. It was this big discussion about whether you soap the bottom half of your body in the shower. And I was like, what are you talking about? The whole point of showering is you soap everything.
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Well, you Soap your goods 100%.
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Do you soap your legs?
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Depends on the day.
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See, this is the craziest Thing? You blew my mind. It was 50. 50.
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Now, do you soap your legs? No. No. It's all about letting the soap fall down. That's what people were saying. It's like a car to me.
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It's not a car, by the way. They put soap all over your car. They don't just go, the soap's gonna make it to the edge.
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Listen, the soap goes down my body, down my legs, in between my toes. Yes.
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Your junk. Yes, of course, yes.
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Oh, everybody does their junk.
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Yeah, dude, I do my whole legs. I do my feet.
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When you're doing the junk, do you go front to back?
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I don't know if I've ever thought of that.
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But you do the whole shebang.
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Wait, of course.
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Okay. I just wanna make sure.
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I mean, I'll do my ears, like, everywhere.
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Oh, you do the ears?
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Dude, I'm in the shower for one reason. Soap everywhere.
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IQ tip.
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Oh, yeah, No, I do soap behind the ears and make sure I get all that stuff. Dude, I'm literally cleaning my body. Okay, so back to your face.
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Okay, so my face so. Or.
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Well, the whole being.
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I went there, they checked. No dermatologist. No dermatology shit. No. No bad stuff.
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Okay, great. Okay. Okay.
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And they were like. And they were like, there's this thing. And I had heard about this. My wifey.
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Your doctor goes, well, I was just.
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Like, yeah, what else is good? You know? What else you got here?
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I made it all the way here.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Where's the menu?
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Yeah, where's the menu? And like, you know, the menu's all kinds of crazy shit. I'm like, I don't want Botox shit. I don't want that.
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Get that.
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And they were like, well, we got this thing that is called the vampire facial. And I'm like, okay. And I heard my wife talking about it.
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And so it's like a thing.
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Yes, a thing. And I actually had talked to. We talked to a friend of ours, Rhonda Patrick, has a really popular science podcast. And she said it's a thing. So it's like legit science, right?
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I heard it from other places.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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And so I was like, all right, let's do this shit. So they take and draw your blood.
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Your own blood.
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Your own blood. And then they spin it in the centrifuge.
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Okay.
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And then they get something else called the platelet rich plasma, the prp. And it looks like kind of like grape juice.
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Oh, okay.
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And by the time they. So they get all the red blood stuff.
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Yeah.
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And then they take and they take this little roller and they kind of micro needle your face. Like, it, like, puts little micro holes all over your face. And then they rub your face with this, like, your own goo. And then it basically goes in and heals and reduces all the lines and shit naturally. With your own shit, with your own playlist.
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Whoa.
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Yeah. So these little guys gone.
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Interesting. Yeah.
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We go in there and get done.
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So were you feeling like you were seeing.
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Oh, dude, you look like hell.
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Like, after you're done just fucking. Oh, yeah.
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I mean, everybody, like, eyes getting line. Everybody's getting lines. You see the lines and shit.
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And when you do that, everybody has lines.
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Yeah. It was true.
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Babies, baby's gone, and it's like, oh, man, they're so smooth when they're bad. Yeah.
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So but you know, like the resting hand face lines and.
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Yes.
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And so I was getting a lot of that, and then I was getting more texture, like, more bubbly. Like, not bubbly, but, like, rougher texture.
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Okay.
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And so I was like, let's do this. And so I did one. They make you buy a package of four because they say the best results is over four. And plus, they can make more money that way.
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That's how doctors work.
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And so I'm gonna go back and do it. I'm gonna do a video of it, actually.
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So how often do they recommend it?
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Once a month.
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So once a month for four months. And you just did the first one. When did you do it?
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About three weeks ago.
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Oh, you're due.
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Yeah. Well, yeah, but I can already see, like, little tiny micro changes. Like, less little tiny. The micro lines are visible.
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Interesting.
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It's kind of cool because it's not Botox. It's not something foreign. It's your own body's healing process. And actually, when people get surgeries and shit, they'll do this, and they'll inject those platelets into the surgery site, and it helps people heal faster. So they're using it for other shit, too. Yeah. So it's like a known thing.
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Wow. This just blew my mind.
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Yeah. So it's like new shit. I just wanted to throw it out there.
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Well, I will talk to my.
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You should do it when you go.
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I literally was just about to say, I'll talk to my gynecologist on Thursday. I do not know where that came from.
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Listen.
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But I will talk to my dermatologist. We're in a new world on Thursday. That's where you're going. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Did it hurt when they break in your face.
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Yeah, they did the neck, too. Because I think, honestly, the worst, but yet the worst thing about guys, as they get older, the neck. Like the sag. And the neck more than the sag. The wrinkly neck, hanging skin. Yeah, you don't want that.
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No, that's not good.
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But that's what, you know, we're in our late 40s now. Shit starts to happen. I'm assuming there's some guys out there that like, what the fuck you talking about, Kevin? But there's probably something I'm gonna try.
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I mean, look, you know, as I always say, you know, the alternative is worse. Right? So, like, getting old is fine.
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I don't mind getting old. I don't mind having wrinkles. I don't mind all that. But if there's something.
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Did you ever go through a phase or think about dyeing your hair?
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I did dye my hair.
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You did?
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Oh, I've done my hair before.
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It's so interesting.
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For sure. So. Well, let me tell you the backstory there. So I.
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At True Ventures, when did you start going gray?
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I mean, I had some grays when we started finishing up dignation, I was getting some grays. Like, little ones.
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Okay. So it was probably, what, 35ish? Yeah.
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But like, I will say there was. I have a good reason for it.
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You don't need a good reason other than I like the color.
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No. There's actually a great company. I highly recommend it. We invested in a company, a founder named Amy over at True Ventures, where I'm over there doing VC deals called Madison Reed.
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Oh, yeah.
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And Madison Reed, they blew up during the pandemic because nobody could get their hair colored. And so they were sending out all these kits to. Mostly to women, obviously, at home. Dye their hair, blah, blah. And they came out with a men's line. And it wasn't about changing your hair color. It said they had this great tagline that was like, less salt, more pepper, or something like that, where it was like, you didn't go fully black. You just got a little bit less gray.
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Oh, that's really smart.
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Yeah, exactly. It wasn't about like, hey, can I look fake? Or whatever.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So I tried it on my beard and I tried on my hair, and it was, like, kind of dope. But, like. Like, literally like, that shit, oddly enough, takes off the appearance of probably about five to seven years of life, you know? And so I did it for the one. I was like, okay, I'm good for now. It was just like, a lot. But I do recommend. I think Madison Reed makes a great product in that it looks real. Because the worst is those dudes where you're just like, oh, fuck, your. Your hair is kind of like. Like, you know that tint you get in the other day?
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It's the Ken hair. It's like the plastic helmet.
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Nobody wants that.
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No, that's not good. Yeah. So anyway, interesting. Speaking of getting old and things, so this popped up and I wanted to talk about this story because this actually happened to my mother in law.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah. So woman's insurance canceled after drone flies over her home. So this was in Modesto, but it's happening all over specifically. I know about it happening in California.
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Okay.
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I don't know if it's happening in other places, but essentially she's had the same insurance, home insurance for 40 years. And this instance was actually a little bit more shady because the insurance company flew a drone over her house. Which just feels weird. Like, I know legally you can do that, but just feels like very targeted. Yes, but the insurance companies are doing this where they're flying drones to basically pick out reasons to get rid of people's home insurance.
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What are they looking for?
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I mean, honestly, anything. And so the shady thing that happened to this lady was she was in the middle of a remodel, a big remodel. And they said that there was scattered debris all over her house that made it look like it was like a hoarder's house. It was the trash from the kitchen remodel.
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Interesting.
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And she was like, what are you talking about? Like, that was there for a week while they were demoing the kitchen. And you just happened to fly over with Heather's mom. It was. They said that she had to replace a roof.
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Oh, yeah, that's what I thought. They'd be like looking at tiles and shit and be like, yeah, but here's.
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The fucking shitty thing. They're not renewing her insurance. After she replaced place the roof, they went out. They want out.
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And a lot of insurance companies want out.
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But it has to do with. In California specifically. It has to do with the crazy rains. It's fires, but that's like hills. Yeah, we're not really. We don't, you know, at least not now. We don't really have to worry about it. But the rains that happened in the last, like two years in a row.
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Leaks.
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Oh, everything. Because who knows you have a leak. You could have a leak in Southern California for fucking 30 years and never know. Because it never. I mean, it rains, but it never rains like that. But the last couple years it's been like torrential downpours. Crazy like lightning storms and shit. Yeah, yeah, but. Yeah, but is that evil though or.
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Is that just smart business?
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Well, it depends. Right? It depends because.
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Because they like, if they see tiles they're like, eh, this person's not really keeping their shit up.
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No, that and I get that. And had this insurance company, you know, allowed my mother in law to repair her roof and then continue with her insurance.
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That's the way you have to do it. You just say, hey, here's a 90 day notice.
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Yep.
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Like we noticed some damage here.
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Yeah.
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Gotta do it. Please. To stay in compliant, but don't just cancel and not allow the other thing.
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Too is like we had a roofer guy come out and he, you know, walked the roof and he was like, it's fine, your roof's fine.
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Under her house, on her house.
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They were like, it's fine. There was like a little bit of debris, like brush, you know what I mean? Debris in a corner. And they were like, they might have thought that that was pooled water. It's not. But the insurance company is not going to go, oh, okay, thanks for checking. Yeah, no, they're going to be like, do it. But also it's tough. I mean, and then it's like, how the hell is anybody going to buy a house in California if you literally cannot get someone to insure the house, Dude.
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So there's. This is a whole new thing of uninsured houses. So that's a thing, dude. It's a whole thing. So I had. This is a true story. The insurance for my house had. For some reason it was just like they wanted to come by and certify something but they couldn't do it. And the guy missed the window and so he couldn't come by to check out the house.
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Okay.
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And they literally canceled the plan.
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Whoa.
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And I was just like, okay, we have no insurance now. And then they wouldn't come out and reinstate. They're like, no, we're done. So I had to find a different insurance broker and a different plan. And there was a three week window where I had no insurance. Jesus. Where it's like if things would have burnt down or anything would have happened, like I'd have been completely fucked. Wow. But it's like California is weird, man. The insurance companies are wanting to back out.
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Yeah.
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Mostly because of fires or obviously earthquakes too. We've had a lot of that lately. But anyway, yeah, it's interesting in that oh, whoa. Look at you.
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I was like, you're by the year, the wine distributor actually drinking your wine. Thank you.
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Can we do one chug since we haven't, like, years?
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Yes.
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Oh, I like that.
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I mean, it's weird chugging nice wine, but I'm also game.
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Okay, let's.
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What the. It's like. What the.
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Kevin, I knew you were gonna, like, start measuring my. Well, that's about right.
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Look at that. That's. Look at audience.
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No, first of all, you're holding your glass, too, but like this. Okay, okay. I swear, we're not 25 again.
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All right, we're done.
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Okay, let's go. All right.
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So can you even chug champagne? Yeah.
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I mean, of course you can.
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All right, well, I'm gonna let. I'll talk while you do it, and then I'll do mine. God, it feels so bad.
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No, that's good.
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So nice.
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It's Friday, dude.
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I have a. I'm literally after this. Some friends of ours are taking me out to for a birthday dinner, and I'm gonna just Uber, and I told them. I was like, so I'm gonna be coming from a dignation taping, so I'm gonna be a little hot. I'm gonna come in a little hot.
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That's fine.
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It'll be good. It's gonna be, like, a nice restaurant. I'm gonna walk in and be like, what's up, everybody?
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Love it. All right, next story is sex. I knew if I said, that's it, that's it.
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That's the story.
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Sex.
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So the next story is sex. Disgust.
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This I actually found on digg.com 10 Sexy Activities that sound fun but don't deliver the goods.
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Oh, God. That's like. That's like wine tasting in Temecula.
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It's good. That's good wine.
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No, this is good wine.
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Yeah.
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Chugging wine is not the best I.
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Can more just sip on over time. Oh, come on. This is St. Quentin.
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No, it's amazing.
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Look up St. Quentin. It's a very good culty wine.
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Red wine. Shrugging. Beers are different.
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Beers are.
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Beers are different. I know.
A
We got to go back to beer. Why won't you drink beer?
B
I just didn't say I didn't want to drink beer.
A
You're like, my tummy doesn't feel right after I drink it.
B
No, that's not how I feel.
A
You said something like that off camera.
B
It was off camera. No, no, I just. I've never. Beer, like, bloats me so fast now that I'm Just like, oh, God. After, like a beer or two, I'm like, what? I know.
A
Can you draw IPA now?
B
Can I do what?
A
Ipa. Ipa, Yeah.
B
I mean, yeah, I can do all the beers.
A
Here's what I'm gonna do next. Ignation.
B
Yeah.
A
I'm gonna go on this website that I know of. It's called mybeercollectibles.com and what they do is they sell collectible beer so that you don't open it.
B
Oh, so you're gonna show me a beer and then we won't drink it.
A
Listen, this is amazing. The way they can sell beer on the website is because they're collectible beers and they have all of the top rated beers in the world.
B
I mean, let's get some of the top rated beers.
A
I will get the number one rated IPA for us to have.
B
I'm so excited.
A
And we will drink it on the show.
B
I'm done again.
A
That's sweet.
B
So excited.
A
You're gonna love it. It's great. All right, so.
B
So speaking about sex.
A
Yeah, sex. Okay, so 10 sex activities that sound fun but don't deliver the goods.
B
This is. I'm so glad I read this article. I was just like, yep, yep, yep, yep.
A
Oh, really? You agree with all of them?
B
Not all of them.
A
Okay, so number one, bringing food, whipped cream, chocolate, strawberries into the equation. It's a mess. Let's just have dessert afterwards next time.
B
Yeah, dude, that to me, I'm like.
A
It's like, it's something young when you do in your twenties.
B
So young. It's. And it's so dumb because the first time you do it, you're like, this is so. This is going to be so sexy. And then you get there and you're like, this is disgusting.
A
Yeah.
B
And horrible.
A
Yeah, I agree with that. There's nothing really good about that.
B
I mean, unless you're like, I'm okay. Just like, you know, let's mess this whole place up, you know, ripping stuff and flipping tables.
A
Yeah. I mean, but that's when you're, like, on vacation.
B
Yeah, exactly. It's not your house.
A
All right, so next one is Mile High Club. Legendary until you realize the airplane bathrooms are tiny and torture chambers and they smell like a porta Pot.
B
It's so funny. I've never. I've never. No, I've never done that. No. Never done the Mile High Club. But also, I've never wanted to do the Mile High Club. I've been in first class cabin bathrooms and just gone. There's nothing sexy about this bathroom right now.
A
But you've never. How about, like, just, like, in business class, like, laying next to somebody?
B
I mean, there's literally a partition, but.
A
You can do sexiest. Yeah, like, you never, never.
B
No, I'm usually like, I have a Xanax. I'm trying to sleep. I don't really want to be on a plane. Yeah, I'm surprised you.
A
Oh, dude, I've done at least 10 times.
B
But that's interesting because you're not a huge fly. Like, you're not a fan of flying.
A
Oh. But, like, I hate flying, but might as well have some drinks and have a little sex.
B
I mean, I guess I can now understand you're gonna die. Makes sense of a good way to go out, right? Yeah. You're like, this is gonna crash. Let's just bang one out real quick.
A
I don't know. I just, like. I've never, like, banged one out. Like, I'm masturbating on.
B
No, no, not you.
A
Oh, you meant, like, as a couple?
B
Yeah. Okay.
A
Yeah, I'm not doing that. Jesus.
B
Yeah, I definitely have not done that either.
A
Okay.
B
I'm not in that mild club either. All right.
A
Keep moving on. Okay, let's see here. Sex on an office chair sounded fun, but in reality, we span around so fast, she fell off and hit her head on the desk.
B
See, it's so funny. Cause I was like. It's another thing where I'm like, does that sound fun? Like, I mean, maybe.
A
I guess.
B
There's a lot of, I think chairs, office stuff.
A
Chairs are probably a good idea, but, like, yeah, office chair is. Those Herman Miller's. Like, they just.
B
You know, honestly, most places that aren't a bed suck.
A
Like, great point.
B
Floor. You're like, oh, you know what's funny? So sexy. And I'm like, fuck my knees.
A
That's actually the majority of the rest of them. It's like sex in nature.
B
Like, I mean, that's not.
A
Well, I mean, they say on the beach. Like, on the beach is not fun.
B
I would never.
A
Sandy and shit.
B
Oh, God, that would just be so bad. I did. Although, have sex in a park.
A
How was that?
B
It was fun. It was good.
A
Like, on swings and shit. Swings?
B
Yeah.
A
On swings?
B
Yeah, In a park.
A
Like, children's swings.
B
There weren't any children.
A
How do you know there wouldn't be children coming?
B
It was like 2:00 in the morning.
A
Okay. I think it's like 2:00pm that was.
B
Like, 2:00pm School didn't get out until 3. Kevin.
A
I know.
B
We were covered.
A
I Mean, that's interesting. I can get that. You were probably younger.
B
Oh, yeah. I mean, like, fucking. Yeah. Very young. But also one of these was also happening at the same time in there at that event. And I was like. And I also feel the exact same way.
A
I don't know.
B
In the story, the next couple down. Oh, same. It was like the pool. Not the pool. But also I totally got. Dude, water.
A
Water's tough. It says two of them are pool and shower. It's hard. It's hard.
B
It always sounds like a good idea.
A
Yeah, I know it does.
B
It just. But then you get there and you're like, this is not okay.
A
This is one that's interesting. Changing room in a clothing store. That sounds awesome.
B
I mean, that does sound. That sounds. Of all of them, that sounds best.
A
That's the best one, right?
B
Yeah. Because if you're in there and your lady is trying something skimpy on, you're like, okay. I mean, I've definitely had some thoughts of doing that, but not done it.
A
Let's see.
B
Have you ever done it where you were, like, potentially going to be exposed?
A
Like, in terms of people seeing. Oh, 100%.
B
Okay. I didn't realize that was so banal.
A
You've never done that?
B
No. Yeah, I did it in an elevator once.
A
What?
B
Yeah, it was fun.
A
But you pulled the, like, stopper.
B
You just let him. Wait.
A
What floor? There's so many questions like, dude, that could be a 10 second version of sex or a three minute, depending on like, we were in Dubai. 250th floor.
B
No, we were. You know, it was college and I don't know why we got this idea, but we just were like, this would be fucking great. And so we literally just went up and down in the, like the dorm.
A
Room late at night.
B
No.
A
What? And so you were just like, if somebody comes, I'm just gonna like. I didn't mean that way. If somebody opens the door, I'm gonna pull out and just kind of like, act like normal.
B
Yeah, we had a plan.
A
That's college.
B
Thankfully, nobody came.
A
That's college.
B
I mean, that's not true. Go ahead. What's up?
A
All right, next one is. This one's more about three people getting involved. This thing is a bad idea. Baby. Oh, sorry. Baby, sorry. It was saying you could drive by car. Sex in the car is just awful. There's so little space. It's uncomfortable.
B
Honestly. That is very true. However, comma, depends on the vehicle.
A
SUVs with the fold down seats.
B
Oh, well, yeah. You're basically Just camping at that point. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, in the back of a small car. Not great. And I had an experience where we pulled into a park, different park, and did our business. And we thankfully had finished our business, gotten dressed, and we're back in the car, about to leave, and a cop pulls up.
A
Well, what are they gonna do? Even if you, like, a cop pulls up, they'd be like, oh, stop doing it.
B
No, I know, but. Well, but we were kids. It was just like, you know, we were like, how old? College.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah. But still, like, nervous. You know what I mean? When a cop pulls up and it was so interesting because. Oh, how did they put it? It was the most interesting way.
A
Like a police officer.
B
Yeah. Cause he came up and he said, what are you guys doing here? And we were like, raw dogging. We were like. We were raw dogging. Sir, can you please leave? No, no, I think we just. We were like, oh, well, we were having an argument, so we decided to pull over rather than continue driving, which I thought at the time was really great, but then made the cop go, are you beating her? You know what I mean? So he goes, you're like. He said. He. He leaned over and he said, ma'am, are you okay? Which I appreciate.
A
Yeah.
B
And she was like, oh, yeah, no, I'm fine. And then he said, are you bleeding? And I was like, what a weird question to ask. Nobody was bleeding. But he was literally like, are you bleeding? And I was like, what? What is that? Like, I couldn't get in my brain, like, where that would be the question.
A
I still don't understand why that's the question.
B
Yeah. And maybe it's because she could say yes and then he'd arrest me. I don't know. But it was uncomfortable. It wasn't very satisfying. Although I will say, driving handies and driving blowjobs are pretty cool.
A
I almost died.
B
Well, then they're not so cool. Don't do that.
A
I almost died.
B
What happened?
A
I don't know if I wanna talk about that. I just was in the car one time and I was driving and the other thing was happening.
B
Yes, yes.
A
That's what I was. And I was my eyes off the road. I slammed on the brakes and almost rear ended a car.
B
Like, I had like, oh, boy, oh, boy.
A
Slam and like, slide.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
This is when I was like 24 or something. But yeah, it wasn't. It was.
B
You do dumb shit when you're young, of course. But some of. But I. Every time I'VE had that. I've been able to focus on the road.
A
Yeah. But also there's danger because there's teeth.
B
There's all sorts of dangers.
A
There's all sorts of danger.
B
Oh, my God. That would have. Dude.
A
Yes. You can get.
B
I didn't even think about that little decapitation.
A
All right, let's see here. The last ones are actually. That was like the last really good one. It was just the car saying that cars are. You know. Ford Fiesta sponsored our show way back in the day. Remember that?
B
Oh, yeah, we had that Ford Fiesta.
A
Too small. Too small for that type of activity.
B
I get that.
A
It was fun to have Ford as a sponsor.
B
It was fun. That was. Dude, the sponsors were always so cool because the company's like.
A
Except for Zune.
B
Oh, Zune. But it was cool. I loved it. All the Microsoft stuff.
A
He did a live dignation.
B
Oh, I don't. But I can assume. What's happening? What's gonna happen?
A
We were reading the Zoom Copy.
B
Yeah.
A
Everyone was like, fuck the Zune.
B
Oh, God damn. I remember.
A
Yeah, fuck the Zune. And Microsoft was there.
B
Oh, God.
A
And we had to cut it out.
B
Well, the good news is I was always.
A
Oh, yeah, you were the Microsoft guy.
B
I was always the Microsoft guy. So at the very least they had one fan on the table. I remember I had the Windows Phone because I think they sponsored us. And I got the Windows Phone. That sounds right, man. It's really funny to me that all these tech companies always want to do the thing that other tech companies are doing.
A
Of course.
B
Rather than just making a poop ton of money doing the thing that everybody loves, that they do.
A
Right.
B
Do you know what I mean?
A
But they're also looking for growth in any avenue they could possibly.
B
No, I get that.
A
I mean, sadly, the stock market driven narrative is like more and more growth, you know?
B
Yeah. It's so funny. Capitalism is interesting.
A
It is. It can sometimes fuck companies over and make them do bad things. But your next story.
B
Yeah. Speaking of getting fucked over.
A
Yes.
B
So this actually happened in April, but it's getting traction like now, today as we're taping it came up a bunch, but essentially hackers may have stolen your Social Security numbers in a massive breach. So there was a huge data breach at a place called National Data Broker. Hold on, let me see what it was called.
A
Data Brokers are evil.
B
No, no, no. National. Oh yeah. National Public Data. So it's not a data broker.
A
Okay.
B
It was a. It's a company in Florida whose job is to do security and background checks on employees. So it's. So anybody that's ever had a background check that used this company, they had all this information. And in April, a hacking group called, I think it's called WS oh, US DoD essentially infiltrated and pulled out all this encrypted data for 2.7 billion people. Unencrypted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unencrypted personal information for 2.7 billion people. Canada, US and some of Europe and Social Security numbers, the whole nine yards. And in April they mentioned that this happened, but what happened recently is a person sued National Public Data, but because they said that they didn't give people a heads up that their data may have been leaked. And so, and his credit, like one of the credit companies that he used, like a credit monitoring company, said that they found his data on the dark web, which of course, I mean, I think a lot of our data is on the dark web, but so now all of a sudden, people didn't really notice it when it happened in April, but now that the suit has come out and has come into the news, the bottom line is you are most likely, if you've ever worked anywhere, you most likely have had your data hack. So this is the funny thing. So I was at the gym this morning and my trainer, I do this like. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, a little swole. But we, It's a, it's a, it's like a. There's eight stations and we do lifting. So yes, he's my trainer, but he's not like a private personal trainer. He's just a buddy that does this.
A
Class asking if you have a private trainer.
B
But he. Yeah, that's true, that's true. No shade. But he asked me, he was like, what did you think about this data breach? And I was like, oh, it's funny, last night a buddy of mine texted like one of my group friend chains and was like, massive data breach. Everybody's stuff is out there. Freeze your credit. Here's the different links to freeze your credit. And I told him, I was like, you know, it's so much data, it's so many people. The likelihood that they just randomly choose me to open up a new credit.
A
Card is now they're going to.
B
I know. Don't, please don't. Don't buy the data.
A
That's all practice searches.
B
No, anyway, long story short, but also I have a credit monitoring thing on my bank does a credit monitoring thing. So I get some stuff. So I'll know, I'll know if it pops, if it pops. I will know. But it's interesting because it's like, at that scale, it's kind of like. And I just kind of feel like everybody knows everything. It's all out there. I had a buddy who I found. I had this thing where there was some article that came out. This is years ago, and it said, like, oh, you can search this thing to see if they have your home address.
A
Right.
B
And they'll have other pieces of information. And so I was like, oh, you should check it out. And we searched his wife, and it had an age. And I go, oh, well, this can't be her because this is the age. And he got this, like, look on his face.
A
Oh, shit. Cause she was.
B
She was that age. No, no, no, she was. It was older.
A
And you didn't know.
B
Nobody knew in our whole friends group. And he was like, how many years older you. Oh, like five. Oh, yeah.
A
So she had always claimed to be younger.
B
She was lying. And he literally got to look on his face like, you can't know that. And I was like, what? I'm just. What? Because I literally go, oh, yeah, see, here's. Here's your wife. Oh, well, this isn't her. Because it says that her age is this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just got this look on his face, and he was like, you can't know. You can't know that. You can't know that. And I was like, oh, God, this is amazing. I mean, I was very excited because it's just. That was cool that that happened. Yeah. I felt bad for him. But anyway.
A
Yeah. I mean, I. To me, at this point, I assume that most things are out there, and this is why I rotate shit.
B
Oh.
A
Like, I rotate out my cell phone number about every three years.
B
I wrote, by the way, it's the funniest thing. I have, like, seven phone numbers stored for you. It's so funny because I keep getting texts and it'll be like, hey, dude. Anyway, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, it's Kevin. And I'm like, who the fuck is this number? What the fuck? But it also makes sense. I get that. I totally get that.
A
Well, it's just like, when it gets out there, then you have random people calling.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
And then they're trying to, like, you know, whatever. I get that it's mostly around, like, pitches of companies and stuff.
B
Well, you're. It's different because you're literally a guy that invests in companies. Exactly. So anybody that can get your. Get your phone number is going to be Wanting it.
A
I just changed one of my email addresses because of this thing. But anyway, so it goes. All right, so Grok.
B
Oh, God.
A
You know Grok. Grok is built on Twitter.
B
Well, first off, I don't know if a lot of people know Grok.
A
Okay. Grok is Xai's thing. It's like, it's. So Xai is Elon Musk's, basically his AI project. It's X. AI is the website. They have Grok 2, which is their latest version, and there's a beta release. But what they have done.
B
Grok paid. Do you have to pay to like. I'm always confused when there's AI, like models that are out there that you can interact with that are free. There are AI models that you can interact with that are free. Ish. You know, you can do like. Oh, you can do however many tokens or whatever they call it, right? Is it tokens? It's tokens.
A
Well, yeah, exactly. Anyway, there's like, you get so many, like, spins of the slot machine.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
It's like pay or upgrade or whatever.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
And then sometimes they're dumb. They're most likely a version behind, model wise, 100%. Yeah.
B
Like ChatGPT's. The free one is still. I think it's four, but it's not the four VO or whatever.
A
Exactly. So X has a new AI image generator that they'll make anything.
B
Yeah.
A
So they took off the guardrails, as Elon is known for doing, and said, hey, let's just see what happens. And it's crazy.
B
Yes.
A
So we've got Mickey Mouse make America great again with a cigarette in his hand and a beer.
B
Oh, my God.
A
It's crazy. You can basically type in whatever you want. You've got Barack Obama holding a knife to Joe Biden's neck.
B
Amazing. By the way. I love that all of the stuff that's so far out there is like, you know, pro gun, anti Disney, like all the things, you know.
A
Look at this. Elon Musk with AR15s. With Mickey Mouse.
B
With Mickey Mouse in front of a pixelated dead bodies. Oh, God. Dude. Why?
A
This is AI like Bill Gates doing like lines of cocaine, which seems like coming out of his nose.
B
Yeah. I was like, I don't know if the computer knows how cocaine works, but it doesn't usually cascade out of your nose.
A
But it's crazy. So I played around with it. I did this.
B
Is that my. That makes me very happy that this was AI.
A
So this is Kevin Rose eating a poodle.
B
This Is the best.
A
The poodle is not cooked. So this would be more the sushi version of poodle.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
Which we can get. Malcolm can get a shot of that there, by the way.
B
I'm very. I'm glad.
A
Alex Albrecht eating a squirrel.
B
First off, interesting version of Alex Albrecht. Kind of looks like Prager.
A
It got the hair right.
B
It did get the hair right.
A
Go back to the previous one. There's me eating a poodle.
B
By the way, you look like. You look like. You look very cool.
A
Thank you.
B
But you look like. Who's the guy from Ted Lasso?
A
Look at that.
B
Yeah, fucking Roy Kent.
A
Yeah, Roy Kent.
B
You look like fucking Roy Kent eating a poodle with Kevin Rose's hair.
A
Look at that. Look at that poor poodle.
B
By the way, interesting that it put you in a Dev situation.
A
Right? It knows I'm a hardcore engineer.
B
Yeah.
A
Oh, you're Kevin Rose with Machine Gun. Like, Machine Gun?
B
Yeah.
A
With. Let's see what it does. So, I mean, they've taken the rails off of it, which was inevitable.
B
But how far are the rails off?
A
Whoa, there's me with a machine gun.
B
I mean, that is not you. I mean, that is the Spanish language version of dignation. You with a machine gun. That is the guy they cast to play the Kevin Rose role.
A
I love that.
B
They were like, well, in, like, Barcelona.
A
They're like, well, you know, they still can have computers behind them. Like, they put me in the right stuff.
B
I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you. They know what you do.
A
Alice Albrecht as a clown with a machine gun and a poodle family.
B
Oh, this is amazing. I'm so excited for my poodle family.
A
This is just like.
B
Now, here's the question, okay? Before you see it, are the poodles clowns?
A
Yes. Oh, no. Oh, whoa. I'm next to you.
B
How did it put you in there? And am I just the clown from it? No, I think that. I think they think that's me.
A
Why do they think that's you? No, because I said Albert as a clown. So that's you.
B
Well, no, because I'm dressed as a clown and I have a poodle family with a machine gun.
A
This is very weird, but. So this is AI.
B
You know, we've seen Unbound.
A
Well, we've seen a lot of this. Like.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
There's like, little.
B
Yeah, what is it? Flux is one of the ones that you can download yourself.
A
You can roll your.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
So it's like people are pissed because they're like, oh, it's doing all these, like, harmful images, and I'm like, this is where we're all gonna go.
B
I know this is gonna be a thing. I think the reason why people are pissed is because it's so easily accessed, right? Because nobody's mad at Flux or Dall? E or any of these places that you can, like, roll your own on your thing and make your own versions of stuff. You know what I mean? Like, oh, my God, what is that?
A
I typed in dignation with guns, and there's a guy with a dignation shirt with an AR15.
B
Wow.
A
Okay.
B
And by the way, that logo is pretty close.
A
Pretty good.
B
I mean, it literally says dignation. Remember back in the day when you could not get. It would be, like, alien lettering.
A
Yeah. So, like, listen, if you come to one of our shows and we do.
B
A show in the future, just don't bring guns.
A
Don't bring guns, people.
B
Yeah.
A
Uh, it's interesting.
B
Are you signed in?
A
Yeah, I'm signed in my account.
B
And do you have to pay for this or is this just anything you want?
A
No, it's just built in. It's free.
B
Wow, that's crazy. That's crazy.
A
But it was bound to happen. Like, it was.
B
Oh, it's totally gonna happen, you know? What is that guy holding?
A
I don't know. Appellate is the new host. Like, it's some type of gun with a tripod.
B
Wait, what does that. What does that say?
A
I don't know. Tootation.
B
Catch of tootation.
A
Yeah, it's very strange, you know, AI is not perfect.
B
So this is the thing. I will say there's a AI guy. I wish I remembered his name. Oh, Matt Wolf, I think, who is a YouTube guy who does AI things. And it's really good because I used to periodically. I don't know why YouTube doesn't show me him anymore. Have you ever figured that? So I was never a real big YouTube guy. Like, for entertainment, I would, like, look things up like I wanted. Oh, how do I change the light bulb? Or what's. Oh, there's a new trailer. You know what I mean? I go to YouTube. My new Daily rhythm is I get up, I get myself a cup of coffee, I sit down in front of my TV and I watch YouTube.
A
Really?
B
It's the weirdest thing.
A
What do you watch?
B
A lot of Italian property tours. Because I'm don't move to Italy. Well, I'm potentially gonna get a real estate investment in Italy to do rentals in Italy. And then when it's off season, have a free place to stay in Italy. So a lot of Italian things like that. A lot of cooking stuff. Cause I love to cook, so I'm always looking at cooking stuff. And a lot of people renovating things. Like, we're gonna redo our kitchen, but then we want to redo our powder room. You know, we have that like half bath right off from the thing. Heather and I was. We're like, why don't we just. We're smart, we're good, capable people. Let's just fucking demo that bathroom.
A
Don't do that, dude.
B
Dude, let's just fucking do it. And then we'll just layer in the fucking thing. No, not yet.
A
Don't do it. Do it.
B
But how fun would that be?
A
I get it. But also it's like, right? I don't know. I like the idea, but at the same time, it's like there's certain things a professional's good for.
B
I mean, I think there's a lot of things that professionals are good for. Dentistry.
A
Dentistry, yeah.
B
Although I almost used a thing about a robot dentist. Did you guys see that thing?
A
No.
B
So there was this article, and maybe I'll just say this is the next thing, because why not? They had a robot that performed the first dental. I don't think it was a surgery, but procedure fully autonomously. It was not. There was no. It wasn't like a remote dentist that was doing it. It was a full on dental robot that performed a dental procedure. Whether it was a cleaning or what. I mean, cleaning would be rad. Like, how great would that be to be able to go into a fucking phone booth?
A
I always like to raise my hand, though, when it hurts. You ever get those little pain points.
B
Where maybe they give you a button?
A
Yeah.
B
So it's interesting. Yeah. I do. I call them zingers.
A
Zingers.
B
I do have them.
A
Do you get the little gas, the.
B
Little nitrous for a cleaning?
A
Yeah, it's like 30 bucks extra.
B
No, I don't even. That's never been offered to me.
A
That's fun.
B
I mean, it sounds fun. Ask them.
A
Just be like, hey, I'm anxiety. Okay.
B
Does somebody have to drive you home from that then?
A
No, no. It wears off in like five minutes.
B
Oh.
A
It just makes the cleaning, like the zingers go down from a 10 to like a 6.
B
Okay.
A
Yeah. It's kind of nice.
B
All right. All right. Nitrous.
A
Ox. It's like having like a little beer before you go in kind of thing.
B
Yeah. A little shot. A little shot in a brew before you go. Yeah. I get that. Yeah.
A
So it did it successfully, though. Like, it was like.
B
I mean, it sounded like it. The article didn't say, man dies under robotic with no teeth under robo table. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look.
A
Oh, there it is.
B
Yeah.
A
Shit.
B
And it says that he survived, right? Yeah.
A
I don't know how I feel about that.
B
Oh, there it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
It's interesting. Like, I mean, this is where it's all going though, you know? Everything's gonna be robots in the next 10 years.
B
Well, the funny thing is that to me, there are certain situations where I don't need a personal touch.
A
Right?
B
You know what I mean? Like, drive through at a restaurant. You know what I mean? Like, if I'm driving through, first off, I only drive through, like, fast food places when I'm like doing a road trip or something and we're like, fuck, we got it. I'm hungry. But like, we gotta. You know what I mean? To be honest. Oh, wow, look at that.
A
There it is.
B
Whoa. Oh, shit.
A
What's it doing?
B
Oh, that's like.
A
I see fingers in there, though. There's some humans.
B
Those are robots? Yes, actually, that is. It's probably a robot that has, like, robot hands. First off, that robot is just destroying that man's tooth. Yeah.
A
Why is that yellow?
B
Well, because he has fucked up teeth, hence the need of a robot.
A
All right, so holy shit. If you broke your leg and there was the option like human or robot to do it, what would you do?
B
Depends upon how good the robots have got.
A
Well, let's say the robots are pretty good.
B
Pretty good. Human robots are excellent at setting bones. Fucking robot man.
A
Yeah, same, same.
B
But you know what I mean, like, that's the thing is, like. So anyway, back to the quick, Back to the Matt Wolf thing. And then the next story, yeah, is actually about AI because it was super cool. I just saw this thing on TikTok, actually. I was like, oh, my God, that's rad. One of the things that Matt Wolf always says when he's showing things is he always says, and this is as bad as it will ever be. And that always blows my mind. It's like, oh, this AI generation. Yeah, it's not great with letters, but this is as bad as it will ever be.
A
That's right.
B
It will only ever get better. And to me, I go, God damn, that is exciting. Interesting. I've yet to get the scary. Like, I don't. I don't know. I, like, I understand why people get the scary, but, like, it's never been Like, I'm not. I don't. I don't know. It's like, it's never been that. Like, I don't think it's gonna be Terminator and fucking. You know what I mean?
A
Same with you.
B
So I've never. And maybe there will be a turn when something happens and then I go, ooh, my, uh. Oh, just came out.
A
Yeah. I mean, the thing that's about the scary is in the people that I've talked to that have done these things at a high level that put. I've talked to some people that build the guardrails for AI.
B
Yeah.
A
And what they tell me is that if you take the guardrails off, it will allow you to do scary things.
B
Sure.
A
And the scary things are mostly, like, damage to yourself or others. And so you would be able to say, like, for example, and this is not me saying, this is somebody. It was a buddy of mine.
B
Yep.
A
He said I could ask AI how to secretly kill myself without anyone knowing. Right. And it would give me the right chemicals and that would work. And then I'm like. In my head, I'm like, well, there's been a lot of really bad. Do you remember the Anarchist Cookbook that made you. Taught you how to make C4 and shit. Oh, yeah, There was like.
B
That was so a big thing when we were kids.
A
Oh, for sure. But there's always been, like, information out there that can cause harm.
B
Sure.
A
But you have to go hunting for it.
B
Yeah. 100%. Yeah.
A
I think as long as we're still in that state where it's just not like.
B
Where it's not like, hey, I'd like a new eating regime for weight loss. I'm this tall and that center is like, well, if you kill yourself, you could use this. Blah, blah, blah. You're like, oh, I mean, maybe I should think about that. I hadn't even thought about that.
A
Yeah. So it's. I think it's. It's always going to be there like, that. We can't put the genie back in the bottle.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, AI is out.
B
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
A
And there's going to be a bunch of bad shit that comes out of it, but, you know, hopefully we can protect our kids like we always have with all the bad shit.
B
It is really interesting. Yeah. 100%. And you're right. I mean, it's like, you know, nuclear bombs exist on the planet. We have figured out how to do that. You know what I mean? Like, yes, it's scary, and, yes, I hope that they don't you know, we don't shoot them at each other, but at the same time it's like, if that's what you're worried about, you're not going to be able to live your life. You know what I mean? I saw this video. So this guy, it's really cool and it's sort of circled the Internet many, many times, but it's this guy who basically goes, the thing to know is every hundred years there's only new people on the planet.
A
Ooh, that's interesting.
B
Every hundred years.
A
That's what Steve Jobs said. It's a great. The death is the great change agent.
B
Yeah, yeah, but. And he goes and he goes, and aren't we lucky that we get to be on the planet at the exact same time as these other people on the planet?
A
Well, 100%.
B
Like, it's never gonna be this combination of people, you know what I mean? Like, had you been born 100 years prior or post, we would never have made this show, you know what I mean? Like, and he was like. And he was like, think about that. And I think about that now more than I thought I would. Because when stuff like this happens, I'm like, yeah, but we're the only people that are going through this, right? We're the only people that will ever go through this. You know what I mean?
A
Yeah.
B
And it's just super interesting because it's like whenever I'm like, oh, I wonder what's going to happen with AI stuff. I'm always like, yeah, but isn't that fucking rad that like, I get to experience that?
A
No doubt.
B
Like, think about all the sci fi shit that came out in the 50s, 60s and 70s and 80s and 90s. And we just are doing that, right finally. Like video phone calls, you know what I mean? Like every frickin, you know, Total Recall. I watched Total Recall the other day. Heather hadn't seen it. And I watched Total Recall again the other day. So great. Total recalls.
A
Arnold schwarzenegger.
B
Arnold schwarzenegger. 88, maybe 89. All the people are using video phones. And I remember watching that when I was a kid and going, oh my God, that's crazy. That's crazy.
A
Oh, for sure.
B
It's impossible. It would never. You'll never be able to do a full face. And now it's like, fucking zoom is how people do work.
A
What do you think? In years, okay, your wildest prediction, what do you think is the craziest shit that will happen?
B
I mean, like your cancer.
A
Like, like, yeah, why would I want. No, no, no, like, that's important to do.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should be focusing on that.
A
I mean, just like, like what do you think is the wildest thing that you think you will see that is like changing?
B
Like.
A
I'll give him my example.
B
Yeah. Okay.
A
I think AI relationships are going to be a big thing.
B
Yeah. It's like her. The movie her.
A
Like the movie her.
B
Yeah.
A
But I think it'll go above and beyond, like just text and talk. I think there'll be like robots that you'll be able to be like, you know, you're walking, you're like, what's a robot?
B
I mean, sex spots are already a thing.
A
Yeah. But like, I mean, like one standing in a bar, I'm like, you know?
B
And you're like, all right, I didn't know about this whole sex bot thing, but I would like to put my penis in that.
A
That would very much could be a thing.
B
I. I'm gonna say that the thing that I was thinking was that was I wanna have sex with a robot. No, was fully regular robots. Your banker is a robot.
A
You're.
B
You know what I mean? I mean like you go into a bank and there's not gonna be someone sitting. Nobody's gonna go to a bank. Who's gonna go to a bank? I'm so such a luddite.
A
Would you like $10, please?
B
Yeah. Well, first of. I mean, that is funny. That is really funny. You're right. Because again, it goes back to every hundred years. It's only new people.
A
Right.
B
I don't need cash. I'm mad when I have to tip. Not mad. I don't like that I have to put my grubby hands on a five or ten dollar bill to give to the valet guy.
A
I like that.
B
No, how I paid for it completely cashless. How come I can't bump their fist or like hit their thing? No, not now. No, come out of the way.
A
I do Venmo with some of the valet guys.
B
You just go, venmo?
A
Yeah, they have venmos and stuff. Sometimes they do.
B
Sometimes.
A
Yeah.
B
But I'm excited for the time when we don't have to go because I.
A
Feel bad because I don't normally have cash and I'm like, thanks for the car, but I don't have any money.
B
I always have to have next time. You're like to say that. That's the worst. They just look at you and go like, you're a get you next time guy.
A
Exactly.
B
Even if you showed back up and went, here's one Hundred dollars. I'm the show dub. I'll hit you up next time, guy. They'd be like, no, you just think you're the show titan. You know what I mean?
A
They might be cool.
B
I mean maybe they'd be cool with it.
A
So the robot sex thing though is really fascinating. No, the reason why I think that it's really fascinating is because it's like.
B
Back to the robot sex thing.
A
No, it's like you have to imagine that that would be like a thing. Right.
B
So here's what I.
A
Cause robots are getting the point now. They showed off a demo last week. I saw where it was like there was a robot in your house doing dishes and shit. It was all AI driven.
B
Yep.
A
It had a five hour battery life.
B
And that's all you need for sex butts.
A
Granted it looked like a robot, so there was no attraction. Well, but like, you know, you put some fake skin on that shit, a.
B
Little silicone, like there's, there's.
A
That is going to be a thing.
B
What? You've seen the real dolls, right? I feel like we talked about real dolls like, yeah. Dignation episode 10.
A
Just like lifeless little.
B
No, but that's. You make that the exterior, right? And put the robo interior and that's. I mean, here's the thing that I will say. I think it will be helpful for that sort of segment of the population that just never connects. They just can't connect. Like for whatever reason, if it's like social awkwardness or whatever for those people on the planet to be able to have some semblance of an emotional connection with another being and a sexual connection with another being, that makes me very happy that that will happen. Do you know what I mean? I mean just rather than like a dude that's just gonna sit in his room and never touch a boob. You know what I mean? That makes me sad. I would fucking be devastated if that was me. You know what I mean? And I know that that is something that happens to a lot of people.
A
So let me ask you a question.
B
Yeah.
A
Five years from now we're doing live donation. Donation's back.
B
It's hot.
A
You're in your hotel room like you normally do.
B
I have to sleep somewhere?
A
Knock, knock, knock. I sent you two female robots and they're like, hi, Alex, can I come in? Is that cheating?
B
Okay, so here's the thing.
A
Can I come in?
B
Here's the thing. I'm going to tell you. I have an answer. I have a very specific answer. It is not cheating up until it feels like cheating. Meaning if you were like, knock, knock, knock. Here's a Fleshlight, first off, I'd be like, bro, what are we doing? But B, if I then was drunk enough to go, well, I mean, Kevin was nice to give me a Fleshlight, I might as well fuck it while I'm watching porn. No, no, but hear me. No, but. I know, I know, but hear me out. This is what I'm saying at that point. I'm not cheating.
A
Nothing.
B
No, but then you send me a robot, and, like. Let's just say you send me a robot, and it's like, clearly weird. Like, saying weird shit.
A
It smacks you in the face right away. It's like.
B
And I'll be like, first off, somebody got my preferences, right? Kevin. Kevin understands the.
A
Kevin sent me.
B
Yeah. And I'd be like, you're like, well, come in. And then I'm gonna think about this. I'm gonna have an existential conversation with myself in the bathroom, and then I'm gonna come out. But I think that there's a. I think there's a period. You know, there's like a.
A
But it can also do other things. Like, you could be like, hey, well, let's just play video games. And it'd be like, okay.
B
I mean, that's not cheating. With a human.
A
Like, that's fair.
B
Yeah. Now here's the question. Is she naked?
A
Is the robot naked while we close off?
B
Okay.
A
Cause I know you like those.
B
That's my thing. That's your thing. That is my thing.
A
And. And they're like, hey, hey, Heather's not around. Yeah, I'm a robot. It's not cheating. What do you do?
B
Could Heather be watching a live feed from the eyeballs? I don't know. This is all new territory.
A
I mean, I think if you wanted that, I'm sure they could livestream it.
B
The RMTP streaming service would work, like, in my. Like, that would. Well, yeah. Cause I don't know if I would want that. Just, like, that's not cheating. I'm just watching this robot rail. My wife. You're like, I don't want this.
A
All the other side. You gotta watch it.
B
That's what I'm saying.
A
Oh, my God.
B
But then that's the thing. If I push certification, it's like, opening up.
A
You're just watching a fucking robot.
B
Oh, my God.
A
Your wife.
B
Oh, my God. I'd be like, kevin, what is happening? So there you go. If I feel that way, then I think it would. Yeah, it would feel like cheating.
A
Bad idea. Bad idea. I retract everything. Like, it's just a horrible idea.
B
But I feel like when you flip.
A
It and you think that's why that's the thing.
B
Yeah. Robo. Fiabio. Fiabio.
A
All right, let's move on.
B
All right.
A
Nvidia.
B
Nvidia. Okay. So speaking of AI.
A
Yeah.
B
This popped up and I was like, oh, my God. I think Gamescom, there was some siggraph I think just happened. So Nvidia, as you guys know, or potentially know, because everybody knows about Nvidia on the planet now, instead of just gamers where it used to be. They're a graphics card manufacturer, but also a chip manufacturer, and they basically build the sort of biggest and baddest AI chips. Of course, as of right now. And it's been very interesting. Honestly, Nvidia has been the biggest, like, the most interesting sort of twist on AI for me, because I've known Nvidia for years as the graphics card dude.
A
I had to remind you, we.
B
Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about this.
A
Alex forgot about this. But literally, about 15 years ago, Alex and I were the premier, like, head event of the Nvidia conference.
B
Yeah. And we did a live dignation in San Jose. Right.
A
And they gave us the highest in graphics cards in San Jose.
B
It's so great. And it was so funny because I totally forgot that we did an actual Nvidia.
A
You remember I texted you?
B
Yeah.
A
I was like, if we had just invested in Nvidia stock at that point and wrote it out Today, we'd have $28 million apiece. I was like, something crazy.
B
I was like, oh, God damn it. Don't say things like that. So here's the thing. To me, it's been the most interesting because, A, they're still innovating in the graphics card space for computer graphics and video games, which is building a new.
A
Computer, by the way.
B
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
A
I text you with Will Harlan. We're all. We're building one.
B
I know I need to get a new one or at least an upgraded one, because I did it a couple years ago. Fucking love it. Fucking love it. My Corsair 5000D airflow model case. It's fucking fantastic. Anyway. But my graphics card, speaking of Nvidia, is still a 3080, so it's now old anyway. But they have done. Because first they started kind of doing like, hey, our graphics cards are really good at AI. Okay, well, let's start sort of leaning into that. And then really became the AI uber company for chips. But Then they started adding AI stuff into their video game card sort of suite. And so, like, the first one was the one where you can do a. Or maybe not the first one, but the first one I was aware of was when they had this thing where you could do video calls. And the AI would be making sure that your eyes were always looking at the camera in real time. In real time.
A
Yeah.
B
So you would be staring at your screen looking at the other person you're talking to, but the AI would be in the background in real time, making it look like you were spiking the camera, which is crazy. And awesome application. It looks so real.
A
Totally.
B
You would never know. So one of the things that they just announced, or at least I just saw, I'm not sure exactly when they. I mean, this was August 11th, but. Or August 14th, my birthday. They announced this thing called Nvidia Edify. It does a lot of stuff, but the thing that blew my mind was that it can generate 3D modeled objects in real time. So think about playing a video game fully 3D unreal engine. Everything looks great. You walk in and you, you know, you're interacting with. I mean, we know this is coming where you're interacting with an npc, but that the NPC is actually an LLM and AI chat. So you're just like, what do you want to do in this room? You know what I mean? But then you say, like, I would like, you know, give me a blah, blah, blah. I'll just show you a little bit of this. Like, I'll take a beer. And it goes, okay, here's your beer. And the beer is completely 3D generated and meshed and all this stuff in real time. Look at this. All these assets are being generated in real time. And then you can say like, oh, put me in gaming. Yeah. The environment is being done in real time.
A
So it's like, it is true. So, like, I'll go. What you're saying is, let me just like do the tldr.
B
Yeah.
A
What you're saying is like classic gaming.
B
Yeah.
A
You walk into a bar.
B
Yep.
A
And you say, the bartender's like, hey, welcome to the bar, blah, blah. And in reality program there is like whiskey, beer, blah, blah, blah. And you could be like all of.
B
The 3D items in that space.
A
Hey, give me a monkey 47 gin. It's like, yep. Oh, monkey 47. What a great company. They were founded. And blah, blah, blah. Here you go with a bottle that looks just like it.
B
And you could.
A
And you're like, fuck, this is like Adapting to what I want, building dynamically.
B
3D objects in real time and texturizing them to be able to be used in video games. And not only that, forget the real time nature of it in an actual game. One of the biggest hurdles for a game designer, like let's say you come up with an idea for a game, right? We know that Mid journey exists and AI generation exists and you can make all these things, but you can make 2D images. So let's say you go, oh, I really want this to take place in this room, right? Like a house, like this. I want a couch. You can either go out and try to buy a pack of couches to even see if you like the idea, right? But think about rapid, not data testing. What the fuck is that called? Prototyping. So rapid game prototyping, where you're like, no, I want there to be a table with a chandelier so I can see if this is a fun experience. Make me a table and a chandelier. And now I can put that into my game and I can test it in real time.
A
Let me ask you, do you think that game development eventually becomes like, almost like prompt based?
B
So that's already happening where people can literally prompt one of the things. There's another guy that I follow, I can't remember his name unfortunately. Sorry. But one of the things that he tests LLMs is whenever a new LLM came out and when Facebook just came out with theirs three weeks ago, maybe a month ago, something like that. A new LLM. Yeah, yeah, he tested it and one of the first things he tests is write me the game Snake. Remember Snake from the old cell phones? Write me a game Snake in Python. That's the first question he asks. And he just copies and pastes it into a encoder and runs it or emulator and runs it. And it's crazy. It's almost always the game Snake that's crazy. And he's playing it and yeah, it's rudimentary, but like that's a game. He's asking the LLM to write a game. He.
A
So you. I get what you're saying. So if you extrapolate this out 10 years, it is what I just described where it's like, I want to. I want an action adventure game with like cowboys, blah, blah. This is the scene. Like there is a world within our lifetime where anyone could be able to create a game.
B
Yeah, 100%.
A
It's limited to your imagination.
B
100%. So Roblox, I don't know if you Know much about Roblox?
A
I mean, I've never heard of it.
B
You've never heard of Roblox? But I didn't realize that there was this whole subgenre store where people were creating their own Roblox games and making a poop ton of money on them. But Roblox a couple of years ago put this AI coding thing in it where you could literally just ask the inside the Roblox game engine builder. You could literally just type, I, you know, I want, you know, particles to be falling out of the sky and it would just go. And then you hit play and literally just particles would be falling out of the sky and then you'd be like, okay, make them, you know, 10 second intervals. And now it's 10 second intervals. Okay. I want, you know, add me some enemies and it's writing all this code for you inside the game engine. Yeah, that to me is, I mean, we're almost here.
A
It's the precipice of some crazy shit. Like within the next three to five years for sure.
B
Oh yeah. Six months. Yeah, well, because it's always, you know, what do they say now? It's getting 10 times better every six months or something like that.
A
Every second or something. Okay, next story. This is gonna blow your mind.
B
I'm ready to be blown.
A
This is the best story of the day. Okay, so I'm a fan of Android and you know, we've had our differences, me and Android.
B
Yes.
A
You've seen me go back and forth between iPhone.
B
I've seen the Kevin Rose oscillation.
A
Okay. So one of the things that I have been on the lookout for is an Android phone that provides.
B
Conversation.
A
That was surprise. That provides a little bit of a minimalist interface.
B
Okay.
A
I want it to be more like less tech and more just kind of like just utilitarian, but also like a retro throwback.
B
So you've done this a lot, right? Because didn't you have the paper?
A
No, I had the light phone.
B
Yes.
A
Back in the day.
B
Yes. Years ago.
A
Right, exactly. So there's a company that's been out a little bit. I have a phone that is unreleased in the United States right now and.
B
They'Re letting you show me on the.
A
First time you get to see it. So.
B
I love unreleased shit.
A
There's a company called Nothing.
B
Okay.
A
You heard of Nothing?
B
No.
A
Okay, so Nothing.
B
I've heard nothing about Nothing.
A
Nothing does minimalist Android phones, okay. And so they take Android and they rewrite the interface to like something super clean and crisp. Mal, you might want to get some, like, behind the scenes shots of this stuff.
B
He's getting ready.
A
This is what's called their two A plus.
B
Dude. That's a cool.
A
Looking back, they expose all the electronics. So this is actually the power charger.
B
Oh, wow.
A
So you actually get to see the full back of that. So that's like where the actual coil is for charging it. And then they've got two cameras up front. And then this is the interface. So it's like super minimal. That's my home time. That's Tokyo time. That's the date I can turn on. Do not disturb, mostly sunny. So everything. Permission needed. Let me say allow here. 8,000 steps per day. Sounds good.
B
Oh, that's here.
A
And as I walk more. The little guy, pixelated guy gets more happy.
B
Dude.
A
It's all like, so, dude, this is a 24 millimeter mono camera. So I can tap that. I'm in mono camera mode.
B
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
A
So, like, I can take a picture of you real quick. And then, like, I've got mono camera Mode.
B
That's amazing.
A
24 millimeter. And then I can define that so I can go in and be like, okay, widget settings. I want this to be, you know.
B
Oh, yeah. Choose lens.
A
Choose lens. I want 50 megapixels. 12 megapixels.
B
50 megapixels. You just took a 50 megapixel.
A
Exactly. So it's like this is the 35 millimeter road trip version. So this is more like. That's more the road trip style. So it's got the, like, slightly retro kind of.
B
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
To it, which is awesome. And then they've got like all these widgets. So everything is like a widget, right? So if you're like.
B
So it's not like an app. It's. They're all.
A
So they've got like all these, like, fun widgets where you're like, I want a camera widget, I want a clock widget. I want community headlines, a compass. Like all these different things, right? And they're all, like, pixelated, like kind of.
B
Yeah, really cool vibe.
A
Yes, super cool vibe. I think this is the coolest minimalist kind of like, thing. So watch this. I say drag that out. Boom. And then if I had any more appointments, it would show me all my appointments right here, all pixelated. And then it's just like, if I want to say, okay, you know, this is a little too big. Let me resize this. You know, you can make them different sizes.
B
Oh, that's cool.
A
So, yeah, it's like, it's just pretty awesome. When the date changes, you have to flip it over yourself. Like, it's just fun, you know? And everything's like super fast and clean. I love this because it's what I want, which is minimal. Kind of like simple Android.
B
Yeah.
A
But yet you can still access the whole app store and get all the normal apps that you want, you know?
B
So is there any limitation to what. What can be installed on it?
A
No, you can install anything you want.
B
So it's basically like, here, I'm going to give you this really small.
A
Really?
B
Or not small, but a real minimalist vibe. You can add on the complications if you want.
A
Exactly.
B
Interesting.
A
And so they're all like these really cool little widgets. Like, look at this one here. Watch this. So I'm going to drag out the recorder. And so I'll say terms and conditions. Okay, record looks good. And then I'll say. Actually, let me add that out again. Widgets. Let's see where it was. Recorder, Recorder, right here. And then you can just drag it out.
B
And then sound for your mic. Oh, select audio. Oh, wait, no, there he goes. Okay.
A
Okay. So then I can just hit that. And now I'm recording audio, like, built into the widget. No extra, like, third party shit. And saved it.
B
Interesting.
A
And it's like. But like, how dope is that? Like. And this is their news widget. Watch this.
B
Welcome to Nothing News. I'm Tim the cfo, and I'm here to bring you all the latest on, well, nothing. Because who doesn't love a good dose of nothing every day? Denounce this butch. Kicking off today's episode, the East Bronx is set to undergo a significant transformation.
A
So there's like, Nothing news.
B
That's so interesting.
A
It's like, it's like this kind of like. Like minimalist kind of phone vibe.
B
Yeah.
A
And they're beautiful.
B
Let me see. By the way, does it have a case?
A
I'm getting a case in the mail. But just so people know, like, I have no investment in this.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Like, this is just like. Because I thought it was cool, but now with the cool thing is about with RCS coming to Apple. Oh, right now you can text without that weird bubble SMS shit.
B
The shame of green.
A
The shame. Well, it's still gonna be green, but.
B
It'S a shame of. It's still gonna be green, whatever that bullshit is.
A
But stickers.
B
It's amazing, dude. I think of all the minimalist phones that you've had, that's the coolest for sure.
A
For sure. I just, like, I'm happy that, like, the one thing that they've tried to do is say, okay, you know, we want you to really focus on being present. They have. Oh, here's one that's really cool. Check this out. You'll love this. So you can go in here and you can be like, okay, I want to add a widget. And you can say, this one is my favorite. Or it is screen time.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
And then I can say, okay, I'm gonna drag this little phone out here. Right.
B
Okay.
A
And I'm gonna put a new screen. And this phone is smiling right now. Right. You see it's smiling. So I can go in. I can hold it down. I can say widget settings. And I say my daily limit should be three hours a day on my phone.
B
So it gets sadder.
A
Sadder as the freaking. As I use.
B
That's so smart. All right, that's probably enough.
A
I think we're done.
B
This has been lovely. Yeah, it's been amazing. Thank you for letting us drink your wine.
A
It's so fun to do this.
B
I know. God, dude, it's so.
A
It's.
B
Yeah, it's.
A
It's.
B
It's very fun.
A
It's very fun. It's like a blast in the past, but also, it feels like it was just yesterday that we were doing.
B
Honestly, a buddy of mine emailed me and was like, dude, I'm so excited. I haven't talked to him in ages. And he was like, I'm so excited that you're doing Daily. She's so great. And I was like, honestly, it felt. It was so interesting because it felt like it had been so long, but also felt like there was no time had passed.
A
Yeah. It's the weirdest thing, honestly. That's what you know about good friendships.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
It's like, you know, we've always had, like, a fun. Just like, chemistry, obviously.
B
Yeah.
A
And it's like I was immediately like that too. It's like I was like, oh, fuck.
B
Like, we're back in it. And I had to get a fucking. What was that tennis game that we played in the. Oh, Xbox Tennis. Yeah, we gotta get some weird. It was.
A
That was an Xbox.
B
It wasn't. I thought it was like an Xbox. It was. It was like a game console arcade thing in the. Somebody from G4 knows back in the day. What was that thing in the lobby with the tennis? You remember, like, freaking Paul Block. We get mad at us because we.
A
Played tennis all the time.
B
Yeah, he'd come out and be like, it's stop playing tennis. We're like, wow, it's really fun.
A
Yeah.
B
Anyway, all right, it's fun. Thank you guys so much for coming and watching. It's been a hoot, as it were.
A
Where should we tell people to go subscribe to get updates?
B
I mean, I think the easiest, if you think it's going to come through, is the YouTube channel. The dignation YouTube channel. Because that's the one thing we know right now we're gonna have hands on.
A
We're close.
B
I don't know where we're gonna put out the audio if they're watching this.
A
And they probably have already got a way to get it.
B
Well, but, yeah, but I mean, I would say you should probably subscribe to the YouTube channel.
A
We should probably create like an email newsletter, like a substack or something. I know the folks over there. Yeah, we'll just do dignation, but check the show notes. We don't know if we can do that yet, but we'll figure out a way to.
B
By the way, I love that you just said show notes as if. If somebody's gonna make show notes.
A
No, AI does now. And mouse.
B
Mouse, AI.
A
Here's what I do. I take it into descript, I think, transcribe it.
B
Amazing.
A
And then I drop it into freaking AI. And AI is like, show notes right here.
B
Oh, my God, that is so.
A
It works, dude.
B
The future.
A
By the way, Glenn Lynn's here.
B
I know. That's what I heard.
A
No, and so we gotta have him over next time.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
A
So we'll have Glenn over. Prager's been here. We'll get the whole crew back together. I think that's pretty much the entire crew.
B
Literally just those three people.
A
Four people. Is there anybody else? Oh, Keith.
B
Well, but I mean, I know it's lots of things. Don't say.
A
Okay.
B
It's all good.
A
Keith.
B
Keith. Guys, it's lovely seeing you all again. And by the way, if you've noticed, as in all episodes, as you get closer to the end, more stuff is revealed.
A
See you soon.
Podcast Summary: Diggnation (Rebooted) – Episode: "Alex's Elevator Sexy Time #002"
Release Date: September 2, 2024
Hosts: Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht
Duration: Approximately 81 Minutes
After a 15-year hiatus, Diggnation returns with fresh energy and an array of new topics. Hosts Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht rekindle their chemistry, reminiscing about past episodes and expressing excitement for the show's revival.
Alex Albrecht [00:43]: "Hello, everybody, and welcome to Diggnation V2 Episode 2."
Kevin Rose [02:08]: "Stick tuned. That's... I'm just using my vernacular from 2025, 2005, which is when we launched."
The conversation kicks off with the hosts sharing their latest wine experiences. Kevin introduces Saint Quinon wine, while Alex humorously recounts receiving a shipment of wine under somber circumstances.
Kevin Rose [03:02]: "I've got some Saint Quinon wine, which I didn't bring in a bottle. But I have a decanting, and so it's very nice."
Alex Albrecht [03:21]: "Someone died. And it wasn't a family member."
Their discussion delves into the challenges and humorous mishaps associated with drinking, including Daria’s allergic reaction to red wine.
Alex Rose [04:01]: "And you know how I like to drink. And so I got the wine. Got a bunch of bottles that are in, like, the '80s and shit."
Transitioning to personal care, Kevin shares his recent visit to the dermatologist focused on aging and skincare without resorting to Botox. He explores the concept of vampire facials, highlighting their scientific basis and personal experiences.
Kevin Rose [09:30]: "I want to stay looking a little bit young. But I don't want to do Botox."
Alex Albrecht [13:15]: "It's like this is the shit."
Kevin explains the process of vampire facials, involving PRP (Platelet-Rich Plasma) and micro-needling to naturally reduce wrinkles and enhance skin texture.
Kevin Rose [14:18]: "It's kind of cool because it's not Botox. It's not something foreign. It's your own body's healing process."
The hosts shift focus to the precarious nature of insurance in California, particularly emphasizing a concerning incident involving National Public Data. They discuss the implications of drone surveillance by insurance companies and the broader issue of data breaches affecting millions.
Alex Rose [17:37]: "A woman’s insurance canceled after a drone flies over her home."
Kevin Rose [19:07]: "Insurance companies are wanting to back out."
Alex recounts a personal story about losing his home insurance due to missed inspections, highlighting the fragility of relying solely on insurance in disaster-prone areas.
Alex Rose [21:12]: "They literally canceled my plan, and I had no insurance for three weeks."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the advancements in Artificial Intelligence. The hosts delve into Grok by Xai (Elon Musk’s AI project), AI image generators, and Nvidia’s pivotal role in AI chip manufacturing.
Kevin Rose [40:16]: "Grok is built on Twitter. It's Xai's thing, Elon Musk's AI project."
Alex Albrecht [64:15]: "Nvidia has been the most interesting twist on AI for me."
They discuss the capabilities and ethical considerations of AI-generated images, referencing humorous and bizarre outputs from unrestricted AI models.
Alex Rose [43:03]: "Kevin Rose eating a poodle... The poodle is not cooked. So this would be more the sushi version of poodle."
Furthermore, Kevin highlights Nvidia’s contributions to real-time 3D object generation and the future of AI in game development, envisioning a landscape where game creation becomes prompt-based and highly accessible.
Kevin Rose [66:14]: "Nvidia Edify can generate 3D modeled objects in real time."
Alex Rose [70:34]: "Within the next three to five years... anyone could be able to create a game. It's limited to your imagination."
Shifting gears to consumer technology, Alex introduces the Nothing Phone—a minimalist Android device with a retro aesthetic. He showcases its clean interface, customizable widgets, and transparent design elements, emphasizing simplicity without compromising functionality.
Alex Rose [72:54]: "Nothing does minimalist Android phones, okay. They rewrite the interface to something super clean and crisp."
Kevin Rose [73:50]: "It's like, everything's super fast and clean. I love this because it's what I want, which is minimal."
The hosts explore the phone's features, such as interactive widgets and real-time updates, aligning with their desire for a utilitarian yet stylish device.
Alex Rose [75:03]: "Everything is like a widget. I want my daily limit should be three hours a day on my phone. Sadder as I use more."
In a thought-provoking segment, the hosts speculate on the integration of AI in everyday life, from AI-driven personal relationships to autonomous robots performing tasks traditionally reserved for humans. They discuss potential ethical dilemmas and the impact on human connections.
Kevin Rose [56:37]: "I think AI relationships are going to be a big thing. Like the movie 'Her'."
Alex Rose [58:51]: "Robots that you'll be able to... you're walking, you're like, what's a robot?"
Alex reflects on the balance between technological advancement and maintaining genuine human interactions, pondering scenarios where AI could both enhance and complicate personal relationships.
Kevin Rose [62:56]: "But it's all new territory."
Towards the episode's conclusion, Kevin and Alex reflect on their enduring friendship and the seamless transition back into hosting Diggnation. They express gratitude towards their audience and outline future plans, including potential collaborations and guest appearances.
Alex Rose [78:36]: "It's the weirdest thing, honestly. That's what you know about good friendships."
Alex Rose [81:20]: "We just gotta have him over next time. We'll have Glenn over. Prager's been here."
AI Advancements: The episode provides an insightful look into the rapid progression of AI technologies, highlighting both their innovative potential and the ethical challenges they present.
Data Privacy Concerns: The discussion on insurance and data breaches underscores the increasing vulnerability of personal information in the digital age.
Minimalist Tech Trend: Introducing the Nothing Phone reflects a growing trend towards minimalist, user-centric technology that prioritizes simplicity and functionality.
Personal Connections vs. Technology: The hosts contemplate the future interplay between AI and human relationships, emphasizing the importance of maintaining genuine connections amidst technological integration.
Revival of Classic Shows: The successful return of Diggnation after a long hiatus illustrates the enduring appeal of nostalgic and conversational podcast formats.
Kevin Rose on AI Relationships:
"I think AI relationships are going to be a big thing. Like the movie 'Her'."
[56:37]
Alex Albrecht on Vampire Facials:
"It's kind of cool because it's not Botox. It's not something foreign. It's your own body's healing process."
[14:18]
Kevin Rose on Insurance Challenges:
"They literally canceled my plan, and I had no insurance for three weeks."
[21:12]
Alex Rose on Minimalist Phones:
"Nothing does minimalist Android phones, okay. They rewrite the interface to something super clean and crisp."
[72:54]
Diggnation (Rebooted) Episode #002, "Alex's Elevator Sexy Time," offers a blend of personal anecdotes, technological discourse, and reflective conversations. Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht successfully revive the beloved podcast, delivering content that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. From wine tales and skincare routines to deep dives into AI and minimalist technology, the episode caters to a diverse range of interests, ensuring its appeal to both longtime fans and new listeners alike.
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