3 long-lost cousins walk into a bar

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley

Episode: "3 Long-Lost Cousins Walk Into a Bar"

Host: Grace O'Malley
Guests: Liam Dalton, Aaron McCann
Date: January 8, 2026
Location: Live from a New York bar

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Episode Overview

In this lively and irreverent episode, Grace O’Malley kicks off the new year in true “Disgraceful” fashion—hosting from a bar with comedians and friends Liam Dalton and Aaron McCann. The gang reminisces about wild family shows, attempts at sobriety, comedian mishaps, and the quirks of Irish-American camaraderie. They dig into their favorite (and most chaotic) moments of the past year, play signature bar games, and showcase their comedic chemistry—anchoring the episode with candid honesty, self-roasting, and lightning-speed banter.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. New Year, New (Attempted) Resolutions

Timestamp [01:00 – 02:00]

• Grace kicks off the episode in a bar, joking about starting the podcast in various locations and their collective affinity for drinking at all life events.
• Jokes abound about doing entire life routines—doctor’s appointments included—at bars.
• [03:21] Grace: “Since it is the beginning of the new year, let’s get a little sentimental for a second...what are your top three favorite things that happened this year?”

2. Hometown Boston Shows & The “Sober” Tour

Timestamp [03:32 – 07:17]

• Grace and the boys recall the family trip to Boston for Grace’s stand-up tour—sold-out shows, family reunions, and chaotic green room energy.
• Aaron tried to go sober for a year, “betting” $1000 with a friend. He lasted two weeks.
• Grace admits to having little understanding back then of sobriety, later appreciating the struggle after her own two-month stint.
• [05:32] Aaron, on Grace’s lack of support: “If you make it through this weekend, I’ll never talk to you.”

3. Drinking Culture, Family Quirks & Irish Traditions

Timestamp [07:40 – 10:13]

• Stories of “falling off the wagon” in front of family—especially Grace’s Da, who breaks his own sobriety with the excuse, “Throat was dry.”
• Discussion on family bans (like “no vodka” for Grace, for survival reasons).
• Reflections on how social drinking is ritualized, and the pressure to stick to “your drink” after a certain age.
• [09:10] Aaron: “As if there’s no water, there’s no sod. He’s like, yes. The only thing they have here.”

4. The Art of Ordering Drinks & Bar Etiquette

Timestamp [10:28 – 13:05]

• Banter on the social politics of ordering drinks at a bar (Aaron’s “just order for everyone” strategy, Liam’s indecision).
• The comedy of being picky at packed bars, and the rules of freeloading off an “orderer.”

5. Iconic Boston Memories: Sobriety Breaking, Pool Parties, and Puffer Coats

Timestamp [13:26 – 17:34]

• Aaron’s breakup and abrupt transition from heartbreak to Boston’s wild nightlife.
• [14:06] Liam (on Aaron): “He goes from being sober to shit-faced, Boston girls throwing themselves at him. He’s in a pool vaping. He turns into a finance bro in Miami.”
• Aaron’s childlike glee at buying his “first ever winter coat,” leading to confusion between Grace’s mom and sister.

6. Sober(ish) Adventures and Technological Fails

Timestamp [19:09 – 21:36]

• The trio shares surreal encounters with Waymo self-driving cars—Aaron accidentally falls asleep and is jarringly awakened by the car's “AAI” voice.
• [19:53] Grace: “He’s just saying sorry to an ominous voice.”

7. “America is Aaron’s Disneyland”

Timestamp [20:49 – 21:04]

• Aaron’s awe at American city life—bagels, pizza, and everyday urban quirks.
• Liam: “America is Aaron’s Disneyland.”

8. New Year’s Resolutions & Comedy About Failing to Keep Them

Timestamp [22:00 – 24:14]

• The group openly mocks the idea of “locking in” resolutions, noting their talent for public declarations and quick relapses.
• [23:08] Grace: “Hey, listen, you put it out there. It just didn’t manifest. Relapse in style.”

9. Bar Games, Improvs, and “Take a Lap”

Timestamp [31:17 – 37:45]

• Group improvises characters from a hat (“mobster wannabe,” “bachelor party casualty,” “first-timer at a bar”).
• Grace introduces the “Take a Lap” game: call out someone for a dumb move, everyone cheers as they lap the bar.
• [29:24] Aaron: “It got to the point where people were getting so excited, people just started smashing...much energy for what’s happening.”

10. Ideal Night Out Scenarios

Timestamp [38:02 – 42:58]

• Liam wants a family-and-friends dinner with a lively but manageable bar crawl.
• Grace prefers an all-day beach/boat/party extravaganza.
• Subtle roast of each other's social stamina and “impulsivity” (Aaron is called the king of sudden adventures).

11. Two Truths and a Lie

Timestamp [50:43 – 61:00]

• Hilarious deception and deduction games (“I had six jobs by 16,” “Jennifer Lopez at my house,” etc.).
• Aaron’s real claim to fame: Tyler, The Creator saw his stand-up after a forum invite.
• [60:22] Aaron: “FormSpring was something that you could write on someone’s page and say things anonymously, but you chose not to be anonymous.”

12. Rapid-Fire Trivia, Who’s Most Likely, and Shout-Outs

Timestamp [61:17 – 99:07]

• Whiteboard trivia: American Idol judges, Kim Kardashian’s shortest marriage, pop culture nuggets.
• “Who’s More Likely To”—the gang blames each other (and the unseen Nora) for being impulsive, spilling secrets, or holding grudges.
• [78:56] Aaron: “I couldn’t think of either of you because I've never heard either of you hold a grudge against someone, so I just picked Nora.”

13. Disgraceful Receipts: Embarrassing Old Photos

Timestamp [83:38 – end]

• Grace’s sister and “HR” Nora finds cringeworthy childhood photos of each guest, who must explain themselves (from accidental underwear photos to wannabe One Direction looks).
• The segment wraps with riotous shout-outs—to family members, local legends, old teachers, odd pizzeria owners, and even feuding childhood friends.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [05:32] Aaron, on Grace’s lack of support:
  “If you make it through this weekend, I’ll never talk to you.”

• [09:10] Aaron, on Grace’s Da breaking sobriety:
  “As if there’s no water, there’s no sod. He’s like, yes. The only thing they have here.”

• [14:06] Liam, on Aaron’s Boston pivot:
  “He goes from being sober to shit-faced...finance bro in Miami. Out of nowhere, he's in the hot tub with a vape.”

• [19:53] Grace, on Aaron in the Waymo:
  “He’s just saying sorry to an ominous voice.”

• [20:49] Liam
  “America is Aaron’s Disneyland.”

• [23:08] Grace, on not keeping resolutions:
  “You put it out there. It just didn’t manifest. Relapse in style.”

• [29:24] Aaron, on “Take a Lap”:
  “It got to the point where people were getting so excited, people just started smashing.”

• [60:22] Aaron
  “FormSpring was something that you could write on someone’s page and say things anonymously but you chose not to be anonymous.”

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Important Timestamps & Segments

• [01:00] – Bar-based life aspirations
• [03:32] – Reminiscing Boston stand-up trip
• [04:34] – Sober(ish) bets & support
• [07:40] – Breaking family sobriety
• [10:28] – Bar ordering quirks
• [13:26] – Boston, heartbreak, winter coat joy
• [19:09] – Waymo, technology & sleep fail
• [20:49] – America is Aaron’s Disneyland
• [22:00] – Resolutions, relapse
• [29:24] – Take a Lap game explanation
• [31:17] – Bar improv skits
• [38:02] – Ideal night out
• [50:43] – Two Truths and a Lie
• [61:17] – Trivia & who’s most likely
• [83:38] – Disgraceful Receipts/cringe photos
• [96:24] – Liam’s rapid-fire shout-outs
• [99:26] – Teaser for solo deep-dives with each guest

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Tone and Style

Consistently loose, quick-witted, and self-aware—the episode showcases the trio’s Irish-American humor, love of bits, and genuine friendship. They are unguarded in their storytelling, always ready to turn vulnerability or embarrassment into a punchline. The mix of sentimental recollections, friendly roasts, and improv games create a raucous, highly replayable hangout vibe—the kind of “comedy in a bar” Grace set out to capture.

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Summary

This episode of Disgraceful is the epitome of what the show promises: a rowdy, heartfelt, and open-ended modern Irish comedy hang at its most honest. Whether recounting failed sober stints, reliving family misadventures on the road, or riffing through trivia and bar games, Grace and her guests serve up a timeless reel of comic chaos.

Highlight: The trio plans to return for more individualized, deep-dive episodes—a prospect any listener of this one will eagerly await.

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Transcript

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[Aaron McCann]

What is your guys's 2026 resolutions?

[Grace]

I'm gonna walk the in.

[Aaron McCann]

Walk to what?

[Grace]

I'm gonna lock the in lock.

[Aaron McCann]

I thought you said I'm gonna walk to tonight.

[Liam Dalton]

Honestly, that's kind of funny.

[Aaron McCann]

That'd be a nice, beautiful.

[Grace]

I'm gonna do that too.

[Aaron McCann]

You should do a charity walk the.

[Grace]

I'm gonna what? Hey, guys. Welcome back to Disgraceful. Welcome into the new year. It's 2026, and what better way to start the new year off than with my fellas, but my boys, my dogs, my inbred Irishman. First up, we've got Liam.

[Liam Dalton]

Hello.

[Grace]

What's your last name?

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, Mally.

[Grace]

Oh, okay, cool. And then we've got Aaron.

[Aaron McCann]

What's the cracker of it?

[Grace]

What's Your last name?

[Aaron McCann]

McCann.

[Grace]

McCann. So I only did that to set up to see how you say your last name.

[Aaron McCann]

McCann.

[Grace]

McCann.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah. My name is Liam Dalton. You do that because you mess up his name every time.

[Aaron McCann]

Yes.

[Grace]

What do you say? McCon.

[Liam Dalton]

I've heard you say McCain.

[Grace]

McCain.

[Aaron McCann]

McCon's my Jamaican cousin.

[Grace]

It's close to the pecan. Well, welcome in, boys.

[Aaron McCann]

Thanks for having us.

[Grace]

Yeah. And we're, as you've noticed, we're at a bar. I didn't know you could just do that. I. I didn't know you. I could just say, oh, guess what? Actually, I want to do it in a bar and get drunk with my friends. That's like kind of the most ideal thing.

[Liam Dalton]

From now on, every week, Grace is going to be. I want to do it in the bar.

[Grace]

Yeah, I think we should try another bar. Like give every. Every ethnicity a different Chance. And we're always going to come back to this one.

[Liam Dalton]

You seem so inclusive, but really, you're just an alcoholic.

[Grace]

Y.

[Liam Dalton]

Do my doctor's appointment at a bar.

[Aaron McCann]

You don't do everything at the bar. There's not a task you wouldn't rather do at a bar.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, true.

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

Do your grocery shopping, do it in the phone. Get Pesh to the bar.

[Liam Dalton]

You get your iron right here.

[Aaron McCann]

So every time I call my families when I'm in the bar.

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

You ever get so pissed you actually read into your family WhatsApp group?

[Grace]

No, I don't have WhatsApp. You European.

[Aaron McCann]

What do you guys use for group chats?

[Grace]

IMessage. Yeah. And you do it with us.

[Aaron McCann]

What about if someone in the family is an Android?

[Liam Dalton]

We're in a group chat.

[Grace]

We have blue text going on. But what if.

[Aaron McCann]

What if one of the o' Malleys has a Android?

[Grace]

They wouldn't.

[Aaron McCann]

That's excommunicated.

[Grace]

Would not be my family member. Did you get an iPhone when you moved here?

[Aaron McCann]

No, I had an iPhone. I had an iPhone before.

[Grace]

So he's binge ripping.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah. You don't have to brag.

[Aaron McCann]

No, I'm sorry.

[Liam Dalton]

Damn.

[Grace]

Well, fellas, since it is the beginning of the new year, let's get a little sentimental for a second. Oh, what are your top three favorite things that happened this year?

[Liam Dalton]

Going to Boston with you a year ago.

[Grace]

Yeah, I was hoping someone would say that. So I don't. I don't know if you guys know, but when I did the Boston show. When we did the Boston shows, Hometown Boston Crazy. Sold out. Seven shows. Crazy. So nuts. So at the beginning of the tour where I wasn't even that good at stand up yet, and now I can say I'm pretty. I'm pretty decent. I'm pretty decent. You haven't seen me, but I'm pretty decent. I'm getting pretty decent. I thought you would say maybe better than decent, but she's. Yeah, she's definitely decent.

[Liam Dalton]

I'm still trying to get to decent, but stop it.

[Grace]

Stop being so hard on yourself.

[Aaron McCann]

Not in 2026.

[Liam Dalton]

Sorry. In 2026. I'm great. That felt gross.

[Aaron McCann]

2026 is a year of greatness.

[Liam Dalton]

Last year being decent.

[Grace]

But we. We. We went and we did these shows together as a family, and Aaron was going to try to go sober for a whole year. And this was back at the time where I couldn't fathom people going sober. Like, whatsoever. What? Like whatsoever at all. And I was kind of. I kind of gave him an ultimatum. I was like, listen, man, that's awesome. And. And I know, like, you did it with your buddy, and what was the. What was on the line? I.

[Aaron McCann]

It was a thousand dollars.

[Grace]

A thousand dollars.

[Aaron McCann]

But he didn't take it off me. Thank you.

[Grace]

Oh, really?

[Aaron McCann]

No, I didn't.

[Grace]

Oh, you should totally get that off. 100.

[Aaron McCann]

I didn't do it.

[Grace]

I just noticed how you. You went into the microphone like you're. You're on a game show. That's gonna be a thousand dollars.

[Aaron McCann]

Yes, I did get pissed. I was like, yes, I did give it in the first two weeks. Final answer.

[Liam Dalton]

I was like, don't you have the biggest podcast in Ireland? Is it.

[Aaron McCann]

Can I curse on this? Is this okay?

[Grace]

Alcoholics for a thousand ale.

[Liam Dalton]

I'll never forget that Thursday of that weekend when we stayed sober. The Thursday I was trying to do January.

[Grace]

And.

[Liam Dalton]

And he goes, man, if I make it through this weekend, that'll be crazy. And you go, if you make it through this weekend, I'll never talk to you.

[Aaron McCann]

She meant that.

[Grace]

I. I honestly, again, this was a time where now I'm a lot. I've grown a lot this year. And now, because I've done my own little sobriety stint. And now I know what it's like. Like, if someone's like, what the are you doing? It doesn't feel great. You should. You should support your friends when they.

[Aaron McCann]

Should bully them and hold money over their head.

[Liam Dalton]

Well, now you've done longer than any of us.

[Grace]

Yeah, I did the longer. The longest anyone in my family, I think, is ever done.

[Liam Dalton]

What did you do? Two months.

[Grace]

I did two months solid.

[Liam Dalton]

Damn. Yeah. But the thing is, to give you credit, you did. You still partied like you were just chucking Red Bull. I was drinking and you weren't. And you had more energy than me.

[Grace]

Yeah, I was going into cardiac. It was. Those were some that was like, I. I don't drink when I'm. I mean, I don't sleep when I'm drinking, but when I was on the Red Bull, like, I used to think, Red Bull doesn't have an effect. I'm drinking Red Bull. Like, I drink beer. So I'm having, like, 12 Red Bulls. And I didn't think that was a problem, but. Yeah, well, I. I know what it's like to be on steroids now.

[Liam Dalton]

I'm, like, in the corner, ready to go home, Grace. Like, let's go, let's go. And I'm like, she's sober. They're like, are you sure about that?

[Grace]

Yeah, no, I'm just. I'm a lot of.

[Liam Dalton]

I can have fun without drinking that.

[Aaron McCann]

I remember seeing your story whenever you broke that sobriety. And what part of Europe were you in again?

[Grace]

I was in Barcelona.

[Aaron McCann]

Like an A24. If I'm her breaking her sobriety, just getting pitched by herself today in Barcelona, I was like, she's living the dream.

[Liam Dalton]

That'd be the worst a 24 film ever. Just one person binge drinking. Like, I'm worried about this. Him.

[Grace]

Let's write it.

[Liam Dalton]

AA24.

[Grace]

There's flies in here. I don't know if you guys will see that on camera. I really knew what's catching on camera, so. All right, so let's go back to the Boston. And then I need you guys to know I invited you because I knew that you guys could hang. And then you chose not to hang. And I. I had to be like, listen, man, you're hanging me out to dry is what you're doing.

[Liam Dalton]

So I knew I was gonna break.

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Actually, the night, like, the week before we went, I remember we were hanging out and you were like, come on, we know you're breaking. And everyone kept saying, liam's gonna break. Aaron's gonna say, lookie here.

[Aaron McCann]

I remember there was a stage. We were in the green room, and I think it was the night that we both broke. I think it was the Friday night. Was that the show where a bunch of your family was on?

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

So they were all in the green room. And I'm like, this is. Whenever I started to think, fuck, I'm gonna have a problem. Cause I was watching one of your sisters drank a beer, and I was like, jesus Christ, she's having the time for her.

[Grace]

You must have been so creepy.

[Aaron McCann]

I'm literally in the corner with him being like, look at that.

[Liam Dalton]

It's so wet.

[Aaron McCann]

Jesus Christ, I love about 14 of them.

[Grace]

Excuse me, little old Mally. Can you do that a little slower next time? Like you're shooting a Pepsi commercial.

[Aaron McCann]

By. My favorite moment of that whole trip was, can we talk about your da.

[Grace]

Oh, yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

With a drink. So funny. On the. On the Uber in the way there. And he's like, yeah, you know, for a bit, D. You know, he said he was going to stop drinking. He hasn't. You know, this is a big test for him. Whatever. And we get to the after party, and I'm going to go for a P. And I walk back and he's got a beer in his hand, and I go, jesus Christ, I thought you're off to Drink. And he goes, I'm only having. This is all the bastards you let me have.

[Grace]

As. As if there's no water, there's no sod. He's like, yes. The only thing they have here.

[Liam Dalton]

Throat was dry.

[Grace]

His throat. He also threw in. His throat was dry.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah.

[Grace]

And so that's why he broke sobriety.

[Liam Dalton]

I love that.

[Aaron McCann]

My fro is unbelievable.

[Grace]

I mean, that's top tier.

[Liam Dalton]

Honestly, I love when someone is drinking an alcoholic beverage and they're mad about it because they want to drink another alcoholic beverage. That is one of my favorite things on the planet.

[Grace]

No, that's true.

[Liam Dalton]

Like in my granny's village in Ireland, there are people who are banned from drinking liquor, but they go in there every single night and have 10 beers.

[Grace]

Oh, my God, that's good.

[Aaron McCann]

And they have to tell the new staff they're training, they're like, don't give Dermot any. Any dark stuff.

[Grace]

Yeah, well, that. That was a. That was a rule. My dad kind of every time I would leave with my buddies to, like, go to a party in high school, he'd yell out the door, remember, O can't drink vodka. And so my friends would. I'd be like, yo, guys, pass me the handle. And they're like, oh, man, can't drink vodka. And it was so right. Cuz I used to. I used to pass out at parties.

[Aaron McCann]

McCann's also.

[Liam Dalton]

That'd be a good, like, Christmas sweater. And all I got was this damn T shirt.

[Aaron McCann]

Now once you find your drink, you have to stick to it.

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

You can't be being adventurous once you get past certain age, you know, well, find your thing.

[Liam Dalton]

This is what annoys Grace.

[Grace]

This is what we're trying to figure out.

[Liam Dalton]

Right, Grace? Grace gets annoyed because I'm hard to get a drink for because I switch it up.

[Grace]

But. And he also, like. I'm like, you know, a bar, it's like I'm trying to lock in with the. With the bartender. It takes a while to get. And I need my drink because I need to have at least one in my. Look at me shaking.

[Aaron McCann]

That's right.

[Grace]

And he. I go, liam, what do you want? He's.

[Aaron McCann]

I want to see what they have.

[Grace]

I'm like, dude, now you just do.

[Aaron McCann]

My strategy and just order it and give them no say in the matter.

[Grace]

Oh, yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

This is what Aaron does. This is what Aaron does. He orders his drink for everyone. Take a drink for.

[Grace]

Oh, yeah, you do do that.

[Liam Dalton]

There's no say.

[Grace]

So sweet. Cuz you are like one of the people who Will go up and get everybody a drink which is unheard of in most of the city. But then you come back and it's these. And I. I start to be like thank you so much.

[Aaron McCann]

And if someone's like I don't really like this but I'm like shut up and drink it.

[Grace]

Just drink it.

[Liam Dalton]

It's actually a great strategy. It's a great system.

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Because you're doing a nice thing but you're also taking the. The easy way out of it. Which is good. Also when people are drunk. They won't even those people.

[T-Mobile Representative]

Think about it.

[Liam Dalton]

I will. I'm gonna give you about that.

[Grace]

But you're taking the expensive route.

[Aaron McCann]

Well true.

[Grace]

If you just chose to get every. You get your drink and then you get everybody else a beer.

[Aaron McCann]

You gotta.

[Grace]

You're gonna cut your costs in half.

[Aaron McCann]

That's true.

[Liam Dalton]

But I. I like.

[Aaron McCann]

I like getting everyone all up at a party. You know what I mean?

[Liam Dalton]

And then also that would be so visibly obvious if he gets himself a nice little liquor cocktail and he gives everyone like a natty ice or whatever.

[Grace]

Hey.

[Liam Dalton]

I would take it.

[Grace]

I guess. Can't be chooses cocktails.

[Aaron McCann]

What's your thoughts there? You like them?

[Grace]

Yeah, I mean I with cocktails.

[Aaron McCann]

But like. But like for me it's like sometimes they're too like, you know, they're too like there's too much shade in there. It's like too much of a sort of like art piece almost. I like a good Long island ice Tea.

[Liam Dalton]

Ah.

[Aaron McCann]

Where it's like. What do you want?

[Grace]

Your opinion.

[Liam Dalton]

No matter.

[Aaron McCann]

Give me everything.

[Grace]

It no longer matters what you have to say.

[Aaron McCann]

I love a Long island ice tea.

[Liam Dalton]

Like how you're like. Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

All that's.

[Liam Dalton]

They put so much stuff in it. I'm trash. Just put every liquor in there possible. Leave that fruity out of there weather spoons.

[Aaron McCann]

Which is kind of like. How would you compare it? Kind of like our apple base.

[Grace]

Okay.

[Aaron McCann]

Multiple locations have had the ban Long island ice teas. Cuz they were like three pounds.

[Grace]

I thought they would call them like Belfast Pond water. They. They keep the same name but it's.

[Aaron McCann]

It's Long Island Lace teas across the board.

[Grace]

Yeah. American cult shapes everybody no matter. No matter how much you go to Europe. And they hate us.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, I know. Then they're using our Mickey o' Malley has entered the chat.

[Grace]

That was the whiskey. Oh. So what was your. What are your favorite things that happened this year lad?

[Aaron McCann]

Boston was definitely up there. Like I remember because the reason why I broke the Sobriety thing was like, I was. Well, the reason I did it is because my girlfriend at the time was sober. And then we broke up. And then you asked me to open free and I was like, you know what, if I'm going to break, I'm going to break here now. And then I remember my mate Colin G from back home. He called me the day that happened. He was checking make sure I was okay. He was like, well, let me know if you're good, brother. Whatever. Two days later I was in the hotel that we were staying at in the pool, vaping at 5:00 in the morning. And I FaceTimed him. He's like, looks like you're Daniel Vevering. All right.

[Grace]

Yeah, this is bliss.

[Liam Dalton]

Well, that was, that was an awesome experience because one week Aaron is heartbroken over this girl, then the next week he buys this new like designer coat in Boston. Goes from being sober to shit faced. He's got Boston girls throwing themselves at him. He's in a pool vaping. He turns into like, like a finance bro in Miami. Out of nowhere, he's in the hot tub with a vape.

[Grace]

I'll fly you out.

[Liam Dalton]

I was like, who is this gu guy?

[Grace]

He also, he was so up that he thought my, my, my mom was my sister.

[Aaron McCann]

Oh my God.

[Grace]

And he had just bought his new fresh coat and he's like, you like it? And my mom hadn't met him yet.

[Aaron McCann]

I had to shut it out of my mind every two weeks.

[Grace]

That was.

[Liam Dalton]

I forgot about.

[Grace]

I never forget that.

[Aaron McCann]

Nora was saying, she's like, yeah, you know, you go into the city, you get like a panagon or something like that. And I was like, that's exactly what I do. So then I go into the city and I'm, I go in the panagon, I buy another jack, whatever. I'm like, this is my first ever winter coat. Go back.

[Grace]

First ever winter coat.

[Aaron McCann]

First ever. Wonder what the are you talking about?

[Grace]

That's out of control. We have to stop, right? Never again.

[Aaron McCann]

Never sense. And yeah, you bought it six months ago.

[Grace]

More information on this.

[Aaron McCann]

Well, I've never, I've never experienced cold like that. Where it's like, you have to have a jacket like that. I don't have a jacket like that.

[Grace]

Well, now you do.

[Aaron McCann]

Like thin wee jackets. And then I go back in the hotel, I see who I assume is Nora. It's your man, right? So from her point of view, right, we've only spoke a wee bit beforehand, whatever. And she's chatting about, ah, you Know, maybe I have a wee wine in it.

[Grace]

Whatever.

[Aaron McCann]

That's all she has to reference off me. I see her in the lobby and.

[Grace]

I go, look, the jacket. I got it.

[Aaron McCann]

And she's like, all right, this guy's retarded.

[Liam Dalton]

I warm now.

[Grace]

It's my first sweet coat. I'm up, Aaron. They can see me now.

[Liam Dalton]

You think she'll get back with me now?

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, you read.

[Grace]

It is her last.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, she can have the. God, what are you doing later?

[Grace]

There's room for two of this.

[Liam Dalton]

I was calling him puffer daddy after that, by the way. No, I've never met anyone that has the childlike joy like Aaron. Only Aaron can get so excited about. This is my first winter coat.

[Aaron McCann]

I was b. I'm like, if I.

[Liam Dalton]

Have to buy a winter coat, I'm like, this sucks. I want to kill.

[Grace]

This is gonna. This is gonna break me.

[Liam Dalton]

I look like a little kid going into third grade.

[Aaron McCann]

He's like my first winter goat.

[Grace]

He's skipping around Boston, frolicking the whole.

[Aaron McCann]

Way through the time.

[Grace]

That's not the only thing you bought. You also bought each. You. You bought both of you guys matching trunks.

[Aaron McCann]

Slum trunks. Yeah. So?

[Grace]

Yeah, so. So. So you broke up with your girlfriend and then you start questioning your sexuality. Well, no, it's just you help a.

[Aaron McCann]

Lad out, you know, he forgot his trunks. I forgot my trunks. I was like, here, I said this, I'll go on the town and buy us some trunks.

[Grace]

Well, you guys never even told me there was a pool, so that says a lot right there.

[Liam Dalton]

Or are you gonna have a three way with a girl? Oh, guys.

[Aaron McCann]

Only none of us used the pool unless we were blackout drunk. So it wouldn't have mattered anyway, you know?

[Grace]

Well, no, no, no, no. It would because the next day you guys. You guys are like, yeah, we have matching swim swim trunks. And we swam in the pool last night to go out.

[Liam Dalton]

You did?

[Grace]

That would have been nice.

[Liam Dalton]

To be fair, it wasn't when we were drunk. It was when we were hungover. And Aaron said it would cure the hangover.

[Grace]

Okay. Would have liked to cure mine. This still isn't really ringing a bell. I didn't really get an invite, but the bullsesh still kind of mad about that, if you can't tell.

[Aaron McCann]

Do you remember whenever we'd go into the hotel and we're blocked after the show and there was like this LA Day screen that would display the end of a beach and we just lay down beside.

[Grace]

Yeah, we. We were in Boston, but we were also in Miami.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, that was awesome.

[Grace]

And I think you were in front of it going, you see all this? This could be us someday.

[Liam Dalton]

Just one more winter coat and I'll be there. That was.

[Aaron McCann]

It was such. What a crazy start to the year. That was.

[Grace]

Yeah, that was.

[Aaron McCann]

I think it's.

[Liam Dalton]

That had to be, like, my favorite weekend of the year.

[Aaron McCann]

That was so much fun.

[Grace]

That was a blast. And. Oh, dude, it was so sick.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

What's the personal highlight for you?

[Grace]

Well, you never really answered because you gave the same response. Bond says Liam.

[Aaron McCann]

So.

[Grace]

And I asked top three, and you guys are still on the one show. And I know you guys had a lot of fun this year. I know you did.

[Aaron McCann]

Dave Chappelle's.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, all right.

[Grace]

Talk about this. Come on.

[Liam Dalton]

Actually, I take my answer. Great.

[Grace]

Just saying I'm not as fun as Dave Chappelle.

[Aaron McCann]

Well, I'm just saying, Chappelles don't drink vodka.

[Liam Dalton]

Me and Dave, he was invited to the swimming pool. That's what I'm saying. He. He switches it up.

[Aaron McCann]

It's like a lot of neat.

[Grace]

Is that why you do that? Well, if Chappelle does that, I simply must.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, that's probably number two. And then number three. Damn. Oh, Getting into a Waymo was mad.

[Grace]

Wait, we. We really loved that too.

[Aaron McCann]

That was.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, he fell asleep in a Waymo.

[Grace]

Oh, man. They had.

[Aaron McCann]

They had their Waymo.

[Liam Dalton]

Man.

[Aaron McCann]

If you fall asleep in a Waymo, right, It'll. It'll drive you to wherever you're getting off. Right? You know, if you fall asleep in an Uber, driver will shout you. It's all good.

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

In a Waymo. If you sit there after the car has dropped you off, it'll wait maybe three minutes and then this like, surround sound thing comes on and goes, aaron, Aaron, wake up. And I'm just like, what the. I forget I'm in all of these. And I'm like, what the. Am I getting ripped by robots? And then I just wake up and I go, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And it goes, just get out of the way, Moira.

[Grace]

And it's so funny because he's just saying sorry to an ominous voice.

[Liam Dalton]

Was it like a dystopian?

[Grace]

I'm sorry. It is mental.

[Liam Dalton]

Is it not a human voice, like, communicating through the car, or.

[Grace]

No, it is.

[Aaron McCann]

It's a human voice. And like, I don't know if they have a center somewhere where there's just some, like, looking at all of them to make sure they're all going to. So weird.

[Liam Dalton]

Like some Waymo cucks like that.

[Aaron McCann]

It's like Waymos and like little delivery carts for Uber eats. Where.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah. Strange. Strange place.

[Grace]

This is getting freaky.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, I don't think that'll come to New York.

[Grace]

No, I can't see it. They can't. Which is too bad because I really liked it. I. I thought it was awesome. You just. You could vape. That was my. That was like my big thing.

[Aaron McCann]

You can vape it, you can drink.

[Grace]

In it, you can dj.

[Aaron McCann]

So much fun. What's your guys's top three?

[Grace]

I think I love that way. What was your third one?

[Aaron McCann]

I love it. I love it. This is what sponsor me.

[Liam Dalton]

When we went to the Chappelle thing, my sis. I sent the picture to my sibling group chat and my sister goes, America is Aaron's Disneyland.

[Grace]

It really is. And yeah, you. You got like a full ticket to ride like you got here and you just you up man.

[Aaron McCann]

I love it so much.

[Grace]

I.

[Aaron McCann]

And it seconds my flatmates because they're all like Long island. So they're all like used to the city and all. But I'll be walking about and I'll be like this new bagel place is insane. And they're like four.

[Grace]

It's pop up bagels. It's like everything. Everyone's mad about getting like a size of Champion pizza.

[Aaron McCann]

Being like this is the best. Domino's pizza is the best size pizza.

[Grace]

You know, you can get a slice of pizza for not 99 cents anymore, but 1.29 blowing your mind. You have two more.

[Liam Dalton]

Two more. Wait, we didn't hear your one though. Though. Yeah, we go three and then you go three.

[Grace]

Yeah, I go high, you go low. Let's go.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay. Wait, why it sucks that we're saying memories that involve each other. Cuz now I can't say Chappelle.

[Grace]

You can say whatever you want.

[Liam Dalton]

No, you. You'd been sharing the same idea.

[Grace]

No, mine have nothing to do with you guys.

[Aaron McCann]

No, no, no.

[Grace]

I'm just kidding. I haven't thought of them yet.

[Liam Dalton]

This is crazy. I knew it. I knew when you were like, all right, you back to you.

[Grace]

It's like a pause for refreshments. I know. I'm serious. It's like a pause for ref. We'll be right back. We did. I think we. We prepped a little. A little game time for us. Oh man. And so let. Oh actually first. First since it's the top of the year 2026 now. Not when we're recording, but it will be now. New Year's resolutions I shouldn't do this.

[Aaron McCann]

I really went public record a couple of times and then completely myself, to be honest with you know, I mean.

[Grace]

Hey, and guess what? I'll let you.

[Aaron McCann]

But I'm. I'm excited to hear your guys journey.

[Liam Dalton]

There's a great montage of Aaron on my podcast doing a full, like, you know what? I just need to take a year off the drink, focus on stand up. It'll be good for my health. I'm going to stick it out no matter what, what anyone says. And then it's just him in Boston, you pouring shots into his mouth, me and him chugging arm to arm.

[Grace]

Hey, listen, you know, you. You put it out there. It just didn't manifest relapse and style.

[Aaron McCann]

Though I will say.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, for sure.

[Grace]

This is what they're saying.

[Aaron McCann]

What is your guys's 2026 resolutions?

[Grace]

I'm gonna lock the in.

[Aaron McCann]

Walk to what?

[Grace]

I'm gonna lock the in lock.

[Aaron McCann]

I thought you said, I'm gonna walk to it. And I was like, what?

[Liam Dalton]

Honestly, that's kind of funny.

[Aaron McCann]

That'd be a nice beer resolution.

[Grace]

I'm gonna do that too.

[Aaron McCann]

You should do charity walk the up.

[Grace]

I'm gonna. I don't know what that means.

[Liam Dalton]

All the proceeds go to it.

[Aaron McCann]

What is locking the look like, though?

[Grace]

Oh, you know. Now what you don't understand is that I'm gonna lock the in and. And what that entails is I want to get done. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it done timely. I'm gonna. I'm not gonna take anything for granted. Not that I do that now, but. Okay. And. And yeah, I'm just gonna, like, fully, like, take the world by the balls.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, like that.

[Grace]

So that's 2020. Oh, thank you. Wow. This whole bar went nuts.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, look at this.

[Grace]

Oh, no.

[Liam Dalton]

Thanks, man.

[Grace]

Oh, my God.

[Liam Dalton]

Shout out to Joe.

[Grace]

Do you have a timer on you?

[Liam Dalton]

Thanks, man.

[Grace]

Thank you so much. Shout out. Ernie o'. Malleys. We were gonna do it at the.

[Liam Dalton]

End, but bass bar in New York, easy show easily.

[Grace]

Thank you very much. Thank you.

[Liam Dalton]

Thank you.

[Aaron McCann]

This was such a good idea.

[Grace]

Yeah, Sonny, I don't know if you're interested or not, but this is probably gonna be where we do the podcast from now on. I need to mention I meant to say it at the top.

[Aaron McCann]

This.

[Grace]

This was Liam's idea for a show. He just never did it. So I. I think it would be good if, you know, I ease in by stealing the idea and if I. If I have him on as the first guest in the show that he wanted to do, then it won't work. Thank you.

[Liam Dalton]

Thanks, Joe.

[Aaron McCann]

Thanks, Joe.

[Grace]

Thank you, Joe.

[Liam Dalton]

Shout out to Joe.

[Grace]

But no, this is. This is totally Liam's idea. So we're. I, I. When I texted everybody, I was like, hey, guys. I. I know, Liam. I know this is your idea for a show. Yes, but still gonna do it. It's not gonna be the new thing, but I would.

[Liam Dalton]

You gave me an out. You said, if this is too close, let me know. I did, but obviously I would never say.

[Grace]

And I took full advantage of the Irish guilt there.

[Aaron McCann]

Have you ever had any of those, though, where, like, you're chatting to someone and you just nosedive the entire conversation?

[Grace]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

I think about them all the time.

[Grace]

All the time.

[Aaron McCann]

They never leave you.

[Grace]

Liam had the best idea for me ever, and it's literally something I'm going to do. He said, you need to make a coffee table book of all your weird encounters with celebrities, because every single time I've met somebody, I've literally put my foot in my mouth, and they're like, oh, you disturbed.

[Liam Dalton]

Are you allowed to tell the. Who was it the Pats player, Julian.

[Grace]

I actually just told that on the last episode.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay.

[Grace]

Is the Julian. Julian Edelman is a football player for the Patriots. And I went up to him and I go, it's. It's so nice to meet you. Actually, I've met you before. I jumped out of my. My grandma's car because I was at a stop sign and I saw you walking, and I was like a kid, and I went up to you and I said, hi, it's Grace to meet you. And that's. I go, that's really funny, because you wouldn't know, but my name is Grace. He goes, okay.

[Aaron McCann]

Those are the best, though, because I feel like in those scenarios, the person that you've done it on can't empathize, where they've definitely done it at some point in their life. I've had it where, like, if I'm in, like, a coffee shop or something and I'm getting something and say it's late in the evening, and the person goes, have a nice night. And I go, yeah, yeah, have a nice life. And I'm like, oh, Jesus, gonna kill myself. Or sometimes it's not even a word, like, I've had it before, where, like, someone catches me off guard, like, walking down the street, and they go, well, McCann, how are you? And I go, full him. Yep, I'll see you Later.

[Liam Dalton]

See?

[Grace]

So these girls that. You didn't say anything different. It must be an Irish thing.

[Liam Dalton]

Wasn't Fulham also his top memory of the year?

[Grace]

It's nice to see they're keeping Irish, Al.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah.

[Grace]

So, resolutions. I think we got some good ones. Did you come up with one?

[Aaron McCann]

Nope.

[Liam Dalton]

No more shots.

[Grace]

No more shots.

[Aaron McCann]

Brilliant.

[Liam Dalton]

No more shots. 20, 26. I'm not doing shots.

[Aaron McCann]

I've stopped since.

[Grace]

How do you deny it, though?

[Aaron McCann]

Because it's like.

[Grace]

No, how. Like, what do you say? I don't know how to say.

[Aaron McCann]

So you can say, I don't do shots because people get scared. People get scared. You have some, like, weird backstory.

[Liam Dalton]

My grandfather died from shots.

[Grace]

Like, oh, last time I did shots, I shot someone.

[Aaron McCann]

Haven't took shots since 2006.

[Liam Dalton]

That's a good one. Give an exact date. This is going to sound very traumatic. Since February 17, 2006.

[Aaron McCann]

But I don't like shots because shots, to me, it's so popular here, which is very funny, but, like, it takes the whole crack out of drinking.

[Liam Dalton]

Yes.

[Aaron McCann]

I like the long distance, you know, Enjoy the drink. Exactly.

[Grace]

That's a great point out. I feel like a lot of people in New York, they want to just, like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Get the most up as fast as possible and not elongate the night, because that's what I like to do.

[Liam Dalton]

This is a big disagreement in my relationship.

[Grace]

Why are you laughing at me? Why are you laughing at me? But. But it sounds like you looked like you haven't looked up. This is Nora. I'm talking to Nora off camera. She hasn't looked up from her computer the whole time. And now she looks at me right when I say that. Now, what does that mean to me? To you? It doesn't. All right, why don't you.

[Aaron McCann]

Time to lock in.

[Grace]

Nor take a lap. Oh, dude. Were you guys there? Take a laugh. It's like, all right, listen, guys. If you are out with your friends and someone says some stupid. Say, take a lap. Now, the lap is around the whole vicinity of the place you are drinking at, and you keep it going every time someone says something stupid. And then it gets everyone going, like, take a lap. Take. And then the whole bar gets involved. It has been the funnest thing I have ever done.

[Aaron McCann]

I think we took it too far that other week where we were like. Because it was like a long table. So it was a good lap, you know, and everyone was all hyped up. And when the person went up to take a lap, everyone would Start clapping and cheering. But it got to the point where people were getting so excited, people just started smashing.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh my God.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, take a lap. Much energy for what's happening.

[Grace]

And it's really only supposed to be if somebody up.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Grace]

And. But we, we were, the way we played it was like, no, everyone should get a turn right now.

[Liam Dalton]

Bring around the Rosie.

[Grace]

I tried to do that to. I went to Felite, that bar like over there. And I tried to do that to some kid because he was like, he was just kind of like, he's kind of like annoying me. And I was like, hey, why don't you take a lap? And he was like, you trying to fuck with me? I was like, no, no, we all do that all the time. In that moment, I made up the lap game and my. And I was like, right, Justin? He was like, yeah, we take laps all the time. And then he hit a lap and.

[Liam Dalton]

Then she let alone.

[Grace]

And it was oh. And he was like. And we're like, you have to take your lap now. And he was like, not with me. I'm like, did you not just see everybody just take a lap?

[Aaron McCann]

That's the most Irish I've ever heard in my life. To avoid confrontation, you created a game.

[Liam Dalton]

You made it a riddle. That's amazing.

[Grace]

I think we have a couple.

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[Grace]

Guy walks into a bar. You're all going to pull a specific person out of a hat and act out. Okay, this is my first time reading this. I'm going to start over. This. The game is called this guy walked into a bar. We're all going to pull from a hat and we're going to act out. Trying to have a conversation with this character.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Aaron McCann]

Oh, they're asking, is a hat.

[Grace]

Yeah, a real life hat.

[Liam Dalton]

My first hat is. Man.

[Grace]

There you go. Pull from that denim.

[Aaron McCann]

Thank you, man.

[Grace]

So we're all gonna read our character and then play the part with each other.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay.

[Grace]

All right, Liam.

[Liam Dalton]

First, someone who thinks they're mob affiliated yet isn't from the state, but has watched a lot of New York based movies and thinks this bar is in one of them, so he won't put his back to the door. Is this partly based on me?

[Grace]

No, it's based on someone I know, actually. Noah's really good at these.

[Aaron McCann]

Aaron, Someone who thinks this bar would have been better if it was 10 years prior. I look at that, I'm like, how do I make this not racist?

[Grace]

But you're playing a character. Someone. Someone who is once a bartender and consistently thinks they're helping the bartender by explaining. I get it. With an understanding smirk, but it's actually being annoying.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, my God. These are great.

[Grace]

These are really specific. And this one is actually.

[Liam Dalton]

Nora. Did these.

[Grace]

Nora did these.

[Liam Dalton]

Shout out to Nora?

[Grace]

These are good. All right. And scene.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, bro. I don't trust places like this.

[Grace]

Well, why not? They're doing the best they can.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, the best they can was 10 years ago.

[Grace]

Just straight up.

[Liam Dalton]

Can you say the character.

[Aaron McCann]

You missed? The best I can. This is the best they can do.

[Grace]

We can pull again.

[Liam Dalton]

Let's pull again.

[Aaron McCann]

Let's pull again.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, my God.

[Grace]

Okay, well, we'll do scene two.

[Liam Dalton]

Wait, can I. Oh, my God, that was awesome.

[Grace]

I couldn't keep a straight face. Okay, this is scene two.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, man, that was great. That was like when someone does an impression but you say the name of the person.

[Grace]

Yeah, I was like, hi, I'm Arnold. I'm 46. I've never had a wife.

[Liam Dalton]

I'm Donald Trump. Oh, my God.

[Grace]

I'm Donald.

[Liam Dalton]

Yo.

[Grace]

Sorry. I'm Yo. Donald Trump fan.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, man.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay.

[Grace]

Okay, Liam, what's your character?

[Liam Dalton]

Someone who's reading their first book in three years about the psychology of body language and can't help but overanalyze everyone around them.

[Grace]

What's yours?

[Aaron McCann]

Someone who's supposed to be on a bachelor trip with her friends, but lost them three stops ago on the bar crawl. Still thinks a stripper from the pre game is in love with them.

[Grace]

Nor. These are so specific.

[Aaron McCann]

I love it. I love my specific.

[Grace]

Someone who's actually never been in a bar and doesn't know how they're supposed to act or how a bar works in general.

[Aaron McCann]

That's a good one. That's A good one.

[Grace]

I'm excited. All right, see you.

[Liam Dalton]

Is everything okay with you?

[Aaron McCann]

This is a hard one I'm trying to get into.

[Liam Dalton]

No, but I see, like, you're, like. You're very, like, stiff.

[Grace]

No, he's actually trying to.

[Liam Dalton]

I know. I was trying to get him out of it.

[Aaron McCann]

I actually bought that. You're good at this. Hell. Wake up, dude.

[Grace]

You got a lot of in 20, 26?

[Aaron McCann]

A few lockings.

[Liam Dalton]

He's done enough lings.

[Aaron McCann]

Are you here? Any friends in it?

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, I got a couple with me.

[Aaron McCann]

Oh, they're with you?

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

That must be nice.

[Grace]

It is nice. Sorry, I didn't. I didn't. They're taking shots.

[Aaron McCann]

Are you new here?

[Grace]

No, I've just never been in this.

[Aaron McCann]

This being.

[Grace]

I don't get it. What?

[Liam Dalton]

This bar. Like, you've never been to this location?

[Grace]

No, just like any of this kind.

[Aaron McCann]

Of deal, like, bar and Jenna.

[Grace]

Yeah. Dude, talk to me, will you Talk to us? Hi. How are you?

[Aaron McCann]

Flam.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, so I. I feel like I could just tell even before you said anything. You're very uncomfortable and you're thinking of something else. I could just tell you're not present right now.

[Aaron McCann]

Well, I. I have three friends that I lost a couple of.

[Grace]

Bar.

[Aaron McCann]

I'm on the boxer party. My man's getting mine.

[Grace]

Oh, the.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh.

[Aaron McCann]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Pour one out.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

I could tell by. You're very empathetic.

[Grace]

I can't even believe this is happening.

[Liam Dalton]

It's okay.

[Grace]

What's your deal?

[Aaron McCann]

So I'm on a bachelor party and I lost my mitts.

[Liam Dalton]

No, we're just saying.

[Grace]

I can't believe. I can't believe it.

[Aaron McCann]

There's a stripper, and I think she's in love with me. Her name's Dolores. She is osteoporosis.

[Grace]

I wish I was with her.

[Aaron McCann]

You don't. She can barely talk.

[Grace]

Stop it. Sorry. He just, like, took a thing and just started pouring shit out.

[Liam Dalton]

Well, you know when.

[Aaron McCann]

No, he's supposed to do that.

[Grace]

That looks like.

[Liam Dalton]

Is he supposed to do that? Because when people do that, it's clear that they're looking for something else. I could tell by, like, the body language.

[Grace]

They're not for piss. What's coming out of that?

[Aaron McCann]

No, that's. That's beer. Oh, all people drink that. And have you legit never bumped me a bar before in your life?

[Grace]

No, I don't really like to dance, so I just stay inside, really, watching Housewives and maybe I like to watch. I like to watch people dance. I vote for Them.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, but you could do that here. We're sitting down right now.

[Grace]

Well, should we be standing up? I don't get this.

[Aaron McCann]

You can. It's free agency. You can do whatever you want.

[Grace]

This is an agency.

[Aaron McCann]

No, no, free agency is something you have.

[Grace]

I don't want to be on camera.

[Aaron McCann]

Well.

[Grace]

So that was fun. Up next, we have. Oh, explain your ideal night out.

[Liam Dalton]

Ideal night out. Okay, you want to go first?

[Aaron McCann]

I like this.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, so it starts off with a couple drinks. You go to a nice restaurant. You had some drinks at the bar while you wait. I love drinks while you wait to be seated.

[Grace]

Yeah, me too.

[Liam Dalton]

One, maybe two max. Then you sit down, you have a. A nice dinner. You have like a couple drinks at dinner.

[Grace]

Then who are you with?

[Liam Dalton]

Maybe us. Maybe Nora.

[Grace]

You have a girlfriend?

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, bro. First I'm gonna address the people in the room.

[Grace]

Okay. Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Imagine I was like, just, it's just me and my girlfriend, you guys. Or as. No.

[Grace]

Well, what you could have said was like, I don't know, maybe you guys, maybe my girlfriend. But you didn't even mention her. You actually brought up my sister before your girlfriend.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, me and your sister are having an affair.

[Grace]

I had a feeling about the affair. I just didn't know you guys were married.

[Liam Dalton]

Is it not an affair if you're not married?

[Grace]

I think it's only married, married people.

[Liam Dalton]

H. Okay. Nora, my girlfriend Dina. Maybe some of my family members, if that's okay.

[Grace]

That could be fine. This is going to be.

[Aaron McCann]

This is big table.

[Grace]

This got to be family style.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, but that is also, to be honest, that I like when groups in your life merge. Some people don't like that. I like that.

[Aaron McCann]

I like. I like watching the chaos of it. But that's most of the crack of your wedding, is that you get to see all the pockets of people from your life just interact.

[Liam Dalton]

I don't. I don't even love, like, the random acquaintance that you had to invite to your wedding because of. Blah, blah, whatever. I just mean, like, okay, my. My family that I like, my friends that I like, kid that I'm friends with from high school, you know, like, everyone shows up friends. She's part of my family.

[Grace]

Oh, wow.

[Aaron McCann]

So vendees.

[Grace]

That's so good.

[Liam Dalton]

No, but I like when the groups merge.

[Grace]

It took me a.

[Liam Dalton]

Then we go out after. We go to a fun bar, perhaps downtown. There's music jumping, we're partying, we're dancing. Then we end up at a sit down bar, and we're just talking.

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Then you get A slice of pizza after.

[Aaron McCann]

I actually don't know where to go from there. You kind of. You kind of nailed it.

[Grace]

Yeah, I think you nailed it.

[Liam Dalton]

Thanks, man.

[Grace]

I think you totally nailed it.

[Liam Dalton]

And then I nailed my girlfriend there. You happy?

[Grace]

You know, as a. I was waiting for that. No, I'll. I'll. Let me pivot. Because I. We do. When you're in a different season, you forget about other ones. You don't know about this. So in the summertime, you go to the beach. Oh, you hate the beach. All right, you go to the beach. You like the beach? I love the beach.

[Aaron McCann]

Anyway, sorry. This is your idea.

[Grace]

Beach biz. Somebody says, I know this guy that has a. That has a. A boat who say, all right, I could be Republican for a couple hours. You go on the boat, you know, you drink a couple beers. They bring you back. Then you don't have to see the boat guy. We. That's very important. You don't want to see the boat guy for the after plans. And you go back. Music. Bumping somebody with phenomenal taste takes playlist, takes the aux. The whole house is jumping with the best music of all time. You're all getting ready, but you don't do that. That weird little power nap thing. I don't like that. I don't like when people take a power nap. Just keep going. I like. I like to keep going. And everyone's getting ready together. They're, like, slowly but surely getting ready. All the. All the. All the girls are just taking a shower. They're not doing makeup yet. We're gonna enjoy our drinks and the music, Fellas. It doesn't matter for them. And then it's like, okay, quick. We gotta get ready real quick. We're gonna get ready. And then all of a sudden, we're taking shots right before the Uber comes. Then we go out, and I do, like. Like a. Like a beachside club. Beachside club kind of thing. And then you go back and you do AFTRs forever. Nobody goes to bed. That would be my ideal day. No ever. Please don't go to bed. Please don't leave me here. That's my ideal day.

[Aaron McCann]

2. Very different.

[Liam Dalton]

Yes, Very different.

[Aaron McCann]

Yours was, like, very achievable standard. And Grizz is like, let me throw a boat under the mug.

[Liam Dalton]

But very achievable for her. I've seen her do it.

[Grace]

Both could be. Both could be. You know, boat was just like, a fun surprise, but beach back to the house. I forgot dinner. I love dinner.

[Aaron McCann]

Dinner's good.

[Liam Dalton]

Crack.

[Grace]

So you gotta go dinner before the little beach club thing. Oh, well, you know what? How about this? You're having dinner and then it turns into a club. Oh my God.

[Aaron McCann]

I lose my fucking mind. I did dinner and night out night. What do you think? Like, where are you going for dinner?

[Grace]

I thought that was yours. No, I was like, all right, we got pretty.

[Liam Dalton]

He's like, I want specific with ours. He's gonna have an ideal night.

[Grace]

How about that?

[Liam Dalton]

For. For my ideal night out, I'm gonna do an ideal night out.

[Grace]

Yeah. I think particularly like. Yeah. Going out and having a night would be fun.

[Liam Dalton]

Maybe fun. I have a fun night.

[Aaron McCann]

But like, if you're going to a restaurant beforehand, what cuisine are you picking?

[Grace]

Asian fusion.

[Aaron McCann]

That's a good one for drinking. Get the rice in there. So we're all.

[Grace]

You could just. Just a little. You can. Little pickings.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Huh. It's. I like, it's redundant, but I like a. A high scale bar food now.

[Grace]

This entails.

[Liam Dalton]

So it's like you get a chicken sandwich, but it's not like pub food. It's like bar food that like, you know, they think they're a little more. So they all.

[Grace]

Because they have truffle fries that. But that's what.

[Liam Dalton]

Come on.

[Grace]

That's the unique difference there.

[Liam Dalton]

Come on.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Grace]

And Brussels sprouts as an appetizer.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

Mantle Econs love your sprouts. That's one thing I will say every other restaurant, you can order a set of sprouts for like $12. And I'm like, well, I.

[Liam Dalton]

Isn't it crazy that Brussels sprouts used to be like a punishment?

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

And now it's like a trendy appetizer.

[Grace]

Yeah, I know. They are good. Well, they.

[Liam Dalton]

They kind of rebranded them.

[Grace]

Yeah, they did.

[Liam Dalton]

Like the ones my mama used to make did not taste like that.

[Grace]

No. Cuz they didn't taste like that.

[Aaron McCann]

We.

[Grace]

We're big Ashley Padilla fans. So actually, if you ever want to come on here and have a beer or something, we'll all be here.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

Still be here.

[Grace]

We're not gonna left. I can't leave. I changed my flight.

[Liam Dalton]

So we just quote, it wouldn't smell like that. And then to the point where Grace did it on stage for no reason.

[Grace]

Oh, my God. You ever. You ever do that?

[Aaron McCann]

Oh, yeah.

[Grace]

We're trying. We're trying to get that going where we tell each other to say something while we're on stage.

[Aaron McCann]

Literally the most fun you can have. If it's a shake gig, it's the.

[Grace]

Best crack all last weekend. We should have done it. Me and my man said I was.

[Liam Dalton]

Taking shots of bourbon. I could have just been saying dumb.

[Aaron McCann]

We used to do this show in LA where like we were working the door and it was shade show.

[Grace]

But me, I always forget you had an LA stint.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, yeah, 2018 mantle. But I, me and him were working this show and like, we were guaranteed stage them in exchange for work. But the shows were always like, nobody there. So we would just play a game where I'm like, well, you have to say this word and like wedge it into your set somehow. And sometimes it would be a new bet. That's.

[Grace]

Oh yeah, that's crazy. But I would do that. I used to work in an ice cream shop and I would. We would like go around and be like, tell them about the new Diet Pepsi blueberry flavor up. Like, oh, tell them that your grandma has cancer. But just act like super pump still like, can I get you anything? My grandma died Small or large.

[Aaron McCann]

Being pumped about your grandma. Stage five, let's go.

[Grace]

Oh, that's gonna be five dollars.

[Liam Dalton]

That makes me think of the impractical Jokers episode where they work at a Burger shack or whatever. And then White Castle. Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

Hey, White Castle. Instant diarrhea. Oh, yeah. It's mental.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah. But you know, like, if you go outside of New York, you're to like a nice suburb. The White Castle is actually kind of good, man.

[Aaron McCann]

I went to the one in New Jersey. We were on the way to see the Temptations, right.

[Grace]

I, I, I had it.

[Aaron McCann]

And in the drive through, we sat in the car. I love the, I love the Temptation.

[Grace]

Yeah. Who doesn't? They're still alive.

[Aaron McCann]

One of them is. And that's how the advertiser, one of the original members is still alive. So you're kind of to going, wonder who it is. It's the cont that sitting on a.

[Liam Dalton]

Stool the whole time, you're not seeing the temptation. You're seeing temptation.

[Aaron McCann]

You're seeing a single Temptation four back and center.

[Liam Dalton]

You're seeing the urge.

[Grace]

You're tempted for a rebrand. I, I swear to God.

[Aaron McCann]

I swear to God.

[Grace]

I got.

[Aaron McCann]

We had White cast in the car park. Get to the show. Midway through My Girl, I was like, I'm going to shite myself unless I.

[Grace]

Get up the toilet.

[Aaron McCann]

I've got diarrhea running down my leg.

[Grace]

Oh, I wish Jackson 5 could go on tour. Clip it slow.

[Aaron McCann]

Zoom in on her saying that.

[Grace]

Hey, why didn't they, why didn't they let. Why didn't they let the lady Jackson be in that band.

[Liam Dalton]

True.

[Grace]

Yeah. What?

[Aaron McCann]

She was. I think she was more focused.

[Grace]

Yeah, she was.

[Liam Dalton]

Wait, how many. How many other Jacks are any of them still alive?

[Grace]

Janet.

[Aaron McCann]

Janet.

[Liam Dalton]

Like, of the five. Imagine a Jackson 1 tour that be.

[Aaron McCann]

Jackson 1 plus 4.

[Grace]

Jackson Live. That's Michael Jackson Live. A Only Tito and Michael.

[Aaron McCann]

The Jackson 3. Which is good enough.

[Liam Dalton]

That be. I. I would watch the Jackson. That's a good. We should do that as a sketch.

[Grace]

I don't want to touch that.

[Liam Dalton]

That's where you and him defer. All right.

[Grace]

Okay. Now let's talk about MC Hammer. Can't touch this. All right, that's it. Let's get into the stuff people really want to know.

[Aaron McCann]

You know, That's a good question. What would be your favorite BET concert where you're not, like, necessarily a fan, but you're going because you know that they've got at least one clanker and you want to hear it with, like, thousands of people.

[Liam Dalton]

Remember that band that was in that's so Raven for an episode?

[Grace]

Boys in Motion Boys.

[Liam Dalton]

We are the boys in motion we give you our devotion boys.

[Grace]

My brain.

[Aaron McCann]

That I. Yeah, that's mental.

[Grace]

Yeah, that would be sick. I would like. I don't know how many songs he. He ended up doing, but when he was Marky Mark, I would love him to get back with that Funky Bunch and hear Good Vibrations for one last time.

[Aaron McCann]

Oh, my.

[Grace]

Yeah. Yeah. I think he would have to make everybody in the group like, who. Nobody really knew who the Funky Bunch was. So, like, to pivot for him, they would all have to be Asian.

[Aaron McCann]

Well, you know, certainly.

[Grace]

Why'd you look at Sonny?

[Aaron McCann]

Well, I was. And I looked around the whole room.

[Grace]

Oh, my God.

[Liam Dalton]

What the hell, man?

[Grace]

Well, I just think. I just think to make up for what he's done. That's one of mine. I have to claim them.

[Aaron McCann]

Who did I say? I've. I've have no interest. No, I do have an interest in seeing him. Everyone that has went to Purple.

[Liam Dalton]

Sorry. I'm still thinking about Marky Mark and the Asian funky Punch. Sonny. Would you forgive him if he did that?

[Grace]

Stop asking Sonny about this. He's not the representative.

[Liam Dalton]

He would. He would. For me is.

[Aaron McCann]

I'd say.

[Liam Dalton]

Bro. Wait, hold on. So Pitbull came to Queens. He was doing the Forest Hill Stadium, and I was trying to get a bunch of my friends to go, like. Think it'd be so funny to go to a Pitbull concert? The tickets are insane.

[Grace]

Oh, I think five tickets.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, really?

[Grace]

Yeah, my boy Vinnie Vibe opens for him.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay. What the.

[Aaron McCann]

What the.

[Grace]

He's been on tour with him for, like, six years.

[Liam Dalton]

What the.

[Grace]

Man? Yeah, dude. You met him in Rhode Island.

[Liam Dalton]

That was that guy. Yeah. Oh, man. Shout out to Vinny Vibe.

[Aaron McCann]

We got it. That' 2020 sex resolution.

[Liam Dalton]

You know what people do? They go to a pito concert and they wear suits and bald caps. We got to do that. That's on my bucket list.

[Grace]

No, I mean, I want to. I want to. I want to wear a wig with a lot of hair, make them feel bad.

[Aaron McCann]

That'd be so much fun.

[Liam Dalton]

I'm going to dress up as a balding pill bottle. The Finasteride. Bo.

[Grace]

Joe, one more pitbull. I'm sorry, did you guys come up with two truths to send a lie?

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah.

[Grace]

No, you didn't.

[Liam Dalton]

I did.

[Grace]

All right.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay, I will say you text mess at 8 o' clock last night, and I was actively hammered.

[Grace]

Well, do you know how much time has elapsed?

[Aaron McCann]

I don't know. Yeah, I think I've got one.

[Liam Dalton]

He sounded like it's 9 o' clock last night now.

[Grace]

Yeah, you texted me two minutes ago. It was like 24 hours ago.

[Liam Dalton]

That's fair. I got mine.

[Grace]

Did anybody. Anybody want to do this? You go.

[Aaron McCann]

You go first.

[Liam Dalton]

L. Okay. Sorry, I got to pay the meter.

[Aaron McCann]

Lie.

[Grace]

No, he's doing. Oh, imagine that.

[Liam Dalton]

That would be a good one.

[Grace]

I don't know what we were doing here.

[Liam Dalton]

That would catch people off guard. Oh, wait, no. I got nine minutes.

[Grace]

Oh, word. No. Just do it now. No, I can't.

[Liam Dalton]

I can't do it.

[Grace]

Oh, you can't.

[Liam Dalton]

You get two hour maximum.

[Grace]

I was gonna say, man, come on.

[Liam Dalton]

Times are tough.

[Grace]

That's like. That's like one of your, like, unique ass. So bad. Be like, no, just wait till tomorrow yourself.

[Liam Dalton]

I do that a lot. All right, two truths and a lie. You got yours?

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay. At my senior prom, I tried to photobomb my friend's picture and I fell into the fountain.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay.

[Liam Dalton]

Jennifer Lopez was once at my house, inside my house.

[Aaron McCann]

And.

[Liam Dalton]

I got in trouble in the fourth grade for calling a. A kid white men. And he was a Hispanic boy.

[Grace]

So that last one took you a minute to say. Now, I don't know if that was a play you were doing.

[Aaron McCann]

The second one's definitely true. His house gets used a lot for films.

[Grace]

Yeah, this is. This is something we know.

[Aaron McCann]

What was the first one again?

[Liam Dalton]

That I was trying to photobomb my friend at our senior prom and I fell into the fountain.

[Aaron McCann]

The fountain.

[Grace]

No way. You went to prom?

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah. Look this way.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, but a problem.

[Liam Dalton]

Look this way.

[Aaron McCann]

Why would there be a fountain?

[Grace]

Oh, we do it up big time. We do it up big time over here.

[Aaron McCann]

Just one more small thing. Why would there be a thing?

[Liam Dalton]

Why would there be a wit in your coat there?

[Grace]

It's too cold for a phone.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay, hang on.

[Grace]

The last one's a lie. For me personally, I'm gonna go first.

[Aaron McCann]

One because I feel like you might go believable, light off top, and then the other two a bit more specific. So I'm gonna say first one.

[Liam Dalton]

It's the first one.

[Grace]

Yeah, right. Come on, come on, come on, come.

[Aaron McCann]

On, come on, come on.

[Liam Dalton]

I did call Hispanic kid white man.

[Grace]

It was funny cuz the way you were telling it, it was almost like. Now what did I call him? I got to make something up.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, yeah, I threw you.

[Grace]

That's called acting. And you did a good job.

[Liam Dalton]

What was in that soup?

[Grace]

You all right over there?

[Aaron McCann]

No, sorry, I was just looking up something from la.

[Grace]

Okay, well, there's going to be one.

[Aaron McCann]

That doesn't give it away.

[Grace]

Do you want me to go?

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, you should go first.

[Grace]

I'm going to read mine cuz I prepared.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, okay. Read the lie first.

[Grace]

So, okay, I had six jobs by the age of 16. I got suspended in high school two times, both on a technicality. I graduated high school with a 1.59 GPA.

[Aaron McCann]

What is that now?

[Grace]

That is like the points you accumulate. It's bad.

[Aaron McCann]

It's bad.

[Liam Dalton]

But that's like most people have like.

[Grace]

The average is like a 3.0.

[Aaron McCann]

No, but you can start getting into college. That.

[Liam Dalton]

No, that's like a criminally bad one. I don't believe that. I think That's a lie.

[Aaron McCann]

16? How many jobs by 16?

[Grace]

Six.

[Aaron McCann]

Wait, the fact that you had to look at that.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, but. Or was that a play?

[Aaron McCann]

I'm going to say that's a lie.

[Liam Dalton]

I'm going to. Wait, hold on before we. I think we should get on board. I don't know how you ran that horseshit when I did mine, but let's talk this out.

[Aaron McCann]

She looked at her phone there when I asked.

[Liam Dalton]

She did, but she read the whole thing off her phone. Is that her just trying to psychologically play us?

[Grace]

Of course. That's also you trying to gaslight me into being prepared for the show.

[Liam Dalton]

Well, you're not involved in this.

[Grace]

I'm sorry. I'll drink.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay. Six jobs by 16.

[Aaron McCann]

By the way, gaslighting isn't this. All this Gamers.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, exactly. What the.

[Aaron McCann]

It's gaslighting the game.

[Liam Dalton]

What the hell was that? The Was that.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay, so, second one. What's your thoughts on that?

[Liam Dalton]

Which one is the second one?

[Grace]

The second one is I graduated high school with a 1.59 GPA.

[Aaron McCann]

Was that the last one?

[Grace]

That was the second one.

[Aaron McCann]

It was the last one.

[Grace]

Oh, what's happening?

[Liam Dalton]

I think they're.

[Aaron McCann]

All right.

[Grace]

Let me just run it back for.

[Aaron McCann]

You guys one more time.

[Grace]

I got suspended in high school two times, both on a technicality. I graduated high school with a 1.59 GPA, and I had six jobs by the age of 16. I tried to do things that you guys like, you don't know me from then.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah.

[Grace]

So I tried to do stuff like that to throw you guys, because you don't know.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay. So I know that they worked in an ice cream shop up. I feel like they worked at, like, a bar restaurant when they were young, because I know their mom did. But six by 16 sounds, like, illegal. I, I, I could be convinced of that, But I also think the GPA is really bad. But if that's true, I'm gonna seem like a dick. And Nora laughed when I said that, so I think it's true. Six jobs by 16.

[Grace]

Yep. There's a fly in here.

[Aaron McCann]

I'm.

[Liam Dalton]

Six times by 16.

[Aaron McCann]

I'm gonna go six jobs by 16.

[Liam Dalton]

I'm gonna agree with you on that, because I feel like she tried to derail us by being there's a fly in here. I think it's because we were getting to the truth. And I'm gonna go six jobs by 16.

[Grace]

The lie was I got suspended two times on a technicality.

[Liam Dalton]

God damn it.

[Grace]

Because it was only once on a technicality.

[Liam Dalton]

So that lie was on a technicality.

[Grace]

Technically, yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

Wow.

[Liam Dalton]

Damn. You had a 1.4 or something.

[Grace]

1.59. And my mom would play it on keno and win every time.

[Liam Dalton]

Damn. But you went to college for a little bit.

[Grace]

I did. I had to do community college first.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay.

[Grace]

They let anybody in there.

[Aaron McCann]

Damn.

[Grace]

Yeah, I had. I did have. I had six jobs. I did. I did. This place called Sully's. This place called Tad. All restaurants, Sully Ice cream place. This place called Dishes, this place called V Venus, and then my mom's restaurant. So sex.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, so at least I got some fun facts, right?

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

I'll take it.

[Grace]

That was good. That was good. That was good reasoning.

[Liam Dalton]

I'll take it. All right, Aon.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay. In my house, as soon as you walk in, there is pictures of all of my siblings graduation pictures. But in the middle of it, most prominent is a picture of my father with Dolly Parton. Second, Tyler, the creator, came to see me perform stand up in 2014 after I asked him to on forums break. And third, in 2003 at the Oma Le Center, DJ Casper was doing a tour of the Cha Cha Slide and invited me on stage as a child to do the Cha Cha Slide with him, along with about six other kids.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay. Tyler came to see a new stand up on what? Spring Form.

[Aaron McCann]

Form Spring.

[Liam Dalton]

Do you know what this is?

[Grace]

Yes, this is in a bullying app.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay. Here's the thing about this game that I don't love. I don't love when there's like technicality.

[Grace]

Yeah.

[Angie Hicks]

You can.

[Grace]

You can change. You can change a part of it to make it a lot.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, no, I don't like that. You don't like that one part. Like the full story can be true. But if he asked him on Twitter then.

[Grace]

Which I think is what it is.

[Liam Dalton]

I think that's what it is too.

[Grace]

Yeah. I don't think. You can't. You can't really. You couldn't talk to people on Form Spring, you idiot. It.

[Liam Dalton]

But then if we're gonna go down the technicality route, I know his dad has a picture with Dolly Parton. I don't know if it's in the middle of the pictures.

[Grace]

That's too far fetched.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, the third one, D.J. casper, along with the. I feel like he was coming up with it as he said it, but I think that's real because that sounds like something you would make up. So I think he's trying to trick us, you know?

[Grace]

Is that the guy who does. Down, down. Do your thing. Do your thing.

[Liam Dalton]

I think that's cute.

[Aaron McCann]

Cupid, he was one that won the earth. He like, he just had Cha cha sl.

[Liam Dalton]

Just cha cha sl. He actually died like two years ago. Rip.

[Grace]

Oh, DJ Cupid.

[Liam Dalton]

DJ Casper.

[Grace]

Oh, who's this?

[Liam Dalton]

The to to the left.

[Aaron McCann]

Take it back now, y'.

[Grace]

All. Oh, like the OG one. Oh, gotcha. Okay.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, not the chop chop one that you do.

[Grace]

No, Yeah, I know that one too. You don't have to get into that. I feel like. I don't think those guys are good guys.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay.

[Grace]

Good at this.

[Liam Dalton]

I think the Tyler one. The. We know the Tyler one is true. He went to go see him do standup, but I think it was probably on like Twitter.

[Grace]

It was Twitter. Cuz you can't. You can't talk to people on form Spring.

[Aaron McCann]

Is that your final answer?

[Grace]

That's my final answer.

[Aaron McCann]

Incorrect.

[Grace]

What?

[Aaron McCann]

I asked him for form Spring.

[Angie Hicks]

What?

[Grace]

Form Spring was something that you could write on someone's page and say and say things anonymously but you chose not to be anonymous.

[Aaron McCann]

It wasn't even. It wasn't even. It wasn't even a website people used in Ireland. But I saw that he used it quite frequently and would like answer questions so I initiated him agreeing to the possibility of coming to see me do stand up on that app and then finalized it on the same app.

[Liam Dalton]

Wow.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Grace]

And he really came.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Grace]

That's crazy.

[Liam Dalton]

Was the live DJ Casper? Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace]

That's good. That's pretty good.

[Liam Dalton]

God damn it.

[Grace]

It that's pretty good.

[Aaron McCann]

Cuz I thought you're on whenever you were like that sounds like like it sounds like you just made up as went along and I was like I.

[Liam Dalton]

Was kind of on to and then I just ignored myself.

[T-Mobile Customer]

Ever since switching to T Mobile, something weird has been happening. I get to cut lines.

[Aaron McCann]

Oh, right this way.

[T-Mobile Customer]

Who me? I can stream shows at 30,000ft and I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.

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[Grace]

Guess the answers on the whiteboard given to you. You Wait.

[Aaron McCann]

Whiteboards?

[Liam Dalton]

Oh what the hell is this? The Tonight Show?

[Aaron McCann]

The hell?

[Grace]

Okay, so whiteboard given to you. Oh my God. Whiteboard given to you.

[Aaron McCann]

America's the best. Shut the whiteboards.

[Liam Dalton]

That reminds me, we, we also used.

[Grace]

To have smart boards. Those were pretty cool.

[Liam Dalton]

This is I. I went away to college for one semester and one kid went, went yo queen sounds dope. They got like street lamps and I got to get the out of here. I'm never coming back here again. I'm going home.

[Grace]

Aaron just said that. I just pictured him as A punishment Having to clean the erasers of a chalkboard outside.

[Liam Dalton]

Wow. There's a nun with a ruler.

[Aaron McCann]

I'm sorry, Sister Agnes. Ever again.

[Grace]

So Nora. Nora's gonna ask us questions. I'm gonna repeat them because she doesn't have a mic. And we're gonna answer of these.

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, cool.

[Aaron McCann]

Let's rip it.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, no.

[Grace]

Who are the original American Idol judges?

[Aaron McCann]

This is already.

[Liam Dalton]

Bias. Culturally biased.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, I'd say so. Do you have to get first and second names?

[Grace]

Yeah, I say so.

[Liam Dalton]

There should be. But if you're an immigrant, you could do first names, I think.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay.

[Liam Dalton]

I just.

[Grace]

Let's go by Jeopardy. Rules, where you just say, like, whatever comes to mind and generalize it.

[Liam Dalton]

All right, I'm ready whenever you guys are.

[Grace]

Okay. One, two, three. Okay. Simon Cowell. Randy Jackson. Paula Abdul. Simon Cow. Randy Jackson. Paula. Paula. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right. I think we crushed it.

[Liam Dalton]

Thank you.

[Grace]

I wrote Abdul Jackson, Cowell. I couldn't remember if it was Randy, and then we were talking about Michael, so I was like, what wasn't. I know. I know it wasn't Michael.

[Liam Dalton]

But wait, was Randy in the Jackson 5?

[Aaron McCann]

No.

[Liam Dalton]

He might have been.

[Grace]

Next question. How long did Kim Kardashian's marriage to Chris Humphreys last? How long did.

[Aaron McCann]

Who the Is that?

[Grace]

How long did Kim Kardashian.

[Liam Dalton]

Listen, if you want this to be your Disneyland, you better learn our facts.

[Aaron McCann]

Chris Humphreys.

[Grace]

I just got to say it into the microphone so people at home can hear it. It's. Sorry. How long did Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries last?

[Aaron McCann]

Best marriage.

[Grace]

Marriage. Like when you. When you. For sickness and health and all that. Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

The thing you do before you have sex.

[Grace]

Yeah. Yes, because you have to. Okay, I'll count three. One, two, three. You said 90 days. I said six months. You said eight months. Nora.

[Liam Dalton]

We kind of said this.

[Grace]

72 days. 72 days. That's gonna go to. That's gonna go to Mr. Jackson himself. Go, Mr. Jackson.

[Liam Dalton]

That's actually my granny's.

[Grace]

All right, next question. Nora, which pop musician was considered for the role of Mary in Sinners before it went to Haley Seinfeld?

[Liam Dalton]

Wait. Sorry. All right, which.

[Grace]

What is it? Musician. Which popping. Oh, my God. I wish you had a microphone. Should I just say it into the mic? Yeah. Now Nora's gonna take over from mic positions because me repeating it is, like, brutal to everyone's ears. Years. Which pop musician was considered for the role of Marion Sinners before it went to Haley Seinfeld? Steinfeld. Steinfeld.

[Aaron McCann]

Who the. That.

[Grace]

Yeah. Nor. These are not fair for Irish.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, but he's seen Sinners.

[Aaron McCann]

It is a great film.

[Grace]

Yeah, it's about you.

[Aaron McCann]

I love one of those.

[Liam Dalton]

Pop musician.

[Aaron McCann]

Pop princess.

[Liam Dalton]

All right. You called her a princess.

[Grace]

Pop musician.

[Aaron McCann]

Okay, so not a princess.

[Liam Dalton]

I mean, depends how you look at it.

[Grace]

Okay. On the country. All right. One, two, three. Ariana Grande. Sabrina Carp Munch. Sabrina Carpenter. Okay. Halsey. Wow.

[Liam Dalton]

I could see that.

[Aaron McCann]

Did you say Sabrina Carpet Munch?

[Grace]

Yeah, of course. She wants to be gay so bad. Next question.

[Aaron McCann]

All right.

[Grace]

Which pop star is the godmother of both of Elton John's sons?

[Liam Dalton]

What the.

[Aaron McCann]

Me.

[Grace]

Oh, the godmother.

[Aaron McCann]

Actually might have this.

[Grace]

No, Just said knowing your own answer. Yeah. Okay. One, two, three. Madonna. Madonna. Share. Okay, well, we both went gay with it. We all went gay. You should have stayed with it. Lady Gaga. I said Lady Gaga. And that was the one I said. Ah, nah. Because I didn't think she was very motherly.

[Aaron McCann]

Compared to share. Who's just, you know, make yako brumble.

[Grace]

She'll make out.

[Liam Dalton]

Cocoa's my first choice.

[Grace]

Next question. What's the. What's the only food that doesn't spoil?

[Aaron McCann]

What the.

[Liam Dalton]

This Grace isn't very motherly. She's not gonna know this. I actually don't even know I have no. I didn't know any food existed.

[Grace]

No one's in the back laughing at my response because it's right on a technicality.

[Liam Dalton]

Ah, you.

[Aaron McCann]

Doesn't spoil.

[Grace]

I guess I got time to drink. Oh, yeah, we gotta count this down. We gotta. We got a show to do, boys.

[Aaron McCann]

I was gonna say.

[Grace]

No, don't show yours yet.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, she said 3, 2, 1.

[Grace]

Well, at least give him some kind of a shot. Something. Write something.

[Aaron McCann]

I don't stand by this.

[Grace]

All right. Sweet corn. Sweet corn.

[Liam Dalton]

I like that you prefaced sweet.

[Grace]

I will not die on this hill of sweet corn.

[Liam Dalton]

Sweet.

[Grace]

I said space food. You.

[Liam Dalton]

What is it, Honey? That's not food. Honey's not food. That.

[Grace]

Yeah. That's ridiculous. What else?

[Liam Dalton]

Did potatoes go bad?

[Grace]

Oh, I. How many seasons of the Oprah Winfrey show were there? Want to run that back into the microphone maybe? How many. How many seasons of the Whitney. Oh, Nora. Whitney Houston Show?

[Liam Dalton]

I would watch the Whitney Houston Show.

[Grace]

How many seasons of the Oprah Winfrey show did it run?

[Liam Dalton]

God didn't run.

[Grace]

Nice.

[Aaron McCann]

Jesus.

[Liam Dalton]

I know. There was that episode of Fresh Prince where they went on the Oprah Show.

[Grace]

What is that? Okay.

[Aaron McCann]

I can't wait to watch this, but is it Pure sham.

[Grace]

Serious. I got no idea. Sorry. I know.

[Aaron McCann]

J.

[Grace]

Hey, I'm done. I'm just so nervous about my answer that I go. I started looking around. Dude, I had someone tell on me for cheating on them once. I was a kid. It pissed me off.

[Aaron McCann]

That's mental.

[Grace]

All right, on the count of three. One, two, three. Now, you said what? 35.

[Liam Dalton]

35 plus the Drake and Josh episode.

[Grace]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Liam Dalton]

Remember when he ran over Oprah?

[Grace]

Yeah, I ran over Oprah. I ran over Oprah. 52 plus holiday specials. And then I tried to do do 2013 -1992 and couldn't do it.

[Aaron McCann]

Equals question mark, button on something.

[Grace]

I couldn't remember how to subtract that way, like, at all. I tried to carry something.

[Liam Dalton]

Dollar sign. What's the actual answer?

[Aaron McCann]

Last man. I definitely thought it was far more than that.

[Grace]

Last man said 25. 86.

[Aaron McCann]

Wow.

[Grace]

Started in 86, but a season and then it ended in Sorry, cuz I see I had the right idea of trying to figure out 2011.

[Liam Dalton]

Ended in 2011.

[Aaron McCann]

A season must be.

[Grace]

So I was off by a little bit. Well, you know what I started thinking about? And everybody hates Chris. He watches. He watches.

[Aaron McCann]

That's right. That's right. Great show. Really is really good show.

[Grace]

Because I just started watching it again, like, actually watching it, knowing who Chris Rock is and, like, not being a kid and being like, this is just a show, but it's about his life. And I didn't, like, get that when I was a kid.

[Aaron McCann]

So fun.

[Liam Dalton]

So genius to like, do commentary on a sitcom.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Grace]

About your own life.

[Liam Dalton]

Like, if that would be great for right now, where people's attention spans are terrible.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

To just, like, while you're watching the sitcom, have a comic, just be like. And that's what I said when this girl came up to me.

[Aaron McCann]

You know, I love the Barney Max show too. You couldn't get that. That script?

[Grace]

No, I've never seen that. Let's move on. According to Sesame Street, Elmo is eternally how old? I hate these questions. Okay. We all good?

[Liam Dalton]

Yep.

[Grace]

One, two, three. Oh, seven, eight. Eleven. Three and a half years old.

[Liam Dalton]

What the. How does he speak perfect English?

[Aaron McCann]

No, three years are ch.

[Liam Dalton]

That's.

[Grace]

Next question. Let's go quick. Okay.

[Liam Dalton]

Your honor, she looked older than me.

[Grace]

Thread, Softball and hard crack are three of the seven stages of making what Threads.

[Liam Dalton]

Softball and hard crack.

[Aaron McCann]

What the.

[Liam Dalton]

Nora.

[Aaron McCann]

Three of the seven stages of making what? Okay.

[Liam Dalton]

Softball and hard crack. What do you mean by hard crack? Huh? What's soft crack?

[Grace]

I Don't know.

[Liam Dalton]

Hard guy threads like the app and softball.

[Aaron McCann]

Three to seven stages of making.

[Grace]

Okay. One, two, three.

[Liam Dalton]

Wow. How did you guys get the same thing?

[Grace]

What was your thought process? I have no idea what that means. You said making. Okay. Making. Making love. Because that's what mine was. I also love how you experience.

[Aaron McCann]

I also. I love how you.

[Grace]

One for a fog chan ch make.

[Liam Dalton]

A L.

[Grace]

I made it in groovy 70s making love. I just.

[Liam Dalton]

I just heard softball, and I was.

[Grace]

Like, what the hell answer is that? Candy. Candy?

[Liam Dalton]

What do you mean, what the hell?

[Grace]

Nora, explain that. Making candy.

[Liam Dalton]

All right.

[Grace]

I said, can you. I said, can you explain that? I'm actually getting pissed. Candy. What? Yeah. What do you mean, hard candy? Like, hard candies that like a grandma. Okay, and what was the question?

[Aaron McCann]

I love why?

[Grace]

She's just saying fox.

[Aaron McCann]

And we're like, what do you mean by that?

[Grace]

This is so aggravating. Thread, softball, and hard crack are three of the seven stages of making one. Where did you find this? Online. Okay, up next, we got a game called who's more Likely to. We're really game based today.

[Aaron McCann]

I love us.

[Liam Dalton]

I like it.

[Grace]

That'll be good. You know, you got to think about clips. You got to think about walking in. You got to think about 20, 23 walking in.

[Aaron McCann]

Take a lap.

[Liam Dalton]

Who was that lady?

[Aaron McCann]

I can't wait to see accomplishment.

[Grace]

Okay, now this game's called who's more Likely to? All right, out of the three of us, we're gonna answer who's more likely to do whatever the hell's on this sheet Cheat. I got. So I do have to erase this. I'm sorry. Okay, and first up, who's more likely to get in a verbal altercation after a night out? One, two, three. Okay. All right, all right, all right. I've never seen this from you.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, you have. Toronto.

[Grace]

What happened to Toronto?

[Liam Dalton]

We'll be right back. This is amazing.

[Grace]

Up next, who's more likely to laugh the hardest at their own joke? 1, 2, 3. Okay, so none of this makes any sense.

[Liam Dalton]

We're too ashamed.

[Aaron McCann]

This is a full spectrum.

[Grace]

So Liam said none of us were too ashamed. I said all three of us were very funny. And Aaron just went for his own self.

[Liam Dalton]

I guess I was wrong.

[Grace]

True.

[Liam Dalton]

I guess I was wrong.

[Grace]

All right, next up, who's most likely to accidentally reveal someone else's secret? One.

[Aaron McCann]

Wait.

[Grace]

I mean, we gotta have a time boundary.

[Aaron McCann]

Get out of here.

[Liam Dalton]

That's true.

[Grace]

One. One, two, three. Okay, so none of us are on the same page.

[Liam Dalton]

We Kind of are.

[Grace]

I tell you secrets, you tell me secrets. I just didn't want to blame myself and. Yeah, you. We haven't seen you in a while. All right, up next.

[Liam Dalton]

I just remember a night where we both revealed each other's secrets.

[Grace]

Kind of would. What?

[Liam Dalton]

I'll tell you after.

[Grace]

Okay, thanks, guys.

[Liam Dalton]

Watching.

[Grace]

Up next, who's more likely to miss the joke and then laugh late? Can I just say, none of us?

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, I think that's fair.

[Grace]

I think.

[Liam Dalton]

But Aaron's writing.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, you didn't did it on this podcast. There's video evidence of you doing that.

[Grace]

Maybe that's my head. Why? I said, why don't we just move on?

[Liam Dalton]

No. 2046. We're like an end.

[Grace]

Well, we're recording this 2025. In my defense. Oh, okay. Who's more likely to say, can we cut this knowing it's staying in? Get in a physical alter. Oh, these are two separate things. Okay, who's more likely to say, can we cut this? Even though you know it's staying in? You know what I've been doing lately?

[Aaron McCann]

What's that?

[Grace]

I've been. I've been writing, but I. I write the. The second letter of the word first, so I think my brain's just glitching.

[Aaron McCann]

Second letter.

[Grace]

So, like, say I'm writing my name. I'll write R first and then have to go back for the G. Isn't.

[Aaron McCann]

That more dang or.

[Grace]

No, no, it is. I. My brain's moving before my hands, moving faster than my brain can or vice versa. Okay, so who. I should have kept that to myself. So who would say, can we cut this knowing it's staying in? For those of you listening at home, Aaron said, me. I said, liam and Aaron, because that I have final cut. And Liam said aaron. My mom calls a A Ron because she likes that sketch.

[Liam Dalton]

I respect it.

[Grace]

How's a. A Ron doing? Like, yes, I know you know that reference.

[Aaron McCann]

Super cool mom.

[Grace]

Super cool in with the black people.

[Liam Dalton]

I'm not a regular mom. I'm a black mom.

[Grace]

Oh. Who. Who's more likely to hold a grudge longer than they should? Oh, okay. One, two, three. No. Who's most likely to hold in a grudge longer than they should? Why would that be Nora?

[Aaron McCann]

I just. I couldn't think of either the two of you because I was like, I've never heard of either of you hold a grudge against someone, so I just picked Nora.

[Liam Dalton]

Really?

[Grace]

I really keep that to myself. Them. You got to be on the road with Us.

[Liam Dalton]

I was like, both of us.

[Aaron McCann]

For sure.

[Grace]

Both of us. 100%. We're just really cool, actually. Yeah, big time.

[Liam Dalton]

We just.

[Grace]

We just don't say nothing.

[Liam Dalton]

What happens in Kentucky stays in Kentucky. Nora. Nora's thick.

[Aaron McCann]

No, Nora. Nora wouldn't hold a grudge.

[Grace]

Oh. Who's most likely to be brutally honest when someone asks advice?

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, I have no idea.

[Grace]

Okay. One, two, three. Oh. You both went with Liam. It's cuz you guys hang out without me, so that's probably. I said me as of late. Sorry.

[Liam Dalton]

That's a good thing.

[Aaron McCann]

It's a good way to be.

[Grace]

Okay. And. And who is most likely to make an impulsive choice? Okay. One, two, three. Grace. I said me and Aaron. Liam's still ordering at the Baron.

[Liam Dalton]

The two most impulsive people I know that has been.

[Grace]

Oh, wait, actually, one more.

[Liam Dalton]

Let's go.

[Aaron McCann]

That is a fun way to live life, though, isn't that this.

[Grace]

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's just, like, hard to catch up once. Once you start lacking the impulsivity.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, well, sometimes the repercussions from the impulsivity catch up to you, and you're like, ah, bollocks.

[Grace]

Oops. You. It was fun for her. Sing it.

[Liam Dalton]

You're like, I'm on a train to DC for WrestleMania.

[Grace]

Did you really do that? You did that?

[Aaron McCann]

I had a house party, and then I took a. I was going to go to. Literally, the other day, I rang Lemon. I was like, I'm going to go see John Cena's last March in D.C. and he's like, really? And I was like, I. If I get to LaGuardia right now, if I. At 10 minutes past 5, I can make it to DC in time for it. And he's like, all right, no worries. We'll enjoy that. And then I finally, for the first time ever, didn't give him the impulse. I didn't go to John Cena's last match.

[Grace]

You didn't go?

[Aaron McCann]

I didn't go.

[Liam Dalton]

I think I did. I did tell you not to.

[Grace]

You know what? On your close friends, you said, should I run an impulsive trip real quick? And then. No, sorry. First you posted John Cena's thing, but I didn't see that. All I saw was you saying, should I run an impulsive trip to go see John Cena? Before I read the second line, I was going to be like, dude, impulsive. Yeah, go for it. And then I saw it was for John Cena, and I was like, you know what? I'm going to let him. I'M not going to add my input on this at all.

[Liam Dalton]

You're like, live your life. Not that life.

[Grace]

I was like, oh, yeah, that's awesome. Wait, what? For what?

[Aaron McCann]

I was going to side think about that.

[Grace]

It. Which leads us to our last question. Who is most likely to get nostalgic? All right.

[Liam Dalton]

The impulsive trip and then end up being John Cena's like, I'm down syndrome.

[Grace]

1, 2, 3. What? What do you mean?

[Aaron McCann]

I'm. I'm projecting.

[Grace]

All right, well, that's. That was that. Was that, was that. Jesus Christ. That was most likely too. Thanks for playing, guys.

[Liam Dalton]

Most likely I have a stroke.

[Grace]

Most likely should have gone on my flight tonight. No, no. Post pod clarity.

[Liam Dalton]

Post pod clarity. That was fun.

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[Aaron McCann]

Oh, right this way.

[T-Mobile Customer]

Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000ft and I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.

[T-Mobile Representative]

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[Grace]

You guys are going to come back on. I know you guys are going to be a fan favorite. So if this ever comes out, you will come back on. On. I would love that. And we can really dive into each of you separately. That would be awesome. I just thought this is like a fun way to get. Get it.

[Aaron McCann]

This is great. This is one man.

[Grace]

Have a blast. Rip it up like. Well, I'll like interview and another time. But this was fun. I had a blast. And we're gonna end on a segment we call Disgraceful Receipts. And this is where we show you your digital footprint and you have to explain yourselves.

[Aaron McCann]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Grace]

Yeah. So, yeah, this is. I don't really try to get anybody, but with this I do. Okay.

[Aaron McCann]

So, okay, I've accepted it.

[Grace]

And do we have any voicemails or anything? Yeah, didn't think so. We put it up. Okay. Up first we have.

[Liam Dalton]

How did you find this?

[Grace]

Nor is really good at her job.

[Aaron McCann]

Nora, was this in the robber disc?

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, of course. Yeah, this was. This was Covid psychosis rapper days. If you Think I was crazy when I was a rapper. Imagine when quarantine hit.

[Aaron McCann]

I'll be honest, that was really hard.

[Grace]

For a lot of rappers.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, we were the worst responders.

[Grace]

You were all wrapped up and cooped up.

[Aaron McCann]

I'll be honest. Sex shot. I like it.

[Liam Dalton]

Thanks, bro.

[Aaron McCann]

That could be an album cover.

[Liam Dalton]

Thanks, bro.

[Aaron McCann]

What's the context now? Like, what were you up to that Nick?

[Liam Dalton]

Okay, this is gonna sound even douchier. Obviously, I was up to nothing at all. This was in my house, but actually my house.

[Grace]

And I'm in the house bored. Are you the guy who made that?

[Liam Dalton]

That was me. Actually, a brand from Ireland sent me that T shirt, and they were like, hey, can you just post it? I was like, hell, yeah. And then I made it weird.

[Aaron McCann]

That's classic. Do you still have a bandana?

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, yeah. You want it?

[Grace]

And a crystal.

[Aaron McCann]

It wouldn't fit me.

[Liam Dalton]

Crystal. That's on me.

[Grace]

Oh, that was just.

[Liam Dalton]

That's just good vibes.

[Grace]

My bad, my bad. For those of you who are listening, get on YouTube now. In 2026, we really need to lock in. And by walking in, we really need this podcast to go nutty. And the only numbers we can see is on YouTube. And it will benefit you because then you get to see these pictures. Me to say that. Do you think it works? Who's that? I don't know. We're gonna keep that in, though.

[Liam Dalton]

You know who that is.

[Grace]

All right, up. Up next. Yes.

[Aaron McCann]

Sally O' Brien's shout out. Great nightclub.

[Grace]

Sally O' Brien's nightclub.

[Aaron McCann]

Sally O' Brien'S nightclub.

[Grace]

That sounds like a dance school.

[Aaron McCann]

They're gonna love this. Please give me a free Bushmills. Check it next month. Thank you. So this like a chicken breast with peppered onions and. Or, sorry, peppered sauce. We're gonna.

[Grace]

That is gross.

[Aaron McCann]

John McGur. Thank you.

[Liam Dalton]

No more shout outs.

[Aaron McCann]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. So I American now. I got my first watch, which was a nice wee gold Casio.

[Liam Dalton]

And you forgot how to put it.

[Aaron McCann]

On at the time.

[Grace]

Oh, my God.

[Aaron McCann]

At the time, my. My friend D. Tr Was the photographer for the nightclub, and he always used to get terrible pictures of me. Me, like, whenever I was hammer drunk, you know, you don't know how to drink it, like 18 years of age. So I was blocking every night, and he would always point the camera at me whenever I was hammered. And I had on the Casio and he was like, go on, flex that for a wee second there. And I was like, so you took it off? No, no problem. That all Flex.

[Grace]

You ever seen a music video? They just do this. Take it off.

[Liam Dalton]

Hold on a second.

[Grace]

You're feeling very.

[Liam Dalton]

You know what that is? That's when you're trying to flex a watch, but you have Irish guilt. You're like, it's not mine. I swear, it's not mine.

[Grace]

Who wants it? Who wants it?

[Liam Dalton]

I swear, I would never pay this amount of money for a watch.

[Grace]

I'm sorry.

[Aaron McCann]

35 quid.

[Liam Dalton]

You actually look like you're in, like, One Direction in that picture.

[Grace]

And so do you.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, no. Yeah. The hell, Nora. This is. I'm. I'm deleting.

[Aaron McCann]

Bring this back. I like this.

[Liam Dalton]

What do you mean by this?

[Aaron McCann]

Like, the goatee, the fucking mad shirt I love.

[Liam Dalton]

I still wear mad shirts. But the goatee and up that.

[Grace]

Saturation girl.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah, make it look like you're so ginger it hurts.

[Liam Dalton]

You ever get sunburned from the inside? Oh, man. That was SPF Suicide.

[Aaron McCann]

That was your rap name.

[Grace]

Oh, were you one of the boys? Oh, God, no. I haven't seen these yet. And this one, that was a real reaction.

[Aaron McCann]

So I'm in my pants. It was for charity. It was for charity.

[Grace]

It was.

[Liam Dalton]

It was literally always the excuse.

[Aaron McCann]

Well, yeah. Nothing fully with breast cancer, is there?

[Liam Dalton]

So that's what Caitlyn Jenner said, too.

[Grace]

Looks. Looks like you were trying to get some on.

[Liam Dalton]

No, hold on.

[Grace]

Hey, ladies, when you're done with those.

[Liam Dalton]

No, no, no, no. Charity.

[Aaron McCann]

I see my brother's graduation bets are in the background.

[Liam Dalton]

No, Charity was his drag name, actually.

[Grace]

Oh, that was the Charity.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, that's Charity.

[Grace]

Oh, her.

[Liam Dalton]

That's a little Miss Charity. We like to tip Charity at the.

[Grace]

End of the night.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, this money's going to Charity.

[Grace]

As soon. As soon as those movies expired, I. I just took them.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, wait, what is the actual story.

[Grace]

And what is the charity? I don't believe any of this. I swear.

[Aaron McCann]

It was like one of those, like, you know, like, Ice Bucket Challenge type thing where it's like, man, we don't do that. Whatever. And then it was on Facebook at the time. I can't believe you went for my Facebook ads, man.

[Grace]

No, I mean, we did Ice Bucket Challenge, but we didn't do.

[Aaron McCann]

If you read the caption, that could.

[Grace]

Have been a good joke there.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, I thought you were censoring yourself. And I was like, I was kind of. It's called the Growth.

[Aaron McCann]

That was a censorship sip.

[Liam Dalton]

This sip is brought to you by censorship. Thanks, Obama.

[Grace]

In 2026, we actually. We locked in, and we also sold Out. Thank you, Trump.

[Aaron McCann]

Thanks a lot. Appreciate it.

[Liam Dalton]

Donnie, we love you.

[Grace]

Oh, this just seems like a kit now. Before I show you, this looks like a kid that I would hate to have to go babysit. Yes, yes. He's given me such a hard time.

[Aaron McCann]

I love it. I'm just babysitter.

[Liam Dalton]

I'm just trying to get my waves right. That's all I'm doing.

[Grace]

Now you have a durag on. No drinking Mountain Dew, baby.

[Liam Dalton]

Mountain Dew. Is that code red? Oh, code red. You know, you already know know.

[Grace]

Code Red, Andy Ginger, double entendre.

[Liam Dalton]

Oh, man. Sometimes code red, you lay the towel down.

[Aaron McCann]

That's not you, that's me.

[Grace]

Those are your LA days.

[Aaron McCann]

Big head, you kind of look older.

[Liam Dalton]

There than you do now.

[Grace]

Yeah, like, you look like you're like twice divorced.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grace]

And how. How old are you there?

[Aaron McCann]

That's me with. See, that's what that is is no fishing head. And I look mental. Plus, it's my first time being exposed to California sun and my skin was not taken to it, as you can see. Just the big old reflection there off the lines in my forehead.

[Grace]

Like, oh, too hot coming to New York. Oh, too cold.

[Liam Dalton]

You're like, oma.

[Aaron McCann]

Just right.

[Liam Dalton]

I like how you're like, okay, I have a big head already. Let me make the. The ratio so that my head looks. Looks bigger than the Hollywood sign.

[Grace]

Oh, such a DOD south, that's so fresh off the go kind of thing.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah, like, you look like.

[Grace]

Holy one.

[Liam Dalton]

Can you believe that was mailed back home?

[Grace]

Oh, wow. As we've said, lots of. Lots of shows, lots of movies, all taking place right there at Liam's house. That's Donnie Wahlberg, who may just be kicked out of the Funky Bunch for the new renaissance of the Funky Bunch numbers. And we came back to square one.

[Liam Dalton]

Unfortunately, he's not included in the. In the reboot. But. But this. The printing ratio makes me look like I have have full on inbred lazy eyes. And I would like to say I only have half on.

[Grace]

Oh, who are these folks?

[Aaron McCann]

Oh, that's Colin Morgan. That was like one of the first times that met both of them. I used to run. And I'm gonna tell you another thing too. Ten years ago, this bar was great. That was. I used to have on my. Not even the university. I went to the opposing university. Queen's University Day. They had a radio station against Queens ever again. They had a.

[Grace]

They had a.

[Liam Dalton]

You saw that other picture. I put on the headband and I'll.

[Grace]

You up headband let's call it what it is. It's a durag.

[Aaron McCann]

They had a radio station and I had a afternoon H Pop show. No, sorry. Morning hip hop show called Rapucino.

[Grace]

If two idiots had met each other, we would be. A little bit earlier.

[Aaron McCann]

I would be.

[Grace]

Cuz. What we didn't mention is that Liam used to rap. You used to have a hip hop show and your name was. What. What was your disc jockey name?

[Aaron McCann]

Iron mch.

[Liam Dalton]

The show name?

[Aaron McCann]

Rapacino.

[Liam Dalton]

Rapin.

[Grace]

Rapacino.

[Aaron McCann]

Rapacino. I. I love early morning hip hop.

[Liam Dalton]

That's.

[Aaron McCann]

That's as good as it gets. That took me 72 hours. Got it.

[Grace]

Took you 72 hours to watch.

[Liam Dalton]

Figure it to throw up afterwards.

[Grace]

Jesus.

[T-Mobile Representative]

Hatred.

[Liam Dalton]

Yeah. That's when me and my family were all mannequins at Kmart. I forgot about that. Yeah. Before I was a real boy, I was a mannequin.

[Grace]

You know. That's a good kid.

[Aaron McCann]

That's lovely.

[Liam Dalton]

That's a robot. That's not a real kid. None of these people are real.

[Grace]

That's your set.

[Aaron McCann]

Mary is just sitting there like an absolute overlord. And all the offspring gathering render.

[Liam Dalton]

I hate, hate this picture so much.

[Grace]

I'm sorry. Let's move on.

[Aaron McCann]

Yes. That was when I lived in LA and I did a man on the street video and I basically just told a bunch of random Americans slang from Northern Ireland.

[Grace]

Okay.

[Aaron McCann]

Which is the time. Top comely. You know what I mean? Now I'd look at it and I go, Jesus Christ.

[Grace]

Buzzfeed days. Yeah, I. I forget you're a little bit older.

[Aaron McCann]

Yeah. Facebook.

[Liam Dalton]

What was the best moment you had on that?

[Aaron McCann]

So there's a festival.

[Liam Dalton]

Thanks.

[Grace]

I'm not.

[Aaron McCann]

I just go, you dumb. Move on.

[Grace]

So final statements.

[Aaron McCann]

Thank you for having me. It's been a pleasure. Happy Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone.

[Grace]

Oh, and then the whole Hollywood. Tell them where they can find you. I. That's. I think that's your camera right there.

[Aaron McCann]

@ McCann comedy on Instagram. Come see me. I'm tearing next.

[Grace]

Year.

[Aaron McCann]

Share. Thank you. Say share technically.

[Grace]

Cuz. Oh, yeah. Because. Yeah. Thank.

[Aaron McCann]

You. Thank you so.

[Grace]

Much.

[Aaron McCann]

Podcast. Listen to the bomb squad everywhere. You get.

[Grace]

Podcasts. And what's a secret you never told.

[Aaron McCann]

Anybody? I don't eat.

[Grace]

Fruit. Gross. All.

[Liam Dalton]

Right. That's your.

[Grace]

Secret. That's really. Yeah. I wouldn't tell people.

[Liam Dalton]

That. No, no, that's a.

[Grace]

Secret. No, that's not.

[Liam Dalton]

That's. No, but.

[Aaron McCann]

That'S. So what's the.

[Liam Dalton]

Secret? Don't fucking Bugs Bunny.

[Grace]

Me. He's so anti gay that he won't eat.

[Liam Dalton]

Fruit. Yeah, it's because when you're so fruity on the inside, you can't take any more.

[Aaron McCann]

Fruit. That's.

[Grace]

True. Too much. Thank you, Liam, for my joke. What's a secret you've never told.

[Liam Dalton]

Anybody? I kind of told it earlier when I told them that I got in trouble for calling a kid white man in fourth grade. Afraid that was. I never told anyone.

[Grace]

That. Oh.

[Aaron McCann]

That'S. I was so brave of.

[Grace]

You. So where. Where I come from, that's not even mentionable. Is that.

[Liam Dalton]

Bad? No. You guys don't call people white man. You call them the other.

[Aaron McCann]

Stuff.

[Grace]

Oh. We'll be right back. I'm Gracie Allen and this has been the show. This is your camera. And just do a shout out. Where can they find you? What's going on? And do all that jazz.

[Liam Dalton]

And. Yeah, Liam Dalton live on Instagram. Tik Tok and Venmo. I'll be on the road with Grace. I'll be touring next year. 2027. I'm manifesting it. No more shots.

[Grace]

2026. And and, and one more thing we do is one more time right at that camera, exactly where you were, because you're familiar with it now is you can just shout out whoever you want, rapid fire style, and we'll just end on that. So Liam, you'll get your turn right here. Just shout out anybody for as long as you want right there.

[Liam Dalton]

Right. Then shout out to Mary Dalton, my mother. I love you. Shout out to Ms. Zadeberg, my. My third grade teacher. When. When that happened, when the incident happened, she was kind of cool about it. The librarian was not cool about it. So don't shout out to her. She was like, oh, you called him white man. Why would you call him that? And I was like, cuz he's wearing a white shirt. And I was like, hi, I got her. And she was like, well, you're wearing a blue shirt. How'd you like if I called you blue man? I was like, I'd be devastated. I would never. And so shout out to her. Shout out to Ms. Macris, my. My fifth grade teacher. She was awesome too. Shout out to crazy John, who's a neighborhood crazy guy in my neighborhood.

[Grace]

Crazy.

[Liam Dalton]

She. He would walk around with a shopping cart. And then one time he came up to my house and he took the bushes in front of my house and put them in the cart and then just kept walking screaming at nobody. Shout out to him, I hope you're still alive, Rip. If you're not. Shout out to the crazy mask with flag ladies who would walk around with flags. I don't know if she ever sold them, but she acted like she was selling them and no one ever bought them. She would just have a shopping cart full of them. American flags. Shout out to her. Shout out to Nick from Joey's Pizzeria. He's kicked me out of there when I was in seventh grade a bunch of times, but now I go back and he just calls me a douchebag. And we're fine. It's cool. Shout out to the Mexican guy that works in the 99 cent store next door. Because one time I was walking home with my friend Felix and I went, felix, look, it's your dad. And then the Mexican guys chased us with a knife and we ended up having to hide in the Joey's Pizzeria bathroom until the guy left. And then we walked out. They were like, where are you hiding from? Like that guy was chasing us with the knife. And then like that guy was four feet tall, you idiots. And then they laughed at us. And I went home and to my mom. Shout to my home shots. My three sisters, Bridget, Moore, Katie. I just found about two half ones. Shout out to Maria. Shout out to the other one, I forgot her name. Shout out to my dad. He was never in my life, but he just sent a Christmas card for the first time ever. And the Christmas card said number one father. I don't know why he was sending that to us. He was like, hey, I'm. I'm not that bad. Haha. Wink wink. Shout out to. Shout out to Jimmy o', Shea, my mom's friend who she goes dancing with on Sunday nights. And, and he's in love with my mom and he keeps asking her to go on a date with her. And then this last week, it was like the final shot he was facing, he was so mad that my mom will not go out with him. And he went, mary, are you lesbian? And shout out to him. That was up you, Jimmy. It's on site. When I see you, I swear to God I'd catch me in the durag one more time. Shout out to chasers in Mass. But they just changed the name to Rosie o' Grady's Great bar. Shout out to Ocean prime, it's another bar. Last time we were there there, there were only three of us in there and there was one old guy in the back and he was really mad about the trivia. They were still doing trivia even though there's no one there. He was the Only one playing and he was like.

[Grace]

What?

[Liam Dalton]

That's. That was Frank Sinatra's second album. He was really mad about. I can't believe this guy. I can't believe he's a real person. He looked like he was in casting to play an Italian gold chain and everything. Shout out to that guy. And shout out to you for having me. I appreciate.

[Grace]

It. Thank you so much. Now that is everything. Thank you, man. That is everything for a whole year of doing this.

[Aaron McCann]

Podcast. That's.

[Grace]

Beautiful. That is exactly what I wanted people to.

[Aaron McCann]

Do. That is.

[Grace]

Beautiful. And they just would be like, shout out my manager. I was like, no, no. You can say whatever you want. Shout out whoever you want. And they would just be like, yeah, and my family, I guess. And that was everything I was looking for. That was also everything you were looking for in this podcast. I'm sorry we didn't get into your personal.

[Liam Dalton]

Stories. I needed.

[Grace]

Games. So look forward to Liam and Aaron coming on as a pod, as individual individuals and not just game.

[Aaron McCann]

Players. It's gonna be so hard to do an interview style podcast after.

[Grace]

This. I'd rather just never this. Get the whiteboards.

[Liam Dalton]

In. When were you first touched by your.

[Grace]

Priest? I could write it down. And good luck.

[Aaron McCann]

Following. I don't want to follow that. I don't want to follow that. Shared the rain McCann shared Dar shout the one last temptation and shared the grace.

[Grace]

Omali. Hey, shout out to you guys. Let's have a phenomenal year. I changed my flight for.

[Liam Dalton]

This. I have one sip left. Next round's on me with Liam D.

[Grace]

Coming. Bye.

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[Aaron McCann]

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