
Grace is here for the FIRST (fully) solo episode of Disgraceful! After being snowed IN in Vancouver, Grace sits down (with a 6+ pack of God's favorite liquid: Bud Light) to unpack her shows in Vancouver, the mania of the winter blizzard, and the impossible mission of finding a bar playing US football in Canada. Grace's hops through recent pop culture from Charli XCX's The Moment, Oscar Snubs, and her one-sided beef with Rachael Ray. Have a day, much love & enjoy the show! Leave us a voicemail here: speakpipe.com/disgraceful Get tour tickets here: https://laylo.com/laylo-gomalley/m/ggetthemtix https://www.graceomalleycomedy.com/
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I got this thing about Sundays. Some people go to church. I overindulge. That's just, that's just who I am. This is just the way things are. What's up, you guys? Welcome back to another episode of Disgraceful. I got two things to say. Go pats and fuck ice. Now. I gotta say, I didn't think it was gonna be just me today. Me and 30, maybe 40 beers. I can't really see out of my left eye, so I'm not really sure what's really going on here. I'm in Vancouver and, and I wasn't planning on being stuck in Vancouver, but there is a, there is a blizzy. There's a blizzy in the northeast. And for once in my life, I have FOMO about a snowstorm. I, I'm seeing everyone, everyone's having a blast. Throwing, throwing frigging snowballs in the park, hanging out, just, just going willy nilly style. And I'm in Vancouver. It's like 45 degrees here. 40 degrees. I'm, I'm exaggerating a little bit. I got to throw a little more emphasis on things just because I'm by myself and I'm feeling a little loopy doo doo. So what's happening here is I was in Vancouver for shows and it wasn't actually Vancouver. They were very, they were very adamant on telling me I wasn't actually in Vancouver. I was in New west. And that's like the suburbs, I guess, is what people were saying. And those shows were. I had one really great one that I love so much and luckily my friend Liam, who, who opens with Me, his family was at that one. So that was, that was good. I, I, I felt like maybe I was showing off and I didn't even know it. And so that, that rock. Thank you everyone to who came out. Thank you to everyone who came out. That's a weird way to say it, I guess. Let's have a beer. I need to get back to myself here. Thinking about doing Dry February. Sorry. Nor is on the phone on the computer over here. But she's not allowed to talk. Okay. She's not allowed to talk. Now it just looks like I'm screaming at a computer. That's how I think this the show's gonna go. Did I mention I can't see out of my left eye? Now for those of you listening, I just took a big old gulp of God's favorite beer. Now I didn't particularly prep this episode because what this episode was supposed to be was me and Lucas Zelnick from But I can't make it back in time because I'm stuck in Vancouver. So it's going to be a one on one with Gigi. So far, the, the things I had Nora prep me a page of things I could talk about. Let's just run through what she's put on the agenda. Anything funny happen in Vancouver? She's asking. Well, let's see. Liam, Liam's family all lives here in a part of Vancouver and this particular part is all Irish people. And last night we went to their local watering hole and it was like a bunch of leprechauns fell into that hole. It was a lot of Irishmen and I love, I love me an Irishman, if you know me, that, you know, that's my favorite. But my only concern is I really have to walk in when I'm talking to these fuckers. It's like you get every other word and God forbid you ask them what this, what they're saying, like one, one extra time. Like, are you fucking American? Yeah, I know, I know. But you, you are, you are talking a mile a minute and mumbling, mumbling and cackling. But we had a, we had a great time. We ended up in a shed. Yeah, I heard Chappelle has a shed out, out that he like throws parties in. It wasn't that kind of a shed. It was just, you know, you run in the mill shed. And luckily for us they had, they had won a raffle where they had 75 bottles of wine in the shed. So we just, we would, we were passing around wine, having a blast. Drinking and being merry and meanwhile, my whole family was getting stowed in. In a snowstorm. And I got to tell you, there's nothing better than being from Boston. Yeah, we're just going to pivot all the time during this episode. There's nothing better than being from Boston. Truly and honestly, I'll never forget where I'm from. I'll never forget how I was raised. And I'll just. I'll never. I'll never stop talking the way I do, you know? And a lot of people say, hey, Grace, don't you fake that accent. I wish. I wish. But he can't. You can't fake that. Maybe. Maybe there's a little more emphasis sometimes. I don't want to do this. I'm not good at doing it by myself. Keep that in, please. Oh, Nora added here, everyone's acting like the blizzard is the apocalypse. Yeah. What the is wrong with everybody? Especially in New York. I'm not understanding that at all. Because the good thing about New York is you go down to the bodega, you go get whatever you need. The small essentials. They're all going to be right there. All. We don't have to clear out the grocery store. I mean, leave some for the rest of everybody also. You motherfuckers. Half of you don't even cook. I know that for a fucking fact. Half of you don't even cook. And you know what the best thing is about a blizzard in New York? You can walk your ass over to a bar, go have some bar food you don't need. You. You don't need all this supplies. You live in one of the biggest metropolitan cities of all time in the suburbs of Massachusetts, though. I get that. I get that. Now back to Mass. Now, I was calling my mom yesterday, and she had the best setup of all time. The FOMO was really kicking in because she had just went grocery shopping because they need the supplies, and she just went grocery shopping. The blizzard was incoming. All of her kids were home, and the Pats were about to start. Does it get better than that? Does it get better than that at all? You know, and. And. And then to have a. A snow day the next day. My mom's a school bus driver. She's the day off tomorrow because of the blizzard. Let's go. Let's go. We could go. You get as drunk as you want, celebrate the Pats going to the Super Bowl. Oh, my God, I wish I was home right now. I wish I was in. I wish I was home. I wish I was in New York. But I'm in Vancouver, and I love Vancouver, but I wasn't staying in Vancouver proper while I was here, so I didn't get the full Vancouver experience because everyone was telling me, you're gonna love Vancouver. You're gonna love Vancouver. I was not in Vancouver. I'm seeing it now. Where this, where the studio is, is, I think Vancouver proper, and it seems lovely. I think a lot of movies are filmed here and television shows. Speaking of television shows, another Canadian television show, heated rivalry. It would be in a dead horse, but it was on the agenda here today to talk about that. Those fellas are carrying the torch to the Winter Olympics in Italy. Oh, God love them. That place is a shithole. I fucking hate Italy. That's where the Olympics are. Oh, my God. Hey, if I have any words of advice, if you ever want to go to the Olympics, go the next. Go in another four years, because these fucking Italians, they are not going to like you as a tourist in their neck of the woods. Let me tell you that. And there's. Oh, my God. No, it sounds like such a show. Oh, it's happening right now. They say they carried the tours today. You say I missed all of that. It's crazy what you, you don't see when you don't have cable, I guess, because even. Oh, that was my big thing. I wanted to watch the Pats game today, and I'm, I'm in. I'm in Canada. As soon as I got to Canada, I really, I, I found out that my flight was going to be canceled. And I was like, yeah, I kind of, I kind of knew that going into it. And so I asked around. I was like, do you guys know any places that, that play American football? And the guy goes, yeah, I don't know about that. I was like, oh, okay, that sucks. All right, I guess I'll just call around. He's like, yeah, you could call around. Definitely call around. But I am not a football fan. I'm actually not a sports fan. I was like, you just don't, you don't really fuck with sports. I, I, I guess I get that. He's like, yeah, just absolutely think it's really silly. I was like, all right, this is a fucking fun, small combo conversation we're having here, pal. So then I, I started asking more people, and they're like, we have no idea. And, and what was bad was they thought I was saying New west, which was the, the area that we were in, but I was saying US Football, New West. Like, no, US Yeah, newest. I'm like, I Forget it. So then I ended up watching the. The playoff Patriots game off my mom's phone via Facet. I felt like I was with my family. It was nice. What else we got on the docket we've got going to San Francisco? Oh.
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Grace O'Malley
Oh. I. I just feel like Jennifer Aniston when she's in that, that, that, that, that show, the Friend show. It's called Friends. Oh, oh, you don't. Oh, you don't say. I've never said I was good at impressions, but yeah, Nora and I are going to San Francisco. We were going anyways because we doing something for work and it has just made it 13 times. Foner. Foner. Foner. That. The passer in the ball. Now I feel like I've said everything here where it's really. I'm really bored with even what I'm saying out of my mouth. It's fucking bizarre to just keep talking and talking and talking without a response. Anyone who films a podcast by themselves is a crazy person. I'll. I'll just say that outright. You're a fucking lunatic, because. What do you mean? You. You just go on a tangent forever and ever and ever, and you don't even look at anything. You just have that much to say. Do you have any friends? Yeah. When do you ever. When do you ever. Is this the only time you get things off your chest? Last night I was between a rock and a hard place. You know, if anyone tells me to stay, I'm gonna stay, and I'll overstay my welcome. And that, that's something I'm. I'm really good at. But when it comes to the Irish, they also. They also do. So it's 6:30 in the morning. I'm leaving the shed with the only other person who knows how to get into the Airbnb for which we are staying at. So I was like, I simply must go home with Liam's sister. Now the rest of the shed is saying, grace, don't go. You gotta stay. And I'm like, okay, I will. I felt like Pete Davidson and like those sketches where it's like, okay, but, yeah. And so I. I found myself and I was like, you know what? I really want to watch the games tomorrow, so I gotta be smart. And they're like, no, fuck that. You're not gonna watch the game. You're gonna be hungover. I'm like, yeah, you're so right. I'm gonna stay. And then I realized that key component of you got to get back into that airbnb So I went and I went. Now, what has happened in the past month or so that I could fill you guys in on? Let's go back to Christmas. Christmas. I had. I had a fun surprise for my parents. I love giving gifts. I know, I know Christmas is over, but I never really talked to you guys about any of this. I love giving gifts. I think it's like a. Like, it's probably like my favorite thing to do. Do. I guess I show affection through gift giving. I burped even that com. Oh, that was garlicky. You know when you hung over and you just get everything. I. I was sitting in the living room of the Airbnb today and everyone came in. I go, oh, my God. I thought you guys were sleeping. I just ordered food. I'm so sorry. And they go, oh, well, what'd you get? I go, oh, I got it. I was hungry, so I got spaghetti, an Italian sandwich, meatballs, garlic bread. I'm not done. Nora just left to the computer. She unmuted herself just so she could. She could tell me she was laughing at that. Yeah, no, I got that. That was the food. And then I got a Gatorade, a water, a crushed grape, a Dr. Pepper and a Starbucks coffee. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I got. I got this thing about Sundays. Some people go to church. I overindulge. That's just. That's just who I am. This is just the way things are. I want to go back to me talking about my shows Now I don't even know if this episode can even come out because it is all over the place, but want to go back to my shows. For a while there, I thought I was damned. I thought I. I thought I was cursed. Because although I really appreciate everyone who came out to these past couple shows, I have feelings of which they were not the best. And I don't have the fondest memories of these shows. And I felt like I was going to have to quit forever. Sometimes you just get in the stump. I believe that American Idol can change my life for the better. Abc.
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Hi guys. Welcome back. So I did just take a quick pause to talk to Nora off camera via computer. And what we decided is that this podcast is out of control crazy. And it will be titled Mush Brain Hungover Rant. Hungover Mush Brain Rant. Now, thank you for following along if you've made it this far. I'm just gonna go through some categories because I need a little structure in my life today because anything I'm saying is I don't even know if it's funny or making any sense. So let's go into Aries. Styles dropped his 30 day residency at fucking MSG. Okay? Now what's important here is I fucking love this vibe of the new album we got Aperture. I came out to Aperture these last shows this weekend. Only a couple girly pops understood what I was doing. But I guess they're not big Harry fans. I guess he's not coming here. So I'm losing it for this because I love EDM and I'm a late to the game Harry Styles fan. And I'm sorry that I'm. I'm so late about this, but the problem you guys might have with me is that I only got in because of the last concerts at msg. And what I say to you is I had to see it to believe it. And, and Jesus Christ, he got me good, man. And I, I have a lot of animosity that is directed towards me through my sister Nora, because she hates that I just, I just am a bandwagon. But I do that for everything and I stand by that. You think I watched all the Patriots games this year? No, but I'll be with. I'll be there. I'll be at the Super Bowl. I won't be inside the super bowl, but I will be at the super bowl with my Patriots jersey on, representing my hometown team. And you might say grace, last year you wore a bunch of jerseys. Yeah, well, I was a fan of any team that would put me on the field. And I've said, if I've said it once, I've said it 13,000 times on this podcast. Now, I did go into the game last year. I didn't know how good our seats were. So I guess Alex Cooper didn't want to go. So I got her tickets, and it was through Sirius. And I just looked up how much those tickets would be if I bought them. $200,000 each for those super bowl tickets. Are you fucking kidding me? I just looked up how much tickets are for this year. $6,000 each for nosebleeds. This shit is no joke. Now my big concern here is I am going there for a work thingy. Work thingy. Usually, you know, I, I, I'll be, I'll be paid for the work thingy. I'm worried I'm gonna take that pay from the work thingy and buy super bowl tickets while I'm there for the work thingy as if no payment was ever made. Free super bowl tickets. There's a way to justify everything in my brain, which is a problem, because even with all the things I ordered today to make my hangover go away, that's exactly why I ordered all of it. I was like, I need this. This is my medicine. So, Nora. Oh, Nora's typing in the chat. James Wedding Now. Who's James Wedding? Oh, she's typing it in as we speak. He's an ex Olympic snowboarder. Oh, we're back to the Olympics. Legit. The new El Chapo. Yeah, I did see that. Is it. He's a snowboarder. Okay. Got arrested for cocaine drug trafficking. Okay. Yeah, I don't know what to do with that. I, I want to start crying, actually, you guys. I really want to start crying, actually. Do you guys want to just cry right now? I don't know what the fuck I was talking about, but now I'm talking about Fred Again. So Fred Again has been doing shows in New York every weekend that I have been gone for shows myself. Now this weekend is, I think, the last weekend he's there. Now I have asked every single fucking person I know if they have any kind of connection that could help me get into the show because there are no tickets available anywhere. Now. I guess what I'm going to do here is use this time to plead my case to just about anybody. Hi, I'm Grace o'. Malley. I'm kind of a fan groupie for Fred Again. And I haven't seen him on his last tour, but before that, I saw him about maybe eight times, I think, and I just really love and adore the guy. When I feel sad, I put his music on. When I get ready for a show, I put his music on. When I want the Vibes to be good in a group setting. I put his music on. You can do no wrong with goddamn Fred. Again and again and again and again. Now last time he came to town, my sister and I waited out front as if there was any kind of line at all for this pop up show. We found out where it was going to be right before it got released. We got there, everyone was wrapped around the block and we, we just got in line knowing, not knowing if the line was accurate or not. So then we're in line and he drops a ticket link. Now while we're talking to everybody like, oh my God, like how's this gonna work? And it ends up being a lottery. Now we got the shittiest ass numbers and the Nora's phone died. And so we only had one phone working with and we only have one phone working with. And then everyone's tickets were revoked and like they're like, okay, let's do this again. And like while we're about to click the link to do it again, everyone starts running. So I'm like, oh, they're just letting everybody in now. So we start running and everybody's running. And then it turns out they had the, they just went with that last link. It was a whole fucking all to say that it was a whole fucking to do. Now we didn't make it in, but what we did do was hang out outside thinking that maybe they would let some people in. They didn't. And so I kind of posted at Fred again, but not inside. Kind of like super bowl at super bowl, not inside as I posted that. And I had a lot of my friends reach out and say, dude, I could have got you into that show, no problem at all. Well, I'm reaching out to the same people and I don't know what's happening. I, I, apparently they either never had to pull to begin with or they've pulled away and out of my life. So I don't know what's going on, man. I, I would love to see it. I guess this is my, this is my direct to camera plague. I, if you could ever hook a girl up with some Fred Again tickets, I would, I was, I would say I would kiss you, but I don't know if you want a smooch from a, a devil like me. I feel like a sandstorm of a mess right now, today. But anytime you, you need a favor, I'm happy to return the favor tenfold. Call me. Let's see what else is in the news. Wicked2 didn't get mentioned for an Oscar. Thank God it sucked ass. Hilary Duff is back. Thank God she rocks. More in the news, the Moment by Charli XCX premiered at Sundance. Now this is a mockumentary of the Brat tour, which was actually called the Sweat Tour. I don't know why it wasn't called Brat. I love Charlie so much. I really do. I'm, I'm, I'm her. Right or die, baby girl. I will say, when Nori and I went to that concert, we didn't know that the vibes were going to be switching on and off between Charlie does one song and Troy Sivan does the other. That did kind of screw me up when I was on shrooms because we were like party girl. And then it'd be like, that's choice of haunt. Of course. I'm really good at impressions, I think. Yeah, as you know, is supposed to call me back. It's kind of crazy they haven't yet.
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Green Day announced for super bowl with bad Bunny. Trump is not going because they're both hateful. I'll tell you what, my dad, my dad was early, early in on the the Trump beliefs before Trump even said him. So I don't know what that makes, I don't know what that makes them like, you know when people are like, I got in early on this artist before anyone knew my dad got in early on Green Day in, in the hateful sense. I do remember being a kid and, and my dad saying, yeah, it's Too bad. Green Day's really talented. But I don't like their politics. Like, oh, they're just trying to, you know, stand up for people who can't. We got Jesse Plemons snubbed for the Oscars. That is the begonia. Poor bastard. Oh, more in the news. Savannah Gunthery has her voice back. Thank God. There's some people. There's some people I. You ever have like a one side of beef with. I think. I think I. I shouldn't say that. Just in case one day maybe if I ever go on the tay. Probably shouldn't say that, right? Well, I have beef with Rachel Ray and it's a one sided beef and she's never going to know about it. And I've never met her in my life, but ever since I was a little girl, I see her in a. In a magazine and I say, that's not my cup of tea. There's something about her. Her demeanor. Why do I sound like Tucker Carlson? So my brain's working so poorly that I just tried to have a discussion with Nora here on the computer Again. Um, she's kind of like my Karen to my plankton today. And what we discussed was that my performance on this podcast today has been subpar. And I agree. It's me and you guys. What are your hopes? What are your dreams? What's. What's something you always wanted to be? Quit your job. Leave your husband. Do that. Find you. Find your dream. Find your beach. Find a will. Where there's a way. You got this, baby. Maybe I could read my notes. Fill some time. Just see how crazy my notes are. I'm a psychopath. Especially today. Let's find out what we got for notes. Oh, I just checked my text. I just got an invitation to a brunch, and it doesn't say why. And I'll tell you why. It's because my friend Lindsay, I got invited to a brunch from my best friend Lindsay. And of course, I have to assume it's to be asked to be a bridesmaid. Yeah. Can you say that? Are you allowed to say that? I know what it is. It's kind of funny. We all just kind of pretend like, oh, it's a. It's a brunch. Please come. It's very important that you come. I would like. I would really like you to come, but we all know why. But it's a lot more fun to ask in real life, so I totally get it. Let's see what we have for notes. Can we just throw in for the next. For the last 15 minutes, can we just throw in a clip from Back to the Future, too? Do you think there. There'd be a problem with copyright there? There might be if we. Yeah, I think maybe if we speed it up and then we could make it like four different videos. And the four different videos are a clip from Backup to Future 2, a pinball machine. It's got to be this corner. And then Monkey on a unicycle car crash. Can we do that? I think we. I think we should do that. And. And for anyone listening on audio, that's going to be too much for you guys. So you could. You could go over to the YouTube, which apparently we got to get more eyes on. So I guess we have a lot of listeners just of the listening type, and we need more people on YouTube. And why am I asking you to go on YouTube is. Because you got to see these four clips that we're about to play all at the same time, all with full volume. I think we should do. I'm already really pumped about it. So, yeah, I think that's what we're going to leave the last 15 minutes up to.15. Okay. The last five minutes of this podcast will be Back to the Future to. Nope, don't say it. Don't say it. Pinball machine. Monkey on the unicycle, car crash. Yeah, I can't wait. I really can't wait. Oh, yeah. If you're with any of your friends right now, gather them around the computer. This is really important. Gather around the computer. Grab. Gather around your phone. Put it up while you're driving. Put it in front of the driver. Make sure that it's big iPad. So it's like they could still kind of see the road and just grab a bunch of beers and. And watch. And watch cinema. Because, you know, we're getting away from right now. Right now, in our lifetime, we are getting away from the Cinema. And Leonardo DiCaprio, he said that we might. We might lose cinema as a whole. And. And we would hate to see that because. Because he said people aren't going to go see a movie anymore. And so he thinks that movies are going to become the. The new jazz club, which kind of. Kind of says a lot about how he feels about jazz. Because if you love jazz, you'll find wherever you are. I only listen to country music when I'm in the countryside. I got to tell you, I kind of like it when it's the early 2000s. Early 2000s kind. Because I know every word. I pretty Much like any song. I know every word too. My dad told me the Dixie Chicks were bad growing up, but they were just being. They were just trying to be nice. They were just Democrats, actually. They just. They were literally. Is that all they did? They were just Democrats. And they said it once and dad said. I thought they were like, the way my dad would describe things and like, you know how you're so dumb when you're a kid? Like, I saw. I don't know if I've said it on this podcast before, but I saw. I was very influenced by what, what older people around me were saying. But I only got context clues from, like, magazines and. Yeah, pretty much magazines and. And hearing every other word that an adult was saying. And so, like, the Dixie Chicks were. As far as I could, I was concerned. The Dixie chicks had done 9, 11, and. And Clay Aiken had something to do with it too, because he was gay. And that was. That was bad because that's what the magazine said. It was like, Clay Aiken gay? I'm like, all right, I don't know what gay is, but if they really have to point it out this much, then it must be a problem. He must be working with the Dixie Chicks on. On something miraculously evil. And Tiger Woods, I. It blew my mind, dude. Like, he did something that I couldn't even fathom He. He cheated on his wife. But I thought. I don't know what I thought. I think. I thought he was Hugh Hefner. I think he was just like. Like the golf version of Hugh Hefner. I would have loved. Do they still do Playboy Bunny potties? I got to get to one of those. I tell you guys a secret. I haven't been laid in two years. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, this is what that looks like. Don't let your friends fall down a hole like this. Nor is laughing through the computer. Don't let your friends fall down a hole like this. Because what it, what it turns you into is the ultimate pick me of all time. Look at me, I'm drinking a. A stack of beer. I've got seven brain cells left because I had to stay up till 6:30 and wanted to be cool. And I got a patriot shirt. Shirt on. And it's not just a shirt, it's a jersey. Asked me how long it was in the box all season until the playoffs. But now I broke it out. Glasses on, because I can't see out of my left eye. Check on your friends. Make sure that. Make sure they're porking because I don't like what? I don't like what's happening here. What the 2024? Not 2026. Yeah, that was two years ago. Jesus. Time flies when you. When you're long and. Oh, oh, you know what? You know what? I tried to fix this. I tried to fix this. I. I downloaded Hinge when I was feeling really bad about myself. That's the only time I do it. And the last time I was on Hinge, I had deleted Hinge because I was getting sick and tired of this bullshit. And we can all tiptoe when, when they start throwing out grenades at you and I'm. I'm. Trust me, I'm already detonated but myself. But when they start throwing out grenades with you, that's like, fuck this. Fuck that. I'll probably just get a cat. So I thought heavily on getting a cat. Can't take care of a cat. Personal. Am basically on the run. You could just call. You could call it on tour, but I'm basically on the run for myself. So I've never. I am. I don't actually feel like that. I used to be a very sad girl. I'm not sad anymore. I don't know why I'm saying something so sad. It's just cuz I'm having one of those days. It's just one of those days you're not supposed to record when you're. When you. When you're so hungover you haven't slept and you have no one to bounce anything off of. You just feel like a psychopath. That is what I'm trying to. To tell you, Nora. I feel like a psychopath. And that's the only reason we were fighting is because I feel so crazy. Talking to yourself is a crazy thing. It's kind of reminding me of like mental hospital vibes. And I don't like that I went there for. For anyone new listening. Trust me, there isn't anyone. But for anyone who's new here. Yeah, I. I've had my fair share of a stay.
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Grace O'Malley
So I thought I would drink all nine of these beers, but really this one is going down like fucking knives down my throat. Oh. So I ordered a Hinge and it shipped accordingly. 2 day shipping business days only. And when I, when I re reenlisted. When I reenlisted to Hinge, you know, the, the, the service provider that protects our nation. When I signed back on to Hinge as a protector myself now, I had a lot of bites. I'll tell you right now. I, I have a ton of bites. And I still haven't nor is probably concerned and wondering. So I told her, I have a lot of bites on Hinge. She goes, let's go through them. And I said no, because I did girls too and I've never done that before. And then I was so scared to tell her and I was like embarrassed and I feel like I should go to therapy. But I have so many. I have 50 plus 99 plus likes on hinge. That's fucking nuts. Those are numbies. And I am too scared to go through them. But yeah, I think that's all just to say weird brag. But really what I wanted to say with that was if you aren't getting bites on Hinge, I think you just have to delete your account and start over. And then it gives you like a whole new algo because I, I mean, I wasn't getting any. And then we got 50 fucking 99 plus. I mean, again, I made this three weeks ago and I haven't checked it, but that'll make you feel good, huh? And you shouldn't go on dating apps just to feel good. That's. That's a, that's a bunch of malarkey. I was trying to put myself out there and then I said, oh my God, that sounds so scary. I don't want to do that. Why is this the con? The content in here is Ogre. I'll take a picture and put it on the screen. There's Ogre and the Bud Lights here in Canada. You guys think I'm pretty. I'm serious. Real quick. Before we go, I just want to say happy birthday to Nora. Nora's birthday is going to be February 4, 2026. She's turning 24. And, yeah, I've asked her the last two weeks, how old are you again? She said, 23. And I said, no, you're not. And shout out to everybody who wears jeans. I wish I had a pair that fit me. And maybe I could find a belt. Now what the deal with that? I can't believe I'm doing this in front of a stranger. I look so crazy. I'm looking forward to summer. Because what I was talking about earlier and I didn't even tell you guys, is that I'm going to Ireland with my family. I think I meant to tell you that, but I didn't tell you that at all. I, I, I got my parents a trip to Ireland, and I got them little, little sweaters, and they came in a box and it was like, all done nice. And the patterns of the sweaters were of their, their family's clan. And I know. I fucking hate that word too. It's just like what it is. It's just like, that's what it's called. And so I got them each their family's clan sweater. That just sounds fucking bad, dude. Well, anywho, I got them that, and then they were like, oh, my God, I love this sweater. My mom started crying. She's like, fucking love this sweater. And I was like, mom, like, let me just get you a sweater. And so I underneath the sweater, I put a little note. And they opened up the note and it said, may the road rise up to meet you. June 2026. So we'll be in Ireland June 2026. Very excited. We're gonna try and go to as many spots as we can. We're gonna drive around. I don't know if you guys know this is my favorite fun fact of all time, but Ireland, from top to bottom, when you drive from the top to the bottom, it is eight hours total. And we're just gonna try to see southern Ireland. And I think we're thinking of going to Dinkle Mayo, a sneaky third, and then end in Dublin for the night. We're gonna go for like a week. And I'm super stoked and super excited. And I had to make up for lost time because my papa, my, my dad, my pops, he didn't get to go to Hawaii when I got my mama trip to Hawaii last year. And that was Kind of mean of me. And so I thought this was a good little trip. I also got my sister's luggage and inside the luggage were like more presents. And inside those presents or no, my. I have my mom holding these envelopes. And in the envelopes were were these cards that said we're going on vacation because I want to take my sisters on a. On a. On a sister trip vacation for like a long weekend. And it was also a scratch off to reveal we were where we were going. And when they scratched it off there was a question mark. Because I still haven't figured out where a 11 year old, a 19 year old and a 24 and a redacted age can all go together. Where it makes sense, where everyone's having a good time. I think we're gonna have to go whoop dee doo and rip a cruise. I think that's the only way to keep an 11 year old entertained and the 19 year old happy with on a little bit of drinks on international waters. And then me and Nora just get to be like Bob and Star go to Del Mar. So anyways, yeah, that's the vibe for Nora and I will we watch our little sisters have a blast. I think that's gonna be the trip. But let me know if you guys have any recommendations of other ideas because a cruise could be kind of crazy. I feel like just like going absolutely not nutso with all of my siblings who are all drastically different ages. That's why I'm looking forward to the summer. Drop a link to a psychiatrist in New York and unsubscribe. Thank God. Thank you guys so much for watching. It's been a pleasure. I'm sorry about this. They can't always be bangers. Now when you see me on a solo episode, don't skip it. I'll prep better. But I. I gotta go. I. I don't have anywhere to live. Please enjoy this next five minutes.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
We're going back to the future.
Grace O'Malley
Marty. Oh, dog. Marty. We're gonna get to see our wedding. Oh wow.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
They got hoverboards here, don't they? Oh, Biff's here. They got that same clock though it's digital now. Back to the future. Can you tell we couldn't use it for copyright reasons. So futuristic here.
Grace O'Malley
Wow.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Should probably get up to act this out, huh? Can't. It's freezing. It's so cold in the studio. I mean in the future. Well, at least we don't have to watch our parents have sex. Hey, that kid looks just like me. Is that my Son. Don't try to screw your son. That's weird. Back to the future, too. Back to the future. We went all the way back to the future. Quick, get back in the DeLorean. Oh, no. Going to be stuck in 2026. Who's to say? Quick, get in the DeLorean. Ah, I'm such a mad scientist. I wonder if they'll make a cartoon.
Grace O'Malley
About this one day.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick.
Grace O'Malley
Rick.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Rick and Morty.
Grace O'Malley
Bath.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Hoverboards. Hoverboards.
Grace O'Malley
Lightning.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Dancing.
Grace O'Malley
Oh, the.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Oh, the music. So different than the 80s. Back to the future. Can't really remember what happens in the plot. Get back into delorean quick.
Grace O'Malley
Why? How do.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Hey, hey, it's me, Marty.
Grace O'Malley
Morty. How.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
What is the name? Marty?
Grace O'Malley
Marty.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Morty's Rick and Morty. And what's his. What's the scientist name? Nobody knows. Doc.
Grace O'Malley
Doc.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Hey, Doc. How do I know you? Just a kid from the 80s.
Grace O'Malley
Parking lot.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Back to the future, too. Get back in the DeLorean. Oh, quick, Biff. The third one's gonna be brutal. Unless you like westerns. Is this five minutes yet?
Grace O'Malley
Jesus.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
55 seconds left. 55 seconds left. Back to the future, too. I mean, I feel like they would.
Grace O'Malley
They should just let us use the clip. No.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Okay, back to the feature too. Quick, get on the hoverboard. This flying cars, they got nothing, right? There's just way.
Grace O'Malley
Mosquito.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Now what's a waymo.
Grace O'Malley
I don't know.
Back to the Future Skit Performer
Get back in the DeLorean quick.
Grace O'Malley
You're done.
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Grace O'Malley
We only met a month ago.
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Host: Grace O’Malley
Date: January 29, 2026
This loose, unscripted solo episode finds Grace O’Malley stranded in Vancouver by a Northeast blizzard, hungover, and flying solo for the first time on the podcast. Expect a vulnerable, chaotic, and comedic audio diary as Grace reflects on her travels, Boston upbringing, family, music obsessions, and her own “mush brain” while bouncing between random topics aided virtually and silently by her sister Nora.
Grace moves through a fast-paced assortment of pop culture topics.
On being a Bostonian:
“I’ll never forget where I’m from. I’ll never forget how I was raised. And I’ll just. I’ll never. I’ll never stop talking the way I do, you know? And a lot of people say, hey, Grace, don’t you fake that accent. I wish.” (06:23)
On solo podcasting:
“What do you mean? You. You just go on a tangent forever and ever and ever, and you don’t even look at anything. You just have that much to say. Do you have any friends?” (12:12)
On the pain of hangovers:
“So I thought I would drink all nine of these beers, but really this one is going down like fucking knives down my throat.” (36:29)
On family, music, and nostalgia:
“When I feel sad, I put his music on. When I get ready for a show, I put his music on. When I want the Vibes to be good in a group setting. I put his music on.” – on Fred Again (20:25)
On solo overshares:
“Don’t let your friends fall down a hole like this. Nor is laughing through the computer. Don’t let your friends fall down a hole like this. Because what it, what it turns you into is the ultimate pick me of all time… Check on your friends. Make sure that. Make sure they’re porking because I don’t like what? I don’t like what’s happening here.” (33:51)
If you want to experience the unfiltered chaos of a solo, hungover comedian reckoning with homesickness, FOMO, family love, and post-party regret—all with a critical Boston eye and plenty of pop culture riffs—this is a wild, very human episode. “Mush Brain Hungover Rant” definitely lives up to its name.
For the truest taste, listen for the wild tangents, quick pivots, candid overshares, and running Nora commentary (muted but ever-present).