Biden, Boobs & Bumblebees: Adam Ray

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Biden, Boobs & Bumblebees: Adam Ray"

Episode Details

• Title: Biden, Boobs & Bumblebees: Adam Ray
• Podcast: Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley
• Host: Grace O'Malley
• Guest: Adam Ray
• Release Date: March 6, 2025

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Introduction

In this lively episode of Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley, Grace welcomes comedian Adam Ray as her guest. Despite meeting for the first time on the show, their chemistry is palpable, setting the stage for an engaging and humorous conversation.

Notable Quote:

• Grace O'Malley [01:27]: "Coming at you live from a shady Manhattan studio, it's Disgraceful, featuring your gracious ginger host."

Getting Comfortable

Grace and Adam dive into casual banter, discussing their backgrounds and initial impressions. Adam shares his nervousness about appearing on the podcast, which Grace humorously frames as an affable quality.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Ray [02:01]: "This is all very new to me. I'm a nervous wreck also."
• Grace O'Malley [02:15]: "That's also what races say."

Personal Stories and Comedic Insights

The duo transitions into personal anecdotes, reminiscing about movies like Patriots Day and Harry and the Hendersons. They poke fun at public figures such as Mark Wahlberg and delve into humorous takes on childhood memories and early jobs.

Notable Quotes:

• Grace O'Malley [03:03]: "I take. I'm here for it."
• Adam Ray [04:25]: "Harry and the Hendersons... he's taking care of everything that the."

Touring and Showbiz Life

Adam discusses his touring experiences, sharing stories from events like the Super Bowl and interactions with other celebrities. Grace and Adam exchange laughs over the chaotic nature of the entertainment industry and the challenges of maintaining friendships amidst the hustle.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Ray [11:10]: "I went last year, but I didn't go in. It was like the whole media of it all kind of thing."
• Grace O'Malley [11:31]: "You guys are very gesture filled, and I'm here for it."

Relationship and Family Dynamics

A heartfelt segment unfolds as Grace and Adam talk about their relationships and family life. Grace shares amusing yet sincere stories about her parents and her relationship with Adam, highlighting the importance of humor in handling personal struggles.

Notable Quotes:

• Grace O'Malley [16:09]: "I accidentally took 80 milligrams of THC last night. I thought it was CBD."
• Adam Ray [25:09]: "Being an alcoholic who also wakes up every single day just with worries and regrets."

Comedy Techniques and Jokes

Adam introduces a segment where he shares jokes from his notes, exploring the creative process behind comedy. Grace reciprocates by discussing her own comedic bits, emphasizing the spontaneity and adaptability required in stand-up.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Ray [44:29]: "This is how podcasts should be. It's just like regimented."
• Grace O'Malley [45:14]: "It's honestly too much. It was almost like it was so much hope."

Social Media and Personal Life

The conversation shifts to the role of social media, particularly TikTok, in their lives. Grace highlights the platform's ability to reveal untold stories and expose hidden realities, while Adam shares his unique way of unwinding with chaotic music instead of traditional relaxation methods.

Notable Quotes:

• Grace O'Malley [27:57]: "People on TikTok are like, 'Oh, here's a place where you can truly put up anything.'"
• Adam Ray [08:32]: "I don't like to unwind at all. I like chaos."

Final Thoughts and Promotions

As the episode wraps up, Grace and Adam reflect on their time together, reinforcing the importance of laughter and resilience. They promote Adam's upcoming tours and Grace's online presence, ensuring listeners know where to follow their comedic journeys.

Notable Quotes:

• Grace O'Malley [54:26]: "You guys are very gesture filled, and I'm here for it."
• Adam Ray [55:35]: "I just wanted to thank you for coming on."

Conclusion

"Biden, Boobs & Bumblebees: Adam Ray" is a testament to the dynamic interplay between host and guest, blending personal stories with sharp humor. Grace and Adam's candid discussions offer listeners both laughs and relatable moments, making it a standout episode in the Disgraceful series.

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Key Takeaways:

• Chemistry: Despite being first-time acquaintances, Grace and Adam exhibit a strong rapport.
• Humor: The episode is rich with comedic anecdotes, playful banter, and spontaneous jokes.
• Relatability: Personal stories about family, relationships, and the entertainment industry resonate with listeners.
• Engagement: Interactive segments like sharing jokes from notes add depth and variety to the conversation.

Recommended For:
Listeners seeking a blend of humor, personal insights, and engaging conversations between comedians.

Transcript

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[Adam Ray]

Welcome back to Disgraceful, the podcast, the show. Who knows? We're not really sure yet. Anywho, I'm back here in the New York studio office. What you're about to see was filmed in the LA office quite a few minutes ago. By minutes, I mean months, weeks, days, really. This episode is with my dear friend Adam Ray. You'll notice that we aren't friends yet. We are meeting for the first time on this episode. And then after this episode, we hung out at the Super Bowl. That's where we became bros for life. I wish we could have filmed after that once. We were already comfortable with each other. But, you know, it is what it is. And this is showbiz, baby. So I hope you enjoy this episode. Thank you. Bye bye.

[Grace O'Malley]

Coming at you live from a shady Manhattan studio, it's Disgraceful, featuring your gracious ginger host.

[Adam Ray]

Hey, watch yourself. Only I can say that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, boss. Whatever you say. You pay my bills. Give it up for Grace O'Malley.

[Adam Ray]

All right, guys, welcome to Disgraceful. We're here with Adam Ray. Give it up for Adam Ray, everybody.

[Grace O'Malley]

Buddy, good. How we start?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, this is.

[Grace O'Malley]

Still figuring out.

[Adam Ray]

This is all very new to me. I'm a nervous wreck also. On top of everything.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really?

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

So now, is that. Is that kind of like a redeeming quality that people like when they. They get to know you? They're like. It's, you know, it's affable. How. How kind of. You know, because you seem very content.

[Adam Ray]

Do you see? Somebody else said that, too. I think Bert said I seem very content, but I am a nervous wreck, and at all times, and I say it before you can judge me for it. I think that's what I do. Yeah. That's a T shirt. Yeah, Y.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's also what races say.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, yeah, no, that too. I also believe in. If you can claim it, you can say it's.

[Grace O'Malley]

Where are you from again?

[Adam Ray]

I'm from Boston.

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you climbing in the ranks as far as the Boston, like, do do. Like, who do you consider the Boston. What's the Mount Rushmore of Boston Bostonians?

[Adam Ray]

I'm curious to see what you think. Okay, mine's. Mine's Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.

[Grace O'Malley]

Gotta put them up there.

[Adam Ray]

They're right there. And then John Krasinski, he's from. He's from Massachusetts, too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Get up at 4am Can I do some crunches? Can I eat some Captain Crunch?

[Adam Ray]

I can't stand him. I know. You shouldn't say that. You shouldn't say that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I take. I'm here for it.

[Adam Ray]

I used to be his biggest fan.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then he got.

[Adam Ray]

He got too religious and too in your face about how early he wakes up. And he lost me at. When he gets up at 3am to flex his pecs.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, days off, I'll wake up totally just doing a pet flex at 4am I'll wake up at 2am and think. I don't like when I'm waking up in the middle of the night having meat sweats and wet dreams and being like, fuck. Wahlberg's already been up doing a cold plunge. Fucking.

[Adam Ray]

He opened all the Wahlburgers around the world.

[Grace O'Malley]

Opening another Wahlburger in Shanghai before I even fudgeing opened both pubes. Yeah. What a fuck. Yeah, Fudge. You do feel bad.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know, man.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, because here's the thing. Do it. You don't have to post about it. You know, you're not inspired. You're more. You're making us feel bad. More than inspiring.

[Adam Ray]

And not only is he posting it, he had a documentary saying, look at how many companies I have. And you know what happens to those guys? They go bankrupt.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, wow.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know. I don't think I should do.

[Grace O'Malley]

This is great. You're finding your voice. This is what the podcast is.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know. Guess what, dude?

[Grace O'Malley]

Patriots Day. Not a good. No, it was great movie.

[Adam Ray]

That's what I dropped.

[Grace O'Malley]

Movie. Great movie. Did you see that movie?

[Adam Ray]

I. I saw the life I was just with.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, Jimmy Oyang, he was in that movie. He played the. He played the guy that took Wahlberg. Oh. To go. No, the Bomber. That's Right. Got it in Jimmy's car.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wild, Wild movie.

[Adam Ray]

You know what really happened in real life?

[Grace O'Malley]

What?

[Adam Ray]

Patriots Day.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, that's based on.

[Adam Ray]

No, I know.

[Grace O'Malley]

So is Harry and the Hendersons, by the way.

[Adam Ray]

What's that?

[Grace O'Malley]

You haven't seen Harry and the Hendersons? All right, well, then the joke doesn't work.

[Adam Ray]

Damn it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Here in the Henderson is a movie where John Lithgow. Do you know who that is?

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Third Rock from the Sun. That's a sitcom. Before your time. John Lithgow. How would you know John Lithgow? Do you ever see the movie? This is 40 with Paul Rudd.

[Adam Ray]

Yes, of course.

[Grace O'Malley]

He. John Lithgow. Well, that's Harry and the Hendersons. So John Lithgow plays a dad.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

He was Lord Farquhar and Shrek.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Got it. This kind of talks like this Harry. So in Harry and the Hendersons, he hits a Sasquatch with his car with his family. They're driving to Go Kimming, and he puts the Sasquatch on his car as you do. You don't leave it for dead. You bring it home and, you know, chaos ensues. Harry wakes up, becomes a part of the family. The movie. You're not going to see it, are you? Oh, you will?

[Adam Ray]

No, but I want to know the ending.

[Grace O'Malley]

The ending. They basically, after he become. You know, it's one of those things too, where people come over and like, you can't have a Sasquatch here. But now he's helping the kid, you know, learn math and he's doing dioramas for the daughter and he's feeding the dog and he's fingering the white. He's just. He's taking care of everything that the. That John Lithal couldn't really handle. And then finally was like, we got to send him back to his family because he was wandering on the. Around the woods and I felt bad because I thought I killed him. But now we got to take him back because his family's probably like, where is he? We heard a clunk and then dad was gone. And we got to bring him back, but Harry didn't want to go back. So there's a scene. It's really emotional. I mean, it's. And I never cried at a Bigfoot anything before. And I still don't even think he's real. You know, people that do and you know who you are. Like, what are you. What are you doing?

[Adam Ray]

More mention cry, but Bigfoot.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, great.

[Adam Ray]

You're in touch with your.

[Grace O'Malley]

Your emotions, I think so more. Yeah, 1,000%. And so he's like, go back into the woods, Harry. Go get out of here. And here' like, I don't, I don't do voices. I don't do Bigfoot impression. But he's like, he's like, I got it, Frankenstein. So he's like, he's like, all right, you know, I'll go back. He doesn't talk, but he, he said. He groans like, all right, fine, I'll go. And then he wouldn't go though, at first. So John Lithcal throws rocks at him. It's like, what? He's like, get the out of here, Harry. And then he just goes and he just turns around and runs away. And then it's really sad because the kids are like, dad, don't. Like he said, don't make him go. And then. And he's like, shut up, Billy. You. You know. And the wife's like, John. And he's like, that's my real name. Call me by my character name, you know. And then Harry goes back into the woods and. And then when they do drive away, then you see him reunite with the Bigfoot family. Oh, all as well.

[Adam Ray]

How's that correlate to the Boston bombing?

[Grace O'Malley]

Was that.

[Adam Ray]

How's that correlate to the Boston bombing?

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know how we got here, but come see me on the road. Adami.com for my tour dates.

[Adam Ray]

Absolutely.

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[Adam Ray]

I, I, I realized that I, I don't like to unwind at all. Like, you know, some people like to unwind and watch like a comfort movie or something. I like chaos. Like when I'm getting ready for a show, I'll listen to like, like deep house crazy music. And even though I'm like wicked stressed out, my sister pointed it out the other day. She's like, this is not calming you down. I'm like, I know. It's making it worse. It's kind of good. Like, I like it.

[Grace O'Malley]

You like it?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Kind of like the, the blood to bubble a bit.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. What about you? Do you, what do you listen to, like, music before you go up? Yeah, I like to, oh, like while you're getting. I guess, I guess men don't really get ready.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like to shoot this more so like.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't like to sit in silence. I like to be, it kind of warms me. Like the first time I, and only time I ever did a late night couch situation was on Craig Ferguson show and I brought Andrew Santino with me. And I'm a little nervous and I'm, you know, hanging out, but, and kind of like in my head. And then he just kept like busting balls with me and, and shooting the, and it, I didn't realize. And then he said it after. And then he was even like, he's like, come take a shot of whiskey with me. I was like, I'm not going to be fucked up when I'm on air. And he's like, you're going to be drunk off a tiny shot. So we did it. Loosen me up. But then he just kept engaging with me and I was like, oh, that really helped. It just, it got me in the, the jokey mood. Yeah. And so I, I, I try to go out of my way to do that versus just sitting there cold and then going on stage, you know?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. So does that, does that like, determine like who you bring on the road with you? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Got to be a fun hang in somebody that you're just, that is, yeah. That likes to converse.

[Adam Ray]

Shoot the. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But if, if no one's there with me, then I don't know that I'll sing the Tarzan soundtrack alone to myself.

[Adam Ray]

How's that go again?

[Grace O'Malley]

There's just one song on the soundtrack that I really resonate with.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Phil Collins, you'll be in my heart.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, of course you'll be.

[Grace O'Malley]

The Whole thing.

[Adam Ray]

I just. Just know that you'll be in my heart.

[Grace O'Malley]

Just know there's got to be somebody out there that showed up to a girl's house for Valentine's Day. Or maybe it was like.

[Adam Ray]

Was you. Is that how you got you. Is that how you married your wife?

[Grace O'Malley]

There's gotta be. There's gotta be some guy out there that like, sent that to a girl. Yeah. Some idiot. And it worked.

[Adam Ray]

I am, I'm very excited I'm coming to see you. This is gonna be a little. Not as timely, but I'm regardless, very excited to see you on Saturday at. Over in. They call it nola, right?

[Grace O'Malley]

Nola.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

At the UNO Arena.

[Adam Ray]

At the UNO arena, yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, I'm super pumped, like, very stoked.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it should be a good time. It's. Yeah, it's Burt Kreischer, Nikki Glaser, Tony Inchcliffe and Medullo. Dr. Phil and Super Bowl. I mean, that whole atmosphere. I don't know if you've been to that.

[Adam Ray]

I went last year, but I didn't go in. It was like the whole media of it all kind of thing.

[Grace O'Malley]

But yeah, I went to some parties and whatnot.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's pretty wild. It's just every, like, I saw in like the, in the shortest five minute period, Shaq, Guy Fieri and Michael Phelps. And by the way, Mary Kill.

[Adam Ray]

Wow, that's a good one. They're all gonna kill me. I think if you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Them.

[Adam Ray]

If I.

[Grace O'Malley]

Them.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, I would. I think.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's a good, That's a good approach, I think. All right, well then who would you. Well, look, Phelps is like six, five.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And a swimmer, so.

[Adam Ray]

And he loves smoking weed, which was a huge problem back in the day.

[Grace O'Malley]

A huge problem.

[Adam Ray]

It was. I can't get over how, like, I thought Tiger woods killed somebody. And I thought Michael woods killed somebody. I thought so. But he just cheated on his wife. But as a, a younger person, seeing him getting taken off the Wheaties container, I thought he killed somebody. Oh, and then Michael Phelps, he smoked weed. And I thought he was killing people for drugs. Like, just the way that the media.

[Grace O'Malley]

Was getting your information.

[Adam Ray]

I was really stupid. I would read. I would like, I like, I must have had dyslexia or something because I'd read like the headline in the magazine store, and I just, I just like, read half of it, I guess.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. So Michael Phelps busted for weed. And you're like, dude, who did he kill?

[Adam Ray]

Like, who did he bust? Like, what do you mean? He's busting.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's amazing.

[Adam Ray]

He's busting people's heads open.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shaq would probably destroy. Yeah, right.

[Adam Ray]

Absolutely, 1,000%.

[Grace O'Malley]

But also maybe he's a gentle giant. I don't know.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, you never know. His. His, his most recent girly pop is about yay high, I think.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yikes.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

That type of a size difference to me just screams like someone's ending up in the er.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. You know, I think, yeah, she could probably fit in his mouth.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

We'll be right back. She probably.

[Adam Ray]

I never get like that. I never do gross stuff like that. I don't know what's going on.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're perfect.

[Adam Ray]

So I do have a segment for you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, great.

[Adam Ray]

I know this is all over the place. I'm so sorry.

[Grace O'Malley]

This is how podcasts should be. It's just like regimented. It would feel like a public access or like an 8th grade talent show.

[Adam Ray]

And that's.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. You know, you don't want to go wrong. No. You want to be all over the place.

[Adam Ray]

All right, so this is, this is a segment I would like to do. I don't know if you know, but I used to have a podcast and I'm looking for a new co host and I, I'm everyone I have on. I'm. I'm just going to feel the vibe, see if anyone's a good fit, you. And I'll put you in the running if you're interested.

[Grace O'Malley]

Let's go.

[Adam Ray]

Because you don't have a thousand things on your plate. So if you had to pick any character from adamraetv.com to sub in for you, if you had a prior engagement as a host on this show, who would you sub in?

[Grace O'Malley]

Probably President Joe Biden. Because look, America, there's a lot going on right now. First of all, I'm still the first black woman president. Come on, give it up. The price of eggs went down because you're but up, up. Loving it. We're gonna get the milk. We're gonna get milk straight out of the tits. We're. Put it in the jars. Put it in the cereal. You have breast milk on your Froster Flakes. They're great. Come on now. They're pretty good. I've had them for dinner. Froster flakes for dinner. Come on. Remember, I hope I can count your vote in 2095. Me in jail and Hunter and Baron. Baron Trump. He's a little monkeypox. Little COVID 19. Little HPV low HBO. Don't cancel me. Come on. So Probably. Probably him.

[Adam Ray]

All right, cool. Yeah. What happens if he dies?

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm never gonna die. Never. I'm never gonna quit. I'm never gonna. If I get knocked down, I'll get up again like, chumbawoma. Come on. Where's my chumbawoma? Cam over here. Over there. Party over here. Party. Hey, come on. I'm like a wrecking ball. Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus. That guy's more drunk than the lead singer of Smash Mouth. Don't cancel me. Ah, Thomas the train engine. What are we doing right now? Lego my ego, but also two girls, one cup. Come on.

[Adam Ray]

Thank God.

[Grace O'Malley]

If he dies, I mean. Yeah, he's 81. He got older real quick. Trump is. Is also getting old. The dementia is kicking in big time.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I literally saw a clip the other day when they were like, what do you. Why did you pull out of the World Health Organization? He was like, because we were sending condoms to Hamas, was his answer.

[Adam Ray]

That was a real answer for.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah. Oh, he thinks we're sending. Dominicanums are spending a lot of money on condoms to Hamas. My point is, they're too. I just don't like. I think Obama's, like, 47, and there's just. I feel like 50 is a sweet spot.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

We got to stop putting so much but, you know, value in, like, 70. Dude, you're in your prime when you hit 78. My dad is 78. I wouldn't vote for him for anything. Maybe eighth coolest guy in the assisted living home. I talked to him three days ago, and I was like. I go, dad, dad, how you just, you know, just buy himself trying to chicken on the morning? I was like, how you doing? He's like, I accidentally took 80 milligrams of THC last night. I thought it was CBD.

[Adam Ray]

Oh. Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

I go, jesus Christ.

[Adam Ray]

Where's he getting his hands on that?

[Grace O'Malley]

Totally. And I go, are you okay? And he goes, well, I was trying to take off my hoodie, and I got stuck in it for four hours. I thought I was going to die. Like, holy. He goes, I watched 27 episodes of Naked and Afraid. He's like. And I'd seen them all, you know? So I was just kind of talking along with the. With the story lines.

[Adam Ray]

But it's funny because your parents turned into you when you were 12.

[Grace O'Malley]

1000%.

[Adam Ray]

It's like. It's just like a whole role reversal thing.

[Grace O'Malley]

Just the circle of life.

[Adam Ray]

And they're trying not to get caught, too, because he probably should have called you and said, I'm stuck in my hoodie.

[Grace O'Malley]

But he could have had his. His phone died.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, no.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's true trauma, by the way. Like, no, to. To the outside world. And you're stuck in. He's. He's literally thought he was like, I'm going to die like this.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know. Like, I would assume I was already dead. Like, that's so scary.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's taking some spills, too. It's wild. He's. He's. He's fall. He's. He's like, we. He had to. We tried to tell him he's got to wear his life alert bracelet, and he. He doesn't. And he just keeps falling and breaking something. But then he gets up and he's like, I'm back in rehab. But, you know, it's. I'm always. You know.

[Adam Ray]

Did they go down? They come back three times stronger sometimes?

[Grace O'Malley]

I think so.

[Adam Ray]

I think so. Your dad sounds like a champ. Honestly. That's what I'm getting from this.

[Grace O'Malley]

Someone's been watching Mark Wahlberg Instagram stories.

[Adam Ray]

Well, you know.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, you get stronger. I.

[Adam Ray]

Tell your mother I said that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Tell your mother. You hate that, don't you?

[Adam Ray]

I can't say my mother hates it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Also, what are you. What. What are you talking to my mom for?

[Adam Ray]

Why. Why does my mother need to hear a hello from you?

[Grace O'Malley]

She does not.

[Adam Ray]

They're happily married.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's talking to Donnie, you know, on the block.

[Adam Ray]

Rat bastard, too. You know what? I ain't. I guess not.

[Grace O'Malley]

Where do you get your burgers from? Is there a Boston.

[Adam Ray]

Where do I get my burgers from?

[Grace O'Malley]

A Boston bird?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, there's a place. Castle Island. I used to. I used to flip patties there when I was 14. It's a. It's a classic.

[Grace O'Malley]

And patties. Can you concur? Wow.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Castle Island.

[Adam Ray]

Castle island feels like a fun spot. It was. Yeah. It's like a place where people go.

[Grace O'Malley]

It is a true island where the burger joint was a part of the whole industry. Or was Castle island the name?

[Adam Ray]

Castle island is the place that you go to go, you know, a little bit, and then it's. It's really on the water. It's like a peninsula at the end of, like, South Boston. And there's so happy to be a hot dog stand with patties and whatnot.

[Grace O'Malley]

Let's go.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, it's good stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

There is something about a place like that that you go, oh, they probably had fun. Hats for the employees.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, there's probably a documentary about this place.

[Adam Ray]

1,000%.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

That was. What was your first job?

[Grace O'Malley]

I worked at Albertsons. The grocery store.

[Adam Ray]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was bagging groceries for about four. Well, I was there for four years all through high school. But it was a fun job. I liked being around people.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Friends of freshman in high school. So made some cool friends with some older kids that also worked there from the school. And. And then I was like a stalker. The put. Putting the eggs and beer and milk away. Yeah. That kind of stalker. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Then I'm. Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I guess. But no. Did you ever try voices out on people when you were.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, I would. The first a girl a friend of mine ever talked to was me impersonating a girl that everybody had a crush on at her school.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, really?

[Grace O'Malley]

And she wanted nothing to do with me, probably because I had bigger breasts than she did. I was a real big kid in fourth, fifth grade. I wore my T shirt when I swam. Not because I was embarrassed. I didn't want to make the girls jealous with what I was working with, of course. And I felt like that was considerate. It's really scary because girls at that age, and you can correct me if I'm wrong, but flat chested, butt wanting boot, like, you know, where'd you get them sweet ass titties? Adam is like, what? I got asked a lot, you know, and then I'd be like, I got two words for you. Pop tart appetizer. And so I impersonated her to my buddy because he had a crush on her. And my voice was just higher, obviously. And I. That was one of the first things that made me go, oh, I have a decent ear to, like, be able to mimic.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then I would do teachers a little bit. And then more as high school went on, I'd. Other teachers and basketball coaches and whatever. And then. Yeah, because I'm not like, I don't try to. I'm not like an impressionist that like really sits and works on it. I listen, and if I can do it and I hear it and it sounds like that, then I feel like it's. I'm. I don't. If I can't do it, I can't do it.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. I think. And I think you. You probably as a kid did it like, in a fun way, not in, like, a little way.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, you can see.

[Adam Ray]

You seem like, like, like you keep it, like, light. And you weren't. You weren't trying to, like, hurt feelings kind of thing.

[Grace O'Malley]

Totally. And also sparingly, like, nobody also wants the person that's just on all the time. Yeah, I mean I do have. Some are brilliant and if they. One of them was. Was at our wedding a few years ago. A guy, Jonathan Kite, and brilliant impressionist, one of truly the best out there. And he. My friends had known of him from being on the podcast and, and we were all drinking and smoking and he, he just, I just started pimping him out to do some like things and he like was just killing everybody and it was awesome. And he. But he enjoys that in the right setting though, you know?

[Adam Ray]

No, totally. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Cuz it can get annoying if someone's always just like, here's Tom Han a pizza.

[Adam Ray]

You know, like, hey guys, like just pop out of nowhere. Like, it's like, wonder what Jason Station.

[Grace O'Malley]

Would that sound like if he accidentally got his car toed?

[Adam Ray]

Do you want me to.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Do you. Do you want me to do what you. What you. What your mother's thinking in the casket right now? Do you want me do an impression of her?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah. That is.

[Adam Ray]

Try to lighten the mood. See, I guess it would be trying to lighten the mood, but it's also like you got to know the time of the place.

[Grace O'Malley]

Reading the room is an acquired skill set.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. It's important.

[Grace O'Malley]

That roast of jelly roll was a definite read the room moment.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, totally. Really? You think?

[Grace O'Malley]

So? There was a. Somebody had mentioned to me, like, don't do any jokes about Kid Rock.

[Adam Ray]

Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

And because he was there.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I, I was like, oh, now I. I'll. I gotta do. I had written a few. And then I wrote a few extra after that because I was like, now I gotta know why that's gonna be a problem.

[Adam Ray]

Why is it gonna be a source bar?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. The one I said that I. That he said that he. After he said, you're pretty funny. Because he was, oh, you think I'm gonna die Because I go, what? Because I said Kid Rock? I go, I'll make this quick. I know you got to get back to talking too loud at a Cracker Barrel. And then I said, crack or barrel is actually how Kid Rock's life is going to end. And I got more laughter here than I did there. Yeah. And then so he brought that up. He's like, oh, you think I'm going to die, huh? That's pretty funny. Just making fun of me dying like that. And I was like, oh, no. I was, this is a joke. You're going to live forever.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, wow. You had to talk him down on that. You're the man dude, you're super cool, man. You're super fly. You. You had it. You have it. You're the coolest.

[Grace O'Malley]

You got the Cadillac, man. You're the man, dude. You're the dude. You're the man.

[Adam Ray]

Wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. I mean, sometimes. Oh, by the way, I thought you would, like. I said that that night. You would. Absolutely hilarious.

[Grace O'Malley]

That night.

[Adam Ray]

It was so, so funny. I was with Chelsea Lynn and crew.

[Grace O'Malley]

So funny.

[Adam Ray]

But I had came originally kind of by myself.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And I was. I was. I was laughing out loud, like. And I was. I didn't really know anyone. And I'm like, should I be laughing? Because it's like a weird. Like, are you allowed to laugh? And I was like, you know, who.

[Grace O'Malley]

Else did you know there?

[Adam Ray]

I got invited by Jelly and his wife. And that was our first time ever meeting in real life. And that was super cool. They were just so welcoming and awesome. And then I knew Whitney, and that was pretty much it. Let's go. Yeah. It was a blast. I had a lot of fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

Nashville is. Is that a place you, like, try to go to a lot, or you just.

[Adam Ray]

That was like, my ninth time there.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can you. Later. We. That night ended up. Yeah. I remember we talked for a while.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But if you asked me to say what any of it involved, I couldn't. I'd be like, do we talk about Harry and the Henderson? I don't know what we talked about.

[Adam Ray]

I remember one thing, and it was, I called you a pussy for living in la. And when I woke up the next morning, I said, oh, my God. Why did I ever. Oh, my God. Why would I ever say it again?

[Grace O'Malley]

And now here's where a little bit of clarity comes in. And then the Firestop. Here's a little clarity. I do remember that now, but it was actually. So we had just left the circle, the conversation. And you were still talking, so we, like. We were like, is she okay? So I walked away, and then I saw you talking to nothing. And you were like, you're a.

[Adam Ray]

So that's not true.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. We'll cut to a clip. Actually, you're talking to just the wall.

[Adam Ray]

That's happened to me before. Don't do that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

That's my scare. That is my biggest fear is becoming schizophrenic. That's my biggest fear.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's your biggest.

[Adam Ray]

It's probably not too far off.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow. I mean, we all get a little skitsy something.

[Adam Ray]

I mean. Yeah, for sure. That's. Did that really happen?

[Grace O'Malley]

No. No. But I don't remember you, but I remember you being very sweet and bubbly. And I was like. Because next day, I mean, we were. We were, I think messaging shortly after that. And you were like, man, I was so drunk. And I was like, me too. And then I was like, but I. And you're like, sorry if I was like crazy. And I was like, thought you were perfectly pleasant.

[Adam Ray]

Okay. Yeah, I. I always. I wake up. It's tough being an alcoholic who also wakes up every single day just with wor. Regrets.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sure.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Waking up, like, how did I get here? Is this my house?

[Adam Ray]

Not really so much that, like, I can always get home. And I remember all that jazz. I just never know the extent of a conversation I have.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. I'm like, oh, I feel like there's some missing parts there that I feel like got. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You don't know if you were like, yo, like, honestly, avocados didn't even eat them till I was like in high school. Kind of my new. Kind of my new jam now, you know, you don't know if you were doing that or if you were like nine. Eleven was an inside job.

[Adam Ray]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Grace O'Malley]

Who were you?

[Adam Ray]

It goes two different ways.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. There's got to be some sort of an app or a, I don't know, way to. Not that you want to check the game tape on your prior nights festivities, but some way to just get like. I don't know if your phone can just let you know. Maybe an alarm goes off innately to like, let you, like, if it can sense the way that our phones are tracking everything anyway.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And listening to everything.

[Adam Ray]

Like a quick buzz in my pocket, leaning towards politics or something.

[Grace O'Malley]

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[Adam Ray]

I got real relief with cosentics. Do you, do you have to. Do you use TikTok?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Like you'll personally scroll.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Because I know a lot of people don't.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not as much as my wife. She's. I mean she. But she scrolls. She finds so much on there that's like not just fun like Diddy conspiracies and like.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Things that obviously like the media is not posting because people on Tick Tock are like, oh, here's a place where you can truly put up anything. So here's really what's going on about something that the media is like putting the kibosh on it. There's certain things they don't. I mean and this is a, a known thing, but it's, you know, I guess you become more privy to it as you get older where you're like, oh yeah, they don't want us to know everything. So there's people that, that are smart, that take the time out of their data to be like, here's what's going on. Because I am on the front lines or I'm in the hospitals or I'm, you know. But, but I'll scroll for. Yeah, for funny stuff. Rabbit holes. Soldiers coming home early to surprise their kids is a big one. Cry at those unexpected animal friendships.

[Adam Ray]

Oh wow, those are good. Those are like a turtle on a pig's back.

[Grace O'Malley]

Turtle and a pig's back. But the. What else? High school basketball fights. Like parents in the stands.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, I love those. That is awesome. Because those parents, they, they, they can't hang it up and then they've overstepped a little too far to the point where they have to, they have to keep riding it till it's over.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh yeah.

[Adam Ray]

They can't back off.

[Grace O'Malley]

And it's like you're doing Nothing to help your family or your child. Your dreams didn't work out, Alan, give it up. Well, I see a bad dad and a bad coach.

[Adam Ray]

I see some of the points. My father ended up having four girls, so he had to watch a lot of shitty basketball games. And I was really bad. And so instead I would like just kind of like kick the shins and.

[Grace O'Malley]

Such of the other girls.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Just to get the ball because I, like, didn't know any technique or skill.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh my God.

[Adam Ray]

So, and so, like, I got in like a lot of fights and so my dad had to like, stand up for me a lot of the times because the parents would get involved. So I see where they're coming from in some parts of that.

[Grace O'Malley]

That your dad's a good guy with the refs. So the girls were, you know, like, hey, this isn't soccer. Like you.

[Adam Ray]

I would do it in soccer.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did the refs say anything?

[Adam Ray]

I was, ah, dude, I just like, I, I would find any other way but playing the actual game to win.

[Grace O'Malley]

With a player like that. We had a guy named Scott Vaughan on our team.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he would literally tackle people. They'd jump up to make a layup and he would just grab them and take them to the ground and he would foul out every game in the first quarter.

[Adam Ray]

So.

[Grace O'Malley]

And it was unbelievable. And the parents, it became like my mom, as we got older, she was like, oh, I used to get so excited to go to the games to watch this animal tackle 10 and 11 year old boys. Adam at air. And he was like a short, stocky dude. He. But he wrapped them up. Yeah, I know you're thinking like, oh, he would like bump them. No, he would wrap them up like he was a defensive lineman trying to take down a running back.

[Adam Ray]

Well, he, you know, he couldn't run back and forth like the rest of the kids, so he would try to.

[Grace O'Malley]

He couldn't run very well. We had another guy named Adam Carlton. His dad ran over his leg with a lawnmower and he had like a giddy up. Oh, he had to get up and he could still. He was an amazing athlete, though. Wow. Shout out to Adam Carlton. I don't think he could do like the long jump or the 4 by 100 relay, but like he could run up and down the basketball court and. Yeah, there was like a little delay.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But he got run over by a lawnmower, so.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. But thanks, papa.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I remember the first time I saw his scar. It was wild. Anyway, do I have any scars? Just emotional ones. No, Yeah, I got a scar above my forehead. I. When I was three, I ran from the kitchen into the living room and I tripped and fell right on the brick hearth.

[Adam Ray]

Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

And had to get six stitches. And then there's another scar right next to it where my buddy. Wish I can remember his name. Oh, Sean.

[Adam Ray]

Not a good buddy, huh?

[Grace O'Malley]

Sean, Shawn. Oh, don't know his last name. I wish I could remember it. I'm all about giving out the full names on podcasts.

[Adam Ray]

I love it. I love giving a good shout out.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think it helps tell the story.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, you need it. And you know, like, credit where credit's.

[Grace O'Malley]

Due, you know, like, I've told this story before, but first boobs I ever saw. Caitlin Peck, 6th grade camp or Kyla. A bumblebee went up her shirt and in one motion she. Burke Kreisler, that shirt off.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, that a girl.

[Grace O'Malley]

And she was one of the few gals that was developed.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

Every person, counselor, faculty, the guy who ran the whole camp, David or Kyla, and all the children did a double take and we saluted that bumblebee being like, thank you for your service. I will be buying so much honey this holiday season. And. And Caitlyn did herself no favors by running in circles and running around the bee, by the way, the shirt and took off.

[Adam Ray]

She didn't knock herself out, you know.

[Grace O'Malley]

What I was here for. And bounce out. But she ran as if the bee was still around, which just everything was.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, but. Oh, but.

[Grace O'Malley]

So, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Did she ever overhear this?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, she moved on Facebook once because I.

[Adam Ray]

That's where you reconnect with everybody.

[Grace O'Malley]

What did I. Who did I tell that story to? I think Santino maybe on. On this podcast. And she hit me up and was like, somebody sent me this clip. Thanks for the shout out. But with a smiley face.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. She goes. And she's. She's proud of her knockers.

[Grace O'Malley]

Gotta be.

[Adam Ray]

Gotta.

[Grace O'Malley]

You gotta be. You gotta take things. You can't take life too seriously.

[Adam Ray]

Absolutely.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I was not like, I was like. And then she took her shirt off and she had the grossest 6th grade boobs I've ever seen.

[Adam Ray]

You know, I was like, I've seen way better.

[Grace O'Malley]

I've seen way better. I saw some fourth grade boobs. They really put these ones. A shame.

[Adam Ray]

Now, currently.

[Grace O'Malley]

What'S your, like, text game like when you're adding because you know so much tone is lost.

[Adam Ray]

Yes. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you. Are you adamant about, like, you gotta add an exclamation point or a smiley face or an emoji like, yeah, my biggest. I hate sure. If you send back sure with nothing attached, delete my number and suck your own dick.

[Adam Ray]

Sure just means yes. Sure. Because that's how I'm sure.

[Grace O'Malley]

I imagine this. Yeah, sure.

[Adam Ray]

No, I'm not doing sure.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's. It's so middle ground. So there's no. There's no. It's. Give me something. I know nothing about where you stand emotionally.

[Adam Ray]

Sure. Fine.

[Grace O'Malley]

Fine is maybe boy in a bucket of sure fine soup, which, what do you not want to take a bite of? Fine is. Fine's probably worse than sure. Sure. At least you're like, agreeable.

[Adam Ray]

Fine is like, I really don't wanna.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Ask me if I want to go bowling with you tomorrow.

[Adam Ray]

Fine. Oh, that sucks. That would suck. I would. I. I would. I would.

[Grace O'Malley]

But ask me and I'll say sure and I'll give you fine. You tell me which one's worse.

[Adam Ray]

Okay. Would you like to go bowling tomorrow?

[Grace O'Malley]

Sure.

[Adam Ray]

Okay. You. You're just a. See, but sure. You just don't seem like somebody who, like, can make up their own mind.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And that's not bad.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Would you like to go bowling with me tomorrow?

[Grace O'Malley]

Fine.

[Adam Ray]

That hurts.

[Grace O'Malley]

It hurt me saying that.

[Adam Ray]

Really hurts.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And guess what? Even if you do it that, you know, with so low energy, fine is like you said, not even. It's just fine should always. I take that as fine.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's how I take that.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, I suppose.

[Grace O'Malley]

I guess I got nothing better than to do than to bowl with you.

[Adam Ray]

Fine. That'll be fine. I'm not. I'm not pumped, but I. We're probably never gonna talk after bowling ever again. Am I doing a bad job?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, you're great. What else we got?

[Adam Ray]

Would you shapeshift into any host I want based on our guest?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

If you were. Just stick around forever.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh. So, okay, so if like, say I had Martha Stewart on.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you were like, I think it was really cool the way you made all the cookie dough. I don't know. What does she do again?

[Adam Ray]

She is a con artist.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's right. So if you were like, I love the way you played the American people and made them think that you knew you were the only one that knew how to make like a holiday. Reef.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wreath. Wreath or reef? Reef is like underwater. Wreath is over your door for wreath.

[Adam Ray]

Reef.

[Grace O'Malley]

Christians.

[Adam Ray]

Reef. Yes. Wreath.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wreath.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. By the way, target. Nothing for the Jews.

[Adam Ray]

Really though.

[Grace O'Malley]

Where's my target cam? Bullseye. Get it together. Next. Hanukkah. That's went down there. Nothing. Not even a dangling dreidel. Nothing.

[Adam Ray]

They usually give you like a. Like. Like a sad little shelf by the by. Like the kids toys, like, but not this time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Nothing.

[Adam Ray]

That's too bad.

[Grace O'Malley]

There was one sign that just said juice shits in the back. And I was like, there's probably.

[Adam Ray]

And it was all gone.

[Grace O'Malley]

Phrase that. It was all gone.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Four things.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's like, now that's what I call Hanukkah Music 26. There was on a CD.

[Adam Ray]

You're right to not believe that.

[Grace O'Malley]

My nephew, he's five, and I was with him near a lake in Arizona. And he pronounces feces. He would say. He would try to say fishes, look at all the feces. But he'd go, look at the beaches. He like, fishes sounded like, that's awesome. So I took out my phone and I go. I go. I go, what are we looking at? Buddies. Like the beaches, literally. I'm gonna send you a clip. And I don't know if you'll use it or not, but it's. Oh, that's like, fishes sounded like to where I was like, I'm not. Not recording this. So I go, say, fishes, where are you? Say fishes. Be crazy. Beaches, crazy. Hello, fishes.

[Adam Ray]

Hello.

[Grace O'Malley]

I miss you. I miss you. I love you, fishes. He just gave me one after the other and I sent it to his parents. This is fine.

[Adam Ray]

No, of course. I used to. I used to babysit my sisters. And one of my sisters, she thought flag was. And it was. Oh, we had so much fun with that one. Oh, it's just so fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

Kids cursing is always funny because they.

[Adam Ray]

Don'T mean anything by it.

[Grace O'Malley]

They don't get it. They don't. There was. There was a trend going around for a while where parents would put the kid in, like, the bathroom or room and they say, you can swear for by yourself. Have you seen this?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So they put up the phone and the kids. And most of them are just like, poop, poop, poop. You know, But. But then every now and then, there's a kid that looks in the mirror that's just like, whoa. You're like, dude, what? What have you been watching? That is not in the land before time.

[Adam Ray]

If I accidentally killed someone, would you help me hide the motherfucker?

[Grace O'Malley]

Of course.

[Adam Ray]

All right. That's important to notice. This is a segment. I'm just going to run through the segments. If you like it, if you don't. This is all new. Keep it cool in the green room. Is the segment. The idea of this segment is to get a better understanding of you in a more casual manner, as if we're hanging out after a show kind of thing. To begin this segment, I wanted to ask you if you have a writer on tour and has it changed throughout your career?

[Grace O'Malley]

It's been pretty much the same.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Veggies, cashews, Sugar Free Rebel.

[Adam Ray]

You are ripping it up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Tequila.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, tequila. All right.

[Grace O'Malley]

There it is.

[Adam Ray]

Nice.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was wondering when that was happening. Yeah. Pretty basic. I don't need much.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I guess if I was doing, like, arenas and I definitely. I probably want, like. Yeah. Some, like, burritos, Mac and cheese.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Some steak.

[Adam Ray]

Absolute right. 100.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think at that point, you. You. You get to. You get to have more stuff.

[Adam Ray]

I've. I've heard someone. Someone was just telling me that there's one. One person who would just order Air Force ones, like white Air Force Jordans.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that was in the writer.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow. Who was that?

[Adam Ray]

I. They wouldn't tell me. It was someone in the green room.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's Martha Stewart.

[Adam Ray]

It was.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that.

[Adam Ray]

That, you know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, I take.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, it's. It's Mark and Martha. And I'm all. I'm all set.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't need.

[Adam Ray]

I don't need them. I don't need it.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'd watch at least six episodes of you hosting a show called Mark and Martha where you just go through their life and take them down one peg at a time.

[Adam Ray]

I would love to. I would love nothing more. She seems like a.

[Grace O'Malley]

You watch the documentary?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Her staff is like, yes, Martha. Martha would make fun of us a lot and say we're stupid and dumb. And I was like, okay, there goes Martha. I'm done.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's like, today we're gonna make this pumpkin muffin. And then her staff was like, oh, we're actually making the lemon bolognese. And she goes, would you shut your fucking twat right now? Mar. Is it called the Maria show or the Martha show? Huh? What? Huh?

[Adam Ray]

And then she saw what happened with Paula Dean, and she was like, I love Snoop Dogg. I love Snoop Dogg.

[Grace O'Malley]

Paula Dean. Paula Dean. She. Where. Where's she at right now?

[Adam Ray]

Who gives a. Okay, Paulo. She's a damn racist.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, she really. She went for it.

[Adam Ray]

She really.

[Grace O'Malley]

Somebody that goes, this is who I am, and I'm not afraid to show the world that.

[Adam Ray]

She's like, I'm just like my papa. What do you want me to change? Bless your heart.

[Grace O'Malley]

Had no recognition of, like, oh, you can't say that, you know, she's like. I thought this accent would kind of COVID up some of the, you know, the racism.

[Adam Ray]

I thought the south was gonna ride. It's a game, and I'm still hoping.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, her pies are good.

[Adam Ray]

I would never eat one of her pies.

[Grace O'Malley]

So saying it like that was, like, very, like, Robert De Niro and, like, analyze this.

[Adam Ray]

You think I'm gonna eat some of the pie?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, really?

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Very good.

[Adam Ray]

Thank you for coming from you. That's. That's huge. I'm sorry. I was gonna shake your hand.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can I. Do you mind if I do with the left?

[Adam Ray]

It'll do it on these, by the way.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's definitely. Like, who is this guy that refuses to switch hands? Yeah. But does the. Offhand, it's like. Like, if you're at, like, a parent teacher conference, and, like, that's how you sit down and, like, the teacher does that.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So, like, I'm the teacher and I'm holding a drink, and you're like. And I'm like, yeah, Mrs. Jones. Yeah. Wait, but give me your other hand. Oh, yeah, it should be right and right.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yes, of course.

[Grace O'Malley]

Gabriel is such. Oh. Oh, Gabriel is such a. Oh, Emilia, you're like, we're switching schools. We're homeschooling him. Or he's just dropping out.

[Adam Ray]

Or. Or Amelia's been a little.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

They don't respect you, I guess.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I gotta ask you. What the story, and I'm sure you've told it before, but I'm just very curious, what's the story behind when. When you type in your website, you go right to debt, Dennis.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah. I don't think it does anymore. So that was AdamTV.com.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Which. You brought that up. That. This. I don't know who your research team is, but I'm assuming that there's facts and credits on there that are, back in the day, older ones. Adam Ray TV is an old site.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But it does go to Denny's.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. Yeah, it did this morning. We were cracking up.

[Grace O'Malley]

So my actual website is adamraycomedy.com.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's got all the tour dates on it and all the. All the Dr. Phil show info and merch podcast. Adam Ray TV I had for a while. I don't know why. I think maybe I just probably stopped on the upkeep.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then I went to Denny's.

[Adam Ray]

Okay. But is there a joke in there?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, no. I mean, I'm.

[Adam Ray]

That's just a glitch.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't mind Denny's.

[Adam Ray]

I think it's hilarious.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't want to die there.

[Adam Ray]

No, of course not.

[Grace O'Malley]

I did meet a guy after a show, and he goes. He goes, I just got out of jail, man. I really need that show tonight. I go, what? You got to jail today? He goes, yeah, for joyride in five years. I go, go, what the. He's like, yeah, the guy just, like, made a big deal out of it. And you seem like a nice guy. He's like, yeah. I mean, I was like. I mean, I got a wild streak. And I was like, there it is. And then I go, well, what's the first thing you did when you got out of prison? Because I went to Denny at Denny's and I jerked off. I go, oh, in that order or did, like, you went there to do it? He's like, no, no, I, like, did it. And then I went to Denny's. I was like, because you want to go eat food that is not of the prison.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's not the prison menu. Prison menu is probably like, what, like bread, water, slush, other bread, slush, slog, slog. Your. Your own piss. It's just words that describe bad food. Schmear and schlog. Yeah, that's the new. That's. Instead of snap, crackle, and pop, you get shit, smear and slog. Like, is this cereal or cum?

[Adam Ray]

That's on Jelly's list of things to do. He's. He's letting the prisoners watch the. The concerts. But he wants to make the food better as well, I think.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's doing a lot for those guys, man.

[Adam Ray]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Stepping up.

[Adam Ray]

It's good stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

Doing more for the prison system than Martha ever did.

[Adam Ray]

I mean, she was in there dumb.

[Grace O'Malley]

Was she, though? She was, like, at a Holiday Inn Express, dude. She was, like, off in her own quadrant.

[Adam Ray]

She's like. And I. And I was showing the women how to thread their eyebrows with a bit of yarn.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, right. She did say stuff like that.

[Adam Ray]

Crazy.

[Grace O'Malley]

I taught them how to make a fruit roll up out of their own pubes and a knife. Like, cool.

[Adam Ray]

They called me Dumb.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was my nickname in the slammer.

[Adam Ray]

I was really big in the. In the big pet you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Stupid was my nickname. And then there was Pam and Diane, but.

[Adam Ray]

But I really like Stupid.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's funny.

[Adam Ray]

You can say no if you don't. If you don't want to, but there is a segment I'd like to. I'd like to do with each guest. It's called Jokes in my Notes. And these are just little premises you might have in your notes that you aren't sure if they're gonna go anywhere or they might. And if you're willing to share some, let's do it. All right, cool. Do you have any jokes in your notes?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, jokes in my notes. Oh, oh, oh. Gotcha, gotcha.

[Adam Ray]

Sorry.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. I get on stage and go, you know, man, these wildfires in la, guys, crazy. I'm sure everybody was affected. Did you guys get the hope, by the way? Did you guys get all that hope that was sent over from all the other states and cities? All the hope.

[Adam Ray]

That's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's honestly too much. It was almost like it was so much hope.

[Adam Ray]

You guys.

[Grace O'Malley]

You imagine being like a burn victim and. And you're, like, in bed and you're, you know, I don't know what I'm doing, but, like, there's your. And your mom comes in. She's like, matthew, wake up. He's like, we have a surprise. We have great news. They got my lung transplant. No. Phoenix, Arizona, sent Hope. Hope Solo, the female soccer player whose pictures of her leaked on the Internet in 2017. No. Like. Like, positive vibes.

[Adam Ray]

It's really good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Something like that.

[Adam Ray]

I love that.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's in there.

[Adam Ray]

That's a good one.

[Grace O'Malley]

There's a couple of Doing bits about things not going according to plan in LA for people. You know, there's kind of two sides of the coin. There's coming out here dreaming big. The city's fueled by people taking chances on themselves. And then there's, you know, and. And being like, dude, I could maybe be on a sitcom with Harrison Ford, or I could be living in a mansion where Guy Fieri's cooking in my kitchen because, you know, he's never seen that type of oven before. And things are just clicking and ticking. And I'm. I'm, dude, this is. I'm living the dream. And then there's the other side of the coin where you're, you know, you. You get fired from Panera and you have to start an only fans account where you're selling pictures of your toes to perverts in the Midwest for five bucks. Five bucks a shot. Just get enough to afford a studio apartment in Los Feliz, where your two best friends are homeless guys that stand outside your apartment every day loitering and screaming, right? One of them's always breastfeeding a stuffed animal and screaming at his friend, what are you drinking today, Brian? And his answer is always, pizza. And if you're drinking pizza, you're either you crack the code or you have six days left to live. You've really cracked the code. You really cracked the code. That would be my new catchphrase too. Thank you, Minnesota.

[Adam Ray]

Thank you so much.

[Grace O'Malley]

So those are two I'm trying to fuck around with.

[Adam Ray]

That's a good. I have, I have. What do you do? I'm fucking around with. I got. I got. My dad thinks that adult diapers shouldn't be called Depends. They should be called absolutes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know how to work that into. I'm not there yet in life or in my jokes of. Of putting adult diaper content in yet.

[Grace O'Malley]

But why not?

[Adam Ray]

I just, I don't. I don't currently need it and I don't think anybody in at my shows need adult diapers either. So I don't know how to like, make that relatable.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's not your demo, your audience.

[Adam Ray]

Not quite yet, no. I did have a pastor come the other day and I told him to off why he was trying to sell me on God during my show. And I. I had. I've never thought in my life I'd ever tell a pastor to off, but it's. It got to that. Well, it felt dirty and wrong and I think I might have to go to confession. Like, I think I'm gonna have to like, start believing because it didn't feel good. But he was like, oh, yeah, it was good. It was. It was light. It was light hearted. It does. It wasn't as awful as it sounds, but I was. I will. I like, talk about sex, like one time in my whole set.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

And I was like, pastor, please close your ears. Because they, they just told me at the beginning of the show that a pastor was there and please close your ears. And he's like. And I was like, okay, off. And then I was like, oh, that feels wrong. And it was just.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, because he was like, don't talk about it or don't be doing it.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know if he was like, I'm not close my ears because I want to hear it or don't talk about it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Maybe he just like felt sassy and like, hadn't done that in a while. And he's like, yeah, this is like, yeah. Netcredit is here to say yes to a personal loan or line of credit. When other lenders say no, apply in minutes and get a decision as soon as the same day. Loans offered by NetCredit or lending partner banks and serviced by Netcredit. Application subject to review and approval. Learn [e-mail] partner net credit credit to the people Back pain and stiffness made mornings rough.

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Pain made it tough to sleep until I started Cosentyx Cosentyx Secukinumab is the number one prescribed treatment for adults that targets IL17A, a molecule that may play a role in inflammation that contributes to ankylosing spondyloarthritis or non radiographic axial spondyloarthritis. Two types of inflammation inflammatory arthritis of the spine. Don't use if you're allergic to Cosentyx before starting get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur like tuberculosis or other serious bacterial, fungal or viral infections. Some were fatal. Tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms like fevers, sweats, chills, muscle aches or cough had a vaccine or plan to or if inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen serious allergic reactions and severe eczema like skin reactions may occur. Learn more at 1-844-COSENTIX or cosentix.com Ask your doctor about Cosentyx.

[Adam Ray]

I got real relief with Cosentix. Another joke I have is that I think for married people like yourself, I think if you. I don't know how often you guys fight, but I think if you kept a bunch of fake bottles that break.

[Grace O'Malley]

Around your house to smash over each other's heads.

[Adam Ray]

Yes. I think that. I think that would really, like keep a lot of people.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's like in those couples therapy shows in the scene a movie where they have like the stuffed, like, you know, bats to hit each other with.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Adam Ray]

Because I think those breakaway bottles.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think we haven't gotten to the point yet, I think, of wanting to hurt each other, but that. I mean we. We've definitely had some gnarly fights.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Where. But it usually now I'm just like, just we should. Somebody needs to just leave.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's always my thing where I'm like, just. We're not. What? Like just chill out just to like. But we've definitely. I'd say probably around the time of like playing the wedding, things were so. It was so stressful and there was a lot of extra. Like, I think one of her grandparents was gonna go. But then he was like, how Jewish is it gonna be?

[Adam Ray]

Oh, wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I was like, why? I don't know. Probably have all. We're gonna have pictures of every Holocaust survivor. You know, why is that gonna bother you? You know, just. And he was like, what is it? Are you really. No, no, I'm just. But it's. I don't know. My rabbit's doing, but he's. We're picking a few things off the Jewish menu to do. It's not gonna make you uncomfortable and make it to your wedding, you know? Yeah. But.

[Adam Ray]

Wow. He really.

[Grace O'Malley]

But so we had a fight where she got, you know, it was the whole like, let me out of the car.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, she. She was siding with grandpa.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, not over that, but I'm just saying I was giving you an example of something that was.

[Adam Ray]

It was attention. Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

And so she was like, let me out. And then I remember just being like, fine, opening the door. And then, you know, immediately.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, like, I can't believe you let me out.

[Grace O'Malley]

Y. There's that too. And then one time she did the, like, I would try to open the door and she like locked it. And then I like, she kept like moving forward and dying laughing. And she's got that little, like. She walks around the house pantsing me and. And just dies laughing.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's very funny.

[Adam Ray]

That's. You guys are doing the tiny pranks before it even gets to be a bad thing.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I see, like I always say, I go, oh, I see 10 year old you right now. Because she just dies laughing.

[Adam Ray]

The giggle fast.

[Grace O'Malley]

And that's. I mean. Yeah, I mean, we laugh a lot. What did we say the other day? She was. I was trying to sleep around one of the dogs and on the bed and I was like, we have pickles and bagel. And I go, I go, pickles, can you move? I go, I'm sleeping like a question mark. And she died laughing at that. And then. And then something else happened and she goes, you scared the bejesus out of me. And I go, why the was bejesus in you?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, it is.

[Grace O'Malley]

And that made her laugh.

[Adam Ray]

That's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Yeah. So dumb like that. That really low bottom of the barrel. But she's got a good sense of humor. Gotta laugh.

[Adam Ray]

I think it's important.

[Grace O'Malley]

If that's not a part of it, what are you doing?

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, I think. I think you gotta laugh. And that's probably like the secret. Yeah, I think you have the secret.

[Grace O'Malley]

Gonna laugh and bang it out and. But. But the bottle thing is not a bad idea.

[Adam Ray]

I think. I think it's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Or maybe even like a. An ax. Like a. One of those like rubber axes.

[Adam Ray]

Oh, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And like. But always have like a. Always make sure you're planning like the if the fight's happening, that there's, like a board that it can stick to 1,000% or like, like, so that it's like duck.

[Adam Ray]

And it's like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Ray]

I don't know why. I just, like, I picture everyone. I picture marriage like a sitcom because I didn't have great role models.

[Grace O'Malley]

Me neither.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Folk split.

[Adam Ray]

No, they did it. And that's the problem.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, whoa.

[Adam Ray]

They should totally.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the problem. But that's also your show.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, it's. It's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

They're good now.

[Adam Ray]

No, they're just like friends that live together.

[Grace O'Malley]

Cool.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah, it's good. It's. I was, I was advised to stop talking about it.

[Grace O'Malley]

By who?

[Adam Ray]

My dad.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh.

[Adam Ray]

It's the last time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Dad is like, what, your therapist? The people that it's involved.

[Adam Ray]

And my mom, like, super, like, wasn't super pumped, but she'll never say it, so. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, look, you can tell. Yeah. You've. You've said it all.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. No, it's chicky. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, shiki.

[Adam Ray]

No, I know it's chicky. Oh, yeah. No, I'm a fish impediment.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, you don't. You just. I just thought you literally were saying a new cool catchphrase that I. Oh.

[Adam Ray]

No, I. I'm not as hip as. No, she keeps me young.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're hip.

[Adam Ray]

Yeah. My sister, Noir. Excuse me, by the way.

[Grace O'Malley]

You guys are very gesture filled, and I'm here for it. A lot of this, A lot of, like, you.

[Adam Ray]

I think it's because I'm tense and nervous.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, you're perfect. You. You're crushing your show. Hey, it's gonna be a big hit.

[Adam Ray]

I, I, I just wanted to thank you for coming on.

[Grace O'Malley]

Soup.

[Adam Ray]

Here, do you want to just plug your.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, plug my stuff.

[Adam Ray]

Yes, please.

[Grace O'Malley]

Adam raycomedy.com for my tour dates. Adamy.com for the Dr. Phil live theater shows we're doing. We got about 25 more cities left. Dallas, Atlanta, Denver, Boston, Chicago, Nashville, Cleveland, Kansas City. All@adam raycomy.com Adam Ray. Live is where you can watch all the Uncut Dr. Phil episodes. But they're all on YouTube as well. Well, you'll be doing one. I know.

[Adam Ray]

I'm coming to Canada.

[Grace O'Malley]

In Canada.

[Adam Ray]

I'm so excited.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can't wait to have you.

[Adam Ray]

I'm so stoked.

[Grace O'Malley]

My special is called like and subscribe on YouTube. Check that out and podcast about last night. And that's it.

[Adam Ray]

Hell, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thanks for having me.

[Adam Ray]

Thank you so much. Sorry I was a nervous wreck.

[Grace O'Malley]

Perfect. I will be blogging, yelping and and.

[Adam Ray]

I will be overthinking it even though I have been sober this whole time, which is huge for me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Congrats.

[Adam Ray]

Thank you Adam. Appreciate it.

[Grace O'Malley]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Grace O'Malley]

Back pain and stiffness made mornings rough.

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[Adam Ray]

I got real relief with Cosenty.

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[Grace O'Malley]

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