Daniela Mora: GRWM to Get Broken Up With

Summary

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Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley

Episode: Daniela Mora: GRWM to Get Broken Up With

Date: November 20, 2025
Host: Grace O'Malley
Guest: Daniela Mora

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Overview

In this laugh-out-loud, ultra-chaotic episode of Disgraceful, Grace O’Malley welcomes her close friend—and fellow comedian with a viral following—Daniela Mora. Fresh off a breakup (and a viral TikTok documenting it), Daniela shares the absurdity of modern dating, stories from the road as a touring comic, crowd work mishaps, and the digital bit-driven friendship she and Grace enjoy. The conversation veers from heartbreak to hilarity, exploring how internet fame mixes with real life, the weirdness of standup gigs, and their mutual gift for roasting themselves and each other.

Main theme: Friendship, heartbreak, viral fame, and the ridiculousness of dating and comedy in 2025.

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Key Topics & Insights

1. Friendship, Bits, & Digital Catch-Ups

• Grace and Daniela banter about how busy they've been, essentially only catching up via social media and podcast segments (06:12).
• They joke about being each other’s “reply guys” online, with both getting top comments on each other's posts thanks to relentless bit-quoting (07:31).

"I'm your reply guy. More than you're mine... Looks like a bot account." – Daniela (07:41)

• Astrology Bits: The duo riff briefly on their star signs (Grace: Scorpio, Daniela: Leo), poking fun at astrology stereotypes (03:34).

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2. Daniela’s Viral Breakup & Digital Oversharing

• Daniela recounts her short-lived romance with a younger "child" (her playful term for a guy two years younger)—raising the idea of prematurely calling something a relationship (09:10).
• The breakup was unexpectedly honest, with her ex saying he just wasn’t "elated" to date her, leading Daniela to, in true creator fashion, make a viral "Get Ready With Me to Get Broken Up With" TikTok before the actual breakup happened (12:13, 15:06).

"I edited, had posted it. Then he walked in the door and I said, I'm going viral. I don't really need you." – Daniela (15:47)

• Daniela and Grace discuss the art (and ethics) of blasting exes online, with Daniela noting she always tries to make herself the butt of the joke even when exposing guys (13:59).

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3. The Stand-Up Life: Odd Shows, Naples, and Crowd Work Chaos

• Weirdest gigs: Daniela shares tales of being flown to perform for strangers in a Georgia Airbnb, doing stand-up in subways, thrift stores, and even delis (21:11, 27:35).
• Tour talk: Both share love/hate for random nights in new cities—Daniela’s Chicago show on a Tuesday was sold out, Naples (FL) brought older, less impressed crowds (28:04, 29:09).

"Naples is... The majority of it is elders and they're affluent elders, so they don't like jokes to begin with." – Grace (29:09)

• Seafood Adventures: Both discuss risky food choices on tour—with Daniela copping to eating 7-Eleven sushi and Grace chowing down on tuna at a suspicious seafood restaurant (29:56).

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4. Audience Interactions Gone Wild

• Daniela’s first angry DM: A woman in Naples, offended at being called "old" and jokingly paired with a younger man during crowd work, sends a "nicest mean" Instagram message (32:23).

"She was like, 'Not only did you call me old, but you suggested that I get with the guy and then said that I would be his mother, which is just creepy. Like, you're bad.'" – Daniela (32:37)

• Grace’s heckler story: A drunk female audience member ends up flashing the crowd, leading to post-show DMs blaming Grace for how she handled it (34:59).

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5. Listener Voicemails: Breakup Horror Stories

A segment features listeners sharing their worst breakup stories, with Daniela and Grace reacting:

• Stalker Ex: Listener recounts an ex flying across the country to confront her on a beach, then sending a suspicious box of 100 chocolate bars (39:02).
• Serial Cheater: Another listener discovers her boyfriend had a whole other girlfriend for three months (42:01).
• Drama King: One caller speaks about an ex who faked seizures and suicide attempts for attention during breakups (43:38).

"How do you fake a seizure? You must do a little method to be doing all that." – Daniela (44:00)

• Self-aware Breakup: A caller admits breaking up with a great guy because her own mental health struggles were affecting the relationship (46:09).

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6. Dating App Woes & New Characters

• Daniela details her post-breakup foray into dating: Dates with fans vs "normals," messages gone awry, mutual friends playing matchmaker, and a disastrous first date snafu where her date goes to the restaurant on the wrong day (57:12–64:56).
• Both commiserate about the weirdness of people knowing your business (and TikToks) before even meeting.

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7. Disgraceful Receipts: The Roast/Photo Segment

• Grace and producer Nora ambush Daniela with a series of “receipts”: old social posts, embarrassing photos, and memories, including high school parties and missing teeth, leading to energetic storytelling and good-natured self-roasting (69:15+).
• Daniela jokes about her Leo roots and childhood confidence.

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8. Gameplay: Headbands – The Scream Edition

• The episode closes with rounds of their favorite game, Headbands, adapted with custom cards and classic chaotic energy. Both get ultra-competitive and loud, in classic bit-centric style (82:59+).

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9. Notable Quotes & Segments

On Posting About the Breakup

• “I edited, had posted it. Then he walked in the door and I said, I'm going viral. I don't really need you.” – Daniela (15:47)

On Naples Comedy Crowds

• “Naples is... The majority of it is elders and they're affluent elders, so they don't like jokes to begin with.” – Grace (29:09)

On Roasting Exes Online

• "I think it's totally fair, and I think you should be allowed to do that...You do it in just, like, such a funny, great way, and you go mega viral for it." – Grace (13:39)

On Dating App Propositions

• "So now people are, you know, coming forth more than in a normal rate. Like, I guess they're coming with propositions." – Daniela (57:12)

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Key Timestamps

• 06:12–07:57 – Friendship, digital bits, reply guy culture
• 09:00–14:51 – Daniela’s relationship with the “child,” breakup story, and going viral
• 15:06–16:37 – Behind the scenes of “GRWM to Get Broken Up With” TikTok
• 19:00–27:32 – Stand-Up in bizarre venues; Georgia Airbnb gig
• 28:04–30:16 – Touring, Naples show, elderly audiences
• 32:23–34:00 – Crowd work horror stories, Naples DM
• 34:59–36:16 – Grace’s audience interaction and post-show DM
• 39:02–47:17 – Listener voicemails: wild breakup stories (+ Grace/Daniela commentary)
• 57:12–65:19 – Daniela’s dating in NYC update, the notorious date fail
• 69:04–81:13 – Disgraceful Receipts segment: old posts, photos, self-roasting
• 82:59–89:52 – Headbands: ultra-competitive, chaotic gameplay

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Memorable Moments in Direct Quotes

• On viral sharing:

  "Obviously made like a video about him... I was like, love you, but I can't love you." – Daniela (68:43)

• On bit-driven friendship:

  "I'm your reply guy. More than you're mine... Looks like a bot account." – Daniela (07:41)

• On stand-up in strange places:

  "I've also done a show, like, in a subway. Not on the train, but, like, in a..." – Daniela (21:44)

• On hecklers:

  "Let's maybe tuck your clit away... she was really drunk." – Grace (35:01)

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Closing

The episode wraps with both Grace and Daniela reflecting on how much fun they have riffing together—promising more collaborations—and plugging Daniela's upcoming shows. They celebrate the oddities of their lives as comedians, their unique (and sometimes disastrous) adventures in dating, the joy of putting it all online, and the catharsis of a perfect roast or viral TikTok.

Where to Find Daniela:

• Instagram/TikTok/YouTube: @danielamora

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For fans of confessional comedy, caustic friendship, and social media chaos—this is Disgraceful in peak form.

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Transcript

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[Grace O'Malley]

Hi guys. Before we start this episode, I just want to personally thank you guys all for watching. It really means a lot and I feel like I don't say that enough on this podcast and I really appreciate everybody who tunes in every week and loves the show. And if you like the show, tell your friends you like the show by word of mouth. We could, we could cross some numbers, maybe get to some Joe Rowe style numbers. I also need to remind you, as the higher ups have asked, watch this on YouTube. I do think it kind of, there's a, there's a disconnect if you're not fully watching it on YouTube, if you're, if you're listening in your car and that works better. That's totally cool. But I mean we do do like segments where like disgraceful receipts, so much better to see with your own eyes rather than picture it, you know. So if you want to watch this, watch on YouTube. Oh yeah, I'm on tour right now. I'm going to be in Rochester, New York this weekend and then after that Grand Rapids, December 4th to the 6th. Low ticket count right now. I mean low as in there's not that many left and one of the shows sold out, so act fast. Then I'm going to be in New York. Everyone always asks, when are you in New York? When are you in New York? I'm always here, but rarely do I have my own show. And I'm doing a monthly show at Sesh Comedy in New York with my friend Caroline Banowitz. And we've been doing that monthly December 9th, come on by. It's going to be a blast. And then I'm going to be in Lexington, Kentucky, December 11th to 13th, and then Portland, Oregon, December 18th through the 20th, and then Houston, Texas. Texas, you've been asking and now I've answered. Houston, Texas, January 16th to the 17th. It's going to be a blast. Going to have a great time. And I personally love and adore this episode you're about to watch. It's with my friend, Daniela Mora. Best friend. She rocks. We hadn't seen each other in a while because we're both touring right now. This was our catch up. The way we riff is just like too damn good. I'll give it to ourselves. All that being said, enjoy the show. I guess.

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Daniela Mora]

Hi, guys.

[Grace O'Malley]

Welcome back to Disgraceful. I'm gonna write down what Nora had written because this is one of my dear close best friends here. And I wouldn't describe her as this, but today I'm joined by stand up comedian, content creator. You might know her from her tiktoks where she's gone viral for her absurd dating life. My good friend, Daniela Mora, everybody. Woo.

[Daniela Mora]

Thank you, Nora. I wouldn't want to know what we wrote.

[Grace O'Malley]

The Bronx finest.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, the most whitewashed Latino from the Bronx that. Not even really. But like, let's keep going with it.

[Grace O'Malley]

My favorite thing about Daniela is she'll just tell people that she I was born in the Bronx and true.

[Daniela Mora]

You know, is the culture still in me? No, she's JLo. But it counts that I was born there. And I do put that in when I do my co star in astrology. Okay, that's important.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that is important. So you believe in that shit?

[Daniela Mora]

I do. Do you?

[Grace O'Malley]

No.

[Daniela Mora]

Such a Scorpio.

[Grace O'Malley]

Such a Scorpio. Oh, my God. And, well, we'll get back to astrology soon.

[Daniela Mora]

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[Daniela Mora]

This is a good question.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think it's funny to have like a. Have questions prepared for a buddy.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. That you didn't write.

[Grace O'Malley]

How did we meet? Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

And your last name is? Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

What is your favorite color? Me and Whitney just did that. I went on her podcast and we asked each other like actual questions that we didn't know about each other.

[Daniela Mora]

I saw a clip of that.

[Grace O'Malley]

They.

[Daniela Mora]

That. That honestly is good. Cuz I'm like, no one knows these simple questions.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's funny.

[Daniela Mora]

What's your favorite color?

[Grace O'Malley]

I guess it's green.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I don't even. I could see that for you.

[Grace O'Malley]

What's yours? Let me guess. Purple?

[Daniela Mora]

I was thinking maybe red, but then that's giving like maga scary. So.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, no, no. It's giving your redheaded bestie.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, like I like, like a warm color. Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm in this pilates class recently and every day she makes us turn to the left and right to like say hi. And she's like, name and favorite color. And I'm like, why?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, turn to the person I'm picturing. Ass out. Turn. I'm like, can I watch? Turn inside.

[Daniela Mora]

Turn inside. Yourself and say what color you are. Bright pink.

[Grace O'Malley]

Magenta.

[Daniela Mora]

I don't think you be.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

I don't know why she makes us do it but this is a question that I had to think about recently. Cause I was like pink.

[Grace O'Malley]

So you're a pilates girl now.

[Daniela Mora]

Recently.

[Grace O'Malley]

Danielle and I, we haven't seen each other in a very long time and we thought the only way we'd hang out is if we put cameras in front of our face.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. So we've been avid on social media just to keep.

[Grace O'Malley]

We're.

[Daniela Mora]

We're catching each other like haha haha.

[Grace O'Malley]

See you soon. Haha. When are we going to see each other? Ah, we got.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, honestly it was due but I.

[Grace O'Malley]

Think I'm yours and you're my. Well actually you have a lot of what are they called? Yes men in the comments or incels reply. Guys, I'm your reply guy.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes, it's hilarious. I'm also your reply guy. Yeah, I am your reply guy. More than your mind. Just because you're in a different podcast. I'll be quoting you get top likes and I'm like I look weird. Looks like a bot account.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, that's my bot. That's my girl.

[Daniela Mora]

That's my baby reply guy bot. But yes, this is true. I did get on Theo's part. I got top comment.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really? What was it?

[Daniela Mora]

It was when you said it was something that you said about Shane and you were just like. You were just like you're not supposed to do that. Like it's just the way you said it was funny but people were like lmao. I also cracked up. Who is this? And I mean the incels of the world really connected.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, do. Yeah you do. Guys, you know what? Someone commented on one of my posts the other day. I don't understand why Graces a femcel. I don't understand why I am either. That hurt my bones.

[Daniela Mora]

Who blocked?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that was. Well it's still.

[Daniela Mora]

So was it relating to something you said on a video or just like Jen?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, it's just me being me.

[Daniela Mora]

It was a selfie. It was a baby picture.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was very innocent. I think I was brushing my teeth.

[Daniela Mora]

Photo of Mickey.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yo. Loves bringing up my family members.

[Daniela Mora]

I mean I don't but we've had iconic times with him. It was one time but.

[Grace O'Malley]

So you. You've got like a lot of changes since I've seen you. You moved to your new apartment.

[Daniela Mora]

I did.

[Grace O'Malley]

We are now we're neighbors but we still don't see each other and you were dating a child.

[Daniela Mora]

I was dating. Clip that and Nora, bleep it out. I was dating a guy that was two years younger than me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, baby.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, he was. You know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because you're already underage yourself.

[Daniela Mora]

Exactly. Because I'm tight and supple as fuck. Magenta type of night. Yeah, we met in Mon. We weren't even, like, official. I was like, this is a great time. I was like, I think I love this dude. And then, like, itch my nose and, like, an eight ball came out and I was like, yeah, I stand by that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I guess that's called a trance.

[Daniela Mora]

Love is in the air.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I think we were seeing each other for, like, two months. I don't know. We weren't, like, officially dating, but going.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, you're never officially dating. I know we're not.

[Daniela Mora]

I don't.

[Grace O'Malley]

Daniela will meet someone on the block and be like, oh, my God, he wants to do Silver for the anniversary.

[Daniela Mora]

And the guy's like, what's your name? Yeah, I don't know. We were. Yeah, I would say this is maybe one of my closest to official dating now, so I'm okay. But it was good.

[Grace O'Malley]

But it wasn't because you just got broken up with by a child.

[Daniela Mora]

In my mind, it was good when it was good. When it was good, it was good. No, I thought it was honestly, fine. No issues. I guess it was a really honest breakup, which I was like, ew, preferred, like, lying and gaslighting and, like, just, like, trying more, but, you know, basically, we were going on dates. We're texting and everything, but I just feel like he wasn't, like, happy. Not happy, but, like, he was.

[Grace O'Malley]

He just don't seem happy with me.

[Daniela Mora]

Is there anything I can do? Every time you sleep over, wake up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Crying and make him breakfast, fucking spoon feed him.

[Daniela Mora]

Here comes the train. I don't know. Basically. I guess there wasn't enough enthusiasm that he was hitting it raw, essentially.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you, like. You like that dark, twisted mind who hits you a little bit.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, Like, I wanted him to either. Like, he was too. Like, you know, like, I would go away. He was away, and it wasn't even, like, you know, see you soon type of thing. We just spoke, and he kind of was like, I'd be like, oh, like, I want to go to, like, a wine bar. And he's like, okay. Like, I'll find a place. And I'm like, you should be saying wine bar. Why am I doing coordinates and requests? So maybe that was a bit picky, but these Are all valid. Because I was annoyed twice and I was like, I can't be mad. This kid's younger than me. I'm gonna kill myself.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not by that much though. We're giving him a lot of grief here.

[Daniela Mora]

But I was just like, he's like a normal guy. Not that I'm famous and cool, but I was like, oh, he's a piss on.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's a peasant. He's a below you kind of guy.

[Daniela Mora]

I just like, he's a younger guy that is like, it's very random that we were ended up together. And I guess, well, you know Montauk, you don't know who you'll meet there. But I just, I wanted to be a little bit more elated that he was seeing me. I think that's a valid thing. Even if I a homeless person, you know, Like, I was like, let's act jubilee. So anyway, he was like, yeah, I feel like I'm not doing that. And like, it's not like I am even shocked that I'm not doing that. So, like, I think. I don't know if I can.

[Grace O'Malley]

So he said to you, sorry, I'm not elated. Not much I can do about that. Yeah, you're not my prize. Yeah, that was it. That was it.

[Daniela Mora]

That's kind of what it was. He was giving. He's saying, you're a grab and go. Like it was giving takeout. Like, he was just kind of saying. I think also I was definitely a little bit more like. I know, definitely more like fiery than him. Like, he was very even keel and was like, well, like I just like, he was. He was saying that he was shocked that he wasn't stepping up to the plate. And I'm like, what is this third party? Like, what in the psychosis? I'm like, it's you. Why don't you just be like, I am busy lately or give me a reason instead of being like, it's crazy that that dude's not doing it. It was a weird thing.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then so he's like, he's like, yeah, here's the thing, Danielle. I really thought this was like going to be like a one night stand in the summertime.

[Daniela Mora]

Just grab my phone.

[Grace O'Malley]

You, along with the sand, followed me back to my apartment.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Also just can't shake it. Yeah. That's also what it was, is that we did like, it was kind of like just a Montauk romance. And then he asked me on a date.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, that's on him now again.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. So then I'm like, okay, now we're dating.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because you are a Leo.

[Daniela Mora]

I am. I mean, anyway, I don't think it was gonna be a match, but I did like him. Probably the nicest guy I've ever been with.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. So Godspeed to him.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And one thing Daniela does great is she'll take your real life situations and just blast the person online.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I think that is a little talent of mine.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think it's totally fair, and I think you should be allowed to do that. I've gotten in trouble a couple times doing that myself. Yes, but you do it in. In just, like, such a funny, great way, and you go mega viral for it.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Well, also, Mike, it was funny when I did make this video about him. It's obviously extremely embellished.

[Grace O'Malley]

2.5 million views.

[Daniela Mora]

Wow. Three now. Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Right.

[Daniela Mora]

The stats. But, yeah, I did tell the story. I tried to tell it in, like, a way that's a little funnier. And I'm also kind of the butt of the joke. I'm getting broken up with. And, like, I am dating a younger guy and kind of making. Wasn't even like, he's a horrible person. Kill yourself. But, like, the way that he broke up with me just. There were so many funny moments about the situation that I couldn't not. But, yes, I will put you on blast if you touch my inner thigh and then don't propose.

[Grace O'Malley]

I really liked your Get Ready with Me to Get Broken up with video. Yeah, that was really good because you used product placement and in such a glorious way. Did you get a brand deal from that? Because you should. I'm using my l' Oreal to whatever.

[Daniela Mora]

I actually didn't plug any brand. I was just, like, doing, you know, the.

[Grace O'Malley]

You gotta think two more steps ahead.

[Daniela Mora]

I know, but then people will comment and be like, girl, you should be getting paid. And I'm like, chillax, Bethany.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm not getting paid. I'm getting dumped with.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I was, like, getting broken up with. I'm not getting bucks. Like, let's reframe it here. What was the question?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, how did we meet? We're just catching up. Two pals. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

The question was, what's your favorite trait about each other? And I said, anal on Tuesdays only. Yeah. Funny thing about the video. Nimble. Stop. I did film that Get Ready with Me before. Before I. He came over. Like, we were having a texting conversation. He's like, would it be better if we talk about it in person? And then I said, yes. And then I showed Sean shout Out Sean Belay. I tell my guy friends. And then he was obviously mean. He's like, sounds like he's not into it. I was like, okay, A lot of guy friends, about two, they rotate, but Sean says he's breaking up with me. And I was like, okay, peace. And then I was getting ready for a show, did the makeover.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sean's the friend.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

She was asking.

[Daniela Mora]

And then I edited, had posted it. Then he walked in the door and I said, I'm going viral. I don't really need you. And then that's it. I know. I was like, let me see. Refresh on your phone. Let me see from your point of view.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. Well, you just watch that all the way through. And don't speed, don't, don't do double speed. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

I was like, what do you think? It was brutal.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's crazy. To post that before the conversation even happens. You're out of your fucking mind.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm aware. But also that's kind of what it is, being with me. So I knew, you know, he was again, a comedy simple man, that I would even be mind blown if I. Because I was the next day already with a video up on every platform. Yeah. It's almost like you didn't even get home yet.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, these thoughts you have, they, they seem like they've been surfacing for a while and you just record them as soon as it happens.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Actually before it even happens. Which is nuts.

[Daniela Mora]

Psychic. Psychic on psychic or psycho.

[Grace O'Malley]

Who's to say? I mean, I did that the other day. I, I, what do you call it? Threaded. I threaded.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm trying to use red. Yeah, like whatever thread is good to use.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like thread.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I can't find anyone on there, but.

[Daniela Mora]

No, like there's like four comics talking to your friends. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Politics.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Someone screaming, saying if you do crowd work, kill yourself.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Like it's 8:40am you know, that's your algorithm.

[Grace O'Malley]

Right, guys? But for us, that's all that comes up. And I posted the other day, I posted, got invited to do a show. Saw that one at a plus size shop. The name of the show is called Funny Fat Friend. Now I posted that before I did the show. The girl running the shop and the show reached out and said, hey, girly pop, I'm so sorry, do you still wanna do the show? I said, yeah, of course, yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

I just would have liked some maybe context before.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. She's like, it's a play on like, you know, like the funny fat friend in a movie. I'm like, no, I get that.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. But if you ready to go into it. Yeah, it's funny and fat. You get it?

[Grace O'Malley]

Fat. A P H, A T. Fat. No, it's F A T. And if you read the event, like the Evite or the E Eventbrite, it said, new York's funniest curvy and fat comedians. I'm like, so which one am I?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, that's like, funny, curvy or fat?

[Grace O'Malley]

Am I funny, curvy or fat, honey? Dude, it got me fucking riled up. And I was like, that's like, when you're being so liberal, sweetheart, that you turn into. Like, it's offensive. Like, you're so liberal that it's offensive.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. We don't need to raise every single voice.

[Grace O'Malley]

And, like, I don't want to use the word woke, but, like, that's so woke, it hurt feelings.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Also, I think it would. If I were to do any show that's like, vocally nasy, bitches, you know, Like, I would do it with, like, a vocal fry vocalist. Yeah. Damn. Okay. You said. And I. Oddly specific, though. You said that's actually Sean producing in your book. But, like, I would let a friend know and be like, would you do the show? You know, I don't know if I would reach out to strangers ultimately and be like, you want to do it? Unless you.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's like, hey, fatty. Hey.

[Daniela Mora]

Hey. Hey.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that was. Oh, and guess how I did at the show I bought?

[Daniela Mora]

Amazing.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. No, Yeah. I was in Brooklyn. It was awesome.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Also, I've done a show in a thrift store. Pack it up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, just do the shop and do a little sip and shop.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I mean, it's really unnecessary in the acoustics were mad.

[Grace O'Malley]

Where's the craziest place you've done stand up? Because you get. You get up and you get after it.

[Daniela Mora]

I got, like, a past. I do try to get after it. I actually did a show. Crazy show. My Life. I did a weird show. Oh, my God. This is an insane story.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, locking in.

[Daniela Mora]

Brandon Barrera was here to tell it with me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God, I love that guy.

[Daniela Mora]

Obsessed. He. This is when I was really starting out and I barely had followers. I don't even know how it was found. But this guy from a media company DM'd me, and he was like, we want to fly you out to perform in. In Atlanta.

[Grace O'Malley]

I thought you were gonna say in.

[Daniela Mora]

In my bedroom.

[Grace O'Malley]

Saudi Arabia.

[Daniela Mora]

Then I would have been there. When I came back with a nice hand. So, yeah, he was like, I want to fly you to Georgia, Atlanta with other comedians. And I was like, okay. And, you know, okay. I'm literally, oh, my God. I'm on tour. Like, this is nuts. And we jump on a call and who else was on, you know, being asked to come was like, comics I've never seen in my life. And then Brandon, like, it was like, maybe four of us. Actually, two of them are New York, but now we know that. Either way, it was bizarre. We went into, like, two or New York comics. Okay, three, including me and the other girl. God bless. Never seen her in my life. Anyway, he flew.

[Grace O'Malley]

Was ever, ever to be seen again, or did she get left in Atlanta?

[Daniela Mora]

She actually didn't take a return flight. So she in Hot Letter now. Yeah. So then we basically, we did a show in a cabin. We literally all stayed in an Airbnb and did a show for him and his friends in a cabin.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And that's crazy. All because how did he find you?

[Daniela Mora]

And it was real stranger. Like, obviously how my manager at the time, you know, talk it through. But it was really bizarre to be. Not bizarre, but, I mean, I don't know now. I would also probably still do it, but, you know, it was so new. And, like, I literally was like, okay, show in someone's basement. Like, it was just like their wine night. And I got flown in to do that. Like, it was really bizarre.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's pretty fucking crazy, actually, dad. So, all right, I think you've told me about this before, but, like, I never really understood the whole concept of, like, just getting flown in with. At least you had a buddy.

[Daniela Mora]

I know. I would be really sick if I didn't. And luckily, you know, Brandon has buddies fucking everywhere.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that kid. That kid's going.

[Daniela Mora]

He's going places.

[Grace O'Malley]

Every time I look, he's in a pizza.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm annoying. Then he complains that he's broke, and then he's over here, like, mushroom shrooms. I'm like, you're amikonos again? Like, how do you. You have mites in your house? Yeah. Anyway, that was bizarre. I've also done a show, like, in a subway. Not on the train, but, like, in a.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, no, that's just Subway takes.

[Daniela Mora]

I was actually with Kareem today.

[Grace O'Malley]

You were?

[Daniela Mora]

He didn't ask me to go on. What's up?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, what's the point of hanging out with him?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I was like, ann. But I was just like, okay, now I feel like we're at that point in our lives, in friendship. Then I was like, so. Missed an episode. 808 with me. Like, let's get there. Anyway, it was bizarre. We did this. How? I mean, it was so strange. Airbnb with, like, older random men and we would all, like, eat together. Oh, yeah. We had no car. Like, it was.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, you're stuck there.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, good grief.

[Daniela Mora]

And like, Atlanta, I mean, it was like deep Georgia that. It was like acres. Like, it was a house with a mansion and a pool. There was no houses nearby. We were kind of just like in a get out situation.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did you stay there?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, we slept in. The rooms were like IKEA rooms. Like, mine had, like, a little teddy bear and Brandon's had, like, cars. Yeah, it was crazy. But then the next day we hung out with his friends, so that made it better.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I will say I just found out. And you're gonna love this. That will be bit. Got a hair transplant in Turkey.

[Daniela Mora]

Whoa. How'd you find that out?

[Grace O'Malley]

Told me took his whole band. Whoever wanted to get it, they all went to go get their hair transplanted in Turkey.

[Daniela Mora]

The whole group transplant?

[Grace O'Malley]

The whole group. They went to LA to go hide and regroup and. And I don't know, like, grow it out or whatever. They paid comics to come and entertain them while they had their baldies out bleeding.

[Daniela Mora]

Shut up.

[Grace O'Malley]

How funny is that? They all signed NDAs, of course, but.

[Daniela Mora]

That is so funny. So also kind of like, we hate him. But, like, good use of your money.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, it's just like. It's just like the worst.

[Daniela Mora]

Because, like, bizarre, though. Imagine because he's on the couch like, me, do it.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, he's bleeding from his thumb. Bald head.

[Daniela Mora]

He laughs too hard. Like a follicle pops out like, oh, rats. Be like, hold that, let me get a gauze. You know, like, that could be scary.

[Grace O'Malley]

No wonder he's fucking angry all the time.

[Daniela Mora]

He's literally a bald head.

[Grace O'Malley]

His head's actually hot.

[Daniela Mora]

I also like, ew, dude, it's so funny.

[Grace O'Malley]

And also because he's told me that he hates comedians because they have to say the loudest thing in every room. Oh, where's the mirror?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, now you want it in your living room. Make it make sense.

[Grace O'Malley]

Right there, right in front of you. Dance monkey, dance style.

[Daniela Mora]

Scary, scary hours.

[Grace O'Malley]

I want to know which comics, but I don't.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, well, how'd you even was them.

[Grace O'Malley]

Or don't tell anybody.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, okay. Hi, Camera one is green.

[Grace O'Malley]

Bleep, bleep, bleep. We're Gonna keep it in, though. Sorry.

[Daniela Mora]

Ah, that's funny.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like the gossip. And I forget sometimes it's one, two, and three cameras watching.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Hi, guys.

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Daniela Mora]

Forget that.

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[Daniela Mora]

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[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, what was the weirdest place you've done a show? I guess a thrift store.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thrift store. I did a deli. Yeah, I did a deli. I don't remember it though.

[Daniela Mora]

That's sick. It's like the one in Brooklyn.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not. Not cats. Because I know they do like the underground.

[Daniela Mora]

They do, they do.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I've done a weirder one.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, I guess like in a barber shop. Shop and like a music place. I don't know. People love having shows. Random places.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, a little pop up. Oh, ice cream shop.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh yes, ice cream shop.

[Grace O'Malley]

But it was outside.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Technically. How's touring been good.

[Daniela Mora]

I. It's funny because, like, you know, I'm obviously, you know, able to tour, but, you know, starting out and I'm getting like really random dates, like Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. Yeah, but so it's been funny because I'll be like, it is allowed because it's a dude.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, we can't think like that. Like it's still thick that you like doing it.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes, it was nice. I had sold out shows in Chicago on a Tuesday, which is so fun. Chicago's the best. Chicago might be like the best.

[Grace O'Malley]

One of the best for comedy.

[Daniela Mora]

They really are. And then my last show that I went to was naples.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now let's talk about that.

[Daniela Mora]

Let's talk about Naples a little bit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, please. Because you get it now. I tried to give you a little warning. Did it live up to the warning?

[Daniela Mora]

I actually thought it was gonna be way worse. It was bad, but I thought it was gonna be like evil and I would kill myself, but. Cause I've done horrible shows where I'm like, I need to get off the stage. I'm bombing. I lost the room. But this was just like, I have the room. They're just not cracking up at everything.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now. The preface. You guys need to know viewers at home about Naples. Naples is a The majority of it is elders and they're affluent elders, so they don't like jokes to begin with.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Plus there's an age gap. And not only is this off the hook, right?

[Daniela Mora]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not only is this a comedy club, it's also a seafood restaurant. So everyone's.

[Daniela Mora]

It was so good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it's really good. I did get some warnings that I shouldn't have gotten what I got and. But I got a stomach of steel. What did you girls were DMing me saying, the waitress told me not to get the tuna. So are you feeling all right? And I'm like, dude, interesting. I'm posted up. I'm like, I got the tuna in the back. And girls that like after the show were like, you ate the tuna.

[Daniela Mora]

And I was like, yeah, you ate.

[Grace O'Malley]

The tuna show, dude, I'll eat fucking crab legs in a landlocked.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, yeah, I don't care. I am actually with you on that. I definitely. I mean, I have gotten 711 sushi probably.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

More than once.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I trust it. The fuck?

[Grace O'Malley]

I like getting diarrhea.

[Daniela Mora]

I couldn't say the same, but I do see the appeal.

[Grace O'Malley]

To each their own.

[Daniela Mora]

My Naples show, I actually got my first angry dm. Basically, I, you know, they weren't live laugh loving everything that I was saying. And again, they're extremely old. So what I ended up doing was like, I was doing in and out of crowd work because that's what they were into. So I gotta keep them awake. Yeah, I know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

I was like, someone check for pulse. So I was like in and out of crowd work. And then one of the girls. Woman. Excuse me. Was on a girl, she was saying that it was her birthday today and that her mom got her tickets to see me because I'm a New York comic and she's from New York. And I was like trying to bring.

[Grace O'Malley]

Home right, right there, the candle can.

[Daniela Mora]

I was supposed to bring the Yankees. Like, I don't know why. I was like, they wanted to rub your.

[Grace O'Malley]

Rub your head for good luck.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, they were like, nuncan go to the series. I was like, what do I got to do with this? Like, I'm representing the whole state suddenly. Fucking Bronx. Yeah, the. You're right, Clip that.

[Grace O'Malley]

And also the tri state area.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, and that too. So anyway, she's telling me it's her birthday. Mom got me the tickets. Whatever. So she said to her birthday. Later on in this show, I realized that some other guy's birthday, he's a Young guy, she's an older woman. And then that's it. Both birthdays, it's a low hanging fruit. Everyone's hating me. At the show. I was like, oh, birthday get together. And I was like, oh, actually that would be like more like your son. Because it would be like this woman was of age. And, you know, I don't even know if that got a laugh or two. It was fine. And then a couple of days after the show, I got a DM from her again. It was about a week later. And I was like, I think it took her a week because, like, she was on Facebook, you know, like she's like with super. Not super old, but like, I know she's probably like Denver.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And you know, she. She had to replied to her Facebook wall.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

She had a lot of birthday posts.

[Daniela Mora]

She had a lot. You're right. She was busy.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then once all that, once she was done getting her satisfaction happiness, she.

[Daniela Mora]

Said, suddenly I'm mad.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I have to kill Daniela Moore.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. She was like, honestly, it was like the nicest, meanest, the nicest mean D I've ever gotten. She was just like, I was at your show in Naples and I was so excited because I'm from New York to see another New York comedian.

[Grace O'Malley]

Why is she also a comic?

[Daniela Mora]

Just to see like a New York comedian and bring her new energy again. She's lost it. And she was like, it's during the show. I was so disappointed because not only did you call me old, but you suggested that I get with the guy and then said that I would be his mother, which is just creepy. Like, you're bad or something like that. It was like, you were bad. Yeah. She was like, bad dog. Like, it was like a very bad on you. Yeah, it was like a very chill, mean message. And I was just like, wow, I can't believe she even has an Instagram.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did you respond?

[Daniela Mora]

Hell no. I'm gonna say, take your meds.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

What am I gonna say? Sorry, it's a comedy show. If she went to the seller, she would shave her head.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I mean, this is literally what you signed up for, baby girl.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Also offering up any information is subject to speak.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Also I be a good lady, don't speak. She was maybe 50s, she's definitely like 60ish. And I was like, you're 60? And she's like, oh, who said that? I'm like, I'm just speaking fast.

[Grace O'Malley]

I just told you it's my 60th birthday and you're saying, I'm 60 years old. Exactly.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did you send her a link to a plastic surgeon?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I, I couldn't even, I couldn't even. I was thinking I was in a screenshot, like, send it to my manager, like, oh my God. Lol. And then I was like, wait, this isn't even worth my data.

[Grace O'Malley]

I just got one this past weekend. So one girl, she was very, very drunk and she was just talking the whole time. And her boyfriend definitely should have probably escorted her out, but at one point, her dress was up and the people behind her could see her butt. And so the girl was like, hey, girl, your butt's out.

[Daniela Mora]

Who's the girl? Someone next to her, the woman behind.

[Grace O'Malley]

Her was saying to the girl, drunk girl. The drunk girl, hey, girl, your butt's out. And I was like, why are you guys, what are you guys talking about over there? And she goes, her butt's out. And I was like, oh, never mind. I don't want to embarrass her. Like, that sucks. And I was like, let's move on. Tried to get everyone off that subject that progressed. They kept going at it. Like, the two of them, like, the drunk girl's like, fu, it's my ass, I don't care. And the other one's like, no, it's weird. It's making me feel weird. Like, why do you have your ass out? I'm trying to watch the show. Blah, blah. The club yelled at the woman who was trying to get the girl to put her skirt down. And I was trying to do the show. Yeah. And I like, also didn't want to embarrass the girl. And so I was like, hey guys.

[Daniela Mora]

Let'S maybe tuck your clit away.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I mean, she was like really drunk. She was, was pumped to be there. But then the girl who was trying to help the other girl with the dress off, she DM me after the show.

[Daniela Mora]

Also, you're the act. There's only so much you can do. You're just here to perform. And like, you know, if there's a situation happening, there's only so much you can do. And that's like, between them. And also the staff of the club being like, oh, she's not a nuisance, but she's like being a disturbance. Keep, keep speaking to the girl. Let the girl have her crack out then. Because, like, I guess, why not Giving.

[Grace O'Malley]

A blackout waisted woman who's wearing no underwear and pulling her bare ass out of her dress to plaster it on multiple front row seats is fucking disgusting and fucking gross. Thanks for supporting that shit. No longer a fan emoji.

[Daniela Mora]

Also, why is she acting like you took a photo of her ass and made it merge? Like.

[Grace O'Malley]

And so I said, hi, there. Thank you so much for coming. I'm happy to refund you your ticket if you want to send me your PayPal. They don't have Venmo, and in Canada, I found out. Oh. I said, I'm so very sorry. I'm also on your side, but didn't want to embarrass her at the time. At the same time, I was trying to navigate her heckling and probably could have used some help from the club. Again, my apologies. They. For the first time in my whole life, they flipped a switch.

[Daniela Mora]

They double down. Or she goes like, I love you so much.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm so sorry.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, yeah. Also, a lot of these people that DM you angry stuff or, like, whatever, the minute you're like, hello, they're like, oh, my bad. You know, like, they think they're talking into the voice, so.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I'm right here. I got you. Oh, sorry, real quick. I did miss your birthday. I just wanted to take a moment right now and wish you happy birthday.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, my God.

[Grace O'Malley]

Happy birthday, Daniella. We're not gonna do the whole song. Happy birthday.

[Daniela Mora]

This is so sweet.

[Grace O'Malley]

Happy birthday, Danielle. Cute.

[Daniela Mora]

Thank you. You know I love my birthday. Oh, my God. Okay. Why am I thinking of a wish?

[Grace O'Malley]

Her birthday was in August.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, but I know we still talking about.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's a Leo. It's all year.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes. Thank you. This is a beautiful cupcake.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that was the beeping and the buzzing.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay. Yeah. I thought, like, a man was gonna come in. Like, I got scared.

[Grace O'Malley]

There's many more and many more.

[Daniela Mora]

They end that kind of fire.

[Grace O'Malley]

They are so. Happy birthday.

[Daniela Mora]

That's fucking good.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think we have some voicemails to do.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, good. I'm happy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Enjoy your cupcake. I'll find your headphones for it. Okay, so the prompt was to make you feel better. What's the worst breakup you've ever went through? I think was the. Okay. Locking in.

[Daniela Mora]

Locking in. Hi, Grace. Big fan.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thanks.

[Daniela Mora]

Can you tell Daniela to stop ignoring my dms?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, there's those reply guys.

[Daniela Mora]

It's not a breakup. A recent breakup as well. So she and I can commiserate and you can tell her I'm her next best ex.

[Grace O'Malley]

And she reminds me of the color orange.

[Daniela Mora]

Orange to remind him of the color orange.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is that an inside joke?

[Daniela Mora]

I don't. Not that I'm aware of.

[Grace O'Malley]

First thing that comes to My mind is Clockwork Orange. That's a lot of milk.

[Daniela Mora]

That's funny. Okay. Not a breakup story, but I appreciate him going the extra mile, you know, to say, respond. The reply guys are active and ambitious.

[Grace O'Malley]

I want to be you.

[Daniela Mora]

I don't know. That sounded kind of scary.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, you know, it's nice to feel wanted.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I mean, by. We don't know, you know, where their health is going. That extra step is really impressive. I will say.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's like if. If I had a crush on another comic and I sent a voicemail to a different comic.

[Daniela Mora]

Podcast also. Yeah.

[Google Pixel User]

Wow.

[Daniela Mora]

That is.

[Grace O'Malley]

Maybe that works sometimes.

[Daniela Mora]

Maybe he's the one.

[Grace O'Malley]

Maybe that shows that you go the extra mile.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I don't know how much I like the muffling morning voice. Voice like, that was gonna sc. Okay, that was a good first voicemail.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, we're. We're easing in.

[Daniela Mora]

We're easing in.

[Grace O'Malley]

Next up.

[Daniela Mora]

So this guy and I broke up, and months later, he flew across the country, found me on the beach, cussed me out, and then ran away. And I had not seen him since. But he did send a pack of 100 chocolate bars to my apartment, which I also don't know how he found out where I lived because he had never been to this apartment.

[Voicemail Caller]

So he was a stalker.

[Daniela Mora]

But I did throw those chocolate bars away because I am convinced that they were poisoned. That's. So it could always be worse. True.

[Grace O'Malley]

It could always be worse.

[Daniela Mora]

That's insane.

[Grace O'Malley]

Does that make you feel better?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Like, my guy was so nice. Miss some texting.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow. Finding you on the beach.

[Daniela Mora]

Finding you on the beach. Going next her while flying. And how did she know. How did he know she was on the beach? Also, I'm assuming maybe she broke up with him and was upset about it or he still, like, was angry and was like, it. First class ticket.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think she's got to watch out for her inner circle.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Because with the chocolate, too. How do you know my zip code?

[Grace O'Malley]

Those are the people that told him that you were going to be at the beach. Like, there was one person with her at the beach being like, like, what's he doing here?

[Daniela Mora]

He leaves and he's a good jump.

[Grace O'Malley]

You trying to or what? I'm here for a week. That's really crazy. Also.

[Daniela Mora]

Also on a relaxing beach. And then you turn around, he's like, you. And then you're like, okay, go back to tanning.

[Grace O'Malley]

What a. Shut up, dumb. Yeah, I also the. The 100. The. The pack of 100 chocolate bar that just Reminds me of like those chocolate bars you would sell at school for fundraisers.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, my God.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's like he stole them from a kid and was like, I got you. I got you. When I come back from my trip.

[Daniela Mora]

Poor kid is asking to raise money for his basketball team. Honestly though, I'm like, did the chocolates come in after the yelling? It sounds like it.

[Grace O'Malley]

It sounds like an after fact, but I think you start with sending something and then you send yourself.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I don't know if you're a first class package. That's so funny. Me, I'm scared. That's a scary one.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's really. You got away from a. From a crazy. Good for you.

[Daniela Mora]

Well, that's sometimes why other than dating is like, you know, obviously, like not easy, but it's hard too, because you don't really know anyone else's. Or like mental, you know, like, you could be like, this guy's cool. You get attached. He's psychotic. He knows your address, you know?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. It's kind of like what, when people date you?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

She seemed really chill.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, she's really chill.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was willing to get over.

[Daniela Mora]

Now she's on Tick tock. Live naked with the gun. I thought she was just like a simple girl.

[Grace O'Malley]

She seemed like. She's like really great front facing. All right, what's the next one, please?

[Daniela Mora]

My boyfriend had a whole nother girlfriend for three months. Yay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Short and sweet.

[Daniela Mora]

I need more context for that. But that's.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the energy.

[Daniela Mora]

God would not send me that because things would go. Go wrong.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sends you.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I would prefer that. That's insane. Yeah, I guess three months too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Three months.

[Daniela Mora]

Damn.

[Grace O'Malley]

I needed. Yeah, see, you can't. Oh, it's such a blue ball. That's like when someone's like, dude, you won't believe what happened then, like, oh, I can't tell you. Yeah, you told me the first half. You. I need the juice and the meat. I need the rest of the meal.

[Daniela Mora]

You need to know how she found out. And I wonder. Like, it doesn't seem they were living together, but like, man's had a lot of time. But I will say men will find the time to. No matter what. Like, even if you're like, they don't know how they do it. I'm like, it's always finding the time. It seems.

[Grace O'Malley]

You gotta. I was gonna say you gotta respect it. I just. As someone who does just as a femcel myself.

[Daniela Mora]

Honestly, you kind of do gotta respect it the way that guys only time manage to get their knot, you know, like they'd be like, I'm so busy, I'm booked, whatever. And then someone walks by with their cheeks out and suddenly they have 20 minutes and can like transport, you know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And they're still making more money than us.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I suppose it's a good one.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sorry for your troubles, girl.

[Daniela Mora]

First time caller, never listened. But I do love you so much.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, thanks for joining us.

[Daniela Mora]

I was with.

[Voicemail Caller]

Was crazy.

[Daniela Mora]

He faked a fucking seizure on more than one occasion. He faked trying to kill himself in front of me. So like, girl, I'm glad he's gone. That's okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did he pass away and we leave.

[Daniela Mora]

Him in the dust. God bless.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now what if he wasn't faking the seizure and he did pass away and.

[Daniela Mora]

She said, leave him in the dust.

[Grace O'Malley]

And it's his ashes.

[Daniela Mora]

And he said, okay, we'll do. Mission accepted. Honestly, that's insane. Insane. Insane one. How do you fake a seizure? I guess like it's not. Not possible. But like you must do a little method to be doing all that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I feel like I've tried to fake.

[Daniela Mora]

A seizure in class once in class I start seizing. Then pretending to try to kill yourself or trying to.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's so pretend playing. Playing pretends.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like today we're playing pretend and I'm gonna pretend to kill myself.

[Daniela Mora]

I would be very sick by this.

[Grace O'Malley]

That is disgusting.

[Daniela Mora]

That is also.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I guess everything could be worse because people are scary. But God damn, how are we finding these men? Last two callers need to circle back.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

And finish up the story.

[Grace O'Malley]

I know. I need more. I need more.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm sorry, cuz that's fucking mind games. That's so. No, that's playing with your real life emo. Not even your emotions, but like your.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

His physical being.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Being like, you don't love me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like I'm cut for baby. Cut for baby.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Honestly, good tactic. Me, I should have done that my breakup and have been like, wow, you don't want this.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that would have been great. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

He would have been like, yeah, I don't.

[Grace O'Malley]

I would have been like, let me find you a band aid. Yeah, you could do it. This sounds like you could do like a 10 part series.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. She needs to start the TikTok and same with the other girl. I would do it. How my boyfriend had a second life for three months. Part one.

[Grace O'Malley]

Men should be scared. Yeah, you should. You should be very cautious of the way you move because we're coming for Blood now.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

We're not just gonna get cheated on.

[Daniela Mora]

And then we are gonna broadcast it.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then let you just, you know, go back to Morgan and Morgan or whatever. Where the fuck you work? J.P. morgan. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Morgan and Morgan is like a lawsuit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Company and not a good one, I'll tell you that.

[Daniela Mora]

Some people could be at Morgan and Morgan.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. You know, many jobs, many men. All right, what else we got?

[Voicemail Caller]

Hi, Danielle. I'm really sorry you're going through a breakup, but on the bright side, I am, too. I can't say I was the one who was broken up with, but I was the one who broke up with my boyfriend. We were together for around seven months. Months. And I love him. He's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. He treats me like an absolute princess. But I am a. Okay, I am a depressed, sleep deprived, and I just felt myself taking out a lot of anger on him, and I didn't feel like that was fair. So I realized I had to take a step back and really straighten my out if I really want to make the relationship work long term, because he is the type of person I want to be my husband. But at the end of the day, I'm a. And I was just losing it too often. I have to. I realized I had to take a step back and really work on myself and prioritize what I need so I can be better for him. And it's really hard because I just got in a really big fight with a woman on the street, and all I want to do is call him and let him know about the fight with the woman on the street, but I can't because I have to get better. So I'm working on not smoking any more weed, journaling, and figuring out what I want to do with my career. And really that's all I can do to be better for him.

[Grace O'Malley]

So.

[Voicemail Caller]

So I don't know if this helps you or not, but maybe the breakup was for the best for both of you.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know.

[Daniela Mora]

Boom. That girl just talked herself through therapy. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think this is. This is very therapeutic for people this way. It's good.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm all relaxed.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Daniela Mora]

Boyfriend sounds amazing. Send it my way. In the meantime, in the mean, I'll take Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Figuring out your. Your. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

That'S funny, because I think you have to be very self aware to be like, I suck. Also. That must have been so, so, so brutal for him because there's no reason why you broke up other than being like, I suck right now.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's not you, it's me.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. The other person's like, no, babe, I love you was fine. You're like, no, I'm literally mentally ill. Like, that's. He probably is still crying over that.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's very, very grown.

[Daniela Mora]

It is very grown. You're already doing a step. You're already made one step forward because you recognize that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I would say, don't stop smoking. You do need advice. It sounds like you need an outlet. And when you're angry, sometimes a good.

[Daniela Mora]

Little smoke will help bump into a granny bong rip.

[Grace O'Malley]

But that's good for you. Good smoking. I mean, I don't know. It sounds like you need advice. Cause you're fighting with people on the street. Also, these things, they correlate to. Sometimes when you're so angry you're not getting laid. Case standpoint right here. So I'm just saying maybe he ain't the flower for you. Maybe.

[Daniela Mora]

Boom.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I hate to say it, maybe you are just a. But, like, you need someone who can respect the fact that you're a. And it sounds like he does.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Honestly, I think maybe he shouldn't be.

[Grace O'Malley]

Treated like, though, but circle back.

[Daniela Mora]

But, yeah, I would feel bad if you were being mean to a nice guy. You know, like, if I'm angry. But I totally get the wanting to tell him about your day, and you kind of can't. The thing is, though, you should. Okay, that's funny. There's only, like, some exes that I know I can, like, forever spin the block. But others that I'm like, yeah, that's dead and gone.

[Grace O'Malley]

How many. How many do you think you can still spin the block?

[Daniela Mora]

The way, the way that there's literally just one, but, like, you know, like, guys that are maybe more not that bad. Maybe more open, like if I responded to something, you know, something I can chat with, with, versus, you know, this, like, my past guy that I was with. There's like, no world where I could, like, call him because he would be very afraid. And that would just. That wasn't our relationship, you know, that's.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's fair.

[Daniela Mora]

And bless his heart.

[Grace O'Malley]

And bless your heart as well. You deserve love and happiness and all the kind things that come to you. So do you miss? Good on you for knowing yourself and taking that time. Don't listen to me. I don't. I, I, I'm coming from a place of an unknown territory.

[Daniela Mora]

You do know, though, I feel like you have been in relationships and also you've witnessed so many.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm nothing but an observer you.

[Daniela Mora]

Well. And the I'm a cuck and becomes a mentor. I feel like you're. You're wise beyond your years with relationships because you have seen many these scary ones.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Let's move on. Coming to you from the Big Apple. It's disgraceful. Exclamation point. Each week, Grace o' Malley is joined by a fellow comedian. As they like this. This is my friend Irish Grace, full co host. Sent in at 3am through a series of what's he reading?

[Ad/Promo Voice]

Conversations.

[Daniela Mora]

The description. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Why do I know that his favorite comedians lives. She'll determine if they have what it takes.

[Daniela Mora]

He's drunk.

[Grace O'Malley]

Permanent spot. He did acid last night.

[Daniela Mora]

He has a crush on you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, funny enough, I had a crush on him. I had her, guys.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes. All right. Is he going to read every review and star like, hey, seriously, what is he doing? I'm serious.

[Grace O'Malley]

And don't come. Oh, my God. He so does little puns reach their daily bit quota. He's learning English podcast for crying out Lodge. Aided by her sister Nora and HR department head Nora Grace spend this is every episode.

[Daniela Mora]

How long is this line?

[Grace O'Malley]

The weak qualms. How many more seconds? Silent 10 more seconds if you're dyslexic.

[Daniela Mora]

To Ellison.

[Grace O'Malley]

Breaking news and just about everything else that crammed inside her big brain.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, damn. He said he got a big brain.

[Grace O'Malley]

See you. You find that. You find the good in that?

[Daniela Mora]

I thought that was a little endearing. It was annoying off first you. But then you knew him, so I was like, okay, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's kind of him in a nutshell. It's kind of annoying at first and then it's like, endearing.

[Daniela Mora]

I feel like that's like me.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's. He actually lives right. Right in our.

[Daniela Mora]

In our circle.

[Grace O'Malley]

In our circle. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Wow. Does he, like, work at Cafe Mod? Like, that's the only time I've heard that accent.

[Grace O'Malley]

Dude, he doesn't make any sense. He's an enigma. He's. He's from Ireland. Grew up in Texas.

[Daniela Mora]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then went to Bama.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then moved here.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, is he younger than us?

[Grace O'Malley]

He's older.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Sorry.

[Grace O'Malley]

Bananas.

[Daniela Mora]

Look out.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

How'd you meet him? Edibar.

[Grace O'Malley]

Friend of a friend.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then that friend just moved out of the city and didn't tell me.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh. Where to?

[Grace O'Malley]

Florida. Bye, Justin. Would have been nice to know. I just found out like this week.

[Daniela Mora]

Damn. Well, that's why he gave you the ol. OOP with the Irish guy hang out. I'm leaving this guy. Wait that's funny. I like him.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, so Irish will hang out with anybody. Irish met this kid out at a bar and they've been hanging out, whatever. And me and my friends, after dinner, we met up with them. And when I walk in, they're playing pool. One of the kid goes. One of the kids goes, hey. Hey. I saw you. You and Daniela. Chicago. It's. It's. It's Giggles.

[Daniela Mora]

Who was Giggles? Is he that blonde guy or something? No, no.

[Grace O'Malley]

I do a lot of shows.

[Daniela Mora]

There's a lot of people.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's hard to remember people. I remember he was sitting. Didn't stage right. I was looking at. Every time I said something, he would have. He had this giggle. And I was like, all right, Giggles. Whoa. And like he had like the funniest laugh. And I totally remember him.

[Daniela Mora]

Sweet. And now we're buddies and he's like a kid already.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's the coolest.

[Daniela Mora]

Wait, Love that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, he's awesome.

[Daniela Mora]

Giggles. Yeah, Giggles. And that's cute. Also shout.

[Grace O'Malley]

How did.

[Daniela Mora]

Is he. He's not from New York or he's visiting.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's from Chicago originally.

[Daniela Mora]

And he's moved here.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he moved here.

[Daniela Mora]

Wow. Crazy small world.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really blew my mind. He was like, yeah, you and Daniella show. I had so much fun. I actually brought him to him. Yeah, he brought. He brought someone to our show.

[Daniela Mora]

Whoa.

[Grace O'Malley]

So I was like, all right. So you're cool? Yeah. Okay.

[Daniela Mora]

Down. Wait, that rocks.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it was really crazy world.

[Daniela Mora]

All right. Him, the Irish guy, me, you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Go nuts. But yeah, Ladies and gentlemen, that was Irish. Thanks so much for tuning in. Irish.

[Daniela Mora]

I love that one. He's manic and I'm into that.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's out of his mind. I like the way I flirt. Is I'm mean.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And so I was so mean to him all summer. And he never got the hint. So I just laid off.

[Daniela Mora]

Whoa. That's funny. I mean that he never got the.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hint of the hint to get.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, got the hint. You called him ugly twice a day. That's very funny.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm going to have to live with the repercussions of him watching this. But that's fine.

[Daniela Mora]

I love Giggles and the Irish guy.

[Grace O'Malley]

And they're really funny. Cause they both have crazy voices. Like the Irish kid. You heard him?

[Daniela Mora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then this other kid, Giggles. Yeah. We're just calling him Giggles.

[Daniela Mora]

Cause we didn't hear his speak.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, he's like lost his voice. And he talks like this. And Iris was giving him shit. He's like, why do you talk like that he's like, oh, Spring break.

[Daniela Mora]

What?

[Grace O'Malley]

Wait, what?

[Daniela Mora]

Babe, it's December.

[Grace O'Malley]

Literally. He was like, nah, like, from six years ago. It just never came back.

[Daniela Mora]

There's no way, dude.

[Grace O'Malley]

So funny.

[Daniela Mora]

God. Yeah, he probably fucked up of his.

[Grace O'Malley]

Nose up, like, his vocal cords and it just never came back. I'm like, that is awesome. Spring break.

[Daniela Mora]

Spring break forever. Also, just to get to say, like, spring break. Not even like, oh, I was screaming at a concert. Like, spring break.

[Grace O'Malley]

Giggles is the coolest.

[Daniela Mora]

That's funny. Giggles, let's go.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. So that's. That's the new characters in my life. You had a new character and then you lost them. Any more new characters since we first sung?

[Daniela Mora]

Well, no, I mean, now that I. I guess I've always obviously spoken about dating online, but I think now that I've said breakup, like, we weren't even dating.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, I figured we. It just took. That actually took shorter than I thought you would go. What do you to admitting it was never.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, yeah, no, we were never dating. We were going on dates and hanging out. He, like, hung up my mirror and, like, met all my friends and my sister and I met his brothers, but.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, well, you know, you're like, you made it like you were babysitting.

[Daniela Mora]

I know. He was like a great. He. He was cool. I went to Leonetta with him.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, snazzy.

[Daniela Mora]

No, he was good. I would just say he's just like, in a different place in his life. And also, like, yeah, preschool. I need him to do more. Yeah. Recess.

[Grace O'Malley]

I just really want to focus on lunch.

[Daniela Mora]

Getting better at hopscotch right now. Sorry about that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, my main priorities are they're a little out of whack. I'm just trying to get a B in science.

[Daniela Mora]

Trying to pass Kim right now. So I can't really date you.

[Grace O'Malley]

You could be. Be my tutor.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Any new characters? No. I went on a date last week. Now that I've said that I'm single, I'm saying is now people are, you know, coming forth more than in a normal rate. Like, I guess they're coming with propositions.

[Grace O'Malley]

Kind of you saying yes in the DMs.

[Daniela Mora]

I said yes to a guy that I met at my show.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Daniela Mora]

And we went out last week, and then I have a date tonight, and it's like a mutual friend.

[Grace O'Malley]

I thought you were. I thought you were answering reply. Guys, like, voicemail.

[Daniela Mora]

100% wouldn't have considered if you are attractive. What's up?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Yeah, she doesn't give A. About your personality.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I. They like me, and they're cute. We could work with it.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, well, she wants a fan. That's been clarified. I mean, you're going on a date with a fan.

[Daniela Mora]

No, no, this is a normal guy.

[Grace O'Malley]

You just said don't.

[Daniela Mora]

I already did go on a date, okay?

[Grace O'Malley]

And it didn't work out.

[Daniela Mora]

I know. I. He was cool, but I don't really see him being my husband. So.

[Grace O'Malley]

How do you go on so many dates?

[Daniela Mora]

I normally don't date. Like, and not that I don't date, but it's normally one guy for, like, eight months.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

[Daniela Mora]

So this was, like, a first time I've been on a date in a really long time that it wasn't my bow.

[Grace O'Malley]

So where you going?

[Daniela Mora]

Would kill himself. Well, this is a funny story. We need to bleep this out. I get a DM from who is already strict. You know, he's. So.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can we just bleep the name?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Well, he's a mutual friend. Now that we got that over with. Anyway, this guy dm's me, and he's like, my friend. Like, he doesn't even. Well, first he's like, sup? Like, my friend wants to go out with you. And I'm like, okay, hit me up. Yeah. How about greetings?

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. I'm a shining star. Send them my way.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. And then I was like, oh, you know, I think that, you know, he's from New York and just like you. Yeah. And, you know, he's established and it's obviously not a comedian, because been there, done that. And I was like, okay, this is a good wreck, I think. So, you know, we. He messaged me, and then we've continued talking, and this is. This guy messaged me last Monday, and he's like, hey, blah, blah, blah, mutual friend. We're doing banter. We nail a date, which is the next Wednesday, which is today. And we say, whatever. He's like, where do you live? Like, I'll pick a place around there, whatever. And then. Doesn't really respond to my last message, which is. Was saying, like, where I live. And either way, oh, he doesn't like.

[Grace O'Malley]

The Murray Hill thing.

[Daniela Mora]

I. I said Gramercy. See, I was like, I know that he's rich if he's from New York. And I was like, graham, you could have.

[Grace O'Malley]

Right in front of. To the park. He could have met halfway. Kips.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Don't really want our neighborhood on camera, but hey, both I see. So then. So then, whatever. It doesn't. Like my last matches, it's fine because, like, we had banter. And I'm like, he'll circle back, like, end of the week or at least like it and show a sign of life. Anyway, Sunday comes Monday, comes Monday, I'm with Sean. And I'm just like, I'm feeling not weird about this with the dates this week. Also, I forgot I have tonight. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sean needs compensation for this.

[Daniela Mora]

I can't believe Sensation is that he works at my house like every day and I make him eggs, so.

[Grace O'Malley]

What a saint. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

He has to tell me if I look ugly today, and then I give him huevos.

[Grace O'Malley]

Dude, that's so crazy. So all of your. Poor Sean. I. I should text him. All of your girlfriends have said, I'm done.

[Daniela Mora]

I think I will go to. You know, my guy friends are like a male perspective. Also, he'll. He talks to me about girls all the time. Like, I know.

[Grace O'Malley]

I know him.

[Daniela Mora]

I know a lot about his love life. And he'll be like, what do you think that means? And I'm like, boy, I'm just jealous you have friends.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm like, oh, is that how it works?

[Daniela Mora]

Anyway, talking to my male friend, he's like, just message him. I forgot I had the show. Now I have a time constraint I didn't even get. He's not even making a plan. Like, I need to just say this. So I was like, hey, if we're still on for Wednesday, say I have a show at 7. So anything after 8. And he answers a couple hours later, he's like, okay, eight is perfect. I'm like, I said after, but okay, then doesn't answer all of Monday. Now it's Tuesday. And I was still like, where the are we going? And also, it's a mutual friend. So it's hard to be like, not mean or ghost, but, like, you know, I have some accountability or some responsibility to be, like, kind. I don't know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

So I'm also listening. If this was like a random person, I would have been like, bye. Like, hear that? That if you're random. Goodbye. And then anyway, on yesterday, he sends me a place and he goes, how does this sound? And I said, dallas barbecue. No, like, it's a really nice place. It was like, mish. Yeah. I was like, good, good. Really nice place. Looks very expensive. I'm like, so fun. Whatever.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's right up her alley.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I was like a princess. And so he sends me that. I'm like, excited. I Go to my show. This is yesterday. I'm doing whatever. I don't open Instagram for a while. Because I said, sounds good, and we'll see each other tomorrow. I jumped back on Instagram. And he goes, I'm here. And then I was like, huh. I didn't even say ha. Because he was, I'm here. And then it was a question mark 20 minutes later because he thought I stood him up because he went to the date on the wrong day.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, what a goof. Oh, my God. I thought. I see. I thought he was like, he bought a ticket to your show. He's like, I'm here.

[Daniela Mora]

No, well, this is. Yeah, no, imagine. Yeah, well, first I was like. I said, grammars eat.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like.

[Daniela Mora]

He'S outside the park with the key looking for me. Yeah, I don't. I don't even know. And then I was like, huh? Like, now it's too much communication. We barely know each other. So I was like, correct me if I'm. I was like, it. This is for tomorrow, correct. Like, And I. I went up in the messages, pinned it and said, the eighth. Like, don't also.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the biggest.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, we're also. If you are on a date and someone didn't come, like, look, try any clue. You know, like, we were so little messages. Like, you read it. Like, what do you mean?

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, read. She's not here. Let me just double check and make sure. Yeah, I think, like, that.

[Daniela Mora]

I mean, blew my mind. And then I was like, this is Tom. And he's like, oh, my God, I'm so dumb. Like, I had in my calendar as tonight, though we did confirm many times. And then I was just like, okay, so like, tomorrow. And then he's like, about that, dot, dot, dah. And I'm like, like, there's no about. Like, you're doing it tomorrow. This was the plan. And he was like, I promise. Yeah, I'm just like, the. I mean, so then I was just.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's on you for getting it wrong.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, what's that? Now you're stressing me out. I have to coax him down, saying, it's okay, you're alone.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, about that.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. And anyway, we are going out tonight. And then I was like, are you ready to see that waiter two days in a row? And he's like, I cannot go back. Like I said, like, someone was coming in a couple minutes. I was there 40 minutes alone, phone. Like, he could have left. But anyway, he picked a different place. And I was like, I like that place better.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Rats.

[Daniela Mora]

I know. Not that I've been to either, but I was like, that one looked like I had, like, culture.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, but he's too embarrassed.

[Daniela Mora]

I know. I was like, we can go back and prove them wrong, Bo.

[Grace O'Malley]

Maybe this is good. Maybe he's a shy guy. Yeah, dumb, but shy.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I'm down for a recluse.

[Grace O'Malley]

Maybe he's so busy that he just can't check his schedule.

[Daniela Mora]

I mean, because he's working so hard.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because he's so successful.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, it better be that. Anyway, so we'll see. But, yeah, it was funny because that's never happened to me. Also, if it was the other way around, I would kill myself.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I would just probably. I. I probably say it at the date. Like, you won't believe what I did yesterday.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because I have something to talk about.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes, exactly.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, where the hell are you? Yeah, I'm here on the wrong day. Where are you?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, he's a week early. Like, you late? I'm like, what?

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, my parents?

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. It's like, I got the app, Jill. No, he's like, I'll tell you about it tomorrow. I was like, yeah, right answer. I'll kill you.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, so that'll be fun tonight.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, that'll be fun. That caused me light stress just because I was like, you made it weird.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, well, that's on him. Yeah, it sounds like it's a match made in heaven.

[Daniela Mora]

It's.

[Grace O'Malley]

You might be both.

[Daniela Mora]

Might be too high, people. No, literally. Then he sent me a screenshot today of the confirmation, and he's like, now I don't trust myself. Like, that's right. Yeah. I was like, I don't trust either. As, like, say, confirm nothing like an untrustworthy relationship.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm just. I'm reading far too deep in it. Enjoy your pasta.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, well, we'll see what happens.

[Grace O'Malley]

But you get drunk. You get drinks on dates, or.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, last date, I had, like, last drink we did last day, we drank a lot for no reason. I went to employees only, and we had this, like, little booth. Whatever.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a good date spot.

[Daniela Mora]

It was a great date spot. And I've never actually sat down, like, the booth. And eight. And that was, like, sexy. It was nice. And then we get up to, like, go continue bar hopping. I mean, now I'm just like, all right, it's a bender on this man's tab. And I get up, who is there? Sam Morale is just, like, standing in the employees only, like, bar. And I was like, what are you doing here?

[Grace O'Malley]

That's really funny you say that. Because that kid Irish who called in, he said he was at employees only by himself, trying to make friends one one night and he ran into Sam Morrell, was so drunk and said, dude is so funny. Tell me a joke.

[Daniela Mora]

The Irish guy did. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was like, dude, kill yourself. That's awful to hear. Yeah, that's really awful to hear. You go. Because he was like, dude. He's like, I don't know. He's like really funny online. He's like, look him up. I'm like, what name? Like, who is he? Couldn't remember who it was. Whoa. And he said Samuel just looked at him. Was like that kid? And he was like, yeah. You like wouldn't even talk to me. It was so embarrassing.

[Daniela Mora]

I was like, I guess he frequents there.

[Grace O'Malley]

You really.

[Daniela Mora]

I mean if it's two times that they. We saw him there, maybe it was just like the same night.

[Grace O'Malley]

Serendipitous night.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Was it last week?

[Grace O'Malley]

No.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Then he. We just. We just out at a spot.

[Daniela Mora]

You want to find Sam Morrell. Wednesdays implosion. He's only around 9:40.

[Grace O'Malley]

Leave him alone though.

[Daniela Mora]

That's funny. That's very funny. Yeah. That was interesting. Yeah, I guess getting drinks. I mean we made out but I was like, you do tongue. He did a lot of tongue that I kind of was like, if he watches this, he'll commit. Obviously made like a video about him and not obviously.

[Grace O'Malley]

That just rolls off the tongue. Obviously made a video about. I didn't mention the tongue show.

[Daniela Mora]

I didn't know. I didn't like. I. I was just trying to be. Cuz I'm like, this is getting crazy. If I were to, people would be like, this chick is dangerous. Which. Okay, so I get like an ingest one. I was saying what was funny though is that he did kiss me before. I went up to my building and I have like doorman and like a glass. Like they like your parents.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

And she's doing finger popping. And I'm like, manuel is waiting for me to walk in and you're doing anal push ups. Is like, what's happening?

[Grace O'Malley]

Some girls have all the luck.

[Daniela Mora]

So then I said that and then he said like, he's like, my friend just sent me the link to your YouTube and my group channel. And I'm like, all right.

[Grace O'Malley]

They get rock hard for it.

[Daniela Mora]

I don't know. I couldn't even answer. I was like, love you, but I can't love you.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I'm going to maybe go to Another date tonight.

[Daniela Mora]

Love you by kind of boss.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, so you put people on blast. It's time for you to get put on blast. You knew this was coming. So what Nora does. Nora's very good at doing a little.

[Daniela Mora]

Deep dive, I'm very afraid.

[Grace O'Malley]

And this segment's called Disgraceful Receipts. And we also used your sister. We used your sister for some of these. So let's. Let's see.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm afraid.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wait.

[Daniela Mora]

Do I say yes or no or anything?

[Grace O'Malley]

No. Just so you can give, like, a little context. But we have a lot of them, so let's try to go rapid fire style. Yeah, well, because you're a good friend. All right, let's go.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Why? Why? Kink shaming Cosplay. Yeah. Okay. My Facebook photo into that one. No comment. I will say I didn't pay my bill here. I just left my card and then canceled it. Evil.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, so this one says, drafting a text to a man, and it's already three paragraphs. Someone sent help. January 19, 2022. Whoa.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay, that could be. Could have been a tweed from yesterday and I wouldn't have noticed.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, it's nice to know you never change.

[Daniela Mora]

Not witty nor funny. Definitely didn't need to say. Someone said H would edit that. But, hey, good premise, girl.

[Grace O'Malley]

We're working on it.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay. I used to be a little. A little chopped. I had braces and. And, you know, I had a missing tooth, and girls just want to have fun. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

This is.

[Daniela Mora]

You know, you went out in the city when you were underage, so.

[Grace O'Malley]

Of course.

[Daniela Mora]

So this is one of those nights. Definitely. All four was definitely hooked up with a man over 40, and we were definitely in high school, but kind of how it goes. Lesouk. If anyone was there at that time, it was. It was an era. Now, this feels mean. Nora, wrap it up. Okay, I would. What I would say about this is one. Always been a Leo. Always really liked myself and really liked photos and was very into vanity that I would be like, photos. And I'm like, oh, I heard you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Had a camera for Christmas. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Literally face. He's like, I'm Jewish. I'm like, perfect. I mean, I do. I had a friend taking those. They were not. I mean, I obviously look young, but. Okay. Tits popping. I'm so afraid. Oh, this is a funny one.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, what is this? This.

[Daniela Mora]

I was, you know, I was active on aol, and I, you know, just got back from Cuz House. I love you, Cody. Aw, love that black lab today. Death. But geez, that guy has Some teeth almost lost part of my scalp.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's always found a humor, I would say. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Like I still talk.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like speaking like.

[Daniela Mora]

Like radical in like a specific thing like mar. Like something had to add in Scout.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like my third time fourth grade.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Up next. I don't even know what should be considered a red flag anymore. Okay, 2022 too.

[Daniela Mora]

Still it seems. I thought that I was a Cooper. I thought that I was a rising star that was going to lead a. A small show based on my dating life. And suddenly it's just five minute tik toks. But you know, I did have a strong base.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sure did. Ah.

[Daniela Mora]

16 the sun. This is when I did have a missing tooth. That happened. I don't know why my part looks like my father's, but. But you know, it's probably bad lighting.

[Grace O'Malley]

Brb.

[Daniela Mora]

Brb. Okay. Looks like the cupcake agents ate. I don't. Where was I going to eat them?

[Grace O'Malley]

2013, you were busy.

[Daniela Mora]

I haven't come back.

[Grace O'Malley]

2013. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

How far did you go?

[Grace O'Malley]

Maybe you went to a birthday party.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, see, as you can see, the missing tooth here is more prominent. I didn't have a canine for about a year and a half.

[Grace O'Malley]

You said get my. Get my no tooth side. Yeah, get my toothless.

[Daniela Mora]

I said get my skinny side. And it was me without tooth.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, God. This is a Polaroid photograph.

[Daniela Mora]

Whoa. I mean, where did we get these? I don't even have a tooth in that. Any teeth. My eyebrows were, you know, they weren't friends yet at this time, but we did get acquainted later on in life.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, this must be a juju special.

[Daniela Mora]

Good one. Yeah. Wow. We were cute kids. I think my mom would always do. She dressed you and your sisters the same. She would do that. I mean, not in this photo, but.

[Grace O'Malley]

You must have hated that as a.

[Daniela Mora]

I don't even know if I had to say. But now if I would have been like, nah, girl.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I'm my own independent woman.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm actually supposed to shine. I don't know.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, wait.

[Grace O'Malley]

I can't really shine, but I'm dressed.

[Daniela Mora]

Just like Pukasha necklaces. If it's just me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, wow.

[Daniela Mora]

Scared for this.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's you.

[Daniela Mora]

I'm scared for the slow paper rolling.

[Grace O'Malley]

This one's crazy because I'm like, oh, no. Your sister sent a picture of her, but next to her is you. Oh, that's crazy, bro. That. That one's nuts.

[Daniela Mora]

That's a nuts one. You know, this is really. This is kind of goal to Be showcasing this here. Yeah, I. You know, we like to party. This was a frat party. I had a cup. Cookies. What are the. Are they all cutlets on pasties? And I was so drunk, I didn't even notice. But one is. Is, you know, half down.

[Grace O'Malley]

So is it now.

[Daniela Mora]

Thank God. That was.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Even on. Yeah, I mean, that was. And I remember there are multiple photos like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow.

[Daniela Mora]

And I'm with a group of people, and it's just left it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, you know, you were being a feminist. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

It's like, so free the.

[Grace O'Malley]

Free the net. But it was a big movement at the time.

[Daniela Mora]

I was an activist.

[Grace O'Malley]

You don't talk much politics now, though.

[Daniela Mora]

Because I don't wear bras anymore. So he would kidnap me. Very chubby baby. Very cute. Was really. I liked food a lot. My mom would, like, give my sister dinner. We would eat dinner. My sister would be like, I'm not hungry. Then she would sneak them in the room, be like, come on, a little sandwich. You gotta eat something. And then I would wake up, be like, sandwich. And then I would eat two dinner. Dinners.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that's. That shows. Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

And that's accurate.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, now, this is. This is a good oldfashioned nor cropped me out, but a good old fashioned Getty good one.

[Daniela Mora]

That was a. I mean, that was pure sober happiness. Post the Eagles.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was really cool. So what happened was we were doing shows in Philly. Sober. The. The comedy club called us.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was like.

[Daniela Mora]

Grayson was like, paparazzi's outside for you.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I'm like, that can't be true.

[Daniela Mora]

It's a prank. And I'm like, what? No. And then when it happened, I was like, give me your bag. I'm holding cava in a glove. But it was hilarious. And they came twice.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now, what I did realize after the fact is that they do do that for a lot of comedians. The club will call it on themselves for the comics, for promo for each show. Good marketing, that is.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. And more clubs should be doing that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Meanwhile, we're like, lottie, duh. Catch me by surprise. And can you go higher? I gotta double chin.

[Daniela Mora]

No, literally, like, that's not even a normal paparazzi photo. Cause I was like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like.

[Daniela Mora]

I was like, all right, lock in.

[Grace O'Malley]

We knew.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I was like, now turn.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, shit.

[Daniela Mora]

That's very wild.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, wow.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay. That doesn't blow up. I. I really can't express what I used to look like. You would be really concerned.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm looking at.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, that. I mean, what happened at My part, like, something was really off. I had. I did. I went on Accutane. I think it slimmed my nose. I would. I mean, there's a lot of issues. But you. That was prime. Kind of scary looking.

[Grace O'Malley]

I will say. You had a lust for life.

[Daniela Mora]

I was probably a little austere.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then. Is this why you had to leave the Bronx?

[Daniela Mora]

That was me in the Bronx. Wow. I'm trying to think where that was, you know, no comment. But skin's looking great.

[Grace O'Malley]

And this little adorable one.

[Daniela Mora]

Wow. This one is when I had a missing tooth. Tooth and miscarriage. I don't even think I had my period then.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, wow. Damn. That's why it's so hard to force that smile in there.

[Daniela Mora]

I know why. I mean, I don't even know. I missed. I had a missing tooth so badly in this photo that I remember I whitened my teeth so many times. I'm like, it needs to go away. And I had braces. You probably double braces for a while.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can't see them. Too damn good.

[Daniela Mora]

Thank you to the gods. And there we go. Photo editor app. My favorite.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now you. You do have a. You are laid in here.

[Daniela Mora]

So now this foreshadowing.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's definitely like a school dance or something.

[Daniela Mora]

This was my sister. Sweet 16.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hell yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. And I actually didn't have one, which is a little off brand for me.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I bet you'll never let your parents live that one down.

[Daniela Mora]

I was kind of ugly, so I kind of was just like, it's not really necessary to put me in a dress and, like, take photos.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I'll go. Of mine. We'll celebrate. 16.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I was like. I. Cashmere 22. Like, then. Now for the remainders of my birthday, I go very hard. But back then I was like, what day is it?

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, Daniela is. Yeah. She really loves her birthday and herself. And what better way to celebrate that than just last year. She had a roast for herself. So.

[Daniela Mora]

Good.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was really good. It was a lot of fun. The tiniest little sexiest dress you could ever find. She barely could sit in the seat.

[Daniela Mora]

Crack was out. I was pulling a move from your audience member.

[Grace O'Malley]

Our manager did a set.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I tried. I didn't really know anyone and I.

[Daniela Mora]

You did a good.

[Grace O'Malley]

I went up and did Roast Style Roast. All the comics, not just the birthday girl.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Grace decided to do Manifesto hour. No, yours was good. The one that I put in my dump of. That was really fun. Funny.

[Grace O'Malley]

I can't even remember.

[Daniela Mora]

It was like, has anyone else been on A phone call with Daniela, like, and she's talking about a guy. Meanwhile, that whole time, you have no idea which one.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

And people were like, damn. Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Adam starts clapping.

[Grace O'Malley]

I brought index cards and was, like, reading it. Like, they were like, they were filming for Netflix.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

In can't read about to get fined for swearing.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. You were said. Who caught that? Like, it's Patty clips iPhone.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

You came in professional, and I was here in a latex labia cover.

[Grace O'Malley]

So as soon as we were done roasting, you were on the floor.

[Daniela Mora]

So my thing was, the roast went longer than I expected. It was like an hour and a half. Mostly mine was half a half.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, Well, I don't know anything less than an hour.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, no, clearly.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Daniela Mora]

It's 7pm and so when I got off, you know, I had one drink in my hand, the whole roast. Then when I got off, I was like, oh, everyone's been drinking the whole time. I did maybe seven shots back to back. And then I really just. I mean, I lost myself. I would became very ghostly pale. And it wasn't fun because I had to end the night. So only, like, it was like, I was there, like, a good hour.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I think she got carried out fireman style.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. I mean, I was in the outfit. Yeah. I was in the dress.

[Grace O'Malley]

The puss was out.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes. That was pretty free show. Yeah. Magenta.

[Grace O'Malley]

You better look.

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Oh, hey.

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Whoa.

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, so Destiny, Ellen, in a nutshell, we do have one more thing that is very near and dear to our hearts. And I don't know if it's gonna be in this episode or as a clip, but we're playing headbands.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, we are.

[Grace O'Malley]

And we're not just playing any kind of headbands.

[Daniela Mora]

Headbands.

[Grace O'Malley]

One thing about Daniella, when she plays headbands, she screams. So watch your ears for those of you listening and. And turn down YouTube for those of you watching because it's about to get a little crazy.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, I do like headband.

[Grace O'Malley]

She. Like, we'll get kicked out of a bar for how loud she is at doing this.

[Daniela Mora]

Actually, P. A video needs to resurface one day, especially on your roof.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, I think I have it.

[Daniela Mora]

We definitely do. I. We. You bought pro then I think the next week I had to buy pro cuz I'm like, I'll play alone now.

[Grace O'Malley]

We have like triple mega Max. We're the. We're funding Ellen's retirement.

[Daniela Mora]

You have like headbands. Gold premium. Like no one likes that game that much.

[Grace O'Malley]

We got. We paid for her move to London.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, yeah. We pay for every haircut she got. It's just the tidying and upkeeping. It's really a full time job for us. Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

So I made. I made physical. A physical version with. Well, Nora made it. Thank you, Nora. And it's more relative words. People. It's people.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay. God, I'm scared.

[Grace O'Malley]

And away we go.

[Daniela Mora]

You go first. Okay. She was on snl. Blonde.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Heidi. Heidi.

[Daniela Mora]

No, no. Short hair, really funny comedian.

[Grace O'Malley]

Amy Poehler.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Daniela Mora]

He makes all those movies that guys are obsessed with. He's a director.

[Grace O'Malley]

Martin Scorsese.

[Daniela Mora]

No, no, no. Next one.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, Other one. Now Max. He's a little. He's like the munchkin that is married to or dating Zach.

[Grace O'Malley]

Brian.

[Daniela Mora]

The Ariana Grande.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, oh, oh, what's that? Spongebob I don't know.

[Daniela Mora]

I don't even know how to describe this one. A lot of famous songs. Next. I can't do this one. Okay. Oh, she just fainted on stage. If you saw that. Just fainted on stage. She's a new upand coming artist. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, poor girl.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay, you're you a brat Summer by this artist.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Charlie xx.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

My girl.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay. She's a model. She had like the gap tooth for a while.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, get along to look.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, but what's her name then? She's like a little weird, but.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that stinks. I got three.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay, that's not bad. You were at Quentino. You were really close.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I knew it. It was on my tongue.

[Daniela Mora]

I don't even know. All right, all right.

[Grace O'Malley]

Ready Timer? On three, two and a one. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, so he's on Jimmy Kimmel.

[Daniela Mora]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he's off to the side. And he's Spanish.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, the little. The man. I know. I don't know his name.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's got beef with Nicki Minaj.

[Daniela Mora]

Cardi B.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Oh, she's a lesbian and she's like on the horror. American Horror Story.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, Nicole Kidman's not a lesbian. Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know who that is. Oh, beautiful model. She's so funny and she's blonde and she's like the coolest.

[Daniela Mora]

Cara Dele.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, the new one. She's the new Cara. Oh, it's a. It's a Runway show with lingerie. Run the Runway. Run the Runway with the lingerie.

[Daniela Mora]

Make your own Runway lingerie.

[Grace O'Malley]

Cuz the lingerie in Roo.

[Daniela Mora]

RuPaul Drag Race. Skip it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, she's got a date guy. She has big boobs and she's an older country singer lady and she has her own amusement park and she's awesome and she's.

[Daniela Mora]

I didn't do that bad.

[Grace O'Malley]

You did good.

[Daniela Mora]

Wait, actually, I didn't save any that. Okay. Cardi B. I got. Guillermo was not going to get that. Oh, yeah, that's a hard one. Sarah Paulson didn't get Andy Richard.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that was tricky. 1. He's not dancing with the Stars.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, Victoria's Secret.

[Grace O'Malley]

Victoria's Secret.

[Daniela Mora]

It did only get two. I thought I kind. Wait, I thought I kind of ate down.

[Grace O'Malley]

We didn't. We weren't able to get through the whole deck.

[Daniela Mora]

Bethany Frankle. That's a good one.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Wait, I got two. It felt like I was getting more.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, cuz you were passing.

[Daniela Mora]

I felt like I run the tapes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And also you kept Your composure a lot more than you usually do.

[Daniela Mora]

And also, I would say people's harder for me, like, if you're like. Like, solo cup Xanax money.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, let's run it.

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[Daniela Mora]

When you need to go to the wax, you need a wax.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, shave a Brazilian.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, but. What?

[Grace O'Malley]

You have a bush.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, this is when a guy throws a balls on your face, but also, you can.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, tea bags, my ass.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, this is like another word for. You've said it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh. Oh, porking. Yeah. What?

[Daniela Mora]

Drywall, gout. And also.

[Grace O'Malley]

Glory hole.

[Daniela Mora]

No. Drywall, gout fixing. Oh, yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Daniela Mora]

Every basic bitch has this dog.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Shih Tzu.

[Daniela Mora]

Next.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, it's a planet that's sexual.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Venus Uranus.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my boobies.

[Daniela Mora]

But what Titties. But then it's a fruit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, melons.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Nice.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, that's. It's in the. It's an otter. Like, it's in the river.

[Grace O'Malley]

Beaver. Yes.

[Daniela Mora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God. We have chemistry. Dude. Wow.

[Daniela Mora]

Sweating through.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.

[Daniela Mora]

I've got beaver on the minute.

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No problem.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, that was.

[Daniela Mora]

I honestly don't think I would get teabag. You got that all really. Well, let's do this. This is how I would lose my voice. Not a spring break.

[Grace O'Malley]

Three, two, one. Oh, I don't know what that is. Okay. Oh, it's a brand of condoms. Coco Latex.

[Daniela Mora]

Magnums. No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, this is high heels. Another word for it. Okay. Oh, you go in this. It's hot. It's got bubbles.

[Daniela Mora]

So in a hot tub. Jacuzzi. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Oh, neither one of us are this hair color. Orange. Blonde. Blonde. Oh, this is what people do to you if they don't want to fuck you. They put you in the. In the box, in the juki. In one area. The friend. Yes. Okay. Oh, Angelina Ann. Brad. Pig. Nice. Okay. Oh, it's jelly lubricant. Hello. Brand name. Skip it. Okay. Oh, this is what I. This is what you don't want to get if you get married.

[Daniela Mora]

Std. Divorce.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Oh, she's a Playboy bunny. Blonde.

[Daniela Mora]

Heidi.

[Grace O'Malley]

The other one.

[Daniela Mora]

Blondie.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, come on.

[Daniela Mora]

Heidi.

[Grace O'Malley]

Blondie.

[Daniela Mora]

Like Christmas. Christina.

[Grace O'Malley]

Holly Madison.

[Daniela Mora]

Whoa.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. So that's me and Daniela's favorite game. And this has been my favorite episode in a little bit. Danielle is probably gonna come on once a month. I need you.

[Daniela Mora]

I would love to. Wow, that game rocks. It's also fun when multiple people are screaming at you.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's.

[Daniela Mora]

That adds to the fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it's crazy for us two to be one on each other. You guys watching us and also Nora and Sunny watching us too. Also just like, not saying anything going. It's very funny.

[Daniela Mora]

Honestly, I would say I'm a little rusty.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. You know, we haven't hung out in a while.

[Daniela Mora]

We haven't been playing. Yeah, we're gonna change that. We need to change that immediately. You were right on the ball. Damn. No sober you. Got you up, up.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, I'm. Come on now.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah, come on now. I love that saying. I don't say enough.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Cute. Damn, that was good.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was fun. I had a blast.

[Daniela Mora]

I had a blast.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you so much for watching. And this is where you can tell them where to find you and all that.

[Daniela Mora]

Oh, hello. Go find me. Okay. I recently went to YouTube. I don't really know.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have to get their attention. You know, I'm thinking about YouTube.

[Daniela Mora]

All right, let's see. So Sunny quits. Oh, hello, everybody. Yeah. All right. You could follow me on YouTube. Tick tock and Instagram. I will say everyone is different, but it's Danielle Amora. D A N I E L A M O R A on my Instagram. And then all those links are probably in my link tree and I just post a bunch of them. But find me online and be my friend.

[Grace O'Malley]

And if you want to see her live.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. Come to my show October 25th at such comedy club. And then I'm going on the road. I'm going to the port.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, word.

[Daniela Mora]

How was it?

[Grace O'Malley]

I loved it.

[Daniela Mora]

It was so much fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

Really good going end in November where.

[Grace O'Malley]

The ticket comedy club ran by comic.

[Daniela Mora]

Yeah. And I'm going to be in Ohio.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Daniela Mora]

I really need. Oh friends to come out. You got to learn that. Ohio. Oh, IO.

[Grace O'Malley]

There you go.

[Daniela Mora]

Why?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, you.

[Daniela Mora]

Hey.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I know. Ohio heavy. So yeah, if you need any wrecks or nothing.

[Daniela Mora]

All right. You want to come?

[Grace O'Malley]

Sorry, I forgot this is your time.

[Daniela Mora]

That is all. But so nice to chat with you all. Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you guys so much for watching. Tune in next week and tag us. Tag us. If you're watching. I gotta get the word out. This is my baby and I'm trying to make her grow.

[Daniela Mora]

All right.

[Grace O'Malley]

Have a day and much time, love. See you.

[Daniela Mora]

Bye.

[Grace O'Malley]

Ah, that was awesome.

[Daniela Mora]

That was a great one. Every holiday shopper's got a list, but Ross shoppers, you've got a mission like a gift run that turns into a disco snow globe.

[Grace O'Malley]

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[Daniela Mora]

Dog included. At Ross, Holiday magic isn't about spending more, it's about giving more for less. Ross, work your magic. Ever since switching to T Mobile, something.

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[Daniela Mora]

I get to cut lines. Oh, right this way. Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000ft and.

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[Daniela Mora]

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