Grace Reiter Gets Naked

Summary

Episode Summary: "Grace Reiter Gets Naked" – Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley

Podcast Information:

• Title: Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley
• Host: Grace O'Malley
• Episode: Grace Reiter Gets Naked
• Release Date: April 17, 2025

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Introduction

In the episode titled "Grace Reiter Gets Naked," Grace O’Malley continues her comedic journey on "Disgraceful," a podcast where she evaluates fellow comedians auditioning to become her co-host. This week, Grace is joined by Grace Ryder, a TikTok sensation and burgeoning comedian, in a bid to secure a permanent spot alongside her. The episode blends humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful conversations, all while navigating Grace’s busy life filled with comedy gigs, family dynamics, and social media pressures.

Solo Segment: Personal Updates and Reflections

Grace opens the episode with a heartfelt update about her sister, Nora O’Malley, who is temporarily sidelined due to food poisoning.

Grace O'Malley [01:02]: "We did eat the same food, so I don't know what kind of food poisoning. Well, she got steak and I got chicken. Maybe that could be the problem..."

She expresses concern for her sister's well-being and touches on their dynamic, hinting at future episodes featuring Nora.

Grace delves into her upbringing, revealing her struggle with Catholic guilt, a theme that adds depth to her comedic persona.

Grace O'Malley [02:50]: "I have Catholic guilt like a motherfucker, in and out of sorry. I just say sorry. See, I say sorry. It's my own. I didn't hurt anyone. I didn't do anything but sorry, you know."

She reflects on her realization during high school that not everyone shares her Catholic background, which has influenced her comedy style.

Grace O'Malley [03:00]: "Growing up, I thought everybody was Catholic, and that is just not true. I grew up in a bubble, but I thought I was very versatile in the things I knew. That's not the case."

Travel Tales: Seattle and Beyond

Grace shares her recent trip to Seattle, highlighting both the city's vibrancy and her experiences at the comedy club "Laughs."

Grace O'Malley [05:16]: "Seattle's beautiful. I looked high and low, but I saw the Space Needle for a second time. That thing is out of control. Beautiful. Crazy."

She amusingly recounts the club's name changes, from "Giggles" to "Boobs" and finally "Laughs," adding a layer of humor to her narrative.

Grace O'Malley [05:30]: "From Giggles to Boobs to Laughs. And what's better than boobs and Giggles? I don't know. Laughs, really?"

Grace discusses her successful run in Seattle, selling out four shows, and her strategic approach to tour schedules, including bringing different friends to open for her.

Grace O'Malley [06:15]: "Having different friends open for me while on tour is a happy medium of switching in, switching out. The more you have different people, the more ideas you get. It's been awesome."

Introducing the Guest: Grace Ryder Auditions for Co-Host

Grace introduces the episode's guest, Grace Ryder, a comedian and TikTok star, as the first to audition for the coveted co-host position.

Grace O'Malley [16:35]: "Here we go. I've got another audition for my co-host. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome today's guest comedian, TikTok extraordinaire. You may know her from American High shorts. It's Grace Ryder."

Grace Ryder responds with enthusiasm, setting a lighthearted and engaging tone for the audition process.

Grace Ryder [16:51]: "Oh my gosh. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you so much."

Audition Segment: Q&A and Comedic Chemistry

Grace O'Malley and Grace Ryder engage in a dynamic and humorous Q&A session designed to test Ryder's suitability as a co-host. The questions range from personal preferences to professional experiences, showcasing their comedic chemistry.

Nickname Creation

Grace asks Ryder to propose nicknames to differentiate themselves for the audience.

Grace O'Malley [32:21]: "What nickname would you give me and yourself so our audience could differentiate us?"

Ryder humorously suggests differentiating their names based on their personalities and backgrounds.

Grace Ryder [32:27]: "I could be Gracie. You could be Grace."

Grace O'Malley [32:40]: "What nickname would an Irish bitch give?"

Cooking and Practical Skills

The conversation shifts to practical skills, with Grace inquiring about Ryder's experience with cooking and grilling.

Grace O'Malley [33:17]: "Have you built a Weber grill before?"

Ryder confidently responds, highlighting her hands-on experience.

Grace Ryder [33:12]: "Yes, I've built grills for displays. I would build grills for the displays."

Grace humorously teases Ryder's grill-building prowess, leading to a playful exchange about cooking skills.

Grace O'Malley [33:30]: "No, I don't know how to cook. What are you cooking for yourself?"

Handling Social Media and Comedy Pressures

Ryder discusses the challenges of social media comparisons and the impact of algorithms on content visibility.

Grace Ryder [49:05]: "I believe there is room. So, like, when you do get jealous and envious of people, also remember there's space for everybody."

Grace adds her perspective on the obsession with numbers in comedy, emphasizing the importance of authentic content over metrics.

Grace O'Malley [50:53]: "That's a very funny thing. Why? It doesn't always get pushed."

Personal Development and Overcoming Fear

Both comedians share their journeys in stand-up comedy, addressing the fear of bombing and the importance of perseverance.

Grace Ryder [72:32]: "I really haven't performed much. When it happens, I'm going to cry for probably a couple weeks after."

Grace O'Malley [73:07]: "Next Tuesday, my show. You have to just lock it in."

Interactive Segments

In the Green Room: Overcoming the Comparison Game

Grace Ryder opens up about her struggles with jealousy and comparison within the comedy and social media landscape, offering insights on maintaining self-worth.

Grace Ryder [48:57]: "I believe there is room. So, like, when you do get jealous and envious of people, also remember there's space for everybody."

Write in Room: Listener-Submitted Disgraceful Moments

The two Graces review and humorously analyze listener submissions showcasing moments of disgrace.

Grace O'Malley [73:37]: "If you're gonna kill yourself, suck my dick first. Did he come? Because that might put me over the edge."

Grace Ryder [73:45]: "You got the right idea. Yeah, that's exactly how you."

Jokes in My Notes: Sharing and Refining Comedy Bits

Ryder shares a joke idea related to nighttime fantasies, seeking Grace O'Malley's feedback.

Grace Ryder [78:31]: "So they're holding my gunty and we're spooning. And they go, I love your body. And I go, I believe you."

Grace provides constructive criticism, balancing humor with sincerity.

Grace O'Malley [79:08]: "So nice. I don't think that's funny at all. It just sounds really nice."

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with the Graces reflecting on their interactions, emphasizing the importance of authentic connections and shared comedic values. Grace O'Malley encourages listeners to support Grace Ryder's upcoming performances and hints at future collaborations.

Grace O'Malley [82:25]: "That's it. Thanks. Enough now. That's enough."

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Throughout "Grace Reiter Gets Naked," Grace O’Malley masterfully balances humor with heartfelt discussions, creating an engaging and relatable listening experience. The chemistry between Grace and Grace Ryder not only entertains but also provides valuable insights into the life of comedians navigating personal and professional challenges. This episode underscores the essence of "Disgraceful"—a blend of comedy, candidness, and camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Grace Ryder]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Grace Ryder]

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[Nora]

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[Grace O'Malley]

Hi, guys. Welcome back to the solo segment of Disgraceful. We had my sister here with me, Nora, and this week she has fallen ill to food poisoning. So please wish her well wishes. I don't know why I'm talking like a newscaster again. God damn it. Anywho, my sister Nora is going to be on this every time, I promise you that. But it did look like I fired her after her first shot at this, and that's not the case. She was very sick when I was leaving, the poor thing. We did eat the same food, so I don't know what kind of food poisoning. Well, she got steak and I got chicken. Maybe that could be. It could be a bit of problem, but yeah, no, we're gonna be missing Nora. Please give her some well wishes. We're not very religious over here. Disgraceful. But, you know, think about her thoughts and prayers. Prayers? I don't know. That's just, you know, that's the Catholicism in me that's trickling out. I've got some new jokes I'm working on about Catholicism that I don't know if many will relate to because growing up, I thought that everybody was Catholic, and that is just not true. I grew up in a bubble, but I thought I was very versatile in the things I knew. That's not the case. I grew up in a bubble and I found out at a later age, like junior year of high school, that's when I found out not everyone was Catholic. We were talking about the presidents and they said JFK was the first Catholic president and I stood up and said, excuse me, how could that even be correct? And as it turns out, not everyone's Catholic. That's how I found out. But, you know, the Catholicism of it all, and this isn't. I wasn't gonna go here, but here we go. I do think it's funny because, you know, it makes you. How do you say, guilty all the time? And I've got Catholic guilt like a motherfucker, in and out of sorry. I just say sorry. See, I say sorry. It's my own. I didn't hurt anyone. I didn't do anything but sorry, you know, And I'm looking to work on that. Another thing I'm working to work on right now is that I gotta start moving back in silence. I think when I was moving in silence, things were working out better than when I was telling people what I was up to. Because I've had several things in the past couple weeks that I was more or less bragging about, and now they've fallen through like Coachella. Yeah, everybody's at Coachella right now. I was supposed to be at Coachella.

[Grace Ryder]

I was supposed to be in the video. No, I will.

[Grace O'Malley]

With a very big brand. None of my doing, but I am sorry for it, whatever the hell it was, but it fell through. And now I'm here with you. I've yet to go to Coachella. And you know what? When you're bitter and you're jealous, you start saying negative things. And I'm not going to do that because I'm not bitter or jealous. One day, Coachella will come. What else? Oh, I thought I got my white whale, my guest I really wanted so bad. But that fell through, too. And that's okay, you know, the ups and the downs, the peaks and the valleys. But, you know, I think when you move in silence, you get the job done a little better. It was as soon as I started opening my mouth about things, that's when things start to fade, you know? And you know, Lil Wayne was onto something real. GS move silent like lasagna.

[Jamie Lynn Sigler]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Jamie Lynn Sigler]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Jamie Lynn Sigler]

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[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I was just in Seattle this weekend. Seattle's beautiful. I think it was called the Edgewood was my hotel. I had just. It looked like I was on a cruise ship. When you open up the window, you're just on the water. It was gorgeous. Apparently, that's where the iconic photograph of the Beatles was taken. What I wanted to do more than anything was, for once in my life, pick up a fishing rod and fish out of my window. But you can't get that on Uber Eats. Can't get it anywhere, really. I looked high and low, but I saw the Space Needle for a second time. That thing is out of control. Beautiful. Crazy. I was there with my friend Dan. He was opening for me feature, if you will. And we were at a comedy club called Laughs. And it was formerly known as Giggles. Yeah, real original. Formally, it was known as something on the wave of what you would call a strip club, because that's what it was. Before that, it was like one word. I think it was just called boobs or something like that. So from Giggles to Boobs to Laughs. And what's better than boobs and Giggles? I don't know. Laughs, really? I suppose. It was a great weekend. Sold out four shows. It was really awesome seeing you guys there. I wasn't sure how I was gonna do in Seattle, if I'm gonna be honest with you guys, Because Seattle is like Brooklyn on mega steroids. They've had their own city with a militia called Chaz. I later found out I wasn't educated about that. That was really interesting stuff. My friend Dan knew all about it, which kind of scared me, if I'm not gonna lie. Cause if you see Dan, that's not a guy I should know about a city with the militia all that much, if you ask me. And I feel like he would let me say that. So I'm gonna keep it in, but sorry. Dan. Dan's. A fucking hilarious dude. It was really awesome having him this weekend. You ever hang out with someone for the first time, you're not sure how it's gonna go? I knew exactly how it was gonna go, and it went exactly that way. It was fun, but it was, you know, we're two awkward fellas, and so the two of us trying to see the sights in Seattle was hysterical to me. I thought it was very funny. I have many pictures. We'll pop them up in here. What I've been doing lately is I've been having different friends of mine open for me while on tour. Because if you think about it, really, it's the only time I get to really hang out with my buddies because I'm gone so long. I'm so lucky to know so many funny people in New York and outside of New York even, and get to bring them on for each weekend. And it's also good because you don't really know how someone is when you travel with them. So if you were to lock one person in for all of the tour and they end up being a pain in the ass, you suck with them. And I think this is a nice, happy medium of switching in, switching out. The thing about comedy is when you're hanging with your standup friends, the hang is the best part. It's when you're shooting the shit. You don't even know you're writing jokes. But there'll be a lot of times where someone's like, write that down. Write that down. It's really funny. Not to toot my own horn. That happens all the time. But when I'm with my friends, that's where I get a lot of my material from, is just shooting the shit after a show. A little inside scoop for you. The more you have different people, the more ideas you get. It's been awesome. I really want to get into sketch comedy and all my friends that do sketches, I'm like, I'd love to do a sketch with you sometime. They're like, yeah, haven't heard from them. So if you do sketch comedy, you know, of the digital kind, I don't know if I would do live stage sketch. Unless, you know, I get my big break. Snl, if they're still calling. They won't. They won't. I have to actually probably shut off my line. They won't stop calling me. Moving right along. What else is on the docket here? The way my travel schedule has worked out, I was looking at it today. Out of control. Crazy. I'm going To Austin, Texas for Moon Tower Festival. Please get your tickets. I'd love to see you in Austin. And then from Austin, I'm coming back to New York. And then I'm going to Tampa and I'm bringing my little sister to Tampa. Well, actually, I guess both little sisters. I've got Nora's coming because she's, you know, she's coming. She's. She's with me. She's. We're riding together now. But I'm also bringing my 18 year old sister. Yeah, she's 18 now, boys. And she's the pretty one. Okay, we can all agree, that's not me being mean. We've said it many a times. She's gorgeous. Don't pimp out your sister. Anywho, she's coming because it was her 18th birthday present and I was like, you know what? Come to Tanisha, we're gonna go rip it up, I'll do my shows. But other than that, we can. I think we can go. Yeah, you go to the beach there. Yeah, we'll be out in the sun. I was just talking to her. We never really talk on the phone. Cause I don't know what to talk to her about. Cause she's 18 and I don't know. That's on me. Everything I think I'm like, oh, you should come and do this. But she's 18, so she's not 21. And it's tricky. It's an age gap. And the 11 year old Molly, One day we're gonna get to know each other. One day you're gonna tell me your favorite color or something. Cause I got to get to know you, kiddo. The age gaps in my family is out of control. Crazy. But I have my sister coming, ripping it up. And then after Tampa, going right to California, gonna do more episodes, maybe hop on some other people's pods, you know, we'll see how that goes. And from la, we're going to La Jolla, which I heard is gorgeous, beautiful, amazing. My friend Nini's from there and we may or may not make a little vacation out of it. And then from La Jolla, I'm going back to la. Cause I have an audition for something and that's me going back to moving silent. I'm not gonna tell you what it's for because God forbid I don't get it and I look like a fucking idiot. Okay, So I got an audition for something. Do with that what you will. If I get it, I'll let you know. If I don't, I Probably will still let you know, but until I have it, an answer, you're not getting anything from me. Nice try. And then from there, I'm going to motherfucking Naples. Yeah. Cause that makes sense. Let's go from Austin to Florida to California to Florida again, because that checks, right? So, yeah, if any of those places tickle your fancy, please come through, buy tickets. It's a great night out. Oh, you know, here's the other thing about when I travel. When I travel, the only days I can really go out with my buddies in New York is. Is like a Wednesday. And so every Wednesday, I'll send out texts like this, and I'll ask them in the most unique and creative way to go out. Because nobody wants to go out on a Wednesday. But it's your girls only day. That's my Saturday. So I have to get creative. And I usually have them. I usually hook, line, and sinker. And for that, I guess that's an art, you know, getting your buddies to go out with you, you know, not just inside. I need it on the street. I need it with my boys. Last summer, I said, if you. If you can't find me in the summer, look up. I'm gonna be at a rooftop. I feel like I didn't do that right? So may I say it again? If you can't find me this summer, look up. I'm gonna be on every fucking rooftop you can find. Clip that. Use that as a sound. I could use a sound. TikTok hates me right now. They loved when I was hurt. I had a sunburn. It went viral. TikTok loves a series, and I'm not about spilling beans about people in my life. Okay, so the sunburn was a series of mine, I suppose I was like, Whoa, 12 million views. That's gotta be a paycheck. Mm. Mm. It's like $112. Sorry. All right. It was like, $212. It's still good. But I don't. I don't know what anyone's saying when they're saying that they're making money on TikTok, but, you know, I really am in it for the love of the game, so I don't really give a shit. This is just, you know, thank God I don't go to therapy. This is the stuff I'd be talking about. No, I'm just kidding. It would be way. It would be bad. I used to go to therapy, but it was with a young girl, and I thought I wanted a young girl. And my friend Daniella, she has a really funny joke about this. I'll let her say it when she comes on one day, but I thought I wanted a young girl so she would get, you know, the kind of like, what. What I'm up to and. And, you know, ADD and. And all that jazz and social media. No, no, I kind of just tested bits on her, and I feel like I was wasting a lot of money. You know, my Adderall hasn't kicked in, so that's why I'm pivoting. But with the fake spring of it all, it kind of makes you want to get excited, have something to look forward to. And what I've been doing, I just keep trying to book little excursions for the summertime. I've never been able to do that, and so now I can. Cause I'll say I worked hard this year. I worked really hard this year. You know, with being on the road, you should be able to enjoy it with your friends and your loved ones and your family.

[Grace Ryder]

Fuck.

[Grace O'Malley]

How do I say this? I booked a Montauk house. I did. I remember. You can pull up a clip, you can see me saying, who the fuck do those people think they are out there? Fucking assholes. Listen, I went out there last summer. It's really fun. It's a really good time. I hate to admit it. I'm not pumped about it. Well, I'm actually jazzed. I'm very jazzed about it, but I'm not pumped at my switch up of things. Maybe I've changed, you know, but, you know, I had fun when I was out there. And you know what I like? I like to have my own room. So I got the house, and now everyone can come, but I'm gonna have my own room forever. In my whole life, I was so stoked to just have the corner with. Maybe if they could toss me down a pillow from the couch. That was always my sleeping spot. Never cared. But as you get older, you know, this actually brings me to another thing I forgot I care so passionately about. Why is it when you go on vacation with couples, the couples get the rooms? I don't think that's fair. I don't think that's fair at all. It's kind of bullshit. No, it's absolutely bull. Oh, yeah. You know, the couples get the rooms, of course. Because they like to fuck. Yeah, don't we all? I don't know. I guess, yeah, they'll sleep together better, but I don't know. Why is it assumes. Why can't the couples have this part of the L and this part of the L of the L couch, I don't know, it's worth looking into. I think it's misogynistic, if you will. Yeah. They get the master suite. Yeah. What's a whole other fucking subject there? Jesus Christ. It is kind of fair if I think about it more and more. I just, you know, as somebody who's never been in love, it's. That's a tough pill to swallow. So, yeah, I got a house. I got a house in Montauk. I'm gonna be ripping it up there. But here's the catch. I'm not being crazy with my money. I'm having fun with it. But I'm doing a show while I'm out there. Pays for the whole thing. Fuck, I'm bragging again. I think that show's gonna get canceled and the house is gonna burn down. I think we should stop right there before I put my foot in my mouth. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very excited for this next guest. Thank you so much for listening and enjoy the rest of the show.

[Nora]

Coming at you live from a shady Manhattan studio, it's Disgraceful, featuring your gracious ginger host.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hey, watch yourself. Only I can say that. Okay, boss, whatever you say.

[Nora]

You pay my bills.

[Grace O'Malley]

Give it up for Grace O'Malley. Hello. Welcome back to Disgraceful, the podcast show. That's a late night show. Who says what? I don't know.

[Grace Ryder]

Why not?

[Grace O'Malley]

Let's enjoy this. I'm here with a very special guest. Needs no introduction, but I'll give her one. Here we go. I've got another audition for my co host. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome today's guest comedian, TikTok extraordinaire. You may know her from American High shorts. It's Grace Ryder.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh my gosh. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hold the applause. Yeah, hold the applause, for Christ sakes. Oh, thank you so much.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. Let me speak. Thank you so much for having me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you so much for being the first guest here in the New York City office.

[Grace Ryder]

I'm so honored.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's a very. It's a very big deal. One of these.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, the wall.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, I do have a picture. Let's just start this off right. If you could sign this for me.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh my gosh, please.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you know I'm going to sell it on ebay.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. How should I do? Like obnoxiously large or should I just across the tits?

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, however you deem were correct.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, this is a lot of pressure.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh.

[Grace Ryder]

And it immediately erases. Are you seeing this?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yes. All right, so we'll get back to this at another time.

[Grace Ryder]

It's literally gone. It's a magical.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Fame is forever.

[Grace Ryder]

That's about how long my career will last.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, don't you say that. Oh, well, first of all, I'd like to say thank you so much for coming to the disgraceful podcast launch. That was.

[Grace Ryder]

It was awesome.

[Grace O'Malley]

You were a shining star.

[Grace Ryder]

I love dancing. I love free stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God.

[Grace Ryder]

Very much like my grandma in that way.

[Grace O'Malley]

There were free matches and free cups.

[Grace Ryder]

Free matches. Free cups. Which I forgot to grab. And I told you, I'm lighting my candles with the matches.

[Grace O'Malley]

Don't they just smell like the 70s? Yes. Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

And I'm lighting like. Like a musk kind of candle. Like a real, like. It's like a men's cologne candle. And it's like. And then I have my, like, fur rug that I'm laying on, and I'm like, oh, my tiger.

[Grace O'Malley]

Steamy. For some reason.

[Grace Ryder]

That's the 70s. I feel like the 70s is a.

[Grace O'Malley]

Decade that the drugs were better and the music was loud and fade away.

[Grace Ryder]

To us in the 70s.

[Grace O'Malley]

Way loads. Yeah. Lose. I want to get my hands on some lewds.

[Grace Ryder]

I have to know them from Wolf of Wall Street. That's all I know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Only reason I know as well. Yes. Don't they look good?

[Grace Ryder]

Good movie, right?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, great movie.

[Grace Ryder]

I had to turn it off when Margot Robbie was showing her hoochie. I was like, oh, my God, I can't watch it.

[Grace O'Malley]

You got a tingly tingle in your bingle.

[Grace Ryder]

But then I was like, watch this when I'm older. And then I got older and I could watch it.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you. And you. And you rewatched it a few times.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like, oh, my gosh. And the guys were watching her with the. With the camera.

[Grace O'Malley]

I couldn't only imagine doing that. Would you. So you're an actress?

[Grace Ryder]

Yes. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And how would you feel? And I don't know if you have yet, but how would you feel if you had to do a sex scene?

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, my God, I want to so bad.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

I have this, like, ever since a young age, I've always been naked all the time.

[Grace O'Malley]

So you have a family, not a nudist?

[Grace Ryder]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

But you are comfortable with being nude?

[Grace Ryder]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Tell us about that. Because I am in the house where I live with my sister, and I say, don't look at me when I. Really? Yeah, Seriously.

[Dan]

Really?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

You've never seen your sister naked?

[Grace O'Malley]

She has but right.

[Grace Ryder]

Not on purpose. Like, not like walking in, like.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm just kidding.

[Grace Ryder]

Give me your phone charger. Completely naked.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. God, no. Fuck that. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Irish Catholic. Come on now.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, this is interesting. Okay, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not practicing, but the. The guilt is there.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes. And I feel really bad for all the Catholics with all the guilt because, like, life's hard. Why do you have to, like. Why do you have to also add guilt to it?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Born guilty.

[Grace Ryder]

Damn.

[Grace O'Malley]

I have this joke yourself.

[Grace Ryder]

Keep on moving up the mountain. Go look that up.

[Grace O'Malley]

I will do that. I will get naked. What's.

[Grace Ryder]

What's the joke about guilt? Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

So basically I have this joke where I found out at ccd, which is like this after school program.

[Grace Ryder]

Familiar. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

They would put, like a cassette movie on and it would just riddle off all the things you've ever done wrong. Really? And one thing they said was bastards. Oh, anyone. Anyone born out of wedlock is a bastard. And I went home and I said, mother, open up the wedding book right now. Why the hell was I working that wedding? Both at the wedding and working the wedding? And what is a bastard? I hear you call dad that all the time.

[Grace Ryder]

No way that could be me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Doesn't sound good.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And so that's my little bastard joke. Because I am a little bastard.

[Grace Ryder]

Damn. And that guilt has carried with you to here.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I shall never be naked. But you will. You'll be naked and I'm naked. So you have your sister and you'll. Your sister Molly.

[Grace Ryder]

Which.

[Grace O'Malley]

I also have a sister, Molly.

[Grace Ryder]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

And your mom and your dad and your dad will just be playing Madden and. And being naked. And you'll be naked.

[Grace Ryder]

No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. My dad's not naked.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I'm sorry. I got it.

[Grace Ryder]

My dad twisted. Fully clothed.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Grace Ryder]

Father fully clothed. Me just naked all the time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, Like. And I don't want to get crude or anything, but. You mean naked naked?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow.

[Grace Ryder]

Well, like this morning Post shower. And I really want to do this in a movie. Like, after you get out of the shower. Are you not sitting on your phone completely naked on your bed?

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't even like being naked by myself. It's serious.

[Grace Ryder]

You got to work on this. I know you got to for yourself.

[Grace O'Malley]

I can't.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. On your time. On your time. Whenever you need to. Literally, just, like, look at how tense.

[Grace O'Malley]

I am right now.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And me on the couch, like, fully.

[Grace O'Malley]

My.

[Grace Ryder]

My vagina is out. I'm just, like, spread.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, she. She tried to come on Nude. And I said, I'm sorry, YouTube does not prefer.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just blur my whole screen.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's just push central.

[Grace Ryder]

But, like, I just want to do, like, where you're just on your phone scrolling naked, like in a movie, like I think it's. And just fully naked, where that's relatable.

[Grace O'Malley]

Most people do that. Most people aren't like nudity for not.

[Grace Ryder]

Being, like, sexy, but just.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's that Lena Dunham way.

[Grace Ryder]

Exactly.

[Grace O'Malley]

She did it first.

[Grace Ryder]

She did it first. And I would like to continue it and just like progressively get like fatter and fatter women just more naked because Lena skinnier than I. So I need to carry on to.

[Grace O'Malley]

Which to compare is which for which you should not exactly.

[Grace Ryder]

But honestly, watching girls too had made me be like, wait, fudge. I'm wearing a bikini this summer.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like, fuck you guys.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm wearing the bikini.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like, looking at Lena Dunham's boobs and girls all the time. I'm like, wait. I will say, even though I'm naked, there's still parts of my body I don't like. That's not.

[Grace O'Malley]

And that's a natural fact.

[Grace Ryder]

And it's my breasts. And I think it's because my sister says my boobs are. She doesn't like them.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that's kind of mean. Because she's the one seeing them the most.

[Grace Ryder]

I'm assuming she's like her reaction. Yeah. I will say, be prepared. If you are going to be naked around your sisters, they will make comments.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll never.

[Grace Ryder]

But I think it does make you stronger. Anyways. Maybe just get naked sometimes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, yes, of course. And look me right in the eyes when you say, so.

[Grace Ryder]

Let's go to a nudist beach together.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, that sounds like hell. Thank you so much. I love that for you.

[Grace Ryder]

We'll get you there eventually.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, thanks. I think I'm happy with being scared.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay, that's fine.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's all right.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't think I'm ever gonna get over the hump, but that's okay. And I'm so proud of you for. Because you radiate confidence that's in like the. In the best way possible. Like, you walk into a room, you're there, you're rocking, you're rolling. It's like the best. That's what I meant. Like, so when you were at the party, you are so good at just, like, mingling and mixing around and, like, making friends. I envy that.

[Grace Ryder]

I feel like it's because low key My followers on Instagram.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I think that's why. And I'm like, we all know each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, is what I meant to say. And now that sounds like a douchebag. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

A new douchebag.

[Grace Ryder]

But honestly, part of me is, like, maybe these people just want to talk to me because, like, they've seen me online, which I think is. This is not at all any of the things I want to be saying what I want.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I know. I understand what you're. I know. I'm not trying to back you into quarter because I don't want to make anyone feel weird here. I get what you're saying. This was like, an event with a bunch of people who also make videos. And so it was.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was like networking, if anything, kind of. Kind of deal.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Or like, I'm sure you've experienced this. When you do stand up, there is something about, like, when someone puts themselves out there.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Other people, like, you sort of open yourself up and other people feel more open to, like, come and talk to you post show.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Don't you feel that?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. And I love that. Until there is something. I've learned that some people think that they can just say anything to comedians. Yes. Yeah. No matter if it's, like, rude or not. Like, a lot of people say really nice stuff, but I've had people say, like, some crazy stuff. Like, oh, that's the ugliest shirt I've ever seen. I'm like, excuse me.

[Grace Ryder]

Like, I did buy it on purpose.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, no, I thought I could say that. You're a comedian. I was like, oh, no. But that was just rude.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. You know, it's because some people think just being mean is funny.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Yeah. And so that's like, the misconstrued part.

[Grace Ryder]

Of things are people coming up and.

[Grace O'Malley]

Just, like, I've had people say some crazy stuff. I'm trying to think of other.

[Grace Ryder]

Or do they, like, tell you, like, deep, dark secrets?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I'll have deep, dark secrets. Somebody came up to me. This was my favorite. A lot of people have been doing this lately. They'll come up to me after a meet and greet, and they'll say, oh, I thought you were gonna be terrible, but you were amazing. I'm like, oh, wow, that's so nice. Thank you.

[Grace Ryder]

Why would they think that, though?

[Grace O'Malley]

Because, you know, there's this. And, you know, this too. You start with that Tick Tock name.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And for whatever reason, even though we're all on it, we're all doing it, it's got this. It's got this stigma, stigma around it.

[Grace Ryder]

For some reason of like, oh, you're just funny online. You're not funny in real life.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, who do you think you are trying to do comedy? It's so cute. Can I tell this story? I recently saw you on the show and you were hilarious, and it was like your second time ever being on stage after we both did New Faces together. Yes, yes. New Faces New York Comedy Festival. And then I saw you one more time that week and you were like, just kind of new to the scene kind of deal.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he did a show and you were crushing, and you were saying on stage, you're like, I've never told this on stage before. I'm like, new to comedy. I don't even know how this works. Blah, blah. But you were so fantastic. You were so good that I was like, there's no. Like, I was. I was honestly kind of pissed. I was like, this is her second time on stage. You got to be me. She's really good.

[Grace Ryder]

It'll go down, it'll go down.

[Grace O'Malley]

It'll get worse, you know? But then you got the light.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you thought you were. So the light basically tells you, like, you have. You have to wrap it up soon. Basically.

[Grace Ryder]

You have like a minute or so.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have like a minute or so, maybe two minutes. And you saw the light and you knew to all this. So you're like, oh, my God. Yes. You thought. You thought someone was taking a picture or something. And then you came to this and then you got the light again and you're like, oh, my God, I must be crushing.

[Grace Ryder]

You're kidding. I got it multiple times.

[Grace O'Malley]

They might have hit a hat trick. There might have been three lights. It. But you were crushing and so. And the person lighting you was.

[Grace Ryder]

Wasn't it John Marco?

[Grace O'Malley]

It was John Marco. And he was laughing because he was like, oh, this is so hilarious. This classic first time. And on top of it, you were crushing, so nobody wanted you to get off. It was so hilarious.

[Grace Ryder]

I. Because I remember seeing he had, like, his phone. He ran essentially up to my face and was shaking it. And I was like, oh, that must be the light. I thought that was the first one. I literally thought that was the first one.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I was an aggressive first one.

[Grace Ryder]

And I was like, oh, got it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, he's kind of insane, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like, oh, thank you so much. Yep, I'll wrap this up. And then I think I like, did another minute of, like, crowd work. Damn.

[Grace O'Malley]

For like a 8 minute set. I think you might have ripped like 15, but it was awesome. It was incredible.

[Grace Ryder]

It was so good. 15?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. You've got a good, solid 15.

[Grace Ryder]

Don't remember any of it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you record them?

[Grace Ryder]

Well, he recorded that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. The whole thing. Most people so like to get better, and this is something I have to. I have to work on, is you. You put your phone down and use voice memos and listen back, and that's terrifying. I can't even get myself to do that. I hate hearing my own voice. It's.

[Grace Ryder]

And now you have a podcast. But I feel like I have the opposite problem of a lot of my standup friends. They'll be like, love stand up. Hate watching myself in videos where I'm like, videos nothing. Because to me, you're throwing that into, like, the ether. No one's ever. I don't see the people that are seeing that stand up. They're there. So that's more scary to me.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like immediate reaction. I like. I like. You kind of get it. I live for the applause. Applause.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And so I like. I like knowing when something's not working immediately, even though it kills and hurts my heart. But, yeah, it's good to know because you do that three times in front of people, and if it doesn't work three times and it's like. It's like, oh, really?

[Grace Ryder]

Is that the rule?

[Grace O'Malley]

That's just what I do. I was on the room. So new to all this jazz. I should not be giving any advice whatsoever. But. No, no, no.

[Grace Ryder]

I mean, I'm. I'm even newer than you. Well, so whatever you're saying, I'm, like, shredding it down.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, you are out there. You are crushing.

[Grace Ryder]

Thank you very much.

[Grace O'Malley]

You've got it going on already. It's great to see, like, I can't even believe where you're. You, like, stand up. We'll see.

[Grace Ryder]

I really haven't. We'll see. I don't know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Natural talent who doesn't seem to care. That's. Oh, crushes my little red heart.

[Grace Ryder]

I mean, I'll try more. I don't know if it's. And I've been saying this, like, I don't know if it's like, improv or.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Or stand up or characters or, like, what it is. I need to just.

[Grace O'Malley]

I could see you do a one, one woman show.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. A little feedback moment.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. 100.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Wait. Question for you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Because I'm experiencing this. So obviously doing this, it requires you to go to shows and stuff. Are you going to open mics and stuff or are you testing out material just on your.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll do an open mic here and there every once in a while.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But five minutes is tough for me. I have, like a hard time doing five minutes.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So I'll just, like, pick up shows where. Like, wherever I can.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. Yeah. I find myself if I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go to an open mic tonight, stressing the entire day. But then when I do it, I'm like, oh, this is fun and this is everything I've ever wanted to do. But it's all. It's like remembering that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is that leading up to it. It's like all consuming the open mic of it all. It's. It's petrifying.

[Grace Ryder]

Even shows.

[Grace O'Malley]

Shows. I still. I'll still get, like, worked up. I don't think I'll ever lose that. You lose that, you lose it all. I think, like, the grit of it all. Like, if you're not nervous, then you're doing it wrong. I think. Okay, if you don't have any inkling of worry, you gotta be like, stressed out to go feel it and then be like, oh, it's like the beauty, right?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Because you don't get that, like, release.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

You don't get that, like, relief after. Yep. Yeah. You need a soundboard.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm working on it. Oh. Oh, you are?

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, yes. Your soundboard. You should do it with your feet. Like buttons, like the dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel that where I'm like, oh. Like immediately after this, I have that character audition.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

It was at the end of the month. They told it about me at the top of the month. I was sat just staring at the wall for essentially all of February.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think the more you do it and the more you go out, the more you feel comfortable.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I have a weekly show on Tuesdays if you want to.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, you do?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, do 10 minutes, whatever you want.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, okay. Per.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes?

[Grace Ryder]

Where is this weekly show?

[Grace O'Malley]

The Stand. New York City. Oh, the Stand.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay, great.

[Grace O'Malley]

Seamless promo.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome. You're welcome. This co hosting thing is going great.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, speaking of which. Oh, I have some questions for you.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. I would love. I do have a question for you too. I want to ask.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, of course.

[Grace Ryder]

Do you like Veggie Tales because of CCD or are you not a Veggie Tales fan?

[Grace O'Malley]

I have no idea what that means. I know Veggie Tales, I know ccd, but I don't know them to Correlate at all.

[Grace Ryder]

I guess I just assumed they were like throwing you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Would you ask this for to a Jewish person?

[Grace Ryder]

Absolutely not. It's a Christian show.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, is.

[Grace Ryder]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you serious? No, no. Veggie Tales is like Christian, right?

[Grace O'Malley]

What? What the hell?

[Grace Ryder]

Okay, never mind. I thought they were just throwing you.

[Grace O'Malley]

In your mind and you had to let it out. So I've been auditioning everyone who comes on to be my co host, and I have a few questions for you to see if you'd be the right fit.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay, great.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, Grace, your first question in the audition to become my co host. We have the same name. Okay. What nickname would you give me and yourself so our audience could differentiate us?

[Grace Ryder]

That's a great question. Ooh. So Irish.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Irish a bitch would.

[Grace Ryder]

Irish a bitch would. I don't know. I mean, there was like an Ed Sheeran reference there. Maybe we do something with like Galway girl or like, I.

[Grace O'Malley]

You.

[Grace Ryder]

Or I could be Gracie. You could be Grace.

[Grace O'Malley]

What makes you.

[Grace Ryder]

Gracie was just like, little cuter.

[Grace O'Malley]

For which I already knew the answer. Moving on.

[Grace Ryder]

Absolutely blowing this interview. Absolutely.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. You're crushing Grace.

[Grace Ryder]

Fuck. Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank God. Thank God. Thank you so much.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

For which you spent time.

[Grace Ryder]

I spent some time. I put in almost a year. Not even.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow.

[Grace Ryder]

There. Yep. Working there, putting together grills. I would build grills for the displays.

[Grace O'Malley]

That is a woman in stem.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow.

[Grace Ryder]

100. Have you built a Weber grill before?

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you seriously asking me? That's why I'm Grace and you're Gracie.

[Grace Ryder]

You just have it all and I can't tell. Have you?

[Grace O'Malley]

No.

[Grace Ryder]

God, no.

[Grace O'Malley]

Right, right. Of course not.

[Grace Ryder]

You don't like, get in there. Do you like to grill?

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know how to cook.

[Grace Ryder]

Really?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I don't. What are you.

[Grace Ryder]

What are you cooking for yourself?

[Grace O'Malley]

I can cook. When you go out and you do hot pot. I could do that.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes. Easy. Well, that's a cooking essentially.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Grace Ryder]

You just get a hot thing.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, wife me up, baby. We're going to hot pot every night.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Let's get hot in this pot.

[Grace Ryder]

Let's get hot in this pot. It's confusing, though.

[Grace O'Malley]

You can make it. Yeah. Is it?

[Grace Ryder]

Because, like, all the sauces and the one thing I wasn't sure, like, you bring those back, put them on the meat. I feel like they does when you go there. Does someone tell you how to do this stuff?

[Grace O'Malley]

If you ask, but it's very embarrassing. I like to go with somebody who knows what they're doing and then. For which I will then explain it to the next person and move on.

[Grace Ryder]

That's very generous.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's an unspoken rule to just, like, kind of figure it out.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. Because I was like, okay, our waitress is a.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's not. I was like.

[Grace Ryder]

And me and my sister were there, like, playing up our. Like, like, not knowing what's going on. We were like, like, looking around.

[Grace O'Malley]

We know. We're from Wisconsin.

[Grace Ryder]

Exactly. We're like, I've never been in the big city before.

[Grace O'Malley]

We're like, how do we do this?

[Grace Ryder]

We're like, like, we're literally looking around like this. And I'm like, can she not read, like, social cues? We're in distress here.

[Grace O'Malley]

You got to be very honest. You got to be upfront and honest.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. And then she just came over and went. She just, like, did it and then left. And I was like, okay. Was that.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, we eat it.

[Grace Ryder]

It was so confusing.

[Grace O'Malley]

But you can put a grill together, and that's all that matters, really. Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. So I can build the grill. I did, like, the hunting licenses. I did. I would get bait.

[Grace O'Malley]

What? You can get that at the Aces. The places Hardware store.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, you can get your hunting license. I would just take, like, their ID and then just put in the information, and then you get there. Like, actually, fishing license was the most common one. Maybe I would do deer sometimes. I don't know. And then you get bait.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow.

[Grace Ryder]

And then you get baited. You get baited. Yeah, lots of. Lots of baited. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's, like, queer baiting there.

[Grace O'Malley]

There's. Oh, yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Masturbating there.

[Grace O'Malley]

I figured.

[Grace Ryder]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

All the difference.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Ace is the place.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really? It's pretty.

[Grace Ryder]

It's pretty fun. And honestly, really enjoyed my time working there.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's awesome. Wait, so what would be, like, your most asked question? Like, hi, miss.

[Grace Ryder]

Maybe, like, making copies of keys.

[Grace O'Malley]

Making copies of keys.

[Grace Ryder]

And, like, hey, where are, like, the divots or something?

[Grace O'Malley]

What the hell's a divot?

[Grace Ryder]

And I mean, that's me just googling stuff and then going, oh, I think it's over here.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah. Anyone could do that.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, anyone could do it.

[Grace O'Malley]

See, this is what I don't like. I hate when people. I have a sister that will ask where the bathroom is every time she's somewhere. Just figure it out. Like, it's so easy to figure out. Follow the wall.

[Grace Ryder]

I think it is something about being a customer. Like, you get dumb.

[Grace O'Malley]

You get so dumb.

[Grace Ryder]

Like, being a consumer just Consuming all the time.

[Grace O'Malley]

You dumb it down. I waitress. They'd be like, now what's in the fish? It's, like, right there. It's right there. It's right there.

[Grace Ryder]

It is.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sauteed spinach clams. It's haddock. Enjoy it. Yep. Oh, I turn into Bill Burr. I get all upset. It's haddock. It's had.

[Grace Ryder]

It's you screaming on your. In your apron.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

They're like, yeah, you've had it. I'm sorry. Can we get a different way trip? She's a little angry.

[Grace O'Malley]

They're just driving me mad. I don't know why I'm Southern when I go back to my waitress and days.

[Grace Ryder]

That sounded a little Jennifer Coolidge there.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sometimes when I'm on the spot, I can't do it. I can't do it on the spot.

[Grace Ryder]

Like, you were just there.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, you get there. Come on, Gracie.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. Grace Prime.

[Grace O'Malley]

Grace Optimus Prime. Grace Prime.

[Grace Ryder]

Grace Beta.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now, have you really set the precedent of I'm an asshole?

[Grace Ryder]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Grace O'Malley]

See, we're going in a loop. Gracie.

[Jamie Lynn Sigler]

Gracie.

[Grace Ryder]

We should have fought.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, we should have fought. Ladies and gentlemen, something you may not know is that we were supposed to get into a physical altercation for money. Yes. That's right. We were supposed to do rough and rowdy together. That's a barstool classic where they make silly gooses get into the ring and punch each other.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. I fell for it. And so did you.

[Grace Ryder]

Fell for it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, it's a lot of silly gooses.

[Grace Ryder]

It's like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, no, it's not a scam. It's actually. It's a great show that they put on, But I. It wasn't my favorite part of my life. I did it to get sober for a month.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

To lose some pounds. And I did that. But I was hard looking for someone to fight. And you auditioned or you put in a questionnaire, and I was locked in.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I weighed more, so we couldn't do it.

[Grace Ryder]

That's not what I heard.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I was. I was packing in the pounds.

[Grace Ryder]

No, you weighed more than the previous girl. Then I was like, oh, I'll step in. But then you weighed less than me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, really?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Because you stopped drinking, so you dropped out.

[Grace O'Malley]

I dropped down.

[Grace Ryder]

You dropped down. And then I was like, fudge. And then they were like, unless you can lose £15 by the end of the month, we have to find someone else.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a crazy fudgeing.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then I'm not actual athletes. I know. Yes. I know, right?

[Grace Ryder]

I'm like, we're not actually going. I mean, two, be fair. I was planning to like, beat the out of you, cuz I wanted to win.

[Grace O'Malley]

I have one of those faces. Yeah. I didn't want to fight you, just so you know. Really?

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, I wanted to look really good. We're different people. We're different people.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not.

[Grace Ryder]

I didn't want to, like, oh, this is horrible.

[Grace O'Malley]

You wanted to. Yeah. How many followers do you have? Yep, that's right. You are a beta. We should.

[Grace Ryder]

We should clip all of this into like. Actually, that just looks like a big fight. Yeah. Yeah, actually, I should be the enemy. Like, we should have like a rivalry or something.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

We should have like a fake moving forward rivalry.

[Grace O'Malley]

Prefer each other's company at all.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. So essentially I told my trainer because as soon as they told me, I went to like this box trainer.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wait, so then I, like, was following along after. After the fact. And you ended up, like, really enjoying boxing. I, like, really into it.

[Grace Ryder]

I only did it for four days. I met with a guy.

[Grace O'Malley]

I could have sworn it was four months because I. You must have just been recording every damn day and posting it all.

[Grace Ryder]

I really posted a lot.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know, it seemed like you found a passion through it all. And I was like, at least something good came out of it. I didn't like it. I didn't. I didn't.

[Grace Ryder]

It's hard.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's a full body workout and I. I felt great doing it, but, like, I didn't have. I've been jumped a few times and like the whole, like.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, it's like, like the aggression of it. Like, you didn't find a release in that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't really like who I turn into when I do it, I guess, is what it is. I turn into a monster. Monster. And I just go apeshit. Yeah, I mean, I'm really good. I mean, I got the bell. I won, but. But it ended up being a fight, a fan contest. And it was like, so.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, you fought a fan.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Put me in the ring. I was so up.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. You're like, oh, you like my videos? She's like, yeah, they like him so much. And then you're.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll destroy you. Cajun Punisher. That's. That was her name.

[Grace Ryder]

And you punched Face.

[Grace O'Malley]

I punched? Yeah. She has. And so then I felt terrible and I'm like, let's go get drinks.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, please. The least I could do.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I've. I have, like, a lot of lore.

[Grace Ryder]

I was mostly interested in the walkout really is what I was excited about.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really all I was excited about.

[Grace Ryder]

I mean, mostly I was like one. Okay. Really what it was is one, I wanted to look hot while I was boxing. Of course, not possible at all. I want to show you. My phone's over there. I want to show you this video. It's in my Google Drive. Every time I scroll through, I see it and I. It's me, like at the end of the workout and you can hear my trainer being like, go, go, go. And I'm like, because your arms get so tired and you're punching but nothing's happening.

[Grace O'Malley]

What is the deal with those trainers? They are so chock full of great advice.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, I was.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's not a cliche.

[Grace Ryder]

They're relentless. Real well. I asked him, I said, when I told him I had to lose 15 pounds, I was like, I have to lose 15 pounds by the end of the month. He's like, that's easy. We can do that. I was like, have you ever trained a fat person before? I was literally like.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's like, you just don't have the stamina. I'm like, I am literally. I'm couched to. To 5K here right now.

[Grace Ryder]

Like, you need to tone it down.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Like. And he's like, I'm gonna make you a beast. We don't have time. He's a really sweet guy. Shout out. Shout out. My boy Leo. But he was chock full of like, great. Like. Like really? I feel like I was in like a. A boxing movie where he was like, yeah, the sun only sets when you let it. Or like saying like that, like, I.

[Grace Ryder]

Don'T even let the sunset.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, I don't know what he was saying, but like, it was stuff like that where I was like, I'm. I'm thinking too hard on this. I have to think with my hands. I don't know.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, I did run a mile on the treadmill. Non.

[Grace O'Malley]

For those of you listening, I gave a good solid handshake.

[Grace Ryder]

No stopping though. And I was like, wait. Cuz all I thought about was like, disappointing him. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

And I was like, keep going. Luckily, thank God. I actually think you saved me, cuz he was like, okay, we're gonna do cardio tomorrow. And then that's when I was like, I got like the news, like, I wasn't gonna do it. And I was like like, sorry, dude, can't come in. It's off.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he was like, they're throwing it. Yeah, yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I Was like, she's gonna kill me. She's gonna kill me. But yeah. And I was like, that's the funniest.

[Grace O'Malley]

Fun facts we share.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I almost forgot part of each.

[Grace Ryder]

Other'S lore in some way, which is so crazy. I'm excited for that.

[Grace O'Malley]

But what was your. Well, I guess that's. That's actually a question I have down the line.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, short, short.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll just ask you now because that was weird. A question I've been asking everybody is what is their walkout song? And there's a walkout song for boxing. That would be a different one. But what. Your walkout song for Stand up would be different. The.

[Grace Ryder]

The song I use for. For the New York creator thing. We both. Which also. We both did edits for that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, we did.

[Grace Ryder]

Did you notice that?

[Grace O'Malley]

I noticed that. And you always smart epic mode. Wait, can we put it in? Sure, sure.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, awesome.

[Grace Ryder]

And that would probably be the song I would do the Aisha Radica. Literal legend. I'm a literal, literal legend.

[Grace O'Malley]

You spent a lot of time editing that because you know every.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah. And I was like, on cap cut. Like, paid full cap cut for all that, by the way, I heard. Because I needed.

[Grace O'Malley]

When I think of capcot, I actually think of. I'm not even kidding. Like, you know when people say things and like, for whatever reason, when you do that thing or you see that thing, it'll remind you of someone else.

[Grace Ryder]

It's cap cut.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's cap cut. Because I think of you saying in the green room.

[Grace Ryder]

I paid for the whole thing. I paid for all of cap also. Insane nervous energy in that green room from me.

[Grace O'Malley]

The green room was ea. Big.

[Grace Ryder]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was a bird's nest.

[Grace Ryder]

It was business. I was, like, so nervous for that show for no reason. I was like. Because I had just. No. Oh, no, no, no. I did the John Marker thing after that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Grace Ryder]

I was, like, really nervous.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was like, well, it's nerve wracking. There's a bunch of, like, talented people all in one room and it's all industry and the people's friends.

[Grace Ryder]

So it's like I'm all literal, literal.

[Grace O'Malley]

You crush that edit, man. Mine was not as good.

[Grace Ryder]

No, it's like, like the highlight reel.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I like, put together my, like, highlight reel. And it was just me doing characters. I don't do characters. Like, and then you come out and.

[Grace Ryder]

Just do stand up and they're like, oh, what was the.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was like, really let up with that. That was. There's no Care? Are you the care? Is this a character? I'm like, I have no idea.

[Grace Ryder]

Let me know. Send me the footage. I'll make you an edit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is that a promise? Maybe.

[Grace Ryder]

Maybe that'll be like my side gig.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh my God.

[Grace Ryder]

It's for comedians, dude.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's actually a really smart side gig. I'm not.

[Grace Ryder]

$400 for a 60 second and that they will pay. True. I should do that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm learning. People pay anything.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah. Do you have merch?

[Grace O'Malley]

Working on it.

[Grace Ryder]

Make it. They'll buy that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, well, those idiots will buy it. I'm not talking. I know. I don't find you guys to be idiots. What's wrong with this person? Yeah, they think they have all these followers and that the debate of it all. No, here's the thing. I found out that comedians will pay top dollar for anything.

[Grace Ryder]

Really?

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm not gonna gatekeep that advice. If you do photography.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, I see.

[Grace O'Malley]

Or videography, they'll pay anything. So just drop a price and get.

[Grace Ryder]

After it because know your worth.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know your worth. Don't. Don't be lowballing for funsies and for social gain. Because they will pay the price. They'll pay the price no matter what.

[Grace Ryder]

Maybe because they know what it's like to be roughing it and doing shows for no money.

[Grace O'Malley]

Absolutely. And they're like 100.

[Grace Ryder]

Let me pay you what you're worth. Because I know what my time is worth. I know what your time is worth.

[Grace O'Malley]

And that's what you hope. Every time. That's what you hope.

[Grace Ryder]

Love.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Moving on.

[Grace Ryder]

Trying to really get my like social like standing up. I'm like, they know they're down, baby.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm gonna win every time. Just like I would have in that fight.

[Grace Ryder]

I want to have a black eye by the end of this, please.

[Grace O'Malley]

And your March hinge brand deal. You said you've never been on a date. Yeah, I've only been on three. This is like a date for us. Like a co host audition date. What are you hoping to get out of this?

[Grace Ryder]

Maybe like my first kiss?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, serious. Last question. Good, Great. No, for the creative portion of the audition, can we get you to do your famous interpretive dance?

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, sure. I'm wearing the same tank top too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is this all right? You consent to the dance? Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. I have hairy armpits right now.

[Grace O'Malley]

Rock on. Like rocking the free world.

[Grace Ryder]

Very.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right.

[Grace Ryder]

Very hari. Okay, so this for audio listeners. This is gonna be a really fun portion for you guys. Yeah, it's gonna be. Maybe I'LL like breathe heavy.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll do closed captionings for the blind.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, go ahead. Do closed captionings.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hairy armpits to which they are shaking to the left and the right. The left and the right, though. Jiggle wiggle. Yeah, let's get it now. Let's get it now. Now we're going down now we're going fast. We're going to the side. We're going around. We're going around. And the arms are. Are flaring. The arms are flaring just about. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. You got it going on. That is the famous dance audio listeners. Did you enjoy? Thank you so much.

[Grace Ryder]

Is there a little bit of deodorant on it?

[Grace O'Malley]

That was absolutely beautiful. You got it going on.

[Grace Ryder]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Got it going on. Thank you so much for sharing that intimate dance with us.

[Grace Ryder]

Thank you for asking for it. I wouldn't not have done it on.

[Grace O'Malley]

A podcast, but it's your famous dance for which you must do.

[Grace Ryder]

I must do. I must do only.

[Grace O'Malley]

For which you have consent. And that you did.

[Grace Ryder]

And that I did. That we do.

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[Grace O'Malley]

Moving on to the next segment. It's called in the Green Room. Right. Okay. So in your first and only substack post, you shared, New York City is full of hard working, real talented artists and people. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. Which sounds hard and scary. I know I'm talented, but everyone else is talented. Can I put in the work question mark? My question is, how do you stop yourself from playing the comparison game when it comes to comedy and social media?

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, that's a really good question. I feel like it just happens all the time and you just have to remember there's space for everybody. Like, everyone has their own thing that they bring.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

And I mean, just think of the Internet.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's huge.

[Grace Ryder]

And the world is also huge. And just because one person is funny, that doesn't take away from you're funny or your talent. Everyone, there's room for everybody.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you compare yourself ever?

[Grace Ryder]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Because the response you just gave was so political that I would think that you just live life and.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, with like roses and.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Yeah. Like a rose. Colored lenses is what they say. I guess that it's a 70s term.

[Grace Ryder]

70S? Yeah. No, I definitely compare myself to people all the time in their career. Like, even now I was like, okay, Sabrina Carpenter's 25. I need to be performing at Coachella by this time.

[Grace O'Malley]

And so you're going into music.

[Grace Ryder]

Music. But yes, I compare myself to other people and I get very jealous.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Like, to bring it up, I feel like I, like, made you have to think about it. But no, no, no.

[Grace Ryder]

I like talking about that. I like talking about how other people are more successful than me. And then I feel like, hate myself. But also, I think I was a.

[Grace O'Malley]

Great answer and I should have moved on.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, no, no. Well, because also, like, I want to give like, the real answer too, of like, I mean, that is. Is. I believe both of these things.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I believe there is room. So, like, when you do get jealous and envious of people, also remember there's space for everyone and like. But I think competition also breeds good stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

Success. Success.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah. Like, makes you work harder and makes you want to do stuff. But yeah, it's very easy to compare yourself also now with social media because you can see the numbers.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

You can see the engagement. You can see who's doing what. But that's.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the thing that drives me mad is because I'll see people and it is always a numbers game whether people want to admit it. Or not. But I will see people who. Who have a hilarious, like, skit and the numbers aren't there. And, like, it's like, what are we doing here if we're going to compare numbers? That's hilarious. That's a very funny thing. Why? It doesn't always get pushed. That's the other thing.

[Grace Ryder]

No, yeah. Numbers. I mean something, but they don't mean something. But then sometimes I post things and I'm like. And then it gets like a lot of likes. And then I'm like, like, well, that's crazy. And then you post something you care about and it flops.

[Grace O'Malley]

You reckon that's always a thing, right? It's like something you actually like and like, you worked hard on. And you're like, oh, this is gonna hit. And it just doesn't hit.

[Grace Ryder]

No. And then it just doesn't hit. And then I'm like, okay, so everybody hates me and I'm awful. But that's not true. And I'd much rather do last week.

[Grace O'Malley]

When I hit 2 milli.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. For doing Bloopy Bloopy. You know, and it's like, I don't know. I think I'd much rather do the things that I actually enjoy. And then eventually you'll find the audience and I feel like you just have to keep posting or keep trying and keep doing stuff because you will find your audience. Also, it's an algorithm.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's true.

[Grace Ryder]

So, like, you could post something at 2pm and it flops. But if you say if you were to post it at 4:00pm yeah. Oh, my God.

[Grace O'Malley]

You could be on Jimmy Kimmel or something. Yeah. That's so nuts.

[Grace Ryder]

It could. It could be that simple. I don't know if it is. I don't know science like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I've never. I mean, you can put a grill together and I can't even do that.

[Grace Ryder]

If I can put a grill together, probably figure out the TikTok algorithm.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I mean, that's just women in STEM, like we said, you know, they correlate correctly.

[Grace Ryder]

I mean, it's the same thing. You're right. You're right. That's probably the skills I'd bring.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Is my grill knowledge will translate to computers, so I could edit and do all this sound stuff. Sonny, goodbye. Don't need you. I can build a grill.

[Grace O'Malley]

Please stay.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, please stay. Yeah, please stay. Scared.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. She's fucking crazy. Get her out of here.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, this is a fun little bit we're doing.

[Grace Ryder]

And now I'm scared.

[Grace O'Malley]

Don't be scared.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay.

[Jamie Lynn Sigler]

I want to make you feel welcome.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, but you have it. You know, you always. I was looking at your feed and you. You've got bangers after bangers, basically. And you have a sneaky little. A sneaky little following on YouTube.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, the sneaky little. Well, yeah. And there's the thing that flops is that dance. The music video I made.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, and you waited months to post that.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like. Like, this is going to put me on the map. I was like, this is gonna be amazing. 15k. It's sitting at maybe 10k. Probably 10k for which.

[Grace O'Malley]

Who cares? You rocked it. You loved it.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, I had fun. It was honestly a really good time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Do you read your comments?

[Grace Ryder]

I skim. I skim them like the.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like the daily paper.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll be like, what's going on?

[Grace Ryder]

And I go, okay, we're good.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right.

[Grace Ryder]

You read yours?

[Grace O'Malley]

All of them?

[Grace Ryder]

Really? Are you coming?

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you? Like, I respond. I try to respond.

[Grace Ryder]

See, that's.

[Grace O'Malley]

I try to do my very best, but sometimes I'll see a bad one that I don't want to answer to, and so I'll just. Everybody loses.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Do you delete them?

[Grace O'Malley]

No.

[Grace Ryder]

Because of engagement?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, just because, like, I think. I think it's fair to have an open forum.

[Grace Ryder]

I agree.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I agree.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't. I don't hide any words. I. And although it hurts me, I think it's fair and just. If you could describe your audience in three words, what words would you use?

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, gay. Ooh, this. Gay, Gay, gay, gay, gay and more gay. Wow. Gay. Jesus. I literally cannot think of another word.

[Grace O'Malley]

They just can't.

[Grace Ryder]

I can't think of another word. Gay. Artists. Artists.

[Grace O'Malley]

Art.

[Grace Ryder]

Artistic. Artistics. Artistic. And then probably fat.

[Grace O'Malley]

I love all my fatties.

[Grace Ryder]

I love all my fatties. But yeah, no, yeah, they're like, creative and. Yeah, they're creative.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God. I need you on a red carpet so bad. I want you answering questions from, like, imbd. And they're like. And how do you. Oh, my God. Just so amazing. What? These gay fatties. It's amazing.

[Grace Ryder]

No, I need me to give me.

[Grace O'Malley]

A nomination from the gay fatty community, the gay fatty award.

[Grace Ryder]

Thank you so much. And I'm wearing, like, like a cape.

[Grace O'Malley]

My.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah. I'm like. I'm like, thank you to the Academy of gays. Academy of gays for bringing me here.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like this character.

[Grace Ryder]

Wait, okay, should I do this for the audition tonight instead? Whip out a whole new character? My manager's like, what the fuck?

[Grace O'Malley]

The goo.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Me on a red carpet.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you, Ant Scene. Fast forward just a couple of years from now we're going to be seeing that and you have to make a promise that that's what you'll do.

[Grace Ryder]

Well, I really like, actually I want to be on red carpets, like wearing crazy outfits. Do you want to as well?

[Grace O'Malley]

I would love to be on a red carpet, but I don't want anyone to look at me or take pictures.

[Grace Ryder]

Well, that is all of it. That is the whole point of a red carpet.

[Grace O'Malley]

I know. I. I don't like it.

[Grace Ryder]

You don't like the little Getty image thing on your Instagram and you're like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh my God, I've got. I have some Gettys there. Scaries.

[Grace Ryder]

Wait, yeah, no, no, I saw the paparazzi was all over you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God. I don't know what the hell that was like.

[Grace Ryder]

It was.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think the club called them on May.

[Grace Ryder]

Wait, seriously?

[Grace O'Malley]

It's great promo for the club. I was in Philadelphia and I was performing. I had six shows and I think they might have dialed them up because what do you feel? You Rotzi are in Philadelphia.

[Grace Ryder]

That's a really good point.

[Grace O'Malley]

But you know, the Kelsey's live there, so maybe. I don't know.

[Grace Ryder]

And that is.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's football.

[Grace Ryder]

Football. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Also. Yeah, football, but also Taylor Swift, Kylie, Kelsey. No, we won't have to go there. They are their own people as well.

[Grace Ryder]

Sure.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. But you are correct in Kylie. Kelsey in your spider web. Kylie, Kelsey, she has a podcast and she's a rock star.

[Grace Ryder]

And she's rock star.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's a sweetheart.

[Grace Ryder]

She's a sweetheart.

[Grace O'Malley]

She rocks.

[Grace Ryder]

And she rocks the sauce. And she gets. Gets paparazzi. That I'm sure of.

[Grace O'Malley]

At Philadelphia.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes, at Philadelphia. Right. Because the Eagles. Congratulations to them.

[Grace O'Malley]

All. Right. Grace.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

You recently have entered the stand up scene. What has been your favorite show you have done? And I messed up my words here. I'm not really sure what I meant.

[Grace Ryder]

Me every day, me on this podcast.

[Grace O'Malley]

My apologies.

[Grace Ryder]

And goodbye. And goodbye. My favorite show. I really haven't been on many. Oh, I. Oh, I have the Stamp Town. Oh, you did? I've done Stamptown twice now. Let me tell you. Closest thing to what it feels like to be in the circus.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God, those comedians.

[Grace Ryder]

I'm like, holy. I'm like, they're so free. They're so like. And that's another thing of like bringing it back to the naked part. I want to be naked on that Damn stage.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

And I totally could.

[Grace O'Malley]

You did do the naked.

[Grace Ryder]

No, not yet, but I want to.

[Grace O'Malley]

You will do naked.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Well, my first thought, because I was like. Well, because they're the type of, like, comedy that's, like, let's, like, piss in a bucket and throw it on ourselves.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it's. It's like, crazy. But we had Zack Zucker on.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, you did?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God. He's a rock star.

[Grace Ryder]

He's a sweetheart. I love him.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's so cool.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, he's so cool. He also speaks, like, French and Spanish. You know this?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, he's. Did he speak some of that clown?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, he's.

[Grace O'Malley]

And calling him a clown sounds awful, but he is clown.

[Grace Ryder]

Clowns are cool as hell.

[Grace O'Malley]

But, you know, usually people, when they say to me, like, oh, you clown. It's derogatory. These clowns, they're. They're praised.

[Grace Ryder]

Neil Patrick Harris was on the show.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God. So you just did last Tuesday?

[Grace Ryder]

I did last Tuesday.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, no way. Or Monday. One Monday.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, Monday.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes. Monday. The days. The days. Who can remember them? That's why they make calendars. But yeah, no Stamptown Slays if you guys can go see it. It's super fun. Neil Patrick Harris was there, and I was trying to be so cool about it.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's always wearing a. A. A vest. Yeah, a vest. My sister pointed that out. I'll give credit where credit's due. No, no, a vest. I always wear a vest.

[Grace Ryder]

Always wearing a vest. He was there, and I was like, like, whatever. I was like, oh, you're a performer. And I did not np. Yeah. Does he go by his full name? Like, when I introduced myself? I didn't introduce myself. I was too scared.

[Grace O'Malley]

You didn't. We were on the same show. That's you. That's grounds for. It is a handshake.

[Grace Ryder]

But I was like, I feel like he's. He's coming in, dropping in to do Stamp Town just to be like, what.

[Grace O'Malley]

I got off stage. No.

[Grace Ryder]

Well, I mean, his bit was just, like. It was just supposed to be, like, a long thing, but he's down to, like, clown.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. He was literally.

[Grace Ryder]

Quite literally. He was, like, pouring the beer all over. He's spitting beer into Zach's mouth.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, oh, my God. Little baby bird action.

[Grace Ryder]

Literally, baby bird action. So I'm like, wait, maybe I should have just been like. He's just like, a chill dude who just wants to, like, goof.

[Grace O'Malley]

I guess you could get him on the next Flip. Flippity flop.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, I'll Be like, by the way, Neil. May I call you Neil?

[Grace O'Malley]

Mr. Patrick Harris.

[Grace Ryder]

And it makes sense people call him by his full name because Neil does not sound like a real person.

[Grace O'Malley]

Neil.

[Grace Ryder]

Neil Patrick Harris. It needs to be.

[Grace O'Malley]

It has to be the full thing.

[Grace Ryder]

Whoever, like, decided that that's his full thing is very smart because that sounds.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like someone who would work at Ace Hardware.

[Grace Ryder]

Neil. Yes. Just Neil.

[Grace O'Malley]

Neil. Where the nails?

[Grace Ryder]

Neil. Neil is at at Ace Hardware. Neil Patrick Harris on stage.

[Grace O'Malley]

On stage at Stamptown.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, that's a star.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the difference.

[Grace Ryder]

That's the difference. And so anyway, Stamp Town.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, I'm gonna go back to this. In your subjects post basically a love letter to New York and why you chose to move here.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You say, I hope the city turns me into the person I want to become. Who is the person you want to become?

[Grace Ryder]

And I wrote that on my subject.

[Grace O'Malley]

Right. Every day is a new day for which you cannot remember. Honey, I think you have dementia.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, well, you know, on both my grandmas, one day.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God, that's terrible. That's not good odds. I know, right? It's really bad. I know, right?

[Grace Ryder]

And my mom's always like, h. Like, do a puzzle.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, Literally. I'm like, mom, read a book. I'm like, mom, read a book. Or like, go on a walk and talk at the same time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Play ch with your friends or something. Like.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, she.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, the minute your mom starts going, h. Like, oh, what's happening?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, she's like, what's the. And I'm like, oh, no, please don't. Please don't. So, yeah, odds for dementia, not looking good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not looking good to the camera. So you can remember.

[Grace Ryder]

Odds for dementia, not looking good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, they're gonna play this at your memorial. She died too young.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. At least she said all like the funny stuff before she forgot it all. Truly true.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, that's why every day's a mystery for you.

[Grace Ryder]

That is. That is.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sorry to bring it up.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, no, no, absolutely. That's fine. Every day is a mix mystery.

[Grace O'Malley]

We can move on.

[Grace Ryder]

No, but who would I like to become? That's a great question. I feel like I'd like to be nicer.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think if. I think. Are you doing it for the camera?

[Grace Ryder]

No, I really. I feel like. Oh, and this pissed me off. Have you seen this interview? Actually, I take that back. I'd like to be meaner. I'd like to be more real. Cuz I feel like I am nice, but I am like, okay, like, say, actually, what you're thinking. And don't be so afraid. That's people pleasing.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I think I'm a people pleaser. So, like, I'm like, wait, am I being nice? Because I want people to like me? Which is a fine reason to do things, but I'm like. Or am I just being nice to be nice?

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, there's an awakening that happens sometimes, and it's like, oh, my. I just recently kind of figured this out. Not figured it out, but, like, came to the realization, like, oh, I am a people pleaser, and I will do that. So I'm working on that. But there's a fine line between people pleasing and being a bitch. And.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's. It's a slippery slope. Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

And I don't want to be a bitch.

[Grace O'Malley]

No.

[Grace Ryder]

But I want to also be real and honest, and, like, if I'm uncomfortable or, like, don't want to do things, like, just.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Say no.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. It's important to realize, you know, that.

[Grace Ryder]

You'Re a people pleaser.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Because you can kind of like, notice when you're doing it and, like, find yourself maybe standing up for yourself every once in a while. Serious and gushy.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. And now I'm like, wait, am I even a people?

[Grace O'Malley]

Please?

[Grace Ryder]

I don't even know. I don't know. I think.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, that's a crazy question. Who's the person you want to become? Like, I. I don't. I would never answer that up. Like, I don't know what my answer would be. I don't know. My mom. I want my mom.

[Grace Ryder]

And in some ways, I feel like I am the person I want to be. But, like, you're always changing. So I'm like, I don't know who it'll be. Well, to. This morning, today, I was like, maybe I'm a dancer.

[Grace O'Malley]

See, this is what. This is what we're looking for.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like, maybe I. The person I'd like to become is more of a dancer. Let me dance more than I'm dancing now.

[Grace O'Malley]

She wants to dance.

[Grace Ryder]

That's who I want to become, is more dance. Dancy. Dancy. I should drop everything and go to Broadway.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, wow.

[Grace Ryder]

And be a dancer.

[Grace O'Malley]

Just screw it.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. They're gonna love to hear that. They've been working for years.

[Grace Ryder]

Well, they're like, sure. Just be on Broadway.

[Grace O'Malley]

Call Charli D'Amelio up.

[Grace Ryder]

Yo, Charlie. Let's trade places. Charlie, baby.

[Grace O'Malley]

Charlie. You. I'm you for the night. You. You. Me. You do. You do Stamp Town. Good luck. Have fun.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, My God. Charlie on Stamp Town. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we love that. Got to get her on.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, let's move on to this one. You dedicated an entire tick tock to Jasmine Rice. Are you the type of person that would have food hyper fixations? What was your recent one you have had?

[Grace Ryder]

Yes, I feel like I am the type of person that eats, like, one thing all the time. Tuna salad right now.

[Grace O'Malley]

Tuna salad.

[Grace Ryder]

Tuna salad. I know how to make and make it good, and so I make it all the time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Have you ever had a food hyper fixation where it's gone too far and you can't eat it anymore?

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, no. Love eating food all the time. I feel like I could eat, like, I could probably eat one thing all the time.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's where my life goes. Yeah. What would that be? Tuna salad?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, probably. Or bread. I love eating bread.

[Grace O'Malley]

Bread is good.

[Grace Ryder]

Bread all the time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Bread with oil, bread with butter. Bread with garlic.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, bread, bread, bread.

[Grace O'Malley]

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. We got to the bottom of the braille. The bottom of the bread bowl. Bottom of a bread bowl.

[Grace Ryder]

Panera here.

[Grace O'Malley]

Listen, I'm going to teach you. You've got 3.3 million followers on TikTok.

[Grace Ryder]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

Have you ever bought anything on the TikTok shop?

[Grace Ryder]

Absolutely not. My sister has. And I thought she. I was like, you're an idiot. You're the dumbest person ever.

[Grace O'Malley]

What's Molly buying?

[Grace Ryder]

She bought, like, a makeup kit, like, from those people that, like, are like, okay packaging in order of, like, their drop shippers, essentially, because they're working hard.

[Grace O'Malley]

I would too. We. What? You get to see yours packed live on camera. Yeah, I'm in.

[Grace Ryder]

But I hate, like, the stupid ones that are like, I don't know. She bought, like, stuff that's like a dollar that I'm like, just go to, like, the dollar store. You don't need a keychain from the TikTok shop. You don't need makeup from the TikTok. I'm like, what else does she. Oh, oh, she bought the karaoke thing. Oh, she bought the karaoke machine.

[Grace O'Malley]

She fell for it.

[Grace Ryder]

Which, honestly. Yeah, well, it got me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did it?

[Grace Ryder]

We literally sat in my room and I had, like, floodlights going and I was singing karaoke and we'd swap and then I. And then she'd go and she'd sing a song and then we'd swap and then we would just sat. Literally, she just sat in my chair, I'd sing and then we'd. We'd swap and she'd Sing and then we'd do that back and forth.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's adorable.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. So honestly we got, we got our money's worth with the, with the karaoke.

[Grace O'Malley]

See look you. You were so upset about the TikTok shop.

[Grace Ryder]

I was.

[Grace O'Malley]

And now look at your smiling it. Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Wait, you're right.

[Grace O'Malley]

So you used to make a lot of videos with your. With your sister? Yeah. What's it like just leaving her hanging?

[Grace Ryder]

I know. Literally this morning I unlike 360.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, no, that's great.

[Grace Ryder]

It's.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's not even on the cards.

[Grace Ryder]

We're like letting go of this PE people pleasing thing.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm just going to be dick.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like scratching each other. I love it. She is at Walmart and I check life360 cuz I want to call her all the time and she's always at Walmart freaking working.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is she a greeter?

[Grace Ryder]

No, she like stacks stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, cool.

[Grace Ryder]

And like puts things from boxes into shelf.

[Grace O'Malley]

She has people asking, excuse me, words flower.

[Grace Ryder]

Yep, exactly. A hundred percent.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you want a sticker? Yeah. She's like, smile more.

[Grace Ryder]

No. Someone told her that too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I think.

[Grace Ryder]

Or maybe I just lied. I don't know.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I'm sure of it. I'm sure someone's People lose their mental in there.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, it's just like, I love Walmart.

[Grace O'Malley]

I sure it is. Like get lost.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. And that's what I kind of miss in New York. I'm like, wait, where's the Walmart?

[Grace O'Malley]

No. Yeah. Nowhere to be found.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. But I'm trying to get my sister out here. And when I saw your sister Nora doing the social stuff, I was like, wait, maybe you could train Molly.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

And I was like, see, Grace does it. Grace has her sister here?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like, move out and be my creative partner.

[Grace O'Malley]

I really think that it's up to you.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have to. You have to.

[Grace Ryder]

I know, I know. She's coming down to visit in May and we'll see. I think she'll like it.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the perfect time. Trick her.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes, you trick her.

[Grace O'Malley]

You trick her into coming in May because May is the best time to be here.

[Grace Ryder]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then you don't tell her about the summer.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You don't tell her about the winter.

[Grace Ryder]

Nope.

[Grace O'Malley]

You bring her back in the fall. Look how lovely it is. Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's so nice. It's just like Wisconsin. You know, the leaves are falling. It's beautiful.

[Grace Ryder]

Seasons, seasons, you know those.

[Grace O'Malley]

They don't have to know about the ones the hard ones. The hard ones. No way.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I tricked her.

[Grace Ryder]

But you're happy to be here? Yeah. Yeah. Is it nice having your sister, though?

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm not religious, but it's a blessing.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Do you guys also go on tour together?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, she. So it's really nice to have her with, honestly.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, I feel like, like, since moving here, I've met, like, a lot of people just from, like, going to events like yours or, like, doing shows and stuff. And it's great to meet all these people, and I love it. But it is really nice to, like, be known by someone where you can be, like, totally yourself and, like, you don't have to. Not that I'm putting on an act, but you are. It's like your social battery. You're. You are sort of.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, it takes about 5 hanks to be yourself.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes, exactly. And it must be just, like, so nice to just, like, have your sister here to be like. Like, yeah, this is me. And totally accepted. How lovely is it to be known.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, God, it's so nice.

[Grace Ryder]

That's so beautiful. So that's kind of what I'm missing too here, is I'm like, ugh. Like a good friend.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, that's what. That's why I. I rapid fire these intimate questions, you know, within like, an hour. I do it on camera so you have to answer, and then you become friends when you leave. You know, it's like. That's not simple.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Okay. Good. Good.

[Grace O'Malley]

I hope you consider me a pal, because I consider you one. Grace.

[Grace Ryder]

I do, too. We gotta get the grace.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I know. So our third missing grace. Triplet is grace. Cool instrument.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I can never get it.

[Grace Ryder]

I know. I never got it, too. But it's. It's simpler than it's spelled.

[Grace O'Malley]

Damn Germans. Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes. Jesus.

[Grace O'Malley]

But she is a rock star. And I think the three of us. You had the idea for the three of us to start a show. Sorry. Clearly didn't happen.

[Grace Ryder]

That's fine. It could happen.

[Grace O'Malley]

But we could do a live show.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. I think it should be, like, the Amazing Graces.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think. Oh, wow.

[Grace Ryder]

Or something.

[Grace O'Malley]

We all come out to Amazing Grace. Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes, exactly.

[Grace O'Malley]

We sing each other out.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes. Yeah. Wait. Oh, like. Or singing to, like, the walkout.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The other two on the side. Yeah, yeah. We'll walk the other one out.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God. You guys will come see that, right? Yeah, 1000% they'd come see that. We could do that in a theater, no problem. Stadium, Madison Square Webster. Webster hall.

[Grace Ryder]

Maybe with our graces across the Internet. The grace fandom. I love.

[Grace O'Malley]

So many gay people in one room.

[Grace Ryder]

So many gay artist fatties in that room.

[Grace O'Malley]

I wonder. I wonder what she'd bring.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, I wonder. I don't know. Probably a lot of straight people. She's very straight. That's her whole.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Long term boyfriend, long term, committed. She's always longing for. I don't ever see him in the videos.

[Grace Ryder]

I know. It's which I respect. Like keep the relationship private, but talk about it all online, you know.

[Grace O'Malley]

And that's the way to do it, baby.

[Grace Ryder]

The way to do it is never guessing. But keep them guessing.

[Grace O'Malley]

But there is no guest there. She's a straight woman.

[Grace Ryder]

She's a straight woman.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, of course.

[Grace Ryder]

And that's my favorite thing about her.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think she lives in Murray Hill actually.

[Grace Ryder]

Is that a joke about only straight people live in Murray Hill?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Grace Ryder]

What is that?

[Grace O'Malley]

I live Marie Hill. Oh, no, it's. It's where frat boys live.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, I vaguely knew this. It's like the new, like financial, like their work.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Gotcha copy. I'm learning things here.

[Grace O'Malley]

A great question to follow up on the last one.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

How does your family make you funny?

[Grace Ryder]

I don't know. My mom's very funny. She likes the far fart stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Grace Ryder]

And my dad, which was your first viral video? It's just like the only viral videos is just the fart.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have hella vibes.

[Grace Ryder]

Well, I mean like the ones that really hit. Everyone loves farts and boobs. Yeah. No, no. My dad's really funny. My mom's funny, my sister's funny. I don't know. How did that affect it? I don't know. I guess we're all just like goofing. Oh, my mom really likes the BBC, so she was watching a lot of like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

So my mom, I had this black boyfriend that she would have sex with often.

[Grace O'Malley]

The more I watched some more, I found humor in it all. Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like, it's funny that my dad just lets this guy have sex.

[Grace O'Malley]

With mom and they call him Cooky. I don't know what that meant.

[Grace Ryder]

They called that Cookie. And I'm like, okay. But he.

[Grace O'Malley]

There's Chucky.

[Grace Ryder]

All right.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I'm like, his name is Chuck. Please leave him alone. But he just plays Madden while mom and Guy have fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

Guy.

[Grace Ryder]

Guy. I don't know his name cuz mom says I shouldn't know.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was a new one every week.

[Grace Ryder]

New one all the time. So I Think Mom's sexual. Like, promiscuity sort of made me free in my body, which. Yeah. Which made me free in comedy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Lovely. I said the word glass. Did you hear that? I just said glass. Glass. I think I meant to say class or something, but I said glass, and my mom.

[Grace Ryder]

Glass. I love that. Glass. Glass.

[Grace O'Malley]

Speaking of which, you're from Wisconsin, which means, do you ever pour yourself a glass of milk?

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, it all makes me gassy. I don't.

[Grace O'Malley]

Intolerant. That was the next question.

[Grace Ryder]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. But I love it and I eat it. But it's not like the lactose intolerant, where I'm, like, going to be out after the meal. It's more like it's going to be everyone else's problem because I'm farting and eventually I'll have diarrhea. But it's, like, not my problem when you're bombing. Yes. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

What is your emergency backup strategy to get them back? I don't think you bombed, though, because.

[Grace Ryder]

I haven't performed much.

[Grace O'Malley]

How much. How many shows do you think you've done? Like, more than literally.

[Grace Ryder]

Not even. I think, three.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh.

[Grace Ryder]

Like, I really haven't been doing much.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh.

[Grace Ryder]

Since I got out here.

[Grace O'Malley]

My apologies.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I promise you, when it happens, I'm going to cry for probably a couple weeks after.

[Grace O'Malley]

No crying.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

No crying in baseball.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. You're right, Dylan.

[Grace O'Malley]

See your weakness.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay, I won't cry.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right.

[Grace Ryder]

But I feel like comedians can always save it with. All right, well, that joke bomb. And then everyone goes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. It's like, you know. Yeah. No, it kind of works like that.

[Grace Ryder]

So I feel like it's totally fine.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

I feel like you just be like, oh, well, that was bad, and move on. And it's so cool to see.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Because they don't care. I mean, they do care, but they don't.

[Grace O'Malley]

But they don't show it on stage.

[Grace Ryder]

They don't show it on stage.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the best part. Wow, that's crazy, because when I saw you, you were so fantastic. My apologies. I'm getting choked up. You're so fantastic, and I can't believe you haven't gone up since. Really?

[Grace Ryder]

Again, it's the fear.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, so next Tuesday, my show.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have to just lock it in. And I know that's. But.

[Grace Ryder]

And then I will come and I will do it. That's the thing is, like, if it's.

[Grace O'Malley]

On the calendar two Tuesdays from now. How's that sound? You want two weeks? No. Think about it.

[Grace Ryder]

Let's do Tuesday.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, but do you want to do next Tuesday or the Tuesday after that?

[Grace Ryder]

Let's do next Tuesday.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right. See you next Tuesday.

[Grace Ryder]

That was so smooth.

[Grace O'Malley]

I love it. All right. Okay, so this next segment is called the Write in Room. This week we asked our viewers to submit a time that they felt the most disgraceful. Here are their submissions and you just kind of will discuss if it was disgraceful or not, you know? Okay. Yeah, I was hooking up with a guy, but I was depressed. He said, if you're gonna kill yourself, can you suck my dick before Jesus.

[Grace Ryder]

If you're gonna kill me?

[Grace O'Malley]

Disgraceful on his part, not on hers.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, ladies, no glass there.

[Grace O'Malley]

No glass.

[Grace Ryder]

No glass.

[Grace O'Malley]

No glass.

[Grace Ryder]

No glass.

[Grace O'Malley]

Absolutely no glass by him.

[Grace Ryder]

No glass by him.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh my goodness.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, that's glassless. Glassless. That man. And yeah, no, that's. I feel sorry for this person.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm sorry, Miss Girl.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, let's give her a hug.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I wish I could hug.

[Grace Ryder]

If you're gonna kill yourself, suck my dick first. Did he come? Because that might put me over the edge. That would didn't even come.

[Grace O'Malley]

I would have to really get the job done. I feel like. Because then I'm like, like, oh, now I have work to do.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right. You know what? This actually top this off.

[Grace Ryder]

I mean, if it's the last thing you're ever going to do, better be the best dick sucking you've ever done. Cuz that's your legacy. That's the last thing you've ever done.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sally sucker.

[Grace Ryder]

Sally sucker. Never suck dick in my life.

[Grace O'Malley]

You've got the right idea. Yeah, that's exactly how you.

[Grace Ryder]

They're like, oh my God. Play it like a harmonic Monica.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's intimate.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Glass.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Another disgraceful moment someone has had is having a. They had an entire frat discuss at a chapter whether or not I in a trash can at their party.

[Grace Ryder]

Wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Grace Ryder]

So they didn't know.

[Grace O'Malley]

They were curious. They didn't know who the culprit was, but they were pretty sure it was this young woman. I suppose because I really only have female for fans.

[Grace Ryder]

Right, right. Same. Yeah. Glass. So she knew. She knew she pooped in it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, she knew. Okay. I don't know. That's kind of like epic.

[Grace O'Malley]

I know.

[Grace Ryder]

A frats trash can. I feel like they maybe deserve that.

[Grace O'Malley]

And probably because you know, their toilets are always clogged.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, I see. Yeah, it was probably like a party and they're like, no Don't. Don't use the bathroom.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. She said, well, I gotta go.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. She was like, so I'm gonna go in your trash can. They probably had like a pledge like, eat her.

[Grace O'Malley]

Eat my shield. They helped her. This one says, told my 94 year old aunt. Okay. Too old for an aunt.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. Also, is the age important wedding.

[Grace O'Malley]

Told my 94 year old at her wedding, at least you didn't die alone. That's classic. I think that's classic.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. She's probably thinking the same thing. She's like, that was disgraceful at all.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think that was actually a triumph.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, that's a nice little. Depends on the relationship with the aunt.

[Grace O'Malley]

You think so?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, because some ants would be like, ow. Off.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's true. I probably would tell her to eat my.

[Grace Ryder]

Oh, eat my. You little turd.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, this. This person had sex in Washington Square Park. That's just a Wednesday here in New York City. Yeah. That's not disgraceful at all. That's just a. A coming of age story for a young woman. Put their ex's name on Craigslist and they got so many calls to the point where they had to change their number. That is rockstar. I like.

[Grace Ryder]

That's awesome revenge.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like a good revenge.

[Grace Ryder]

That's nice. That's better than like putting their nudes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Up online or sending them a bag of shit party.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, that's just like.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's good.

[Grace Ryder]

I like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was good.

[Grace Ryder]

Writing that down.

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[Grace O'Malley]

This is another segment called Jokes in My Notes. Would you happen to have any jokes you're working on right now in your Notes app that you'd like to share right now?

[Grace Ryder]

Currently? Yeah, I guess I don't know how to word this joke, so maybe you could give me pointers and tips on it. Yeah. So this would be for Stand up. So do you know how, like, girls, when they go to bed, they'll sometimes come up with like, a nighttime fantasy?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yes.

[Grace Ryder]

Of like, oh, they're crushed. Like, maybe having sex with them or doing whatever.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And that's what I've heard.

[Grace Ryder]

Yes. So my nighttime fantasy recently is. It's very, very pg. It's simple. It's just someone spooning me. But then they're putting their hand, like, holding my. My gut. Right? Like hand under gut. Gunt, gunt, gunty. So they're holding my gunty and we're spooning. And they go, I love your body. And I go, I believe you. And then I drift peacefully to sleep.

[Grace O'Malley]

So nice. I don't think that's funny at all. It just sounds really nice. I would really like that.

[Grace Ryder]

They were like, I love your body. And I'm like, I believe you. And it takes. It takes a couple times to say it. And I don't go to sleep until I. Until I believe it.

[Grace O'Malley]

I believe you. Kicking your heels. I believe you.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

There's no place, like, just believing time.

[Grace Ryder]

I just want to live in that reality where somebody's holding my dumpty.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's so gorgeous.

[Grace Ryder]

And they're going, wait, that's gorgeous. I thought I was funny.

[Grace O'Malley]

My brain's sad. I think that's nice. I think that sounds really nice.

[Grace Ryder]

I mean, it's nice, but it's also.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, it's not funny. I think. I think for sure that would be like, hilarious in a Netflix romcom. I believe you.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's funny. And then she goes, believe you. And then boom, title card. And it's like the girl's making it in the city and she's like, walking down the street.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's like, that's basically you. When did you move here again?

[Grace Ryder]

December.

[Grace O'Malley]

December. So yeah. You're bright eyed and bushy tailed.

[Grace Ryder]

I am. I don't even know Murray Hill.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're. Yeah. You're three, four months deep. What is it? Yeah, four months.

[Grace Ryder]

Four, four, four score.

[Grace O'Malley]

Seven years ago you moved here from Wisconsin, but you didn't. You moved from Syracuse.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay, yeah, Syracuse, Wisconsin. Wisconsin. But it's whatever.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh my God. She's versatile.

[Grace Ryder]

She's versatile. She's everywhere.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's. Yeah, she's from the tri state area.

[Grace Ryder]

She's from the tri state area.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now here is the sad part. I'm gonna have to let you go. You have a heart out too, fancy pants.

[Grace Ryder]

This is annoying.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm going to have to ask you to promote anything you would like here on this stage. Well, anything coming up. Any, any. Just do what you want to do.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. Grace, thank you so much for having me. First of all, I had a blast. This is really fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

This is a lot of fun. This is fun.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay, good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Grace Ryder]

And for audio listeners, we just touched.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, of course.

[Grace Ryder]

We just touched. Will. Gab. Will. We'll be known by each other. We'll be known.

[Grace O'Malley]

We will be known. I will know you, you will know me, but we will not need to put on a show.

[Grace Ryder]

Okay. Does not want to do the show. Noted.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. For which I mean, we will just be pals. We don't have to like put on for each other.

[Grace Ryder]

I see. Yes, yes, 100%. So I guess coming up, I have Grace O'Malley's show on Tuesday. Yeah, come through, come through.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, this will be late. We'll not be there.

[Grace Ryder]

We'll not be there.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, who knows?

[Grace Ryder]

Who knows where time will have us?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yes, exact.

[Grace Ryder]

Who knows? But actually crazy. And I'm sorry to say this, why is. I also have a podcast coming up soon.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh my God.

[Grace Ryder]

I have a podcast called Graceful. I'm kidding. Your face.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you see my face? I lost it. I lost my mind.

[Grace Ryder]

I was like, oh, wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

You were like, I'm so glad you came to the party.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. I was like, that's a really good name. I was like, wait, get the dis.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Cause you're always. You're the better Grace.

[Grace Ryder]

No, never.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're full of Grace, aren't you?

[Grace Ryder]

There's room for everyone. There's room for all Grace. And Grace Koolishman's actually starting a podcast too. And it's just.

[Grace O'Malley]

We're all recording. Are we all three of it.

[Grace Ryder]

We should book the studio out. Your podcast here. Grace is trying to walk over each other.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hey, can you shut up?

[Grace Ryder]

And then we're just.

[Grace O'Malley]

Which Grace is it?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah. Which one is it?

[Grace O'Malley]

Which one is it?

[Grace Ryder]

So probably something like that. You could watch that if you want to, but obviously.

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you starting a podcast?

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah. What is it called? Oh, it's called that's enough.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that's enough, actually.

[Grace Ryder]

That's enough.

[Grace O'Malley]

Matter of fact, that's enough. Thank you so much.

[Grace Ryder]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how we end it.

[Grace O'Malley]

So we'll have you on streaming on all platforms.

[Grace Ryder]

Streaming on all of them. You can follow me on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube. That's pretty much it. I don't have anything else to promote.

[Grace O'Malley]

And we will link it down below. Yeah, we have a podcast coming out that's very exciting.

[Grace Ryder]

That's it.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's it. Thanks. Enough now. That's enough.

[Grace Ryder]

Bye.

[Grace O'Malley]

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