Jack Innanen: Bieber, Bike Lanes & Becoming an Adult

Summary

Podcast Summary: Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley – Episode Featuring Jack Innanen

Episode Title: Jack Innanen: Bieber, Bike Lanes & Becoming an Adult
Release Date: June 12, 2025

In this lively episode of Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley, host Grace O'Malley welcomes comedian and actor Jack Innanen for an engaging conversation filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and deep dives into contemporary comedy and celebrity culture. Grace is also joined by her sister, Nora O’Malley, the HR Department Head, who brings her unique perspectives to the table as a potential co-host candidate.

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1. Introduction and Guest Welcome

Grace begins the episode from her sickbed, humorously lamenting her frequent illnesses and teasing upcoming show dates in Long Beach and Honolulu. Despite her ailment, her enthusiasm sets a lively tone for the episode.

At [02:31], Grace warmly welcomes Jack Innanen to the show:

Grace O’Malley: "Hi, guys. Welcome back to Disgraceful. I am here with comedian, actor Jack Innanen. Welcome in."

Jack’s introduction adds a comedic flair:

Jack Innanen: "Coming at you live from a shady Manhattan studio, it's disgraceful. Featuring your gracious Ginger host."

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2. Nora O’Malley’s New Show "Adults"

The conversation shifts to Nora’s latest project, her new show titled "Adults", which airs on FX and streams on Hulu and Disney+. Grace mentions a post by Nick Kroll praising the show, indicating high expectations.

Grace shares:

Grace O’Malley: "I just saw Nick Kroll recently posted with you in there and he wrote, I love being in my 20s. So proud of all the 20-somethings, including myself, who worked on this show."

Nora elaborates on her character in the show, a "fun uncle" grappling with multiple divorces and unique quirks:

Nora O’Malley: "He comes in just to live with us and he's just like had an accident. He's had like Benjamin Button disease type shit where he..."

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3. Discussions on Comedians and Celebrity Culture

The duo delves into a humorous segment where Nora and Grace play "F***, Marry, Kill, Revive, or Sedate" with Canada’s beloved comedians: Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Martin Short, Seth Rogen, and Norm MacDonald.

Nora makes a compelling choice:

Nora O’Malley: "Yeah, I revived Martin Short. No, gotta bring back the goat. Give me Norm back."

Grace shares a poignant observation about Norm MacDonald:

Grace O’Malley: "I just found out that anytime he would bomb in a city doing standup, he would go up at the door where everyone's exiting and shake all of their hands so they got to see him one last time. That's so fucking cool."

The conversation further explores the influence of celebrities like Justin Bieber, with humorous anecdotes about their personal interactions and public personas.

At [14:00], Grace remarks on Bieber’s social media antics:

Grace O’Malley: "He said, dude, I told her she would never be on the front of any kind of magazine. And, you know, I said that out of hate, but now I'm like, so happy for her. That's like mad love."

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4. Nora’s Personality and Hobbies: Bike Lanes

Nora reveals her passionate stance on bike lanes, highlighting her commitment to cyclist safety and her humorous approach to enforcing bike lane rules.

At [23:08], Nora declares:

Nora O’Malley: "I'm a big bike lane supremacist."

She describes her approach to handling bike lane violations:

Nora O’Malley: "As long as you're on two wheels, you're welcome. You don't have to have the fit. You're welcome in the bike lane. If you're on two feet, get the out the bike, get the out the bike out the bike lane."

Grace humorously comments on Nora’s dedication:

Grace O’Malley: "That's a pathway that some people will die on."

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5. Becoming an Adult: Personal Experiences and Anecdotes

A significant portion of the episode centers around the theme of "Becoming an Adult", where both Nora and Grace share personal milestones and the realizations that signify adulthood for them.

Nora recounts her epiphany triggered by financial responsibility:

Nora O’Malley: "I looked at my credit card bill, and it was just, like, Doordash. And I was going to say some stupid. But I'm pornhub."

Grace empathizes and extends humor regarding adult responsibilities:

Grace O’Malley: "I was like, oh, yeah, that's good for me because I thought this was like, like a 20-something-year-old just getting horned up."

They discuss the challenges of maintaining adult responsibilities while balancing personal freedoms and societal expectations.

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6. "In the Green Room" Segment: Childhood Dreams and Memories

The "In the Green Room" segment offers a nostalgic glimpse into their childhood aspirations and memorable moments.

Grace shares a childhood assignment revealing her ambitions:

Grace O’Malley: "When I grow up, I want to be a famous actress, singer, and also a good wife and a good mother. Because I always wanted to be a famous actress. I want to be a good wife and mother because I want to be like my mama."

Nora reciprocates with her dreams of becoming an astronaut and a cartoonist, leading to humorous exchanges about failed attempts at drawing and early entrepreneurial ventures:

Nora O’Malley: "I had a niece and she was like, I want to be pregnant."

Grace reflects on her own childhood presentations and talent shows, adding humor to her less-than-perfect performances:

Grace O’Malley: "I sang La La Land by Demi Lovato. Lots of notes in there. Couldn't hit them but didn't matter."

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7. Digital Footprint and Personal Reflections

The conversation transitions to the concept of digital footprints, where Grace playfully brings up an old photo of Nora linked to Miley Cyrus's "Hannah Montana":

Grace O’Malley: "Miley Cyrus has a new photo shoot with boob shots. What happened to Hannah Montana?"

Nora reacts with a mix of amusement and embarrassment, highlighting the ease of digital traceability:

Nora O’Malley: "I don't think that's my account, but also that it's exactly some, I would say. And I thought I deleted everything."

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8. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, Grace and Nora reflect on their journey through adulthood, blending humor with heartfelt insights. Nora candidly discusses her struggle with authenticity:

Nora O’Malley: "I've lied for half of this podcast. This isn't me."

Grace reassures her sister, emphasizing personal growth and the continuous journey towards embracing adulthood.

The episode concludes with light-hearted banter and a teaser for Nora’s upcoming show "Adults", inviting listeners to tune in for more relatable comedy.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• [07:11] Nora:

  "Yeah, I revived Martin Short. No, gotta bring back the goat. Give me Norm back."

• [14:00] Nora:

  "I fucking love these boys."

• [23:06] Nora:

  "As long as you're on two wheels, you're welcome in the bike lane."

• [31:24] Nora:

  "I'm a slut for these boys."

• [40:16] Nora:

  "I looked at my bank account, I probably gotta save some of this for my children."

• [54:35] Nora:

  "That's some shit, I would say."

This episode masterfully blends humor with genuine discussions on fame, personal growth, and the complexities of adulthood, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both laughs and relatable content.

Transcript

[Grace O'Malley]

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[Jack Innon]

Coming at you live from a shady Manhattan studio, it's disgraceful. Featuring your gracious Ginger host.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hey, watch yourself. Only I can say that.

[Jack Innon]

Okay, boss, whatever you say. You pay my bills. Give it up for Grace o' Malley.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hi, guys. Welcome back to Disgraceful. I am here with comedian, actor Jack Innon. Welcome in.

[Nora]

Thank you so much.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you so much for coming in. Thanks for having me. And I already. I already said this off camera so I don't look like a douche, but congratulations.

[Nora]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

You've got a new show coming out.

[Nora]

I do.

[Grace O'Malley]

Adults.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I just saw Nick Kroll recently posted with you in there and he wrote, I love being in my 20s. So proud of all the 20 somethings, including myself, who worked on this show. It's so good. And I'm so young.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Where does he fall in all this?

[Nora]

He is. He's coming in as like the Funkle, like the fun uncle. Divorced a couple times. He comes in just to live with us and he's just like had an accident. He's had like Benjamin Button disease type shit where he. Oh, okay. Yeah. So it's just like an added.

[Grace O'Malley]

So he just wants to party.

[Nora]

Exactly.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you have like a Funkle like that?

[Nora]

I don't. I kind of wish I did.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

I think that they'd be good fodder for like, fodder.

[Grace O'Malley]

So I'm a little lack of intelligence fodder. Can I get a definition?

[Nora]

Good. That sounds like how you would say father. Boston accent for father. That was my father.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, me and my father. Fodder. That's a Boston accent with the speech impediment as well. Yeah, me and my father.

[Nora]

Oh yeah, I did. I heard your accent on the. You said saw, but then you added the R. There's like an R added at the end.

[Grace O'Malley]

A sob.

[Nora]

It's my bad.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, dude, here's the thing. I have all these like, these accents and voices that come in and out and if anyone were to ever ask me where they come from, I have no idea. I have no idea who I am.

[Nora]

Boston.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. That's like mental illness, I think is what it is. This is. There's people inside that are trying to come out. But anywho, you're in. You're in good company.

[Nora]

But. Yeah, so Kroll executive produced it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Sick. He's.

[Nora]

He's the goat.

[Grace O'Malley]

And so he comes in like actually as a character.

[Nora]

No, I completely made that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, just made that up.

[Nora]

Made that up. Completely lying to you. Yeah, executive produced it. And then it'd be fun though for him to make a little cameo.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that would be sick.

[Nora]

I should have said that there was season two. Season two.

[Grace O'Malley]

Season two.

[Nora]

Fingers crossed.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Come on. You know, it's good. It's going to be a hit classic on fx.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And Hulu.

[Nora]

And Hulu. And Disney.

[Grace O'Malley]

And Disney. The trifecta film. You also. You played alongside my. I guess Owen's my co worker.

[Nora]

Okay. I was gonna ask about that. Yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

We just met in Miami and I adored him. He rocks. Yeah, he's. He's so funny. I got sunburnt, so I didn't have as much fun as everybody else. But he's. He rocks.

[Nora]

He's so fucking funny.

[Grace O'Malley]

I just heard that FX has a.

[Nora]

New original comedy series coming out called Adults. Adults is a comedy that'll feel relatable.

[Jack Innon]

If you ever find humor in the.

[Nora]

Struggles of being an adult in 2025. You know, like remembering your full Social.

[Grace O'Malley]

Security number or to drink water or perhaps having your third existential crisis of the month.

[Nora]

Best part is that all episodes will.

[Grace O'Malley]

Be ready for your next weekend binge.

[Nora]

Watch FX's Adults Wednesdays on FX. All episodes now streaming on Hulu.

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[Grace O'Malley]

Well, that actually brings me to my next question. Please and thank you from this list of Canada's most beloved comedians. I want you to pick. Fuck, marry, kill, revive, or sedate. And now here's the five.

[Nora]

What is the. Just sedating. Just.

[Grace O'Malley]

We want them to be quiet for a second.

[Nora]

Awesome.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Martin Short, Seth rogen, and Norm MacDonald. One's an obvious.

[Nora]

Yeah, I revived Martin Short. No, gotta bring back the goat. Give me Norm back. Yeah, give me one conversation with Norm.

[Grace O'Malley]

I would fucking kill.

[Nora]

Would love that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I just found out that anytime he would bomb in a city doing standup, he would go up and if the crowd would heckle him, he. He would go up at the door where everyone's exiting and shake all of their hands so they got to see him one last time. That's so fucking cool. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you so much for coming.

[Nora]

He is so. He's like the epitome of living life kind of as a bit where I. I read his. Malik, who we were talking about before he. He was like, dude, you gotta read Norm's biography. And so I started. Have you ever read it?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I have to.

[Nora]

I started reading it. I'm like, oh, this is incredible. Then there was some like, there's kind of almost dark part. I'm like, oh, my God, I have no idea. And I get to the middle, I'm like, oh, this is all made up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God.

[Nora]

All fictitious. He's talking. Talking about his time in prison. Go to his Wikipedia page. Made up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that's so good.

[Nora]

Completely made up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, he's so fucking classic for that. I thought I was reading. This is fiction. I really only read non fiction. I like history.

[Nora]

It was just like, yeah, if this isn't gonna be like, sorry, my Napoleon book was right next to it. Yeah, okay. Who the greats? The goats, Musk, Napoleon McDonald. Jim Carrey would be a wild fuck, I think, because he's also gone in like his. He's like in his nihilistic era, I think, where he's.

[Grace O'Malley]

Here's that time again where I need a definition. He's in like the.

[Nora]

Have you seen those interviews of him?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Nora]

No, he's like, none of this shit fucking matters.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he, like, gets up and he's like in the camera's face, he's like, why are you watching this? Yeah, yeah, it's wild.

[Nora]

His rhetoric around an orgasm would be insane. Like this. What is this fucking pleasure?

[Grace O'Malley]

More like like the mask. Like.

[Nora]

Like a glove as he puts it in. He. No, I just. I want to hear like, his. His, like, pillow talk would just like Psychosis.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that would. Yes, that sounds like hell to me. But go ahead. These are your answers.

[Nora]

Seth Rogen, I'd marry. I think he's. I think he'd be a good husband. I went to Tiff one year, was super, like, lucky to get to like the Toronto Film Festival.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you. I was waiting. I didn't want to ask again. I thought you just meant like your buddy Tiffany's house. I went to Tiff's. Very lucky to get that invite. She made a tight shift. Those high school parties were really nuts.

[Nora]

Not fuck with me. Back in the day, it was the Toronto Film Festival and I watched. I think it was like, I forgot what movie was. It was like Glass Onion or something. But Seth Rogen was in the crowd. This is my first time ever, like, being around any type of celebrity. And he would laugh and it would just like his laugh would make everyone else laugh because it was so distinct. Oh, my God, that's so funny. I remember just being like, I made it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. No, to hear that laugh in the flesh. You have. You made it. That's pretty cool.

[Nora]

Okay, I want to. Who else?

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, so we've got. So you've already revived Norm MacDonald. You married Seth Rogen, you fucked Jim Carrey. Now all that's left is Martin Short and Mike Myers.

[Nora]

I got to kill Martin Short. I do. Is that okay?

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, you know, he would be the next of kin in this list.

[Nora]

Yeah, I think, I think he. What was the other.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, sedate.

[Nora]

Oh, sedate.

[Grace O'Malley]

I love a new one I added.

[Nora]

That's a really fun one. See, also horrible thought. As soon as you said sedate, I was like, what is this for?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, he's going to shut them up for a little bit. Yeah.

[Nora]

Okay. I want to. I, I'd say Mike Myers. Just to let just in like a. Just to like preserve him for longer. Cuz he's. He's a treasure.

[Grace O'Malley]

Speaking of belove Canadian heroes.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

How do you feel that the adored Big Three have tarnished names? Do you know who I'm talking about?

[Nora]

Are we talking. We're talking Drake and Kenny.

[Grace O'Malley]

We're talking Drake, we're talking Justin Bieber, we're talking Ryan Reynolds.

[Nora]

Is Ryan Reynolds tarnished?

[Grace O'Malley]

Tarnished right now? Yeah.

[Nora]

What happened with Rennie?

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, he's. Well, he's. Guilt of association, I'd say, but you're in the industry, so I'm sure you don't want to.

[Nora]

I'm familiar with.

[Grace O'Malley]

Touch on this.

[Nora]

Yeah, no, this is great. Let's touch on it all.

[Grace O'Malley]

You don't have a PR person, honestly.

[Nora]

So he's actually supposed to be on Zoom. I think that's not even present what I will say about. About the Biebs also grew up in the town next to me.

[Grace O'Malley]

No shit.

[Nora]

In the town next to me. His cousin. I remember, like, when he was blowing up.

[Grace O'Malley]

His cousin's got to be a nightmare.

[Nora]

His cousin was like. He was my lunch monitor. And that's good. And he was like, it's. I swear to God, he's my. He's my cousin. I swear to God. I'm like, yeah, sure, dude. Also not cool at that age. Like, it's like 2010. We're like, yeah, cool, dude.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, the kid singing in the bathroom.

[Nora]

Oh, nice, dude. Yeah. But then he brought in. I remember he, like, kind of like got our asses when he came in with signed gold Justin Bieber shoes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow, he really needed that, huh?

[Nora]

He needed that.

[Grace O'Malley]

He really needed that.

[Nora]

But I remember also, like, all the girls just swarmed to see it. And I was like, like, kind of got my ass.

[Grace O'Malley]

Pause lunch monitor.

[Nora]

Oh, do you guys not have those?

[Grace O'Malley]

No. My question is, how much. How old is this guy?

[Nora]

One year older.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. What?

[Nora]

It was a fifth grader, like, taking care of me and my in fourth grade.

[Grace O'Malley]

That is a sigh of relief for me because I thought this was like, like a 20 something year old, like trying to impress fifth graders.

[Nora]

32 year old man.

[Grace O'Malley]

I swear, my cousin is just paper.

[Nora]

Just all the girls, like, I swear, guys.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then all the girls are flocking to him like, this sounds gross.

[Nora]

Check out these shoes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can look gross. No, that makes sense. Wait, so you guys had our lunch monitors were like elderly women for Tyler.

[Nora]

Oh, interesting. Yeah, I've been learning a lot about like, there's a lot of American things that are like TV stuff to me. Like, lunch lady.

[Grace O'Malley]

You don't have lunch ladies.

[Nora]

We don't have lunch ladies.

[Grace O'Malley]

What do you mean?

[Nora]

We just don't. Our cafeteria is just like a room with benches that you eat. Like, you bring your lunch.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have to bring your lunch.

[Nora]

Yeah. You guys have like. I learned that. I saw this video like a Texas school where they just had like Subway after school.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's pretty cool. You sure that wasn't a college?

[Nora]

No, it's like a high school.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Cells is good for something.

[Nora]

It's good stuff. They. Yeah, but that's their way. We had. We had. Oh, no, we did. There was like a lady in a corner with.

[Grace O'Malley]

With like a cooler. Yeah, I actually genuinely forgot about like peanut butter PBJs.

[Nora]

Forgot about that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Throwing them out to kids.

[Nora]

But I don't even. Where we start. Oh, Justin Bieber.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. Justin Bieber.

[Nora]

Justin Bieber. You say something? I go way back. He posted the funniest picture the other day. Where? The Leafs.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah. He said I. What did he say?

[Nora]

I fucking love these sluts.

[Grace O'Malley]

I love these slots. That's awesome.

[Nora]

I'm a slut for these boys.

[Grace O'Malley]

And that's just very normal behavior for a guy his age. But since he's Justin Bieber.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's insane.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now the new one is his. His beautiful wife. She just got the COVID of some fucking magazine. I don't know. And he posted, dude, I told her she would never be on the front of any kind of magazine. And, you know, I said that out of hate, but now I'm like, so happy for her. That's like mad love.

[Nora]

As soon as I saw, I was like, you didn't have to say any of that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wrong account. Just wrong account.

[Nora]

Hilarious. I saw it last night and I was like, dude, what, brother? Just don't say any of it. You could just be. Also the. What. What was the. The one sentence made me laugh. I was sadly mistaken.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was pissed bman that. That his girl has made the COVID of a magazine.

[Nora]

Insane. Yeah, he's.

[Grace O'Malley]

They're going to. Oh, they are goals.

[Nora]

Serious. Speaking of the Leafs, I feel like, honestly, he's like. That's just. Honestly, like, Southern Ontario relationship. If that was just like, one of my hometown buddies.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

And his girlfriend, I'd be like, par for the course.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

Like, them just.

[Grace O'Malley]

They're just. They're just dueling it out online, which is awesome. Which I love watching that. But.

[Nora]

But that's a tough one when it's.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a toughie when it's global.

[Nora]

Yeah. Also just. I love his. He's the best Instagram account where. It was that selfie. It was the same selfie, just slightly, like, just seconds apart of just the back of Martyrs and Matthews jersey. I'm a slut for these boys. Like, just eight of the same photo.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's speaking for all of Canada when he says that.

[Nora]

He really is. You know, he really is.

[Grace O'Malley]

You guys lost that though, right?

[Nora]

Yeah, big time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. That's pathetic. Sorry. My. My. This one team. My. That. This team.

[Nora]

You got it lost.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, the basketball.

[Nora]

The. The Celtics. The Celtics to the next side.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, he's down.

[Nora]

Yeah. Yeah, he's down.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was going with he's up for.

[Nora]

A while, but thought that was a crip Thing.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, people get it very confused, you know, so. Yeah, it's Boston. It' all right, let's try a real question. How did your personal experience influence the way you portrayed Paul Barker's Frank Baker? Oh, see, Boston, they add an R when there shouldn't be.

[Nora]

Sorry, that was just happening.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, you're so right. Well, no, I should get this right because you're the guest and this is your new character on the show, Adults. That's gonna be on fx, Disney and Hulu. And so. Yeah. How did your personal experience influence the way you portrayed Paul Barker's friend group bouncing and searching for belonging in adults.

[Nora]

Yes, Baker.

[Grace O'Malley]

I said it again. I said it again.

[Nora]

I didn't know if you were fucking with me. Also me interrupting you.

[Grace O'Malley]

There's something so fucked in my brain.

[Nora]

No, you're so good. I thought you were fucking with me, but that is so. No, keep that, keep that, keep that. Paul Barker is actually. Paul Barker is actually better.

[Grace O'Malley]

I didn't even mean to do it that time. This is out of control.

[Nora]

No, we can call him Paul Barker.

[Grace O'Malley]

This could be a bit. I feel like Eric Andre right now.

[Nora]

Let's call him Paul Barker.

[Grace O'Malley]

Paul Baker. Now, now. I don't even know what the question is, but take that away.

[Nora]

Totally. The thing with, with. I'm just calling him Bro. The thing with. The thing with Bro. The thing with Bro is like, like.

[Grace O'Malley]

He just like be like searching.

[Nora]

He's like low key, just like floating. Just like type people calling him the wrong last name.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, that's got to be hard for her.

[Nora]

That's really tough for Bro. Yeah. Bro. Shadow. Bro. Shadow. Paul Baker.

[Grace O'Malley]

Baker.

[Nora]

He. He shout out Bob Barker. He was. How do I explain? How do I explain Bro? He's like. He's like a sweet Canadian. He originally wasn't Canadian until I. When I got. Literally, I couldn't. I couldn't hit my. My abouts and my sorrys.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, God.

[Nora]

Good, good, good. Couldn't hit him good. So they made him Canadian, but he's like. He's just. He's a sweetheart. He's introduced to the ensemble. The whole show is like about an ensemble of friends living in one of their parents houses, like dysfunctional. Figuring out adulthood. And then he's introduced to the group as Issa's boyfriend, one of the girls boyfriends. But then, spoiler alert, moves in and becomes part of the ensemble.

[Grace O'Malley]

How many? This is like a brothel.

[Nora]

It's a huge brothel. Yeah, yeah, it's five people. Everyone's sucking and fucking.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow. It's Classic.

[Nora]

It is really classic.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's 20 something year old just getting horned up.

[Nora]

Crawl gets in there, he gets in the mix.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's good.

[Nora]

I think, like, I'm, I'm. I was kind of similar to the character when I was like 22.

[Grace O'Malley]

How old do you know? If you don't mind me asking? Yeah, 19. Yeah, and a half or.

[Nora]

No. Oh, just turned.

[Grace O'Malley]

Just turned fresh. Well, yeah, it's legal. You know, you can drink in Toronto.

[Nora]

Amen, bro. Yeah, 26.

[Grace O'Malley]

26, me too. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Nora]

You're 99.

[Grace O'Malley]

A woman's not supposed to tell their age, but never 98.

[Nora]

Hell yeah. When's your birthday?

[Grace O'Malley]

October.

[Nora]

Oh, yeah, October's very own. We gotta get you back to Toronto, dude.

[Grace O'Malley]

Me and Drizzy, we gotta get you back there. Gotta get on top of the CS Tower. CN Tower.

[Nora]

You know your shit.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, you're shit, man, dude. Well, I'm, I'm. I'm prepping just in case I see something wrong at a comedy show and there's an elected official there, you know, you never know.

[Nora]

Get fucking deported back to Toronto.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I might have to pack up my bags. We were.

[Nora]

We shot the. When we shot the pilot, it was during the Drake Kendrick beef.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh.

[Nora]

And that was a big.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you were filming in Toronto, right?

[Nora]

Filming in Toronto.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. So that's gotta be. Are people talking about it on the streets there? It was big.

[Nora]

It was. But we went to the. Did you ever watch the, like the Family Matters video? Are you. Were you into it?

[Grace O'Malley]

No.

[Nora]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Totally got nothing to do with that. Absolutely nothing. But honestly. But honestly. But honestly, this is where I'm at. Hoes. I'd love to hear more about that.

[Nora]

No, totally. Okay. Fuck. It was just. I just remember. That was like, really? I remember that was like. That was like, big for me. Yeah, that meant a lot for me. Malik, who's the other Canadian guy on the show, we were like staying up late, like, texting. Oh, my God. Like, Kendrick just responded. It was really. It was important.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, that's how girls feel about reality tv.

[Nora]

Yeah. Or like nails and stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And like. Yeah. And getting their hair done and all that jazz makeup. But you're a fashion guy. I call you fashion.

[Nora]

I'll take that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. What made you do fashion? No, do you have, like a stylist? You look kind of drip.

[Nora]

I do like, likewise type shit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Nah, that's. I likewise type shit. That's. I'm wearing my sister's hand me down and she's younger than me.

[Nora]

Hand me down. Hand me ups.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, hand me up.

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[Grace O'Malley]

So now this next segment. I've been auditioning each guest to be my new co host.

[Nora]

Huge.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And so it's not like you have like, like a billion things going on. You just have like this like really big show coming out. So you definitely like need a podcast.

[Nora]

No, this is ye rds. Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, yeah, well, I'm auditioning you, so we'll see how you do as A co host. I would encourage you to stick to your guns and stay true to yourself. So what's one thing you stand by that nobody else does?

[Nora]

I'm a big bike lane supremacist.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, so we've, yes, we got a.

[Nora]

We got some, we got double fists up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Absolutely crazy.

[Nora]

Sonny just hit a backflip.

[Grace O'Malley]

You just, I think you just started a two man cult. So now my next follow up question is obviously do you wear the gear?

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Good. Okay. That I could get behind that because.

[Nora]

Because the beauty of the bike lane, so Canada. The fucking beauty. No, because what's so fucking beauty about it is as long as you're on two wheels, you're welcome. You're welcome. You don't have to have the fit. You don't have to have an electric bike. As long as you're on two wheels, you're welcome in the bike lane. If you're on two feet, get the out the bike, get the out the bike out the bike lane. That's a hill I'll die on. That's something I'm passionate about.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a, a pathway that some people will die on.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

If you don't get the out.

[Nora]

If you don't get the out, I will hit you. And I also, I, I like, I ring the bell. I ring the bell and I, I like, I become, I think I'm so non confrontational, but I put headphones on, it's like Chief Keef 100.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh yeah.

[Nora]

And so I can't actually, I don't actually recognize the other people in front of me as, as humans. And I say stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

What do you. What kind of stuff?

[Nora]

Get the fuck out the bike lane.

[Grace O'Malley]

Get the fuck out the bike lane.

[Nora]

Fucking dick gang.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's so New York. So you're adjusting very well.

[Nora]

Really good. But then I get off, I'm like just myself again. But like it's true. Like a fucking like severance split. Like I get off.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a good way to put it.

[Nora]

I'm back. I'm like, I like straightened out.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm a person again.

[Nora]

Choking out like a man.

[Grace O'Malley]

So will you just bike to get that out of your system or bike to where you need to go? I feel like you're doing like a joyride. You need to get it out like every hour.

[Nora]

It's both. I.

[Grace O'Malley]

Every hour it's time to go nuts.

[Nora]

I need to get that. If I'm like feeling antsy, I'm like, I need to go like harass people on the bike lane.

[Grace O'Malley]

You said as Long as there's two wheels, you're good.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

What about a chopper?

[Nora]

The way you said that was cool. Was cool as.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thanks.

[Nora]

Chopper.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

What about.

[Grace O'Malley]

Some people think it's white trash, but it's fine.

[Nora]

I know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you. Yeah.

[Nora]

Royalty.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, Mr. Bike Gang.

[Nora]

No, if there's. If there. If there's a gas engine involved, get that on the road. Yeah, get on the road. If it's electric, you're allowed in the green paint.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, cool.

[Nora]

If you're not, get the. At the.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, you're environmentalists, even. Yeah, yeah.

[Nora]

Also, when you said chopper, I immediately went to helicopter, and then I went to machine gun, and then I realized you're talking about a motorcycle.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, Rambo.

[Nora]

So it's just like how my brain works. Just choppers.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's good. Yeah, no, I. I see it. Yeah.

[Nora]

I'm from York.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're not too shy of a blade. I'm sure you're doing pretty well.

[Nora]

Shy of shy. Shy to a blade. Oh, a blade. Oh, the. The helicopters.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Maybe not.

[Nora]

No, I'm super shy of a blade. I. Dude, I hate flying.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really?

[Nora]

I don't know if this tmi, like, panic attacks on flights.

[Grace O'Malley]

That would be tmi. Well.

[Nora]

Well, I don't do any. Never done any drugs. Like, too anxious for. For drugs. But then Kapin got prescribed Klonopin for a flight.

[Grace O'Malley]

That one just sounds crazy. I don't know what it does.

[Nora]

Oh, you got.

[Grace O'Malley]

You got, you try this.

[Nora]

Dude.

[Grace O'Malley]

Suddenly I'm so fearful of flights.

[Nora]

I went on a flight last night, got a horrible flight. Like, just, like, thought we were going down. But on the Klonopin, I was like, crash.

[Grace O'Malley]

Big switch up.

[Nora]

So I just.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have some Sully action.

[Nora]

Seriously, I was ready for it.

[Grace O'Malley]

You got to watch yourself on those. On those sleepy pills. Because I heard, like, five detentions have said that. There'll be guys and they'll be waiting. I just saw this on, like, someone's podcast. But there'll be guys waiting to go to the bathroom. They're like, it. I gotta go. They'll zip down and just piss, like, in the aisle.

[Nora]

Oh, no. Just because they're Just stand out.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

See that?

[Grace O'Malley]

And then they wake up from it, and they're like, wait, what did I do?

[Nora]

That's the scary thing. I don't remember my flights anymore. And I was realizing I was like, this is awesome. But then I had that moment.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wall street again.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

Where I was like, what if I'm just, like, putting, like, air, like, flight attendants in the chokehold. Like, I don't know what's happening.

[Grace O'Malley]

Moving right along. Given your background in producing sketches.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

With multiple characters in one conversation that you play yourself, do you think you'll be able to handle a real conversation with just one person without switching personalities? Because I can.

[Nora]

I can't. You can.

[Grace O'Malley]

I can't.

[Nora]

I can't either.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, cool.

[Nora]

I've. I've. Like, I've lied for half of this podcast. This isn't me.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right, cool. Yeah, this is. This is some version you chose to display.

[Nora]

I like that this is all fictitious. No, I find that hard. I find.

[Grace O'Malley]

I know that word. These guys got a good vocabulary. Gotta be that Canadian school system.

[Nora]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I struggle. I struggle talking to people in general.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

I thought you're gonna say women at the end. It's gonna make me laugh. Given, like, your sketch background. Do you have trouble speaking with girls?

[Grace O'Malley]

That would have been way funnier. Yeah. You're hired. That's good stuff.

[Nora]

But, you know, that shit's. That's hard.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

It's hard not to. I find myself. Yeah. Chameleon to whoever I'm talking to.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. It's easier.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

Because why be myself if I can be exactly who they want me to be?

[Grace O'Malley]

Follow up question. You all right?

[Nora]

Just here. Just doing it. Just taking it one day at a time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Respect, man.

[Nora]

Taking it one day at a time. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

For real. We'll get better at that. We're gonna have to co host. Most of this episode has been me just shouting out Canadian things, seeing if it'll hit.

[Nora]

And they have been, by the way.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you. Follow up question. Do you ever get sick of talking about Canada?

[Nora]

Actually, no.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

Because I learned down here, it's like quirky and so I've made it my personality.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like that. And it's amongst others that you'll change and switch depending who you meet.

[Nora]

Yeah. I'll say I'm from anywhere that they want me to be, but it's. I actually need to get away from that because I keep being. There'll be something American that I'm well acquainted with. And I'll be like, what the fuck? Lunch ladies, lunch ladies. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

[Grace O'Malley]

I just did it again. Sorry. I guess I'm just too nice.

[Nora]

Little me. And I just have no real.

[Grace O'Malley]

All of a sudden, you have a flannel on for no reason.

[Nora]

But yeah. No, I actually I With it. I With shadow. True north, strong and free.

[Grace O'Malley]

The.

[Nora]

That mean that's us. What do you mean that's us? That's our. That's. That's. That's the Great White north, baby. True north, strong and free.

[Grace O'Malley]

They should change that. Great White North. That doesn't sound great. I don't know if that's gonna really translate nowadays.

[Nora]

A little proud, boy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, a little bit. Wait, what was the slogan again?

[Nora]

True north, strong and free. That's us. That's Canada.

[Grace O'Malley]

You don't even have a military.

[Nora]

Yeah, we're working on that. You guys have made sure that we're working on that.

[Grace O'Malley]

True. No, you're not even. True. You'd switch up true.

[Nora]

Yeah, we fake it. We are north.

[Grace O'Malley]

You are north. I'll give you that strong and. Yeah, I'll give you free.

[Nora]

Shit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Shit.

[Nora]

We're working on it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Damn.

[Nora]

Home of the. I was gonna say home of the brave. Is that you guys? Yeah, yeah, my bad.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's why you can't take strong. You can't have Home of the brave because of the free.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Oh, not because of you guys.

[Nora]

That goes hard.

[Grace O'Malley]

So, actually, speaking on little slogans here, what's one song lyric you would use to describ yourself?

[Nora]

Someone said I fell off.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I needed that take in mine then. You're not falling off. You're on the up, my man. North, Even and strong and free and all that chess.

[Nora]

Trying to think. Just running through all the Drake lyrics. I know, girl. You said you a lesbian. Girl, me too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you coming out? Yes, I'm coming out.

[Nora]

I would say, let me think of a good Drake one here. There's so many good Drake lyrics.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's just the promo. There's so many good Drake lyrics.

[Nora]

Just immediately, all his pedophilic ones came to mind.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, God.

[Nora]

Not. Not for me. Not for me.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, it's just as of recent.

[Nora]

Yes, of course. Insane lines. By the way, I am a Drake fan. But then it's really hard to defend high school picks. Girl, you were even bad then.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that's tough.

[Nora]

That's a real tough one.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. That's not a beauty.

[Nora]

No, not beauty.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not beauty. That's not a beauty.

[Nora]

Just any Drake lyric. Besides those ones, I'll take as my life motto.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a blue ball answer. So now this next segment is called in the Green Room. This is where we get to know you a little bit more. What was your dream as a kid?

[Nora]

I really want to be an astronaut.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really? Well, now you can.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

If you do well in Hollywood.

[Nora]

That's what I'm going for.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

And it seemed to all Those women were really celebrated. I saw.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Really, it was a big triumph. Everyone really rallied behind them.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Kris Jenner.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And. And Chloe, I don't think. And Oprah.

[Nora]

Don't think any of them were. Oh, they. They championed them.

[Grace O'Malley]

They were champion.

[Nora]

Got you, Got you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. They were front row and center.

[Nora]

Gotcha. Yeah, I think that's. I'm going to try to marry Jeff Bezos and get up. Get on up there.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a good idea.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You could. You could rub his bald.

[Nora]

One more time.

[Grace O'Malley]

You could rub his bald.

[Nora]

I thought that's what you said, but I rub his bald. Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. For good luck.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Before you go up.

[Nora]

Yeah, I feel.

[Grace O'Malley]

Something to get you up.

[Nora]

That video of him and William Shatner after he went up, you know William Shatner? Yeah. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Star Trek.

[Nora]

Yeah, yeah, he went up. Is a really funny. Me just explaining videos. There's a really.

[Grace O'Malley]

Shit.

[Nora]

There's a video of William Shatner he went up to space with. On Bezos's rocket.

[Grace O'Malley]

He did. I feel like that was, like, incredibly. Slept on it.

[Nora]

Well, except for this one clip. This was like a few years ago. And he comes down and William Shatner is trying to have this moment. He's like, Jeff, like, it was like more than you could ever, like, just seeing everything all at once. And Jeff's, like, just not paying attention. And he goes over, he's like, grabs the champagne. He's like, watch these girls go crazy. Just sprays the champagne all over all of the girls that are just like. And just. Shatner's just in the corner, just like, just sad. Watch these girls go fucking nuts for this shit.

[Grace O'Malley]

And that's actually how Bezos met his wife. Yes. Whoever got the sokiest wet T shirt contest, we went to the moon Girl's gone wild in space. Come on now.

[Nora]

Come on, come on, come on. Also, objectively, the worst take from all just hearing women went to space. Imagine they all get their tits soaked up there with champagne.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, they went to space, but three years ago, Bezos blasted them in a different way and their boobs are all.

[Nora]

In zero g. Just objectively the worst.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, listen, I wouldn't mind. I would actually pay to see that.

[Nora]

Oh, yeah, brother.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know why I'm saying this, but I had. And the first thing she said when I sat. When she sat down is, you're gay. And I was like, oh, actually, no. She's like, no, no, you are. And I was like, okay. Moving right along.

[Nora]

That was a thing for me in Middle school, where, like, kids would say that. And that was my first time I ever questioned my. I remember being like. Some kid was like, you're gay. And he meant it like. Like homophobically.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Nora]

But I never quite. And I was like, but you're just.

[Grace O'Malley]

So in touch with your feelings. Like, he was like, you're gay. Derogatory. Yeah. And you were just like, wait, I went home. Pardon?

[Nora]

Am I. And I. I remember, like, I've never said this before, but I, like, looked at. I looked at a picture of a man and was like, no, not gay. Not gay.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm not fucking gay.

[Nora]

Why'd he say that? Went back to school, dude. I'm not.

[Grace O'Malley]

I looked at this and I. I feel nothing.

[Nora]

Naked guy, nothing. Naked girl. My pants are kind of tight.

[Grace O'Malley]

That is how you found porn, I think is probably it. My boy.

[Nora]

I did find porn. I found porn by accident. Where? I had a stuffed animal when I was seven I got for Christmas. It's a little dog. And I loved. I didn't have a dog, but I love dogs. And my favorite.

[Grace O'Malley]

This sad little. This little stuffed animal.

[Nora]

But she was my favorite. Like, I. I loved her ass. And my favorite thing about dogs was that they licked you. I was also seven, so I didn't. I didn't know. Yeah. Called her. Called her licky. And then I was like, oh, licky. Like, Santa gave me to her. Like, she must be famous.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

And so I googled licky and went to Google images as my first time seeing a porn.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, Licky. That's a. That's a big keyword there.

[Nora]

Big keyword.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow, that's too. That's really young.

[Nora]

Really young.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's too bad.

[Nora]

Really young. And. Yeah, ever since we had a.

[Grace O'Malley]

We had a family iPad and one of my sisters typed in boobs with two zeros, thinking it would be incognito. And. Yeah, that was a big family discussion.

[Nora]

Just the first one to ever think, like, they'll never crack this, but, like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Left it up there. Like, they don't know what that means. I'm coding.

[Nora]

B00B. I'm like, the heck could that be?

[Grace O'Malley]

Pardon me. I think I'm smarter than everyone.

[Nora]

Boobs, though.

[Grace O'Malley]

What's that? Sorry, but it's up.

[Nora]

Just shut up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, shut up. Oh, that's actually a great way to segue. I do have a segment of the show where I just let you riddle off shout outs.

[Nora]

That'd be huge.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So anyone you want to shout out? Anything you want to shout out any feature on A woman. You want to shout out. Now's your tab.

[Nora]

Shout out. Moms, shout out. Shout out. Curiosity. Shout out empathy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Couldn't have said it better myself. So what was your dream as a kid?

[Nora]

Got your ass. My dream as a kid was it was astronaut or cartoonist.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I already asked you that. Yeah, well, we were talking about titties. My mind went to a different girl.

[Nora]

Astronaut too. Boobs are jiggling in space.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I was, I found porn early. What do you want?

[Nora]

I also want to be a cartoonist. But then I learned I couldn't really draw.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that's too bad. That's got to be. How many times did you give it a world before? You were like, I shock like a.

[Nora]

Couple like Bart Simpson tutorials. And then I was. And I really wanted to be a businessman.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, just.

[Nora]

Cuz I think I was like, I was like, I'm like a straight white guy. I was like, that's probably what I got to do, I guess.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have a good lemonade stand. And you're like, yeah, this is it.

[Nora]

I was like, I learned about yields, profits.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, margins.

[Nora]

I saw my dad go in like, like, like it wore a tie and I had a briefcase. I was like, that's, I guess that's my future.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's my hero. And I want to be just like my pops.

[Nora]

Need to be like him. Cubicle sign me right the up.

[Grace O'Malley]

That sounds awesome.

[Nora]

And they learned about like dick jokes and was like, oh, I could. I'll make a career out of that.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's good stuff.

[Nora]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I, I, I, I. I'm proud of you.

[Nora]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know if anyone said that recently, but I am. All right, don't get choked up now.

[Nora]

What did you want to do?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, very funny. Thanks for asking. I do have a follow up and I usually don't, but I just found my sister went home this weekend and she found an assignment that I did in my mom's room. And it was. I was eight years old when I wrote it. And I wrote, when I grow up, I want to be a famous actress, singer, and also a good wife and a good mother. Because I always wanted to be a famous actress. I want to be a good wife and mother because I want to be like my mama.

[Nora]

And you were a little Slovakian child.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, yes, yes. I was speaking in code.

[Nora]

Oh, that's so cute.

[Grace O'Malley]

But notice here that these two worlds are separated because you can't have both. And you can't, you can't.

[Nora]

I was gonna say that. That's some Foresight from a child. I'm pregnant.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm pregnant. I'm married and I'm pregnant.

[Nora]

That's such a. That's also. I love that. It was an afterthought. You're like, I guess I'll just have to be these things, I guess.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, I really wanna be an actress, but. But I want to be, like, my mom, too, because she's awesome. I guess this is, like, her mom did that, and the mom before that did that. So I guess we just all do that.

[Nora]

It is funny. Like. Like, I'll talk to, like, my little cousins or something. And, like, pregnancy is, like, something that little girls are, like, aware of and, like, see, Like. Like, yeah. I want to be like, was. I had a niece and she was like, I want to be pregnant.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And you, like, practice being pregnant.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You put a pillow in. You, like, look, I'm pregnant. Probably not. I'm gonna be marri. Do marriage and get pregnancy test.

[Nora]

I think for guys, I think only, like, this past year, I was like, oh, I'll probably, like, get married one day.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Thanks. So. Well, you guys are a little delayed on your frontal lobe.

[Nora]

I. That just. That just last week, really? I felt it kick in.

[Grace O'Malley]

You did? Yeah, I kind of did feel mine kick in.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was like, last time. Well, I was supposed to develop mine last summer, but I was. I was having. I was kind of partying a little bit too much, and I. I did feel myself switch a little bit.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's usually in decision making. Okay, so what was your, like. What was your deciding factor that you're now an adult? Really?

[Nora]

I looked at my bank account. I was like, I probably gotta, like. I probably gotta, like, save some of this for, like, my children. I guess. Like, it was the first time I was like, I probably gotta, like, provide for my, like, my wife one day and.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow.

[Nora]

And so that was the first time.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was like, oh, yeah, Family man without the family.

[Nora]

That's where I was like, I think I'm gonna probably have a family within the next, I don't know, six, seven years.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a good timeline.

[Nora]

Probably gotta. Probably gotta lock in, I guess.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow.

[Nora]

That was. I never had. Really?

[Grace O'Malley]

Where did you realize this? Like, in a coffee shop, being, like, it was looking.

[Nora]

I looked at my credit card bill, and it was just, like, doordash. And I was gonna say some stupid. But I'm pornhub. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was gonna be like, you pay for porn?

[Nora]

No, I'm. No. No porn for this guy.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. Well, you know, if you're going to Florida anytime soon. It's important to know that porn is banned. You have to put your ID in now. Don't ask me how I know that, but I have been to Florida three times in the last three months, and it is a bummer every time.

[Nora]

Wait, it's. You have to put your ID and.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't have one.

[Nora]

You don't have id?

[Grace O'Malley]

I have a passport.

[Nora]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

But that's it. And there's no option for passport. And also, I wasn't going to click it to see if there was, actually, because I'm not. I don't. I don't want my government information on the porn site. I just don't.

[Nora]

We're saying, like, that's essentially. Yeah, that's banning. And if I have to say. If I have to type in my. My legal name to be like, yeah, I'm gonna go watch this, like hentai. Yeah, that's. I would think of all places, Florida, that they would be like, pro. Like, they'd be putting porn in school or something.

[Grace O'Malley]

Dude. I thought they would be like guns ablaze and stand my ground and stand by my porn.

[Nora]

Yeah. But that's crazy. That's good to know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it is. And nobody's talking about it.

[Nora]

Then they. And thank you for raising awareness to that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Of course.

[Nora]

That's terrifying. The last thing I want the government to know is what I look at.

[Grace O'Malley]

Right.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So we did just talk about when you finally kind of felt like an adult.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So I actually asked the live studio audience, which is just everyone at home and, well. And Sunny and their responses I haven't looked at yet. So we'll blindly react.

[Nora]

Okay. Great beauty.

[Grace O'Malley]

So when did you finally feel like an adult? You just said when you looked at your bank account and realized you needed to have a family and I need to save money. Yeah, See, I. I still haven't came to that conclusion. I'm like, well, actually, I. All my dogs eat. So my current. Whoever's around me. Yeah, Whoever's around me right now, we're all gonna eat. And then we might be shopping a little bit later on, but right now we eat good. So, okay, this is the responses when I was able to eat multiple Debbie cakes at a time because I bought them myself. Now, this is. Is a huge. I don't know if you know Debbie cakes, you know, given your cultural differences, but this is basically them just saying they're allowed to buy their own food at the grocery store, and sometimes you can get junk food.

[Nora]

That's huge.

[Grace O'Malley]

It is Huge.

[Nora]

I think my thing was almost the opposite where I re. When I. When I started buying fresh produce because it was usually like, I guess I'll just get some fast food.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

It's cheap. And I was like. When I. When I was an adult once, I was like, I guess I'll buy asparagus for myself.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. That I. I get that too. Because, like, being like, I guess I. I'm in charge of my. My sustenance.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is that a word?

[Nora]

That's huge.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you so much. All right, cool. I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead. Okay. Reading more submissions. When the girl I was babysitting didn't know High School Musical.

[Nora]

Yeah. That's tough. That. The whole Unk shit has been tough. Do you ever get unked or.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm not there yet, but I have my. Some of my friends are older and we're calling them Unk.

[Nora]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Cause they're hitting 30 soon.

[Nora]

That's good. Oh, yeah. Projection's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

That's huge.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

That. There's some kid. I don't talk to kids, like often. I keep bringing a reference in kids that I've.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I know. I know. I've noticed. I've clocked it a few times.

[Nora]

A cousin who didn't know One Direction.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh.

[Nora]

And that's where I was like, wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

I want to go when I go home. I have an 11 year old sister and my plan is when I go home, I'm going to ask her what her favorite things are. What other people like.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And so I don't. I never want to be the one who doesn't know.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

What the kids are doing.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And even saying what the kids are doing, it's aged me.

[Nora]

It's tough.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm unkin.

[Nora]

I feel like we are.

[Grace O'Malley]

And there's nothing worse than being an aunt. I don't want to be my weird aunt.

[Nora]

Be a fun aunt, though.

[Grace O'Malley]

I could be fun. I'm gonna be like a spinster on if I don't lock someone.

[Nora]

Spinsters, a crazy term, by the way. Is it in my mind, I've always thought it's just a woman. Just a single woman.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

It's like 29 plus.

[Grace O'Malley]

I know. And it doesn't. It's never in like a good connotation, you know, it's always like, oh, yeah. She spins around. She's like, okay, let me try to find some good ones. When did you start to feel like an adult? I knew I was an adult the first time I said no to coke. I Was like oh wow. I grew up on accident. It's like it's like your child's play like hey buddy, you want some? Like no, I'm actually good. Wow. Coke.

[Nora]

I guess I hardly know her. I guess I'm going to be okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not anymore.

[Nora]

I think that's okay. I think you'd need to to get through a kid's play. That's when I would pop a Klonopin for that. Yeah, yeah yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think kids talent shows when you're invited and you're a family member when you're no longer a part of being in that community but when you go back as a family member. Emphasis on family member or relation to the child. Talent shows for children. Incredible.

[Nora]

Are they.

[Grace O'Malley]

They're so awesome. It's. It's such mind numbing talentless children just giving it their fucking all. And you're just like wow. We're pausing for the. The ambulance here. But I do think it's actually the police for talking about children's competitions.

[Nora]

Yeah. So you were saying. Sorry. Yeah you were saying something about like you watch like watching children perform.

[Grace O'Malley]

11 year old sister I have gotcha you. That's my o. What's yours?

[Nora]

Love my nieces. Love my nieces. Love my nieces. That's yeah. Seeing like knowing that this is everything to these kids and that this is like this is their. This is everything.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

But also that they just have no hand eye. They don't know what the going on.

[Grace O'Malley]

They don't know a note if it slapped them in the face. Yeah yeah.

[Nora]

And that this is. This is really big to them and that they will be be crying about this at some like this is.

[Grace O'Malley]

This is their super bowl and they're all getting flowers.

[Nora]

Yeah. I can't wait for that. I'm looking. That's a part of parenthood I'm excited for.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did you ever do a talent show?

[Nora]

I did. I what was your talent? I tried to. I was like my. My friends had a band. I didn't know how to play guitar so I took guitar lessons for like a couple weeks and then went and then I got kicked off so I watched the guy who was actually could do it.

[Grace O'Malley]

I did the talent show one time or two times. I once solo the first year I could do it. I signed right up.

[Nora]

What'd you do?

[Grace O'Malley]

I sang La La Land by Demi Lovato.

[Nora]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Lots of notes in there. Couldn't hit them but didn't matter. I thought I was a star and I went up there with a blow up guitar And I got down on my knees at one point and just played it like it was real. And, yeah, I still can't live that down. But there's no video. Nobody knows anything about a video about that.

[Nora]

Videos are tough.

[Grace O'Malley]

I would like to see it. I think enough time has passed.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then me and my friends, we did, like, a dance, but we used the choreography from the cheerleading audition that I didn't make the team, but I still remembered it because I really maybe did see that and be like, oh, just let her on. And so we did that, and everyone did, like, their little flips and stuff. And I did a cartwheel. My parents never let me lift that down. They're like, yo, we loved your cartwheel. I was like, oh, come on, man.

[Nora]

Did you land at the.

[Grace O'Malley]

I landed it, but I shook the whole house down.

[Nora]

Fuck your parents. That's talent. Put yourself out there.

[Grace O'Malley]

Here's the thing. We almost weren't allowed to perform because we were giggling in the back at dress rehearsal. So they pulled us into a room and they said, you guys are being bullies. And we said, no, we're just giggling. We're just having fun. And they said, no, no, no, you're not performing in the talent show. And I said, oh, to fucking hell. I'm not. I have family coming in from Ireland. They are gonna be so disappointed. They're flying out for this. I have no family. No family in Ireland. Just made that up. I dragged my other friend into it. I'm like, she's Murphy. Yeah. She has fucking people from Ireland coming, too. You can't do that to us. We've been working so hard for this.

[Nora]

You're, like, entrance into Hollywood of just diva dumb.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I was literally like, I can't stand for this. Absolutely. You're not cutting me.

[Nora]

Also, I have so many memories from childhood where adults genuinely misunderstood something.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

And then I'm like, still to this day, like you. We were giggling amongst ourselves. I swear to God, I wasn't bullying.

[Grace O'Malley]

Swear to God. Yeah, it was. But I mean. And maybe we were.

[Nora]

Yeah. And that's me.

[Grace O'Malley]

But it was. The talented talent shows is quite good.

[Nora]

It's tough.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's good stuff.

[Nora]

Child performances. We just. Speaking of, like, not letting someone live this down. And he's gonna hate me for saying this. I won't say his name. But my favorite memories are those things where it's. What I'm trying to get at is that we were allowed to do a presentation in grade seven, I think. Whatever. And my buddy chose to do. He Was a Brony. You familiar with Bronies?

[Grace O'Malley]

Can't say I am.

[Nora]

Like, a Bro My Little Pony fan.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Nora]

And this was in grade seven. And he did his whole presentation on being a Brony.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

And, like, how it was really cool and, like, Milo Pony and friendship is magic. And it.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's not wrong.

[Nora]

No, it was grade seven. And you're gonna post up and talk about My Little Pony and how it's, like, actually an adult show. And actually how also because Bronies are notorious for just being men who just sexualize these ponies. And that's like. He went into that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I was being really nice. I don't fuck with that shit.

[Nora]

No, that was like, some creepy shit. And he was just. I think just a victim. He was just a victim of this community. Oh, wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he's on. He's, like, talking to. He's probably talking to older men pretending to be ponies. It's really taken up his world.

[Nora]

And he, like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that was a real presentation.

[Nora]

It's a real presentation. And still to say, I live with him. He lives with me in New York. He's gonna.

[Grace O'Malley]

So you've become a member of yourself.

[Nora]

Yeah, it's just really good friendship, mostly.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And magic.

[Nora]

And magic. And the artwork. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And they have cool tattoos.

[Nora]

Yeah. And the people in Florida can't watch it anymore, but.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

But it's good shit.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's really funny. That's good.

[Nora]

It's really tough. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Anyways, I was allowed to. My senior year, I was allowed to. In my speech class. I was allowed to give a presentation on just about anything. And I chose my teacher, and I found a bunch of stuff about her online, and I just gave this crazy presentation with, like, pictures of her in college.

[Nora]

You just doxed her. That's so fucking fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I didn't use anything, like. Cause she didn't have anything. She's, like, really scrubbed. She was, like, buttoned up. Ms. Walsh. Sorry. And I gave this whole presentation, and she was like, oh, that. That was something great.

[Nora]

And Ms. Walls, her mom divorced her dad after she cheated on him in 2014, and.

[Grace O'Malley]

She almost didn't get this job. She actually. She had an offer in another school district, and here's a salary.

[Nora]

This is the glass window for that. She had a dui, though, so she lost that job. That's fucking insane. That's a tough thing, being a teacher nowadays. Like, all your shit's online. Like, you can just find. Just horrific. Like, if you're. If you're, like, a 25 year old teacher. Yeah. All your shit's online and like, like, like TikTok videos of you or like videos of you drunk. You're just, you're like shit disturber. Grade 10 students. Just holding that up, playing that.

[Grace O'Malley]

They're all private.

[Nora]

Good.

[Grace O'Malley]

And they all use their middle name as their last name on Instagram.

[Nora]

Smart.

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[Grace O'Malley]

Actually, this is the perfect segue. Speaking of a digital footprint, I have a few things I would like a little Explanation on for you. And this is not a gotcha podcast. These might get you. Now, this one. Miley Cyrus has a new photo shoot with boob shots. What happened to Hannah Montana? October 3, 2013.

[Nora]

Is that real? Is that actually real?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Is that. What does. How the fuck did this profile picture look?

[Nora]

Yeah, is this actually real? Because I deleted all of my tweets before 2020. I don't know how this is, but I used to do that little face, so that's actually. I don't know if this is real, but it.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like that you know that it's yours because of that signature weird face.

[Nora]

That's some shit. I'm having, like, an internal panic attack that my old tweets are. That's not me. There's an extra N on that. Oh, are you. Is this. Is this me? There's an extra N on that, Miley. That's some shit, I would say, though.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I mean, and with the face of it all, I didn't.

[Nora]

That is my picture. That is new photo shoot with boob shots. What happened, man? Montana. Yeah, that was probably me having my sexual awakening also. What are. What are boob shots, by the way?

[Grace O'Malley]

And you're 13, right? In 2013, you're 13.

[Nora]

I would be 14 at this point. Yeah, that is. Damn.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Nora]

Sorry, I'm just having a moment now.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, it's okay. I didn't mean to spook you.

[Nora]

No, you. That's. I'm just like, oh, that shit's still out there.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, oh, coming out.

[Nora]

And so what? Just. What else did you guys find out?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, let's find out.

[Nora]

No, but the. That is crazy. Yeah. Shout out Miley Cyrus. That was my. I think that was around, like, her.

[Grace O'Malley]

It can't be tamed.

[Nora]

Yeah, that was Wrecking Ball.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was good. Oh, Wrecking Ball. Yeah, you're right.

[Nora]

I think part of my sexual awakening.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, 100%. And a lot of lesbians, too.

[Nora]

Yeah. Because she went kind of like.

[Grace O'Malley]

She went rogue.

[Nora]

Yeah, she went rogue. I think that was. Yeah, boob shots. Whatever the hell a boob shot is, dude. I was in it. Boob shots also, like, just sounded like a boomer. Okay. What happened to Hannah Montana? I guess she's doing boob shots now.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now here's a picture of you. Jesus Christ.

[Nora]

Dude, how the did you find this?

[Grace O'Malley]

Where did you fall? Is it Nardwal or Narwhal?

[Nora]

I feel like I'm getting Nardoir. Nardoir.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, Nardwar.

[Nora]

Also, I think that's my sister and my brother Next to me and my dad behind.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, we chose to crop them out.

[Nora]

Thank you. Dude, what the. Where? I don't know where I am. That's. Yeah, that's me at, like, 10.

[Grace O'Malley]

You had a good set of champus.

[Nora]

Hey, thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right.

[Nora]

What happened to them?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, still there. Oh, this one. Oh, Springtime. Mean muggin.

[Nora]

Ah. Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now that is a Nelk lover. If I've ever written Nelk lover69 right there.

[Nora]

That was big. That was. I was, like, in my room. Put it on for this. I actually remember this. I remember thinking this was sick as. I remember taking this and being like, the. The husband going to love this. Look at my.

[Grace O'Malley]

What they call the mute. The me. Me.

[Nora]

Yeah, I was mewing. That was mewing back then. That is. Yeah, I took, like. I took, like, probably like an hour doing a bunch of these and then posted this.

[Grace O'Malley]

514 likes in 2015. I know you. I mean, you've grown and grown and grown since then, but that means either 514 people went all the way back or you were really pulling them in like that.

[Nora]

At the end of the day, this had to have been retroactive because I don't think I was, because that's a.

[Grace O'Malley]

Lot of likes for a young child.

[Nora]

Hey, thank you. A young little boy. I was one of my. I just turned 16. I was in my bag, though, then.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, for real bag. Yeah, you. Peace, bro.

[Nora]

That's crazy that you have access to that.

[Grace O'Malley]

November 27, 2015. I don't know. This is something new. My buddy Christian Bender took it at a dance, and I went to discloser on its ass. There you go. Oh, dude, you went disclosure on their ass. That is. Oh, man, that is. I think the word is dope. I think that's dope.

[Nora]

How I kill myself, dude. What is it the also Chris hearing? Hearing you say Christian Bender.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's my boy.

[Nora]

Wild shout out. Hey, Bendy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Shut up.

[Nora]

Shut up, Benny. I live with him in. In university.

[Grace O'Malley]

Kids a beaut.

[Nora]

Kid's a beautician, actually. Yeah, I thought I was hard as hell for this. This was at a dance. I went to a new school.

[Grace O'Malley]

New school. Dripping.

[Nora]

Went to a new school and saw the Disclosure video and was like, the hose.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yo, Bendy, can you. Can you cook something up for me real quick?

[Nora]

I, like, took him to this dance. He was a photo. He was like a sports photographer took that picture, and I was like, let me put that on my face. And I posted that and, like, walked in the school next. I'm like, the girls are Gonna love this. Immediately made fun of new Instagram posts. I mean, it just dropped.

[Grace O'Malley]

You made fun. You got made fun of.

[Nora]

Yeah. What the fuck is that, dude? Hey, man. Did you draw on you? What is this?

[Grace O'Malley]

I thought. I think it's so Tumblr.

[Nora]

Exactly.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think it's cool. I think it's cool.

[Nora]

Didn't. Didn't go over well.

[Grace O'Malley]

Let me see how many more we have. Oh, one more left.

[Nora]

This is really terrifying, by the way.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be in your position at all. So this is July 3rd, 2015. 15. 5. 45. Pee into the sunrise. Hell.

[Nora]

Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. Okay. Actually, this was my buddy and I. My buddies and I, we went. Damn. Shout out, Riley. Shout out, Callum. We there wasn't to do in my hometown. So we thought it'd be really cool to go watch the sunrise, of course, and, like, go there overnight. So we broke into this. This is like a conservative. Like a conservator, like a nature preserve. And we. We went there at 3am we met up and hiked up there.

[Grace O'Malley]

You weren't with each other originally. You met at three in the morning.

[Nora]

Like, I went to bed, set my alarm for three. I showered.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hell, yeah.

[Nora]

Because I wanted my hair to look good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Of course. Because you knew you were gonna be whipping it out and taking pics.

[Nora]

I knew I was gonna be whipping it out, yeah. And then we went and we watched the sunrise and I filmed a. Damn, that shit's gotta be private. But I filmed, like, a YouTube video being like, we watched the city wake up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, gosh.

[Nora]

It was like, real. Like, nothing. Like, this was like, feeling badass for going to go in the field. But, yeah, good piss spots. I love. I still, to this day, my favorite thing to do is go. Go pee in public.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I wish it wasn't. I wish it was a little more acceptable for myself, but you got to.

[Nora]

Get one of those catheters. There's essentially, like, a catheter.

[Grace O'Malley]

I've been using one this whole episode.

[Nora]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

But anywho, this is. I'm so glad we got to go down memory lane.

[Nora]

I really, really.

[Grace O'Malley]

And it's over. You feel like you can finally be at ease.

[Nora]

I gotta truly ask about that. I gotta figure out that Twitter thing because. Yeah, I don't think that's my account, but also that it's exactly some, I would say. And I thought I deleted everything.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

So that's good to know.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. You spent 2020 the right way, just scrubbing.

[Nora]

Yeah, I scrubbed. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. You bought a What?

[Nora]

I bought a service that goes through and deletes everything.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I use that number.

[Nora]

Yeah, that's a good. That was a good year to scrub because I saw. I was like, I just make sure.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, you had plenty of time on your hands. That's what I did. I scrub a dub dub.

[Nora]

Waiting for you to just. Just all slurs or something.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now that's gotta be fake. Okay. And that's the end of the show.

[Nora]

Abruptly.

[Grace O'Malley]

Crazy. Is there anything. Well, of course. Just right back at the camera one last time. Say whatever you want to say.

[Nora]

Thank you for having me on the podcast, Grace.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thanks for having me. What a pleasure, pal.

[Nora]

What a pleasure, pal. It's a fucking. It's a fucking pleasure. We got Sonny. We got the Sonny in the back there.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, Sonny.

[Nora]

Yeah, thanks for having me on. And watch the show. Watch adults. Watch adults on fx. It's going to be on Hulu and Disney plus. And also I learned last night that it's dubbed in like Italian. So. No, yeah, we got dub.

[Grace O'Malley]

I got like, it's Mr. Worldwide over here. I didn't even know it.

[Nora]

Told me it was a 305.

[Grace O'Malley]

And for anyone who speaks American, it's adults.

[Nora]

Oh, did I say adults? Yeah. Adults or which one?

[Grace O'Malley]

You said adults.

[Nora]

Adults.

[Grace O'Malley]

Adults.

[Nora]

Yeah, Adults. Adults. Check that out, please.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hell yeah.

[Nora]

Paul Barker, baby.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thanks for coming on, man.

[Nora]

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[Nora]

Oh, right this way.

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[Nora]

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