Jake Shane and I Almost Got Arrested

Summary

DisGRACEful with Grace O’Malley — “Jake Shane and I Almost Got Arrested”

Date: April 23, 2026
Host: Grace O’Malley
Guest: Jake Shane (comedian, podcaster, musician)
Episode Theme:
In this laugh-packed episode, Grace O’Malley welcomes Jake Shane for a candid, chaotic, and genuinely heartwarming catch-up. Through comedic bits, personal stories, improvised games, and deep dives into the evolution of both their careers, the duo discusses everything from career anxieties, viral moments, and fan interactions to true friendship and the wild world of live touring. Jake also officially auditions for the coveted co-host spot, earning plenty of laughs, confessions, and a few unforgettable improvisational skits.

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1. Main Theme & Purpose

• Grace invites Jake Shane, fellow comedian and multi-hyphenate creative, for a raucous audition to be her “DisGRACEful” co-host.
• They reflect on their personal and professional journeys over the past two years, share industry insights, and explore the realities of comedy, fame, and friendship—all through a distinctly hilarious, self-deprecating lens.

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2. Key Discussion Points & Insights

A. The “Incident”: Bar Fights and Iconic Moments [12:30–15:35]

• The pair recall the last time they saw each other—a bar incident where Grace punched a man for homophobic slurs.
  • Jake: "Everyone talked about it the whole week after... She's a legend." [13:13]
  • Grace: "At least I sat and thought about it. I waited 15 minutes to decide if I wanted to hit him or not." [15:05]
• Setting the energy for the rest of the conversation: honest, shameless, and layered with wit.

B. Reflecting on Past Interviews & Growth [15:46–27:00]

• The duo revisit Jake’s first ever podcast appearance (with Grace) from two years ago and how their lives have evolved:
  • Jake’s acting ambitions, his big break on “Hacks,” and going viral through improv.
  • “It blew my mind to look back... You were so new to everything!” — Grace [16:13]
  • Jake describes the surreal feeling of joining the “Hacks” set, feeling welcomed, and how manifesting actually worked for him.
  • Discussion on repeated audition failures and dealing with rejection.
    • "I thought the acting thing wasn’t gonna happen... then it happened on my favorite show." — Jake [19:33]
• Memories of awkward first celebrity encounters turning into genuine connections.
  • “First I freaked Maggie Rogers out, now she knows me!” — Jake [22:50]
  • “I yelled at Whitney Cummings... now we’re best friends. How everything changes…” — Grace [23:27]

C. Touring, Travel, and Eating Fajitas [27:00–31:30]

• How Jake approaches touring: prioritizing food, exploring cities, club memberships for fajitas (“You have to be a member?!”).
• Love for Chicago, Dallas (for Tex-Mex), Boston (for seafood and vibes), and the struggles of traveling as a performer.
  • "Dallas was one of my favorite cities. I went to... No, the food was unbelievable." — Jake [29:00]
  • "Someone tried to tell me Boston doesn’t have any culture. It’s literally seafood!" — Grace [31:15]

D. Co-Host Audition: Rapid-Fire Questions and Therapist Bits [31:25–40:57]

• Grace puts Jake through a comedic “audition,” asking about his hypothetical contributions as a TV critic and therapist.
  • “You can’t call people crazy. That’s how reality TV used to cast!” — Jake [32:20]
• Joke about “grippy socks” (mental hospital chic) and sharing their mental health spirals and anxieties.
• The surreal full-circle moment: Jake once “sneaked” episodes of Jersey Shore, now has a song with Snooki.

E. Manifesting & Managing Anxiety [37:14–39:00]

• Both discuss anxiety around their successes and public perception.
  • "Once you don’t care what other people think... that’s what keeps people successful, really." — Grace [38:29]
  • Pink Pantheress’s advice: “She can look in the mirror and actively ignore those thoughts.” — Jake [38:01]
• The importance of pushing past the “monster in your head.”

F. Podcasting, Creative Segments & Advice [40:57–52:42]

• Conversation on booking guests, discovering genuine connections (“Disco Lines was just a vibe”).
• Jake offers advice to Grace about finding your show’s identity and focusing on making just one person feel seen (Mel Robbins’ advice).
  • “You should feel like you’re talking to one person.” — Jake via Mel Robbins [52:39]
• On creative processes: being nervous before big guests, imposter syndrome, and their evolving comfort at the mic.

G. Music and Comedy Crossovers [64:51–69:41]

• Jake talks about writing “genre-fluid” comedic songs and his unreleased Christmas hit, “Santa Can You Pay for Me (I Forgot My Card)?”
• How music creation is both incredibly hard and sometimes god-like when inspiration hits ("I am a god—what did I just do?!") — Jake [67:21]
• Collaborations and inspiration: from TikTok poems to full studio sessions.

H. Fan Interactions, Parasocial Relationships, and Mukbangs [72:26–74:43]

• Jake describes meaningful and endearing fan encounters (e.g., a fan who calmed wedding nerves with one of his videos).
• On friendships with fans, baristas, and even random airport acquaintances turning into real connections.
  • "Sometimes, they turn into friends. My barista Taylor is now my friend." — Jake [73:21]

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3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "At least I sat and thought about it... I waited 15 minutes to decide if I wanted to hit him." — Grace [15:05]
• "Everyone talked about it the whole week after. She's a legend." — Jake [13:13]
• “I was so scared to step on the ‘Hacks’ set... but everyone was so welcoming. I get why this show is so successful.” — Jake [17:21]
• “Once you don't care what other people think—that’s the gift, that’s the secret.” — Grace [38:29]
• "The monster in your head—he’s out of his fucking mind." — Jake [38:34]
• “I could do a good Lisa Barlow impression — ‘Wait... Baby Gorgeous... what Meredith?’” — Jake [40:31]
• Grace’s advice for aspiring comedians who bomb: “You find the smallest little thing that you kind of enjoyed—the worst feeling ever.” [62:18]
• “Manifestation is real—I guess I’m just gonna manifest it. And I did.” — Jake [19:29]
• “I go crazy for white rice.” — Jake, reading his Hinge profile [101:02]

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4. Timestamps for Important Segments

• Bar “Incident” & Last Time Together: 12:30–15:35
• Career Growth & First Podcast Memories: 15:46–27:00
• Touring Food Stories & City Rants: 27:00–31:30
• Co-Host Audition Q&A: 31:25–40:57
• Anxiety Spirals & Advice: 37:14–39:00
• Podcasting Segment & Comfort with the Mic: 40:57–52:42
• Music Creation & New Projects: 64:51–69:41
• Fan Stories & Mukbang Bit: 72:26–74:43
• Comedy Improv Segment (Who Smokes Weed? & Jack and Rose, Titanic): 87:43–90:58

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5. Games, Bits & Special Segments

Rapid-Fire & Audition Bits [31:25–40:57]

• “Who’s more emotionally stable, you or me?” (Grace’s “grippy socks” hospital joke)
• “What’s your most recent spiral?” — turns into rants about “Conclave,” anxieties, and coping mechanisms
• “Call-Out Shout-Outs” — Jake gives love to friends, family, and even Lorde and Louise [43:29–44:14]

Impressions & Role Play [40:14–41:04]

• Jake’s Lisa Barlow and Meredith Marks impressions.

Who’s More Disgraceful?: The Lying Game [81:20–87:19]

• Jake confesses to buying $700 flip flops; Grace reveals she once plucked out her eyelashes as a kid; both play with truth and fiction in storytelling.

Comedy Skit Challenges [87:43–91:51]

• “Reconnect with a hookup after the Titanic” (Jack & Rose roleplay)
• “Two coworkers finding out if the other smokes weed—but they both do.”

Pussy PSA & Mukbang [69:41–74:43]

• Jake reviews a grilled octopus dish (complete with tentacle ranking), launching into full “Pussy PSA” mode—cheeky callback to his viral content.

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6. Pop Culture Rapid-Fire [74:43–79:55]

• Best Real Housewives franchise? (Jake: “Salt Lake City”)
• Most stylish celebrity? (Jake: “Emma Chamberlain, Mikey Madison, Timothée Chalamet, Alex Earle”) [77:22]
• Who’s the best female rapper? “Always Nicki Minaj. No one will ever top her.” — Jake [78:22]
• Canceled show he’d bring back: “Always, always The Society. How could I not? We were left on the worst cliffhanger ever.” [79:52]

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7. Vulnerability, Friendship, and Support

• They discuss the vulnerability of performance; mutual anxiety; the relief and joy of feeling truly seen by friends and fans alike.
• “When I started the podcast, I was unsure—but once you get that one interview that fires you up, you want to keep going.” — Jake [51:39]

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8. End-of-Show Routine

• Jake shares his Hinge prompts in real-time: “I go crazy for white rice. My most irrational fear is refrigerators. Typical Sunday is Sunday, yeah, of course.” [101:02]
• Walk-off songs: Jake uses “The Archer” by Taylor Swift; Grace uses “Party All The Time”—Eddie Murphy x Dark Ski mix. [101:45]
• Jake plugs his live tour (passthatpuss.com) and his podcast, “Therapists.” [102:08]

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9. Overall Tone

The episode is unashamedly honest, hyperactive, self-referential, and full of both emotional depth and mile-a-minute jokes. Grace and Jake lean into their anxieties and wildest moments, making both comedy pros and listeners feel like part of the inner circle.

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For New Listeners: Why Check Out This Episode?

• Get a true behind-the-scenes glimpse of what it means to be a touring comic with a rapidly changing career
• Hear candid, non-polished accounts of the emotional and absurd realities of viral fame
• Delight in the natural chemistry, inside jokes, and “disgracefully” vulnerable advice from two of comedy’s most relatable voices

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Standout Quote:

“You should feel like you’re talking to one person... that’s the best way to podcast.”
— Jake Shane, channeling Mel Robbins’ podcasting advice [52:40]

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Listen if you love:

• Comedy podcasts where deep talk meets dumb bits
• Unfiltered stories about growing up (and up, and up)
• Inside-baseball for TikTokers, comedians, and music nerds alike

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Next Up:
Will Jake Shane get the coveted co-host gig? Tune in for more DisGRACEful auditions, and stream Jake’s latest projects through passthatpuss.com and the Therapists podcast!

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then so Friday night I went a little too crazy. Which meant Saturday I stayed in. I was good. I knew my bounds, I knew my limits. But I didn't limit myself the way I should have in the sense of ordering food. And I ordered so much food that I think I need to find a nutritionist. I think I have a problem. I ordered cake, an actual cake, not just a slice of cake. I Ordered a whole fucking cake. What was I celebrating? I don't know. Being a piece of shit, a degenerate gambler, a drunk. That's what I was celebrating. No, you can't. You can't just have cake cause you feel like it. You can't order a whole cake because your tummy craves it, okay? And so now I've realized I've got myself a little bit of a binge problem if I'll be so frank. So, yeah, if you're a nutritionist, please hit me up. Then on Sunday, me and my friends, we went to Red Hook for our semiannual Brooklyn Fest. Crab fest, Spring fest, Eggstravaganza. We had my birthday at Brooklyn Crab back in October. And October is not the time to be there. It was desolate. It was like Manchester by the Sea kind of vibes. Nobody was there. It was sad, it was eerie. And now that it was Memorial Day weekend, I was like, oh, this is. This is what it's supposed to be. So I think with the semiannual of it all, we get the good and the bad. And that's just. Overall, I really. If you ever come to New York, I know it's like not like on the top of people's lists to go to Red Hook, but if you've done everything you have so far, I suggest going to Red Hook. It's a really fun day. It's kind of a pain in the ass to get over there, but you go Brooklyn Crab, then there's a brewery. And if you're looking for other things to do besides drink and eat, I'm not your gal. So had a lot of fun. And then the next day. Oh, yesterday. Yesterday was the American Music Awards. And I ran into my neighbor when I was leaving today, and she said she wanted to come on and give her two cents about the American Music Awards. And I just need to preface that she is an old timer New York elitist piece of shit. And so take everything she says with a grain of salt. So without further ado, I'd like to introduce to you my New York elitist piece of shit neighbor. I guess I came in dripping. That's what Cardi B would have said. But where the hell was she this year? And also, Grace, where were you? There were so many influencers there, I could have sworn it was the Ask Me Anything awards. Well, and since you asked, I'm gonna say what everyone's too cowardly to say online. The award show took place at the Fontainebleau in Las Vegas. But the only thing that was blue was my husband's balls while watching the show. But me, I was jazzed. I liked the show ama more like, am I gay? I don't know. After watching Renee Rapp's performance, all I could think of was, I need to wrap things up with my husband, Terrence. But then I remembered how JLO kicked off that awards show. And I was reminded how people act during a breakup. Damn shame. I mean, imagine taking a gig to fix your whole image and getting visibly upset when people woo and cheer while you're introducing the next artist. She might be from the block, but I think she might be working it soon. What? And who was she introducing? Janet Jackson, good friend of mine. We used to party back in the day. But I will say, Janet, she used to be a lot more fun. She didn't even do her hit classic last night, the Nip Slip. They had Zac Efron's little baby brother backstage getting absolutely wasted last night promoting some drink called on the Rocks. Well, you know what else is on the rocks? My marriage. Call me Dylan. I'll keep this one short. Dan and Jay won best country Duo. Now, real quick, I just want to ask the public, who is Gwen Stefani's plastic surgeon? Oh, I can't say that. Well, she shouldn't have had harajuku girls back in the day. But I'm not saying anything. Oh, and we got a real treat last night. I'm getting all hot and bothered thinking about it. Rod Stewart. Sir Rod Stewart was performing last night. And let me just say, his taste in women hasn't changed since the 70s. He likes them blonde, he likes them beautiful, he likes them talented. Which is why he had three Nikki Glazers doo opping behind him. And for the grand finale, America, you picked a winner. You decided who the artist of the year was. And there were ten artists to choose. Choose from. And I need to read them off because I simply can't remember their names. We had Ariana Grande, Chapel Roan, Kendrick Lamar Morgan, God's Country, Wallen Post Malone, Sabrina Carpenter, sza, Taylor Swift, and bleep. This name, if you're unfamiliar with that fella, it's. It's this one. You'll be married in a year in the suburb, convincing yourself you're living the American dream. And the winner was Billie eilish, who, like 90% of the winners, sent in a thank you video that resembled a ransom plea. I had fun, but like always, I was drunk. Now, before I go, I must say there were some hotties in the audience last night. Including but not limited to Fibula and Jake Shane. And Grace. We have Jake Shane on the episode today, correct? Yes, of course. All right, you heard it here first. Enjoy the show.

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Coming at you live from a shady Manhattan studio. It's disgraceful. Featuring your gracious ginger host.

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Hey, watch yourself. Only I can say that.

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Okay, boss, whatever you say. You pay my bills. Give it up for Grace o'. Malley.

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I am super jazzed, super excited, super stoked to have my friend. Hilarious, Amazing. Can do no wrong. Jake Shane in the building today.

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Thanks so much for having me. I'm so excited. I missed you so much.

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I miss you so much. Oh, my God. We just did a warm embrace. Hug. It's been far too long.

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How. No way. It's been since.

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Since the incident.

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Okay, there was no incident. Oh, wait. I kissed your mom on your mouth.

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Oh. Oh, yes. Okay, so I'm thinking about when I almost got arrested. Oh, my God. That is the last time I saw you. That's the last time? Yeah.

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That is the last time I saw you.

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I was like, oh, my God. I feel like. And I haven't seen Alex either. And I'm like, I think maybe I might have done something that I can't remember.

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No, that was iconic. That was actually like, I. Everyone in the bar every Was like. Everyone was like, no, everyone talked about it the entire week after. Everyone was like, she's a legend, dude. Because it was so, so iconic. Like, all of a sudden, we're. Alex and I are just sitting there. All of a sudden, boom. And I'm like, oh, my God. Like, off we go.

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Yep. I, I. So what. What it was was, for those of you who are unfamiliar, I. We were all wearing your merch in the bar.

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Yeah. After a People's Choice Awards.

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People's Choice Awards. Yes, of course. Because of course I was there. So we went to People's Choice, and then we went out after we went to. Well, first we went to the after party, after party, and it was a bunch of Real Housewives giving us dirty looks.

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How I remember it, you don't have that in the wrong section. We sat in a section that was meant for, like, someone else, and then we were all like, what was like, you need to leave.

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Like, oh, these fudgeing tiktokers think they're hot shit. I was like, I actually just shit myself. So I am. I am neither here nor there.

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So then we went to my house, and then we drank at my house a lot.

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And you had a bulk order of your new merch. It was like, boxes and boxes.

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And I was like, do you guys want. And then I put it on everyone. And then we went to Jameson's.

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Jameson's? Is that what it's called? I can never remember.

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It was Jameson.

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Jameson.

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And we got peanut butter shots, which are delicious.

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I don't.

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Amazing.

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I think I'm barred from that establishment. I don't think I'm allowed back in.

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I think you'd be allowed if you tried.

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Those were delicious. I would love to go back someday if I could. We'll go back, but we order these shots, and then we're. We're all wearing our merch. We're having a blast.

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We're having, like, it was really fun.

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Good old time. And then some kid walks in and called us all a slur for wearing these sweatshirts. It's the one that starts with F and ends with T and not fat.

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Call us faggots.

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Yes. Thank you. I can't.

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I don't remember that. Apparently she did, because I was just, like, so in my own world. But then Grace was like, okay. And all of a sudden, she swung.

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Well, actually, I waited, like, 15 minutes to decide if I wanted to hit him or not.

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Right.

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And that's the weird part. Like, it had already happened. It was. Already went by, and I had already had some choice words with him. And I sat down and I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna do it. And I. I really. You know what? At least I sat and I thought about it.

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No, you. You know, you. You didn't. It didn't just, like, happen immediately.

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So. Yeah, last time I saw you, I. I punched a guy in the head.

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I cannot believe that was the last time I saw you.

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I know.

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I guess that wasn't as long ago as I think it is. It was like, a little over a year ago.

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A little over. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's so crazy.

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Yeah, I think.

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I think that's a good segue for my first segment here.

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Oh, okay.

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We haven't seen each other in, like, over a year and a half, but when we first met, it was two years ago, and you did your first podcast with us.

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You were my first podcast.

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Yes.

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Yes. And you made me laugh so hard.

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Oh, my God. Thank you so much. And right back at you.

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You said something really funny about Six Flags.

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Did I? Yeah.

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You said something really fucking funny about Six Flags.

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Thank you. I don't even remember my best work since then. There's been. You've. You have just been crushing it, killing it. And you were so new to Everything. And I think it's really funny to look back at that interview and think about the. The topics we were discussing.

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What were we talking about?

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Well, I'd like to conduct like a. Like a. Let's just steal Billie Eilish's Vanity Fair thing.

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Okay, I like that.

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Where I like that we talk about what we talked about then and see how things have changed.

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I'm obsessed.

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Thank you so much. And yeah, I stole it, but I think it's perfect.

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No, it's amazing. And I'm already having the best time.

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So the first topic we talked about on the podcast was that we asked you a brutal question of what's your long term goal?

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And what did I say?

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And you said, one, I'm not really sure. But two, the only reason that I, like, kind of blew up in the span of a week is for my improv acting skits. So I'm definitely, like, wanting to pursue acting. And here I am watching my favorite show, and there you are, my favorite show two years later.

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Oh, like, that's really sweet. Yeah, that's still my goal. That's still my goal is so that's.

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Dude, it blew my mind to look back at this from two years ago and be like, dude, it was literally just my favorite show. I was so like, dude, how was that? How.

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Like, actually, I was so scared. I, like, I walked on to set and I was, like, so terrified. I literally didn't know what to expect. I never been on a show or anything before. And everyone, like, from down to like, the boom operator, from Paul, Lucia and Jen to like, Meg to Hannah to Jean was so welcoming. Like, they, like, I sat on a chair, like, like, I thought like, one

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of those, like, actor chairs.

[B]

Yeah. Like, they had, like, they have like a waiting room. So you film a scene and then you go back to the waiting room because they have to reset it because they have to film it from, like, three different angles. And so I would assume that, like, because, like, I'm a guest star, like, my chair would be, like, separate or like, with other. Like, I just assumed, like, Gene and Hannah would be, like, on their own. And, like, it was me, and it was a scene with me, Jean and Hannah, and it was the room. It was just me, Jean, Hannah, all sitting in one room. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, I immediately felt so welcomed and everyone was so lovely and so nice, and it was like, actually the best experience ever. I can see it was one of those experiences where you're like, oh, I see why this show is as Successful as it is because the environment is so good when creating it.

[A]

The opposite of the environment they portray on the show.

[B]

Exactly. Exactly. Yes.

[A]

That's so funny.

[B]

It is really funny seeing, like, Gene and Hannah be so, like, lovey to each other, like, off camera, because, like, on camera, they, like, hate each other.

[A]

The chemistry is there 1000.

[B]

I know, I know.

[A]

So good.

[B]

They really are, like, such close friends. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. It's so wild. So did you have to audition for that?

[B]

Yeah, I auditioned for this one role. I didn't get it. And then on the same show. Yeah. On Hacks, it was like. I forget it was a. It was a role for something else. And. And then this other role just kind of came about. I remember. I think I posted a lot of skits that weekend.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I remember being like, oh, I'm so sad. But, like, I'm just gonna post a bunch of skits and I think the skits might have made it to them. And then they, like, thought of me for this other role and, like, that's how that role came about.

[A]

Oh, that's fudgeing. Awesome.

[B]

And it was cool because, like, I literally.

[A]

What you said two years ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Making the skits and making it happen. Yeah. And after, when you finish that sentence, you're like, I don't know. I guess I'm just going to manifest it. Yeah. And you did.

[B]

I did.

[A]

That's fucking adorably fudgeing. Amazing. Oh, my God.

[B]

It's crazy because I felt super like. Like, I would say a year in, like, I kind of thought, like, the acting thing wasn't gonna happen because after you hear no so many times, you're like, okay, well, obviously it's not happening. And then for it to happen on, like, my favorite show was, like, really cool.

[A]

Well, I just had Hannah Burner on and she was like, I auditioned for all these things all the time, but in my mind, I'm getting it. So she just. She just puts it in her head and she's like, no, no, but I didn't get that one, but I'm getting the next one. So she just has, like, great, like. Like confidence when it comes to that. I was like, that's a great way to look at it, because when I

[B]

don't get something, I'm like, I get really up. I get. Well, no, most of the time. Most of the time you don't hear back. So most of the time, like, you don't even hear a no. You just hear nothing. You just, like, see it announced on paper and you're like, oh, I didn't get it. Yeah, but that's always tough.

[A]

And it's like, oh, that's that.

[B]

Damn it.

[A]

That was supposed to be that thing

[B]

that I really wanted.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it just, like, sucks reading it. And you're like, oh, okay.

[A]

So happy for them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I love Deadline articles.

[B]

Oh, my God. I know. But I found out I got hacks on the last day of this, like, commercial I was doing, and that was the best moment of my life.

[A]

Oh, my God. How did I forget? You were in a Super bowl commercial.

[B]

Oh, it wasn't for that one, but it was for Walmart. I wasn't a Super bowl commercial. Yes, I was in a Super bowl commercial.

[A]

So fucking crazy.

[B]

Crazy. How is that amazing? I didn't know it was going to be a Super bowl commercial at the time. Oh.

[A]

So it's just like, an extra coffee.

[B]

Was shooting these commercials, and then all of a sudden it was like, okay, and now it's going to be a Super bowl commercial.

[A]

That's so crazy.

[B]

So, like, I didn't feel the pressure while doing it. I mean, I felt pressure, but, like, I think if I knew it was going to be a Super bowl commercial, I would have been a lot more scared.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm like, almost happy. I didn't know at the time, but that was cool. That's when I got texts from, like, my parents being, like, our friends texted us, which I never got.

[A]

So that's another thing you were talking about was how your parents were handling your newfound success, like, telling them. And your dad had a call with your manager, and he was like, oh, I guess this is like a real thing.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And then your mom had said, if you ever make money doing this, don't go crazy and spend it. Now, my question here is how mad is your mom right now?

[B]

Okay. So I would actually like to say I'm pretty fruit. I'm. I'm. You know what? Like, I get a lot of money anxiety. Cause, like, I grew up, like, I remember, like, the recession in 2008. So, like, I get, like. I, like, think about, like, my parents arguing over money. So, like, it's always in the back of my head. My mom has helped me put a lot of my money aside.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Cause she's a financial advisor. Yeah.

[B]

Or she, like, writes about finance. So, like, she, like, I trust.

[A]

She puts a lot financial literature.

[B]

Yeah. Well, not that I know any of anything about that, but she helps me put a lot of it aside. Side. I would say she gets really angry. Yeah. She Gets really angry.

[A]

You also didn't have a credit card at the time.

[B]

I have a credit card. You got a credit card? I have a credit card now.

[A]

That's so. Oh. And then the other thing we were talking about was how you were just, like, kind of coming into the scene and you got to start meeting, like, all these celebrities, and you talked about your. Your run in with Maggie Rogers at a Vanity Fair party.

[B]

Oh, my God. You know, I saw her again in an elevator when I was on tour,

[A]

and was it any less awkward?

[B]

Yes. She was so lovely. And she said she was, like, a fan.

[A]

Oh, my. See, that's so crazy.

[B]

She was like, I know you. And I was like, oh, my God. What? Which is so different than the first one, the turn of events, because I was, like, running up to her as a fan of the first one, and then the second one, it felt. She was like, wait, I know you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was like, oh, my God. You do.

[A]

That's so crazy.

[B]

And I was in. It was my Chicago show. I was in Chicago.

[A]

No shit. So it's funny because you were talking about how you ran into Maggie Rogers. We actually asked you who's the biggest celebrity you've met so far? And you said, like, Charli d', Amelio, which is funny. And then I was. Was like. And then I was talking about how I had just run. Ran into Whitney Cummings, and she was in the office, and I was like, I think I blew it. I don't know if I'll ever see her again.

[B]

Oh, my God. I do remember you saying that. And then you opened for her.

[A]

Yeah. And then we're, like, crazy. We're, like best friends. That is so crazy.

[B]

So crazy. I remember you saying that.

[A]

I was like, yeah, dude, I don't know. I blew it. She was, like, eating a salad. I yelled at her face. And you're like, no, it's fine. I, like, freaked Maggie Rogers out.

[B]

Yeah, I did. I literally did.

[A]

It's just so funny how things have changed in, like, just only two years.

[B]

And all the stuff we create in

[A]

our own heads, it's so wild. Yeah. Yeah. It's like we're, like, running around, like, little anxious messes, but it's really not like that.

[B]

I know, but it's almost like I don't know how to operate through life any other way.

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

I think whatever.

[A]

I. That's kind of what I do with, like, if I don't. If I'm not, like, friends with someone, like I am with you.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And they come on the show, I'd be. I am nervous. And I just tell on myself, like, I am nervous.

[B]

Me as well. And I think it's, like. It's, like. Because maybe they're nervous, too, and, like, they don't want to tell you. But I get. I still get so nervous every time a guest comes on that I'm not, like, close with.

[A]

Who were you most excited to interview?

[B]

Most excited. I was really excited to interview Ed Sheeran, and it was, like, a treacherous journey to get there. Like, it was like. Like, we took, like, two flights and then, like, landed in. We took a flight from France to Amsterdam to Boston on the same day. Got off in Boston. I, like, went to the bathroom of his hotel, like, wiped my body down with, like, wipes, because I, like, they had no, like, showers. Like, put on deodorant, like, wash my face, did the interview, and then got on another flight home.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

But I was like, it's. I need. It's Ed Sheeran.

[A]

You have to.

[B]

And I was also really, really excited to do Role Model the second time, because I knew the first time was so funny.

[A]

The way you conduct your interviews is so awesome. And, like, you're just like, a pal. It's literally what you say in your song. It's just like. It's as if you're watching two friends hanging out.

[B]

Well, that's how I feel with you right now.

[A]

That's. That's good. That's huge, because I. I don't know why. I'm actually kind of nervous.

[B]

Wait, do you want to. Can I hit your vape?

[A]

Yes, of course.

[B]

Maybe that'll make us feel better.

[A]

Better.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It'll be really good and take some mind off things.

[B]

And, like, I saw that it was pink, and I got so excited.

[A]

Yeah, it's Love story. That's how I show love.

[B]

I love it. I do feel love from you right now.

[A]

We feel love in this. In this. Applebee's. What is the saying? I don't know.

[B]

I don't think it's that.

[A]

Is it that I feel God, in these. This.

[B]

I still have never been to Chili's.

[A]

People go crazy about their mozzarella sticks.

[B]

I've heard the pull the Nashville. Yeah. I'll take you to get the best mozzarella sticks in la.

[A]

Where's this?

[B]

Beverly Glendelli.

[A]

Oh, that sounds fantastic.

[B]

It's not actually. It's not like a. Yeah, it's good.

[A]

It's great.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's so funny because when after we did the episode two years ago, you were like, I think I'm gonna start a podcast. And then you told us the idea, and it is fantastic.

[B]

Was that the same idea?

[A]

It was. Yeah, it was. Or maybe it was the second time we hung out.

[B]

Definitely the second.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Because you were. You were. You were real new in on the first time.

[B]

Yeah. Well, I was so nervous. Do you remember how nervous I was? I was, like, sitting down, like, shaking.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're like, look, I'm shaking because I didn't know. I think at the time I thought everything I was going to say was going to have, like, some sort of, like, pushback and, like, everyone was going to yell at me about stuff.

[A]

And it was like, your first time, like, opening up about your personal life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'd say.

[B]

I never. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You didn't have an outlet before.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It was just. It was. The way you were doing Tick Tocks was much different than you do now.

[B]

Yeah. You know, crazy.

[A]

So wild. It's so crazy. And tour's been great.

[B]

Tour's been amazing.

[A]

That's so awesome. So you're on a break right now?

[B]

I'm on a break. I start again May 16th.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And then I end in July, but I have a break in June as well.

[A]

That's huge. You need a break.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You need, like, a little bit of a. Especially in the summertime.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I mean, I've never toured in the summertime and I hate the heat, so I'm a little scared.

[A]

People, I guess people don't really. Unless you're like, musicians will tour in the summer, but other than that, nobody really wants to go to a theater in the summertime.

[B]

That would make sense. Align with my beliefs as well. Yeah.

[A]

So when you're touring, how do you, like. I try to see a little bit of the city when I'm there, but it's hard.

[B]

It's hard.

[A]

Especially because you're on a tour bus.

[B]

Well, it depends, like, how I wake up. Like, sometimes I wake up really early and then, like, I'll, like, walk with, like, Louise to get a coffee because she, like, always, like, gets a coffee at, like. Like some, like, local coffee spot. Like, they always, like, try to find one. What I always try to do is go out to eat after the show, but it's hard because a lot of places aren't open at, like, 10pm on a Wednesday. But sometimes we'll get really lucky and so. But I always try to. And I'll usually do, like, a walk around the venue, but, like, when I was in Indiana, it was nice because we were on campus. So I got to walk around the campus.

[A]

Oh, hell yeah.

[B]

And that was fun. We got to buy merch. And then, like, when I was. When I'm in, like, Chicago, like, Chicago rocks. Chicago.

[A]

I love. The people of Chicago are absolutely God's gift.

[B]

Yeah, it was. It was amazing. And then if I'm there, like, a day before, too, then I really, like, explore the city.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And so, like, do you plan anything or you just, like. Like willy nilly?

[B]

I just, like, kind of willy nilly.

[A]

It's.

[B]

But the one thing I do plan is, like, I'll look up, like, restaurants. That's like the one thing. Everything else, I'm just kind of like,

[A]

when I see a restaurant, I had like a. Had a club. A club membership or something.

[B]

Oh, my God. It was. It was Toca Madera. It was. We went to Toko Madera and I saw this other table get fajitas and I was like, oh, you know, fajitas actually sound lovely.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I asked for fajitas.

[A]

That's always the case with fajitas, though. You see them go out.

[B]

Yeah. You're like. And they were sizzling. And I had just had amazing fajitas in Dallas. Actually, Dallas was one of my favorite cities. I went to. No, the food was unbelievable.

[A]

You get bbq?

[B]

No, I just got Mexican.

[A]

Oh, hell yeah.

[B]

Tex Mex. Yeah, it was unbelievable. But then we want to be like, fajitas. Yeah, same.

[A]

Like, everyone wants me when they see me go by, right? Yeah.

[B]

And then, like, thinks about you after you're gone. But, like, I saw them and I was like, can I? And they were like, you have to be a member of, like, this. Of, like, Toca Madera. And I was like, it's the craziest

[A]

shit I've ever heard.

[B]

And then so I. I basically. I didn't throw. I was just like, you threw a diva fit. I was just like. I was just like, what do you mean? And then I was just like. I was. Honestly, we were laughing about it and then, like, I made a TikTok. And then they ran up to me and were like, you can have the fajitas. Like, calm down.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, all is good. But I wasn't like. I was just like, oh, my God, no way.

[A]

Like.

[B]

And then I walked by the table that got the fajitas and I was like, do you know, like, so you guys are members? And they were like, what? And I was like, oh, sorry. And then I ran away.

[A]

Of all time. Is that they told you you had to be a Member, right?

[B]

And I was like, do. You're not members? Do you remember that? You were so embarrassed. Louise was so embarrassed.

[A]

Well, that is like the. I feel like I would go like Boston crazy on that. I'm like, what the fuck you mean? I can't have the fucking Vitas.

[B]

They have a membership. What do you mean, a membership? It was like, joking. Like, I wasn't like, throwing a fit. I was just like, no way.

[A]

No way. No way. I'm saying no way. Yeah, like, we handle. It would be a little different.

[B]

That reminds me of when my grandparents, they have this, like, infamous story when they went to the. So random. They, like, went to go get, like, all you can eat lobster.

[A]

Oh, that's.

[B]

And then the lobster ran out and, like, the guy they were with, like, literally threw a fit, and there was like an actual uprising at this all you can eat lobster restaurant. It's like my grandpa's favorite story to tell.

[A]

Dude, that's what he's like.

[B]

There was no lobster. She was like, everyone showed up all

[A]

you could eat lobster. Yeah, that is. That's a. That's actually a horror story where I come from.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No more lobster. Yeah, put lobster.

[B]

From Boston, right?

[A]

Yeah, from Boston. Yeah.

[B]

I love Boston. I'm going there in a few weeks.

[A]

Oh, no way. Where are you playing?

[B]

I'm not playing. I'm just going for a little vacation. Oh, yeah, I think just Boston.

[A]

Boston, Boston.

[B]

We had this. I had this amazing. What was that restaurant we went to, Louise? It was after Ed Sheeran. I don't know. All the food in Boston is amazing.

[A]

It rocks. It really does.

[B]

Seafood is amazing.

[A]

Seafood's amazing. Somebody tried to tell me the other day that Boston doesn't have any. Any kind of food or culture.

[B]

What?

[A]

I was like, it's. It's seafood.

[B]

Boston's like, known for their culture.

[A]

Like, known. Well, it's tough. Some. Some of it's not all that great. The culture of it all. But, you know, I'm gonna move on to a question. How about that?

[B]

How's that sound? Sounds good.

[A]

Jake, you might have heard that I'm looking for a new co host. Oh, you are? Yeah. So I have each guest come on and I ask them a series of questions to see if they'd be a good fit.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Cuz you don't have anything going on, right?

[B]

Nothing.

[A]

So you have a background in acting. We've just shocked about on Hacks and as well as experience being a television critic, what is the key criteria for a successful late night show that would Ensure a positive review from a critics

[B]

point of view.tumblr.com it would be one where you're able to get, like, almost tangibly feel how comfortable the guest is.

[A]

Are you feeling tangibly?

[B]

Yeah, I'm feeling very comfortable.

[A]

Wonderful. Yeah. So far, we're off to a great start. This is great. All right, next question. As a certified therapist, what level of intellect will you contribute to the psych evaluation of our guests?

[B]

Oh, none.

[A]

No. Yeah, I think that's the right answer. Yeah. Honestly, you can't just go around calling people crazy. No.

[B]

And, you know, that's how they used to cast reality television too. They would do, like, psych evals and, like, pretty sure, like, the ones would, like, that were, like, the most unhinged. They'd be like, come on down.

[A]

That's when television was great.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm sorry that you went through it, but yeah. Oh, that's another thing we were talking about on the podcast before two years ago is how you used to sneak and hide watching Jersey Shore.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Now you have a song with Snooki.

[B]

I know. Can you believe how crazy is that?

[A]

That's fucking nuts.

[B]

No, I. You know, the first time I ever met Snooki, like, over the phone was when I was a guest at your show.

[A]

Oh, no shit.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, yeah. What. What was that?

[B]

Because Joey was there. Oh, y. And he was like, I have Nicole on the phone. I was freaking the out. I forgot about that.

[A]

That. That show was. That was. Thank you so much for doing that. That was fun.

[B]

I had a great time.

[A]

That was so much fun. That was the New York show.

[B]

Yeah. We drank a little. We drank after. Hung out with your mom.

[A]

Did we? Oh, my. My mom has some. Some questions she'd like to ask at the end of this podcast.

[B]

Amazing. I love your mom.

[A]

Okay, next question. One of us has to be more emotionally stable to co host. Which one of us will it be? You? I. I have a. I have grippy socks under my belt.

[B]

Oh, okay. What is grippy socks?

[A]

Oh, it's the. It's the beautiful, delicate footwear that they give you when you go to a mental hospital.

[B]

Oh, okay. Great. Got it. Totally.

[A]

So I think it actually went for you.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm a little more emotional. No, I'm not. I've actually was. So, like, I went on this, like, whole tear. Not tear. Like, I went on this whole, like, moment about, like, I watched Conclave the other day, and I went on like, a two hour rant about it, like, in a good way, because it was great. And then, you know when you, like, talk for so long and then you look around and you're like, oh, my God. Like, like what? You, like. You, like, black out while, like, talking. And that's when I know something's wrong.

[A]

So that you would call that. Because I have. This is my next question. Would that be your most recent spiral?

[B]

No, that was, like, a good spiral.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm trying to. What was my most recent spot?

[A]

You're passionate about the arts.

[B]

Yeah. Passionate about conclave. Well, especially because, like, we're about to have a conclave.

[A]

That is true.

[B]

Have you seen Conclave?

[A]

I haven't.

[B]

Okay, so you need to see conclave, Just not also it's great. But also for the sole purpose that, like, we're about to have an actual conclave.

[A]

That is interesting. I saw a picture of Pope Francis from when he was younger.

[B]

He looked good.

[A]

Wood.

[B]

Wood. Wood. Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I would love to see a photo.

[A]

Smash.

[B]

Oh, my God. Smash. What? Oh. And he was, like, always a Pope.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And can you, like, what's the vibe when you're a Pope?

[A]

No. Fucking.

[B]

Okay, got it.

[A]

But you can drink.

[B]

You can drink. Yeah, well, they, like, you know, they vape all throughout Conclave.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yep. I was just as shocked as you were.

[A]

That is the coolest thing.

[B]

It is the coolest thing ever. They, like, hit the vape and they smoke cigarettes. It's, like, amazing.

[A]

You know what drives me crazy is when I'm watching a show and they're not vaping correctly.

[B]

Grace.

[A]

It drives me nuts.

[B]

Yes. I was watching Ma the last time. Have you ever seen Ma?

[A]

Don't make me drink alone.

[B]

Don't make me drink alone. And I was with my friend Will, and he was like, what's Ma? And Peyton and I were like, what's Ma? And so we put on Ma.

[A]

Oh, speaking of which, how are the girls?

[B]

The girls are perfect.

[A]

I love the girls.

[B]

The girls are perfect.

[A]

I did. I didn't scare them away, right?

[B]

They are obsessed with you.

[A]

Oh, rock on. Okay.

[B]

Like, you left, and they were like, we love her.

[A]

And then Brett just moved to New York.

[B]

No. No. Julia and Peyton. Yeah.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

No, it's okay. Brett's. Brett and I are staying back.

[A]

Okay. Gotcha. But wait, they both moved to New York.

[B]

They're going to eventually. I don't know what month or when, but they're making the. They're making the move.

[A]

How's that make you feel?

[B]

Sad. Not as really sad to get your

[A]

own place, if that's the case?

[B]

No. I don't know. I want to.

[A]

You have a great thing going on right now.

[B]

I just love L. A so much and, like, New York gives me, like, anxiety that I haven't felt in a really long time. Like, I'm like, whoa. But, like, I also, like, find love in New York in ways that I haven't before. So, like, I appreciate that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's, like, harder for me to find love in L. A. And, like, I feel a little more independent in New York because I don't drive, so I can, like, move around on my own. Yeah.

[A]

I think I have the opposite feel of, like, when I'm in la, I don't have all the busyness going on. Got it. And so I feel like I can be more productive and get more things

[B]

done in L. A. In L. A. I also feel more productive in L. A. In New York. I can't say no to a drink. Oh, so that's, like, my problem. I, like, went to New York last week and I was like, I'm not drinking during the week. Excuse me, you're.

[A]

So.

[B]

It was literally 2pm I hadn't had a single bite of food, and we were like, should we just get a glass of wine? Yeah. And then I was. And then, like, I drank for the first time to relieve stress, and I was like, oh, this is bad.

[A]

Like, you keep going. Like myself. Right?

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I like. Yeah. I'm trying to think of my last spiral. I don't. Honestly, I don't want to know. It was the other week. It was the other week and it wasn't good. It wasn't. I'm pretty sure I went on, like, a my life is over moment type. Vibe.

[A]

God forbid. God forbid.

[B]

You.

[A]

You. That was the week that hacks came out and you were on it and you wanted. You wanted to end it all.

[B]

Well, it's crazy, because it's always greener. No, Like, I think I was. I don't know what it was. It wasn't hacks. It was. No, that was a great week. But I remember. I remember being really anxious when that news came out. I don't know why. I was just really anxious that, like, people were gonna be like, why?

[A]

Oh, fuck that. So here's the thing. My. My friend just texted me, and she just said that either Nikki or Hannah had given her the best advice. Nikki Laser or Hannah Burner had given her the best advice of just. You shouldn't care what other people are doing and what they think.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Once you're doing that It's.

[B]

Yeah, I bet.

[A]

That's so freeing.

[B]

I mean, I'm sure. But I don't think I'm gonna feel that until I'm older, maybe.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I had a moment today, actually, where there I could have cared what other people thought. And I actually am, like, right now trying to, like, actively push it away, but I just had Pink Pantheress on the podcast and she was telling me how she, like, can look in the mirror and like, like, actively ignore those thoughts. And I'm like, damn. Like, once I learn how to do that, like, I mean, that's.

[A]

That's the. That's the key. That's the gift. That's what keeps the people becoming successful, really.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But because you have the monster in your head and that guy's crazy.

[B]

He's crazy.

[A]

He's out of his fucking mind.

[B]

Out of his mind.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Pink Pantry. That's so sick, by the way.

[B]

Unbelievable. And so fucking funny.

[A]

So how do you pick your guess? Is it the good old fashioned team, team promotions, press tour type thing?

[B]

It's a mix of both. It's a mix of both. A lot of times I'm like, I really like when disco lines came on fatty. I was like, I need him. Like, I need him. And I thought he did you yours as well.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's the boy.

[B]

I'm obsessed with that dude.

[A]

I love him. There's nothing going on up there. I love it.

[B]

He's just like. He's just. I'm like, what? Like, I. And it was just like, I've been like. It's Sometimes it's just, like, stuff that I'm really passionate about.

[A]

Yeah, I actually, I. On some Tik toks. He just did, like, Breakaway Festival in Tampa. I had to drive by it to go to my show. I was like, I. I have to make a decision right now. I like comedy and love my fans. Or do I want to go do

[B]

Molly and see Dick Go, oh, that sounds amazing.

[A]

Right? I had to really make a choice. And I saw some girls posted a tik tok and they're like, I'm only here because of Jake. Shane said that.

[B]

Like, I used to hear that. I saw him. I actually got lunch with him yesterday.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Isn't that so random?

[A]

Yeah, that is so crazy.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

I could do a good impression of him.

[B]

Please.

[A]

No, sorry. Oh, I used to be able to do it. That was good.

[B]

That was good. Yeah, he did. Yeah. He. But he laughs at, like, the most random things. Yeah, Like, I'll be Like, yeah, I'm really happy right now. And he'll be like. And I'm like, what the.

[A]

You did. You did a good laugh of him.

[B]

You do impressions of people very near and dear to my heart. I can do impressions of, like, my best. Best friends, and that's it.

[A]

Can we. Can we get a sample?

[B]

Like, I. It's when I'm like, I'm trying to think of, like, a good impression I can do. Like, no, like, I'm trying to. I used to be really good at them. Like, excellent at them. Like, it used to be, like, my forte. I could do a good Lisa Barlow impression.

[A]

Oh, that'd be great.

[B]

Do you know who Lisa Barlow is?

[A]

Of course. Who doesn't?

[B]

Okay. I'm, like, kind of embarrassed. Everyone has to turn around. She'll be like, wait. Baby gorgeous. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It was good, right? It's good, right? Wait, wait. What? What, Meredith? What? Like, I'm. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good at Lisa Bartlow. Yes, you are.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

And then, like, Meredith, I'm working on. She's just. You have to get really, like, nasally with it. You're like, I can't.

[A]

Serious.

[B]

Yeah, serious. Be like. Like, the rumors, like, you know, I can't. I can't. Lisa Barlow will end on that.

[A]

That was really good. Thank you very much. We'll add applause. Thanks.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. Continue.

[A]

Oh, sorry. No, please.

[B]

No, please, no, please, please.

[A]

Two Alpha podcast hosts.

[B]

No, please, please.

[A]

Go sit in the room. So my next question. And we're still. This is still the audition to be the co host. If you were going to relocate to any city from your tour so far, which one would you choose for us? And why?

[B]

New York.

[A]

New York.

[B]

I feel like that's, like, the home of late night.

[A]

Yeah, that is true.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or imagine, you feel like. Yeah, Milwaukee. They got really good.

[B]

Okay. You want to know my favorite city I went to? One of my favorite cities I went to was the where did it snow?

[A]

Minneapolis.

[B]

Minneapolis. Loved it there.

[A]

Oh, hell yeah.

[B]

And I love Missouri.

[A]

Oh, Missouri. That's where that is.

[B]

Yeah. No, no, no, no. That's not where that is. But I was. Two separate thoughts.

[A]

Minneapolis is. Is Minnesota.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I did a show there, and I couldn't say Minneapolis.

[B]

Yeah, I got that.

[A]

I just kept saying, what is up, Minnesota.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, I can't say Minneapolis.

[B]

I've had that before.

[A]

I. I performed in the Mall of America.

[B]

Oh. I wanted to go there, and I never made it.

[A]

It's all good. You can Skip it.

[B]

Okay. Really?

[A]

You can? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And, like, it was so crazy because, like, they have you. You stay in the mall so you never leave them all the whole weekend.

[B]

That's like. That's like when I went to Singapore.

[A]

Really?

[B]

And I stayed in this hotel, and it was, like, also a mall in the hotel and a nightclub and a million restaurants, and, like, it was crazy.

[A]

Wait, that's wild. When did you go to Singapore?

[B]

June of 2023. Oh, a while ago. Wow. Yeah.

[A]

What were you popping off over there for?

[B]

Just, like, a Paramount trip. It was like, my first bread trip.

[A]

Oh, that's sick.

[B]

Yeah, it was fun.

[A]

That is fun. It all depends on who's there, right? Did you have a good crew?

[B]

Yes. I made best friends with Nia from Dance Moms, and she is God's gift to this green earth.

[A]

Dude, I'll tell you, those Dance Moms girls, they know how to get down.

[B]

No, but she was just so positive, and I'm like, the most negative traveler. And she was like, come on,

[A]

she does a dance to make you happy.

[B]

She knows the perfect juxtaposition of me being so negative and her being so positive.

[A]

That's the classic yin and yang.

[B]

Yeah, we. You just became like this. I love her. Nia. I love you.

[A]

Shout out, Nia. Oh, this is a great moment. We do a segment here where we just called Call Out Shout Outs.

[B]

Oh, Shout Outs.

[A]

So if you want to just look right to this camera and give shout outs to whoever you want.

[B]

Oh, my God. Who should I shout out? Okay, I'm going to shout out my best friends, so Alice, Brett, Julia, and Peyton and Kennedy. I love you girls. You're my girls. And I love you. Shout out to Louise. Hey, Louise.

[A]

Louise Camp.

[B]

Shout out to Manny. Manny, I love you. Shout out to Nolan, my podcast producer. I was thinking about how grateful I am for him today. Shout out to my parents. They got a new dog named Barney.

[A]

God bless Barney.

[B]

Shout out to my brother. He's graduating college. Oh, my God. Did you just hear that? I, like, whistled into the mic.

[A]

Well, you're just so excited for him. Yeah.

[B]

Shout out. Shout out to you. Oh, God bless. You are doing such a great job, and I love your show.

[A]

Oh, thank you so much. I'm gonna be so.

[B]

And no, you don't seem it at all. And shout out to Lord, because I want her to drop her new album.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Dude, people aren't liking that song.

[B]

Oh, they're not getting it. Okay, well, I posted something, and I said, the people that Are complaining about the lyrics of the new Lord song are the same people who think, like, adding, like, nevertheless to an essay, like, makes it sound smarter.

[A]

You nailed it.

[B]

I know you nailed it. It was like a take that I thought of in the middle of the night. I was like, I'm gonna talk about that tomorrow.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

And then I went back to bed. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

But it's true. It's true.

[A]

It is true. And here is the thing. Switching up from. I know you're friends with Charlie. Switching up with. From. From Brat Summer to Lord Summer. I don't know how I'm gonna make that switch. Cause Brat is. Brat is not just for the summer. Brat is an essence that I carry every day.

[B]

I just remember feeling so free. But I think maybe Bratz Summer. Well, I don't know if it's ending. She. Charlie keeps posting stuff like, is it over? Is it not? Which I'm kind of obsessed with.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But it's kind of like, we can take that into this summer. Like, I feel just as free listening to Lord music as I do, you know? And I feel just as reckless. Maybe not as reckless, but, like, I don't know. I don't know. Brat Summer was, like, the best summer of my life.

[A]

It really was the best summer of my life.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

What was your favorite part of last summer?

[B]

I had this one weekend where I went to Vegas, and then I always talk about this. I went to Vegas and then the Hamptons, and I felt like a movie star. And that is so movie star esque. It was so movie star esque. And it was just like, the best weekend ever. And it was really, really, really fun. And just like, brat summer in New York. New York in the summer is so magical.

[A]

Dude, it was ripping. Like.

[B]

And I was in New York the weekend Brat came out, and it was just like, oh, it was perfect. I went to a club that night, and they, like, played it, and I was like, like, I'm not gonna do it. Sorry. It was like, brat is Brooklyn. Yeah. You know, it was just perfect. It was so fun.

[A]

And I will say you're a fantastic friend, because I did ask before we started rolling what Charlie whispered into your ear for people she hates, and you will not. You will not tell.

[B]

She's forming a secrecy. I can't.

[A]

That is. And I. That's really all I wanted to know.

[B]

I know. I know. You were like, okay, we don't need a podcast.

[A]

We're like, we're all set here. No, that. Wow. That's You. You're Manny. Your word.

[B]

I am.

[A]

So that's, that's another great quality to have as a co host.

[B]

I'm kind of obsessed. I am obsessed with this segment.

[A]

So say your phone was on 1%. All right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And you're in. In an unwalkable city you have never been to before and you don't have your wallet. What would you do with the last 1% of your screen time?

[B]

Call the police.

[A]

Call the police?

[B]

Yeah. Oh my God. I would literally call the police. I'm so sorry. You can say I'm being dramatic, but, like, if I don't know where I am and it's a non walkable city, I don't drive. Like you need to. Like, I also don't drive.

[A]

Do you have a license?

[B]

No.

[A]

Me either.

[B]

Like, so I'm just gonna walk into the abyss. Like, I literally don't know what I would do. I would call the police and be like, help.

[A]

That's a call for help.

[B]

Please help me, I'm stranded.

[A]

That's a smart use of your resources all the time. Yeah.

[B]

Or I call, I'd send, I don't know. Oh my God. I'd send a. I'd probably send a PIN to Louise and, and just be like, my phone's about to die. Please help me.

[A]

I'm in so much troublesome trouble.

[B]

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get you started and get set for your dream job. Okay, next question and final question for co host audition. After watching one of your tiktoks, my mom stated to my sister, he's one of the best people I've ever met. I love him.

[B]

I love your mom.

[A]

Can you rank the best people you've ever met that we could interview together?

[B]

Okay. The best people I've ever met. Well, a lot of those people are like my best friends. So I would say, like, I would say one of the best people I've ever met that we could interview together. Tate McRae, Tate McCray. I love her. She's such a great friend and just like the greatest of all time.

[A]

You guys are a great duo.

[B]

She's actually just like the best. Oh, and also Glen Powell, like one of my biggest champions and so nice.

[A]

It's so. It's like the coolest thing ever. Plus, Glenn Powell was the man of the summer.

[B]

He was the man of the summer BFFs forever. But he just like, always, always shows up and he's so. I know how busy he is and for him to like, always show up the way he does, I, like, I am so grateful. And like, he's just the best. Like, when I got hacks, I called him.

[A]

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

[B]

And he was. He's just the best.

[A]

I feel like you've been pleasantly surprised with how nice and welcoming everyone's been.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't really met someone that I've been.

[A]

Ew. How was it starting the podcast? Like, were you unsure of the direction? Because that's kind of where I'm at right now.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's just like an actual not on the cards question. I currently don't know how I feel about this. I love doing it and I love podcasting, but the pivot from going from like a duo to it's on me now has been a little tricky.

[B]

I 100% get that I think what you have going for you and what you're so good at is that, like, you have all these, like, amazing segments, like, the. What you've done with me so far. Like, I've had a great time, and, like, I haven't felt time go by, so, like, you're, like, a really good toast, so you should know that. Okay. To begin with. Second of all, I remember you've been podcasting longer than me, so I feel weird telling you, like, how. What it felt like for me back in my day. But, like, I remember being very unsure of it at first. And then you kind of have, like, that one interview that, like, really, like, fires you up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And, like, you're like, oh, my God, like, this is awesome. And, like, I love doing this.

[A]

Dude. For me, it was last week. Hannah Burner.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, you're my pal. You're my buddy. This feels comfortable. I had Connor on, but that was, like, the second one, so I was still kind of freaky.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But Hannah, like, just put me at ease. It was, like, shooting the shit I got. I, like, threw the cards away. Yeah, it was great.

[B]

It's the best. And once you have that interview, I. Sometimes I. When I started my podcast, I was like, like, is it just, like, just another podcast? No, everyone loves podcasts. Everybody listens to podcasts. So, no, it's not just another podcast. And it's like, you know, I don't know. I just feel like knowing that, like, Mel. When Mel Robbins said to me was that, like, you should feel like you're talking to one person. This was actually the best advice I got. She was like. I was. Because the way she podcasts, I'm like, oh, my God. You literally are so personable. She said she imagines just, like, the one person, like, listening right there, and, like, she's talking to that one person.

[A]

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, that totally makes sense.

[B]

Did any of that advice, like, correlate? I feel like I just, like, jumped all over.

[A]

No, dude, Because I. I watched, like, watching your show, the way it's played out, like, you just have become so much more comfortable, and, like, it just seems like two friends hanging, and it's like. Like, you've truly got it going on.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

And I. I just. I just watched, like, the first couple minutes of your first episode just to. Just to refresh, you know?

[B]

Ye. A different person.

[A]

Are you still using the timer? Oh, I thought that was perfect.

[B]

God, we're gonna bring back the timer.

[A]

The timer's great.

[B]

Did the timer go that Was such a bit.

[A]

It's such a great bit because it's like, you have 60 minutes, a lot of time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then that's what I've heard from the back end, is that. That's all anyone wants to listen to, is 60 Minutes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because they don't have the tension span.

[B]

They don't.

[A]

And so that bit. And that's what a therapist does.

[B]

Yeah. They're like.

[A]

And then you're. Yeah. No, Whatever you want to say next, we'll see you next week. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You know who I would have the best time interviewing with you?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Role model.

[A]

And them, too. Yeah, Those are like my. Oh, those.

[B]

I think we would have a lot of fun.

[A]

So I did the. The Sally. The Sally of it all.

[B]

You did? That was amazing.

[A]

I couldn't believe I fell. I took a tumble, but it couldn't have been better.

[B]

It was perfect because they. I think you fell right at. What is the lyric? It's fallen ahead for you Legitimately fell head.

[A]

It looked like a bit.

[B]

Yeah. But it was perfect.

[A]

I was so nervous. My bit was I was gonna bring him two beers. So one for me, one for him. And I, like, was asking his team, I'm like, does he drink? Like, I don't know. And they're like, yeah, yeah, he'll have a drink. And so I brought it up and I saved the beers. I might have fell, but I saved the beers. You did.

[B]

I want that. You're like. Hands were like this, like, literally head

[A]

first, but got the beers.

[B]

Got the beers. No. That was amazing. I was also so fucking nervous when I did it.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Oh, my God. I was like. Because, I mean, I came right from my ship, my show, to his show, and I thought, like, oh, you know, I just got off stage. I'll feel totally fine.

[A]

No, no. It's a different realm. It's not yours.

[B]

Very fast. It's like, oh, my God. Everyone's singing. Like everything's happening. Like the song's playing. You can barely hear the song. And it was just a lot.

[A]

I feel like. I feel like both fans had a very important decision to make that night. Am I going to Jake Shane, or

[B]

am I going to role Model?

[A]

Because you guys probably shared.

[B]

There was a few that were like, I'm sorry, we're going to Tucker. I was like, girl, I get it. But then I went and to Tucker.

[A]

Anyway, dude, that's so awesome. Oh, you know what? We. Which I totally forgot to talk about. We brought him. I bought as many roses that door Dash would allow me and we all brought them in. I went with my sister and my friend Stuart, who was opening for me that weekend, and we brought them into the green room. And as soon as I got there, I'm like, this is weird.

[B]

This is so weird.

[A]

Why did I bring all these roses?

[B]

Wait, I think that's nice.

[A]

It was good. He was. He was sick. The poor. The poor thing. He was sick.

[B]

That's crazy that he was able to perform while sick. I literally was like, what would I do?

[A]

Yeah, truly.

[B]

I, like, haven't had that happen to me yet. And I'm, like, anxious about it happening.

[A]

The thing about being sick and being. And performing is there's something about the adrenaline that you get that you forget you're sick for the time you're out there.

[B]

Well, from. I get a little. Do you do meet and greets?

[A]

It depends.

[B]

So that was. Would. What is what would make me anxious? I would be like. Like, I know I could do it while sick, but not the meet and greets, because then I would get people sick, and then I don't want to, like, let them down and be like, I can't. Do you know what I mean?

[A]

That's tricky.

[B]

So that's, like, my number one fe. It hasn't happened to me yet, thank God.

[A]

That's huge. Knock on some wood.

[B]

But I get IVs like, once or twice a week.

[A]

Oh, that's smart. Are you doing, like, the B12 thing? Yeah, yeah, I'm learning about.

[B]

I literally have marks all over my arm from the IVs.

[A]

Oh, you want to hear something funny?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I have marks on my arms, too. I can't really see them right now, but my mother, she asked me once, she was like, is everything all right?

[B]

Yeah, look like track marks.

[A]

And I said, yeah, that. Stretch marks. My mom.

[B]

Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[A]

I was.

[B]

She thought it was like, you were shooting up.

[A]

Yeah, no. Yeah, she got it. She knows I like to party, but,

[B]

like, not, like, I'm not doing heroin. Right, right, right. But it wants. But sometimes it really, like, it looks like that for. Well, God, this is just. I mean,

[A]

moving on from heroin, we have this new segment. It's called in the Green Room. Now, in. In the Green Room, this is where we, you know, get to know you. We open up, you know, because in the green room, you're shooting the. It's. It's. It's how you get to know the people that you. That you love, dearest. And what we just talked about was exactly what the next Question is. Oh, we were both Sally.

[B]

Yeah, we were both Sally's. I forgot. I forgot a shout out. Shout out to Matt. Oh, that's it.

[A]

It's important. It's important. Don't. You can't forget.

[B]

Yeah. No.

[A]

Are you gonna have anyone else be mad at you?

[B]

You need to shout out to Zach. Shout out to Corey.

[A]

You were anxious to go out, so I can answer that for you. But did. Did you know the gals would have your back due to the parasocial relationships with both you and role model?

[B]

Oh, Tucker show? Yeah, I mean, I. I knew that they were. I honestly, I was just scared that I was gonna, like, look like an idiot. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I was just scared that because I like, like get. Like. I don't know.

[A]

Are you a dancer?

[B]

No. Like, I'll dance alone in my room and I'll post that I can't dance. But, like, I'm like, what do I, like, dance? Like, what do I do here? What do I do with my hand? So that's what I was thinking about the whole time. And, like, I shake when I'm nervous, so I thought I was gonna, like, shake. I don't know.

[A]

Have you. Have you thought about doing those. Those beta blockers that everyone's talking about?

[B]

Okay. You know, now I'm really considering it and I wish I had done it before. Role model.

[A]

It is true. Because, like, that's. That's where. Performance anxiety.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's. I guess you could call it the steroids of performing.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Yeah. As an artist.

[B]

Well, apparently. Have you taken a beta blocker before?

[A]

No.

[B]

Neither have. I really would like to try them and see what the vibe is.

[A]

I want to give it a whirl.

[B]

Yeah. I tried a gabapentin for the first time the other day.

[A]

What's that all about?

[B]

It was cool. It actually wasn't my first time. Sorry. But it was cool. I didn't love the feeling, though.

[A]

What does it do?

[B]

It was like. Like to it, like, it was like. Well, I took it to put me to bed and I just prefer taking an Advil pm, I think.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Keep it simple.

[A]

Keep it simple. You don't want to do melatonin because.

[B]

No, I do. Let me sleep.

[A]

Let me sleep.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, is this an ad?

[B]

Nope.

[A]

Okay. Nope.

[B]

But that knocks you.

[A]

I thought it was a placebo. I thought it was.

[B]

No, I don't. I mean, I don't. God knows. But like, I literally wake up and I'm like, what happened?

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes. Or you want to know like the real, real, most insane life hack that will actually, like, put you in a coma. You got an IV with Benadryl in it?

[A]

What?

[B]

Yes. So the day I got back from tour, I got an IV and I had them put Benadryl in it. My vis, my vision started to get hazy. I fell asleep from noon to 8, woke up for 30 minutes, had a bite of food, went to bed until I slept for 19 hours.

[A]

That's wild.

[B]

It was amazing.

[A]

That sounds, that sounds almost dangerous.

[B]

It was. Yeah. And then I woke up and I was like, how do I go on? I like skipped a day. It was the week. It was the week half hacks. The hacks announcement was coming out, and I just wanted to skip every day until that announcement came out. So I was like, can I do this every day?

[A]

Self induced coma? Yeah, for just a little bit.

[B]

I was like, hey, skip Saturday. You know, like, it's, you know, that's so wild.

[A]

I didn't know you could do that.

[B]

Yeah, sometimes you can just skip a day.

[A]

But you need that when. Because like when you're touring, it's like constant. You're like your sleep schedule is all up.

[B]

Yeah, it's horrible.

[A]

Is there anything you do when you're on tour that, that like, to keep the time going? Because like, when I, when I was in the, the green room with, with Tucker, they were, they said they were doing water gun fights or, or Nerf gun fights.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

To keep the time going because they've

[B]

been so bored there. And I complain.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Like, I sit there and like, I don't know, what do I do for that one hour that we're in the green room? Oh, they play water pong.

[A]

Water punk. There we go.

[B]

I, I, I eat. Oh. So I mean, like, I eat popcorn. Like, I usually ask if the venue has warm popcorn and that like, takes up like 10 minutes. And then like, I'll like, I doom scroll and I just scroll my phone. Yeah, I wish. I should probably do more water gunfights. Sound so fun, right? What do you do?

[A]

I, I'm not like, it's not that big of a production for me, so it's, it's not like as grueling. Yeah, I just kind of, you know, I, I, you know what I've been doing? I've been having, I've been trying to have as many people as I can come with me. So, like, I just had my sister got it. She flew down to Tampa. My other sister's already working with me. Nora and Shout Out Nora. And like, I Just gotta have, like, like, you know, make it like a mini vacation.

[B]

I sometimes get anxious when I'm with people, though. Like, I can only be. Sometimes I. Before, like, a big show, I would, like. I only like to be in the room with Louise and Matt, and then that's it.

[A]

It. Yeah.

[B]

And, like, I can't have anyone else in the room. And I'll just sit there with just them, too.

[A]

And do. Are you, Are you talking or is that a moment of silence?

[B]

Matt's usually speaking, but it's good because it, like, distracts me, but I usually just do. Sometimes, like, I'll be alone with just them too. And sometimes when I get off the stage and I didn't think I do. I didn't do well, I'll. I only want to be in the room with them as well.

[A]

Yeah. I, I, I, I kind of. I flip a switch when I don't think it goes well.

[B]

Oh. I get off the stage and I'm like, oh, that was bad.

[A]

And, like, it looks like every time I get. I get off stage and it doesn't go well. It looks like I'm looking for compliments and attention.

[B]

Well, because I am like, I am like, tell me something like that. Please. Just tell me.

[A]

I find the smallest little thing that

[B]

you kind of enjoyed the worst feeling ever.

[A]

I'm like, that sucked.

[B]

I. And I did a bad job. I hate feeling like I did a bad job.

[A]

How has it been with Connor?

[B]

Perfect.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He is so anxious, so it helps me not be as anxious.

[A]

I mean, you guys are two pieces.

[B]

Yeah. He's so anxious, so I'm like, damn. Like, maybe I'm not the most anxious person in the room sometimes, but we, you know, he's the best. He makes me laugh so hard.

[A]

He makes me giggle.

[B]

And I'm excited for him to do some more shows with me. And he's just the best. I love him.

[A]

And, like, you two, in my mind, are two lovely gentlemen that can do no wrong.

[B]

Oh, thank you. Truly and honestly, Louise would disagree with that on that. My ads. But Connor, he's very, very, very close with everybody on my team.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's very comfortable. Like him, Matt and Louise are very, very close. So it's just like. It's like puzzle piece. It's perfect. I'm so happy and so grateful that he's doing it with me.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

Yeah. I always play, like, the promo video before I go on stage, and everyone always cheers for Connor, even if he's not there.

[A]

Oh, that's awesome.

[B]

Yeah. So, Connor. I know. I don't know if you know that. To hear these.

[A]

These things like that. He's a poor thing. He's always in his head.

[B]

I know. I'm like, you are funny.

[A]

You are the funniest. Oh, God. Well, I. I get it too, you know. Next question. Did you get the part of Jimmy in your school play?

[B]

I did.

[A]

You did?

[B]

I did. I did. I did get the part of Jimmy. I will send you photos. I'd love to see me and as Jimmy, I think I actually have. Don't I have that disc at home of the play? I think I do. I think I do. Yeah, I do.

[A]

Oh, you do?

[B]

Yeah. I know I should. I think I'm gonna do that today actually. I was Jimmy. I play Jimmy.

[A]

Like, hey, Mom, I. I just. I really need you to get that disc.

[B]

No, I think I. I think I. No, I don't. I don't. I have another one.

[A]

Jake, you're on an incredibly massive tour. How did you prepare to lead a show like this?

[B]

I pretended it wasn't happening until like a week before. And then I, like. I was like. And then I, like, sat down and, like, tried to figure out what I was gonna do. And I took your advice, actually, of talking about. I talked to you and I talked about stuff that happened in my life, and I was just like, I'll figure it out. Like. And I had that puss in poems now, so I knew I could sing songs from that.

[A]

Which many people kind of slept on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, they. They kind of complete. And I'll say it. They completely slept on. That. That is. That is a catego. Like, it doesn't just fit one niche. You hit every genre.

[B]

I did hit every genre. That's what I went for.

[A]

Why are people not talking about this?

[B]

So, you know, I have a Christmas song and as well. And everyone says I cannot release it because I sound so bad. So I have to. I told Alexander we have to go in and I have to layer my vocals. But it's called. I'll give you the exclusive.

[A]

It's called.

[B]

Not that anyone gives a.

[A]

No, it's called do.

[B]

It's called Santa, can you pay for me in parentheses. I forgot my card. That's classic. Thank you. Classic, right? I. You like it? Huh? And it's a very. It's one of my favorite songs I've ever written. I wrote it in one day with Alexander, and I'm really excited to put it out. One day.

[A]

Oh, my God. And here's the thing about a Christmas song. You need one. Cuz it's a cash cow.

[B]

It is a cash cow.

[A]

Cash cow.

[B]

It's a cash cow.

[A]

If it's good enough, people will play it every single year. And you get money every year.

[B]

I feel like it's such. So I've never heard that before.

[A]

Oh, also. Yeah, it's the art of it all.

[B]

I'm at dinner with Santa and, and I forgot my card.

[A]

Please, Santa, can you pay? Yeah, that's on my Christmas list.

[B]

I'll play it for you after. I'll send it to you.

[A]

Your Christmas list is just the receipt. Please tip, please.

[B]

I say in the song, I don't want anything. You just like handled Bill.

[A]

Like please take it. Taking Santa out a catch steak.

[B]

Right?

[A]

I love that. Oh, that is gold. No, your. Your songs are awesome. I think. How so? When you were writing those, was that just like you did it in like a time span? You go into the.

[B]

We did one song a day.

[A]

One song a day.

[B]

So we made like a little documentary, like a 12 minute. And I, I never put it out. Why we gotta put that out?

[A]

We gotta put that out.

[B]

Okay. Well, she's like, do you know how

[A]

much content we're pushing out through this? We've got your, we've got your school play going out soon, right? We've got your documentary.

[B]

Right? Yeah. So I also gotta keep you in check. But I, but you. I. I wrote it day. I would always write it day up. There were some songs that like, I would have like little bits written before. So like JetBlue, obviously. I literally wrote it on like I had it written before. And then Alexander came on my podcast and we sang it.

[A]

Have they. Have they?

[B]

Nope. And I literally am booking a flight with JetBlue when I get home. And

[A]

I bet a lot of jet blue, like stewardesses probably love that song, but they're not allowed to post it. Yeah, I feel like, like when they're like hating their job that day, they put it on their headphones like JetBlue.

[B]

Well, they JetBlue really me that day. They me about. And I lost my luggage and. And look, it actually wasn't really JetBlue's fault, to be honest. A kid took it and whatever, but I was super upset and it was just how I was feeling in the moment. And sometimes music is just how you're feeling in the moment.

[A]

I have a theory that writing music is super easy.

[B]

Okay. So it's actually like not. There's moments where you're like, I am. But you feel like a God. You're Like, I am a. Like you. Like, there wasn't. Like, when I came out with the lyrics, all of tapenade is gay. Pray the tapenade away. Like, I was literally, like. I looked around, and I was like, what the did I just do?

[A]

Like, that's why all these musicians have. God.

[B]

No, I get it now. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, I. Well, I will leave the studio being like, when I made Postmates, like, I was with Louise in the car, and we were bumping it, and I was

[A]

like, this tale, too.

[B]

It's Postmates. It's my favorite one. It's the best, and people pay it dust. No, sorry. Very pharmacist. Pharmacist. Pharmacist. Yeah.

[A]

They're all fucking great. So what made you want to write those songs? Was it the poetry we did, too?

[B]

Yeah, it was the poetry. I had, like, this whole poem era. And Alexander, I would never forget.

[A]

And we need it back.

[B]

I know I need it back. But then I think it got, like, a little too serious for a second. I was like, whoa, this is just too much. But Alexander came on my show, and we sang one of my poems, and then he invited me into the studio, and I kept being like, he's kid. Like, I don't think he means it. And then he was like, oh, I mean it. So then we went in, we did JetBlue, and then I was like, wait, can I come back? So then I went back, and we just kept doing it and doing it and doing it and doing it, doing it. And I would come in with, like,

[A]

different ideas and the lyrics of it all. That's you.

[B]

It's me and him and him.

[A]

Okay. And then the. The. The. What would you call it? The music or the beats. Yeah, the beats.

[B]

He comes up with, like, the piece. Like, a production. Like, wizard.

[A]

Yeah, producer. Production.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. He's, like, a super producer. So, like, he comes up with, like. Like. Like this or do it like this. And, like, you know, like, it was like. It was. But, like, I'll come up with, like, the idea sometimes. I'll be like, for Postmates. Like, I knew I wanted that to be a ballad, so I was like, do I want Postmates to be a ballad? He came up with the idea for Sugarfish to be, like, bratty JetBlue. Like, you literally, like, you can watch it on my podcast. It kind of come together in real time, and then, like, things I hate. He wanted it to be very, like, yelly.

[A]

Yeah, it was punk.

[B]

It was like. Yeah, it was like, punkish. Yeah.

[A]

Punk rock.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Something.

[A]

There's a question from the audience. Speaking of postmates. Oh, yes. Okay, so this is a pussy psa, if you will.

[B]

Oh my God, I haven't done a pussy PSA in forever.

[A]

Can you give us a pussy PSA while we wait for the, the, the big surprise?

[B]

Oh, I'm so excited for the big surprise. Pussy psa. Pussy psa. Stream. Disgraceful.

[A]

Oh my God. Thank you so much.

[B]

Yeah, I love it. Psa, pussy psa. Can I vape?

[A]

Pussy P is all you, baby.

[B]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[A]

Delivery.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

You can put that right here. Thank you.

[B]

Oh, wow. That looks amazing. Where did you get this from?

[A]

Oh, this is. Oh, this? I, I just cooked it up before you got here.

[B]

Thank you. And you know, I am starving.

[A]

Yeah. Please enjoy yourself. So, yes, if that's for your enjoyment.

[B]

Sorry, I just like haven't eaten all day. Like, I'm honestly so pumped that this is here. Okay, so I'm gonna say hi, pussies. Hi, Jake. Tense up.

[A]

O.

[B]

And you can't miss the tents up. Everyone always misses the tense up.

[A]

I would be remiss.

[B]

Hi, pussies.

[A]

Hi, Jake.

[B]

Tense up. Okay, so we are on the disgraceful podcast with Grace o'. Malley. Her sister got me a lovely grilled puss from Lavon. It is a Greek restaurant in somewhere in Los Angeles. So it's a little tough. I can, I'm just going to eat it like this. Okay, ready? We're just going to go pass that puss.

[A]

Intrigued. Okay.

[B]

If this. Oh my God. This is amazing. This is like passing the cots test. Which is what? Chicken of the sea. Chicken of the sea with flying colors. And so the chicken of the sea test is basically like octopus is the chicken of the sea. So this tastes like the chicken of the sea. This isn't like hot and it's still amazing. Yeah, it's really tender. It's really crispy on the outside, which I appreciate. And really like salty on the inside.

[A]

This is amazing.

[B]

This is amazing. This is outstanding. I would love it if there was like a harissa sauce to dip it in or like an aioli. I'm gonna give it like a 6.9 out of 8 tentacles.

[A]

That is not too shabby. Especially since it was, it was postmated.

[B]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[A]

Have you ever got it a door dash? Because that's not really something you, you would particularly doordash most of the time, right?

[B]

No, I, I, I used to do eight days of puss miss and I know. I'm really anxious about it. Oh, okay. It's good, right? Do you like it? Do you hate it?

[A]

No, I like it. I just like, I. I was. I was just double thinking about like eating it off the floor. And then I was like, I wanted

[B]

to eat it off the floor. And then Louise looked at me and was like, don't.

[A]

I feel like. I feel like somebody had to.

[B]

I wanted to for the team just became a mukbang. I've never done a mukbang and I think I would have a lot of fun.

[A]

I've never done a mukbang because I already can see the comments.

[B]

Oh, they can go fuck themselves.

[A]

No. What is a fan interaction that stuck with you?

[B]

I met this woman named Tori. I think it was in Athens, Georgia, and I was just really moved by her. She really made my night. Night. Tori, if you're watching this, I love you. There was. Can I have my phone? I need to remember her name. There was a. I think her name was Stephanie. I was waiting for my flight yesterday and she came up to me and we Talked for like 30 minutes and I told her about my weekend and my scaries and like, we really just hit it off. And that really stuck with me. Here, let me. I'll tell you right now her name, her name is Stephanie. Yeah, it was Stephanie. And I met her cat. And honestly, most fan interactions I have really stick with me and are. They're really lovely. And there was sometimes, like, they turn into friends. Like my barista, Taylor, Hell yeah. Told me she was a fan. And now I see her almost every day we hang out and like. And she's lovely.

[A]

That rocks. So it's funny. I feel like you feel the same way as I do. It's like these girly pops, they know so much about you. So like when they come up, they're like palm. And I'm like, if you with me, then I fuck with you. You know, like, we like the same things obviously. So like, of course we're gonna be like buddies.

[B]

No. Well, I was obsessed with Stephanie because Stephanie was like telling me like she. I was telling her how. I was telling her how I was like seeing this guy that I was like, really happy about. And she was like, okay, but I don't want you to settle. And I was like, oh my God. Obsessed with that response from you.

[A]

No, it was really good.

[B]

And so. But like, and. And I just like love that response. Response Also my. One of my all time favorite fan interactions is this woman named Corey. And I saw her in Italy. And she was on her honeymoon and

[A]

she was like, international, baby.

[B]

I know, but she's. She's. She's from America. And she was like, I cannot believe I'm seeing you right now. I was so nervous. I'm on my honeymoon. I was so nervous to walk down the aisle that my sister showed me one of your videos to calm me down before. And now I'm seeing you on my honeymoon.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Isn't that crazy?

[A]

That's serendipitous.

[B]

Yeah. So, Corey, Cory, back. Beth, love you.

[A]

Oh, my God. That's amazing. I love. I love. Really? That's one of my favorite stories.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's really sweet.

[B]

Yeah. And I saw her while I was at a wedding.

[A]

No way.

[B]

Weird, right?

[A]

That is weird.

[B]

Yeah. It was, like, meant to be.

[A]

Can I get your rapid fire pop culture takes really quickly?

[B]

Yeah. The new Lord song is incredible. And people who don't think so are people who think adding nevertheless to essays makes it sound smarter.

[A]

I have props if you want them.

[B]

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. No problem.

[A]

Loved that. Perfect frog.

[B]

Sorry. Thank you.

[A]

Oh, seriously, Two alphas. All right, we'll go quick. Best rail Housewife franchise right now.

[B]

Salt Lake City.

[A]

Best underground reality TV show. That needs more hype.

[B]

I don't watch a lot of reality television, so, you know, I don't know.

[A]

Hear me out.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Paul American.

[B]

What? Oh, my God. The Jake Paul one. I've never seen it.

[A]

Nope. You have to.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's. They're so crazy.

[B]

Wait, really?

[A]

They're like. They're so crazy. They're not real people. It's like, really crazy to watch.

[B]

Okay, I'm down.

[A]

Like, like, Logan, spoiler alert. He's having a baby and it's a girl. And he, like, literally, like, lost his mind.

[B]

Wait, really?

[A]

He was, like, so mad. It's so crazy.

[B]

Angry.

[A]

Like, angry.

[B]

Oh, I would like to get involved.

[A]

Dude, it's really good. Like, like at the beginning, they asked him.

[B]

Logan gets. Because he's having a girl, he doesn't

[A]

know what the fuck to do.

[B]

He's like, what the fuck? She's going to see this.

[A]

And they did it by WWE Smackdown. That was the gender reveal. I'm telling you. It's like a Mad Lib. It's so good.

[B]

I have to watch.

[A]

It's actually so good.

[B]

I'm trying to think if there's a show that I. I don't really watch a lot of reality television besides Housewives. Yeah. I'm excited for that new house, the new show. The New York one.

[A]

Oh, with the children?

[B]

Yeah, with the children. My friend Ava is on it. Shout out. Really excited to see it.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah. I'm pumped to see that.

[A]

What's one website from the early 2000s that you wish you could play again for the first time?

[B]

Girl Sense.

[A]

Girl Sense. What's this?

[B]

Okay, you can make your own online boutique and you would have. You could like, sell. You make your own clothes and sell clothes and some people were really good at it and the website shut down. If anybody remembers Girl Sense, please tell me I'm not alone. I made a video on Imovie about how much I love Girl Sense. I wish I could play that also for the first time. Wizard 101.

[A]

What was it?

[B]

It was like World of Warcraft for babies.

[A]

Oh, no. Yeah, you kind of are doing Girl Sense right now. Like, you have your own merch.

[B]

Right. But like, this was fun because I

[A]

could like dust them up and dress them down.

[B]

Yeah, it was like, cool.

[A]

What's the strangest Tik Tok algorithm you've been stuck in?

[B]

When the ball hits each other, it doubles until the screen can't take it anymore. And like, that's my take. And then like, that, like, usually puts me to bed.

[A]

Honestly, who is killing the fashion game the most right now?

[B]

Know always Emma Chamberlain. I feel like always Emma Chamberlain.

[A]

Are you guys acquainted?

[B]

You know, we really just had. I really just kind of like met her. Really got to talk to her for the first time at Coachella and she was so lovely. Oh, wonderful. So lovely. We met at Claro. Who else is killing the fashion game right now? I really loved Mikey Madison's award looks.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[B]

I thought she killed it. I feel like always Timothee Chalamet. I love what he wears.

[A]

Yeah, he's got that street street style, cool look.

[B]

And I love, I love. I think, I think I'm not just saying this because she's my friend, but I think Alex Earl is killing the fashion game.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I need people to shut the up.

[B]

No, I mean giving her a hard time. People are giving you a hard time about what you're wearing. You're doing something. Correct.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

And I think she's killing it.

[A]

She's killing it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How's she doing?

[B]

Amazing.

[A]

Rock on.

[B]

Yeah, amazing.

[A]

I hate asking people about, like, other people in their life. Cuz it's your show.

[B]

What?

[A]

It's your episode, you know, having a conversation. Oh, God. Who is the best female rapper in the game? There's only one answer.

[B]

Always Nicki Minaj.

[A]

Yes. Okay. Thank God. Okay, I'm sorry.

[B]

No one will ever top her for me. I was having this conversation the other day. I am so sorry. That doesn't mean I don't like, I. I love other female rappers, but there is something like so personal about Nicki Minaj to me and like, so like, like I find myself when I'm listening to Nicki Minaj. Like, her raps are so smart too. Like, she is so clever and smart. I'm just obsessed with her Barbie dreams.

[A]

Are you kidding me? She hit everyone nail on head.

[B]

And then I'm just like a barb til I die. Like I fucking love Nicki Minaj. Like, I adore her.

[A]

Truly and honestly. I'm so glad you said that because there really is only one answer. She was the best to ever do

[B]

it and she really is like, I just, I die for her. I also love. I know this might be controversial, but it was my first concert and I do think she's incredible. Azealia Banks.

[A]

I thought you say Iggy Azealia.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Azeal. She a little crazy.

[B]

Yeah. But she, she is so wildly talented. It's like unbelievable. If you listen to like her first mixtape and like broke with expensive taste. Her first album, like, you're just like, you're. It's like jaw dropping. Like her flow. Like, I like, I'm like, I'm a sucker for like a really good like rap flow special.

[A]

Shout out to doi.

[B]

Yeah, do crushing that.

[A]

Absolutely fucking sick to watch. Watch. She's killing the fast game too.

[B]

She is, Kelly. The Fashion Game.

[A]

I just called it Fast Game.

[B]

Yeah. She is killing the fashion game.

[A]

And what canceled show would you revive if you could?

[B]

That's literally one of the most beautiful questions I've ever been asked. Always, always, always the society. Like, how could I not? Because we were literally left on the worst cliffhanger of all time. I still to this day don't know how they haven't brought it back. Like, even if like half the cast can't come, just kill them off. Like, I don't know, like, like fucking pay them and kill the rest off. That can't be there and figure it out because I need the society. Season two, I don't know if the leftovers got canceled or they just like ended on season three, but I would have loved to. Season four. I just finished the leftovers so that I would have revived the OA on Netflix was really incredible. I would love to have revived that.

[A]

Do you love these like, like Postal apocalypse shows.

[B]

I do. I. I, like, really love them.

[A]

Are you watching the last one of us?

[B]

Yeah, of course. But I got season two, episode two spoiled for me.

[A]

I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm done watching.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm watching episode three, so. But I. We were at dinner and Brett was like, can you believe? And I was like, hey. So haven't seen it yet.

[A]

I hate when people do that.

[B]

She really didn't know, though. Sweet brat. She really didn't know. She was like, I saw it in an E. News post. I didn't.

[A]

Oh, that sucks.

[B]

Yeah, she doesn't watch, so.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I don't think there's any other. Oh, maybe Enlightened with Laura Dern and Michael White. I love that show. If anyone's ever seen Enlightened. I don't know any other, like, canceled show that I'm, like, obsessed with.

[A]

I mean, you just listed off four great shows that left everyone on, like, a. On a crazy cliffhanger. Why are you sorry?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You're not you when you're hungry.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not.

[A]

This segment is called who's More Disgraceful? So in this late night game show, we pull from this. From here, right here, prompting us to tell a story. The twist is you can tell a true story, slightly fabricated story, or just make something up. And I. And you have to guess what the other person is doing. Either telling the truth, slightly lying, or just completely lying to ourselves.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. So I just. And I. Okay. It's like a prompt.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So you can say it out loud and then tell a story.

[B]

Dumbest thing I spent a ridiculous amount of money on. I once bought flip flops for $700 dollars.

[A]

Jesus Christ. I want to say that's slightly fabricated.

[B]

Nope. It was the other week, so. Yeah, they're like silicon too. It's nothing crazy. I don't know how it happened. I got.

[A]

You better be wearing them right now.

[B]

I literally wear them all the time.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I wear them, like, in water. Like, I'll wear them, like, even if I'm swimming, Like, they're on my feet.

[A]

You wear them in the shower.

[B]

I can't believe I did that. Still.

[A]

Your mom's gonna kill you. You.

[B]

She doesn't know. And honestly, I just don't want her to see it.

[A]

Moving on. The strangest habit I have when I'm alone. Sometimes when I'm alone, I'll just pluck my eyelashes out.

[B]

I feel like you're telling the truth.

[A]

I did it when I was younger.

[B]

Oh, okay. So you're slightly fabricating.

[A]

Slightly fabricating.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Cuz I literally took a school picture.

[B]

Uhhuh.

[A]

No eyelashes. None. Zero, zip.

[B]

How would you blink? They. Your eyelashes are there to like, help you blink.

[A]

I think I got a lot of conjunctivitis at the time.

[B]

Okay, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally.

[A]

Things weren't working out correctly, Right?

[B]

I love this game. I'll send you a photo of the flip flops later.

[A]

Oh my God. They better be sick.

[B]

They're not. Have you ever lied to get into a club or a bar? What was the lie?

[A]

Oh, that's. That's an obvious one.

[B]

I had a fake id.

[A]

Yeah, of course.

[B]

Oh my God. And honestly, so serendipitous. The other day I was looking at restaurants near me while I was in New York and what popped up but the place I used to underage drink at.

[A]

No way.

[B]

And I was like. And I'm so happy it's still kicking.

[A]

Oh, it is?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, that's huge.

[B]

I'm so happy. I loved it there.

[A]

Give them a shout out. Get them in trouble.

[B]

Yeah. Craziest lie I ever told and got away with. I'm really bad at lying. Like, I don't know. I. I'm.

[A]

That's a great quality too.

[B]

Can I do another one?

[A]

Of course.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Well, so much for your improv.

[B]

I know. Worst way I ever reacted to bad news. One time I dyed my hair bleach blonde when I got really bad news.

[A]

What was the news?

[B]

It was that I didn't get a role in something and I dyed my hair bleach blonde.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Yeah, like, obviously I didn't dye my hair bleach blonde. I'm sorry. I'm still playing.

[A]

Please.

[B]

Time I embarrassed myself in front of a celebrity. Oh, I mean, this is obviously true. And it was when I. Ed Sheeran was talking about how the lyric when your legs don't work like they used to before. Oh my God. And I was like, totally. And he was like, yeah, my grandma couldn't walk before she passed. And I was like, yeah, that was

[A]

the funniest clip of all time.

[B]

So that was the. When I. That happened in the moment, I was like, cool. That was the most Time. That was the most I've ever. Never embarrass myself. Also, I, like, went running up to role model before I knew him my senior year of college and like, was like, I'm such a big fan. He was like, thanks.

[A]

Now you call him Tucker.

[B]

It's fine.

[A]

Yeah, it's great. So that's really funny. Wait, did. Did Adrian laugh? No, no.

[B]

He just kept going with the story and I was like, you can see it. You can see it. He's like. I'm like, ah, totally.

[A]

He's just alone with your. With your thought. There's time I realized I was the villain. Oh. I used to. I used to stand outside of the girls locker room with. While eating pixie sticks. And there was another girl I didn't like, and I called her a fat cow. And then I tried to fight her at. During gym, around the track.

[B]

Can I quick question about that?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

What do the pixie stix have to do with any of that?

[A]

Because I vividly remember putting it in my mouth and being like. Like. Like calling. Calling someone else while eating a pixie stick is like, kind of ironic.

[B]

Was she mean to you?

[A]

No, she didn't do anything wrong. She was the only person who went to my birthday party.

[B]

And you called her what a.

[A]

What a fat slob or fat, fat cow.

[B]

And she was the only person that came to your birthday party. What elicited. I think you're lying.

[A]

So I am flipping a story.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

I was the only one to go to this girl's birthday party in fifth grade. And then in seventh grade, she. She tried fighting me every time she got the chance. What? I never understood it. It was so crazy.

[B]

Were you like, remember your roots?

[A]

I was like. And then, you know, of course she got pregnant, so I hope she's a better mother.

[B]

Oh, God. Okay. Tell a story about the worst bomb you've ever had on stage. Oh, one time I tried to make a joke. Do you know what I'm about to say? Put it. And I was like, yeah, put a finger down if that ever happened to you. And everyone was like, dead silent. And I was like. And I heard from the back, Louise, be like, holy. Oh my God. It was. I'm not doing justice. How bad? It was like, it was like, put a finger down. And everyone was like. It was so embarrassing.

[A]

What was the thing? Do you remember?

[B]

No. It was so stupid.

[A]

I. I made everything weird. One time we were doing like a game like this on stage and it got brought up that like a, like, like, like sexual misconduct upon me. And I was like, you know, we've all been there, right, guys? And everyone was like, oh, we feel bad. And I was like, oh, yeah, that was me.

[B]

I've had instances like that where I've like, made jokes about stuff that's happened to me. And people will just be like a. And. But I usually say please don't. Aw. Before.

[A]

Yes. Cuz I'll do, I'll do. Like, I do like a lot of self deprecating jokes in my set and like the girly pops are so supportive, but when you. Aww. It loses the purpose that it was a joke.

[B]

Right.

[A]

We're still trying to laugh, right?

[B]

Right, Right, Right.

[A]

So we're loving the games, right?

[B]

I love the game.

[A]

Okay, next game. So we asked the live studio audience.

[B]

Hey, wow.

[A]

The listeners at home.

[B]

Okay, totally.

[A]

To submit their niche skits for us to act out. And now we're gonna put your acting skills to work.

[B]

Oh God, I haven't done this in a while. Okay, go, go.

[A]

Try to reconnect with a hookup from a cruise. But it's after you both survived the Titanic.

[B]

Okay, like do you want to be Greystone? I'll be Jake. Or do you want to be Jack and Rose?

[A]

Jack and Rose.

[B]

Okay, like do you want to be Jack or Rose?

[A]

I'll be Jack, you rich bitch.

[B]

Oh my God, Jack, I'm so sorry. This is Jack.

[A]

Yeah, hi.

[B]

I didn't think I would see you here.

[A]

Well, here I am.

[B]

Jack and I were, we were on the Titanic together and it sunk. Do you remember the ship that I was on that sunk?

[A]

Yeah, I was staying at the bottom corner.

[B]

I know.

[A]

She couldn't believe that.

[B]

I mean, I'm so sorry. I like blacked out for all of that. I was also, I was a little drunk. It's so good to see you.

[A]

Yeah, I really sobered up once I hit the cold water.

[B]

No, I, I, I can imagine. It's so good to see. What are you doing here? Where are you working right now?

[A]

Well, I'm working for your family, actually. They took me under their wing.

[B]

Oh, that's nice.

[A]

You still have that ruby? I'm, I'm not doing so good actually.

[B]

The ruby? Oh, you know, I gave it to my daughter. I had, I had a daughter.

[A]

Is it mine?

[B]

No, it's, it says, oh, that.

[A]

Are you me? And scene. Next one. Two co workers trying to find out if the other one smokes weed. But the trick is they both do.

[B]

Okay. How long have you been working here for?

[A]

For like two months.

[B]

But you know, it's been time.

[A]

A long lot.

[B]

I like just started last week.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What's your vibe with Marshall?

[A]

Well, Marshall's cool, but like I like go to the bathroom sometimes and like he's always in there saying like, what's, what's that smell? And like I'm not pooping.

[B]

Are you like vaping?

[A]

Well, like, I don't really like nicotine.

[B]

Wait, okay, so I actually was wondering if this was, like, a chill environment to do that. Yeah. So the fact that you. You. Oh, my God, this is like. I honestly have hated this job this entire. Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Don't let.

[B]

Don't let.

[A]

Marshall.

[B]

No, I'm a narc. The biggest. That's why. That's why I asked if you liked him, too. Because, like, everyone who I asked them, like, what are you, like, Marshall? And they're all like, we love him. So, like. No. So. But that's why I was like. I, like, kind of, like, like, laid it out easy with you because I don't want to be known as, like, a. Because, like, at my last job, everyone was like, he's such a.

[A]

Is that what you left?

[B]

Yeah. And, like, it was just, like, I was talking a lot of. And, like, I got in a lot of trouble. In trouble. So I'm, like, really trying to change, but, like, Marshall sucks.

[A]

Yeah. Dude, I. I couldn't. At my last. My last job, I had to take

[B]

a drug test, so I was like, I have to get out of the way. Did they. Did they catch you before?

[A]

No, it was the piss.

[B]

It was the piss. Yeah, I understand that.

[A]

I'm so glad.

[B]

I'm so happy we met today.

[A]

This is really good.

[B]

I was, like, really upset.

[A]

You, like.

[B]

No. You really get my vibe. And I was so upset coming into work today.

[A]

I knew that about you, too.

[B]

You did?

[A]

I did.

[B]

Oh, I. And you know what? My. My fucking roommate was. Was like, take that frown upside down because everyone's gonna know that you're miserable. And, like, you just kind of solidified the fact that everyone knew I was miserable.

[A]

No, you radiate, like, the same vibe I got.

[B]

Okay. Okay, well, I'm happy that you smoke, too, because, like, no one else in this office smokes or drinks. It's kind of weird.

[A]

I'm high as fuck right now.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, cool. Well, I'm about to be, so I'll be right there with you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

That was awesome. Sorry, Marshall.

[A]

Puss getting waxed for the first time like an octopus.

[B]

Okay, they left it up for an octopus. Do you want to be waxing my tentacles?

[A]

Of course.

[B]

Okay. I've never done this before. Is it going to hurt?

[A]

Just. Just a wee little bit. You're. You're good, though. Like, you expand.

[B]

Yeah, no, it's just, like. I'm just, like, hooking up with this guy, and he doesn't like hair so

[A]

can you just expand a little more for me? Thank you. You're all curled up. It's a lot.

[B]

I get it. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

[A]

Okay, well, I don't know what the problem is. If I cut that off, you'll just grow another one. That's the problem here.

[B]

I'm not here for you to cut it off, so it's fine. Just maybe can we, like, play music or something? Like, I don't really know what to do.

[A]

Do you want ocean noises? Would that be better?

[B]

Maybe, like, some Taylor Swift?

[A]

One, two, three.

[B]

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

[A]

I really.

[B]

You know, it hurt way less the second time.

[A]

Okay, do you want to try? Can you bone over? I want to get the tentacle.

[B]

Yeah, no, I got it. Yep.

[A]

And one, two, three. Ow, ow. Okay, so that is the sensitive side.

[B]

No, I know. I figured it. Feel. I feel it. Okay.

[A]

Okay. In a 1, 2, 3.

[B]

Ow.

[A]

Okay, if you're gonna keep doing this.

[B]

No, I mean, I just, like, you just have to keep doing it. I paid for it.

[A]

You're being very brave.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

I, I, that's what I usually tell the girls, you know? One, two, three.

[B]

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

[A]

Do you want to just do this another time?

[B]

No, I don't. I want to do it now. I've canceled so many times, and last time they charged me. It was really annoying.

[A]

Okay, I'll bring in Helga. Helga.

[B]

This was great.

[A]

That was great. Great. And to close things off, I've got a little bit of a. Disgraceful receipts. This is a. A look into your past.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

And I just wanted to. I wanted you to, you know, know. Please, just speak for yourself. When these come out, what is up first? We have this.

[B]

Oh, my God. That's when I did ground puss day. Right? Isn't that when I did puxtwani puss or something? And I was like, this is where. Where is that from? When did I do that?

[A]

Very long, very long time ago.

[B]

Yeah. Was that from my Instagram?

[A]

Do you know how many posts you have?

[B]

Yeah, a lot.

[A]

A lot. It was hard to get to the

[B]

follow up, but that was when I just woke up one day and decided that I would decide when it was spring or winter.

[A]

Wonderful.

[B]

And I think I decided on spring that year.

[A]

You have something in common with my sister Nora. She posts for Puxy Tawny Phil every year.

[B]

Really? Yeah. That was. That was. That was fun. We. I counted it down in my apartment. It was. It was a fun time.

[A]

Oh, up next.

[B]

Oh, those fugly shorts I wore every single day. That is actually, I want to say an ipod touch, not an iPhone. And I was in the dressing room of what looks like a J. Crew, and I bought and nothing. And I was in eighth grade.

[A]

You're just there for vibes. Yeah. It doesn't look like you're trying anything on.

[B]

I want to say that was like, maybe summer right after eighth grade ended.

[A]

I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble for having this.

[B]

No, I posted that.

[A]

Well, no, I know, but you're just so young in it.

[B]

Oh, I. I got that. I got that.

[A]

Oh, up next.

[B]

Oh. So that's my old apartment on Orlando. And we had just moved in and I had bought no furniture, but I did buy a blue blow up squid and Priorities. And I ran around the apartment in it and. And yeah, that was that. That was my old apartment. That was that. We still have that plant in the corner and we still have that mirror.

[A]

Do you really? Yeah, dude, it looks like. It looks like you're being held hostage by the squid. Like you're trying to get out.

[B]

Yeah, like it was. Everyone thought it was funny. And then I was like, it's really hot in here. I love this game.

[A]

Okay, moving right along. Long. Oh, who's she?

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay. So that was when me and Sophia watched the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale. And I had. She. I. Yeah, yes, that. That was then. And she had given me a wig. And then she had done my makeup. That's why it looks so good. And I was trying to dress up as Lisa Barlow. Yeah.

[A]

And that's Lisa Barlow.

[B]

Yeah, I think I was trying to dress up as Lisa Bar Barlow.

[A]

You want to keep that?

[B]

Yeah, I'll keep that. This one, that was at Remedy Place. Oh, my God. I'm like holding my breasts at the time in New York.

[A]

Oh. To which I want to just quickly say. And I don't like commenting on people's bodies or anything, but you, you look so fit lately.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

And I know you're working very, very hard. And you, you. It.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

The results are.

[B]

I appreciate that. That was at Remedy Place, I want to say, actually in la, and it was the one of the first times I ever did a cold plunge and they were like, guiding me through breathing exercises.

[A]

I would like to know what you're listening to.

[B]

It was Taylor Swift, of course. No, no, no, no. There it was like, breathe in, breathe out. It was like, like meditation stuff.

[A]

Oh, no. Shit. So you really.

[B]

You're in it? Yeah, I was in it. And that's the COVID from one of my Spotify playlists. I'm pretty sure.

[A]

That's fucking awesome. How do you make your playlists?

[B]

It's like, I consider them, like, kind of like musical diaries. So I have one for every year. I have one just for my entire time of college. Called USC. Hell yeah. Like, encapsulates 21, 18 through 22, and then starting when I graduated, I have 22, 23, 24, and 25.

[A]

That's the way to do it. Like, my year, I do it seasonally.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Cuz I'm too lazy for that.

[A]

Songs remind you of a time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, it's good to keep it all there. Oh, here we go.

[B]

My letter to he who Shall Not Be Named from my first Coachella stay in 2019. The house fell apart and he charged us, I think over $3,000 to repair it. And then we paid that, and then he charged 4,000 and we wrote that.

[A]

Oh, can you give a synopsis?

[B]

Yeah. Basically, the house, like, fell apart. So, like, we actually tell this story on my tour. We. The door opens and we opened the door, it fell off. Like a drawer fell out. Then he accused us of, like, taking a shit in the pool and, like, stealing a Chihuahua poster and a Buddha statue. It was like, the craziest thing.

[A]

Oh, that's madness.

[B]

Yeah. And the toilets broke.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

Yeah, it was. It was. It was wild. Oh, is anyone up?

[A]

That is the caption.

[B]

Can we get a date check on that? That's from my old apartment. Is anyone up? I posted this. Jesus Christ.

[A]

Looking like mad casual with it.

[B]

I was high in my. I was high in my old apartment on Orlando, and I wanted attention.

[A]

And you know what? You would have got it from me, I'll tell you that. Because that is a sly fox right there putting it out there, that I just had an epiphany that my new dream in life is to star in an airplane safety video. People watch before their flight.

[B]

I still want that.

[A]

I just saw a comedian in one, and I was like, that's sick.

[B]

So I actually thought about this the other week, and that is. What. What's the date on that?

[A]

Well, on the notes app, it's April 9, 2023. 3. You can come.

[B]

I was coming back from recording your podcast.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah, I was.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, I was.

[A]

And I actually know for a fact you're flying JetBlue. Yeah. That you won't be doing that for this.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

That'll probably be a united situation.

[B]

I love United. I was actually thinking about them today? Yeah, Yeah, I might book a flight on them.

[A]

What's your favorite? Is that your favorite?

[B]

Like it just. It depends.

[A]

I'm a Delta gal.

[B]

Yeah. I, I've been trying to get into Delta.

[A]

Do you see what they do for you if you get a million miles?

[B]

Yeah. Heather McMahon. It's got like a whole million mile club.

[A]

Couldn't believe it. It was a whole to do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like they have to call you and tell you to get to the airport early because it was so much stuff going on.

[B]

Yeah, I like want that.

[A]

Fucking sick. And then we're gonna end on this one.

[B]

Oh my God. What did I say again?

[A]

Oh.

[B]

So that was a photo of me my freshman year of college before a party.

[A]

You look so straight.

[B]

Yeah, I face tuned my. I used to face tune my teeth that'd be really white. And I face tuned my entire face. I smoothed out and I sucked my nose in and I sucked my face in. So I did the smooth effect, the teeth whitener effect. And I did not the, it was like the resize effect. Like that's how intense I got with it. I like resized my face.

[A]

Would you do that all the time

[B]

or is that all the time? And then I made a thing that. I don't do that anymore.

[A]

Yeah, I won't, I won't do that. I used to whiten the teeth, right?

[B]

Because when I would start to show up to dates, I was like, damn, they really think I probably look different. And like, honestly, like, this is not fun.

[A]

Yeah. Because when you get there, you see it on their face. They're like, oh, wow, you have a different, different face.

[B]

But some one time somebody liked me on hinge and wrote catfish.

[A]

I know, I know.

[B]

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[B]

Yeah, I am.

[A]

Are you on Raya?

[B]

I am.

[A]

Is that what you're doing?

[B]

I like hinge a lot. Honestly.

[A]

I like hinge too.

[B]

Yeah. Everyone's like, you should probably delete it. I'm like, I'm allowed to look for love too.

[A]

Would you read your prompt prompts out loud? Your hinge prompts?

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[A]

I think, I think it's a beautiful thing opening up your. Your hinge profile.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And, and sharing your.

[B]

How you show your prompts are as follows. I go crazy for white rice.

[A]

Sugar.

[B]

Yeah. My most irrational fear is refrigerators.

[A]

Is that right?

[B]

Yep. I hate refrigerators. Typical Sunday. Sunday. Yeah, of course. And that's it.

[A]

That's a. If you know, you know.

[B]

Yeah, that's like. Is that how you, you though somebody will be like, what's Sunday? And then you know, I'll explain. Yeah.

[A]

And then the ones that do it, does that stare you in a different like, like.

[B]

No, like for the refrigerator. The refrigerator one is the most responded to. They'll be like, say, what's up? You know, like why do you hate like. Well, I like conversation starter. Yeah, it's a good conversation starter.

[A]

That's good.

[B]

Yeah, that's good stuff.

[A]

I could take, I could take some notes on that because mine is dormant. Okay. And to finish off, I just ask everyone, what's your walkout? So song. What's your song that you like? Like your, your mantra song?

[B]

Okay, so I don't have a walk out song. I have a walk off song. So every night that my show finishes, I play the Archer by Taylor Swift.

[A]

Oh, that's great.

[B]

Yeah. What's your stuff?

[A]

I do party all the time, but it was originally made by Eddie Murphy, but it's remixed by Dark Ski.

[B]

Amazing.

[A]

Yeah, it's good stuff. My girl wants to party all the time.

[B]

Party all the time.

[A]

And speaking of parties, anything you'd like to promote?

[B]

Yes. If you want to see my live show, you can get [e-mail] and Stre Therapists, which is out every Wednesday at 7pm Pacific. And thank you, Grace, for having me.

[A]

Thank you so much for coming. This has been amazing. I love you so much. You rock. All right. We ended on a whisper.

[B]

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