Never Bring A Baby To A Baby Shower... with Amber Autry

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley

Episode: Never Bring a Baby To a Baby Shower... with Amber Autry
Date: November 27, 2025
Host: Grace O’Malley (“Unwell”)
Guest: Amber Autry

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Overview

This episode of Disgraceful is a rollicking, candid, and quick-witted conversation between host-comedian Grace O’Malley and guest Amber Autry, a rising stand-up comic. They explore their striking city/country personalities, reminisce about comedy, weddings, mudding, southern and northern quirks, and try to determine if Amber has what it takes to be Grace’s new co-host. The tone is fast, irreverent, and warm-hearted, packed with riffing, playful games, tangents, and genuine moments about friendship and finding your place.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. City Mouse, Country Mouse: Culture Clash and Camaraderie

• Amber’s southern upbringing and Grace’s big-city, Boston/New York roots become recurring comedic fodder.
• The pair banter about mudding, four wheelers, and the appeal of Des Moines as a tour stop:
  • Amber: “Des Moines, dude… there’s nothing out there. So people get so hype and they buy merch. They’re just, like, stoked that you’re there.” (03:38)
• Grace pokes fun at Amber’s country ways, while Amber expresses mock-awe at city living and Grace’s "gold toes" pedicure.

2. Weddings, Marriage, and Growing Up

• Amber describes her intimate, nontraditional wedding: “The favorite part about the wedding is it was just me and him. The photographer was ordained. So we were just out in the woods. … She was like, these trees are holding your story. I was like, this is exactly what I wanted.” (07:08)
• The discussion of long-term love versus the constant motion of standup life, with Amber noting 11 years with her partner.

3. Experiences on the Road: Comedy and Adventure

• Amber tells stories of cross-country road trips and sleeping in parks, digging into her surprisingly outdoorsy side and how it contrasts with Grace’s city-centric lifestyle.
• The hosts riff on shooting guns, both finding it at turns exhilarating and uncomfortable, ultimately agreeing “you gotta ride it out.” (23:44)
• The challenges and joys of performing in different cities, from overstayed welcomes in Nashville to DIY mics on Chicago subways (50:54).

4. Stand-Up Careers: Milestones & Vulnerabilities

• Amber prepping her first hour-long special at the former “brothly” Bijou Theater in Knoxville, TN.
  • Amber: “It actually used to be a brothel. Up top there are old...like, the rooms are still brothly.” (12:17)
• Discussion of the pressure of putting material online, the pros and (comment section) cons of TikTok vs. YouTube, and moving past self-consciousness:
  • Amber: “Once you start sending it, it’s like, whatever.” (39:41)
• Standout moment: Grace’s “Itching and Burning” TikTok dance went unexpectedly viral (40:39).

5. Games & Improv Bits

• "Wrong Answers Only" yields standout banter:
  • Grace: "What should you never bring to a baby shower?"
  • Amber: "Uh, probably another baby..." (29:22)
• Improv act-outs: Chain-smoking theme park princesses, hashtag-obsessed influencers live on 5 viewers, both satirical and absurd—demonstrating comedic chemistry and quick thinking.
  • Amber as exasperated Elsa: “No, this is helping. Oh, this is one of the mint ones.” (31:20)
• Riff on walkout songs and comedians' performance "riders":
  • Amber: "Wet Vagina."
  • Grace: "That would be a sick rider." (37:03)

6. Friendship, Support, and Personal Growth

• Both touch on the importance of having grounding people around them: Grace’s sister/HR, Amber’s husband, comedy community.
• The conversation wraps with mutual appreciation:
  • Grace: “I adore you. I really do. I think you’re one of the funniest gals around and you kill it and you’re crushing it. I’m genuinely so, so happy for you.” (54:01)
  • Amber gives heartfelt thanks and shouts-out her loved ones, encouraging listeners to follow her.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On the disconnect between city and country:

• “This is City Mouse and Country Mouse having a podcast. Sit down. A Tale of Two Cities.” — Grace (07:36)
• “I don’t think I can do [Carhartt]. Because then the allegations might look too true. You know what I mean? Oh yeah.” — Grace (03:50 & 19:27)

On comedy:

• “Have you been to Iowa? You big stupid idiot. Buy my shirt.” — Grace, joking about easygoing midwestern fans (03:57)

On marriage:

• “He’s my best friend and he calms me down. He’s not a comic.” — Amber (11:03)

On self-promotion:

• “You just got to start sending them though. That’s the whole thing.” — Amber (39:17)
• “Comments are so chill and nice, so—Oh, yeah.” — Amber (39:48, tongue-in-cheek about TikTok/YouTube culture)

On social personas:

• “Hi guys, we’re hashtag live at this hashtag park and everything is lit… now what I want to do is I want to shout out, Mickey, Carol, Lisa. Is John in there?” — Grace (34:23)

On authenticity:

• “Thank you so much for everybody being themselves so I can choose who I want to be around, which won’t be me, I guess.” — Amber (54:30)

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Time | | ------------------------------------------------ | ---------- | | Banter on city vs. country, podcast set-up | 00:30–05:00 | | Comedy scene, favorite cities, Iowa riff | 03:23–04:10 | | Weddings, relationships, outdoor life | 06:31–14:32 | | Road trips & "Outdoorsy Amber" | 09:23–10:56 | | Gun stories & regional quirks | 21:29–23:44 | | Lamp talk—wedding registry mishaps | 25:43–27:00 | | Drinking and quitting, COVID hobbies | 27:13–29:13 | | “Wrong Answers Only” game | 28:38–30:13 | | Improv acts: Themepark burnout, influencer skits | 30:49–36:36 | | Walkout/rider talk, putting stand-up online | 37:03–40:37 | | Viral TikTok moments, TikTok vs. YouTube | 40:39–41:07 | | Disgraceful Receipts: photo reactions/games | 44:03–54:05 | | Closing thoughts, rapid-fire gratitude | 54:30–55:02 |

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Overall Tone and Takeaways

The episode is rapid-fire, irreverent, and full of affectionate barbs and self-mockery. Both Grace and Amber poke fun at themselves and each other, revealing the grind and joy of stand-up, and the ways background shapes perspective. If you love comics riffing, fish-out-of-water moments, or want a look at the grit, anxiety, and heart behind comedy success, this episode is for you.

Amber’s final word:
“Thank you so much for everybody being themselves so I can choose who I want to be around… I love you Alex, I love you my friends, I love you my family. … If you want to be kissed on the forehead by me, you should follow me everywhere at Amber Autry comedy. Definitely on YouTube… I love you guys so much. I’ll see you soon.” (54:30)

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Transcript

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Have you ever had like, have you gone out on a four wheeler? Mud, mud, mud. And then you. At night, you're sitting in a field, you're hearing the crickets and the frogs. You're drinking.

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Sounds like schizophrenia. I'm in the crickets and the frogs. What was that? A move.

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We gotta get you a car heart. Have you ever put a car heart on?

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I don't think I can do that. Because then the allegations might look too true. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

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That is so true. Just give it a whirl.

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What, being a lesbian? Yeah, I've thought about it.

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Okay.

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Yeah. We're not going there. So.

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Everywhere I want to go, where you don't want to go, I'm scary.

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And remember, I'm driving this 401 at 50 right now.

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Coming at you live from a shady Manhattan studio.

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It's disgraceful.

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Featuring your gracious ginger host.

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Hey, watch yourself. I can say that. Okay, boss, whatever you say.

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You pay my bills.

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Give it up for Grace O Ali. Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, we are here at Daisy M. Sorry, we're keeping it classy. We're so happy to have this next guest. By we I mean just me. It's my show. Welcome in Amber O Tree. Is that how you told me to say it?

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No.

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Oh, Trey. That's it. Ladies and gentlemen, we're so happy to have you.

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It's the best day of my life.

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What? No.

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Come on.

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You've got to have better days. There's got to be better days packed in there.

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No, I think every day is the best day of my life. So just you one of those?

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Yeah, it's just a happy go. Lucky, huh? I know.

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I'm trying to be chill about it.

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She literally just says to me, she goes, oh, you've lived here five years. You think you're still liking it? What kind of a fucking question.

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I didn't realize it was that obvious that I hate it.

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Yeah. No, it's the tone of your voice. Like, oh, wow. I can't even believe anyone would live here. You piece of shit.

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It's Just exhausting.

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It is, but that's what you know. But it's exhausting in the sense of we just never sleep.

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Yeah.

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And so once you run off, pure.

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Exhaustion, that's what, you know.

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Jackhammer outside. Is that what we're doing today?

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Exhausting.

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Absolute jackhammer. You were just also off camera bragging that you.

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Bragging.

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Sold. Yeah. Bragging you did the Bell House for New York Comedy Festival.

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Yeah.

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And it was like a cute brag. It was like. Yeah. I didn't really understand why everyone was standing, though. It's like, oh, because there weren't enough chairs because you sold the place out, so.

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Well. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

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So let's go, big dog.

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I know. It was really nice.

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Yeah. That's awesome.

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It's so dope.

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What's your favorite scene to performing?

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You know. Des Moines.

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What? Yeah.

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You hate it.

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No, I just wasn't expecting that. You know, some people say Chicago, some people say Austin. You say Des Moines.

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Des Moines, dude.

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Now where's that?

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Iowa. Last time I was there.

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Yeah, of course. Yeah, dude.

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Because there's nothing out there. So people get so hype and they buy merch. They're just, like, stoked that you're there.

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They're easy to pull one on.

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Yeah, yeah, pull one on.

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Yeah, yeah, Just get them good.

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Have you been to Iowa? Yeah.

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You big stupid idiot. Buy my shirt. I don't know what's gone into me today. I'm so happy.

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I know. We spent New Year's together.

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We rang it in. We rang in the New Year together.

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Do you think that had a positive effect on your year?

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Yeah, 100%. I definitely need you around if we could bring this in together every year.

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I said we go to Iowa this year.

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Yeah. I mean, it's been on my bucket list to do New Year's Eve in Des Moines. I think that's where I'm going to find my prints. I do.

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Are you looking for a prince?

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Well, I heard you found one.

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Yeah.

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A forever prince. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So when it comes to the wedding.

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Yeah.

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What was your favorite part of wedding? And then I'm gonna ask you what your favorite part of marriage is. Oh, yeah. So get ready.

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The favorite part about the wedding is it was just me and him. The photographer was ordained. So we were just out in the woods. Oh, no.

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Shit. I was wondering how that worked.

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Dude, it was awesome.

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That's really awesome.

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Yeah. She was like, these trees are holding your story. I was like, this is exactly what I wanted.

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Oh, were you on mushrooms?

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No.

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No. Because that sound like a. I have to be on mushrooms to understand that the trees were holding my story.

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It was just a bot. Have you been to the. Where the fuck is it?

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I'm sure I haven't.

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Okay.

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I'm not much of the outdoorsy type. This is City Mouse and Country Mouse having a podcast. Sit down. A Tale of Two Cities.

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The Redwood Forest. Have you been there?

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No, I haven't actually.

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Oh, man. Dude.

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Have you been to the Gulf Stream waters?

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No.

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Well, this land is made for you and me, so I knew.

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I recognized. I was like, that sounds familiar. I don't know. What, you don't like outdoors?

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I'm just not the outdoorsy type. Okay, but you. But you are.

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No. What?

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See, you got married by the by holding a tree branch. I thought, true.

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But then it was like, okay, let's get inside.

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Okay.

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You know what I'm saying? I like the aesthetic. I like to be like.

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You'd go camping, but you'd probably call it glamping.

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Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, one day.

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Max, have you ever, like, on a. On a road trip kind of thing, like. Excuse me, who? I was just asking if you've ever been on a good old fashioned road trip and you thought I was asking you if you've ever had sex. Well, you just got married, so I would hope.

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I'm gonna cry.

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I would hope. No, cry.

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I have to.

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Okay. Oh, okay. The tissues, Nora. Thank you. We have these on emergency.

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You didn't say had sex. You said something different.

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No, no, no, no, no. But if you wanna tell me about sex, I would love to learn the birds and the bees. For me, it's been few years.

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Have you ever hit it on a road trip?

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I guess I did. I guess I did. And I meant to say, like, have you ever hit a road trip and had like a like hit. Hit the road jack, like that kind of thing?

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Yeah, I've done that.

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Now, where did you go on this road trip and where did you park?

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Is that park or port?

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Oh, no, that. Now we're talking pork. You brought up sex. Now I'm getting weird.

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I've been on a road trip from Nashville to California and back.

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Back.

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Twice.

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Holy. Twice.

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Twice.

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That sounds like something you do one time and one time all night maybe.

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I am an outdoors person.

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It's really sounding like it. You don't have to. Just because I'm the city mouse doesn't mean. Listen, I still. I can still with a country bumpkin. Okay? Hell yeah. Depends who though.

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Oh, for sure.

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Definitely depends who. But you're all right, Spider.

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Oh, thanks. Yeah. Dude, we slept in like, parks. National parks. Going out to California.

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That is the most outdoorsy thing you can do in your whole life.

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Yeah, you're right. I'm learning about myself right now. Dude, it was. Have you ever slept, like, outside?

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No.

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Okay.

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No, that.

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Sex outside?

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Yeah, In a public pool. Does that count? What? Yeah. Gross.

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Really?

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Yeah. I was a kid. I don't know. I don't know. A lot of my escapades, a lot of them are great memories.

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Sorry I brought that up.

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Oh, no, it's fine. It was. I was drunk. Okay. It was in Mexico, so. Kids, you know.

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Mexico? At a public pool.

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Yeah. I was like, freshly 18. What? So it's legal, it's wild. But I don't know how. I wonder what the cons. I wonder. Never mind. So.

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So anyway. Marriage.

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Yeah, marriage. That sounds like a real great treat.

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Yeah. Dude. So it's awesome. We've been together 11 years, so it's like.

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Oh, holy shit.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. So since you were 11.

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Yeah. Thank you so much. Yeah. We met in college, so it's like we've been married. But to, like, lock it down was really romantic and nice.

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That's true love.

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Yeah.

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It's like, I want to be with you forever.

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Yeah. Dude. And I do. He's my best friend and he calms me down. He's not a comic.

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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You know what I'm saying?

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You know, he's not. He's not trying to go riff to riff. Oh, no, no. Because that would be exhausting. Right.

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Well, he's funny, but he's not trying to, like, do that in front of other people.

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Yeah. There's only room for one star.

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Exactly.

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In a relationship. Yeah.

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Yeah. Have you ever dated a comic?

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I've never dated. Thanks so much for bringing it up. How are you to know? Is that pillow comfy? I want to see. So my sister. My sister preps these shows and sometimes I have no idea what it says right here.

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Oh, fine.

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And so I just. I thought we'd shoot the show, but now I got nervous about the no dating thing. So you're taping your first hour long special at the Bijou.

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I like how you say it.

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Is it Bijou?

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Bijou.

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Is it Bijou?

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It is. Oh, it is the Bajou Theater.

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See, that's not a place I would think is in Tennessee.

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It is the Bijou Theater. Yeah, it is.

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How would you say it?

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Bijou.

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Bijou.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Bijou.

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Bijou. Bijou.

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Bijou. Bi. Self. Enjoy yourself.

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It's in Knoxville, Tennessee. It's gorgeous. Gorgeous. It actually used to be a brothel. What? Yeah. Up top there are old. Like, the rooms are still brothly.

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Wow.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Now what does brothel entail? Because I'm not really sure.

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The. The paint is chipped. There's mattresses in there.

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Little kiss marks.

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Yeah.

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On the. On the. On the bed frames. Little love notes.

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IOUs.

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We're making brothels. Really romantic. Really romanticizing brothels. I don't think it was as nice as we're saying.

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Well, at the Bijou, though.

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At the Bijou.

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Of course.

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I mean. Well, that's where dreams come true. Dreams come true. It's beautiful.

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Really. But, yeah, that's where I went to college.

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No, okay.

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Not at the brothel. At. There is a college there.

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Do they have schools for escorts? If so, I would like to sign up. Yeah. No, I want to learn how to be all.

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I feel like you would kill that dude.

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I'd probably kill someone, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think I would be a better madam.

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Oh, hell, yeah. Dude, that'd be sick.

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I think that would be sick. Put that down. I think I'm gonna do that. It's gonna be the. Yeah, the career pivot. Imagine. I really talk like that.

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Put that down.

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Put that down.

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No one's over there.

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Why do you shake your head like I do? Talk like that. Seems like we're fighting. That's my sister. And you know this? Yes, I do.

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That's so nice to have each other, dude.

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It is.

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Does she ground you?

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Oh, she. I'm always ground. Grounded. Oh, she just takes my phone away. I never get to see my friends. It's the worst.

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That's so nice you guys have each other. Dude, does your.

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Does your husband tour with you?

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He does. He's here right now.

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I don't see him.

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No. Look under the desk. He's down there.

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I thought I felt something.

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Is he tickling you? Yeah, he's crazy.

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He took my sock off.

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Oh, that's his sock now.

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He's a foot guy.

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Yeah. He's never seen a city mouse foot. Oh.

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Oh, yeah. Really pedicured. Really nice stuff down there. I think I actually have gold toes right now. I'm not even kidding. They put on the wrong nail polish, and I was like, I'm not gonna say anything.

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Okay. Yeah, you never do. I'm never gonna do that. You paid to let them do whatever they wanted.

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Yeah. I was like, yeah. Oh, I love it. I love it. That's actually beautiful. That's really nice stuff.

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Gold polish, gold tones. I feel like that hit on your skin tone, though.

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I think you're right. I think the viewers at home are really excited. That's like a joke outside. That's like. That's like. Like what a. Like a person that lives in the countryside thinks that the city sounds like. It never sounds like.

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Yeah, sure.

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My promise. They're usually very well behaved out there, those construction workers. They don't ugu and aga at all. Oh, you gotta be me with that, though.

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I know. That's wild. Yeah.

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Do you mind if I just take a look? I'm just gonna yell at them real quick.

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Sure. So you guys live in New York, huh?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God. That is a solid horse stance he got on you there.

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Will you keep it down? We're trying to do a podcast. All right.

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Did they hear you?

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You.

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They got.

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Yeah, well, they should have.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, did you hear me?

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Yeah, I got it.

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I think I went pretty high. I went a couple decibels. Yeah.

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That was a good horse dance. I've never seen one like that.

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What was that?

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A horse stance.

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See? No, I don't know those words.

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Yeah.

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What's that all about?

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It's when you get you squat low and you lift from the bottom.

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We should do wife swap.

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That would be awesome.

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I think that would be really good.

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Dude, a comic wife swap.

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Yeah. Except I got no one for you to swap with.

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Oh, well, that'd be sick. I'll just.

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Just.

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I'll just live here for a little bit.

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Okay. I think it'll be funny. I actually do think it would be funny to follow you around like. Like with a camera, being like Amber in the big city. And then I gotta go down.

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Do you think you'd like living in the South?

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No.

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Really?

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No, I wouldn't.

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You don't like the quiet?

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No, I hate the quiet. I hate the land. I hate. I got mud in my shoes.

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What the what? Why do you have mud in your shoes?

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Because it's learning. The countryside is dirt. I wonder. Like dirt roads, you know, too. It's dirty.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Chilling on dirt road. Oh, my God.

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Yeah. Really good.

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Thank you. That was really nice.

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[B]

Hey, did you like Nashville? Nashville's the same.

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I love Nashville.

[B]

Okay.

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Yeah, well, I love Nashville.

[B]

You can be honest.

[C]

Well, my honest thing is, is I went there too many times.

[B]

Really?

[C]

I went there way too many times. I went like six times. You got burnt out in like a really short amount of time. And you know what? I was doing Broadway. The same. Yeah. And it was like with different groups of people who all wanted to do the same thing every time as if. And it was their first time doing it. And you can't just be like, yeah, I did that before. It's boring. And you know, the locals don't actually go there. Like you can't be that guy when people are like, that's a woo. And so.

[B]

But by the sixth time I feel like you can.

[C]

Nah, it was all different people. So they're all having that first experience and I'm like, I'm doing Groundhog Day. I'm like, woo hoo. Chillin on the road. Fucking.

[B]

Oh, that was really good.

[C]

Thank you. I can, I can switch.

[B]

I can.

[C]

I'm ambidextrous.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. So I can switch to country mode any day of the week. Hell yeah. Can you switch to pompous city ass?

[B]

Yeah, look at me, I'm here. Dude, I got an 18 matcher over there. Right?

[C]

I knew you were gonna talk about the coffee.

[B]

I can't not.

[C]

You drink a turt.

[B]

Yeah, I love dirt. Like dirt. What?

[C]

Because it reminds me of home.

[B]

You dirt roads.

[C]

Chilling on a dirt road is like literally engraved in my head right now. I want to take you.

[B]

Have you ever had like, have you gone out on a four wheeler? Mud, mud, mud. And then you at night, you're sitting in a field, you're hearing the crickets and the frogs. You're drinking schizophrenia.

[C]

I mean, the crickets in the books.

[B]

We gotta get you a car heart. Have you ever put a car heart on?

[C]

I don't think I can do that. Because then the allegations might look too true. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. That is so true.

[B]

Just give it a whirl.

[C]

Oh, what? Being a Lesbian. Yeah, I've thought about it.

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Okay.

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Yeah, we're not going there.

[B]

So everywhere go where you don't want to go scary.

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And remember, I'm driving this 401 at 50 right now. What are they called?

[B]

4F150. What?

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Yeah, 4F150.

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150.

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4F150.

[B]

There it is. Yeah. You say it like you're from the 50s.

[C]

My brain. My brain literally just like. I just had an aneurysm because I said that. That was crazy.

[B]

You didn't grow up in, like, a. I know you're from Boston, but, like.

[C]

I grew up in, like, the suburbs where people, like, wanted to be hillbillies.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I didn't mean to use that word at all. This pod.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to.

[C]

That's not like a hick is better, right? Yeah.

[B]

Yes, yes, we prefer that.

[C]

You prefer that?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's just stay clear of all that and just. Good old fashioned country bumpkin. How's the pod going?

[B]

This one?

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Yeah.

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Or mine?

[C]

Now I'm a little worried about this one, and so I'm gonna wearily ask. Wearily? Is that a word? Oh, good. Okay, okay, okay. Good, good, good. I'm glad. I like your nails.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Can we get a zoom in on the nails? You ever see the, like, the. The Manny on the red carpet?

[B]

Oh, what are you talking about? The fingers that dance?

[C]

No. Oh, those guys are nuts.

[B]

They do like, a little like that.

[C]

That looks like some car heart action.

[B]

I feel like you really want to go. I feel like you're scared of the south, but you want it. You know what I'm saying? That's the vibe I'm getting that you're like, oh, bumpkins. But really?

[C]

Well, here's my thing. So, like, once I got over the. My streaks of the Nashville, same thing. When I started doing the more local things and started hanging out with people who actually live there, that's when I started having more fun.

[B]

Yeah, bro.

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That's what it was.

[B]

That's what I try to tell people.

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I was shooting guns.

[B]

Whoa.

[C]

Yeah. And I'm not even allowed to.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Because I went to a cuckoo. I went to a cuckoo place. Oh, so you're not allowed to have those. But, you know, I was at a. I'll brag. Whose house was it? House.

[B]

Whoa.

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I don't think I'm allowed to say that.

[B]

That is the place to shoot guns, I guess.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you like it? I don't like shooting guns.

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I didn't like it the first time, because the first time I did it, I was. I was at a gun range and I might have been drunk a little bit.

[B]

Yeah. I didn't like that.

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I don't think so. I don't think I felt wrong. It felt so wrong. I'm like, I can't believe I got. So I just walked in here. They didn't ask me any questions, and they just handed me a gun.

[B]

I feel like most people are shooting guns drunk.

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That's. Yeah, I see.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I saw that lesbian cowboy show hunting wise.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't see that. That was pretty gay. I heard that.

[A]

Gay as hell.

[B]

Really? Okay.

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In bad wig.

[B]

Oh, nar.

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Yeah.

[B]

Is it the script? Good. Is it a good show?

[C]

I don't know. I had me hooked. I like the whole time I'm like, I don't know if I like this, but I can't stop watching. Maybe I am gay. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

So how often is a gun presented to you?

[B]

Every time I go to my sister's house.

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Okay.

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She's very southern.

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How many of those sisters?

[B]

Yeah, one.

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How many guns?

[B]

A lot. Enough for us to pick from. Oh, well, I just don't like. They're very like. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Yeah. But like, that second time I did it and I wasn't drunk.

[B]

Oh, you liked it?

[C]

It felt like power.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, it was fun. I liked it. I don't think I'll ever do it again, though.

[B]

What kind of. Was it a shot?

[C]

Those were very. Two extreme emotions I had, and I feel like.

[B]

Yeah, you're like, I'm gay and there is power.

[C]

Yeah. Maybe I am crazy. Maybe I shouldn't have this. Why did I hate it and love it all at the same time?

[B]

Was it a shotgun or a handgun?

[C]

It was a shotgun and I was. Oh, with the discs.

[B]

Oh, so it wasn't like, on the shoulder.

[C]

I did that one too.

[B]

Oh, that one's. That was wild.

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Wide variety.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Why?

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I don't know. For fundraising.

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Yeah.

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Purposes, I guess.

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I'm proud of you for going over there and doing that.

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Thank you. Thank you. I was a plus one.

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Hell, yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's cool, though.

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Yeah. You know, you gotta. You gotta ride it out.

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You have to.

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So I can see how the. The. The country living. It could. It could be a blast.

[B]

It's cool, dude.

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It's chill.

[B]

Have you ever been on a four wheeler?

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I think so.

[B]

Oh, they're so fun. One time I went mudding On. My family has a farm. We went mudding, but it was July, had not rained, and it turned out to be our sewer had backed up, so we were just mud and throwing.

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Something.

[B]

Now, that's an outdoor girly.

[C]

That's an outdoor girly who's just not even sure. She's so unsure. She's outdoorsy, that she's just rolling. That's wild.

[B]

Yeah, man, it was. It was bad.

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But you didn't know.

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I didn't know.

[C]

It was a little stinky, though. No. No. None of your family members shit stink, so your shit don't stink.

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Don't stick.

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What are you. What are you trying to practice to live up here? My doesn't stink.

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What are the people like up here? Do you.

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I'm good. They, you know, they wear their heart on the sleeve. They don't. They don't say that. Bless your heart. We just say, go yourself.

[B]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[C]

Yeah. And it feels so much better.

[B]

That's a blessing.

[C]

Yeah. Because you don't have to wonder if some is being a. Or if she's being genuinely kind to you.

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I got you.

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Like, if I don't with you, I don't with you to your face. Yeah.

[B]

Well, good. Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, I just. That's where we defer.

[B]

I feel like. Yeah.

[C]

When it comes to the southwest and north. I'm so sorry that this is the whole podcast.

[B]

No, I knew it was gonna be. You texted me and said that.

[C]

I did.

[B]

You're like, just so you know, I'm gonna make fun of where you're from. You don't remember texting me that.

[C]

Well, here's my thing. I don't even think I'm making fun of it. I'm just. These are just my takes, and you're just kind of eating them, and I thought maybe you would retaliate, maybe.

[B]

No, I'm like, it's all true, and I love it.

[C]

Now I feel like a dick. My sister's a lot nicer. We should probably stick to the cards on your wedding wish list. You had four lamps. Any reason why?

[B]

Because I'd never made one before, and I didn't know what people asked for. I just kept clicking. There's so many different lamps. More than options of guns. There's so many lamps out there, dude.

[C]

And you get all four.

[B]

No, I got zero.

[C]

Nobody wants to be the person who buys you a lamp.

[B]

And they're all very expensive, like, $300 lamps.

[C]

People were searching things, and that's probably what you're doing in your house. You're probably searching around because there's no light.

[B]

We only have overhead lighting.

[C]

Husband. What has my husband. We sing that for different reasons.

[B]

Because you're gay. Yeah.

[C]

I was thinking. That's so good. We're gonna get copyrighted. Oh, shit. Yeah.

[B]

Four lamps, dude. Yeah, Zero lamps. You still have no lamps? Wait, you knew about the lamps and you didn't get me one?

[C]

I didn't.

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Okay.

[C]

Yeah, I got a disco lamp on my office. I could, like, re. Gift you.

[B]

W. Oh, that sounds like a lot, though.

[C]

Yeah, you would think that. What about, like, meeting somewhere in the middle on, like, a. Like, a lava lamp?

[B]

I love a lava lamp. I love a lava lamp.

[C]

Lava lamp. You ever, like, really want to drink it? No. No.

[B]

It ain't.

[C]

No. All right, let's find some commonalities. Oh, you like drinking? You used to. You used to.

[B]

Yeah, before I got married. But he said I can't anymore. I'm just kidding.

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Oh, my God.

[B]

Daddy said I can't.

[C]

I was gonna say, for a strong, independent, hilarious woman on tour, you're gonna let some man tell you you can't drink? Well, I'm happy it's on your own accord.

[B]

Yeah, bro, I. Drinking's cool, but I. I'm in my 30s, so I get hungover quick, and I'm not really trying to do that no more.

[C]

That's totally fair. But during COVID you were doing cocktail lessons.

[B]

Oh, how did you know about that?

[C]

Because I'm really good.

[B]

Yeah, so you used to drink. So I did.

[C]

That'll make me feel silly.

[B]

I did, bro. Do you like a cocktail? You don't seem like a cocktail. Kind of.

[C]

I'm on beer girl.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where I could, like, swing. Swing down.

[B]

What does swing down mean?

[C]

Like, I don't know. I didn't really finish that thought. Like, swing down south.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Go down there and. And swing a couple beers.

[B]

You can hang.

[C]

Yeah, swing a couple beers. Drop them down. Drop them down. You have a Guinness?

[B]

I like a Guinness.

[C]

Did you do, like, Guinness? Zero now, like, zero percent alcohol?

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Are we fighting?

[C]

I think I'm gonna do. Actually, this is actually a game now, so I thought we would get along better. So this is a game. It's called wrong answers Only. I'm gonna ask you a series of questions, and it's gonna be rapid fireside, and you have to answer with the most incorrect response possible.

[B]

Oh, God.

[C]

Okay, what's the best way to start? Small talk with a stranger, making fun.

[B]

Of where they're from.

[C]

Where was your favorite tour stop to date?

[B]

New York City.

[C]

If you didn't live in Nashville, where would you relocate?

[B]

Right here.

[C]

What should you never bring to a baby shower?

[B]

Uh, probably another baby I won't get suitable.

[C]

Look at this one. Oh, but look at this baby. He doesn't have socks. Can we just have those socks?

[B]

One for me.

[C]

Is that breast milk? Mama's hungry. What type of shoes would you wear to a funeral?

[B]

Ooh, the ones with the toes that are separated.

[C]

Yeah. What's your dream job if you had zero morals?

[B]

Probably madam at a brothel. Yeah, I'm with you on that.

[C]

What's the most romantic place to cry?

[B]

Oh, toilet.

[C]

Toilet.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for you?

[B]

Stop talking to me.

[C]

What should you yell when the plane lands?

[B]

Yay.

[C]

Do you believe in magic? Who's your favorite comedian? Me. Not did it for that game. Did you like games? That was fun. Okay, we have another one. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna act out whatever we read, okay? And we're gonna go back and forth and this is totally up to you. We could both do this together. Or you could do it all on your own. One. Okay. I was hoping you'd say that.

[B]

That'd be wild for you just to sit there and watch me do that.

[C]

All right, so I'm gonna have you go first, cuz you're the guest.

[B]

I'm nervous.

[C]

Oh, don't be. Everything's fine.

[B]

Okay. Burned out theme park princess. Oh, no. Still in character as Elsa, but chain smoking behind the castle. Hates kids, forgot to cover her tattoos. And her boyfriend keeps calling her asking for her ride to the dispensary because he's all out again. What if we were both these?

[C]

Was this the two princesses?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, I'd like that. Bob, you should really stop smoking.

[B]

No, this is helping. Oh, this is one of the mint ones.

[C]

Oh, where'd you get those?

[B]

Yeah, out back. Goofy.

[C]

Who?

[B]

Goofy.

[C]

Oh, Goofy's a son of a. He's holding out on me again. Yeah, I'll get you some. He's picking favorites, huh?

[B]

N. I mean, he's that type of guy. Yeah. I'll get you some.

[C]

Thank you. Thank you.

[B]

When are you gonna get out of here?

[C]

I plan to be here probably forever. It's a good gig. Benefits.

[B]

Yeah, but we. When do you use them? You're always at work, you know.

[C]

Well, the benefits to give us a little different than usual. Like, you know, they give me free socks.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I get to get Laid whenever I want. You do I get to lay down? I mean, I get to lay down. They said I can lay down whatever I want because I got a thing with my head.

[A]

Had.

[B]

No. Carol, what did you do? You said late.

[C]

Yeah. They also bring around those Hawaiian things and they put them on you. Oh, okay. Yeah. And I get some potato chips, too. Oh, wow. Yeah.

[B]

See, I'm not getting that. I'm just getting goofy cigarettes.

[C]

That's your own body. Yeah. I'll be Cinderella.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

As long as you give me the triple lace special. Yeah. Which is I lay down.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Whenever I want.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I get lays put on me like the Hawaiian necklace.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I get as many lays potato.

[B]

Chips as I want.

[C]

And if you want the four, that's. That's up to.

[B]

Neither one of us knew how to smoke.

[C]

I wheeze like I do, though. I wheeze like I do.

[B]

We smoke and immediately talk.

[C]

Is that good for listening? You're like, duck me coughing in your ear like that. How long can we do this for, you think?

[B]

Forever.

[C]

Forever for Lucky. Never. Never obey.

[B]

What character would you want to be if you could be any character in this park?

[C]

I want to switch parks. I want to be Tweety Bird. Yeah, I could see that. I started inhaling before my cigarette was even near my mouth. Can you believe?

[B]

I can.

[C]

I want to be like Tweety and fly away from this place. What would you be be?

[B]

I want to be the mouse.

[C]

Mickey and Minnie both. Oh, you one of those?

[B]

Yeah. I didn't know how else to tell you.

[C]

That's beautiful.

[B]

Yeah, that.

[C]

Coming up. That was great. That was really nice. That's fun. That was fun. Did you want more?

[B]

Did you? Please. All right, give me some.

[C]

Aspiring influencer, stuck out at 498 followers. No films, everything. Speaks in hashtags. Gets mad every time she realizes her viewer count is only at 5, but treats them like she's their queen.

[B]

Okay, so this is just like really casual. You're just. You're in a park. Okay. Really casual vibes. Just like saving the parks. Okay, so it's all up on you, but just casual. No pressure.

[C]

Hi, guys. We're hashtag live at this hashtag park and everything is lit. Now what I want to do is I want to shout out, Mickey, Carol, Lisa. Is John in there?

[B]

He's come. I think he's coming later. I mean, there's three people. It keeps going from one to three. So I think just keep going like you're on a run.

[C]

Who's the one Mickey.

[B]

Carol. No.

[C]

John. No. Gonna need John in there.

[B]

Oh, there he is. John. John.

[C]

Sweetie. Hashtag sweetiepie. Loveu. Hashtag biggest fan of mine. I love you. I'm your queen. I know that. What we're trying to do here at this park right now is we're trying to save the. You know what I mean, the trees.

[B]

He's saying. He's saying something. He's saying something about the cops that he told you if you kept doing this.

[C]

Oh, you could just say I'm a fat bitch again. I'd like that better.

[B]

Yeah. You said hashtag.

[C]

Hashtag bitch. Yeah, I thought so. So hashtag John. John. Yeah. The cops are coming to your house because this is harassment. And you. And you know how hard it is to be an influencer. You don't get it.

[B]

We're back down to zero. Why did you say that? You told me to tell you. You told me to tell you when it goes down to zero.

[C]

Well, don't you know I'm crazy? So we're back here at the trees, and what are we doing for the trees again?

[B]

They're taking away all the national parks. So we're just kind of like. We're just kind of asking them to not do that.

[C]

Oh, you're so good to hang out with me. Who are you again? You a fan?

[B]

You're paying me money, a lot of money to do this.

[C]

Must have been all those brands. I got all those brand deals, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I love pirate chips. It's kind of like pirate foodie, but.

[B]

Pirate chips are in.

[C]

Oh, hi. Pirate chips. We're eating you guys raw, and we love you so much, and we hope you come home soon.

[B]

They said something about the cops, too.

[C]

Well, no free promo. No. Everybody. What a beautiful ring. Thank you so much. I love it. I.

[A]

Sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you.

[C]

You do? I broke character.

[B]

It's okay.

[C]

Lovely ring.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Grandma's.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, mine now.

[C]

What were you for Halloween?

[B]

Oh, my God. We were Brooks and Done.

[C]

Oh, that's awesome.

[B]

Do you know Brooks and D?

[C]

Nope. That's Big and Rich.

[B]

What? Hell, yeah. Brooks and Dun Brix and Dunn is Boot Scooting Boogie.

[C]

Oh, yeah. I know all those songs up until, like, country songs up until, like, 2017.

[B]

No, that's perfect.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't need to know any more.

[C]

I think those were, like, the ideal, fun ones.

[B]

Truly, bro.

[C]

Oh, what's your walkout song?

[B]

Wet Vagina.

[C]

Excuse.

[B]

Me, that's my writer. You said walk up song and a car heart Jacket. I'm here.

[C]

I said wet pussy.

[B]

That would be a sick writer.

[C]

That would be. Yeah. You know, people do like they put like weird shit just to fuck with people.

[A]

Isn't that crazy?

[B]

What's on your writing? What does it mean?

[C]

For a little bit it was liquid death because I was pretending to drink with the cans.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Like it's like a perceived boat for me because I was trying not to drink. So like having the can feels good. Okay. Because I hate to be someone who to ask for specific water.

[B]

Oh really?

[C]

I think that's like so pompous.

[B]

Maybe I do belong in New York.

[C]

But I was doing it too because just cause of the can makes it feel like a beer to me. Me?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

That's basically. Yeah. Why? What's on yours?

[B]

Fiji.

[C]

Fiji.

[B]

Some shots of ginger.

[C]

Ginger shots? Yeah. Cuz I try keeping you safe.

[B]

I feel like they are.

[C]

That's good. Everybody needs a little ginger in them.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, oh. Are you dating? I'm curious.

[C]

Oh no. I haven't dated in. Ever. I've. I've been on three dates in my life and they were all tragic.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. Ew.

[C]

Well, you're so lucky you met. You were your guy organically. Really?

[B]

Yeah, we worked at the same restaurant.

[C]

Oh no. Now. What was that?

[B]

He's from here.

[C]

Oh really?

[B]

He's from. Well, he's from Jersey.

[C]

Yeah. Oh yeah, that's. That's the tri state area.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So he's very confused down. He was like, why is everybody saying hi to me down here? I was like, we're just saying hi. Oh. Because he's like, what do they want?

[C]

Yeah, what do you want? He didn't see. That's like kind of like you like got a wall up. Yeah, it's. It's.

[B]

It's fine.

[C]

No, I guess it's bad. I mean I'm coming back around. You're. You're teaching me a lot.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Here. And this is really nice. I mean, I mean you're one. I do really would love for you to teach me is how you be so damn funny on your damn clips. You teach me that in the next 30 minutes we have. Absolutely.

[B]

Are you clipping your own clips or you don't clip up your stand up?

[C]

I don't clip it. Why? I just, I'm starting to.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

It's just like I hate watching myself. I really hate watching myself.

[B]

You just got to start sending it though.

[C]

You just got to start sending them though. I know. That's like. That's the whole thing and so now I've got a whole plan and I want to start doing it.

[B]

Okay. Do you crowd work?

[C]

Yeah, Like. Yeah, here and there.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Are you.

[B]

But you're clipping up.

[C]

I'm not doing a. I'm not doing a crowd work show.

[B]

Are you clipping up your jokes, though? Is that what you're sending?

[C]

There are some, like, throughout this whole year that I'm ready to. So I'll probably post those. Yeah, I'm ready to fart on their face and into their ears.

[B]

Good for you, dude. I feel like once you start sending it, it's like, whatever.

[C]

Yeah. It's just those. Those first couple, it's like.

[B]

And comments are so chill and nice, so. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Okay. They can be. What's up? What do you find your. Your kindest comments? Is it Tick tock?

[B]

Tick tock?

[C]

Yeah. Tick tock.

[B]

Tick tock. YouTube is the scariest place.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I'm trying to build up the YouTube of more nice people, but they have Ruthless on there. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, I'm like, I could just be a dick. I'm like. I'm like nothing. Like. And so I could just write the same thing. You're nothing. Make them feel exactly how I feel.

[B]

What's your, like, happiest place?

[C]

My happiest place is tick tock.

[B]

Yeah, dude. It's goofy over there.

[C]

It's fun. It's sweet. Half the time the comments are funnier than whatever that I posted. It's like, they're funny. Everyone's so like, everyone's on their A game over there.

[B]

Yeah, they are.

[C]

It's really good stuff.

[B]

Is that where you like, you popped off?

[C]

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. I. I actually went viral for. In 20. 2020. There was this song, Itching and Burning. Itching and burning. Stanky and fishy. Stanky and fishy. Oh, make my coochie itch. Yeah. And so I came up with a dance during my work break and I went itching and burning, itching and burning. And people started doing that. And so I'm kind of a tick tock dancer.

[B]

What?

[C]

Yeah, kind of a tick tock dancer. Never danced again. Just with my arms.

[B]

Oh, girl.

[C]

It was just this. Thank you for shooting.

[B]

Hold on, wait. You're really good at that. Your shoulders are liquid.

[C]

Oh, thank you. Everyone says I'm so tense.

[B]

What? Who says that? Jealous people. Oh, my God. And they're like, don't let her liquid out, dude. Yeah.

[C]

And you know what we have to do? We have to liquidate the savings and find the supplier.

[B]

Grace Come back to me.

[C]

I'm sorry. Good morning. Can I get you anything?

[B]

A coffee?

[C]

A drink? Do you want a beverage? Is this a diner? So bright.

[B]

Did you ever serve?

[C]

No. Such that in the army.

[B]

You're more country than me. I have brought up none of these songs.

[C]

I just try to make you feel.

[B]

Safe and at home. Making me scared. Oh.

[C]

Because at the beginning I. I thought you might have been scared and. And now I think I'm doubling down on the scary time.

[B]

You reminded me of my uncle a lot. Shouting at the people on the street, bringing up country songs. Yeah, I do feel at home.

[C]

Oh, that's good. Okay, now, what would be something that your uncle would do that would make you feel happy to be home? Oh, yeah. No, I'm just kidding over the pants stuff. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[B]

You're crying. I should be crying. Hello, I need a lamp.

[C]

Hello. Is this a welcome back to moth radio? I need a lamp.

[B]

By the way, that is still up there. If anybody's like, I'll get her a lamp.

[C]

Oh, dude, you know exactly what I'm doing right after this. Four lamps coming your way.

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[B]

Okay, that looked expensive, but okay.

[C]

Oh, it's okay. I got it on from your wish list. Great taste. And so we have this little game we do here, and it's called Disgraceful Receipts. It's just like a little look on your digital footprint. And I just want you to describe what's going on in this picture. And there's no gotchas or anything. Just a. If you. Got you.

[B]

All right, here we go. And.

[C]

And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three.

[B]

Shut every door, lock it tight Call the cops and leave without a trace. What the.

[C]

Now, is this pre show at the brothel or.

[B]

That's in preparation for my special. Why is that still on the line? That was actually pretty sick. I used to do burlesque.

[C]

No.

[B]

Yeah. And that was a concept that I came up with. I am Carmen Sandiego. They are Where's Waldo. And we were looking for each other to location by Khalid. That is incredible.

[C]

Yeah, that is really good. And who's this pervert?

[B]

That's my uncle right there in the car.

[C]

Right.

[B]

He's my manager.

[C]

All right, up next, we've got Bring in the dancing lobsters. Oh, wow.

[B]

That was me in Boston.

[C]

Oh, no, no. I was gonna say we're really well known. I'm pretty dumb. Oh, no. Huh? Hey, that's Plymouth. That's the Pilgrim.

[B]

I was a clown for a little bit, and we did a play.

[C]

What do you mean by that? Yeah.

[B]

Interpretation.

[C]

Are we all clowns?

[B]

But I was, like, a clown.

[C]

No. Did you do clown school?

[B]

No, I just auditioned for that, and we did, like. It was kind of like a clown intensive. And then we did a play at the end. It was like a clown group.

[C]

So clown intensive. What does that mean?

[B]

For, like, weeks before the show, we would do this thing where they helped us access emotions. Oh, like, you would think of something. If you're. If you're about to play a sad character, you would do your own makeup. And then if you're about to play sad character, you think of something really, really sad. And you just, like, go backstage.

[C]

You're like.

[B]

And you're crying, and you're crying, and then you come on stage.

[C]

I have to watch that show.

[A]

Can we.

[C]

Can you. Oh, wow. Do they. Okay. Wow. I. I don't know if I do watch that show or maybe I just do that. I really think I want to do that.

[B]

That's really nice and cathartic, and that.

[C]

Sounds like a crash course for acting.

[B]

Yeah, 100%.

[C]

Are you. Are you. You want to do acting?

[B]

I do. I'M in school. Well, I went to school for theater, but acting is. Was my first love.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah, dude, I love Santa, but I'll never stop. But acting is like, I definitely want to do that.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

What about you?

[C]

Yeah, but, you know, as you've seen, I'm not a great reader, and so it's been hard in my memorization.

[B]

But you are a good reader. You read.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

Yeah. Come on, girl.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

Who is saying these things to you?

[C]

Pretty much everybody. And we're getting the light, so let me rapid fire real quick.

[B]

Oh, my God. I got in tr. That was the first hate I got online, actually. Yeah, so being in a graveyard, they said it was disrespectful.

[C]

I filmed a music video in a graveyard when I was a kid. You did? Yeah.

[B]

Did you get hate?

[C]

Well, no one ever saw it until now. Don't look that up, guys. We're like hanging on the graves.

[B]

Wait, who's music video?

[C]

No, like, we like, as kids, like, video a song. It's a jar of hearts, you know, imagine like, like three 12 year olds being like, can take one more step. People are literally dead. People are grieving a lot, literally. They're going down into the ground. They're throwing like flowers. They're like, can't take one more. Oh.

[B]

I want to see that video.

[C]

What? So are you doing a music video? What's happening?

[B]

No, I was a ballerina and my aunt's photographer. So we're out in the graveyard just kind of vibing.

[C]

What do you mean you got hate for this?

[B]

Because they're like, it's rude to be out there doing stuff like that.

[C]

People in your town or.

[B]

No. On Facebook, because I would post. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Yeah. So, like, how old are you here? Like, is there. Do you have a fan base? And when this photograph is being taken, like, who's mad?

[B]

I get guess just fan friends of my aunt.

[C]

Oh, okay. Gotcha.

[B]

You know?

[C]

Yeah. So it was like. It was like, how old are you?

[B]

That's how I blew up. People showing up in my own pitchforks.

[C]

And that's when I knew I really made it.

[B]

They said, get that art out of our town. Oh, look at her, dude. Also, my arms look so scary. Here's. Look at this arm.

[C]

Yeah, that's a little. Are you like a contortionist?

[B]

Yeah, it goes straight from the wrist. The hand.

[C]

Are you on a trolley?

[B]

Look at her though, man. College dude.

[C]

Got it going on. Yeah, got it going on. Still is.

[B]

Come on, come on.

[C]

Everything. Oh, he. Now. Is that how her baby was made?

[B]

We took her to a baby shower.

[C]

Baby.

[B]

That was my first time meeting Whitney and I cried.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Embarrassing.

[C]

No, it's not. She has that effect.

[B]

Yeah, bro. I was just so in awe of a woman walking into a space and being like this. Asking for what she wants.

[C]

100 and knowing it and still being respectful.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

It was like. Yes. You cry.

[B]

Yeah. She was like, remember this, okay, you have to be this way.

[C]

And she's so good like that. Like. And she's like. She takes people under wing and that's.

[B]

So helping with her information.

[C]

Yeah, she's a gem.

[B]

Love.

[C]

That's that mama.

[B]

That's a mama mouth.

[C]

Now, speaking of birthing plans, it's me.

[B]

As a baby coming out of my.

[C]

Now. Is this like a vagina potty?

[B]

Yeah, but I forgot to put my head through that hole.

[C]

Yeah, no, I. I get the image. I get what's supposed to be happening. Let me explain. I'm cl. I'm. This is May.

[B]

Obviously. That's May.

[C]

Any further questioning?

[B]

May 4th.

[C]

Oh. Oh, duh. Thought you were dominatrix headshots of a young girl.

[B]

Look at her.

[C]

A purple ey shadow on. Yeah, I love that.

[B]

You like that?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, look at it go. No further comments. Look at your subway system.

[B]

That was me. I used to run a mic on the subway system in Chicago.

[C]

No, really?

[B]

I started comedy in Chicago.

[C]

Oh, you did? People love comedy there. Comedy there.

[B]

It's so good, dude, but awesome. I started a mic and we would just get.

[C]

We.

[B]

We would all. It was all women. We'd meet on the platform and just get on a train and go.

[C]

That was awesome.

[B]

It was sick.

[C]

I love that.

[B]

Yeah, some people paid us.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Stop. Quiet now.

[C]

I'll pay 12 bucks. Shut the up. Oh, homecoming.

[B]

Look at that.

[C]

That.

[B]

That image flashes through my mind like when I'm just living.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Cuz that is different than how I am now. You know what I'm saying? Full tan, big hair, cheetah print skirt.

[C]

I mean that stilettos, that dress. You were so on trend.

[B]

And theme for that time.

[C]

For that time.

[B]

And look at the Jesuses behind me.

[C]

Oh. Oh, that one. That one's carrying his own cross. Yeah, I hate to see that one. You know, that one's tough.

[B]

Someone pick it up for him.

[C]

Well, he's walking to his own demise.

[B]

Yeah, you know, so was I. That was getting ready to booty bump. I was dating a preacher at that time, so I tried to dance and he was like that's of the devil. It was a bummer.

[C]

A little confusing. I know you got to get out of here, but I have questions on that because yeah, usually it's a son of a preacher, ma', am, but this was preacher.

[B]

The preacher, he had a very old. So like we would go to churches like travel and he'd be like, hold my books, hun. I'm like, oh no, no, no.

[C]

His books were the Bible.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah. And that's how I showed up to his house. Going to homecoming though prom.

[C]

So you can be a preacher when you're a child?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, dude.

[C]

A child.

[B]

Old. Old.

[C]

I don't. Man, you can't tell me what to do, mister. We're the same age. Right.

[B]

Older people were older than him. But he has charisma and spunk probably.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, he.

[C]

Yeah, spunky. Real spunky.

[B]

Spunky kid.

[C]

Wow, that's so different.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I just don't. I've never heard of that. Can you get covered from juice asking for a boyfriend? February 9, 2022.

[B]

Did I say say that? Yeah, she a funny girl.

[C]

Yeah, very funny.

[B]

Can I see? Sucks that that follow button isn't hit.

[C]

That's.

[B]

It's embarrassing.

[C]

Making our guest feel uncomfortable more than I did. And this is the last one. Now this is when you were dating the preacher. Of course. That's the preacher's wife.

[B]

What am I doing?

[C]

Well, you. You're yearning for sure. Where did you find that? Is that.

[B]

AI I. That's not me.

[C]

That's a real picture that you forgot about.

[B]

I take it and eat it.

[C]

38 paper. It's kind of acceptable. Yeah. Lip. Well, that's for the show, guys. I hope you like me. And cuz I adore you. I really do. I think you one of the funniest gals around and you kill it and you're crushing it. And I'm genuinely so, so happy for you.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

And I'm not just saying that because the cameras are here. I'll tell that to you. Real face.

[B]

Turn them off right now and say it.

[C]

Cut. The camera's dead ass. We put them back on. She's a black eye. I don't know, anything could happen. And real quick, I'm just gonna have you right here. I think it's really important to shout out the people we love as if you were giving like an acceptance speech and just do it rapid fire style and just give any shout out you want to any, anybody and you can look right here. Take as much time as you want and then right after plug, whatever you need.

[B]

Okay, perfect. Thank you so much for everybody being themselves so I can choose who I want to be around, which won't be me, I guess. I love you Alex. I love you my friends. I love you my family. You're the best. I'm kissing you all on the forehead and if you want to be kissed on the forehead by me, you should follow me everywhere. At Amber Autry comedy. Definitely on YouTube. Please can you follow me on YouTube so it's a happier place over there. I love you guys so much. I'll see you soon.

[C]

Bye guys. Thanks so much and always watching.

[B]

That's new.

[A]

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Something weird has been happening. I get to cut lines. Oh, right this way. Who me? I can stream shows at 30,000ft and I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.

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