Noel Miller: Thinking Outside the Coffin

Summary

Podcast Title: Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley
Episode: Noel Miller: Thinking Outside the Coffin
Release Date: July 10, 2025

Host: Grace O’Malley
Guest: Noel Miller, Founder of TMG Studios, Podcast Host, Filmmaker, and Touring Comedian
Date: July 10, 2025

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1. Warm Welcome and Introductions

Grace O’Malley kicks off the episode with her signature humor, welcoming Noel Miller to the show. She expresses genuine excitement and a hint of nervousness about having Noel as her guest, highlighting his impressive background in comedy and filmmaking.

Grace O’Malley [01:24]: "Hi, guys. Welcome back to Disgraceful late night talk show. Not really sure. It's on YouTube. Who cares?"

2. Personal Anecdotes and Road Rage Stories

The conversation swiftly moves to personal stories, with Noel sharing his experiences with road rage in Manhattan. Grace reciprocates with amusing tales from her own life, including a humorous incident involving her father and a fake tooth.

Noel Miller [05:43]: "So, admittingly, I can be a bit of a road rager. ... I was that close to getting out of the car and just having a."

Grace O’Malley [09:00]: "No, so my dad was in some traffic once, and he was in a road rage thing... and then his tooth fell out."

3. Shout Outs and Mutual Friends

Grace introduces her sister, Nora O’Malley, and their mutual friend, Zayed, who occasionally chimes in. They engage in playful banter, acknowledging each other's roles and contributions to the podcast.

Grace O’Malley [11:50]: "My boy Z."

4. Golden Globes and the Rise of Podcasts

A significant portion of the discussion centers around the Golden Globes considering podcasts for awards. Both Grace and Noel express skepticism and humorously critique the decision, fearing it might bring a negative spotlight to the medium.

Noel Miller [23:35]: "It did not need any more legitimacy. ... Some fuck face is gonna have it in the middle, and I'm...."

Grace O’Malley [24:10]: "Can't believe we made it. But here we are."

5. Crafting a Co-Host Catchphrase

Grace and Noel brainstorm potential catchphrases for the show, aiming for something catchy and reflective of their comedic style. They explore various humorous and irreverent options, demonstrating their chemistry and quick wit.

Noel Miller [23:00]: "I grew up Catholic."

Grace O’Malley [22:56]: "Touch your heart the way they touched us."

6. Exploring Personal Hobbies: Pool and Go-Karts

The duo delves into their personal interests, discussing Noel's passion for pool and his quirky go-kart shaped like a coffin. Grace shares her affinity for unique running shoes, adding layers to their personas.

Noel Miller [18:03]: "I just bought a new go kart, so I'm, like, fantasizing about when I'm gonna get to drive that."

Grace O’Malley [04:38]: "Looking for a running shoe. That does it. All The New Balance 1080..."

7. Vulnerability and Personal Backgrounds

Grace emphasizes the importance of co-hosts being vulnerable, leading to a heartfelt segment where Noel shares something unexpected about himself. This moment adds depth to their interaction, showcasing their ability to balance humor with sincerity.

Grace O’Malley [38:27]: "They do."

Noel Miller [38:32]: "I've been in many street fights."

8. The Impact of Coding and Social Media Analytics

Noel discusses his background in software engineering and how it influences his approach to content creation and understanding social media analytics. Grace reflects on her own experiences with screen time and the pressures of maintaining an online presence.

Noel Miller [50:34]: "I think it helped me in that, like, to this day, it's helped me understand, I think, like, how platforms work."

Grace O’Malley [66:00]: "Mine's Six hours and three minutes. I checked it yesterday..."

9. Future Plans and Collaborative Ideas

The conversation shifts to future aspirations, including the possibility of Grace and Noel touring together if they win a Golden Globe. They humorously speculate about hosting large-scale shows and navigating the challenges of co-hosting.

Grace O’Malley [35:47]: "We are? Oh, absolutely."

Noel Miller [35:55]: "Huge tour."

10. Closing Remarks and Highlights

As the episode wraps up, Grace and Noel reflect on their collaboration, expressing mutual appreciation and teasing future projects. They end on a high note, reinforcing the comedic and supportive dynamic that defines the podcast.

Noel Miller [71:35]: "You can get a 20% disclaimer only. It's for the boys. This is the rose for the boys..."

Grace O’Malley [71:46]: "Thanks for coming on, man. Appreciate it. This is huge. Huge for me, really. Thank you."

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Notable Quotes:

• On Road Rage:
  Noel Miller [05:43]: "I can be a bit of a road rager."

• On Golden Globes for Podcasts:
  Noel Miller [23:35]: "Some fuck face is gonna have it in the middle..."

• On Software Engineering:
  Noel Miller [50:34]: "It helped me understand how platforms work."

• On Future Tour:
  Noel Miller [35:55]: "Huge tour."

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Key Discussions:

• The evolving landscape of podcasting and its recognition by mainstream awards like the Golden Globes.
• Personal anecdotes that reveal the hosts' personalities and backgrounds.
• Balancing humor with moments of vulnerability to create an engaging listener experience.
• The significance of hobbies and personal interests in shaping their comedic styles.
• The impact of technology and social media on content creation and personal lives.

Insights:

Grace and Noel demonstrate a seamless blend of humor, personal storytelling, and insightful commentary on the entertainment industry's trends. Their dynamic interaction highlights the challenges and joys of co-hosting a comedy podcast, emphasizing authenticity and mutual respect.

Conclusions:

The episode "Noel Miller: Thinking Outside the Coffin" serves as a comprehensive showcase of Grace O’Malley’s hosting prowess and Noel Miller’s multifaceted talents. Together, they navigate topics ranging from personal struggles and hobbies to industry critiques, all while maintaining a lighthearted and entertaining atmosphere. This episode not only entertains but also provides listeners with a glimpse into the collaborative spirit that drives the "Disgraceful" podcast.

Transcript

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Noel Miller]

Coming at you live from a shady Manhattan studio, it's Disgraceful. Featuring your gracious ginger host.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hey, watch yourself. Only I can say that.

[Noel Miller]

Okay, boss, whatever you say. You pay my bills. Give it up for Grace o'. Malley.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hi, guys. Welcome back to disgraceful late night talk show. Not really sure. It's on YouTube. Who cares? I'm here with. I'm a very big fan. I'm very jazzed, if you will. A little nervous if you can tell by my quaking and my voice. I'm here with the founder of TMG Studios, podcast host, filmmaker, and touring comedian, Noel Miller.

[Noel Miller]

Wow, that's a great intro.

[Zayed]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Live studio audience, We've got actual applause now.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, I don't know why they all have the electrical collars. You can do without that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, yeah, well, you know, it's the. Everyone needs to have a button under the desk. We've learned that.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Talk. Shut up. Perform now.

[Grace O'Malley]

I wouldn't mind moving to Ireland after getting a couple of allegations, you know?

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Isn't that where everyone's going with the button under the desk?

[Noel Miller]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm talking Matt Lauer.

[Noel Miller]

Okay, Got it, got it, got it.

[Grace O'Malley]

I just wanted to start off by thanking you personally.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because. No, you don't know. You got me through community college.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, let's go.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I told you the answers and, well.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, it made me not want to kill myself.

[Noel Miller]

That's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it was really good. I, I, it's always weird when someone says that to you. It's like, you know, you got me through this time. Yeah, you actually did. It was like, you're the only poet I've ever listened to, ever.

[Noel Miller]

Wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, that and Rogan, of course.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, of course.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Well, that's just your doctor.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

What were you studying in community college that was troubling you so bad?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, well, this was. This was on my way. The episode would drop in the morning and then I would listen to it on my way to a three hour math class where I had like.

[Noel Miller]

What type of math are we talking?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, just, you know, simple. Yeah, like, you know, the basic math.

[Zayed]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I had to take that twice.

[Noel Miller]

So you were just in math, like 82.

[Grace O'Malley]

Math. 82 with an 82 year old? Yeah, with a mother of three.

[Noel Miller]

That's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

And some punk selling drugs.

[Noel Miller]

She turned it back to you. Like, it's never too late.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

And we all got a cigarette break.

[Noel Miller]

What?

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, because it was a three hour class. You got to like, have like a ten minute break.

[Zayed]

Yeah, Yeah, I guess.

[Grace O'Malley]

And they're all ripping fucking squares outside.

[Noel Miller]

Well, I'm like, I see. Cause you know, I thought you were gonna say something kind of smart. Cause, you know, I don't know your academic history.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, no, pretty dumb.

[Zayed]

Pretty dumb. Well.

[Noel Miller]

Well, you know, I'm just saying I think it's your wealth and your reason if you blew your brains out because of that class, it would make sense.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I had. I had this guy right here in my car radio saying funny jokes to keep me going.

[Noel Miller]

I'm glad I could help.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was really. What did it for me was I'm not gay. That one. That was around that time. I'm not fucking gay. I'm not fucking gay. That was. That was a classic of mine. Yeah.

[Zayed]

Hell y.

[Grace O'Malley]

So thank you.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, of course.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You're welcome. I'm glad to get you through basic math.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's good. It was really hard.

[Noel Miller]

It's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

I got addicted to Adderall. So.

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[Noel Miller]

Good, good.

[Grace O'Malley]

He recently posted a YouTube video titled People Crashing out. Yes, when's the last time you crashed out?

[Noel Miller]

So admittedly, I can be a bit of a road rager. And I look to camera as I say that, because I want you to know the fierceness that I possess sometimes behind the wheel. Yeah, it's just in la, I think my patience has gotten a little bit thinner for the shit driving. And I think the most crash out I've had recently was there are some like, entitled grandmas out here like in the Beverly Hills area and they'll smash the horn at you if you do something they don't like. They kind of feel like the road is theirs. So I had a grandma.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, they paid for the funding of it.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, well, whatever, dude. I'm sure someone died in the process for them to get that money.

[Grace O'Malley]

Their name's on the highway.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's what it seems like out here.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I just, you know, put back whatever evil behind their money is on them to justify my behavior. But she, this lady, she honked at me and she, she was driving like, kind of like an asshole already. And then she pulled over, take a parking space and then she beeped at me. I forget why, but I look in my side view mirror and she was quick with it. She knew that she had peeved me, so. And when I looked at my side view mirror, she was flipping me off and I laughed and I just, I like rolled down the window, I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. And I'm like. And then I'm trying to every time. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to, like, egg her on, like, laugh at her. And then I'm not proud of this, but, you know, I think she read my lips. I'm like, yo old bitch. And then I drove off. That was like. That's not really a crash out. But I was that close to getting out of the car and just having a. Having it out with her.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

But then I probably would have stood on the sidewalk and been shorter than her, so I always got to humble myself before exiting the vehicle.

[Grace O'Malley]

I actually. I wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy short king week.

[Noel Miller]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

I hope I'm the first. Yeah. I just found out that's what this week is on the way here.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was like, I actually, my sister told me and I said, well, how do you know that? She goes, well, my friend posted it, and it's a sign outside of a bar that we live near.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah. Someone wished it to me as well.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, okay.

[Noel Miller]

It sort of offended me, but I was like, I'll take it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, well, you know, I don't think that short.

[Noel Miller]

I don't take offended from you. Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, thank you. I don't think you're that short. I think you give tall.

[Zayed]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

You give tall energy. Tall.

[Noel Miller]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

And physically tall. This guy's always sitting, but he's tall.

[Noel Miller]

You're here to hear from me. And I think it's worth, you know, just clarifying for anyone that's thinking I'm a. I'm a grandma beater. I don't do that ever.

[Zayed]

Okay.

[Noel Miller]

I don't just get tough with grandmas. I try to get tough with everybody.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right.

[Noel Miller]

I just want to let everyone know it's equal, opportunist, road raging, and you can get you a fat. Oh, yeah, you send me a middle finger. So anyways, sorry, continue.

[Grace O'Malley]

I. I have a story like that. My father, he's. He's a Boston Irish Catholic, so, you know, he's. We'll just leave it at there. And he was in. He was in some.

[Noel Miller]

Scanning for skin color.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to put words in the man's mouth, but neither do I. I actually don't want to see what comes out of the mouth either. So.

[Noel Miller]

Was he the one on Good Morning America? You know what I like to get up and say before I can drink that coffee anyways.

[Grace O'Malley]

Good old fashioned.

[Noel Miller]

I don't even know your dad, and I'm just.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, it's all right. That Was his girlfriend. We're the same age. That's good.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, Bill Belichick's your dad? That's so cool.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yeah, no, yeah, that's Uncle Billy.

[Noel Miller]

Anyways, continue.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, so my dad was in some traffic once, and he. He was in a road. A road rage thing on the way home from work, and the two guys were my. It was my dad and this other guy, and they were screaming at each other, and then they pulled over so they could talk to each other, like, fight at each other, like, while standing on the side of the highway.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And my dad was screaming so hard that his tooth fell out.

[Noel Miller]

That's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And they both laughed and they drove away.

[Zayed]

Wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Zayed]

Wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

So sometimes it ends, like, in a beautiful way.

[Noel Miller]

Was the tooth fake?

[Zayed]

Like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yes, the tooth was fake.

[Noel Miller]

Okay, got it.

[Grace O'Malley]

He had, like, one of those, like. Never got, like. He had a dead tooth from the. From the. From the arm. It's.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, it's all new.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, they forgot to drill it. You know, they just left him with a dead tooth. But, yeah, he had a. One of those it'll come in and out kind of thing.

[Zayed]

Got it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, dentures, but just for one. It's kind of cool.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, it's just like a little. How would you put that in, like, fashion terms?

[Grace O'Malley]

It's like. Like sunglass.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

It's like a set of sunglasses. It's like a nose ring for your smile.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You scream hard enough, it might. It might come out of your head.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, Put it in for, like, a funeral.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You know, something just some cute.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So, you know, sometimes road rage can be a beautiful day.

[Noel Miller]

You know what's funny, too, is, like, is it top row or bottom row for the tooth?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, it's this one.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, it's right in the front.

[Grace O'Malley]

Front chomper. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Okay, so that's a pretty disarming thing when you're missing a tooth in the front. Because now the guy's looking at your dad like, well, I'm not gonna.

[Zayed]

Poor bastard. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

This guy looks like a pirate. I'm not gonna give it to him. My tour manager chipped his tooth when we were on the road last year.

[Grace O'Malley]

You guys go crazy like that?

[Noel Miller]

No, he just, like. It was something mundane. Like, he, like. He just, like, bit into something too hard and he chipped his tooth, and he was walking around with, like, a pirate smile, and he's, you know, he's a handsome guy and seeing, like, how much of a kryptonite that Was on his looks, you know, empty. Like any gap in the smile. It can take a lot away.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Depending on the you. If that wasn't how you were rocking forever.

[Zayed]

Oh, yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Some people, they could rock it since they've been born that way. Casey Rock. And he doesn't have a. He doesn't have any teeth. Well, he's just. He's got gums, GW or that's his thing. And he looks good. I don't want to see him with veneers.

[Noel Miller]

Right.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's one guy. If he gets veneers, I'll be like, he changed.

[Noel Miller]

Of course. Of course.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Stay gummy the way you are.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like a gummy bear. So then he tipped his tooth and he was. How long were you guys on the road for?

[Noel Miller]

So we had a whole weekend. He had to be like that. And he booked an appointment and he was like trying to walk around with a Covid mask because he was just like, this sucks, dude. And he was having to own it and it. So I imagine that moment when the tooth came out, they both looked at each other and your dad's like, come on, man. Yeah, I gotta fucking get. And he's like, you know what?

[Grace O'Malley]

They both giggled out loud like little schoolgirls and then drove off. Was like, yeah, I'll fuck with you.

[Noel Miller]

That's so funny. That's amazing.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's good. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Cute story.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, speaking of Tor, I wanted to tell you that we have a mutual friend.

[Noel Miller]

We do.

[Grace O'Malley]

My boy Z.

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Noel Miller]

Zayed. Shout out to Zayed.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, Zayed.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Big, big bad Z, man. If you're watching this, Zayed go to the doctor. I'm not playing with you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Jesus fucking Christ. Off camera. I found out why he has to go to the doctor, guys. He's got to go to the doctor.

[Noel Miller]

This is me shaming you to go to the doctor.

[Grace O'Malley]

I tried to call him on the way here and see if he had anything I could. He's sleeping probably.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And he likes to pretend he doesn't sleep past 5pm but it's almost 4:30, so I think his dreams are just ending right now.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, he's finishing up that rem.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I tried to call him on the way here to see if I could stump you with something that he knows about you and. Oh, oh man, I didn't get that.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, we could try to brought it up. We could FaceTime him at the end and see if he wakes.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Because has I been on the road with you?

[Grace O'Malley]

I. So I met him through. We were both opening for Whitney Cohen.

[Noel Miller]

That's right.

[Zayed]

That's right. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he was just a fucking great guy.

[Zayed]

Oh, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

He rocks.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Zaid is the man.

[Grace O'Malley]

This is actually. This is a segment we do here on the podcast. It's just called Shout Outs. So if you want to look to that camera and just give any kind of shout out you want to just about anyone.

[Noel Miller]

Just about anyone. Let me make this count.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, really think on it.

[Noel Miller]

The owner of Formula One. Hook it up, man. Season pass. Come on. Come on. I'm a petite guy. I don't take up much space. Just all access, every race. Give it to me. What are you waiting for? That's my pitch. Shout out to you.

[Grace O'Malley]

This girly pops going, they've never seen F1 in their life.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I don't know why I've gone, but it's just. I want. I want, like, the chipotle card of F1. I want to be able to pull up, like, I just rolled out of bed, like.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I just happened to be around the corner, so I thought I'd pop in.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I want it to be, like, regular for me.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Super normal.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think you should. Yeah, I think you should have that key.

[Noel Miller]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Have that access. I've. I'm very new to this whole. This whole industry thing.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I was in a couple meetings and your name was brought up. They were like, we could. We could really help you figure out whatever you like and make it, like, bring it to life. Like with Noel Miller. He loves cars, that guy. So what we did for him.

[Noel Miller]

They really talk about me like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

You were my selling point.

[Noel Miller]

Wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you.

[Noel Miller]

I guess I'm doing well.

[Grace O'Malley]

You do?

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

That's. That's really interesting to hear.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was really funny. And I don't know if you're supposed to be sharing the shit, but I.

[Noel Miller]

Don'T give a shit. Yeah, No, I think it's good. We need to share. We make them work harder.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Noel Miller]

Agents don't sweat enough because they were like.

[Grace O'Malley]

They were like, oh. So, like, we could say comedy, but also, like, what are your interests? Like, you want to go to Fashion Week? I was like, do I look like I want to go to Fashion Week?

[Noel Miller]

You should have said yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I would have killed myself. I've called Anna Wintour. Yeah, I just. I was on Trevor Wallace's podcast yesterday. Called her a dumb cunt to the camera.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So I'm not going to Fashion.

[Noel Miller]

No, you should go for that reason.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, no, that's true.

[Noel Miller]

You should be subversive. You should be at Fashion Week, laughing at it, being like, I don't care about any of this.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You should completely undermine the whole purpose of the week.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Make it about you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. No, I liked. I like that. And so they were. They were trying to get hobbies out of me. They're like, well, you know Noel Miller? He loves cars, that guy. I was like, okay, I guess I like. And I. I panicked. I go, I guess I like the ufc.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And they were like, oh, yeah, no, we can make that happen.

[Noel Miller]

And they sent you there, and you're just watching two guys beat each other up. I don't even.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, it's good stuff.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I've always wanted to be that girlfriend. Just like, no more fights. This has got to be the last one. I like guys with cte.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Do you?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. You know, because I'm pretty dumb myself.

[Noel Miller]

Okay, so it. It. Does it. What's the. What's the comfort aspect of cte?

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm a little bit smarter than they are.

[Noel Miller]

That's fair.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I would think I could dodge.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I would think it's that they're just not going to remember much. So you can constantly Gaslight.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Every day is my birthday.

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's good.

[Noel Miller]

And then they go, grace, is your birthday again?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, Sebastian.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, okay. We need more money, Grace.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, you. One more fight. That's it. You can't do any more fights, Sebastian.

[Noel Miller]

Okay, but you said last time I'm not allowed to fight no more.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. See, you're forgetting stuff again.

[Noel Miller]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

That is awesome to me. That's my ideal love. Sounds really nice.

[Noel Miller]

You might fall down the stairs. You get the. You get the money early, he dies.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think that's great. It's ideal to me. And if I ever, like, follow through with this digital footprint. That's tough.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

No, I mean, dude, we'll. We'll kill all the insurance agents before they see this.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're easy. They're nerds.

[Noel Miller]

I'm being a bit violent this episode.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, me too, man. It's good. I think it's. I think more. There should be more violence.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, there should be more violence.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Agree, agree. That's on the card, right? More violence.

[Grace O'Malley]

Bring up more violence and how there should be more. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Well, you said before that you're not a good reader. You're reading very well.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. That's huge.

[Noel Miller]

You're reading very well. I can see It.

[Grace O'Malley]

We haven't even got through the first card, though. Let's.

[Noel Miller]

Let's try the next one, then.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. What's something you've been thinking about? A lot.

[Noel Miller]

A lot. Oh, dude, this.

[Zayed]

This is.

[Noel Miller]

You know, I think they. You got this from 60 Minutes, right? I think every interviewer on there. First question.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, just on the brain.

[Noel Miller]

So, Princess Diana, before they shoot you in the limousine, what has been on your mind?

[Grace O'Malley]

What's on your mind? Let me pick your brain.

[Noel Miller]

Honestly. Okay, so I just. You know, I just had a kid, and so you have this weird congratulations.

[Grace O'Malley]

I said it off camera, and then I look like a dick.

[Noel Miller]

No, no, no. Editor cut out her saying congratulations. Make Grace seem like she doesn't give a single damn about this baby.

[Grace O'Malley]

Fuck them kids.

[Zayed]

Yeah, exactly.

[Grace O'Malley]

Congrats, man.

[Zayed]

Thank you.

[Noel Miller]

And so, you know, you go between this thing of, like, wow, I love you. You're, like, the best thing on earth, and then you hand them off to your partner, and you're like, I used to do stuff. And so you think about things that you used to do. I'm not, like, itching for it, but I love pool.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I can't stop talking about it. And so I've been thinking incessantly about playing the next time I'm gonna play pool.

[Grace O'Malley]

Jesus Christ.

[Noel Miller]

And I just bought a new go kart, so I'm, like, fantasizing about when I'm gonna get to drive that.

[Grace O'Malley]

How many cars do you have?

[Noel Miller]

Cars, in general. Jesus. Like, okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Loves cars.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I do.

[Grace O'Malley]

They're saying it all over Hollywood.

[Noel Miller]

So at the moment, at home, I just have. I have a truck. My wife has her car, and then I have my little sports car. And then at the studio garage, I have a truck. That went viral because there's a pool table as the bed.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. So did you find that or make it?

[Noel Miller]

No, we found it. So it was going viral, and someone sent it to me, and I looked at the price, and I was like, that for this? That's not viral.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I remember. It was, like, a steal, right?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, kind of, in my opinion. Yeah. So we just had it shipped in from Tennessee. It doesn't run anymore, but we'll figure out swapping the motor later. But then I have a go kart that is fashioned like a coffin. And at first it was funny, but then I drove it. And then people I know were like, dude, why would you buy a car shaped like a coffin? And I'm like, that is like, a weird omen, isn't it?

[Grace O'Malley]

I guess if you think Too hard.

[Noel Miller]

If you think too hard about it.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

When I got it, I'm like, it's just funny.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I think that's hilarious. I think we should. I also, I like horse hearses. I think they're hilarious.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Driving around in hearse, your next big.

[Noel Miller]

Check, that's what you need to get.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's what I'm gonna get. Well, I gotta get my license first and then I will.

[Noel Miller]

You say your sister drives?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I'll be ghost riding.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Literally. Yeah, yeah, you drive the hearse and you're being passenger. Princess in a hearse is pretty cold.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it's good. Especially if you dress to the nines and you're not crying.

[Noel Miller]

Exactly, exactly. You're just stepping out. Oh, this is just me, Grace, and my hearse. But yeah, I don't have that many cars. But if I get some more space, rest assured, I'll buy some stupid ass cars.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hell yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So the, the, the coffin go kart, that wasn't a custom either.

[Noel Miller]

No, it was. You said custom.

[Grace O'Malley]

Custom. So you had an idea like, let me put some wheels.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, no, no. Someone made that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Noel Miller]

And they put on Facebook Marketplace and someone sent it to me and they're like, dude, two grand. I'm like, I am a sucker.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I got a cop.

[Noel Miller]

There's a cop. So, you know, I, I had to buy it because it was just so dumb and so cheap. And then we got it and it was actually, it lived up to the design because the way the electronic, like the electronics were kind of loose, like the battery. So if you touched a certain part, it could have like blown the engine or like it was just like in a weird setup where it was actually kind of dangerous to drive. We fixed it, but it did live up to the, to the look.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can you fix it?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you handy like that?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, with basic stuff?

[Zayed]

Yeah, definitely.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because my dad always tries to fix the. The brakes on the cars. Doesn't do.

[Noel Miller]

Doesn't do too good. What type of cars are we talking?

[Grace O'Malley]

It's not his forte. Yeah, but he'll watch a YouTube video. He thinks YouTube is magic. Yeah, like, if I watch this, I can do that.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's really wild what he thinks he could do. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Brakes are one of those things where you can do them, but it's like, it's the easiest thing to. To do. But also if you're not, I guess, handy. Well, my dad.

[Grace O'Malley]

My dad is here. He's done it a couple times. I guess on this last one, he's gotten it right. But why risk it?

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Right?

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I was going to say, brakes are the ones you don't want to fuck up. You have family.

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have young kids.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I just. I always thought, like, why are we going to cheap out on the brakes?

[Noel Miller]

Well, he saw you guys get old enough and he's like, if I go, there's two.

[Grace O'Malley]

Two younger ones. Those ones are at risk. It's wild.

[Noel Miller]

So, yeah, that's what I've been thinking about a lot, is driving a go kart and playing pool.

[Grace O'Malley]

Hell, yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wait, so with the coffin. With the coffin, go kart. It reminded me of one time my friends and I, we hit up. We knew the guy who owned the local funeral home, and we thought it'd be really funny to send him, like, the latest and greatest hearse because they're kind of sick, like the newer versions. Yeah, they're pretty cool.

[Noel Miller]

I bet you were fudging with him, too, because he thinks. He thinks about it.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's like a young guy who, like, inherited from his dad. So he was like, yeah, actually, that's pretty hard. And I think he might have bought it because we were like, yo, you got to get this. We reserve it for what? It's our time.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And we sent it that his way. I think we put it on Instagram. It's just. I don't know. That just reminded me of that. I think we got that guy, like, down and out. About 40. $40,000 maybe.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Well, hey, man. And if you're watching, dude, let us drive it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Shout out Dan Biggins. Dan Biggins from Dan Biggins Funeral Home in Rockland, Massachusetts.

[Noel Miller]

Wow.

[Grace O'Malley]

I love supporting local business.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You know, I mean, that just feels like a Danny McBride character. So 100% come down to Biggins. We do big coffin.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right? Big coffins, big show. You gotta go out the big way. Oh, shit. Okay, so on this show, I've been doing this segment where each guest I audition to be my new co host. I've been doing this solo, and I used to not do it solo. As you may know, SNL has the classic line in. Live from New York, it's Saturday night. To introduce the show as a late night show, we have to have a catchphrase. What would our catchphrase be? To get everyone fired up.

[Noel Miller]

Okay, let me think about this. Boston Irish Catholic.

[Zayed]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

Inbreded.

[Noel Miller]

I grew up Catholic.

[Grace O'Malley]

No.

[Noel Miller]

Touched in the same place. Something about that, you know, like, we'll.

[Grace O'Malley]

Touch your heart the way they touched us.

[Zayed]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Welcome back. Yeah, I like that.

[Noel Miller]

Finally, the touch. Do the touching.

[Grace O'Malley]

Mmm.

[Noel Miller]

Something like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's like. That's like Mel Robbins good.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, Yeah, I think that'd be great.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you see that they're doing. This is just random, but do you see that podcasts are now up for Golden Globes?

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Noel Miller]

Someone just told me that this morning.

[Grace O'Malley]

How do you feel about that?

[Noel Miller]

That's probably the worst thing they could have did to this medium.

[Grace O'Malley]

You think so?

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Noel Miller]

It did not need any more legitimacy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

No, it's not. We've already taken it too far.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Can you imagine, dude, the level of cunt that is going to be brought out of people? The first five motherfuckers to win a Golden Globe off of a dumbass podcast. It's going to be awful.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I know. That is tough.

[Noel Miller]

Some fuck face is gonna have it in the middle, and I'm. Now I'm really lost it. But some dickhead is gonna have it in the middle of the set. They're gonna gloat about that. Be like, yeah, I got that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can't believe we made it. But here we are.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, here we are.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. That is gonna be fucking brutal.

[Noel Miller]

The good thing is, is they're only gonna give it to shows that are really boring.

[Grace O'Malley]

To win an award, you have to kiss ass.

[Noel Miller]

You gotta, like, kiss the ring a little bit, I think. And also, it's, you know, it's gonna be some, like, the history of.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, it would drive me nuts if it was like one of those crime junkie podcasts.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And it's like, you want a Golden Globe off of dead women giggling off of murder.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's what I just. We've. We've hit a new realm.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's. And it's almost. It almost delegitimizes the Golden Globes. Just let comedy specials be in.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And now it's like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's just do podcasts.

[Noel Miller]

Let's do podcasts. Hey, do commentary videos, too. Yeah, it'll be really funny when they unleash the floodgates for a bunch of podcasters to walk in. Have you been to the Golden Globes?

[Grace O'Malley]

I weirdly have.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I've been once.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I didn't feel right, though. I didn't. I didn't feel like I was supposed to.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, no, they. They make you feel like, you know, you're getting to see daddy's liquor cabinet. Yeah. But you're not. Don't. Rest assured you're not.

[Grace O'Malley]

You stay over there.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's like, where can you. It's like when you. Yeah. It's like when you visit your. Like someone at work. Stay over there. You're not supposed to be here while. After hours.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

When you walk down the photo, like the photographer galley, and they hold a card up for your name and then everyone goes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

If you're listening on audio, you can get fucked. You should be watching this.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Come on. This is a spectacle. Look at. We have plants.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Real greenery.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wanted it myself.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

So, yeah, that's the brutal part of it all.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

But it's gonna be great when. When we're up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

As our. As a duo and we walk down that. That photographer aisle and we look at them and we're like, take the photo, asshole.

[Grace O'Malley]

Take the photo. We're here for podcasting.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah. Just like that.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Move over. It's for. It's time for podcasters.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. The more you say, the more I'm picturing it, the more it's brutal.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's so bad.

[Noel Miller]

But eventually, because what it's going to be, the first year is going to be all about prestige the second year, and then they're going to realize they're going to run out of options. So inevitably they're going to have to get to us and that's when we get our day.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Oh, my. Oh, my day in court. Golden ghost.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I'm going to.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm going to pull like south park, guys.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm going to pull that kind of thing. Just be on fucking acid or something, tripping really hard. Fuck with them.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

We get up there to do that. I wouldn't do that. It's a nice idea, but I would.

[Noel Miller]

Love to win that award and look at everyone and go, I can't believe this is what it's come to. Thanks. Just walk away.

[Grace O'Malley]

All the other avenues, but yeah, sure. This one. This is the one that takes the cake. Speaking of your avenues, that's a weird segue, I guess, but, yeah, no, let's talk about my.

[Noel Miller]

My apartment complex that I own. Big real estate guy as well.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, no, with your. Your short film that you did.

[Noel Miller]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you going to pick that up anytime soon or are you going to go back to that?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, you know, I like, I definitely enjoy directing, but it's just. It's funny. I was just kicking around some ideas the other day, but right now it's like I have to pick what to focus on, I think.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Inevitably, I will get back to it. But I definitely love just that process. It's just very expensive.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can you get funding?

[Noel Miller]

Or you can, but, you know, then there's pressure and. Yeah, I think I've been lucky that all the stuff I've gotten to direct is on my dime, and no one's had a gun to my head about how it needs to be or look. And so that's huge. You know, I'm not rushing back to doing it for someone else's money, because then, yeah, it turns to something else, so. But, yeah, I mean, eventually, I definitely want to direct some stuff again.

[Grace O'Malley]

Fuck, yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Nothing really. No fun thing to say there.

[Grace O'Malley]

You did it.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Maybe. Maybe you'll do it again.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You know, like, I had fun directing, like, a ton of music videos, and even, like, on my channel. There's, like, my YouTube channel, like, way back. There's a bunch of just, like, small, like, groupings of, like, sketches and stuff that I'd done, like, during COVID And.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you like making sketches?

[Noel Miller]

I do. It's just. It's like. It's so tough, man. It's not what. Unless you have, like, a big engine behind it, it's hard to keep up with.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. No, it is true. There's, like, different groups of people who do sketches with each other all the time.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think I say every episode. I'm like, if you guys ever want to have me, that would love that. But I'll say it to, like, my friends in New York. I'm like, hey, if you guys ever want to do that sketch, I'd love to.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. It's kind of like. It's kind of like their own little, like, gang.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sketch Gang.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

No outsiders. I don't know what the initiation is.

[Noel Miller]

He's got to get jumped in.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So just.

[Noel Miller]

I think you just break. Break the barrier. You look at him, you say, look, whatever, Whatever. I can take it.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll do no speaking.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And they're like, oh, yeah. But you're not really. You're more of a face for radio. So you know a guy.

[Noel Miller]

I do know a guy.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, he's called the. The razor blade of law.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

No.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

If we ever said something politically incorrect.

[Noel Miller]

Which we would never, never, never do live on air.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you think Noel would be able to work us out on some legal issues?

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Such as being sued by brands.

[Zayed]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I can. I know a thing or two about getting sued and being, you know, And I know a thing. Or being the nail and Then being the hammer. So both sides of the law. I'm very, very fluent.

[Grace O'Malley]

This would be good. This would be good. I don't know. Law. Oh, speaking of law, what do you think of the matt rife law?

[Noel Miller]

What's the matt rife law?

[Grace O'Malley]

You have to post crowd work.

[Noel Miller]

The matt R. You have to post crowd work. Well, I think this is the. This is the. The big question in comedy. Do you have to. It feels like you do.

[Grace O'Malley]

Feels like you do.

[Noel Miller]

And if you don't. Did you even ever do stand up?

[Grace O'Malley]

That's what we're saying here.

[Noel Miller]

If you don't post you berating your crowd. Are you even in this business?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

It's a deep philosophical question, truly and honestly.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

So is it really the matt rife law, or is this more like, you know, like a Newton's law?

[Grace O'Malley]

What goes up must get.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Posted.

[Zayed]

Yes. Yeah. If.

[Noel Miller]

If a crowd can be worked, then it will be worked, you know?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And then at that point, it's just like, is it filmed or not?

[Grace O'Malley]

You bet your bottom dollar. It's always recorded but never posted.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm recording everything.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And post a single thing.

[Noel Miller]

That's fine.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know, man.

[Noel Miller]

I record a lot. I don't post any of it.

[Grace O'Malley]

I gotta post you.

[Noel Miller]

You do and you don't.

[Grace O'Malley]

You do.

[Noel Miller]

You do and you don't. It's okay to, I think, take your time.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Noel Miller]

I bet there's a lot of people telling you you gotta do it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. There's guys in the suits.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You're just. You're just getting your. Your feet wet, though. You don't want to expose that too early, you know?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I know.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I posted one thing. It was just my mom heckling me, so I thought that was fair.

[Noel Miller]

That's fine.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then that's. That kind of did it for me.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

That's endearing.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it was good. She said it was a bad gene on your father's side. I'm like, mom right now.

[Noel Miller]

Which is great. Maybe what you do is, you know, you could do a little like. And this is just me thinking outside the box here, Coffin. Maybe you just post an entire hour of you yelling at the crowd.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Noel Miller]

You know?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that'd be good.

[Noel Miller]

Crowd worked to death. Not a single joke in there. And you just go person by person.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like that.

[Noel Miller]

Let me tell you what I don't like about you.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And it becomes this thing where it's like, okay, there's crowd work and there's the way that Grace does it? Yeah, She's a real cunt.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And then you form this audience that's like. I like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't think that's the audience I really want to attract, I think, because the more I think of it, that just seems like Reddit. Yeah, he'd really like that.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I feel like. And I just. You know, those guys.

[Noel Miller]

I. Yeah, you could sell T shirts. Please.

[Grace O'Malley]

Socks.

[Noel Miller]

Show me no Grace. Oh, show me no Grace. You know you have a bunch of little pay pigs in the front row. Scream at me, Grace. Scream at me, Mommy.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I do the set without shoes or socks.

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because those are the guys. Yeah, those are the guys.

[Noel Miller]

And then you have to worry about eye contact with the crowd because they're locked into something else.

[Grace O'Malley]

Paying for my pedicures.

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Noel Miller]

And then they're messaging you after the show. They're like, I'm really happy you went with red. I was hoping you'd wear red.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was really funny when he called me big fat ball guy.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, I love that.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's really good.

[Noel Miller]

That's how you did it in red. Made it so worth it for me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did that too. Good.

[Zayed]

Thank you.

[Noel Miller]

You'd be the first crowd saying thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you. Can I stay longer? Y. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. They've been paid for both shows.

[Noel Miller]

You might be had the first club crowd that has a back row with binoculars.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, wow.

[Noel Miller]

You're gonna change the game. You're gonna have Got you. That's merch. You could sell a single. What's the word for a single?

[Grace O'Malley]

A monocular.

[Noel Miller]

A monocular.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I knew that off the top of my noggin.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah. The pervert. The pervert. Monopoly guy, basically, you know, but for.

[Grace O'Malley]

Whatever reason, that's classy. I don't know what that is.

[Noel Miller]

If it's in an inner pocket, that's kind of classy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. If you're only peep one eye, Tom. It's all good.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I have to say it now.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I almost bought binoculars while I've been here.

[Noel Miller]

And that's why I planned that. I knew that's what you were doing.

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Noel Miller]

I knew that's what you were doing.

[Grace O'Malley]

Beautiful out here.

[Noel Miller]

Absolute freak.

[Grace O'Malley]

Good stuff. You'd be surprised how far he can see. I didn't buy them, though. I thought about it.

[Noel Miller]

Grace is telling on herself. She saw how many guys wear sandals out here.

[Grace O'Malley]

She was like, that's actually my five.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Turn it around.

[Grace O'Malley]

Trying to put it on you fellas. It's funny when a Girl's gross. Because what?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, because who? Yeah, disgusting.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not Maddie. I'll stand up for the yucky girls.

[Noel Miller]

That's a good tagline. Stand up for the yucky girls.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I. Well, I have. I have something similar to that on my set. My whole setup is about just being gross. Yeah, well, being gross or just not getting laid, I don't know what.

[Noel Miller]

As long as it's authentic.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it's authentic.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, it's. It's me, man.

[Zayed]

Good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, God. So you think I look at Pete now? That's not good. That's. That wasn't in the cards.

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[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, I guess I'll continue with these questions about maybe being my co host. Oh, when we win the Golden Globe, we're gonna have to go on tour.

[Noel Miller]

We are? Oh, absolutely.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, of course.

[Noel Miller]

Huge tour.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's an absolute massive. We're talking fuck arenas, we're doing stadiums.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, we're doing stadiums.

[Grace O'Malley]

Straight out stadiums. And I need to know what's your vibe before you go on stage?

[Noel Miller]

It really depends. It depends how fucked up I am. No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I mean, you chip it. You're. You're fucking up your manager. You chipped his tooth.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Punching people. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

My tour manager let you know. You know, if you mess with me pre show, you're getting it.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's why I have my sister out. She's a fucking punching bag.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, I can see. I mean, her head is so many odd bumps.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. She's bleeding.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And I think my vibe free stage is like. I'm like a fighter walking out. No, I'm honestly pretty just. I get nerves still. Always like, yeah, but it's not, like, nervous. It's just as this weird thing still where before I get on stage, I'm like. Hope they like it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, me too, man. Yeah, it's like, I hope it hits. I just.

[Noel Miller]

Doesn't really go away. I don't think you have to worry about that. If you were.

[Grace O'Malley]

I heard you're not supposed to lose that.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I think, like. I think if you're not nervous about something, then you probably don't care. Yeah, that's not necessarily a good headspace to be in, I think. I think you should capitalize on nerves, you know, Just let it motivate you a little bit. So sometimes it's that, and other times I try to do something real, like mundane to, like, knit. Zen me out, borderline. I fucking. I'll play. You heard this game called Civilization?

[Grace O'Malley]

I do the real thing.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I. I'm out there every day with binoculars.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

No, I live. I go to Virtual Civilization.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, no, no, it's a.

[Noel Miller]

It's a really. It's a. Man. It's a nerdy game, but I love it, so sometimes I'm sitting there.

[Grace O'Malley]

What is it, though? You're not saying that part.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I'll just leave it a mystery. No, it's you. You play as, like. Like, the leader of, like, a literal civilization, so.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, you like that? You like playing God?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, it makes me feel good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I take people. I drown them in the river.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I take random people that dress weird in my civilization. I send them through the streets, throw poop at them.

[Grace O'Malley]

Build. Build a moat.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, build a moat.

[Grace O'Malley]

And basically your stage is the moat when you get out there.

[Noel Miller]

Exactly.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

It gets me in the zone of. Of being God.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

No, I'll be backstage pretending to be Gandhi on my computer, but I'm building a nuclear missile.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You sure sound like Kanye.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Great co hosts need to be vulnerable.

[Noel Miller]

They do.

[Grace O'Malley]

They do.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And what's something you don't think people would assume about you?

[Noel Miller]

I've been in many street fights.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm so sorry. This is not a bet. Oh, this is. This is him. Hey, man. I'm with Noel. You fucked me. Oh, you're with him right now? Yeah. You're live and on. On air. Oh, no. Yeah. He was just about to get vulnerable, and then my phone went off. Thanks a lot. Oh, shit. Damn it.

[Noel Miller]

Hey.

[Zayed]

Hey. Hey.

[Noel Miller]

Hey, dude. Good morning.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's not. I've been awake. It's not.

[Noel Miller]

And. And, and audience. I just want to show you that this is the beginning of a lie. You notice how he's stuttering now you notice how there's no follow up? It's just soft giggles.

[Grace O'Malley]

Dude, I have a cup of coffee in my hand and I'm laughing because I can't spill it because I'm in my bed. I am in my bed.

[Noel Miller]

So he's in his bed just up though. He did not just wake up. And again, let's, let's, let's look at the operative word. 5:00pm Just. Okay, what is just? Just could be a minute ago. I didn't just wake up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh my God. It was merely half an hour. I can't believe I called and walked into a ambush.

[Noel Miller]

Well, you didn't walk. You kind of laid your way into it.

[Grace O'Malley]

I gets one brown baby in all a sudden.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I get one brown baby and suddenly I am compelled to raise you all. Z, what have you done today? What the is wrong with your room? Do you live like this? What the hell? Every day like this. I like want to FaceTime you so you can see that the room is not bad.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's an okay, shake, shake.

[Noel Miller]

Who leaves condoms on the ground like this?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, now you just. That's being nice. I love that you. I love that in your version of me, I'm having more sex than you think I am.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Grace said that's being nice.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I was like, if the condoms are on the grounds because I was doing balloon hands, that's the only reason.

[Noel Miller]

Well, I didn't say that you were sharing the condoms with anyone. You know, they could just.

[Grace O'Malley]

Look, I don't even want to have sex. I want to mutually finger and get.

[Noel Miller]

The hell out of there. That's good. Yeah, that's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

I got emails to send.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, well, go get mutually fingered by your doctor. All right. That's funny. You hung that up and he's still.

[Grace O'Malley]

In his bed with a cup of coffee.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And he's like, maybe I'll get up and do something.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's like, well, no, we work at night.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Zion works at night. He definitely does.

[Grace O'Malley]

I love those. That mentality of like comics.

[Zayed]

Yeah, we work at night.

[Noel Miller]

We work at night.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sleep till 7:30 that night.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, that's like. That's.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're not a nurse. Yeah, yeah, no, you don't have a night shift.

[Noel Miller]

We're healing people with laughter.

[Grace O'Malley]

You ever heard of Western? Oh, Easternmos.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, I always get that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Next I have to do so vulnerability.

[Noel Miller]

That'S good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you.

[Noel Miller]

I like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Vulnerable.

[Grace O'Malley]

You were going to be vulnerable.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And the question was, what is something you don't think people would assume about you?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I said multiple street fights and they'd be right about that. I don't fight.

[Grace O'Malley]

You don't.

[Noel Miller]

Something that people wouldn't know. I don't know. What do you. I'm going to put it back on you. What do you think is something people would be surprising to you. What would be surprising to you about me?

[Grace O'Malley]

What would I be surprised to find.

[Noel Miller]

Out about you if I owned a gun, would that be surprising?

[Grace O'Malley]

That is shocking.

[Noel Miller]

You think so?

[Grace O'Malley]

That's blowing my mind.

[Noel Miller]

Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you.

[Noel Miller]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can't believe it.

[Noel Miller]

Not yet.

[Grace O'Malley]

You can have it in California.

[Noel Miller]

You can?

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

It's just instead of like a traditional gun, you're allowed like a wooden stick shaped like a Y. And then you can have like a rubber band on it and you can. So you can fight an intruder with that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Don't you have a car like that?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, yeah, I do have a slingshot car. You're right. Yes, that is my slingshot car.

[Grace O'Malley]

Let's see if we find out things. There it is.

[Noel Miller]

I don't know. I'm trying to think of something. I don't know what would be surprising to people. You know, something that surprised me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Noel Miller]

Is that I have found out that everyone who I guess follows what I do and knows, they've kind of followed along. And then I'll joke about me likely being on the spectrum, and then they go, oh, yeah. And I go, oh, oh, oh, that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that'll. That'll give you a shifty doo doo.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

But it makes me feel better that at least they understand. But I think it should be obvious because I've realized a buddy of mine pointed out to me, he's like, dude, all your hobbies are oriented on a line. Racing. It's about following a line.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Pool is about a line.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, and you're really in on pool.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, God, I love pool.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Like an absurd amount.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I had a hick ruined pool for me.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, yeah. Why?

[Grace O'Malley]

It's just like a bad guy, I.

[Noel Miller]

Think, you know, when you're. You're playing with the right people. It's beautiful.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. See, I. I kind of got lost on me. I'm gonna have to pick up a stick again.

[Zayed]

Yeah, we'll.

[Noel Miller]

We'll go. We'll go play billiards and it's gonna be. It's Gonna be the greatest show you're calling it, Billy.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's when you know you're in.

[Noel Miller]

Well, I mean, do you have a glove? Yeah, I do.

[Grace O'Malley]

That is a little special.

[Zayed]

I got.

[Noel Miller]

I got the lesbian.

[Grace O'Malley]

They love that shit.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

The get under the hood. I'm surprised.

[Grace O'Malley]

More the index.

[Noel Miller]

You know, I'm surprised more lesbians don't have billiards gloves.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, go to a pink concert and look around.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, that's true. But I just mean on the reg. I feel like lesbians should just have that in the pocket because it travels nice.

[Grace O'Malley]

Does it?

[Noel Miller]

It fits into a pair of five.

[Grace O'Malley]

You have one on you right now.

[Noel Miller]

I could. That's the point.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the point.

[Noel Miller]

It's like they roll up very clean.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You know, and. And to me, a lesbian, it's like when they're getting busy, I feel when they're about to lock in, they should just. One second.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's like a condom.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And, you know, just gets the technique. Nice. Going down over the front of the underwear.

[Grace O'Malley]

Of course.

[Noel Miller]

Smooth.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Sorry. Now it's just turning to fan fiction.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Tell me more.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah. Colorful language. Her billiards predator gloves slid over the Billie Eilish themed underwear and she was.

[Grace O'Malley]

Surprised to find two eight balls. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Sorry, I'm a bit masked. She said, don't worry, I like it. She fetched the two eight balls out of her huge.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well enough.

[Noel Miller]

She danced the giant eight balls in her palm.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, and the finger motions go back to billions.

[Noel Miller]

She threw him to the front seat of the Subaru.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, God. It's always a Subaru.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Dude, lesbians, they're my favorite people in a crowd. Yeah, they just. They lock in.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, they do.

[Grace O'Malley]

They really lock in.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah. Shout out to lesbians as far. That's who my shout out should have been. Shout out to the lesbians. Lesbians have supported me a lot of my career. Love them. And you know what? When it comes to a club, lesbians, I find you start talking like evil shit. They're like, yeah, yeah. They're like, fucking get grimy.

[Grace O'Malley]

You hearing this, Beth?

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

They're like, get nasty.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

We didn't get these high taper fades for nothing. Fucking get gross right now.

[Grace O'Malley]

Did you see me?

[Zayed]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I didn't shave my head for nothing. Get fucking nasty up there, little man. That's what they say to me.

[Grace O'Malley]

I had one. I have a joke about being misogynistic, but, like, I don't. It's. It's well in depth. Don't don't run. But you never know with these fuckers. But I had a lesbian come up to me. She goes, yeah, I'm homophobic myself. I'm like, no, no, no, I didn't say I was homophobic.

[Noel Miller]

She just keeps going, you know, there's.

[Grace O'Malley]

A few homophobic lesbians out there. It's me and it's you. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Noel Miller]

She's like, I don't like immigrants either. You'. Oh, what the are you doing here?

[Grace O'Malley]

I say the N word every once in a while.

[Zayed]

Am I right?

[Grace O'Malley]

I was like, it's. You've been a pleasure.

[Noel Miller]

Thank you very much. I didn't say any of that in my set.

[Zayed]

Yeah, dude, the.

[Grace O'Malley]

Where did that come from?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I actually had someone this. I. I like telling this story cuz not for any other reason than I ran into a guy at a bar. This is the greatest 180 ever. He's drunk as hell. He's got like quadrifocals. Like his lenses are mad thick. Kind of a caricature looking guy. He looks at me with his like big magnified eyes and he looks at me, he's like, oh, you're, you're the comedian. I go, yeah, what's up, man? He's like, I was just at your show. I was like, oh, great. He's like, I walked out. Yeah, it was awesome.

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you serious?

[Noel Miller]

Well, then he was drunk and he proceeded to tell me why he walked out. And he didn't understand the joke at all that he was upset about.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, he was upset?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, he was upset.

[Grace O'Malley]

I thought he had an errand to run or something.

[Noel Miller]

No, no. And he was drunk. And then he starts telling me why my joke was messed up. And I was just like, well, you didn't stay for the end of it and you didn't understand it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And that's when my specialty jumped out. Because I'm looking at him and I'm just going line by line, like, well, fundamentally he did not understand the joke.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. Well, we'll take a look at it. Projector up here. We got a red dot on there.

[Noel Miller]

And then his wife came up to me and then they were both explaining why each of them didn't like the joke.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that's fun.

[Noel Miller]

But then what was really fun was then they ended up on the patio and they were yelling at each other.

[Grace O'Malley]

Other.

[Noel Miller]

So I felt like maybe I was just in between something deeper.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was like the opposite of them trying to be swingers.

[Noel Miller]

Yes.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

They wanted you to like Help them fix everything.

[Noel Miller]

There should be something for that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, right.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

When you find yourself as the. The catalyst for the argument. Have you ever found yourself in that situation?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, for a whole year. Last year. Yeah. I'll keep it. Why not? I haven't said anything. You got that one. I'm glad.

[Zayed]

Oh, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

It's not lost on me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Good, good, good.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I read good.

[Grace O'Malley]

They'll explain it.

[Noel Miller]

And listen, I'm just here. So was I. Yeah.

[Zayed]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, and hell. Jesus Christ.

[Noel Miller]

How's it feel?

[Grace O'Malley]

I feel. I feel great.

[Zayed]

Good, good, good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I feel good. Yeah. What else is on the cards? We've got. Got.

[Noel Miller]

I want to see a card.

[Grace O'Malley]

What?

[Noel Miller]

At the end. I want to see a card.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. So we both dropped out.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, we did.

[Grace O'Malley]

But you became a software engineer and I became a door dasher on foot in New York. Do you feel like you had the upper hand on creating your own online presence with a coding background?

[Noel Miller]

Oh, God, no. Because. So I think, first of all, software engineer is very generous. Software engineer is like. You understand a language called C. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know that.

[Noel Miller]

If I had to write something in C, it would probably. The length of time would take me to, like, figure it out. If, let's say there were a hundred people trapped in a giant submarine and they were like, you need to write something in C in the next 24 hours or the.

[Grace O'Malley]

Or the boy, the dad will.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

All 100 of these people in the submarine are gonna have sex with each other. That colony would be well into developing a new round of them in that submarine.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

So, like, I could. That was like a really lame way of saying, like, I'm okay at writing code, so I'm not like, I'm not like a genius level programmer.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Noel Miller]

But I think it helped me in that, like, to this day, it's helped me understand, I think, like, how platforms work.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You know, and, yeah, like, it does give me, like, a bit of a window into that. And even it did change my way, like, on how people, like, browse stuff. And even now, like, it helps me approach it. Very kind of mechanical, which is fucked. Like, you don't ever want your work to feel that way, but it does help me take any, like, personal feelings out of it.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was like analytics and stuff. I could look at it. I can't intake it. So that's like. That's nice. That's nice that you have that little.

[Noel Miller]

I'm not always great at it, but you Brain switch.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

It like, and a lot of those analytics, I have, like, a thing about where I think they're designed to make you feel like. To keep making you make content.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Like, I think the data is presented to you in a way.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that's. Yeah. Yeah, that totally makes sense.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Rat race.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

This is my little conspiracy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, I think you're right, because just when I'm ready to be like, yeah, this.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I get a dinger.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, of course it's. I think now content is. Is designed that way. I think it's designed to kind of punish you a little bit, to keep you going.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Because if obviously there are people that everything they make, like, hits and. But even when you talk to those people, they talk a lot about, like, you know. Oh, yeah, I post and delete it and, like.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, they repeat. Yeah, that is interesting.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Anyways, I just.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, it's nice insight.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's a good way of looking at it because I actually, the other day, I was like, Yeah, I had a lot of people tell me I fell off. And although I needed that, I. It was really driving me nuts.

[Noel Miller]

I think that phrasing is funny because you're. If I could just be like a. I could get on a soapbox for a second.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, of course. Stand up.

[Noel Miller]

I'm standing up now. I think nothing in life. I think we're in this weird thing where people feel that your life has to be linear. So once you start doing something, it's always up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. It's not always that way.

[Zayed]

No.

[Noel Miller]

And life is extremely gray. It always changes. So. And. And to the point of, like, colorblind. I can't be colorblind. I can't. But no, I just think that phrase is funny because nothing like Lil Nas X was talking about that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Like, he's. He had a new single and he's like, yeah, I'm not as hot as I used to be, and I just gotta figure it out.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I think it's good to have cycles you don't want to be. You change as a person, you know, so you don't want to be beholden to what you used to be.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's true.

[Noel Miller]

Then. Then you feel like that's when you become, like, a caricature of yourself and you become odd.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And I've been watching Paul American.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Have you been watching that?

[Noel Miller]

No. No.

[Grace O'Malley]

What's that, dude? Oh, my God.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, Paul American.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh.

[Noel Miller]

Oh. Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's actually.

[Noel Miller]

No. Women fucking have it hard.

[Zayed]

That. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll tell you Right now, it's the best television I've watched in years.

[Noel Miller]

Is it fun?

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, it's so. It's so. It's actually really well made it.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like the production company of it all. And then when you get into it, those boys have no idea who they are.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Talk about caricatures.

[Noel Miller]

Interesting.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, maybe.

[Noel Miller]

Maybe I'll watch that.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I think you really eat it up.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because it's. It's fantastic. They asked them. I say it every episode I have been watching, I've been like, binge watching this. But they asked them both in separate rooms, do you know who you are without the cameras? And both in separate rooms. They both said, I have no idea who I am.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Which is sad.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But it makes for great television.

[Noel Miller]

I mean, it must be a really weird feeling to have just punched Mike Tyson to go into a green room. Everyone's celebrating you. You're like, I just made $50 million.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, we made Netflix glitch.

[Noel Miller]

And then everyone kind of clears out. You're like, all right, I'm gonna take a piss. I'm gonna get ready. I'll be out. And then that 10 minutes when he's alone in the bathroom, he's looking in the mirror going. And he's just running away from it. That must be insane.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's got to be crazy.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

I'm curious.

[Grace O'Malley]

I know.

[Noel Miller]

It's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's good stuff. They try to get the dad to do ayahuasca.

[Noel Miller]

Did he bite?

[Grace O'Malley]

No. On the plane on the way there, they're like, oh. He's like, give me a beer. And they're like, oh, you can't drink before you do ayahuasca. He goes, I've done. I've done cocaine. I've done ketamine. You give me a beer right now. Oh, dude, it's. And then the dad so clearly saw a vision doing this. Aasa. Up he goes, I didn't see.

[Noel Miller]

Ah, it didn't work.

[Zayed]

Ah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But like, he's saying it like this. I didn't see.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, it didn't work. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Cuz the. Yeah, whatever. The apparition is behind the camera going, like, it didn't work. It didn't work. It didn't work at all.

[Grace O'Malley]

Would you ever do that? What? Hey, Wasa.

[Noel Miller]

No, I'm like, afraid what would be there? Yeah, I don't think it would be that. It might just be like another me that's like, yo. And I'd be like, enough.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the coder. And yeah, I'm like, dude, go back.

[Noel Miller]

To writing code, dude.

[Grace O'Malley]

Things are quite all right yeah, yeah. I. Yeah, I don't. I thought about it, like, I. I've never thought I could do it. And then because I wasn't good on shrooms and I've gotten better on shrooms, I'm like, I feel like I could do that, but I'm worried I'd end up being like, that piece of shit girl that I can't stand of one love for real. Everything's different. Seriously.

[Noel Miller]

Do you know Chad and jt?

[Grace O'Malley]

Chad and jt?

[Zayed]

Yes. Yes.

[Noel Miller]

Okay, jt, we were just talking the other day and JT brought up a good point. He goes, everyone I've met who's done ayahuasca, they become less likable, but they talk about how free they are, but they come back and they're like, I'm just cutting everyone off. I have 2,000 years of knowledge. I don't need to be friends with anyone.

[Grace O'Malley]

They also pick up a whole new Vernac vernacular.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. They say things like words like. Like, eye open and just words I can't even think of.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

It blows my mind. And it's just like, free. Like, they just freely talk a different way.

[Noel Miller]

Is it sort of like, you know. Oh, my God. I just felt like there's just like this karmic energy that I'm working through and like, you know, gosh, like I was working with my Kundalini master. She's so special. She. You know, like we were doing a lot of chakra work and, like, you know, just kind of working through Samsara type stuff and like, you just realize, like, you gotta get off your cell phone. Yeah, exactly like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Exactly like that.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know these people.

[Zayed]

I just.

[Grace O'Malley]

I just see them online.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know?

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And you look at that while you're taking a dump and you're like, I have got to shoot myself.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Like, oh, no, I actually say no to drugs.

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's like, yeah, that's actually the lady, the girl on the couch, she looked like she was vibing to say no to drug add.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

But that girl, that should be the.

[Zayed]

That.

[Grace O'Malley]

The one that they air as an ad.

[Noel Miller]

It is funny that we let, like 10 years of millennials do ayahuasca and they came back all fucked up and everyone goes, yeah, nah, lock them up. Lock them up.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was kind of like. Like a. Like a. They were like the test monkeys.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was our version of sending monkeys to the moon.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Speaking of moon.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah. Go Ahead.

[Grace O'Malley]

Would you do that?

[Noel Miller]

Go to the moon?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

The Bezos version or the real version?

[Grace O'Malley]

What would the real version be?

[Noel Miller]

Well, the real version would be you go to a studio on the government's. You pretend to go over the.

[Zayed]

Yeah, we.

[Grace O'Malley]

We spent a week on that in eighth grade.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

They were like, yeah, you know, you should question it.

[Noel Miller]

Really?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Was this a Catholic school?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, no, public.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

A tough one.

[Noel Miller]

So you just have a pub. You're just at a public school in Boston. The guy's like, I don't know if it's real.

[Grace O'Malley]

The suburbs. But yeah, they. He was like, you know, question things. And I was like, you know what? Yeah. Spending. Spending, like half a semester of a guy saying, you know what? You should question more. I was kind of like, you know, yeah, this is good.

[Noel Miller]

I wish I had a character like that. It was like, all my teachers took that real serious. It'd be awesome to have a guy there who's like, supposedly. And maybe we did.

[Grace O'Malley]

But then he would, like. You'd show evidence of, like, what other people were saying, right? Of, like. Yeah, no, it could be a studio, you know, and the. The flags. This wind. It's not supposed to have wind. It was crazy.

[Noel Miller]

So I would do the real moon landing because I think that'd be, like, great for my real. My real is, you know, it could use some updated work. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Because she was like, yeah, I can see you. An interstellar.

[Noel Miller]

Thank you. Yeah, thank you. But the. The Bezos version, I think I would do it because, you know, he sent his girlfriend up there and he didn't kill her.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. He hates that.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

But he didn't blow her up, which is like a billion. Like, a billionaire sends his girlfriend to space. If she's like, hey, girly, my boyfriend wants to send us to space. I'd be like, he wants to do what?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I. As. There's no shot in hell.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

So the fact that he didn't blow her up, I would do Bezos version as well.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I guess that's good. I think he was weighed, like, he. I think he sent her up and like, whatever.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

If it worked or not. But since it did. Second. Could we. Could we go from more than 11?

[Noel Miller]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You want to go longer?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

That's when I'd be scared if Bezos is talking about, like, yeah, we're going to see if we can go longer.

[Grace O'Malley]

We're going to go. We're going to go 15 this time.

[Noel Miller]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Work his way up to about two years.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Oops she got lost.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, we're open now. We just. Yeah, she said from space. You know, since she can't come back, we're just going to do open.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

We'Re going to go find her, and we need cool people to go find her.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

No, I think. No, being serious. I don't know. If I do the Bezos version, I think I'd be shitting it.

[Zayed]

Would you?

[Grace O'Malley]

No. I don't even like that ride in at Epcot. It's like, mission Space. Space.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm not a Disney person, but it's just like. Yeah, it was just a ride. I was like, I feel sick.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Okay. Fair.

[Grace O'Malley]

Real space. She's just like. It. It doesn't. Doesn't interest me.

[Noel Miller]

Why would it. There's not. There's no WI fi.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. Isn't that the best WI fi? The satellite adapter.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, is it? I thought it was, like. No, I thought it was one of those.

[Grace O'Malley]

I thought it was, like, so good that your phone explodes.

[Noel Miller]

I don't. I don't. You know, because I've g. Which is right in your brain.

[Grace O'Malley]

You should hear my father.

[Zayed]

Okay.

[Noel Miller]

I'm not saying those are the facts, but you should think about it.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're trying to poison us, give us cancer.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sarah Palin.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Just, like, brings up random politicians. That's my dad.

[Zayed]

Okay, got it.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's like, out of nowhere.

[Noel Miller]

Has your dad ever been on the show?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, but I did. I was bombing last night, and I was doing, like, a show where you got to pick news from the audience and news from real news.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I pulled something, and I just. It was the end of the show. Nobody wanted to be there. Premise is good for the first, like, 30 minutes. And I think they tapped out after.

[Zayed]

Right.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I pulled out a card, and it was. I was like, this has got to be my last one. And it said, trump has made shirts that say 2028. And so I. I was like, I got nothing on this, but I'm sure my dad has something. So I called my dad and I was like, this is bad. This is a bad idea. I don't know what he's gonna say. He answered the phone. He had a black scent. He was like, what's up, girlfriend? I was like, okay, all right. This is your dad. I was like, yes. And I go, dad, what do you think of this? Trump said, 2028. He made shirts that. He goes, it's gonna be a good year.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

What's up, girlfriend?

[Noel Miller]

Dad, run it back. Run it back. They're putting this on snap right now. You gotta run that shit back.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, So I. He said it's gonna be a good. And I just hung up. So I can't trust what he has to say.

[Noel Miller]

Well. And unfortunately, if you do that in la, people in LA are gonna go.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. I mean, I'm used to Brooklyn.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Brooklyn.

[Noel Miller]

Are they like that out there?

[Grace O'Malley]

It's a hit or a miss for me.

[Noel Miller]

Hit or miss.

[Grace O'Malley]

Got it. Now that they don't say my old credits, I think they've opened up a little better. They like me a little more.

[Noel Miller]

Got it, got it. Well, I think you should have him on the show.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Even maybe over zoom, you know, that'd be good. Yeah, yeah, you could do. Or you could light him like a gangland interviewee.

[Grace O'Malley]

I kind of like how Connor does the podcast at TMV Studios. Yeah, I gotta plug him in.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Grace O'Malley]

So I think it'd be funny to have my dad as, like, the head, but I make him wear, like, put him in a dress, like a Hillary shirt underneath.

[Zayed]

Yes.

[Noel Miller]

And he only sees the footage and.

[Grace O'Malley]

Then everyone thinks it's ironic.

[Zayed]

Yes, yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

But he's being dead serious.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think that's smart. Can we borrow the studio?

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, yeah, anytime.

[Zayed]

Anytime.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, you have a sketch about a driverless Audi that you would send your grandfather.

[Zayed]

Oh, my God.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, now with Waymo. Are you pissed that they took your idea?

[Noel Miller]

No, I mean, I think. Wow, I forgot I did that bit. Holy shit. Wow. You're sorry. You just whiplashed me on that. Oh, my God, we had so much fun making that. Jesus Christ.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Well, now with my driverless Audi, I can send my grandpa anywhere and he's never coming back.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. They kind of just ripped you off.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah. Yes and no. I mean, because what Waymo. I like equate now it's for everybody, but they're making it like the Soho House for a minute.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really?

[Noel Miller]

He had to be, like, invited. Oh, like a cool person. Not really. You know, cool in quotes.

[Grace O'Malley]

I can't even get into Raya.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, well, I think Waymo is more like, are you killable? You know, they're asking specific questions. Do you have a family that cares about you?

[Grace O'Malley]

Ooh, this is smart.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, this is good. Are you lonely? Are you single?

[Grace O'Malley]

Do you ever get nervous?

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Yes, I'm single. Yes, all my family's dead. Yes, I'm here alone in Phoenix. I have no future. They're like, great. Would you like to try the driverless car?

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a great Point.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And they're like, yeah, I guess I'll give it a shot.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

But, yeah, I am a little bit peeved that you know everyone who works at Waymo now. I know you were watching my fucking YouTube channel.

[Grace O'Malley]

Fucking nerds.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And if you were listening to the beginning of this, you know, I can be the hammer or the nail when it comes to the law.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he has a coffin.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

And I have a coffin to fucking put you in with wheels in it, too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Drive your ass away. Figure out how to pick a fucking driverless piece of shit.

[Noel Miller]

Exactly. So when I figure out that you stole my shit, I'm gonna put you in my fucking coffin. Go, Kart. And you're going down a really, really long hill.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he has a slingshot.

[Noel Miller]

And a slingshot. Which I'm gonna take to your family.

[Grace O'Malley]

Fucking nerd dork. Eat ass. Fuck.

[Noel Miller]

Nice.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

You're going to put E. Coli in your stomach. Just know that.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, that's Z. Oh.

[Zayed]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Z, that's you go to the doctor.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then I think it'd be fun to wrap this up with a little. A little. These cards. A little disgraceful receipts.

[Noel Miller]

Sure.

[Grace O'Malley]

So this is a segment where I pull things you've posted on the Internet.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, boy.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I have you explain some things.

[Noel Miller]

Yay.

[Grace O'Malley]

This is all. Yeah. Starting off good.

[Noel Miller]

I like this.

[Zayed]

Ooh.

[Noel Miller]

So you know what's great? This was my first, I think, seven minute set at the Ice House in Pasadena.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I did it there.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I bombed bad.

[Noel Miller]

It was a big deal for me. All my co workers came to see me. They were very nice.

[Zayed]

Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

No, they're. They. They supported me big time.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Wow. Let me.

[Noel Miller]

Let me hold this. Let me hold a piece of history right here for myself. Dude, I look yacked out. This is awesome.

[Grace O'Malley]

Will you. When. When we finish. Will you sign that for me, please?

[Noel Miller]

Sure.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

It'll be worth less, but.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not when we get that Golden Globe.

[Noel Miller]

True, true, true, true, true. I'm not thinking big enough.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know what I've seen Nikki Glaser do? She tags all these Getty Image people. I think that's really sweet.

[Noel Miller]

Nikki's very nice.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's.

[Zayed]

She rocks. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can I ask because you are really deep on the Internet.

[Noel Miller]

I was. Yeah. I mean, I still am.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I guess you freed up an hour for that child.

[Zayed]

Ye.

[Grace O'Malley]

But what is your screen time currently?

[Noel Miller]

Oh, it's not that bad. But let's look at it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Mine's Six hours and three minutes. I checked it yesterday. I thought that was pretty good for me.

[Noel Miller]

This is overall screen time, daily average.

[Grace O'Malley]

Daily average.

[Noel Miller]

So this week, 4 hours, 48 minutes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Homeboy is hustling. Yeah, that just means you get your grinding. Yeah, that's good stuff.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I just, I kind of like, I optimized it. I just really quickly, first thing when.

[Grace O'Malley]

I wake up, only fans for an hour.

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Every racist thing on Twitter. Just real quick, real quick.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then Reddit, the rest.

[Noel Miller]

I, I've chopped Reddit out good. I find that they're like, it's just, you know, it's just like reading like the Financial Times or something. Like, it's just comments.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I. You, you were big. You, you were big. Reddit head.

[Zayed]

Used to, Used to.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, not as much.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's just. Yeah, that's. It's not good for the brain off it. That's good. Yeah, that's, you know, I think that's growing up.

[Noel Miller]

It is.

[Grace O'Malley]

It fully develops frontal lobe and, you know, you're, you're a father.

[Noel Miller]

Just got.

[Grace O'Malley]

Can't be on Reddit.

[Noel Miller]

No, I just can't. Yeah, no, I gotta, gotta move on.

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[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, right this way.

[Sophie Brooks]

Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000ft and I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Grace O'Malley]

So this one says comedians must stand up for themselves and start shooting audience members, which is kind of the advice you just gave me as a young comic myself.

[Noel Miller]

I think you should invite people out, make them pay for vip. Make them pay for a meet and greet. When they come up to you, they're like, oh, my God, that was a great. You say, enough glazing, fucking have some self respect.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think that's good. I think that's good.

[Noel Miller]

And their shoulders Blown off and they're.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God. And they come back and they're just a little wrapped up for the second show.

[Noel Miller]

I thought about what you said.

[Zayed]

Sad.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm like, you know what?

[Zayed]

Good.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm not going to say anything. You just enjoy yourself. Have fun up there. Oh, you look like the ct. CTE guy that we were just talking about.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Me at the. At the ufc. That is me. And big bad Laura, she asked me about who I would like to fight, and I jokingly said, Ryan's toys, but he's probably old enough now. So.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, she didn't know what to do with that, did she?

[Zayed]

She didn't.

[Noel Miller]

She was like, oh, my God. Throwing back to you, as if that's.

[Grace O'Malley]

The craziest she's ever heard behind the scenes at ufc. Yeah, come on now.

[Noel Miller]

But, yeah, that was. That was a fun moment.

[Grace O'Malley]

And.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, Lord.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, you see it through the paper.

[Noel Miller]

Oh, Lord.

[Grace O'Malley]

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[Noel Miller]

Listen, man. Listen, man. Listen, man. This was a joke that unearthed from the group chat with the boys. You know, we're just kind of parodying the boys Night out. How dudes see themselves on the boys night out. Of course, you know, they all feel like the starting lineup. That was me finding my footing comedically.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I mean, that's like, grounds for. Many people have done this since. You know, I feel like you've kind of shaped.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, I think it was like, Post.

[Grace O'Malley]

Night out highlights, I think is a. Is a classic.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And I kind of shaped this.

[Noel Miller]

Look, man, I.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's really honed in on pussy, though.

[Zayed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Because I, you know, I just thought it was funny to just hand that up over and over.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

My favorite part about doing this. This is a vine, by the way, if you're wondering if you're watching it, My favorite part of this vine was being the defensive coordinator and putting on the headset and posting up in the collar. Yeah, that's good stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like the. I like the sunglasses.

[Zayed]

Thank you.

[Noel Miller]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well. Well, this has been a blast.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, no, I had a lot of fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

I really appreciate you coming on.

[Noel Miller]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Grace O'Malley]

And much like the shout out portion, this is another time for you to plug away. Plug away.

[Noel Miller]

Plug Choo Choo.

[Grace O'Malley]

Are you thinking about Ryan's toys still?

[Zayed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Different Ryan.

[Grace O'Malley]

Blame it on the Tiz.

[Zayed]

Yeah.

[Noel Miller]

Guys, I just got my promo code for the rose toy. You can buy. You can get a 20% disclaimer only. It's for the boys. This is the rose for the boys. It's got a whole. Yeah, exactly. No, I don't. I'm on the road. Come see me Noellemillerlive.com go buy a ticket. You can listen to my podcast, the Company lot. And I'm making YouTube videos again. So if you enjoy a little passive dystopia, I'm your guy. Other than that, thanks for having me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thanks for coming on, man. Appreciate it. This is huge. Huge for me, really. Thank you.

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[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, right this way.

[Sophie Brooks]

Way who me? I can stream shows at 30,000ft and I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band.

[Bachelor in Paradise Host]

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