Podcast Summary: Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley

Host: Grace O’Malley (Unwell)
Guest: Dylan Kevitch
Episode: "STFU and Prank Calls with Dylan Kevitch"
Date: December 11, 2025

Overview

This episode of Disgraceful features comedian and viral prankster Dylan Kevitch as he joins Grace O’Malley in the Big Apple studio for an audition to be her permanent co-host. Together, they dive into Dylan’s eccentric online persona, discuss their love/hate relationship with nightlife and reality TV, share wild stories from their careers, and, as promised, deliver plenty of laughs through games and live prank calls for listeners.

The energy is fully unfiltered, blending stories about social media, nightlife, comedy, and internet celebrity with moments of genuine heart. Grace’s sister Nora makes brief appearances as "HR," and the episode ends in an outpour of mutual admiration and dream-setting.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Disgraceful Receipts: Dive Into Dylan's Social Media

[03:00 – 17:35]

• Grace and Nora put Dylan on the spot by pulling up old Instagram pictures and posts, prompting candid and hilarious explanations:
  • First Instagram post & nose job:
    Dylan opens up about getting a nose job as a college freshman:

    "So, like, my nose started growing faster than me... we chopped that shit down and stopped it." (Dylan, 03:39)

  • Cruise ship dancing career:
    Dylan recounts being a performer on an Alaskan cruise ship, noting depression and the oddity of dancing for an audience mostly "about to croak."

    “It was a Holland America line, and it was mostly just grannies... We were just filled with all these old ghosts." (Dylan, 10:13)

  • Philly vs. NYC Pride:
    The difference between Philadelphia and New York City’s Pride parades, with Philly described as "letting our hair down... peeing all over each other and we're it up." (Dylan, 12:12)
  • Celebrity connections and chaos:
    Dylan reveals that his cousin dated Camila Cabello, leading to the family being targeted by rabid pop fans.

    “My mom got death threats. These fans are crazy.” (Dylan, 15:12)

  • Fashion Week & Kylie Jenner:
    The surreal transition from industry events to afterparties with Kylie.

    “I actually can’t believe that happened. Like, that’s crazy. I still don’t, like, understand it.” (Dylan, 30:32)

2. Living in NYC & the Realities of Nightlife

[21:07 – 24:40]

• Dylan waxes poetic about New York’s unmatched energy, but both agree they prefer dinners and wine to clubbing.
  • On club culture:

    "Clubs are a little overrated though. Unless you’re on, like, Molly... when it’s just an alcohol vibe, it’s just like—what am I saying?" (Dylan, 22:49)

  • They poke fun at the odd deck-chair arrangement of NYC clubs:

    "The tables are facing the crowd, not the stage... nobody’s watching the DJ." (Grace, 23:41)

  • Dylan advocates for a “no phones” party to bring back true connection—“If you need your phone, you’re not my friend.” (Grace, 24:23)

3. Reality TV Deep-Dive

[24:49 – 29:39]

• Both bond over a mutual obsession with The Real Housewives, particularly Salt Lake City.
  • On the "late-night Mormon documentary viewing":

    “The guy who was trying to convert everybody... what a monster.” (Grace, 25:38)
    “You can’t forgive what you did, but we can forget.” (Dylan, 26:02)

• Dylan calls himself an “industry plant— a beautiful, beautiful rose,” joking about overnight fame.

4. Social Media Stardom & Influencer Life

[29:41 – 32:35]

• Discussion about Dylan’s “pop-off” timeline: from comedic prank calls to viral influencer.
  • Prank calls become his signature, powered solo and requiring a “second phone” for anonymity.

    “I have two phones. One for prank calling.” (Dylan, 46:51)

  • On meeting the Kardashians and hanging out at their parties: "The food was to die...I’m always the one who’s eating." (Dylan, 32:34)

Notable Games & Memorable Moments

1. "Reality or Not" Game

[34:59 – 41:59]

• Grace quizzes Dylan on whether outrageous reality TV plotlines are real or fake, leading to lively banter and competitive energy.
  • Example:

    "On Flavor of Love, a contestant pooped on the floor during a group toast—and yes, they aired it."
    “That’s real? That’s fucking crazy.” (Dylan, 36:53)

2. "Shut The Fuck Up or Me" (Dating Tropes Game)

[42:49 – 46:14]

• Grace lists awkward or attractive behaviors, and Dylan responds with “Shut the fuck up” or “Fuck me,” often hilariously revealing he’s done half of them.
  • On guys "posting thirst traps":

    "Honestly, can that just be a shut the fuck up and a fuck me?" (Dylan, 43:50)

  • On “He talks about crypto at the bar”:

    “Fuck off. I mean—that one really struck a nerve.” (Dylan, 44:12)

3. Live Prank Calls with Listener Input

[46:15 – 59:44]

• Listeners send in requests for friends and family to be pranked. Dylan slips into wild improv characters; Grace supports and laughs along.
  • Notable voicemail (Pickle Party):

    "Hey, this is Katie... I'm having a pickle party and I'm inviting everybody who's obsessed with pickles..." (Dylan, 47:49)

  • Emotional turn: prank call to cheer up Abby, a listener dealing with breast cancer, becomes a personalized singing telegram.

    "There’s only one thing that Abby loves: is selfless. Nice!"
    (Dylan, 57:49)

  • Dylan seamlessly slips from engaging in the prank to supporting real fans.

4. Career Aspirations, Manifestation & Affirmation

[62:17 – 64:49]

• Both hosts discuss the power of written manifestation. Dylan shares that he wrote "I want to be really famous" on a notepad at The Greenwich Hotel—and a month later made the cover of Vogue.

  • “I want to make more songs and actually be a pop star...be funny, iconic, and scary.” (Dylan, 63:44/64:41)

Memorable Quotes

• "My nose started growing faster than me... Pinocchio style." (Dylan, 03:23)
• "Philly Gay Pride is way better...we don’t care. We’re letting our hair down, letting our tits out, and we’re peeing all over each other." (Dylan, 12:12)
• "Clubs are a little overrated. Unless you're on Molly... but when it’s just alcohol, it’s terrible." (Dylan, 22:47)
• "If you need your phone at my party, you’re not my friend. Bye." (Grace, 24:23)
• "Industry plant? I think I just came out of nowhere and I'm crushing it.” (Dylan, 29:18)
• "Manifestation works. I wrote it down—I want to be really famous. A month later, I'm on the cover of Vogue." (Dylan, 62:20)
• On career goals:

  "I want to be funny, iconic, and scary." (Dylan, 64:46)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:00 – 17:35 | Grace exposes Dylan’s old Instagram posts (Disgraceful Receipts)
• 21:07 – 24:40 | NYC nightlife discussion—dinners vs. clubbing
• 24:49 – 29:39 | Reality TV, influencer fame, the "industry plant" debate
• 34:59 – 41:59 | "Reality or Not" game—reality TV plot twist quiz
• 42:49 – 46:14 | "Shut The Fuck Up or Me"—dating tropes game
• 46:15 – 59:44 | Listener prank calls: Pickle Party, Rudy Sanders, and singing to Abby
• 62:17 – 64:49 | Goal-setting, manifestation, and the "magic notebook" at Greenwich Hotel
• 64:41 – End | Rapid-fire dreams, routines, and affirmations for 2026

Closing Vibe

The chemistry between Grace and Dylan brings out vibrant storytelling, authentic confessions, and gleeful chaos. Dylan stands out as a multi-hyphenate—comic, performer, influencer, soon-to-be pop star—while Grace playfully steers the ship, keeping the episode on its toes and the laughs coming.

For Fans: The episode captures both the unserious and sincere elements of internet fame and creative hustle. If you missed it, expect to finish with a few belly laughs, some new one-liners, and the urge to write your own wish list in a secret Manhattan hotel notebook.