The Haunting of Sally O’Malley ft. Debbie Downer

Summary

Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley

Episode: The Haunting of Sally O’Malley ft. Debbie Downer
Date: October 30, 2025
Host: Grace O’Malley (a.k.a. Sally O’Malley)
Guest: Nora (Grace's sister, playing “Debbie Downer”)

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Overview

This hilarious Halloween-themed episode of Disgraceful celebrates cringe, nostalgia, and the O’Malley family’s unique take on spooky season. Grace’s sister Nora (“Debbie Downer”) joins in for bits, games, and a roast of Grace’s cultural and horror movie blind spots. Together, they play Halloween guessing games, recount wild family memories—especially haunted house parties gone awry—and take listeners through a comedic walk down memory lane with old Halloween costumes. The episode features signature sibling banter, Halloween antics, and a hefty dose of self-deprecating humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Grace’s Sobriety Challenge

• Grace reveals she gave up drinking from September 1st to her birthday, October 27th, intending to keep it private but discusses her determination versus previous failed attempts.
  • “At the end of August, I kind of looked at my friends and I was like, yeah, it’s been a fun summer, boys. I think it’s time to reel it in a little bit.” (00:30)
  • “I’m 45 days in.” (00:58)
• Navigating Sober Social Life: Grace describes resisting peer pressure and the struggle (and placebo effect) of substituting beers with Liquid Death and mocktails.
  • “I have glorious, beautiful, glistening, sweaty, crisp beers waiting for me in the green rooms. And so that's tricky.” (11:18)
• Nora’s classic deadpan:
  • Nora: “Usually you don’t last this long.” (01:18, 09:55)

2. Post-Show Shenanigans and Family Highlights

• Recap of shows in Providence, RI:
  • Dubs it a crowd with “arms crossed, enjoying comedy, which is the worst way to do it.” (07:14)
• Her Dad’s Comedy Debut:
  • Grace’s father performed standup using his phone in large font, inspired by Grace’s inability to get him into a studio to record his unreleased country songs.

3. Halloween Themed Banter: Costumes and Movie Knowledge

• Grace as “Sally O’Malley” for Halloween:
  • “My name is Sally O' Malley and I'm 50 years old. I'm not afraid to tell anyone…” (02:10)
  • Admits the Annie wig makes her look “like an orphan child”
• Recurring ‘Debbie Downer’ Theme:
  • Nora sprinkles bleak or absurdly factual statements throughout, parodying the SNL character.
  • Nora (deadpan): “Over 1 million children under the age of five die before they’re five every year.” (03:19)
  • “If you don’t get your wisdom teeth out, you’re gonna get sepsis.” (06:21)

4. Games & Audience Participation

• Haunt the Plot Game (18:03 – 27:32)

  • Nora reads off extremely vague plot lines for scary or Halloween movies for Grace to guess.
  • Memorable round:
    • Nora: “Cat runs away, but is a person.”
    • Grace: “Cat’s the musical with Taylor Swift.” (18:13–18:15)
    • Answer: Hocus Pocus
    • Rapid-fire banter with constant misguesses, twists, and in-jokes.
  • Some answers: Halloween Town, The Witches, Friday the 13th, The Shining, Beetlejuice, Coraline, It, Scream, The Addams Family, Twitches.

• Heads Up – Costume Edition (34:12–38:49)

  • Describe a celebrity or character based only on how you’d dress as them for Halloween. Hilariously imprecise clues and quick jokes.
  • Highlights:
    • Batman’s “spikes”; green “ogre”—“Shrek”; Tony Soprano; Pennywise; Joker; Eleven (from Stranger Things); Glinda; Jessica Rabbit; Severance; Harry Potter; Chaperone.

• The Fuck on My Hand (39:03–43:02)

  • Halloween sensory challenge: Grace guesses mystery items (spaghetti, potatoes, oobleck, dildo-shaped beans-in-condom).
  • Disgusted but game, Grace delivers new levels of revulsion, links food textures to “ancestral famine.”
  • “In your brain you said, ooh, what a fun segment. This will be. Nothing to do with Halloween, but let’s make spaghetti with potatoes. Make her feel like she’s in Maggot USA.” (41:48)

5. Ghosts of Halloweens Past: Costume Walkthrough (44:37–51:53)

• Grace and Nora roast Grace’s Halloween costumes through the years, from “sailor” in a boutique dress, to a caveman with a cut-up leggings, to “sexy witch” in a family hand-me-down hat, to the infamous “Tekashi 6ix9ine” getup (“That’s a toughie”). See full banter at 46:08–48:42.
• “Life is but a dream” – Recalls sneaking into a UMass party via the window in a feather boa, then being busted by feathers left behind.
• Best recurring costume? Lindsay Lohan – “People tend to like the pop star of which they think they look like. I, in my delusional brain, think I look like Lindsay Lohan.” (51:24)

6. Family Halloween Parties & Trauma

• Details her dad’s DIY haunted house parties growing up, replete with “the unfinished side of the basement as the ‘holding room’ where kids screamed to leave” and her dad scared little ones on the driveway dressed as a clown.
  • “My dad would literally set up in the driveway. He would act like. Like a decoration. And then when kids went to go in for the candy, he’d go scaring them shitless.” (30:06)
  • Nora: “He still does it to this day. He dressed up like a clown like two years ago…” (30:34)
• Grace’s post-party injury:
  • “I fell face first on my head onto the concrete... I think I pretty much have permanent brain damage. But nobody ever looked because nobody was really concerned about concussions back then…” (30:57–31:44)
• Reminiscing about “Halloweekend” at colleges, including anti-climactic parties, underwhelming UMass atmosphere, and “dressing as Tekashi 6ix9ine” for comfort above all else.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I wish I had the confidence of a man. I’ll tell you what. Because he. And I know he’s watching. You crushed it, Dad. You did. But did you mega triple crush it like you think you did?” — Grace (08:10)
• “Cat runs away, but is a person.” — Nora, poorly describing Hocus Pocus (18:13)
• “Alcoholic writer is seeing shit.” — Nora, describing The Shining (21:19)
• “Want to watch YouTube videos, car crashes? What are we doing?” — Grace, on her sober high-energy (11:35)
• “I don’t think it’s funny because I hear you laughing, and I don’t like being laughed at… unless I’m doing the laughing, and I feel like I don’t really have a say in this.” — Grace, during the “Fuck on My Hand” segment (41:16)
• “If you liked it, you liked it. If you didn’t, go fuck yourself. And I’m actually going to be on a cruise during Halloween so go fuck yourself.” — Grace, signing off (51:35)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Grace’s Sobriety Announcement: 00:30–01:54, 09:54–14:15
• Providence Show and Dad’s Set: 07:14–08:10
• Halloween Costume and Debbie Downer Banter: 02:10–03:41, 06:21
• Haunt the Plot Game: 18:03–27:32
• Heads Up Costume Game: 34:12–38:49
• The Fuck on My Hand Game: 39:03–43:02
• Costume Walkthrough and Ghosts of Halloweens Past: 44:37–51:53
• Family Haunted House Memories: 27:57–32:08

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Tone & Language

Grace and Nora’s tone is loose, improvisational, and unapologetically candid. The humor is irreverent, self-deprecating, and frequently veers into the absurd, especially regarding family lore and Halloween traditions. Nora’s dry delivery as “Debbie Downer” contrasts perfectly with Grace’s energetic, self-roasting style.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode is a chaotic, delightful ride through O’Malley family Halloween traditions—equal parts gross-out games, quippy sibling rivalry, and affectionate takedowns of one another’s (and America’s) Halloween obsessions. If you like off-the-cuff family comedy and biting riffs on memories, costumes, and pop culture rituals, this Halloween episode of Disgraceful is for you.

Transcript

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[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I've been keeping a little tiny secret from you guys. I haven't been drinking. I said it on Whitney Cummings podcast, but I wanted to kind of just do it without putting it online because every other time I've done it and I put it online, it. It doesn't feel like I'm doing it for me. So I wanted it to do it for me. At the end of August, I kind of looked at my friends and I was like, yeah, it's been a fun summer, boys. I think it's time to reel it in a little bit. And so I said, I think I'm gonna stop drinking from September 1st to my birthday, which is October 27th. And they laughed at me. All my friends, they did. They said, sure, we've heard this before, sure. But I've done it. And I'm happy to say, what day is it? I'm 45 days in. Thank you, Deb.

[Nora]

Anything sad to say, usually you don't last this long.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's correct, Deb. Thank you. But yeah, no, I took a little bit of a break. Ski. Also, I didn't want to become the annoying person. You know, there's always that annoying person who's doing like 75 hard, and they just have to tell you every two seconds even though you're enjoying yourself and having a drink. I didn't want to be that guy. So I tried to, like, I told my friends, but then it comes to a point where, oh, there's a ghost.

[Nora]

Oh, Ghost Christmas.

[Grace O'Malley]

I should drink. It's a sign.

[Podcast Producer]

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[Grace O'Malley]

Hey, watch yourself. Only I can say that.

[Podcast Producer]

Okay, boss, whatever you say. You pay my bills. Give it up for Grace O'.

[Grace O'Malley]

Malley. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sally O' Malley and I'm 50 years old. I'm not afraid to tell anyone. Some like these other gals, and I like to kick, stretch and kick. I'm Sally O' Malley and I'm 50, 50 years old. Happy Halloween, guys. How are we doing? How's everything been? Now I do understand I look like Annie. That just is what it is. This was the costume. And you know, I am an orphan child if you really take away all my sisters and my loved ones. You know, I've always been born to play Annie. But as you all know, I went to a special needs theater camp where all those dreams were crossed down to the window. Let's see what's new. This is obviously the Halloween episode. I've got my sister Nora here today.

[Nora]

Hi, everyone. I'm Nora. But she really is Debbie Downer.

[Grace O'Malley]

What's a sad fact, Debbie?

[Nora]

Over 1 million children under the age of five die before they're five every year.

[Grace O'Malley]

Isn't that special?

[Nora]

This is gonna be crazy.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is that a real stat, Deb?

[Nora]

Yeah, it's a real stat, Deb.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, dear God.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

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[Nora]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Nora]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Grace O'Malley]

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[Nora]

Debs, if you don't get your wisdom teeth out, you're gonna get sepsis.

[Grace O'Malley]

Sepsis.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

So, yeah, I have to get my wisdom teeth out. That's fun. I just. I feel like it's very important to emphasize to you guys because I didn't realize the severity of taking care of your teeth. Boring stuff off the charts. Okay, up next, I just did shows in Providence. I want to say thank you to everyone who came out. Those shows were different. They sure were. Providence, Rhode island, doesn't really have a vibe. We learned that that weekend. It was very interesting shows, but, you know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. And I really appreciate everyone who came out. It was. It wasn't you guys. It was an older crowd that. That likes to sit and watch comedy while laughing like this. So for those of you listening and not tuning in on YouTube, that was just straight face with my arms crossed, enjoying comedy, which is the worst way to do it. Here's the thing. My family, my friends, they all came. It was super awesome to have them. And I felt bad because I don't know if you guys remember, but back in the day, about, like, a year and a half ago, I promised my dad that he would make music with some hillbilly, and that hillbilly never followed up on his word Shocker. And so my dad has all these unreleased country songs that we were supposed to get him in the studio to do. And I can't really help him out in that department. So if anyone knows anyone that wants to work with my dad on some music, that'd be great. But the only thing I can offer him is another different form of stage presence. And so I said, dad, do you want to do some time on my show? And he obliged. And that. That sure was something my papa. He did. What would you call. How much time do you think he did? No, no, probably.

[Nora]

I think like 6 to 10.

[Grace O'Malley]

6 to 10? So I told him to do 10. He had a week to figure it out. I highly suggested that he didn't read it off of his phone because he can't read his phone. But my mom said it's fine. We're gonna print out his set. So they went to Staples and found out that it was $2 a page, and so they said the phone will be fine. And so they did the phone and they raised the font size of the phone, and that just confused them more. You can look on my TikTok. I think I'm gonna be posting some clips from that. That was something. Just happy to do what I can. He loved it. He had a blast. I wish I had the confidence of a man. I'll tell you what. Because he. And I know he's watching. You crushed it, dad. You did. But did you mega triple crush it like you think you did? Maybe not. I don't know. I feel bad. I have a heartburn in my chest because I said that also. Oh, I've been keeping a little tiny secret from you guys. I haven't been drinking. I said it on Witty Cummings podcast, but I wanted to kind of just do it without putting it online because every other time I've done it and I put it online, it. It doesn't feel like I'm doing it for me, so I wanted it to do it for me. At the end of August, I kind of looked at my friends and I was like, yeah, it's been a fun summer, boys. I think it's time to reel it in a little bit. And so I said, I think I'm gonna stop drinking from September 1st to my birthday, which is October 27th. And they laughed at me. All my friends. They did. They said, sure, we've heard this before. Sure. But I've done it. And I'm happy to say. What day is it? I'm 45 days in. Thank you, Deb. Anything sad to say?

[Nora]

Usually you don't last this long.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's Correct, Deb. Thank you. But, yeah, no, I took a little bit of a break. Ski also, I didn't want to become the annoying person. You know, there's always that annoying person who's doing, like, 75 hard, and they just have to tell you every two seconds even though you're enjoying yourself and having a drink. I didn't want to be that guy. So I tried to, like, I told my friends, but then it, like, it comes to a point where, oh, there's a ghost Christmas. I should drink. It's a.

[Nora]

Sun just ripped everything away from you.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's okay. That's how we roll here.

[Nora]

It kind of looks better. Like, Halloweeny.

[Grace O'Malley]

Nora's job today. I don't know if you've ever seen the Debbie Downer sketch. Nor's job today is literally just to say negative shit.

[Nora]

Everything looks bad now. That took about 45 minutes to set up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Where's the face?

[Nora]

Is that good?

[Grace O'Malley]

Really, really get into it. For those of you listening, Nor is doing a face.

[Nora]

Looks like I'm taking a shit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's kind of the vibe.

[Nora]

All right.

[Grace O'Malley]

What the hell was I talking about? Oh, I should. I should relapse is basically. That was the sign. No, I was trying to just keep it to, like, just my friends knew, my family. But then I met some. Like, I met some new people while I was out, and I went to go get around, and I got myself a sneaky Guinness Zero. And then the person tried to repay that round back and go get another round, and I had to tell on myself. I said, excuse me, sorry. I'm actually a lot of fun, but I'm drinking Guinness Zero. And so that's been trials and tribulations. It's been kind of hard to not drink on the road because I have glorious, beautiful, glistening, sweaty, crisp beers waiting for me in the green rooms. And so that's tricky. And I've also substituted those lovely deliciouses with Liquid Death. Cause of the can. They have the can, and it kind of. It's like, placebo effect. And then also, I've been really chugging down energy drinks, man, like, to the point where, like, I'm a little more fired up than everybody else when we leave the shows. Like, it's kind of crazy. We've been doing wholesome things instead of, like, parking ourselves at, like, the best dive bar in town, We've been doing, like, things like topgolf, and we went to the movies, and we even went apple picking, which is super wholesome. But I'm, like, riled up for all these things and everyone's like hammered, ready to fall asleep. And I'm like jacked up. Like, you Want to watch YouTube videos, car crashes? What are we doing? That's kind of been my vibe. So I'm freaking myself out a little bit. But it's not all that bad, you know, like I've been during the week. I love to go out, but I don't want to like stop myself from going out. So I've been drinking little mocktails. Every place has like a mocktail. But I've also been planning little fun things to do. Like we went and saw Jeff Ross's one man play. We went to Chapel Roan. We went to The New York vs Yankees playoff game. We lost one more time.

[Nora]

We lost.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes, we did lose. So that was hard to not drink. And I actually spent probably the whole game trying to find. I saw somebody with a Michelob zero and I spent the whole time trying to find one of those. And. But that, you know, that's neither here nor there. I will say you Yankees fans are sore winners and it's really fucked up. And I don't know if we do that to you when you're in town, but not only are you sore winners, you don't even let us come to the games because we're literally. I went to go buy the tickets and there was literally a block from anyone outside of the tri state area. So New Jersey, Connecticut, New York were the only people who were allowed to buy tickets. And I accidentally had my like parents address in for one of my cards, so I had to rebuy it. I thought it was a fucking wise tale. So they really didn't. They were trying to keep us out and they ended up winning. So I really have no retaliation on that. I also, I went to John Summit without drinking, but I did shrooms, so. But it doesn't matter, you know, And I'm gonna say something that I literally never thought would come out of my mouth, but you can have fun without drinking. Yikes. Yeah, I never thought that was going to be me. Were you shaking your head over there? You didn't say anything. This is a podcast. We need you to say something if you're going to be miserable.

[Nora]

You can't have fun when you're not drinking.

[Grace O'Malley]

Debbie Downer, everybody. Let me see what else we got. Oh, I've noticed, I've noticed by drinking these, these non alcoholic drinks, it's just weird soda. Like the other day we went to go to Ginger Twinsies. By the great grace that was on this podcast, Grace Rider, she was absolutely hilarious in that if you have time to go see that, it's hilarious. But we were running late, and we stopped to get an appetizer before we went. And I went to go chug my Guinness zero and I'm like, what the fuck's the point? This is just weird soda. I'm chugging down. This is going to give me a tummy ache. Wah, wah. Moving right along. Yeah, no, it's been. It's been really good. The first three weeks were really hard, and then I hit a month without even knowing. So that was a plus. And the whole thing was, I want to get to my birthday, and my birthday is October 27th. And on my birthday, I decided I'm gonna reward myself. So my plan was I'm doing shows in San Francisco, and I was gonna have all my friends come out, and we'd go to wine country. Well, wishful thinking. Everybody has real jobs, so real job. Can't go to wine country on Mondays, you know? And so Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, not really going to work out. So I was like, oh, maybe I'll go wine country by myself. I don't have my license, so I can't do that. It'd be a lot of hefty Ubers. And so I was like, okay, well, maybe I'll just, like, go see some of the country by myself. And I was like, oh, well, I've got to toot my own horn. But I've seen most of this country, and it's a lot of Taco Bells and it's a lot of McDonald's, and it's all pretty much the same. And so I was like, okay, let's go. Let's go out of the country. I'm like, how am I going to get around in the country? I only have a short amount of time off from touring. So I was like, okay, how am I going to see anything? Cruise? Listen, if you're like me, you could use a good crush right now. I know I'm looking for any kind of crush, because when you have a crush, it makes everything vibrant, everything exciting. So let's talk about Tinder. Or better yet, that deliciously delulu stage of having a new crush. When you have that kind of crush on someone, they could send you, hey, smiley face on the worst of your days. And then, boom, Suddenly everything's okay. It's so true that a fun crush will have you romanticizing everything. They're just magic like that. And finding that feeling is easier than you think. Thanks to Tinder. Explore all the possibilities for yourself. Tinder. It starts with a swipe. Download Tinder today.

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[Nora]

Oh, right this way.

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[Grace O'Malley]

My mind just went to cruise and I have so many points from this year that I. I booked a fucking 10 day Mediterranean cruise. For yourself? For myself, for G. So that's what I'm doing for my birthday. And weird brag kind of. But fuck it, I'm having a blast. I really, I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a lot of writing. I'm gonna take you guys with me and yeah, that's what I'm doing for my 27th. And also like I. This, this not drinking thing has been really good for me, but it's not forever. And also my mom said her biggest regret was not drinking wine in Italy. And that's where your girl's going. So we're going, we're going to go to Spain, Italy and France. Should I learn some of the languages? Absolutely.

[Nora]

They were all in the Axis powers.

[Grace O'Malley]

What was that, Deb?

[Nora]

Bad side of World War II.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, let's get into the Halloween episode. It seems Deb has prepared a game.

[Nora]

I prepared a game. I hope it's fun.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's called Haunt the Plot.

[Nora]

Haunt the plot. This is a game where you have to guess the movie based on a very broad one sentence. Cat runs away, but is a person.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Cat's the musical with Taylor Swift.

[Nora]

Fuck that. For real? No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that movie's awful. Debbie. Cat runs away. But it's a person. But it's a person. Hint.

[Nora]

The cat runs away in the beginning and then is like a character throughout it. Oh, oh, oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

Alice in Wonderland.

[Nora]

No, that's not a Halloween movie.

[Grace O'Malley]

Depends. Everybody dresses up as sexy. Sexy Alice.

[Nora]

Kind of fucking spooky too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Haven't you seen Sexy Alice? Every. Every season. Every Halloween season you see a sexy Alice. Sexy Alice and, and, and all those makeup girls always doing the. The club of hearts.

[Nora]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Everyone's doing.

[Grace O'Malley]

So that wasn't a bad guess.

[Nora]

Okay, continue.

[Grace O'Malley]

But that cat be running away.

[Nora]

That can't be running away and doing some freaky.

[Grace O'Malley]

What is the answer?

[Nora]

Hocus pocus okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

So my very broad. Yes. Yes. My plot for that movie is not the cat. Well, he's neither here nor there. I care more about the women as a feminist.

[Nora]

Okay, cool.

[Grace O'Malley]

Should I didn't do good?

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, let's try again.

[Nora]

Evil's taking over the town, but a skeleton drives a taxi.

[Grace O'Malley]

That is Halloween town.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Two or one?

[Nora]

One.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

Bald squad. Hate children.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, oh, oh. The administration. The current administration.

[Nora]

Oh, that's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's good.

[Nora]

That's good.

[Grace O'Malley]

I like that. What is it?

[Nora]

Think again. They turn bald in the movie.

[Grace O'Malley]

These guys fucking hate kids.

[Nora]

Fucking hate them.

[Grace O'Malley]

And it's not the administration. And it could be, potentially.

[Nora]

They hate children. So it's witches.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, witches. That one's horrific.

[Nora]

Yeah. Horrific. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

They are all bald. I'm thinking. See, you got me there. Because I was thinking men.

[Nora]

I've never had a boyfriend.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, me either. It doesn't have to be a sad thing, Debbie. So I will let you guys in on a little secret. Nora and I were once called the witches because we have a witch left. Thanks, Zach. Brian, let's move on. Thanks.

[Nora]

Sack Guy in Mask keep showing up.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, mask. No. Oh, the mask.

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Jason.

[Nora]

I forget what his name's. Oh, no, no, no.

[Grace O'Malley]

Nightmare on Elm street?

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Friday the 13th?

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Scream?

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

What?

[Nora]

The missing one. Jamie Lee The.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yes. That one's called Halloween.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, funny.

[Nora]

Okay. Kevin Bacon's in it. Whole lot of wood.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No. Oh, I've never seen that. It's not in that. I'm not. What's Kevin doing?

[Nora]

Kevin's in it. When you watch that movie again, you're like, oh, my God. Kevin Bacon's in it.

[Grace O'Malley]

There's a whole lot of wood.

[Nora]

A lot of wood. That's a good guess, Chainsaw Massacre. Because Chainsaw is in wood.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, that's. That's where the. My brain flows. God, I'm not really good at these.

[Nora]

You're really bad at this. You've seen every horror movie, too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Have I? I'm starting to think.

[Nora]

No, I think that you're kind of stupid for real.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, wow.

[Nora]

Friday 13th.

[Grace O'Malley]

What the fuck? There's a whole lot of wood in that movie.

[Nora]

They're in the woods. Really? Stupid girl.

[Grace O'Malley]

Mmm. Watch yourself. You're on camera now. We're keeping it.

[Nora]

I'll never be able to go back to my other job. Alcoholic writer is seeing Shit.

[Grace O'Malley]

Room 1317.

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

Me, a couple. 45 days ago.

[Nora]

Alcoholic writer seeing shit.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I heard you.

[Nora]

I know.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're lucky with sisters.

[Nora]

Want a hint? There's sisters in the movie.

[Grace O'Malley]

This always is. What is this?

[Nora]

The Shining. He's an alcoholic writer and he goes to write at the hotel.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the Shining?

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the Shining, Yeah. You could have said. Two twin sisters side by side. You could have said. I know.

[Nora]

It's really tricky. It's really broad. Really broad.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Fuck. I've been to that hotel before.

[Nora]

Where is it?

[Grace O'Malley]

I immediately fell asleep. We were having a rap party after I did a reality show in the woods. And it was. Yeah, that was something. It was in Colorado. It's in Colorado.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. And we were having the wrap party, and I was so tired from being in the woods all the time. But you couldn't just go home. Cause there was no home. We were sleeping in the woods. And so where did I sleep that night?

[Nora]

It didn't matter.

[Grace O'Malley]

I couldn't get back to wherever we were going because the shuttle took us all to this party. And then we had to wait for the shuttle to come back. Cause there was no way to get out or in. I felt like I was in the Shining.

[Nora]

The party was there.

[Grace O'Malley]

The party was there. And I literally. I put my. I put a sweatshirt down as a pillow, and I just tried to sleep in the middle of the ballroom. And they said, ma', am, you can't do that here. I said, well, where should I sleep?

[Nora]

At the hotel that you're staying at.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, I'm not staying at this fine establishment.

[Nora]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Grace O'Malley]

This haunted fest.

[Nora]

Not. I wouldn't want to stay there ever. Okay, next.

[Grace O'Malley]

Next.

[Nora]

Haunted house. Only one person could see the attic people.

[Grace O'Malley]

Haunted house. Only one person could see the attic people. Casper.

[Nora]

No, but that's.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's literally the plot.

[Nora]

I know, but that's the plot to another mov, too. Halloween has the same plots. For most movies. The ghost is a couple.

[Grace O'Malley]

The ghost is a couple. And it's Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

[Nora]

Beetlejuice.

[Grace O'Malley]

Do I say Trisha? Oh, you know what else? I don't know if I told you yet, but I bought tickets for us to go see Beetlejuice.

[Nora]

I'm so excited.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, I did tell you.

[Nora]

I'm so excited for that.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. We're gonna go see her. I can remember.

[Nora]

I can see Trisha. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And anyone who's mad for her doing it. I'll kill you.

[Nora]

Hidden room in house transports to Evilside.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, that one's.

[Nora]

I know you're thinking it's that one, but it's not that one.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, girl. Nobody knows what we're saying in our brains. We're just doing sister talk. And that's fair to the audience at home.

[Nora]

Grace is thinking that it's Poltergeist.

[Grace O'Malley]

But I am thinking that it's Poltergeist.

[Nora]

It's not Poltergeist.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, for sake.

[Nora]

Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, the ring.

[Nora]

No, but that would be good.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

It's a cartoon.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's a cartoon movie. Oh, Family Guy, episode two in 2007 Halloween special.

[Nora]

That would be great.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, no. Do you know Family Guy is from Rhode Island? I don't know. Coraline never saw that.

[Nora]

I thought you did.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I've never seen that. Oh, everybody talks about that. I've never seen that. And literally looks too scary for me when I was a kid.

[Nora]

This one is Neighbor's House is Alive.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's literally the movie. That's the cartoon movie that I was talking about. And it's called.

[Nora]

Literally called.

[Grace O'Malley]

Haunted House.

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

What's it called? The Big House. It's called We Started at the Drive ins. Did we? We did. And then you pissed in a popcorn bucket.

[Nora]

She was little. I peed in a lot of things when I was little.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, gross.

[Nora]

I peed in a bowl. I peed in a popcorn bucket. All in the car. I had a week.

[Grace O'Malley]

You guys need to go watch Debbie Downer skit for this. Any of this to make any sense.

[Nora]

Yeah, this is really creepy. If not, it's just also this wig in a polo. I look psycho.

[Grace O'Malley]

Mm. Really? It's registering to me as, like, just like, a plus student. A plus student.

[Nora]

And also the berries and cream guy. It's awful.

[Grace O'Malley]

Berries and cream.

[Nora]

Berries and cream.

[Grace O'Malley]

Any more for these?

[Nora]

Yeah, more. Creepy people do normal stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

Creepy people that do normal stuff, they're.

[Nora]

Kind of a family.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, the Addams Family.

[Nora]

Strangers find out they both do magic by accident.

[Grace O'Malley]

Twitches.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yay.

[Nora]

That was good.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was quick. That was really good. I was thinking about them the other day.

[Nora]

That's why Guy and family don't like ghosts, But I'm laughing.

[Grace O'Malley]

Guy and family don't like ghosts, but I'm laughing.

[Nora]

Hilarious. But, oh, my God, am I terrified. When I was younger. And guess what. Have you ever seen them drip wax onto an envelope? Found that out in the movie. This movie.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, so this is not the haunted mansion.

[Nora]

It is.

[Grace O'Malley]

But why?

[Nora]

There's a scene where they drip wax.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't care about the wax, Nora.

[Nora]

Oh, the family.

[Grace O'Malley]

There's more than. There's more people dead here.

[Nora]

There's a bunch of ghosts in the House. That's why the family don't like the ghosts. But I'm laughing.

[Grace O'Malley]

You know, Eddie Murphy, really? He really, like. That was like, a real big pivot for him. They said he couldn't do mainstream.

[Nora]

Oh, so he did.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, and he did.

[Nora]

Good job, Eddie. You did? Disney Shapeshifter scares the town. And why does he like kids like that?

[Grace O'Malley]

Shapeshifter scares the town. But why does he like kids like that? That goes for a lot of these gross guys.

[Nora]

I know. So scary.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Oh, our neighbor who we thought that killed this girl.

[Nora]

You would have thought that.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, Shape Shifter.

[Nora]

We can make a movie about that guy. Yeah, we thought my neighbor was killing kids in the basement. And one time he came to my work and said that his penis was bleeding.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's not a Wet wet. That's like, go.

[Nora]

That's horrific.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, you got to tell on.

[Nora]

I told my boss.

[Grace O'Malley]

I know.

[Nora]

And he's not allowed to go there anymore.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, what was the question?

[Nora]

Okay, this Shape shifter is scaring the town, and he likes a lot of kids now.

[Grace O'Malley]

He's a shapeshifter.

[Nora]

He was a shapeshifter to begin with.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Shapeshifter is a guy who can be anyone. And again, that's Beetlejuice to me.

[Nora]

So that would be it.

[Grace O'Malley]

It is a shapeshifter. Yeah.

[Nora]

Have you ever watched it?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, I haven't.

[Nora]

It shapeshifts into creepy stuff.

[Grace O'Malley]

I've literally never seen it.

[Nora]

That's crazy. I'm sorry. I thought you've seen that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know. No, I just know that the boy's in the well. We must get him.

[Nora]

Okay, dad doesn't let daughter date tall guy. Polar Holidays.

[Grace O'Malley]

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

[Nora]

Good job, girl.

[Grace O'Malley]

Not the plot.

[Nora]

Okay, teenagers. But no one ever helps them after their friends die. They're always getting phone calls, too.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, this is. This is Scream.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

No one ever helps those guys. Like, one of their friends will get murdered, and then, like, no one gets help.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, they're always saying, you damn kids again with that damn phone.

[Nora]

Yeah, right.

[Grace O'Malley]

They're always saying that.

[Nora]

And they're always saying, oh, my God, why is that news reporter always here?

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, that's been what that's been. That's been Hunt the plot. Well, that felt like a fucking witch hunt. That was crazy. Well, thanks so much for playing with us. You can tell we're sisters, by the way. We are up next. Okay, so Nora prepped this episode as a fun little surprise for me. So up next, it says, grace's Halloween Birthday party as a kid. What do you mean by that?

[Nora]

I want you to explain your Halloween birthday parties when you were younger.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, so back in the day, I was the queen of Halloween. I clearly haven't watched a single movie since that was literally crazy and tested my knowledge. I can't believe that in a way that makes me sick. But I used to be the queen of Halloween. And every year, I would go to Barrett's haunted mansion in Abington, Massachusetts, and I would go with my dad, and we would go every single year, and it was a haunted mansion, but you first got to go to Abington Ale house and have your free slice of cake. And one year, they didn't bring my birth certificate, so I thought my birthday was canceled. I was pretty dumb. I was pretty stupid. I cried and I cried and I cried, and then my parents cried because they had to pay for a slice of cake, and times were tough. And then we went to the haunted mansion, and I would do that every year. That was, like, my big fun thing that I would do. And also on top of that, I would throw a Halloween birthday party. And my dad takes Halloween a little too serious. I think that's why I don't like Halloween anymore. Is my dad. When I was a kid, it was super fun. He did a Halloween party in the basement. He set up a haunted house, and he really tried and succeeded. He wanted to scare these little kids as much as he could, and he did. A lot of people were put in the holding room, which was the unfinished side of the basement, and they were being screaming and crying, saying, get me out of here. Get me out of here now. Nothing scary was going on. It was just really dark. And this sounds awful on paper. I don't know why you wanted me to bring it up.

[Nora]

No, it unlocked the craziest memory for me. Even you just said that.

[Grace O'Malley]

What?

[Nora]

I completely remember, like, hyperventilating in that unfinished side of the basement.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, so he's doing it to his own kids.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

And then we did, like, the fun part, like, while we were holding everybody in the holding cell. You got to come out to the fun part. My dad's wearing a mask. It's still dark up. And you got to pick from the thingies and see what is it, what's inside. One of my friends, there was spaghetti, and it was supposed to be worms, and she took it, and she just threw it at my dad. Now, he never forgave her. She's a child, and she was scared for the rest of time. My dad thought of her As a rude little girl. Like, that was rude. She was so rude for that. He's literally tormenting children in this basement.

[Nora]

That was horrific.

[Grace O'Malley]

He also would set up. Oh, my God, this is so crazy. My dad would literally set up in the driveway. He would act like. Like a decoration. And then when kids went to go in for the candy, he'd go scaring them shitless. And it didn't matter how old they were. He would do this to young, young children. This is crazy.

[Nora]

Actually, he still does it to this day.

[Grace O'Malley]

He does not.

[Nora]

Yeah, he does.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God.

[Nora]

He dressed up like a clown like two years ago at the top of the hill, just like sitting like this.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, my God. That's really.

[Nora]

And then he'll get up and, like, make them run away, and they'll be like, I'm kidding. Come pick a candy. Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

And he doesn't think it's bad because we're the family with the king size bars.

[Nora]

Now. One of Grace's Halloween parties the day after, she was sitting on the top of the porch and she fell on her head.

[Grace O'Malley]

After one of my Halloween parties had wrapped up, the next day, everybody's going about their business. I'm hanging out in the. In the garage because it's still decorated for Halloween. And in the garage there's, like steps going up into the house door. And you can stand on top of that on the railing, and you shouldn't stand on top of it. But I was. And I was watching my cousin go back and forth on her Heelys. And I was like, that's really cool. And I think everyone was looking at her on her Heelys for too long. And I said, look at me, look at me. And I Whoa. And I fell face first on my head onto the concrete. And my mom said she could hear it while she was doing makeup in the kid in the. In the bathroom upstairs. And I think I pretty much have permanent brain damage. But nobody ever looked because nobody was really concerned about concussions back then because nobody knew what they were. So I just kind of had like. Like a big bump. And when I get tired, you can still see the bump. Sometimes if you look at a couple pictures, you could see it maybe. And you won't see me anymore, get tired because I'm on so much rebel. And I think that it's something that probably stunted my growth. And they actually had to have CPS come and make sure I was okay because it was. Look like somebody really ransacked me and threw me up and down on the ground. So thanks for bringing that up. No.

[Nora]

Did you have loss of consciousness, seizures, persistent or worsening symptoms? Symptoms that did not improve with rest and signs of a more serious brain injury after that?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, probably. Okay, let's move on. Hollow weekend memories from college. Now, you wrote this down knowing I didn't really go to college.

[Nora]

No, you went to go visit all your friends.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, yes, I did go and visit all my friends.

[Nora]

No, it's not.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was actually, like, something I really looked forward to, which is really sad because I was going to community college, and so I. The only thing I could look forward to was, like, oh, we're going. Hollow Weekend at UMass Zoomas. Turns out the zoo ain't much of a zoo. It's actually pretty boring.

[Nora]

I couldn't.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't know. I just never had fun there. Like, nobody. Everyone was always hyping up the zoo. I just, like. I never found the right people to, like, go nuts with. I don't know what it was. I did dress up as Tekashi 6ix9ine, though. That one's tough.

[Nora]

That's a.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a toughie. That's a. That was one where it's like, everybody's doing it. Didn't have to be me as well. I. Yeah, yeah. I was really stoked for that one, too. And it was. Honestly, although it's terrible and he's a bad guy, I don't know if that was out yet. I think it was. I think it was out that he was a bad guy. I will say it was the comfiest fucking costume I ever wore because I wore red sweatpants and I wore boxes. And at a lot of these parties I was at, I was just putting my boxes. I was putting my sweatpants down to my ankles, being like, I don't have to wear pants. I'm a dude. And that was fun. Some of my best look on myself. I don't. I'm not thrilled with that, but I'm sure you don't have good ones either. Were you Pocahontas when you were a child? I'm sure of it. I'm sure of it. And that's. It's not your fault. I'm not saying it's not my fault. I was old enough to know to not be Tekashi 6ix9. That's.

[Nora]

Fuck.

[Grace O'Malley]

What else we got? Nora?

[Nora]

6Ix9 has been involved in numerous scandals involving felony racketeering, assault, and domestic violence.

[Grace O'Malley]

Seems as if there's another game.

[Nora]

Game time.

[Grace O'Malley]

All right. And this game's called Heads Up. Question mark.

[Nora]

Heads up. Okay, there's people on the cards, and we're gonna do the heads up game, but you have to describe the person based on how you would dress up as them for a Halloween costume.

[Grace O'Malley]

Fun. All right, let's do this. Okay.

[Nora]

Who wants to start? You want to start?

[Grace O'Malley]

I'll start.

[Nora]

Okay, ready? Three, two. Okay, you would. You would wear a black full outfit with spikes on your forehead.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Spike Lee. No.

[Nora]

He'S a superhero, and he's black, and you can only see his eyes. And. Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Batman.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't think of spikes when I think of Batman.

[Nora]

Okay, you think of green, and you think of big old ears, and. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Green.

[Grace O'Malley]

Big Mike Wazowski.

[Nora]

No, green, big. Huge. Oh, my God. Scared kind of eyes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Ogre.

[Nora]

Oh. Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Shrek.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

He has big ears.

[Nora]

Oh, you would wear. You would wear a gold chain that usually has, like, an Italian horn on it. And then you would.

[Grace O'Malley]

With any Italian American with a robe.

[Nora]

And a gun and.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, we're talking mobsters. We're talking Tony Sopranos. Nice.

[Nora]

All right, you're going to be a clown, and you're going to hold the balloon.

[Grace O'Malley]

It.

[Nora]

What's his name?

[Grace O'Malley]

It.

[Nora]

What's his name?

[Grace O'Malley]

Pennywise.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Wow. That came out of nowhere.

[Nora]

Okay, I'm the.

[Grace O'Malley]

I did not.

[Nora]

Baby, I'm the. You'd paint your face like a. Like a smiley face. I'm the.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm the Joke of Ivy.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Nice.

[Nora]

You would be bleeding out of one nose and you have a gang 11. Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

Okay. You're the Good Witch dude.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. Glinda. Yes. Nice.

[Nora]

Oh, you're gonna be yellow, and you're gonna date Monogram. Yep. Okay, and listen to this. You're gonna have red hair, and you're gonna wear really cool outfits and cool makeup.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, Sally o'. Malley.

[Nora]

No, not really red hair.

[Grace O'Malley]

Really good. Oh, Jessica Rabbit.

[Nora]

No, but she could. She's probably a sexy. She is. And so is this one. You said it yourself.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh.

[Nora]

And she wears.

[Grace O'Malley]

She's Natasha Lyon.

[Nora]

No. And she has really good makeup done by a person that you've got before.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, chaperone. Yes. Yes. What a weird brag. Nora. What the heck?

[Nora]

No worries.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's the only way I could have.

[Nora]

Got you to get it. Okay. Okay. Turn it around. Because it is a person that is red and has webs on them.

[Grace O'Malley]

Turn it around. No.

[Nora]

Like that.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm sorry about that.

[Nora]

No worries.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was fun. Three, two, one. She's miserable and she just. She probably has, like, pasty skin. Wednesday. Yes. Now she's got the best of both worlds. Fuck. Sorry.

[Nora]

And Montana.

[Grace O'Malley]

Dude. Oh, you're gonna wear a Celtics jersey.

[Nora]

Larry Bird.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, there's the bride of. And then there's him. Chucky. Yes. I have to say what you're supposed to wear, though.

[Nora]

Can you wear. Can you do outfits? Okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

Big glasses and probably a blazer.

[Nora]

Spongebob.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you have to wear a 30 rock pin.

[Nora]

Oh, Liz Lemon.

[Grace O'Malley]

You could probably dress up and you just wear a Hawaiian shirt. And you have, like, foam coming out your mouth when you're sad and nobody's looking at you, and you just. And he's like, all right, sure. Oh, and also, you could. You have to dress up with your brother and you could kiss him.

[Nora]

Oh, the little brother from the White Lotus.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

Oh.

[Grace O'Malley]

You dress up and you wear sparkles and you grab a microphone and you're doing. You're doing comedy.

[Nora]

Comedy.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you're gonna. And you're gonna wear a wig, a white wig. And you're gonna probably get your nails done.

[Nora]

Oh, no worries.

[Grace O'Malley]

And you're gonna wear something so sparkly. And you're gonna probably sit at one of these.

[Nora]

Oh, they're Revans.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes. Okay. You're definitely gonna need some lashes for this one. And you could potentially overline your lips. I don't know. That's mean. But that's what she looks like. And then you could also. I don't know what the. A bathing suit and a microphone around your neck. Oh.

[Nora]

Oh. Oh, Huda.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yes.

[Nora]

Yeah, she does look like that. Okay, that's a good one. I would say eyelashes. For real.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh. If you're gonna wear this, you gotta wear very boring clothes. And I don't know what else you're gonna wear. Cause you're gonna go to corporate office. So what are you gonna do? You're gonna. You're gonna blink and then you're there.

[Nora]

Oh, severance.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. Okay, you're gonna have to have a scar.

[Nora]

Oh, Harry Potter.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yep. Okay. Now, I don't know if you're going to be able to be this, because Matt Rife has copyright to this.

[Nora]

Oh, Annabelle.

[Grace O'Malley]

Goodbye.

[Nora]

Don't say her name too loud.

[Grace O'Malley]

Annabelle. Now you're going to need a lot of robotics. And your heart is going to be built of blue.

[Nora]

I'm Iron Man.

[Grace O'Malley]

You're Iron Man. Yes.

[Nora]

Thank you.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you. This is a different kind of an episode, and I hope we're having fun.

[Nora]

Iron man doesn't have a heart.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's just like a big, long YouTube video of games. Yeah, but it's fun. Okay, up next, another game.

[Nora]

Oh, God. Yeah, it is.

[Grace O'Malley]

So this game is called the Fuck on My Hand. The Fuck on My Hand.

[Nora]

The Fuck is on My Hand.

[Grace O'Malley]

This next game is based on the classic game where kids stick their grimy little hands into a bowl and guess what's in it. I am now going to do the same out of these cauldrons.

[Nora]

Close your eyes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, now. Now I think I get why that one friend threw spaghetti at Da Da.

[Nora]

I would, too.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm gonna have to not be happy. Okay, now, my hand. For those listening at home, my hand feels like it's like Maggot Town. And it does feel like Maggot Town, usa, With a lot of blood. Blood. Maggots. And I don't like that. And I think maybe it's rice and a cold drink, but I don't like it at all. And. Oh, what's this? Something weird. Africa. Keep your hands in there. That feels like bald testicles.

[Nora]

You have to keep guessing what it is.

[Grace O'Malley]

Bull testicle. Wait, it's really. I have to guess what this is?

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay. It's Maggot Town, usa. No, I'm not interested in playing.

[Nora]

You're allergic to maggots.

[Grace O'Malley]

I'm allergic to maggots. Oh, my God. I am? Yeah. I found out on that show I was talking about. Now this is. Now this just feels like bull testicles.

[Nora]

I don't know how I would get those ever.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, well, you just get them at a store.

[Nora]

Do you want me to tell you what it is?

[Grace O'Malley]

What is it?

[Nora]

Okay, so that's angel hair, spaghetti, and two. Two tiny potatoes with the things growing out of them.

[Grace O'Malley]

I thought I hated that.

[Nora]

Yep.

[Grace O'Malley]

Like, that felt like the fucking. Oh, my God. You know what? That, like, I had, like, an ancestral, like, being behind me saying, you remember that famine? Do you remember? And they tried to whisper it in my ear, but I said, no. I moved on. I live in America now.

[Nora]

Okay, now move your hand to the next one.

[Grace O'Malley]

So, like, what the fuck was I supposed to like? What is Halloween about this freak show.

[Nora]

You're supposed to guess what's in it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, this is sloppy ploppy. That is goopag. What's it called? Tupacow.

[Nora]

Ogleblack. Oogle blow.

[Grace O'Malley]

What's it called?

[Nora]

Ooblech.

[Grace O'Malley]

Ooblech. Ooh, block. I don't like it.

[Nora]

All right, next.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, that's a dildo.

[Nora]

No, it's not.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's a pickle.

[Nora]

No, it's not.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's a pickle dildo.

[Nora]

Don't keep touching it. You can also pull it up. Pull it up for the camera.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, this is. I don't think it's funny. I don't think it's funny because I hear you laughing, and I don't like being laughed at.

[Nora]

You have to show the camera, though.

[Grace O'Malley]

Unless I'm doing the laughing, and I feel like I don't really have a say in this.

[Nora]

Can you please show the camera?

[Grace O'Malley]

Here we go. I don't like it.

[Nora]

Do you have any. Guess what that is?

[Grace O'Malley]

It's like one of those things you play with for stress.

[Nora]

Yeah. Open your eyes and look at it.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, a condom filled with beans. Filled with beans.

[Nora]

It's a condom filled with beans.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is everything all right?

[Nora]

No.

[Grace O'Malley]

In your brain you said, ooh, what a fun segment. This will be. Nothing to do with Halloween, but let's make spaghetti with potatoes. Make her feel like she's in Maggot usa.

[Nora]

Show the potatoes.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, the potatoes, guys. Oh, like this?

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

I don't like touching it. I just don't. Okay, hold on. Let me pause this thought for a second here. Now the all black. I did see in the kitchen that there was. I thought someone painted. I thought someone was painting.

[Nora]

No, that was me.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, she got old black. And then what made you put beans inside a condom?

[Nora]

Okay, so I was just gonna do. I was gonna do, like, cut up pieces.

[Grace O'Malley]

So why do you have condoms? You're not married.

[Nora]

I was gonna do cut up. My wig's falling off.

[Grace O'Malley]

It's okay. Wig.

[Nora]

I was gonna do cut up pieces of condom and have you guess what it was.

[Grace O'Malley]

Well, that's just rude because, you know, I don't have sex.

[Nora]

No worries.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was very confused. I don't know what this is.

[Nora]

It slipped out of your hand. You didn't feel like picking it up again?

[Grace O'Malley]

No, fuck that. And that's been what the heck? On my hands.

[Nora]

I had the condom, and I was just gonna put a condom in there filled with water. And then I was like, oh, I have beans. I was gonna make you stick your hand in beans, but I thought you'd be even more mad if you stuck your hand in beans.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, I'm already pretty upset. That has been the fuck on my hand. A segment we're laying to rest.

[Nora]

She didn't like any of my games.

[Grace O'Malley]

I liked your games. I do. I like your games. This episode is just bizarre.

[Nora]

It's so awesomely, hilariously creepy. Look at us, what we're wearing.

[Grace O'Malley]

This is horrific. We should go all out for Christmas. I mean, the Holiday season. Sorry. Okay, next up, I could be a menorah. Well, we'll think on that. When's the last time you had a real crush? I'm talking a check your phone every three seconds or getting butterflies in your stomach when you get a Tinder notification from them. Kind of crush. Those crush feelings are happening on Tinder. There's no pressure to take things too seriously. Just like flirt and vibe with people who actually get you. There are so many heart melting, stomach fluttering, potential matches on Tinder waiting for you. Explore all the possibilities for yourself. Tinder. It starts with a swipe. Download Tinder today.

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[Nora]

Oh, right this way.

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[Grace O'Malley]

All right, let's move on. This next segment is called Ghosts of Halloween's Past. For this segment, I'm going to show and explain my past Halloween costumes from my lifetime. At least I got the. The scary one out of the way. That's. That's no surprise.

[Nora]

No surprise on that one.

[Grace O'Malley]

No. Nora. Like I said, Nora prepped this episode, so I don't know what's coming. Okay, up first we have sailor Grace. I was a sailor.

[Nora]

That's the only photo that you have from that costume and that year.

[Grace O'Malley]

Oh, yes. I remember being very upset I didn't get a picture in this costume because it wasn't just a costume. It was a dress I bought at a boutique once. And it looks like a sailor's boutique dress. And I didn't get a chance to wear any other time besides if I dressed up as a sailor. And so that's that. We.

[Nora]

I remember.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay, so I was like, new to town. I was like six months in, living in this new town, and everyone said they were gonna go trick or treating. And we were sophomores. And I was like, okay, they know. They're just fucking around. Obviously, we're gonna drink around. We're gonna drink around the neighborhood. No, they, like, meant it. They were dead serious about just going out and trick or treating. I was like, this is fucking ridiculous.

[Nora]

You were how old?

[Grace O'Malley]

Sophomore in high school.

[Nora]

Sophomore in high school. Trick or treating?

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah. You know how, like, some nerds will call their mom, like, come pick me Up.

[Nora]

I'm scared.

[Grace O'Malley]

They weren't drinking, so I was like, mom, come pick me up. I'm scared. It was scary.

[Nora]

Aw.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was Cinderella. That's really cute.

[Nora]

You were such a sweet little princess.

[Grace O'Malley]

I was like, I don't even have to explain myself. That's just adorable.

[Nora]

Oh, okay.

[Grace O'Malley]

So this is. This is me as a caveman. I definitely. You know what's funny to me? I had. I guess I probably didn't have enough money to do a whole costume, because it's just funny to me that I have a bone to put in my hair, but I had to cut up some leggings to look like a caveman. I don't really understand. I do think it's fun when you have to. It's fun to make a costume, but, like, also destroy something while making it. Yeah, really fun. It's also put a lot of dirt all over myself. This was my first time visiting a college. I was super stoked. I'm a sexy witch. Boobs were out. That was, like, a shirt I was wearing as a dress. And our family witch hat.

[Nora]

Yeah. Every single person in our house has worn that hat, I think, including our father.

[Grace O'Malley]

Now, this is a costume I spent months preparing. Cause I was visiting my friend. She went to school in one of the Carolinas.

[Nora]

I don't know which one.

[Grace O'Malley]

North North Carolina. I spent, like, literal weeks working on this. That's sad. And also, that's the last time I was ever going to be dressed like that.

[Nora]

I remember you bought, like, three different pairs of leggings.

[Grace O'Malley]

Yeah, Galaxy Leggings. Like a super sick millennial. Yeah, yeah. Super dope.

[Nora]

But I think to make you. To make it sound better, that was the year of Galaxy Pants.

[Grace O'Malley]

No, that was never in. Galaxy Pants were never in.

[Nora]

Oh, they were in for my grade. I never owned them, but they were in.

[Grace O'Malley]

Okay.

[Nora]

And glow up shoes. Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

This. Yeah. I'm just, like, as the queen of Halloween, I don't have good costumes this year. I. Oh, this is the same year I cut a dress to be shorter. And anything's a costume if you put on stockings. Dude. You know what's really funny? This is me being sexy.

[Nora]

Yes.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was me trying my very best to be sexy. This is also the same weekend. I thought it was really a really cool twist to wear, like, black with your red to be devil. It's so stupid. These are awful. Oh, and just. I spoke too soon. I know you're dying to see it. Here it is. Tekashi 6 9. Thank you very much. My friends put Me on. What's the word?

[Nora]

Which is a strictly Massachusetts.

[Grace O'Malley]

That's a Massachusetts thing. I don't think it's. I don't think it was. What's the word? I think it was fifth year. My friends put me on fifth year.

[Nora]

Yeah.

[Grace O'Malley]

Singing to this guy's song, thinking I was pretty cool. And she never asked me if she could put it up there. I said, get that down. And those people who run those accounts, they don't.

[Nora]

They don't take anything down. They don't, look, you're up there. You're up there.

[Grace O'Malley]

So you can find that somewhere. I thought this was hilarious. I was turning 20 this year. This was on my birthday. I was going into my 20s in the boring 20s. And fun fact about this outfit we did. We were denied at the door for a party out in UMass. And so, of course, we said, absolutely not. So we snuck through the window of one guy's bedroom, and they were on to us because they kept saying, dude, there's, like, so many feathers in my room. It's like someone came in through the window. So I threw this boa all the way out. Out the. I. I put it. I kept it in the bathroom, and I said, oh, my God, that's crazy. Let me help you find them there. What a nut bag. This is the year that I dressed up. I went all.

[Nora]

This was.

[Grace O'Malley]

This was actually the first year I bought a costume because I was very adamant about not buying a costume and making it yourself back in the day. This is the first costume I bought, and I shouldn't have, because when I got to where my friends were, they weren't trying that year. Oh, yeah, A lot of jerseys and fuck it. It's our last year trick or treating. This was really fun. This was my birthday one year. My friends threw me a birthday party. It was half a surprise. Half. I already knew everything about it. And they were selling tickets under my name. I don't know what the hell happened with that.

[Nora]

They could sell tickets under your name without you.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was like Grace on Mali's birthday party. And I just kept being like, me. A surprise. It was.

[Nora]

I don't know.

[Grace O'Malley]

It was at the Hard Rock in Times Square. Super cool. My friends surprised me. All of them. Very fun. Life is but a dream. This is another one of those years where I just didn't care. I don't even know what that team is.

[Nora]

I still don't.

[Grace O'Malley]

That was just hanging in. Oh, the guy who lived in our house before us left that, and I.

[Nora]

Wore it for Halloween and Every single sister has worn that for Halloween.

[Grace O'Malley]

Is that right?

[Nora]

Except for Molly. Except for the youngest.

[Grace O'Malley]

And next to me is Chris Cole. Chris Cole and I had a bet that one of us was going to be on snl. Close as I got. Oh, this one's my favorite. You guys might not know this until I show you, but I do have lip injections because what the fuck? Who am I supposed to be? Lindsay Lohan, of course. I did it two years in a row. Yep. That is my role model. And people, here's my thing. People tend to like the pop star of which they think they look like. I, in my delusional brain, think I look like Lindsay Lohan. All right, well, ladies and gentlemen, that has been the Halloween episode. If you liked it, you liked it. If you didn't, go fuck yourself. And I'm actually going to be on a cruise during Halloween, so go fuck yourself.

[Nora]

What? Hope it's not the Titanic.

[Grace O'Malley]

Thank you guys so much for watching. This has been the Halloween disgraceful episode. Be back next year if we're still alive. Thank you.

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[Nora]

Oh, right this way.

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