Best of "Guam" (Compilation)

Summary

Distractible: Best of "Guam" (Compilation)

Podcast: Distractible
Hosts: Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, Bob Muyskens
Release Date: March 8, 2026

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Episode Overview

This "Best of 'Guam'" compilation features some of the funniest, most chaotic, and memorable moments in Distractible history revolving around the running gag of "Guam." Mark, Wade, and Bob riff on the absurd idea of being edited into Guam, riff about internet memes, and turn virtual podcast spaces into a playground of quick-witted banter, surreal editing requests, and self-deprecating humor. Episode highlights include improvised sketches, listener and subreddit interactions, and relentless callbacks to "Guam," all tied together by the trio’s signature friendly competitiveness.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Guam Gag and Running Bit

• The Genesis of “Guam”
  • The podcast kicks off with a recurring joke where someone inevitably asks the editor to “put me in Guam.” The trio riff on what Guam actually looks like, debating whether it’s underwater and confusing it for guacamole (00:30–01:16).
  • Notable Quote:
    • Mark: “Editors, send me to Guam.” (00:53)
    • Bob: “Guam’s World War III significance is on—”
      Mark: “—view and coming soon.” (01:36–01:42)
• Escalating the Gag
  • They lovingly mock their own ignorance about Guam, and repeatedly ask for various podcast components (sound effects, backgrounds, people) to be teleported or edited into Guam.
  • Memorable Moment:
    • Wade: “Isn’t Guam a place? I think of... Guacamole. Which one’s which?”
      Mark: “Oh, same thing.” (09:37–09:40)
    • Bob: “Put Wait’s car in Guam. It’s a convertible. All the Guam’s getting in.” (09:28)

Chaos with Editors and Absurd Effects

• Directing the Editors
  • The hosts take full advantage of the video format, repeatedly breaking the fourth wall to boss around their editors:
    • “Editors, hit them with all your sound effects. Hong Kong. Wow.” (03:25)
    • “Editors, black out his camera for a little bit.” (01:08)
    • “Editors, put Mark’s head in the ocean.” (07:59)
    • “Editors, kill me in Guam.” (12:19)
• The hosts’ awareness of production (including references to Iron Lung and editing teams) and meta-commentary on how they’re being presented is a recurring theme that blurs the line between content and behind-the-scenes.

Absurd Storytelling & Improv Segments

• Guam as the Multiversal Destination
  • Mark invents ridiculous scenarios for how he got his car, involving boats, underwater missions, and the subreddit fabricating evidence.
    • Mark: “It was on a boat that sank. You swam down to get it out and you drove it out from Atlantis.” (08:52–09:04)
    • Bob: “The lost city of Guam, also known as Atlantis.” (10:46)
• Improv Games & Points
  • The trio riff on gaming mechanics within the podcast: rock-paper-scissors with “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,” points for mentioning Mark’s height, and ad hoc rules about camera disappearances for callbacks or jokes.
  • Bob: “Peace out. He excitedly wheeled around to try and catch the plans that I tossed. And he smacked his head on the wall of the jail…” (14:10)
• Surreal Roleplay
  • An entire scene about being live-streamed from the Mariana Trench in Guam, ultimately leading to an AI (Grok) hopelessly recreating Mark’s likeness for eternity.
    • Mark: “Editors, put me in Guam. The teleporter activates and I zip out of there.” (14:49)
    • Bob: “Unfortunately, Guam is located at the deepest depths of the Marianas Trench, as far as I know…” (15:07)
    • Mark: “All I had to do was escape Mariana's Trench and I would be cemented as better than Entrapo.” (15:18)

Friendly Competition and Point-Tallying

• Scores, Loser and Winner Speeches
  • Points are arbitrarily given or deducted for everything from mentioning Mark’s height to exploding on camera.
    • Wade: “If you explode randomly on camera, I’ll give you 10 points.” (06:30)
  • At the end, Wade delivers his winner’s speech, though he is mocked for how bad it is.
    • Mark: “That might be the worst winner speech I’ve ever heard in the history of this podcast.” (17:01)

Community Interaction

• Invoking the Subreddit
  • The hosts call on their subreddit to participate in the goofs, from photoshopping cars in impossible places to “defending” Mark.
    • Mark: “Subreddit, get on that. Defend me. I’ve never said that before in my life.” (09:08)
    • Bob: “Subreddit put Wait’s car in Guam.” (09:28)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Guam. Guam. Guam. Guam. Guam.” — Mark, Bob, and Wade volleying the word to kick off the recurring bit (00:30–00:34)
• Bob: “I don’t think Mark has gotten more than a quarter of a sentence out of his mouth without Wade just jumping in on something.” (03:51)
• Mark: “I’m cutting myself out of this podcast. I’m going to Guam. Bonk. Hi, Guam.” (11:44)
• Bob: “Editors, kill him in Guam.” (12:19)
• Mark: “For those only listening, Wade made a peace sign, which means fade me out.” (18:43)
• Bob: “Are we guaming?”
  Mark: “What happens when I do two? Do I go double Guam?” (19:32–19:36)

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Segment Timeline

• 00:30–02:00: Launch of the Guam gag, riffing on what Guam is, Mark requests to be “put in Guam”
• 02:10–03:00: Fade outs, mobile games, meta commentary on podcast format
• 03:11–04:30: Sound effects chaos, talking over each other, early era food safety horror stories
• 06:00–07:00: Further Guam requests, visual gags, bathtub explosion joke
• 08:00–09:45: Subreddit challenges, Guacamole confusion, car in Guam riff
• 10:13–11:45: Adam Savage bit, isolation jokes, more “put him in Guam”
• 11:45–13:30: Rock-paper-scissors via “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,” adding rules to point tallying
• 14:00–16:00: Absurd improv about jail escapes, wheelchair jokes, teleporting to Guam, AI (Grok) perpetuating Mark in digital eternity
• 17:00–19:00: Winner/loser speeches, farewells, callbacks, more fade-outs, double-Guam joke

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Episode Tone & Style

The tone is as zany and fast-paced as classic Distractible fans expect: full of meta-humor, quick improvisation, and inside jokes. The trio’s overlapping conversational style, affectionate ribbing, and self-parody invite listeners in on the running gags, making the chaos feel intentional and inclusive.

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Final Thoughts

This compilation captures Distractible at its most energetic and self-aware; “Guam” serves as the perfect stand-in for the unpredictable, often nonsensical journeys the hosts embark upon. Mark, Wade, and Bob’s collaborative chaos, their direct appeals to fans and editors, and the absurd escalation of simple jokes epitomize why the Distractible community keeps coming back for more.

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Quick Reference Table

| Timestamp | Segment | Memorable Moment / Quote | |------------|------------------------|-------------------------------------------------| | 00:30-01:16| Guam riff launches | “Editors send me to Guam.” — Mark | | 03:25 | Sound effects chaos | “Editors, hit them with all your sound effects” | | 06:08 | Recall of “short” bit | “Put me in Guam. God, that was funny.” — Bob | | 08:52-09:04| Atlantis car story | “It was on a boat that sank…” — Mark | | 11:44 | Self edit to Guam | “I’m cutting myself out of this podcast…” — Mark| | 15:07 | Mariana’s Trench twist | “Guam is located at the deepest depths…” — Bob | | 17:01 | Winner speech roast | “That might be the worst winner speech…” — Mark | | 19:36 | Double Guam | “Take me to double Guam. Wow.” — Mark |

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If you love meta-comedy, relentless inside jokes, and creative editing mayhem, this “Best of Guam” episode is pure Distractible at its prime.

Transcript

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Price guarantee exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Fastest based on OOKLA Speed test intelligence data second half 2025 all rights reserved. Guam. Guam.

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Guam.

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Guam.

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Guam.

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Guam. Guam.

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Guam.

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I'm here in Guam.

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What are you doing right now?

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Something stupid. Yeah, I agree. I'm getting out of here. Let's leave. You and me, Wade.

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Three, two, one. Whoever leaves first wins. Wade is clearly right there. Neither a few left.

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Editors send me to Guam.

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What's Guam look like?

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Armin Guam put me in Guam.

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I have no idea what that. Why do you look like you're underwater? I don't think Guam is underwater.

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Look at all this.

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Guam. Is that offensive?

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No idea. Probably.

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I feel offended.

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You know, to be fair to Mark, I looked up Guam and the first image was a beach.

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Oh, pretty close.

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Guam is a U.S. island territory in Micronesia.

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Because I know there's a military. A lot of military presence. And John, who was on an aircraft carrier, they would dock there. And that's actually where he spent all of COVID Oh, these guys are.

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They know the future. Guam's World War III significant. Oh, wait, that's two. That's a two. I can read.

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Wait, no.

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Read that article. It was there for a blip. Yeah, you got to remember it. Guam's World War 3 significance is on

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view and coming soon.

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Oh, God, I made that last part. Oh, I thought it was not a boob.

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North American boobs. Woo. Yeah, American boob. Editors. Black out his camera for a little bit.

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No, I was gonna say editors, snip that out and send it to Molly.

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American boobs.

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Molly.

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Let me feed.

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Yeah. Okay, now, black screen blackout. Wade and Mark and I will just talk for a minute.

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Fade me out. Fade me out.

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All right, perfect. That'll be worth it. All right. Anyway, so, Bob listeners, there's nothing you're missing. I swear to God, there's no reason to be any kind of upset.

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Wade, your shoulder's still in shot.

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Wade, you can come back. All right, I.

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You. Well, you can't tell because I just finished a level, but I was playing flow free. You know, this is the bridges one where you have to, like, go over it under the bridges. What is that?

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Are you sponsored by these mobile games? Like. I don't know.

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No, they don't like me. Hey everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractible where I am here. Keep it camera one on me, on me. And all my co hosts are here. They've been here this whole time.

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I was here. I never left frame. I was just turning on my beautiful light.

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To be fair, I didn't know what you were doing, so I was covering for you.

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Guess who's in Guam?

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Me. Editors. Wait.

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It's like a lifetime license and it's like.

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Yeah.

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So over my entire life I would have probably never use all the sounds in there, but. Oh man, I gotta get it this time.

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Could just start putting extra sounds into videos and stuff just because you got them.

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Yeah, I mean that's basically what we do in YouTube and here on Editors. Hit them with all your sound effects. Hong Kong. Wow.

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Easy there.

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Now my fade out sound.

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I don't think.

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Now my fade in sound.

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A bunch of guys.

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More than two.

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There you go.

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Oh, wow. I'm glad he's gone. I hope he never comes back. I don't think Marcus got gotten more than a quarter of a sentence out of his mouth without Wade just jumping in on something.

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A bunch of dudes who before the FDA was the fda, spent years, and I mean years eating food with a bunch of things that they thought was deadly, but they didn't know for sure. Any kind of chain, any amount, any configuration. And those things can do random ass things to biology and who knows what they can do. They could do nothing. Most of them just do nothing. Because your body just like doesn't even interface with it. Merge it.

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So FE could be. Oh no.

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BOB, did you get that one?

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FE is iron. Oh no. I saying it's bad if you. I don't know. I don't know.

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Wait, wait. Disappear for a second. I. I need to talk to Bob. Disappear for a second.

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I got to talk peace off for a second.

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So it was so Bob. Was that a smart joke that he made or was it?

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I think that the concept was good, but then he.

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The.

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The punchline was confusing.

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It's still funny to me.

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I'm so glad that's staying through the whole episode.

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You reach this apex where somehow you have found success and you have money.

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My God, that's me. Now Bob's gone.

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Editors, can you make the whole tub just blow up? Cut out this purchase.

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Our highest produced episode ever. Now that you're done working on Iron Lung, we need the full editing team to blow up Mark's bathtub.

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Get an M80. Get a green screen. Screen. Go in your backyard. Film a practical explosion for our our cinematic experience of a podcast.

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Listen, viewers, you're not. Or listeners, you're not missing anything this episode. There's nothing you need to be watching for.

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There's nothing.

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Oh, wait. If you only guess within the 21st century, that'll probably help Mark a lot.

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Probably. Look, it's like me trying to stay in Russia whenever we were playing that other game.

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That's true. I don't know how many times I told you it was all in the U.S. yep.

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Put me in Guam. God, that was funny.

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I love that short.

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How's it going, everyone? Boys are back. Welcome to another episode of Distractible.

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Yay.

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I'm today's host, Wade, joined by Mark and Bob, who also faded in with me. How you guys doing?

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Good. I was trying to match the energy. Was that not the energy?

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I'm stupendous.

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That's good. Anything new?

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I might.

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I might explode.

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Oh, I will give you 10 points if you explode randomly on camera. I don't know if edited in count

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Let me explain it to you in words, in a way you can understand. Editors. Like help me out with this one. Pretend my head is your car. Editors. Now delete my head. Peekaboo that's your car.

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Well, I think. I think the tweet was right. Wade's car's in the ocean. Editors put Mark's head in the ocean.

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Look at all the.

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Guam. Put me in Guam.

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I just. I don't know where it is.

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This is. You know that thing that Mark was using to keep track of points? It's an E ink writing tablet thingy. And there's a little marker on the side. This is the one that has color. Obviously, that's the yellow. Also, I don't know what I just flashed on there.

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Editors, make sure it's horrible.

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Put it in Guam. You influenced me and it's awesome.

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Anyway, whatever. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, the both of you. I'm not living any young.

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I'm agreeing with you, Mark. You're right.

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Shut up. Shut up.

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I'm not living any younger.

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Wait. Disappear.

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Anyway, that was my car buying experience. It was fine. It looks really smooth.

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Uh huh. So we know this never happened, okay? Because that's not how you got your car. It was on a boat that sank. You swam down to get it out and you drove it out from Atlantis.

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I thought it was on a boat that sank. Thankfully, it was not.

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And someone on the subreddit will provide a picture that is just as realistic as yours of this occurrence that I'm describing, so we won't know what to believe. Subreddit, get on that. Defend me. I've never said that before in my life. I don't know if you have specifically.

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Subreddit defend me. Maybe you haven't said.

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Yeah. Subreddit, redrow me.

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Subreddit put Wait's car in Guam. It's a convertible. All the Guam's getting in.

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It probably was. It probably was Guam.

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Isn't Guam a place I think of? Guacamole. Which one's which?

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Oh, same thing.

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Sorry. Guam.

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Guam's gonna be real pissed when they hear this. He called us Guacamole.

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Wade called you Guacamole? Just to be clear. Hey, actually, look, listen, we don't have to.

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Oh, okay.

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Hang on. Okay. It's the next one after this Current episode.

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I almost got hand shook.

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I wasn't listening. I didn't hear none of that.

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Bob, you want to do a deal?

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All right. Yeah. Mark. Mark's gone. Let's make a handshake deal. Editors piece Mark out. Fade him out.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah. Adam Savage is a bastard. And having tools within arm reach is dumb. And also a little beta behavior, let's be honest.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, pretty much. Adam, we know you're a big fan of the show.

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I'm sorry. Well, we're not a big fan of you. Get out.

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Ah, well, I don't know. I'm not with him.

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We all speak for each other here.

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Editors put him on an island because he's alone.

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Put him in Guam.

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I'm here in Guam.

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I still don't understand why Guam was the ocean. It's fine. It's not important. It's fine. The lost city of Guam, also known as Atlantis.

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Apparently, I have a counterpoint.

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Oh, yeah.

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I guess I should be going like this. Oh, no, I should not do this towards myself.

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I want to throw this out there. What the fuck? Why do you have a knife?

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Oh, hi, Wade. You missed out on a lot.

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I clearly did.

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We're in a knife fight right now.

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Well, don't worry. It won't matter, because I'm the only one who matters here.

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As the host Editors put Wade between us. My left mark's right.

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Don't do it. There's points on the line. You wouldn't. You shouldn't.

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Wait, are we stabbing the crate? Should I step this way?

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Every way in all directions. Get him.

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It's all me. Always has been.

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I'm cutting myself out of this podcast. I'm going to guam. Bonk. Hi, guam.

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I just did my office. I didn't go to Guam.

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Thought you guys could get away.

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Fire.

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If I say warmer, it'll misguide you, so I'll say colder.

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Oh, fire is clearly hot, you idiot.

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Guys, you got me. You're right. Editors kill me.

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Editors kill him in Guam.

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I wish I had time for games.

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One day you'll be your own boss, and you can do what you want to do.

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I hope so.

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It's almost done, though, right? Yeah.

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Actually, I like how people on the sub, my suburb, are just sometimes. Like, if it's almost done, like he says. Well, like, what am I do. What do they think I'm doing, jerking off in Cancun? It's Guam. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

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Let's go for a walk, boys.

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Oh, man. I went early. He's gonna know how to. He's gonna know how to beat this. Yeah.

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Look, look. Here's my hobbit hole.

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Keep it up, Mark. He'll eventually play.

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Would you hang on?

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I'll catch on. Hang on.

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Wait. Do it again. You don't get to see what I got. I already. I already rolled.

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Oh, he played eeny, meeny, miny, mo, but with rock, paper and scissors.

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It looks like track this Editors, piece me out paper.

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You win. I'm gonna put on the wheel. Preemptively mentioned Mark's height the most. I'm winning.

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Wait, is that good? Or do you lose a point for that one?

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We don't have many minus points, so let's make that a minus. That'll be a minus.

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Kind of like when our heights are compared,

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huh? I don't know.

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Just laugh. No one's laughing. Editors, no, please take the studio out of here. Put them in Guam.

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Would you like me to do phone things?

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Can you look up what the origin of Mukbang is? We could transition this to a restaurant. Didn't work, guys. It didn't work. I brought it back. So I was the first call back, right?

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Oh, Mark. I still pieced himself away. Editors. Mark needs to be invisible now. That's gotta be a rule.

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The next Council. If you ever make this, you have to. Your camera has to disappear.

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If you happen to do this for some reason, you. Peace out. He excitedly wheeled around to try and catch the plans that I tossed. And he smacked his head on the wall of the jail and collapsed into a heap. And then if in the background, you just hear Trapo Trigger locked down the whole jail.

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To clarify, when you say wheeled around, he's not in a wheelchair, is he?

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No, no. He. That's a phrase. No, no.

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Wheeled around.

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He was like that. It means to turn around quickly, isn't it?

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Pictured in Trevo just for some reason. Wheelchair. That's not funny. By the way.

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Put Mark in Guam.

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Put me in Guam. Fortunately, I knew of one power that could get me out of this situation. I raised one finger. First this finger, and then I raise the other to the security camera and I say, editors, put me in Guam. The teleporter activates and I zip out of there.

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Unfortunately, Guam is located at the deepest depths of the Marianas Trench, as far as I know. So I found myself trapped in the depths of the ocean.

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Fortunately, I was a live streamer who had a 24.7stream going on, and my views were jumping like you wouldn't believe. All I had to do was escape Mariana's Trench and I would be cemented as better than Entrapo.

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Unfortunately, due to some past misjudgments and misdeeds on my part, the only platform I was still allowed to stream on

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was X. Fortunately, after I failed my escape attempt and died, Grock will be able to keep me alive in people's memories, escaping random bullshit nonsense forever. Thanks, AI.

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Editor's Grock did not actually Help Mark in Guam.

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Little do you know, he didn't help him in Guam. He just recreated his likeness so that he could live on forever.

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I feel like Grok's the no butt of improv, isn't it?

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In a way. In a way. In a way. Everyone needs that,

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Mark. You got points for Besteka, McTripple. No, not that Smorgasborg. Look at all this.

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Guam.

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Handsome point. Treaty of Westphalia. Tungsten full of cream. Devastation without everyone in it. Only two. Two up my ass and kill me. Fucking kill me.

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That's the episode. Congratulations, Wade.

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Thanks, man. Is this winter speech time?

[A]

I would like all you to inject your speeches with another disclaimer to not do anything that we receive in remotely. We weren't even saying. Suggesting it. It's all dumb.

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Yeah, if you research chemical, then.

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All right. That might be the worst winner speech I've ever heard in the history of this podcast. Bob, you did it.

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You're the victor. And I'll prove it to you by telling Wade to go ahead and give his loser speech already. Hurry up.

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And now the end is near. And so I face my final curtain, my friends.

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No song lyrics.

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I lost.

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I'm over it. I was funny. Peace.

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Any. That's it. Wade's gonna host the next one because he's a bajillionaire now. Because he wins the squid game. Thanks for playing. Thanks for listening. Thanks for watching podcast out.

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And I'm dead. I'm dead in Guam. Put me floating in Guam. All right, well, thank you, guys. There he goes. That was an entertaining episode. Bob goes from not even being here, the beginning of episode, to taking it all. And I think that is.

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Hey. And Wade left.

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And Wade. Now Wade's gone. It ends as it began. Thank you, Bob, who is also known as my skirm on YouTube and Twitch. Wade. Thank you, Lord Minion 777 or Minion 777 on Twitch and YouTube. So thank you everybody, so much for being a part of this podcast experience. Be sure to follow it or we'll kill you. Have a good day. Pocket stuff. So, any last words?

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Do we. What is the deal with this? Are we like, deleting our channels or. How serious is this?

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Because loser deletes their channel.

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I got a good feeling about this. One last words. That'd. You said.

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For those only listening, Wade made a peace sign, which means fade me out.

[B]

Can we have little Lixian on the show? Or is that a your channel exclusive type deal?

[A]

No, he goes wherever he wants.

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But you might.

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5050 chance of getting lunky, though. That's the danger. All right, that's your winner speech, Bob.

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Oh, it's really sad to see it all come to an end this way, but in a way, it's also really good.

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We're back.

[B]

We're full circle back where we started eating chicken and dumplings like old times. More like the one old time.

[C]

Anyway, just wait for the next skit

[A]

video on not Mark's channel because he's deleting it called the Rise of Slenderman.

[B]

We're gonna smear peanut butter all over somebody's face, and they're gonna be the king of the. The somethings. We'll work it out later.

[A]

Anyway, editors, this blow it all up. So we're done.

[C]

Podcast out.

[B]

Guamon. Mark.

[A]

Yeah?

[B]

Are we guaming?

[A]

What happens when I do two? Do I go double Guam?

[C]

You disappear from where you are and you reappear in Guam.

[A]

Take me to double Guam. Wow.

[B]

Double Guam.

[A]

You know, the editor just like, what the this? All right, we're out of here. Peace. Podcast out.

[C]

That's it. I forgot.

[D]

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