Markiplier Likes That?

Summary

Distractible: "Markiplier Likes That?"

Release Date: June 22, 2026
Hosts: Markiplier (Mark Fischbach), Wade Barnes, Bob Muyskens

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Episode Overview

This episode centers on Markiplier putting his own likes and dislikes at the heart of a rapid-fire, game-filled Distractible. Mark launches "Does Markiplier Like That?", in which Wade and Bob compete to guess items, places, foods, and quirks Mark enjoys (or doesn’t), all while the show’s signature banter, point system, and inside jokes drive the rhythm.

The conversation leads to travel plans, product obsessions (cameras, tools, tech), recent adventures, and many personal revelations from Mark about what truly delights—or irritates—him. The hosts riff extensively on their habits, memories, and friendships, creating a silly, self-referential, and surprisingly wholesome episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter and Point Chaos

• Mark reiterates (multiple times) that he is Markiplier, introducing the running gag of constant reminders of each other's identities ([03:00]).
• Early points are won and lost for callbacks, compliments, and a debate over who went to college.
  • "Minus one half point." — Mark ([02:34])
  • "This is the biggest lead I've had in ages." — Wade ([02:38])

2. Travel & Breaking the Monotony

• Wade shares travel plans: a visit to friends in Virginia, upcoming trips with his wife Molly (Minnesota State Fair, dreams of Hawaii or Japan), and his desire to break “homebody” habits ([05:32]).
  • "I need to break the monotony. I need to break the mold." — Wade ([06:31])
• Markiplier fantasizes about taking Wade and Bob to Korea or Japan, suggesting Molly can "watch the videos" later — sparking playful jabs about leaving her out ([07:07]).
  • "I've wanted to take you guys to Korea for so long." — Markiplier ([06:44])

3. Tech, Tools, and GoPro Bite Mounts

• Mark reveals his latest silly tech acquisition: a GoPro bite mount, leading to jokes about POV filming, absurd applications, and even references to filmmaking in "In Space with Markiplier" ([08:56]).
  • "It's a mount that is literally meant to be bitten." — Markiplier ([09:01])
  • The trio riff on ridiculous camera rigging for travel vlogs and adult content ([11:10]).

4. Chainsaw Dangers and Dad Fears

• Bob recounts using his father-in-law's quiet electric chainsaw, finding it more terrifying than gas because of its deceptive silence ([12:00]).
  • "The silent chainsaw is currently my least favorite yard work tool." — Bob ([14:09])
• This sparks nostalgia and competitive banter about household tool brands, DIY prowess, and Ryobi vs. Makita products ([16:28]).
  • "It's Ryobi days right now." — Markiplier ([16:30])
  • "So they're living Makita loca." — Wade ([17:31])

5. "Does Markiplier Like That?" Game

• Mark introduces the new main game, where Wade and Bob present things (products, foods, places, concepts) Mark might like to win points. Only Mark’s snap judgment counts; debate and counter-arguments ensue, but Mark’s word is final ([19:17]).
  • "Present me things that I like. That's it." — Markiplier ([19:45])
• The game highlights:
  • Points lost: For Bob misnaming tech or guessing wrong (“ILS” vs. “ILC,” cheap drill kits, etc.).
  • Points gained: Items Mark loves, like South Korea ([25:13]), Chica (his dog) ([27:11]), Lady Dimitrescu ([29:22]), Garden of Banban ([29:51]), Strawberries ([36:30]), Sennheiser headphones ([39:38]), Spicy Garlic B-Dubs sauce ([40:00]).
• Hilariously, even straightforward items trip up the hosts, and the rapid-fire nature creates frantic energy.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• "Which Korea?" — Markiplier ([25:13])
• "Daddy, if I could give you points, I still wouldn't." — Bob ([23:19])
• "Daddy's right." — Wade ([09:56])
• Mark’s love/hate relationships with products like Sour Patch Kids and black coffee (changed by recent experiences) ([39:03], [52:37]).

6. Lightning Round & Game Finish

• Mark switches to a lightning round: Wade and Bob rapidly suggest more likes, with only seconds to answer. Items include hot meals, fruit bowls, poopless floors, thocky keyboards, and wearing the same clothes ([50:08] – [53:01]).
  • "I like a poopless floor. That's true." — Markiplier ([50:41])
  • "I do like a high quality bag. I do." — Markiplier ([53:05])
• After tallying an elaborate points system, Wade wins, finally breaking a long losing streak ([59:19]).
  • "I didn't have a great last season. ... I really clamped down and used some real cheesy tactics to win, and I feel great about it." — Wade ([59:32])

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Memorable Quotes with Attribution & Timestamps

• "It's me, Markiplier, here to give you the insight into the... I've already said this. Jesus Christ." — Markiplier ([03:10])
• "I must have dated a bite mount once." — Wade ([09:07])
• "Daddy's right." — Wade ([09:56])
• "The silent chainsaw is currently my least favorite yard work tool." — Bob ([14:09])
• "So they're living Makita loca." — Wade ([17:31])
• "Which Korea?" — Markiplier ([25:13])
• "I do like Garden of Banban. It has so grown on me..." — Markiplier ([29:51])
• "Wade, your tactic is working. Making my brain stop working." — Bob ([38:18])
• "I can't say I like camping. I'm sorry. Sorry, Daddy." — Markiplier ([43:10])
• "Do I like salted butter? Well, you salt your butter, so I would assume yes." — Wade ([36:50])
• "You like not being bald." — Wade ([40:07])
• "I do like a poopless floor. That's true." — Markiplier ([50:41])
• "I like strawberries." — Markiplier ([36:30])
• "I do like Whose Line." — Markiplier ([46:30])

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Important Timestamps

• [05:32]: Wade describes travel plans and desire to break routine
• [09:01]: Mark unveils the GoPro bite mount, laughs about POV filming
• [12:00]: Bob’s electric chainsaw horror story
• [19:45]: Mark explains the "Does Markiplier Like That?" game
• [25:13]: Comedy over “Which Korea?” Mark will accept
• [29:51]: Mark expresses genuine fondness for Garden of Banban
• [36:30]: Mark confirms his love of strawberries
• [39:03]: Mark disavows Sour Patch Kids
• [40:00]: Mark’s favorite Buffalo Wild Wings sauce
• [43:10]: Camping misery memories and college charity event stories
• [50:08–53:59]: Lightning round of rapid-fire “likes”

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Tone and Style

The episode is classic Distractible: meandering, self-referential, loaded with dry wit, running gags ("Daddy", "Do I Like..."), and tongue-in-cheek competition. The friendship dynamic shines, with each host’s vulnerabilities and quirks on display, while Mark’s own preferences become a surprisingly rich landscape for inside jokes and lighthearted debate.

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Final Score & Winner

• Wade wins the “Does Markiplier Like That?” main game, ending a personal dry streak with a strong lead after the lightning round and a final charity twist.
• Bob gamely accepts defeat: "Didn't do a very good job this time." ([60:01])

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Conclusion

This episode is a meta, playful exploration of one man’s tastes, delivered with Distractible’s signature warmth and chaos. Fans get a barrage of Mark’s likes and dislikes, more lore on the trio’s friendship, and plenty of the improvisational humor that keeps Distractible so… distractible.

Transcript

[Wade]

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[Markiplier]

And we're live on Matchday as Doug

[Bob]

reaches for a buffalo wing. He's got it.

[Markiplier]

Oh, and he's gone for a can of Pepsi too. What a finish. There's no doubt about it, it just tastes better.

[Bob]

Match days deserve Pepsi.

[Wade]

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[Markiplier]

source of fiber in every bowl, helping

[Wade]

you turn that rhythm into your sou

[Markiplier]

for a great day.

[Bob]

Fuel to start.

[Wade]

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[Markiplier]

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable. This episode, mammoth Mark invites the boys to Korea, then demands delectable suggestions. Waving Wade visits virgin land, plans a vacation, then sells his sodalis on a phone. A canine and conquest. Big daddy Bob blows backyard bush fears silent soars, then forwards tech the tube and entertaining. From lovely comedians to cold camping. Yes, it's time for Markiplier likes that. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to Distractable. This is your lovely voiced host, Markiplier, here to give you another insight into a wonderful world of comedy the likes of which you've never seen before. I am Markiplier. I said that. I hope you remembered that's who I am. But I'm also joined by two esteemed colleague colleagues.

[Bob]

Colleges.

[Markiplier]

Colleges. They went to college. I didn't.

[Bob]

You went.

[Markiplier]

No, you went. Yeah, you there.

[Bob]

I remember. Ha.

[Markiplier]

Minus one half point. All right.

[Wade]

This is the biggest lead I've had in ages.

[Markiplier]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do something to screw it up. It's Wade over there who's just talking for all those listeners who still don't know our faces.

[Wade]

I'm making this noise.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, he's making that noise. Then Bob is a person who was talking before who just lost a point.

[Bob]

I'm noising this face.

[Markiplier]

I am Markiplier. As I've said for the third time now. I don't know, I keep forgetting that I've done that.

[Wade]

Bob who's this other guy with us? We should introduce himself.

[Markiplier]

Just in case people forget. It's me, Markiplier, here to give you the insight into the. I've already said this. Jesus Christ. I didn't even write a script. We're distractible. So what happens is I assign points. Bob's already already lost one half. Oh, one. One whole point.

[Bob]

The lies, the deceits.

[Markiplier]

No, it's a true. There's no lie point here yet. There could be, because the rules.

[Wade]

Take that Bob, our incredibly tall and handsome beautiful host has assigned that. And it though it shall be.

[Markiplier]

Damn. All right, I'll give you a plus one compliment point.

[Wade]

God. This is what Bob usually does. The smart stress. I've never done this before.

[Bob]

Yes, yes.

[Markiplier]

Oh man.

[Bob]

Here, wait. I'll demonstrate for you how. How you usually behave. He's not tall and handsome. He's short and handsome. So short. How's the weather down there, Mark?

[Markiplier]

Ah, man. All right. Uncompliment. Whatever that word is. I don't even know it.

[Wade]

I don't know what you're talking about. Last I heard he was so big he didn't even fit in a parking garage. And I was doing some research into Technology and learned GoPro. GoPro. GoPro. Apple. Apple. Apple.

[Bob]

Dude, he loves that.

[Markiplier]

Holy shit, man.

[Wade]

3D printer. Press button, print.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, but which brand?

[Wade]

Oh, Prusa.

[Markiplier]

Oh my God, he got the Prusa. Point.

[Bob]

I honestly shot. I know you just said that. In the last hour of us hanging out. I'm shocked that he was able to sincerely remember that.

[Wade]

Me too. Because I was about to say blue ribbon. Is that. Is that the other one or is that a dog food?

[Bob]

Yes, yes. The Blue Ribbon H2D.

[Markiplier]

That's the other one we were talking about, Bruce.

[Wade]

That was the right one because it was person. Blue ribbon popped into my brain.

[Bob]

Yes. Yeah, see that's. That's more in the range of what I would expect from you, Wade.

[Wade]

Guys, let's turn it around around. This might be my season. For the first time since season one.

[Markiplier]

Wade, you are flying off to a start with Bob's negative two points. You are five up right now.

[Wade]

Oh my. Can we just wrap up? Can we do make this a short episode?

[Markiplier]

Yeah, it might be. It might be. But also it's going to be a high scoring episode. I just want to preemptively putting that out there. Which is why it's a high scoring pre show and it might be a high scoring small talk. If these guys have lived interesting lives or they've saved Some stories. Unlike me, who blew it all on the last episode. Who wants to go first? Me. All right, first point.

[Wade]

So I've talked about what I have done. What I'm going to be doing soon is going to Virginia to visit some friends. And I'm very excited to kind of break the monotony of being home. We went to Atlanta a little bit ago, which was really nice, but it was a really short trip. And the point was to take my niece to see college. But Molly and I are finally taking, you know, five days. We're gonna go see some friends, Virginia, and relax and enjoy ourselves. And I think after that, I don't have dates nailed down. She and I were talking. I didn't realize. We haven't gone on a trip, just the two of us, since our honeymoon, which for us was 2018, which is a while ago. So I think this year, based on how it started, we're going to take some time. We're going this trip. We're going to plan a trip, just the two of us. We're going to Minnesota sometime in the fall. She wants to go to, like, the Minnesota State Fair and stuff. We're going to do a little bit more traveling as the year goes on. I think we're just going to try to make the most of the year and get out and do stuff. I'm a homebody, but, like, I guess I've been homebodying so much that I've really just. I need to break the monotony. I need to break the mold. So we're gonna go out. We're gonna do something.

[Markiplier]

I don't know.

[Wade]

I don't know where we're gonna go. We talk about going to Japan. I've never been to Hawaii. I'd like to see Hawaii someday, but I don't know we'll do anything that extravagant this year. Just getting out and doing stuff sounds. Sounds nice. Which is weird and odd for me to say.

[Markiplier]

That reminded me of. I've wanted to take you guys to Korea for so long just because I think the two of you guys in Korea, I think, would be very fun. But. Yeah, no, we should do that. We should take a trip. We should go Japan. Why is it earnestly. What the hell be.

[Wade]

No, no, no, no. This is funny. It was like, Molly and I haven't been on a trip, and it's like. But what if instead the three of us went on a trip?

[Markiplier]

Molly can. You know, Molly can watch the videos that we film afterwards.

[Wade]

It would be a good trip. It was just. It was Just a funny.

[Markiplier]

When she listens to Distractable and we talk about our trip to Japan and Korea, she's really gonna like hearing that.

[Bob]

Yeah, she's gonna love that. That's great.

[Wade]

That's true. It'll be like, she's there,

[Bob]

and what more could she want?

[Wade]

Our trips are watched on a GoPro. Shouldn't they be filmed on one? Molly, here, watch this footage.

[Markiplier]

I am filming on an A7S3. Thank you very much.

[Wade]

I agree.

[Markiplier]

Okay. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Yes. Thank you.

[Bob]

I remember what I was going to say. Objection. Your Honor, breaking the monotony and getting out of the house was the theme of Wade's most recent previous small talk. Okay. I just don't think that counts as new small talk talk. I think that that's an extension of a previous one and thus should not be worth any points.

[Wade]

Virginia. Different than Ohio, thematically.

[Bob]

It was the same small talk.

[Markiplier]

I'll grant you this. Do you want me to remove a point from him or give a point to you?

[Bob]

I'd like one of his points. Yes.

[Markiplier]

Okay, you get a point, Wade. You do not lose any points.

[Wade]

All right? In fact, I'd like another.

[Bob]

See what he's doing? You see what he's doing? Your Honor?

[Markiplier]

Ungranted. Ungranted.

[Wade]

Every time you do the your honor bit, I have horrible flashbacks to. Don't laugh.

[Bob]

That was such a good episode. I don't know why you're so sad about. That was hilarious.

[Wade]

I think it was for everyone but me. I think I was the only one who was completely miserable.

[Bob]

That was such a hilarious episode. That's why Mark and I laugh so much.

[Markiplier]

It was. Can I get a doodad real quick? It's not huge. It's. It's something where when I saw it, I was like, I have to order this. I have no use for this right now. But it's one of those things where I'm like, I bet I can come up with a bit for it. Oh, you couldn't make an easy open bullshit thing. There we go. Wait for it. This is gonna be so worth it. The listeners are gonna love it.

[Wade]

Really small slingshot.

[Markiplier]

It's a bite mount.

[Bob]

A bite mount. Oh, my God.

[Markiplier]

It's a mount that is literally meant to be bitten. So you can hold a GoPro right

[Wade]

here for a shot of reach. I must have dated a bite mount once.

[Bob]

That's really good. That's really good for POV filming. Actually, I've seen that before.

[Markiplier]

I just thought it was, like, so useful, and yet I don't have A use for it. And yet I kind.

[Wade]

But it's also, like, I hadn't thought

[Markiplier]

about this before because when we filmed in space with Markiplier, there was a big helmet rig and it was like a red monstro on it.

[Bob]

It would have been so much easier.

[Markiplier]

It would have been so much easier. It wouldn't have had the quality, but,

[Bob]

you know, hey, it would have been so much easier.

[Wade]

I don't know if it would have held that big camera.

[Markiplier]

I mean, if you got a strong bite, you might be able to, you know. Who needs your neck? You got your jaws here and anyway, I just thought it was so funny. I probably should have washed that. I pulled it right out of the box.

[Bob]

I'm sure whoever touched that in the factory at wherever was clean.

[Wade]

Daddy's right.

[Markiplier]

Why is that a new thing where you have to call him Daddy? Was that a handshake deal that I missed?

[Wade]

That's his show. Call him Daddy.

[Bob]

Yeah, that's. That's our show. That's what we. That's the subtitle of our show, Distractible. Call ums, Daddy.

[Markiplier]

Call ums.

[Bob]

I was trying to pluralize us and it came out as ums.

[Wade]

The plural. The Port Report. Never mind. Daddy's right.

[Markiplier]

Anyway, when we go to Korea, when we travel, can we all please use the bite?

[Bob]

We should use the bite mouths when we eat. So we're literally eating like, you have, like, your chopsticks and you're like,

[Markiplier]

okay.

[Bob]

Just like shit coming, falling everywhere out of all of our mouths. It'll be delightful.

[Wade]

I like the image of just walking around, like, trying to talk to each other while we all have them in our mouths.

[Markiplier]

What's even better? I don't know if you saw my Instagram, but when I3D printed this sink so I could put, like a macro filter in here, it Fucking fish eyes the hell out of it. Like, they're already kind of fisheye, but it's super close focus so we can turn them back around, bite it, hold it like this so people can get a really intimate view of our experience. They can see our eyes looking at everything.

[Wade]

These bite mouths. Porn will never be the same.

[Bob]

I think they're way ahead of you on that one. I gotta be honest, I can only imagine the type of camera mounting technology that high quality pornographers have implemented.

[Wade]

The catheter cam, definitely.

[Bob]

Yes. Yes.

[Markiplier]

Minus one point for that. Jesus Christ.

[Wade]

Oh, come on. Daddy made me do that.

[Bob]

Wade's back to his winning ways.

[Wade]

I just want to see how it feels by the end. That doesn't mean any more or less than what I said.

[Markiplier]

Oh, yeah, well, okay. All right. Well, I don't like that. So I'm just going to. Just going to mark that down. Okay.

[Wade]

I mean, as long as you don't remove points, you can mark whatever you want.

[Bob]

I'm sorry, are you telling the host what he can and cannot mark down?

[Wade]

Yes, but like in a friendly way.

[Markiplier]

Oh, okay. All right, that's fine. Anyway, I wrote something down. I'll tell you what it is later.

[Bob]

Is it my. Is it my turn for small talk?

[Markiplier]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Okay. I kind of mentioned this in the last episode, I guess, but I got to say, I thought as far as chainsaws go, I thought like a two stroke gas chainsaw would be the scariest version because those are the ones that are very like ring and you like, they're loud and they're like. They just sound kind of. They sound like the murder kind of chainsaw. Right? Like that.

[Markiplier]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Specifically a two stroke just has that vibe. I used my father in law's electric chainsaw, Ryobi chainsaw. Somehow way more terrifying because it has, it's not this like the gas powered ones are stronger or what are they more power? I don't know. The difference is not the same. But the electric one is literally like click, click, pull the trigger and it just goes and spins up. It can cut your leg off to the exact same extent as a gas powered one. The gas powered one sounding scary is very like you look at it and you're like, all right, got to be careful. This thing sounds pretty dangerous. The electric one, it feels like you're using a vacuum. I had to break down a tree. I had to break down like a, like a mediumly small pine tree. Break it down. And then I had to remove some rose bushes in our backyard. And I was literally like, I would pick it up and I've used electric yard tools. I used like a blower and a string trimmer before. And those, the motors are quiet but they make a loud thing happen. Right? Even the string trimmer, the weed whacker thing, when it, when it starts whipping, it doesn't have the engine, but it still is. Like when you look and you're like, ah. Like the chainsaw barely moves. I've never really used them a lot and it's fucking terrifying because I kept fighting myself. I'd just be holding it. It was like a 16 inch, I think. So some small chainsaw, not too big, but like it's a two hander and I would just be holding it, I'd be like, do the thing. All right. Hold it in my other hand. Move something around. And I'd be like, all right, I'm just gonna hold this and cut it. Just be like, whoa, what the fuck am I doing? Like, Jesus. Chainsawing toward my own hand. Fuck. It's somehow. The silent chainsaw is currently my least favorite yard work tool I've ever used because it's really fucking dangerous.

[Wade]

It was developed a Q lab.

[Bob]

It's partially because I'm an idiot. Because, like, anyone who knows anything about chainsaws understands they're dangerous and understands. But, like, I just don't have a lot of experience. I fucking. I am really lucky I didn't do anything terrible. I didn't do anything insane. But there are just moments where I was like, well, I'm holding this tree up in the air, and what if I just trim the bottom of this limb off? And so I'm like, awkwardly, like, rev up this chainsaw and cut across my body under my arm in midair. Like, every time something. I was about to do something, I literally would be like, stop. Put the thing down. Take a step back, reassess the safety. Because I'm really not trying to cut parts of myself off. But I thought it would be fine. I thought it was cool that it would be less loud. I still wore ear protection, so I was like, this is great. It's not like my ears aren't ringing. Awful. Hate it. I want the loudest, most insane sounding chainsaw in the universe the next time I use one, because then I'll remember every moment it's spinning that it will cut me, and I need to fucking be careful with it.

[Wade]

I got a solution. Just get, like a playlist of chainsaw noises. That way it's loud in your ears while you're using it, and you can still use the silent one so it's quiet for everyone else.

[Bob]

It's funny, but honestly, I think that would have helped me because I was listening. The other problem is I had had headphone ear protection on, so I was like, listening to podcast or something, and it was literally, like, people talking. Like, something about feeling like, God, don't cut your fingers off. Why am I so relaxed right now?

[Markiplier]

Fuck.

[Bob]

I need someone yelling in my ear. Like, think, think, idiot.

[Markiplier]

You got. You definitely got to use, like, the pole saw version of that, which I think is a fascinating. It's a weapon. It makes you feel medieval.

[Wade]

If you.

[Markiplier]

Have you ever held a pole saw? Really feels like a weapon.

[Bob]

Like, I look like an Electrical spear.

[Markiplier]

It would be pretty cool. But anyway, it's much safer. I went around and I cut trees down after the fires and yeah, that I had. I forget even what the brand is of the red one. Milwaukee, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. Chainsaw. That thing ripped. That thing ripped. I have never had like the top end gas chainsaw ever either. So it's like. But that thing was. And I stupidly when I was first doing it didn't have chaps like, you know. Chainsaw chaps. Yeah. Because I was like. It wasn't the biggest one anyway. But that thing still just like ripped through things.

[Bob]

They're kind of dangerous.

[Wade]

Yeah.

[Markiplier]

These tools are not toys. But in other news, it's Ryobi days right now.

[Bob]

Whoa.

[Markiplier]

What?

[Bob]

Shit. Really? You guys keep. You guys keep doing this. I'm going to look at. I've been literally waiting because I'll be like, I might buy that. Maybe I'll see if there's a sale when it's Ryobi time.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, it's Ryobi time right now. They came out with a new. Okay, we're not sponsored by Ryobi. We talk about these products because we just like we use a. But we'd always take one. But we'll never get one. They came out with a new 12amp hour battery. It's the most Chungus looking thing.

[Bob]

Holy gee. I have a four and they're fucking huge. A 12.

[Wade]

This thing is too big.

[Bob]

God damn.

[Markiplier]

That's. That's a new thing. I don't know what other new products they have. I think actually Makita has been beating them out on funky products because Makita does have quite a few interesting things. They have like a. A water boiling kit and like a speaker light combo. And I think they that do they have a microwave. I might be hallucinating that.

[Wade]

So they're living Makita loca.

[Markiplier]

Well, it made Bob laugh. So. Okay.

[Bob]

Yeah, I like that. I like that. That was good. I like that one.

[Markiplier]

I think we should make a thing where Congress can overrule points record retroactively if they're like. That joke was not worth it.

[Wade]

As long as I could be Congress. I agree.

[Bob]

You are definitely not Congress. You can be a lobbyist. We can have lobbyists. Yeah, lobbyists are great. Everyone loves lobbyists.

[Markiplier]

Let's have corruption. How are we going to have a

[Bob]

governmental system without corruption?

[Wade]

Maybe hotel roomist. Because I don't want to be in the lobby anymore. And I already am.

[Bob]

See, that's the one where that one doesn't get points.

[Wade]

But it made me happy.

[Bob]

I'm glad it did. I'm glad it did.

[Markiplier]

Okay, wrapping up.

[Wade]

Right. Other than the fact that I must approach the bench because Bob's small talk was the same as last episode small talk where he was still doing dad things. Chainsaws, children. They're all dad things.

[Markiplier]

He didn't mention Ryobi.

[Wade]

He mentioned chainsawing rose bushes.

[Markiplier]

My God, he did.

[Bob]

That was not in my small talk.

[Wade]

I don't know if you got small talk because you were the host.

[Markiplier]

Okay, wait, wait. Wade just proved himself wrong. All right?

[Bob]

It wasn't in my small talk because it happened later in the episode because Mark scratched his leg, was like, oh, I scratched a scab. And I was like, oh, I have those.

[Wade]

Later in the episode was still small talk, like 37 minutes in. So I don't know at what point.

[Markiplier]

Look, wait. I was on your side. You killed your own case. I'm sorry.

[Wade]

I reopen.

[Markiplier]

All right, go ahead.

[Wade]

I appeal.

[Markiplier]

I don't think. Are the appeals done by the same judge?

[Bob]

Definitely not.

[Wade]

I'll take this one up. I approve the appeal.

[Markiplier]

We're kicking your appeal down to the next episode when you host.

[Bob]

Got him.

[Markiplier]

All right, all right. Who's ready for the real main game?

[Bob]

Me. Me.

[Wade]

Us. Us.

[Markiplier]

All right. I like that. Which is the name of the game today? Well, no. Okay. That's not the exact name. Okay, backing up one point, Wade, you get a segue point. You said something that I. And I said, I don't like that. And you lost a point for the thing that I didn't like, but you got a point for the Segway point. Because this game is something along the lines of, do I like that? Does Markiplier like that? And all you need to do this is why it's going to be a fast.

[Wade]

Markiplier's here.

[Markiplier]

Yes. Didn't you know he was announced the herald.

[Bob]

It was heralded.

[Markiplier]

It was heralded many times. All you need to do is try to present me things that I like. That's it. You can look them up. You don't have to look them up. It could be something off the top of your head. It can't be the same thing. So if one of you says one of one thing, it can't be two of the other like the same thing. It has to be unique items. Present them to me. Literally. Just say it. I'll tell you if you. I like it or I don't. If I like it, I'll give you a point. If I don't like it. I will take a point away. I can be convinced that I like something. No, I can be convinced that I don't like something. You can't so much convince me unless you're being counterconvinced by the opposite party. I want the, I want the, the, the instigation from you not to like it to be on the opposing party. Then you may defend your claim, but only if it's countered by someone trying to cont. Right?

[Bob]

Yep.

[Markiplier]

So if you present something, Wade, and it was like, and I said, oh, I like that. But Bob was like, oh, then you could present it. But if you present something and I say I don't like it straight up, then there's no counter to it, Right? Unless the other person for some fucking reason says, no, you do like that. But he can't say the same thing, so it wouldn't matter. I don't know. We'll figure it out. I only had 20 minutes to come up with this game, so.

[Bob]

I'm with you. I'm with you.

[Markiplier]

All right. Okay, cool. All right. I won't have time to write down what it is, but I will also count retroactive, like not liking or changing my mind down the road. If for some reason it changes, I will try to take points away from people or give points to them. I'm going to do my best to try to write these down, but I don't think I, I, I, I'm not sure how fast this is going to go. Wade, since you got the Segway point, you're going to go first. So I only have to ask you what do I like the new iPhone

[Wade]

17 Pro, because the 16 has a 5 times zoom range. The up to 8 times zoom range, which is almost twice the zoom for a camera that we all know you love and use.

[Markiplier]

I don't like it. I got the air that's incorrect.

[Wade]

You like this?

[Markiplier]

No, that's not how this work. All right. Minus one the way it's starting it up strong. Bob. Easy win easy. Which, which, which part? Which part? Which part of it? What is it?

[Bob]

Well, you do like this. This is the GoPro Mission 1. Even more than that, you like the GoPro Mission 1 ILC because that is the one that is not out yet and has the interchangeable lenses and that's the one you're going to really go for.

[Wade]

See, I'm going to counter here because I'm allowed as the opponent.

[Markiplier]

It's the called the ils. You were so close.

[Bob]

I do not like the interchangeable lens counter clip.

[Markiplier]

I do not like the I.L.C.

[Bob]

well, you probably like the I.L.C well,

[Wade]

one, you don't like the I.L.C you just said so much, so therefore I'm already right. But two, you know what you don't like like is the fact you don't have one of those. You like the concept of one, but the one Bob showed you is Bob's version that you didn't get. How can you like it when you were left out and didn't get one? You were left in the dirt. You were forgotten.

[Bob]

He has. He has one. It's not your car, Wade. It does exist.

[Wade]

He doesn't have one sent directly to distractible.

[Bob]

It was sent directly to him at

[Wade]

the expense of money. Yours was sent because you're so beautiful.

[Bob]

Daddy, if I could give you points, I still wouldn't.

[Markiplier]

I. I don't know how to give points for that. I already subtracted points because he said ILS wrong. So I'm not going to subtract more points.

[Wade]

That's right. Maybe. Am I winning?

[Markiplier]

No. Both of you have somehow lost points on the eye.

[Wade]

Do I like this challenge Right off

[Markiplier]

the bat, I don't know how well you chose.

[Wade]

You chose poorly.

[Markiplier]

Didn't know it'd be the new lowest scoring episode ever.

[Wade]

All right, cool off to you.

[Markiplier]

Wait, what do I like?

[Wade]

Oh, you like the Ryobi 1.18 volt cordless 6 tool combo kit with compact battery 40 Ah battery and charger PCL 1600K.

[Bob]

Let's take to a AI describe thing 4. Oah. Me amp battery hours.

[Markiplier]

What was the code?

[Wade]

I was just reading that my. My web page was loading really slow, so I just.

[Markiplier]

What was it? What was the item code? I gotta look it up, see if I like it it.

[Wade]

Item code. Where should I find that?

[Markiplier]

You read an item code at the end of it. What are you talking about?

[Wade]

1600 K2.

[Bob]

Oh, that's not a good one. He doesn't like that one.

[Wade]

To tackle all do it yourself projects, six tools, two batteries, charger and accessories.

[Markiplier]

See? All right, I'm so sorry. I don't like that because. Because this isn't even like the upgraded version of the RV tools like the.

[Bob]

He didn't get you. He didn't get you the oneplus. What are those called? The brushless ones?

[Markiplier]

Yeah, the brush.

[Bob]

The HP line.

[Wade]

Look at his beautiful mane of hair. He needs a brush.

[Bob]

Wade's out. Wade's out here trying to sell mark on brushed drills and drivers, please.

[Wade]

How are you losing points on this? Because this is the one Thing I'm terrible at is pleasing you.

[Bob]

I got a guaranteed winner.

[Markiplier]

Can't lose.

[Bob]

Mark, you like Korea?

[Markiplier]

I. Which one?

[Bob]

Oh, God, I hope I get this right. Oh.

[Markiplier]

Oh, God, I hope it's South Korea.

[Wade]

Heads, he says North. Tails, he says sound man.

[Markiplier]

That's funny. All right, this is crazy. I'll give you South Korea. Yeah, I like South Korea.

[Wade]

All right, good.

[Markiplier]

I didn't think this would be so hard. I'm so sorry.

[Wade]

I thought it'd be easy.

[Markiplier]

All right, wait. Back to you. Unless you want to counter that somehow. I don't like her.

[Wade]

Oh, God. All right, you like chicken and dumplings? Cracker Barrel. You like your sides on separate plates.

[Markiplier]

Okay, which one?

[Wade]

God damn it. Corn.

[Markiplier]

I think corn is right. I think that's right. I'll give you that. I'll give you. Okay, all right, all right.

[Wade]

We've not ordered it in, like, eight years. How do I remember?

[Markiplier]

Okay, back to you, Bob.

[Bob]

All right, Mark, I've got a winner for you.

[Markiplier]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Bob]

You like YouTube?

[Markiplier]

I do like YouTube right now.

[Bob]

And.

[Markiplier]

And you caught me at a good time with YouTube. They. They've been nice to me, so. I do like YouTube, Wade. Unless you think I don't.

[Wade]

Well, it depends on the day, because YouTube, they've been a little bit less out of the spotlight in the last few years, but they're in that 2012-2021 range. Had some things that weren't so great. They've made some decisions that we were like, oh, I don't know what they're doing. The algorithm was all kinds of confusing and, you know, Google, big corporation. Do we really like all the things that they've done and will do? Just because Twitch is busy over there shooting themselves in the foot nonstop doesn't mean that YouTube gets a free pass. Do we really like Corporation? That's a question.

[Markiplier]

You got to ask you the compelling argument. You can make your prompt, do I like Corporation? But spoiler alert, it might lose you a point. But I like YouTube, so. All right, Wade, your turn.

[Wade]

Let the record show a picture of Chica has entered.

[Markiplier]

I do like a picture of Chica.

[Wade]

He likes Chica. Bob, counter that.

[Bob]

I would argue that that picture is of Mark and Chica, and the thing that Mark actually likes there is Chica. Not the picture.

[Wade]

He might like the picture. It's him and Chica.

[Bob]

The picture itself is fine. His eyes are closed.

[Markiplier]

My eyes are closed.

[Bob]

The greatest photograph I've ever seen taken of Mark. There's nothing wrong with the picture.

[Wade]

No, there's something right with the picture.

[Bob]

It's not really the picture that he likes. It's the chica.

[Wade]

But I don't have chica here to show. But look how happy. Look at that happy face.

[Bob]

You could have just said with your words, he likes chica.

[Markiplier]

I'm gonna give it to you, Wade. But, man, Bob got really close picture of chica to convincing me. I didn't like that.

[Wade]

You don't like pictures of chica.

[Markiplier]

No, I do. I told you. I just did.

[Wade]

Also, we call him Daddy now.

[Bob]

Oh, Mark does not. I mean, that's up to him, I guess, but that's. Don't. Don't make him. Don't pressure him.

[Markiplier]

All right, Daddy, Back to you.

[Bob]

Mark, you like Konica Minolta lenses?

[Markiplier]

Konica Minolta doesn't make lenses. That's after the merger when they stopped their photography department, so.

[Bob]

Oh, is that not what it's called? All right, well, really let me down then.

[Wade]

Mark doesn't like whenever the name of his Minolta lenses get said wrong.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, I. I like Minolta lenses. Konica, I like. The thing is, I like Konica. I like Minolta. Was there a comma in there?

[Wade]

Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, Manolta lens.

[Bob]

I can't. I can't come out. That there definitely was on purpose the first time. I'm not going to lie.

[Markiplier]

That's the only way I could give you that point.

[Bob]

Hey, I know you don't like lying.

[Markiplier]

If only the game was named what I don't like.

[Bob]

Unfortunately, I'm not trying to earn points. I'm just telling you I'm not going to lie to you.

[Markiplier]

You know, I'm going to give you that on a technicality. I'll give you the Konica Minolta. I'll give it to you because I like Konica and I like Minolta. And if in an alternate universe where they merged and made even better lenses, that would be a wonderful thing. And I do like the idea of it. So I'm going to give it to you.

[Wade]

You all right, Wade Paul dress. Witch hat. Beautiful hall. Her name? Lady Dimitrescu.

[Markiplier]

Okay, all right. Because when you started tall, I started writing a minus. I was just like, I hope you

[Wade]

he's nine foot six. I could not mention tall.

[Markiplier]

I do like Lady D. I like

[Wade]

Lady D. When I think markiplier, I think Lady D right there next to you, Bob.

[Bob]

I don't know why. This one might be controversial, but I'm gonna throw it out there. I think you like Garden of Banban.

[Markiplier]

I do. I'm not gonna lie. I do. Garten of Banban. It has so grown on me because it's. It's funny. With Garden of Banban, it started off like, just like it's like any other horror game I've ever played. And I just, like, I didn't get why everyone was so vitriolic about, oh, no, they tried to sell merch. We sell merch. Like, I don't think we can fault anyone for that.

[Bob]

So do we, though? Do we actually?

[Markiplier]

We sell a lot of merch. We sell a lot. In terms of quantity, yes, we sell very well. So. All right, I'll give you a Garden of Ban.

[Bob]

Ban.

[Markiplier]

I do like that.

[Wade]

Wait, I have a feeling, call it a hunch. That you enjoyed the video game Iron One.

[Markiplier]

I did. Specifically the video game.

[Wade]

Specifically the video game.

[Markiplier]

Okay. All right, all right. Okay. I'll give you that. I like that. That's good, Daddy.

[Bob]

I don't know why I'm going with ones I'm not actually sure if you're

[Markiplier]

going to agree with or not, but

[Bob]

I feel confident in this one. You like hunting for tech deals on ebay?

[Markiplier]

I do like hunting for tech deals on ebay. I do pretty much any deal. Honestly, hunting.

[Bob]

I'm right there with you. I cannot stop looking at, like, Facebook, marketplace and ebay and shit for things I'm never going to buy unless I find the right deal. And then you basically have to buy it. If you find a thing for the right deal, how are you not gonna buy that?

[Markiplier]

I don't know what mailing list I got on, but I'm so glad I did. There's an auction site for, like, when they do liquidation auctions for certain things. And occasionally, like, there was a big camera, a photography studio, liquidation sale, and there was a bunch of cameras and lights and stands, and it's just like, oh, and then there was this woodworking one. And I'm like,

[Bob]

there's been a couple in the Cincinnati area. There was a guy actually ended up buying some stuff from, who had a podcast studio and had a bunch of lights and audio stuff. And then there was another guy who had a music studio who I messaged and asked some questions, but he had some cool stuff. But I just didn't ultimately really didn't have a way I could use it. But I was like, man, but I would love to have that, though. Look how cool that is.

[Markiplier]

It's kind of sad because, like, a business going out of business you know, but. But, you know, hey, I'll help them make their money back. I'll buy some stuff.

[Bob]

Honestly, the. The podcast dude that I. That I. I met up with and talked. Cause he had a really nice car in his garage too. So we talked cars a little bit. He was like, that's fine. I got this new business. It's going great. So I didn't even feel that bad about it. Like, he was kind of like, nah. I thought, I wish the podcast would have worked out. But I got this. I'm giving up on it because I got a new business, and the new business is on fire. And I was like, good, because that was like an expensive car in your garage. It was like a Porsche. Oh, it fancy port. I think it's a GT2RS or something. It was like something where it was like, oh, that's an expensive one.

[Wade]

Porsches have a wild range in price.

[Bob]

They do indeed.

[Markiplier]

Do they? Oh, I don't know about that.

[Wade]

You can get one for like 30, 40k, probably even new. I don't know about how cheap you can get them used. But, like, you can also go to, like, look at the Porsche dealer, and there's Porsches in the lot. They're just like, yeah, this one has, like, custom 30, $40,000 brake pads. It runs, I don't know, 350,000. It's like, oh, my God. And I'm sure there's some way more expensive than that even. But, like, just the range at the dealer is crazy for cars that, at least in my eye, look similar. Like, a lot of the Porsche bodies look similar.

[Bob]

Okay, well, don't be rude. Okay, I'll calm down.

[Wade]

Well, they kind of do. I mean, they've got.

[Bob]

Listen to this guy.

[Wade]

I don't say it's a bad thing. I'm just saying it's crazy. The difference in quality and price. You can get a cheap portion. It still looks really nice. It doesn't look.

[Markiplier]

It all comes down to the luxury. Pricing is different, but also it's like, how much can they make it scale? That really dictates the entirety of car pricing.

[Wade]

Well, and a lot of those are built for, like, going to the track and stuff like that, too. Like, they're built to speed and go around, not just drive around casually. So then that ups the price, too.

[Markiplier]

Anyway. All right, back to the game. All right, Wade, it's your turn.

[Wade]

You like taking on and conquering new challenges, whether it's, you know, Bob knew you before. I did, like, super well because you guys stayed in the at UC together. But, like, even whenever we first started talking, it was like, okay, YouTube. You're going to start doing YouTube. You're going to start doing compilations. You're going to. Then we did the tour. Then we did. You did music while we were doing the tour. Then it's like, okay, who killed Markiplier all the way up to In Space? And then Iron Lung. It's like you keep upping your game and taking on new challenges that I don't think you really know what you're getting into. But then you end up conquering them. And even though they're a pain in the ass, I feel like you thrive on that satisfaction from conquering the next white whale.

[Markiplier]

Oh, man. Thank you.

[Wade]

I see why you did this episode. I. I understand now I'm getting it. I. I understand the 8D chess that was being played. I. My pieces are on the board, and I'm like, damn it, I've fallen into this trap.

[Markiplier]

You know, also, I like strawberries. You know, you could say that.

[Wade]

I reserve that for next.

[Bob]

All right.

[Wade]

Okay.

[Markiplier]

All right, Danny.

[Bob]

I have a hunch, and this is a food one, and I thought of it myself. No, you like making chicken and dumplings for your friends and family. You like cooking that. That's your dish.

[Markiplier]

I do. And you do a good job of it. I. I love that. And Amy even got me a pot that says Mark stumps on it. So four friends. It's very nice.

[Bob]

Nice.

[Markiplier]

All right, Wade.

[Wade]

Don't want to say strawberries, but, God, it's so tempting because it's right there.

[Markiplier]

Why wouldn't you. It's not a hard game, man.

[Bob]

He's trying to lose. Don't. Don't help him.

[Wade]

I feel like, you know, listen, that's. That's. No one's gonna say strawberries, because it was probably a trick. You probably actually hate them. It was a trap card. I'm not gonna go take that. Yeah.

[Markiplier]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob]

Wade has honor and integrity. He would never do that.

[Wade]

Therefore, I'm gonna say you're more of an apple guy. Wink.

[Markiplier]

Wait, which one? Yeah, what kind are we talking about here?

[Wade]

That's right. Both.

[Markiplier]

Nope.

[Wade]

I'm shooting for the stars. Apple pie, apple products, apple pie.

[Bob]

I don't think Mark likes apple pie.

[Markiplier]

I don't like apple pie.

[Wade]

He loves it.

[Markiplier]

Are you picking apple pie? Because.

[Wade]

No, I'm picking apple.

[Markiplier]

Which one?

[Wade]

Yes.

[Markiplier]

No, wait.

[Bob]

I love your level of integrity that you have.

[Markiplier]

What are you doing? Your integrity is gonna lose you a point here. Which is it?

[Wade]

Well, I know you Like Apple products. You like Apple Phone. You have the MacBooks. You just went and saw Apple. You're a big Apple guy.

[Markiplier]

So the company.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Markiplier]

Okay. God, it's so simple. All right. Okay.

[Bob]

Daddy Mark likes strawberries.

[Markiplier]

I love strawberries.

[Bob]

You got it right.

[Markiplier]

This is an easy game. All right, wait.

[Wade]

When we're at restaurants, you get the crackers, you put butter, and you put salt on the crackers. Wait, what? The salted butter on, like, crackers or bread.

[Markiplier]

Oh, okay. Do I like salted butter?

[Wade]

Well, you salt your butter, so I would assume yes.

[Markiplier]

I was mean.

[Wade]

The whole little bite.

[Markiplier]

Okay, all right. Okay, okay. All right. I don't think I've ever put salted butter on a cracker specifically.

[Wade]

I thought you did crackers. When we went to. They did, like, the little. Little butter crackers. I thought you were opening up, putting butter on there. Then you're taking the salt shaker and putting it on. Am I cr. Crazy for thinking that was you?

[Bob]

He does that with bread is all I've ever seen. He does that with bread with crackers, too.

[Wade]

Okay, well, the salted butter combination. What? You know, rule what you will. How would you like it on bread but not crackers?

[Markiplier]

I just have never done it.

[Bob]

It doesn't seem like something I do.

[Markiplier]

I don't know, man. Which one are you picking?

[Wade]

Well, now I'm gonna take the bread. I'm not stupid.

[Markiplier]

Okay.

[Bob]

All right. Are you sure you're not stupid?

[Wade]

No, but I'm going to pretend I

[Bob]

want to object and fight back, but that just feels mean at.

[Wade]

I don't.

[Markiplier]

It does.

[Bob]

It does.

[Markiplier]

All right, Daddy. Sorry. I apologize.

[Bob]

Daddy, I literally had something in my head, and what just transpired with Wade made me, like, forget what I was going to say. Oh, well, I know this one for sure. You like those crunchy seaweed snacks.

[Markiplier]

I do. I do. I do like seaweed snacks.

[Bob]

That is not what I was thinking of. God damn. What's in the. Wade, your tactic is working. Making my. My brain stop working.

[Markiplier]

Wait. Yeah, Wade, go for it. All right.

[Wade]

You like when Daddy's brain stops working, so Wade can tell you that you like Sour Patch Kids.

[Markiplier]

I don't like it when Daddy's brain stops working.

[Wade]

But you do like Sour Patch Kids.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, but that's not what you said.

[Wade]

I just tried to throw Bob off some more so he wouldn't be able to think, which seems like it worked for both of you.

[Markiplier]

I'm going to. I'm going to start treating this like. Like an AI and the first thing you Say is what I'm going to go with, so. But after this. Sour Patch Kids. Is that what it is?

[Wade]

That's what it is.

[Markiplier]

Okay. My most recent interaction with Sour Patch Kids is. Sour Patch Kids is dead to me. If you see my YouTube video and I haven't eaten them since, you still like them. You cannot. You're not allowed to argue unless Bob starts the counter argument. I don't like Sour Patch Kids.

[Wade]

Oh, so we're lying to ourselves now.

[Markiplier]

Hey, I'm allowed to do that. I'm the judge putting in accordance with the lore of what I've established on my channel.

[Wade]

Bob. Arg. Argue.

[Bob]

I think Wade's right. I can't. I can't believe it. I thought Wade was dead on on that one.

[Markiplier]

All right. Okay. I'm not convinced.

[Wade]

Well, there goes that. Get it? The old college try.

[Markiplier]

I don't know. All right, Daddy, here's back to you.

[Bob]

All right, Daddy's turn. You like Sennheiser headphones?

[Markiplier]

I do. I do like Sennheiser headphones. I do. All right. Oh, wa.

[Wade]

You like slay the Spire 2?

[Markiplier]

I do like Slay the Spire 2. Super fun.

[Wade]

We've not played together again in weeks. I want to play again so bad.

[Markiplier]

Oh, we should get a. We should get to a four player game. That'd be crazy.

[Bob]

Daddy, you like Buffalo Wild Wings? Spicy garlic sauce?

[Markiplier]

Oh, it's my favorite. Oh, yeah, spicy garlic. All right, that's another point for you, Wade.

[Wade]

You like not being bald.

[Markiplier]

I can't lie. I do like not being bald. I'm not gonna lie about that. Back to Daddy.

[Bob]

See, I know so many things that you like. I'm trying to keep it interesting. I don't want to just bank easy points. I want to find. I want to find the edges of this here. But then I'm like, oh, that's too risky. That's too risky. I'm just gonna. I was gonna throw some stuff out. You like camping?

[Wade]

Bugs, sweat, no air conditioning, no technology.

[Markiplier]

I don'. Camping that much I like.

[Bob]

I guess it's like I'm kind of counting. You like, like a nice cabin in the wilderness. You like a trip up into the mountains. You like. You like a nice. You like a nice secluded trip?

[Markiplier]

Wait, do you remember this? There was a tent at uc. We were. I think we were in a tent for some overnight relay for life.

[Wade]

The American Cancer Society walk.

[Markiplier]

It was so cold that I kept trying to steal the only blanket that you had the whole night. I was like, I was so cold. And you're like, what are you doing? I'm just like, please.

[Wade]

This is so desperately cold. Do you remember? I remember us freezing our asses off because the thing was in like April, March or April, and it was a freezing cold night. And at one point is that the. Were you the one that got up and just walked for two extra hours in the middle of the night because it was too cold to sleep?

[Markiplier]

Yes, it was so cold. I actually went into the building. I like found a way to get in and I just went in, I went in. I just found a classic because I was so cold. I'm not. Because it was like sleeping on the ground was. I didn't have any kind of mattress pad. I didn't have a blanket. I was. It was just me. Clothes like this on the ground and I was dying.

[Wade]

So for those of you out there watching, listening that don't know. So the American Cancer Society, through different colleges does an event called Relay for Life. And the whole idea is, you know, you raise a bunch of money for cancer research for American Cancer Society and they have an overnight event where like people gather. At least at UC. It was on UC's campus campus and there was like this sidewalk walking path and in the middle of it people would set up tents. There were like events and like music and stuff going on all night. The idea was you always had one person from your group walking on the walking path. So the way we would do it is we'd have like two or two hours, like one or two hour segments for walking. And then like once your two hours was up, you'd go tap the next person. They would walk, they'd walk two hours, wake up the next person. But one particular year it was very cold, like Mark was saying and trying to sleep. Especially whenever you under prepare and didn't bring enough stuff to camp in, not putting any fingers mark, you might have been colder than most. And then fought someone who did bring the right amount of stuff to sleep and tried to steal their shit just so you could apparently leave and go inside during this walking event.

[Markiplier]

Because I couldn't take. You wouldn't let me have your shit.

[Wade]

I don't know why I was fucking cold, man.

[Markiplier]

I wasn't going to let you have my shit.

[Wade]

It was a great event. It was a really good time, but it was very cold to sleep. So sometimes the walking was the easier part. So there wasn't a lot of rest gotten. But it was a great event. I do miss doing that. But do not miss that cold camping night.

[Markiplier]

I wish I could say I was a better person the day that I, I fill outdoor boys YouTube channel's big shoes and go camp in the wilderness alone in Alaska. And I will learn to love camping. But at this juncture, I can't say I like camping. I'm sorry. Sorry, Daddy.

[Bob]

Learn a lot about Mark right now.

[Wade]

Mark, you know what you like? You like winning? You really like winning?

[Markiplier]

I do like winning.

[Wade]

You don't do a lot of competitive things, because I think you and I are similar in this, that we have that, that winner mind. We have that competitive streak in us that we don't really enjoy always tapping into, but it's there because when we win, God, it feels good, but when we lose, it feels extra bad because the winning just feels so good. We like winning.

[Markiplier]

Okay, all right. Don't sell it. Don't sell yourself too hard, because I don't mind losing. I, I, that's one of the things about me I don't like, but I like winning, so I'll give you a point there. All right, Daddy.

[Bob]

Mark, you like.

[Markiplier]

I like Mark, you got. Got it. Nailed it.

[Wade]

I like Mark.

[Bob]

Oh, you like that? Thirteen years ago, Wade played 86 episodes of Settlers of Catan on his YouTube channel.

[Wade]

You know what?

[Markiplier]

There's no.

[Wade]

Is it 86?

[Markiplier]

There's no way I like Wade's Settlers series. I do. I, I actually unironically.

[Wade]

You always thought it was a joke.

[Markiplier]

It was unironically.

[Wade]

I still, I will never not think it was.

[Markiplier]

Was.

[Bob]

It's only 15 episodes on the playlist.

[Markiplier]

Oh, 80.

[Wade]

Yeah.

[Markiplier]

86 did seem high.

[Bob]

It just feels like a lot.

[Wade]

It.

[Bob]

They. The thing for me is they don't have thumbnails. So if you scroll through, it's all just a. A screenshot of Settlers of Catan on screen with Wade's. Wade's face at the right side in the middle of the screen. It just looks like. It looks like how 2009 felt like it looks. It has a certain capture something.

[Wade]

Clean shaven face, shitty camera, shitty lighting. Me.

[Bob]

Wade on his bangles, chair in the kitchen playing Settlers of Catan.

[Wade]

Fridge in the background that had my sister's list of all the drinks she had on her 21st birthday.

[Markiplier]

Wow, that's great.

[Wade]

Wade, my friend, you like when your friends succeed and are happy.

[Markiplier]

I like friend success.

[Wade]

Great. Can I have a look?

[Markiplier]

Sure. What do you need, man? Dude, I. Yeah, of course. Yeah. What do you need?

[Wade]

I don't know what I need it for. I just want to see if you'd say, yeah. Yeah, man.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, of Course.

[Wade]

Do I have to pay it back?

[Markiplier]

No, honestly, you could. You could not pay it back and it'd be fine.

[Wade]

Is there a limit? How much I can ask for?

[Markiplier]

Probably. Cool, great.

[Bob]

I guess you'll find it.

[Wade]

We'll just chat later.

[Bob]

All right.

[Markiplier]

Okay, man. Dude, whatever you need, if you need help, you can always come to me, man.

[Wade]

Not yet, but like, maybe I'll find a way.

[Markiplier]

Way, Daddy. Ask the same question, see if it's different. You ready to find out?

[Bob]

I'm not ready to find out now. I'm just thinking of things that I like. What is Mark like? Oh, I know a thing that you like, Mark. You like that you don't own a Tesla anymore.

[Markiplier]

I do. And I'm super glad I sold it

[Wade]

when I did a like by subtraction. That's an interesting story.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's a point for Daddy. Wade, we're getting close. I'm gonna do a lightning round here eventually. Where I'll give you a timer for it, but we're not there yet. But we're getting close.

[Wade]

Whose Line Is it anyway?

[Markiplier]

I do. I do like Whose line?

[Wade]

I've not watched that in forever. I've not watched all the new seasons. Have you guys watched the new season?

[Markiplier]

He stopped making new ones. They started touring, actually, because Sam said that there was a Whose Line? Live show near them and I would

[Wade]

love to see them in person. I don't know, just. I've got nostalgia on right now. You guys brought up Settlers of Catan. It took me all the way back. I was like, haha, Colin's bald. I was like, haha, I am too.

[Markiplier]

Well, thank you for that. And Daddy, it's back to you.

[Bob]

You like a silent drive where you can think your thoughts.

[Markiplier]

I do like silent drives. I do. Cannot deny I'm not a big music when I'm driving. Unless I'm in a specific mood or need a specific mood, you know?

[Wade]

All right, Wade, you like a good horror game with crisp mechanics? Something that's not going to get you all bogged down and broken with technical issues. Like it's just a nice, smooth, well loved experience.

[Bob]

I do.

[Markiplier]

I like it. It's simple, crisp. I think that's a good way to describe it. I like crisp Horror game. That's good.

[Wade]

Speaking of, I can keep distracting. Alien Isolation 2 was announced. And I love Alien Isolation 1. I played Alien Isolation 1. I think, like three times. I'm super stoked that they're making a sequel. I've not watched the trailer yet because I. I just don't like to watch trailers. I feel like they give away too much. But like, I was super excited to see that they announced the sequel to it.

[Bob]

Can I say I don't play those sort of games, but those, those sort of games and like the Dead Space series, I would put in that similar genre. Those are the ones that I actually watch you guys play.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, I don't know if I got

[Bob]

slam or not, but like, I don't. I don't generally keep up with like all of my friends YouTube postings day to day, but I have watched Mark's Dead Space, all of Mark's Dead Space series, the whole franchise. And I've watched both of your Alien Isolation playlists because I really like watching friends play those sorts of games. It brings me back to. I used to watch my friend play that sort of shit on the gamecube in the basement when we were middle school, high school, right. We would hang out and then he would play whatever it was. A lot of timesplitters, Perfect Dark Zero or stuff where we could have played multiplayer on some of the games by then, but we would rather have just. He would rather play and I would rather watch.

[Wade]

I'm that way with Resident Evil and Evil Within. I've never wanted to like the games where you have a limited inventory, limited ammo, and like, you have to really be careful about what you bring, how you conserve when you shoot. That drives me crazy as a person playing. Like, I still refer to people that look like, what's the name? Joseph from Evil with. I still call him like Jojo. Mark called him Jojo. So I'll see. Someone looks like, oh my God, that looks like Jojo. And everyone's like, what the is Jojo? I'm like, you know, from Mark's Evil

[Markiplier]

within, Jojo I forgot about. I was like, God, that's the thing is like, every time there's another one, I don't know if they're making a third one of those, but it's like I won't remember the jokes I made, like, every time around. So people get mad at me that I don't call things the things that I called them before. I'm like, I didn't. I. I was an idiot. I'm still an idiot. Why would you think I would remember that? Anyway, that also remind me, I need to do a. I need to play Resident Evil 4. I promise I'd do it on a stream or something, but that's a long game, so I can't do it. All right, we're going to go into the lightning round. I don't care who's attorney it is. Bob, is it yours?

[Bob]

I think so, yeah.

[Markiplier]

It's not going to be fair because I know you probably queued one up. Actually, let's do it after that. That way it would be fair.

[Bob]

I actually don't have one queued up.

[Wade]

Yeah. I don't have anything. I've got nothing left either.

[Markiplier]

It will be first thing you say. You will have a very short time, like five seconds to say, there's no justification here. There's no qualifications. You just bang them out. We're going to go for a few minutes just to rack up points and losing points, to really mix it up. Are you ready, everybody?

[Bob]

Yes.

[Markiplier]

All right, Daddy. Three, two, one, go.

[Bob]

You like a thought keyboard?

[Markiplier]

I do.

[Wade]

Yeah.

[Markiplier]

I like this thocky keyboard. I'll give it to you. All right, wait.

[Wade]

Good lighting.

[Markiplier]

I do like good lighting. That's good, Bob.

[Bob]

Daddy, a window.

[Markiplier]

I like a window.

[Bob]

Yep.

[Markiplier]

I like a window. I can't deny.

[Wade]

Wait. A hot meal.

[Markiplier]

Hot meal. Can't beat a hot meal. That's great, Bob. Dad. Sorry, dad. I'm so sorry.

[Bob]

Daddy of working refrigerator.

[Markiplier]

Oh, I do like that. Working refrigerator.

[Wade]

Yep.

[Markiplier]

Wait.

[Wade]

Poopless floor.

[Markiplier]

Yep. I like a poopless floor. That's true.

[Bob]

Daddy, A bowl of fruit on the counter.

[Markiplier]

I like a bowl of fruit on the counter. That is nice. It's aesthetically nice, too. All right, wait.

[Wade]

Oh. Seeing if your body can take it.

[Markiplier]

You know, I would be lying to myself if I. I like it. I like it.

[Bob]

All right.

[Markiplier]

All right, Daddy.

[Bob]

Wearing the same clothes over and over because it's the one pair of sweatpants that you really like.

[Markiplier]

Like, I don't think I like that. I feel sticky and I.

[Bob]

You just do that.

[Markiplier]

I just do that. I hope no one notices.

[Wade]

Wait, what are you doing then? You were wearing the same thing last week.

[Markiplier]

I don't like that. I swear, everybody. I swear. All right, Wade, Being your height. Oh, come on, man.

[Wade]

Why you got to put me on the spot like this?

[Markiplier]

I like being my height because I could always be shorter. So I like it. I like being my height. I usually am not the type that's like, I'll change things about myself because then who knows where it would end up? All right, Bob.

[Bob]

Daddy, you like an organic opportunity to do that thing where your feet turn backwards?

[Markiplier]

Man, I wish I could say I do. It hurts nowadays.

[Bob]

It hurts now. Oh, that's not good.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, so I can't do it more. I don't like it, unfortunately, because if it. If it did come out, where again,

[Wade]

like, do the foot thing, I'd be

[Markiplier]

like, oh, man, I gotta do the foot thing.

[Bob]

Yeah, now it sucks.

[Wade]

All right, Wade, socks that aren't those weird toe socks. Socks.

[Markiplier]

Normal socks.

[Wade]

Yes, that's the word I like.

[Markiplier]

Not toe socks. Wait, hold on.

[Wade]

Socks that aren't toe socks.

[Bob]

Socks with no toes. That's barely socks at all. That's just low pant legs.

[Markiplier]

Why did you have to say it that way? I don't even like. I don't like what you said. And I. I think I like what you mean, but I don't like what you said. Hey, I'm take it away point.

[Wade]

Be careful how you answer because the Internet's going to judge for.

[Markiplier]

Daddy, please save me.

[Bob]

You like coffee? Black coffee.

[Markiplier]

Oh, I don't like black coffee. Sorry. Oh, no, I like cream. I have cream. Cream and coffee. I said when I went to Europe, I was like, they don't have cream and they don't have half and half. They have milk and it's not the same.

[Wade]

All right, wait, Joe Pesci.

[Bob]

God, that would be like Joe Pesci.

[Markiplier]

Let me look up who Joe Pesci is. I think I know, but let me just make sure.

[Wade]

Mobster movies. Home Alone.

[Bob]

Home Alone guy. Yeah. Oh, of course.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, I like Joe Pesci. All right, here we go. All right.

[Bob]

Daddy, you like a high quality bag.

[Markiplier]

I do like a high quality bag. I do. Yeah. And I'm in. I'm shopping around for a new one. Even if I don't. Even if I settle on my Amazon one, I still like a high quality bag.

[Wade]

Wait, Freddie Mercury?

[Markiplier]

Yeah, sure, why not?

[Bob]

Daddy, you like Tyler?

[Markiplier]

I do like Tyler.

[Wade]

Been really awkward if he said, ooh, my disappoint.

[Bob]

He had to say he likes that I got him there.

[Wade]

All right, Wade, A good oven. Yep.

[Markiplier]

I do. I like a good oven. Can't deny.

[Bob]

Daddy, you like a well designed recording space.

[Markiplier]

I do. Oh, it's so aesthetic. It's so beautiful. Yep.

[Wade]

Wade, the cardinals, the birds. Not people that work with the Pope. But the birds.

[Markiplier]

Okay.

[Bob]

All right.

[Markiplier]

Okay. The birds. Cardinals. Bird. Yep. They're. They're pretty. All right. And Bob, last one.

[Bob]

You like filming yourself for content purposes in silly locations when the opportunity presents itself.

[Markiplier]

That's very specific. I still like it. I love it. Okay, done. Hands off. Hands up.

[Wade]

Listen, look, Bob, you dropped your rifle.

[Markiplier]

Was that the GoPro? Better not have been.

[Bob]

You can't be on screen. I Can't show you. It's fine. It's not broken. It just needs to stay down there.

[Markiplier]

I'll give you an extra point if you show what it is.

[Bob]

Oh, okay. It's a fidget spinner. It's just embarrassing that I have one.

[Markiplier]

Ah, all right, I'll give you. I'll give you.

[Wade]

I have one of those little Allen wrenches.

[Markiplier]

No, no, sorry. Points. All. All done for objects to show.

[Bob]

I have a small metal ruler. Eh, that's pretty good.

[Markiplier]

Oh man, there's so many points. I have to. Okay. It's gonna take a bit. Okay. I gotta do this in two sections because I had to scroll down.

[Wade]

Oh, we never named Jesus. We could have really gotten mark on. All right.

[Markiplier]

Okay, so Wade, I'm start. Well, okay, we're going to actually, I'm going to start both of you, but it's not going to be done because the speed round I have to treat separately. All right, Wade, you got a compliment point. Parking a callback. It's also a callback. So if there's a callback point. He got a callback. Crusa first to small talk. I lost a point for the catheter cam. You got us point back for segue and then. Okay, Makita loca, I gave you a point for that. That is conditional on Congress for approving that point. Lost an iPhone and then the game started. So in the pre talk point or the small talk point, Bob, you are zero because you lost two and then gained two. So netted zero points there. All right, Wade, right off the bat you lost points. As you were trying to figure out how not complicated this game was, once you figured out that it was very simple, you started getting there. But you lost two points.

[Wade]

Yeah, sounds right.

[Markiplier]

Chicken dumps. Picture of chica. That got you to zero. So ladies AD Iron lung the game new challenges. Apple the company and salted butter on bread, which is very close to losing it. And then that. So that's five down to there. ILC instead of ILS lost you a point. South Korea made that up. YouTube, Konica Minolta, Garden of Ban Ban Hunting for tech deals.

[Wade]

These are Bob points.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, these are Bob points. Making dumps for friends this Bob. So that's a five right there. Down to making dumps. Strawberries, seaweed snack, Max Sennheiser headphones, B Dubs, Spicy chicken, garlic. That's it. So it's four, four down to there. Wade, you lost one on the sour path. So actually you were both have the same amount on the point page of this one, which is this long. So you both actually, by the bottom of it, you add the same amount. So that's four to there. Yeah. You lost. That's four. That's nine. Sorry. We're at nine. Fuck. Holy. Holy shit. Wade. Slay the spire. Two good one. Not being bald. Winning. Friend. Success. Whose line, Chris? Poor game. That was 15. 15 before the speed round. Lost one for camping. I'm sorry, Wade. Settler of Catan. Got you back. Nostalgia silent drives. Puts you only at 11 before the speed round. It's 17 to 23. Wade. Wade, you have 23 points.

[Wade]

I'll bet them all on Black Bob's crushing.

[Markiplier]

Minus two points at the very beginning. Set him way back to. And then that allowed you, Wade, to pull ahead with a lead that he just.

[Wade]

That is a four point swing.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, I thought it was closer when you all netted the same by the end of the page turn. But that bonus round with the extra three being lost there, and Wade, you only lost one on things I don't like. Congratulations. At least for now until the wheel spin. Because who knows what the fuck could happen there.

[Wade]

Yeah, I know, man. This is. This is one of those where it's like I start to feel good and something terrible is going to happen.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, but going in with 23 points, that's about as secure a lead as we can have on this game here.

[Wade]

I need it so bad. My losing streak's been so bad.

[Markiplier]

The entry will be Name a thing Mark likes or a thing Mark likes. First to say something that Mark likes gets appointed. And it could be me.

[Bob]

Well, how many spins? How many spins Mark likes?

[Wade]

Mark.

[Bob]

Mark. Mark.

[Markiplier]

Mark.

[Bob]

Mark.

[Wade]

Not one. One's good for me. One's good for me.

[Markiplier]

One's good. One's good. One's good.

[Bob]

There's nothing Mark likes. 112 options, one spin. I don't know for sure if there's a thing that can make me win.

[Markiplier]

Golf rules. It's about it. Or sudden death. And then winning that.

[Wade]

Come on. Point for viewers.

[Bob]

Sudden death. Sudden death.

[Wade]

Viewers. Viewers

[Bob]

healed the world.

[Markiplier]

The most since last episode. All right, which one of you did it?

[Bob]

Well, I'm the board president of a

[Wade]

nonprofit, so I donated to charity.

[Markiplier]

Bob, you killed some plants.

[Bob]

They were already dead.

[Wade]

Okay.

[Bob]

All right. I was just cutting up their corpses.

[Markiplier]

All right, Wade, what charity did you think?

[Wade]

Jude. They've had their St. Jude stuff going on and people were raising money, so I delayed a few different St. Jude campaigns.

[Markiplier]

I mean, honestly, that's pretty good, Bob. Do you contest that with any more good that you've done.

[Bob]

I mean, it doesn't really matter, so.

[Wade]

No, it doesn't really matter who healed the war.

[Markiplier]

And with that attitude, weighed you with a whopping 24 points. Might be the most I've scored around ever. Congratulations. You have won.

[Wade]

It's real.

[Markiplier]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can give your winter speech now if you want.

[Wade]

I. I didn't have a great last season. I. I'm pretty sure I was pretty low on the win total. This start to this one was starting to look a little rocky, but you know, I really clamped down and used some real cheesy tactics to win and I feel great about it. Don't regret a thing. It's great to be back on top. I plan on living here this season. It's my year from this point forward.

[Markiplier]

All right, well done, Bob.

[Bob]

Didn't do a very good job this time,

[Markiplier]

that's all. All right. Short and sweet and to the point. But thank you all so much for attending this episode, listening to it now. You are well more well informed about the things that I like and don't like. I didn't expect this to be as thought through, but these guys always like to exceed in terms of looking for the hidden game. But sometimes it's the same. It's exactly as it seems. But you guys aren't exactly what you seem. You're even better than that. Thank you viewers and listeners. Have a lovely day. Be sure to follow the podcast and all these guys wherever they may be. My skirm and Lordminion 777 or maybe Minion 777. I'm Markiplier. Markiplier Markiplier. This been distractible podcast out.