Please Laugh

Summary

Distractible Podcast - “Please Laugh” (Nov 17, 2025)

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Episode Overview

In this lively and laughter-filled episode, the Distractible trio—Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777, aka “Ish/Wade”), and Bob Muyskens (Muyskerm)—deliver a rapid-fire round of celebrity and cartoon impressions mixed with classic tongue-twisters. Wade hosts this listener-driven challenge, forcing everyone out of their comfort zones and into chaotic, cringe-worthy (and occasionally hilarious) impressions. Points are awarded for impressions and comedic performance, with the “Wheel” returning for some unpredictable final rulings and shenanigans.

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Key Topics & Highlights

1. Speedrun Podcasting & Small Talk (03:39–07:39)

• Speedrun Format: Wade jokes about wearing the same shirt for the next six episodes due to them recording back-to-back:
  “If you're wondering why I'm wearing the same shirt for the next six episodes, it's because we're doing a speedrun and I'm gross.” (04:28, Wade)
• Moving Woes:
  Bob describes the misery of preparing for a house move, both for himself and his young son:
  “Honestly, as much as I despise moving, ...the most concerning part... is I'm curious how James is going to handle it... moving is weird and moving is difficult. So it sucks. And I hate packing.” (05:09–07:39, Bob)
• Mark’s Not-Moving Streak:
  Mark proudly points out his current long stretch without moving houses:
  “Would never. I would never do that. Ever in history of forever have I ever moved.” (07:46, Mark)

2. Hollywood Adventures & Warner Brothers Anecdotes (08:07–11:19)

• Mark at Warner Bros:
  Mark shares a behind-the-scenes glimpse at a professional movie sound mixing stage, musing on the quirks of studio security.
  “...if you took a movie theater and you pulled out all the chairs, that's what this was.” (08:25, Mark)
  “What's silly to me is I go through the pedestrian entrance, and there's a whole rigmarole... but they don't do that for cars.” (09:30, Mark)
• On Winning Approval:
  “One of the Warner Brothers guys who was in the room said it was fucking badass. So I'm very, very happy about that.” (11:09, Mark)

3. The Listener’s Challenge—Impression Gauntlet (12:01–37:00)

• Premise: Wade threatens all "small talk points" are out—the episode’s only competition is voice impressions, using tongue-twisters as prompts.
• Mark’s Dread:
  “Oh, I just realized my intestines are exploding today.” (12:25, Mark, feigning illness to avoid impressions)
• Format:
  Impressions are chosen at random; all must participate (host included), and comedic disaster inevitably ensues.
• Notable Quotes & Segments:
  • Mickey Mouse:
    Bob: “Oh, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Ho, ho.” (14:25) Wade: “Like Mickey's on cocaine.” (15:06, Bob’s comment) Bob: “Somehow that sounds like Mickey doing Heath Ledger's Joker.” (15:07)
  • Donald Duck:
    Mark: [gargling, unintelligible squawks] (16:46; acknowledged as “terrible” by all) Wade: [surprising valid attempt]
    Bob: “That was pretty good. Compared to what happened before and what's about to happen now, I think that was way closer.” (18:06) Mark: “It's like getting waterboarded, but with air.” (35:09)
  • William Shatner:
    Ish: (in staccato rhythm) “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Mr. Spock, I think you're doing someone.” (20:11)
  • Scooby Doo & Shaggy:
    Mark: “Rerose. Re. Rouse. Ride a re. Roar.” (22:15, riffing on Scooby Doo’s characteristic pronouncing) Ish: “Like, I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.” (26:59, as Shaggy)
  • Clown Voices & Pennywise:
    Wade as Pennywise: “Hello, Georgie. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?” (25:27) Bob: “It just sounded like Elmo was in trouble.” (35:02)
  • Kermit the Frog:
    Mark: “Kermit the frog here. Susie works in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines, she sits. And where she sits, she shines.” (30:03)
  • Christopher Walken (and accidental De Niro):
    Bob: —with trademark pauses— “Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Wuzzy.” (32:34) Mark: [making De Niro face] “Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.” (33:14)

4. Wheel of Victory and Debates Over Fairness (37:18–44:54)

• Scoring Review: Wade awards points and half-points for moments of brilliance:
  • “Mark, half of a segue point, he got Donald, Scooby, Clown, and Kermit. Bob, I gave Mickey, Shatner, Shaggy...” (37:20)
• Wheel of Fortune:
  The show’s signature Wheel brings in factors like “Most harrowing small talk,” “Only wrong answers,” and “Most dread to participate.”
  • “Let me guess. Three. ...Oh, wow. ...Mark Stradamus in the house.” (39:17/39:27, Mark joking about predicting Wheel outcomes)
  • “That puts Bob in the lead by half a point.” (41:10)
• Fairness Debate & Final Ruling:
  Mark playfully accuses Bob of bias as Wheel-keeper; Wade resolves it with a coin toss (44:44, “so it was fair”).

5. Winners, Losers, and Closing Remarks (42:54–46:15)

• Winner's Speech:
  Bob, reluctant but victorious, promises relief:
  “I will host a very, very good episode that will not be themed after the listeners. So everyone can look forward to that and not having to hear us do any more impressions, at least for one more episode.” (43:18, Bob)
• Loser’s Lament:
  Mark offers magic-realist wishes that “listeners lose their ears” and “viewers gain extra eyes,” bemoaning his fate. (44:57)
• Host Signoff:
  Wade thanks all, points listeners to their handles, and teases Bob as next host; the episode ends on a promise of more chaos to come.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with timestamps)

• Bob on moving anxiety:
  “...the main thing on my mind is James because I'M really curious and just want to make sure he does okay. Because it's a big change for a little kid who doesn't necessarily understand why all his shit is all moved around and not where it's supposed to be anymore.” (07:07)
• Wade on the challenge:
  “We all three of us are going to be doing some fun impressions today. Voice impressions. I've got a list of tongue twisters that we get to read while doing voice impressions.” (12:25)
• Mark, realizing his fate:
  “Oh, I just realized my intestines are exploding today.” (12:25)
• Bob, during a clown impression:
  “Is that what clowns sound like?” (24:16)
• Mark, after a horrifying Donald Duck:
  “It's like getting waterboarded, but with air.” (35:09)
• Wade, self-deprecating:
  “Literally every voice I like I can do okay at that was on the list of beginner voices. Yay.” (38:24)
• Bob’s winner speech:
  “I will host a very, very good episode that will not be themed after the listeners. So everyone can look forward to that and not having to hear us do any more impressions, at least for one more episode.” (43:18)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment | | --------- | ------------------------------------------ | | 03:39 | Episode Setup & Small Talk Begins | | 05:09 | Bob’s Moving Anecdotes | | 08:07 | Mark’s Warner Brothers Studio Stories | | 12:01 | Introduction to the Impressions Challenge | | 14:04+ | Impressions Gauntlet (Mickey, Donald, etc.) | | 25:27 | Pennywise Impression/Pastiche | | 30:03 | Kermit the Frog Attempts | | 37:20 | Scoring Update | | 39:27 | “Wheel Time” and Fairness Debate | | 42:54 | Winner & Loser Speeches | | 46:15 | Episode Wrap-Up |

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Tone & Dynamic

Maintaining the trio’s signature mix of chaos, self-deprecation, competitive camaraderie, and improv comedy, the hosts oscillate between genuine effort and gleeful sabotage. Many attempts at impressions derail into mutual laughter, affectionate roasting, and confusion—frequently punctuated by meta-commentary on how poorly it’s all going.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a prime example of the Distractible spirit: friends mercilessly teasing each other, derailing for the sake of a laugh, and using competition as an excuse for increasingly absurd antics. Whether you're a fan of voice acting or just enjoy hearing adults struggle through Mickey Mouse, Kermit, and Pennywise, “Please Laugh” will provide plenty of cringe, chuckles, and classic Distractible chemistry.

Transcript

[Bob]

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[Mark]

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[Ish]

Facebook is the only way I keep track of, like, a lot of my family members around the holidays. We're all like, nostalgic and remembering, like the time that we could all fit under or. And so we all reach out like, oh, have these stories and such, which is actually really, really nice.

[Bob]

But you know what's even better than that? Things. Facebook Marketplace is my favorite. But it's even more fun when I have to go visit my stupid parents around the holidays and I can pull up Facebook Marketplace and see what's for sale around their house.

[Ish]

I caught up with a friend I hadn't talked to.

[Mark]

What'd you buy?

[Ish]

A few moments of their time.

[Mark]

You had to pay for that?

[Ish]

Lame.

[Mark]

Let's reconnect this holiday season with.

[Ish]

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[Bob]

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[Ish]

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[Mark]

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[Bob]

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[Ish]

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[Announcer]

Listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable. The Simpson wailing Wade inflicts tongue twisting terror as he makes miracry most mocking Medallic Mark Texas Ranger witnesses Warner sound security is a constipation mouse. Gagging Gollum it and sad Shaggy boxed up Brooklyn Bob goes a roaming does deeply demonic trek Bill brilliantly and a fabulous froggy. From Wade's nips to bad mouthed Elmo, it's time for please laugh. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

[Bob]

Hello everyone.

[Ish]

Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host, Ish.

[Mark]

Thought you forgot your name. I legitimately thought you forgot.

[Ish]

I have some imposter syndrome going on today.

[Bob]

I'm Ron Burgundy.

[Ish]

I didn't win last episode, but I'm hosting on behalf of the listeners who did win.

[Mark]

You're going to get all the ire. All the listeners are going to channel their hate at you.

[Bob]

It's his fault.

[Ish]

Yeah, they might. Unless I built an episode specifically for the listeners. Time will tell.

[Mark]

Damn. We did not have that much time in between these episodes. Oh, man.

[Ish]

I had about two minutes.

[Mark]

They're going to be happy.

[Ish]

Oh boy.

[Mark]

Cause we're speedrunning today.

[Ish]

If you're wondering why I'm wearing the same shirt for the next six episodes, it's because we're doing a speedrun and I'm gross. Joined as always by Mark and Bob, who also didn't win. None of us won last episode, but.

[Bob]

I can confirm Wade is gross.

[Ish]

Thank you. I need my points pad.

[Bob]

You're wearing that shirt that's like flesh toned so it looks like you're just topless sitting here hosting the episode.

[Ish]

Editors put in nipples you probably can't.

[Bob]

Unless they can just two nipples appear on your forehead, like wherever you want.

[Ish]

Dealer's choice. So how are you guys? Fill in while I get my notepad ready. That deathly was ready already moving.

[Bob]

God fucking hate moving.

[Mark]

You're moving.

[Ish]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I don't know if you could see. Remember how all these shelves used to have shit all over them? This I can only hope will be the last time I ever move for the rest of my life. Damn. We'll see if that holds up. Because I'm pretty sure I said something like that when we moved to this place. But we are moving. The movers will be here in the less than 48 hours. I will say this area like my desk is covered in all the same. I haven't packed it at all. This is the least packed part of the entire house. All the rest of our house is in like boxes and shit. But we have been hardcore pretty much most of the day, every day since Saturday. And today is Tuesday. Moving, packing, Carrying heavy shit up and down stairs. I fell on the stairs one time, Totally fine. Survived. But the movers actually show up and then we'll be moved over. Honestly, as much as I despise moving, this is lame because I always do this and circle it back to being a dad now that I'm a dad. But the most concerning part of all this for me is I'm curious how James is going to handle it, right? We've already moved once, but he was like a baby when we moved. We moved from California back to Ohio to be closer to our parents when he was like 10 months old. Which was tricky because 10 months olds are tricky. But this is different now, right? He's. He's old enough now. Where like his room is his room. He knows that that's his bed, that's his bookshelf. This is his book. We're like packing up his belongings and they're disappearing and he's kind of like, hey, didn't that bookshelf wouldn't that full of books. Where'd all my books go? And it's like he's being really cool so far. But I'm curious the first night, like we're gonna sleep in this house tomorrow night and then the next night we're gonna sleep in the other house and his bed is gonna new room and it's going to be smell different. And I just don't know how it's going to go. He might be totally fine. He's really chilly. He likes traveling. He loves staying in hotels and stuff. We've done that a couple times. But I'm worried that it's going to be hard on him because he is so young. It's hard to express how he's feeling or understand exactly how he's feeling. And moving is weird and moving is difficult. So it sucks. And I hate packing. But the main thing on my mind is James because I'M really curious and just want to make sure he does okay. Because it's a big change for a little kid who doesn't necessarily understand why all his shit is all moved around and not where it's supposed to be anymore. But it'll be over soon, he said, forgetting about the three months of unpacking that always follows a move from house to house.

[Ish]

I want to comment, but I need to sneeze.

[Bob]

I'll allow it.

[Mark]

I'll comment. Moving.

[Wade]

Ha.

[Mark]

Would never. I would never do that. Ever in history of forever have I ever moved.

[Ish]

Not once since I've known you. I think you're in the longest period of not moving that I know of.

[Mark]

That actually is true.

[Bob]

If you just stay in hotels and Airbnb, you don't have to move. You can be anywhere.

[Mark]

That's true.

[Bob]

I kind of practically live in Texas. But you don't. You didn't move there.

[Mark]

You're goddamn right. I have been so in hotels and everything has been kind of crazy. I've been doing a lot of traveling. I was at. This is probably not a secret, but I was at Warner Brothers mixing stage for the movie. Don't get excited, everybody. They're not doing it.

[Bob]

Final stretch.

[Mark]

I was at Warner Brothers lot because the sound mixer, Brad was like, it'd be really great if we could put the finishing touches in an actual, like, really large movie theater room. And this was super cool because I had never seen anything more than his mixing room, which is not small, it's not tiny, but it's like a living room size with a projector screen. And it's pretty good. This was literally, if you took a movie theater and you put. Pulled out all the chairs, that's what this was.

[Bob]

That's fun.

[Mark]

And it just had a big sound mixing desk and had an upper level where there was like a desk up there that I could. I could work on as. As he was doing that. And.

[Ish]

And it was.

[Mark]

It was really, really, really fun. Just, you know, unfortunately came at a terrible time because all the other things going on. But I did appreciate the experience because I got to go. I. I'm not really much for touring the lots, but I was able to go onto Warner Brothers lot with an actual, like, I belong here path, which is very funny. Okay, this is. This is probably. I don't know this talking about their security too much, but what's really funny to me about their security is they don't allow Ubers to go in, which I understand.

[Bob]

Sure.

[Mark]

I usually would drive and I would go there I show the passenger my id, and then I go on. But one day, for some reason or another, I didn't have my car and I had to take an Uber there. And I didn't realize he could drop off. So he turns around, the Uber driver's pissed at me. Tank my score, probably, but, you know, it's fine. I get out and I'm like, okay, I'll go through. And I don't know why I thought I could go through through the car gate, but I walk up to the gate again, glares at me, and he points to the pedestrian entrance. But what's silly to me is I go through the pedestrian entrance, and there's a whole rigmarole, like metal detector scanning, looking at your bags. There's like two people on either side checking for just. Just me. I was the only one there, I guess, for studio tours to do that, but they don't do that for cars. So I'm just like.

[Bob]

Wait, I could.

[Mark]

Bring anything in my car. Why are you checking my bag?

[Ish]

I can bring it.

[Mark]

This seems like a glaring suspicion, so maybe I shouldn't talk about that as, like a glaring weakness in their security protocol. But it just seems strange.

[Bob]

But there must be a reason.

[Mark]

I mean, I'm assuming that if you were an employee, you'd be driving. But I'm like, not every employee drives. And some park out in the. There's. There's garage. Anyway, I don't know. It's none of my business.

[Ish]

It was cool.

[Mark]

There was a lot going on there. I didn't peek my head into any of the sound stages, so. And I probably couldn't say anything if I did see something. But it was nice. It was actually a really nice place. They had, like, this whole cafeteria, which I forget that most places of employment have their own cafeteria. It's very good food. I didn't go out for lunch to the cafeteria a lot because I was working the whole time. But it was a nice experience and it was super cool.

[Bob]

That's fun.

[Mark]

One of the Warner Brothers guy who was in the room said it was fucking badass. So I'm very, very happy about that. And that's it.

[Bob]

Nice. Yep.

[Ish]

Well, I gotta say, Mark, you earned the segue point.

[Mark]

Oh, okay.

[Bob]

Warner Brothers security flaws.

[Ish]

Whenever you got to the gate, somebody said something to you, right?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Ish]

And how did they sound?

[Mark]

He glared at me and then pointed to the.

[Bob]

Yeah, he didn't say anything. He.

[Mark]

This is a pedestrian line.

[Ish]

No, I thought you did. You did a voice at one point.

[Mark]

Get out of here. Bub I don't know what it.

[Ish]

That was. Okay, you know what? We're getting a half a segue. Come on, Cuz, you can't even remember.

[Mark]

We never had to remember what our Segways was before.

[Ish]

You just tell us that's okay, because they're the only. It's the only point I've assigned for all the small talk was half of a segue point. The listeners won the last episode. And the listeners are out for blood. There's no small talk points. Okay, there's half of a segue point. But for the listeners, we all three of us are going to be doing some fun impressions today. Voice impressions.

[Mark]

Oh, I just realized my intestines are exploding today.

[Ish]

And I've got a list. I've got a list of tongue twisters that we get to read while doing voice impressions.

[Bob]

Tongue twisters.

[Wade]

What the f. Listeners.

[Mark]

Good, Great, good.

[Bob]

Oh, listeners, you're not. I'm never gonna let you win anything ever again the rest of your lives.

[Mark]

Just wait till the viewers win. And we have to do something with our eyeballs. It's gonna be crazy.

[Ish]

So I'm gonna keep this one. We're aiming to get some quick episodes done. Our last one went a little bit longer than intended, so I'll try to keep this short. So I've got a list of like 30 impressions. I'm gonna spin them on a wheel and whenever we close the time, we'll just call it. We'll get as many as we can before then. Okay, we'll do this in kind of whatever. Let's see the order. We'll go, Bob, mark me hooray for the first one. And then we'll mark me, Bob. You know, we'll kind of like rotate in the order that we do. So, Bob, you'll get to go first on this one. And your tongue twister will be. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

[Bob]

Okay, good. That's not the part I'm worried about.

[Ish]

You know, I'm just gonna post this list of them so you guys can actually read them. Because the whole point isn't to memorize.

[Mark]

I don't want to dread. I'm not gonna look.

[Ish]

There you go. Here's your list. And we're just gonna read the first line of each of these.

[Bob]

I don't even wanna know.

[Ish]

So for the first one, for number one, we're just gonna read the first line. Number two, we'll read that first line, so on and so forth. So, Bob, your first impression is going to be. Well, we're all gonna do this impression. Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse reading. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

[Bob]

All right, well, I could maybe do this one. You know, I don't do. I don't. I have. I'm like, h. John Benjamin. My. My voice. Acting is my voice. I do my voice, and that's the extent of my voices, which is an insult to him because he actually does do other voices pretty well. But I'm. It's like. Anyway, I'm stalling because I don't want to do this.

[Ish]

Yep.

[Wade]

Oh, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Ho, ho. Pack of pickled peppers. Peter Piper.

[Ish]

You just had to do the first line. Oh, you can keep going if you want, though.

[Bob]

Oh, no, I'm done then. That's good.

[Mark]

Yeah, I just want.

[Ish]

This is just a quick fire.

[Mark]

Stand back, everybody. Beater.

[Wade]

Pick the back of pickled peppers.

[Ish]

Like Mickey's on cocaine.

[Bob]

Yeah, somehow that sounds like Mickey doing Heath Ledger's Joker.

[Wade]

Do you want to know how I got these scars? I'm going to show you a magic trick.

[Ish]

Those were decent, guys. Those were actually decent. Those both swirl. Yeah, they were decent impressions.

[Bob]

All right. Wait, my. You're including me with that?

[Ish]

Yeah. I'm not gonna give you my top five ordering of that. That's last episode, but.

[Bob]

Oh, thank God.

[Ish]

All right, I gotta do it.

[Wade]

Oh, boy. Huh? Peter Piper picked a pick of pickled peppers.

[Mark]

We just picked ones that he would be good at now.

[Ish]

Actually, I found a list of impressions for beginners because, you know, it turns out every impression I could do is on the list for beginners.

[Bob]

Oh, God.

[Mark]

All right. Okay.

[Ish]

Bob, you went first that time. Mark, you'll go first. I guess I'll go second. Bob, you'll go third this time. Sure.

[Bob]

It's like. It's like an improv game. We're just going through the line. Let's. Let's do it, boys. We know this.

[Ish]

Yeah. Mark, you're gonna be reading the first line from sec for number two, the Betty Botter line, as Donald Duck.

[Bob]

Oh, fucking.

[Mark]

Fucking what?

[Ish]

That was a request from Bob specifically.

[Bob]

Yeah, well, I was sort of hoping I wouldn't have to do that one.

[Ish]

Oh, I can't do Donald either, so this is gonna be terrible for all of us.

[Mark]

I hope the listeners are real happy about their win. Okay, that went somewhere else, and I'm gonna stop now.

[Ish]

I don't know how any of us, Mark, could get a point for that.

[Bob]

Just for clarity, the line was, betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the Butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. That's what Mark said.

[Mark]

I think that's a terrible Donald Duck impression. Wade, you should dock him points.

[Bob]

No, I'm not imper. I'm not impressionizing. Wade's next.

[Ish]

Oh, I am. Oh, fuck.

[Bob]

What?

[Wade]

How the fuck. That's close.

[Mark]

I feel like we were doing the same kind of mouth thing, but mine did not come out like that.

[Ish]

Did that sound anywhere close? Did it?

[Bob]

Yeah, it did. I haven't listened to Donald Duck in a long time, but that was pretty close.

[Mark]

Yeah, that was pretty good.

[Bob]

Compared to what happened before and what's about to happen now, I think that was way closer. All right. Yeah, here we go. This is gonna be great. God. Oh, hang on. Let me fuck, please. Oh, I can't do without making myself laugh.

[Mark]

Oh, wow, it's the villain Batman's choking. Where are the drones going?

[Bob]

No, no, it's Smeagol. Wait, hang on. That's different.

[Wade]

You guys have made these characters sound so threatening.

[Bob]

That was on purpose.

[Wade]

Look, tail, he's got these scars.

[Mark]

Baby brother's gonna answer.

[Bob]

How do you make that sound without tensing every muscle in your entire existence?

[Ish]

I don't know.

[Mark]

In my.

[Ish]

Like. You know how you hear your own voice differently to me? I'm not even close. I'm glad it sounds close to you.

[Bob]

Yours sounds like you at least know what you're trying to do. And, like, it's not like you're doing the voice, but, like, it's. If someone heard that, they'd be like, oh, you're doing Donald. If someone heard mine, they'd be like, is he okay?

[Ish]

It's almost like you have to combine it with another. Like, you have to almost high pitch your voice a little bit, but also.

[Mark]

Nah, I'm good. I'm good.

[Bob]

I don't think I'm refining that one. I think that's staying.

[Ish]

I can't do it well either, but, I mean, that. That's what I was doing.

[Bob]

That made my whole head hurt in a way that it doesn't usually.

[Ish]

Oh, okay, I gotta go first on this one. How much wood would woodchuck chuck? A woodchuck could chuck wood. William Shatner, how much would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck wood? Mr. Spock, I think you're doing someone. It would Chuck. Would. Would as much as he could.

[Bob]

That's the.

[Mark]

No, no, he's. He's leading us in the right direction. No, he's got it. We just gotta Replicate what he's doing.

[Ish]

I'm kind of Christopher Walkening my Shatner.

[Bob]

Yeah, that you kind of walking did. I don't think I have a leg to stand on to make fun of anyone else's impersonation.

[Ish]

Christopher Walken and William Shatner had a baby for me.

[Bob]

Oh. So does that mean I have to go next?

[Mark]

Yes.

[Bob]

Yeah. See, now I was just laughing at you, but now I have to do it. I immediately regret that I laughed at you. How much wood? Wood. A woodchuck chuck. If a woodchuck could Chuck Wood. Mr. Spock.

[Ish]

Eh, is he at Mr. Spock? It's immediately Shatner.

[Bob]

Yeah, he says Mr. Spock after every sentence. I'm pretty sure.

[Mark]

Okay. All right. I'm gonna do an impression.

[Ish]

I'm gonna do it.

[Bob]

Because you have to.

[Mark]

No, because William Shatner is just a guy. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I'm pretty sure when he's just talking.

[Bob]

In interviews, that's just how he talks normally off camera.

[Ish]

I'm pretty sure. I'm trying to remember the commercials he did.

[Bob]

Oh, wait, you didn't say Mr. Spock, though. So I'm on.

[Mark]

No, no, that's his character.

[Bob]

Oh, okay.

[Mark]

Yeah, he did all the commercials for whatever that travel thing was.

[Ish]

Expedia is one of those travel office. Expedia.

[Bob]

Travel opposite Travelopathy. You know, the disease Priceline.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah.

[Ish]

We're back to Mark going first.

[Mark]

Oh, boy.

[Bob]

Yay.

[Ish]

So, Mark, you have to do. She sells seashells by the seashore as Scooby Doo.

[Mark]

Rookie. She. Wait, the list doesn't apply here, right?

[Ish]

She had legs for days. Raggy.

[Mark]

There wouldn't be R's for she. It'd just be she, not Re.

[Ish]

Well, he says Raggy instead of Shaggy.

[Mark]

Oh, God. He does re. Rails.

[Wade]

Re.

[Mark]

Rails by the re. Roar.

[Bob]

That's actually really good.

[Ish]

There you go.

[Mark]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Bob]

Wait, is it me? Yes.

[Ish]

I went last the first time, Right?

[Bob]

Rerose. Re. Rouse.

[Mark]

Ride a re. Roar.

[Bob]

Ride the re. Roar. Is that how he does it?

[Mark]

It was very good, man. That was good. That was good. Yeah.

[Ish]

Was he a horse?

[Bob]

Come on. Hey, listen, if you're allowed to leave during my episode, I'm going to consider doing that here. Now.

[Ish]

Rerolls.

[Bob]

Reshells.

[Ish]

Vira. Reroll.

[Bob]

Reshells.

[Ish]

That one. Reshows.

[Mark]

Reshells.

[Bob]

I figured out how to say an S just for this one word.

[Ish]

Fraggy.

[Bob]

What a thing to come up for the S's.

[Ish]

Yeah, really not great. Let's move on immediately. This episode is brought to you by Uber. You know that feeling when someone shows up for you when you need it most?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Ish]

We all need that sometimes. And Uber knows that Uber isn't just a ride or a meal delivered. It's showing up no matter what.

[Mark]

I think that might be them knocking on the door. And because they're, you know, Uber's really good about getting them right to where you are. To them or the FBI. I'm not 100% sure.

[Bob]

Yep.

[Ish]

When it really matters, whatever it is, you show up or there's a will. We're on our way. Uber. On our way. Download the app today. Bob, you're first. I'm second. Mark's third.

[Bob]

What is this? Tongue twister? Is this an established tongue twister?

[Ish]

I don't know.

[Bob]

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

[Wade]

What the fuck is that?

[Ish]

Okay, but you have to do your best clown impression for this, like, a Bozo the Clown type thing.

[Mark]

Any clown.

[Ish]

I mean, I'm kind of thinking, like, you know, default kind of. I can't. I'm. I'm second on the impression list. Just do a clown.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Ish]

What? You think a clown sounds like the stereotypical kind of clown voice?

[Bob]

Yep. I know what clowns sound like because I see a lot of clowns.

[Wade]

Hey, kids, how can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

[Bob]

Is that what clowns sound like?

[Mark]

I don't want that clown to be at my house.

[Wade]

Hey, it's Mark's birthday, everybody.

[Ish]

Oh, no. Please, no.

[Wade]

Do you want me to make you a balloon animal?

[Bob]

Nope. No, I'll make you a frog. What?

[Ish]

Okay.

[Wade]

It's harder than it sounds.

[Mark]

It sounds difficult. Why would that be an animal you could make.

[Wade]

I got green balloons. What else am I gonna make?

[Mark]

You're not a guru, are you? Okay, who's. Who's next?

[Bob]

Wade's turn.

[Mark]

I don't know this order. I. I don't know this.

[Bob]

I think we're just randomly shuffling. I don't know.

[Ish]

The order's fine. It's me now, then, Mark.

[Bob]

It's fine. It's fine.

[Wade]

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

[Mark]

Snagglepuss?

[Bob]

No, he's. You're Chuckles from Legends of Avantis, right?

[Ish]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mark]

There you go.

[Ish]

Chuckles.

[Bob]

Yeah. Chuckles. Yeah, Got that.

[Ish]

All right. Why does she wear seashells?

[Wade]

Because she's too big for bee shells, that's why. My friends back home all called me.

[Bob]

Whiskers.

[Wade]

Because I'm curious. Like a cat. It helps my crippling depression.

[Mark]

Oh, all. Okay. Hello, Georgie. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? It's Pennywise.

[Bob]

It's Pennywise.

[Ish]

I got that.

[Mark]

Okay, cool.

[Ish]

All right. Good.

[Mark]

I wasn't sure.

[Bob]

You just seemed surprised by the sound that came out of your mouth a little bit. We all were.

[Ish]

I think it's fine.

[Mark]

Don't worry about it.

[Ish]

Hiya, Georgie.

[Mark]

Hello, Georgie. I thought it was great.

[Bob]

That was immediately recognizable as Pennywise. It was spot on.

[Mark]

Good, good, good.

[Bob]

It just made me laugh. But we're here. We're doing bits.

[Ish]

Clowns make you laugh?

[Bob]

Honestly, I hate that tongue twister. That's a bad one. I don't like that one at all.

[Mark]

Yeah, I don't want to clam cram clans.

[Bob]

I don't want to cram anything in anything else.

[Mark]

Even if it was, like, clean, dirty. I don't care. What's a cream can? Whipped cream can.

[Bob]

I don't know. I don't like it.

[Ish]

Okay. I think I'm first on this one. Then we will have all had to lead at least once. Is that right?

[Mark]

Sure.

[Bob]

Or twice.

[Ish]

I mean, twice. I mean.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Ish]

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

[Mark]

Wait, aren't these the same tongue twister?

[Bob]

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Oh, sorry.

[Mark]

I was looking at the next one. I was. I was stupid.

[Ish]

Why could that not have been the clown? I scream, you okay, Shaggy, if you're the host, you can do whatever you want. It's random. I'm doing a wheel.

[Bob]

Yeah, but you could lie.

[Ish]

I guess that's true. Like, I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

[Mark]

It wasn't good.

[Wade]

What?

[Ish]

Zoinks.

[Bob]

That was okay.

[Wade]

That's.

[Bob]

That's what he sounds like, isn't it?

[Mark]

I don't think it was good. I thought so, but this is gonna be worse. So I think that. Yeah, I heard that. I'm like, that's not Shaggy. But I'm also like, oofers. I don't think I can, like, Scoob.

[Wade]

Like, Scoob. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

[Mark]

Fucking.

[Ish]

What the fuck?

[Wade]

Hey, that's.

[Ish]

I knew who you were going for.

[Bob]

Yeah, that's recognizable.

[Ish]

The listeners are picturing these characters saying these things.

[Bob]

That was, like, Matthew Lillard was in the room with us.

[Ish]

I love Matthew.

[Mark]

I always come back.

[Ish]

I remember when Shaggy said that before killing the children.

[Bob]

Oh, now I have to go.

[Ish]

You do.

[Bob]

My enjoyment is immediately ruined.

[Wade]

Like, zoink, Scoob. I scream, you scream. Like, we all scream for some ice cream, man.

[Ish]

Beautiful, right?

[Mark]

Yeah, that was good.

[Bob]

Just improvise a little bit.

[Mark]

Yeah, it's a bit harder than you think, man.

[Bob]

He says man a lot, right?

[Ish]

Yeah.

[Mark]

It's much harder than I would think it would be.

[Ish]

Should we wrap there? Should I do one more round? I know we're trying to keep these short.

[Mark]

One more.

[Ish]

One more round.

[Bob]

Mark's not done stuff.

[Ish]

Let's do it.

[Mark]

I got it.

[Ish]

So now we're back to Mark, Bob, then me.

[Mark]

Yep.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Ish]

This is Susie in the shoeshine shop as Kermit.

[Mark]

I don't want to grow anymore.

[Ish]

I think we should stop.

[Bob]

This is a beginner one. We can do this, I think.

[Mark]

Oh, God. What does Kermit sound like?

[Ish]

It's okay to take him up to like practice. Like, if you. If you want to like get. Get it out there.

[Mark]

It's like AI model trying to figure out how to do this.

[Ish]

That's okay. Bob's got me on like the adventurous train, so I'm like.

[Mark]

Doorbeck doesn't want to do any more impressions. Oh, yeah, I've seen the animations for that. But that's not Kermit, is it?

[Ish]

No.

[Mark]

Well, then why'd you do it?

[Ish]

No, I just have evangerist voices in my head. You know, it's not easy being green.

[Mark]

These are the same. Should I do the second one or the first one?

[Ish]

Susie? It's number seven because it's.

[Mark]

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Is the next one.

[Ish]

Whichever one you want to do, I guess.

[Bob]

Yeah, do the longer one. That one's funny.

[Mark]

Yeah, I'll do the long one.

[Wade]

Suzy.

[Mark]

Nope, that's Shaggy. Ah, man. Kermit.

[Bob]

Huh?

[Mark]

Look up a video. Kermit sounds is what I googled. I'm bad at googling, man. Gone downhill. Okay, I got it.

[Wade]

Hey ho.

[Mark]

No, I don't got it.

[Ish]

Hey. Ho.

[Mark]

Kermit the frog here.

[Ish]

Alright.

[Mark]

Susie works in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines, she sits. And where she sits, she shines.

[Bob]

I was really hoping yours would be worse than that. I'm not gonna lie.

[Mark]

I had a lot of practice. I had a lot of practice. Ah.

[Wade]

Hey.

[Bob]

Hey. Ho. Hey. Hey.

[Ish]

Ho.

[Bob]

Hey.

[Wade]

Ho.

[Bob]

Hey.

[Mark]

Ho.

[Bob]

Ho. Hey. Hey there.

[Wade]

Hey.

[Bob]

Is he Canadian? Is Kermit Canadian?

[Ish]

He can be.

[Mark]

Yeah, he can be.

[Bob]

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines, she sits. And where she sits, she shines. Oh, man. I got so caught up on not saying shits that I forgot I was doing A voice?

[Mark]

No, no.

[Ish]

Kermit's in the room with us. I feel it.

[Bob]

How does he yell? Ow.

[Mark]

What was that?

[Bob]

That's fine. It's just the heavy weight I'm playing with.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Ish]

Susie works in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines, she sits. And where she sits, she shines.

[Mark]

I thought we did it bad, but I think we're doing pretty good.

[Ish]

Oh, I didn't think it was that bad.

[Bob]

Oh, you know what? I shouldn't have tried to do Kermit. I should do my Patrick Mahomes impression.

[Ish]

I found that funny.

[Mark]

I should know who that is, shouldn't I?

[Bob]

Take that, you scumbag.

[Mark]

Is that a sport thing?

[Bob]

Yeah, he's a quarterback for the Chiefs.

[Mark]

I feel like that's a sport thing.

[Ish]

I've never understood the beginning of that joke, but it makes me laugh.

[Bob]

By the transitive property. I just want to throw this out there because it makes me feel better about football because I'm a Bengals fan. By the transitive property, the Chiefs lost to the Dolphins, so that is hilarious.

[Ish]

That's true.

[Bob]

The Bills beat the Chiefs, and then this past weekend, the Bills lost to the Dolphins. That means that the Chiefs are worse than a team that lost to the Dolphins. That's what I'm going to cling to while we wait for Burrow to recover from surgery so we can go 4 and 11, or however many games it is.

[Ish]

Yeah, it's almost as bad as losing to the Jets. So Christopher Walken is doing Fuzzy Wuzzy. Bob, I think you're first, then me, then Mark.

[Mark]

I thought we were done.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. I thought we were doing one more.

[Ish]

No, one more round meant we each host one more.

[Bob]

We're doing one more all the way around.

[Mark]

Oh. Oh, no. All right.

[Bob]

Yeah. No. Okay. Thanks, Mark. Who? Who, Who?

[Mark]

Wow.

[Bob]

Christopher Walken. Right?

[Mark]

Okay.

[Ish]

Yep. Wow.

[Bob]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Wuzzy. That's not what he sounds like. That's just the voice I ended up doing. I just wanted to. I wanted to keep it consistent. Start to finish was my goal.

[Mark]

So that was good. That was good. Okay.

[Ish]

I gotta not Shatner my walkin' since I walk into my Shatner.

[Bob]

Shatner. I barely know her.

[Ish]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wazzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy. Fuzzy.

[Bob]

Is Wade gonna win this episode or.

[Mark]

No, no, no. Just wait. Wait for this. I got this.

[Ish]

I'm getting no points.

[Mark]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't. Fuzzy Fuzzy. Let me try again. Let me try again. No, no.

[Bob]

I'm laughing because at the end, you did the Fuzzy Wuzzy. He did De Niro face. He did the like. Squinty like the.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah. And Christopher Watkins never squinted a day in his life.

[Bob]

He's got big eyes. He doesn't squint. He just has a funny voice.

[Mark]

Would that change the voice? I do. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. That better?

[Bob]

I would say that was a little better.

[Ish]

Well, the first part was better. Then the second part felt a little bit less walking.

[Mark]

Then who was it sitting?

[Ish]

I don't know.

[Mark]

Who was that?

[Bob]

Christopher De Niro standing.

[Ish]

All right, this is the last one. Let's. Mark decides he wants another round.

[Mark]

Oh, I get to choose.

[Bob]

Why are we leaving this in his hands? Why is that? How did that become part of this?

[Ish]

Elmo does can you can a can. Who's first on this one? Is it me? You? Okay. Okay. Elmo.

[Mark]

Oh, no. You've never done Elmo before?

[Bob]

Yeah, we're screwed.

[Wade]

Can you can a can as a can or can can a can? It's a little seize.

[Bob]

That's a big word for Elmo.

[Wade]

Well, you can go fuck yourself. Can you can as a can. Oh, sorry. Can you can can a can as a can can. Honestly, that was.

[Bob]

That was.

[Ish]

It sounds like you're at the bottom of a hole and Elmo's yelling down to you.

[Wade]

It was really good.

[Bob]

It just sounded like Elmo was in trouble.

[Mark]

I could not do more than, like.

[Bob]

A word or two at a time.

[Mark]

I don't know why I could not. Like, I didn't need that much air, but I felt like I did. I felt like. It's like getting waterboarded, but with air.

[Ish]

I think you're chesting Elmo. I. I like top of my roof. The roof of my mouth Elmo. It's like you were chesting Elmo.

[Mark]

I don't know what that means. I don't want to chest Elmo.

[Bob]

Are we birds? I just.

[Ish]

I like. I don't do great impressions, but I like figuring out how people do them.

[Wade]

Can.

[Bob]

And that's the end of the episode, huh?

[Wade]

So fast. All right, can you kind of can? That's possible. That's a big wolf.

[Ish]

Your impression's always turned, like, into someone from Brooklyn. Like, you have Brooklyn Elmo.

[Bob]

Look, man, I felt really good about that for half a second, and then it just.

[Ish]

No, it's good, but just, like, the.

[Bob]

Last got away from Me, you know.

[Ish]

The last few words. Just like Brooklyn, Elmo. I don't even think I could do it.

[Bob]

I couldn't either. So don't if you're waiting for me to do that again.

[Wade]

Hot dog and some coffee.

[Bob]

Is that what they said? I mean, yeah.

[Mark]

That was good. Yeah.

[Wade]

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn.

[Mark]

Okay, maybe not. Maybe I spoke too soon.

[Ish]

Maybe not.

[Mark]

Oh, let it end.

[Bob]

Well, are we doing another round? Mark, what do you think?

[Mark]

Oh, I don't need to think. I don't wanna.

[Ish]

All right, that's too bad. We had some great impressions left on the list.

[Mark]

Ah, yeah. Yep. I bet.

[Bob]

I guess. Was Smeagol on the list?

[Ish]

Oh, of course he was.

[Bob]

Sure.

[Mark]

Oh, good. Was he next left on the list?

[Ish]

I had? I'm just completing the ones we already did. We had Dracula, Batman, Smeagol, goofy Ryan Stiles version of Carol Channing, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Patrick Starr.

[Mark]

That's pretty.

[Ish]

Yeah. So we had seven we didn't get to. That's not bad. Let me go through the current points. I gave you guys a wash for Walking and Elmo. I couldn't decide there were parts about your walk. Ins and Elmos I liked and didn't like equally. And I didn't give myself any points, so I gave myself no criticism. But so far, for the points, I gave Mark half of a segue point. He got Donald, Scooby, Clown and Kermit Bob. I gave Mickey Shatner Shaggy, and he made me laugh when he said, mahomes is Kermit. Currently, we are at four and a half points Mark to four points. Bob. It's only a half point difference.

[Bob]

It's anybody's ball game.

[Mark]

I feel like my Shatner was pretty good, you know, because I want to reiterate, he's just a guy.

[Bob]

I can't argue with the logic, but I feel like if your impression needs an explanation, that maybe it could be a better impression.

[Mark]

It's fine. It's fine.

[Bob]

I don't know why I'm trying to win this. If anyone deserves to win this, it's not me.

[Ish]

None of us deserve to win this.

[Bob]

I don't know if anyone deserves to win it, but I deserve to not win it, pretty clearly.

[Ish]

I also don't know how I feel about the fact literally every voice I like I can do okay at that. Was on the list of beginner voices. Yay.

[Bob]

Well, is it wheel time or.

[Mark]

Oh, it's wheel time.

[Ish]

Yeah. I've got to add something to the list.

[Mark]

We already have Best impression in there. I Think, if I recall.

[Ish]

I think we do.

[Bob]

I don't know.

[Ish]

I'm trying to think of something creative here.

[Mark]

How about, like, dreaded the turns the most or dreaded their turn?

[Ish]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Least wanted to participate.

[Mark]

Yeah, something like that.

[Ish]

Which one of you two least wanted to participate today? It's hard to.

[Mark]

It'd be a tough call if it landed today.

[Ish]

But least wanted to participate. Most dread to participate.

[Bob]

I put most dread to participate because I really like dread as a word.

[Ish]

That's fair. Dread is a good word.

[Bob]

All right, first we gotta figure out how many.

[Mark]

Oh, boy.

[Bob]

Let me guess. Three.

[Ish]

I'm feeling two.

[Wade]

Oh, wow. Oh.

[Ish]

Mark Stradamus in the house.

[Mark]

Next, constitution. We add a bonus point for guessing how many.

[Bob]

I like that. We should add sports betting as a concept into our constitution. Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

We wager our points.

[Ish]

Hit our parlay.

[Bob]

All right, everybody ready? Two spins. Spin number one. Only wrong answers. All right. I gotta be honest. I don't remember what this means.

[Mark]

I think this was for someone who literally, if there were any questions, got everything wrong.

[Bob]

If the questions were impressions, I think I'm a candidate for only wrong answers.

[Mark]

I'll leave it up to Wade. I'm not sure if anything could qualify as questions here.

[Bob]

I think Mark and I both had our strengths and weaknesses, so I'm not going to say that I'm exclusively.

[Ish]

I think we re. Spin this because I don't know that you all tried. This isn't exactly like. Like something you. We all do in the regular. So, like, I'm not gonna be super critical here. So I wouldn't say anything was wrong. It's not like I told you do Elmo when you guys came out and you were like Igor or something. Well, even though William Shatner might have been.

[Bob]

Had the most harrowing small talk.

[Mark]

Well, I talked about Warner Brothers. I had that Uber ride. That was scary.

[Bob]

Yeah, well, you went through security. I'm moving. It's moving. Harrowing.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah, you were. No, you were dreading moving.

[Ish]

They're both pretty harrowing, I'm not gonna lie.

[Mark]

Actually, you started your small talk off like, I hate this and xyz, that's true.

[Ish]

Harrowing is defined as acutely distressing. Moving is more distressing than going through security. Probably.

[Mark]

Probably.

[Ish]

Okay, so, yeah, Bob, I'll give you the harrowing.

[Bob]

I'll take it.

[Ish]

That puts Bob in the lead by half a point.

[Bob]

Good old classic heroin point.

[Mark]

But watch this.

[Wade]

Golf rules.

[Bob]

That's gonna be really. I should stop doing. Get out of here. No, that's Spinning point for listeners. Get out of here.

[Ish]

Listeners get a point.

[Bob]

You're not invited.

[Ish]

Congratulations, Bob. That makes you the winner.

[Mark]

There are so many options on this wheel. How many times has it landed?

[Bob]

Points for listeners you want to see?

[Ish]

Oh, quite a few.

[Mark]

Oh, you actually have the stats.

[Bob]

Well, so if I do another spin. When you do the spin. When it finishes, there's an option to look at stats. Few stats.

[Mark]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Bob]

Most locked in 7 times. Point for listener 7 times. Best looking 7 times. Most self sabotage 6 times.

[Mark]

I can't believe shirt closed the backgrounds 5 times.

[Ish]

We've done that a lot.

[Bob]

Sudden death is 5 times. Why does that keep coming up? Baldest is three times. Easy.

[Mark]

Yeah, go to the bottom. I want to see the bottom.

[Ish]

I wish we could see the zeros.

[Mark]

I guess it doesn't. Doesn't say zeros.

[Bob]

Okay, well, that's not very fun.

[Ish]

There's got to be some that have just never rolled that have been on there since the beginning.

[Bob]

Definitely.

[Ish]

Wait, how many points go to viewers? Oh, they're that five. Okay, seven and five for those two.

[Bob]

That's ridiculous.

[Mark]

That's ridiculous.

[Ish]

But in this episode, it's fair. It makes sense to me.

[Bob]

Does it?

[Mark]

Does it?

[Ish]

Doesn't have to be.

[Mark]

Was it?

[Ish]

Unless someone declares it's not. I think it is.

[Bob]

I'm not gonna do it.

[Ish]

So that's the game. Congratulations, Bob, for winning. Bob, give us your winner speech.

[Bob]

I don't feel like I won. I think the original score will tell you that I, in fact, did not win. But the wheel is part of what we do here, and I guess I deserve this. I will host a very, very good episode that will not be themed after the listeners. So everyone can look forward to that and not having to hear us do any more impressions, at least for one more episode.

[Ish]

Well said, Mark. Loser speech still too late. Yeah, the winner's speech was given. I think that's the rule, isn't it?

[Bob]

I'll allow it.

[Mark]

Bob, keep talking.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah. I wasn't done, by the way. Oh, also, I just want to say that. Unfair. Does it count?

[Ish]

Bob said he'd allow it, and I just frankly don't give a shit, so. Sure.

[Bob]

All right.

[Mark]

I think. What do I think?

[Ish]

What's unfair? Bob's winner speech.

[Mark]

What is unfair? I'm trying to. I'm trying to really scrape the bottom.

[Bob]

Of the rule barrel here for a.

[Mark]

Way to eke out a win.

[Ish]

Oh, you think the final score is unfair?

[Bob]

Yeah. You can challenge the final score. That's allowed.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah. I think because Bob is running the wheel that he's biasing it for himself.

[Bob]

Probably.

[Mark]

Probably.

[Ish]

Okay, so you're saying specifically the wheel spins were unfair?

[Mark]

Yeah. Yes.

[Ish]

And the wheel spins went to Bob and listeners. So if you win, the points go to you and viewers.

[Mark]

Yeah, that seems only fair.

[Ish]

Okay. All right, so three heads means Mark is correct and wins three tails. It's doubly fair. Otherwise it stays the same.

[Bob]

Okay. Tails. Heads.

[Ish]

Tails.

[Bob]

Heads.

[Ish]

All right, so it was fair.

[Mark]

I tried.

[Ish]

And Bob, coincidentally. Great winner speech.

[Bob]

And now I'm done with my winner speech. Thank you. Wow.

[Ish]

Well, time.

[Mark]

What a speech, Mark.

[Ish]

Loser speech.

[Mark]

Ah. Hey, man, what's up? I wish my small talk had been more harrowing. I wish that the listeners lose their ears. I wish that the viewers gain extra eyes.

[Ish]

And.

[Mark]

And, you know, as a loser, I don't think I'm gonna get any of those wishes because if I lose, I don't get what I want.

[Bob]

Do I get wishes? Did I miss on witches?

[Mark]

Ah, your speech is over.

[Bob]

Wish wishes.

[Ish]

You get witches.

[Mark]

Yeah, sorry you missed out. You'll. I guess you'll have to win again later. Yeah. But thank you for allowing me to participate so that I could lose. I guess I'm done with my loser speech.

[Ish]

Now, on behalf of the listeners, the real winners from last episode. Wow, what a great episode. Great effort, everyone. You guys can find these great impressionists online. Mark at markiplier, Bob at my skirm. I'm also there as Minion 777 or Lord Minion 777. Stay tuned for the next one where Bob will host, and it'll probably be another very quick episode like this one. Oh, until then, podcast. Now.

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