Size Matters (Part 2)

Summary

Distractible – “Size Matters (Part 2)” – Dec 15, 2025

Episode Overview

In this episode, Markiplier (Mark Fischbach) hosts “Size Matters (Part 2)” with co-hosts Bob Muyskens and Wade Barnes. The trio continues their tradition of playful competition, witty banter, and absurd challenges—this time, focusing on a game where they must successively shorten (or later, lengthen) iconic movie quotes while retaining, then losing, their intended meaning. Along the way, they share amusing life updates, commiserate over technology woes, and debate the perils of modern home improvement.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life Updates and Everyday Struggles

[05:58–11:19]

• Wade’s Home Reno Mishap: Wade shares his ordeal replacing an area rug, underestimating the labor and injuring his back. He details wrestling with a modular couch and ultimately needing family assistance.
  • “It took like 2 hours … my back for like three days [was] just fully locked up. I was just like, lemming around.” [07:18, Wade]
  • Running joke about “lemming around”—not a “lemon,” but like the video game creatures.
• Parental Love and Awkwardness: A comedic dive into parents texting “I love you” more often and using embarrassing usernames (Wade reveals his mom’s real username is "mama minion666"). [10:24]
• Bob’s Moving Woes: Bob recounts the mysterious disappearance of his Christmas lights, suggesting items vanished or returned through “wormholes” post-move, and reflects on the chaos of household moves.
  • “Every time we move, there’s shit where it's like ... it's gone forever, or ... it came back to us. Like, I put this in the dumpster, and it climbed back into our box … like, Toy Story itself back into our lives.” [12:16, Bob]

2. Technology Rants: USBs and Printer Nightmares

[13:57–18:13]

• A loving roast of technological obsolescence:
  • Bob laments keeping random cables “just in case” and the inevitability that the exact cable needed will be lost or buried.
  • Mark explains the weirdness of USB B: “It's literally their solution to the orientation problem ... but nothing uses it besides printers. And printers are already the most useless piece of shit that you've ever used in your life.” [14:41, Mark]
  • Everyone agrees printers remain infuriatingly unreliable—even in 2025, they’re a “necessary evil,” particularly for official paperwork.
  • “All in favor of abolishing printers? Aye.” [17:51]
• Bob jokes that switching every device to USB-C would be a million-dollar idea. [38:23]

3. The Shortening Game: Shrinking Iconic Quotes

[19:24–29:32]

Mark introduces the central game:

• The players must take iconic movie quotes and compress them one word at a time, keeping meaning, wit, or context intact.
• Rules allow paraphrasing, scene-setting, or context as long as the message remains clear.
• Hilarity ensues as they break down quotes from Psycho, The Graduate, and Forrest Gump.
  • Notable run:
    • “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” (Psycho) becomes, through rounds: “Boy, bestie, mom.” and eventually, in Bob’s dramatic scene, “Mom, bestie.” [22:17, Bob]
    • Mrs. Robinson (The Graduate) challenge devolves to Wade’s infamous: “So adultery.” [25:42, Wade] which Mark awards a bonus point for comedic succinctness.
    • “Life is like a box of chocolates” gets whittled to, e.g., “Mama said life’s like chocolates. What’s there?” [28:22, Wade]

4. The Lengthening Game: Stretching Quotes Past Meaning

[29:32–34:42]

Mark flips the prior challenge: now, add a word each turn to a short quote, seeing who can go farthest before the phrase loses all resemblance to the original.

• Using “Here’s Johnny!” (The Shining) as the base, they create increasingly ridiculous and verbose monologues, complete with backstory, direct addresses, and comedic digressions.
  • “Dear wife, Wendy Torrance ... it is I, Jack Torrance, a.k.a. Johnny, your husband, coming in through the hole in the door. I’ve got an axe and I’ve lost my mind.” [32:52, Wade]
  • Bob turns it into a rambling voicemail: “You will not guess what I just had to deal with with those fucking elevators…” [33:07, Bob]

5. Points, Prize Wheels, and Absurd Victory Conditions

[35:44–44:12]

• Points Recap: Mark gives points for moments of creativity and comedy, like Wade’s “lemming around” and “so adultery,” or Bob’s “Mom, Bestie.”
• A Running Joke on Keeping Score: The episode is punctuated by spinning digital “fun wheels” and award categories like “sneezed the most.”
• Victory Decided By Chance: After a tie, Bob wins thanks to a lucky spin—leading to triumphant and loser speeches.
  • Bob: “Who needs to win a thing to get the episode win? ... I prefer to leave things up to chance.” [43:02, Bob]
  • Wade: “I got the biggest laugh according to the points, but it just wasn’t quite enough to overcome Bob’s wheel luck.” [43:35, Wade]

6. Announcements & Outro

[35:55–36:21, 44:24–45:11]

• Holiday Break Announced: No episodes December 26, 29, or January 2; returning January 5th.
• Gratitude to Editors and Listeners: Special thanks for supporting their show through all the chaos, technical issues and short-notice recording.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Threatening the Audience (Jokingly):
  • “Hello, and welcome back to Distractable, the only show you’re ever gonna need in your life. Or else. Or else what? Death.” [03:28, Mark]
• On Modular Sofas & Underestimating Tasks:
  • “Every single piece came undone... I just had eight pieces of a couch. That might be an exaggeration—I had a lot of pieces of couch.” [08:14, Wade]
• Describing Moving Mysteries:
  • “It’s been a few years where I was, like, unpacking a box and I pulled it out and I was like, Holy shit, it’s haunted. It came back to us. Like, I put this in the dumpster, and it climbed back into our box in the thing and like, Toy Story itself back into our lives.” [12:16, Bob]
• On Printer Frustration:
  • “Still to this day, it is not easier. ... Hit print. Paper jam. It doesn’t work. Didn’t get anything. There’s no paper anywhere in there.” [16:21, Mark]
• Iconic Quote Game:
  • Bob, dropping his boxers in an imaginary monologue: “Mom, bestie.” [22:17]
  • Wade, succinct: “So adultery.” [25:42]
• Longest “Here’s Johnny” Parody:
  • “Dear wife, Wendy Torrance, it is I, Jack Torrance, AKA Johnny, your husband, coming in through the hole in the door. I’ve got an axe and I’ve lost my mind.” [32:52, Wade]

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Highlight | |----------------|----------------------------------------| | 05:58–07:46 | Wade’s rug replacement story | | 11:32–13:26 | Bob’s moving & “wormhole” anecdotes | | 13:57–18:13 | Tech/USB/printer rants | | 19:24–29:32 | Main “shorten the quote” game | | 29:32–34:42 | Reverse/lengthening quote game | | 35:44–37:55 | Points, spin wheels, and award debate | | 43:31–44:20 | Winner/loser speeches & final bits | | 35:55, 44:24 | Holiday break schedule/announcements |

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Episode Tone & Style

True to Distractible’s flavor, the episode is a whirlwind of self-deprecating humor, improvisational “what if” storytelling, and escalating, surreal riffing on everyday annoyances. The dynamic is deeply friendly and teasing—Mark as the chaotic moderator, Wade the earnest “guy having a week,” and Bob as the sly contrarian.

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Takeaway

“Size Matters (Part 2)” delivers exactly what Distractible fans expect—irreverent games, chaotic life stories, and the sense that you’re eavesdropping on a trio of old friends trying to make each other laugh, one up each other, and—sometimes—turn a mundane phrase into something unexpectedly profound (or just very, very silly).

Transcript

[Bob]

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[Wade]

How do.

[Bob]

That's almost creepy, but actually it's just impressive and sweet. You know, on Facebook, a little connection goes a long way.

[Markiplier]

You mean Facebook Marketplace? Because all of my gifts that I got you guys are from other people that I found on Facebook Marketplace and the incredible deals that I got from them.

[Wade]

I made my own Secret Santa group so I could give things to myself. And I have been shopping on Facebook Marketplace since you guys mentioned it. And boy, oh boy, the amount of things I can get. For me, there are so many things. Everything is here on Facebook.

[Bob]

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[Wade]

Is this a hint for holiday gift idea?

[Bob]

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[Announcer]

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode Mean Mark threatens A cull talks evil equipment, then capitalizes on comedic contractions. Weakling. Wade waddles with ass pain due to refurbishing, rolls on Mrs. Robinson and gets formal. Bon Homie. Bob generates festive Einstein, Rosenbridges scratches up psycho pumps Gump, and Johnny's. From smell o vision to holiday dates. It's time for Size Matters, part two. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

[Markiplier]

Hello, and welcome back to Distractable, the only show you're ever gonna need in your life or else. Or else what? Death.

[Bob]

Oh, definitive. Well, I mean, not definitive. Well.

[Markiplier]

Well, no, it's very definitive. If they don't. If they. If it's not the only show in their life, then it's. It's death.

[Wade]

What if it's not the only show in our lives?

[Bob]

I guess we're all watching Distractible.

[Markiplier]

It's death. Wade, the answer to your question is death. And yes, Bob, we are all only listening and watching to Distractable. In fact, listening and watching counts as two shows. Death. Oh.

[Bob]

Ooh. That's a tough choice.

[Markiplier]

So you better be watching with no sound or listening with no eyes.

[Wade]

I guess I'd rather watch with no sound, because listening with no eyes, you have to remove your eyes.

[Bob]

I feel like you could get rid of the visual however you might choose, but getting rid of your eyes is the safest bet.

[Markiplier]

Yeah. Safest bet. It's very safe. Yeah. The volume could pop on at any moment. You know, if it switches devices, like goes to your AirPods or something, it happens, then Death. There's only one way to be sure. Anyway, for all of you people out there that aren't betraying us in the worst possible way that yields death. My name is Markiplier. I'm here to be your host and guide through this beautiful experience. I know you can't see me if you're hearing me, and I know you can't hear me if you're seeing me. But if you have a friend next to you and one of you has no eyes and one of you has no ears, then you're good and you can cover all the bases. And if you have a way to communicate to each other, to get all the detail across, that's good in my book. I'm joined by these two also collaborative competitors, Bob and Wade.

[Bob]

I'm one of those.

[Markiplier]

Hey, by the end of this episode, you're going to know which one's which.

[Bob]

Now they never learn.

[Wade]

We sound alike, look alike, smell alike, indistinguishable. They don't even know which one we're married to.

[Markiplier]

When the smell version of the podcast comes out, we're going to get so many more car crashes.

[Wade]

It sure will be.

[Markiplier]

Speaking of car crashes, this beginning of this podcast is off to a rip roaring start. I can tell. I really chose the good bits for my hostings.

[Bob]

Oh, come on. I have a little more confidence. I believe in you.

[Markiplier]

I know. I believe in myself. But when I start threatening death upon our audience, I have a funny feeling that it's, it might not be the best, strongest beginning that we could have to.

[Bob]

Oh, they like it.

[Wade]

You're just going for that R rating.

[Markiplier]

That's a funny process that I could talk about at another time of getting, getting the, the rating there. But I won't talk about it now because it's not my life that we're here to talk about. It is these guys lives that we're here to talk about. So how are your lives going?

[Wade]

Pretty good? No, not too bad. Recently we replaced an area rug. We had like this big area rug in our family room that took up most of the room and it was tucked under. We have like a corner couch and like another little sofa on the side. And I was like, ah, I need to replace this thing. It's old, it's gross. Previous homeowners had left it. Their dog, I think, had potted on it. Our dog smell that we're like, we need to mark it too. And it was like, yeah, let's get rid of this nasty thing. How hard could it be to lift up a couple sofas, remove a rug, remove a pad, put a new one down? I take like 10 minutes. Pretty easy. Took like 2 hours to get this thing in properly and get it all laid out after removing the old one. And apparently an old rug that's been laying there for like however many years doesn't fold up very nice. So trying to like roll it, move it, get it into like a garbage can, end up getting like a junk company. But it was a whole process. I was like, finally, that's done. Got the new rug, it's nice. Got the padding underneath, it's oriented, everything's perfect. And then I'm just a little sore from lifting the couch 500 times, but whatever. Man, oh man. I don't know if I was lifting wrong or if I'm just that out of shape or using muscles. I never use my back for like three days just like fully locked up. I was just like lemming around like, because I could not just move with a normal face, you know, classic lemming noise.

[Bob]

Oh, lemming.

[Wade]

Okay. Yeah, not lemon lemming.

[Bob]

I thought you were making fun of Lem.

[Wade]

That's a rune in Diablo 2. I don't know what else it is.

[Bob]

A guy named Lem. I don't know. You're the one who said you were lemming around. I guess he's one of the stooges.

[Wade]

Lift. Lift smartly when you move furniture. And also, don't underestimate any task. It might surprise you with how big of a pain in the ass it is.

[Bob]

I guess I just moved, so I have a lot of perspective on how hard it is to move things around. But I've seen that room. I cannot imagine how you looked at that, and you were like, ah, easy task. Those big couches you have in that room, and it's a. The thing in the.

[Wade]

It's a lot of dude, the ones all modular. The corner couch is, like, all modular because I guess that's how they put it together, is they can make it. They can make the couch any size just by putting in modules. So, of course, when we were trying to lift it to move the rug, every single piece came undone.

[Bob]

Yeah, they're not designed to be lifted together. You have to take them apart, and then you have to. It's how they. It's how that works.

[Wade]

Live and learn. What do you mean, lift and learn? I mean, we tried to lift the whole thing at once, and then all of a sudden, I just had eight pieces of a couch. That might be an exaggeration. I had a lot of pieces of couch.

[Markiplier]

I mean, I'm impressed that you were able to lift it all at once in the first place. I mean, that is. That is quite cool. And also, I understand how you hurt your back.

[Bob]

Yeah, that sounds like probably the point where you hurt your back right there. If I had to guess, corner sofa.

[Wade]

Not meant to all be lifted by one person at once. It was just Molly. My family end up coming to help us put the new one in because they were just like, oh, it sounds like you guys might need some help. And we're like, no, we're fine. And they came and helped anyway. But I did lift it myself a few times.

[Markiplier]

Wait, were they already there? Did they hear you wheezing from down the road?

[Wade]

No, they were really excited because they got us the new rug as, like, a Christmas present. So they were excited. They like, it looks like it's been delivered. We're like, yep, installing it right now. It's going better than you could think. They're like, sounds like you need Help. Yep. Please, dear God, help us.

[Markiplier]

Oh, that sounds lovely. That sounds very nice.

[Bob]

I thought you said no for the help. Now you're saying yes for the help. He's just making stuff up.

[Wade]

Well, they said. We said no originally when they said the rug was we can do it. And then whenever we removed the old rug and we talked to them, we were like, yes, actually. Please help us. For love of God, help us.

[Markiplier]

All right, well, you need to call them up and corroborate this because there's a lot of lies being thrown around.

[Bob]

This is an evolving story right now.

[Wade]

No, no, no, no, no, no. A lot of truth. Hold on.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, she's telling me the truth.

[Wade]

Yeah, see, that was the truth, though.

[Bob]

You just got your mom on the line just waiting to talk to you. Mama Minion666.

[Wade]

Yep. Thanks, Mom.

[Bob]

Oh, love you, son.

[Wade]

Love you too, Mom.

[Bob]

I know she doesn't say that. Which part?

[Wade]

Love you?

[Bob]

I don't know. Just part of that really stuck out to me. I'm not going to.

[Wade]

So, if anything, my mom's at the stage of life where I don't know if everyone hits this stage, but she tells me she loves me a lot, to the point where it's been happening for like a year and a half, but every time she says it, I'm like, something horrible has happened. What's wrong? Why? Why would she tell me this? Why would she say these words to me?

[Markiplier]

Why? No one knows.

[Wade]

She said period this time instead of exclamation mark. What does it mean? She's also the person who's like, hey, we need to talk, and does the single K responses. My mom's a texting, anxiety inducing nightmare sometimes, but very loving. Very loving. Worst username of all time, but very loud.

[Markiplier]

Well, we can't all have the greatest username of all time. I'm not saying it's mine, guys. I'm not. Okay, trying to imply none of us here have the greatest username of all time. Anyway.

[Wade]

What would your. Does ROM have a username? Is she like mom Skirm or something? Like what?

[Bob]

My mom have a username?

[Wade]

Yeah, no, I know. Mark's mom. My mom, Literally, her username is mama minion666.

[Bob]

I thought that was a joke. I don't realize. That was a real joke. That was a bit.

[Wade]

That is a real username.

[Bob]

I thought you were roasting your own username. You made up for the bit?

[Wade]

Nope. That is. That is my mother's username.

[Bob]

That's tough.

[Wade]

It is.

[Bob]

Wow.

[Wade]

Anyway, that's My life.

[Markiplier]

That's all right. That's very funny.

[Bob]

New rug, goofing.

[Markiplier]

New rug. That's it. There's the lemon around this guy Lems. Well, thank you for that. That was really informative, Bob. How's your life?

[Bob]

I'm currently in that stage post move, where there are wormholes forming and consuming and producing different parts of stuff that I know that we own. There is a box. It's the holiday season, which we usually put out Christmas lights. And I know that there is a box full of Christmas lights. I put out, like, a few, but not, like, all of the lights last year because we had just moved. Actually, that wasn't last year, but anyway, I was lazy. We had a baby. It was hard. But I know. I know that we have a box that was in the garage that's full of Christmas lights. And I have looked inside of every fucking box in the entire house, in every room, in every closet, in every bedroom, the box. And it's not even like it got. It was on a truck for, like, five minutes from the old house to the new house. Unless it fell out in the stretch of road, I don't know what happened. But this is not the only thing that that's happening with. I'm at that part of. I don'. If this is a thing you guys get, but every time we move, there's shit where it's like, either a thing, you know, that you packed, that you know that you have. It's gone forever, or something that you thought you got rid of. Like, there was. I forget what it was, but there was something that I hadn't seen since we lived in California. So, like, it's been a few years where I was, like, unpacking a box and I pulled it out and I was like, holy shit, it's haunted. It came back to us. Like, I put this in the dumpster, and it climbed back into our box in the thing and like, Toy Story itself back into our lives. So we're in that phase, which is kind of fun, but also where the. I don't understand where the fucking Christmas lights are. It's time to put some Christmas lights out. And I have not felt very good because my ear's been all fucked up, and I. I'm pretty sure that they just got sucked into a wormhole or something. Like some. Some mystery shit happened.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, it really does sound like it, but I know that stage all too well. Each time I've moved, I kind of have a different problem where it's like, it goes into a wormhole but then the wormhole opens back up in the middle of the ceiling and just like drops all of my stuff on me. And I'm reminded that I have way too much shit. But I can't bring myself to get rid of it. Especially my sock drawer. I get all of the unused pairs that other people get lose in their laundry machine. It goes into the laundry wormhole, appears in my sock drawer. I have socks I've never seen before in my life. It's absurd.

[Bob]

So, dude, you never know when you're going to need a micro USB to USB B type B. You never know when you're going to need that cord, but it's going to come up. And if you get rid of that cord, the next year and a half, the span of time that's going to happen and you're like, man, I had one of those. I knew I should have kept it for decades.

[Wade]

See, the problem is you eventually find it or you eventually find that you need it and then it's buried under all the other things like I'm eventually going to need you. Never find it again.

[Markiplier]

You know why USB B was made? Do you guys know why?

[Bob]

Because someone had a device that was too narrow to put a USB A slot on. I honestly don't.

[Markiplier]

It's literally their solution to the orientation problem. USB B, for those that don't know, it's the one that's kind of like rectangular, but the other way it's vertically tall and got a weird notch in it. It's so you couldn't put it in the wrong way. So, and it is, it's fine. But nothing uses it besides printers. And printers are already the most useless piece of shit that you've ever used in your life. So of course they would use the standard that nothing else ever uses, ever.

[Bob]

No, you know what? You know what I've run into that uses a lot of that shit? Audio gear. I've had multiple audio interfaces where it was like it came with the cord, but it's like a three foot long USB A to USB type B thing. And I'm like, well, I need it to plug into my computer, which is way the fuck over there. I need like a 12 foot long version of this cord which doesn't exist. But yeah, I don't know why. Printers and audio interfaces. And I actually do own an external hard drive that has a type B plug, but it's like the only one I've ever seen because most of the us, most of the external hard drives have that really skinny one. What is that called. I don't even remember. It's, like, the really skinny one where there's, like, a notch off center. It's, like, super, super. It's wider and skinnier, but it's a USB. But it's not a type A or type B2.

[Markiplier]

The two side by side, but one smaller. Right? It's. It's.

[Wade]

It's.

[Markiplier]

I don't know which one that is. That's a weird one. Yeah, but I know it.

[Bob]

We've talked about this before, but whoever is inventing all the plugs and shit, just give up and let everyone use usb. C. Holy fuck. God damn it.

[Wade]

Until next year, whenever a new, better one's invented. Dude, printers used to be such an integral part of our lives, man. It's wild to think, like, I've not used a printer in probably, like, six years.

[Markiplier]

Oh, man. Amy was about to rage. Throw this printer out the window. Because still to this day, it is not easier. They have not figured it out. They're still like. Because they restrict it because of. People worry about people counterfeiting money or something like that, or documents or stocks or whatever. But it's just. It's absurd at how difficult it is to be like, okay, it's connected to the network. I have the app. It sees the printer. It's all good to go. Hit print. Paper jam. It doesn't work. Didn't get anything. There's no paper anywhere in there. It's, like, completely empty of paper. You shove paper in, it's like, paper jam. It does. Meanwhile, it spat the paper back out. I don't know. It's just.

[Bob]

Dude, it's on purpose. We recently had to buy a new printer, and I was like, I'm not buying some piece of shit. If I get a nice one, that means it will work, right? No such thing.

[Wade]

That takes me back to working at the. The federal courthouse and the clerk's office and having to use the copy machine that broke at least three times a week. Because when you're printing, like, court documents and court cases out, those are not small files. So it's like you're just printing hundreds of pages every time anyone needs anything.

[Markiplier]

Yeah.

[Wade]

And that fucking thing, I swear, every 10 pages, it jammed. And it wasn't always something we could fix. We'd have to call for help. It was the worst. It was the worst. I never want to deal with printers or copy machines ever again as long as I live.

[Markiplier]

All in favor of abolishing printers?

[Wade]

Aye, aye.

[Markiplier]

All right, motion passes.

[Bob]

That plug mark is a USB micro Type B, very thin, very wide one with the side by side bits. Of course it is. It's a micro battery.

[Markiplier]

Some microbial. That's. That's good. That's very good. All right. Good joke. Good joke, man. Good joke. Hilarious.

[Wade]

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[Markiplier]

Are you saying we have issues, Wade, or do we not?

[Wade]

I have issues. I can't speak as to we.

[Bob]

Well, who are you judging? Yourself?

[Wade]

It's so easy to like subscribe to somebody. Oh yeah, I'm going to use this every day for the next 10 years. I'm going to play game, gonna watch this, then all of a sudden completely forget about it. Next thing, you've been paying for subscription for longer than you'd like.

[Markiplier]

Well, that doesn't make any sense.

[Bob]

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[Markiplier]

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[Wade]

Oh, I want some meat.

[Markiplier]

Oh, wait, I don't even remember the name of this one. Sam or whoever's editing this, help me out by putting in the name of this game that this is a sequel to.

[Bob]

Oh.

[Markiplier]

You remember that game that we played where I give you a quote and you make it shorter? We're doing that again. I've got more quotes and you've got more or less words.

[Bob]

I have way less words. You have no idea how less words I have.

[Markiplier]

For everyone at home, this game is pretty simple. I give them a quote, they're going to take turns by removing a word or. Or not. Not just removing a word, making the quote one word less, but still comprehensible. They are allow change up the wording. They're allowed to change up the words themselves, the order, so long as the meaning of the quote is still comprehensible. By the end of it, it can go all the way down to one word if the meaning is still comprehensible. I think some of these are more challenging than others to do that on. And then at the end, we'll have a special bonus round just to mix things up a little bit.

[Wade]

Did we do one word at a time last time?

[Markiplier]

Yeah. One word at a time. Less. So whatever the number of words in the quote, I'll read the quote to you. I'll read it again if you want, and then you'll start. You'll say the quote, but one word less. I'll define how many words, and then you. One and one. I think we allowed you to jump down. You could go shorter if you wanted to. Risky play. But I won't allow you to go too much farther. You can't go straight from the quote down to, like, three words. But if it's like. If it's not exactly one word less, I'll be like. It can be at least less than the previous competitor. Sound fair?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Markiplier]

Heads is Wade. Tails is Bob to go first.

[Bob]

What is that? That looks like tails to me.

[Markiplier]

Looks like tails. All right, Bob, you're up first. Your quote is from the movie Psycho. Oh, I couldn't make this easy on you. See, I've never seen Psycho, so I didn't even know this was a quote. In the movie. A boy's best friend is his mother. A boy's best friend is his mother. Seven words. A boy's best friend is his mother. All right, whenever you're ready.

[Bob]

A boy's best friend is mom.

[Markiplier]

That's how you do it. That's good. All right, Wade to you, that six. Gotta go less.

[Wade]

A boy's bestie is mom.

[Markiplier]

Oh, that's pretty good. That's five.

[Bob]

So I have to go four? Yeah, you're gonna go four. You, boy, mom, bestie.

[Markiplier]

I'll take it. Three. Do we have three?

[Wade]

Boy, bestie, mom.

[Markiplier]

All right, that's three. Can you do two?

[Bob]

Am I allowed to set the scene?

[Markiplier]

Yes, absolutely.

[Wade]

Okay, please, please set the scene.

[Bob]

I'm standing center stage. Spotlight. All I'm wearing is a pair of boxers. Before I say anything, I drop my boxers, I hold my junk in my hand, and then I look at the audience and I go, mom, bestie.

[Wade]

I concede.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Markiplier]

All right.

[Bob]

That's fair, right? It makes sense. That plays, right?

[Wade]

Yep.

[Markiplier]

I'll give.

[Wade]

I concede. I can't. I can't. One word. That.

[Markiplier]

All right. You could. You could. I know. You're so Smart. You're so smart. But I'm giving him the point. If you concede, I don't know that.

[Wade]

I could do it.

[Markiplier]

Wait, are you ready for yours?

[Wade]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Markiplier]

All right. So this is from the movie the Graduate, another one that I have not seen. But I have heard this quote before. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you? Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you'? Nine words. There's a contraction in there with your and aren't so. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you? Nine words. Give me eight or less.

[Wade]

Mrs. Robinson, you're Trying to seduce me. Eh?

[Markiplier]

Trying to seduce me, eh? Yeah, that's good.

[Bob]

That's a, a, a, a. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take that.

[Wade]

How many words was that?

[Bob]

Seven.

[Markiplier]

Oh, was that seven?

[Wade]

I thought.

[Markiplier]

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. You're seven. Sorry, you have six. You have to get six or less.

[Wade]

Now, Mrs. Robinson want to funk me. Funk, funk.

[Bob]

That's seven.

[Markiplier]

That's Mrs. Robinson want to me Robinson. Oh, I thought you said you, Ms. Robinson, want to funk me.

[Wade]

Must be, but I had a horrible, weird roof of mouth lisp.

[Markiplier]

I get the intention. I get the intention. It's borderline, but I'll accept it. That's six.

[Bob]

Going for five, Mrs. Robinson, but you're old.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, I think in the subtext of that quote, I'm pretty sure that there was that. It's called nagging, you know, you really.

[Wade]

That was five words.

[Bob]

That was five.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, that's five.

[Wade]

Fuck me, but married.

[Markiplier]

Oh, I think that qualifies. I think it's close. It's close. Because who's married is a bit ambiguous, but if there was context, I'm seeing this in my mind's eye of the movie scene that I haven't watched. I'm pretty sure it's. Yeah, I get it.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Markiplier]

All right, Bob, can you do three?

[Bob]

So I'm in a room. I'm saying this to Mrs. Robinson, I'm assuming. I'm not saying. Yeah, yeah, okay. So I'm looking at her and I start going, you, me, fuck.

[Markiplier]

If you're. If we're allowing the scene to be set, I think so long as the question is there, it's really the interrogative that we're needing here. And I like that it's still there. I can still understand it. Wade, can you give me two?

[Wade]

I'm sitting there across from Mrs. Robinson. Sharing a glass of wine?

[Markiplier]

Yes. Alright.

[Wade]

I take a sip. I look her in the eyes and say, so adultery.

[Markiplier]

Oh, God damn.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Markiplier]

That's great.

[Bob]

I'm sitting across from Mrs. Robinson. We're enjoying a glass of wine. She looks at me and her eyes say, I'm trying to seduce you. And I look at her and my eyes say, but you're my friend's mom and my teacher. And she's looking at me and her eyes say, yes, and. And I look her dead in her eyes that have said so much. And I say, okay.

[Markiplier]

No, that's. That's past the interrogative. I was with you all the way up until you agreed.

[Bob]

She asked. She asked and I.

[Markiplier]

The asking was the quote. You got. You. You were so close.

[Wade]

I got the no word. It's.

[Bob]

Just.

[Wade]

Yeah.

[Markiplier]

No, no, no. All right. I'm giving it to Wade.

[Wade]

I was with us, Bob, but I'll take it.

[Bob]

Whose side are you on?

[Wade]

Ours.

[Bob]

Oh, okay.

[Markiplier]

You want to do cumulative points here? How's it gonna go?

[Bob]

No, I was just trying to make sure he advocates for himself. I'll take a. I'll take an easy win.

[Wade]

Communal me. When I think of communal points.

[Markiplier]

Okay, Bob, it's back to you. You are going to have a quote from. I'll give you a choice. You either get Forrest Gump or Planet of the Apes.

[Bob]

Oh, Forrest Gump.

[Markiplier]

This is a long one. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Mama always said life is. Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. 17.

[Bob]

Jesus.

[Markiplier]

I know. So we've done a 17 before in.

[Bob]

The last round, I think.

[Markiplier]

All right.

[Bob]

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you'll get. 16.

[Markiplier]

Technically, yes. I love it, Wade.

[Wade]

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what's there.

[Markiplier]

All right. 15. That's good. Actually, that's 14. You never know what's there.

[Wade]

Was that it?

[Markiplier]

You never know what's there.

[Bob]

That's what I said.

[Markiplier]

Oh, you're down to 14. Okay. You skipped one. That's good.

[Bob]

Mama always said life is a box of chocolates. What's going to happen?

[Wade]

13.

[Markiplier]

That's great. Okay, I got it. I got it. Okay.

[Wade]

Mama said life's like chocolates. What's there?

[Markiplier]

Oh, God. Jeez. All right, all right, all right.

[Bob]

Okay. Seven.

[Markiplier]

I think it's still technically there. Mama said something, you know. You don't know. I like it seven. We've just jumped a bunch.

[Bob]

Okay. Mama said life's like chocolates. Choose wisely.

[Markiplier]

Mama said life's like chocolates.

[Bob]

Oh, wait, is that seven? I did seven, didn't I? Ah, so close. Damn it. Why can't I count to six?

[Wade]

I think the longer ones are harder because, like, my brain's still also on the longer number.

[Markiplier]

I had. I had a short one. I don't know if it counts, but I was just gonna go. Mama love chocolates. I don't think it counts for the second part, but anyway. All right. Well done, Wade. You're. You're pulling away with it. All right, so we've been going for 30 minutes. I want to activate our sleeper bonus round for an experiment. If it works, it'll be good. If it doesn't, we'll go back to this one. We're going to do the opposite. I've got some short quotes here. I want you to add a word.

[Wade]

Oh, fuck.

[Markiplier]

Until it becomes unintelligible to the original meaning of the quote. Okay, Wade, you're going to go first. Your quote is from the Shining. The pivotal moment when he axes the door, sticks his face and goes, here's Johnny. Add a word.

[Wade]

Here I, Johnny am.

[Bob]

Oh, God, the.

[Markiplier]

Wait.

[Wade]

Did I add too many?

[Bob]

You added two words, but whatever.

[Markiplier]

Sure. Here I, Johnny am. Yep. I don't know if I can count that one, man.

[Wade]

What do you mean? It's very obvious and clear. You know who's there? It's Johnny.

[Markiplier]

He announced it. Here I, comma Johnny, comma am.

[Wade]

You know, me and my commas.

[Markiplier]

You love your commas. All right, Bob, are you gonna accept that? I'll. I'll accept it if you do.

[Bob]

That's fine. That's fine.

[Markiplier]

Give me five or more, I guess.

[Bob]

Here I am. I'm Johnny.

[Markiplier]

I like grammatically correct.

[Bob]

Well, if we're. If we're just making sure that we know who Johnny is in the seed. I just want to stick with that theme.

[Markiplier]

That is the crucial information. Who it is and where they are.

[Wade]

What was your quote again? What was it?

[Bob]

Here I am. I'm Johnny.

[Wade]

Here I am. I am Johnny.

[Markiplier]

All right, Six.

[Bob]

Johnny's here. In the hole in the door.

[Markiplier]

In the hole in the door.

[Wade]

8.

[Markiplier]

That's great.

[Wade]

Coming in the hole in the door.

[Markiplier]

Johnny is.

[Wade]

What are you talking.

[Markiplier]

The torch. Why did he talk like that?

[Bob]

Hey, he's unhinged. At this point in the movie, He's. He's fully crazy.

[Markiplier]

Was it coming in the hole in the door?

[Bob]

Yes.

[Markiplier]

Or. I Think it was nine? I'm pretty sure, Bob. If you accept that.

[Wade]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Look out. I'm coming through the door. It's me, Johnny. I got 11. That's 10.

[Markiplier]

Oh. 11. Look out. It's me coming through the door. It's Johnny. I counted 10, but it's still more. He got nine last time.

[Bob]

Oh, it might have been 10. I can't count for shit.

[Markiplier]

All right, Wade, do you have more in you? We're getting a little far, but I think maybe land it.

[Wade]

Entering through the hole in the door. It is I, your man, Johnny.

[Markiplier]

It is I. I love your commas. Your. Your friend, your man.

[Bob]

Your man, Johnny.

[Markiplier]

Your man, Johnny. Thirteen, technically. All right, Bob. Yours to lose.

[Bob]

Oh.

[Wade]

Whoa.

[Bob]

Hey, it worked. Look. Hole in the door.

[Markiplier]

Ah.

[Bob]

It's me, Johnny. I'm coming. 20.

[Wade]

Oh, wa. Jeez, it worked.

[Markiplier]

It's like Morty just.

[Bob]

Hitting the door.

[Markiplier]

I'm coming in. Whoa.

[Bob]

Look out.

[Wade]

What it.

[Bob]

I'm coming in. It's me, Johnny.

[Markiplier]

Oh, man. I think it was like 19 or 20 or something like that. Wait, I'm not sure what the number is, but got more.

[Wade]

Dear wife, Wendy Torrance, it is I, Jack Torrance, AKA Johnny, your husband, coming in through the hole in the door. I've got an axe and I've lost my mind.

[Markiplier]

Bah.

[Bob]

I don't know why, but this time I'm gonna start with the axe. Coming through the door. Just to give my. Get myself back in the scene. This is getting too silly. You will not guess what I just had to deal with with those fucking elevators. A hallway full of blood. What the shit? Anyways, babe, I'm here. It's me, Johnny.

[Wade]

I think.

[Bob]

Yeah. Are we still communicating the message of the original quote?

[Wade]

I don't know if the mood is the same, but, man, the message is clear.

[Bob]

Does it still need to be scary?

[Markiplier]

Because, wait, I'll leave it up to you. If that feels in the same vein, I think I'm inclined to give it. Can you surpass? I don't even know what the count is anymore, but I think it was more than yours.

[Wade]

Oh, I've got this.

[Markiplier]

All right, I'm ready.

[Wade]

Wendy, I've been writing this book for what feels like months and getting nowhere. I'm losing my mind. It's been all work, no play, and I've not even gotten to talk to you.

[Markiplier]

It's me, Johnny.

[Bob]

Why are yours like voicemails.

[Wade]

If you need to call me back?

[Markiplier]

My number. Now, Wade, I would love to accept that, but you missed a crucial piece of information no. Where he was. You didn't say. You said, it's me, Johnny.

[Wade]

I did not.

[Markiplier]

You didn't say where Johnny was.

[Wade]

Johnny was writing. But where Johnny is.

[Markiplier]

Where Johnny is. I think we lost it. Which means Wendy has no spatial recognition.

[Wade]

She can't see me and. No, I'm there.

[Markiplier]

She's around the corner.

[Bob]

She doesn't even see him. She doesn't see him. She's up on the wall. He could be. He could be here. He could be there.

[Wade]

Damn it, I forgot it. Is I holding the ax that you see? Any kind of clarification would be great.

[Markiplier]

Okay. In the. In the essence of trying to keep these episodes just a smidge shorter, I am going to call it. There. That was very fun, but well done, guys. That was very funny.

[Bob]

I like. I think I like making them longer. I think that's an excellent twist.

[Markiplier]

That's good. Again, Amy had that idea.

[Bob]

I was about to have quite the story for. For Wendy as to how. How I arrived at the bathroom and why it was me, Johnny, who was there.

[Markiplier]

Look, I could do another one. I mean, I've got such a huge list, but if you want to.

[Bob]

Oh, we should just play this again. I like this game a lot. It's a fun game.

[Wade]

Cool.

[Markiplier]

We'll do this one more time, and we'll mix it up with shorter. We'll do like a shorter and then a longer and. Or two shorters. Longer. We'll play it up like that.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Markiplier]

We have to go out there because busy stuff happening, you know, as always. But pretty soon here. And then, obviously with Christmas break, I think this year is the first time we're actually going to take a little time off. Right?

[Bob]

Yep.

[Markiplier]

Do you know when we're doing that?

[Bob]

December 26, December 29 and January 2 are going to be the dates that we will not have episodes. So that is the day after Christmas, the Monday between Christmas and New Year's, and then the day after New Year's. So we're basically taking, like, almost two weeks off there. But then January 5th, which is a Monday, we shall be back.

[Markiplier]

Yeah. Just so everyone knows. So there will be a small gap in episodes over the Christmas break. It will be necessary because all these editors have been overworked in terms of getting these episodes out last minute. So big push to our editors, and thank you so much to all our listeners. But to wrap this episode up, the points are as follows. Bob, the moving wormholes. You got a point for that? USB standards/printer woes. Talking about that with me. You got the Mom. Bestie. And you got. Here's Johnny in the game. Wade, you got lemming around. Can you do that? The sound you made before. Yeah. Lemon round. Which part?

[Wade]

Love you.

[Markiplier]

In response to Bob saying, that doesn't sound like your mom. Very funny. So adultery I thought was very funny. I give you a bonus point for that. In addition to winning Mrs. Robin. Why did I write Mrs. Robin Hood?

[Bob]

Close enough.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, close enough. And then chocolates. So you are going into the final round with five points. So it is four to five, Bob. Wade. Wade is in the lead with one.

[Bob]

I would say you could add, like, quoted the most, like movies or tv, but I don't know that we do that that much.

[Markiplier]

Let's do something a little out there. Let's say sneezed this episode. Let's say sneezed the most. Just in case more than one person sneezed.

[Wade]

Gotta start keeping some pepper by my desk.

[Bob]

Yeah, you gotta get. Just make sure you get those sneezes in there.

[Markiplier]

All right.

[Bob]

But before we spin the fun wheel, we have to spin the wheel that usually lands on three. Don't be. No.

[Markiplier]

And it's three.

[Bob]

It's almost usually three.

[Markiplier]

You think the developers of this website know that we're using it and they weight your wheels in particular, they're fans.

[Bob]

And they're just like, in here manipulating it, like. Yeah, he's got the wheel up. Let's see. Let's make something funny happen.

[Wade]

I hope so.

[Bob]

Spin one of one. Best million dollar idea. I had the million dollar idea of letting all other forms of USB die and just letting everyone commit to using USB.

[Wade]

C. I contributed no financial ideas whatsoever.

[Markiplier]

That is technically. Bob is correct in terms of the USB industry. Must be a million. At least. A million dollar industry.

[Bob]

I didn't pitch it as a million dollar idea, but I think that would be a million dollar idea. And I think everyone would really love whoever made that happen.

[Wade]

Plus, that ties it up with two spins to go, which is scary for Mark. Let's do it.

[Markiplier]

All right. No, no, no. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. Plus one to Bob.

[Bob]

All right. Spin two of three.

[Wade]

One of one, two of three. Can't we just do a three time?

[Bob]

My ass.

[Markiplier]

Hey, there we go. Bob Got it.

[Bob]

Just to say my ass.

[Wade]

You said it twice.

[Markiplier]

That is. That is what it is. And I. I knew we had some options that were like, you have to say something as soon as it lands. That's why I've always been very attentive of what they are, because I've been waiting for it.

[Bob]

This is the first time that' I.

[Wade]

Didn'T even think about saying. I just thought about what it meant.

[Markiplier]

Whatever you do, don't get a point. Don't get a point.

[Wade]

Don't call it a comeback.

[Bob]

SPIN 3 of 5.

[Wade]

Oh, we're all in our normal locations.

[Bob]

Oh, we're all in our normal offices.

[Markiplier]

I mean, technically, Bob's a different.

[Bob]

But I mean, this is my new. This is where I will always be.

[Markiplier]

We'll respin this one.

[Bob]

Spin four or five. Got big slap.

[Markiplier]

Oh, man. You guys have made me.

[Bob]

It was pretty funny.

[Markiplier]

It was pretty good. I did.

[Wade]

Adultery was my best moment. Which is a weird thing to say out loud.

[Markiplier]

I was about to go, no, that wasn't the funniest moment.

[Bob]

Is that really the one you were gonna say?

[Markiplier]

Yeah, because I gave an extra point for it.

[Bob]

You did give a bonus point to that.

[Markiplier]

There was one point where I actually like, like hit the table laughing. But I. I can't remember if it was that or in the small talk.

[Wade]

I don't remember. I just know if my best moment was so adultery. I don't know if I don't what Bob's best is, but that was my best.

[Bob]

There was a pretty good laugh because Kiss Wade was like. And mom said I love or says I love you. And I was like, I know your mom doesn't say that. And technically Wade kind of got the laugh. But that was my joke, I think.

[Markiplier]

Yeah, I think it does go to Wade, which is. Puts us in a precarious situation. Us all in a precarious situation. Because that means it's six to six.

[Wade]

Oh, God. We have to hope that we don't have time to build a one man show. I have to hope against this on it now.

[Markiplier]

All right, well, this is what. Don't worry, it won't be that we're going to the tiewheel.

[Wade]

What are the odds?

[Bob]

Hey, Wade. I sent you a chat. Just between you and me in the. In the recording chat.

[Markiplier]

Oh, no.

[Bob]

So it needs to be Bob and Wade. Oh, that reset it. Fuck you, you fucking thing. It was like 67, I want to say.

[Wade]

Yeah, six, seven.

[Markiplier]

It was more than that for sure, because the last thing added a bunch. I think it was about there, like 81 before. And then we add 6%.

[Bob]

This is. Yeah, well, this is degrees, right? So 6 degrees is like a couple percent.

[Markiplier]

No. Yeah, we add 2% each time, but that translates to a different number. Oh, why have we not written this down? Why is it in 360 degree weights.

[Wade]

I think early. I think low 80s. Sounds right.

[Markiplier]

I think. Yeah. And then we add from here, so I think it starts at 81 ish.

[Bob]

And then we add 2% of 360 is 7.2. So like I. If I add 7 degrees. Yeah, that should be about the right weight.

[Markiplier]

Make it an even 90 just to just. So any naysayers out there can't really say we're cheating anything. So that's a 1/4 chance now.

[Bob]

Good grief.

[Markiplier]

No way. Watch this. I'm gonna close my eyes.

[Wade]

Oh, no. Still spinning.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Markiplier]

All right. Congratulations, Bob. I didn't see how close it was. Don't tell me. Tie winner, Bob.

[Bob]

Way to go, Bob.

[Markiplier]

Way to go. Big win towards there. Coming from behind to get the tie and the bonus points. And then the tie wheel made you the victor. Congratulations. Beautiful winner speech.

[Bob]

Oh, it's a great time to be Bob. I thought I. This was a fun game. I like this game. Wade did really well today and kind of spanked me at the actual game. But who needs to win a thing to get the episode win? I don't need to beat Wade to beat him. I'll just win. That's what I like to do. I just like leave it up to chase chance. I've never been screwed over by a wheel or a coin flip. I prefer to leave things up to chance. That's the way I live my life. So I got what I deserved on this one. And I expect I will continue to get exactly what I deserve as time goes on and I have nothing but happy thoughts and lovely memories of all the times I've won and not been at all screwed over by wheel spins and other games of chance. So I love it. Just great. Just great.

[Markiplier]

Great.

[Bob]

I love it.

[Markiplier]

All right, well said. Loser speech.

[Wade]

It was hard fought. I gave it my all. I got the biggest laugh according to the points, but it just wasn't quite enough to overcome Bob's wheel luck. I'm sad about it, I'm upset about it, I'm depressed about it. And I'm gonna need some. Some help from you boys to get over this. So. Adultery.

[Bob]

For listeners who are not watching the podcast, Wade just pulled a cigar from somewhere off screen and now the cigar won't go out. It's a fake cigar. And God knows the last time you put that thing in your mouth, I can only imagine how it smells.

[Wade]

I just opened it.

[Bob]

You open it for that bit.

[Markiplier]

The odor. The odorers out there are reeling. Their cars are swerving all over the road.

[Wade]

It's supposed to go off when your tongue's not on it. I'm a little concerned.

[Markiplier]

All right, well, thank you, everybody so much for joining this podcast. We are going to be on vacation, but not just yet. We've got another couple episodes before then. But so, you know, the 26, the whatevers, and the second we're not going to be here.

[Bob]

Those are the ones. 26, 29. And the second. Those are the ones.

[Wade]

I can't believe it's December whatevers already.

[Markiplier]

Wake up, wake up. It's whatever's day.

[Bob]

It's the whatevers of March. Oh, no.

[Wade]

Beware the what Timers of March.

[Markiplier]

All right, well, thank you. Be sure to follow the podcast. And then next year.

[Wade]

Oh, boy.

[Markiplier]

Howdy. Are we gonna hit you with the content or something?

[Bob]

I don't know.

[Markiplier]

Anyway, bobblehost, next one. I've been your host for this one. Wade's been your loser for this one. May he have luck in the next podcast out.

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