Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)

Summary

Distractible – “Wade’s/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)” Release Date: November 24, 2025 Hosts: Bob Muyskens, Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes

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Episode Overview

This episode brings the return of the beloved “Word Game” (hotter/colder edition), as Bob hosts a night of ridiculous word association, small talk tangents, and shameless ribbing between Bob, Wade, and Markiplier. The trio falls quickly into their signature banter: technical woes, life updates, and absurd arguments—before launching into the titular word challenge. As always, points, pride, and honor are at stake, though the rules seem ever-fluid. Longtime fans will find comfort in the chaos, antics, and unexpected sincerity of three friends just trying to outsmart, outguess, and out-distract each other.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Small Talk & Catching Up ([03:40]–[13:00])

• The hosts begin with playful updates on personal lives, setups, and gripes.
• Moving Woes: Mark reflects on the universal pain of moving homes and resetting tech setups.
  • Quote [12:44] Mark: "If you're out on the subreddit or wherever, on the YouTube comments, wherever you are, if you like moving, leave a comment so we can all ridicule you for being a fucking insane person because nobody likes it, guaranteed."
• Monitor & Tech Complaints: The group vents frustrations over modern tech hardware, dead monitors, and unreliable displays.
  • Mark champions his new Samsung OLED.
  • Wade laments his ASUS OLED’s bizarre “initialization” failures ([08:00]).
  • Bob reminisces about the glory days of Drunk Minecraft and tech upgrades ([09:13]).
• Airline Loyalty: Brief tangent on airline status and travel gripes, especially about Delta vs. Frontier ([11:12]).

2. Reminiscing on Old Tech & Sound Mixers ([15:26])

• Nostalgia for the GOXLR era—voice changers, audio buttons, and fun features lost in today's “streamlined” devices.
  • Quote [16:09] Wade: "Remember the auto tune sneeze? The auto tune sneeze. You can't do that anymore."

3. Knives at the Desk ([18:04])

• A quick check: do all podcasters keep multiple knives handy at their desks?
  • Quote [18:07] Mark: "Do you not have multiple knives just at your desk, ready to go?"

4. Exercise & Walking ([22:07])

• Bob shares newfound walking habits with his wife Molly.
• Mark advises it’s good for longevity, referencing Japan’s walking culture.

5. Game Introduction: “Wade’s/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)” ([23:23])

• The hosts re-introduce their “hotter/colder” word-guessing game:
  • One person thinks of a word; the other guesses, receiving “hotter” or “colder” guidance.
  • Detour as Mandy gets a nod for her contributions to the game (a fan reference), and a tangent on photorealism in games leads to the immortal phrase:
    • Quote [25:14] Wade: "I just watched a YouTube video, big real dick fungus."

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Highlight: The Word Game Rounds & Banter

First Round – Mark Guessing Wade’s Word: “Scalpel” → “Fish” ([27:34] – [28:33])

• A relatively smooth sequence with plenty of word leaps and laughs, culminating in Mark nailing the answer.
  • Quote [28:33] Mark: “Ding ding ding. Motherfucker. That's how you play that game. You're welcome.”

Second Round – Mark Guessing Wade’s Word: “Shoe” → “Vacation” ([29:25] – [35:08])

• Mark gets spectacularly lost as Wade struggles to guide him gracefully.
  • Mark circles unrelated concepts: “song”, “lightbulb”, “diarrhea,” leading Wade to plead, “I'm really not trying to lead you astray. I want you to win so badly.” ([32:42])
  • Ends with laughter at the game’s inherent nonsense.

Third Round – Wade Guessing Mark’s Word: “Remote” → “Lens” ([36:14] – [41:10])

• Wade jumps between music, hands, irons, science, TV, computers, eyes, contacts, and more, until finally stumbling upon “lens.”
  • The circuitous route is acknowledged as hilariously off-track and part of the episode’s charm.
  • Quote [41:05] Mark: "I think I was part of the problem there. I'm not gonna lie."

Fourth Round – Mark Guessing Wade's Word: “Tea” → “Couch” ([42:35]–[43:51])

• Mark impressively guesses “couch” from the word “TV” onward by keying into at-home leisure.
  • Quote [43:51] Bob: “Nicely done.”

Absurd Tangents and In-Jokes Throughout the Game

• Big Real Dick Fungus (BRDF) and graphical realism ([25:14], [25:48])
• Cincinnati in-jokes, “three ways,” Ohio stereotypes ([44:20])
• Points arbitrarily awarded, removed, and hot-potatoed by the host ([44:48], [45:24])
• The “Winner’s Wheel” and “Coin of Fairness” is introduced, featuring a 3D-printed coin indistinguishable on both sides, which almost derails the show ([49:00]–[50:09]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Listener Feedback:
  • [05:17] Wade: “We will burn Wade alive for daring to steal our win... then the next episode came out... Wade represented us so good. A genius of us. None will compare.”
• On Buttons Gone from Modern Tech:
  • [16:51] Mark: “It’s like an instrument—you have buttons on the shaft... Where are all the buttons?”
• Classic Distractible Dynamic:
  • [45:24] Mark: "What are you adding to the whirl, oh glorious host?"
• Awarding Points:
  • [44:05] Bob: “…which leaves you both tied at four going into the wheel.”

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Important Timestamps

• [03:40] – Episode gets underway, Bob as host
• [08:00] – Wade’s ASUS OLED woes
• [12:44] – Mark trashes moving
• [15:26] – Remembering the GOXLR era
• [25:14] – “Big Real Dick Fungus” tangent
• [27:34] – First round of the Word Game starts
• [32:42] – Wade: “I'm really not trying to lead you astray. I want you to win so badly.”
• [41:05] – Mark: “I think I was part of the problem there.”
• [43:51] – Mark guesses “couch” correctly
• [44:48] – Points tied at 4; “Winner’s Wheel” setup
• [49:00] – 3D printed “Coin of Fairness”; realization it’s the same on both sides
• [51:24] – Mark awarded the episode win; winner/loser speeches

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Episode Tone & Atmosphere

The trademark Distractible chemistry is in full force: slightly chaotic, self-aware, and peppered with affectionate insults. Everyone takes technical gripes, failures to guess, and point-dodging with knowing laughter. In-jokes (Ohio, Drunk Minecraft, knives, “my big rotten dick”) abound. The hosts' willingness to be the butt of a joke or let a tangent spiral demonstrates genuine friendship and ease—making even the silliest segments warm and inviting for longtime fans and newcomers alike.

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Summary Takeaway

If you enjoy Distractible for the flowing banter, absurd game mechanics, and the familiar chaos of three friends derailing each other at every turn, this episode delivers that in spades. Whether discussing defunct tech, regional quirks, or just who said “warmer” too many times, Wade, Bob, and Mark keep distractions delightfully engaging.

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Listen For:

• Ridiculous word associations and the suffering of the “hotter/colder” guessing game
• Ongoing jokes about Ohio, Cincinnati, and “couch” culture
• Unrivaled self-deprecation and bonus points for creative insults
• The ever-evolving, rarely-enforced Distractible game rules
• Tech complaints that will resonate with anyone who’s ever owned a monitor…or three

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Closing Words ([51:24]–[52:17])

• Mark: “Oh, I love winning! It feels so good—I ruined my pants because the joy of winning was too good. Thank you, Bob.”
• Bob: “…Watching the wheel approach one man's show and then just real quick also made me hate it. And I messed up my pants.”
• Bob (sign-off): “Podcast out.”

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Transcript

[Wade]

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[Bob]

Facebook is the only way I keep track of like a lot of my family members around the holidays. We're all like nostalgic and remembering like the time that we could all fit under while and so we all reach out like, oh, have these stories and such, which is actually really, really nice.

[Mark]

But you know, it's even better than that things. Facebook Marketplace is my favorite, but it's even more fun when I have to go visit my stupid parents around the holidays and I can pull up Facebook Marketplace and see what's for sale around their house.

[Bob]

I caught up with a friend I hadn't talked to.

[Wade]

What'd you buy?

[Bob]

A few moments of their time.

[Wade]

You had to pay for that.

[Mark]

Lame.

[Wade]

Let's reconnect this holiday season with.

[Mark]

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[Wade]

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[Wade]

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[Bob]

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[Narrator/Announcer]

Listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, walking Wade slaughters his screens, plays sounds, then retreads a wonderful format. Button bashing Bob mashes Mrs. Rabbit roasts relocation and shows off his multiple desk blades. Midget Mark assaults Arsus and his bald buddy glazes Delta and Nippon, then brutally stomps Bob from Rolling Stones to killing couches ass. It's time for Wade's Bob's Mandy's word game featuring Markiplier. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

[Bob]

Hey, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host because apparently I won the last one, which I definitely remember doing because I've got a great memory now I'm joined, as always, by my friends whose names I remember and I definitely don't have written down Mark and Bob. How's it going, boys?

[Mark]

Not much has really changed since the last time we did this, hasn't?

[Bob]

You guys look like you're in your normal locations. Yeah, everything looks absolutely normal.

[Wade]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Wade]

Why are you still the same Mr. Gathers?

[Mark]

Moths?

[Bob]

Because I'm busy gathering moths. They ate my hair. Now they're eating my life.

[Mark]

Moths. Or I think Mark meant moss.

[Wade]

It's what I intended.

[Bob]

I can't read, so I didn't know what he said.

[Wade]

I shape every letter with my lips. You better read them, Bob.

[Bob]

You, like, fill out your camera. I feel so short next to you.

[Mark]

Yeah, something is different. I thought I set it back up the same. I'm in a new room. For anyone who's a listener, this is different. It's still kind of purple, but it's. I thought I set it up the same. Something looks different. I feel like my forehead looks bigger. Something's different about this framing. I don't know what it is.

[Wade]

It's fine. You look. You look good. Oh, speaking of listener, you guys must have seen the uproar I saw most.

[Bob]

Of them say, wow, Wade, way to represent us.

[Wade]

I feel like there's a whiplash or two that you missed in that summary of yours. Much like the we will burn Wade alive for daring to steal our win. I remember a lot of that. A lot of that. And then the next episode came out that you hosted. It was like Wade represented us so good. A genius of us. None will compare.

[Bob]

Thankfully, they only burned me from the waist down, so the top half was able to represent.

[Wade]

Good thing I keep my penis up high.

[Bob]

I did not. But now it's deep fried and delicious.

[Wade]

I'm trying to shrink in my. My camera for you, man. Is this helping somehow?

[Mark]

That makes me look even bigger. It's because my head's getting smaller, but my gut is getting bigger.

[Bob]

I should be, like, back here, man. This looks great.

[Wade]

Yeah, you should be farther back. Yeah, you do look good.

[Mark]

Wait, it really slims you down.

[Bob]

I'll just stand.

[Mark]

No, that's a lot of nips. That's a lot of nips.

[Wade]

That's a lot of gray stripes.

[Bob]

You guys got me on a Friday night. Nips out.

[Wade]

I felt like I just lost a Five Nights at Freddy's game, and it's just.

[Bob]

Do they show nips on Freddy's when you lose them?

[Wade]

No, it's like the static.

[Mark]

It's the static when your nips point at me. I hear that scream sound that happens when you get killed in Five Nights at Freddy.

[Bob]

I'm glad we did not try to imp night Five Nights at Freddy's screams.

[Wade]

I'm glad we didn't do that. There's no evidence that that occurred.

[Mark]

I. I'm still sad about all the other things we tried to impersonate, but glad we didn't do that one.

[Bob]

Apparently, we were the only one sad about it. Everyone else seemed to enjoy our great impressions.

[Mark]

Well, I'm glad that they didn't think we should be good at anything.

[Bob]

Everyone out there watching. This is a Friday night that we're recording this. It's unusual for us. I'm not used to doing this at night with you all, much less Friday night. Specifically Friday night. The witching night.

[Wade]

The witching night.

[Mark]

Is that a thing?

[Wade]

I mean, I'm not a witch, so I don't know what a witch would say.

[Mark]

I feel like a witch would say I am a witch.

[Wade]

Yeah, most witches these days, I feel pretty open about their witchery.

[Mark]

We don't burn them anymore. It's cool.

[Bob]

Oh, just me for beating the pants off the listeners.

[Wade]

Sabrina, did you just hear that? Did you hear what he said? He's always doing that. He's always doing that. And you let him get away with it every time.

[Bob]

Listen, I slap my chat like I slapped my community around, and they come back to like, yes, please, more Bald daddy. And I'm like, all right, here's one.

[Wade]

What's that?

[Mark]

What's that meme? The Jesse Pinkman meme.

[Wade]

He can't keep getting away with us, but I do.

[Bob]

And they love me for it.

[Wade]

Till you don't.

[Mark]

I was telling you this before we were recording. I have a new monitor. You guys are. You guys look so much better than you used to look.

[Wade]

Now I don't think that's true for me. I'm pretty sure for me in my low compression undisclosed location with some filter.

[Bob]

No, you look better than ever before.

[Mark]

I mean it still looks better because I literally jumped from a 1080p LCD screen that was seven years old to a modern Samsung OLED. Beautiful 1440 display. It looks so good I forgot video games are supposed to look good and videos could look at beautiful.

[Wade]

I got a, I got a shout out negatively to ASUS for making the most dog shit OLED display I've ever known in my life. I have had one OLED display in my past and I think it was probably like my phone or something. And that's the only OLED I've ever had. And I was like, I should treat myself. You know, working on movies. I'm big, big businessman. Yeah, I got to be real professional. So I buy this one. It was on sale. Not cheap, mind you. OLEDs are not cheap. And this piece of shit once, now up to twice a day will just turn off. It'll give me a message saying it's turning off. It'll be like, screen will be off for initialization. And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? You're, I've been using you for weeks.

[Mark]

Maybe you should initialize it then maybe it'll stop trying to do that. Maybe this is a user error.

[Wade]

I swear, I probably just. Some people just went, oh, oh God. I know that because it's a common thing. If you look it up on this asus, I'm oled. You look up asus bullshit OLED initialization and you're gonna find this OLED display. And the shitty thing is the display is good. Like it looks good, right? Everything else is terrible because to get it back on, you can't just hit the power button. You have to physically unplug it, then re plug it back in for it to decide to work. And usually I'm ah, you're preaching to.

[Bob]

The choir because you're talking to the guy who hasn't had a third monitor. Like sixteen hundred dollars monitors. I've had two for the last Six months because Windows updated and I had to update a graphics card. And all of a sudden that monitor, it's, it's done.

[Mark]

I'm not gonna downplay how much money you spend on those monitors and how painfully stupid it is that this is an issue that you're running into. They do sell other monitors. I just want to throw that out there like, like on some level this is the car situation all over again. Because I acknowledge that it's. That's an expensive. You could sell that monitor, give it to a friend or somewhere. Like, I don't know if Molly needs another monitor.

[Bob]

They are covered in so much saliva at this point that only someone weird from our community would want them.

[Mark]

There's got to be a third monitor out there for your specific needs.

[Bob]

When we first started Drunk Minecraft, Mark helped me get like my first monitor. That lasted me till I think like 2016. And then I upgraded and I was like, oh, look at these monitors. I've got three monitors. And those lasted me until I've got these. I've only bought monitors by myself twice. And the first time went great. Lasted me a long time. And then I was like, you know what? I'm going to buy three just top of the line monitors. Last me another 10 years, it'll be worth it. Apparently that's not how things work now. Three 4K monitors.

[Wade]

I used to think that he was just tech illiterate. No, he's right. Shit sucks now. Yeah.

[Bob]

Wait, what was that first part?

[Wade]

Shit, he's right. I thought he was just a dumb piece of shit dumbass. Do know nothing about tech. Backwards thinking, bald headed and assed dumbass. But he's actually pretty smart, you know?

[Bob]

Unrelated, you just reminded me I need to keep track of points. That's so crazy.

[Wade]

You're welcome. I'll take them. Thank you.

[Bob]

Mark.

[Mark]

You, you just earned so many points.

[Wade]

I know, because it's all about the Delta, right? You got to get the Delta. You know the difference. The Delta differ. I'm a Diamond Delta member.

[Mark]

Have I mentioned that I fly United?

[Bob]

I'm gold at this point, I think, I think I'm gold. Medallion gold.

[Mark]

I think the only airline that still services Cincinnati is Delta, so I don't really have a choice. Delta and Southwest and all those other ones that are kind of sketchy seeming to me that I'm sure they're fine.

[Wade]

But you could fly in the overhead bins in Frontier.

[Bob]

I flew Frontier once and I was like, can I get some water? And they're like, that'll be the cost of a normal Delta ticket. I was like, never mind. I think I'm good.

[Wade]

Okay, let's be honest. Delta tickets, they're expensive, but, oh, man, there was a TikTok about this, like, different airlines, and I was like, oh, no, they're gonna roast my airline. But they made Delta, like, the extremely seductive one. It's like, you're so right. You're so right. You're so fucking expensive. But, God, you're right.

[Bob]

Delta's like the Jessica Rabbit, but, like, in order to talk to her, you have to spend at least 5,000 bucks.

[Mark]

You're just going like this, like the real Jessica Rabbit.

[Wade]

Well, no, she was loyal to her husband. She couldn't be bought. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. The deep lore of Jessica Rabbit, she married.

[Bob]

I don't know anything about Jessica Rabbit.

[Wade]

Married? Yes. Yes, she's married. Wait, you didn't know that?

[Bob]

I don't know anything about Jessica Rabbit other than who Framed Roger Rabbit?

[Mark]

I thought that was her brother. Just because they have the same last name doesn't mean they're married. Come on now.

[Wade]

You're right.

[Mark]

Trying really hard not to complain about moving because it's not interesting, but moving is not fun. And that's all I have to say. I think everyone agrees. If. If you're out on the subreddit or wherever, on the YouTube comments, wherever you are, if you like moving, leave a comment so we can all ridicule. You'll ridicule you for being a fucking insane person because nobody likes it, guaranteed.

[Wade]

There was. Okay, There was a time in my life where I actually did like moving.

[Mark]

Boo.

[Wade]

Hold on. Hold on. You giving yourself a point for booing? What are you. What do you.

[Mark]

Wait, hold.

[Bob]

I'm about to. I'm about to write. How about to write.

[Mark]

I was just like, boo. That was funny.

[Wade]

I'm just kidding.

[Mark]

Two points for me if I took.

[Wade]

A picture of every, like, place I had moved solo in my time in la. You know, the subreddit, male living spaces. Yeah, yeah, it was like that. My. But my recording desk was like this glowing obelisk in the corner, and then my ramshackle bullshit clothes and. And furniture was off the side. I don't know what it was, but I was enamored with this idea of, like, oh, a fre. This will be perfect. I just dumped all my old furniture into that storage unit that doesn't exist in my mind. Gone forever. Never have to worry about that again, and I'll just start over. Ikea, this and That I love going to that first target run where you get like your air freshener. It's like, this is going to be different. Here's my dish soap. I'm going to use. Clunk.

[Mark]

You keep that same bottle for the whole two years you live there. You're moving out with a 95% full bottle of dish soap you bought on your first day. Like, man, I really thought I was going to this time.

[Wade]

Into the dumpster, down the chute, shoom, clung, clang, bang. Maybe it'll clean the trash on the way down. You're welcome.

[Mark]

No, no. You know what? When I didn't have shit, when my only belongings that I really cared about were like my TV and my Xbox and maybe my computer, even though mostly I had shit computers until. Well, until you bought me one when we were doing drunk Minecraft. Pretty much. Well, yeah, moving was okay because I never expected to have anything and it was always, let me bring these three things over to the new house. And then I guess if I can find a bed or something, like, fuck, whatever, who cares? But the more. The more you have stuff. Like my whole. This setup where we do. Where we work. God, I'm so fucking sick of tearing this thing down. I don't. Because I'm like, I have all my stuff that works. I don't want new things. I want my things. Taken me so long to find all the specific little pieces of tech where I'm like, this works well enough. I'll just live with it.

[Wade]

It's. It's, you know, blows. My mind is like, there was. There was an era when all of us had these mixers where we could do voice changers and we could have sound effects ready. Like, the goxlr era was great, and then it was replaced with dog shit. Absolute terrible things that just didn't work right out of the box.

[Mark]

I literally am one bad, like, audio day away from just setting the goxlr back up. You. You have to jank it together to get. Because I do two PC setup and you have to like patch things in and out and blah. Don't even care. It is still the most feature rich, the most useful. Yes, yes, I could do that. Fucking alien.

[Wade]

Remember the auto tune sneeze? The auto tune sneeze. You can't do that anymore.

[Mark]

You know, this is making me second guess. That was the. The Logitech headset had buttons on the side that had filters and that was.

[Bob]

Hey, guys, it's me.

[Mark]

Oh, wait, no, the auto tune sneeze. Was that later?

[Wade]

Was that goxlr that was goxlr.

[Bob]

Yeah, I think it was.

[Wade]

And now everything's just bad. I mean, this is a beacon, and I think it's fine. But also, I. It like it. It's very nice to be able to portable it, but I.

[Mark]

Why can't it do anything fun?

[Bob]

Exactly right.

[Wade]

Why can't I have buttons right here? It does all the processing. You know, a button. I want to play it like a flute.

[Mark]

It's like an instrument. You have buttons on the. On the shaft. You have buttons on. What if you had a cable? What? The USB cable. What if it had. You know how they used to have controls for, like, your. Your audio on the cable of your headphones, where you could, like, turn the volume. If you just had a string of buttons on the cable to the thing, and you're like, this is my. This voice. This is my mute button. This is. Where are all the buttons?

[Wade]

I don't know, man. I feel like tech has just taken a turn of such streamlining that things are. They don't have other features. They don't put them in.

[Bob]

You don't need all the buttons. Whenever. Every video is only six seconds long, though.

[Mark]

I feel like whenever I Google it too, it's always like, oh, yeah, we're definitely. We're gonna add voice filters right now. We have the basic functionality. They never do. It's a lie. This is. This is very relatable stuff that we're complaining about here. Everybody hates their sound mixer, I think.

[Wade]

I think they do. I think there's a lot more people that have dabbled in streaming now than you think. I mean, that's.

[Mark]

That's definitely true. That's true.

[Wade]

Yeah. I thought I was alone here, and. Fine.

[Bob]

Does somebody, like, walk by just staring at you? You just have a knife?

[Wade]

Yeah. Just in case. Yes, I have a knife. Why do you not have a knife?

[Mark]

Do you not have multiple knives just at your desk, ready to go?

[Wade]

I only. I only have the one. And this is only because I. I can't find my main knife.

[Mark]

Wait, do you not just have a plethora? Here, Wade, take one of my knives. Wade.

[Bob]

Thanks, man.

[Wade]

Man. The editors are never going to be able to edit that in. You had it. You had the part where it went into you, towards you. You didn't expose it when you get stabbed. Here, throw me a knife.

[Bob]

So does that mean Bob wins this episode?

[Wade]

Does.

[Mark]

Does dying mean losing or winning? I sort of thought if you die during an episode, you might win. Oh. Oh, there you go.

[Wade]

See, that's how you do it. That's how you put the editors to work on this episode. They have to turn around.

[Mark]

Others do nothing. Don't help him.

[Bob]

I did intend on keeping this one shorter. For that reason. We kept saying we're gonna do short episodes. We're like, guys, we're gonna do a few short episodes. And then all of them were still 50 to 60 minutes long last time. So.

[Mark]

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[Wade]

Yeah, we basically don't leave the Internet ever.

[Bob]

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[Wade]

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[Bob]

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[Mark]

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[Bob]

Is this a hint for holiday gift idea?

[Mark]

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[Bob]

This episode is brought to you by Uber. You know that feeling when someone shows up for you when you need it most? Yeah, we all need that sometimes. And Uber knows that. Uber isn't just a ride or a meal delivered. It's showing up no matter what.

[Wade]

I think that might be them knocking on the door and cuz they're, you know, Uber's really good about getting them right to where you are. To them or the FBI? I'm not sure.

[Mark]

Yep.

[Bob]

But it really matters. Whatever it is, you show up where there's a will. We're on our way. Uber on our way. Download the app today. So you guys ready to play a game?

[Mark]

Nah, I'm ready.

[Bob]

I win.

[Wade]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Bob]

I'm ready.

[Mark]

I'm ready.

[Wade]

I'm ready. Oh, wait, no, no, stop. I saw a concert.

[Mark]

You texted us the name of that concert. I don't know who the fuck that is. What is that?

[Wade]

You don't know David Byrne? Letting the days go by? Water Going underground.

[Mark]

No. Okay, I know that. So yeah, once in a lifetime.

[Wade]

Yeah, he's like in his 80s. He. He hasn't toured in a long time and he. He's got a new one. How old?

[Mark]

Is he 73?

[Wade]

Oh, yeah, man. Oops, sorry.

[Mark]

Well, and he's the. He's the wide suit guy. I do know wide suit guy.

[Wade]

I'm not a huge knowledgeable David Byrne guy. I know there's Talking Heads, which is like that song. Once in a Lifetime is Talking Heads, which. David Byrne is a part of that band. But David Byrne also performs by himself and he performed that song at the concert and also many others. I'm not 100 sure where the delineation is.

[Mark]

So you liked it. I assume that because you. You brought it up.

[Wade]

It was very fun. And I don't often go out. I've been so busy that I haven't had any time. But Amy's bought tickets for this. I mean, any cool thing that I ever do is because of Amy, because she and I was. I was very happy that we were able to actually go out there. And because it's just been such a. Such a sprint and so heavy with things, it was nice to just be able to get out.

[Bob]

And I didn't even mention that. That's the small talk. I didn't you mentioned sprint. I've been going on walks every day for like the last week. For the first time ever, we went on like two to three mile walks. Molly and I.

[Wade]

Like, that's good.

[Mark]

It's. It's not exactly the best weather season in Ohio for that, but that's a very fun. Like, that's a very good hobby. It feels good. It's nice to get out.

[Bob]

It was 70 degrees, then it was 30 degrees and there was snow on the ground.

[Wade]

Did you think this was my thumb.

[Mark]

For listener Spark was just sitting still and a thumbs up bubble popped up next to his face for no fucking reason.

[Wade]

Is there a ghost in here? What the fuck?

[Bob]

He thought he was alone.

[Mark]

Are the thumbs in the room with us?

[Wade]

Walking is one of the thing that. The thing. Wow. Japan, Japan. They live a long time.

[Bob]

Walking is walk, walking, Walking is Japan, Japan.

[Wade]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

Oops.

[Wade]

Walking is very good for you, especially for longevity. They say in Japan, I'm gonna move.

[Bob]

To the game now. But yes, walking good. Been fun. I call this Wade's Bob's Wor. Do you remember the episode we did where Bob gave us a word and then you would say a word that you thought of and you know, you or I would say hotter or colder. We're gonna do that. So I've got a list of at least four different pairs.

[Mark]

That's probably enough. Look, I don't want to be that guy who challenges the Host on his. But I think it'd be more accurate to call it Wade's Bob's Mandy's word game. Just to be clear.

[Bob]

Wade's Bob's Mandy's words game.

[Wade]

Well, now I just feel excluded, you know, featuring markiplier. Oh, Bob, Bob. Speaking of, did you show Mandy that video?

[Mark]

I did. She's been talking to the team about it. Yeah.

[Wade]

So Wade. Okay. Can I stop the game?

[Bob]

Yeah, man, why not?

[Wade]

So did you play the Callisto Protocol? Nope.

[Bob]

I'm familiar with it.

[Mark]

Yeah, I've seen it. I haven't played it.

[Wade]

You know how the characters in that game look really good, right? So there's a video. It's not my video. It's shameless and stolen. But it was really intriguing, actually. Not Your Molly, but 3D Molly brought this video up. Or maybe. Anyway, Callisto Protocol. I didn't know how good it looked until they did a side by side of the picture reference of the actors who play these characters. And my God, that game, if it wasn't in the game because it's destroyed by all the other things around the characters that are not photorealistic. It is identical. And I, I mean I fucking. Because they changed up how they do their BRDFs. What does that mean? Don't fucking ask me. I don't know. I just watched a YouTube video, big real dick fungus.

[Bob]

That's it.

[Wade]

He's got it. Everyone's been getting their big real dick fungus all wrong. People been doing it on old big real dick fungus data from the 1790s, when in reality some small dick fake plant. Anyway, they've been doing it wrong. So Mandy's gonna look up the big real dick fake data real good AI into that and fix it.

[Bob]

And if you guys want to check out real good AI, here's the link.

[Wade]

The funny thing is the. My first question, a lot of people first question was like, hey, can we have their, their, their BRDFs, their big real fake dicks? Can we have those? But apparently it's not a thing you can just take from the game. They custom tuned everything so it can't be recreated, which is really not very helpful. But I was like, oh, now there's something where machine learning might actually come in handy as opposed to everything else finding out. Because it's an error rate thing. It's like trying to err from the real life reference to do real time graphics for games and stuff like that. Oh, anyway, I'm paraphrasing, but I don't know, maybe there's something there I don't. This was not a worthy distraction, man. I'm sorry. You should have started the game. You should overruled me, man.

[Bob]

I didn't know what the video was.

[Wade]

Listen, if anyone's to blame, it's Wade.

[Bob]

This is why I don't win this season. I've come to find out. I told Bob I've only won, like, a third of the episodes. I've really been on the down low. And then I did the math, and I was like, that doesn't sound.

[Mark]

And Mark and I have won the other two thirds.

[Bob]

Welcome to Wade's, Bob's, Mandy's Word Game featuring markiplier.

[Mark]

Me.

[Wade]

That's me, Bob.

[Bob]

Heads or tails?

[Mark]

Tails.

[Bob]

Tails. You go first, like you get the word and have to, like hotter, colder, or heads. Mark goes first.

[Wade]

I saw tails. I think for the listeners.

[Mark]

He put the coin in the. And in his rush to show the cat, he threw it on the ground.

[Bob]

Was tails, and it landed on tails again. So. So the. The first word I send you is the one that you're going to start with. The second word is the one you want Mark to get.

[Wade]

Okay.

[Mark]

Do I tell Mark the first word? Is that how this works?

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah, you tell him the first word. Like you'll say the first word, then Mark will say the next word, and you'll say hotter or colder.

[Mark]

All right, Mark, we're gonna play hotter or colder, and we're starting with scalpel.

[Bob]

Doctor?

[Mark]

Hotter.

[Wade]

Nurse.

[Mark]

Same.

[Bob]

Hospital, Colder.

[Wade]

Room?

[Mark]

Colder. Clothes? Colder.

[Wade]

College?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Smart?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Malpractice?

[Mark]

Colder. Blue? Warmer.

[Wade]

Orange?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

That's a lie. It's clearly warmer than blue, you stupid dumb game anyway. Umbrella?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Ocean, Warmer. Oh, fuck. Sharks.

[Mark]

Hot.

[Wade]

Fish.

[Mark]

Ding, ding, ding. Motherfucker. That's how you play that game. You're welcome.

[Wade]

The last episode is an example how that game is not meant to be played. That was terrible. Example. This is where it really starts.

[Bob]

There you go, Mark. I sent you your word.

[Mark]

Wait, wait. Did you send that to me in the chat that all of us could see?

[Bob]

I don't think so.

[Wade]

I see it. Scalpel. The fish.

[Mark]

I think you sent Marks in your private chat with Mark.

[Wade]

You're so lucky I didn't look. God damn it.

[Mark]

You just set the answers to the test of the public group chat.

[Bob]

Thank God. I knew he also couldn't read Gamers. Don't look up.

[Wade]

All right, I got it. I got it, I got it. I got it. I got it, I got it. Shoe.

[Mark]

Closet.

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Foot.

[Wade]

Tiny bit warmer, maybe.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Mark]

Animal.

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Bones?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Store.

[Wade]

Warmer.

[Mark]

Money.

[Wade]

Warmer.

[Mark]

Okay. Stock market?

[Wade]

Colder. Food. Warmer.

[Mark]

Okay. Eggs.

[Wade]

I would say colder.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Wade]

Slightly.

[Mark]

Salt. Okay.

[Wade]

I will.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Wade]

Warmer. But, you know.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. No, I see that.

[Bob]

I remember all these rules from last time.

[Mark]

Fire.

[Wade]

If I say warmer, it'll misguide you, so I'll say colder.

[Mark]

Oh, fire is clearly hot, you idiot. You got me.

[Wade]

You're right. Editors kill me.

[Mark]

Editors kill him in Guam. Fork.

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Dirt.

[Wade]

Warmer.

[Mark]

Leaves.

[Wade]

A little warmer. It's about the same.

[Mark]

Okay. An eagle.

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Yep. I'm seeing it. I'm drawing the dots. I'm extrapolating. A monkey's paw.

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Oh, okay. A book.

[Wade]

Oh, man.

[Mark]

Every.

[Wade]

Every time I say f said warmer, it's like the tiniest increment. Closer. I. I'm gonna say warmer for the same reason I've said warmer to all the others.

[Mark]

Good. I don't want to move too fast. A post office. Oh, man.

[Wade]

Come on, man. I mean, I guess kind of warm. Not. No, not really, but, you know, it's like. I'm gonna say colder because I think it, but it's not that much colder.

[Mark]

All right, all right. That's. That's the Internet.

[Wade]

Ah, cold.

[Mark]

A song.

[Wade]

Oh, I mean, come on, man. You're killing me here.

[Mark]

Oh, good. Yeah. No, I'm still very confident that I know exactly what I'm trying to get to. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm on it right now. Headphones. I mean, same air.

[Bob]

Come on.

[Wade]

Warmer. You know, that's how that air is.

[Mark]

A fart. Okay. Water.

[Wade]

A warmer.

[Mark]

Lava.

[Wade]

I mean, warmer.

[Mark]

Well, like iron, Colder. The sun.

[Wade]

I mean, warmer. I swear. I swear, all these things are tangentially related.

[Mark]

It's going to come together.

[Wade]

You'll see. You'll see at the end of it.

[Bob]

The fact he has done a whole loop around is really funny.

[Wade]

I'm not leading. I'm really not trying to lead you astray. I want you to win so badly.

[Mark]

A light bulb?

[Wade]

A little colder. No.

[Mark]

A car.

[Wade]

I don't think it's any warmer than the other things. In fact, I think this would be colder in the same context that I've been given things.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Wade]

You know what I mean?

[Bob]

In the context of warm or cold, this is cold, but in a warm way.

[Mark]

Blood? Colder. A nuclear reactor, Colder. Ok. No. I have no idea. I'm so lost right now.

[Wade]

Oh, man. I know. Know why you're lost. And I. It's. I feel responsible, even though it's in no way my fault. It is all up to the host. I I mean, I can't believe it.

[Mark]

A. A baseball.

[Wade]

Probably colder, man. Yeah. I bet you're feeling really stressed from this one, man.

[Mark]

A migraine headache.

[Wade]

Man. I don't want.

[Mark]

I.

[Wade]

Man, you're too tense. I wish I could just.

[Mark]

A heated. A hot tub.

[Wade]

Oh, warmer.

[Mark]

A Jacuzzi.

[Wade]

I mean, kind of the same.

[Mark]

A hot spring. Oh, yeah, Warmer. Geyser.

[Wade]

Sure, same.

[Mark]

A volcano, probably.

[Bob]

It's kind of.

[Wade]

You know, it's all the same. It's all the same. All these are the same. I'll tell you this. All these are the same. And you'll know why.

[Mark]

Pressure. That's not a thing.

[Wade]

I mean, unless you're feeling pressure, and then. Actually, this would. That would be warmer. What context are you talking about? The pressure.

[Mark]

Diarrhea.

[Wade]

Well, you know. Okay. On certain ones of these, you might. Actually, it depends. It could be. What context are you talking about? This diarrhea.

[Mark]

What the. What's happening? A roller coaster?

[Wade]

Well, you know. Yeah, actually, it's a little. It's kind of like. Yeah, a little.

[Mark]

A spaceship, man.

[Wade]

That would be a really good one of these.

[Mark]

The vacation. I'm so sorry.

[Wade]

I. I'm sorry. I. I see how this was a bad one. I see it now.

[Mark]

No, I just took every clue that you gave in the exact opposite direction. You were. I don't even think it was really your fault. Like, I. You were giving me crumbs, and I was being like, aha. And then running the other way with them, and you were just like, oh, no.

[Bob]

You gave such difficult words. That was like. When you said post office, it's like, well, people send postcards on vacation.

[Wade]

That's exactly what I was saying. I was like. And it was just as distant as all the others. So I'm like, yeah.

[Bob]

And then you went like, Internet. And it was like. Like, well, no, not. No, probably not that.

[Wade]

But you could search for him, I guess. But I don't know.

[Bob]

Like, it's. It's like he was saying warmer, but you were, like, the same distance the entire time, just throwing, like, a circle. It was like, well, I guess that's warmer, but also it's about as close as.

[Wade]

Because, like, salt was like. Well, you know, like ocean, I guess There's a lot. It's a lot of salt. Lava. Well, there's also that.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Wade]

So I don't know.

[Bob]

All right, Bob, just for you this time.

[Mark]

All right, Mark, lock in. We got this.

[Wade]

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

[Mark]

Remote.

[Wade]

Towel.

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Black.

[Mark]

Slightly Warmer.

[Wade]

A black towel.

[Mark]

Same. Nope.

[Wade]

The depths of the ocean.

[Mark]

Colder. Space. Colder.

[Wade]

A banana?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Yellow.

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Stop sign.

[Mark]

Slightly colder.

[Wade]

The inevitability of death.

[Mark]

God. The instinct to just be like, hot, hot, hot, Hot. No.

[Wade]

But.

[Mark]

No, that would be colder.

[Wade]

Okay. All right, then. Music.

[Mark]

Warmer.

[Wade]

Musician.

[Mark]

No. Colder.

[Wade]

Instrument.

[Mark]

Warmer.

[Wade]

V8 engine.

[Mark]

Colder. Wood? Colder.

[Wade]

Prodigy?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Piano?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Hands?

[Mark]

Warmer.

[Wade]

So. Hands. Because, you know.

[Mark]

We all know.

[Wade]

Because it wasn't a specific instrument. It wasn't a musician. Masturbation.

[Mark]

You thought of that immediately and you're just pausing for dramatic effect. Colder.

[Wade]

Shitting in your hand and throwing it at your enemy.

[Mark]

Maybe when you do it. Colder.

[Wade]

Human.

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Bones. Did I say bones?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Skin?

[Mark]

Colder. Flesh.

[Wade]

Colder. Chopsticks. Get older.

[Mark]

I'm not gonna lead you down any wrong paths here, man, but we gotta. We gotta find a direction. Right? Like, right. Not left. Not right.

[Wade]

Not reading. Not right. Hand.

[Mark]

Colder. Left. Cold. Colder.

[Wade]

What else is there about a hand? Jewelry. Warmer. Iron.

[Mark]

Like an iron or like the element?

[Wade]

Iron. Iron. Element.

[Mark]

Warmer.

[Wade]

Magnets?

[Mark]

Warmer.

[Wade]

You were thinking of it like a guitar or something. Back. An instrument. That's not a question. Don't answer. I already know. You don't need to say anything. I can read your face. Science. Warmer. It's a doctor. Way back then to science. So am I. Was I circling?

[Mark]

I wouldn't say you're circling yet. No.

[Wade]

Science. But it's not going to be a scientist. Scientist. What is it?

[Mark]

I was nodding to what you said out loud.

[Wade]

Oh, it's not gonna be a scientist.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Mark]

No, you are right.

[Wade]

A Bunsen burner.

[Mark]

Warmer.

[Wade]

Fire.

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Okay. That's right.

[Bob]

Fuel.

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Safety precautions.

[Mark]

Warmer.

[Wade]

Language.

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Signs?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna divert.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Wade]

Just kidding. I'm going back.

[Mark]

Desks, go colder.

[Wade]

I'm leaving.

[Bob]

Just try to.

[Mark]

Just try to mix it up a little bit. Just try to throw stuff out.

[Wade]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tv.

[Mark]

Warmer.

[Wade]

My name is Earl.

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

All right. Okay. So TV show.

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Technology.

[Mark]

Warmer. Computer, Same. Not any warmer. Processor, Same.

[Wade]

Screen?

[Mark]

Warmer. Light. Warmer. Eyes? Warmer. Warmer.

[Wade]

Vision.

[Mark]

What? Warm. Still warm. Warmer. I was like, I can get any warmer.

[Wade]

The window's just the soul.

[Mark]

Yeah, well, you probably would have to look to look through this to see into those, I guess. Yeah.

[Wade]

Is it glass?

[Mark]

Yeah. Warmer.

[Wade]

Is it glasses?

[Mark]

Colder.

[Wade]

Wait.

[Eva Longoria]

What the.

[Wade]

What do you mean? To see this. What do you got?

[Bob]

What do you got?

[Wade]

The soul Viewer.

[Mark]

All right, you know what? You know what? Fair point. Glasses. Slightly warmer.

[Wade]

Contacts?

[Mark]

Slightly warmer.

[Wade]

Cornea.

[Mark]

Same.

[Wade]

What? What in the fuck you'd have to look through this to see a TV screen.

[Mark]

Yeah, that's true.

[Eva Longoria]

Air.

[Mark]

Called air.

[Wade]

Lens.

[Mark]

Yes. Yes, it's lens. I think. I think I was part of the problem there. I'm not gonna lie.

[Bob]

He was like, glasses. Glasses have lenses. Contact contact lenses.

[Mark]

When we got to TV and we were like, instruments, technology, tv, I was like, ooh, this is a direction. But I. It didn't. It's okay. I have to do it again. So you could do whatever you want to me.

[Wade]

Oh, God. All right. Okay.

[Bob]

Now you get to torture Bob one last time.

[Wade]

I'm not trying to.

[Mark]

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[Bob]

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[Wade]

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[Mark]

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[Eva Longoria]

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[Mark]

You send it to everybody again?

[Bob]

I hope not.

[Wade]

Tea.

[Mark]

Tea. Like. Like the drink tea?

[Wade]

Yes.

[Mark]

Okay. Water.

[Wade]

I almost said warmer. When in reality that's colder.

[Mark]

Oh, I see.

[Wade]

I see.

[Mark]

Apple?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Plant?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Okay. Car?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Book? Warmer. Language?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Story?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Movie? Warmer. Entertainment?

[Wade]

Same.

[Mark]

A concert?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Mark]

A theater. Like a stage theater, not like a movie theater.

[Wade]

Golder.

[Mark]

Actors?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

A camera?

[Wade]

Colder.

[Mark]

Light.

[Wade]

Yeah, Colder.

[Mark]

Outside, Colder. So inside, warmer. Okay. A TV warmer.

[Wade]

An iPad, that's the same. But I'm warning you.

[Mark]

All right, all right.

[Wade]

The cold. Right there. You be careful.

[Mark]

A couch. Whoa. Damn.

[Bob]

Nicely done.

[Mark]

Wait, so Mark's. Mark's was lens. Because Mark like lenses. Minus couch. Because what? I'm fat and lazy?

[Bob]

No, actually lens was just the third one. And you won the coin flip. Either one of you could have had lens.

[Mark]

Oh, okay.

[Wade]

I guess that's true.

[Bob]

These were not people. Specific.

[Mark]

Nice. Sure. Now.

[Wade]

And it's it's because you fuck couches.

[Mark]

Oh, I am from Cincinnati.

[Bob]

It's the Ohio way. It's why some cushions get the little indents.

[Mark]

It's actually the secret thing that a Cincinnati three way is. It's you and the couch and whoever last sat on the couch.

[Bob]

Yep. Chili me couch.

[Mark]

And you could add beans if you want.

[Wade]

Cheese. Chili me beans, spaghetti, couch, onions.

[Mark]

Onions on bottom. This guy call that a Kansas City way right there.

[Bob]

That's why I'm in la.

[Wade]

I. I couldn't fit in. I couldn't fit in.

[Bob]

All right, well, we'll wrap there because we've gone a while. We did a lot of small talk, but in no particular order, Bob, you have points for you moved small talk points. I didn't have this and wasn't really thinking about it, but I still give you small talk point because that's the rules or whatever. And you got vacation and couch. Mark, you got points for you're a movie man. Your small talk, which was great. Top tier small talk, fish lens. You lost the point for calling me stupid. You gained a point for calling me stupid. Or for calling me genius, rather. Which leaves you both tied at four going into the wheel.

[Wade]

Oh, perfect.

[Mark]

What are you adding to the whirl, oh, glorious host? Man?

[Bob]

I'm trying to think of one. Something that's. I was gonna go with, like, most roundabout way of getting there, but it doesn't really apply to much. It's really specific to this Worst guesser. The worst guesser. That's a good one. Still somewhat specific to episodes, but, like, it's a little bit more broad.

[Mark]

We might guess things in any given episode.

[Bob]

Yeah, just do worst guesser. I don't know which one I would call worst guesser in this particular episode.

[Mark]

But I feel like it has to be me.

[Bob]

You had the longest roundabout way, but not sure, you know. Sure. You know what? You earned it if it. If it lands on there, Bob, you earned that point.

[Mark]

That's. That's the scam I'm running here, baby. All right, how many spins will we spin?

[Bob]

Really hoping it's an odd number for no particular reason.

[Mark]

Two spins, baby.

[Bob]

That's uncomfortable for me.

[Mark]

Mark, I'll make you a handshake deal right now. You get one, I get one. Boom.

[Bob]

Deal. You know, as the host, I veto this.

[Mark]

Does the host have the power to veto handshake wheels deals, wheel deals, wheeling dealings?

[Wade]

None of us know the Constitution well enough to make one way or another about things.

[Bob]

Pretty sure the host has to be in on at Least a little bit.

[Mark]

No, I think the host has to explicitly not be in on handshake deals. I thought that was kind of the whole thing.

[Bob]

I have to be on the points. I get to decide the points.

[Mark]

Whatever you decide, Mark and I make it a tie.

[Bob]

Great. That's not happening.

[Mark]

Should we just spin the wheel?

[Bob]

You know what, Bob? You get a free point for thinking of. What a great idea, Bob. What a great idea.

[Mark]

Racking up cheating points.

[Bob]

Oh, let me just get some points to Bob here.

[Mark]

And it's best looking. Well, that's pretty subjective. I don't.

[Wade]

My camera is kind of shit right now, but, you know, I'm trying.

[Mark]

I. You can tell by my hair and how greasy it is. It's been an extra day since I've had a shower, so I'm not going to give this one up without a fight. But.

[Bob]

Yeah, but I'm going to give it to Bob. Bob's in a new office. Looking snazzy. Great camera fully in frame. More than usual.

[Wade]

Oh, sorry, sorry. Hang on.

[Bob]

You're a little 420p for me, Mark.

[Wade]

No way. I'm so color balanced. Look, is your favorite color burgundy?

[Mark]

That's why he's wearing a burgundy shirt like me. Spin number two. Man, I hope it's shortest. No way to bend that one. Said the most.

[Wade]

I said a lot. I'm not gonna lie. My big rotten dick.

[Mark]

Yeah, you. That. That adds a bunch.

[Bob]

You know what? That's. That's unfair. Wait.

[Mark]

Oh, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, wait.

[Bob]

I just unfaired myself.

[Mark]

What is that? What have. What does that do? That can't.

[Bob]

I don't know the host ever unfair.

[Mark]

You can't do. I mean, you have to decide, I guess, because you're the host. But, like, what does it do?

[Bob]

I don't know. No, it was.

[Mark]

It was.

[Bob]

I didn't like that it was a tie. It was unfair that it tied up.

[Mark]

So Wade calls unfair.

[Wade]

But I didn't mean to.

[Mark]

Unfair tying. So if he gets all heads, we don't tie. But if we get all tails, we tie twice in a row for Wade and he has to spin the winner's wheel twice.

[Wade]

You know what's up about this is I have to go get a try a coin of fairness from upstairs.

[Mark]

Oh, wait, you have like an actual coin of fairness.

[Wade]

I have an act coin of fairness. I just got to go get it.

[Bob]

That sucks. All right. See you, man. I did not mean to actually say unfair.

[Mark]

It came out so awkwardly. I assumed you were throwing that out on purpose.

[Bob]

I think in my Brain. I was like, don't say unfair. And my mouth was like, unfair.

[Mark]

Fuck.

[Wade]

I'll let you guys pick the color. We got black, burgundy, silver, and gold.

[Mark]

Oh, I like gold.

[Wade]

All right.

[Mark]

Nice.

[Bob]

All right, heads. Heads. It's unfair. Tails. It's doubly fair. Middle. It's just still a tie.

[Wade]

I don't think I could do that. Because the prototype. It's the same on both sides.

[Mark]

That's the same on both side.

[Wade]

You know, I hadn't looked too closely at these. I hadn't thought about these.

[Bob]

Maybe it's time to revisit the drawing.

[Mark]

That's so funny.

[Wade]

All right, so there's a. This one has a rough side where you can see that it's clearly like the base layer of the 3D print. And this side is much better. Finished.

[Bob]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Wade]

Okay, so it's like that.

[Bob]

So smooth. Smooth as heads, rough as tails.

[Wade]

Smooth his head rough. Tails. Like. Like. Like. Like, what's his face? Two face.

[Mark]

Come on. Old rough side. Tails.

[Bob]

Heads.

[Wade]

I don't know.

[Bob]

That's. Heads. I think that looks smooth.

[Mark]

That looks smooth to me.

[Bob]

So nothing happens. It's just a tie. Take us to the tie wheel, I guess. How much?

[Mark]

What if we add 8% of time or something?

[Wade]

No, it's not. It's not that much yet.

[Mark]

No, I think. I think it's six. I think you're right. It's six.

[Wade]

No, it's two.

[Bob]

Two percent.

[Wade]

What is two?

[Mark]

No. Is it? Yeah.

[Wade]

We only do two. Yeah, we used to tie a lot more.

[Mark]

Oh, okay.

[Bob]

We did used to have a lot of ties. Okay, so you would add four. No. How much would you add to this, then? Because it's 360. So 2% of 360 is you still.

[Wade]

It starts with 6. It wasn't. I believe it was at, like, Whatever it is now is what it's at.

[Mark]

Oh, that's.

[Bob]

What.

[Mark]

Okay, so it's. So I'm gonna add seven because it's in degrees.

[Wade]

Yeah, something like that.

[Mark]

There you go.

[Bob]

Change Wade to Bob, though, because I'm not. I don't want. I'd love to win, but I was.

[Mark]

Just analyzing that Bob. One man show. No, no, no, no.

[Wade]

Get that together.

[Mark]

Anyway, let's decide Wade's fate. Oh, fucking. Oh, my God.

[Wade]

Okay. Jesus Christ. I like how all of us are like, wait, no, I don't really want to do that right now. I've got too much.

[Bob]

None of us want it. We're so. We have no time to make ones. It's like, oh, no.

[Wade]

All right, I win. Oh, Amy's wondering where I am. Oh, please. Let's wrap it up.

[Bob]

Congrats, Mark. You won.

[Wade]

Winner speech. Oh, I love winning. It feels so good. I just. I ruined my pants because the joy of winning was too good. It was too good. The best win. Thank you, Bob.

[Bob]

Loser speech.

[Mark]

I don't like losing at all. I ruined my pants because how much I hate losing. It's a terrible feeling. The worst feeling. I never want to lose again. I look forward to losing the next.

[Bob]

One as the host. Watching the wheel approach one man's show and then just real quick also made me hate it. And I messed up my pants. And if you want to mess up yours, keep watching the next episode of Distractible Box. Bob will host. I'm sorry, where Mark will host.

[Mark]

Well, close enough. Whatever.

[Bob]

I panicked. You can find mark at Markiplier, Bob at Mysker, me at Minion 777. Lordminion 777. Stay tuned for the next one later.

[Mark]

You're not gonna say the thing?

[Wade]

You're not gonna say the thing.

[Bob]

Oh, podcast out.

[Narrator/Announcer]

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