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Jay Schwettleson
Welcome to do this, not that, the podcast for marketers. Each episode is packed with quick tips. They're super short, and at the end, we have some fun. Let's jump into it, and thanks for being here. We are back for Ask Us Anything from the do this not that podcast, presented by Marigold, is our super short episode where all week long we're getting questions, we get in work questions, we get in super ridiculous questions, and we try to tackle one of each. And if you want to submit a question, you would actually be the coolest human ever. Just go to jschwettleson.com there's a button that says podcast, another one that says, ask us anything. And that's where we get the questions for this thing. So we need them. Thank you. All right, before we get to the super ridiculous question, here's the work question coming in from Sloan from Boston, Massachusetts. Love Boston. Somebody sent me something. A buddy of mine that lives in Boston. He sent this to me the other day. Cause I was making fun of him about his accent, which probably means I'm gonna get in a lot of trouble for even talking about this, but whatever. So he sent me, there's an official Boston accent dictionary. Did you know this? It's amazing. And so he sent to me, and I just could not stop laughing because everything in it is awesome. Like, you know, we'll have, like, park the car in there instead of park the car, which I love. But then other ones, which I now want to say all the time. So instead of calling Dunkin Donuts, Dunkin Donuts, they call it. They call it dunkies. I don't know why that makes me laugh. And then for the TV remote, I asked my buddy if he actually says this. He says, yes, he does call the TV remote this. They call it a clicka. Like a clicker. A clicka. So. And then the last one is, instead of basement, they call it a cella, which in Florida, it's super annoying. You know, we have no basements in Florida, which really, really stinks. I had a basement when I lived in New York. I love my basement. Oh, I wish I had a basement. But anyway, we don't have a cella. We don't have a basement. We don't have any of it. All right, sorry, I'm totally off topic. Sloan, what is your question? J. My team says we should move on from pushing discounts in our promos because the tariff concerns are mostly in the rear view. Is that the case? All right, well, so whether you're a business to business Marketer, nonprofit marketer, direct to consumer marketer. I don't care who you are. The tariff stuff in the news, while it's still heavy in the news and by the way, not political. I could care less about politics. Meaningless. I will never talk about it, whatever. But in terms of the tariffs, the tariff discussion has gotten a little bit simmered down, right? There's all this talk about deal with this country, that country, we're working out here, there, wherever. That actually doesn't matter because there's like a six month lag, right? Meaning that the tariffs are already baked in to causing issues for people that are looking to buy consumer products this holiday season. Or if, if you are selling business services or business products, it is already going to be a problem through the end of the year. I mean, look at certain categories. When you go to do your holiday shopping, I promise you this holiday, when you go to buy a toy, it's either going to be more expensive or where it's not going to be available because it takes a while for these toy manufacturers to get their stuff through the shipping and logistics and all that stuff. So it doesn't matter what the news says, it's going to impact people, right? And on the business side it's the same thing. It's because our mindsets are like, oh, there's a budget shift here, we're going to spend less here. Look at events, for example, business to business events in general. If you put on an in person event, about 20% of the people that go to your event are from Europe or overseas. And we have been seeing it already with events already happening for the second half of the year. That event registration for from anywhere outside of the US for a US based event is like in the garbage can. So I'm going to tell you exactly what you should be doing that's working really, really well right now. A very specific thing. But if you think that the tariff thing and the uncertainty in people's minds, whether they're business or consumer people, is over, you are completely and totally wrong. But there is one tactic that is crushing in the last 90 days and this from World Data Research, super specific, pretty wild. And it's this idea of cost per use framing. You know, like when you see something and it says something like, you know, this is the same price as one Uber ride or something like that. When marketing messages are framed in this relative value framing, or you might call it cost comparative cost comparison anchoring or everyday equivalence marketing, this form of marketing right now is surging and I'm giving you examples of exactly how you do it. Whether you're a business marketer or consumer marketer. This idea of value per marketing is surging right now. Why is it working so well? Because this is allowing whoever you're marketing to, a business professional or consumer to find the budget in their mind instantly. And that's what we have to help them do. So this idea of, for example, emails that frame products and services and their offer in a cost per use framework. See a 22% higher average email open rate on the consumer side and a 19% increase on the business to business side. Okay, when you are pushing this first in your subject line and then your headline, so what would that sound like? You know, what is this idea of cost per use framing? So imagine you saw a subject line like this, you know, one Uber ride equals this, this outfit forever. Or same price as two movie tickets worn way more than two hours or cost less than your iced Matcha. You know, putting this stuff in the subject line, all of a sudden you're like, oh yeah, my ice matches this much money. I can get this for this much money. It's the exact same thing on the business side. It works so well too. So you could do things like same cost as boosting one bad LinkedIn post, but actually works same price as your monthly stock photo subscription. You spent more on pens with your logo. If you get an email that says you've spent more on pens with your logo and then you open it up and it's this really cool SaaS product that can improve your Martech stack. Yeah, that's true. And when you flip that switch and the person says that's true, that is when you start winning. So this idea of value per use, if you've never tested it, first of all, it's super fun, get your brand to stand out a little bit. And it's working incredibly well right now. And just to add on to that, if you think the tariff stuff is over, we did a whole big study we looked at for the month of June. Specifically, we did a B tests with all these different email promotions. And we had, for example, in the subject line, the headline, if we mentioned tariff or if we don't, so it would be whatever your offer was, not mentioning the tariff and then actually putting in that subject line or the headline, you know, prices might rise, get in before the tariffs, do whatever, mentioning the word tariffs. And in the month of June, all the way through to the end of the month of June, we saw a 19% increase. When the subject line actually mentioned tariffs versus when they don't. So that doesn't mean it's going to work for your industry, your business, your whatever. But if you've never tested this or you're not, or you, you haven't been testing it, you should be testing it right now because it's still a big deal. All right, before we get to the ridiculous question, I want to let you know that this podcast is exclusively presented by Marigold and they have a platform called Emma and an email sending platform. It rocks. It's awesome. And just for listeners of this podcast, special, amazing offer, you can get the first three months 50% off. First three months, 50% off. All you have to do is go to jschwedelson.com/emma and you can access this amazing platform. Your platform stinks. Give Emma a try. J schweddelson.come, m/Emma. All right, let's get into the ridiculous questions. All right, for some reason, and this is so strange to me, we get in all these dating advice questions. I know nothing about dating. I've been married for over 20 years. My wife's the greatest human being I know, okay? I'm very happy. And, and I don't. I've not dated anybody. I don't know anything about it. But we get these questions in and I'm going to answer them. You should probably do the opposite of whatever I say because I don't know what I'm talking about. But we get in a bunch of them. So my team grabbed a whole bunch for me to rip through and give quick advice. My advice stinks, but here we go. I have not read these. Here we go, one after another. Jay, when a person says we should hang out sometime but never picks a date, should I take the hint or follow up? Oh, my God, take the hint. That person's a loser. That's a lie. They're just nervous. They want to get out of the conversation. If they don't pick a date, they're not into you, okay? And it's. It's annoying. Who wants to hang out with somebody that's annoying anyway? That person's a loser. Move on. All right, next one. Jay, is it a red flag if someone follows their ex on Instagram? First off, let's talk about that. First off, I. Again, my, my advice is terrible, but you might follow X's on Instagram. You might even remember that you follow X's on Instagram. So I think it's totally fine. What is not fine? In my opinion, you cannot be Harding liking or Commenting at all on X's things on Instagram. And if you go on your significant other's Instagram and the little circle, the story at the top or, or the series of stories at the top is the person's like exes, meaning that they're always looking at their stories. No bueno. I don't think that's good. So as long as they're not really interacting, I think you're fine. Wow. My advice is ridiculous. All right, more. Jay, how many canceled last minute dates before I assume they're not just interested? Oh, one. You get one try. If somebody cancels, you last. Oh, my God, I got my pet just threw up. I can't handle it. Whatever. You get one. If they do it twice, no chance. Done. And if they do cancel, they must immediately reschedule or they are a loser. And by the way, my kids have taught me you could call somebody a loser or you could say they're loser. If you call somebody, hey, you're a loser, that's bad. If you say that person's loser, it's like 10 times worse. Little side note there. Okay, last one, J. Do they really need quote, unquote space or do they just need me to stop asking where they were last night? Oh, all right. First off, if you are dating somebody and you're worried about where they were last night, like, maybe they're doing something sketchy, maybe they're hanging out with a different person and you're like, oh, no, what are they doing? Then you're not having a very good dialogue with everyone you're in a relationship with. This is not a healthy situation. And if the person is being not cool and being like, weird and fuzzy about where they were last night, that's actually 10 times worse. Get out of that relationship. The person's a liar, a clown, a loser, a nerd, a dweeb, a dork. I don't know what else. But bad. You know what else is dork? Me. I'm a dork. I don't know what I'm talking about. Listen, you're awesome. Please go to jswalison.com submit the questions and register for Guru Conference. We're gonna run out of free spots. It is the world's largest free virtual email marketing event. Nicole Kidman's gonna be there. Lance Bass is going to be there. Amy Porterfield, Anne Hanley. Who else? Donald Miller. It's going to be great. Guru Conference dot com. It is free. Get your spot before they run out later. You did it. You made it to the end Nice, but the party's not over. Subscribe to make sure you get the latest episode each week for more actionable tips and a little chaos from today's top marketers. And hook us up with a five star review if this wasn't the worst podcast of all time. Lastly, if you want access to the best virtual marketing events that are also 100% free, visit guruevents.com so you can hear from the world. World's top marketers like Daymond John, Martha Stewart and me. 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Episode: NEW Easy Test Working RIGHT NOW! + Dating Advice 😬 | Ep. 389
Release Date: August 6, 2025
Host: Jay Schwettleson
Presented By: Marigold
In this episode of "Do This, NOT That!", hosted by Jay Schwettleson of GURU Media Hub, listeners are treated to a blend of actionable marketing insights and unexpectedly humorous dating advice. Presented by Marigold, a leading relationship marketing platform, the episode navigates through current marketing challenges while adding a light-hearted twist with Jay's foray into answering dating-related questions.
Timestamp: 00:03 – 15:30
Jay opens the episode by addressing a pressing marketing concern submitted by Sloan from Boston, Massachusetts. Sloan's team is debating whether to shift focus away from discount promotions, believing that tariff-related issues are diminishing in relevance.
Key Points Discussed:
Persistent Impact of Tariffs:
Cost Per Use Framing as a Solution:
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Ongoing Relevance of Tariffs:
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Timestamp: 15:35 – 25:00
Transitioning from marketing, Jay humorously tackles a series of dating-related questions. Despite his self-professed lack of expertise in dating, he delivers entertaining and intentionally flawed advice, providing a comedic relief to the episode.
Questions Addressed:
Hanging Out Without Setting a Date:
Following an Ex on Instagram:
Handling Canceled Dates:
Worrying About a Partner's Whereabouts:
Notable Quotes:
Wrapping up the episode, Jay reiterates the importance of continuous testing and adapting marketing strategies in the face of ongoing economic uncertainties like tariffs. He also encourages listeners to engage with the podcast by submitting more questions and attending the upcoming Guru Conference, promising insights from top marketing professionals.
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This episode of "Do This, NOT That!" offers a balanced mix of strategic marketing advice and entertaining banter, ensuring that listeners not only gain valuable insights but also enjoy a refreshing take on unrelated topics.