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Foreign. Welcome to a new special series called the Bathroom break. That extra 10 minutes you either have to listen to marketing tips or use the bathroom. Or both. But I don't recommend both. But that's your choice.
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This collab is going to be super fun. We have Daniel Murray from the Marketing Millennials and me, Jay Schwedelson from the do this, not that podcast and subjectline.com each episode in the series, we are going to go over quick tips about different marketing top topics. And if you want to be in the bathroom, fine, just don't tell us about it. Thanks for checking it out.
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We are back with another bathroom break and this is a very special episode because jay turned the big five zero on Friday. So everybody again, flood these DMS, flood LinkedIn, flood these Instagram, say happy birthday, big five O. But in honor of the big five. Oh, I got mad libs. 50 years of M. I didn't even know M was as old as Jay, but that's, that's cool to know.
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First of all, I appreciate the effort that you actually went. You went online and you ordered a Mad Libs book. The 50th anniversary. Because I'm 50 years old. Because I'm an old loser. Very nice of you. I mean, I, I appreciate that.
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And we're going to read one because I found one that says advertisement and we, I asked Jay to fill out these. These were. He's not really good at this. He puts like lame words. But the, the mad is his advertisement. So we're going to read it. I didn't even read it yet.
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So let me frame what happened before we got on. David goes, I got this Mad Libs book for your 50th birthday. I'm like, wow, you went all out. And he goes, I'm not going to tell you anything. Just answer. Noun, plural, noun, verb, whatever. So I gave him all these words and I, I'm an idiot. So I can only imagine what's about to come out here. But we're all going to hear. This is a very special moment for the episode. I'm very excited to hear what it is that the Mad Libs turned out here.
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Okay, this is advertisement that Jay wrote. Look at yourself in the cow. What does your smelly face tell you, right? It's time to treat your toe to an ocean napping cruise. So do it. Sail in style on a hairy luxury tomato. Whether it's the annoying spacious of our staterooms or the tall elegance of our salons, everything is fit for a stop sign. Our ships are skippered by Norwegian ears whose ancestors dating back to the ninth door knob were seafaring cheeses. Europe's most foggy chefs prepare your culinary tic tacs. Our pastry chips create slimy desserts that melt in your water bottle. Our dashing waiters are at your tissue. Before you raise your colon, don't delay. Plan to sail today. Now look in the mirror. And how about that smiley podcast? You could guess what words. Jada, you did the tic Tacs. You get the best words for this. But that was such a good advertisement. Would that. Would you be sold to go on this?
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First of all, I don't. How did mad libs last 50 years? And that is their business model. Like, I mean, that is unbelievable. No podcast has ever done that before. We just broke the Internet. That was one of the worst things I've ever heard. But let me ask you a question about that, because that was an ad, I guess, for a cruise. I've never been on a cruise. Have you been on a cruise?
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And I never planned to go on the cruise. I'm scared of being stuck out and see and remember that, like, poop cruise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I once I saw that, I'm like, I'm out. I'm never in that, ever.
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Oh, dude. Everybody out there needs to go and watch. It's a Netflix documentary called Poop Cruise. And it was phenomenal because basically all these people were stuck on the boat. The boat was broken and the toilets were all broken and they were stuck at sea and everybody was, like, going to the toilet in garbage bags. It's the best documentary of all. It is legit the best documentary of all time. You did nothing else. Go home and watch that. This is going to be the most useful thing you got out of this episode. And listen, I'm 50, so I have a lot of experience. I've seen a lot of bad tv. I'm telling you, this is good.
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And you've also seen a lot of email marketing. So we're going to talk about email marketing. Actually, you were back in the direct mail days. You didn't even see email.
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I did. Direct mail is my OG jam. I still do direct mail. I love direct mail. But let's talk about some quick win email marketing tips. So everyone get something useful out of this nonsense of an episode. So you want to go first or should I?
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You go first.
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All right, so let me give you a few things that are working really, really well right now that I'm surprised that are working. So in the world of email newsletters, it used to be in the subject line that for the last few years you did not want to put the addition in your subject line. So the subject line people used to put like in brackets, like the name of my newsletter, Scoop, and it would say scoop number 47 and they put that in brackets and then they say whatever the subject line was. But people got away from that because it was actually depressing performance. So we've been testing this a ton and I don't know why maybe it stands out. But now starting your subject line for your email newsletters with the actual addition number, like in my case, Scoop, scoop number 42, whatever, and then closing the brackets and then doing your subject line is actually lifting our open rates significantly. And it's just one of those things that goes to show you that a tactic that you think, okay, nobody should ever do that again, it's a bad idea. You constantly need to be retesting them because there are little things like that that I thought were dead that just come back to life.
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I also think that like when someone says it's an anti bad practice, then you could start doing it again because then it goes the opposite way. So when you say like don't do this, then people start doing it again. Some things that I'm, I'm seeing is I think now in the age of AI and you do this really well and I think a lot of people do this really well. But I think when you add some sort of question or that's very easy in your newsletter, that's personal. Like nothing, nothing to do with like your business, but something like what TV show did you watch this week? Or give me a tip to help me with back pain or blah blah. It helps lift reply rates, it makes your newsletter feel personable, it teaches people to reply, it gets deliverability up. And a lot of people just don't add that personal note in there and it will make your newsletter and you can pre do this, but it can make your newsletter feel way more personal than a newsletter that has nothing. Or even in regular email and outreach email or an ad email, whatever you want, just add something personal in that email.
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Yeah, and I would double down on that and just say this. Whatever platform you're using, I don't care if you're a big marketer, small marketer, B2B, B2C, nonprofit, whatever. One of the things that you should be asking your platform, your email sending platform, or your CRM platform for that matter, is are you able to handle people replying to our mass emails we send out Our newsletter, send out our promotional emails. Can we actually get those replies? Can we reply to those replies? That functionality is not in every esp but more and more that is what is driving engagement. So you should be leaning into your platforms and asking that. So something else that we're seeing in the pre header, you know the pre header is that second subject line where it's the gray thing right on the main subject line. A lot of people are making the mistake. They think because after Apple did their most recent update to our iPhones, the pre header got a little jacked up on for some people using the mail app on Apple. So people think the pre header is not important and they think that in Gmail something's happening. It's not important. It's not true. The pre editor solving a massive impact on the percentage of people opening up emails. And what we have found is that there's three magic words and pre headers to use. So you write your subject line and then if your pre header starts with one of these three words and but or plus the words and but or plus they're continuation words and they actually lift your open rate significantly. Because what you're trying to do is get the person to read the subject line and then continue on to you say you know, this is our hot new deal and then your pre header says and blah blah blah or but blah blah blah or plus blah blah blah it will lift your open by another 10%. So thinking about the words that you're starting your pre header with are really important.
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I was always told that like subject lines first line of your email pre header is like the second line of your email. So it always should continue and then the like it should lead into whatever is in your text because if someone opens it then they're going to start reading because if it's you put something that's so unrelated in your like intro and stuff like that, people are gonna tune out or something. Not, not close to the front that you're talking about. Like if you say like five tips and those five tips are in the bottom the email someone like you just spam me. You didn't say the right thing.
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So yeah, the way you think about any marketing, but especially email marketing, it's like a chain, right? And anywhere, any link in the chain that's broken, you lose the person and it's every link of the chain has to be connected. So you have the from name that has to be compelling. Then the subject line, okay, great. They like that they continue with the pre header then they Continue with the headline, then the body copy. But if any part of that along the way is bad, the chain breaks and you lose the person. And so you really want to get the most important thing. Keep going up top because that's, that's how it works. So let me ask you a question, Daniel, before we wrap up here. So, Ari, Daniel's wife's birthday is now in the rear view. They do the birth month or whatever. Like are you. I forgot when that, when is your birthday? Like what's the next big event in your home? Is your son's birthday the next big event?
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Yeah, son's birthday is the next big event. One year old. One year old. But that's in a couple of months. I get a little break for a little bit.
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You have a one year old birthday party?
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No, no. I'm anti one year old birthday parties. I know that's mean. But it's like it's always for the parents, not for anybody else. Of course we're going to probably like take him on like a, a trip somewhere. Like I want to create the condition because he's a summer baby. So like he's not going to be able to get birthday parties with like his friends in school. So I want to do something fun in summer.
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I feel like you're projecting. Did you have birthday parties and nobody came because you had no friends in school? Is that, is that really what happened?
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Got me. I was bullied so hard. You just released a bunch of childhood trauma on this podcast.
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Wait, wait. Daniel's really like a really tall dude and he was like a lineman. He played college football. D1 did you bully people? I feel like you took their lunch because you were probably hungry.
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You know what I used to do? I was actually thinking about this. I used to like eat my lunch before lunch and I used to be so sad that I had like no more lunch. And it was just like the saddest moment because I was like so hungry as a kid. It's just so bad. I just, I was thinking about that the other day that I used to pre eat my lunch. My mom used to do this terrible thing so parents please don't do. She used to put like a banana in my lunch and my whole lunch tasted like banana the whole day. And it was like the worst thing in the world where you buy into a sandwich and it's just banana tasting sandwich. It was not.
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Wow. We're unlocking so many childhood moments for Dan. I feel like going to find a therapist.
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Exactly. This was a great episode. Also happy birthday to Jay. Everybody flood his comments. He's in the next century, Next half century. Let's go. Which is good.
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He.
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He's living life, you know, he's just living life.
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Here I am. All right, dude. Everybody, later.
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Bye.
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Daniel, come on, man. I gotta get back to work. Get out of there. All right, while he's still in there. This is Jay. Check out my podcast, do this, not that, for Marketers. Each week we share really quick tips on stuff that can improve your marketing and hope you give it a try. Oh, here's Daniel. He's finally out.
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Back from my bathroom break. This is Daniel. Go follow the Mark and Millennials podcast, but also tune into this series. It's once a week, the Bathroom Break. We talk about marketing tips that we just spew out. And it could be anything from email subject line to any marketing tips in the world. We'll talk about it. Just give us a shout on LinkedIn and tell us what you want to hear. Peace out.
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Later.
Special Series: Quick Wins and Some Nonsense | Bathroom Break #102
Collab: The Marketing Millennials + Do This, Not That
Date: April 6, 2026
This episode marks a light-hearted, rapid-fire collaboration between Jay Schwedelson (Do This, NOT That) and Daniel Murray (The Marketing Millennials) in a special "Bathroom Break" format. The hosts mix playful banter, birthday celebrations, and quick, actionable email marketing insights, aiming to give listeners both valuable takeaways and a few laughs—all in the length of a bathroom break.
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Daniel & Jay [08:42–09:18]:
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| Segment | Timestamps | |----------------------------------------------|----------------| | Mad Libs & Cruise Talk | 00:39–03:17 | | Poop Cruise & Documentary | 03:17–04:19 | | Quick Win: Edition Numbers in Subject Line | 04:43–05:51 | | Quick Win: Personal Questions in Emails | 05:51–06:59 | | Quick Win: Reply-Enabled Email Platforms | 06:59–07:41 | | Quick Win: Preheader Best Practices | 07:41–08:42 | | Discussion: Email as a Chain | 08:42–09:18 | | Birthday & Childhood Stories | 09:19–11:35 | | Closing Remarks | 11:40–12:40 |
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For Everyone:
Original language and fun, conversational tone maintained, punctuated with tactical marketing wisdom.