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Bill
This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human.
Juliana
Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?
Podcast Host (Bill and Juliana)
Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.
Juliana
Yes, because I have questions, and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that. And I still need to know why my poop's been green.
Podcast Host (Bill and Juliana)
We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana, the podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.
Essie Cupp
When Democrats are messing up, I say it. When Republicans are messing up, I say it. I'm Essie Cupp, a journalist and political commentator, and on my podcast, off the Cup, I help you make sense of the often nonsensical news. I do this on cable news, too, but on my podcast, I can really let loose and be my honest, unfiltered self. I just want to talk about something that happened this week because it's so bonkers, so stupid, such incredibly bad politics. We have to talk about it. Come for the hot takes. Stay for the sanity. Listen to off the cup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Podlandia Announcer
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein
Carrie Bronstein and Fred Armisen here, you
Podlandia Announcer
know us, or rather, you know them. Tony and Candace, Nina and Lance, Spike and yes, the chicken.
Carrie Brownstein
We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves to tell you about Podlandia AO rewatch our brand new podc.
Podlandia Announcer
Each week, we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning, breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters, revisiting the Portland locations you know and love, and opening up about our creative process.
Carrie Brownstein
How did any of this get made? Why do we think that was a good idea? We're ready to talk about it.
Podlandia Announcer
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Krisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein
Kyle is going for it. Here you fully improvised. Not just words, but a song, a melody.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, I thought he was gonna write. I thought you were all gonna write a song.
Carrie Brownstein
I remember you thinking that.
Podlandia Announcer
Listen to Podlandia. Ayo rewatch starting on July 16th on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chuck (Stuff You Should Know)
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Charlamagne Tha God
Made it. It's time for Donkey of the Day. There's a bunch of donkeys out here in the street. I made Donkey of the Day called Donkey of the Day. It really caught me off guard. We live a life where we bite our tongue based off who we may offend. We never would say anything.
DJ Envy
Charlemagne.
Bill
Give it to him.
Charlamagne Tha God
Give it to him. You are a donkey. That is why Charlemagne is here. Some donkey. Today's just on the Breakfast Club. Okay, Charlemagne, who you giving donkey of the day to today? Donkey of the day for Friday, July 10, is the People's donkey. You know, every Friday, I open up the phone lines and I allow you, the people, to give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. So 1-800-58-5-1051. Good morning.
Angela Yee
Morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
Who this? It's Will. What's up, Will? Who you want to get the biggest
Unidentified Caller/Guest
he haw to give it to?
Angela Yee
Ho man.
Unidentified Caller/Guest
I gotta give it the hoe cuz
Destiny (Caller)
I got three shows.
Unidentified Caller/Guest
He hasn't announced. I got three streaming platforms on nothing.
Charlamagne Tha God
You said he got three shows and he hasn't. What?
Unidentified Caller/Guest
No streaming, man, you gotta haven't announced no streaming.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh. Oh, well, sorry. We don't want to miss it. Sorry. It's one of the ones you had to be there. I got people flying in I got people flying in from Cali. I got people flying in from South Carolina. Like, they are they on it. And I'm gonna tell you something else, being a being that, you know, people think I'm a Roc Nation employee now. I woke up with, like, three texts this morning with, yo, can you give me whole tickets?
DJ Envy
Hey, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
See, now I know how Memphis bleak feel. Good morning. Who's this?
Destiny (Caller)
Hi, this is Destiny.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Destiny. How are you?
Destiny (Caller)
I'm good. How are you?
Charlamagne Tha God
Who you want to get a biggest he haw to myself what you do. What's his name? What's his name?
Destiny (Caller)
I mean, I keep saying, what's his name?
Charlamagne Tha God
Like you know, what's his name? What's his name?
Destiny (Caller)
Big nun. Shout out to Malik. He love bombed me, got me pregnant, and now I'm a single mom.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, you had the baby already or you carrying?
Destiny (Caller)
No, I had her already. She's one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, that's beautiful. Where's Malik now?
Destiny (Caller)
I don't even know. I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's why the honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan says, you know, we just be treating sex all willy nilly like we just be, you know, laying down with people is like rolling dice in the back of a moving pickup truck.
Destiny (Caller)
Jesus. Exactly that. But I've already taken accountability. I've dealt with it in therapy and everything. So it is what it is. She's a blessing, so whatever.
Charlamagne Tha God
Can you put him on child support or. You don't even know where he is to do that?
Destiny (Caller)
Yeah, I don't know where he is. But I've been working on that process, and hopefully everything goes right.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't. I. I despise men like Malik. Man, take care of your responsibilities, even if you don't want to be with you no more, Destiny, you know what I mean? You know, take care of your. Take. You need to take care of his responsibilities. Include that, which is that beautiful daughter of yours.
Destiny (Caller)
Thank you so much. And I just wanted to ask you guys, I don't want to put my cash app or anything. I just want to ask for prayer.
Charlamagne Tha God
We definitely going to send you some prayers. And will you think about, you know, who you have raw sex with moving forward? Will you, you know, make better decisions and choices?
DJ Envy
Damn.
Destiny (Caller)
Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm done. I don't even want to have sex no more.
Bill
And that's exactly how it's supposed to make you feel.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Destiny (Caller)
Period. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Pray is up for you.
Destiny (Caller)
I love y' all so, so much. Thank you. Please pray for me.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you name your daughter, by the way? What you name your daughter? What you name your daughter?
Destiny (Caller)
Blessing. I feel like people are probably gonna know who I am, but her name is Sarai.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sarai.
Bill
Oh, Sarai.
Angela Yee
That's pretty.
DJ Envy
Beautiful name.
Destiny (Caller)
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, Destiny.
Destiny (Caller)
Thank you. I love y'.
Angela Yee
All.
Destiny (Caller)
Bye.
Bill
Love you too, babe.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's why you can't be out here just rawing anybody.
Podlandia Announcer
I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning. Who's this?
Destiny (Caller)
It's dj. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, dj. Who you want to get a biggest he haul to?
Angela Yee
We gotta give it to DJ Envy today for his little ghetto car show.
Charlamagne Tha God
His little ghetto? Yeah, she said little and ghetto. She hit you with the ghost.
Angela Yee
You didn't why you advertising a car show for vendors? I didn't hear every website, email. Ain't nobody. Y' all ain't taking vendors. Why you lying?
DJ Envy
Ma', am, if you've been listening, we've been talking about this car show for a long time, and we have a lot of vendors.
Charlamagne Tha God
Actually, no, she asked you, what's the website?
Unidentified Caller/Guest
Well, right.
Angela Yee
Y' all supposed to choose me, DJ Envy. I've been trying to get in there for two years.
DJ Envy
That is a lot. There's been so many vendors, so many people with their car, so many food trucks. Who you been calling?
Destiny (Caller)
She think you don't know?
Charlamagne Tha God
What's the website?
Angela Yee
Not the right. I need the direct connect. DJ Envy.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Angela Yee
Direct plug. I need to be in there. You got to be in there.
Charlamagne Tha God
Email Mercedes at Bigfoot. Size 12 at Gmail.
DJ Envy
Mary, you could do djmvcarshowgmail.com. mercedes will hit you right back.
Angela Yee
I emailed that.
DJ Envy
All right, well, hit djnvassistant Gmail. Com. Either one of those will go right to Mercedes. Mercedes, she answers all those emails. She might have missed that one. I don't know how, but she will
Charlamagne Tha God
definitely hit you back in the subject. Put Sasquatch sandals.
DJ Envy
Do not do that.
Angela Yee
Do not do that.
DJ Envy
Where you from?
Angela Yee
I love y'.
Destiny (Caller)
All.
DJ Envy
Where you from? You from Chicago.
Angela Yee
Chicago. I got a coffee line.
DJ Envy
Okay, you're gonna pull up to Virginia?
Angela Yee
Yes, if you invite me. If you fight me, I'm coming.
DJ Envy
Okay. All right, well, I'll get her on and send her an email now. And when she gets up, I'll make sure she responds to me.
Bill
And your coffee better not taste little and ghetto either.
Angela Yee
You need to let me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, damn.
Bill
All right, all right.
Juliana
That's cool.
DJ Envy
And I can't wait to see you. And you know what? When I was in essence, everybody's like, where the tall girl Charlemagne.
Podlandia Announcer
Keep talking.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my God. Exactly. Don't forget the big feet. When they see it. What do they say? They like, God damn Charlemagne not lying. Shut up, man. Just take one more.
DJ Envy
It's not that big.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning. Who's this?
Unidentified Caller/Guest
Hey, this is Dabar.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Devar, who you want to get a bigger sea haw to?
Unidentified Caller/Guest
Oh, I told everybody already but the friends and all the people that's voting out there on Horn island that left this man behind because based on maritime law, there's a certain code of maritime law that nobody was supposed to leave him behind. Even if they were the last voter out there, they were responsible for making sure you can't leave somebody on the island, you can't leave a swim in distress.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, wow. I didn't know that. I mean. Yeah, I didn't.
Destiny (Caller)
I didn't.
Charlamagne Tha God
I never heard about the maritime law. That's interesting.
Unidentified Caller/Guest
Yeah, yeah. It's a US code. 224-6203. I believe that's code. But you cannot leave or see someone in distress swimming. When he said that, he know he can't make it back, but then turn around, know that he doesn't actually have a secure ride. So basically that. That rule of saying, like, hey, you came with us, you leave with us. No matter what happens on a boat, unless you secure that person on another boat and say, all right, you're definitely going to take him, and you're the original person that bought him out, you're on the hook for that person. So the fact that these young men are able to go home because their parent is a judge, I believe that, you know, that's a setup. Because every time something happens, when somebody's in a city official or they work within a county or state or something, they always use that position of power to make sure they kid go home tonight. But if that was me or anybody else on their boat, because I'm an avid fisherman, I would still be in. I was still being cuffs, I would still be behind bars trying to tell them why I left this man behind.
Charlamagne Tha God
Brother, I love it. You learn something new on the Breakfast Club every day. Thank you for that information, sir.
Unidentified Caller/Guest
All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Appreciate you, man. All right, brother. That's the people's donkey. We do that every Friday, 1-800-585-1051. You can call in and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. And we got this feature, if you go to the iHeartRadio app, we have this feature on the iHeartRadio app on the Breakfast Club Club page called Talkback. And you can go to Talk Back and leave messages, but nobody up here ever checks them. But, you know, one day. So why are you even talking about it? Why would you say that? Because people should do their job. So one day somebody's gonna do their job and go, you know, check the Talkback feature. But, you know, until then, we'll see you next Friday.
DJ Envy
Yes, that was the people's donkey again, each and every Friday, 800-585-1051. Now, tonight, of course, before we continue on, is the uncs are out.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's fun, baby.
Bill
I'm coming to babysit.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, you coming to learn something. And that's why I want you to
Bill
don't be all drunk and talking to me like an uncle tonight. I don't feel like all.
Charlamagne Tha God
First of all. First of all, you've seen me at concerts before. I don't want to talk. I like to engage in the production.
Destiny (Caller)
I don't know.
Bill
I feel like this one's gonna be different. Come here, niece.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just don't want to hear nothing crazy.
Bill
Back in my day, just don't be
Charlamagne Tha God
asking me stupid stuff.
Bill
I would crank my hat to the side and turn this all the way up. Come in.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I'm with you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't ask no questions.
DJ Envy
Don't say, who's that?
Charlamagne Tha God
None of that.
Bill
He's a huge Jay Z fan. If I have to ask any questions, I have an expert that I can, you know. Yeah, he's fine. Don't worry about him.
Charlamagne Tha God
If Nas comes out and does the hook for Dead Presidents, don't ask no questions. If Fat Joe comes out and does the hook for Bring It On, I don't want to hear like, oh, my God, I didn't know Fat Joe was on this record. I don't want to hear none of that tonight. None of that. Okay. Cuz that would be what Lawrence said. I don't want to hear none of that. None of that.
Bill
Show your music legitimately.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, if Nas gonna do hate me now next.
Destiny (Caller)
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my God. Mary Blind was on Jay Z's first album. I want to hear none of that.
DJ Envy
None of that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
All right, well, let's open up the phone lines. Let's play the lines. Clear the lines. Clear the lines. 800-585-1051. Break down quickly. What happened in San Antonio?
Bill
Yeah. So in San Antonio, Jacob Toby, who is a announcer for the spurs, is reportedly being fired. We. According to front page, front office sports now, what happened was Jacob, Toby's girlfriend got on his Instagram this week and. And she posted to his Instagram. Dang. I had the comment. Now I don't have it. Jacob, she says that she posted, this is my girlfriend of six years. She's speaking like she's Jacob, but I cheated on her with Lauren Waters. So feel free to continue following me if you really think I'm a good guy, because I'm not.
Charlamagne Tha God
But she got. She got his phone and posted that.
Bill
Yes.
Carrie Brownstein
And.
Bill
And that was a picture of her. And then in the next story, she posted photos of Jacob Toby and Lauren Waters in a photo booth. And they're laughing, giggling, but they're also kissing in one of the photos as well, too. And then the girlfriend later came out and said that it was her on the Instagram stories. But because of this, front Office Sports is reporting that Jacob Tobey was let go from his job because Lauren Waters, her brother plays for the Spurs.
DJ Envy
So the question is 800-585-1051 if they what reported what they reported. If it's true, should he have been able to get fired for cheating on his girlfriend? Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Juliana
Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?
Podcast Host (Bill and Juliana)
Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.
Juliana
Yes, because I have questions. And I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that. And I still need to know why my poop's been green.
Podcast Host (Bill and Juliana)
We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana the podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.
Essie Cupp
When Democrats are messing up, I say it. When Republicans are messing up, I say it. I'm Essie Cupp, a journalist and political commentator, and on my podcast, off the Cup, I help you make sense of the often nonsensical news. I do this on cable news too, but on my podcast I can really let loose and be my honest, unfiltered self. I just want to talk about something that happened this week because it's so bonkers, so stupid, such incredibly bad politics. We have to talk about it. Come for the hot takes, Stay for the sanity. Listen to off the cup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Podlandia Announcer
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here, you know us.
Podlandia Announcer
Or rather, you know them. Tony and Candace, Nina and Lance, Spike and yes, the chicken.
Carrie Brownstein
We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves. To tell you about Podlandia. AO rewatch our brand new podcast.
Podlandia Announcer
Each week we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning, breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters, revisiting the Portland locations you know and love, and opening up about our creative process.
Carrie Brownstein
How did any of this get made. Why do we think that was a good idea? We're ready to talk about it.
Podlandia Announcer
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life, guest stars, collaborators and friends, including director Jonathan Krisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein
Kyle is going for it. Here you fully improvised, not just words, but a song, a melody.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, I thought he was gonna write. I thought you were all gonna write a song.
Carrie Brownstein
I remember you thinking that.
Podlandia Announcer
Listen to Podlandia Ayo rewatch starting on July 16th on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Akilah Hughes
Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is getting a new one put up in its place. I'm Akilah Hughes, and Rebel Spirit Season 2 is about both of those things.
Unidentified Speaker (Rebel Spirit)
As I was watching these statues come down, I was thinking about what it meant that I grew up in a majority black state city in which there were more homages to enslavers than there were to enslaved people.
Akilah Hughes
Listen to Rebel Spirit Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bill
This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.
Podcast: Donkey of the Day (The Breakfast Club, Power 105.1 FM)
Host: Charlamagne Tha God, with DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and callers
Date: July 10, 2026
In this lively Friday edition of "Donkey of the Day," Charlamagne Tha God hands over the reins to the listeners, allowing them to call in and nominate their own "Donkeys"—people deserving of mockery or criticism for “being stupid.” This regular feature, dubbed "The People's Donkey," becomes a candid platform for the audience to share grievances, vent frustrations, and bring some humor to the end of the week. The episode is interlaced with commentary, banter, and a few serious moments, reflecting the show's signature blend of entertainment and real talk.
Caller 1: Annoyance Over Unannounced Shows
Caller 2: Destiny's Candid Story of Love Bombing and Single Motherhood
Caller 3: Frustration with DJ Envy’s Car Show Vendor Process
Caller 4: Maritime Law and Justice on Horn Island (08:37)
Charlamagne wraps up the segment encouraging listeners to continue using the iHeartRadio “Talkback” feature (albeit admitting no one checks it), emphasizing audience participation.
Lighthearted conversation about concert etiquette and music knowledge, with playful jabs about not asking “dumb” questions at shows.
The episode maintains its usual Breakfast Club mix of streetwise candor, humor, empathy, and sometimes pointed critique. While the underlying situations (parental absenteeism, event mismanagement, injustice) are serious, the overall delivery is conversational and unapologetically real, allowing space for both laughter and reflection.