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The Breakfast Club Donkey of the day with Charlemagne. I don't know why y' all keep letting him get y' all like this. It ain't me, Duvall. It's y'. All. Okay, Donkey of the day for Monday, March 9, goes to Andrew Paul Johnson. Now, I'm pretty sure Andrew Paul Johnson is from Florida because he was sentenced by a Florida jury. Now, what does your Uncle Charla always tell you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, let me tell you something about Andrew Paul Johnson, and it's really all you need to know. Andrew Paul Johnson participated in January 6th. Yes, he was one of the insurrectionists, okay? A member of Vanilla isis, a part of the domestic terrorist organization that I, without an ounce of affection, referred to as Al Cracker. All right? He was pardoned by President Trump. Play his role in the insurrection. And anyone who participates in an insurrection does not love this country. Okay? Insurrections are unconstitutional and illegal. And I know people like to shoot these folks, bail and make excuses for them and say, well, they thought they were protecting democracy. They thought the election was stolen and they were trying to intervene. My answer to all that is absolutely not. All right, stop it. Okay? These individuals were terrible people, horrible humans, repeat offenders of all types of crimes. And Andrew Paul Johnson is the latest example of that. Let's go to CBS9 for the report, please.
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And for his role in the January 6th Capitol riot is back behind bars this time after a jury convicted him of sexually assaulting a child. A jury found 45 year old Andrew Johnson guilty on five charges, including molesting a child under the age of 12 and a minor under 16. In 2024, Johnson pleaded guilty to entering the U.S. capitol broken window. Police say he used his status as a pardon rioter to coerce the victim. Johnson now faces up to life in prison.
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He used his status as a pardoned victim to. I mean, as a pardoned. Yeah, pardon. Play that last part again. To me, that last part has a. He uses.
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And for his role in the January 6th Capitol riot is back behind bars. This time after a jury convicted him of sexually assaulting a child. A jury found 45 year old Andrew Johnson guilty on charges including molesting a child under the age of 12 and a minor under 16. In 2024, Johnson pleaded guilty to entering the US Capitol through a broken window. Police say he used his status as a pardon rioter to coerce the victim. Johnson now faces up to life in prison.
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He used his status as a pardoned rioter to coerce the victim. Wow, wow, wow. President Trump does not make good decisions. Okay. At some point, even the members of the MAGA cult have to be honest about this. Not only was this guy pardoned for James January 6th, and he shouldn't have been, he also sounds like he would have had a grand old time on Epstein Island. Okay, maga, I think y' all got a type now, if you're keeping score. President Trump pardoned about 1500 people connected to the insurrection. And at least 33 of those individuals have been rearrested, charged or sentenced for other crimes since the Capitol attack. And at least five of those people have committed new crimes after receiving their pardons. Okay. Of various assortment of charges. Burglary, weapons offenses, domestic violence, dui, possession of illegal materials. And now Andrew Paul Johnson sentenced to life in prison for sexually abusing two middle school age children. What did Maya Angelou say? When someone shows you who they are the first time, believe them. Okay, well, I don't know if Andrew Paul Johnson showed us he was a child molester, but he definitely showed us he was a terrible person. All right, can somebody please ask President Trump about all the people he's pardoned who have ended up going back to prison? Can you ask him specifically about Andrew Paul Johnson? Okay. There are still some honest press corps members out there. Kaitlan Collins of cnn, I know you have more press in issues to be asking the President because there's a lot going on, but I just want to see how he would spin this one. Okay. A man you gave a presidential pardon to for storming The Capitol on January 6th has been sentenced to life in prison for sexually Abusing children, and he used his pardon status to get victims. Let me be clear. He received a pardon from Trump, and the pardon had nothing to do legally with the crimes he committed sexually abusing children. But life has a funny way of revealing who people really are, okay? Because sometimes when you shine a light on somebody's actions, you realize, you know, January 6th might not have been the worst thing about them. Okay, See, people argue about pardons. Like there's some kind of magic eraser. Like you could. You could just control, alt, delete, and suddenly somebody becomes a good person again. No, you was who you was before you got here, okay? You was a pedophile before the insurrection. You was a pedophile before the pardon. You're gonna be a pedophile after all that too. Okay? See, a pardon might erase the charge, but it can't erase your character. Please let Remy Ma give Andrew Paul Johnson the biggest Hee haw. Hee haw.
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You stupid mother. Are you dumb? That's crazy. People are so disgusting. So crazy. He used his pardon status to get victims to entice the victims. That's crazy. Wow. Well, he'll be sitting down for a long time. He has life, absolutely forever. What he needs. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed, man. And you know what I was thinking, man, am I the only person who feels off this weekend? Like, on Saturday, I was sitting in an off Broadway play. I went to go see Heathers okay With my daughter, and I just felt the. I just felt a shift, like something felt off. And I. I mentioned it to a couple of people, and they said it's because time moved forward. I've never felt like this over no hour moving forward. I wouldn't have felt that on Saturday because it happened Sunday. It happened Sunday. But that's what I'm saying. I'm saying I felt the shift. Oh, you felt Saturday evening. And then when I. What's his name? Man, shut up. And then when I said something, I said something about it, you know, later the next day, people were saying, oh, it's because time moved forward. I'm like, I've never felt like that because time moved forward. And then Lauren LaRosa came in here today and said, man, that hour moving forward before, it got me feeling off. So I'm like, okay, well, it ain't just me. Who else feels like this? Does anybody else feel like this? Let's open up the phone lines. Let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. I feel like that as well. But I thought just because I was traveling that that like that hour moved up and my body, I feel like hasn't felt the same yet. I feel like I need my hour back. I need my get back. You can't just take an hour from me and I can't get my hour back. I feel tired. What about you, Jess? I'm straight. No, you're not. You thought John the Baptist was Jesus daddy. You came in early this morning talking about John the Baptist was Jesus's daddy. Nah. No, no, no. I'm good. Yo. I the time didn't mess me up enough and it's cool. I'm great. Okay. But let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. This week it was daylight savings time. The clock actually went forward. So you lost an hour of sleep. So we're asking 800-585-1051. Has this affected you or do you feel off? Does something not feel right? Do you need your hour? You need your get back. Let's discuss this. The Breakfast Club Good morning. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull. Lame. Soft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're injured, go to Michael the Bull dot com. That's Michael the Bull dot com and when you mess with the bull, you get the horns locked in. Monthly wireless plans were built for another era. TextNow is app first free talking text real 5G coverage and service. You switch up in an instant, download TextNow and connect in minutes.
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Host: Charlamagne Tha God (Power 105.1 FM / WWPR-FM)
Episode: Capitol Rioter Pardoned By Trump Is Given Life Sentence After Molesting 2 Children
Date: March 9, 2026
In this episode, Charlamagne Tha God delivers the infamous "Donkey of the Day" award to Andrew Paul Johnson, a former Capitol rioter pardoned by President Trump who was recently sentenced to life in prison for child molestation. Charlamagne uses this story to address issues of presidential pardons, repeat offenders among January 6th participants, and the dangers of excusing serious crimes for political reasons. The tone is direct, passionate, incisive, and often laced with irony and humor.
“He was one of the insurrectionists, okay? A member of Vanilla ISIS, a part of the domestic terrorist organization that I, without an ounce of affection, referred to as Al Cracker.” (03:55, Charlamagne)
“He used his status as a pardoned rioter to coerce the victim. Wow, wow, wow.” (06:11, Charlamagne)
“What did Maya Angelou say? When someone shows you who they are the first time, believe them.” (07:01, Charlamagne)
"A man you gave a presidential pardon to... has been sentenced to life in prison for sexually abusing children, and he used his pardon status to get victims." (07:23, Charlamagne)
"You was a pedophile before the insurrection. You was a pedophile before the pardon. You’re gonna be a pedophile after all that too. … A pardon might erase the charge, but it can’t erase your character.” (07:45, Charlamagne)
"Please let Remy Ma give Andrew Paul Johnson the biggest hee haw. Hee haw." (08:36, Charlamagne)
“You stupid mother… Are you dumb? That’s crazy. People are so disgusting. So crazy.” (08:40, Charlamagne)
“The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception.” (03:43, Charlamagne)
"President Trump does not make good decisions. Okay. At some point, even the members of the MAGA cult have to be honest about this.” (06:11, Charlamagne)
"A pardon might erase the charge, but it can’t erase your character." (07:52, Charlamagne)
“Can somebody please ask President Trump about all the people he’s pardoned who have ended up going back to prison? Can you ask him specifically about Andrew Paul Johnson?” (07:14, Charlamagne)
"Life has a funny way of revealing who people really are, okay? Because sometimes when you shine a light on somebody's actions, you realize, you know, January 6th might not have been the worst thing about them." (07:33, Charlamagne)
Charlamagne communicates a mixture of outrage, incredulity, and sardonic humor as he details this shocking example of a pardoned rioter’s further descent into crime. He challenges listeners to see beyond partisan excuses, emphasizing that legal pardons cannot redeem deep moral flaws. This episode showcases Charlamagne's trademark blend of cultural commentary, moral clarity, and provocative humor—making a larger point about justice, politics, and personal character.