DONKEY: Florida Man Performs Sexual Act With A Vacuum Cleaner

Summary

Donkey of the Day — “Florida Man Performs Sexual Act With a Vacuum Cleaner”

Podcast: Donkey of the Day (Breakfast Club/Power 105.1 FM)
Date: July 15, 2026
Host: Charlamagne Tha God
Main Theme:
This episode awards the infamous “Donkey of the Day” to Kevin Westerhole, a 51-year-old Florida man who was caught committing a sexual act with a vacuum cleaner in public. The segment blends humor, disbelief, and social commentary, examining both the bizarre event and its broader implications for human behavior.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Reputation of Florida and Bizarre News Stories

• Charlamagne opens with his signature reminder:

  “The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.” (02:19)

  • He underscores that Florida is no stranger to odd news and today’s story further cements that reputation.

The Incident Itself: What Happened

• Charlamagne reveals the subject, Kevin Westerhole, and describes his crime:

  “Back in January Kevin Westerhole decided that he wanted to do the no pants dance with a Kenmore BU 1018 a shark powered DTEK AZ4002. What I’m trying to say, ghetto America, is Kevin allegedly had an inappropriate sexual encounter with a vacuum cleaner. Yes.” (03:11-03:33)

• Charlamagne leans into the absurdity:

  “Something that usually just swallows up dirt, okay, was used to swallow up Kevin Westerhole.” (03:34-03:35)
  “Can you imagine wanting to slime the banana and you see a Hoover wind tunnel 3 Max Performance Pet Bagless Upright Vacuum Cleaner just sitting there looking all thick…” (03:35-03:48)

Local News Coverage (Audio Clip)

• The show plays a local news report outlining the incident:

  “Deputies say a Seminole County man is accused of having sexual performances with a vacuum cleaner in public at a resort. Now he is locked up…” (04:00-04:29)

  • Noted details include:
    • The act took place in a Kissimmee resort.
    • Prior similar complaints filed with his HOA.

Social Commentary & Ridicule

• Charlamagne dives into comic and social riffing:

  “See, this is why aliens won’t visit us. And if they do, they have to hide. Okay?” (04:31)
  “All these perfectly good vaginas out here and Kevin trying to take down a Black and Decker. Okay?” (04:33)

• Raises issues of consent—even for inanimate objects:

  “That poor vacuum didn’t even give consent. That poor vacuum was probably thinking, I just wanted to clean the carpet.” (04:38-04:44)

On the Need for Actual Human Connection

• Charlamagne humorously advocates for healthy human intimacy:

  “This is why getting cheeks is very, very important. Okay? We don’t talk about the mental clarity that sex with an actual human can actually provide. And we don’t talk about the mental retardation that getting no sex can cause.” (05:28-05:37)

• Memorable moment: Charlamagne plays a viral church testimony as a comic parallel to sexual frustration:

  “I want you to know that I’ve been running for God and I’m chased. I haven’t had no sex. Amen.... But you looking at a testimony. I haven’t had no sex.” (05:54-06:23, Original Speaker)

• Finishing this bit, Charlamagne jokes:

  “She couldn’t take it. She had to run out of the church. And little did y’ all know, she was running to get a vacuum cleaner.” (06:23–06:32)

Donkey of the Day Award

• Ceremonial conclusion:

  “Please give Kevin West a hold [sic] the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.” (06:43)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On free will:

  “Just because you have free will doesn’t mean you should use it. Okay? Honestly, sometimes I feel like God questions why he even gave it to us.” (03:02)

• On the vacuum, as if it were sentient:

  “That poor vacuum was probably thinking, I just wanted to clean the carpet.” (04:44)

• On headlines from Florida:

  “This is just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida on the Breakfast Club.” (02:33)

• On sex deprivation:

  “We don’t talk about the mental clarity that sex with an actual human can actually provide. And we don’t talk about the mental retardation that getting no sex can cause.” (05:33)

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Segment: “Guess What Race It Is”

• [07:16] Charlamagne invites co-hosts to play a recurring Breakfast Club game, using the premise of the story to “guess” the perpetrator’s race.
  • Charlamagne: "Of course he’s white. I just—what are we talking about?” (07:26)
  • The bit is played as self-evident, riffing on common tropes associated with such wild Florida stories.

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Final Reflections

• Charlamagne closes:

  "Strange world we live in, man.” (07:06)

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Important Timestamps

• 02:19 — “Craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.”
• 03:11–03:34 — Introduction to Kevin Westerhole and the vacuum incident.
• 04:00–04:29 — News report plays.
• 04:31–04:55 — Charlamagne’s riff: “This is why aliens won’t visit us.”
• 05:28–05:37 — On the importance of sex with real people.
• 05:54–06:23 — Viral church testimony audio.
• 06:43 — Awarding Donkey of the Day.
• 07:16–07:56 — “Guess What Race It Is” segment.

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Tone and Delivery

Charlamagne maintains his trademark blend of comedic irreverence, side commentary, and light social critique. The episode is full of hyperbolic imagery, pop-culture references, and the use of call-and-response with co-hosts and listeners. The humor often borders on the absurd but is anchored by pointed observations about American culture and human behavior.

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In summary: The episode is a quintessential “Donkey of the Day,” turning a bizarre, headline-making incident into an opportunity for laughs, social reflection, and the playful reinforcement of longstanding Breakfast Club and Donkey of the Day traditions.

Transcript

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is just one of the many wacky

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news stories out of Florida on the Breakfast Club. Yes. Donkey of the day for Wednesday, July 15th goes to a 51 year old Florida man named Kevin Westerhole. Now, what does your Uncle Charlotte always tell you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception. Drop one of clues bombs for Florida. Just because today's story has reminded us once again that just because you have free will doesn't mean you should use it. Okay? Honestly, sometimes I feel like God questions why he even gave it to us. Because back in January Kevin Westerhole decided that he wanted to do the no pants dance with a Kenmore BU 1018 a shark powered DTEK AZ4002. What I'm trying to say, ghetto America, is Kevin allegedly had an inappropriate sexual encounter with a vacuum cleaner. Yes.

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A vacuum.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay.

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An appliance.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Something that usually just swallows up dirt. Okay. Was used to swallow up Kevin Westerhold. Yes. Can you imagine wanting to slime the banana and you see a Hoover wind tunnel 3 max performance pet bagless upright vacuum cleaner just sitting there looking all thick and you say to yourself, yeah, popcorn on the floor isn't the only thing you gon be sucking up tonight. Go to WFTV Channel 9 for the report, please.

[News Reporter]

Deputies say a Seminole county man is accused of having sexual performances with a vacuum cleaner in public at a resort. Now he is locked up. According to investigators, video shows Kevin Westerholt roaming the halls of Windsor Hills Resort in Kissimmee without any clothes on and engaging in a sexual act with the device. Further investigation revealed another incident reported by his hoa. That report details a suspicion similar performance with that vacuum in the street.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

See, this is why aliens won't visit us. And if they do, they have to hide. Okay? Just imagine traveling 40 million light years just to find out humans are out here trying to put their genitals in household appliances. Okay? All these perfectly good vaginas out here and Kevin trying to take down a Black and Decker. Okay? And that poor vacuum didn't even give consent. Okay? That poor vacuum was probably thinking, I just wanted to clean the carpet. I can't believe I have to say this on the radio this morning, but my brothers, the only thing a vacuum should be sucking up is dust. And what if Kevin Westerhole is a bottom? If you take that suction tube and put it back there. Isn't that like a dry colonic? Not to mention, you know, now Kevin has to undergo psychic psychosexual evaluation. For what? What is there to evaluate? The man is sick. Okay? The therapist gonna say, tell me what you bought. Bought you here. So tell me what bought you here. And Kevin's gonna reply, a ho. Name?

[Testimonial Speaker]

Hoover.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay? This is why getting cheeks is very, very important. Okay? We don't talk about the mental clarity that sex with an actual human can actually provide. And we don't talk about the mental retardation that getting no sex can cause. Okay? Remember that video of that lady who said, I haven't had no sex and she ran out to church? Let me remind you.

[Testimonial Speaker]

Listen, I'm 23 now. I'm saved.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I'm glad about it because in

[Testimonial Speaker]

spite of all that I've seen, God's hand has been over my life. Since I gave my life to the Lord. I want you to know that I've been running for God and I'm chased. I haven't had no sex. Amen. I'm from the guttermost to the uttermost. I'm from the place where they say, no good thing can come out of that thing. It's where STDs and gangs and drug dealers reside. But you looking at a testimony. I haven't had no sex.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She couldn't take it. She couldn't take it. She had to run out of the church. And little did y' all know, she was running to get a vacuum cleaner. That's what not getting no sex does to you. Causes you to do things like make a vacuum cleaner. Need a filter replacement. Because they are. They are not equipped to clean up large amounts of bro. Yo, please give Kevin West a hold the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.

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Strange world we live in, man.

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Nope. I mean, we could, but I wanted to play again. You already put a picture up there. Well, that's for Netflix. We can do it for the radio, though.

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Come on, the picture was up. Oh, but I want to play again. You didn't get it?

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I. I just have you just wanted

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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when you put your in the vacuum

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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Nah, you a bottom. Forget it. Forget it.

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