DONKEY: Florida Woman Arrested For Kicking Child During Youth Football Game

Summary

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Donkey of the Day: Florida Woman Arrested for Kicking Child During Youth Football Game

Podcast: Donkey of the Day – The Breakfast Club (Power 105.1 FM)
Host: Charlamagne Tha God with guest commentator
Date: May 7, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Charlamagne Tha God awards the infamous "Donkey of the Day" to Renee Lynn Lambert, a 34-year-old woman from Fort Myers, Florida, who was arrested for kicking a child during a youth football game. The episode explores the incident, the context behind parental conduct at youth sporting events, and broader reflections on discipline, accountability, and emotional maturity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Incident Recap (02:19–04:29)

• Who: Renee Lynn Lambert, 34, from Fort Myers, FL
• What: Arrested for cruelty to a child (without great bodily harm) and resisting an officer
• Where: Youth football game in Fort Myers
• What Happened:
  • Renee kicked a 13-year-old player on the field, witnessed by several attendees and caught on camera.
  • She claimed the child hit her with a helmet, which was disproven.
  • She has now been banned from all Fort Myers Falcons events.

Notable Quote:

"Renee played a very dangerous game and that game is putting your hands on other people’s children." – Charlamagne (02:53)

News Clip Summary:

• Curtis Jones (witness): “I think she was just trying to generally just hit the kid for no reason.” (03:46)
• Alexander Rosario Gonzalez (parent): Lambert previously got aggressive at another game.

2. Charlamagne's Reflections on Parental Conduct (04:29–06:43)

• Charlamagne’s Take:
  • Questions why adults feel the need to get physically involved in children’s disputes.
  • Suggests that if someone puts hands on a child, the child's "village" (allied adults) should be allowed to retaliate — with police acting merely as referees to keep things civil.

Notable Quote:

"If you decide to put your hands on someone else's child, then that child's village should be allowed to put hands on you… Police should simply be the referees to make sure things don’t get too out of hand." – Charlamagne (05:09)

• Emphasizes that emotional maturity is lacking in adults who act out this way.

3. Debate: Is Parental Vigilance Ever Justified? (07:46–09:36)

• Co-host’s Perspective:
  • Relates to the temptation parents feel when their own kids get hurt in sports.
  • Argues dirty play happens and can provoke intense reactions.

Notable Quote:

"If you’re a parent and your kid plays football or basketball, you’ve seen that before. And maybe you wanted to jump out there and yoke a kid up too." – Co-host (08:55)

• Charlamagne’s Response:
  • Pushes back; notes this isn’t what happened in this case.
  • Points out the danger of justifying violence based on hypothetical situations.

Notable Exchange:

• Charlamagne: "This is not the story." (08:29)
• Co-host: "I don’t know if that’s the source. But if you hit my son illegally and damn they try to take my son out..." (08:30)
• Charlamagne: "I understand…but is that this situation?" (08:38)

4. Societal Implications & Final Thoughts (06:43–07:46, 09:40–09:53)

• Charlamagne’s Satirical Reflection:
  • Mocks the absurdity of adults fighting children at kids’ sports.
  • Jokes: "What has society become when we have 34 year olds beefing with folks whose bedtime should be 8:30pm... This is exactly why Jesus not coming back." (06:45)
  • Praises organization for banning Renee: “You can’t be around kids if your emotional maturity is the same as the child.” (07:17)
• Light Banter:
  • Gentle ribbing between hosts about their own parental instincts and justifications.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |------------|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:53 | Charlamagne | "Renee played a very dangerous game and that game is putting your hands on other people’s children." | | 04:05 | Alexander R.G. | "The mom was really aggressive towards everybody, the coaching staff, the other parents, and especially the kid on the field."| | 05:09 | Charlamagne | "If you decide to put your hands on someone else's child, then that child's village should be allowed to put hands on you…" | | 06:45 | Charlamagne | "What has society become when we have 34 year olds beefing with folks whose bedtime should be 8:30pm… This is exactly why Jesus not coming back." | | 08:55 | Co-host | "If you’re a parent and your kid plays football or basketball, you’ve seen that before. And maybe you wanted to jump out there and yoke a kid up too."| | 07:17 | Charlamagne | "You can’t be around kids if your emotional maturity is the same as the child." |

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Key Timestamps

• 02:19–04:29: News report and incident summary
• 04:29–06:43: Charlamagne's alternative “village justice” solution
• 06:43–07:46: Banter about adult immaturity and sports
• 07:46–09:36: Parental perspective and debate on justifiable reactions
• 09:40–09:53: Episode wrap, light-hearted banter

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Conclusion

The episode serves as both a critique and a cautionary tale about parental behavior at youth sporting events. Charlamagne uses humor and real talk to point out just how absurd and dangerous it is when adults act out against children. While the co-host provides a relatable look at the protective instincts parents feel, both ultimately agree that emotional maturity, accountability, and reason must prevail—for the sake of the kids. The "Donkey of the Day" is well-earned, and the host's satirical edge drives home the lesson with wit and clarity.

Transcript

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The Breakfast Club bitch donkey of the day. When Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y' all keep letting him get y' all like this. It's not me, Duvall. It's your people. Okay, Donkey. Today for Thursday, May 7th goes to 34 year old Renee Lynn Lambert of Fort Myers, Florida. Renee has been booked on suspicion of cruelty to a child without great bodily harm and resisting an officer. And I personally believe this arrest was a waste of taxpayers dollars. And I'll tell you why after I tell you why she was arrested, okay? Renee played a very dangerous game and that game is putting your hands on other people's children, okay? Whenever I see adults do things like Rene, I think to myself, she don't got no kids. Because when you got kids, you don't tend to play with other people's churn, okay? Because you know how you are down to die about yours. So why would you ever want to be on the receiving end of somebody down to die about this? Okay? Well, Renee was at a youth football game, all right? It doesn't say, you know, how young. It just says a youth football game where witnesses reported seeing an adult female reportedly kicking a juvenile male in the middle of the field. Let's go to NBC News for the report, please.

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A fight between youth football players in Fort Myers caught on camera over the weekend. A mother with the Fort Myers Falcons can be seen kicking a 13 year old player on the ground. Lee county deputies say that was Renee Lambert and arrested her for child abuse. Curtis Jones recorded the fight.

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I think she was just trying to generally just hit the kid for no reason.

[C]

Other parents and players say this was not the first time it got tense. Alexander Rosario Gonzalez tells me she was also recorded in this escalated moment at a different game with the Port Charlotte Bandits a few days before.

[F]

The mom was really aggressive towards everybody, the coaching staff, the other parents, and especially the kid on the field.

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The Fort Myers Falcons sent me a statement saying they are extremely disappointed that she has been permanently banned from all of Fort Myers Falcons events. Lambert told deputies she fought back because a child hit her with a helmet. But they later found out that wasn't true.

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I don't know if she was a parent or not. Maybe she was a parent, but some parents got to stay home, okay? It's football. Your baby gonna get hit, all right? If you can't handle that, then get him off the team. Okay? But you know why I said her arrest is a complete waste of taxpayers dollars? Because in situations like that, police just need to be referees. Okay, what do I mean by just need to be referees? If you decide to put your hands on someone else's child in that child's village should be allowed to put hands on you, okay? We have to establish a different standard out here, man. Okay? If you put hands on my child, everyone in that child's village should be allowed to jump you, okay? And it should be gender specific. If you a man and you put hands on my child, all the men in that child's village should be allowed to jump you, okay? They should initiate the jumping. And if the woman, the women in the village want to get some licks in, they should have that right. And vice versa, okay? If you're a woman that hits my child, all the women should be allowed to jump you. And the men shouldn't be allowed to get some licks in, but the men should be allowed to hold you while the women in the village handle their business, okay? And the police should simply be the referees to make sure things don't get too out of hand, okay? Some of our problems in our society, we don't always need the law to intervene. Sometimes good old fashioned ass whippings are better than the law. And the reason we need these ass whippings to commence is because people have to be afraid of putting their hands on other people's children. I've read this story three times and still have no idea why this woman decided to run out there on that field and kick that child. Okay? A witness identified as Andre Valdez backed up the players claim that he was on the ground when Lambert allegedly kicked him in the leg. And guess what? I have no idea why Renee did that. Okay? Renee said she was hit first. How? You weren't in the game, okay? You weren't out there practicing, okay? You lied and said you got hit with a helmet. All right? The kerfuffle happened in the middle of the field. How did you end up in the middle of the field, Renee? How did he hit you first when he was in the middle of the field minding his business, playing? Not to mention you're 34 years old. You sound like my daughters. He hit me first. Why isn't he in trouble? Can we hear some of that? You are being pointed out as being a suspect right now.

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You were detained. You are detained. So where's number nine? Go get number nine.

[B]

A kid?

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Yes.

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You're an adult. So you mad at them for hitting me? I'm mad at an adult for attacking a kid. Stop.

[F]

You're detained right now, ma'.

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Am. That is a child. You're supposed to be an adult, okay? The voice of reason. A peacemaker. But instead you run on the field attacking football players like you, trying to earn a roster Spot. What has society become when we have 34 year olds beefing with folks whose bedtime should be 8:30pm okay, this is exactly, and I mean exactly why Jesus not coming back. Imagine Christ returning, setting it off rapture just to see a grown woman in aloe leggings trying to tackle number nine from the Falcons youth football team. It's not happening. Okay? Salute to the youth football organization because you heard in the news report they banned her permanently from all events. And I agree. You can't be around kids if your emotional maturity is the same as the child. Please give Renee Lynn Lambert the biggest he. Huh? I watch dumbass light skin over here. Watch him. I know him. I know him. I know this man. Well, watch him. Watch. Dumbass light skin. Go ahead, go ahead. Don't put some beige justification on it. Watch.

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I'm just saying, I don't know what happened in this situation. Right? But imagine little. Imagine little Ash, he's playing football. Yeah, right. And one of them big overweight linemans, bigger than your son, hits your son in the back and he's not paying attention. Damn, that knocks him out. Right?

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It's football.

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It doesn't matter. There's certain things that are illegal and you can't do or a kid is playing dirty. We've all seen dirty kids play football. We've all seen dirty kids play basketball. And if you're a parent, you know what I mean, that one kid that's dirty that's going to elbow your son and intentionally injure your child or try to see why you had to put it like. I'm just saying that now. I'm just saying that because I've seen that before.

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Sauce on this story that don't even exist.

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I don't know.

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This is not the story.

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I don't know if that's the source. But if you hit my son illegally and damn, they try to take my son out in that situation.

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I understand.

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I do understand. But is that this situation?

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I don't know. You heard the news report. The woman said she got hit with a helmet by the child. And everybody said that was a goddamn l. But here you go with your baby. Justification for things that don't make no damage.

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I'm just saying if you're a parent and your kid plays football or basketball, you've seen that before.

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God.

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And maybe you wanted to jump out there and yoke a kid up too.

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This waffle color justification, I saw it in his eyes.

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You did.

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You knew.

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I've seen it before and I might or might not have jumped on a court before. I haven't touched the kid, but I might have almost. Okay. Cause you elbow my kid the wrong way purposely.

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Yeah, I felt the way.

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Yeah, well, that situation, that's different. I'm just saying I'm gonna be out there. All right. I can't be a 13 year old. These 13 year olds, big fat.

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We don't even know the age.

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You said 13.

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I did not say 13. He didn't say anything. I actually said I don't know the age. Be ready to give all type of details that don't exist. I know there's parents out there that understand.

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They've seen it before.

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