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That's pretty funny. Charlamagne, The Devil, possibly the Breakfast Club. Yes. Donkey of the day for Thursday, February 27th goes to a 63 year old woman named Soon Bang. And Soon Bang has been charged with operating a prostitution business from the New Jersey massage parlor she owns. Yes, her name is Soon Bang and she owns the Oasis Spa in Denville, New Jersey. And with a name like Soon Bang, her career choice was just destiny. Okay, if you walk into a massage parlor and the owner is Soon Bang, then you already know they got a Hidden menu. And according to police reports and a stem to stem interview with Soonbang, she admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse and providing handjobs with clients in exchange for money. Okay, I know what you're thinking, and what you're thinking is, damn it, why do I never end up at these massage parlors? Okay, they don't do this in Massage Envy. Oh, that's not what you're thinking. Oh, okay, me neither. By the way, I was just trying to connect with whoever feels that way. But Soon Bang operates the Oasis Spa in Denville, New Jersey. And before I continue, I need you to know that the detective on this case was Detective D. Large. I'm not making any of this story up, nor am I mature enough to have this conversation, but here we are. Now, the reason police searched this massage parlor was for a number of reasons, and none of them had anything to do with her name. Soon Bang. First of all, when authorities raided Oasis Spa, they found all the classic indicators of an illicit operation. Okay? They discovered a large quantity of condoms hidden within a mattress. Because safe sex is great sex, but you better wear a latex. Okay? The $50 million in condoms that Donald Trump said were sent to Hamas by US Aid were stashed in a mattress an Oasis Spa. And they were hidden in plants, which could be an organic option for the environmentally conscious perverts out there. Okay? Not to mention, she had numerous online reviews for explicit sexual acts with customers. That'll do it. Okay, when you have actual online reviews about the hand jobs that are happening in your establishment, you are just begging to get caught. Okay? If your Yelp reviews sound like they belong on Onlyfans Trust and Believe, you might as well be snitching on yourself. When they searched Soon Bang's residence, they also found a bunch of cash hidden in her bedroom. And the same style condom that was located in the Oasis Spa was found in Soon Bang's bedroom. I don't know why that was a necessary detail. She probably buys in bulk, just like Diddy does his baby oil. This what I don't understand, though. Soon bang is 63. One of our employees got arrested. Their name was Yu shun li. Day 67. At what point are you too old for this? Okay? You should be sitting around watching Family Feud playing Scrabble, but you out here living like a crime boss on a 50 cent power spinoff, why? And such an obvious crime if your name is Soon Bang, okay, don't run a business where that's exactly what's happening, okay? You can't get arrested for doing exactly what your name says. Speaking of her name, I think it's time to play a game of guess what. Right. She is Soon Bang, 63 years old, owns a massage parlor called Oasis Spa. When you went to Oasis Spa, they were also operating a prostitution business. DJ Envy. Guess what race she is. This is a tough one. Oh, New Jersey. Soon Bang hand jobs on the hidden menu. I'm Asian. Tiger style. Tiger. Okay, okay, okay. Soon Bang, 63 years old, owns a massage parlor called Oasis Spa. When you went to Oasis Spa, they were operating a prostitution business. Jess. Hilarious. Guess what race she is. Black. Ooh. Okay. What made you think black? I'm just curious. We can get a little kinky sometimes and do a name change. You know what I mean? You know? Okay, now, I have seen no pictures, all right? I'm basing this off all gut feelings, but if her name is Soon Bang and one of her employees is Yushan Lee, and Lee is spelled Li, I'm just gonna assume that DJ Envy, you are absolutely correct. And Soon Being is Asian. Why did you do the Donald Trump double hands up dance? Why did you do that? Okay, I'm just gonna assume she's Asian. Abcd Hand job free. Okay. Please give Soon Bang the biggest he Hawk. Now, I may what or may have not been to Oasis Spa before. Oh, you've been there before. That's why you did the double hand job. When I used to live in. In that county, there was Groupons, and you could get. They were cheap. She was crazy. Cheap massages. I'll tell you what's crazy. What? You didn't have to volunteer that information. Right? You just decided that you may or may not be involved in this type of activity. Me and the wife went and got, you know, massages, but I didn't get no happy ending or nobody even asked me. I'm just telling you. You didn't have to tell us. You. I just. Nope. Because I looked it up. When you said Oasis spot in Denville, I'm like, I think I've been there before. 711 is around the corner all around New York, though, because my old camera guy, Los. He used to. He used to. Yeah, he used to partake in those all the time. He did, actually. That was always the spot. I don't know about always inspired, but I know he used to do it. He said it's more in New York than you think. It is one on every corner. And the majors be going to work and then going to work, work after the work. So, yeah, he would come, come in Here after coming there. No. I mean, it was never. No, I didn't, you know, hand job or nothing like that, but you sound guilty to me. Sir, I'm be honest with you. I didn't even ask for. We didn't ask for, like, what are you talking about? Okay. And let me ask you a question. You've been to a bunch of massage places. Have they ever offered you? Never. Me neither. I've never gotten that. Me neither. I don't believe you, though. 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