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DJ Envy
This is an iHeart podcast, Guaranteed Human.
Robert Smigel
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week. My guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter.
Sports Slice Host
Where does your group perform?
DJ Envy
We do some retirement homes.
Robert Smigel
Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Clifford Taylor IV
A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what y' all say. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the Fourth. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with athletes, creators and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever. Get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow CLIFFORD and at TikTok Podcast Network.
Sports Slice Host
On TikTok last night, a blown call changed the game. This morning, the Internet lost its mind and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in.
Timbo
I'm Timbo.
Sports Slice Host
And every episode we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headlines. And we're going straight to the source. The athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slice Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
DJ Envy
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Clifford Taylor IV
It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
Timbo
Remember now, that is how they choose.
Clifford Taylor IV
Call in now. 800-585-1051.
DJ Envy
Yes, Donkey. Today for Friday, May 8th is the People's donkey. You know, every Friday, we open up the phone lines and we allow you, the people, to give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. So who's this?
Joshua Williams
Hey, this is Joshua Williams. I'm trying to get somebody talk to you today.
DJ Envy
Go ahead, Josh. You want to get a bigger C? Hard to.
Joshua Williams
First I want to say what's up to everybody. DJ Envy or LaRosa. Jerry Staller, man, of course. And Charlamagne. I was at the Black Effect Podcast festival.
DJ Envy
Thank you for coming, brother.
Joshua Williams
I know.
Robert Smigel
No problem.
Joshua Williams
I'm the one that snuck backstage to give you the paper, man.
DJ Envy
Oh, my God. A pilot. The guy that wanted to be the pilot. You trying to be a pilot?
Joshua Williams
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, that's me.
DJ Envy
Absolutely. I can't forget you.
Timbo
Yeah, man.
DJ Envy
He snuck backstage. And I'm gonna tell you what I like about him. He snuck backstage. He had this whole proposal. He was asking me. He was asking me and Duvall for money, but in a respectful way because he's trying to get his pilot license. But then he goes, hey, man, I just want you to know, man, I snuck back here, man. He just kept it one.
Timbo
In it. Yeah.
DJ Envy
Good guy. Your money.
Timbo
No.
Joshua Williams
Oh, no, no. Nobody called me yet. I'm still waiting on the email or call.
DJ Envy
Yes, sir. He asked for $150,000.
Clifford Taylor IV
Oh, wow.
DJ Envy
How much?
Timbo
It was called.
Joshua Williams
That's how much the program is.
DJ Envy
Huh? I can't hear me, though.
Timbo
I can't hear me, though.
Joshua Williams
That's how much school is.
DJ Envy
Yes, he wants to be a pilot. Okay. Yes, school, too. Yeah. But continue, sir. You want to get the biggest he haw to.
Joshua Williams
I just want to get the biggest he haw to everybody who's, you know, not nice and, you know, doesn't have compassion nowadays, because I feel like people need compassion nowadays just for everyday stuff, you know? You know, you don't know who people are going. You know, what people are going through. Just the other day, I was talking to somebody, and I caught myself. I'm like, dang, man. I don't know what this person is going through, and, you know, I don't know what they have in their life. So donkey today that everybody who doesn't have compassion, everybody who's not nice, especially when we drive on these crazy roads, man.
DJ Envy
Oh, you're a truck driver?
Joshua Williams
No, no, I just, you know, I just. Nah. But like, in Atlanta, people drive crazy.
DJ Envy
Oh, got. You got. You got.
Joshua Williams
You got to compass on the road.
Elise
All right.
DJ Envy
In New York, they do, too. So I appreciate that, bro. Yes, sir. Thank you, my brother. Give me your information, man. So if anybody want to reach out to you and maybe help you on your journey to be a pilot, my
Joshua Williams
name is Joshua Williams. My phone number is.
DJ Envy
Millions of people listening now. You don't want to give your phone number. Damn. Give me an Instagram or something.
Joshua Williams
No, I don't got an Instagram, but my email is Joshua Williams 1299gmail.com. Being a pilot is something I've been trying to do since high school. It's my passion. It's just super expensive and I'm trying to pay for it. If you can help me out, I. I greatly appreciate it. You know, all you gotta do is pay. I'll do the rest and I even pay you back, man.
DJ Envy
Yes, sir. I appreciate you, brother.
Joshua Williams
All right, you guys have a good one.
DJ Envy
All right. I respect his hustle. Good morning. Who's this?
Timbo
This is Don Dada from Queens. How you doing, my brother?
DJ Envy
Don Dada from Queens. Who you want to get a biggest y heart to? Don Dada, man.
Timbo
You already know. They got this dude on the head today. Maybe all over. He just got kicked off a kick. His name is Just the Builder. This white dude is crazy, bro.
DJ Envy
I don't know him, but I heard his name.
Timbo
Yeah, you gonna have him because somebody gonna do something to him, bro. Because he's. He's walking around provoking black people call him the N word, Free speech. So he thinks it's his right to call people the N word and out their name because it's free speech. And he walks up and then he threatens people. Matter of fact, I think he just had one where he maced a pregnant girl.
DJ Envy
No.
Timbo
Trying to defend her, but yeah, man, they arrested him. The dude is crazy.
DJ Envy
He maced a pregnant girl and ain't nobody beat him up.
Timbo
He didn't need nobody one yet, bro, because he come over here with it. I'm going to jail. No, seriously, that dude is crazy. You see a picture of him? He got a cowboy hat on and he got this funny, like, French mustache. He looked like he low on the other side, bro.
DJ Envy
His name is Chud the Builder. Chud C H U D. So you already did your. You already did your jail math. You. You read. You've calculated how much the time. How much time you gonna get.
Timbo
I'm saying that, but you know, I ain't really trying to do that. But, you know, you never know what you're gonna do when you get approached in that situation, man. We don't deal with a lot from white people. And for you to come up and provoke me and jump in my face, I don't know how I'm gonna react.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I mean, you maced my. You mace a pregnant woman. You gotta get it. Yeah. Good morning. Who's this?
Timbo
This is Paul, Irene.
DJ Envy
Hey, Paul, Irene. Who you wanna get the biggest he to America?
Timbo
Okay, I would like to get the biggest he had to America.
DJ Envy
Tell us why.
Timbo
Mainly because of Trump. I mean, I don't really care he vote for Trump. Kamala, whoever, but. And this collateral damage because I know everyone didn't want Trump, but America gotta get it, y'.
Joshua Williams
All.
Timbo
Y' all instilled a leader, quote unquote. A leader who portrayed himself as Jesus. He told y' all he was gonna, like, make this new dancing room with his own private funds. And now $1 billion of your own tax money and gas is high. Started a war. He did the Jimmy Dolan shake and bake on the whole continent.
DJ Envy
Damn.
Timbo
You know, laughing and cheering. America gotta get it. We all done.
DJ Envy
Why you. Why you talking like you're not in America? Oh, that's what I said.
Timbo
I'm a dummy too. I don't know what else to do with the gas. I just see the gap. $5, $6 is crazy.
DJ Envy
Well, I mean, listen, that's. That's the thing about living in this country, right? Like, whether or not you voted for a person don't matter because you still got to deal with the consequences of the President's actions regardless.
Timbo
Exactly. Exactly. Oh, and I'm sorry before, because I know envy likes to bang on people real quick. May I please also say, with the X Files, you gotta check out Sasquatch Chronicle. It's a podcast about people who tell the encounters, the stories about when they encounter Bigfoot.
DJ Envy
You ain't gotta tell me twice. I'm gonna watch it. But I will say this. It's hard for me to listen to episodes about Sasquatch. I'm the guy that's stuck on all the Sasquatch TV shows.
Timbo
This, I. I swear this is better. Like, I'm convinced. I don't like to say I believe, but I'm very convinced they exist. When you hear these people's encounters, it don't sound like it's gotta be real. Like, what, do these people think they might be aliens?
DJ Envy
Nah, I don't think they're aliens. I mean, listen, Bigfoot is just a primate in the woods. Like, think about all of the crazy primates we see in the jungle. Why is it so far fetched to think that it's just a primate in the woods?
Timbo
Exactly. Exactly. But then why the government hiding it? That's the only thing that don't make sense.
DJ Envy
That is. That is true. That is true. But I. I watch all. I watch Finding Bigfoot Expedition, Bigfoot. Sasquatch on Hulu. I watch all of that.
Timbo
This is the best one, hands down. I can do Sasquatch Chronicles and. Oh, and Shattered. Like, please check it out. That's the comic book I gave you. I don't like to bother people, but it's. I think you're gonna like it. Like, I really think you're gonna like it.
DJ Envy
Okay, I'm gonna check it out, my brother.
Timbo
Okay. You already got it. I gave it to you.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Timbo
That's a memory. Yeah.
Joshua Williams
Yeah.
DJ Envy
I tell you, another good movie, too. Sasquatch Sunset. You ever saw that?
Joshua Williams
No.
DJ Envy
Oh, man. It came out a couple of years ago. You got to watch Sasquatch Sunset. It's not a documentary, though. It's actually movie about a family of big feet. I guess you should call them big feet if it's more than one. Good morning. Who's this?
Elise
Elise.
DJ Envy
Elise. Oh, yeah, exactly. Go to the wall. Who you want to get a biggest haul to? Elise.
Elise
To the owners of Percy and Willie
Timbo
In Florence, S.C. what is Percy and Willie?
DJ Envy
Let me look that up. What's that? That's a.
Elise
It's a restaurant.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Elise
So a food critic went there. His name is Ben. A critic. He's very well known. Whenever he walked in the restaurant, everybody knew him. Like, he was getting so much love. And the owners just came up and told him he had to leave. And when he asked why, they said, because you're videoing, and we don't allow videoing in here. And proceeds to turn around and say, call the police. Like, that man did something.
DJ Envy
Wow. I'm watching it now. Video shows confrontation as black food critic says he was pushed from South Carolina restaurant.
Elise
Yes.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Percy and William.
Elise
Everybody was in there showing him love. Like, very well known. He's awesome.
DJ Envy
Is that an actual policy? Do they not allow. I don't see how you can not allow videotape in 2026, everybody videotaping something.
Elise
Exactly. I really believe it was because he was a black man with locks, and they was just profiling.
DJ Envy
I mean, there's plenty of black men with locks in Florence, South Carolina.
Elise
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Maybe it was because of the disruption he was causing. Not causing a disruption, but, you know,
Elise
it wasn't even a disruption.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I don't want to say disruption.
Timbo
You know what I mean?
DJ Envy
I'm watching the video now. It wasn't a camera crew. He just had his camera. I don't mean disruption, but, you know, like, everybody, like, getting excited when they saw him and stuff like that.
Elise
Right. Even one of the Hostess came up to him and was like, I have a waitress that wants to wait on you. So we got a table for you. They specifically want you because it's you. Wow.
DJ Envy
So what y' all gonna do? Y' all gonna stop going to Percy and Willis?
Elise
I. I'll never go there.
Timbo
Well, I don't.
Elise
I don't live there, but I would never go there if I did go.
DJ Envy
Where you live in Florence, where you live at?
Elise
Well, I'm from North Carolina, but I live in Florida now.
DJ Envy
Oh, so you just minding South Carolina business is what you're doing this morning?
Elise
Definitely.
DJ Envy
Okay. Nothing wrong with that. It's a good story to amplify. Cause I didn't know nothing about it. Thank you for calling.
Elise
Thank you.
DJ Envy
All right. Salute to the Bennett critic. I don't know. I don't know him.
Clifford Taylor IV
I'm just.
DJ Envy
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Robert Smigel
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter.
Sports Slice Host
Where does your group perform?
DJ Envy
We do some retirement homes.
Robert Smigel
Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Clifford Taylor IV
A win is a win, A win is a win. I don't care what y' all say. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor, the fourth you might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow CLIFFORD and at TikTok Podcast Network.
Sports Slice Host
On TikTok last night, a blown call changed the game. This morning, the Internet lost its mind and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in.
Timbo
I'm Timbo.
Sports Slice Host
And every episode we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headline. And we're going straight to the source. The athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo, Slice Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
DJ Envy
This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.
Podcast: Donkey of the Day (Power 105.1 FM)
Host: DJ Envy, with callers and contributors
Theme: Letting the listeners nominate "Donkey of the Day" for acts of foolishness or injustice
On this special Friday edition of "Donkey of the Day," DJ Envy turns the mic over to the listeners for "The People’s Donkey," allowing callers to nominate people or groups they feel have displayed ignorance, lack of compassion, or egregious behavior. This episode features a series of lively, candid calls ranging from personal grievances to social commentary, including discussions on public compassion, racism, political disillusionment, and viral injustice in the service industry.
The conversation stays candid, humorous, and authentic, with real-life stories, cultural critique, and an earnest (if occasionally comedic) call for more empathy and less ignorance in daily life. DJ Envy remains both facilitator and occasional skeptic, helping callers’ stories resonate while grounding outrageous nominations in the show’s classic tone: part vent, part rallying cry, part community check-in.
This “People’s Donkey” episode is a lively, listener-driven showcase of personal and societal grievances—from a lack of everyday empathy to viral injustices and systemic issues. Through humor, outrage, and storytelling, the episode highlights common frustrations and the collective desire for a kinder, more accountable society.