Welcome to another episode of the Doomloop Dispatch, the news show covering the worst parts of the San Francisco Bay Area. In this episode, Kevin and D. Scot run through the candidates and ballot measures up for vote on June 2, giving their thoughts along the way. Tune in and take notes!

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VOTER GUIDE

Governor: I wish Tony Thurmond but it’s probably Steyer

Lt. Governor: Oliver Ma (Tubbs endorsed Bloomberg)

Secretary of State – Shirley Weber

Attorney General – Rob Bonta

Controller – Malia Cohen

Treasurer — Tony Vasquez

Insurance Commissioner — Jane Kim

Superintendent of Public Instruction — Nichelle Henderson

Board of Equalization — Sally Lieber

State Senate SD 10: Anne Kepner

State Assembly AD 12: Jessica Elward

State Assembly AD 14: Mark Rendon (fuck Buffy Wicks)

State Assembly AD 16: no endorsement Rebecca Bauer-Kahan ain’t great

State Assembly AD 17: No Endorsement (Anybody but Matt Haney)

State Assembly AD 18: Mia Bonta but check out Andre Sanford

State Assembly AD 19: No Endorsement (Catherine Stefani incumbent - she hates sideshows, homeless people)

CA State Supreme Court (2 seats): Alexandra Pray

Congress

District 11: Connie Chan

District 12: Lateefah Simon

Alameda County District Attorney: Pamela Price

San Francisco:

Supervisorial District 2: Lori Brooke (Fuck Stephen Sherrill)

Supervisorial District 4: Natalie Gee

SFUSD Special Election: Brandee Marckmann

San Francisco Ballot measures:

A- Yes

B- No

C- No

D- YES

Alameda County measures

Measure E: Yes

Measure A: Yes

Measure C: Yes

Measure D: No?

Good voting guides:

Our Revolution East Bay https://www.ourrevolutioneastbay.org/voter-guide---2026-primary.html

Harvey Milk LGTBQ Democratic Club

https://www.milkclub.org/endorsements

San Francisco Bay Guardian

https://www.sfbg.com/2026/05/06/endorsements-for-the-june-2-election/