A Very Evil Christmas!

Summary

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast: Episode Summary – "A Very Evil Christmas!"

Episode Information

• Title: A Very Evil Christmas!
• Release Date: December 24, 2024
• Hosts: Thomas Dopasios (Dope as Yola) and Marty O'Neill
• Podcast Description: With over 60 million views and a global, engaged fan base, “DOPE AS USUAL” features entertaining conversations with top recording artists, athletes, comedians, entrepreneurs, and viral personalities.

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1. Holiday Traditions and Family Stories

The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about Christmas traditions, particularly contrasting Mexican and white (American) customs.

• Thomas Dopasios (00:16): Welcomes listeners and notes the episode airs on Christmas Eve, highlighting Mexican Christmas activities like boiling a turkey.

• Marty O'Neill (00:16): Engages in the conversation, prompting further discussion on cultural differences.

• Thomas Dopasios (02:09): Shares personal anecdotes about transitioning from a picky eater to a vegetarian, affecting his Thanksgiving experiences.

• Marty O'Neill (02:20): Reflects on his limited Thanksgiving memories due to family dynamics, humorously recalling his childhood appearance.

2. Movie Recommendations and Reviews

Both hosts delve into recent and classic movie recommendations, providing their takes and humorous observations.

• Thomas Dopasios (03:30): Recommends the movie Y2K, describing it as "dumb, funny," and appeals to those over 26 with nostalgic elements like Tamagotchis and AOL.

  • Notable Quote: "If you are over the age of 26, it's going to be very fun." (04:00)

• Marty O'Neill (05:19): Agrees on Jonah Hill's production role in Y2K and compares it to movies like Superbad and This is the End.

• Thomas Dopasios (06:00): Suggests Craven, a Marvel movie featuring Wolverine, praising its athletic portrayal and action-packed scenes despite its R-rating.

  • Notable Quote: "It's the dopest Marvel movie I've seen in a long time. It was awesome." (07:12)

• Marty O'Neill (09:45): Mentions the new Dexter series, Dexter: New Blood, and discusses its premise involving Dexter as a kid.

3. Family Dynamics and Personal Stories

A significant portion of the episode explores Thomas's complex family background, revealing multiple families and personal challenges.

• Thomas Dopasios (12:15): Critiques NFL team names, segueing into a deeper conversation about his grandfather's multiple families across different towns.

  • Notable Quote: "My grandpa's son was 80 years old but only 12 years older than me." (43:16)

• Marty O'Neill (45:22): Reacts to the revelation of Thomas's grandfather's multiple families, highlighting the surprising nature of these connections.

• Thomas Dopasios (46:10): Describes the estrangement between different family branches and the impact on his personal life.

4. Sports and Team Naming Critique

A humorous yet critical discussion about the naming of sports teams, particularly focusing on offensive or outdated names.

• Thomas Dopasios (11:28): Comments on the Washington Commanders' name change from the Redskins, questioning the effort behind team naming.

  • Notable Quote: "The entire staff should have been a lot, go after that." (12:49)

• Marty O'Neill (12:15): Agrees, emphasizing the lack of creativity and understanding in naming conventions.

5. Technology, Fitness, and Lifestyle Hacks

The hosts discuss tools and habits that aid in personal development and health.

• Thomas Dopasios (82:09): Talks about using MyFitnessPal to track nutrition and fitness, highlighting its benefits for calorie management.

  • Notable Quote: "It’s like a video game with a graph and a bar. It’s like, oh, the bar on sugar’s close." (77:28)

• Marty O'Neill (78:40): Mentions the sponsorship by Magic Mind, an app aimed at enhancing brain activity and overall well-being.

6. Sponsorships and Giveaways

The episode includes segments dedicated to sponsors and interactive giveaways for listeners.

• Thomas Dopasios (14:46): Promotes Hygienics, a glass cleaning solution, detailing its benefits and features.

• Marty O'Neill (29:07): Announces a giveaway where listeners can win $500 by participating through Instagram.

  • Notable Quote: "Leave your Instagram name in the comments of this video if you want to enter the giveaway." (70:32)

7. Pop Culture and Celebrity Discussions

Hosts engage in playful debates and commentary on various celebrities and pop culture phenomena.

• Thomas Dopasios (16:55): Shares a creepy personal encounter with a former Stizzy employee now hosting a popular podcast, leading to a humorous yet unsettling exchange.

  • Notable Quote: "Super creepy serial killer." (24:28)

• Marty O'Neill (59:43): Discusses Joe Rogan, critiquing his appearance and demeanor with humorous ventriloquist comparisons.

  • Notable Quote: "You straight up look like a ventriloquist." (59:43)

8. YouTube and Social Media Challenges

The hosts address challenges faced on YouTube, particularly regarding age-restricted content and the impact on their podcast visibility.

• Thomas Dopasios (89:22): Expresses frustration over age-restricted episodes affecting their reach on YouTube.

  • Notable Quote: "Next week, it's going to make the news and that's why it was funny." (65:35)

• Marty O'Neill (108:39): Encourages listeners to support by subscribing to their Unrestricted channel for uncensored content.

9. Personal Health and Lifestyle Choices

A candid discussion on personal health, diet, and lifestyle changes, reflecting self-improvement efforts.

• Thomas Dopasios (83:55): Opens up about struggles with diet, weight, and the use of health apps to manage nutrition.

  • Notable Quote: "I've been doing it for my life. And I always go, why am I fat?" (81:05)

• Marty O'Neill (85:26): Supports the conversation by emphasizing the importance of proper diet and exercise.

10. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

The episode concludes with reflections on the past year, plans for the upcoming season, and heartfelt holiday wishes.

• Thomas Dopasios (120:54): Thanks listeners for their support, reflecting on the podcast's growth and upcoming changes.

• Marty O'Neill (121:05): Shares excitement about expanding their platform and introducing new content formats in the new year.

• Both Hosts (120:46 - 121:42): Extend Merry Christmas wishes, encourage family interactions, and hint at moving into an Unrestricted episode format focusing on reaction and community engagement.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Thomas Dopasios (00:30): "It's different day. Let's just say that. And your dogs didn't always. You know what? We're gonna get flagged."

• Marty O'Neill (12:15): "It's true."

• Thomas Dopasios (43:16): "My grandpa's son was 80 years old but only 12 years older than me."

• Marty O'Neill (24:28): "Super creepy serial killer."

• Thomas Dopasios (77:28): "It’s like a video game with a graph and a bar. It’s like, oh, the bar on sugar’s close."

• Thomas Dopasios (81:05): "I've been doing it for my life. And I always go, why am I fat?"

• Marty O'Neill (70:32): "Leave your Instagram name in the comments of this video if you want to enter the giveaway."

• Thomas Dopasios (59:43): "You straight up look like a ventriloquist."

• Thomas Dopasios (24:28): "Super creepy serial killer."

Conclusion

"A Very Evil Christmas!" is a multifaceted episode blending humor, personal stories, cultural commentary, and interactive segments. Thomas and Marty navigate through diverse topics, from holiday traditions and movie reviews to deep dives into family complexities and personal health journeys. Their candid and engaging dialogue, punctuated with memorable quotes and relatable anecdotes, offers listeners a comprehensive and entertaining experience, embodying the essence of the "DOPE AS USUAL" podcast.

Transcript

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, you can. Perfect. Perfect. Yo, what's up, everybody? Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dopasios. My co host, Marty O'Neill.

[Marty O'Neill]

What's up, folks?

[Thomas Dopasios]

What's up, guys? Wait, this comes out Christmas Eve. It's Christmas Eve right now. If you're Mexican, you're probably doing the whole Christmas right now. And if you're my grandma, you're boiling a turkey.

[Marty O'Neill]

Christmas goes on Christmas Eve.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. Okay. Mexicans are like, you know, we need to be different Mother's Day. Doesn't matter. We have a different Mother's Day.

[Marty O'Neill]

What do you mean?

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's on a different date anytime. They're like, no, ours is day. Ours is different. No, ours is later.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dia de los madres, Something like that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's different day. I don't remember. It's like the day, like two days before. I don't know. My stepbrothers always go get our damn stepmom stuff. Days before brown beings being brown. Marty, you're white. You guys never. Oh, you guys were things. Vegetarians.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. So that qualifies us as translucent. It's a different layer. So we actually went to Chinese for these type of events.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, you're like Ralphie.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, exactly.

[Thomas Dopasios]

You guys are Chinese. What did you guys eat meat there?

[Marty O'Neill]

No. Well, not really.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So just eat noodles and rice.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's why. I mean, there's good ch. There's good options. Chinese, if you're vegetarian, you got some lone, you got some noodles, you got.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Some rice, you got noodles this way, you got noodles that way, you have noodles another way. And rice.

[Marty O'Neill]

I had orange chicken phase, though. Oh, did you general S Face, too? Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What's that? Oh, I've heard of that. I've heard of that. I don't know what that is.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's goddamn incredible is what it is.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So you've never eaten boiled chicken? Yeah, it's disgusting. My grandma used to make it. She tried to be Americanized one time, was like, turkey, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

So we're taking this turkey body, we're taking some boiling water and just plopping.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It in there till it cooks up.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn. So there's no, like, baking to it. It's not like.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Not until I was about 12 years old, I. I went from picky kid eater.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopasios]

To, oh, now I eat whatever I want. And then now it just went, I don't eat meat. So I never got to experience Thanksgiving really, like, as a normal white ever.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I think we had like one or two. And then my mom stopped messing with my Entire family. And that was it for like six or seven. I remember like one, maybe one normal. Thanksgiving was like extended family, regular food. I was like, pro. I was probably like 3, honestly. Or 4.

[Thomas Dopasios]

6 foot 1.

[Marty O'Neill]

3 or 4. I had on a 5XYT and I had a chin strap.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Marty looked like Julian from Big Daddy. Just a little thugged out.

[Marty O'Neill]

He was from Buffalo.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Buffalo. It really was Julian.

[Marty O'Neill]

For real. I did look like Julian.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It was. He was Buffalo. Where you from? Toronto. But I'm from Buffalo. Yeah, it's a good movie.

[Marty O'Neill]

His mom was strung out.

[Thomas Dopasios]

She was also.

[Marty O'Neill]

His mom was one of my neighbors, actually.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Get out. You know, the other day I was watching something, I went, have expendable income. I'm an adult. What am I doing? Not getting the things I really want. So I'm looking up, you know, stuff from the movie Happy Gilmore. His gold jackets for sale. His jersey's for sale. Do you want to see Adam Sandler's signature that I did not know until two days ago?

[Marty O'Neill]

Sure. Get the out.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Get the out of here.

[Marty O'Neill]

Get the out of here.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's the same one. And if you look close, it's like a little joint. Yeah, it's like the smoke is his signature. Just like I tried to do, but I couldn't do it. What are the odds that my favorite guy ever signs his name exactly. Dead on the same.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's eerie.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Same face. I mean down to the face.

[Marty O'Neill]

Accidental doobie coming out of accidental Joint.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's how I saw my bank stuff. Every bank capital's joint. Smoking.

[Marty O'Neill]

Wow.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Incredible.

[Marty O'Neill]

You should get that tattooed.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's badass, dude. No, because then this is the look I assigned my own stuff. Why would you autograph your Adam Sandler? You know what I mean? Then I look conceded. So I brought. I just brought that up because I thought it was mind blowing watching a movie the other day. Before we get into anything, I got some movie suggestions for you, because you guys keep asking. You guys ask all the time. Let me do this right now. Because right now you're. If you're in school or college, you're not in school or college. If you're at work, it's Christmas Eve. You're probably not at work. If you are at work, you work at McDonald's. And that shit sucks. But it will pass. Don't worry, or you'll be the manager of that one day. Ready? I just went to the movie theater and I watched a movie called Y2K. It was dumb, funny. It was worth watching. If you are over the age of 26. It's going to be very fun. It's. There was Tamagotchis AOL messing. It just. It's very weird. I used to have that. I used. I remember using. I remember that. I don't want to ruin it. But after I watched the movie, I went, so it's super bad slash. This is the end with robots. Jonah Hill's the producer.

[Marty O'Neill]

Makes sense.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I love Jonah Hill. But that was a recycled movie. Basically they're like, yo, the plot of Superbad, let's just end it with this is the end.

[Marty O'Neill]

We just took AI and had to.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Blend them dead on. Skinny white nerd friend that not really down with the girls is trying fat friend that's obnoxious. Trying to bang the. I mean, it was dead on. They get bullied, they go into a stor. It's the same exact setup as the movie. And I'm watching, going super bad. Oh, this is the end. Still a good fun movie. I suggest you watch it. It was fun enough to go watch. It was cool. And the fat kid that looks like me from Deadpool's in it. He's smoking a joint like that. Looks like me at 17. This is crazy. So y2k worth watching another movie I have no idea about. Had no idea. Didn't watch a preview. Rosie and I just said, we're not having to do let's go to the movies and get high in there. So I just hit hash pens in the movie theater and I went to watch a movie called Craven. I don't know. I didn't know it was a Marvel movie or superhero movie until it started. Besides Deadpool, that is the dopest Marvel movie I've seen in a long time. It was awesome. It was basically athletic. Wolverine athletic, very angry, non drinker. Wolverine, health healthy. Wolverine murderer. The first time, the first five seconds, I'm like, he just murdered that man on camera. This is not PG13. This is rated R. And I'm like, oh, he's in. This is a. This is what I got into. There's a scene I'm not gonna spoil. This is a scene where he's running. And I was at the edge of my seat, like a UFC fight, like waiting and just waiting for this fool to wreck people. That guy's a good actor. You want to hear something crazier than that? This guy Craven, it's the Rocco told me it's the kid from Kick Ass. Do you remember the movie Kick Ass?

[Marty O'Neill]

No, he's the kid.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's the boy from Kick Ass. What blew my Mind, he's that little boy.

[Marty O'Neill]

This poster.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's a little boy from Kick Ass.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No way.

[Marty O'Neill]

So hold on.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Craven is that boy. That's the same guy.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn, bro. Got shredded.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Got shredded and aged. They aged him for 40 years for this movie.

[Marty O'Neill]

Looks like a 300 character.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yes, he does look like a 300 character. Also, he's the same dude from Bullet Train. You watch Bullet Train? Great movie. You need to. I watch on every single flight that I'm on. Brad Pitt plays a little nerdy hitman. And it's really good. It's really good, dude. It all takes place on a train. Does not leave the entire two hours on a train. Straight dialogue, action movie movie. It is awesome. Go watch Bullet Train. Go watch Craven. Go watch Y2K. And I just threw something back. I posted something, said I'm putting my brother onto this, this movie. And I got like 500 messages going, why are you holding out the name? Like, I just thought it was common. You knew? So I just showed my brother the movie. Kids. You ever seen Kids?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yes.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, cool. Okay, good. Kids is a great movie. All right. And a lot of people get mad at me because I only quote. It's just me, Casper. A lot of people get mad at me for quoting that part. It's the worst part of the movie. That's why I quote it. Because it's so vile. That's all. Go watch Kids. But you can't stream it. So buy it on dvd. And that's what I had to do. They did not want that movie out.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I don't.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Can't find it on any streaming platform, dude. So I just had to buy it because Rock has never seen it. And I can't let that happen.

[Marty O'Neill]

It was like maybe a year ago. I rented it for. I let me and Ariana watched it. It was on like. I read it on like YouTube or some. I think.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Scare her off.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, I think she liked that movie actually. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I showed my 15 year old daughter a movie about 15 year olds getting AIDS.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's hard. Keep it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What a movie. Kids is a great movie. So y2k, craven, go watch Bullet Train and kids. All right. Genre for everyone. If you got kids, you can watch Craven. If your kids are like Cam's age, you can still watch Craven. If you have kids, you could scare them by making them watch kids.

[Marty O'Neill]

It works.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It works. Also good actors for some kids. What a movie, man.

[Marty O'Neill]

Speaking of which, new version of Dexter coming out. Dexter. New Blood starring Dexter as a kid.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Thank you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Come on. No, you gotta get into Dexter. No, you gotta get past the trailer. It's a new trailer. We all thought Dexter was finished.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Unjust murders. But no, he's murdering bad guys.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Okay, maybe I could watch it. Yeah, maybe I can watch it. I can watch it. I just don't stand it. Like, seeing somebody get robbed and they try to shoot the burglar and then they end up getting shot by the burger. I'm like, this is the worst day of my life. I can't watch this.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, this would be your favorite show, though.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Okay. I watched the one where he tried to murder a gigantic Mexican man and he, like, shot him up with some stuff and he almost didn't make it out. The guy woke up from the serum or something. I don't know about that show. It makes me. It's the intro of the egg cutting.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, just skip that. But the new. There's only one. Only the first episode of the new one dropped, and I was pleasantly surprised and happy with it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, yeah, he's just like, five, four.

[Marty O'Neill]

Little Dexter.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, little Dexter. Little Dexter. I just started thinking about him saying, like, they make him stand in certain areas. So does Tom Cruise. Hey, man, if you're short, you're short. But I get it on camera, you don't want to be, like, the love interest is this much shorter. Like, doesn't really work in an action movie. I get it. I get it. That's why they make little cowboy guys. They make usually make their door frames smaller in the westerns so they'd look. Yeah, I learned that in the Universal Studios park ride. I did. Okay. What we talking about? Movies. Go watch some movies. All right. Today, when this comes out, it is Christmas Eve, and I said that earlier. So if you're Mexican, people are arguing. If you're white, you're watching football, eating pies that your grandma made.

[Marty O'Neill]

Speaking of which, we got the easiest rest of the season possible. Speaking of which, we just slapped the Lions for everybody wondering what was going to go down with that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I really didn't think that was going to happen.

[Marty O'Neill]

So, I mean, what about there. Got Mac by the Rams, of course. Came back, smacked the Lions. Now we got the jets and the Patriots twice, which I'm actually scared about.

[Thomas Dopasios]

All of our teams are just animals. We couldn't think of anything else. Every. Every football team was named by the owner's son. Go ahead. What do you. Would you like bikers? We can't call them bikes. 49ers. What a stupid name. What does it mean? You know, from 160 years ago when people used to mine gold. Stupid ass. What is this called? Slavery. Where the slave, like it was a hundreds. It's a stupid ass name.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's true.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I guarantee you someone pitched slaves. Someone pitched something bad. We're the plantation owners.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's what I think of. It's like, bro, you guys were the Redskins. Now you're the commanders.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The commanders. You know what's crazy is how much little effort went into the football team naming them, going Redskins. Oh, we can't do that. Washington football team. What the. That's like naming your kid Michael Smith. Sorry. Michael Smith. It's like, I don't know Michael.

[Marty O'Neill]

The entire staff should have been a lot go after that. As far as I'm concerned, from a branding standpoint, you guys can't think of anything.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Washington football team, Washington commanders.

[Marty O'Neill]

I say stick with the races until you get it figured out.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Stick with. It's not even racist. Redskins, man. It's a good name.

[Marty O'Neill]

The cool Cleveland Indians logo was a little Cleveland Indians.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The Braves. If you want to get hard into things, get mad at that. But no, I want to know what the. What the worst racist names were when they pitch football teams. The little Mexicans, Mexico, New Mexico, the help. What else? One football team is. Comes from one lady because she had 16 children. That's a Mexican team.

[Marty O'Neill]

I was gonna say the Arizona Coyotes, but that's a real team. I think that's. That's something like that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's kind of cr. The Arizona Coyotes. I know it's just an animal, but like, they know what they're saying. You know what you're doing. For everybody else out there, coyote is the people that bring Mexicans across the border illegally and they guide them. That's what a coyote is.

[Marty O'Neill]

Refer to our Tommy G episode for more on that. By the way, shout out to everybody watching comment on the Tommy G episode.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Tommy G. Duno Duno was such a fun episode. Also, we posted this clip online. It's got more. It's got as many likes as it does shares. It's really odd to see that ratio.

[Marty O'Neill]

The Duno one, the one about drugs. Yeah, yeah, I saw that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Drug addicts are very offended. They got real offended about him. When people do drugs because they know I would do this and be like, shut up, fool. That's why you're fat. Like, don't just say you have a drug problem. Shut up. For what's why you're fat means I love coke. Don't make fun of me, fat guy. I don't know what else to Say so, fat guy. Oh, he's just saying he doesn't like to do drugs, and you guys are over here pissed.

[Marty O'Neill]

First of all, he's joking.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's kidding. He's a comedian.

[Marty O'Neill]

Time.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So I thought that was funny. Okay, cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

It is funny. What? Clips get people talking and get people going. And I dead up.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Let's hop in. We've been here for eight minutes. How long we been here?

[Marty O'Neill]

20 minutes.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No, really. Time. Time goes. Oh, a damn. It's. It's passed. Pretend that it happened already. This Saturday. Last Saturday. Open for Duno. Really excited. I did a backflip on stage. I'm just trying to say that might happen because it's in a couple days.

[Marty O'Neill]

Probably gonna happen.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I did back football stage landed Terminator 1. Terminator 2 style with the fist down, no pants. Just like Terminator 2.

[Marty O'Neill]

Sick.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. Super tight. Okay, here we go.

[Marty O'Neill]

All right. Oh. So how prepared are you?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'm ready to go.

[Marty O'Neill]

Are you gonna do the same set as last time?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'm gonna do the same set. I added some more stuff because I've been. I've been down here in LA with these Mexicans, and I'm gonna be home with the Fresno Mexicans. And I can't wait to talk about it. Like, hey, guys, I'm from here. Let me tell you the differences about living in la, because the Mexicans up here are different than the Mexicans down there or down here different than the ones up north. I'm used to my Mexicans dropping N bombs every two seconds. They don't do that here.

[Marty O'Neill]

Mexicans don't.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No, no.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, really?

[Thomas Dopasios]

All right.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Younger generation Mexicans do not. As a whole. As a whole, if you don't have long hair, a coke nail, some red, and you're saying the N word, you're not a real Mexican if you're not from the North.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Every Mexican I know has a pair of, like, J's, but, like, the fat ones, 501s, a red button up and a clean lineup, and two baby moms that they keep going back to. Some reason y'all had a baby with this lady. Then I had another baby with this other lady. Then I went back to the first lady, had two more kids. Stupid as sh was like, yo, this car broke down on me twice. But I went and bought it again from a guy that used it for two years. I got it back, didn't fix it, and it ran for a little bit.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's the starter kit.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's the starter kit. Merced. Also Leon did you want to trade EBT cards? Trading and selling your EBT card is like getting a zip. Like, I got a zip to break down. Like, oh, do you want EBT cards? Because I don't care about these kids. That's pretty much what what Mercedes. I've had family members that I, I, my family likes. I'm like, I'm not a dick. I will tell you if you're being lame. And that's what my family doesn't really like. I told, I've told, I won't say who, but I have a couple people, my family, I, I watched them pull out an EBT card. I went, why do you have that? They go to go to the store. I go, no, but why do you have that? So I can buy food. Like, why do you have EBT is what I'm asking. Oh, like, you know, it's free money. I'm like, what is it? Do you need it? It's free. It's the government. Like, no, but you have J's on. You live at home and you got a night a newer phone than I do. I don't like you. And that's pretty much all it is. I don't like. It's free money. No, it's tax, sir. Once you get a job. Yeah, it's supposed to be when you need that. Not because I want to get talkies. Besides, we're open. We accept EBT is the most common phrase in Merced on any building besides open or XIV tagged all over it. It's we now accept DBT every fast food in my town set. Dbt every single thing. And it says it bigger than the Jack in the Box logo on the side. By the way. Come scoop it. That's what it says. Hey, if you need but you that's run it. Most people don't. I grew up on welfare. We needed it. I understand. But you don't need it if you're buying blunts and you're smoking and you're hanging out and you're going out, you're chilling with your hom, you have eight hours a day for free. When you get another job, you're just a lazy.

[Marty O'Neill]

That'll keep you there forever.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It will keep you there forever. And how about this? Who bought you food? The government?

[Marty O'Neill]

Daddy?

[Thomas Dopasios]

Dad? Oh, my dad's gone. No, you do have a dad. And you live in his house.

[Marty O'Neill]

He's keeping you alive.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Keeps you alive so you can scroll on your phone and complain about not having something when you didn't do anything. That's the one thing that drives me ape, I can't stand it. Even when I needed welfare, I. If I used it because you need it, I was seven. I didn't actually have the card. And it used to be like a booklet. Do you guys remember? Do you remember? Do you grow up like that? It used to be like a booklet of, like, checks of some kind, like EBT welfare checks. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. I remember that. That booklet when I was a kid. But the EBT card, I never. I never. We never. I never got that. I never was in that frame. Still. I probably needed that. But, like, you know, I. I was basically living by myself at 16. Like, I should have gotten EBT card for sure, but I didn't.

[Marty O'Neill]

Should have had an account.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Starved. Who cares? Speaking of good old mercy, you know, let's. Let's wait. Let's wait. Let's wait. Today I was driving by a restaurant and went, huh. I haven't thought about that in a long time. And I don't know if I've said this on camera. I might have. Stop me if I'm wrong or if I have story time. Are you ready for this story? Here we go. So one time I worked at this company named Stizzy. You guys know that. We all know that. I used to work with Stizzy. Some of my favorite videos are Stizzy videos. They go through employees. Like I do joints. I get a new number from the new person that took over that every four weeks. By the way, Leanne's gone. I'm Stephanie for. And hey, Stephanie, how you doing? In the same 10 seconds, actually, Stephanie left the company now. This is Brian. I swear to God, by the time I hang up, they text me back, like, they're gone. So they were looping through all these people, and then they got this one guy that stayed for, like, four months. And then they introduced me to him. I met him. He was a nice guy. He's a nice guy. Cool. Super chill. Done. Then he goes, hey, I know you're in contract right now, blah, blah, blah. I just have his number because I met him through Stizzy. Because they said, hey, this is your rep. And I go, okay, cool. I'm talking to him. Says, we should meet up. This is back when I lived in Burbank. He said, we should meet up. I passed by that restaurant today. We should talk about, you know, the next couple months. Go run it. I don't care. We had a lunch meeting. I get there and I'm like, spidey sense is going off I judge. I. I can. I can read people very well. Really well. Like, it's a special hidden talent. And I'm looking. I'm like, oh, you're off a little within the first 10 seconds. You're nice. Something's off. You definitely call a girl 30 times after she blocked you. Type of like, something's up. I'm talking to him, talking to him, talking to him. Talking about stizzy stuff. I say some numbers about some things. This should take, because that's exactly what my meeting was this morning. Oh, yeah. If you do this and this, your sales will go up in this area. And he goes, that's exactly what our meeting was this morning. I'm like, hire me. I know. I get it. I understand. I'm a consumer first, and then I make content. That's how I do the content. How would I like this if I was somebody watching this? Okay, got the idea. So I'm sitting there in about 20 minutes, and we're talking. He goes, yeah, like, you know, sometimes I'm just manic. I. Manic episodes. Sometimes I'm just like. In my head, I'm like, awesome. Sick. I'm like, oh, yep. We all. Yeah, it happens, man. I just kind of play it off like, who's all good, dog? Yeah, who's not crazy? And I'm like, yo, uncock your gun in my head. I'm like, are you okay? You know, manic episodes. I'm like, okay, all good. All good. Start game planning. I mean, we're. Game planning. I get a text from Stizzy about four days later. I'm like, yo, how's everything going? They're like, yo, next video is gonna be this man. Yeah, I actually just met up with so and so. Like, they went, what? I met up with so and so to talk about the campaign. They go, he hasn't worked here in three months. What do you mean he hasn't worked here in three months? He got fired three months ago. I go, the person that you gave, like. And I kept saying his name. I said it all, laid it out for him, like, just some mental things. And we just. We just. You know, we've. We separate way. I'm like, of course you did. Of course you didn't send me a text to go. By the way. We let this person go. Don't meet up with him in person. So I'm sitting here talking to a guy that's talking about that we're gonna do, and he doesn't even work there anymore. He had quit fired three months Before I spoke to him in person. And I'm sitting here and he's going over saying, yeah, we just talked about the meeting. We just talked about the meeting. Like you were lying about all of it. Okay, weird. And then he text me again, and I kind of just went, what is.

[Marty O'Neill]

He gonna do, pay you? Like, I don't understand.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I don't know either, dude, why he wanted to meet. Like, we only talked about Stizzy, and you don't even work there.

[Marty O'Neill]

Super creepy serial killer.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Super creepy serial killer. I'm scrolling. Tick tock. Six Months later podcast. And he's on it. He's the host of a podcast.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay, well, is he like, somebody we know?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I don't know. But the podcast had a pretty big following. There's like three hosts on it. I'm like, I know that guy's. And he started talking with. That's the guy. That's the guy that said he worked somewhere when he didn't. And then I saw him on a. One of those, like, pop the balloon dating things. But like, not that. A version of Cut TV kind of like that. I'm like, this guy's everywhere. Do they know he's insane? Even if he's insane, he's a nice person. But to tell me the game plan and all that and all the stuff we're gonna do and. Meaning you just had yesterday, this morning.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's insane.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Pretty great.

[Marty O'Neill]

Could you imagine actually doing that? How insane that would feel if you would actually. If you were to do that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

If I were to do that, I'd be on some sneaky, like, I'm gonna take you out type. That's like some spy.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. I'm setting you up to kill you.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'm setting you up to be. That's the only way I'd do it. That's the only way I would do some like that. If I was so devious, like, well, he has to go. I'm gonna pretend to like this guy for two weeks, invite him to a movie, do nothing, go to. We're gonna go hang out, smoke, and then the next time I'm gonna take his ass. You know? I mean, like, we're gonna go to take a video on a cliff and I'm gonna check you. Nah, dude, that's. That. That scares me. That scared me. I will shoot you. That's all I got to say. Like, don't come to my house. That's crazy. So. It's been a minute. It's been a minute. It didn't scare me as violently because it Sound a little fake, but it's been a minute since I heard that.

[Marty O'Neill]

That was supposed to be the. That that was what being racked.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The gun.

[Marty O'Neill]

Gun terminology. You would understand.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Gun terminology. Rack. And can I put my rack on your. Or your. On your rack so I can explode? There's powder all over your face. Guns there. That's the one that's scary. That. That was that. Story time. Ready? What's up, guys? Taking a moment to bring on a new sponsor. Somebody Marty and I are really excited about and someone you should be excited about right now. Let's say hi to Hygienics. Thank you so much for being here. Hygienics is all about glass cleaning solution. To make sure the next session you have is clean pipe, glass, quartz and rigs. This is called simple soak. You guys know I'm constantly cleaning my pieces. This requires no shaking. It's not a mess. This you actually just leave in. Let it soak and it will take everything off. All the grime, all the water stains. This is called simple soak. It is not ISO. It's not 99%. It's not going to smell like a doctor's office with this has terpenes in it to make sure it doesn't smell like that. Essential oils and natural terpenes are in this. Yes, for your glass, but also for your hands. Also made in America, St. Louis, Missouri, lab tested. Just to make sure we're all on the up and up. There's also a subscription plan for all the concentrate people out there. Right here. Terp Titans. These are the swabs to make sure every single time is clean. Because you can't just burn it off. People think you can burn it off after you rip it, you can't. It chars your nail. It makes everything gross and hazy. Hygienics, thank you so much for making it safe. Thank you so much for sponsoring the show. Everyone out there, thank you so much for actually supporting the sponsors that support us. Hey, what's up, guys? Just taking a moment to talk about our sponsor, my bookie. Right now, my bookie is doing the 12 Days of Christmas risk free Thursdays, super boost, free bets, and weekly casino giveaways. It's Christmas time. Shout out to my bookie. And for everyone out there that's supporting our show, we just want to give something back. Everyone that uses our code, we want to say thank you right now. Go to Instagram if you've ever used our code. If you've ever placed a bet, screenshot, it tag Us. That's all you need. We are going to pick two people, and those two people are going to win 500 to my bookie each. We'll keep it organized. We'll make sure every single person's in the running that actually tags us. So thank you so much. First off, that's just from the podcast. We just want to say thank you guys for supporting. It's Christmas time. We appreciate you. With that being said on Christmas time, guys, there's some bets to be made. So we got the Chief Steelers and the Ravens and Texans. Who are you guys going to pick? Make sure use our code and we can track it. And if you're going to use our code, screenshot it, post on your Instagram, and you might win a 500 for Christmas. So thank you so much for everyone out there supporting. Remember, use code. Dope as usual. Shout out to my bookie. And for everyone out there, remember the casino. You don't have to be in Vegas to play like you're in Vegas. Remember that. Once again, thank you guys so much for watching. Thank you for supporting Shout out to my bookie me. Let's get back to this episode. I thought about the other day. I was wrong. I'm gonna take it back. You guys are right. Batman will beat up Mike Tyson.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

After this Jake Paul fight, I got no fun. I'm just. I'm all Batman.

[Marty O'Neill]

Depends what kind of bag Tyson's getting.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Batman wins.

[Marty O'Neill]

After all that, you stood up for him so many times.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I was talking about it again. I was about to not.

[Marty O'Neill]

Batman's rich. He could.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Batman's rich, dude.

[Marty O'Neill]

He's got more money than Netflix.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And Batman's not fighting Jake Paul. That was depressing.

[Marty O'Neill]

If McGregor and Logan Paul, if that happens, I'm fighting both them. I'm done with this.

[Thomas Dopasios]

If McGregor fights Logan Paul.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. You didn't. That's supposed to be happening.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Wait, like in a boxing match?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, in a boxing match, McGregor would die. McGregor came into UFC as a boxer.

[Thomas Dopasios]

McGregor is 12 inches shorter than this man, 180 pounds lighter, and it's only punching.

[Marty O'Neill]

McGregor's been on a healthy diet of rods and cocaine.

[Thomas Dopasios]

This past, I've watched McGregor fight the mountain. When you wrestle the mountain guy down, that's your whole body. We're talking about gloves only. Logan Paul's gonna go for a minute and a half as hard as he possibly can, tire himself out. He might catch McGregor. He's not a. I've seen his leg break. Yeah, he's not unstoppable the minute his leg broke, I went to my board and a race. Skateboarding vlog.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I was like, that leg broke like nothing. I'm not getting on the board again. I'm not. I gotta get skinnier.

[Marty O'Neill]

His leg went just from the wrong angle.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's like when a. It's like when you. When you're drinking a bottle and you just drink a little too hard and it gets suctioned in. That's what happened to the legs.

[Marty O'Neill]

Complete pro athlete couldn't have more muscle surrounding his leg and still just the wrong angle, like just snapped.

[Thomas Dopasios]

See, I'll take that back. On the topic of Batman, can we bring something up? I was thinking, can you do like this on stage? I say yes. So I was just thinking about it. Batman, his whole family's rich. They're billionaires, they have a cave. Why were they walking down an alley? To go away from the movie, from the theater. Why would you walk down a dark alley when you just left a well lit spot with people checking your tickets and security guards and they're like, you know what? Let's walk down the back. I don't do this now. Why did you choose to walk down the back of the alley? To go where you're a billionaire, you can't get picked up at the front. You didn't valet.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's a good point. I'm saying dark alleys are a way of Life in the 80s in New York. But still, you're a billionaire, you get.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Picked up at the front. Look what she's wearing. That mink is 40k.

[Marty O'Neill]

This dude set the up.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That fool set that up. The dad was like, you're supposed to take them out, not me, stupid. And that's what happened. He's like, I wanted to live the bachelor life, not give my money to my son and orphan my son. So my creep butler will just take care of him. The Chris. Where's Chris Hansen, right? I don't know about any of that, man. But yeah, the billionaires, they walk down the alley, don't get picked up at the front in the non well lit alley just to get murked. Then she had pearls on. Expensive pearls on. Isn't there no cameras? Yeah, yeah. Let's just choose to walk down the back alley. Batman origins. Dumb parents. Deserved it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Bros. Dressed like one of the good fellows.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Or the kids set it up.

[Marty O'Neill]

That could be too.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Or the kids set it up.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's tricky to get emancipated at that age. So if you want to make that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Happen, you Got to be a man. What if him and Alfred were like, we're gonna take him the out. I'm gonna have just here all the time. You can do whatever you want. You ever seen Blank Check? Oh, it comes out about 60 years. When you get. When you watch Blank Check, that's going to be your life, Bruce. He goes, actually, my name's not Bruce Wayne. It's Thomas. And they're like, your name's Bruce. That's. You know, that was the original name.

[Marty O'Neill]

No.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. Thomas is cool. Wayne. I'm sorry. I just started rambling right now, thinking about this dumb kid. Yeah. So in actuality, for all you comic book fans, the reason I started talking about this because Rock was talking about Spider man can run 200 miles an hour. Shut up. In the comic book, he can. Did you know Spider man can beat up the Hulk?

[Marty O'Neill]

How?

[Thomas Dopasios]

Apparently in the comic, he can. Whenever. Talking about the comic, you nerd. I'm never talking about the comic. Comics are fun. I don't care about the comic. We're talking about the movies here. Spider man, he can barely hold up the train. The Hulk, through a tank. Miles.

[Marty O'Neill]

We're talking Jake Johnson here.

[Thomas Dopasios]

We're talking Jake Johnson. Spider man vs. KK Edward Norton out of American History X. Hulk. Remember he played the Hulk?

[Marty O'Neill]

He did.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He was the original Hulk.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The best one. The best one. The one where he jumps over the Grand Canyon. Edward.

[Marty O'Neill]

People better put some respect on Edward's name. He doesn't get mentioned with Leo and them. He's up there.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He does in actors, but thing of their, Norton, there's a big thing about him saying he's a super dick when it comes to acting. Like, he's like, on some. I'm a heady grower. Like, you can't recite that. That's what I've heard. He's difficult to work with. I just watched the other day. You ever seen Death to Smoochie?

[Marty O'Neill]

No.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's him. Robin Williams. They basically play Mr. Rogers. Except Mr. Rogers. Robin Williams. He gets his taken because he's a bad guy. And the new Mr. Roger, Edward takes over his spot as the biggest thing in the world. Like Teletubbies. It's a good movie. Should watch it. It's ridiculous. I just found out Danny DeVito's the director. Appreciate the same movie.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I'm noticing a lot of the new shows I watch is directed by a famous actor. Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell. You know why these dudes are directors now?

[Thomas Dopasios]

Because they Got tired of selling packs and they wanted to get the grow.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And that's what that is.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's exactly what happened. Where the hell is my light? Oh. So Batman definitely beat up Tyson, but your parents are dead because they're stupid and cheap. Park at the front. Park in the front. You have a cave. You have an endless pit of a cave in the like. Also, if I was that ballin'why, would I park where I can just fall off to my abyss? Death. His cave was stupid. Put a floor in there.

[Marty O'Neill]

I gotta go back and watch this.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Stupid.

[Marty O'Neill]

Get a pit in the cave.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The cave you walk in where his car's parked, and on the sides of it, it just drops into the abyss.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's a security feature.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Nobody's there. It's a cave. It's like invisible cave entrance. Stupid. That's all. Okay, that's it. Nice. That's all. I really. What are you doing? Oh, my God. That's all I really had to say about that. Yeah. Besides that. This Christmas. What's up with Christmas? Guys, are you ready? Tomorrow's the day.

[Marty O'Neill]

Imagine having three kids.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I can measure. I'm Marty. Go. I can imagine.

[Marty O'Neill]

April buys everything.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, you're one of those dads. I don't know what they bought.

[Marty O'Neill]

I. I help wrap it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, so you know what they bought?

[Marty O'Neill]

I unbox it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, I'm a YouTuber. I just be unboxing my kids.

[Marty O'Neill]

We're getting Ariana's Windows 10 on the Mustang. It's gonna be sick.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Let's go.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hope she doesn't get pulled over.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's got to tint him the legal limit. Oh, she's not boxing her car. I'm sure she's gonna be all right. That's true. That's my problem. I'm always scared.

[Marty O'Neill]

The template says, if you get a ticket for it, though, put them back on for free, take them off type.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I don't know what.

[Marty O'Neill]

I don't know. Sounded good.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The Mexican is.

[Marty O'Neill]

No.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, you're an Irvine, huh? They really meant it. You come back and I got you. I'm gonna lose money for you. Don't worry about it. Nah, you get a ticket. You picked it. What the hell? That's like driving a car. If you get a speeding ticket, you come back, I'll pay it. Like, no, no. You chose to go that fast is wrong with you? That's like. That's like. I don't like when they. They make drug dealers go to jail. When someone dies out their drug, it's.

[Marty O'Neill]

Like, hey, that is kind of weird.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What the. What are we doing here?

[Marty O'Neill]

He bought it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He bought it.

[Marty O'Neill]

If I choked on some food I got at Ralph's, you're not going after.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Thank you. But also, if you know, they sold it to him, that means, you know, they're a drug dealers. Go arrest him now.

[Marty O'Neill]

Not for murder, though.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No, I get it. But like, let's go get him to stop before the person dies, right? It doesn't really make any sense. No, I always put my shoes on before my pants some like that. Dude, that's. That's exactly what that is. All right, here we go. I don't know if I talked about this. I was just gonna break it down real quick because I thought it was really funny. I think. I think I spoke about it, but I have. I was just thinking, my grandpa. We're going back to Thanksgiving. My grandpa's like 92, right? My grandma's like 65. Do that math.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Do that math. Excuse me, everybody. That's all I hear. I thought, I hear, in a field. This man came to meet a 14 year old girl in a field in Mexico.

[Marty O'Neill]

In the jungle.

[Thomas Dopasios]

In a jungle. So I was thinking about, like, wow, what an age difference. That sucks. And then I thought, I know I've talked about before. My grandpa Gray has multiple families. We're talking about this.

[Marty O'Neill]

No.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, my grandpa Greg. Let's break it down. He was born into this world in the jungle. And his mom's like, I'm a hoe. I'm a. Get out of the house. I don't want to take care of you. I have other ones. So she kicked him out, right? So he's like four and just lives outside. So some lady takes him in all this, kicked his brother out. He found his brother like six months later because his mom kicked him out, too, a couple months later, but he was like two years older. Long story. His brother's like, get out of here, dude. You're going to rest on my. This lady's taking care of me. You got to leave. Because he was on the street too. He's like, I'm not bringing you to where she's going to like you. And I'm living there on some wild. So my grandpa, you know, just lived around, and then some lady, somebody took him in like a year later. Anyway, my grandpa grew up rough, but, you know, it's rougher than that going, hey, Marty, imagine having three kids. What if tomorrow you go, I don't got kids, but they're alive. And I just Opted out. Yeah, you're just like, you know what? Restart. He hit the PlayStation button again, held it and reached. And then you went, oh, damn. That's the. That's the eject.

[Marty O'Neill]

But you should be so easy to do that. You just go to the next town over.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So easy. Now it's hard. They keep bugging me. That's what Marty's saying. Facebooking me. This little boy looks just like me. So my grandpa has three. Three families, right? She has a family in Mexico that he has like four sons and like a wife and a daughter. Then he sees my grandma. The street goes, you know, I'm just gonna kidnap this one. I had to bleep that steals her. Leaves America. My grandma's 14. My grandpa's 34.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, and he already had this whole.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Other family there, four or five kids already.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's my age with a family and goes.

[Marty O'Neill]

Be like me, eighth grader right there. Opting out of my life and moving down Mexico with somebody else.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No, from Mexico and leaving. Oh, your. Your version. Yes. Comes to. Comes to America, right? Goes, hey, you're gonna be sad for a long time, okay? Don't worry about it. Because I'm controlling everything. And my grandma's like, okay, cool. And then was she homeless too? No, she was going home from the store. So. You know, my dad has brothers. My dad has five brothers, right? My oldest uncle's like 58. My youngest uncle is. My uncle Carl's. One you met is 31. There's a big age difference. You ready for this? Until about six years ago. Nah, about 12 years ago. I didn't know my dad had another set of family. My grandpa had another family simultaneously as my dad's family in three towns over had four more kids with another lady leaving on. He's a truck driver and like going over there for a day and coming back for the week and then not seeing them and then a bunch of. But the thing is, my grandpa, my grand. He's a piece of. My grandpa only took care of my dad and their group. He did. I didn't talk to the Mexican Mexico no more. Didn't talk to the fools over here in the town over. Two towns over.

[Marty O'Neill]

He cut the Mexican family off totally.

[Thomas Dopasios]

This didn't talk. I'm. Did I tell you I met my grandpa's son and he was 80 years old. Like 82 years old. Some old man was getting out of a car. I'm like, who's this old ass dude? I never seen this guy. He was like us. So I'd Never seen this guy before. I was at my grandma's, like, who's this old man?

[Marty O'Neill]

Your grandpa's son?

[Thomas Dopasios]

My grandpa's son. He had a son when he was like, 12 years old. His son's only 12 years younger than me. He's in his 80s.

[Marty O'Neill]

Your uncle?

[Thomas Dopasios]

My uncle.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopasios]

My. Who's this old man eating soup with a cane because he's an alcoholic? And my grandpa looks so much younger than him because his son grew up like a. And just did drugs his whole life. My grandma, drink, don't do drugs, nothing. So I'm like, who's this old man eating soup? I was like, he's like, old, like, oh. He's like, drink? Is he like, shakes from the drink. That's why I saw him like, dan, he's got the shakes. He's a alcoholic. I've seen that before. I know what alcoholic is. I'm like, damn. Who's this guy in the room? My grandma. Who is that? That's his son. I go, she's 20 years older than your grandma. Whoa. Like a trip, right? So I just found out recently my dad has an entire family, brothers and sisters and everything. And they all don't, like, like us, because obviously the dad was like, oh, so you guys have a really big house at a trucking company, and you take care of those kids. I get why they're mad. Totally understand.

[Marty O'Neill]

But.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, nobody knew. It's not like we knew. Nobody knew, dude. And a couple my grandpa's kids died already, I think. Is there 80? You know, it's crazy to think about.

[Marty O'Neill]

A couple of his kids.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Like, you're dead because you're old as. They're 80 years old. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

So weird.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I met one of my. One of my uncles. He was around the same age as my dad, and he was from Mexico. I was on the motorcycles. The only time I went on a motorcycle. I remember he came to visit my dad. My dad. Who's this guy? He's like, my brother, like, your bro. I know who my uncles are. Who the is this guy? And like, it's from X. I'm like, we have. We have more family. I was a kid. Like, I didn't question it. Like, motorcycle. Yeah. And I held on the back. It was badass. And that folk ended up getting murked by the cops a couple years later. But, yeah, dude, what a trip. I started meeting all these people, and I have a lot of cousins I had no idea about. So, yeah, you might be my cousin if you're, like, from Legrand or from Gilroy or Gustine, probably blood related to me. Isn't that a trip in California, right? In Merced, he was only two houses out, two towns over. The other family. There's three families. My dad's Mexico family and the one three towns over.

[Marty O'Neill]

So how long has it been since he saw them?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I don't think he ever sees them.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh. Oh. He wasn't like, oh. He only went over there, like, once in a great while, I think.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No idea. My grandma's a bad guy. He's getting a lot nicer. He's getting a lot nicer because he's like, yo, it's coming to the end.

[Marty O'Neill]

Does he know that Everybody knows us?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I don't think he gives a damn. Nobody talks about stuff in my family. They're all scared of my grandpa.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, but it's not. So nobody's ever spoke about any of that you just talked about?

[Thomas Dopasios]

No, I only heard about it through my dad. I believe he told me. Yeah, there's another family.

[Marty O'Neill]

So, like, your grandma would never, like, speak about how she came to America in front of him with you. In front of you guys or anything?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I only knew about my grandma because my mom. Yeah. No, my grandma's never told me nothing crazy like, you know. Yeah, we don't know. What a trip, though.

[Marty O'Neill]

Wild.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. All my grandma's brothers are generals and sergeants in the army in Mexico. But they're all tall, blue eyes, blonde hair. It's crazy, dude. My grandma's not Mexican. She's from Mexico.

[Marty O'Neill]

How do they feel about the whole situation?

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, they're probably pissed, but it's in the 40s, in the 50s. Marrying someone underage is, like, normal, Especially in Mexico. Don't smoke weed, though. All right. Don't smoke weed, though. If you're Mexican, you're a piece of you. Crazy, huh?

[Marty O'Neill]

So you're going Sumer said for Christmas.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Going Tumor said for Christmas. I'm gonna go early. It's our niece's first birthday. And then I got Duno opening for Duno on Saturday. I'll be there for, like, five days. My plan is to go walk around town with a hoodie on and just walk around like, I used to be fun around Fresno. Merced.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, it's that close.

[Thomas Dopasios]

40 minutes away.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah, I got you.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, so I want to walk around Merced and go smoke them joint on the trail. And I don't know. It's been a long time since I walked in Merced, because I'm not. I don't do drugs.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's cool.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So like, you only do drug. If you walk in Merced, you're on drugs.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not athletic.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. No one's working out for their health. No one's walking for their health. It's merely for transportation and to pick up. That's it.

[Marty O'Neill]

That would be cool. I would like to walk around my mom's whole neighborhood.

[Thomas Dopasios]

See what I'm saying?

[Marty O'Neill]

It'd be cool. That was always an adventure.

[Thomas Dopasios]

But me, I had to jog it. That's what I did. Everywhere. I just had slow jogged everywhere I went, just so I can get there fast. One foot in each square, like a jog.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's like crosstown every day. That's why I wasn't a fat piece of, like, the junior year. Look at junior year and then look at senior year. What happened? Joe got a car. Like, I'm drastically smaller in junior year than I am this senior year. Dude, Joe got a car and started getting that money from getting shot. So we got some in and out burger all the time. Hey, man, it is what it is. And the weed, he's called with a Krip, like chronic Kryptonite. And he's buying off this dude right on, like, Gettysburg Avenue. It was like 180 a half. Remember, he'd always get it with the Ziploc bag, but not the ones that. Let's zip the ones you have to go like that. The sandwich bags and flip over. It was like that 180 bucks we go to. In and out. That's the other day on Sunday. I woke up, like, the sun's out. I got a joint. I don't really have anything to do. I'm like. I'm always like, I gotta get you done. Get you done. I was like, you know, let me just put the window. I'm gonna put the top down. I was like, man, everybody's gonna chill with Joe. Remember the first time we went to In N Out Burger? And he's like, no, I got you. I'm like, all right, thank you. And I'm like, we're getting food. We have weed. And you have a car. Oh, yeah, this is cool. I remember thinking, like, all right. Growing up's pretty sick. But, like, how simple is that? That's, like, every day I take for granted.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's fair, you know?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I mean, I do. I don't think about it as extraordinaries. It used to be, like, why? You can do whatever you want. But now it's like, we don't have to worry about, like, a financial thing. And now I can't even. Like, I'm more stoked as a kid doing that because I'm always thinking about new. I gotta do. I gotta do this, I do that. It's like, full. Smoke a joint, hang out. It was like two in the morning. I was stressing last night, well, I gotta get this done tomorrow. I gotta get that done. I gotta. I call with Zooms yesterday. I gotta do a bunch of. And I'm like, I can't do it right now. That's the first time in a long time I went. Just chill. Because even I'm just smoking weed in my office waiting for something. I'm thinking of 900 things I got to do. And I'm like, all right, I gotta do this, this. And I'm trying to plan it out. And I think about, like, other clothing companies. Like, that's what they do is close all day. They don't go, eight minutes is on clothes, and then 400 minutes is on podcasting. And then back to we. And then the dopest. And then now the paper stuff coming up. I kind of stopped being so hard on myself. Like, damn, I need to get it done again. Like, whoa, you're not a team of 15.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, it's true.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. But then I think about it, like, wow, we do a job of a lot of people.

[Marty O'Neill]

Super true. Couldn't be more true. Every time we try to split, involve these, they can't keep up.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Okay, we'll say it now. We don't have agents anymore. We tried it for three months. Did not work out. We. We just find that me and Marty go harder for ourselves, and we'll always go harder for ourselves. That's what they did.

[Marty O'Neill]

Kind of knew, but, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Not saying they didn't. We just realized that, oh, we're the Washington football team. Like, oh, we can do this. We can do this ourselves. Like, all right. Yeah, we can do this. We're a small Mexican family. Between me and Marty, we work. There's a lot of stuff happening and working, but we can't build a thing to save our life.

[Marty O'Neill]

So ironically.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? You know, it's. You know what I realized today? I was like, where. Who are you? My tire was getting low, like, all my car today, and I went. My back hurts. I don't really want to do the tire. And I know if you had a Mercedes, they just. You pull up, they do it, and you leave. I was like, I'm sorry. That. So that's why I called you. How far are you okay? And I went right over there real quick. And as he's doing it, I'm like, thank you, man. I really appreciate. Like, I feel like a piece of the guy's going around my car. I'm like, thank you. Roll these window down.

[Marty O'Neill]

Thank you.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. I was like, dude, what am I doing? Just do it yourself, dude. Bell's like, my back hurts.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I mean, and I pay these guys.

[Marty O'Neill]

So much for that damn car. That.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And I pay these. So it's like, you know, I'm going to use it. But even while I was using it, I'm like, can you put air in the tire? Like, I feel so embarrassed asking to do some simple. Yeah, I couldn't fix my air vents to be changed. My house is high.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's so easy. I had to ask somebody to come do it because they had a ladder. And as he's doing it, I go, thanks for. Thank you. I just couldn't reach. He goes, I know it's high. Just wanna let you know that we all know I'm not a piece of. Please just want you to know that. Because he's leaving, this guy. It's 12 o'clock as well. Just smells like weed in here. But, man, I was filming. You don't know what I'm doing over here. But I know it smells like weed. It's just me here. Not like spoiled ass Per. A lot of people think I'm like 25. Like, you spoiled? Like, again, it's not my dad's house, kid. I get that a lot. But when he coming in, I was like, maybe I could have reached it. Now I'm thinking, like, maybe I could have reached it. Nah. But still, I have never felt more shittily entitled in my life than going, oh, he's changing the air in my tire this morning. That's what he's. I text you because you in the bathroom, like, let's go. I don't want to sit here anymore in this. I feel so embarrassed. Let's get out of here. I just went to the gas station. I'm such a lazy dude. My back did hurt. I will say that. I'm not being a. My back is clinically broken. So, like, hey. And I'm trying.

[Marty O'Neill]

You should get the parking pass.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'd rather walk a mile than get the parking lot every time.

[Marty O'Neill]

April should have been had that we're slipping.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. I don't park in the front anywhere. I park as far as I humanly can park. So nobody touches my car. And I still feel like a dick eating over the line. Unless it's in the back. You know what I mean? Like, I can't. I hate taking two spaces unless I'm 40 spaces clear.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Because I've seen people take two space and go, I hate you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So I can't just be a hypocrite, that's all. So back to what we're saying. I have no idea. Oh, yeah. I was lazy this morning.

[Marty O'Neill]

I saw a funny story today that thought you might think is cool. Did you. Have you been seeing.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Watched it.

[Marty O'Neill]

You already watched Tangerines?

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, yeah, Tangerines. Marv, he looks great, right? Also, you know what's sad? I saw things. You're as old as Marv was in Home Alone 1.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, he was only 34. Really? I'd have put him at 45.

[Thomas Dopasios]

People aged differently back then. People look a lot younger now.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dude, he's 67 now.

[Thomas Dopasios]

24 years now. 20. 1998. He was, like, 40 in that movie then. He was supposed to be 34. Oh, we just talked. Who did we talk about this with? We said, worst mom ever.

[Marty O'Neill]

With Duno.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Thank you. Worst mom ever.

[Marty O'Neill]

I was reading about how he made a really smart business move with us with the movie because they paid him 300k for his role in part one.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's a. That's a lot of money for that little role. I mean, not a little roll, but for a movie that's not proven yet.

[Marty O'Neill]

And then when he came back to do part two.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, it's for 2 mil.

[Marty O'Neill]

They were paying Joe Pesci 3 million, and they offered him 600k.

[Thomas Dopasios]

But, I mean, he's in Goodfellas at the time, a casino. So they're like Joe Pesci's.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. Huge actor. But he said he asked for, like, give me points. 1.5. Half of what Pesci's getting, and then 2% of the gross box office. And they said, we'll give you your 1.5 and 1%.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Good. I would have took the one. I would take a half.

[Marty O'Neill]

So how much did he make?

[Thomas Dopasios]

30 miles off of that.

[Marty O'Neill]

So it grossed $360 million. Of which he took 3.6 million, which equates to 8. 1 million today with inflation.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Everybody look left, everybody look right. The kid that. That did the Lion King did the same thing. He has to not be paid as for points.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yep. Smart.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He made so much money. Look at this guy. If I ran into Marvin as a farmer.

[Marty O'Neill]

He's a cattle rancher. Sculptor.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's so tick tocker.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, I know, right?

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's like, Randy. He's like. What's the guy? Randy Quaid from. From National Lampoon that went nuts. But not nuts.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, but he's.

[Thomas Dopasios]

But he's just held together. He's the non. Gary Busey Randy Quaid.

[Marty O'Neill]

I bet he's smoking Halloween.

[Thomas Dopasios]

If he's not getting high as hell. I don't trust him. Because look at him. That's just screams. I get.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, look at it. Look at this.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Look at that. You know what's crazy? He has the same exact setup. Same hair, same beard, same mustache.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, he's the same.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Exact same guy. Look at the eyebrow.

[Marty O'Neill]

His hair is just grayer.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

That'S it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I know.

[Marty O'Neill]

Captain Obvious over here.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's just older.

[Marty O'Neill]

Just looks a little older in this picture.

[Thomas Dopasios]

You're right. Oh, oh, can we talk about it? I. I said my dream story a while back when I talk about the drones, all that.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Don't trust any of this stuff going on. Don't look at it. Don't give it any type of day. Don't humor it. Don't watch. That's all I got to say. I'm not gonna say anything further. The government tried to scare us, and we were too distracted by our phones because they did too good of a job distracting us on the phones, because they were distracting us on the phones going, do all this stuff while they're on the phones. Then we're gonna, you know, implement some. And they go do it. And nobody looked up. There's drones and aliens, and everybody's like that. Yeah, but there's. Tick tock. And then they're like. They're coming out of the water like. Yeah, I can see that on my. On my feet. It's crazy, huh? Scroll. And then. And then it just. And then there's like, we bring the ball. And then he just went right by to alien, and they just went back to the Costco guys. That was it. The world went, we don't give a. It's like when you're, like, dangling. If you do your homework, I will give you this candy. And at the end of the day, the kid's like, I don't like candy anyway. Your homework. Actually, you know what? I like homework. And they just do. That's what's happening to us. The government put us in timeout for too long, and we enjoy it now. Am I wrong? Everybody look left. That's what they were doing. Everybody look right. And then they were like, yo, you stop pay attention to me. And then Simba ate to Mona Boomba. Because that's what would really happen were.

[Marty O'Neill]

People DMing you about this?

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. About the drones. By damn your dream. I go and I said, when it happens. I didn't say if. I said, when it happens. Don't pay attention to it. I haven't looked at anything. Every time I see when they're like aliens in the water scroll. Don't care. Don't care. That's what I said about Jacob Pass. I said that came out of the water. Everybody look left. That's how I feel right now. Don't pay attention to these drones. Please don't.

[Marty O'Neill]

I got one more really random clip that I thought you might think.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, I seen it. Oh, I've seen it. Real quick, real quick. One day we'll. We'll hang out. All right. Joe Rogan, in this video, you straight up look like a ventriloquist. There's no other way to put it. He looks. It's his sharp features and the pink lip.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

With the hair, he. He looks like. Like a puppet. Damn near. And it's his voice.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's such a shocking difference contrast to the man.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That is what I imagine Joe Rogan is like. Like when the plan of the apes are about to revolt. Like.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Thomas Dopasios]

But also like trying to have a conversation.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

You ever try. You ever eat trend raw? Like, that's what Joe Rogan looks like. He bit into a steak full of trend. He's just. I gotta be honest though. Like, he's the only person that's ever been in radio personality, TV media that will beat your ass. Think of another guy who's another guy or girl that is a correspondent, a radio person, a TV host, anything besides Tim Robbins. Gigantic ass that could beat your ass. Not one.

[Marty O'Neill]

Nobody's.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's what it always comes back to, is always going swole. As you see when he shows. George St. Pierre had a spinning back kick. That's like me saying, hey, Nolan Ryan, I'm sure you hit that curve a little. A little better. Maybe that's too deep a cut. Hey, LeBron, let me right. Hey, George St. Pierre, let me show you how to spinning back kick. It's like that. Damn it. I couldn't think of anything.

[Marty O'Neill]

But this Rogan right here could still whip your ass like.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, yeah, he's a champ right there.

[Marty O'Neill]

Still taekwondo like black belt and all this.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's spinning back kick us at this point. Go for it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Here we go.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What's up? How we doing? You having fun? Having a rough week, man. I've been here the M word too much for my girlfriend. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, that's raised. The pitch is raised a little bit, and it's. I can't even hear that word. Yeah, the pictures. I've seen this original clip, and it's not as high. It's not as high. He raised his voice a little bit. I don't think so. I mean, it's really funny. 90s comedy. It's like, sign this. It's. It's 90s sitcomish comedy, and I gotta buy you. But clean.

[Marty O'Neill]

There's been so many different Rogans that have existed at this point.

[Thomas Dopasios]

This is this. Honestly, this. This is Evangelo Kazara.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, you're right. What. What are we looking at here? Is this probably like 1992?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'm gonna guess 92. So it just looks like it from the background, like in Living color is just about to start popping.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's what it looks like. Joe's 57.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, 57.

[Marty O'Neill]

Born in 67.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So that would have been about 25. Yeah, exactly. Math. Yeah. I mean, hold on.

[Marty O'Neill]

This is more, you know, everything Rogan. Pre everything.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Pre diabetic Rogan. That was pre Rogan. That was him in the alley right there.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yo, that's a great one.

[Marty O'Neill]

Get a New York accent, but also, like, or Boston.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Nobody can beat that man up and comes if you not beat. Oh, how old are you? That is the swollest interviewer of all time, if you think about it. And he can probably backflip kick you like martial law in Tekken, and would love to. Would love to spinning back, kick me and then just make me, like, rub a steak right across my teeth. Like, you're gonna. You're gonna eat it. That's what he would do to me. He just make me bow and arrow, shoot a deer. I'm all crying. Hey, I'm doing a vlog with Rogan. I'm just teary.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hold you at arrow point and make you shoot a deer, then hit you with the arrow anyway.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Nope. That's when I pull up my Pokemon ball and I just capture his ass. And I'll use him at a later date. I don't know. And that date, he's gonna roll out and just knocks him. Whoa. I get why Pokemon was so tight now. I just thought about, like, imagine if, like, yo, what's up? You. You joke them on Jokerman. He just comes up and beats people's hips. Ah. Yo, what happened? What happened to us? We just started talking about Random. Yo, dude. Well, I don't think we ever talked about it. So one time. Hey, man, we love Joe Rogan. We all do.

[Marty O'Neill]

Marty.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Marty's friends. They're friends. I gotta say it one time. Somebody did this. Remember the skywriting? Somebody paid for it. Did you know this? Some. You know, skywriting is where the plane goes and spells. I was at a high rise party, weed party, and I went out, go, there's no way that's real. And it just says in the sky, as this plane is leaving the scene of the crime, Joe Rogan is literally five foot three. And that's all it says in the sky. Somebody paid for that.

[Marty O'Neill]

Good.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Right there. Joe is literally five foot. That's what it said. And I'm like, there's no way this is real. I was underneath it, in the hills, right under that. Who paid for that? If it's not a friend, that guy's a hater. If it's a friend, best friend.

[Marty O'Neill]

The coolest come out.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Nobody ever said who it was, as far as I know. But the reason, the reason I'm talking about it is when that was happening, I thought it was really funny. Like, wow, that's a good joke.

[Marty O'Neill]

Somebody got him $17,500 to do that shit in the sky.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Somebody paid money. So the thing. The reason I'm bringing it up is later on that day, I came, Me and Marty did a podcast. And I was talking about before the show started. My mar. You didn't see it? No way. And I was like laughing. I was like, that's hilarious, bro. He's probably not 5:3, but still, that's funny. And we're talking. I was laughing my ass off.

[Marty O'Neill]

One of the greatest trolls of all time.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It was. It was a great troll, but I'm sitting here dying, dying, laughing because I thought it was funny. I'm like five nine. I'm not that tall. We do the episode, Marty goes and does a Super bowl commercial. Marty does a Super bowl commercial and gets his entire camera setup stolen. Everything. Because he was putting everything away. And I think he just left it on the side and drove off. Because five and it was a long day. That's right. We're going to the System of Down Corn concert. And Marty had to leave there to come meet us and forgot his entire setup in a pelican at a Super bowl shoot. That nobody was nice enough to say, hey, one of the people, the crew.

[Marty O'Neill]

Parking lot in the middle of a not cool dude, where nobody else.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And they know it's not theirs because it's a different box. It's just, you know, it's not yours.

[Marty O'Neill]

Somebody kept that, a pelican case, just in an empty parking spot, basically.

[Thomas Dopasios]

But also somebody has the footage of me dying, laughing about that. So I'm always like, in the back of my head, like, damn, someone's gonna have that chop it up and make it look like I am just talking because I'm dying about it. Like, that's the best troll of all time. All of LA saw it. It was so funny. It got on the news because someone went, there's no way someone took the time to do that. No, they did. That's why it made the news and that's why it was funny. But that SD card got stolen too. So somebody out there's got, like, the perfect opportunity to make me look like I'm talking shit. If they just. They just cut it, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

I hope they do. So we can track the IP address.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And find out who took your shit.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dexter.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, like, dexterity tie you up. Just gonna water you. Just. Right in your head. But it's gonna be pee. I'm gonna pee a little bit. It's gonna hurt me more. It's gonna hurt you, but it's gonna pee a little bit on. On your forehead until you get up. You know, that would hurt so bad. Just peeing. One dropping. I'm gonna make you just pee one drop at a time. Never mind. That was a very generic yell that sounded like Bugs Bunny falling off a cliff. What the was that?

[Marty O'Neill]

That's our gore screen.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I like it. Wilhelm. I don't know what that means. I don't know how long we been here. Hold on, hold on. 121, 113. Gang banger. All right, he's been in LA too long.

[Marty O'Neill]

I didn't even know that was a thing, 13.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It was just. It was a joke. It was a joke. I'm about to go see a bunch of red and long hair this week. I haven't been in Merced for this long. Since I live there. I'm going for five days.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, damn.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I've been back that long. Ever.

[Marty O'Neill]

After. Like, I. I go back to Buffalo. I see all my homeboys once, maybe twice.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'm like, ready to go, right? When I get back into la, I go, you know what my problem is? I get in Merced, and the second I pass Bear Creek getting into town, it's like, I didn't leave. And I could go right back to my house and go and erase the past 10 years like that. And it would never Happen again. Like it never happened. And I don't like it. It's too easy for me to go. I can just do this. Yeah. I'll just make videos. The house, I'll pay twelve hundred dollar rent. I'll crush it. Like, this would be so sick. My car. The town's three miles wide. There's dispensaries there now. I could move back to Mercedes and do the same exact thing right now. No difference except the show. I'd have to fly back every week, but. And then when I'm driving, I'm like, this is too easy, man. I can be right back home. I can start selling sacks. Like, this is. It makes me go, oh, man. Was everything I've been doing just frivolous? If I could just throw it away. It's kind of weird. Then you wake up from a dream. You're like, where am I? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, that's right. This is. That is my room. That's how I feel. Like, that's right. I don't live here. I have a house. I for, you know, I mean, like, I forget when I'm there. It's too easy, man. Just go hang out and chill and like, think of other stuff. And it's not so much pressure as being here going, you know what? You're red as no get up.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's true.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. I'm not saying it's not hard there, because it is. I'm saying, like, it's. It's too easy in my head to go. I just sell sex. I know how much I gotta sell to make my rent. Like, this is not bad. Yeah, Simple. Simple as simple.

[Marty O'Neill]

Less pressure.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Less pressure. It's simple. But you could do a lot of good there because Mercedes expanding one day, we'll be better. Okay. All right, on to this next part. Guys, it's Christmas time to. Let's do three. Three surprise winners. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna pick you. Wait, how do we do it?

[Marty O'Neill]

I think they leave my bookie.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No, no, no. This is just. I was just gonna do it. It's Christmas.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, gotcha.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'm gonna do three boxes to three. Three. I don't want. Oh, okay. The other day I did the dopest live and I pick like 25 winners. A lot of those winners I see in the chat a lot. I can't turn around and do it again and give them more on a different channel. That is not fair to people that are watching my kit. This two days late. This is what we're Gonna do. Leave your Instagram name, your Instagram handle in the comment of this video. I can't say, hey, leave your name in the comment of this video. Because I can't direct message you on YouTube, but I can on Instagram. So this is what you want to do. Go to Instagram. I mean, get. Go to YouTube on this video and leave your Instagram name in the comments of this video. That's how I'm gonna pick a winner. All right. We'll let it go till years. No, Great idea. Christmas from this episode, right? The 24th. Exactly one week, 24th to the 31st. I'll pick three winners, and you'll start your year off with a. I don't know what I'm gonna give you yet. Let me think about it. But it won't just be like some posters. It'll be more cool. I'm gonna. I'll think about it. Actually do something sick. Leave your Instagram name in the comments of this episode. It doesn't. I know people like, oh, if I leave it 10 times, is it help? No, it's not like a rat, where I'm just gonna go like this, boom. Like, I left it 40 times. No, don't do that. I will not pick you for that.

[Marty O'Neill]

Paste them onto spreadsheets and yeah, I'll pick you.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Not because. Just because you did that. Don't do that. That's not fair. That's like just. Oh, talking over every single person while everybody's trying to, like, get a word in. Yeah, not fair. Drop it. If you want to leave it a couple times, that's fine, but just, like, it doesn't make it better, like, your chances. You know what I'm saying? So I'll pick three winners. There we go.

[Marty O'Neill]

That sounds great.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Sounds great. Leave it in the comments of this episode. Your Instagram name in the comments of this episode. A lot of people. I don't have Instagram, so if I can make one, then takes a couple seconds. I've made 30 of them. I promise you, it takes a few seconds. It's not that bad. Let me get one of these Jakes.

[Marty O'Neill]

And if you're not, We've been banging out. Oh, restrict amazing episodes on unrestricted, too. The unrestricted episodes are so fun. If you want to communicate directly with us, you get access to the form. You can go in there and post up stuff, whatever you want. We're expanding the categories, and then we react to them on the show. You get featured on the show. I love the unrestricted, and it's growing and it's really going to help us continue to grow the show. And the more people that subscribe to it, the more pressure it takes off of us relying on YouTube.

[Thomas Dopasios]

We are almost like, we don't get a lot. We don't get paid a lot at all from YouTube. You guys know that everything's restricted.

[Marty O'Neill]

Better than nothing.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's better than nothing. But unrestrict is almost matching that. And it's like, wow, is this like a quarter of what you should normally get as a YouTuber? That helps so much a lot of people. I get a lot of this. Like, why can you just put it for free on Spotify? We now double Marty's whole edit workload by doing an extra episode a week. No, not gonna just double up Marty's workload and go, Marty, you're not gonna make any more money now. How more of your time's gone. You still have kids. Like, no, that's. That's dumb. If you're. Your boss asks you to do another shift, like, yeah, do free. No, it doesn't work that way.

[Marty O'Neill]

Like, we want.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It has to work.

[Marty O'Neill]

We want everybody on our platform also. We want people signed up. We want people. Even free memberships site like we want.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, you get free membership, you don't have to pay for it.

[Marty O'Neill]

We don't want to have to rely on social media platforms or YouTube or whatever.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's really what it is. In the end.

[Marty O'Neill]

We. It's smart for any business, whatever you're doing, it's smartest to bring people back to your own site that you can control and you can own and you can talk to them directly. So that's just what we're implementing. And a lot of been getting a lot of great feedback from the clips coming off. You're gonna notice we got super detailed timestamps now in the descriptions. We figured out how to do that so you can click through the episodes. And we got long form clips coming off the main channel now dialed into stories and topics that we think you guys are gonna like. So we're gonna start dropping throwbacks. We implemented that this week and people seem to really like it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yes. And if you're trying to do timestamps on yours, you just press enter hard. Like press it extra hard, it'll work.

[Marty O'Neill]

Slam your forehead off the key.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, my God. I just imagine somebody actually doing it in real time watching this.

[Marty O'Neill]

If you Want to put YouTube timestamps in your videos that work, go into ours and copy and paste the format, because that's how you have to do.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It and then press the enter hard like, like. But when you press, you go like.

[Marty O'Neill]

That with your elbow.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Elbow. I watched every Dads Against Predators video. Impossible. And then I found a. I found an extra page last night of like, 15 I've never seen. Oh, man, last night was so bomb. It was so good, dude. This big Mexican mechanic young dude came in and got caught. And you could tell he was so hurt by it. He was like 24. Like a big, young Mexican coming to meet a little boy. And like, oh, it's over for you. A lot of people don't understand, like, a lot of these predator guys. Yeah. They go back to when you're from, like, maybe possibly like an urban ethnic neighborhood. You're gonna get your ass whooped. You have to move. I mean, I have the straight when Grinch Grant gains a heart. Yeah, that's how I feel every time they go, what are you here to do? Just, oh, let's go. I love it so much. Oh, my God. It's my favorite thing to watch.

[Marty O'Neill]

Anyway, so first, that pops up on my Twitter every morning.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Every morning, every day. I was talking to yesterday. I just love it. I love it so much. So this year, it's 2024. We're going to be starting up. I mean, I mean, there's another episode, obviously, but it's almost January, guys. It's a new year. Last New Year's, I spent it as it was turning 12. I was writing out what I needed to do for this year to make sure I was like, oh, at least you're prepped going into the new year. I don't know what I'm gonna do next year, but I know. Oh, let me talk about this, guys. Ice is not a sponsor. It's called my fitness pal. It's an app I've been using. This is not a sponsor. But hey, if you want to sponsors, that'd be badass because I use it every five seconds. It's called MyFitnessPal. You implement every time you drink water, every time you do this, every time you eat this. If you have a package, if it's a bar, if it's anything, you can scan the barcode. It'll tell you every single thing in it. If you scan a picture of it, it'll tell you what it has. You can say it, you can talk about it. You can look up a restaurant and pick what you pick there. It'll have every nutrition fact and it's adds it up and the every single nutrient in it gives you like a video game that's what I need. It's like a video game with a graph and a bar. It's like, oh, the bar on sugar's close. Don't eat too much sugar today. You're almost there for the rest of the day. It's only 12. Oh, you.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's cool.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So it turns out I was eating, like, 4, 000 calories a day.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Very easy to do my veggies if you guys like Mendocino Farms. The veggie sandwich. The. That I thought was. I was killing it with. I eat veggie sandwich four times a week. Is 1100 calories for raw vegetables in between bread because of the sauce. That's not fair. So now that I see all this stuff, it's crazy how much better my stomach is because I'm not just constantly like, well, I shouldn't eat that. That shit's crazy. Look what sodium is in that. I've been going hard on the immunity shots. The gut. I've been drinking, and I keep thinking, I buy so much weed and I don't buy anything to fix my body. I'm tripping. So every day I've been drinking shots and all this. And then, like a couple months, not like a year ago, you guys remember talking about John been taking this brain medication? And I'm like, john, you just made a reference. And he's like, I swear by this stuff. It's called Magic Mind. Remember, John has case of the shit called Magic Mind? Apparently, like, helps your brain activity and all this. I'm like, yeah, okay.

[Marty O'Neill]

Code dope, as usual, by the way, for motherfucking Magic Mind.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And they just hit us up. I've been drinking magic, but I have it in my house because of John. And it actually made me feel better. I've been drinking them. I have it in my house. I've been drinking those every morning with my little shots. I've been. So I've been keeping.

[Marty O'Neill]

You were talking about Magic Mind already before they even had us up.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And they just hit us up last week and said, hey, we'd love the show. We would love to sponsor the show.

[Marty O'Neill]

I actually know the owner of Magic Mind.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What?

[Marty O'Neill]

He used to sponsor Theo's podcast, and I went and. He has his own podcast, actually.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Really?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. I went and did a little consultation for him before he started a show.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The owner of Magic Mind?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

You can tell me this.

[Marty O'Neill]

I kind of forgot.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Well, because you don't take Magic Creator. Yeah, that shit's real. If John can make a reference, I trust him.

[Marty O'Neill]

John entered dialogue.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It did it brought his brain out. It's like he hatched and his brain got big. Like the outer shell of crust just went. And his empath thought started.

[Marty O'Neill]

Sh.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Came out and not littering anymore. Came out. Yeah, he stopped littering. This makes me so happy.

[Marty O'Neill]

Wow. Thanks, Mat.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I saw him stop and pick up trash. Mike. I think I talked about this before. Mike. Yeah. Let's go. I talk with Tommy G. So I can't stand litter. I don't like you if you litter. Magic mind. I've been taking it every day. Look it. If I can smoke bowls and take dabs and do these things and, like, do things that aren't making my body better, I gotta be able to counteract that, dude. And with this damn app, I swear to God, only two days I've gone over 2300 calories because I'm in a deficit or whatever. Trying to do the deficit. Only two days I went over. And by deficit, you mean under 2300 calories? Because you're for your body weight.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. You're burning more than you're taking.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yes.

[Marty O'Neill]

By like 500.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. So that's the only way you can lose weight. That's the only way it happens.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So. But, I mean, I was eating, like 4, 000. I'm supposed to be at 2300. I've been doing that for my life. And I always go, why am I fat? How come I'm not losing weight? I'm eating veggie sandwiches. I'm working out. I'm like, yeah, you eating veggie sandwiches working out. But what about the other you ate and the other, like. Well, it's just, you know, sauce and this, like, it's made out of lentil pasta. Like. Yeah, but what about all the cholesterol? Or what about all the calories? Calories? And then I'm like, well, what if I flex it out a little bit? That's how you think? Like, I'm strong. I can eat this. It'll help me. Like, that doesn't help you. You fat.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's why, like, I always just. Chicken breast and rice and broccoli is, like, the best thing I think you can eat.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I talked about this. I can't do. I mean, I'm not vegan anymore. It just does not work anymore. My body's dying inside. Doesn't work. I'm not gonna eat meat. Yeah, I know, but I smelled Rosie. She was in the kitchen the other day, and I'm like, what are you cooking? It was chicken breast.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And made me go oh, what is that? Damn. I thought it was some bomb, though. That's scary. Like, I just say the chicken smell bomb. What the.

[Marty O'Neill]

April made tacos last night and she put.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, she eats meat, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, she had, like, actual beef going. The rice and beans, and it smelled amazing.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It smelled amazing. Oh, okay, never mind, Never mind. But yeah, dude, I always say, like, Mario Lopez shape, but, like, this time, I'm not filming anything. I'm not talking about it. I'm just been doing it. And that's the only way I'm ever gonna get it done is just do this. Now I have to make it something that I keep up with on filming and documenting and like that. Dude, I'll document it when I start feeling better.

[Marty O'Neill]

You start. I mean, you really implement this over long term. It's going to work.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I mean, it's over. I'm never going to be a fat pie like I have eating, like a piece of anymore. I don't even.

[Marty O'Neill]

This is like a cheat code, though.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It is.

[Marty O'Neill]

Understand how? Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Now I get it, dude. All of that's bad for me. What am I doing? I had no idea. I had no idea. Anyway, magic mind. I've been drinking the out of it. We have a code.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dope as usual.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Dope as usual. Magic mind. Just try.

[Marty O'Neill]

Not exactly sure what it's gonna get you yet, but it's gonna get you something.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I drink it. I actively drink it. Before they ever said, hey, we should sponsor you. So throwing it out there? Hell, yeah. My fitness pal helps me so damn much. We got to get the premium to unlock all this. If you could buy a blunt a month, you can pay 599 for a subscription. That's going to help you. And if you're a fat dude, put in what you eat the second you eat it. Or even before. Don't forget, I just implement every single thing. Take a picture of. Take a picture. Scan it, scan it, scan it. Put the water in there. If you exercise, it'll take calories back and you can eat more because you. It's a video game. And that's all I've ever wanted, was a video game to help me learn. Now that I get it. We do. Our school system sucks. I can't. I can't balance a checkbook. And I'm a fat. Both of those should have been implemented in school.

[Marty O'Neill]

Check and check.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yes. Come on, man. Show me how to balance a checkbook and my diet. But you didn't, Ms. Adams. You just talk about me because I always ditched. Yeah, I'm still fat. You didn't help me at all.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's your fault.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Fault. You should have taught me that just because it's an apple doesn't mean it doesn't have sugar. You can't eat a bunch of apples all the time. An applesauce and apple juice. But it's apples. Like, no, it's not just apples.

[Marty O'Neill]

You just ate 5, 000 calories worth of apples.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Apple juice. I drink my Simply Lemonade.

[Marty O'Neill]

The juice is the worst that you're drinking. All that Starbucks, you might get 1 to 2,000 calories in, like, a fancy Starbucks drink.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, my God, dude. My Simply Lemonade. I was like, you know what I'll drink? I'll drink half of 4 ounces. It was half the sugar for my day. No, I don't eat a lot of sugar. But that's all fat. And I'm like, damn, I'm just getting fatter and fatter and fatter. The reason, the main reason why I'm gonna tell you guys some updates. All right? We're solo episode. I'm gonna stop smoking so much weed in the terms of I smoke 50 times a day. How about 10? How about when I pack a bowl, I put some hash on it and rip that and get a fat bowl and a stack bowl instead of me just ripping them taunts constantly. When I was on stage, the improv, I had to stop a few times because I was trying to, like, in between my words, and I didn't want to start coughing. I'm like, dude, I can't be on stage going, you know what I mean? You guys know what I mean? Like, oh, man. Yeah, that's not fun to watch. Like, don't want that. And I'm sitting there just sweating because I'm fat, and I'm trying to hold my breath and maintain it. I'm on stage, lights. I'm a little nervous and, like, I just need to be in Mario Lopez shape and just. Just keep doing what I'm doing because I'm right now. If you gave me a magic pill and I was all buff and in shape tomorrow, nothing would change. I would say the same. Ready?

[Marty O'Neill]

Just feel that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Sick. Back to the video because, like, oh, my God, I have a new avatar. I've never been, like, in shape, but I was skinny as a kid. But, like, pull ups, looking down, doing a muscle up. Like, oh, this is what it's like to have 99 stats. This is a better life just because, like, oh, I can jump a fence with no struggle. Sick. So stop smoking so much. Still doing videos. So do all my. And I'm switching up my video style next month. Next year. I'm not gonna do so many reviews at all. Nico, our homie gave me a cool. We went to Casa Bonita and as he was showing, he's like the voiceover like Tommy G were talking about would be cool here and go voiceover in your own video about what you're doing. You mean a movie? Narrating my own video. I've never done that before. It's not like someone is brand new. Everybody does it. But that's just another layer of me going, oh, it doesn't have to be constant smoking. Constant smoking, constant smoking. I know you guys like videos, but, like, there needs to be more substance than a constant bong rip. Constant bong rip. I've been doing it for a long time. And I mean, I think. I think that style of video is not as popular anymore and people want to learn a little or just live. Live a life and go see a life being lived that's not just in one room with the pictures behind me. I have a story time in two months because I was like, you know what? Let me wait a little bit. I just want to see where this goes. So content style is going to switch up a little bit. I gotta stop smoking so much weed because someone said the other day, like, yo, you, you like. You film everything you smoke. Go. I film 1% of what I smoke. When I post videos on Snapchat and Twitter. Like, bro, that's one bowl. I smoke 40. My lungs. My lungs are hurt. Like, I need to chill out. If I filmed everything I smoke, I have 500, 000 videos and I just can't do that. I don't want to film everything I smoke. But that's the problem. People don't see, like, yo, I am smoking constantly. Whether it's dabbing or joints or Bali, I need to chill a little bit. Like, I'm too fat to be late and my lungs are inflamed. Like, I want to be able to get high and not go after. It's not like an emphysema thing. It's a. Inflammation from constant smoke. Like, I'm never not constantly smoking. Constant, constant. And I have a deviated septum. So anyway, I'm trying to fix myself. There it is.

[Marty O'Neill]

All this is just gonna make you feel better.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. What if I'm like, I'm on stage one day, go, hey, guys, backflip, go. Wow. Had nothing to do with this. Back to my mom being A dick. You know what I mean? Like, back to this. Also, I got a little argument with mommy. I didn't know she's watching this. Oh, I can't. I'm gonna. I'm writing something in for a set.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's it. You unleashed it. You pissed me off. It's over. Don't tell me you did. Don't tell me you didn't do when you did. You know, I told my mom the other day, you know, I have a great memory, right? I speak to people for a living. And listen, you think I don't remember what you said? I remember where I was standing when you said it. That's the thing. A lot of people, they try to like. No, you didn't, Mike. I know what I was doing when it happened. Don't question my memory, because I won't argue with. And be so passionately right about it. If I'm like, there's a little chance I could be wrong. No, there's a could be wrong. I go, hey, I don't remember fully, actually. And I will always say, ah. I can't say for sure. Don't piss me off now. I'm writing some bull in. Oh, yeah, I can't wait. I already started writing it. Yo, writing jokes is just talking about your life and then seeing how you can relate. And my shit's a little different because, you know, Mexican kid with a white. White stepdad at prison, like, that is a very, very juxtaposition. Nast story. But is your mom that spiteful? Does she'll marry a white. Is this to make your Jewish grandma mad? Minus. And here's the story. Oh, I can't wait. Anyway, don't piss me off. That's it. That's all. That's all I say about it. But besides that. Marty, real quick. Open this up. Christmas little stuff. Oh, little things. Oh, you have three versions of whites on.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's pretty. We got.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What's their names?

[Marty O'Neill]

We got your standard 8 mile white. Here. We got your. We got your faced white. And then we got your Dexter.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Your face white. Dexter at 8 mile. That's the new one. You're a psycho. You rap or what else you say you're an alcoholic murderer or a musician. I like that.

[Marty O'Neill]

All right.

[Thomas Dopasios]

There'S some little stuff in there. I just thought it was pretty cool. I found it the other day. There's. There should be, like, one little thing, another thing, and then one more. Dude, isn't that cool?

[Marty O'Neill]

That's sick as.

[Thomas Dopasios]

All right, I. I framed it this is just so. I didn't mess it up. I'll get you into the frame. I just prayed this. It wouldn't get messed up. I didn't do a great job. I'm not good it.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn. That's.

[Thomas Dopasios]

But it's cool, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

Hold on. What am I looking at here? This is like.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I think that's. It's just like. Remember the. The. The carpets as a kid that you put your. Your car on and you drive around the town? But it's. It's Nipsy Hustle. I thought it was really cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

This is. This is his plaza where he got killed.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. Isn't that wild?

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn. This is sick.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So not the. Not the frame. I did it so you didn't. It didn't get messed up. I know you're going to do it differently and. Yeah. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

That was pretty cool, right? There's so much cool art of him that came out after his death. This is up there, though. This is sick.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Pretty sick.

[Marty O'Neill]

Good looking.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Pretty cool, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

See, I know it needs a different. I just got it because I knew I'd. I'd bend it. I know 100 is gonna get bent. All right, there should be one more soft thing and one more little thing. Okay. I couldn't pass it up, dude. It's too cool. Couldn't pass it up, dude. Dude, right? Look at Marcellus Wallace. Look at him with the ball kick. The worst scene they could have did.

[Marty O'Neill]

Come on. On. Oh, they got the.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The little watch. And then Bruce Willis up top.

[Marty O'Neill]

Is this Chinese or something?

[Thomas Dopasios]

You know what, dude? Like, do know. It's. It's Korean. Japanese.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, come on.

[Thomas Dopasios]

And they got Harvey Cartel the Wolf at the top looking like Robert Dairo in the middle top. It looks like Robert Dairo more than does at the very middle top.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Looks like Robert De Niro more than does Hire Cartel.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's pretty sick cool, right? So sick. Love it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I just cut it. I don't know why I didn't realize. The ball gag in his mouth.

[Marty O'Neill]

You just saw that?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I saw it right now. Oh, my God, the ball gag. I don't know why. I just saw Marcellus Wall's face and just went by it. Pretty cool, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

Wear that for our next tub.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's pretty cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

Thank you.

[Thomas Dopasios]

There's one more small thing in there, but it's for something you already have. That's for your watch. It's a little travel thing. Oh, cool, right? My homie makes those. It's pretty cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's an actual issue.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yes, I know. Putting it. It's just in my office on a napkin right now watch. Open it, and you can set. You can set it in there, and it won't ever crush. Smart, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's pretty cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

I love that. That's an actual issue.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's an actual issue.

[Marty O'Neill]

Thank you. Appreciate it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Pretty sick, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

It's. It's literally just, like, floating around my safe.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I feel you. There you go.

[Marty O'Neill]

Thank you.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh. Oh, for real.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Let's go. Different one.

[Marty O'Neill]

Come on.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I think I know more now. Remember the first time I didn't know what I was doing? No, it's sick. It's sick. It's cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

The black, though.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's cool, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

Come on, bro.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The black one.

[Marty O'Neill]

Good.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Now that. Now, like, when we go to meetings and it looks different.

[Marty O'Neill]

That is sick.

[Thomas Dopasios]

As sick, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's called a good GMT Master or some. No problem. Stupid sick. Right? And also this. If you ever, like. Yo, the black one and the blue one. Yeah. If you want to switch them up, we can take them to blocks by your house and switch whatever you want.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, because, like, the blue only goes.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It goes so much. That's why I got the black one. Like, the only goes so much. The last time you wore that green jacket, the blue one, I'm like, it needs to be black or universal or all white or something. Sick, right? You see a little green on it?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I'm into these now.

[Thomas Dopasios]

They're sick. That one's sick. That's the next one I want to get. I think it's like that. I don't think it twists. I looked at it, too. I don't think it tw. That's what. That's what Rocco asked, too. I don't think it does. I don't know enough.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's got all the numbers on the dial. I haven't. I don't think I've seen that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's Oyster Perpetual. It's called GMT Master. I'm not sure. He's like, it's discontinued. Don't worry. He's like, no, you don't. No one's gonna have it.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'm like, oh, damn. That's what you want.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Sick, right?

[Marty O'Neill]

I appreciate it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No problem. Yeah. Let's go. Hell, yeah. It just goes with everything, dude.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'm just noticing all the differences from my.

[Thomas Dopasios]

From the blue one.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

It almost looks like it's got a little Benz logo in it. Did you notice that on the dial?

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, right. I saw that too. It is. It's exactly the Mercedes Benz Logo on the dial.

[Marty O'Neill]

Wow.

[Thomas Dopasios]

But now it's like. Now it's like, oh, that's when I. We go to. It matches everything that way.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, exactly.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's just the blue one. I feel you, dude. It's a little like. Like, that's a little hard if you're wearing the green Tupac you had on. I was like, that's my nose. Like, oh, we need a different color. Something else doesn't change. It didn't match, but, like, it looks good now. If you want to change the band or anything, let me know. I think the band's sick.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I love it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I don't know that much about it, but I know more than I did the first time.

[Marty O'Neill]

So.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, that's the little thing, the attachment. And then obviously, you can't ever show anybody the card.

[Marty O'Neill]

QR code thing.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No, the number. So the cards in the back just.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Because some people post it and they don't realize, like, you just posted your serial number. So what you do is you hit up your Rolex and go, hey, I need my. To be serviced. I need to send out these things. And they go, oh, your watch is no longer in warranty because somebody else got your. Pretended they were you. It off.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, it's hard to open. Okay, let me. I don't want you. I thought I was gonna break it. It was scary. Let me see. Let me show you. Let me show you first. Because I saw it. I'm like, am I gonna break this? Ready? Flick this down.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, it's different.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, it's a different band. I've never seen this one before. And they go like that.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay. Yeah, that's got the extra clasp over the latch. Damn.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, see, I. I want to see if it fits. If it doesn't, I mean, he's right by your house. You just go fix the link.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, I. I had a link taken out of the other one.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, I like the class. Right?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's just for sure. One, one, one out.

[Marty O'Neill]

Come on.

[Thomas Dopasios]

You need one out?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

You need one out. Let me see. You need a link for sure.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, it's like my dad's watching shows.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, you need to link. Take it out for sure. Like, you're. What was it like? Hey, they forgot me for Christmas, so they went upstairs and got this old thing. That's. That's what it looks. Looks like. Way too big. Yeah. New. Good.

[Marty O'Neill]

Appreciate it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No worries. And then next year, when YouTube leaves us alone, let's let us do something. We'll do something cooler. I don't know. We'll figure it out.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's gonna be a big year. We're feeling. Feeling really good about things, folks.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. But yeah, when he does the class, I'll have him do all the stuff to it and I'll just send you in there and he'll just do it for you. Cool. He's. He's in there. Fine.

[Marty O'Neill]

Sick.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Right by your house, actually.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, let's go. Yeah.

[Marty O'Neill]

Good, guys.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Good, Good year.

[Marty O'Neill]

So sick.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Good way to start the year. I'm excited.

[Marty O'Neill]

These are like this. It's like giving, like. It's like. It's like giving an investment. It's such a hundred percent.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's like, that's the reason why I got. I was like, no, if anything ever happens, like, well, I got both of these. Dump them. It's the best. Or what if they go up a bunch of money one day?

[Marty O'Neill]

That's the wild. That's the wild variable.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What if they just skyrocket?

[Marty O'Neill]

How? You said it's discontinued.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, he said, don't worry, it's discontinued. You'll ever see it again. Because there's new one that just came out called Bruce Wayne. Exact same. Look, I go, what's up with the Bruce Wayne? And I tried to get it for you, and within the 30 seconds he posted it, it was sold.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I saw it and went, oh, brand new snap. I just. I just follow his Instagram. That's how I see everything. Watch. Plug. Shout out to. Shout out to Mo. He's the man.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah. Same dude.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Same. Same guy I get everybody stuff from. And he posted like, yo, that's the Bruce Wayne. That sounds badass. I'm like, can I. Can I get. He goes, of course. Like, what do you mean, of course? You just posting, it's already gone. And then by the time I pressed the next snap, it already said sold on the next post.

[Marty O'Neill]

Damn.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I tried, but that's the Bruce Wayne brother. No. Oh, no. That's the one she wants. I like that dial around the side, right? It just looks. It looks, I don't know, like the Daytonas is what it looks like. I think is what. I don't know enough.

[Marty O'Neill]

I gotta learn what these.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'm still learning.

[Marty O'Neill]

It goes 2 through 24. Okay, so.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, is it a Submariner? I don't know enough. It's GMT Master and it's supposed to be, I think, Yacht Master. And if that's the case, those are waterproof. This one's of these time when they DC dive.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I think let's look it up before you jump in your pool. And you know before just Marty breaking his watch. Day one. Marty pulled some white fully clothed in the pool.

[Marty O'Neill]

Right?

[Thomas Dopasios]

With this watch.

[Marty O'Neill]

Never. I've never anytime I've ever worn that Rolex. I'm like militant with it. Same any. I'm never. There's never been one time where I'm like going through the house fast. Cuz I know it's going to be a door corner that I bash it off of or something.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Help Rocco move with mine on.

[Marty O'Neill]

When I. Anytime I take it off it goes directly back on this thing and then into the box and into the safe. Like there's no.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Okay. I'll stop that for you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Chilled on a desk.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That's what I did. You're going to love it. I'm going to get you something else. I don't use the boxes anymore. I would put him back in the box in the sleeve every single time I took it off. You won't anymore. I. I'll. I'll give you.

[Marty O'Neill]

Well I mean this thing kind of like solved.

[Thomas Dopasios]

You'll see it. It's like a. It's like the thing Zordon was in in the Power Rangers. Like some glass light thing. I'll get. I'll get you one. It's. I don't use those at all anymore, dude. And I used to use them every day. Put them back on the thing. Everything. This thing has multiple of those pads. And you slip from this big C2 case. It's sick. I'll get that because that shit's annoying.

[Marty O'Neill]

Thanks.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Let's go. Hell yeah. Good. Let's. Let's. That's a good way to start the year.

[Marty O'Neill]

Fiction. Sure. Too.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh yeah. These were distractions.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I got these. I'm like I'm gonna get these first. But they're stupid sick though. The shirt is crazy tight. Dude. The picture's nuts. I met this guy. Guy. He's the guy that had the Luke Maury and Darth Vader. Maury's like you are the father. Remember? That's the same guy. He makes so much art. Dude. Noah. Noah something. I'll find it. Melrose Trading Post. I met him.

[Marty O'Neill]

Super cool. When you are on the streets.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yes. But you could. You could just throw away that. That frame. It's. I literally got it from Walmart real quick so I wouldn't bend it. Bringing.

[Marty O'Neill]

Gotcha. Totally. All good.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Let's go. Keep this though. I always keep it no matter what. Yeah. You know what's crazy? The price goes down if you don't have the box. Every time I get a watch, I'm like boxing paper. She goes, yep. Oh, sometimes you go, no. Box almost seems like it's fake, you know? I mean, it almost legitimizes, like, oh, you got the box, huh?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I don't know why. I don't know why I'm not. I'm. That. That world is very odd.

[Marty O'Neill]

No, you want to keep it figure. What if you're Cam's kid that gets this passed down to him and he's.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Got the box or your father. I wore this up his ass for five years. This uncle metal didn't have a story for no reason.

[Marty O'Neill]

Just opted to.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. You see what I'm saying? Like, you never know. So keep your watch stuff.

[Marty O'Neill]

Exactly.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Hell yeah. No problem. Go.

[Marty O'Neill]

Too sick. Too epic.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Awesome. Too fast. Too furious.

[Marty O'Neill]

What. What do you say on Kendrick? Crazy outlandish.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, crazy spooky. Something hilarious. You know, it's crazy. When I first heard him, like, that's ridiculous. And I was like. And spooky and hilarious.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. This is hard. And it grew on me. Remember. Remember when you used to walk up on. On. On Halloween and the people would have that. That motion detector goes. But after a while you're like, oh, that's just kind of hard.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Same with that song. Like, crazy spooky.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's been stuck in my head.

[Thomas Dopasios]

All right. That's the only part I remember about the song. You know what I mean? And there's a reason why Kendrick Lamar is who he is. He's like, no, no, no. We're putting that at the end. That's the meme. That's the. That's going to travel. That's what people are going to start saying.

[Marty O'Neill]

Do you think that Lefty don't play, Went in there and recorded a. That's all they kept.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He did. He said he did too.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, said.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He went in there and he said, Kendrick came in. He's like, got one more in you. And he's like. And they just kept that part. I'm like, I think because I knew. This is the replay. This is what gets re. And it does. And you know what's crazy? It legitimized the out of him to the world. He's gotta stop doing drugs. I don't know if he has, but it's gotta go. So. Only thing is going to hold this full back.

[Marty O'Neill]

What an opportunity.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What an. Thank you. What an opportunity that Left again, please. Gunplayful has so much potential to skyrocket and he's so many Mexicans in the world. He's so many. People can relate to that right there.

[Marty O'Neill]

Who's the last famous Mexican LA rapper?

[Thomas Dopasios]

For real la? I have no idea. Be real.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, be. I mean, 1996, like, that lane is open and ready.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, I mean, not say that. Okay. Don't.

[Marty O'Neill]

Super famous.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Super famous. Like, you know, like, there's superstars, money, sign suede, and then there's peso.

[Marty O'Neill]

Like you would say Kendrick. Yg.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yes.

[Marty O'Neill]

Nipy.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The game.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, exactly.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Snoop. But I'm talking about like a Mexican that is getting on Billboard. Billboard possibly has a toy after him.

[Marty O'Neill]

Honestly, I feel like music, comedy online. Mexicans are taking over in 2025. It's a whole band of these fools. We were talking about it last episode with Duno, but that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I think it's this. Mexicans, white people like them, you know, I mean, because they. Everybody knows a Mexican. They can understand most of the music. Black fools like them because they're the connects. All the rappers love Mexican rappers because they all got an uncle that's got bricks. They're the connects. Every race wants to bang Mexican girls. So there's the other part of it. And we have the best food.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay?

[Thomas Dopasios]

I never met a black or white person that goes burritos. Trash. Never, ever. And Asians, I'm sorry to include you. You guys have a whole billion and a half. You guys win. You win everything. You just win, okay? And you're cooler with technology and you have a better universal Mario Land. It's just you just on us. They should on us over and over and over again. And the coolest fighter of all time, Bruce Lee. You guys can beat our ass. And you're the oldest cooking and you invented math and explosives. You win, okay? We just roll tortillas up and we're like, there's fat ass. There's fat asses. Like, well, we invented math. And the match is like, we even meth. And they're like, all right, well, there's a biffle. I contributed too. Like, no, Asians won. Asians won no matter what. And then the white people came with, I'm gonna take a little bit of all this because I want all the good stuff. Like, all right, we'll take your, you know, women, Asians, you know, we're gonna take your women, too. Come on. You love white guys. And then. Yeah, cell phones. What else? What else?

[Marty O'Neill]

Pharmaceuticals.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Pharmaceutical company. Damn, dude. Maybe I have to play. Is it pharmaceutical? Is that word getting us guys? One. One more thing. When you ever Hear me talk about age restriction, Josh. Episode unage restricted. 100 something thousand views. The next episode, me and Marty got age restricted. There's 30, 000 views in two weeks.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's not cool.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Tommy G. Over 100 right there. Next week.

[Marty O'Neill]

Not age restricted.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Not age restricted. But when we get age restricted, it's as if someone closes the door to your concert. You can hear it kinda. It'd be better if you could hear it and see it and know what's happening. That's what unage restricted is. They open the door and like, oh, you can come in. You come in. You want to watch it anyway. But they close the door on us as age restriction. You go, I'll open it. And that's. You put. You putting your password in? I'll open the door. But like, I gotta. I don't want to open the door. I'd rather just sit here and watch. I don't think I've ever had a better analogy in my life. Hold on, hold on. Bugs Bunny.

[Marty O'Neill]

Come on.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Daffy. Or Daffy. When. When they're on the mo. When they're about to fight. Face the monsters. I'm into the purple and gold myself.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's all swagged out. Feeling himself.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yo, Once again, I said lebron. And I said, nah. I was about to bring up Space Jam. Don't think it's the LeBron Space Jam ever. That movie sucked. That was it. Original Space Jam is the only way to go. What did you just type in? What the hell is happening? I look up my.

[Marty O'Neill]

I've been seeing this. Normally I don't pay attention to stuff like this.

[Thomas Dopasios]

They're saying his chalk Toss is satanic.

[Marty O'Neill]

LeBron. When he comes out. Yeah, I know for these games it looks like he's throwing up like a hood or something, but.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, that's right, that's right.

[Marty O'Neill]

He does this whole ritual. But if you're trying to be a conspiracy theorist, looking at him like he's the Illuminati, not. It's just like, bro, what does all this mean? And why are you doing it? If you're not a gang banger or if you're not the Illuminati.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I'll promise you now, if you ever see me come out doing anything with my fingers, it's not me.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay, that's fair. Hold on. That ain't it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

That definitely was not. That was a dick shot.

[Marty O'Neill]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He always says this.

[Marty O'Neill]

Hold on.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He throws. I've seen it. He does like all over Twitter.

[Marty O'Neill]

He like throws up a six. He Throws up something else. He, like, throws up the Jay Z.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He's just like all satanic death, scary sex stuff. That's what he. That's what. That's what it is. This.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'm. I'm hoping that's not what it is. But after.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Was that Dwight Howard? Oh, no, wait, is that Russell Wilson?

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, after this popped up on my Twitter. And then they put, like, the graphic of what all the conspiracy is that it all means. I was like, damn, that's Dwight Howard. Yeah. Yep. This is from three years ago. You gonna do it?

[Thomas Dopasios]

That wasn't that.

[Marty O'Neill]

He didn't do it all there.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I've seen it. He does all this dumb.

[Marty O'Neill]

I'm gonna find it and overlay it. But yeah, anyway, so that's sad. I forget how we started. We got on that drugs.

[Thomas Dopasios]

So. It always happens, man. All right. Also, I need this guy Mickey Mays on the show. Cannot get a hold of him. His main Instagram is gone. I want this fool right there talking to us. And I need to hear the stories. This. That's definitely not him. M I K K, I gotcha. Let's just brought up Mickey Mantle. That guy, I want him on. I don't know who he is. Never seen him. Is that soft white underbelly?

[Marty O'Neill]

Sure, it looks like it.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh. Still want them on when you're off. Once you're on soft white underbelly, you're either a creep, a perv, or a comedian that turned out to be a.

[Marty O'Neill]

You know, one or the other.

[Thomas Dopasios]

One or the other. And I'm gonna say this now. Comedy, stand up, all that stuff. I love it. It's gonna be. It's part. It's going to be the thing I really want to do. And I've said this so many times. The first time we ever got Agent street, you're gonna have to bleep it, but there's a certain comedian out there. Let's go back, guys. What we did, we just talked about a comedian that I really, really, really, really, really hate. I. But I'm a super fan. And then he came out being a creep online, and then now I despise him, even though I'm like, he's my Brett Favre. You're so funny, but you're such a creep. And I'll smack the funny. It overtakes the funny. We had to cut. We had to cut it out. We got to cut it out. That's inciting. Maybe bleep that too.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, my God. We can't say those things because people might React to it in person against this person. We cannot say these things against this channel. Our channel's too important for us to talk about something we don't like and risk it because. And we don't even like them.

[Marty O'Neill]

Sign up for unrestricted as well.

[Thomas Dopasios]

What I'm going to say is the next unrestricted episode is starting off with this next restricted episode. Starts in 20 minutes. And I'm gonna go. The first thing I'm gonna do is talk about that. And I just got the song we're coming into. You're not gonna expect what it is. I have to look it up under the name. But I just thought about it. Remember the intro to.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah, we got intro music, outro music, smoke break music.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I know exactly what song we're gonna start to. It's gonna be so stupid to put it on, but I'm excited. We have to cut that part out 100%. There's no way we could say that. How long we've been here?

[Marty O'Neill]

Two. Two. Thanks.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Wow. Really cool. Well, let's get out of here.

[Marty O'Neill]

Merry Christmas, mother.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, the little kid, yo. Where's he? That's Dave Blunt. We just didn't know the whole time that that kid was Dave Blunt. Blunts. Dave Blunt's Nick Goblin interviewed him a while back. I don't know who this guy is. And then Nico Our Homie records music with him. I saw a bunch of stuff about him, and then I saw a video about him. Then I saw a little clip of a song. I'm like, yo, what are you rapping about? And then there was a part. I saw a meme because he's a huge dude. And so Dave Blunt's green screen is a lawn. And he's just laying on the floor and doing this stuff so they can get him because he can't, like, hold himself to do it. So he's just laying on the grass past the green screen so they can cut him out later.

[Marty O'Neill]

God's green screen. God's green screen.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The director. You're a genius. Like, you don't know. How about you just. How about this? Would be laying completely still Be okay with you? Actually, yes. And then that's how they did it, because the video, he's just flat like this. Just moving through, like, a bunch of stuff. I'm like, why does he look like that? And then I saw the meme of him just on the ground. It makes so much sense. I love it. Anyway. Well, hello, Mother. Damn it, Marty. Good meme, dude. Okay, what do we talk about? That guy was having an episode. He was in a manic episode when he talked to me and thought he was still working into. That's a sissy.

[Marty O'Neill]

You talked to. A guy was in a different dimension.

[Thomas Dopasios]

He was in a different. And the thing is, within the first 30 seconds, like, what is up? I could see something like, what's going on? But. But it was like, man, maybe it's just nothing, but I knew something. I'm. I'm still right. Because I was right. I could have been wrong, but I'm still right. My grandpa might as well be Christmas Mia, because that's insane, bro. That's crazy that he did that. It was a different century, but still century. Yeah, but still insane. My. There's there's probably cousins of people looking at us like, that's the son of that guy from my dad that doesn't talk to me like, oh, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better. Never helped me with anything in life financially help anything ever. If that helps. If you guys are mad like, they live in a nice house. It's not nice. It's just big on land. They built it. And everybody got their asses whooped constantly. So at least you got to get away from that. Let's just say that. And your dogs didn't always. You know what? We're gonna get flagged. What I'm saying is my grandpa never helped me with a thing ever. Never gave me a dollar. He gave me 20 bucks once. Actually, I'm lying. He gave me 20 once. I remember that. But I worked for it. Never helped. Even though they're balling. I fixed many things and done many works and many stuff. Any of a hot dog there. And you didn't miss out on anything. All right. He's super mean. Y2K. Pretty good. Craven. Badass. Go watch it. Go watch it, kids. Classic movie. Get ready for a lot of terrible, though. It's a very, very messed up movie. And Batman's parents were cheap. That's what it. That's what you get for being rich and cheap, man. You get murked in the alley. You could have walked down the lit. The lit street. Leave your Instagram name in the comments of this video if you want to enter the giveaway. Three people. Picking three people. Tell homies, tell your friends. Because who knows what? If you get it, you can share it with them. I don't know. I don't know what I'm giving you yet, but I'll think of something cool. It'll be awesome. There's gonna be Marty's hats I'm gonna steal Marty's hats. He's like, this is the episode five that'd be up. Marty's gonna be your hat list. Just pissed. Just like this. What if I got you a Mexican ass hat?

[Marty O'Neill]

Would you rock sombrero?

[Thomas Dopasios]

No, sombrero's tight, like something else. Something else like Budweiser misspelled or some like. Like a. Like a Mexican ass hat, like they made in Mexico type thing. Thing.

[Marty O'Neill]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah. I talk so much about medicines, but it's okay. I mean, I'm only saying factual things. And it's funny. Makes me laugh.

[Marty O'Neill]

I need to stop my Irish up. I need more.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Marty just gets baited. Beating up April.

[Marty O'Neill]

Trying to get in touch with my roots and my ancestors and trying to.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Get touch with my roots. Just a bunch of Irish guys as the roots is what I imagine from the band. That's what I just imagined.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's some. I get into a bunch of redheaded.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Dudes and then what? Quest bars. Quest love. Looks like the fool from Harry Potter.

[Marty O'Neill]

The big.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The big hog.

[Marty O'Neill]

What's his name?

[Thomas Dopasios]

Looks like Daniel Stern. Exactly. Aggregate. Yes. Joe Pesci. I know you don't want to waste your life here, but it would be incredible to talk to that guy. The second he walks in.

[Marty O'Neill]

Lower the table.

[Thomas Dopasios]

The rap album, put it on his thing. Going to Paul. He's gonna come in like this, and then he's gonna start doing some wild dances, and it's just gonna be a party. And by the end of it, he'll be perched on my shoulder, and I'll always have a little Joe Pesci with me. A little. A little mustache. No, he'll speak. Oh, he'll speak.

[Marty O'Neill]

He just whispers into your ear.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Early episodes of South Park. The doctor. He's like the little guy with the doctor. He's on my shoulder. You don't know what I'm talking about, but it's. It works. All right, guys, let's get out of here. Merry Christmas. Hold on, Marty. It's actually just dandruff. It's just danger from the dude that lives in the. And the addict. Trent. It's just Trent's dandruff falling from the sky.

[Marty O'Neill]

We'll let him out one day when he. When he stops making mistakes on the side.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Yeah, stop messing up the tables. He's gonna. Texas. What did I mess up on, guys? Thank you for being here. Marty. Merry Christmas.

[Marty O'Neill]

Merry Christmas. Appreciate everything. Yeah, Amazing gift.

[Thomas Dopasios]

No problem.

[Marty O'Neill]

Appreciate you guys. Appreciate everything.

[Thomas Dopasios]

One more episode this year. Thank you. For 50 episodes. It's our 50 episode this year. We have two. Two left. No, 51.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. This is 50. This is 51. Do you know what's 51?

[Thomas Dopasios]

There's an extra week this year.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

How? Oh, the way our episodes come out, I was like, marty, I don't think it changes, man. For a minute, I'm like, when did that happen? I swear, that's what I thought. That's not good. All right, thank you guys for being here. For Marty and I, this has been the dope as usual podcast. It is Christmas time. Go now. Go talk to your family. Some of you don't want to talk to them, but just talk to more Trish. It'll be kind of like Charlie Brown space out. And then you just take some dabs and forget about the day. I hope that helped too. I hope somebody just started spacing out. It's okay your aunt doesn't see you often. Just talk to her. It's okay.

[Marty O'Neill]

It's true.

[Thomas Dopasios]

It's true. Guys, thank you so much for being here. This is the dope as usual podcast. We're coming in at the end of season three. Almost. Wow.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Oh, we have two more months. What am I saying? Oh, no. We're starting at the years now.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopasios]

This is essentially almost season three, but all in.

[Marty O'Neill]

We're approaching the end of year four.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Year four, season three. Because we started off, you know what we're saying. Thank you, guys. Appreciate you so much. Appreciate you. Do us a favor. Drop a. Like, also, we are now dropping clips on this channel. I know a lot of people, like, we're getting so many notifications. No one ever gets notifications. So that's incredible to hear, but you flooded my notifications. Oh, awesome. Marty. Nice idea. If we put out 10 clips. 10 clips in four episodes. 14 clips. What if they're all not age restricted? The clips, that's 10 clips not age restricted. That means our ratio is like, wow, your percentage. 10 out of 14 is not age restricted. Cool. Or we do no clips. Four episodes. Three are age restricted. 75 of our episodes are not friendly enough for YouTube. Or we put in 10 clips and they go, oh, your ratio's going higher.

[Marty O'Neill]

Dilutes are a little bit dilutes that.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Down, so you don't taste it as much. It's so sick. Thank you. If you just. Just leave a. Like, help us out. Drop it on the clips. We appreciate you. If you. For all the sponsors, if, you know, like, my bookie, just sign up.

[Marty O'Neill]

Helps so much.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Go ahead and sign up. You don't have to Bet nothing. Just go ahead and sign up. Helps us out a lot. We're trying to get as many people over there as we can. Nova all of our sponsors. Raw, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. It is Christmas time. We are officially gonna go right into Unrestricted. Yeah. All right, cool.

[Marty O'Neill]

Yeah. Unrestricted. A little bit different than this type of episode. We're reacting to the forum stuff. We got crazy videos. A lot different that we watch.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Same room. It's just different.

[Marty O'Neill]

Different format of the show. If you like this show, you're gonna love Unrestricted.

[Thomas Dopasios]

I really like it, but sometimes I start to spill over into this. And that's why we have to cut out two minutes of us talking about something today. And we cannot say that I'm going to start off unrestricted. If you. If you. If you're wondering what we would cut out, I'm starting off unrestricted to just going hard. There we go. Thank you guys so much for being here. This is Marty O'Neill. My name is Thomas. Thank you, sir, whatever you want to call me. This has been the dope as usual podcast we're here to talk about, and we did talk about life, drugs, problems, accomplishments, and everything in between. And this is me rising. This is me levitating. That's why I was doing this. I was just about to start floating. You don't know that yet, but this week, powerful levitation came to me when I was really high. They haven't used my stairs all week. Just.

[Marty O'Neill]

That's convenient.

[Thomas Dopasios]

Loading right up. Just like the lady in Gremlins with the it's too far. It's too far of a reference. Let's just get out of here. I was about to be here for 35 more minutes, guys. When toddlers start getting tired and start talking deliriousness, I'm gonna start going on stage at two days, not sleeping, and just say the most outlandish of all time. Thank you guys so much for being here. I appreciate you. Hopefully, by, like, next month, I'll be like, oh, check it out. Next week at the improv. June, 20 minutes. Yeah, that's what I want. Next year, guys, start thinking about what you're trying to accomplish next year. Marty and I got a lot to accomplish. We're bringing on an employee. Finally, it's gonna help. So thank you for being here. Thank you for being part of the journey. If you're at work, I hope we pass some time by. If you're at school, why, It's Christmas Eve, and that's it. If you're on if you're on in the car, stop looking at your phone. Just listen. You can watch later, all right? Don't crash. Be safe. Thank you, guys. Marty. Appreciate you guys. Thank you for being here. The dope usual podcast. Have a dope ass day. Let's go right into unrestricted. We go straight into it and start talking. Perfect, perfect.