
This may be the first time Marty and I were so wrecked….we didn’t even box the studio….this is DOPER Than Usual!!!
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Oh, you can. Perfect. Perfect. Hello. Welcome back to the Dope as Usual podcast. It sounds cool. It does sound cool. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up, guys? Hi. Welcome back to the Dope as Usual podcast. My name is dope as Yoel. This is Marty O'Neill.
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What's up, guys?
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Both sober as could be as possible. Hope you're having a great day. It's Tuesday for you. For us, it's not. On the day we're filming this, I'm.
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Gonna give them a rundown of what we just been through.
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We've been filming all day, smoking all day, hanging out all day. Unrestricted today. Just kept going. Just kept it going.
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Cracked open a mystery bag to kick it off.
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Yes, a mystery bag to kick it off. That's a way to put it. And then Marty and I filmed just a chill video from my other channel for the Dopa Joel channel. And a lot of pods. A lot of. A lot of moving around of cameras. I can hear a lot of clicking. A lot of clicking. Should have that ready first, you know, maybe had that ready before we started filming. Just clicks and clanks. Rocco's burnt slam.
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After that last video, there's. I felt so bad. He was getting so many clouds. Just.
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Start over. Ready, Go. So then after we did the unrestricted Marty. All right. I just woke up. Let's go. Marty and I did a video, a hanging out video where we. We packed up a bunch of pods of flour and then put so much rosin on it. And then realized that's why I've been tired the past couple weeks. I put the rig upstairs next to my room. I've been going hard. I have to go all the way down to my office anymore. I just been crushing it right there. So maybe that's what's going on. But we're okay. We're back. We're awake. Here we go.
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12 pod burgers down the hatch.
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Yeah. Flour concentrates. Flour in little pods.
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We invented a whole new way to use it.
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Yep. Through the six footer, through the hookah, through the glass, back through the hookah, through the lightsaber.
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That's gonna be dropping on Adopus YOLA channel. Not to be confusing.
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True. Oh, the light's blue.
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This is actually. You think purple.
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Hold on. Let's see. Let's see, guys. Well, you click purple controls blue. And this one's a dookie blue. And this is a dookie bluish. This is a better blue. This is an. Okay, people. This is a dookie blue.
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Yeah.
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Then we got this Purple. Orange is kind of pretty sick. Green. Red. This green is. Looks like Otter Pop green, huh? I like this kind of green. Then we have this. Okay, blue. Okay, orange. Oh, this is our normal light right here. What's better?
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Kind of like the blue.
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Let's stick with the blue today.
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You guys let us know. We did the blue on the Ralph our Bose episode.
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I like this look. Let's try it. Let's just try it. All right, here we go, guys. We are here. We're hanging out. This is not the first week of super bowl just passed in these terms, right? All right. All right, here we go. So that. That hypes over on to the next season.
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Is everybody complaining that it's rigged and fixed, or is it just a nice, clean, decisive win for somebody?
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Well, no, because it's Tuesday and Sunday's the game, so we will find out. Guys, let's get in straight into some topics. Marty and I were talking about it. We don't get into topics anymore. So let's get into the news. All right. And stuff that's going on in the world that's not just stories about stuff we've done or horrible things or stuff from 2001 and. Or 1996. Because, you know, there's only so many things that happened. New things happen every day. And we don't talk about it because we're like, ah. But now we're like, oh, okay, maybe we should pay attention a little bit also. I haven't yet, but I should read a book. I might read a book soon. Be cool. Let's go. We're mad busy today. We were. We did a bunch of stuff today and we smoked a lot, actually. We probably took about 15. Hash, concentrate, rosin bong, ribs.
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I mentioned the unrestricted and we watched some horror and.
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Unrestricted. We smoke so many bowls today. That's what it is. Let's go. I'm stoked. Here we go. Let's get on to our first topic. Okay. Yeah, you know, let's get around our first topic. Did you guys know? All right, I just saw it. I don't care. I'm not. I'm not a fan. I'm not against. I see why people like her. Beyonce, she won another Grammy. But this Grammy was for country music song, I think of the year or country album. I can't remember which one. A country music award. I didn't know she made country music. Not to say she doesn't. Don't come after me. I didn't even know she made it. That was incredible. But There's a clip of her when she hears her name and she goes, you know what that is? That's when I get caught sneaking in. And they turn the light on. Oh, sleep well. What is this? That's what it looked like. She went, I won. It looked pretty rigged, man. I'm not gonna say I don't. I don't know anything about the Grammys, but I saw the clip with. That's what I did when I was like, oh, weed smoke. That's what it looked like to me. Like bad acting. Maybe acting from Austin Powers Gold. Member. Come on, sugar. It's Foxy Cleopatra. That's what she did. The winner is Beyonce. Foxy. That's what she did. Oh, it was not.
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I'd be pissed if I was a country fan. And then you have just all these other stars. Look at country.
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Like, I think I could take some of that.
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That category a little bit.
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O.
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Is that not appropriation? Just not on a racial level. On a musical appropriation. Let me bleed.
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I think it's kind of funny. I think it's kind of funny though. You think about it that way.
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Unless you're actually from the country.
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Okay, Marty, I like where you go with that. Oh, the reason I was getting that. Did you know that Beyonce has 33 Grammys? I'm not saying she doesn't deserve all 33, but I want to put this in. Well, we've been smoking a lot. I want to put this into comparison. Exactly. Same same Jaws at the floor, jaws at the 4. That's what that was. I think the Beatles have five Grammys.
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This has been raking them in since she was like 15. Since like 2000.
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But does that mean she just wins every year for 20 years? Is that. Is that why?
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What happened? Two a year for 15 years?
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Does that mean she's really good? Which I'm not knocking her. I'm not a fan. And I see why people do like her music. Or has music just gotten easier to be better at? Because there's not as many good artists like there used to be.
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She's just almost ushered into it. Cuz she's just been at the top for so long.
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But you know what I mean? Like, nobody else can knock you off. If the Beatles have five Grammys. It was five or seven.
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Got flat asses, though. Goes a long way.
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Those flat asses. Goes a long way. Those flat asses and haircuts really affected their score. It is on there. Fat ass. Yeah. There's a fat not and not a flat ass. You're right to be confused when you have funny interview accents. They knock you at the Grammys. They sound like the. The birds from what card? We're just gonna keep rambling anyway. I did not know that. Not trying to knock her, but I did not know that she had that many Grammys compared to some of these other people. I think Michael Jackson. How many Grammys do you think Michael Jackson, you know? Don't do it. I know it. Don't do it. The most famous person in the history of Earth, besides maybe the Lord and Savior. How many you think? Don't look at Michael Jackson. How many do you think? How many Grammys do you think Michael Jackson has? And Beyonce has 33? 13. Marty. Oh, you would think he'd have, like, what, 60 compared to if Beyonce has 30.
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Damn. 30.
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Because he's had a long enough career from like, what, 8 to 50 something, you know, she's what, 15? She's probably 40 something. They're at the same career span right now.
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She holds the record for the Most Grammys with 35.
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35. My bad. Not 33. 35.
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Cowboy Carter.
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That's the name.
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Yeah.
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Stop. Dude. Oh, no. Okay, I can see if I was a country singer. Like, what? Beyonce. You can't do this. This is. This is women born. Oh, this is man born only sport. And it gets into all that. No, you can't just be transitioning into our genre.
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People are doing it.
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That was crazy, Michael.
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I'm on the show. But Jelly Roll did that. Jelly Roll was a rapper when he came into it.
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True, true. So was Kid Rock. Kid Rock was yes, when he first came in. But that was a long time ago. And so did Post Malone, but that was a long time ago too.
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They're all like, yo, rap.
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Maybe they all just like that. And that was what popped for them. Like. But I really like country music.
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Like, these crowds are hella aggressive. Let me go to the stadium. My white people.
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Maybe they went to one country show, but this is what my crowd could be like. Cowboy, baby. Oh, I don't like this crowd. Let's go back to country music. Okay, so the Grammys, that. That's pretty much what happened.
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All right, then the other people on top for the Grammys, we got Quincy Jones.
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Quincy Jones is dead.
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Yeah. Just in general. People with the most Grammys.
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Oh. Oh, I thought you meant that.
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Just one people that we know. Stevie Wonders up there, Jay Z's up there, Kanye's up there, Bruce Springsteen's up there.
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Really?
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These are the people in the mix. I never Heard of composers?
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Arrangers, man. You mean the linemen of the music industry?
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Yeah, exactly.
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Nobody knows who the hell they are.
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They're blocking Jay Z and Kanye.
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Yeah, dude. The hell? Oh, man. Write that down.
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Damn. Jay Z and KANYE Tired at 24.
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June. They both got a lot. What? We gotta write that down. I like that little. I like that. We'll do that later on. Marty, note that for me. Thank you. Okay, let's move on about the Grammys.
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This hoe's got more than Jay Z and Kanye.
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Who's this?
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Allison Krause.
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Oh, look, she. Was that. Go back. Was that Trent down there?
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Trent's popping up.
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Look at the bottom. Hold on. Where's. Oh, oh, right there. No, back in the middle. In the very middle. Middle bit right there. It's actually Robert Plant, but it looks like Trent, alcoholic.
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Trent after a lifetime of bad decision.
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Yep. But that's Robert Plant, the lead singer of Led Zeppelin. What a badass.
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Sick.
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Okay. Oh, I know you. L. You like. You're not even smoking yet. Well, I didn't roll any joints yet. And I went, oh, I didn't really enjoy, man. Marty went, I'm okay. Me too. I am.
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Yeah. I'm genuinely pissed away from drooling and.
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Yeah, genuinely high, man. Yeah, we smoked a lot today.
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Check out that goddamn dope Azula video.
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I think it was just the hash in the weed and ripping it all the way down.
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I didn't realize it was gonna be 12 pods. I thought, wow, six is a lot.
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She said, wow, six was a lot. 12. All right, here we go. Last night at about 1am Rocco and I were eating Mexican food that we got from Santa Monica because we were starving. After we left the spot. As we were eating that, Rocco says, hey, man, this is a show you should watch. Are you sure, dude? Hey. So we started watching. It's called Common Side Effects. It's a animation. It's incredible. It's only two episodes in so far.
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Okay.
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All right. This concept is just so I can tell you guys. The concept is a guy finds a mushroom that heals every ailment, not even his heels. Like. Like a one up from Mario. It'll. It'll. Oh, like a one up for Mario. If you're about. If you're. If you're about to die, you eat this. You can live straight up. It'll just fix you. And the world finds out. Not the world. People that run the world find out, and they do not want him to have it. There's your premise. It is so much More intense. Yes. Than you think it's gonna be. It's like, oh, cool cartoon. Like, oh, my God. It was like watching Peaky Blinders. I'm like, wow, this is kind of graphic. And like Boardwalk Empire, like, this is graphic. This is insane. This is what I think happens in real life. Whoa. It's the key to life. And this full. Oh, it's great. I can't wait for the next episode.
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The government mafia henchmen are coming after him.
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It's so realistic too, that it's kind of just like, ew, dude. I don't ever want to make a difference, be on the run forever.
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Don't ever give me a great idea.
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Yeah. Don't ever let me come across some good shells going like that. Oh, the cure for what? Give it to this guy, this scientist. You can get it out there. I'm out. Because that's crazy, dude. You'll never make it out and it'll just get crushed. This is a crazy show. Anyway, I 100 recommend it. Yeah, that's it. As far as what I've been watching new lately, other than that. Oh, actually, I've been watching the documentary. I highly suggest you go watch the documentary called Mr. McMahon. I think it's called Mr. McMahon. It's a WWF or WWE documentary. It's incredible. It's great. They really break it down. Well, they interview all the man. It is cool. Episode three. I don't know how many there are, but they're hours each. So go watch it. All right. Here, hit this. I was kidding.
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Thanks.
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All right, so earlier, Rocco gathered some questions that people ask us in our comments. And Marty, I think you should fire first. All right. Some people ask questions, and these ones are form already. And then I have some for me. Marty's gonna ask ones for me. I have not seen these yet. Marty has the ones for him. He has not seen these yet. These are asked questions from you, the fans. They're probably ridiculous, I gotta be honest, because Rocco picked them. But we will see.
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Okay, who would win in basketball?
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We only played basketball one time and I won. But it wasn't triple basketball. It was just like horse.
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No, I think. I think I won that one.
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No. Didn't I win?
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You won the pong.
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Really? I thought I won the basketball.
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I think I started an onslaught of long range. I don't remember what the stakes were, though.
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I don't remember if I lost now. I could have swore, didn't I went, oh, my God, I beat you in basketball. Maybe it was just a game of Horse. Maybe it was a game of horse.
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That's what it was.
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Anyway, if we're gonna play basketball, Marty's gonna win. He knows actual basketball. If we're gonna go, who can do hot sauces moves? I might be able to win and throw it through your shirt and back through your legs. I could do all that stuff.
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See, what I want to do is run a full court game on the lowered rims. But the whole court is only the length of the half court. So we get.
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So you want to just add another basketball on the other side.
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Three lowered rims, half court.
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He just wants to duck back and forth, back and forth. What I want is a half of a half court with two rims on each side and two rims on this side. Four rims total. And the whole court is a basketball trampoline, like, slam ball. And I want to be the only person allowed on the court. That's it. Pretty much. I want my own trampoline with a basketball.
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Exactly.
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Yeah.
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There you go. Yeah.
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I'd probably lose. Marty knows real basketball, guys.
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It's been a long time.
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You know, I do. I'd use my magician skills. I don't know if you guys know I'm a trained magician. I use my magician skills to make Marty think I shot it. In all actuality, it was behind his ear the whole time. That was. It could happen. It will happen. Go ahead. Is this your card? And then do a dunk it. Go.
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What was Thomas's favorite year of life growing up?
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What the.
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Gonna pick out your best year.
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What was it? What was your favorite month? Mine was April when I was six. That's some Office Aaron type chef. That was crazy. What's your favorite year?
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Never had a good year.
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This one I could never pick up. Old kid. Oh, as a kid.
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Best year of childhood.
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It all does this. You're seeing water and how it's all one. That's pretty much my memory as a kid. I remember everything. I still know what age it was. He's go. I'm probably about five maybe. I think it was like, six. I go, oh, five. It has to be, because that was before I was in school. That's the only way I can remember. I don't have a favorite year. Oh, how about this? 17. Because I got to leave high school. Does that work?
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It's not really childhood, but, I mean.
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I was a child. I wouldn't go to prison almost.
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You would. Yeah, they do.
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You would have. Yeah, they do. Damn. I. No, I can't.
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I started raking in all the holes at about 15.
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So I'll probably started raking in all the holes at about 15. Son choose his gum shoots threes. Yeah, get out of here. Started raking in all the holes around 15. I started using rakes and hoes around 15, is what he meant to say. He's a landscaper. Mexicans for sure. Those weren't Puerto Ricans.
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Okay, that pre license innocence.
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Pre licensed innocence was fun. Pre driving innocence I didn't have because I always drove as a little kid in my grandma's property. So I always went to school thinking I drove my dad's truck. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. And I could downshift. Like, no, you can't. Like, shut up. Yes, I can. We're in third grade. I'm like, so your dad. Is your dad on drugs? My dad's on drugs, leaves his keys. I drive around the property constantly and just up and down one quarter mile up a hill, back, trying to reverse. Trying to reverse in between stuff in one shot. Just practicing.
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I thought I was a G because I had to rescue my dad because he locked himself out the first night I had my license.
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He did it on purpose. Let me test him. Come pick me up.
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You can't drive past 9 and it was a blizzard and it was like 35 minutes. He locked himself out of the. And my mom had night blindness, so she couldn't drive.
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Did she go with you?
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No.
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Send young Marty out on a wilderness retreat. It was come find me in the snow. Leave your mother not plow.
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This was snow country era.
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She has blindness. Night blindness, even though it's white snow could have offset. I think she was playing you. I think they were trying to see if you could make it.
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Yeah, that's like some 300 shot.
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No, for real. They put. Oh, and the wolf. And he killed the wolf.
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The little Escort out there with the bald tires.
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Oh, Ford Escort. You gotta keep. You gotta start saying the car or something. I was a little escort out there with the bald tires. Like, what the is happening? What the hell? Marty. Marty's over there looking like Justin Timberlake with the chin strap from Black Snake Moan. So you said you. What? You say you had to drive your dad and you had to rescue him. Your dad's tripping. Driving a little child 35 minutes in the blizzard. That's crazy as hell.
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It was the day I got my license.
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He was testing your ass first. What are the odds? No, no, no, wait. I can call Marty. He has a license now. He was just using it. Was he Drunk when you picked him up?
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No, he was at work. I mean, wait up. I don't think so. He didn't get up.
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So wait, you drove all the way there to give like, yo, here's your spare. I'm gonna go.
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Yep, right back.
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Weak. You guys should have, like, hooked together and drove in the same car somehow though, right?
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I got my license in, like, the end of October, early November. Like, good, right?
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When it gets good and deathy and scary on the road, I learned because.
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Then I started driving to school every day, and that was like a half hour, 35 minutes. So there was times I would spin out, end up in a ditch. People behind me would, like, stop and make sure I was alive. And I have to just figure it out and spend it learning to drive in the snow in November.
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But, like, everyone talks shit about California constantly, right? Oh, your laws. Oh, all the drug addicts you have. All our drug addicts aren't frozen. All our cars aren't sliding around because of death, snow, or black ice. We're out here chilling. Yeah, there might be homeless people, but there's homeless people in good weather and weed. Shut up. Stop talking in my comments. California, hope it burns to the ground. They kept telling me that, like, why, though? We got all your agriculture, man, because it's beautiful. You're like, hater. I hope your new car. I would get a tire. I would be a flat tire. It's like, damn, what the. You guys just know where the. So you always talk about us. Oh, man, California's like the pretty. The pretty girl in school, the pretty girl with. That's also kind of nice. So it's like, yo, be nice to her. She's actually nice. But no, her, like, that's California.
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I heard she's burning.
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Yeah, I heard she's burning. And she's got everything cool and grows all our agriculture, has the best weed. And that's where movies come from. But no, no, we're live on to the next Common side effects. Go watch that. Is that what we're talking about? And they're down in the snow.
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Yeah. Oh, my recommendation. I've been watching on Netflix, Ralph Barbosa, Season two.
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Oh, yeah, you told me. My mom told me, too.
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Pretty decent little show. I like the Color Grade. It's a good show.
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Race joke.
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No, I mean, it's kind of a racial show.
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I like. No, no, I like the Color Grade. Yeah, I wasn't sure where you're going with that.
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Right.
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Okay, continue.
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The main. Dude reminds me a lot of Hash House John Basically the same guy.
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He sells fake designer and drinks Lean. So it reminds me of John, the way he just.
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He can talk to everybody and he's just like. Has no issues. And his whole vibe is pretty Johnish. But Ralph's in season two. Ralph's on the COVID of Netflix. So go check that out.
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That's sick, dude. I had you to watch it. My mom told me to watch, too. I am completely burnt. I just felt my eyes all like. That sucks. Time to wake up. Let's do this. We have these topics. Me and Marty been smoking all damn day. I'm burnt. Let's wake up and let's get into the questions. Another question that Rocco sent us, besides who's going to win a basketball? Let's do the next question he had because he sent me some stuff, too. All right, we have that. We have some other topics we're trying. This is the first time in a long time where it's not just what is rancid. It is a little rant city. But trying to keep it concise. Why? Because Marty is going out of state tomorrow. For what?
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Oh, God. We might. Let's. Let's load this Rocco. This other Rocco thing.
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Okay. All right. I was gonna say this is why this. This episode is going to be exactly on time. This time for the first time ever.
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I gotta go to Boulder, Colorado. Look at.
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Why did you go into Florida first?
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No, we're going to Boulder first. Going to Boulder, looking at colleges with my daughter, which is insane to say. And then going from Boulder to Florida.
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To go to Flow Rider. Keep going.
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Go to Flow Rider to do a music video.
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Not really with Flow Rider.
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See April's family and then take these kids to Disney World.
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Sounds real. Fatherly. Real. Clark Griswold couldn't be more Rusty. Rusty Cam. Whatever. He does. Yeah, Rusty.
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Prompting us to bang all three full videos today. So that's what's up.
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You're going to check out universities for your grown child and then taking your other children. All of them. But the other children have more fun. To Disney World. Not even Disneyland. Now, that is the most fatherly I've ever heard.
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This is all April.
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You're still a guy. Basically dead of them. But can you stay? Can you not go? No. You have to go.
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Yeah.
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So you're not a kid. You're there watching. If. If somebody has to go jail, it's gonna be you.
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It's true.
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Not the kids.
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Yeah.
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So you're not a kid. All right, then. There we go. Get out of here. Who's gonna make the beats.
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That's true.
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Boom.
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Right?
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Who's gonna write the scripts? Not the prescriptions. Who's gonna write. Who's gonna write stuff? All right, looking at them, who's gonna hold their arms out while people do pull ups on them?
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This guy.
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All right, then, here we go. You need to put his arm out like a little giant spike doing chin ups every night and warm his muscles with warm milk. That was creepy that they said that. But still, good movie.
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You saw that ridiculous video I posted on Instagram. Cameron on me with the heavy bag.
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Of course.
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Shout out to everybody sent me funny messages about that.
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Of course, man. Yeah, I saw it. So Marty, his child. You have a child old enough to go to college, which is right up until about two days ago, I was.
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Still wanting to have another kid somehow. But I think. I think we're past that.
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Come on. I don't think Marty grew up with no Mexicans, but in his heart, dude is. Speak Spany. Yes, speak Spany. He is brown at heart because you're just leaving the 17 to 18 year gap.
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Insane.
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That's insane. Just like every Mexican on Earth, everybody I know has a 20 year old.
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Younger sibling as he takes pictures in the corner.
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That wasn't a Mexican thing. That was my mom just being. We're only 15 years, though, so a little less, you know, 18 to 20 years of that Mexican. My mom was just. Just brown enough. You know what I mean?
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Almost.
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Yeah. Yeah. She waited till she got into a relationship. Almost.
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Catching strays every episode.
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Hey, man, I was catching strays walking down the hallway.
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Sure.
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So I would do anything. That's the thing. That's the difference. I didn't even do it. It just makes me laugh too. Saying horrible things that happen. That's pretty funny, though. Makes me laugh. Marty's gonna do some fatherly duties and he's gonna do that. And that's why he's gonna be gone for almost a week. This is the first time you're going somewhere that's not to go film, to go do someone's wedding. Then in the long time that I've heard. Yeah, when's the last time for real?
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Right before we started the podcast, we went to Disney World.
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There we go. I don't remember the last time. Five going on five and a half years, which is crazy. So February 8th is our official fourth year. Like, the fourth year closes. Like, that's the fourth year we've been as a show. All right, good. I flew by. 11th flew by. Thank you guys for being Here. Some of you guys in this chat, I've know I've seen since the episode or since season one, which is pretty wild to me. So thank you so much for being here. And I was, I was talking to Marty's not even on the topic. I was talking to Marty about it. I feel like when we started, it's when the boom, like maybe five to six months before podcast went and there was one popping up every other day, which is fine. But we always say like, oof, that's a lot. That's a lot of people. Eyeballs being able to go, no, I'll go here, I'll go here. Pretty much put it this way. You're a soda in that machine that you can press like cherry Sprite, grape Sprite, lemon Sprite, you know, we have like 12 different items. And you press it and screen pops up. It's like, Joe. So how do you stick around? We gotta stand out. How do you stand out? Just mean us. So we're just regular root beer without cherries and in it. So that's. That's how we're trying to. That's how we kept ours. Because there's about 70% of shows I saw pop up that do not post anymore. And it blows my mind of celebrities celeb, mainly celebrity ones. I'm like, those are gonna. That's gonna be a good show. That fool's a great actor. That feels a great this or great. And they just stopped. I was ready for them and they just stopped. So I was telling Marty, I've noticed here's numbers of podcasts and they're doing this. I'm not just saying ours only, but like, I could see the dip, you know, in ymh, I see it. And Theo, Theo Vaughn's one of the few that keeps catching a crazy guest and just. You know what I'm saying? Everyone else, I see a little dip. A little dip. Because I think it's the. So many guests have been recycled. Like I did this show and this show and this show and this show and this, and they all been recycled so hard that like when Nelk came out and when like Logan Paul came out, they are the super famous people, but they're also for the youth. So all like the Stone Cold, the Undertakers of the world, the Mark Cubans, they started going on there continuously and then it just started. And Stone Cold and Undertaker have a podcast too. So it's like split. And I mean, like, if there was one wrestling podcast and everybody went, you know, it's. It's Almost like there's too many. There's too many divisions, options. There's too many options in like, NBA division, NBA. There's so many subsections that people go, what do I watch? Okay, I'll watch this and I'll watch this. And that might take, you know, a little momentum away from this one. A little. But it's, it's fine. It's just. We saw, We've seen it starting to happen where shows are just like stopping. I can't believe it. Hawk and Wolf done. Tony Hawk's just. They're just done. I thought they were. Oh, man, come on. They could do it forever. But that's the thing, I think people I realize, like, yo, this is such a job. So much goes into it every day that you have to actually really have to keep up with it. And if not, you see and go, oof.
B
It's like a lifestyle.
A
Yes, it's like a lifestyle. So, yeah, I've seen, I've seen it. Like, we're starting to not get age restricted as much. You know what I mean? Like, I've noticed that we put clips on this channel. We start to not get age restricted as much, which is really, really fun and awesome. But, you know, now there's. It's harder to see which episode is like the main one. We differentiate under different colors. But we've got a couple complaints. You get me too many notifications. But since when has that ever been our problem? Our problem is notifications never go out and you're getting too many. Incredible. It works. That's crazy. So, I mean, thank you so much for supporting and I know a couple you guys got upset. Talk to you. But dude, I'm sorry if the notifications getting flooded, but we're just, we're pumping stuff out. We took on two editors these past couple weeks. They've been helping a lot. It's, it's, it's, it's going. Everything's moving. Our merch is about to be up underneath our video. So you'll be able to click it right there on the YouTube store. A lot of cool stuff's happening and thank you for being here. We were really stoked. And yeah, this podcast spike and then plateau and then lower and then it spiked. Just the whole industry of podcasts are doing that. The Bobby Olotovs, that girl, I called him like in 10 months, she's gonna stop doing what she's doing because it's a stick. It's like, that's not really you interviewing. So people don't want to See a character.
B
It's kind of like we were saying with country music, like, let me go.
A
Let me go. See if I can dip my toe into that. All right, that's a good way to.
B
Put it back out of podcasting real quick. Go back to my life.
A
I'm not gonna say who, but I met three celebrities, and they're like, oh, yeah, the podcast. You make money on that? I mean, well, like, for sponsors, but we're not, like, monetized when we weren't monetized. Like, oh, for real. So I heard. So and so's making. I think I want to do a podcast. And how many people I've heard, I think I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do one. Did I tell you about my Uber driver? I did, right? The Uber driver, the reality or the realtor, maybe? My Uber driver, I think I talked about. It was a. Was a realtor. He's telling me as he's driving me in the car. I'm like, oh, you're a realtor. All right, cool. And he goes, yeah, yeah. And we started talking, talking. I was like, yeah. I always tell people I do production. Production for podcasts. Every time someone asks me, I do production. Oh, for what? Podcast and stuff. And they say, pockets, like, a lot of health and well and stuff. And then they stop asking. I don't want to talk about what I do constantly. You just pick me up my house.
B
Yeah.
A
What if you see my shoe Austin packs or she's got weed. I don't know what it is. I'm good. He said, yeah, I think I'm gonna start a podcast too, actually. I was talking about I bought a camera. I was like, oh, really? Like, what are you gonna. My first thing was like, cool, but what is it about? And he went, like, for reality, for, like a podcast for realtors. It's like, no, you know, like the stuff that me and the other realtors talk about. I'm like, stop you right there. Is it interesting to only realtors, or is it interesting that people want to get into. Into realty? It's going to be stories on how to help as an entrepreneurable health, like a help class. Are you gonna be Tony Robbins of realty? I don't know. I was thinking. I was talking about, like, you know, the housing market. Like, yeah, that's cool. Like on a clip. But do you want to hear. Do you want to talk about that for an hour? Well, it could be like half an hour. I was like, oh, my God, man. Think I said before, you spend more I was just trying to get, like before you spend more money on everything, maybe get. And I told him what to do. I gave him the whole plan for 40 minutes of my drive about how he should do live, talk to other financial realtor people, have a list of what's going to be talked about and always have a payoff of like, hey, this is how you're going to be able to solve this problem by the end of this show. Like, oh, today I brought in so and so financial advisor on Wall Street. He does this. Hey, how you doing? He's in New York. Yeah. So this is how I started my portfolio. That's something to fucking watch. That's something to absorb. Go. Damn. I didn't even know about realty that now I'm learning. This is cool, you know, that's why I told him. And at the end he was, yeah, maybe I'll just start it up and I'm. The whole drive. Like, you didn't take what I was telling you? Come on, man. Ah, I just told him what to get. What Cameras.
B
I told him everything too.
A
Like, it is. Dude, I would actually listen to that. It's always updating. It's forever growing. And once you solidify, you know what you're talking about, you now have a following and you have validation that you are not a fake. You're not trying to just tell people, go dump it into, you know, Lakeview Realty. Like, what the. No. So, yes, I think podcasting is about to do this again. But stories are gonna win. That's what's always gonna win. And I want to get my cousin text me about it. And Rocco asked me about. About getting a war vet on here, but like an old school World War II vet, because in what, 20 years? Fifteen. They're all gone. That'd be kind of crazy, a Vietnam vet or something. Just get some really, really, like, well told stories. What's up, guys? Taking a moment from the super sober episode to talk about one of our sponsors, and this is our homies over at Manscaped. If you go to manscaped.com forward/yola or just use code YOLA at checkout, you're gonna get 20 off plus free shipping. And right now take advantage of that because there's the beard and balls bundle. Yes, that's what it's called, the beard and balls bundle. So you have the Lawnmower 5.0 and the Beard hedger for all over. For both heads in your life. You can keep them clean and keep them ready. Beard hedger has 20 different adjustable settings. Get creative with it. So whether you want to do the Captain Hook or Highway Patrolman Beard Hedger Pro kit is there to help. For your mustaches, your goatees and your beards, dual blade system, the Lawnmower 5.0. The dual system for the interchangeable foil and trimmer blades. You have the skin safe technology for the battery life. The beard Hedger can last up to 60 minutes and the lawnmower is 75 minutes before you need to charge. The beard and balls Bundle has a 30 day money back guarantee. Thank you so much for supporting the people that support us. So try it out. If you want your beard and balls to not be gross, try manscape. Oh, questions. I have questions from already too. Hold on, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. All right, I'm not asking that first one. This is not gonna happen. No. Are you ready?
B
What?
A
I'm gonna do a different question. No, no.
B
Looks so innocent. He always has the most, like, horrific stupid to say.
A
Yeah, that's fine. That's the perfect. This is a perfect cover.
B
What, bust out some horrible video?
A
Yeah, my whale. All right, ready? Marty, what was the first fight you ever got into?
B
I think we kind of went over it before, but first fight I ever got into was me just getting basically blasted in the face by a kid that was way older than me.
A
Oh, that's a fight. Was it every time you fought a person?
B
I mean, I kind of came back. I mean, I kind of gripped him up a little bit, but it wasn't really a fight.
A
I love this. Blasted me in the face. I gripped him up. Keep going.
B
I like this story because I was sticking up for my friend. This kid was a. This kid was a white trash.
A
Oh, you got to bleep that. I was sticking up for my friend even though he kept saluting at this kid. You go to bleep that? Sorry.
B
No. I was probably in like, I think I was in sixth grade and this kid was playing eighth grade. We were playing football or some and he did some extra to my friend that we were playing like all time quarterback. One on one type, three of us on the field.
A
You mean route running? Yeah, all time quarterback.
B
Don't push my friend. This kid just blasted me in the face.
A
Oh, my God.
B
That's all it was. This kid just blasted me in the clean in the face. He had just moved into these townhomes right beneath. It's like I lived in some townhomes at the top of the hill. He lived in the Shitty townhomes of the bottom of the hill. And he had just moved in and his dad was like. His dad looked like a convicted felon or like on the run felon, like Sons of Anarchy style.
A
White kid.
B
Yeah, shitty wake. Super shitty. Wicked. But he was. He was much bigger than me and Chad. And yeah, he blasted me in the face and cut up my. I kind of. I probably kind of tried to tackle him a little bit and. But there was no way. This kid was way bigger and more athletic than me. And then probably about two weeks later, he got caught with a bullet in school. Just a bullet. But we were in like middle school. And I remember he had the. I remember the principal called and said so and so has been found with a live round of ammunition at school. Why they announced that they called him. I remember on like the, like the answering machine. Yeah. And that fool was gone.
A
That fool's gone. I. I know, me personally, I used to carry a couple bullets. I've been known to carry a bullet or two. You whip them at people as hard as you can and they go, you know, next time there'll be two. And that's it. They get scared. By damn, that's won't even bust a gun out. He just let me know he's got. I'm lying. But, oh, but yeah, like that's what I used to do. I drink, open up a fresh fruitopia, chug that, eat stuffed crust pizza from the back first like Pizza Hut says. And I throw bullets at my teachers. Anyway, cool. Marty got blasted in the face and getting gripped him. That's all I got from that story. Got beat up. It's okay. First, first fight. My first fight I think we talked about. Well, it wasn't. No, no, it wasn't really a fight. Okay. My first actual. I did a lot of things that weren't fights, but they were close to fights. They would be considered assaults. I kicked that kid so hard in the dick, I thought I broke my foot. A kid that tried to put the rope on the ground like a fucking cartoon and had the rope going to the, to the tree and it had a loop. So when I stepped in it, he'd pull it and yank me up and I yanked it down. He fell from the tree and got hella hurt. That kid too. The time I was riding the street and that guy crashed into a trailer. His fault, not mine. Ooh, I guess this is a fight. But the punches weren't really thrown, you know, as a kid. Me too. I was like a little, you know, I Was a little chunky kid. But even when I was skinny, I was very strong. My whole family just built for work. So super strong. Even I was a little skinny kid. And this time it was just newly fat. Brand new fat, right? Third grade, and I'm walking through the grass of Sheehy Elementary. I'm walking through the grass towards second street, sixth streets behind me. Our street goes like this. So I'm walking through the grass. I remember it all. People playing soccer, we're all playing football. And there's this kid. I won't say his name, but he's. I talked to him sometimes, still in the DMs. Like to this day, I still talk to him because we talked, reconnected. Anyway, I knew him in high school and all. Anyway, him, he was a little gangster kid, right? We all knew he was a gangster kid. He let everybody know he was a gangster kid and his homie wasn't really affiliated. But when later on in high school, when he got to high school, he was the Hit Stick kid. Basically. I watched that kid wreck and murder crack fools in half as a linebacker. Super nice, Mexican, but just murderous in football. Him and my other friend now both in third grade, I know the gang member kid and him are best friends, Always have been. I'm walking toward, like where everybody's playing football and the gangster pushes me and I go, what? So we're gonna jump you? What? No. And I started walking away and then the gangster jumped on my back and started like trying to like touch my face, you know, little kids, like, he's like squeezing like my neck. And then the other not so gangster kid came and I just pushed him as hard as I could by his neck. While this fool's on me. I grabbed this kid by his shirt and I threw him down. But he landed right on his head like that girl from Unrestricted today. He started crying. The gangster kid, his other friend. I kicked him in the leg and he started like, oh, stop. And I backed up like this, like a crap. Backed up a bunch of feet, hella fast. And then I just. I went back throughout my day and I talked about it later on in life to him in high school. Like, remember that one time you try to beat me up? First time someone tried to jump me, you know that? But we were little kids though, man. He tried to be hard because he was harder in high school. Later on, he was. He was really cool. He's. He is really cool. And that. Yeah, that was my first fight. I think I still feel the grass.
B
I did an Actual spar against the a couple dads in Lake Forest UFC.
A
Soon. Recently I sparred in a. In a mutual battle of exercise.
B
They had an actual ring in there. It felt horrible. I didn't like it because like you're.
A
You hit a. Rick Moranis just cracked a little guy.
B
There's just other dads in there.
A
And what if the dad's a rant is Rampage Jackson. What if this kid could be there?
B
Yeah, very well could be.
A
He just goes there to spar and kill humans.
B
Jesus just joins the dad class and you never know.
A
Rampage Jackson, man, he's a wild person. Just goes to regular bars and fights people.
B
I saw him walk around the Spectrum before. Like he was walking around the corner and I was walking around and I just kind of like locked eyes with him and he's just head butt fighting. Yeah, exactly.
A
Fight it head.
B
But he was intimidated by me and.
A
So he did he put his head down. He has cracked heads. Hey, like those rams, they stand in their back feet.
B
Exactly.
A
Yeah. I knew it. All right, all right, all right. Here we go. Oh, I just downloaded UFC 2K, WWE and another game. I'm so excited to play video games at night. Sometimes now, maybe like once every couple weeks.
B
Download them on the PS5 on the PC. Oh, there you go.
A
So I can do my. My controllers. Okay. So I've been gaming up a little bit. It's pretty fun. I tried to play Madden the other day and it's not choreographed configured. So it just went to. To Aerial View and I just gave up the view from the top. I just couldn't do it over it. But we'll fix that. Anyway, I've been playing video games. I'm very, very good at Madden. My homie Germ is better. My homie Justin was top 100. Went to like four or five Madden tournaments. I have smoked that fool two to three times. Like a gap of 15 to 20. Yeah, to where he's looking at me like, oh my God, you. I don't know why, but I'm locking your down. I know where you're going. I wrecked. But he's. He's beat me like a hundred times. But three, I get three against the top 100 and I don't even play. Let's go. Just give me Cam Newton and Ed McCaffrey on the same.
B
Are you calling plays very deliberately and.
A
Like, no, I don't know zones and I don't know all that stuff. And I'll only audible if I see that. I could try to do it. I have no Clue what I'm doing. Oh, but it's fun. It's fun. I'm not. I'm not great at it, but I will beat the dog shadow og. So there we go. All right. That's all that matters, dude. Okay, continue, guys. Something near and dear to my heart. It's coming up very soon and I'm excited. I keep seeing the previews. I saw a slight little ad, like a little promo like Goof spoof. I cannot wait for this to happen. But is in the works right now. Nick Swartz and talked about it because he's part of it. Hope probably gonna be the caddy. Happy Gilmore Part 2 is coming out, guys. Happy Gilmore Part 2. Can you believe it? Oh, my God. It's been 29 years, right?
B
This is.
A
Came out in 96.
B
Sounds about right.
A
Yeah, it's been 29. Look at that top. That top right one. Oh my God. Look at him.
B
He basically looks the same.
A
Oh, my God. Shooter.
B
Adam Sandler. Incredible.
A
Incredible.
B
20 some years.
A
Look at Ben Stiller. Oh my God. Oh, Travis Kelsey's in it. Super bowl winners.
B
So what's your predictions for this? Like, are you going to be.
A
I think happy Gilmore Part 2 is going to be a splash of. Okay, I get. I get why they had to update a little bit. It's, you know, they want to do it for a little family friendly. A little bit on that part and then the rest I think is going to be great.
B
Bad bunnies in it. Is that what you mean?
A
There a lot of cameos. Too many cameos will ruin it. But too many cameos they do in movies now is so every single person that cameo promotes it to the fullest because you're like, oh my God, I can't believe I was in a movie with like so and so I'm gonna promote it. Oh my God. Red car. And it's free promotion kind of just from being proud that they're in the movie. So it's like loading up your own birthday party. But don't worry, man, you're gonna have a free concert. I'm gonna give you five grand. There's a strip club here come. It's kind of like buying it a little bit. I think that's what happens when there's too many cameos. You kind of. That's what happened with Zoolander too. They try to cameo it out because the first one was so star studded. I mean, they became stars after is what I'm thinking as somebody that likes movies and they break it down.
B
I almost bought that the Boston Bruins, I hope, paid a licensing fee for those damn movies.
A
Yeah, they. They're selling his original or one of his jerseys that he used in the show. I mean, in the movie. Don't. No, no, no, no, no. No way. No way.
B
Okay. All right. X out of there.
A
I haven't seen anything. I always saw a little him walking up to shoot and they go, hey, how you been?
B
I was like, this is July 2025.
A
Where's the click remote when you need it? Just so I can go fast forward real fast, watch it come back, and then go bet people. But I bet you this is what it's about. I'll use my advantage.
B
We got to be on that promo round.
A
The what?
B
On his promo run for that movie.
A
Oh, I'm ready. I used to think I wasn't ready. I'm ready now. What is it? In two days, I have a set with concrete and. Dude, I think we talked about that. Was that unrestricted? Super stoked about that. That's gonna be super fun. By this time, it'll already be done. And the super bowl is going to be done. So let's get into the next thing. Look at Marty not smoking. Not look it. He smoked a lot this last couple before this episode. Oh, man. There was a few times like, no, we got it. We gotta film it. We have to film it. Yeah, no, just trying to wake up a little bit. And we ate a burrito. We took a burrito break. And like, I'm in the Itis Coto state right now, but we're gonna make it through. Are you ready? If you like sports, this next topic is going to be near and dear to your hearts. If you got hate in your heart, let it out the full. Luca. We're trying to compare him for Rocco. I'm like, I guess he's like the Dirk Nowinski. He's like a white guy shooter for this generation. I guess you could kind of classify him as that. I'm not going to say same skills. Shut up. Shut up. Shut. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. We're only comparing in terms of whiteness and famousness. He's a tall white man that shoots incredibly good. Like Dirk Nowinsky did Larry Bird did. So stop it. Luca just got traded to the Lakers five time allstar.
B
Five time all NBA first team.
A
He's beardless. Justin Boyd, man.
B
It's a little racist, but we'll give him that.
A
No, for sure it's a little racist. Just because he's tall, white, with a beard.
B
See, I don't know. I I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
A
You don't watch basketball no more.
B
I know. I got. I don't know enough about Luca, but.
A
It'S like he's the only NBA player in history to catch on fire and do the. The NBA Jam flip.
B
Oh, that's where I know him from.
A
From downtown. That's it.
B
So they're basically lining up their new LeBron for one. LeBron?
A
Yes.
B
Seems like that's weird.
A
So I watched with. We were. Nico yesterday. I watched some of the game with LeBron. He had his kids on the team, you know that it was kind of wild watching, like, damn. It's a father and son on the.
B
Same team yell at him a lot.
A
From what I saw, they didn't do anything. But I'm gonna say this. Me and Rosie were like, wow, the Lakers are playing the warriors on Thursday, last week. Oh, we should go. Let's go. All right. And then we were gonna buy tickets two days ago, three days ago. But hey, let's buy those tickets before you forget. Let's just go watch the game and we. You know what? We'll buy them in the morning. I want to go downstairs and get my card. So we didn't buy them. Woke up, first thing I see on the news is this full. Luca gets traded to the Lakers. I checked the same tickets. They are now $600 more than they were the night before.
B
That's insane.
A
Bro. What?
B
600 a piece more.
A
A piece. Thank you for adding a hundred more each. Maybe I clicked the wrong row and I was like, oh, those were way more expensive. I just clicked the one behind. Don't think I did. 600 more each. So I'm going. I'll be there tomorrow. It's the. I get to finally watch Steph Curry, Lebron James, and luckily a bonus. I get to watch this guy Luca.
B
This is probably gonna be the only time in history this happens. Maybe. I mean, who knows how long?
A
I don't know. But I'm. I'm hyped. Dude and his kids on the team too. So it's gonna be a very like. Oh, wow. I can see all these players and I got pretty cool seats. So you're gonna. I'm. We're like third row in.
B
Yeah.
A
So right in the middle. I'm so excited.
B
You got to think of what you're gonna say to Denzel.
A
You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna double sided tape it. I'm gonna hit him on the back of the neck. Hey. Hello. How's it been? Prank? I'M gonna yell prank. Gotcha. How come you have an accent in Gladiator 2? Why'd you have an American accent? Exactly. And then he's like, hey, baby. That's it. The older Denzel gets, the more he smiles and more. This is my grandpa Tom. It's very funny. Okay.
B
He's aging into a Mexican man.
A
Yeah, my grandpa was a little black guy, too.
B
Did you watch Gladiator 2?
A
Yeah, I watched it. Sorry. Oh, there we go. Boom. Ask Marty about the first time he met Joe Rogan and the last time. I don't know. That's what he said. Go. We've talked about it. It was at a club, right?
B
Yeah. I met him just as a fan, way before I started working for him.
A
You know, the guy that watches our show, asking questions of stuff we talked about before. It's pretty cool.
B
Yeah, I met Joe before. He was super famous at the Ice House. And right when me and April moved here, I. Well, the first show I went to was I saw Brody Stevens and Sam Tripley the first time.
A
Oh, nice.
B
And the second one I went to, we saw Rogan and he was super cool, but I. I didn't even mention anything to him, even though he liked and commented on my graphics. At that point. He was like, wow, these are badass. And the comments on Facebook or the graphics I made for him, but I wasn't even. I didn't even really pitch myself at all to him. Maybe like, three years later, I could kind of build up around and circle back to the point that he was hiring me for.
A
Three years later. Jesus Christ. All right.
B
Just too sick. He was a G. Then there was a stretch of probably like two to three years where we were talking almost every day, just through email, back and forth about everything that was going on. He was completely hands on with everything. And then with his agent, then they started involving me with, like, the lie, his Netflix specials, and doing the promo graphics for that that I went to his filming at the Irvine Improv, and it was really funny. One of his Netflix specials. Yeah. Right up through. We started doing the podcast and I was like, bro, I can't do this anymore.
A
There it is.
B
And shout out to Rogan because he posted my book, which made it an Amazon bestseller.
A
That's actually such a wild thing to be able to do. I'll make your best seller. Huh?
B
Twitter. Yeah.
A
Tag. Check it out. It was a great book.
B
Did not have to do that.
A
So sick. Dude, that is very cool. I. I do. I will say. Okay, I got another one from. From when did Marty figure out he had crazy bars? All right. Rocco's just sending me stupid at this point. All right, all right. Do you have anything else Morocco sent you? Or is it all dumb? Okay, See? Jeez, man. We can't leave it up to him. He'll just troll us every time there's a for effort. All right. Okay, Real quick. Did you see how much stuff is getting banned in America? Guys, how many foods are getting banned in America?
B
Cam's been telling me about the Red 40.
A
Red 40 since E40. Yeah, for sure.
B
What was it when we were in middle school? Type 70.
A
Die yellow five or something. Yeah, the Mountain Dew. The one that kills your sperm count. Remember they said that? A chug mountain doing monster dog. Yeah.
B
I'm like, kill those.
A
That's what they used to say. I'll chug more mountain dude. Yeah. Red dye number 40. That shit's banned now. Was it? Pop Tarts will be gone soon. Is that what it was?
B
Pop Tarts are the most deceptive thing on the market, too. They really piss me off. And they're a meat product.
A
What do you mean?
B
Because there's gelatin. Yeah. In the frosting.
A
Don't be saying like that. Completely different, man. What do you mean? In the bread, man. Soaked.
B
I got that ground beef. Pop Tart with beef in the middle.
A
Beef Pop Tart with chili verde powder on it.
B
Bomb.
A
An empanada. Basically. Pop tarts. I think there was two more things that were getting banned. I almost want to say it was Takis, but I don't think it is. I saw two more things. Anyway. Rfk. What is he? Can you Google it? What is he the leader of right now? What is rfk? The leader of? Health organization. Thank you. Thank you. This is the only man. He's like Red Foreman. If Red Foreman was buff and talked with a little more compassion. I know nothing else about him except his family members keep getting shot.
B
Secretary of Health and Human Services.
A
There we go. Secretary of Health and Human Services. He's taken down foods. He's a buff old man. We think we should listen to him. He's like Jack lalanne. I would take his advice. He's talking about health. There's a. There's a picture of him with, like, a bunch of politicians. He's, like, on a private jet, and they're all sitting and everyone has, like, a big plate of McDonald's in front of him. And he has one in front of me. He's like this. You see him like. You can see it on his face. Like I'm not touching this. It's crazy. He's a buffalo man.
B
He works out in jeans.
A
He does work out in genes like Brett Favre or Hank Hill would cut from that cloth. There we go. Hank Hill's also a voice in that movie. Common side effect. I mean that show. Common side effects.
B
That's got to be distracting.
A
It's. It is. Rocko even talked about it. Yeah. Improving food education. Yes. Because I don't know nothing about nothing. I just know Pop Tarts got enough fruit in it. And Shaq said five fruits a day. Five fruits and vegetables a day is all you need.
B
Goddamn fitness app. When you knew anything.
A
I know. My fitness pal is the only thing that's ever taught me anything besides my Elmo. Barney. Barney was my. Yeah, I heavily like that.
B
Talk get hit. That was it.
A
Talk get hit. Who's. Whose slogan is that?
B
I think it was Elmo or Oscar or somebody. No, that suck in.
A
Tar. Get in. I think that was Elmo. Maybe Oscar. Get out of here. Yo. Why does my phone keep doing that? Every time I'm trying to get the other question, but that was it. Every time I pop it up it just says, you want to pay for this? And it has my card out. Dude. God. Okay, here we go. Rfk. Please save the American fat youth. Basically just. Just, Just live. Yeah. Yo. If you could do the five fruits of vegetable a day, people would do it. If you eat apples, a little bit of peanut butter. I know it's kind of fattening, but it's better than eating a bunch of candy. That's just delicious. All I could think about right now.
B
And scoops of peanut butter.
A
There you go. And make bean and cheese burritos healthy. Every time I eat one, I lose weight. Make that. Thank you. That's all like. Like Slugworth or like Willy Wonka. This is a full five course meal. Oh damn. Sure. This gum. They burritos incredible. And that's it. That's my only problem left. I just eat bean cheese burritos. Ate one today. So did you guys. They were bombs though.
B
One fun fact about this last week.
A
What?
B
We went to this memorial and then afterwards we went and got some food and this goddamn magical looking burrito. The Thomas Scott. The shit like AI. The cheese was so goddamn magical. But then he really only gave it like a B rating. I was really surprised by that cuz.
A
It was so well made. Besides that. We left Ken's thing and then we got our food and we were like we're on Flores street. How wild Is that.
B
That's the other thing. It was so wild.
A
That was kind of wild.
B
We picked a close restaurant, got there, realized it's on floor floristry.
A
All right, that's cool. And the food was bomb. Other than my bean cheese breathers, these don't believe in salt. That's all. And then one of the waiters had an apocalyptic haircut. And I explained to Marty for a long time a Mexican having apocalypto haircut, meaning long hair shaved up to here. If he speaks Spanish, first, it's for culture. If he'd see Spanish, second, it's for gang banging. And that's just a fact. Dude, I don't know what else to tell you, man. It's just a little.
B
The metaphor. You did. No, what was it Of Biggie Smalls in the dashiki.
A
Oh, yeah. It's like black dudes that wear dashikis. And you're like, damn, that black dude's got a dashiki and the hat. That fool's with his roots. Damn. That fool's in touch with his roots. Yeah, yeah. Versus like a black hood fool wearing a. Like Biggie Smalls wearing a dashiki's colored sweater. But yeah, you're with your roots, but it's more for the look. Like the Mexicans with the tall hair. With the tall haircut. Like, yeah, that's. That's like an apocalyptal haircut, but it's more for the look is what.
B
Is what I'm for your ancestors.
A
For your ancestors. Like Mulan, who knew Eddie Murphy was one of Lawn's ancestors? He played Mishi or Yishi or whatever the hell his name is. Mushu. He was the dragon. Remember that? Follow along. That was Eddie Murphy, right? That's it. Nothing more. That's it. Okay. Yes. Rfk. Please come save the world. Marty's going to Colorado and Florida for a while. He says he's gonna get a residency. He's like, I love Florida and Colorado. He's just gonna live there.
B
I just love traveling.
A
He loves traveling. Talking to strangers, helping people with their bags off the airplane.
B
Really? My favorite is getting stranded in a city. Really comes to the airport. That's my favorite.
A
I don't like that that much.
B
No.
A
Oh, no, that's not that much, but I do. It appeals. It definitely appeals. You know, I don't like getting stuck in Cancun, Mexico, because the airport shuts down at 10 and all the electricity went out. There's a heat wave. That's what I don't like. That was fun. Besides that, guys, that's what's going on in the world right now. And a little. I'll just give a little story. My home shots. My homie Nico. My homie Nico hooked me up with. I won't get into too detail. Hooked me up with some people over at Snoop Doggs. I guess I could. Yeah, yeah. One of Snoop's sons, I know both his sons, but one of them I used to know through the weed stuff. I haven't talked in a long time. The other, I asked him about my shirt. So anyway, one of his sons used to play football. And like 2014, people kept sending me a picture of Snoop Dogg's son in his high school football pictures. And he's, you know, he's got the leg things on. He got a football. He's kneeling for the picture. But he's wearing a push tree shirt and only had two designs at the time. How did you get this shirt, dude? I mean, one day I'll meet him. So last night I pull up to the compound. The compound from all the stream, everything. The studio was pretty sick. I get there, I'm in the front room, like, has a lot of cool memorabilia. Man, that's awesome. Coolest paintings ever. Sick, wow. Really sick plaque. This place is incredible. Everything on the walls are badass. And we're sitting there, it's like the fake GGN studio, but it's not really GGN where they film it, but it looks like ggn and there's a bunch of cool paintings everywhere. And we're sitting there and I asked him and he's like, I do not remember. I have no idea. He's like, I don't think that was me. Nah, bro, it was you. I know it was because you're the same person. So after he's like, man, I gotta find it. So if anybody could find it, if him were in a push tree shirt, would much appreciate it. And anyway, we're still in there. They're showing us the compound. The compound's badass, incredible. We're gonna be doing some stuff with them. I'm not gonna get too into it, but it was really cool. And like I said, I've been watching a lot of WWE documentaries watching it. When I went into Snoops studio, I didn't touch it, Marty. I wanted to do this. Just touch it and say, I touched it before. That sounds crazy. Hold on. There was a piece of memorabilia. I saw it. I went, I go and put a finger on it so I could say I've put a finger on one of Those before for. That's what I should have said. I went to Super Studio. I was like don't touch it. That sounds crazy. So there was two WWF Championship real belts and I was just getting close like and I thought there's gotta be GoPros or something. That's gonna be like Willy Wonka who touched all over who did it like. No, it was me. Kick him out.
B
Pack of Doberman's just coming for real dude.
A
He turns into one like the music video. Remember the Doberman turns into Snoop like that. Hey, that's what happened. That was sick. For some nice Cady too. Yeah. And he still real still. I get the dogs help the dog stay real still. Get the dog high as like that show animorphs. I don't know if you remember that. Anyway shows around the spot. It was real cool. No, it's a no. I'll leave it at that. There was a funny rule. I told you about the funny rule. I was like wait, really? All right, I won't. It's. Who cares? Not that big of a deal. I thought it was funny. Of all places in the world. And that was it. Dude. Just seeing like the sick car. It was cool. It was wild. Looking around going this is where it all goes down. Huh? That's where the streams are, the streaming. And then what do we see? A bunch of Madden championship trophies. Oh like mini Lombardi trophies. Who were so sick.
B
He won the Madden tournament of just four times.
A
He's so good at Madden. I just thought it was incredible. That was. It was a fun experience to be able to go to that. But yeah, that's it for now.
B
But hopefully more to come out of that camp.
A
Yes. This comes at the 11th stuff. Yeah, right.
B
Yeah.
A
This week go hit up LRG. I go hit up zoomies. LRG. Push Trees Collaboration will be in stores. Go check it out. The week following is going to be on pushtrees.com very excited. Can't wait for you guys to see the artwork. This is going to be the. Can't wait. If you see the promo. The promo is the first treatment I've ever done for Push Trees. They wrote it all out. I cannot wait. It's incredible. It's so sick. Stoked. Oh, almost said it. The papers. I showed you the picture. I showed you the FaceTime physical samples came in. Look great.
B
Does. It's cool.
A
Really good man. And remember we're. This is like our launch. Right? What if I want to change some stuff? I want to see what it's like. Get the feedback Remember? And most people, like, you got to be ready everything. No, no, you can't be changing up your log. We're different. We take feedback from fan. But hey, I would change that. Like, really, you know what? You and like 60 of people say that. Maybe I'll think about it. Actually, if you're liking that much more, maybe it's something past what I'm looking at, you know, I mean, like, we're a community, so I'm like, I listen. So maybe I change something else. Maybe I change something up. But for now, I think we got it dialed in. I think it's. I think it's dope. I think it's really sick. I'm excited. It looks cool. Yes. We're not going to make it for champs this month, but looking toward the end of the month, I'll have more samples. Got a bunch of. We have four SKUs coming out on launch and yeah, I'm excited. We gotta push trees going. Yeah, everything's going. More guests. More guests coming. More people coming. And we talked about it. You guys don't like rappers for some reason. We love rap music, so it's like a little hard. Like, oh, we love that guy. But I don't think our fans are gonna care. So we're trying to put more people right now. Guys. That's what, that's what. That's why we had two solos in a row. And it's raining today in la, so no one was coming out side for some reason. We're just scared like. Like they're witches. They can't be in the rain. Is that witches? Yeah, it is. Witches. Stinky ass. They can't be taking shots.
B
Hazardous conditions on the freeway when it's raining today.
A
I was on the way here. I got out of a lane because it was hazardous. I will say that I was hitting pockets, like almost hydroplaning.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. How long we been here, Marty? 1 12.
B
Where the play is dwell. 117.
A
I like that. All right. 117. We've been here. Do you have anything else before we get out of here?
B
No. I appreciate you guys. It was a rough week. Just getting back in the groove of things here. Gonna get this new apparel shop launched. I'm really excited for this new art we got on deck. That's. That's a done deal. Just got to get our samples, make sure it's all top shape. We're going to have that going. I'm going to go to Florida and when I'm coming back with a vengeance. Just in Terms of all the. I'm going to be kicking off and all the. With the podcast. We're building up our team a little bit, so I'm excited.
A
It's pretty much solidified. Yeah. We talk about. We bought a property. I didn't talk about that. My homie was like, yo, there's this property. You should buy it. I'm like, oh, my God.
B
That's.
A
That's crazy. No, it's very cheap, and it was reasonable. So we brought this property. It's in Hawaii on the big island, next to where Trent lives. So it's got a house that we have to rebuild it, make it nicer. It's only 600 square feet, but you have 180 degree of the ocean. Not on the ocean, but you see the ocean. 180 degrees. What? So basically, I'm gonna buy it, Trent's gonna fix it up, then we're gonna sell and split it too.
B
Sick.
A
Cool. I know you guys are like, dude, that's a lot. That's crazy. Not unthinkable. It was $20,000. Most people. What'd you just say? Oh, I'm sorry if I burned the. Burn the. The idea and people start buying stuff up in Hawaii, but go for it. I. I bought one acre, and right when I bought it was two hours in the market. They were like, you want to buy it now? Let us reevaluate. And then they upped the price.
B
Not cool.
A
They re. Did the whole posting and up the price on us. So I paid a lot more. But it's okay. It's not like it was double. It was damn near, but not like it was double. But they did get us anyway. I'm very excited. I'm never gonna step foot there anyway. It's the first time ever investing in something. I go sell it. Well, split it, and then you can start your own portfolio. Trent, it's like, no, we split that. That's enough for him to go do it again, do it again, and do it again. Then tread set doing his thing. I'll go do something else, and it's gonna be cool, man. I've never done that before. I can literally go sell this and go. And just be done with it. That's how. That's the mode I'm in right now. But, oh, the watch is cool. I like it. Sell it, and I can buy a property. Yeah, that sounds amazing. Because some people, like, you bought a house in Hawaii. Geez, why don't. Was $20,000. That's so reasonable for land.
B
Yeah. For a Quick little investment.
A
That's a car. That's like a used, really nice car. You buy a house for that in another state. Wow. How cool is that, dude? Oh, epic. So that's it. That's the piece of news I've been working on for a couple weeks, and it finally went through. That's so sick.
B
That's. That's one of our major goals this year, too. Something like that.
A
Yeah, dude. Deposit was a thousand dollars.
B
Yeah. You got a good deal just to.
A
Hold it, like, oh, my God. Okay. I hope that motivated you guys right now to start researching and thinking. Somebody right now works at Autozone that saved up 30k in the past three the years. They're like, what do I do with this? I don't have to buy a house where you live. It might be enough to buy it somewhere else. And you flip it and. Or just sell it. Now you have property going to ch.
B
And have it tell you where to go.
A
There we go. This is the entrepreneurial comedy podcast. That's how I pitched it last night to the snoop people that you talk about. Like, your business, though, like, it's just movie. Like, we're actually classified as an entrepreneurial comedy podcast. Oh, for real? My Gavin. It's not just, hey, one time, I sold packs. There's a lot of more. There's a lot. There's a lot of more. So I feel right now there's more to it than that. And you guys have been here for a long time. There's been a lot of people that have been here for a long time, which is wild. And, you know, I was thinking the other day, just being completely transparent, how long is it feasible to always be in the live chat? Sometimes, dude, it'll take away. That's my last week. I filmed during the live chat because usually on Tuesdays, I can't do anything but that live chat and a couple things on the computer because there's no way I can go film. And it really messes things up, dude, in terms of timing. Like, wow, you lose a full day filming it and a full day premiering it. So two days a week, I cannot go do full film days. It's a little like, ah, damn. So last week, I was in it for, like, 60 of the time because I was filming the duct tape challenge while it was happening. See what I mean? Like, I was tr. It's hard, dude. It is hard, man. Like, you're sitting there editing and doing that, but not every time you can beat, like, oh, I'm not editing. Taking cam here I'm doing. It's hard, man. And I told. I talked about it recently on the live. Doing all the comments. It takes so long. I've been doing it for eight, seven years. It hurts my head so much trying to like read every single one of them, make sure. And sometimes I'm like sitting with Rosemary. I'm sorry. I'm on my phone. I know. It's like the only time we have to hang out. I'm sorry. And I'm back to doing the comments while we're like watching something. Oh, I'm watching. Oh, it's at a point, dude. And I'm not saying stop forever. I mean stop completely. Just, you know, if it's three hour show, maybe I did it for an hour.
B
It's fair.
A
Not bad. We did it for an hour. I do like watching the show though.
B
Yeah.
A
That's why I always stay like, it's stuck in the episode. Ah. I know what's going on. And then like, and then I get stuck. Damn it. See, then it goes back to that, like, do I even need to stop? That's all. Just trying to figure it out, guys.
B
Take it as it happens.
A
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out my. My life and try to see how much more productive I can be and actually do. I've been actually taking my vitamins and walking on the treadmill every single day. I'm actually on it. So I'm really, really trying to go like, change your life up a little bit more. So we're there. With that being said, I think this is the first time in history, Marty. It's two, it's 124 with an ad read. That's one minute. We're gonna hit an hour and a half for the first time in history of this show ever. Also, we really need to redo the soundboard. Right. We're just saying in general because I know we just saw. I heard it right now. I just had a sound in my head like, oh, we should just put the sound on there.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
We have so many packs of Westside Gun and what is this? A whole fluffy pack. We need some ridiculous things that people said. Sometimes I put my shoes on before my pants.
B
Yeah, that's why I always put my.
A
Shoes on before my pants. Some from OG said, dude, when I was a kid, he's just curving the frog. I was a kitty. She's Kermit the Frog. Over and over. I pulled up some Jimmy Chunkas and just gave him. To the class. To the class. Over and over and Over.
B
I could make so many songs out of the. It's pretty cool, dude.
A
It would be sick. Don't. But don't. Like, the Theo Vaughn thing would be kind of funny. But there's. There's just a lot of things. Marty and I finally got editors. Like we said, we have two editors helping us. Well, helping Marty get the clips under control. And for one day last week, what was it, like an outreach day where Marty didn't have to do a bunch of editing and stuff. How many things can we revamp and like, update? We've been doing this exact pack for three years. Let's update. Maybe let's think of a different way of doing ads. Maybe let's think of a different way of doing this. Maybe we have clips. Let's start doing some more skits like we used to. Like, maybe there's, there's. I don't know. We're trying to free up our time and like to make room for new stuff. Not free up our times. We go sit down at our house, free of our time. So we can start thinking, oh, what else can we do to make this more fun? Like the Variety hour we talked about. What if we just had a segment where bleep. And it's now we're out on our other set and we just cut it into the episode. But yeah, that was sick, right? A three minute. Three minute clip of Marty ate the world's hottest chip and threw up. Now we're back. I don't know. I'm just thinking, like, things that aren't happening right here. Like in Jimmy Kimmel, when they go, let's go to man on the street. Beep. Goes to the guy on the street. Maybe it's me and you. We're interviewing people at. At the rally that just came out. You never know. Like, yo, this is history. We're in down. We're in Los Angeles.
B
That's true.
A
A lot of things are going on right now.
B
It's true.
A
Be. I don't know. I just feel like, yeah, we can sit here and have conversations. You always do that in garage talk. It's so fun. But there's people like, would you show me? Marty sent me a picture the other day, says, look how many people it takes to make ridiculousness. And there was almost 30 people on set in a group picture to make a clip show. I know there's way more that goes into it than that. Obviously, look at these people. But here it's just Rocco over here taking pictures, checking the cameras, and me and Marty, like, there's nobody sitting there going, oh, I have 15. That's a clip. I'm gonna do the clip. I'm sure sending the editor now, let him know, get ready for this, this, this, this. By tomorrow I'm gonna have this up. We have these many po. That's awesome. You know, and with YouTube being a lot nicer to us, maybe that's going to be feasible within the next like couple months. It would just be way more efficient and awesome. Like there's so many things we out there we haven't even clipped, you know, like, like even for push trees. How do you make a sponsored ad? It never approves me. How can I not do a sponsored ad? I saw a sponsored ad for my own design that somebody ripped off and put on their pin and a hundred thousand likes. 97,000. They probably hit 15,000 sales off my. They got advertised to me while they keep denying my stuff. So if you haven't noticed, my Instagram has been very, very smoke free. I'm trying not to post almost any smoke or anything anymore. I'm trying to be what they want me to be and go, hey man, post clips and a little comedy. Yeah, try that. Because they do not want the smoke literally at all. They just don't. They keep denying everything I put out there. It's like I didn't post it and then I post something with no smoke. Boom. Back to normal. My God, you guys are just telling me. It's like the little shot callers. I keep going past the thing and like, dude, We've shocked you 30 something times. Get together. Where are we at? Oh, so one minute. That would make it a minute. Let's go guys. 10 seconds to get out of here. Let's go. Marty, thank you for being here.
B
Appreciate you.
A
Exactly an hour and a half. Thank you so much for being here, guys. This is the dope as usual podcast. The quickest wrap up of all time. We appreciate you. Please leave a like notification Bell subscribe. Have a dope ass. Day 1:30.
B
Nice.
A
Let's go, dude. Nice. Perfect.
DOPE AS USUAL Podcast Episode Summary: "Absolutely Too Faded"
Release Date: February 12, 2025
Hosts: Dope as Yola ("A") and Marty O'Neill ("B")
The episode kicks off with a passionate discussion about Beyoncé's remarkable achievement of winning 35 Grammys, surpassing legendary figures like Quincy Jones and Jay Z. The hosts delve into whether Beyoncé's consistent wins are a testament to her talent or indicative of changing standards in the music industry.
Dope as Yola (A) shares frustration:
“I want to put this in comparison... She's been smoking a lot.”
(04:26)
Marty O'Neill (B) adds perspective on industry longevity:
“She holds the record for the Most Grammys with 35.”
(08:55)
The conversation also touches on the challenges artists face when crossing genres, using Beyoncé's foray into country music as a case study.
The hosts enthusiastically review their recent binge-watching of the animated series "Common Side Effects," highlighting its intense and realistic portrayal of a world where a miraculous mushroom can heal any ailment, attracting unwanted attention from powerful entities.
Dope as Yola (A) praises the show's depth:
“It's like watching Peaky Blinders... it's graphic... what I think happens in real life.”
(12:03)
Marty O'Neill (B) comments on the show's realism:
“It's so realistic too, that it's kind of just like, ew, dude.”
(13:30)
They recommend the show to listeners, emphasizing its gripping narrative and high-quality animation.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to sharing personal stories about the hosts' first experiences with fights. Marty recounts an incident from sixth grade where he defended a friend but ended up being physically overpowered. Dope as Yola responds with his own tales of youthful confrontations, providing humorous and relatable insights.
Marty O'Neill (B) describes his first altercation:
“The first fight I ever got into was me just getting basically blasted in the face by a kid that was way older than me.”
(39:20)
Dope as Yola (A) adds his experience:
“I kicked that kid in the leg and he started like, oh, stop.”
(40:27)
These stories highlight themes of defense, resilience, and the sometimes absurd nature of childhood conflicts.
The hosts transition to discussing the broader podcasting landscape, noting a decline in the sustainability of many shows due to market saturation and recycled content. They emphasize the importance of originality and connecting with listeners to maintain a loyal audience.
Dope as Yola (A) reflects on podcast challenges:
“There are too many guests being recycled... everyone else is just like... split.”
(32:34)
Marty O'Neill (B) concurs, mentioning famous personalities exiting the scene:
“Hawk and Wolf done. Tony Hawk's just... could do it forever.”
(34:00)
They express confidence in "DOPE AS USUAL" standing out by being authentic and diverse in their guest selections.
A notable segment covers Dope as Yola's investment in property on Hawaii's Big Island. He discusses purchasing a 600-square-foot property for $20,000, planning to renovate and resell it for profit. Marty supports the entrepreneurial spirit, encouraging listeners to explore real estate as a viable investment.
Dope as Yola (A) shares his excitement:
“It's in Hawaii on the big island... you can buy it somewhere else and flip it.”
(73:31)
Marty O'Neill (B) adds motivation:
“That's one of our major goals this year, too.”
(75:14)
This discussion underscores the podcast's theme of entrepreneurship and financial independence.
Towards the end, Dope as Yola and Marty talk about their personal efforts to enhance productivity and health. They mention incorporating daily vitamins, exercising on treadmills, and striving to maintain a smoke-free lifestyle to improve their overall well-being.
Dope as Yola (A) shares his routine:
“I'm actually on it. I'm really, really trying to go like, change your life up a little bit more.”
(78:16)
Marty O'Neill (B) discusses balancing work and personal life:
“It's like a lifestyle. So, yeah, I've seen...”
(32:34)
These reflections aim to inspire listeners to adopt healthier habits and better time management.
The episode concludes with teasers about upcoming collaborations and projects. The hosts mention launching new apparel through a partnership with Push Trees, planning new content formats, and anticipating increased guest diversity to keep the podcast fresh and engaging.
Dope as Yola (A) excited about new launches:
“We're building up our team a little bit, so I'm excited.”
(72:46)
Marty O'Neill (B) highlights expansion efforts:
“We're going to have that going. We have... more people coming.”
(75:14)
They emphasize continuous growth and adapting to audience feedback to sustain the podcast's momentum.
Dope as Yola (A) on Beyoncé's Grammys:
“She holds the record for the Most Grammys with 35.”
(08:55)
Marty O'Neill (B) on the sustainability of podcasts:
“There's too many guests being recycled... everyone else is just like... split.”
(32:34)
Dope as Yola (A) on first fight experience:
“I kicked that kid in the leg and he started like, oh, stop.”
(40:27)
Marty O'Neill (B) on entrepreneurial goals:
“That's one of our major goals this year, too.”
(75:14)
In "Absolutely Too Faded," Dope as Yola and Marty O'Neill deliver an engaging and multifaceted episode that combines pop culture commentary, personal storytelling, entrepreneurial advice, and introspective discussions on the podcasting industry. Their candid and humorous approach provides listeners with both entertainment and valuable insights, reinforcing why "DOPE AS USUAL" continues to resonate with a global audience.