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I had a pound to sell for profit. I just wanted to smoke it. Isn't that crazy? I love to weed more than money. I do all the time. Like I'm not paying 300 in fees. I can go sell that house right now and just pay it. Not gonna do it. I'd rather close this ass account. That's how I felt. Like you're supposed to not charge me. I got charged for three. I can remember it all. I was with John that disappeared was with Ryan, Ethan and like six friends. And we're all poor and we get there and we're like, your brother's in town. No way. He pulled up in a stupid ass car. Like, damn, this is so sick. He's a young ass blonde kid from Merced with pounds and he was cool. And I remember he pulled up and we were walking to a restaurant. We're going to the steakhouse. I'm like, I can't eat there. And then we look around and John's like, I'm Gonna pay for them. I'm like, yeah, I don't expect you to pay for all of his friends. I'm like, we're gonna go across the street, dude, to eat at the burrito spot. And then only like, we all collectively like, try to put our money together to buy enough food. It's. That shit sucked, dude. You know those times you're like, how much you got? But you're kind of greedy and you know, $3. You're like, I want all my $3. You won't split it up with us. You're. You're out. How much you got? I'll put it together with you. We could buy one big ass bread. I'll cut that in half. Things. You, you've all done it. You've all done it. Imagine it with weed. Replace a burrito with weed. How much you got? Ah, you're a. You're gonna want to keep weed because you put in 10. You just buy your own 10 sec. So I would do all that. You guys. Okay, I remember this one. There's one time in life I was always poor and I was always broke even. I was selling weed. I sold enough weeds to re up and I smoked my profit. I had no money left ever. And there was times where I wouldn't have enough money to re up. I'd just be buying drugs on the weekend. That happened a lot of times when I was younger. But I'll buy a stack this weekend. I'll try to boom. 10. All right, made 10 bucks. Cool, cool. Let me buy 20. All right, cool. 20. I kept 10 of it. I made 10 bucks again. I'm back where I started. I would just keep doing the Willy Wonka. One step, two steps down, one step back. Two steps down, one step back. Because I wanted to smoke it. If I didn't smoke it, I would doubled up and doubled up and doubled. I'm a idiot. I like smoking weed. Anyway. One time it was me like four homies, dude. And I don't steal, right? I do not steal. I don't approve of it. I won't be involved of it. If I'm starving and you stole food, I ain't gonna eat your food stolen. I'm not no off. I'm sitting in the Jack in the box parking lot with like five friends in one car. We're all like putting change and dollars like the sandlot to buy a new baseball. We're all put. I got five, I got two cents. We're all putting in money. We look like we got $7 just five of us. We should have bought that eighth, huh? That's what we always did. I always bought weed. And it was, we'll figure out food if you need to eat. That's why Ryan's was the shit. He always had string cheese and beef jerky. We that up in Costco amounts. His dad was white, so he would buy Costco amounts of beef jerky, jack legs, and the craziest straight cheese bundles of all time. Anyway, we're sitting there and I'm like, I don't think we can get anything, guys. I had like a dollar. I'll buy two fucking tacos. You guys got 10 cents for this fucking. For the tax. Literally, that's like, I'll buy two tacos. Fuck it, they're 50 cents. We're sitting there and my cousin Adrian, my blood fucking my blood cousin, his half brother. So he's not like related to me by blood. He's like his half brother. But he's cool. I know he works at Jack in the Box. He's always working the Jack in the Box. He's like three years old. He works at Jack in the Box. He's like the manager. By this time, we know that I know him. We're sitting there, we're like, dude, what are we gonna do? And we're gonna knock all my. I'm in the passenger seat, my three friends in the back, and my homie's driving. We're gonna knock on the driver window and it's my cousin's brother. And he goes, sorry for the wait, guys. And he has two industrial jack. Ever seen the big Jack in the box? Did you know they have bigger bags? The motherfucking bag was this big. He had two full to the top fucking bags of jacks with like 30 fucking items in it. He goes, I'm so sorry for the weight, guys. Hey, what's up? What's up, Ty? My. What's up, dude? And he had them in and went, wait, what? I went, oh, no, that's not. No. And they went, shut the up. I went, no, that's my cousin's brother. No. And they're like, nah, dude, we're driving. We're leaving, we're leaving. There's no way that just happened. Like, no, don't seal it. He's gonna get in trouble. And they drove off like, you bastards. And I was like, here's my change. And I took two tacos. Like, I'm not eating your food. He's gonna get in trouble. I'm so hungry, though. And I remember I Stared at all these little pieces of eating it, like, I really wish I could do do it. But the prince, like, the principle of me of, like, I can't do it because I know he's in trouble. That was like a 50 order back then. It was like 10 jumbo jacks. Those are like a dollar a piece. So I was like, that's 10 bucks right there. Hella fries. I mean, Marty, every thing you can think of. Everything you can think of. Our white kid counterparts bought all that. And we're like, damn, I wish I could buy all those things. They're like, we just did. Because my dad gave me his card. Like, yeah, yeah. That's what I want for my kids. I don't want them going, I won. I wish somebody would drop food from the sky. Like, nothing, dude. And we can't go to our anybody's house because they're like, get all these kids out of my house. No, you can't all eat here. Everyone's poor. You can't just eat. That's why we never went to my house. There's nothing to eat at my house ever. Yeah, that was crazy, man. I remember thinking, like, damn, that was a sign from God or the devil. Like, if you eat this, it's like, the apple, dude, don't eat the apple. Stolen food from somebody, you know? You know what I mean? I felt like, oh, he could have been like, oh, this is not ours. He probably won't take it. Dude, I bet you he would have. 100. So if you're out there watching, I didn't need any of it. I see. I saw him not too long after that too. And I'll be like, I swear to God, I didn't want to leave, but they just drove off. He's not gonna believe that. I promise you, dude, I didn't need it. 209. How epic. Starving but doing drugs first. That's why drug addicts, when they eat food on the street, they're hungry because they spend all their money on drugs. Like, damn, you know what? Actually, I'm gonna die. I need you to buy me food. Don't give me money, because I will smoke it. Just buy me some food. That's where those motherfuckers get real, because that was me. Every Sunday morning, we'd go to McDonald's and sleep it off. I told you the story. Sleep McDonald's every Sunday because Nate's mom was a paramedic, and she'd work from Friday night to Sunday morning. And then 6:40am we get up, clean the Entire house. She's there at 7:30, we're out by 7:20. We walk to McDonald's and sleep till 10 in the morning. We buy one Powerade McMuffin and we all sleep in the back of all the booths. Everybody that got off of church would come and see the same drunk ass teenagers asleep. But we're customers. If that bum can sleep there, why can't I sleep here, right? They asked us to leave once. I'm like, but why? We argued with them like we bought stuff. I'm gonna get. My manager never came back. The. There's a bum asleep over there with a coffee. I can't sleep here. We would sleep there till 10ish every time and then go and walk. And the only time I ever felt him. I think I talked about this before. The only time I've ever felt like genuinely like really embarrassed about it is because my friends are pieces of. And we drank hella liquor and I guess I didn't wake up. They said they tried waking me up. I don't believe it. I walked like two miles. I'm pretty sure I remember. I can wake up if you shake me. I woke up and there was a whole Mexican family. Like, look at. They just got off of church right here at the booth next to me. I'm flat laid out on the bench with a Powerade laid out. And I wake up and there's people there and there's people here and there's an empty booth there. And I'm like, oh my God. I felt like a. Like a girl when she wakes up. Like I had sex with three guys. Oh my God, they're asleep. Let me get out of here. Now that's how I felt like, oh my God, it's like 11:30. I looked at my phone. Like I slept for four hours uninterrupted. Not one person bugged me. Not one McDonald's like, hey man, you guys usually leave by now. Nothing. Just let me sleep there all day. Dude, I. It was the worst. I woke up and was so embarrassed. I stunk like alcohol like, you know, that little. It was bad, dude. Anyway, that was bad. It was.
