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A
Yo, what up? I'm good. I'm ready for the photo shoot. Omar's ass is still getting up.
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B
All right, I got the camera ready, I got the audio ready, I got all my gear ready. I got the boxers ready.
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A
Yeah, I know. I got. I got my one pair. I should have brought more, but I got one pair. What? Oh, these are sick, dude.
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B
Okay, well, I only got one pair too. They said these are like super, super exclusive limited, so. I mean, we each got one.
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A
Oh, what?
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B
I'm actually gonna wear my boxers, so. Me too. I'll bring them. I'll bring them for the actual comm and I'm gonna hit the road. I'll let you know my eta. Perfect.
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A
Let me know, dude, I'll let you know mine as soon as I. Oh, this was coming out now, fool. What the fuck? Look at this fucking dude.
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B
Marty, bro, those are the only ones we got. These are for the commercial.
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A
Well, those are the ones for the shoe. Oh, I don't have a model. 2x models are not fat. Why don't you have pants on? I'm not ready yet. Fuck, we're late as it is. Yeah, you got to get on the road. I mean, I could just take them off, leave them on. Oh, you already put your tick in there? Yeah, I was supposed to wear them, but I'm not putting those on now. Change of plans. I'll see you in 30min. Perfect, Perfect, Perfect. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dopest. Yo, this is my co host, Marty o'. Neill.
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B
What's cracking, folks?
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A
Hi. Hello. How are you? I don't have headphones, so I don't hear the intro. I'm just imagining it and imagining a bunch of. And Seth Rogen laugh at a mushroom. A bunch of stuff. I need headphones. All right, we gotta figure this. We'll figure it out. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the show. What's today? Today is the A. And this is coming out on Tuesday.
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B
Thursday the 8th. We're recording this thing.
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A
Okay. So bike around the 11th, 12th. We're dropping this. Happy Tuesday. If you are at home, congratulations. You're chilling, watching something fun, hoping you're smoking weed if you're at school. I'm sorry. Also, you should pay attention because, like, I don't know how to long divide. I missed one day in second grade. I still don't know how to long divide. I was too embarrassed to ask. It was a long time ago, so don't be me. A Grown adult that can't long divide because he didn't want to ask. But I'm really good at math because I have to do it in my head because I don't know how to long divide. I don't know how to carry. Anyway, if you're at school, pay attention. If you're at work, be careful because you're going to get in trouble. Or if you're in the bathroom, it's extra. They think you're. Your pants, basically, is what's going on. You've been in there for 26, six minutes. And according to the office, that's time theft. Okay? So if you're driving, be safe. If you're driving, remember, look over your shoulder. Don't just use your blinker. Not everybody's paying attention. Remember, everyone else is stupid. That's how you have to drive. Everyone can't drive. So you have to be very on top of it. Don't crash. We haven't had a crash in over six, eight months. No one's crashed while watching the show in a long time. So thank you. Please be safe. I feel like I haven't said that in a while. So let's start it off strong. Start the year off strong. Be safe. Thank you. Also, did you watch last week's episode? It was ridiculous. Like, it was so fun. Felipe is one of the funniest people I met. It's like his brain is catching up. It's like he's like, I'm going start this thought. There it is. And it's like waiting.
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B
Ish.
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A
Yeah. Yes. Very ogish. You know that Japanese game show where there's like shapes of bodies you have to jump through without stopping? And you know, you mean the further you get, the more shapes you make. It's like his brain is just waiting for the shape to come in. Eating gravy and rice balls. Like, oh, that's what you meant to say. Anyway, Felipe Esparz is hilarious. Go watch last week's episode. Last week's episode of unrestricted was ridiculous also. So my first topic. Dope as usual, Unrestricted or sorry, dope as usual dot com. Dope as usual, podcast dot com. We have a brand new website up. Everything is up. You can watch. If you want to do it for free, just sign up. And there's a bunch of free stuff you could download a bunch of dope shit, wallpapers, everything you can watch, clips you can watch. Bts if you want to get unrestricted, it's four extra episodes a month. Me and Marty. It's basically ridiculousness and rotten dot com. Meet your 16 year old giddy ass horrible videos while getting extremely high. That is what unrestricted is. Every single Friday we come in with like about an hour of just deletable. You get deleted on all the other platforms besides Twitter. So guys, thanks for being here. Thanks for hanging out Unrestricted members. We appreciate you. Brand new site, Brand new, ready to go. You can download dope as usual app and that's mainly for notifications.
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B
If you ever have an issue with the app, go on the website.
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A
There you go.
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B
Sometimes apps, Apple, Android, they do what they want with the app. I'm on top of it. The app's not working perfect. Just go on the website.
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A
And the app is just for notifications really. We really just made the app so you can get notifications, push notifications, because YouTube doesn't send them out. But just go on the website, man. If you're on a restricted member, it's fun as hell. Remember, drop your pictures of your weed and your hash. What are you smoking? Let us know where you're from. How much did you buy for how much? What? It's our website. We do whatever the we want. Ask for advice, show suggestions, music suggestions. Everything is in there. We're in the forum every week. Thank you guys. With that being said. Wait, today's the 11th or 12th? Ethica.com is now live. All right, this episode, it is now live. Ethica.com let's Grow Home banner, right? Yes, yes, we had the home banner. You'll see me and Marty, home banner. We have the staple boxers. Well, staple underwear at the good times. Dope as usual. Alright, there's. I'm not gonna say exactly how many, but there's like only, only about a couple thousand dicks are gonna be able to use these is what I should say. And double that for balls.
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B
Speaking of which, speaking of balls, wearing these motherfuckers right now, I'm wearing them right now. I put them on. I'm like this is a different experience.
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A
It's underwear. This is a different experience. My ass is open.
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B
Listen, compare these to some regular boxers. There is no comparison. You slide them things on. We're talking the material, we're talking the design, we're talking, I mean the fit. We're talking the support.
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A
Marty can sell you.
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B
If you're pack, if you're packing, you, I mean you're going to have a little bit of extra support. If you're not packing, that support is still going to be there. You, I mean, all right, this F.
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A
Just take contradicting as to sell you underwear. I swear to God someone's going to have sex with you the second you put these on. I promise you.
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B
You may be more penetrated, you may raise your penetration rates with these boxers.
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A
Or get penetrated and you'll be safe because it doesn't go through. Cuz they're stretchy, they're, they're nylon, they're. Oh, imagine that was terrible.
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B
But yeah, you was all shitty dopest. You go to.com and get those before they sell out. And with your purchase, just know you're supporting this next one.
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A
Hit that a little too hard.
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B
Full capsule drop coming Q1.
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A
Hit that a little too hard.
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B
Pooh shiesties. I'm talking hoodies, I'm talking socks and.
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A
Shorts and all that type of oh, oh, Pooh shiesties. Shies. What are you talking about, man? I was thinking about and underwear still and he said pooh shisty. What Marty's trying to say is, man, we got these underwear dudes. They may or may not, you know, be stretchy and breathable. They may be this and then the best quality of all. Yeah, this motherfucker can sell anything. You know, ethical boxers, the staples, the best ones.
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B
Let's go.
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A
That's random. Yeah, I'm wearing them right now. Not those, but I'm wearing on Radicas right now. Yeah, dope. As usual times Ethica. First time we've ever collabed with a clothing company, let alone Ethica.
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B
Now there is going to be select Zoomi stores in the LA and SoCal area that you're going to be able to find these in.
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A
Yeah, but just get them online, dude. Just drive to the store to buy a pair of underwear. It's cool if you can't go to the store, but like just get them online. Get them on ethical.com. they ship in the same day. They're out here in LA too. They'll ship. They'll ship to you hella fast. But that being said, couple thousand pairs, guys. And like I said, we're going to have something coming out. Hopefully Mount April. Maybe like 20 days in April. We'll see. We'll find out. I don't know. We'll see. Oh, also, I know I don't look it, but I am not full of bread. I'm usually full of bread. Stupid air horn. I need to hear this. This sucks. Little earpiece.
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B
Oh yeah. Little wireless monitor.
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A
Wireless. No, never mind. ESPN correspondent. I'm not an ex athlete with CTE creeping in. I don't need an earpiece or an agent. What the are we talking about? Oh, man. Oh, man.
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B
We're talking about Ethica.
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A
And I said, speaking of.
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B
The website, we're talking about ethical.
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A
Oh, it's right there. And I can't. It's like on the edge and I can't find it. I'm gonna throw up. I said, speaking of. I think, speaking of your website, I lost it, dude. It's gone. It's gone. Let me just hit this rig real quick. Are you me? I haven't done that a long time, dude. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what we talk about. When you walked out, man, we said ethica. And then I said. I said, speaking of. And I brought something up. Come on. Right when I left, you didn't say it yet. Marty, we're both. We're gone.
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B
I've been ripping the out of this. Think of it, dude.
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A
I can't. I don't know.
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B
The whole thought was gone as soon.
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A
As you said it.
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B
But the point is ethical dot com. We're talking about ethical.com and zoomies and all the stuff.
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A
And then right after, there was a step after. I'm going to be so sad because it's the chat. I'll find out. I'll find out in the chat. Go.
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B
Damn it.
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A
That's what it was. It's like going back to the future. Watching yourself like in the past going, if only I could stop you and.
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B
Tell you you thought of cuz I said py. Oh, 420 somewhere right around.
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A
I'm not full of bread anymore, Mar.
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B
Okay.
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A
I got lightheaded as right now. The other day I got to here in my chair when I took. I put it on red, took a hot rip and got the lightheaded with. And then I caught myself right there. Like my chest almost touched my desk. It's kind of fun going, whoa, there it is.
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B
I've been given April baby dabs. And I'm like, she went to go get in the shower. I'm like, here, take a little bad. Trust me, this water is gonna feel better. It's gonna be great. But then she took the dab. I'm like, oh, you kind of ripped that kind of hard. You know, she's been like every night for a couple weeks. You know, she's been taking a baby puff. The is legendary.
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A
But then she's like, Marty's drugging his wife. So she doesn't. She forgets she wants another baby. Wow. Giving her Baby dabs. Give her no more baby dabs. That's what you're doing. I'm not.
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B
No, it went sideways. She was unenjoyable. She's like. It was. It was too hot. Then she's like. She came out of the shower. I'm like, it was relaxing and fun, wasn't it? No, no, not at all.
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A
You gave her too big of a dab. And you gotta go in green or blue. Yeah, has to be. Have to.
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B
I just go blind on the 10.
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A
Path for new neighbors. No kill Good.
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B
You know, you're probably right.
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A
Yeah. Dude, can't. They'll hate it. It's like taking a shot of moonshine.
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B
Go.
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A
Oh, give me a beer. Never drank before. Okay, so 420. And then it brought that up. Rolled right into it. Thank you very much. As you guys can see, you know, I'm not, like, in shape and stuff. You know, I'm a shape, not in shape. Like, if you made a cookie mold, I would. I would have bubbled out of your cookie mold. And you like, oh, this cookie's all up.
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B
Broke the shape.
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A
Yeah, broke the mold.
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B
So on the path to getting to being in shape.
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A
Yeah. There's another fat guy slowly picking it all the out outers forming me ski. Damn, I'm fat. I was. That's how I just described. Getting skinny was eating more cookies. That was crazy. So here we go. I moved my trainer, all that stuff. I'm losing weight, whatnot, feel a lot better. My back's strong. It's not fast enough. So I told Rosie the other day, I was like, hey, man, the only thing that me up. No, no, that's what it was. Every time we have a guest, I take one thing I can remember. One thing I took from every single guest. Every single one. Every one of them. There's one thing I took from, like, I like the way you think I like that. I was doing the show with Josh Wolf. Oh, what's up, guys? In the show with Josh Wolf in Vegas. I haven't seen you guys since. What's up? Wait.
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B
Now. We did Felipe, but we haven't talked.
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A
No. What's up? I did the show at the Jimmy Kimmel Theater. It went awesome. It went great. It's the first time I've been on stage and about five minutes in I went, I'm on stage. I forgot because I was just looking at the front row. Forgot. There's a whole 60 rows behind him. I couldn't see. I was just looking at the first people. Like, oh, yeah, that's right. There's hella people. I'm in Vegas. Anyway, it was sick. Nicest green room I've ever seen. Nicest bathroom I've ever seen. So I'm sitting there and I'm eating fries, and Josh comes in and I'm like, oh, you want somebody goes, oh, no, no. You know me. And I went, Josh. I was like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah, I don't eat that. I go, yeah, it's fried. There's no. Like, my whole life. He said, like this my whole life. I've been very psychotically on top of my health and diet. I was like, oh, my God, what are you saying is I only eat meat or vegetables. I don't eat anything else. Like, nothing is nothing. And people forget that Josh Wolf. I know how many times he's been on the show you guys haven't seen. Josh looks like those a. Those. Those AI ripped dogs. You know those dogs that are like, ripped and you know they're not real. You know, those. That's. That's Josh underneath. He looks like Ax Body commercials. He, he. He's 54 years old and just shredded. He's so rocked. I forget every time. He's just hot, unassuming Jack dude. Yeah, that's right. You're buff under that fur jacket.
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B
Bust out 200 chin ups right now.
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A
Yeah, I forget, like, this fool's buff. And he's like, you know me. Like, I don't eat anything with meat or vegetables. Say I've been very on top of everything I eat, like my whole life. The way he said it, like, my whole life. I looked at Jake. Jake went like, okay, because every time I see Josh in the city, he's always just at the gym. Every time he's ever performing, he's just at the gym. So he said that. I went, why can't I be on top of everything? What the am I doing? What's wrong with me? And that's when I thought of it like, nobody. I control everything. What the am I doing? Just don't do that. And then I go, well, I forget like. Well, then remember. So it's been eight days now. No, there's no bread or like artificial or juices or anything like that. I'm just trying to like, my best. That's it till 4:20. I'm gonna eat a piece of pizza on 420. I'm probably gonna throw it up about 420, I'm eating a piece of pizza. No bread until 420. No tortillas, no bean cheese. Burritos. Nothing.
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B
What are you eating?
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A
Everything. Just eat all of that. Just D. What is it called? Wow. What's wrong? Maybe I need to eat some bread. Dude, what's it called? D something when you take a sandwich and break it down.
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B
I don't know what we're talking about, you guys.
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A
Dude, come on, man.
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B
Like, come on, man.
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A
You guys know what it is. What is it? Thank you, Jen. None of you guys got it. You both wear glasses.
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B
Decomposed.
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A
Decomposed sandwich. Deconstructed. Everything I eat, it's just deconstructed. That's all I know. Oh, beans, rice and egg. And this. Break it down. Now it's just on boring ass lettuce. And eat it. I gotta stop my body anyway. My back's feeling a lot better. That's was the update. Sorry. Remember last two years ago, I was like, accountability buddies, we got to start doing it again. And I forgot, here we are. And I know a lot of people, like, stop saying you're do stuff you're going to do. So I get it. We all do it. And I do it so much because I forget. Like, wait, wasn't I on. I forgot. That's how quick it happens. So for me, I'm on it. I'm on day eight. I'm doing really, really well. It's been not fun whatsoever. But I have to start thinking and like, doing. So if you're out there, check the comment. Since it's a solo, remember, every month, every solo, I'm gonna do the accountability buddy. You're gonna see the comment. Accountability buddy. And I'll put the stats of where we're. And next month will be better. The next month will be better. Next month will be better. If it's your landscaping business, be like, yo, it did better this year and this month and this month, whatever it is, just we're here. I didn't hold myself accountable at all. Like, I always just go, oh, yeah, I'll start up. Fuck, I forgot about that. This year is all about slowing the fuck down and not being in a rush. I've been leaving a couple minutes early to places, or trying to, and it's been working out so well. Everything's great. Not rushing and not procrastinating, because I will do both of those at the same time. Procrastinate. Rush to procrastinate, which is crazy wrong with me. Anyway, we're on it. I feel better. My back feels great. Super stoked. There it is. Also, Marty's battling a rat. Not like the rat from Charlotte's web a cool one. Templeton that eats stuff.
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B
Not like a snitch.
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A
Yeah. Can I. Can I give you guys my perspective? I've been on FaceTime with Marty and he goes over the screen. I saw a big ass tail. What do you mean? He goes, there's a rat in here. So I know the saga that Marty. Look it. This thing's determined and keeps eating Marty's coffee stuff. Sounds like they should be friends, right? He has some really good qualities. He loves the cold. You know what I mean? Like, what else is he eating? Your weed. If he starts eating your weed, you can't kill him. You can't kill him. He's already escaped the traps. The glue traps. A doorstop. Take it away.
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B
This. Yeah. No. Well, you guys may know this rat from unrestricted because.
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A
Oh yes, it was unrestricted. That's right.
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B
Here's what. Here's how the went down. I had. We don't have addicts. We don't have basements. We just have the garage. All the storage is in the garage. The garage is the one. The weight room, the office, the laundry room, the storage room. I had a bunch of up against the wall. And then I heard. This is months ago. I heard some rumbling back behind everything. Like behind the shelf. All of our. And I'm like, damn, that sounds kind of big. That's not like a little mouse. That sounds. Something is definitely in there. Me and the dog got kind of shook.
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A
So then me and the dog got shook.
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B
I went and got the crowbar and the BB gun. The BB gun. The one time I actually needed in life, James. To the point that I can't even use it.
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A
Stop.
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B
The little plastic BB gun. I've been. I've let off a hundred thousand rounds out of this thing jams, it's broke. Lets me down to my time. Time I need here. So then ultimately I end up like moving everything away from the wall, shaking the whole house, trying to scare this thing. Like we had all our like Christmas everything. Can't find him. He's. He evades me. So then like time goes on and I'm starting to see like over by the water heater. There's little ratchets. He's stealing little things.
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A
He evades me.
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B
Like I'm finding little evidence pieces every once in a while, but I can't find him. So then we're on unrestricted and the episodes ending. And I look over and I see a tail go behind the water heater. So then we end the episode. I'm like, I got this. And it's like, what are you gonna really do? You know, because he's behind the water heaters. I can't. I have a crowbar.
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A
You let off your pistol. You let off your pistol not caring where your kids are in the house.
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B
Or the hit the furnace. Yeah, I can't. You know, that's. He's right behind the furnace. He'll blow up some. So then I realized there's a little hole behind the furnace in the wall. So I'm like, oh, he's. That's clearly where he's coming in. So now. Now I'm. Now I started investing. Now I get. Now I get the real BB gun with the Steve Steel babies.
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A
That's what he got. He bought a BB gun instead of a mousetrap. Keep going.
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B
Then I had. I had the. The past people come. They. They analyzed it. I had the.
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A
Is it. You got a BB gun?
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B
I have my. The. The construction guy. I have him seal up the hole. All right. The pest guy's like, okay, he's not getting in through this hole that you just had the guy seal up. He's getting in through your door. You need a better door.
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A
A doorstop door. Door stop things at the bottom to keep.
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B
I had a foam one. He's like, they're coming through, just pressing. I'm like, oh, he's coming and going. I felt bad for this rat this whole time because I'm like, oh, he's living in the wall. He's trapped in here. Basically, like, felt bad for this guy. Then I realized he's coming and going.
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A
Yeah, he's living a life. Yeah.
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B
So then. Then it all came to a pinnacle here. A couple days ago, I put in this. I put in the new door jam. A brand new one. Double sided, heavy duty, you know? And then I come out to my garage and all my keurigs are eaten. There's like seven of my keurigs that are just savagely just torn everywhere. Rat back to his. I'm like, this must have had a heart attack. He came in here and ate all.
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A
This ground coffee that though he might have died.
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B
I'm thinking all like, he's on my mind now. I'm like spending money.
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A
If you eat him, you'll get caffeinated. Needed.
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B
Okay. Right.
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A
Bite him.
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B
That's how energy drink superhero villain gets created. That's how Splinter started typ.
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A
It is. Well, so he ate through it.
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B
Yeah. So. Because. And I realized this chewed a hole through my heavy duty new door stopper. I just put in clean Chewed a hole through the wood, through the plastic.
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A
As you know, heat will make them cut through a man's body.
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B
Yes. So because I had the electric tried now I invested in the electric traps because I didn't want to like. I don't want to like kill this thing with this fucking trap and then have to look at it.
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A
BB gun. I don't want to kill it.
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B
The BB guns free. Starts charging at me. Now let's say I share. I, I, I like. I try to get him out of place. Now he just bolt. Now I gotta pull the strap. The BB gun's there.
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A
I got it pre pumped. I got a pre bump. 30 pumps. It's going straight through his head, out his ass. 30 pumps. He's not going to live, Marty.
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B
Yo, hold on. The funniest part was like. The funniest part is that we just got my little daughter a bunny.
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A
Yes. What if we all became friends?
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B
Well, I'm thinking like, she got the bunny. The bunny in this thing are cousins. Me and this dude have been chilling out in the garage. Is fucking home.
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A
Your fucking logic is insane. Keep going.
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B
So anyway, the bunny escapes out of her fucking thing and is out in the garage. This is like two nights ago. I'm pissed at this rat at this point. Now I got the first BB gun. Didn't work. The BBs kept falling out. I'm like, it. I can't. I'll get another one. So I get a second BB gun because I'm like, at least I could.
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A
Do the dry fire if it charges me. That's why I bought. I want to see your aim if you're like rat real fast, like, you need to join the military. If you could do some like that and save our country, dude. All right, keep going. I got it in case charges me anyway.
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B
Well, I've always had these BB guns, but I've never had the real ones with the CO2 cartridge. That's what I got now. But every time I go to load it, the BB falls out. Then it's like, you know, I must not have the right bb. I'm not. But you can. Like, if you're into like, you can practice good with these too.
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A
Oh, it's a handgun.
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B
Yeah. These are pistols.
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A
Oh, yeah. You blow if he charges you. I get it, Marty.
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B
Not a rifle. It looks. It's like a Glock, basically.
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A
It looks just like Marty's gonna up and shoot him with his pistol.
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B
It could happen. It's a different color. Anyway, I think we're on the phone or some and I just see a set of eyes come from in between the washer and dryer and start to charge at me.
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A
Basically charge it eight feet away from you.
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B
Yeah. Start to come towards me. I heard rattling. I heard thumping. I'm like, oh, this is it. And then the little bunny hops out and. And I had a moment.
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A
Oh, you almost shot your daughter's money. Could you imagine if you blew its head off after she already named him?
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B
So I thought that was hilarious. Like, yo, this rat is living rent. Not even rent free. The red is like, I've invested money. This rat is with me on all these different levels.
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A
It's crazy. If we're in a thorough country, this would have been over one day. He just went like that, Right?
- [26:53]
B
Yeah, I know.
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A
And Chuck that. Yeah, exactly.
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B
Done.
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A
Marty's over here investing in products. Almost murdered the family money.
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B
I felt bad at first. It's like when the ants invaded my house.
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A
It's like, oh, I feel bad killing the ants until, like, two years ago.
- [27:14]
B
Yeah. It turns into just yo, violence.
- [27:17]
A
What is happening over here? If you're out, there's a guy listening to us right now, hunting a real man killing boar. He's like, this guy got about a BB again, huh? If you hunt boar, you automatically have an accent to me. Oh, yeah. Huh. Wow, Marty, I love the story about you and the rat.
- [27:36]
B
I saw him one time. Me and April were in the hot tub. This passed on.
- [27:41]
A
He's your friend. You got it. You got whatever he speaks like, after.
- [27:45]
B
He ate the door in the Keurig, he sent me a clear signal that we had murder beef life. Like, I'm like, bro, I'm trying to be respectful here. You're gonna. That's when I got pissed, and I'm like, he's getting the sticky traps now. Now he's.
- [27:56]
A
No, no sticky. Chabby. You're gonna roll up with your.
- [27:58]
B
I told you. I'm gonna be laying there like a shotgun.
- [28:01]
A
And damn. That's what you've seen him in the hot days. He's outside chilling.
- [28:06]
B
Yeah. He's making his rounds. My casa su casa. He's just invited himself to my lifestyle. He's like. He's in the backyard. He's in the garage. Who knows else?
- [28:14]
A
I love it. He live there before you, dude. Right? He put in groundware before you.
- [28:22]
B
Oh, put in groundwork. Okay.
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A
That's the soul. The person's buried in your backyard. It's in that mouse. Is it a mouse or a rat?
- [28:31]
B
The. Judging by the tail, it's a rat. Ah, it's big. That's why I don't think it fit in the electric traps I got. It was too.
- [28:38]
A
So big. It's like, dude, I can't even get killed in there.
- [28:42]
B
He's not agile. When I hear him behind the water.
- [28:45]
A
Heater, it's like, there's 40 of them. Marty has no idea. There's a family back there. Marty's got a 1944 family living in his walls. That's just their mouse. They send out for messages and.
- [28:59]
B
Oh, thank you for bringing this up.
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A
That's real.
- [29:02]
B
No, but. All right, well, here, this topic that leads into another topic, which is the NFL predictions.
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A
Did you.
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B
None.
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A
Don't care.
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B
Have you been under the assumption that back in Game of Thrones times, Ravens could carry messages? Like, how? We were just talking about rats carrying messages. That's how this makes sense.
- [29:23]
A
I mean, I thought it was pigeons. Nope, it was Ravens.
- [29:27]
B
Yep. I mean, that's why I feel like the Baltimore Ravens took that name and put their Game of Thrones style emblem logo to make it look like that. It's an ode to, like, the Ravens. Anyway, that's a myth. I had to look that up. We were watching Game of Thrones High.
- [29:42]
A
Is that the Ravens logos?
- [29:45]
B
We're watching Game of Thrones and they, like, sent the raven to send a message. I'm like, imagine going outside and then one day you just had a point where you could control the raven to send the message to another kingdom and it comes back and, like, then I'm like, is that even true?
- [29:56]
A
Yeah, these just send birds to, like, for messages for sure. I know that's real.
- [29:59]
B
Google says it's.
- [30:01]
A
No, birds carry messages. They're called carrier pigeons. Messenger pigeons.
- [30:04]
B
Well, not with the Ravens. My point is, the Ravens, and they're out of the playoffs.
- [30:08]
A
Marty has the worst takes on football. He just took us to this whole thing to come back and say, the Ravens. That's insane.
- [30:17]
B
What about that crazy game with them and the Steelers?
- [30:19]
A
That great, great game. I know. We're like two weeks dated for you guys.
- [30:22]
B
All right.
- [30:23]
A
Wild game. That was sad. He got kicked off the team the next day. Coach got fired, and the coach. I don't know. Football's wild. It's crazy. I just don't care about football as much as I used to. In person. Super different. Speaking of in person.
- [30:41]
B
Yeah, I know, right?
- [30:41]
A
What the.
- [30:42]
B
You say it. Yeah. Let's get out. How much I don't care about football before those.
- [30:46]
A
It's so sad, huh? Isn't that crazy? If this happened four years ago. I'd be like, no way. But I don't know what happened. This year is a very uneventful year for football. I love watching football in person, but not so much, like, on TV anymore. Like, I don't know what it is. Like, the games are just not. Like, I don't know what it is. Anyway, I got. I got super bowl tickets. What an.
- [31:11]
B
The answer is because you can't hit the quarterback anymore. You can't hit anymore.
- [31:14]
A
It's like, it's. It's odd. It's very odd. Right?
- [31:17]
B
Weird.
- [31:18]
A
Football's a little touch more touchy now. Like the kid. I hate seeing nobody sprint when the ball is being kicked in this the sky and nobody's sprinting. And then once he catches it, you can move. It's just weird. Anyway, I don't care. I'm excited. The. The super bowl is in San Francisco or Santa Clara this year, and I.
- [31:34]
B
Got tickets to see the Bill Seahawks Super Bowl. That is gonna be insane, dude.
- [31:38]
A
That'd be incredible. That'd be awesome. But, yeah, I got super bowl tickets.
- [31:41]
B
Guys, for everybody that is watching. Can we just talk about the Chiefs? The Ravens?
- [31:48]
A
Who else?
- [31:49]
B
Everybody that's good is out of the playoffs. Like, it's a very weird time in football. The Bills have been walking flip flops.
- [31:55]
A
It flip flops every couple years.
- [31:56]
B
They got the Patriots and the Broncos are like, the best teams in the league right now. Very strange. Although we did just smack the Patriots.
- [32:03]
A
We'll see who makes the Super Bowl. I don't care who makes it. I just know I have OT's rodeo the night before.
- [32:11]
B
Oh, yeah. And seamlessly brings us into another note. That same night, you got the night of the rodeo. It's the Super Bowl.
- [32:21]
A
Oh, yes. And then dope, as usual, turns 5 years old.
- [32:27]
B
Wild. Weird.
- [32:28]
A
Weird. I get it, though. We've done a lot of. So I get like, okay, five years seems right.
- [32:37]
B
Yeah.
- [32:38]
A
Doable, established. Like we've done. I'm saying, like, we've done so much. Like, five years gone by. Like, yeah, that's five years just a show. All the other going on in life is also there. So it's like, it makes five years. Like, other times, like, it's been five years already for the show. I'm like, okay, yeah, it's been five years, dude. We've been doing this every week constantly. Always working at something against the grain. So it has been every day of those five years. Every single day. Not one day. Not. Yep, that's fine.
- [33:10]
B
We appreciate you Guys.
- [33:12]
A
Yeah, but it's been five years, guys. February 8, 2021 was our first time. First time getting on the microphone or a little bit before, but first time we ever posted. It's crazy, dude. You know how many podcasts have came and win since then?
- [33:26]
B
So many.
- [33:27]
A
Almost all, like, mostly came. Everybody in the world has a podcast. Out of nowhere. It's nuts. Shaq just started a podcast.
- [33:35]
B
That's cool. I mean, he's been had one.
- [33:37]
A
I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Just like everyone's got a podcast. How do you even have the time? You guys are so famous. These are all espn. Let's be filming these in batches. Like eight at a time or something. One day. Has to be, because there's no way Shaq's like, yeah, yeah, I got time before. You can't even weekly.
- [33:55]
B
Yeah.
- [33:58]
A
But yeah, guys, five years you guys been coming and tuning in. Weird. We've left YouTube. We came back from YouTube. We've been by YouTube. We got liked by YouTube. Bunch of ups and downs, man, non stop. But yeah, it's been five years. I'm trying to put it in perspective of all like the. I was trying to flip through all the guests thumbnails in my head.
- [34:26]
B
All thumbnails.
- [34:29]
A
So many people have been here. It's so sick. Yeah, it's been five years, guys. I kind of feel like we haven't really done anything. Not that in that sense. I mean, like, it's just us. It'd be so cool if we had like a team behind us and see what we could do that way, you know, I feel like we haven't got to any point of like, holy, this is. This is where it's gonna kick off. I feel like it's been five years, but that's like a soft, early, quick five years to like the intro to what we're gonna do. I don't know. I feel like this year is a lot better. I feel a lot more organized. I feel a lot more productive. Get more done.
- [35:10]
B
Sometimes it's like, damn, it took that long. But that's like you look back five years from now, like that was kind of the foundation, you know, like, damn. We're kind of just built our little foundation. When you do indie grassroots like this, that's kind of how it goes.
- [35:24]
A
Yeah. Do you have a joints left or no?
- [35:26]
B
Yeah, I'm sure I do.
- [35:29]
A
Okay, cool, cool. So quickly. Paper update and an update about all the social media. I had. I had some people mad. I had some people butt hurt. I had some people thinking that I was talking about them. I had a bunch of people thinking this. I want to say this now for everybody to get like the whole deletion. I have no clue. I don't know who it is until the day I find out. I'll find out, but I don't know. So I've had a couple people, like, yo, people are hitting me up saying, hey, did you do this to Thomas? Please don't do that. There's. I don't know who the it is. I have no idea. Who's the one actually paying that guy, Dan? I have no idea. So if you've done that from that episode, please don't do that, because it's not fair. Because we don't know. We do not genuinely don't know yet. So let's just leave it be until that time because I've had some people kind of hit me up about it and. Yeah, just being upfront with it, guys. So to what I was saying about the papers. All right, paper update. So I know a lot of you guys are like, yo, why is it in stores? Why is it stores? Why are we doing this? We launched a month and a half for the. The year ended two months before the year ended. And everybody's Q1 budgets start this week. So everybody was like, yo, it's the end of the year. I don't have a budget left to buy new. Wait till January. So a lot more stores this month. So this is what I want from you guys. If you have people that are asking, just go to properpapers.com. that's all you got to do. Go to propertiespapers.com, click the wholesale sign up for wholesale just like you would any business. And that's how you sign up your store and ship it to you just like always. Blazey suit. And Susan handles all my distribution. So if you already have a blazer account, once you sign up, they'll automatically approve you because you already signed up. So for a lot of people asking, why is it stores? I don't see it in my store. That's why, guys, we haven't done the push into stores yet. This has all been free papers for people at events, helicare packages, online sales only. All the care packages went to all the rollers. The heady dude. I just want people's opinions like, yo, do you. Do you like this? Do you want anything changed? What would you change? Nothing, except packaging is a little flimsy. And I agree. I wanted it a little thicker. Everything else to say, the Same. The feedback has been insane, dude, this month. And from now on, we're all out. Okay? So if you want them in your store, click the wholesale button, sign it up, and you will get your. The whole warehouse is full. We just got all the shelves in I. Today. Yeah, yesterday. Everything's ready to go. So you guys let me know. Thank you very much also. I really appreciate you guys. I've seen some people do, like, look it. If you do a proper papers comparison video versus another brand. I've been asked not to post that kind of stuff, even though it's my page. I've been asked not to post my brand comparing to other brands by. By other brands. So I'll just leave it at that. I'm not saying who it is or what it was. I've been asked not to compare proper papers versus something, but if you do it, go for it. I don't give a. I'll comment on that. I appreciate you, but I personally won't post it anymore. Okay, so there it is. That's all. Hey, man, I say nothing bad. I'm saying the truth. Someone asked me not to compare my to their in public anymore or say the name of the company. So I won't say the name of anybody else's paper company anymore, and we'll just leave it at that. Proper papers is for the win. That's all I gotta say. I don't give a. I get to do anything I want. I can change it up and do everything. I'm so excited. We got cones and massive papers coming soon too. I'm stoked. Dude, we have a lot of stuff coming. I bought a lot of papers. We're selling great. It's. It's barely putting a dent in my inventory. Like, I really thought, like, oh, this is enough. We bought way. Not way too much. We bought way more than I thought would anticipate for this first, like, the drop. There's a lot. Like, I didn't really think about how many master cases I really bought, what that entails. And how many papers per box. Like 50 orders. If I want one pack, like, that's one box out of thousands. I didn't think about it, guys. I don't know why I didn't think about it. I thought about it as I'm like, oh, let me get some eggs. Oh, let me get 40 of them. Like, those are dozens. Yeah. They're not 40 eggs or 40 dozens. Huh? That's. That's what's been happening to me because I look at, like, how many sales you Got. I go in, the warehouse goes, there's only two big boxes gone. I thought there'd be like five of those big boxes gone this week. It's only two. Maybe I bought a lot of papers and then I'm sitting here like, I do want to change the packaging. I want to get rid of all these so I can change the packaging. It's all good. It's learning mistakes, dude. Growing pains.
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B
Once that wholesale kicks on, yeah, once.
- [40:41]
A
The whole sale kicks in, it's different. Until then, thank you guys for supporting online. Appreciate you. Really appreciate you. Proper papers, man. Proper rolling paper. Everything's just. It's just a trip seeing it and actually rolling it and smoking it and knowing it's fire. Our papers are blending into your weed. They don't even taste like anything. I've gotten that 100. Like, there's no taste like. I know. That's why I picked that exact, like cut of it. I went through so many. It's cool, but thank you guys so much. What's up, guys? Taking a moment from this super informative episode, you know, like all solos. To talk about one of our favorite sponsors, and that is my bookie. With my book, you can bet on anything, anytime, anywhere. As you know, use code dope as usual gets you up to a thousand dollars. Match bonus plus a ten dollar chip. Turn that ten dollars to one hundred, one hundred to a thousand. Wild card weekend just passed, guys. Divisional rounds up. Next. Is your favorite team still in the playoffs? Are the Buffalo Bills in the playoffs? I don't know. Are they still in the playoffs? Are the Niners still here? We don't know. What I know is that I have super bowl tickets and I will be there. Remember, either way, bet anything, anytime, anywhere. The football's here, man. The season's over. The Ravens are out. The Steelers the a huge up. There's a lot going on, man. A lot of coaches got fired. Kickers are getting let go. Can you bet on who's going to be fired next? Which of your favorite coaches is getting fired next? I need that bet. Bet on your favorite team or if not, who do you think is going to win? Who's going to make you the most money? That's the whole point of betting and gambling, isn't it? So if you're already gambling and you already bet, use our code, man. Use our code. My bookie and get match bonus up to $11,000. Thank you guys. Back to the episode, we'll talk about something that I saw that I was like, you know what? I'm going to bring it up because I thought that was insane. We're about to have a whole another thing on our hands in America. I don't know if you guys saw that yesterday. And I know there's opinions for both sides. I totally get it. I see both sides. I have my opinion. Did you see that shooting in Minnesota yesterday?
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B
I didn't see. I don't know anything about this.
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A
So some chick yesterday, some lady, a full grown lady was. They're doing the nice blockade, right? A bunch of ICE agents in the trucks, they're like blocking the street. I have no idea why this lady's blocking the road, but she's got her SUV parked kind of sideways, right? Not going to show it here. SUV's park kind of sideways and she's like doing this, shut her window down. She's like waving cars around her. But it's like an ICE agent truck goes around her. I'm like, what's going on? Is she like with them? Is she against them? Is she blocking the road so they can't move? But she's letting them buy. Don't understand that part. I don't know that part of the story. So don't get like, you have the story wrong. Shut up. Nobody cares. I'm telling you what I saw. It's my opinion. You don't have to, you don't to argue in the comments about it. ICE agent comes up to her and she like she's doing something. You can only see the side of side of her car. You can't see her face or nothing. Like the car's over there. So the person's filming right here. So you just see the cop talking to her and then she starts to like turn her wheel a little and she starts to drive like. And she does this, right? An ICE agent comes in front of her truck, Marty. And she does this in front of suv. She goes toward him a little bit like a couple miles an hour and does this and turns her wheels. And as she turns her wheels she's kind of coming toward him. But like under eight miles an hour maybe also with the power mobility of hips, you could sidestep. You could do all that kind of stuff. You could do this, you can move, you could do a lot of things, right? And I'm not saying it's like, whoa, she shouldn't use her vehicle as a weapon. I really honestly don't believe she was. Because when it happens, her wheels are like this. Like you could see that her wheels and her wheels are turned when she's Driving away. But she drives, like, right here for me to you. Starts driving this full, pumps her in the face blaster and the kills her, bro. Shoots this woman in the face.
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B
Fully on camera, pops her.
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A
The third shot, she's going by him, and he's on the side of the car, and he bumps in her head because he's like this. She's already turning. So when he shoots her, I think her foot gets stuck on the gas, so she starts taking off. And the third one, it's like this. He's already on the side, Shoots her again. I don't. Oh, that's a murder case, dude. Anyway, she drives off, smashes into a car. Her wife's in the passenger seat, jumps out, gets there to. She's just busted, shot in the face. You can see that across the street. There's blood everywhere on her airbag. Everything covered. Because when she hit it smacked her in the face. It got covered in blood. One guy's like, screaming, I'm a doctor. Let me help. And they're like, we don't care. Back up while the. Is right there, lady. While the lady's dying or dead, dude, he open, executes this lady in the middle of the day in a neighborhood, in a residential neighborhood. Shoots this white woman in the face. Murders her instantly. It is hard. It's. It's a weird watch. It's a weird watch because it's like, yeah, I get it. She's using a car as a weapon. Dog step to the right. I mean, I'm promising Marty a one half lunge to the right. He's out of the way of the car. And. And the wheels are turned. I can get that. You're like, I feel for my life. Then what the do you walk to the front of the car for? You can't stop a truck. Why are you stop. Why are you walking in front of the truck for when she's already talking to an officer? And why'd you draw your gun the second she, like, started moving?
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B
Like, what is she's gonna pull over in a neighborhood? Like, what?
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A
In a your neighborhood. Oh, residential neighborhood. Shoots this lady. Pop, pop, pops her in the head, kills her.
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B
Insane.
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A
In the middle of the day in the middle of a stop. Like, we'll watch it after. It's shocking. It's bad, dude. It's. It's. It's. It's at the point where we're like, okay, these. That guy has to go to prison for prison. And why is he wearing a mask? You should be able to wear masks as you're rounding people up. That sounds like some Nazi weird.
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B
Yeah, for sure.
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A
You can't wear masks while rounding people up to take them away to a camp. Sounds like 80 years ago. The fuck? Also, we don't get political. We don't get political. Damn. We're out here taking people's presidents. The world is getting crazy. What the fuck? You can't just, like, got your king. It's not chess, motherfucker. You can't do that. We can't take presidents, can we? I didn't learn about that when I was a kid that you could just take a president from another country, just snatch his ass up.
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B
I didn't know that was a thing either.
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A
We just took the prison of Venezuela. It's like, it's all good human chess.
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B
Like, damn.
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A
Okay, ready? Maybe he's a horrible piece of. I have no idea what the guy's name even is. I just know that he got swooped, we invaded, took him and his wife. That's all I know.
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B
Is it a situation where Earth is like, yo, America, we need you guys to go America Superman and go get this evil villain. That's what I would like.
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A
Yeah, the presidents and shooting in the mouth. Go America. Rock. Yeah, that's the United nations right now. Text Donald Trump, hey, dog, we're not going to say we did it, but we're giving you full authority to be a creep and start going, kidnapping. That's kidnapping. We can't just kidnap people. And why do we make it public? Should we have done that under wraps, Snatched his ass in the night and be like, no, we didn't do nothing, dog. What are you talking about? Torturing his ass in Bakersfield or something. Oh, I don't know, dude. That shit's scary. It's scary. I don't know if that's a bad president. Is he a good president? Are the people of Venezuela hyped? Are they stoked about it? Are they like, yeah, get him out of here.
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B
Drop it in the comments.
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A
But if that's the case, we need to do a cleanup of the earth. If everybody's like, yeah. Our citizens, like, yeah, take this out. Could you imagine? They're like, enough votes, you're out, dude. Your citizens say, we can come in and kill you like Saddam. We went in, just. Just took him, killed him. We just shot with his face in a cave.
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B
I wonder what we were bombing, like, all those. Did they just.
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A
In Venezuela, right?
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B
We bought to be their military, I would imagine.
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A
I gotta be honest, dude, I don't know what's Going on. I do know this don't care enough to make my day shitty to argue about it. So do you know what to argue about? This is our. The political view of something I saw. And knowing you always said. You always say you stay out of politics. Keep it that way. Hey, shut the up. I wanted to talk about this today because it blew my mind that we can steal a president that's like a video game.
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B
The.
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A
We can do that now. You know what like I'm. I don't even know if I sold this joint yet. I'm just sitting here thinking about like they stashed that band up. He's wearing a little Nike outfit. That's it. That's all I saw.
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B
What? What? How crazy would it be if Venezuela did that to us?
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A
That's what I'm saying. We'd be at an all out a war. How come they're at war with us? He must have sucked. Yeah, the guy must have been a duke. A douchey douchey bag. A dookie douchebag. Yo, this is the show you watch. This is the political views. We have none. We just saw some. We don't have a political view. We just saw. That's how I feel. Yes. We stole that present guy. And then that ice age was so sad. It's really. It's so bad. Dude. It's up.
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B
Cities won't be burning for this one though.
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A
There was a riot within a hour. There was like a 5000 people on that street on that blocking in like an hour. I fully understand. Like I never get like get out of the street. Nah, you just murder one of our town people. No, that's. That's not cool. Murdered her. Dude. I don't think that's self you when you see it. I can see the first two shots. Like okay man, she was pressing gas but also get out of the way of the car. You know the cars have gas technically.
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B
I guess if you wanted to change shoot this way.
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A
I feel like that is a. Is a. Is a loophole to going. She pressed the gas. That's not cool, Marty. It's just in case it charged me. Got my BB gun. Yeah, like a mouse is just walking in your direction. But yeah, he's just walking but he was charging me the Marty's. This. We're just comparing this today. Jesus Christ. No, we're not saying that lady's a rat. We're just comparing this today. You know what's funny? Like hours before that I had nothing to do for an hour and a Half. And I'm like, rose, you want me to do. She's like, I'm gonna get ready and do this. I'm like, I'm gonna take dabs of space out of my phone. And I watched people beat up protesters blocking the street. An hour later, I see this lady get shot in the head. And when. This is not the algorithm that I was asking for Twitter. I wanted people in Europe getting dragged out of the street. Fools in Europe don't play that. They will go up and snatch you up by your hair and throw you on the side of the road. People that stop for the oil and they block the roads while people are in idle burning more gas because you're blocking the road, which makes no sense. Yeah, they beat the out of people over there. Sometimes they get run over. They'll just run you over. I. I don't approve of it, but I'm not like, oh, no, before. Yeah, you got your leg run over. You're being a. Get the out of the way. Well, this guy's taking shit. You're blocking the road. You never know what's going on in the car, man, when this fool's got mad drugs in the car and you're fucking holding me up. I'm scared now. You don't know what's going on.
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B
Anyway, I was gonna say, speaking of, you don't know what's going on inside the car with the.
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A
Oh, yeah, Marty, I got a segue. I think this is. Said the word car. So I'm gonna connect that. Marty, say car like you're back in Buffalo. A mold broke, a tan tanner mold. A white skinned Buffalonian comes out. Marty showed me a video of like a street. During the storm they're having.
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B
It was just a regular day.
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A
It was the scariest, most depress. Have you ever seen James and the Giant Peach? When they get off the ship and they go into the frozen ice and they go. There's like pirate skeletons down there. The frozen ice up top, that's Buffalo, New York. That's what it looked like. Like frozen, scary ice, wind, tundra. The ice was so cold. I mean, the air was so cold. You could see the air. It had little specks of frozen in it.
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B
The water's just crashing against the thing and you're just. It was disgusting.
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A
You said, part of Buffalo will be normal. The other part's frozen because there's a lake and the Arctic air comes in. It only hits the down. You can see the wall. And you know, this is Game of Thrones. I never watched Game of Thrones before ever. I only watched about 10 minutes of it. One time in Santa Cruz, I walked in and a guy with red hair got his head chopped off and they were like, no. And that's when I guess everybody dies in that show. I don't know. I only saw the main character die in five seconds. This show, dude, I never seen it. Anyway, where Marty's from is not inhabitable. That's not cool. It's not. It's meant for those on your chest. For buffaloes.
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B
Exactly right.
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A
It's meant for. For creatures with thousand pounds.
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B
The saber tooth tiger.
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A
You can't live there. No, no, no, I can. I've been in the cold and like 10 degrees shorts and I'm. It's pretty cool. I die out there. I. Yeah, it's possible I'd die out there.
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B
We watched the clip on Unrestricted and it looks so insane now, but that's Buffalo.
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A
That's America.
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B
Yeah, it's just regular.
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A
It looked like the middle of the. When people do a bad teleportation black hole, they end up in the middle of nowhere. Like, that's what it looks like.
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B
That was downtown in the second biggest city in New York state.
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A
In the day. It looked like evil Takeover for the next thousand years of darkness. It looks scary, dude. It looked biblical.
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B
It's like when we went back, we drove down with April's sister, and she hadn't been down there a lot, and she's like, it looks like a bomb went off down here. Like, just looking around downtown, like it's bad. Not to mention the weather.
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A
Just. Just the weather. Anyway, what Marty was saying about what's inside the car. Then I said, marty, say car like you're back home two hours, three hours. Like three and a half hours ago we got our. We got a new car. So the other day I was like, dude, I want to trade Rose's car and get something else. And we're looking around, I'm like. And in my head, look it. I get it. It's dumb. It's like, oh, it's a car. It's depreciating. The way I see it is if I didn't make another dollar starting tomorrow, we had about five years where we're like, yo, what do you want? Let's do it. Hey, what do you need? I got you. That's a fun five years. Like, if it all went away tomorrow, it's like, hey, you know what, dude? I grew up poor as and I had five years of going, this is what it's like. Not being born. Oh my God. And if it went away, it's fine. I'd still be happy. So I was like, you know what? I got to be an adult. Start really focusing and doing things. I don't ever think about how much money we make or how much money we spend. As long as it we can still do the businesses. Not a good way to live. That's stupid. That's dumb. The is not an adult thing. So I went and did something dumb because I was like, you know what? I know how much it's gonna cost. I know how much more it is. I'll do it. It's fine. I like this car. I'll be smart about these things. And then I went into this. But it's still fun. It Maybach truck this morning and it's so cool, dude. Awesome, dude. Oh, hold on. I did the smart guy thing and got a used one. I found one with 500 miles on it.
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B
Insane.
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A
Because the lady bought it. She drove it and said she didn't like it. It still has all the plastic order all the plastic strips are on the car. She never drove it. He said that was their seventh car.
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B
Damn.
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A
That's their seventh car.
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B
She got in the maid.
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A
She said they bought three more when they returned that they're like, they bought three other Mercedes because they're like, it's too big. Let's get smaller ones. It's just him and his wife. People are balling out of control, I guess. Anyway, I will take your ball and out of control mistakes. And I got 40k knocked off the price. That's the adult right there. I could have went and bought the new one and it was only. It was the fourth when I tried to buy it. So it was the 2025. It's only four days ago. Or I can buy the 2020 states and get or feel cool that I bought it off a lot. Never again will I buy a brand new car. It's the dumbest decision of all time. I'm going to go look for, oh, somebody drove it off. And if you drive a car off the lot, return it. Appreciation counts right then and there. You know, you should do realistically is have your homie like, you don't even want that car. But I want to get a car. Go buy that one, drive it off the lot, return it and then put it to another. Lose money too. Never mind. I would just. I would have just done that. Damn it. Anyway, what I'm saying is, if you have a friend that's going to return a car Go buy that one because the depreciation is there. I got marked off so fat. We got every single thing you can think of in that car. Full white cocaine white interior too sick. Full cocaine white.
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B
I went in there, I just camo.
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A
I. I was camo Marty, you best. He was like that from Monsters Inc. Yeah, exactly. What's his name? The bad guy. That guy? Yeah. Mayback truck. We found the, the bounce button. It works. I was, I had to hang on to the steering wheel a little like okay, cuz your foot's on the gas. You're. You're holding the brake. I mean. Anyway, yeah, we bought the Mayback truck. We got it this morning. Let's go. It's very odd, very cool, very fun. Hey man, I don't have kids yet. So that's why. So I was like, you know what Rosie? That's what the car you want. Let's it run it and it's really cool. Thank you guys for making everything possible. It's just I, I came to LA without a car. I didn't, I didn't own a car when I moved here. I just came and said it, I'll uber. It's crazy. I left my Monte Carlo in Merced and said this is not going to last until they get stolen or broke down. Can't last in the, in in that kind of traffic. So I said let's just Uber. And I saved some money and I bought a fucking Honda like eight months later. We ubered for so long, man, it costs so much more than I thought it was gonna cost. I thought we're gonna be like, yeah, it's la, it's huge. We'll walk. We live downtown. Of course I want to walk, Buck walking. I hit skid row night one. That shit sucked, dude. And then I rented a car every month. I ubered a lot and then just rented a car and it ended up being like 1800amonth, 1500amonth I was spending on different cars because I was under. I just turned 25. I had no credit and like no history. And I had smoking charges on every other car had rented. Like I didn't look very responsible. I always got in trouble. So I was like, okay, I'll just rent a car and it costs so much, dude. And they started giving me deals on cars for months at a time. And then one time I just kept a car for two months. Took the fee cuz I couldn't. I didn't have enough money to return it to get another car. So I said I'll just Keep this car as long as I can cuz I don't have enough money to get another one. I'll just rack up the fees with you. And I did I rack up like 3k in fees? It was. I had no option, man. I had no options. I was trying to sell as many pounds as I could at the time. So sucked.
- [61:20]
B
There was times where I had to do that with filling up the tank just to get home and like, damn, I'm not send this into overdraft.
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A
Oh yeah, do what you got to do. The worst thing I ever overdrafted was in Santa Cruz on right off of the boardwalk. Went to a messy restaurant that's tucked away right by the steakhouse. I bought a bean and cheese carne asada burrito. It was 350. I bought three of them individually because I know I only had a couple bucks. And I'm like, if I could buy one. It went through. Oh, let's go. And I bought another one like 10 minutes later. Oh, let's go about another one. They're little ones, they overdraft me every charge. It cost me over a hundred dollars for three burritos. 35 charge each time, every time. They were letting it fly.
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B
It's illegal now.
- [62:03]
A
You know how bad it was for me. I've closed two bank accounts of overdraft charges when I was like 19. Like I can't pay 300 bucks. I'm not paying you that.
- [62:12]
B
I'll ruin my credit over this gas that I can't now get this out.
- [62:16]
A
I had a pound to sell for profit. I just wanted to smoke it. Isn't that crazy? I love to weed more than money. I do all the time. Like I'm not paying 300 in fees. I can go sell that house right now and just pay it. Not gonna do it. I'd rather close this ass account. That's how I felt. Like you're supposed to not charge me. I got charged for three. I can remember it all. I was with John that disappeared was with Ryan, Ethan and like six friends. And we're all poor and we get there and we're like, your brother's in town. No way. He pulled up in a stupid ass car. Like, damn, this is so sick. He's a young ass blonde kid from Merced with pounds and he was cool. And I remember he pulled up and we were walking to a restaurant. We're going to the steakhouse. I'm like, I can't eat there. And then we look around and John's like, I'm Gonna pay for them. I'm like, yeah, I don't expect you to pay for all of his friends. I'm like, we're gonna go across the street, dude, to eat at the burrito spot. And then only like, we all collectively like, try to put our money together to buy enough food. It's. That shit sucked, dude. You know those times you're like, how much you got? But you're kind of greedy and you know, $3. You're like, I want all my $3. You won't split it up with us. You're. You're out. How much you got? I'll put it together with you. We could buy one big ass bread. I'll cut that in half. Things. You, you've all done it. You've all done it. Imagine it with weed. Replace a burrito with weed. How much you got? Ah, you're a. You're gonna want to keep weed because you put in 10. You just buy your own 10 sec. So I would do all that. You guys. Okay, I remember this one. There's one time in life I was always poor and I was always broke even. I was selling weed. I sold enough weeds to re up and I smoked my profit. I had no money left ever. And there was times where I wouldn't have enough money to re up. I'd just be buying drugs on the weekend. That happened a lot of times when I was younger. But I'll buy a stack this weekend. I'll try to boom. 10. All right, made 10 bucks. Cool, cool. Let me buy 20. All right, cool. 20. I kept 10 of it. I made 10 bucks again. I'm back where I started. I would just keep doing the Willy Wonka. One step, two steps down, one step back. Two steps down, one step back. Because I wanted to smoke it. If I didn't smoke it, I would doubled up and doubled up and doubled. I'm a idiot. I like smoking weed. Anyway. One time it was me like four homies, dude. And I don't steal, right? I do not steal. I don't approve of it. I won't be involved of it. If I'm starving and you stole food, I ain't gonna eat your food stolen. I'm not no off. I'm sitting in the Jack in the box parking lot with like five friends in one car. We're all like putting change and dollars like the sandlot to buy a new baseball. We're all put. I got five, I got two cents. We're all putting in money. We look like we got $7 just five of us. We should have bought that eighth, huh? That's what we always did. I always bought weed. And it was, we'll figure out food if you need to eat. That's why Ryan's was the shit. He always had string cheese and beef jerky. We that up in Costco amounts. His dad was white, so he would buy Costco amounts of beef jerky, jack legs, and the craziest straight cheese bundles of all time. Anyway, we're sitting there and I'm like, I don't think we can get anything, guys. I had like a dollar. I'll buy two fucking tacos. You guys got 10 cents for this fucking. For the tax. Literally, that's like, I'll buy two tacos. Fuck it, they're 50 cents. We're sitting there and my cousin Adrian, my blood fucking my blood cousin, his half brother. So he's not like related to me by blood. He's like his half brother. But he's cool. I know he works at Jack in the Box. He's always working the Jack in the Box. He's like three years old. He works at Jack in the Box. He's like the manager. By this time, we know that I know him. We're sitting there, we're like, dude, what are we gonna do? And we're gonna knock all my. I'm in the passenger seat, my three friends in the back, and my homie's driving. We're gonna knock on the driver window and it's my cousin's brother. And he goes, sorry for the wait, guys. And he has two industrial jack. Ever seen the big Jack in the box? Did you know they have bigger bags? The motherfucking bag was this big. He had two full to the top fucking bags of jacks with like 30 fucking items in it. He goes, I'm so sorry for the weight, guys. Hey, what's up? What's up, Ty? My. What's up, dude? And he had them in and went, wait, what? I went, oh, no, that's not. No. And they went, shut the up. I went, no, that's my cousin's brother. No. And they're like, nah, dude, we're driving. We're leaving, we're leaving. There's no way that just happened. Like, no, don't seal it. He's gonna get in trouble. And they drove off like, you bastards. And I was like, here's my change. And I took two tacos. Like, I'm not eating your food. He's gonna get in trouble. I'm so hungry, though. And I remember I Stared at all these little pieces of eating it, like, I really wish I could do do it. But the prince, like, the principle of me of, like, I can't do it because I know he's in trouble. That was like a 50 order back then. It was like 10 jumbo jacks. Those are like a dollar a piece. So I was like, that's 10 bucks right there. Hella fries. I mean, Marty, every thing you can think of. Everything you can think of. Our white kid counterparts bought all that. And we're like, damn, I wish I could buy all those things. They're like, we just did. Because my dad gave me his card. Like, yeah, yeah. That's what I want for my kids. I don't want them going, I won. I wish somebody would drop food from the sky. Like, nothing, dude. And we can't go to our anybody's house because they're like, get all these kids out of my house. No, you can't all eat here. Everyone's poor. You can't just eat. That's why we never went to my house. There's nothing to eat at my house ever. Yeah, that was crazy, man. I remember thinking, like, damn, that was a sign from God or the devil. Like, if you eat this, it's like, the apple, dude, don't eat the apple. Stolen food from somebody, you know? You know what I mean? I felt like, oh, he could have been like, oh, this is not ours. He probably won't take it. Dude, I bet you he would have. 100. So if you're out there watching, I didn't need any of it. I see. I saw him not too long after that too. And I'll be like, I swear to God, I didn't want to leave, but they just drove off. He's not gonna believe that. I promise you, dude, I didn't need it. 209. How epic. Starving but doing drugs first. That's why drug addicts, when they eat food on the street, they're hungry because they spend all their money on drugs. Like, damn, you know what? Actually, I'm gonna die. I need you to buy me food. Don't give me money, because I will smoke it. Just buy me some food. That's where those motherfuckers get real, because that was me. Every Sunday morning, we'd go to McDonald's and sleep it off. I told you the story. Sleep McDonald's every Sunday because Nate's mom was a paramedic, and she'd work from Friday night to Sunday morning. And then 6:40am we get up, clean the Entire house. She's there at 7:30, we're out by 7:20. We walk to McDonald's and sleep till 10 in the morning. We buy one Powerade McMuffin and we all sleep in the back of all the booths. Everybody that got off of church would come and see the same drunk ass teenagers asleep. But we're customers. If that bum can sleep there, why can't I sleep here, right? They asked us to leave once. I'm like, but why? We argued with them like we bought stuff. I'm gonna get. My manager never came back. The. There's a bum asleep over there with a coffee. I can't sleep here. We would sleep there till 10ish every time and then go and walk. And the only time I ever felt him. I think I talked about this before. The only time I've ever felt like genuinely like really embarrassed about it is because my friends are pieces of. And we drank hella liquor and I guess I didn't wake up. They said they tried waking me up. I don't believe it. I walked like two miles. I'm pretty sure I remember. I can wake up if you shake me. I woke up and there was a whole Mexican family. Like, look at. They just got off of church right here at the booth next to me. I'm flat laid out on the bench with a Powerade laid out. And I wake up and there's people there and there's people here and there's an empty booth there. And I'm like, oh my God. I felt like a. Like a girl when she wakes up. Like I had sex with three guys. Oh my God, they're asleep. Let me get out of here. Now that's how I felt like, oh my God, it's like 11:30. I looked at my phone. Like I slept for four hours uninterrupted. Not one person bugged me. Not one McDonald's like, hey man, you guys usually leave by now. Nothing. Just let me sleep there all day. Dude, I. It was the worst. I woke up and was so embarrassed. I stunk like alcohol like, you know, that little. It was bad, dude. Anyway, that was bad. It was.
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B
Lost my mind to go to sleep in the McDonald's like that.
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A
Because the only time we could sleep in somewhere that we're not gonna get attacked by a bum or a homeless person.
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B
It was part of the plan.
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A
You knew, going in every weekend.
- [71:37]
B
Interesting.
- [71:38]
A
McDonald's. McDonald's Burger Kick is Burger K. Breakfast stuff. So we go to school. McDonald's dude. Yeah, like $5. Damn, we're crushing it. Sometimes I would have like $5. And you know what $5 is like when you're poor ass fool and you're like, the dollar menu is really the dollar menu. Back then I can get three things and a drink and the change is the taxes. And I would that up and fall immediately to sleep on my jacket or sweater or backpack. Because I stayed at Nate's from Friday to Sunday. I didn't go home. I still have my backpack that I never did any of my work. And then Monday morning, I'm as my teacher's opening the door. I'm trying to turn my in. And the worst thing ever was. I've definitely talked about this. The worst thing ever was I had a social studies assignment. We had to draw a picture in mine with World War II. And I drew Hitler. Obviously, I talked about it. I had a whole thing on him. Like, I had to do a whole documentary. Documentary report. What an. I had to do a whole report on him. And I drew on this like 18 by 11 size paper. I drew. I draw like. I drew Hitler basically looking like Canadians from South Park. I drew Hitler with his little mustache and all his stuff. There was war stuff going on. It had like a whole thing. I had a little block of text, but it was Hitler. I drew him the swastikas and all. Friday to Sunday I have my report. I make sure I don't forget it at Nate's. Let's go to McDonald's. I fall asleep. One rare moment, rare occasion. I text my dad. He's like, yeah, I'll come get you. Like, what the run it. He came and picked me up. So what are you doing at McDonald's? Like, I was at Nate's and he left and I have anywhere to go. So he just came here. He's like, all right. I probably look like I just fucking woke up because I did. I went, dad, come get me. He got me. It's about two and a half hours after he gets me. And I go, oh, no. I left my Hitler drawing at McDonald's and then I had to call McDonald's. My dad didn't want to take me back. I'll drive you all the way back to him. Like, if it's there, you got to take me. It's my report. It's my grade. It's like, you better call him first. I'm not driving over there. It's not there. I called and I'm like, hey, so listen up. I was like, so I was there earlier. I fell asleep. Oh, yeah? Yeah. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're the sleeping drunk kids. What? What the do you want? They're like, oh, yeah, what's up? Like, there's a rolled up thing should be rolled up. It's a drawing. Like, what is it? I go, it's a project for school. That's all. Like, oh, yeah, here. Is it like yellow? Like white? I go, yeah, it should be in a. In a. With a rubber band on it. Yeah, it's here. You can come get it. Somebody found it earlier. Oh, my God. Good thing I have my class on the back. Class number, room, all that. So they're like, oh, it's not propaganda. It's a class assignment. They're across the street from a school. Maybe they saw, like, damn, they're leaving swastik. Oh, my God, this is bad. Nah, it has my classroom on it. So. Yo, this is a great bit to tell on stage. I'm doing it next time. Are you kidding me? Like, this is not propaganda. It's my grade on it. Don't worry, it's my teacher's name, all that. So I walk into McDonald's, my dad takes me. I walk in thinking nothing of it. Like, yeah, it. They found it. And when I got it wasn't rolled up. It was like they unrolled it to look at it. You could tell it was not rolled how I rolled it. You know, when you roll a post, you gotta really tighten it, double band it so it stays shut. That's how I had my. It was like the. Opened up with the rubber band, one little loose belt on it. And I looked at them. You're drawing with. This is for school? Yeah, this is for school. This is school assignment. It's for social studies. For sure, man. It was a black dude. He's like, for sure, man, I'm brown. Do you. Please don't think I'm racist. You're like, please don't think I could draw Hitler and just come to your establishment.
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B
Walks in, man. All.
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A
I imagine he was in slow mo. American history reacts after he curb stops the guy. He's walking slow mo in his underwear. That's my stepdad walking in after. Got your drawing. Let's get out of here, man.
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B
Damn.
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A
Stepdad walks in. Marty. I hate it. Marty, my bit is gonna lead back here is my Hitler. I'm gonna mention my mom marrying this man earlier about him being crazy and then acting like. And then right when I was like, promise I'm not racist. Stepdad rocks. I mentioned it was my stepdad, not my Other not my dad, Marty. Incredible. If I had something there, that callback is going to come in so well. I can't wait. I can't wait to use my. My bit. I hate the N word. I can't wait for that bit. I wrote out a bit called I hate the N word. And it is. Has so many steps. I can't wait. I can't wait to do it on stage.
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B
Test that one out in Torrance.
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A
Yeah, I'm gonna test that out.
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B
1.
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A
And anyway, I'm gonna test that out at Chocolate Sundae. Black.
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B
Black.
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A
All black Room in Sundays at Laugh Factory. Like, I hate the N word. Bunch people.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And then just wait till they just wait to the end. End word. Stepdad walks in. Anyway, I grabbed my Nazi report and left. That's it. I did a Black Panther report, too. I know everything about the Black Panthers. You know that. It's the one report. I actually took my time to. Did all the. I did because I was so interested. So I started reading. Go. What do you mean they just killed them? I'm like, they killed that man in his sleep. Black Panthers got. That's all I remember thinking. This is. I'm like, I got to know what happened. And I read every thing you could think in 10th grade. And I did a whole real. I got an A on it. I read it in front of class. Like, I was hyped. Like, I'll do it. And I did my report and I did it all. I was like, yo, I know everything there is to know about this. Shut up. And I said, my whole report today. It's the only time I've ever tried. Did you know the Black Panther, the main guys, they were all in their apartment, and the cops came in through the window and shot them in the head as they were sleeping. And when they woke up, they just sprayed them. I don't know. That's not a raid. That's. That's the murder by government. That's crazy. They shot one of them in the head on this while he was asleep. Wow. Also. Google it real quick. What is the. The. I think it's in World War II. No, Vietnam. The group of American soldiers that killed like a couple hundred Vietnamese in their sleep, they snuck into the camp and they slit all their throats. Nobody. Yeah, they. They were sneaking in and cutting throats in their. In this. In their sleep. Their camps. Not one bullet. What's it called? Don't Leave Rocco.
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B
The. My Lay Massacre.
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A
Your grandpa did that? Your real dad?
- [79:19]
B
His dad committed widespread atrocities, including slitting the throats Rocco of unarmed.
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A
They were sneaking in cuz he's a special forces. I know you don't know that, but yeah, he's special forces in. In Vietnam. And he would just slice fool's throats in their sleep. Uncle Mickey too.
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B
Hundreds of civilians. Women, children, elderly, brutal.
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A
Mickey the nerd. I found out he was a murderer. He was the front lines. He would go in and shoot. He would do that.
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B
Who's that?
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A
My uncle that passed away recently. Oh, the nerdy asshole that looks like Squints but when Squint was a kid.
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B
Oh yeah, he's got hella.
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A
I didn't know. Dude, he has hella medals. Was a. Did you know uncle Mickey had shrapnel all over him? Holes all over him, dude. From all the bombs going off on him. Yeah, my uncle was a. I don't know what rank he was, but I know my cousin William told me some like. What do you mean? Uncle make like Mickey was a special force. Like shut the up. Because he's such a nice goofy. Oh man. Yeah, he went to therapy until he died. You know that still since his 60s he's all up, but he's cool as hell. Yeah, he was. He was doing that too. Special forces kill in camps. Just bomb them. Why are we sending our people when we have bombs? I don't know man. I see this Russia and all this other. They're using drones. Why are my. Why are people I know right now just like in. In foreign countries when we got drones. Dude, I have a drone. Once you have it, put a gun on it. I don't. It's the weirdest thing. Dude, war is so odd. Guys. It's really weird. Marty, like are you gonna go to war? Never. I don't care how much I love my country. That country.
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B
I'm cut from a long line of hippies. War dodging.
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A
I'm dodging drafts left and right. Like day dating maybe Big sister. That's me with any war. I'm Cheech. I'm leaving to Canada, start doing pottery. I'm gonna. I'm draft dodge. I'm not going to war for you.
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B
I'm an only child. I'm basically blind. I'm flat footed.
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A
That you know of.
- [81:35]
B
Oh no. I'm not an old child.
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A
What if you.
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B
Damn.
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A
No. What if it's brothers though? You have.
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B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A
Cuz they carry the name.
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B
Yeah, I forgot.
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A
What if you. What 2. We find out Marty's older brother's Vlad. Turns out this whole time Marty's older bro like somebody we know. Could you imagine? You never know. Your dad didn't even know.
- [81:57]
B
Oh, I know. No, there's more out there. I can almost guarantee it.
- [82:00]
A
Put out the signal and you'll see other lights from across the country. Oh, that's my blood. Could you imagine? Is that in Game of Thrones?
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B
I think so.
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A
Is it really?
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B
I don't know.
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A
The other day, they pitched us a person to come on the show. And I was just talking. She was like, who's that Joanna Man. I was just saying it because I was thinking of Joanna man. And it was Joanna Man. It's the actor Orlando Jones. I saw the name. I don't know who the name was. I went, joanna man. And it's Joanna man. It really was. I'm still thinking about that. That was, like, three days ago. Blew my own mind. For real. Joanna Man's also the guy. The gun line in Life with Eddie Murphy and Mar Lawrence. Remember the gay one? That's with Bernie Mack. And he runs because he doesn't want to go home because he's about to get free. And he runs past the gun line to get shot. You ever see life?
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B
Yeah.
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A
Okay, remember, they're in prison.
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B
I only remember about 30 of things I watch. Oh, yeah, that's why you're like, yeah, I've watched Game of Thrones. But I don't know.
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A
It's really weird, dude. I got like. You know, cows have multiple stomachs. That's how I feel with my brain. Like, I got multiple compartments where I can just hold here and information's there. But every movie I've watched is here. It's really stupid.
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B
I don't remember the story lines, the names. I remember the color grade.
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A
I can remember the looks. I can remember where they were standing. I remember they were wearing. I can't remember everybody's character's name. I'll say that, because usually I don't pay attention. Yeah, I just go, that's Eddie Murphy. The Mark Lawrence in that movie. I don't think. Well, Bernie Mack. I don't remember bringing back Jing Lang. Jing Lang? Never mind. I do remember his name.
- [83:34]
B
You remember scenes.
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A
I remember all that, but I don't remember names all the time. Speaking of you guys, do what you can. I need Kevin Smith on this show. I want to sit there while he sits here and pick his brain for, like, three hours. Kevin Smith is under the. Not under the radar. Never getting, like a, wow, what a director. He doesn't really get that a lot. Kevin Smith has wrote and directed some amazing Movies. Cult classics. A string of cult classics. And we don't really mention him when we talk about directors, do you? I, I. Kevin Smith. We don't really talk about Kevin Smith when it comes to directors like that. But I just, I don't know how. I've never. I've only watched a part of it when I was in school, when I was in high school. I'd never seen the rest. Never finished it. I've looked for it. You can't find it on any streaming services. And then boom, two weeks ago, it finally came out on streaming. This movie's 20 years old. Dogma. I've never seen all of Dogma before. Wow. Holy. What a good movie. Incredible. It's funny, yet insanely biblical and weird. I loved every minute of it. I thought it was incredible. Go watch Dogma. I couldn't believe I've never seen the whole thing, dude.
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B
Anyway, what's it basically about?
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A
I don't even want to with you. I don't even want to, like, say it. It's hard. It starts off with two minutes of just text on black Screed. Do not do this. This movie is a movie. This is a movie. Don't be insane. Like they. It's about the Bible and like heaven and God and Jesus and the devil and good and evil and murder. But it's like Kevin Smith comedy is. Jameson Bob's in it, Chris Rock's in it. It's very weird. George Carlin's in it. You got some names in this thing, dude. Like, he got some big names. It's a great. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon are the main guys. It's a star studded cast, I'll say that. Anyway, love Kevin Smith. Love all of Clerks. Clerks three. Too sad. Clerks one's incredible. Clerks two, it's cool. But Clerks three is so sad. I don't remember anything else other than that. Five years. We did that. The papers. Yeah, we went over everything. Really? I just want to talk about that because I just watched the movie the other night. I can't believe I've never finished it. It's so good. Everybody go watch that. But also like tag him, Smith. Like, hey, go on this podcast. You'd love it. Yeah. How long we at? I'm holding one 14.
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B
135.
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A
Okay. It's okay. Anyway, let me take a dab.
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B
He will. He would love this show. I saw him on Theo show, I think.
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A
Kevin Smith.
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B
Yeah.
- [86:28]
A
Kevin Smith's so sick, dude. You see how skinny he got. Kevin Smith had a heart attack and Basically died like six years ago. Had a heart attack. Dead, done. And they brought him back. And ever since then he's been the only time I ever seen Kevin Smith. I was, I wasn't smoking a joint and I was flying through Baholand and I slowed down. I was like, ah, I like this terrible slowdown. I was like, oh, good thing there's a jogger. And I look and it's Kevin Smith. Just as Silent Bob, basically, with no trench coat, backwards hat, his hair same, like look like. I love it. I love that he made himself a character in his movies, but doesn't have to speak. He's there for comic relief and doesn't even speak. Only one time a movie does he say a line one to one, one line to one paragraph when he's had enough. What? It's been like a 35 year rundown. Clerks came out in the 90s. Dude, Clerks is incredible. Have you ever seen Clerks?
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B
No.
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A
We can shoot Clerks. It's a one camera, one camera movie. It's incredible. It's all about being inside of this liquor store this guy runs and next door his friend works at the video store. And it's a incredible movie shot. Amazing. In his hometown, where he's from. Shot the whole thing by himself with his homies and now his homies are in every movie. Like Adam Sandler. Every movie, his same homies, but as different characters. It's all great. You know what? It might be one of my favorite series of all time. My favorite trilogies ever is Clerks. It's so good damn. Part. You got to watch Clerks 1 just for the cinematography aspect of like it's all black and white. Shoots it black and white, everything. It's good. It's good, dude.
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B
It's a nice dab you have there, sir. What you say? It's a nice dab you have.
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A
You got a bunch of hash over there too. Did you bring your R?
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B
Yes, thank you.
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A
Mandatory yes.
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B
Yeah, I do gotta bring that every time.
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A
I'm so burnt.
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B
But we got some big guest episodes coming up. We won't say who.
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A
Yeah, there's a catch up solo to start up the year, but I am excited to go drive that car now. Go do some with it.
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B
Yeah, the suv. Maybach. Come on. And you. And you got the hydraulics. So you're nice, you're up in high.
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A
But I can't believe that worked. Would it actually start a bouncy? I. I couldn't believe it. It's kind of shocking how hard it.
- [89:13]
B
Was like a bounce house. Check out that on Instagram. I was blown out of control in it.
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A
All white interior. A lot of dabs in there. Instead of joints, I think. Or I got to make a ball or ashtray that, like constantly goes. It's sucks air down. So when I ash it sucks it down. Good thing I don't have any children with sticky hands.
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B
Oh, now the back seat is the sickest part.
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A
I'm so excited.
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B
Have you ever driven in the back of the back?
- [89:54]
A
Rocco took me down the street. Rosie took me down the street. Was it. I would like to, but now I can get in the back of this one.
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B
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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A
This one's not scary to drive. It's an suv. It's like driving a van. I'm telling you, when I was in there, it's like driving a van.
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B
Scared to drive. How the Maybach's like, just.
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A
It's just the thought of, like, don't scratch this. That's how I feel. Just don't it up, dude. All right. Marty 135.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Full episode. We did it. We're not rambling.
- [90:31]
B
No, this is.
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A
I got my protein shake made out of cow juice.
- [90:35]
B
Cow juice?
- [90:38]
A
That's that milk made out of bovine juice. Gross. No, man. I'll drink that later.
- [90:49]
B
You got, like, an actual protein smoothie? I mean, I've been drinking them. Yeah. Good.
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A
I had Rosie get me bone broth and put it in my quinoa.
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B
Okay.
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A
I did.
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B
I mean, you're taking the. You're taking the bone broth pills basically, right?
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A
Like, I don't want to eat meat, but if this helps me, I'm 100% going to keep taking these pills and taking these bean. I mean, bone broth. Go for it. Feel sick. Try to get better. Okay, guys, this has been a solo episode. We've hung out. We talked about Marty versus Rats. We talked about me drinking cow juice. Papers. A bunch of new people getting shot. Crazy. Coming up off Jack in the Box. A lot of stuff. There's a lot of little baby clips in here that are just stupid. But, yeah, crazy. 20, 26 in the comments. Accountability buddy. In the comments. Let's do it, guys. I'm back. I'm on it. I promise you, I'm on it. Hop in there with me every single month when we do a solo episode. I appreciate you guys.
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B
Ethical website all out.
- [92:09]
A
Check that out and support that ethica.com. go get them. Go get them. If you're a girl, watch this. Go buy them and wear them as shorts. She wears underwear with dick. Holes.
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B
Finally, The only time in life.
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A
He wrote that 20 years ago so he could use it today. It's one of the funniest things everybody said on camera. It's crazy. Oh, dude, David. We're gonna have David Lucas back on. I text this yesterday. I've been talking to Text lately, blowing my mind on how much I get done. I love it. I've been talking to Text lately. I just wrote three lines. Hey, what's up, man? Let me know next time you're back in la. Top of the podcast, in the studio. Let me know anytime you're free. This fool calls me immediately. What the. You know I'm dyslexic, dog. Don't be writing me hella. What did you say? I went, what do you mean? Because you wrote hella stuff. And it just didn't make sense to me. And I looked at it go. Oh, it's one long run on sentence.
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B
Yeah, be real careful.
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A
It was one long run on, you know, I'm dyslexic. I didn't know you were dyslexic. I'm gonna start doing stuff to you now to make you think that you're not. I'm start putting ease backwards so you.
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B
Get it so you think you're cured.
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A
He's backwards and O's upside down. He gets it more. That'd be crazy. All right, get the out of here with those hydraulics for a while. Oh, my God, that's so cool. Okay, guys, thank you for being here. Do us a favor. YouTube stuff, drop a. Like, make sure you're still subscribed. Notifications don't really go out. So every Single Tuesday at 12:30 on this channel, the full episode drops and then we drop clips throughout the week. But every single Tuesday, 12:30pm Pacific Standard Time, our time podcast comes out. And on Spotify, if it comes a little. It's late on Spotify, it's because sometimes it takes a second for it to upload and to show. It'll be uploaded on our end and everything. It'll just take a second to, like, pop out. I don't know. It happens. But we got you guys. Spotify, always uncensored, everything, all the time. YouTube. We just. We do what we can. We appreciate you guys. Thank you so much for being here. But we're here, right? We're not leaving YouTube. Thank you for being in the chat. Every Tuesday, 12:30, Spotify and YouTube. YouTube. I. Spotify is always the number one spot for us because, you know, they really like us. They like us a lot. And we're now monetized on there. So thank you for watching. We appreciate you guys. This has been a long, high rant, like always. Anything else?
- [94:55]
B
It's a nice way of putting it. We appreciate you guys kicking off the earth. All this big new we're super excited about. I mean, fueled by you, powered by you guys. So let's keep the moving.
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A
The INYN outro. They're on the strings.
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B
Yeah. Yeah.
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A
All right, guys. Thank you for being here. I appreciate. Oh, man. D P Burnt, dude. No, I just thought. I was just thinking, like, Back Street Boys concert. Like, we already did that. And I thought, yeah, that's why you're thinking of it, stupid. I was like, why are you talking to yourself twice? And I was like, oh, man. And then here we are. Hey, guys, thanks for being here. In sync and Backstreet Boys. Two different bands. Always remember that. Thank you guys for being here. We appreciate you. From the dope as usual podcast from Marty and I. Have a dope ass day.
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B
Perfect.
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A
I.
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B
Perfect.
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A
I.