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Eric Khan
Oh, you can. Perfect.
Thomas Joe
Perfect. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast. We are completely sober. Thank you so much for being here. I am Thomas Joe. Thank you so much for being here. This is my co host, Mario Neil. All slow.
Mario Neil
What's up, guys?
Thomas Joe
All super slow.
Eric Khan
He did just take a big rip.
Thomas Joe
He just took a big rip, guys. I don't know what installment this is, the third or fourth, but welcome back, Eric Con.
Eric Khan
Yeah, thanks for having me, guys.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, you did like the Wii.
Eric Khan
The Wii, the background noise. Background, yeah. Thanks for having me back, fellas. Appreciate y'all. The studio changes every time. I think it's pretty nice. It upgrades every time.
Thomas Joe
Oh, cuz. Outside, then in, all bare. And then we did the walls and then we changed to this.
Mario Neil
Yeah, that's a fair point. He's been here for each phase you have.
Thomas Joe
Let's go. All right, cool.
Mario Neil
We went for, like, a little bit easier on the eyes.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. Now the lighting's nice. The darker. I wish you guys could see the other side of the room. It's even more vibey. It's true.
Thomas Joe
It is. It's like you might get assaulted.
Eric Khan
That's a good one.
Thomas Joe
A good vibe. Yo. Being a guy is so much easier. I'll say that. I'll take going to war, the possibility of that in my generation, versus going, I can walk in the parking lot and be like, yeah, I'm probably not gonna get assaulted.
Eric Khan
Yeah, the girls go to war nowadays.
Mario Neil
Every parking lot, every walk through. You would have had to consider about that.
Thomas Joe
That is very scary. And what a way to start this episode.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Thanks for. Thanks for being here, guys.
Eric Khan
Or solo Ubers. Sometimes I'll be like, I'll call you an Uber. And she'll be like, nah, I'm not getting in the Uber. I'm like, oh, I guess, like, I didn't even think about that. They're like, what if the Uber just takes me? And I'm like, pictures of master Uber.
Thomas Joe
If I'm a guy, like, I'll sock.
Mario Neil
Him in the back every time I get in. I'm like, well, this is a stranger's car. I'm just getting on.
Thomas Joe
True. I posted a video. I got an Uber once. Remember the video of the guy with the. I got in this guy's car. He seemed super nice, but Brandon opened the door and went, I got a low rating or something last time.
Eric Khan
What city were you in?
Thomas Joe
I was in my house.
Eric Khan
Oh, yeah.
Thomas Joe
I got. I got. I got picked up at Enterprise to go back to My house. I dropped off my rental.
Eric Khan
Oh, my Enterprise. They sent like, it was an Uber. It was like a literal.
Thomas Joe
I got an Uber.
Eric Khan
Oh, okay. Okay.
Thomas Joe
I get in the car. I'm like, you know what? Maybe. Maybe somebody dropped some burning thing and it got like some burned ashes on the ground. There's like burn holes in the ground. And the man was all nice. I get in and went, oh, there's a video. You could probably find it. There's a video, I think on my adventures channel shorts. There's black spray gunk. Oh, funk. The. That venom's made out of.
Eric Khan
What the hell? What do you think it was?
Thomas Joe
I don't know, but I was sitting there like this. Don't touch it.
Eric Khan
Don't touch, like, decades old gum. Is there an old car?
Thomas Joe
No, it looked like maybe like it looked like splatter and then it got old.
Eric Khan
It's like blood.
Thomas Joe
I don't know. But it was nasty. It was.
Eric Khan
Did it stink or was it.
Thomas Joe
No, it didn't smell in there. So I was like, oh, it's okay. You know those hotels you check into? Like, yeah, this place might be bad.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Yeah. There.
Mario Neil
Carpet.
Eric Khan
There's carpet everywhere.
Thomas Joe
Carpet everywhere. But it's patterned.
Mario Neil
You ever just leave a hotel and just take the loss on the. On the. Whatever it was?
Eric Khan
Yeah, I'll get my money back for sure.
Thomas Joe
Yes. What's the worst hotel experience you've ever had?
Eric Khan
Worst hotel. Before you even get any topics, dude, it. It honestly might have been in Vegas. No.
Thomas Joe
Where you stay.
Eric Khan
I don't know if it was.
Mario Neil
Yes. That was my worst one of all time. Goddamn snot rockets on the.
Eric Khan
Oh, I can't even imagine that. I can't even imagine.
Thomas Joe
Rockets.
Mario Neil
Yeah. Best case scenario.
Thomas Joe
Best case. It's not rockets, dude.
Eric Khan
Honestly, I think my worst case wasn't even like an experience. It was when we were in Michigan doing like a little meet and greet, and the hotel, the chain banned me. And I didn't even smoke in my room, but we smoked in the homies room and he was fine and I got banned. Your name, huh?
Thomas Joe
Your name got banned?
Eric Khan
Yes. And it was like, if you ever try to book a name in our chain again, like, we'll call the cops on you. It was the Radisson. Radisson banned me.
Thomas Joe
Stop.
Eric Khan
Banned from the Radon, bro.
Thomas Joe
In Michigan or everywhere.
Eric Khan
I. I don't know. They just said to just don't step on our properties. They said, our properties. And I said, oh, they said. They said, don't come back. And I said, what? I Didn't even smoke, like in my room. I smoked on the property, bro.
Thomas Joe
Stop. Asian hate, dog.
Eric Khan
Come on, man.
Thomas Joe
What else could it be, man?
Eric Khan
That ended years ago.
Mario Neil
Not even in the room?
Eric Khan
No, no, I smoke in the homies room. Like in their room. And he didn't get banned. You didn't even get a smoking charge or anything? I got two smoking charges and got banned.
Thomas Joe
Oh, they did get you the smoking charge?
Eric Khan
Yes.
Thomas Joe
But you didn't smoke in your room?
Eric Khan
No.
Thomas Joe
Did you post like a snap or Twitter or something?
Eric Khan
Maybe like days after. Days after, you know, but.
Thomas Joe
But I don't know.
Eric Khan
Back to my room in the thing and I don't know, I don't know why I got. I got.
Thomas Joe
I'm sure you've met a hotel person at the front. Like, oh, I'm a fan at least once.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
Could you imagine, like whatever they're doing and they're just watching your live, you take rip stabs in the room and then try to go, I didn't smoke in there. Like, I'm a subscriber, man. I'm also a Twitch member, so I just saw you take rips in here.
Eric Khan
Oh, that's real. That be real.
Thomas Joe
And I don't show pictures when I'm taking dabs or anything in hotels. Cuz I've had people go, that's so and so floral.
Eric Khan
They know just because that's just showing out the window. Like one second they're like, I know.
Thomas Joe
I mean, you would if that's your hometown, right?
Eric Khan
Yeah, that makes sense.
Thomas Joe
Oh, in a heartbeat. Like, I know exactly where you're at.
Mario Neil
Do you get creepy little comments like that often? Like I casually just know exactly where you are and you wouldn't realize it.
Eric Khan
Nah. Every. Every once in a while I'll like, I'll up and like post a story. Like not live, but a few minutes before I leave. Or maybe I don't leave yet. And then it'll like, I'll be like, oh, I shouldn't have done. I was like, someone will come up and be like, well, it could have been bad. Like, who knows?
Mario Neil
Thomas, I was talking to one of my neighbors and he's in charge of like cyber security for hospitals. Because apparently people will hack hospitals, steal babies maybe, probably.
Eric Khan
But that's my first time.
Mario Neil
What he was saying was take over life support and then hold the whole hospital on hostage. They're gonna shut off all the life supports.
Thomas Joe
Isn't that vile? Super villain. Super villain.
Eric Khan
So it's actually insane.
Mario Neil
It's his job to make sure that doesn't happen.
Eric Khan
Whoa. I can't even imagine.
Thomas Joe
Isn't that scary to think about? Yeah, like, you could shut me. Oh, you hacked me and you killed my family.
Eric Khan
Like, my grandma's getting hacked right now.
Thomas Joe
They're like, what do you mean taking her HP down?
Eric Khan
The whole system's getting hacked.
Thomas Joe
Her body's being hacked. Sounds crazy. What would you do? You got with that girl. Yeah, we hooked up. What'd you do?
Eric Khan
I Actor man, that's in the future is gonna be. Are you ever gonna get, like, a. Not an implant, but nothing? Not even, like, never?
Thomas Joe
No.
Mario Neil
What about perfect vision?
Eric Khan
What about an advanced Apple Watch that. Like.
Thomas Joe
Oh, wait, no, I think he talks about, like.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I'm talking about the neuralink.
Thomas Joe
No, I'm not putting a brain implant. No, I'll take this. Ready? It's an insert that they put right here.
Eric Khan
Ready?
Thomas Joe
You know what it does? It makes you not get disease or it makes you healthy. Go healthy and goes. Hey, man. Yeah, don't worry. We got it.
Mario Neil
It's like a little Nicorette patch with.
Thomas Joe
I'll take that. I'll take a USBC port if you can plug in. Perfect health.
Eric Khan
O snap.
Thomas Joe
Also, I can jump high.
Mario Neil
I'm going to live.
Eric Khan
You get one extra perk. You get one extra perk.
Thomas Joe
One extra perk.
Eric Khan
Jumping high is a good one. Free Percocets. You just spawn them out of your arm. It's like a little factory line.
Thomas Joe
Like a Pez.
Mario Neil
No, you download them out my throat.
Eric Khan
3D5.
Thomas Joe
Oh, snap. Yo, what happened? We went from the worst hotels to this.
Mario Neil
Hold on. So what's your, like, current take on Elon Musk?
Eric Khan
Oh, people hating them right now, huh? I mean, he's doing some crazy salutes.
Thomas Joe
I think, and that's why he's like, my heart, my heart. People are like, oh, saying that's.
Eric Khan
They're saying, yeah, gave us harder wear.
Thomas Joe
It's. It's a thing.
Eric Khan
That's what he was saying.
Thomas Joe
They go like this. Like this, guys. Moving my hands.
Mario Neil
Yeah, gotcha.
Thomas Joe
Oh, my grandma's Jewish.
Eric Khan
He was, like, retweeting other politicians doing it. And he was like, what about these. These guys?
Thomas Joe
That fool's just kind of off and on the spectrum. He's like, other people do this, and they loved his public speaking, and I'm bad at public speaking, so do the gesture. What if he's just evil?
Mario Neil
Or is he just smart and trying to be helpful?
Eric Khan
Nah, I definitely think he's, like, smart and trying to be helpful. I think some people Try to discredit him too much, I think.
Mario Neil
Okay.
Eric Khan
But nah. Recently he's been acting up for show. I don't know. I mean, I'm always gonna, like, I use X and maybe one day I'll own a Tesla.
Thomas Joe
But use X and maybe own a Tesla. I'm always use X and maybe, you know.
Eric Khan
Pretty cool. That was pretty cool. You know, I use PayPal for a while before they banned me.
Thomas Joe
They banned you on PayPal?
Eric Khan
Just for weed stuff, I guess. Oh, for sure. But, like, I wasn't selling weed.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, Just paraphernalia, I guess.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Bong glass, ashtray.
Eric Khan
Got me.
Thomas Joe
Speaking of ashtray, where the hell is my ashtray?
Eric Khan
I can't find it.
Mario Neil
Oh, it's behind the jellonade.
Thomas Joe
Hey, thanks, Marty. Okay. My worst hotel experience. One of them. Ready. I was in Merced, where I'm from. I got a hotel, the same hotel I booked with me and my homies the first week of college. Like, hey, I was just taking a bunch of mushrooms. Everything we just got in college. How cool. First week, fun, fun. I got the room next to that. So that was a fun experience. Like, eight years later, I'm with Rosie. We're just passing by and it's too late. I'm not gonna hit people up. Like, I'm gonna stay at your house. So I was like, coming back to la and. You ready? I always had money on me. I'm always paranoid. Something kicked with Dorian in the middle of the night. Because they're like, yeah, I saw this guy going there. I don't know. So every hotel, I search every crevice of the spot.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
Right? So I guess, where am I going to stash my money at? That's what I always used to do when I was selling packs. So I lifted up the top mattress where the box spring is. I went, no, there was two huge syringes.
Eric Khan
What the hell?
Thomas Joe
Full of, like, Milky Way.
Eric Khan
Oh, there was like, in there.
Thomas Joe
It's like milky white. My brain keeps on going, say it was black. No, it wasn't black. It was milky white. That's why I went, what is this?
Eric Khan
Some cream?
Thomas Joe
But I looked at him.
Mario Neil
A syringe. Like two.
Thomas Joe
Two. Like, I have the picture.
Eric Khan
How large?
Thomas Joe
Syringes.
Eric Khan
Holy.
Thomas Joe
You know? But they were pulled back. Oh, they were like an extendo. Exactly. Extendo drugs.
Mario Neil
It could have been. Oh, gotcha.
Thomas Joe
All right, whatever.
Mario Neil
It was some penicillin or some.
Thomas Joe
It was just some helpful. Could have been, like, zombie apocalypse stuff.
Mario Neil
Would they have in Pulp Fiction, through her heart that brought her Back.
Thomas Joe
Exactly that thing. There's two of those. Anyway, I was there for less than three minutes because I was searching the room, looked at that point. Nah, went to the front, told the woman what I found, and she went, so you, like, want another room?
Eric Khan
Oh, I know.
Thomas Joe
I just want my money back. She goes, all right. Could not care less.
Mario Neil
Are you going to give me the needles or what?
Thomas Joe
Yo, I. I honestly wanted to get them and sell them, like, what's in here. I'll sell them to the tweakers outside to make up for my new room that I had to buy. It was Motel 6. What was I thinking?
Eric Khan
The motels o.
Thomas Joe
When you start, like, having a job.
Mario Neil
Your level of, like, standards for hotels got to be one of the first things that get affected.
Thomas Joe
It's just Rob getting robbed is what I'm so afraid of. Back then.
Eric Khan
You trust the little safes that are in there.
Thomas Joe
Oh, no. I would stay awake if I had to when I was selling weed. It was so stupid because I would try to travel so back and forth to places and I have to get a hotel and feel so paranoid the whole time.
Eric Khan
Yeah, or even driving. Driving's awful too, if you're doing.
Thomas Joe
Oh, yeah, that too.
Eric Khan
That's the worst.
Thomas Joe
No, now I can't do it, dude. It's too sketch. If I like, see, like, is that a pimp? Oh, there's a pimp right outside the door next to me. Oh, this is not the place to be. You know what I mean? You see some sketch. You ever see this sketchy spot?
Eric Khan
Yeah. What's the identifying thing of a pimp? The number one. You're like, oh, that's a pimp.
Mario Neil
Scrunch your ass.
Thomas Joe
This almost holding their pants. They look left to right. They usually look like the way Charlie Murphy would dress if he was a real, like, not a comedian like Dave Chappelle. I mean, like Eddie Murphy's brother.
Mario Neil
Oh, okay.
Thomas Joe
A Charlie Murphy. But not like, just looks like Charlie Murphy. Where I'm from, at least Charlie Murphy.
Mario Neil
I don't think of is like a pimp looking.
Thomas Joe
I do with the top, like with the. With the hat, with the feather.
Mario Neil
Oh, like players ball Charlie Murphy.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, but without the clothes. Just the hat. Like broke ass piss. Like, where I've seen, it's always like some.
Mario Neil
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
Older dude. It's never a younger gets like, older dude. Sits outside in a black truck.
Mario Neil
So funny. I just saw this exact guy that you're describing on soft white underbelly.
Thomas Joe
There he is.
Eric Khan
What a channel. Do you think channels like that exploit those people. Like, do you think that's exploitative content or do you think that's like education? Because there's like people. Because I try to cancel them all the time. Like, bro, more education. Right, I agree.
Thomas Joe
And a deep dive.
Eric Khan
I agree.
Thomas Joe
Spice did it. They'd be like, oh, wow, I've had.
Mario Neil
I told my older daughter to watch it. Probably didn't. But just because it's like he's not. He's probably. As long as he's paying them all the same to come on.
Eric Khan
Right.
Mario Neil
And all he does is just basically say go. And they do. They just go.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah.
Mario Neil
He's clickbaiting them into.
Eric Khan
I was pushing them into saying things or anything like that.
Mario Neil
He does have some completely insane people on there, but he also has some super normal, super smart people on there too. Some super rich people on there.
Thomas Joe
Sometimes comedians.
Mario Neil
Very, very strange. Yeah. Circumstances.
Thomas Joe
What a great channel. Oh, ready? Since the first time you've been here, crypto did not turn out what it used to be.
Eric Khan
Oh, we thought. What we thought.
Thomas Joe
Also another thing, I now watch YouTube. Remember, you're like, you don't watch YouTube. I don't know any YouTubers.
Eric Khan
Nice. You're moving now.
Thomas Joe
I now know who YouTubers are.
Eric Khan
Ooh.
Thomas Joe
Who are your top couple YouTubers? You watch that? You know, if I see a video, I'll watch it. If it's new.
Eric Khan
Nice for you.
Thomas Joe
Does it have to be weed at all?
Eric Khan
Yeah, no, no, no, for sure. I watch a lot of like video essay content. Like Patrick CC or what do you mean? Yeah, it's like almost documentary con. I don't want to call it. It's like a mini documentary. It's like a 20 minute informative video and it's just like informative.
Thomas Joe
Is it like a guy stream style and they just go kind of like the moist critic.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Sometimes it's not even a person doing this. It's like a. Yeah. And like every once in a while like show his face or something like that.
Thomas Joe
So yeah, the topics about with this.
Eric Khan
Person just like random. I mean it's usually like almost drama related things, but pop culture drama related.
Thomas Joe
Oh, like. Oh, it's like our version of like the Inquire magazine.
Eric Khan
Almost. Yeah. But yeah, it's about like a one topic though. If it was a mag, like it was a entry of a magazine or something like that. It's like video essay content. So like I almost want to pull up.
Thomas Joe
Let's see YouTube of Shade Room. The elongated shade room.
Eric Khan
Not so much like drama like that. But almost. But let me. Let me see.
Mario Neil
Do you prefer watching stuff that people have, like, written out and they're like, there's. They're basically reading it, or do you think almost?
Eric Khan
Almost. You can tell when it's, like, too scripted. You know what I mean? I don't really like content like that. I guess, like, the point of YouTube is to make, like, real authentic content, you know, and it's not like a script isn't authentic, but, you know, some people read the script in a certain way and it just is less engaging. So I like the unscripted stuff for sure. I feel like most people do, I would say. You know, I mean, I'm sure some.
Thomas Joe
People read off something, but.
Eric Khan
Yeah, just like those are some of the video titles that he makes.
Thomas Joe
Oh, yeah, exactly. Like, exactly. Oh, Patrick.
Eric Khan
Cc. Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Sorry. When you said it sound like you said a different name.
Eric Khan
Of course.
Thomas Joe
I don't think this guy.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
He's great. The white dude.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, There you go. Oh, there's a lot of. What's it called, like, serial killer content, you know, or like the. The true crime. The true crime stuff. True crime stuff goes hard. I like it.
Mario Neil
So you follow like, one episode or like a series? Episodes is about one mystery, basically. And they study it and break it down.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. About a certain one. And then there'll be, you know, certain other videos on other things. So it's a good variety, you know. That's like my favorite thing.
Thomas Joe
Any of the YouTubers. That's what I watch, but different. I watch for the comedy stuff.
Eric Khan
Oh, nice, nice, nice. Yeah, it's that exile, I'd say. My favorite YouTubers ever. Casey Neistat doesn't merely make videos anymore, but every once in a while he'll bless us with one. So that's good stuff. Jesse Wellens makes content.
Mario Neil
Sorry, were you there for his daily vlog?
Eric Khan
Yeah, for sure. That's when I love with him. That's when I fell in love with him. Nah, that's when I fell in love with Casey.
Mario Neil
How's that even possible?
Eric Khan
I don't know. I remember he made a couple videos just on the process, and it was, like, disgusting. I was like, what in the world? He, like, got home at, like, 11 and then just recorded until, like, 2, 3, made sure it was uploaded by 7am and then, like, went to sleep for a few hours and started recording again at 12 or, like 11 every single day for, like.
Mario Neil
Was it like almost hundreds and hundreds?
Eric Khan
Yeah. Yes. I want to say two years straight or something like, that it was crazy. It was crazy. It made some classics and made some classic videos.
Mario Neil
Time lapses and hyperlapses in New York City and transitions. You kind of pioneered that whole vlog style.
Thomas Joe
I don't know about him. I just know about the vlogs and the gifts about him. I just know that he's the guy that vlogs. Marty tells me about him.
Mario Neil
He's a badass marathon runner, too.
Thomas Joe
What?
Eric Khan
Nice. Yeah, he is. He runs crazy. Do you see the. Who are the. They're not brothers, but there are two Australians. There's, like, a group of Australians. Is it Raka Raka Rockaraka.
Thomas Joe
He showed me them. Yeah, they're awesome.
Eric Khan
Yeah. New Zealand.
Thomas Joe
Oh, my God. One of the first YouTube channels I ever saw that went, this is amazing. Their Avengers 1 for the tickets to go to Comic Con was so tired.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Superman drops the damn car on him.
Eric Khan
Oh, they're dropping a. A new movie soon. The first one was sick. First one was really good.
Thomas Joe
Dude, I love. Those guys are badass.
Eric Khan
I know.
Thomas Joe
Truly. We'll show you after.
Mario Neil
Yeah, give me a.
Thomas Joe
They do, like, Avengers style. Ready? I'm. I'm Superman. But I'm Superman. Well, I want those tickets. And they start beating the dog out of each other because they're actual skits.
Eric Khan
Or scripts, but they're actually, like, moving and stuff.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, they throw a car. They really get a car thrown in the shop. Like, they have a whole production team.
Mario Neil
Oh, okay.
Thomas Joe
There's 30 people probably off camera doing stuff. It's crazy for YouTube. Pretty sick. All right, cool, cool, cool. Let's get into the first actual question.
Mario Neil
I had one more.
Thomas Joe
Oh, you go.
Mario Neil
Have you been using AI in your workflow at all?
Eric Khan
Not really. Not really the workflow, but maybe, like, a few other things. Just random, like, tasks or something that I have to do or, like daily. Daily tasks. Almost like mundane things, more so workflow. But maybe I'll incorporate into the workflow a little bit. I feel like it's a little behind when it comes to, like, really creative, like, YouTube stuff, obviously, you know, but there's some things that it can automate and make easier, I think.
Mario Neil
Helps with thumbnails a lot.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Thomas Joe
What do you mean?
Eric Khan
How so? Yeah.
Mario Neil
Oh, you can make any background.
Thomas Joe
Oh. Oh.
Eric Khan
What program do you use?
Mario Neil
Leonardo AI.
Eric Khan
Leonardo AI.
Mario Neil
It's the best. That's my favorite by far.
Eric Khan
Yeah, AI's gotten. Damn AI. I remember AI. I mean, it's still kind of spooky like that. Just term AI just scares a lot of people. I Think. But it's crazy. The, the flip that happens so fast, maybe in like three months tops, where every single top brand was all of a sudden pushing their AI. Like Google, Adobe, they all have their own AI. All of a sudden it. Oh, it's like they all just did it.
Thomas Joe
That what Gronk is.
Eric Khan
Grok is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the X AI.
Thomas Joe
It's Grok.
Eric Khan
I think it's.
Thomas Joe
I thought it was Grok.
Eric Khan
I think it's Grok. I'm only thinking there's no N. But I don't know how it's pronounced. It's gr.
Thomas Joe
My brain automatically went to the big. The big guy.
Mario Neil
Are you like a Chat GPT master at all?
Eric Khan
Not master. I try to get good at prompts because I know it's going to be like the future. Yeah, no, it's going to be the future, but nah, not really. I use Mid Journey every once in a while to generate some like, ideas for merch and I'll send it to an artist after that. That's how I kind of use Chat.
Mario Neil
GPT makes badass images too.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chatgpt's images have gotten better for sure. I mean, damn, it's almost like four. Is it five four yet?
Mario Neil
Yeah, I got. There's actually a couple above four. If you got the premium.
Eric Khan
The primo. The primo. Damn, dude. Yeah, AI really is. I mean, it's the future. It's going to replace everything. It's going to be pretty crazy. It does sound pretty.
Thomas Joe
Everybody's kind of dumber.
Mario Neil
It's almost on the level of personal, like a low level part time personal assistant that I can just ask to.
Eric Khan
Would you ever buy a robot, like a personal robot that walked around like the little Apple bot or like the Elon Musk bot?
Mario Neil
You could get coffee and do little like that.
Eric Khan
I could set up the camera angle for you. Like, what do you want it to be? Oh, no.
Mario Neil
Dang, dji, come on.
Thomas Joe
Every time I did no math, if it let me sock it.
Eric Khan
You feeling sad, Thomas?
Thomas Joe
Are you feeling math quadratic formula hood? I suck the out of it.
Eric Khan
Damn. Nice. It's gonna turn on you eventually.
Thomas Joe
No, it's just a sparring partner robot. The one gym has a sparring.
Eric Khan
Or you can choose like the level it's on. They prank you and put it on 10.
Thomas Joe
It beats your ass and Ashton Kutcher comes up. Dog, we got you. I know it was assaulting you in the corner of the of the podcast.
Mario Neil
Room, but dry humping you in the October.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
It was actually just a hip trolling.
Eric Khan
You and damn trolling you. The robots are gonna get good man.
Thomas Joe
They scare me. I don't like you've been to the sphere in Vegas?
Eric Khan
No, not yet. I've only been to the outside.
Thomas Joe
Well, inside, they don't tell you there's a whole floor of robots.
Eric Khan
What? What are they from?
Thomas Joe
Irobot? Oh, they're human. Tall, with faces. I did this. I just covered my face because they said if they see your face, they will never forget it. If they talk to them, they will never forget what you said to them. You can go up and talk to it and ask questions. Hello.
Eric Khan
It'll probably be one of the first ones to talk to it too. Like in 10, 20 years there's gonna be a lot. Just opened it.
Mario Neil
Just open like he just bought a six foot six. Mars Attacks alien.
Eric Khan
Whoa.
Mario Neil
It's gonna show. Your robot's got to be like that so that it can then just chill in the corner like it's a statue. And people won't know it's a robot.
Eric Khan
And then it starts moving.
Mario Neil
Then you see their real intentions.
Thomas Joe
Wow.
Mario Neil
It reports. It prints you out an essay on why there's sketchy or why they're good. Oo, it's over there. Reading all their body temperature and heart.
Thomas Joe
Rate ran up when you asked about the payment.
Mario Neil
Here's my analysis of this.
Thomas Joe
Whoa. Shoot him. Shoot him.
Mario Neil
Then it just. If it decides those lasers go off.
Thomas Joe
Oh no. We just have a killer robot that decides anything. Marty. You're Skynet Marty. And we're. We're. John.
Eric Khan
Do you think that was it like a whistleblower or something that said the AI got sentient?
Thomas Joe
Dean.
Eric Khan
That's true. They were talking about it and he was like dude, hey.
Thomas Joe
How many times your phone just gone off and be like hey, I didn't ask you nothing. Now imagine a robot.
Eric Khan
Some listening.
Thomas Joe
And every day it's listening to stupid problems that we have. It's like this is what you're talking about, man.
Eric Khan
This robot.
Thomas Joe
What'd you say?
Eric Khan
I heard that assault you in a.
Thomas Joe
Dark corner of the lab. I like it.
Mario Neil
Have you like, has like opinions and. Which is really weird.
Eric Khan
Oh yeah.
Mario Neil
It conceptualizes things that isn't just spitting back.
Eric Khan
Our homie Charlie. You know our homie Charlie. Have you seen what he's been on recently? Our homie Charlie Depew has been really honest.
Thomas Joe
Oh, Charlie.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been really on his like AI kick recently. And he's into like the AI like not mind programming that Sounds like a weird way to put it, but it's like a visual learning. So you input like as much of your brain power and input as possible into the AI learning machine. And it imitates exactly what you do and exactly how you think things. And it's like disgusting. And he's like. He says it's the future. It's like a mini. Like you talk to it. And it's not just a robot. It's like you. It's you. Yeah.
Mario Neil
Your avatar.
Thomas Joe
It's your brain.
Eric Khan
Right. Right.
Thomas Joe
Nope. Somebody's gonna write some. Look what you said, I don't remember saying. Definitely me. Yeah.
Eric Khan
Reply to emails for you. It's like. Wait a second. Something I would say.
Thomas Joe
I almost said the wrong word. I misspelled so and so. There's two GS. I called him with one G. Doesn't make sense. There's two GS in that. I would misspell that.
Eric Khan
In the country.
Thomas Joe
In the country. No, I would never do that. That sounds disgusting and dumb. Nope. Okay, so chip in the arm, plug it in.
Mario Neil
Yes.
Thomas Joe
Perfect health. I. I agree with that.
Eric Khan
But where does it stop?
Thomas Joe
That's as far as I go. Everybody else. Oh, BBL button.
Eric Khan
What? If you could just press a button that's like increase your intelligence a couple point.
Thomas Joe
I don't know if I want to do that though, because I got. That'd be cheating. That'd be cheating. But to give me some health, that's. That's not cheating. Health pack.
Eric Khan
You're getting the mind pack instead of the physical. You know, health.
Thomas Joe
It just goes like this plug in. Goes arteries.
Eric Khan
Now clean the other one. The other one is like the. The other meter in the game. Like the blue meter instead of the red. Yeah. You got to get your mind.
Thomas Joe
Or certain people, we can just be like, boom. Turn his racism button down, cuz this feels.
Mario Neil
Aw, yeah, that be good for their own good type.
Eric Khan
What if you can hack someone and just turn it all the way up?
Thomas Joe
Whoa. Mid speech. Mid speech. Why'd you let that one in here? Why is this guy in here? Or why is this thing in here?
Mario Neil
Commercials. In your dreams. That'd be nice.
Thomas Joe
Wait.
Mario Neil
Start running Tesla commercials, I think.
Thomas Joe
Isn't that like a black mirror? Black mirror is too much for me.
Eric Khan
Yeah, it's too realistic.
Thomas Joe
So realistic.
Eric Khan
It's gonna happen. All that. All of it's gonna happen.
Thomas Joe
All of it's gonna happen and already happening.
Eric Khan
I like the stats one. The stats one where everybody has stats. Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Social credit score. You haven't seen that China.
Eric Khan
No, that's real. I, I think in Korea they're trying to Boxer.
Thomas Joe
They took his credit.
Eric Khan
They're trying to say it's not real. Because recently I'm like, see all these comments are like, yes, I'm Chinese. It's not real. And I'm like, like, am I to believe that comment? I guess that.
Thomas Joe
Say it again. Just like your accent that you did, man, that was great. Incredible.
Mario Neil
The best one to me was where.
Thomas Joe
Like oh, they talking about accents. It was like what best one.
Mario Neil
What Anybody that used this hashtag to like, oh yes, hashtag I hate you or whatever then got put on the list to get when the. They took over all the bees. And now the bees come and they drill through your brain. Cuz that's.
Thomas Joe
That's an episode.
Eric Khan
Oh an episode of the show Black Mirror.
Thomas Joe
Like. Yeah. In London just put out information. No, but you see that in real. In London, this freedom of speech. You can get arrested for saying certain things.
Eric Khan
Oh yeah. Certain parts of country and certain parts of Europe in general. I think Germany. Some people get arrested in Germany.
Thomas Joe
Wait, wait, wait. Germany will arrest you for saying hateful things. Where was.
Eric Khan
They changed. They've changed three years ago. They've changed up. They learned their ways.
Thomas Joe
You know what, what a progressive country to go. You know what, dog? There's a lot of ashes right here.
Eric Khan
They got like a woman leader right now. So they're really on top.
Thomas Joe
And then. Yeah, exactly.
Eric Khan
Of progressiveness.
Thomas Joe
And then like, you know, let's get, let's get a lady in here. Also. You can't say he's a scary lady too. That two G word. No more. And if you do say the two G word, go to jail.
Mario Neil
First and foremost.
Eric Khan
Even online, it's the people saying it online, you know.
Thomas Joe
Oh yeah.
Eric Khan
It's like get ready for it.
Thomas Joe
Yeah.
Eric Khan
Your crib for Facebook posts.
Thomas Joe
Getting arrested. Incredible.
Mario Neil
Damn.
Thomas Joe
Never. It wouldn't. The streets would be bare, the amount of that. People say all the 11 year olds that play Call of Duty, Prison for life. All of them.
Mario Neil
The whole generation.
Thomas Joe
Gone. Perfect workforce. All the cashiers are just prisoners. These are all Black Mirror dudes.
Mario Neil
Yeah, go ahead.
Thomas Joe
Black Mirror, brown window. That's my version of it. Like. Oh, brown is a look into the future. Oh, that was so stupid. All right, can we get the first topic? How long we been here? Marty? I'm going to say one on 38 minutes, 39. Oh four.
Eric Khan
What episode number is this? You know?
Thomas Joe
228.
Mario Neil
No, it's up there a little more.
Thomas Joe
We're past 209.
Mario Neil
Okay. Tommy G was 200. No, no, you're right. You're right, you're right.
Eric Khan
Tommy G's the man. That's another content. That. But like, Brandon Buckingham. Tommy G. Like that.
Mario Neil
Yeah, he was 200. We had Brandon on like, 10. He was probably like 190.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, we. I like Josh Wiseman, the cooking guy. Yeah, yeah, he's dope. I like him. I like Will Tennyson.
Eric Khan
Is that he's like a You.
Thomas Joe
He's like. He has the face of, like, perhaps a serial killer or nicest man of all time.
Eric Khan
Does he do the fitness stuff or.
Thomas Joe
He's a fitness dude.
Eric Khan
Yeah. The rich James or whatever.
Thomas Joe
He does stuff like that. I don't like that one as much. He does like. He's great. He's family friendly. And he says some wild outlandish without.
Eric Khan
Saying every once in a while.
Thomas Joe
He says some hilarious things sometimes.
Eric Khan
Oh, man, the gun tubers are. Do too. I watch a couple gun tubers. Like, Grantham Hickok 45 is a classic. He's a super old dude that's just been doing it for years, I guess. All these videos, like, 15 years ago maybe. And he just gets outside and this. I don't even know where he is. It's in the same scene every time. Looks like it's a backyard or something. He's just shooting guns. It's lit. Test, like, reviews every single gun that you've ever heard of. All the ones from Call of Duty. All the ones like.
Thomas Joe
See, I don't. I don't know about those. I need to find those. I like the guy whistling Diesel. You ever seen him?
Eric Khan
No, no, no, no, no. Half slim diesel. The outdoor guys are pretty cool. Like, mav and stuff.
Thomas Joe
This guy was like, how to destroy a Ferrari in one hour. Like, destroying a Wraith or Tesla truck testing. And he'll, like, run into a wall, drive it off this. Put C4 in the. In the. On the Tesla. On the Tesla truck. He put C4 on a Dodge, like, to test it, comparing it. He does some cool, man.
Mario Neil
I like Dr. Mike. Ever seen him? Doctor tells the dude. He's like, little dude.
Thomas Joe
The guy you showed me.
Mario Neil
Fitness dude.
Thomas Joe
Yes. Yes.
Mario Neil
Yeah, but he's hilarious.
Thomas Joe
He's, like, really buff. Matt, Sarah. Yeah.
Mario Neil
Like, he's like.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. Why? He's the whole. He's the. The thing. The human form of the thing.
Mario Neil
But he's actually, like, a neuroscientist. But he could be a comedian. I want to get him.
Eric Khan
Have y'all had On Andrew Callahan?
Thomas Joe
No, no.
Mario Neil
Well, he just got pitched to us, actually.
Eric Khan
Yeah, Actually, they just n. You got to do him.
Thomas Joe
Yeah.
Eric Khan
He's probably like my favorite out of those. Out of those Investigative channels. Channel 5. That's.
Thomas Joe
That's the guy right there. The Juggalos one was great.
Eric Khan
Like, I met him randomly at like a lyrical lemonade festival like two years ago. Was dope to have a picture with him. I found it on my phone. I was like, no way. I forgot that happened. I was like, yeah, his.
Thomas Joe
He's from 1988. He's a reporter, Dallas, Texas. All right.
Mario Neil
I like the dude that does the BMX rides through. Competent.
Thomas Joe
Oh, yeah, he's great. He's great. He goes down Figoa.
Eric Khan
I love the guy down Fig.
Thomas Joe
He does a crazy place Dud.
Eric Khan
I can't believe Fig's a real place. It's like, no way.
Thomas Joe
The first time I saw. I went.
Eric Khan
I've still. I've never seen it. I've never seen it with my own eyes. No. Down the street from my old crib in Hollywood, there was just like hookers lined up on the side. But it wasn't in broad daylight. It wasn't in broad daylight like it is.
Thomas Joe
You haven't seen Looks like Grand Theft Dog.
Eric Khan
That's what I'm saying. The ones at nighttime near my old place did. But I've never seen it in broad daylight.
Mario Neil
247 broad daylight.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. Like there's pictures I've seen. Like, photographers will get a picture and there's a school bus in the background, kids getting dropped off. And there's. And there's the chick just chilling her.
Thomas Joe
Her nails and hair down that road to the right like three miles past like 64th or 68th Street. And I didn't even drive my blue car over there because my homies on the building, like, hey, man, I don't know if you want to drive for real.
Mario Neil
It's like legal down there though, isn't it?
Eric Khan
I don't think.
Mario Neil
Isn't there like a law where they can't like harass them?
Thomas Joe
I don't know. But when I drove by, I went, for real.
Eric Khan
I think it's decriminalized or something to streetwalk or whatever in like a zone.
Mario Neil
Like the skit.
Eric Khan
No, no, no.
Thomas Joe
The skid row of hookers, people wearing.
Eric Khan
It's unbelievable.
Thomas Joe
It's like being in a strip club. It's 2:30 in the afternoon.
Eric Khan
What is happening makes. It's actually GTA. You think? It's just like a video game.
Thomas Joe
You're like, no, it looks like NPC's just pacing.
Mario Neil
Yeah. Oh, God.
Eric Khan
They just walk around. Or the funniest part is when they get out of the car and you're like, ah. Like, no way. You're like, no way. Like, get a picture of this guy. Like, get a picture of this guy.
Thomas Joe
Either it went down or he was like, you know what? I changed my ways. You have to get out of my car.
Eric Khan
No, I doubt it.
Thomas Joe
Nine times.
Mario Neil
Never happened before.
Eric Khan
Maybe he's like, you know what? I actually don't like you.
Mario Neil
Oh, yeah?
Thomas Joe
Actually, I don't like you. Get out of my car.
Mario Neil
It was like that. 30 seconds passes and like, this is insane.
Eric Khan
I bet you the pimp comes after you or something, right?
Thomas Joe
And you know what? He looks like Charlie Murphy.
Mario Neil
That's the last thing. Last dude you want coming after you.
Eric Khan
You.
Thomas Joe
Oh, for sure.
Mario Neil
You got to see, paper soldiers still have it. Come on.
Thomas Joe
Okay, first topic. I'm sorry. Are you ready? I saw your post 2024 hash graveyard.
Eric Khan
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
Thomas Joe
Okay, so you had at least over 400 jars in, right? If you're smoking a gram a day. Oh, if it was a gram jars.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Two gram jars. So it was like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
Okay.
Eric Khan
200, 180, something like that.
Thomas Joe
So you do realize that there's no way you held on to every jar.
Eric Khan
Yeah, there's probably something I threw away. Lots got lost throughout the. Yeah, you're right. You think? Lots. I tried. I tried. I made it.
Thomas Joe
Have you taken that weren't in your jar.
Eric Khan
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. You're taking other people's day. Or maybe with the jars I was giving out, though. You know, sometimes selling yourself short is what he's getting. I was giving dabs up.
Thomas Joe
Okay, all right. That too. When you said it, I went. And you did the math. I went, no, there's no way. I've seen this. We'll take point threes. He's taking multiple. There's no way. There has to be more because it came out to like, a gram 0.1 or something.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, like a gram a day, which is like, sometimes I don't take dabs per day. You know, sometimes more flour. Make it up for them.
Mario Neil
Like how? Like a flower.
Thomas Joe
Okay, Grandma.
Mario Neil
Hash a day.
Eric Khan
Maybe like, let's see, whatever. Like four or five bong rips is and like, maybe a joint. So, like, I think that's an eighth.
Mario Neil
Maybe in a 24 hour period.
Thomas Joe
Maybe.
Eric Khan
I don't really like smoking the first few hours of the day. So a little bit after that.
Thomas Joe
Ever.
Eric Khan
Every once in a while. Maybe a weekend. Like a Sunday morning. Football's on early on the West Coast. Like 10:00am I kind of like it.
Mario Neil
I'm kind of used to it.
Thomas Joe
Oh, okay. Hold on. You guys have to deal with that. If our 5:00 game started, your 8:00.
Eric Khan
7:00 for me.
Thomas Joe
So it would be 11:00. The game's on. That sucks for you guys.
Mario Neil
Yeah. You're like having to go to bed as a kid.
Thomas Joe
Oh. Without the game being over. Oh, no, no. I just move.
Mario Neil
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
I'm with my whole family. Dude. No, I put my kids through that. I know it's third quarter, but go to sleep. Oh, that's.
Mario Neil
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Every Monday we're tired. And every Tuesday morning.
Mario Neil
Yeah. The east coast does kind of get screwed.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, that's stupid.
Mario Neil
Starts at like seven.
Thomas Joe
That's not fair.
Mario Neil
Maybe. Maybe even later.
Thomas Joe
One o'clock for you guys, no matter what.
Eric Khan
You like the west coast better, Marty. Don't lie. Yeah, 100 better. I wonder if that's a rare opinion. People have ride for the east coast very heavily.
Mario Neil
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
They can't deny that it's better over here.
Mario Neil
My wife is like very sentimental and romanticizes. Is like Buffalo.
Eric Khan
Oh, nice.
Mario Neil
She loves it.
Eric Khan
But it's like, you know, it's a nice place. Were chicken wings really invented there?
Mario Neil
Allegedly.
Thomas Joe
At Marty's house. Right, right.
Eric Khan
The Buffalo wing.
Mario Neil
It was right next to the studio I used to cook up at, so.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
I used to cook up at that studio. I like the word play, Marty.
Mario Neil
It's a place called Anchor Bar and allegedly they invented them.
Eric Khan
Whoa. Like a bin. Is that a chain now or.
Mario Neil
No, it might be another one.
Eric Khan
I was gonna say.
Thomas Joe
I feel like it might be another one.
Mario Neil
It's in the.
Thomas Joe
They did not capitalize. Nice. Buffalo.
Mario Neil
Buffalo's got one nice little pocket of.
Eric Khan
An area and it's in there. It's right there.
Thomas Joe
Stop. Has a version called Buffalo.
Eric Khan
Every. Every place does it.
Mario Neil
Buffalo Wild Wings just took that whole.
Eric Khan
Lane and Wild Wings. I feel like they got steroid chicken wings.
Thomas Joe
Yeah.
Eric Khan
They're meat it up. They're meeting.
Mario Neil
Mass producers.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, yeah. Like you pumped it full of water.
Mario Neil
Whatever you gotta do.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
To make this.
Mario Neil
I swear to God, if they don't play Bill's games exclusively on Sunday at Buffalo Wild Wings, I'd be very upset.
Eric Khan
What's up with that? Yeah. That is that is messed up.
Thomas Joe
Sorry. Facts. Hash graveyard. Oh, what in your opinion is a decently priced gram of hash? Oh, that's still fire. But you're like, yo, I would smoke this as head stash. What would you pay without going?
Eric Khan
Oh, tax, probably like 60 to 80, I think. Yeah, 60, 80 per gram? Yeah. Top. Top 80, top 81 is like, damn.
Thomas Joe
I paid 100 the other day.
Eric Khan
I've definitely paid 100 many times. And it's like it's first time in a minute though.
Thomas Joe
Oh, like for a hundred? No, no, because I always get. Once I get her like 80. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a hundred. It was, it was cool. It was cool.
Eric Khan
So it was worth the extra 20 bucks per gram? I don't think so. Right? Yeah, I mean they're two gram jars. Only only had to cop the two.
Thomas Joe
Bills for your jar, man.
Mario Neil
Was the double Decker thing two grand?
Eric Khan
That thing's cool. I've seen a couple of those. Seen a couple of.
Thomas Joe
I don't know how much it was.
Eric Khan
Oh, dude.
Thomas Joe
Because I bought it with a bunch of stuff.
Eric Khan
My old neighbor, he moved out now, but he was the first person that I ever saw with that. I moved in and just started smoking and he was like, yo, bro, like I smoke too. And he's been making hash turns out for like years. Like really decade or something like that. Yeah, it's awesome. And then he was the first one I ever, ever saw with like a double stack jar like that on the top and the bottom with the turps. I was like, I was like, this is sick.
Thomas Joe
That shit's so cool. Yeah, that truly made me feel like.
Mario Neil
What a winner's a neighbor.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I know. It was so random. It was so random. Dude, he had like heady ass glass and like everything. And then the other neighbor is like a family with two kids. And I was like, dude, did they.
Mario Neil
Ever like, was that an issue?
Eric Khan
Nah, never. It's, it's. They're pretty chill. They're pretty chill. My car's all loud and. And they're just, they're chill with it.
Thomas Joe
Loud as hell, actually. Okay, so 60 to 80. I find that reasonable too. Yeah, we get it. You can get it for 25. We totally understand.
Eric Khan
That's what they all say. That's what they all say. What do you think about cheap weed?
Thomas Joe
If it's cheap and fire, it's fine with me. As long as we fire account, which costs. Yeah, but that's, that's the key.
Eric Khan
You ever get scared with weed? That's like, maybe too Cheap. When. When does weed get too cheap? And you're like, wait, when the towns.
Thomas Joe
Are under a thousand dollars?
Eric Khan
Damn. Yeah. That is. Oh, what questionable meth.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, but you know, some people, it's different palates. Because some people, I can get it for 700. It's fire. Like, it's your version of fire. We all have different versions of fire. You know, some people eat a steak and go dance fire. And some people go, that is burnt to a Chris dog. I would never eat. You know what I mean? People have opinions, dude. There's different. Some chefs wouldn't eat certain chef's food because, like, that's what.
Eric Khan
You're still vegan.
Thomas Joe
No.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Thomas Joe
Human beings from the head down. Like that.
Eric Khan
Feet first or head first?
Thomas Joe
Head first.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Thomas Joe
I like you to see it happen. He's like, oh, I guess the other way would be better.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. Feet first.
Mario Neil
He's barely dipped his toe into vegetarian.
Eric Khan
Shout out to the the homie Jay. He's been eating meat.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, I just saw him recently. That F's eating a whole entire horse steaks. Super smack J. Oh, no.
Mario Neil
Oh, he is.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, I saw him recently, dude.
Eric Khan
He's in meat Shout out to the bull.
Thomas Joe
Crazy.
Eric Khan
I saw him for the first time in a while too, and I was like, whoa, nice, bro. Meat way.
Thomas Joe
Meat way. I'm out of the meats, man. I'm good right now. But, you know, it's okay.
Eric Khan
Maybe in the future. Cheese is. Cheese is a good step.
Mario Neil
Eggs. No.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, I mean eating eggs and stuff.
Eric Khan
Oh, right. As they got expensive. It's a shame.
Thomas Joe
That is shame. I didn't even think about that. Damn it.
Mario Neil
Oh, yeah.
Thomas Joe
I waited eight and a half years. You know what? No, I'm real shitty at that. Was the arcade where the light goes like this. You have to land on your circle. Terrible.
Mario Neil
Like the game we lost at Cool Kicks.
Thomas Joe
Yes. No, that was different. Marty almost won a pair of like three.
Mario Neil
I didn't want to think about it.
Thomas Joe
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Oh cool.
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Eric Khan
Dang.
Thomas Joe
Because if you. I I didn't see all the same jar.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I smoked. I tried to smoke.
Thomas Joe
I've probably smoked five different companies in the past two years.
Eric Khan
Wow. No way.
Thomas Joe
I don't really smoke that much.
Eric Khan
The hash house is probably up there. That toad venom. Yeah, it's probably up there.
Thomas Joe
I mean I was top five and it's just. Oh, I just buy a bunch of.
Eric Khan
So it's always the same companies or the, the competitors. Fun too. I just like competitive stuff like the frog poison. How they.
Thomas Joe
I haven't tried. See, I don't, I don't. I only go to one spot to get. You know what I mean?
Eric Khan
Like I don't talk to anybody.
Thomas Joe
I'm always doing something. I'm always working.
Eric Khan
I don't.
Thomas Joe
They have in people's houses.
Eric Khan
My homie out of Vegas Einbay. Probably some of the best hash out there. I with him. Yeah, it's Salt Bay, but it's got Einstein's face.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, Nick showed me that.
Eric Khan
Hell yeah fire. I love that stuff. He's the man for show. He's the man. Every time in Vegas guys stop by. So yeah, that's. There's probably three in there. Let's see where there's one more throw.
Thomas Joe
Dead ass Rosin from New York is good.
Eric Khan
Ooh, I never tried them. Yeah, that's Ros.
Thomas Joe
I think it's. It's just a Tim Timberland boot.
Eric Khan
Nice as the logo, I'm pretty sure.
Thomas Joe
And squishing the hash.
Mario Neil
Sick.
Thomas Joe
Dead ass rosin. What a. What is this? Some dead ass Ros.
Eric Khan
Damn.
Thomas Joe
That from the east coast.
Eric Khan
Feel good's definitely up there. I smoked a lot of feel Good.
Thomas Joe
Feel good. Isn't that another brand?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, that's another brand, right?
Thomas Joe
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. This is like a sister company, right?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody but I can't remember. Yeah. So feel goods up there or I think Calia on the rec mart can get that at the store. I love Cal. Yeah, I love Calia. Shout out to Mark and really he's over there.
Thomas Joe
Really good.
Eric Khan
Awesome, awesome stuff. Yeah, that Pia tellin out, right?
Thomas Joe
I haven't tried that before.
Eric Khan
Well we never tried Piazza.
Thomas Joe
I mean they're awesome. It was.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I did bring.
Thomas Joe
Look at it real quick, please. Is it like accessible. It was New York.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
That was nice.
Mario Neil
Is that hoodie your brand?
Eric Khan
Yes, yes. I just started my hoodie brand like 70 something days ago. Yeah, yeah. Listen, this hash one, this is my Vegas collection. I just went to Vegas.
Thomas Joe
Oh, okay. Got you.
Eric Khan
Okay.
Thomas Joe
I was wondering what the chip was.
Eric Khan
In it, but this, my sober chip, it says. Yeah, it says hash, but 710 chip and flowers, one with the 420 chip. It's pretty funny. It's pretty fun.
Thomas Joe
Nice. Dude. It's all hoodies.
Eric Khan
We have sweatshirts and T shirts as well. But the hoodies sell the best right now, at least because it's winter time. But those are the ones I wear the most, too. So nice.
Thomas Joe
Dude.
Eric Khan
I call it a hoodie brand, but it's an apparel brand.
Thomas Joe
And it's hashish, correct?
Eric Khan
Yes. Hasish la. Hashish la is the website www.
Thomas Joe
Hashish la.
Eric Khan
And that's all close all close ships next day on all countries. All countries.
Thomas Joe
Oh, wow.
Eric Khan
Most countries. I don't say all.
Thomas Joe
I say we just got a package back today and it said this jurisdiction no longer accepts American packages.
Eric Khan
Ooh.
Thomas Joe
Just this part of Australia doesn't accept us, Donald.
Mario Neil
No monthly drops.
Eric Khan
I'm gonna start doing. We do like, like twice a month. I'm trying to aim for twice a month. Wow. So, yeah, something like that.
Mario Neil
Like one new item twice a month.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, like one new collection. A collection being like two or three pieces. Nothing like too insane.
Thomas Joe
This smells so familiar. This smells so damn good. What? What is it? Explain what. What?
Mario Neil
That?
Eric Khan
Is that so Piatella. Piatella is a term that was invented by a guy named Uncle's Farm. He lives in Spain and it's a term for cold cured hash. Now he didn't invent cold cured hash, which is. People get it twisted. People have been doing cold cured hash, I'm sure for years and years, maybe decades or something like that. But he was the first person to give it, like a name. You know what I mean? Like, this is called this.
Thomas Joe
What makes that different from hash Ross?
Eric Khan
So it is not pressed. So before it's pressed, you know how people put into the pucks, you put it in like Saran wrap or a certain type of material.
Thomas Joe
It's just ice ash.
Eric Khan
Let's just have ice ash. And you just leave it in a dark place. They don't. No one knows how long. Weeks, Months. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
That's why it looked like.
Eric Khan
And it's got the buttery consistency though of hash rods.
Thomas Joe
It looked incredible. That's just Ice hash.
Eric Khan
Yes. Yes.
Thomas Joe
It looks like.
Mario Neil
It's not like, funky. It's more fruity and white.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
Do you remember Fruity company Bamf?
Eric Khan
I feel like I do.
Thomas Joe
I'm pretty sure they're the ones that had, like, the crazy. Just. It looks like trichoma head.
Mario Neil
This is glistening. Looks like it has like. Like it's.
Eric Khan
That's just got the tricom heads.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, that's what you squish into rosin, Marty. Oh, but that looks so good.
Eric Khan
You just smoke it off of that right now. Yeah. So people. You can dab that. It's pretty. It's pretty awesome, to be honest.
Thomas Joe
For sure. You could dab it. Just put. It looks so much. It doesn't look like ice hash at all.
Eric Khan
Right.
Thomas Joe
I haven't seen that goop in a long time.
Eric Khan
It's got a crazy little consistency. So Shout out Uncle's Farm or anyone who's making it.
Thomas Joe
And he. So he just named it?
Eric Khan
Yeah, he just named it that. So.
Thomas Joe
So he's cold curing ice hash, which is already cold, but he's like, curing in a certain way.
Eric Khan
Yeah, he's carrying a certain way. No one really knows how he does it. People try to imitate it. And secret. It's like a secret. It's like a proprietary message. But people. But people do their legions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's pretty damn close, you know?
Thomas Joe
Really?
Eric Khan
Right. So apparently you just put it in Saran Wrap for a few weeks, a few months. No one knows how long, but you get it out after a certain while and it just, like, starts leaking in this little material and you can start cutting it with a knife and stuff for that. It's pretty awesome.
Thomas Joe
That is very cool.
Eric Khan
It's pretty incredible. The flavor and everything's extraordinary.
Thomas Joe
I've seen people do videos on it, but what does that mean?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
For a minute.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Thomas Joe
Cali Sifco, I think. I don't know if it goes by that name anymore, but professor said that's the first person I saw with that. There's so many things, dude, I don't know anything. I don't know any hash thing, like companies or anything like that. I need to start expanding. I smoke. I will, like, give me five of the two hours of the same flavor, but like, three different flavors.
Mario Neil
John's holding you back.
Thomas Joe
There we go.
Eric Khan
That's what you want to say?
Thomas Joe
John's holding me back.
Eric Khan
Hold you back with the bomb flavors? Yeah.
Thomas Joe
I need to go try some other stuff, man, because damn, dude. I saw. Anyway, I Brought up the graveyard because I saw so many different companies, dude.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I like trying different stuff for sure. I feel like that's like the beautiful thing about cannabis. I'm the same way. But if you go to a restaurant and I'm like, I don't want one thing. I want to get like. Like a bunch of small things, you know, instead of one big thing, I.
Thomas Joe
Just started doing that.
Eric Khan
That's the way.
Thomas Joe
That's the way I always get the same.
Eric Khan
We'll share it, guys.
Thomas Joe
Everywhere I go, dude, every time I.
Eric Khan
Was gonna ask, like, yeah, some people are trying new things every time. Or some people are like, I know, I like this. I'm get this.
Thomas Joe
Damn it.
Eric Khan
It's a different thing, you know, it's just the. Just a vibe thing.
Thomas Joe
I need to know where to get more hash. Which people? Like, you don't know where to get hash. I'll talk to nobody. I'm just working, just regrinding, super, super busy. So I don't know where to go, man. And all my friends used to do trappy own legal companies now. So, like, where do I go?
Eric Khan
Yeah, it's hard to backdoor stuff in Cali. It's like, not impossible, obviously, but like, it's tough. It's all on metric and like the feds are watching.
Thomas Joe
Oh, God. Is that a donut?
Eric Khan
It is a donut.
Thomas Joe
What company?
Eric Khan
This is from the boys. Brave farmer.
Thomas Joe
Brave farmer.
Eric Khan
Brave farmer. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Got some nice texture to it. It's that.
Thomas Joe
Oh, I like this.
Eric Khan
It's one of their proprietary strains. That's like what kind of got them popping recently.
Thomas Joe
Yun Yun.
Eric Khan
That's what they call the hash. I think Hagashi is the flower name.
Thomas Joe
Oh, this is racist. That's Japanese.
Eric Khan
Yes. I think. I don't know.
Thomas Joe
Me and Mars. I don't know what Japanese sounds like. I'm like, it sounds like much more emphasis and aggression.
Eric Khan
Yes, yes, yes.
Thomas Joe
Almost like somebody's out of breath. I'm not lying for sure. I'm. I'm right, man. I'm right. Okay, so what is the best train of the year, man? What was your favorite straight. What was your favorite hype of 2024 on some wheat? What's your favorite hype of the of the year?
Eric Khan
I think it was Super Boof.
Thomas Joe
You love it?
Eric Khan
I love it. I love Super Boo. Got some really? Yeah, Super Boost.
Thomas Joe
My.
Eric Khan
One of some of my favorites.
Thomas Joe
Really?
Eric Khan
I like that.
Thomas Joe
What a name. It's like, what's the sound?
Eric Khan
Scares you away.
Thomas Joe
Straight dog.
Mario Neil
I respect.
Eric Khan
Scares you away.
Thomas Joe
Trash it's called the trash empanada. It's delicious. That's what super boof is like. Boof, Right. Okay, so it's straight orange powder. Yeah, it's like the orange.
Eric Khan
My favorite terps in the world, right? Really orangey, citrusy. Those. I love them.
Thomas Joe
I love them.
Eric Khan
Or even the jack.
Thomas Joe
I like orange. Everything else on earth. The orange.
Eric Khan
Hashtag, like, trop. That's that same.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, same thing. Trap cherry.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
Kind of has that same. Like, forbidden.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Too much sometimes I can't really do it. But in terms of turfs. Damn. Super booth. One for you. Let's go.
Eric Khan
Okay, number one for me. I. That's the number one for me of the year. For sure. For sure.
Thomas Joe
Oh, damn. All right, I need to learn. I have a hash book. The Jeezy GZ1 1. It's like the hash log. What did this taste like? It has a little scales and this right down. It's pretty cool. I forgot I stopped in June last year. I looked at it the other day with June. All right. I haven't knocked dabs since June, so that's an over.
Mario Neil
A glass still cracking.
Eric Khan
I'm starting to back up soon. I was just waiting on. Oh, yes. Just the. The glass market's just not doing too hot right now in general, you know what I'm saying? There's a lot of artists, like, maybe not in the game. So I want to either help that out or, you know, get it popping again.
Mario Neil
Interesting.
Eric Khan
Yeah, it's just like glass is one of the first things, you know? Like, money's tight right now for a lot of people, you know? So it's like glass is one of the first things like, yo, I don't need this. I'd rather pay my rent. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, for sure. So they'll ask me, or at least more immediately.
Thomas Joe
Oh, true. Cuz like, if I. Hey, I get 10 sack or a pipe with no weed, or make a can pipe and get a 10 sack, I'm not going to get the. I'm getting the pipe. I get it. And every time that's going to happen for four years. Hey, man, happens quick. You know what I'm saying?
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Wait, do you know what I'm saying? You're smoked out of a wrench.
Mario Neil
Oh, don't.
Thomas Joe
All right, then. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about, then. Yeah.
Eric Khan
A wrench.
Thomas Joe
Like a pipe socket. Like a socket.
Mario Neil
That was my dad's piece. He hid. He hid this. I don't even want to get into the yo. There was an old. This sounds terrible now I'm saying this out loud. It was in the attic. He had. The attic was full of just all his old vinyl. He's a musician, but he would keep the stash hidden in his guitar case at times. Then I would get into it, I'd start like pinching out of it and he'd move it. It'd be like over here in like a crate of vinyl. And then there was the little window that he used to smoke out of in the attic. And there was an old basin of a toilet that was flipped upside down that I think he would probably sit on by the window. And sometimes he would hide his little eighth. But it was in a Tupperware and it had one of those joints out of the wall with some tinfoil poke holes through it. It's the most tweakers way of smoking cps.
Thomas Joe
White people. That's exactly what that was. Dude.
Mario Neil
Is that occasional. Okay, yeah.
Thomas Joe
He could just bought a pipe. He's a musician, so. Adult glass pipe.
Mario Neil
He got into roland joints and it's like late 50s.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Thomas Joe
That's doing drugs the whole time though. Psychedelics, the whole, you know. You know. Your dad was sitting there shirtless in the field.
Mario Neil
Oh, my parents were hippies.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Mario Neil
For sure.
Eric Khan
Nice little hippie vibe.
Thomas Joe
Nice little hippie and Marty little Jordan song. Everybody's brain dancing and dead ass hippies. Dead ass hippies, dog. Also, you seen Romeo Must die. There we go. Okay. Eric's like, what the you talking about? Who's DMX man? Okay, ready? I remember where I was standing. So I know that part was hall of Flowers, but also puffcon at hall of Flowers. The world record thing you did.
Eric Khan
That was that puffcon.
Thomas Joe
That was at Puff.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
You did something at hall of Flowers too, or.
Eric Khan
No, no, no, I just showed up and it was cool.
Thomas Joe
Okay, so.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
It was puffcon. You did something where everybody did at the same time, right?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. At the same time.
Thomas Joe
That's what it was.
Eric Khan
Oh, yeah. All right, all right. This year you're doing a little panel.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, yeah.
Eric Khan
Sick.
Thomas Joe
We're doing a panel.
Eric Khan
Sick.
Thomas Joe
Okay. See, I knew. I put. I put in my notes. Like I can't remember where I was because I did see you at Hall Flowers. That's why that happened. Cuz I remember where I was at in hall of Flowers when I saw. He's like, did you do it there? No. Hall of Flowers. I did the light the joint at the same time. And me and my hu. The Only people standing with no joints. Cuz I had just a rig. I went, this is the. Of all people.
Eric Khan
I don't have a joint. Joint. The host. No way. Yeah, that is cooked.
Thomas Joe
I have it on camera. I'm just sitting there going a. Anyway, please explain Puffco. You guys did. What was the world record? What was.
Eric Khan
It was like the most amount of people smoking at once or the most amount of people taking a dab at once.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, the whole video. Did you guys like drone. The drone.
Eric Khan
It's got to be. It's got to be on their page, I'm pretty sure.
Thomas Joe
Okay.
Eric Khan
But they said the Guinness people declined to come out, which is up. So it's not official.
Mario Neil
That's discrimination.
Eric Khan
Wait, that's what I'm thinking, right?
Thomas Joe
It's not official unless they get there.
Eric Khan
I guess so. Unless they say like, hey, we're gonna come. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right.
Thomas Joe
Randy Marshall just took a video of his and got into the casual records in South Park.
Mario Neil
So wait, there is no current record.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I see. We were trying to think of like the most because before that it was probably rigs actually. Right. So you had to time up the torch and it was probably like 20 or like 30. Realistically, like, what's the largest amount of people that taking a dab at once with the torch? That's what I'm saying. Right. And that's kind of.
Thomas Joe
That's a lot of sales.
Eric Khan
It might only be like 10. Nah, there's people like dabbing at a session stuff. Like, what is the largest number before that? Like it.
Thomas Joe
I've been to sessions where 30 people are dabbing.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. It's got to be 30, 50 or something like that.
Thomas Joe
There's like 40 people taking a rip.
Eric Khan
That's what I'm thinking of.
Thomas Joe
Individual bugs.
Mario Neil
That is a slippery slope for Guinness.
Thomas Joe
Guinness World Record. Most heroin shot up a butt while on one foot. Oh, dude, you know what? No. You ever seen the Guinness World Records? People do stupid, like, world record.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
60 world records.
Eric Khan
Like, I should have done that.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. It's the dumbest I've ever seen. All right, so Guinness World Record. How can we get him to come out? What's your next. What's the. Right now. What is our game plan? Ready? Ready. Think tank. For the next 30 seconds, one of us guys could come out. What is going to make Guinness wolverines come out? 130 seconds. Let's go. Let's go. Everybody at home, everybody. That no box is not a real term of like, volume. They have to be measured. Come on.
Eric Khan
Come on. Is it a fast thing? I'm thinking of, like, do we outlast it? Is it like a survival endurance thing?
Thomas Joe
Or is it, like, what would get us what record?
Mario Neil
Be like the longest podcast episode of all time.
Eric Khan
Oh, hell. I mean, I've been down though, but.
Thomas Joe
Damn, that would definitely do it. But what do you think it is high the whole time?
Eric Khan
A couple days. It's probably like a day.
Thomas Joe
Probably a day.
Mario Neil
Because it's not a stream. Technically not a stream, but I don't know. I think we almost did with Brian Ortega the other day.
Eric Khan
It's gonna be more. Sit down.
Thomas Joe
It's gotta be something longer. Has to be.
Mario Neil
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
All right, well, guess what? Records ain't coming out for us, Dan, if we don't have a weed thing. Come on, there's got to be something.
Mario Neil
Guys, we were the only people to hit the hookah out of the six footer on a podcast.
Thomas Joe
That's just something we did.
Eric Khan
Tallest dab. Like a dab on, like, the tallest structure.
Mario Neil
Most people on a live stream for dab.
Thomas Joe
No. Cuz then a huge streamer can just have somebody take a dab on the stream and beat them. I don't think. I don't think it work. I get why they didn't come out. Now they're like, what do you want me to do?
Eric Khan
Make sure everybody's inhale Everybody.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, exactly what they thought. You count 3,000 people.
Eric Khan
They've done it before. I bet.
Thomas Joe
You think so?
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Well, they, like, take.
Eric Khan
Dad, most people eat the jelly bean at once.
Thomas Joe
What?
Eric Khan
Most people eat a jelly bean at once. I bet you we can get, like, a bunch of people put a jelly bean in each.
Thomas Joe
See, that's where it gets crazy. Most people eating two jelly beans at once.
Eric Khan
But no way they could assemble the same amount of people as us. We should have, like, everyone eat two now, like, and then we do.
Thomas Joe
All right. Only orange ones. Stand on one foot.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Get on one foot.
Mario Neil
Everybody punch yourself in the face.
Thomas Joe
This is like that. Everywhere. Everything, all at once. Just a little variation of butterfly effect. No. Okay, Are you ready? I have a question for you. Doesn't stand.
Eric Khan
Put it down. Serious.
Thomas Joe
Do you? No. No. On a scale from 1 to 2. Scale from 1 to 10. How annoyed are you with the weed community On Twitter.
Eric Khan
Oh, on X, do you call it X? I call it Twitter. I call it Twitter.
Mario Neil
I'm in a weird. I've never actually called it X. I still call it Twitter.
Eric Khan
Same. I've never called it X.
Thomas Joe
It's weird.
Mario Neil
I can't.
Eric Khan
It just doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.
Thomas Joe
I have to bleep that word. That might. That right there is crazy that it might get us in trouble.
Eric Khan
Yeah, it's the. It's the people on like the extreme ends. It's like the really, really ignorant people that are just like almost brand new to weeder. It's like, what are these people even talking about? Or it's the people that are like super gatekeepy that have been into weed for like 40 years and they don't want like anyone else in. It's like both extremes that are the most, most annoying, but everyone else in the middle is pretty. Like they're just trying to smoke. Have fun, you know, it's like most communities. But I feel like that the Twitter definitely has an algorithm where it just pronote. Promotes like the. Not even the negativity but the loudest. Like the. Maybe it is negativity. The most controversial. We'll say for sure.
Thomas Joe
But like over the past three months though.
Eric Khan
Yeah, past three months.
Thomas Joe
Like, yeah, Twitter's always been.
Eric Khan
No, no, it's like past three months. Like you can tell. You can definitely tell there was like a big change where it's like, whoa, like the first thing on your feed will be someone bitching or like someone responding to some drama or something. It's like the first post all the time.
Mario Neil
I hope it goes back to how it wasn't like that before because I.
Eric Khan
Said you could just go to the following page. But it doesn't make it that fun. You know, I'm trying to.
Thomas Joe
I'm trying to see other stuff too.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. My little bubble.
Mario Neil
Have you been like always super active on Twitter or more recently? I see you comments which all the time.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I've always been kind of active on Twitter, but it's more fun recently and it's just like. So it's just kind of fun. Just like a little platform to talk on post almost. It's like not even a real thing. There's a couple people who use their freedom of speech on Twitter very heavily for sure.
Thomas Joe
Oh yeah, yeah. For a while. That's why I'm asking.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
Cuz I, I just noticed over the.
Eric Khan
Past couple, I think more people have been coming to it as well from the weed community because they're getting banned on Instagram.
Thomas Joe
That. But I, I. Do you think there's a lot of people that are just talking to see if they can get an argument to start it?
Eric Khan
Yeah, probably. They just Live on.
Thomas Joe
Do you see it?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like a certain. There's like a certain like five to ten people that just like. Oh, wow.
Thomas Joe
Three.
Eric Khan
Yeah, maybe three.
Thomas Joe
I guess I don't follow the people.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Because I. I only see a few people. But it's. It's very. It's so exhausting. What else is gonna happen today?
Eric Khan
Who else is gonna argue that is what it's like. Yeah. Which is like. Ah, come on, guys.
Thomas Joe
It's like being in a.
Eric Khan
Smoke some mud.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. Smoke some bud.
Eric Khan
Yeah. I'm just making a like a rip post or a hit post every day and that's just like filtered out my feed, like all the.
Thomas Joe
What does that mean?
Eric Khan
Like, I've just been taking a hit on video every single day. And that's just like. That's like the only. Yeah. Yeah. That's like the only thing that like I really engage with. And sometimes it sounded like you saying something.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. Code some X. Yeah, X. Hey, man, this.
Eric Khan
What do they call it? A Z. A what? A Zost.
Mario Neil
God.
Thomas Joe
Stop of the year. Eric's gonna come back. I told you. It's exactly what it was.
Mario Neil
It up. He's got the tattoo.
Eric Khan
The Elon platform, man. Yo, you think it's really going to be the everything platform?
Thomas Joe
I hope not. Keep it separate. Dude, you ever see the movie Idiocracy?
Eric Khan
No.
Thomas Joe
We're getting there. You should watch it. I think you'd really like it.
Eric Khan
It's good.
Thomas Joe
It's really good. It's about the world like. Like 100 years and how stupid we are.
Mario Neil
Comes up every episode. Damn near.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
I bring it up almost every episode because that. It's just. It's just since the Island Boys got here, it's just been. We're living in it.
Eric Khan
Interview the Island Boys.
Thomas Joe
I'm saying Idiocracy. And since the Island Boys are a real thing.
Eric Khan
Oh, I'm on the show. I heard they kiss and.
Thomas Joe
The way you said it was terrible. It sounded like a real pitch. She gets the kiss. Damn. Like, it was like. That was a real incentive. They'll make out on the show. Oh, my God.
Eric Khan
Sick. That's how. You know. It's like the bottom.
Thomas Joe
I got it. Who's the. What?
Eric Khan
Oh, what did you say?
Thomas Joe
I don't know. I heard. I heard a word and I thought of them. I went, yes, I want them.
Eric Khan
Is.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. Those fools, I gotta be honest, dude, are the absolute worst. They offered to have them on the show.
Mario Neil
Like, I completely forgot about that.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. Week two, right? After they came out with the video. Damn. And I was like, n. We can't have them on. You know why? Because in a year and a half, they're going to be hilariously a laughing joke. Because they're ridiculous.
Eric Khan
True.
Thomas Joe
I'm sorry if they ever hear this. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. You are lame. And you know you're lame.
Eric Khan
They're pretty ridiculous.
Thomas Joe
They ridiculous. Then they went, dog. What can we do?
Eric Khan
There's, like, a bunch of drama about them.
Thomas Joe
Wait, what do you mean? Why? What do they do now?
Eric Khan
I think one, like, went broke and is not paying his leaves and, like, went missing or something. Or missing. Yeah, his girlfriend's like, oh, he's not paying his rent. Like, he's not here anymore.
Thomas Joe
I don't know where he left you. He's missing. No, he's missing here. He's still on IG Live. And he just keeps texting you back, no, it's my brother. I'm not on IG Live. I'm missing.
Eric Khan
But I think one brother's good, and he talks about, like, yeah, I'm trying to help him or whatever, but, like, one's, like, off the deep end, and one's like.
Thomas Joe
I'm a jerk off from this mirror dog. Pretends it's him. Yo, you know, only fans let you do, like, custom stuff, right? You can, like, ask people for stuff.
Eric Khan
Right, right, right, right.
Mario Neil
Like cameo.
Thomas Joe
It's like cameo.
Eric Khan
Yes, it is like cameo.
Thomas Joe
A couple. Only fans.
Eric Khan
Girls, naked cameo.
Thomas Joe
Custom.
Eric Khan
Like, like, you said, like, yeah, like, happy birthday.
Thomas Joe
If you just send him a cameo, essentially going, bye, Marcus.
Eric Khan
Oh, happy birthday.
Thomas Joe
Happy birthday. With their boobs, like, kind of out. Like, that's the cameo. Wow. They're crushing it.
Eric Khan
Nah, that's incredible.
Thomas Joe
But we should get one from the Island Boys just to see what the hell their cameo is.
Mario Neil
Manic they look or not.
Eric Khan
You know, I tried to get a cameo of the other day. Oh, please. The Costco guys. And it was taxed. I was like.
Thomas Joe
And it was.
Eric Khan
It was tax. Can we.
Thomas Joe
Can we. Can we start 2025 again real quick? Just a quotation. Aircon. You know, I try to get a cameo for me today. The Costco guys. It was taxed. It was what, a year?
Eric Khan
Like, they stop. No, you know, you don't know who.
Thomas Joe
The Costco guys.
Eric Khan
There's no way. You don't know. The Costco guys are.
Mario Neil
Sorry.
Eric Khan
They got to be one of the biggest, like, they got to be the biggest pop, like, social media sensation in the past year, for sure. Like, no doubt. Undoubtedly. They have, like, large commercials.
Mario Neil
Guys, you're not on World Star. That's about it.
Thomas Joe
They have to be.
Eric Khan
No, they're definitely on World Star.
Mario Neil
The only Costco guys I watch is dab.
Eric Khan
You don't know any of the Costco guys. You know the Rizzler is. You've never heard of the Rizzler? The past you.
Thomas Joe
I'm the Panther dressed in black.
Eric Khan
It's unreal.
Mario Neil
I don't know what the you guys are talking about.
Eric Khan
We have to pull up the. The.
Thomas Joe
Ain't no way she's going back.
Eric Khan
Don't make me stop. He's got bars.
Thomas Joe
Can you please just google the Rizzler on whatever devices of eight you have?
Eric Khan
You have to.
Thomas Joe
And just go.
Eric Khan
Be a crime if you didn't.
Thomas Joe
The Rizzler is who they based Tony Soprano off of from Sopranos. Yo, no way. They got. They got a hit. I have him on my Spotify.
Eric Khan
Yep, yep. He's him. He's him.
Thomas Joe
We're Costco guys.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Even heard the boom. Five big booms.
Mario Neil
Is this like a family YouTube channel?
Thomas Joe
It's a family.
Eric Khan
It's a tick tockers. But they've been on, like, late night shows. They've been on. Oh, the funniest thing. Did you see. Was it on Fallon or something?
Thomas Joe
Oh, never mind. You watch me canyon?
Eric Khan
Yeah, you watch me canyon. Meat canyon. Probably paradise or.
Thomas Joe
You haven't seen The Costco guys 1.
Eric Khan
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I'm not sure. I'm trying to think if happened before or after. But they went on a late night show and you could see how the host was just so, like, not understanding. Like, the, like, the company pitched it to him and they have to do it because they're so popping. And he was like, bro, what the is going on? And it was very obvious. They do five, like, booms. That's their thing. And it's like, boom. You got to get through them all. And he was like by boom three, the host is like, stop. And he's like, don't do it. Don't do all that.
Thomas Joe
The rest was just a really cool kid.
Eric Khan
They are cool kids. They are cool.
Mario Neil
I bet Cam knows about him, right?
Thomas Joe
If Cam doesn't know about him, he's not going to be a superstar, dude. He's not gonna be superstar.
Eric Khan
Garrett's got to know about the Costco guys. It's big Justin.
Mario Neil
I bet my whole household knows about him.
Eric Khan
Aj, aj The Rizzler.
Mario Neil
They put me on a queso.
Thomas Joe
Oh, cheese.
Eric Khan
No, the kids Love queso. Everyone loves you.
Thomas Joe
Talking about the YouTuber we talking about the other day.
Mario Neil
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
I truly thought you were talking about cheese like you're trying to be funny. Usually I would, because you always say, well, here's some queso in here. You always bring that word up. So I thought you were trying to be funny right now, and it was funny.
Eric Khan
Wonder if that's what he means by that name. I never even wonder.
Thomas Joe
Jeez. Of course.
Eric Khan
Of me. Case.
Thomas Joe
Oh, has to be. It's the white dude that.
Eric Khan
Yeah. The beard.
Thomas Joe
Candy did the culture.
Eric Khan
He knows the culture.
Thomas Joe
It's great, Great, great show.
Eric Khan
Unbelievable show.
Thomas Joe
Real quick, The Costco guys. All right, man. That's all.
Eric Khan
Yeah. You got to look up the lore.
Thomas Joe
It was cringy. It's very cringy. But the Rizzler makes it all worth it. He's a little.
Mario Neil
It's like wholesome content. Or they like white trash.
Thomas Joe
No, they're wholesome. They're. They're in.
Eric Khan
How dare you? How dare you insult the cosmic like that?
Thomas Joe
Doesn't that mean we're gonna eat the double Chuck jacket bake?
Eric Khan
Yep, yep. They got a certain few things they eat off that little menu. Shout out to Costco, man, what a menu, huh?
Mario Neil
Just regular whites.
Eric Khan
What a place.
Thomas Joe
They're like Italian whites.
Mario Neil
Oh, super.
Eric Khan
Italians.
Thomas Joe
Italian, Northeastern whites.
Eric Khan
They're also. Nah, I'm not gonna say they're half of me.
Thomas Joe
They're all the frugal parts of me. Every time I go, that's just too much. My stomach hurts. That's. That's the part. That's what part of me they are. If that makes it better. Oh, that's 2.24.99 for that guy. That's what parts they are.
Mario Neil
Your accounting side?
Thomas Joe
My accounting side. Thank you, Marty. Love that. Okay, so basically what we're saying is Twitter's always been a show.
Eric Khan
Yeah, but now it's worse. For sure. The past few months, undoubtedly crazily.
Mario Neil
All right, so can we trust Elon Musk with all this power?
Eric Khan
The VP right now, you seeing all this press he's doing with Trump, it's kind of insane.
Mario Neil
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
He's not American. How is he getting any kind of power? I love. I like Elon Musk. I like the guy. I think. I think he's chill. We've talked about it many times. I've said, wow, what a smart person. Not even from America. How are you calling shots in our country? Are you a citizen? If he is a citizen, he probably is. I'm talking about my ass.
Mario Neil
I mean, I like. I like the idea of being really efficient. Like, I like being smart.
Thomas Joe
I don't know what he's doing.
Mario Neil
I would love that. Those, like, wow, we're really smart. And thinking ahead, doing really smart.
Thomas Joe
Like he's an alien.
Mario Neil
Look at us.
Thomas Joe
Also an illegal alien. So that means he's not American. And how are you in office?
Eric Khan
He's like in fake office. He's not even in elected office.
Thomas Joe
He's just in. But he's fake ball cap office with a speaker.
Mario Neil
What if ICE hopped out on Elon Musk?
Thomas Joe
Yo, stop. He has to have citizenship. You're right. I'm sorry. Elon Musk. There's no way you don't have citizenship. What do we even saying? He went to college out here, didn't he? What are we saying over here? But also, you're not. Oh, you know, Arnold wasn't American either.
Mario Neil
Y.
Thomas Joe
And I said not a word.
Eric Khan
But he was governor. He was governor. He was a governor. He kind of won for. He could have ran for president. No doubt. I'm excited for them to release new files. I want to see him.
Thomas Joe
Files to be here.
Eric Khan
JFK files. MLK files. Ooh.
Thomas Joe
What else? What other.
Eric Khan
What other RFK files?
Thomas Joe
There we go.
Mario Neil
And everything's just going to be sharpied out.
Thomas Joe
Yeah.
Eric Khan
Redacted. Redacted. Redacted. But there might be a couple snippets in there that are interesting. Who knows? Do you think the feds did it?
Thomas Joe
Yeah.
Eric Khan
Jfk.
Thomas Joe
You ever see the video?
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
William. William R. Cooper. William H. Cooper. He really. He talked about it like 15 years ago. Yes. Driving. Oh, that's what he says in his thing, too. It's the guy. You ever see the video? He goes like this. And then he holds his neck and you see the driver do this twice. Takes it off. I'll show you after this.
Mario Neil
I was always trying not to look at his head the whole time.
Thomas Joe
Can't say too much, you know, because this is a different platform. This platform. Hey, what'd you say, 50 years? Seal it.
Eric Khan
Hey, it's going to come out soon. We'll see.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, I thought it did already.
Eric Khan
I think they're talking about it.
Mario Neil
Things come out. We're still scared to talk about them.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Or things. Come on. People don't know about them. And it's like, whoa, how did you know about that? Or like that Operation Norwoods, maybe. Did you hear about that? They're gonna. They're gonna plan a terrorist attack in Miami. Blame it on the Cubans.
Thomas Joe
Bleep that oh, keep going.
Eric Khan
T attack. They're gonna plan an attack.
Thomas Joe
They're gonna. They're gonna plan a trend attack. A T party.
Eric Khan
A Miami Tea Party.
Thomas Joe
I like that.
Eric Khan
It's crazy. It's like an official document released. Yeah, it's crazy. And it's just like, just look it.
Thomas Joe
Ready.
Eric Khan
They're willing to do anything, huh?
Thomas Joe
Think about this. If I really want these guys, I want these guys house. But they live there and they won't sell to me. I live next to them. I know they're gay makers. I know the gamers across the street. If I shot one of the gamers across the street, like, dude, I just saw him run back into his house and they shoot each other, go to prison. Like, oh, they have to give up the house and I bought it. But what if you're the government? You're like, I want this whole continent. Just do that.
Eric Khan
They're trying to buy Greenland.
Thomas Joe
Let's just turn them against each other and come in like, we have to help you guys. And that's us. We're very evil as a country.
Eric Khan
I think what you think about the Gulf of America. It's official now.
Thomas Joe
That's the name change.
Eric Khan
Yeah, it's. Check your phone. It says Gulf of America, but also half of that.
Thomas Joe
I mean, like, Mexico's there too. We're on top. Tap, tap, tap, tap. Name.
Mario Neil
Yeah, I guess like the authority to change it, like, do they. Does Mexico recognize that? But it's like, yeah, I guess the.
Eric Khan
Tech companies, I guess, which they're based. They're based in America. They're like, who saw that?
Thomas Joe
Wait, you know what? This needs to get done first. We need this change now as patriots, how about you make the streets of LA not disgusting.
Eric Khan
They're trying to buy Greenland, you guys. True.
Thomas Joe
To do what?
Eric Khan
Apparently they're trying to put some like, strategic military. I don't even know. But apparently charger phones. But there's not that many people apparently. If it's enough that if you gave like every citizen like 50,000 to like, hey, shut up. We're going to take over. Like, it'll only be like a couple billion. And the government prints money. So like a billion for a country. All right, you know, they're probably like, we'll take that.
Thomas Joe
The niners are worth 100 billion.
Eric Khan
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, right? Less than a sports team. Less than a sports team. I'd buy a country for less than a sports team.
Thomas Joe
They have a whole country for the cost of a sports team. Oh, my God. And A bunch of millionaires that throw a ball. I rather buy a country.
Mario Neil
That's how people end up with creepy islands they do whatever they want with.
Eric Khan
Ooh, Jeff.
Thomas Joe
I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna buy an island. Every think I'm a creep. I'm really just playing VR on the whole island. Even though I could just be doing.
Eric Khan
What I'm doing VR, though, you know what's in those goggles?
Thomas Joe
The same thing. Stuff. Same exact thing. I still want to shoot the monkeys of the island, man. So I'm playing VR.
Mario Neil
I'm jamming knives through their head.
Thomas Joe
Yes. Oh, you play VR Valley.
Eric Khan
Oh, the index is good because you can use the finger tracking, and it tracks your fingers and everything. It's actually awesome. It's so awesome.
Mario Neil
Has that evolved? Is Rocco still doing that? Oh, it's still. It's got indexed.
Eric Khan
I don't think they've released a second index yet. I can imagine it's gonna be good.
Thomas Joe
The game Skid row, you just. You're a homeless person for a day. You ever seen it?
Eric Khan
No. I played. You get sexually. Bar fight in VR. It's called bar fight. You just get in a bar. Yeah, Yeah.
Thomas Joe
I would play the out of that.
Eric Khan
It's like a packed ass bar. And you get in there and you can pick up a pool sticker, whatever, pick up the glass and just start beating the out of people. And everyone starts fighting you. Everyone starts fighting you at your house right now.
Thomas Joe
Set it up. You have an apartment.
Eric Khan
It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. I can't lie.
Mario Neil
I would love to play how far does it go? Like, how does it stop? Do you get wasted like in gta?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do. I'm pretty sure GTA has VR.
Mario Neil
Well, I'm saying, like, when you're stomping the guy out in the bar, somebody just dies and it resets.
Eric Khan
Yeah. It's not too graphic, but they're knocked out on the ground for sure. And you gotta go. You got to go to the other people because they're all, yeah, yeah, yeah, no doubt. As soon as you knock one out, they're coming for you.
Thomas Joe
Oh, they get pissed being black in the South. Whole bar just started trying to fight me when I walked in, like, oh, it's 1951. I didn't read the side of the door. I thought it was a bathroom sign. It just said whites.
Mario Neil
That's a good game. It's called Wrong place, wrong time. You go back to the.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, it's. Yep. It's you don't know what year it is. Oh, and you can just turn your skin color up or down, but oh, what year is it? And you just take the gamble of where. Like, oh, I picked white in Spain in the 1400s.
Eric Khan
Playing damn it.
Thomas Joe
Playing dead.
Eric Khan
Damn anything.
Thomas Joe
Oh, yo, that sounds like a fun ass game. You can pick the year and your skin color, but you don't know where the hell you're going to go. Can you clip that and give that to me? I'm going to write that out. I'm going to figure that game out. That's a gamble, right?
Eric Khan
Fighting generations.
Thomas Joe
I'm here today asking for 2 million for my video game. Stand up. Just sock a shadow. Mr.
Eric Khan
Wonderful, yo.
Thomas Joe
Never came on our podcast, bro.
Eric Khan
Right?
Thomas Joe
Happen, yo. We're ranting at this point. Okay, ready?
Eric Khan
Oh, that was.
Thomas Joe
You know what that meant.
Eric Khan
Table clear.
Mario Neil
Let me get my together.
Thomas Joe
I don't know. I just had to wait in front of me. So I was like that.
Mario Neil
It's a power move to like.
Thomas Joe
Oh, that's what it was.
Mario Neil
Gotcha.
Thomas Joe
It was a power move.
Eric Khan
Look at that thing, man. It looks so proper.
Mario Neil
Oh, another one.
Thomas Joe
It's pre roll and you multiple. No, you pre roll it and stuff it yourself.
Eric Khan
Oh, it's a tube. That's fun. That's fun.
Thomas Joe
Pretty cool, right?
Eric Khan
Very fun. That's very fun. I with that actually. I with that heavily.
Thomas Joe
Pretty cool.
Eric Khan
Wow, it's looking beautiful.
Mario Neil
Can you light one with the other? Would that be convenient?
Thomas Joe
Oh, like this?
Mario Neil
That'd be.
Eric Khan
Whoa. Yeah, that does look kind of crazy, man.
Mario Neil
Makes like a pentagram or some.
Eric Khan
You're about to I just start open a portal. You want to catch on fire or something? Holy.
Thomas Joe
Portal opens and a white hand comes out. You know what year it is? We already started the game and it's Jumanji style. We don't know. Wrong place, wrong time. That opened the portal to the game.
Mario Neil
This was the intro to a movie about this.
Thomas Joe
It's this first part of our lives.
Mario Neil
Kicks off and now, yeah, all of.
Thomas Joe
It, just the whole part of our lives has just been the intro to the game. Like, oh, this is what really starts shit. I'll come back with a beard like Bravo Williams. Are you ready?
Eric Khan
I think so. I hope so. We need multiple lighters already.
Thomas Joe
We definitely do. Unless we are very creative.
Eric Khan
I'll take two. Two layers. Cool. Three letters. We have three layers.
Mario Neil
I got another one over here if we need it.
Thomas Joe
I think we got it here.
Eric Khan
Oh, thanks, Mike.
Mario Neil
Have you ever rolled some weird like challenge style cone like this before.
Eric Khan
I think this is the closest thing that I've ever come to because everyone like tries to roll across joint at some point. But I think this is like. I've never done a braided one. Everyone does the braided one.
Thomas Joe
Oh, I've done.
Eric Khan
I don't understand that hit right.
Thomas Joe
It never burns right.
Eric Khan
Ready?
Thomas Joe
That's you.
Eric Khan
Oh snap. Thank you. Cheers man.
Mario Neil
That's going to be a sick ass. Photo.
Thomas Joe
Should be good.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
This is two packs.
Eric Khan
No, that's nice. I think it's working.
Thomas Joe
Nice. It's hitting. Let's go.
Eric Khan
Yeah, that stuff's hitting. Wow. Damn. What's in there? It tastes pretty good.
Thomas Joe
Gel and aid, bunch of it's. Oh, the one I showed you earlier.
Eric Khan
Nice. Yeah, nice. He said you're really smoking off five brands. What are the five brands you're smoking out of? Or like you only smoked on a few?
Thomas Joe
Hash house. I got that mountain grease. Mountain man melts.
Eric Khan
Nice. Mountain man. Shout out that wok sauce is fire facts.
Thomas Joe
Whoa.
Eric Khan
What's it called?
Thomas Joe
Wolk sauce. In my freezer right now. And I got. I just finished the rosin.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Thomas Joe
There's a couple more brands. Heads that roll pure melts. That one I think it's called. I got some videls. I haven't tried it yet.
Eric Khan
Nice. Fidelity was hard.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. My homie Dab Life. I just got some from him. I haven't tried that yet. That's it. Dude. I don't try that many. That many companies.
Eric Khan
Dab Life's cool. That little brand that has the logo is. Oh wait.
Thomas Joe
The event I saw you at recently.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I know what you're talking about.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. So I, I probably. I smoke so many pre rolled like joints but not like pre rolls.
Eric Khan
Right.
Thomas Joe
You know what I mean? Like yeah, sick joints just in tubes from people.
Eric Khan
Nice joints.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, I spoke a lot of them. This, these tips are these, these actually make the joint hit better.
Eric Khan
I love it. It makes it way better. It makes it way better.
Thomas Joe
These cyclone style.
Eric Khan
It's unbelievable. Really.
Thomas Joe
It's crazy. But I feel so bad. I'm never gonna keep it. That's gonna get thrown in the garbage. There's no way anybody's gonna remember to get that out of the ashes.
Eric Khan
That's what I'm saying. I never do.
Thomas Joe
No, it's never gonna happen. Okay. Besides that. Here we go.
Mario Neil
Do you still got the green bonds?
Eric Khan
I had a purple bends and I sold it. And I have a green BMW. I got a green BMW. I actually just Dropped it off today to get some work done to it. I'm very excited. It's going to be gone for a while, but it'll be all right. I'm getting down pipes and a tune. So you'll sound like that pretty close. Hopefully. I don't think it'll sound that deep and loud because that's like a whole. It's like a V8 in there, like that thing. But it's gonna be fast, that's for sure. It's gonna be really fast. Scary fast, maybe.
Thomas Joe
Hypothetically, what's the fastest you've ever gone in a car that you driving?
Eric Khan
I don't think I've touched 150 yet, actually. I think 145 maybe.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hypothetically, the fastest air gone is like 136. Almost 140. I went. No point mouth.
Eric Khan
Yeah, it's getting. That's when the wheels start shaking a little bit and you're like, wait. You're like, I'm going fast.
Thomas Joe
I was like family and I was thinking about fast Pierce one and went.
Eric Khan
It slow down, dude.
Mario Neil
The E break.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, I hit the E. I was like too fast and I smacked the E Break. Marty. We're all dead. No, watch Fast and Furious one recently. It's incredible.
Eric Khan
O. All of them are pretty good. I mean, they get a little wacky towards the last.
Thomas Joe
I don't remember over two. There's like 12.
Eric Khan
Tokyo drift. You remember Tokyo drift?
Thomas Joe
That's number three.
Eric Khan
I think that was four, but I'm tripping. I. This three.
Thomas Joe
I think I gave up about that. Gave up. That's what the little boy from Sling.
Eric Khan
Blade was all I was thinking. Yeah, all I was thinking.
Thomas Joe
The thing is crazy. I didn't never realize knew what she was saying. I just.
Eric Khan
Me neither.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, that's all I was listening to in my head too. Yo, that's not good. That's crazy. It's all I know about that movie. And then the Asian guy with the straightest hair.
Eric Khan
Shout out to Han. Man, that's a legendary character.
Thomas Joe
That's all I remember about the whole movie.
Eric Khan
Mythical character almost.
Thomas Joe
He's a mythical guy.
Eric Khan
Here you go. It's all good, but I need the one for you.
Thomas Joe
Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Eric Khan
Oh, no.
Mario Neil
What music you've been listening to?
Eric Khan
Weekend just came out. That new album. I like the Weeknd a lot. Drake and Party. Next Doors came out. That one. I like Drake. Oh, you love Drake.
Thomas Joe
That's right. I forgot. Hold on. As a Drake lover, can you please admit he did get assaulted in that corner verbally over the win and loss. And if you go, like, what song was bigger? Not what was better in opinion, what song was bigger?
Eric Khan
Facts, who had it was. It was massive.
Thomas Joe
That's so messed up, dude. Because Drake still, it's like, you got hit harder than anyone's ever got.
Mario Neil
The hardest, like, ever.
Eric Khan
Are you, like, kidding me? Ever?
Thomas Joe
You're the biggest artist almost of all time, and you got smoke like that.
Mario Neil
All the way up to the Super Bowl.
Eric Khan
Crazy. Super bowl is crazy. That's so tough.
Thomas Joe
As a super fan of Drake, I think Drake's cool. I love me. I'm saying, like, I don't. I forgot. That's right. Love Drake.
Eric Khan
Drake.
Thomas Joe
He did get cooked.
Eric Khan
He got cooked, man.
Thomas Joe
He did.
Mario Neil
Tupac didn't do. Hit him up at the Super Bowl. What else could you do to work.
Thomas Joe
That's. That's exactly what happened. That's the biggest thing of our generation. And he definitely was like, I'm going to need about eight months to cool off. I'm going come back because you got me.
Eric Khan
All right.
Thomas Joe
I'll wait till the season starts up again.
Eric Khan
Yeah, that's cooked. You got to wait. I don't even know what you do.
Thomas Joe
You got to.
Mario Neil
I didn't think it was possible. He was just.
Thomas Joe
I didn't think it was possible either, honestly. That doesn't sound reasonable. Drake. Nah. Too big.
Mario Neil
Yeah. I thought he was just at a level where there was no way, like, you could ever. But just the. How horrific it was, me and you.
Thomas Joe
Fighting that guy Eddie Hall. I was talking about beating. Yeah, like, you beat Eddie Hall.
Mario Neil
That's a physical.
Thomas Joe
Smoked him, actually. What?
Mario Neil
It's like, physics type.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. It's like, defines. That's right. We need a third one.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Thomas Joe
All right. Anyway. Sorry, my bad. No, but, no, as a Drake fan, we have to know. Yes. At least everybody's a consensus going, yeah, all right.
Mario Neil
He just put out a new album, right?
Eric Khan
Yeah, he did, a couple weeks ago.
Thomas Joe
Or maybe a new whole album.
Eric Khan
It's a little chill, but it was.
Thomas Joe
It was a. It's like the loved ones.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
I'm not a love Drake fan. I like the. Where he's on. You can hear rapid. He's like, oh, yeah, he's definitely jumping around.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
You can hear, like, jumping up, doing this.
Mario Neil
So wait, he put out a love album like El says?
Thomas Joe
Well, I mean, he probably had it really lined up. Hey, this is dropping soon. Like, damn it.
Mario Neil
I know.
Thomas Joe
He had the Super Bowl Spot. I mean, I don't know about Paul. I don't know about pop culture like that.
Eric Khan
It is politics.
Mario Neil
You should have came back with his hardest, most badass bars of all time.
Thomas Joe
And just reminded, sponsored by Viagra and like, be the slogan. Like, I'm. I stay hard. And every single.
Eric Khan
I stay hard.
Thomas Joe
Stay hard. Never not hard. And he just like, yo, every song I put out, he's like a Trophies.
Eric Khan
You with this.
Mario Neil
He was doing that for a minute.
Eric Khan
With this Ozempic vibe.
Thomas Joe
His ozemic vibe.
Eric Khan
No, you with the Ozempic vibe that's been going around. It's pretty crazy, you know, everyone's epic vibe.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. You on the wave, kids? No. All right. Damn it. Well, anyway, you just reminded me of that. I ain't never known no kid that got sick like that. That's how I feel. I ain't never seen nobody try OZ epic like that. I didn't think that was a real wave. I'm like, yeah.
Eric Khan
I was like, nah.
Thomas Joe
One of my homer's like, I take those up like, no, you don't.
Eric Khan
You see, like, commercials for it. And you're like, what?
Thomas Joe
Have you seen commercials?
Eric Khan
Oh, you see? Yeah. You see it?
Thomas Joe
No, I didn't see that. I didn't see it. Like, it didn't. It wasn't real until my friend said with, shut up.
Eric Khan
For real, dude. Yeah. It's like, a lot of people on.
Thomas Joe
It, and it's not John. Everybody's like, that's how John got skinny. It's not him. It's somebody actually skinny already. So I was like, you take oic.
Mario Neil
They went from just regular to, like, regular skinny to like, extra skinny.
Thomas Joe
I. I don't know. See the difference? That. That side to that side. That's how much skinnier he is after taking oic. See that joy, how it's almost not different at all? That's what he looks like after taking Olympic. He was already skinny. Why are you taking oic, dude?
Eric Khan
O. I would.
Mario Neil
I'd be scared to.
Eric Khan
I'm scared years.
Thomas Joe
People are gonna be like, my butt. Or. Really? Have you ever had methylioma? Please dial. Yeah. Did your bones just turn to dust? Please call. Are you in a permanent wheelchair, you blob?
Mario Neil
It's got. For real. It's got good PR right now. It's like people are acting like it's vitamins or something.
Eric Khan
Oh, dude.
Thomas Joe
Did your bones turn to jelly? Yes, they did. Oh, is that big. You get $3,800.
Mario Neil
Oh, that big. But technically, you lost weight, right?
Eric Khan
There it is. There it is.
Thomas Joe
It did work.
Eric Khan
The pounds are down your bones.
Mario Neil
Used to weigh something.
Thomas Joe
Numbers don't lie.
Mario Neil
Damn.
Thomas Joe
Okay. Can you help me? Like this?
Eric Khan
Yes, sir.
Thomas Joe
Just blast from his joint.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Mario Neil
You want to get one of these cones? You go to custom conesusa.com.com.
Thomas Joe
It'S crazy, bro. I gotta be honest, because, you know, they're hand roll. Look at.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
So these have to be handled.
Mario Neil
I'm trying to figure out how they do it.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, I really appreciate the fact that somebody actually did the effort to make them.
Mario Neil
You must, like, have to cut the paper in a certain way and put it together, like origami type.
Eric Khan
What the. She's crazy.
Thomas Joe
The way you said that was. Sound like a stereotypical. No way. Yo, that was great. You sound like lefty. Gunplay was like a sober ass rap. What the. I like that. That was good. All right, here we go. Smoking everybody's religion. Smoke this. This is John 3:16. Damn. People hate me when I make fun of religion. Hey, man, God has a sense of humor. That means he likes what I just said.
Mario Neil
Laughter's got to be up there in his priority list for sure.
Thomas Joe
At the. At the Pearly Gates, he asked you, what is your favorite racist joke?
Eric Khan
I wonder who.
Thomas Joe
If you don't have one, they're like, I don't know if you're gonna make it in here, dude.
Eric Khan
I wonder who the first person would be who goes when you do, like, stand up. And who's gonna be like, yo, I really didn't. With that joke, man, like, after the show and everything.
Mario Neil
Angry fan or angry audience member.
Eric Khan
Why'd you joke about that, man?
Thomas Joe
Man, I get it on. On Twitter, on my messages a lot when I make fun of religion because I think sometimes it's made fun of them.
Eric Khan
But on.
Thomas Joe
On stage. No, no, no. Nobody yet. No, I haven't seen anything. Too bad.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
So the last that I did, they told me, you have five minutes. I'm like, oh, I have to re. I had to write a new set. All it was was being racist as hell for five. They were. They were. They were set up and they were set. It was set up. But, like, it was in the middle of Sega. We're all a little racist, right? Just so I can bring attention a little bit. Like, are we. I kind of say it like that to like, hey, it's kind of supposed to be awkward racism.
Eric Khan
Am I right?
Thomas Joe
But anyway, yeah. No, nobody yet. Nobody out. I'm gonna.
Eric Khan
It's gonna be a fun time.
Thomas Joe
It's gonna be a terrible time.
Mario Neil
This is hidden.
Thomas Joe
It's broken.
Mario Neil
Damn.
Eric Khan
You're gonna, like, be like, oh, my bad. Or you're gonna be like, you.
Thomas Joe
No, I wouldn't like. Yo, do you want a different joke? Let me tell you a different joke. Against a different religion. And, like, y'all hear that, like, so it's only your religion you don't want to hear about Isaac.
Mario Neil
Oh, no worries.
Thomas Joe
Oh, look at this burning.
Eric Khan
That one's burning. That's incredible. That one's burning amazingly.
Mario Neil
Wow.
Thomas Joe
I like it.
Eric Khan
Amazed.
Thomas Joe
Amazed. Yo, how many dads you take before you got here? Like 30.
Eric Khan
Like, 5.
Mario Neil
Do you clean your. Clean your.
Eric Khan
Every time I try to clean my bong, I have, like, a lot of bongs, so I just try to cycle through them, you know, let's all keep some clean and then see. Keep some in use and, like, he cleans in between.
Mario Neil
Dab rips and bong rips.
Eric Khan
Empty out the water. Oh, yeah, the nail. Yeah, yeah. You got to clean the nail every time for show. For show. Dump it out in the ice. Alcohol.
Thomas Joe
He's talking about, like, full ball.
Mario Neil
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
No, no. Hell no. I do. I told you about Yuki. Or have I? There was this guy I knew from Japan. His name was Yuki.
Eric Khan
Is he small?
Thomas Joe
No, he wasn't that small.
Eric Khan
Sounds small.
Thomas Joe
But he was a Japanese dude. He came here as a foreign exchange student, so he was here for, like, six years already. And I was, like, 19, and he was, like, 21, so he'd be, for, like, six years, biggest talker I ever met. And he smelled like a dumpster.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
He never took a shower. He's the guy that had the. All over the room. And he slept in the closet. Remember? There was cat all over the floor. The guy with the grower. Okay, Dan. Stinky Dan, his roommate.
Mario Neil
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Stinky Dan smelled so violently bad, but he had all the packs. But his house smelled like actual meat cooking.
Eric Khan
He's almost dead in there or something.
Thomas Joe
No, his family was just. Oh, a nice house. But I'm not. I'm not trying to be mean, but his mom was like, you know, bedridden lady.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
They couldn't get her in the room, so she just. Her room was the living room. Oh, she was so massive, it didn't look real. The first time I saw her, I walked in with.
Eric Khan
I thought. I thought you were implying something else.
Mario Neil
She was huge, dude.
Thomas Joe
It couldn't fit her into doorways. She went through the sliding glass door in the living room and never went anywhere else. She was so nice. Anyway, I met her and Then his brother was gigantic and was one of the guys that drools on himself like playing games. But he was probably like four or five hundred pounds, man. Really? They called him skinny.
Eric Khan
But anyway, what do you think they're eating?
Thomas Joe
Oh, just straight bagel dogs. Bagel dogs.
Eric Khan
You know, pizza bagel dog.
Thomas Joe
Costco. Costco. You know, like fat American. But he had a couple kids. They just stunk the house up. They just ran through. You know, they're little kids. Anyway, he had like another. He was huge. His dad was there. His dad was huge. He looked like Don Vito from Viva Laban. And the house just stung so bad. Anyway, they had a foreign exchange student named Yugi Yuki. I said yu.
Mario Neil
Gi.
Thomas Joe
Oh, like you said. Damn it.
Eric Khan
He was like, he's chilling there.
Thomas Joe
He rented a. He rented a room and he sold. He grew weed. The guy Sam trapped hard. Oh, it's a nice house in the new development. But he just had like, hundreds of peas all the time. And Yuki was a grower, and he was trying to perfect some. So he was like, live with him. He's like, oh, I got that. He's like a scientist kid. But he'd have like eight plants in a room. A size room like this. There was so much cat all over the ground, stuck to the car. Because he had a cat in there and it had a litter box there. But there's never in the litter box. Why?
Eric Khan
No, I can't do that.
Thomas Joe
There was everywhere. He never cleaned it up. This. Slept in the closet? No, On a blanket.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
In the closet. But half the closet had grow equipment in it. So he curled up every night and.
Eric Khan
He slept in the closet with.
Thomas Joe
Catch it right here.
Eric Khan
That is the grind. That's the thing.
Thomas Joe
Like, it's not like they were. They were doing it to him. That's his room, his cat, where his clothes were. You tell me. There was not a dresser in sight. It was just gross stuff on the ground. Like, literal cat stuck to the carpet. In the carpet. We think he was a tweaker, but, wow. He didn't. He didn't have tweaker 10. He didn't have scenes. Never smoked meth around us. But he was weird. And we had super nice roars. Like, stupid, heady roars. And every rip, he would clean it out.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
Slept on cat.
Eric Khan
Wow. That's real priorities. That's good priorities. I. With him. Yeah, that's that.
Thomas Joe
And he was from Japan. But don't say that. That's Japanese people.
Mario Neil
Oh, wait, Sticky Dan was Japanese?
Thomas Joe
No, Sticky Dan was a white Guy, his roommate Yuki, lived up in the one room. Oh, he stunk so bad.
Eric Khan
Is it true you don't need to train cats to use a litter box? They just know?
Mario Neil
Yeah, they just.
Thomas Joe
Well, not this one. This one. Everywhere.
Mario Neil
You know what I realized is the ironic thing. So, like, you got. You have a dog. You won't. You gotta let the dog outside. He barely even wants to go outside. You got to kind of force him to.
Eric Khan
Right?
Mario Neil
You got the cat. She's basically a prisoner. All she wants to do is go outside. You can't let her out because then coyotes are going to get her. So she looks at the dog outside all day, wanting to go outside, but the cat just understands to use the litter box. But if the cat didn't understand to use the litter box, we'd have to let her outside and like the dog, basically.
Thomas Joe
So she's keeping herself. What you're saying is, if my cat didn't listen, she'd be dead.
Mario Neil
Yeah. It's a little ecosystem we have.
Thomas Joe
I like that.
Eric Khan
Munched on.
Thomas Joe
Getting munched on.
Mario Neil
We lost our other cat like that. Oh, we couldn't keep her in the house. She would not stay.
Thomas Joe
Ate it.
Mario Neil
We don't know what happened to her. She could have.
Thomas Joe
The neighbors just had her.
Mario Neil
That could be.
Thomas Joe
Didn't know where it was.
Mario Neil
She was old, but she just never came back.
Thomas Joe
One day she's just trapping. So trapping it out somewhere. Selling pharmaceuticals.
Mario Neil
Could be. She could just be, like, living like she's been just. Yeah, she's just a kingpin now. Bossed up.
Thomas Joe
Get out.
Mario Neil
She's flipping real.
Thomas Joe
Get out of here. Get out. Flipping real estate. There's a cat in a suit pantsuit. If it was a girl. I like this. I like where this conversation is gone.
Mario Neil
If you ever do a podcast, it's got to be the Conversation.
Eric Khan
Come on, you're going crazy. You're going crazy.
Thomas Joe
Oh, Marty.
Eric Khan
Oh, Mart. That's a good one.
Thomas Joe
Oh, Mark. The Conversation.
Mario Neil
You damn near gotta start a podcast.
Thomas Joe
Oh, my God. That was incredible. You hear Marty's name for Eric's podcast, the Conversation? Yeah, there you go. Just click, Bronco. What?
Eric Khan
That's pretty epic.
Thomas Joe
No, no, it's incredible. You gotta get that tatted right here.
Eric Khan
Oh, backwards.
Thomas Joe
So you can read in the mirror.
Eric Khan
In the mirror in the shot.
Thomas Joe
Oh, my God. All right, so I've been seeing you do a lot of fake cart videos.
Eric Khan
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Where the you finding all these fake cards, man?
Eric Khan
I'm just doing the brands that are heavily faked. And I'm smoking The actual like real ones. But I'm like talking about it.
Thomas Joe
Oh, see, I just saw. Explaining one reason I saw. I smoked a fake cart.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've yet to smoke like an actual, actual fake car. But it's the brands that are just like in all the trap markets. Like the freight cars that are like an 80 of like the people that we like that watch us, they're smoking all these like kind of sketchy ass cards and they're all fake brands and stuff. But it's the faked, like they're imitated real brands. So I try the real brands and let them know what the real brand should be and stuff. Yeah, different version. Yeah. They're buying the packaging from China and their local plugs, filling it up with some. You know what I mean?
Thomas Joe
All day.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
He doesn't have cookie packs. That should be a sticker. No, your homie doesn't have real cookie packs. Come on. I told John we do not have a telegram. That's when he made a sticker. It's a great sticker.
Eric Khan
That is a great sticker.
Mario Neil
I was thinking the other day, they should do like a shirt that's like. You know how on a website would be like, do you accept or reject all cookies?
Thomas Joe
Oh, I like that. I like that. We need 99% of that. This thing broke off.
Eric Khan
Okay, the arms.
Thomas Joe
Real quick. Sorry. I had a question in my head.
Mario Neil
What's been cracking with the Pine Park?
Thomas Joe
There was something else I was going to ask. Go, go, go, go.
Eric Khan
Pine Park's been chilling, man. Pine Park's been chilling. We're starting up some new shows, which is cool with Munch. And then when is this. When does this go live?
Mario Neil
Tuesday.
Thomas Joe
Tuesday.
Mario Neil
Next Tuesday.
Eric Khan
Nice. All right. Yeah. This will be the first official place that we'll say thanks. I haven't even announced this anywhere yet. We are opening a dispensary. Oh, wow. In Dallas, Texas.
Mario Neil
Oh, what?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like him stuff. Yeah.
Thomas Joe
It has to be, right?
Eric Khan
Yeah, it has to be. So our homie Eddie, who's grown in like hell. Yeah. It's gonna say Pine park on the store. 24 hour drive through. That's 10 minutes from Dallas, Fort Worth.
Mario Neil
That's gotta feel insane.
Eric Khan
I can't wait. It's gonna be pretty crazy. Yeah. Home state. That's what I'm saying.
Mario Neil
You're from San Antonio.
Thomas Joe
A drive through. The fact that it's a drive through makes it so much better.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
24 hour drive.
Mario Neil
Did they just get those type of dispensers like yeah, it's like a.
Eric Khan
You gotta get like a couple licenses. Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mario Neil
I saw Young Mike is starting one or something.
Thomas Joe
Really?
Mario Neil
Instagram, you got like a. You got a storefront.
Thomas Joe
Oh, wait, you're right, you're right, you're right. I thought that was like THC market though. I could be wrong. You could be completely right.
Mario Neil
No, that's like a huge thing to be happening.
Thomas Joe
Damn. The store.
Eric Khan
The address of the building's 422. Stop. Yeah, sorry. It's crazy.
Thomas Joe
It's pre existing. Is it a pre existing.
Eric Khan
Yes. The pre, pre existing number? It's already there.
Thomas Joe
No. Is it a pre existing dispensary movie?
Eric Khan
It's a pharmacy.
Thomas Joe
You're not gonna change almost nothing.
Eric Khan
Yeah, it's gonna have a couple signs. We're gonna have a drive through menu. It's gonna be a sign. We're gonna have like combos. It's gonna be funny. Like a number one, number two.
Thomas Joe
Oh, the joint in the lighter. Number six.
Mario Neil
Yeah, you can walk into or you.
Eric Khan
Can walk into it as well. The drive thru is gonna be open March 20th though. And then we're open April. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's like it's a month tonight. Exactly. And then April 20th, we're trying to launch the install.
Mario Neil
Are you gonna have like members, like you can order advance. Come just pick it up. Drive through.
Eric Khan
Right, right, right, right. Let's pick up stuff. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be crazy.
Thomas Joe
It's going to be crazy.
Eric Khan
It's going to be nuts.
Thomas Joe
You know, it's crazy when you would do a video on your own business. Like, yo, this is going to be crazy. Do a YouTube video on it. Oh, this is our. You know what I'm saying? Like that's something you would travel just to go do like drive through.
Eric Khan
Right, right. But we're, I mean, we're trying to have like 80, 90% our own products, but obviously like 10, 20% like other people's stuff. So we'd love for the dopest to be in there type, you know what I mean?
Thomas Joe
So cool.
Eric Khan
It'd be cool.
Thomas Joe
Holy.
Mario Neil
What's the inside gonna look like?
Eric Khan
We're trying to have it like, you know what the store ASRV is?
Mario Neil
I can look it up.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, look it up. It's like a really sleek, like modern kind of like minimalistic store almost. So it's kind of maybe a little bit more.
Mario Neil
Oh, gotcha. It looks like if you AI search like modern clean.
Eric Khan
Right, right. Not literally. Exactly. It's almost like. Yeah, this side of your studio, like dark, dark colors. You know what I mean?
Thomas Joe
It could look like a trap house. That's gonna be a money a straight gold mine. Who wouldn't want to go get and drive through 24 hours a day by the airport? Yeah, it's THCA. You can fly with that out.
Mario Neil
I just got stranded in Dallas out of that airport.
Thomas Joe
That's really.
Eric Khan
It's gonna be insane. It's gonna be fun.
Thomas Joe
Is there any other drive thru TC dispensaries in Dallas?
Eric Khan
I'm not sure about in Dallas. Like it's definitely a thing. I just went to one in Vegas recently, so it's definitely a thing. That's like around. I know there's one in Florida as well.
Mario Neil
That's amazing. Oh, and Hex is from there, right?
Eric Khan
Yeah, that's where they're based at us. That's where like that whole Optic network and everything is based and all this other squads is based.
Mario Neil
Spencer in his hometown.
Thomas Joe
Man, that's exciting as hell.
Eric Khan
It's super exciting.
Mario Neil
Wow.
Thomas Joe
So literally too much to be able to go in there. 100 within 260 days from this moment.
Eric Khan
Yeah, you'll be able to walk in, get some.
Thomas Joe
You'll be, you'll be smoking and celebrating your first day of business. Exactly. 60 days.
Mario Neil
How many like does Pine park have like a ton of strains and skus and at this point.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, we're like working on it right now. We have a head cultivator. His name's Eddie. He's been growing for I don't even know how long in multiple states. Most recently, Oklahoma is where we kind of linked up. But now we're getting it going with him. He's helping us out. He's the man. He's the man for show.
Mario Neil
So it's like Michigan, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Texas.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
Dumb old Texas. All everything I press in Texas, they stick his spongebob. I'm sorry, I don't mean Texas is really dope.
Mario Neil
This is weird to hear. It's like I respect that it's some like human rights type down there because.
Eric Khan
They'Re like, it's crazy down there. It's crazy down there. It's also not real weed, but you know, it's THCA's real weed and everything, but actual like whatever. Cannabis is decriminalized in Dallas. Up to 4 ounces. That's recent. Like the few.
Thomas Joe
Oh, so you have actual wheat on you?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
So you could definitely have thc.
Mario Neil
Oh, I didn't realize that.
Thomas Joe
Buy Legally.
Mario Neil
So hold on. You should have it with your card, but you can't.
Thomas Joe
Yeah.
Eric Khan
Like 7 tax because it's Texas.
Thomas Joe
Is there any fast food restaurants near there?
Eric Khan
There's one restaurant right next to it, and I forgot what it was, but it is. I wish it was a Whataburger or something. That would be op. All right. It might be a Sonic. I think it's a Sonic.
Thomas Joe
But Sonic is.
Eric Khan
Sonic's a good one. Because people walk to Sonic.
Mario Neil
You should put Mama Khan's Bakery Shop.
Thomas Joe
Right next to it, inside the corner of it, like Costco. Get samples.
Eric Khan
Ridiculous. Hold on.
Thomas Joe
Whataburger.
Eric Khan
What a burger. What a burger.
Thomas Joe
Comments?
Eric Khan
What did you get? I didn't know what you got first.
Thomas Joe
Me. So I'm. I'm a dick with that. Ah, but their fries are not good, man.
Eric Khan
What? N. I wasn't happy with it. I like what I'm. Burger.
Thomas Joe
Fries.
Eric Khan
I like.
Thomas Joe
I've tried it three different times.
Eric Khan
Gotta be blasphemous. You don't like them at any of the times. They are a little flimsy sometimes. I like the flims. I like the flames. I like the flames in and out.
Thomas Joe
Fries suck, too.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I agree.
Thomas Joe
They're boiled different ways.
Eric Khan
They're different ways. Yeah.
Thomas Joe
If they're animal style, I'll take them. All right. But Whataburger. What I saw of it, I was like, no, this is.
Mario Neil
I never ate there.
Thomas Joe
One time I drove when I was. When I went out there to OT's thing, and like, this is it. Here it. Oh, like, no way. This is it. But I know people like, you didn't even try the Me.
Eric Khan
Shut up.
Thomas Joe
You can't judge it from basic what I ate. I was like, these fries aren't great. That's all.
Eric Khan
Okay, okay. That's fair. That's a.
Thomas Joe
You know, that's it.
Eric Khan
Not everyone loves the fries, but I'm a fan of them for sure. Their saltiness, you know, you got to.
Mario Neil
Go back at least three times to really judge it. Maybe.
Eric Khan
You said three, right? You said three. What did you say? You tried it three times.
Thomas Joe
I've tried it two or three times.
Eric Khan
Okay. I don't know.
Mario Neil
You might have an opinion.
Thomas Joe
Just the fries. Okay. Ketchup's good.
Eric Khan
Hurts my heart.
Thomas Joe
Ketchup's good. Whataburgers. Whatever.
Eric Khan
Ketchup is good. Ketchup's insane. I bring the ketchup back. I have two.
Thomas Joe
I still have not been in the Bucky's.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
I have been there yet.
Eric Khan
That's ridiculous. Bucky's amazing.
Thomas Joe
So basically what happens when you don't have a lot of fun stuff to do? Everyone goes, yo, the grocery store is the best place I ever been in my life.
Eric Khan
That's true.
Thomas Joe
I heard that 82 times. I went, that's the most fun. He's like, that store's got it.
Eric Khan
Everything.
Thomas Joe
All right, all right, all right. And it seems like the mall people treat Bucky's like the mall.
Eric Khan
Truly. If people stop by, you know what I mean? Take pictures with the beaver.
Thomas Joe
I'm telling you, dude, and I'm not trying to downplay it at all, but they were like. I'm like, you want to go to the gas station? Like, bro, you haven't been there yet.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
There's not a lot to do out here because there's not a lot to do. But Buggy's is still cool. All right, I'll go to Bucky's then. Gas up, gas up, get a full beaver outfit, a full pantsuit. They have Walmart style clothes like Walmart couples. But it has Bucky squirrels all over it.
Eric Khan
I love it. You gotta look up the picture. Bucky's has fallen. Look at. Look that up.
Thomas Joe
Oh, it's gonna be something ridiculous, bro. This fool's hella internety. He knows all that fun meme cc es. I still haven't been in there.
Eric Khan
It's a beautiful place, man. I'll tell you what.
Thomas Joe
Damn. Look at Hank Hill in here right now. It's a beautiful place, man. I love it. What are you throwing a picture up right now for us?
Eric Khan
Yeah, that first picture. That first picture. The first one. The first one.
Thomas Joe
The first one. Oh, my God. Oh my God. What does that say, man? To blur that out, dude. Yo, big in there, bro.
Eric Khan
It's huge. It's a massive, massive. What, Bucky, you haven't seen pictures of it?
Thomas Joe
Look how. No, look how far back?
Eric Khan
Go back and just look up Bucky's. Just look at pictures of Bucky's.
Thomas Joe
Stop. Is that why everybody?
Eric Khan
I don't want to spoil it for you. It's mad.
Thomas Joe
They got assortment of gummy worms.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Homemade, like they're in house. Gummy worms. Bucky's. Bucky's branded gummy worms. Worms.
Thomas Joe
No.
Eric Khan
And they're good. Oh, also buc ees, man.
Thomas Joe
Roll this Hashel.
Eric Khan
Oh, nice.
Thomas Joe
So he sm. Oh my God. There statue. That's how big it is.
Mario Neil
This thing is terrifying.
Eric Khan
This sounds.
Mario Neil
This looks like the thing in squid games that kills you.
Eric Khan
Party time.
Thomas Joe
South Park. The critter French.
Eric Khan
Now they got A little bakery. They got a beef jerky section of all in House. It's crazy jerky too. It's delicious.
Thomas Joe
Really.
Eric Khan
It's a great place, man.
Thomas Joe
All right, let's go. Let's. Come on, let's go.
Eric Khan
Buc ee's might be the best place.
Thomas Joe
No, wait. Yo, you should just throwing it out there to start about it right now. Just thought about it, because I know you work with puffcon heavily. I mean, puffco heavily. You should definitely make a collab. Eric Cotton collab with PuffCo. It's called PuffCon.
Eric Khan
K H A N. Wow.
Mario Neil
That'S a bar.
Eric Khan
That'd be insane. That'd be insane.
Thomas Joe
I think you should do that.
Eric Khan
I think it should happen. I think.
Thomas Joe
I think that'd be kind of smart. Wait, hold on. Okay. We switched, Mike. We just got our whole schedule up on the. On the podcast. We're trying Live switching, man. Sorry, we're still getting it down.
Eric Khan
Live switching, guys.
Thomas Joe
Okay, so to get off of what I said earlier about Twitter, I named that Twitter wasteland. That's what it's becoming.
Eric Khan
What it is.
Thomas Joe
That's what it's becoming, man. And it's becoming that. And it's all good. Let's get more of a positive note. I'm just kidding. What the hell is going on with YouTube? What is happening with Wetubers? What is happening on Earth? I talked about this slightly recently. I was like, I'll talk about to Eric. And then I thought, you know what? I'm not going to say anyone's name, but there is a certain YouTuber that's going absolutely wild, honestly.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Last time I saw you go, be careful, I go, oh, man, you said that too. Oh, my God, dude, I didn't even do anything. So we won't go crazy into it. There's a certain YouTube that told me and Eric that we suck, but he said he's. We suck all shooty.
Eric Khan
We're not allowed in a certain city anymore. Okay? People after us.
Thomas Joe
Why? What did you do?
Eric Khan
I didn't do nothing in the world.
Thomas Joe
That you could think of. Like, he said.
Eric Khan
He said word for word, he's like, we were supposed to hang out in LA and you, like, ditched me or something. He's like, you're the reason I flew out to LA and you ditched me. And I was like, what? And so I, like, went back into the DMS to see if, like, we were ever gonna link, and he DM'd me. He's like, yo, I'm gonna be in LA next month. I'll let you know. And I said, all right, bet. And that was the whole conversation.
Thomas Joe
No.
Eric Khan
And that was that you never let me know he was in town. And, like, he never, like, I was, like, bad. Like, I'm down to link, and then that's what he's. Yeah, it was crazy. Never met him. Never met him in person.
Thomas Joe
No.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I never met the guy. It's crazy.
Thomas Joe
All right.
Eric Khan
He told me to unfollow Josh from Raw or we're gonna have a problem. And I was like, oh.
Thomas Joe
He'S chill. They didn't do anything. And he told me that. I was like, what did I do? He's like, oh, you. Oh, money. And I go, we just talked about how I paid you within, like, 10 hours. Oh, yeah, I missed it. Thanks. Yeah, yeah, we talked about it. You don't remember? Check your text messages. Scroll up. Oh, right there where I said, yes, yes, I got the payment.
Eric Khan
I think there is something crazy going on.
Thomas Joe
Something's going on.
Eric Khan
Hopefully get some help. You know what I mean?
Thomas Joe
Yeah, Something has to be correct.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, like, real crazy.
Thomas Joe
You don't act like that out of nowhere. See, it was just nice. Like, three days before that, right?
Eric Khan
He just a chill guy who's texting.
Thomas Joe
Me, like, three days before that.
Eric Khan
Supposed to some insane content on Instagram. You seen that? He's, like, in the airport taking blinkers and, like, showing, like, the workers, and it's crazy. It was crazy, bro.
Thomas Joe
When somebody says weird stuff to me, I'm like, I'm over it. And I have so much to do that I don't pay attention. I just. I just know what I saw. So there might be, like, 10 new videos. I have no clue. I just saw one video. I'm done.
Eric Khan
It deleted all his YouTube videos. It's only rap music now.
Thomas Joe
That's cool.
Eric Khan
It's good for him.
Thomas Joe
That's great. Great move as a YouTuber. But, yeah, I just wanted to hopefully this better, because that's sad.
Eric Khan
Yeah, I think it'll. I mean, hopefully it'll be okay.
Thomas Joe
Hopefully in like, three months, it comes out like, guys, I'm good now.
Eric Khan
You know what I mean?
Thomas Joe
Like, buddy, you know what I mean? Bad guys pulls a David do apology. Like, dude, my bad dog.
Eric Khan
Welcome, guys.
Thomas Joe
Back on buff. Like, David Do. Let's go.
Eric Khan
At first I thought gimmick.
Thomas Joe
Oh, I thought he was just doing some shit like drop an album. We talk to YouTubers, right? And I was like, wait, this guy's being seriously, like, kind of weird. And a jerk. I just kind of let it at that.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Yeah. You ever been to pizza place? Yeah. Dough Brick.
Thomas Joe
No, I haven't been. That place on Santa.
Eric Khan
Yes.
Thomas Joe
Flat Factory, correct?
Eric Khan
Yes, yes. It's right there.
Thomas Joe
I've never been.
Eric Khan
Me neither. I always passed by it, though. People are always popping.
Thomas Joe
You know how crazy it is that somebody can be so popping, so far, so famous, so big. So this. It's kind of crazy. Like on a year Their name carry no weight.
Eric Khan
He got canceled. He got canceled. And it went, what a shame.
Thomas Joe
Let me get buff.
Eric Khan
Come out with a little. Yeah, that video went viral, though.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, that's. That's gonna get him.
Eric Khan
It did get us.
Thomas Joe
Yeah.
Eric Khan
He almost killed his homie, right? That's why he got canceled. Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Like, I didn't even drive, I guess the. Jeff. The. The.
Eric Khan
Oh, I didn't drive.
Thomas Joe
Drive.
Eric Khan
What the.
Thomas Joe
I saw something say they get.
Eric Khan
That is awful.
Thomas Joe
Unless that was a fake article.
Eric Khan
Like, give me every dollar, David.
Thomas Joe
Oh, dude. If I wasn't allowed to drive because my friend did something to me, I'd be so bad, dude.
Eric Khan
It be insane.
Mario Neil
Not allowed to drive.
Thomas Joe
Like, he got hurt doing something. The David Dober guy hurt his head.
Eric Khan
Like a vision thing or something.
Thomas Joe
Maybe he smacked his head, messed his vision up.
Mario Neil
Oh, God.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, he's like. He was whipping him on this tractor in the ocean, you know, like swinging him. He's like, hey, stop. Stop a jackass. He's like, stop, stop, stop. And he did. When he stopped, he did stop. He swung right into the arm and cracked his head. Pretty much should have died from that smack. He could have died from that snack Anyway, you know, YouTuber stuff. YouTube stuff, man, that is YouTubers YouTuber stuff, mate. It's all good. I like that guy Jamari.
Eric Khan
Oh, yeah. His videos are chill.
Thomas Joe
He's the same style as that Patrick.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. Like the video commentary.
Thomas Joe
Coffee Zilla style.
Eric Khan
We're not investigative shout out Coffee Zilla man. Exposing people left and right. That is a cool dude. He just were the people, you know.
Mario Neil
His whole production is so sick. The way they little roomy does or whatever Atmosphere.
Thomas Joe
This one's off.
Eric Khan
I love this vibe a lot. Now he's the man. There's a lot of people putting out some insane content that's just like, wow, it's high quality stuff. It's better than Netflix. There's like a lot of true crime stuff that's better on YouTube than the Netflix. Like, for sure they do it.
Thomas Joe
They do the. It's our attention span. But oh, no, downtime Downtown. Downtown. We don't want shots of Chicago.
Mario Neil
Yeah, yeah.
Thomas Joe
That's what they do on TV. Here's a pan. And YouTube was just like, hey, like thanks man. We grew up on Blues Clues. Don't give me Bob Ross. That was other generation, dude. That's why I changed it. Suck.
Mario Neil
When's the last time you watched a Bob Ross?
Eric Khan
It's been a while. Every once in While, the 24 hour Bob Ross YouTube stream comes up on my feet. Let me tune in. Yeah, it is nice. It's nice, it's nice.
Thomas Joe
That's just Marty.
Eric Khan
It's one of the best things.
Thomas Joe
He's just taking serums.
Eric Khan
It's the one viewer.
Thomas Joe
He's about Ross. Okay, before I forget, 100 last time on Earth these words will ever be spoken. But it has to be spoken because I know gonna ask by what the hell? Your homie and I got into some little quarrel. Everybody keeps asking me about it.
Eric Khan
My homie.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, your gamer homie. Your gamer homie that wears a beanie constantly.
Eric Khan
Oh, the coral, the coral, the coral.
Thomas Joe
Between the rains and the nethers and the weathers. Anyway, we got it. We got the whole spiel with that guy, right? I have to talk about it because you didn't say it. You were 100% thrown into the situation.
Eric Khan
Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
Thomas Joe
So everybody keeps asking, do you even like Eric anymore? Does he even like you? I'm like, bro, nothing happened. It was between me and that guy, not Eric. So I just want us to be like, yo, like, hold on. Gun under the table. Everything's good, right, man?
Eric Khan
Yeah, that situation was crazy. It's a shame. Oh yeah, sure. Thanks, man.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. So that was a whole third party thrown in situation. So I just want to put it out there for everybody out there to go. And I know there's gonna be 50 comments. I thought they don't like Jim. I know. That was complete. Somebody completely different. It happened to be third party adjacent, that's all.
Mario Neil
Yeah, if left up to you, none of that would have happened. Everything would have been all good, basically. Like, which would have been a smooth transaction.
Thomas Joe
Yes. Yeah. But everything's done now, so who cares. But I just wanted to make it address that because I still get DMs about that dude. And that was like a year ago.
Eric Khan
That was a year ago at this point, huh?
Thomas Joe
Oh, I mean, at least seven months. At least.
Eric Khan
Rounds up. Rounds up.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, yeah, rounds up for sure. Dude. That's how you get on dads against predators, man. You better be careful with that. Oh, 14. That rounds up what, dude? Oh, damn. Do you watch. Do you watch JD do you watch Skeeter G? Do you watch Alex Rose? And do you watch Dap? Do you watch Bakersfield Guy?
Mario Neil
This whole category of, like, catching the.
Eric Khan
Predators and stuff when they beat their asses.
Thomas Joe
Funny dollars a month they get from me so I can watch the Patreon.
Eric Khan
Damn. And they're just catching these predators. It's crazy, the things that they'll say, man, some sick, some real love seeing.
Thomas Joe
A full get what it's coming to, dude.
Eric Khan
Insane stuff. Some people try to, like, complain. It's always Twitter complaining, too. They're like, they're not even in it for the right reasons. It's like, who cares? Yeah. They just want. These guys want to beat someone up. It's like, at least even if they.
Thomas Joe
Do, at least it's one of these guys.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Yeah. At least it's one of these. Yeah.
Mario Neil
With Dap, I genuinely feel like they're just wholeheartedly in it for the writers.
Thomas Joe
Oh, they love exposing these. I was talking to him. I told him yesterday, starting a podcast. Shout out to Dap. They're starting a podcast.
Eric Khan
That's fire.
Thomas Joe
Do you know who the Dap is? Dad's against predators. The ones that beat.
Eric Khan
Yes. A little group of them. Right?
Thomas Joe
He yells. So their podcast is called Excuse me, everybody.
Eric Khan
Wow, that's awesome. Have you ever seen the pranks of people pranking their friends? Like, walking through a target. They're like, here. They're like, start running it.
Thomas Joe
I want to do that to somebody in my family, but I also want them to be part of my family after.
Mario Neil
We just watched that yesterday on our unrestricted show, the Dude.
Thomas Joe
Oh, have you seen that trend?
Mario Neil
Is that what he's talking about?
Thomas Joe
Go. No, no. He's talking about people will start filming their friend.
Eric Khan
Excuse me, everybody. This guy's here.
Thomas Joe
They just. It's just like messing with your homies. We're talking about is a guy, like, wears a chess camera or something. Eric. And he goes up to the, like, the worker at Tart and goes, hey, my little brother. He's kind of shy. The bathroom block is stuck. I want to. You know, I mean, like, can you guys come get it open? And he'll walk over.
Eric Khan
Hey, bud.
Thomas Joe
Hey.
Eric Khan
Hey.
Thomas Joe
I saw one guy start crawling under, and the guy in the stalls, like. And the guy film is like. And he runs off because he's like, I don't know who that is in there.
Mario Neil
The laugh was so long.
Eric Khan
Awesome.
Thomas Joe
What did you just do to this? You don't know this guy. Just staring at his ass.
Eric Khan
Yo.
Thomas Joe
It's pretty. It's not a harmless prank, but it is pretty funny.
Eric Khan
It's pretty harmless.
Thomas Joe
It's pretty fun. You never know what could happen.
Eric Khan
Funny ass prank.
Thomas Joe
I don't know. But anyway. Yeah, Dap. That's how you end about that, man. Don't be rounding up. Be careful, be safe.
Mario Neil
So last time you were here, you were talking about Victor Womena.
Thomas Joe
He was just coming out and now he's. He got drafted to the Saints football team to be the punter. That guy's a stick figure. He's the stick for Bug's life. That could dunk.
Mario Neil
So did he live up to your expectations or not so much.
Eric Khan
Yeah, not for sure. He's like an anomaly. He's like one of the best players in the league. He was in the running for defensive player of the year. He just got hit with an injury today. He's out for the season today. Today. What happened this morning? It was like a freaking injury. He got a blood clot in his shoulder.
Thomas Joe
Jamaican.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. It's up, it's up. I don't know what he is actually. He's French.
Thomas Joe
He's also saying blood clot.
Eric Khan
Yeah. But it's like a super serious thing. So they shut him down for the season. It's up.
Thomas Joe
That's scared.
Eric Khan
It's like the biggest news of the day. People were texting me and that. People are saying I don't know the certain condition. There's like Internet doctors and they're like, height has nothing to do with it. But he's like an anomaly. So it might. He's tall as.
Thomas Joe
Do you imagine how long it takes his blood to course?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. Literally, like it makes sense.
Mario Neil
Normal time, basically.
Thomas Joe
No, it's pretty for real. Double the door.
Mario Neil
His heart has to be double as strong.
Thomas Joe
Oh no. Just to get through his leg bones.
Eric Khan
But now he's insane. He's like. He's. He's a ridiculous player. Like the. Easily gonna be like the best in the league for a while. Speaking of basketball, it's pretty beautiful things.
Thomas Joe
It seems like your state gave up a very, very, very good white kid. Oh, they're like, hey California, take it all from us. Take it all. Take our foreign kid.
Eric Khan
I remember where I was.
Thomas Joe
Remember that?
Eric Khan
It's a shocking moment. I was in a bar. It was on my birthday. It was on my birthday.
Thomas Joe
No, it's like, where were you with the towers are down.
Eric Khan
That's literally what. That's what I was thinking of. Maybe the most tragic moment of my life.
Thomas Joe
So why would they do that? That's like giving away dirt.
Eric Khan
Now there's a whole bunch of conspiracy theories around it.
Thomas Joe
Why would they do that?
Eric Khan
Makes no sense.
Thomas Joe
It's like, yo, you want Kobe? Yeah, you can have Kobe. Cuddle rise.
Eric Khan
Just like a couple dollars. Why not?
Mario Neil
Oh, dude, how much longer do you think LeBron's gonna be around for?
Eric Khan
Oh, hopefully forever.
Thomas Joe
Oh, you're LeBron?
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Oh, man. Okay, okay. I just went and saw that for the first time.
Eric Khan
Damn. He's the king. He's the king. You ever see that? You are my sunshine memes.
Thomas Joe
No, no. His face is a Teletubby. Is that what you're talking about?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, I've seen that.
Thomas Joe
I just see the picture of it. So I went and saw him the other day when they played the warriors. That a game like a week or two ago. This full hit, like three half court shots.
Eric Khan
He's the man just to do it. He's like almost 40. He's almost 40?
Mario Neil
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
Like, yo, look at my son.
Eric Khan
I love him.
Thomas Joe
He's on the bench.
Eric Khan
He's got Luca by side now. Not AD anymore. That's kind of sad. AD Got hurt too.
Thomas Joe
Really?
Eric Khan
AD Got traded to the Mavericks and immediately got hurt. And legs like a groin injury. Out for weeks, indefinitely, it says.
Thomas Joe
So do you think the. They're gonna have a run like the Heat? Try to have a run with the Dream team with Luka LeBron, hopefully. And that dude feels like genuine N.
Eric Khan
It's Austin Reeves, the third piece, little white boy, the white kid.
Thomas Joe
Who's the kid with the beard that looks like a R and B rapper with the. With the braids.
Eric Khan
Oh, dlo. I think I traded him. If I'm not mistaken, I play the other day. Oh, I'm tweaking. I don't know.
Thomas Joe
Well, he looks like Randy Moss. And Randy Moss started doing the braids. Oh, straight up, dude. I was like, look, short Randy Moss. And then I went, oh, yeah, he's huge with the stands. Hey, man.
Mario Neil
Huh?
Thomas Joe
Basketball's fun. Four seasons before.
Eric Khan
No, never.
Thomas Joe
Me neither. I think it might be an experience. Oh, my God.
Eric Khan
Yeah. For real. They're right there. Oh, my God. Apparently they're so close.
Thomas Joe
How tempted would you be? Like, just trip, right?
Eric Khan
Throw a piece of popcorn out there.
Mario Neil
It's like a billion dollar franchise. They're trusting you not to.
Thomas Joe
Well, they should give me a couple more feet of room if you didn't want me to trip. Don't run by my legs.
Mario Neil
What if you were 7 foot 4 like Victor and you want to support side, I would.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, I stretch my legs out. I'm. I'm sixth man defense. Victor, that was disgustingly tall.
Eric Khan
He's so good. He's so good.
Thomas Joe
I can't believe this was all proud. He's so good. Yo, what's Drew Brees doing right now? Now, Eric?
Eric Khan
Oh, hopefully running for mayor soon.
Thomas Joe
You think so?
Eric Khan
That's what they're saying.
Thomas Joe
Really? Okay.
Eric Khan
Definitely win. I mean, New Orleans. He would win any, like, no doubt.
Thomas Joe
For sure.
Eric Khan
Like, undoubtedly.
Thomas Joe
Everybody loves him.
Mario Neil
Wait, you're a Saints fan?
Thomas Joe
He's a Justin Timberlake of the NFL.
Mario Neil
Drew Brees for mayor of New Orleans.
Eric Khan
No doubt.
Mario Neil
That's cool.
Eric Khan
Everyone.
Mario Neil
I'm for that.
Eric Khan
Everyone vote for it. Yo, I damn near voting for president.
Thomas Joe
Celebrities, man. They just got our hearts. We let a man that could barely speak English run California. He did it better than Gavin Newsom.
Eric Khan
See that OJ documentary, Mr. Burns. I always see the OJ documentaries, and they're always just more interesting.
Thomas Joe
He definitely did it.
Eric Khan
Yeah, this one was, like, interviewing. This one was interviewing, like, the original people, which is cool.
Thomas Joe
Again, let's see what they got to say again.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
20 years later, again, we still don't get no new information. Like, why would you like the sixth tojay documentary? We still don't know. And now he's dead.
Eric Khan
He killed both of us.
Thomas Joe
He definitely did that for sure.
Eric Khan
With a knife.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, he's with a knife. Head nearly came off. Are my wife's heads going off? That's what he did. My best friend and wife's head's coming up. Yeah, I like that.
Mario Neil
How dare he not, like, have a deathbed confessional.
Eric Khan
I know, right? He wrote that book. It was pretty close.
Thomas Joe
He did. And he did the Instagram videos. Remember that? Or his. You see that?
Mario Neil
He had, like, an influencer stretched.
Eric Khan
Yeah, he did like this.
Thomas Joe
He walk up, putting a glove on. Oh, hi. This one fits like, stupid, like, dumb stuff. I. I can't.
Eric Khan
Commercials. Like a scary one where he's like, ah. He's like, pretend.
Thomas Joe
Yes. Yeah, he really played into that. We got all of our stuff's going away. Dude, Jerry Springer's gone. O.J. simpson's gone.
Eric Khan
I love Jerry Springer.
Thomas Joe
I hope Corey Feldman sticks around.
Eric Khan
Jerry Springer might be the most go to show.
Thomas Joe
It's incredible. We used to watch it as a kid. Oh, it was so damn.
Mario Neil
Would your ma let you watch Springer or would you have to, like.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, my mom was on drugs.
Mario Neil
Okay.
Eric Khan
But she was still stringer was on the opposite was on the table.
Thomas Joe
And my dad let us watch it all the time. Remember they started doing topless people.
Mario Neil
Wow, I forgot about that.
Thomas Joe
Rhonda with the big mgangas, my dad called her.
Eric Khan
Oh yeah.
Thomas Joe
This girl named Rhonda came up with a huge implants like this big. Dad said, well, that was funny. You just made that up. Oh, yeah, just make up. I was like three or four. Why wasn't he watching it with me? I don't know, but I was a little baby. He also was like 20. He was dumb. I don't remember what your favorite movies were. Oh, but I can't remember if who kept telling me to watch Interstellar. Was it you?
Eric Khan
Oh, nice.
Thomas Joe
Maybe.
Eric Khan
Yeah, probably. Everyone tells everyone to watch Interstellar. That's one of those movies that like when someone's like, I haven't seen it. I'm like, yo, you have to watch it, damn it.
Thomas Joe
There was another person that's been here more than once kept telling me, interstellar. You still watch it?
Eric Khan
Damn you. Have you watched it yet?
Thomas Joe
I just watched it.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Nice.
Thomas Joe
I forgot I wrote that movie when I watched, I'm like, oh, yeah, I wrote this in a different time string.
Eric Khan
Crazy movie, right? Did you like it?
Thomas Joe
Yeah, it was great.
Eric Khan
Great movie.
Thomas Joe
When he's floating, dude, it's my brain can't comprehend because I'm a human. But if I was a computer, this would make so much more sense. But it was cool. I liked it.
Eric Khan
No, it was cool. Time warps and stuff.
Thomas Joe
And I can't remember. Besides Batman, what are your favorite movies again?
Eric Khan
Super Bad's up there. Saving Private Ryan's up.
Thomas Joe
Oh my God, it's so much sad death at the start. Damn the kids yelling for his mom and his guts.
Eric Khan
Oh, that's that movie. You see Companion recently. We're talking about AI. No, Companion's a great one. Companions are great.
Thomas Joe
Isn't that with red hair?
Eric Khan
It is a popular white skin lady.
Thomas Joe
Red hair.
Eric Khan
No, she doesn't have.
Thomas Joe
Right here.
Eric Khan
Oh, what's your name in it?
Thomas Joe
It's one of them. Insert lady. Yeah, yeah, one of them. She could have been in a quiet place or Miss Congeniality, something like that.
Eric Khan
Not solid Companion. It's about having robot partners. But they're human. Like they look exactly like humans. You don't know if they're robots or not.
Thomas Joe
So they pick you up at your neck.
Mario Neil
Like Westworld, kind of.
Thomas Joe
Oh, yeah. You see that show? Yeah, so much.
Eric Khan
Dude, it is a lot. TV shows are just a lot. That's Why? I like movies a lot more. They're just so digestible, you know?
Thomas Joe
And it's done, it's over. I don't have to spend eight hours of my life.
Eric Khan
Yeah, you get all the plot development, all the characters. Oh, yeah, like a good movie.
Thomas Joe
What did I just watch? Oh, come on. I started watching the show. I highly suggest you watch. It's incredible. It's called common side effects. Have you watched it? No.
Eric Khan
You should go home to the common side effects.
Thomas Joe
It's a cartoon. Oh, but if it was real, it would be like HBO Emmy winning.
Eric Khan
Wow.
Thomas Joe
It's amazing. Actually should watch it. It's hard to.
Eric Khan
What's it on?
Thomas Joe
I think it's HBO Max.
Eric Khan
Okay, nice.
Thomas Joe
It's hard to. It's about. About the world. But it's about a guy that finds a mushroom that's a cure all but like trying to get that out there.
Eric Khan
It's animated or like a cartoon Cartoon.
Thomas Joe
Like a cartoon. It's. It's like Archer animation kind of.
Eric Khan
Oh, cool.
Thomas Joe
It moves, right? Right. Oh, all right. Besides that, that sounds awesome. Yeah. Have you seen any good things come out lately? I've been going to the theater almost every week just because I'm.
Eric Khan
Nice companion. Just came out in the past couple weeks. I'm surprised you haven't seen it.
Thomas Joe
I don't like scary.
Eric Khan
It's not that scary. It's like. It's true. It's true. Let's see what else been coming. I do like a lot of movies, I'm not going to lie.
Thomas Joe
Did you see the Mark Wahlberg one? The one on the plane? Oh, was that the pilot or Flight Risk or something?
Eric Khan
Was it a Mark Wahlberg? No, I didn't see that one. I didn't see that one. I saw a Christmas movie on Netflix that was like about TSA or planes or something.
Thomas Joe
Oh, you should watch the Jack Black one. The Dear Santa one?
Eric Khan
No, no, for the premise.
Thomas Joe
Ready?
Eric Khan
I see it.
Thomas Joe
It's funny. Ready? So just keep that in mind. It's funny. It's not scary. Jack Black plays the devil. They get summoned because this kid writes a Dear Santa letter, but he's dyslexic as hell. And he writes dear Satan by accident.
Eric Khan
Damn.
Thomas Joe
He summons the devil and he thinks it's Santa. That's all I'm gonna say. And one of the goofy, you can imagine happens. Happens.
Eric Khan
Shout out Jack Black. What a classic.
Thomas Joe
Shout out to dyslexia dog. Like we wouldn't have that movie if you kids weren't struggling.
Eric Khan
Dyslexia isn't going.
Thomas Joe
Dyslexia is digestible. I like that. Anyway, a good movie. You should watch that. Yeah. I watched Flight versus Mark Wahlberg. It was comedically. If it was 1992, it would be great thriller. But it's not 92, dude.
Eric Khan
I rewatched this Is the End recently. That's a funny one. This is the End. Have you seen that one? Of course.
Thomas Joe
Scary. So, yo, this happened. This is exactly what happened. No, it's like la. It's like, I know all these places.
Eric Khan
No.
Thomas Joe
And the Earth caught on fire in January, so, like. No.
Eric Khan
Oh, people were using those clips from the movie. That's why we watched it. That's why.
Thomas Joe
Really?
Eric Khan
Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
Thomas Joe
They saw my go. This is me. And then the earthquake. They were like, earthquake war. I'm like, no. Hell, my. An. Aliens. Come back. Get out of here. Dude, I like this. They really try to set us up for. For a perfect apocalypse.
Eric Khan
That was insane. I couldn't believe it was happening right now.
Thomas Joe
I didn't like it.
Eric Khan
Couple earthquakes are the worst. I think that was the worst natural disaster, right?
Thomas Joe
I think so.
Eric Khan
But, you know, I mean, a hurricane.
Thomas Joe
Maybe you just jump up and if you don't bump, you're not touching the ground. Everything's good.
Eric Khan
Oh, while it rumbles.
Thomas Joe
Yep. You jump up like hot love. Hot love.
Eric Khan
Field.
Mario Neil
How come nobody's ever thought of that?
Thomas Joe
I don't know.
Eric Khan
For real? That makes sense. That actually makes sense.
Thomas Joe
Just be on a tire swing of some kind. You won't feel a thing.
Mario Neil
Marty McFly. Moon Shoes where you just kind of float or.
Thomas Joe
The shoes. Hoverboard. Super Mario.
Mario Neil
Okay.
Thomas Joe
With John G. The old one. Do you watch old?
Eric Khan
The oldest I watch is probably like good fellas or li.
Thomas Joe
Oh, that's. That's pretty old. That's like 90.
Eric Khan
Yeah, maybe. Or like Ocean's Eleven. Those are like 90s, right?
Thomas Joe
I recently. And you know what movie I just watched recently I thought was pretty damn good as a series? The channel gentleman. What is it? Oh, come on. Somebody help me.
Eric Khan
Gentlemen, I don't think I've seen or. I think that is a movie.
Thomas Joe
God damn it. I can't.
Eric Khan
Was it about supremacist killing action?
Thomas Joe
It's about, like. It's about a spies and this kid that they become spies and. Oh, damn it. It's like. It's a bunch of movies. There's like four of them now. Kingsman.
Eric Khan
Oh, have you seen. I haven't seen any of them. They're good.
Thomas Joe
It was mad graphic. Oh, I didn't think fools were gonna die like that. Bless you.
Eric Khan
You'll be dying. In movies, it's pretty intense.
Thomas Joe
No, but like that. I thought it was gonna be some soft spg. Nah, man, people be dying.
Mario Neil
I need graphic violence to be able to pay attention.
Thomas Joe
Marty, my Irish blood just needs blood and alcohol.
Mario Neil
Otherwise I'm going to just fall asleep.
Thomas Joe
All right, all right. Watch 300 over and over and over.
Eric Khan
Hey, Gladiator 2. That's pretty chill. That's chill movie. All right.
Thomas Joe
That's all right. Denzel didn't have an accent. What country was he from in that movie?
Eric Khan
Denzel?
Thomas Joe
You know what happened? He walked on set and went, you're lucky you got me. What year is it? Don't matter.
Eric Khan
It stands up.
Thomas Joe
Let me get two. Let me get two and a cheese. That's how he was talking. It's like, yo, it's Rome. No, Brooklyn. He said. I was like, oh, dude. He sound like he still had a full training day.
Mario Neil
Yeah, he's the same dude every time.
Eric Khan
Different fit.
Mario Neil
Yeah, he's like, you could AI him together. It's the same dude, like just different outfits. You know what I mean?
Thomas Joe
For sure. It's good at all of it. Damn it. All right, so what's new? What are you gonna. What's on the, on the horizon besides opening a drive through weed store?
Eric Khan
Drive through dispensary is the big thing. The she chalet. The hoodie. Hoodie stuff is the biggest thing.
Thomas Joe
Branch out into other stuff like full length clothing.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. Like a field drops and everything I would definitely want to do. But right now it's like readily expanding, accessible, pretty well priced ships, really fast kind of vibe.
Thomas Joe
So like sweater. What are you selling?
Eric Khan
Sweater for 65.
Thomas Joe
I say if it's 60 to 65, you're crushing.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 65 is cool.
Thomas Joe
Perfect.
Eric Khan
That's like my favorite price of like. Cuz sometimes they're like 80 honey, you know you see some, some, some get up there.
Thomas Joe
Some of them are, dude, for sure. I've seen some 120. Like. Oh, there's a lot of work on it.
Eric Khan
I mean. Yeah, it looks kind of cool.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, there's a lot embroider. Okay, I get it.
Eric Khan
So that for sure. And a lot more travel and do a lot more travel content this year. That did, that did well last year for me. So like I want to go the pyramid. Yeah. Went to Egypt. Smoke some things.
Thomas Joe
What, what, what would you. What'd you say?
Eric Khan
Smoke some. Smoke some hash over there.
Thomas Joe
How'd you get it?
Eric Khan
She just Got it. You got it? It was there.
Thomas Joe
No, I'm saying you bought it from someone there.
Eric Khan
I tried to and it was. It's not. I couldn't.
Thomas Joe
Oh, okay.
Eric Khan
I was like, yeah, that part is scary. That part is. I just went into. I mean, the tip that I got was I go into smoke shops, which makes sense, but their smoke shops just sell like shisha. So I walked in there and I was like, hey. I was like, you guys smell weed? They're like hashish. And they're like, get out, get out, get out. And I was like, oh. I was like, all right, bet. And then that happened to the second store. And I was like, I'm not gonna ask anymore. Like, I just.
Mario Neil
They told you to leave?
Eric Khan
Yeah, they just told me to leave, like right away. And I was like, no.
Mario Neil
Smoke shop.
Eric Khan
Yeah. Yeah.
Thomas Joe
To be honest, you're ballsy. I'd be afraid that the fools would come down from the sky. So I'm thinking, I see Aladdin, dude. I know what the dungeon looks like. You have to put your hands on little cuffs. Yeah, they don't even give you that. Guy had an old beard.
Mario Neil
I've seen every locked up abrada.
Eric Khan
That's what I'm saying, all that, Yo.
Thomas Joe
Okay, so you went to the pyramids. You got high. Did you touch a pyramid brick?
Eric Khan
Yes, I did, actually. They're huge. You don't touch it like that. You touch it like this. Like, it's.
Thomas Joe
It's that big, dude.
Eric Khan
Like, one brick is taller.
Thomas Joe
As big as this?
Eric Khan
It's like probably like a hundred of those. Nah, like, one brick. Yeah, one brick is like way taller than me and like at least like 5 wide of me going like that. They're huge.
Thomas Joe
Size of this room maybe.
Eric Khan
Look up, look up. A pyramid brick versus person.
Thomas Joe
Are you serious?
Eric Khan
They're huge in person.
Thomas Joe
That was like, yo, dog, I'm also the Hulk.
Eric Khan
It's crazy.
Thomas Joe
I don't care if you have 40 people. You can't even get enough people underneath shoulder to shoulder to lift that rock.
Eric Khan
No. Yeah, they're like multi tons pieces each, and they're super symmetrical. Have you ever seen that? Like, the dimensions of them. Yeah. Or even like the. The bricklaying of it. They're like down to the millimeter. They're more precise than like our buildings today. Like, our buildings that have like a 3 centimeter like, difference, and theirs is like a few millimeter of like each pyramid corner. It's crazy.
Thomas Joe
I don't believe that. I don't believe we did those. Right.
Eric Khan
Like there's no way.
Thomas Joe
Oh my God.
Eric Khan
Yeah, they're huge. I guess I exaggerate a little bit. Like two or three. Yeah, they're. They're fat.
Thomas Joe
Well, that was just broken. But look how big the one pieces underneath. No, dude, we didn't build that. We had one really big dude and his ass was put to work. That's all. You ever seen Attack on Titan?
Eric Khan
Some are bigger. Wait, go back maybe somewhere big. I've seen somewhere. They're easily taller than people. For sure. For sure. At least like the bottom.
Thomas Joe
Eric, do you watch animes ever?
Eric Khan
Not really. I've been trying to get into some but not watched one before. Yeah, I've watched a few. No, I've not seen Attack on Titan. I guess those bottom ones maybe like that to the very right. That very right. Top picture at this point. Yeah, that one. Oh, that's like.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, they're trying to say we made those, the pyramids look like that.
Mario Neil
Stacked them like Jenga blocks up.
Thomas Joe
I mean, no, I, I want to.
Eric Khan
Say, I guess it's more of like what, four of these tables? Six of these tables.
Thomas Joe
So real quick, is there a conspiracy that those were made like recently?
Eric Khan
I don't think so.
Thomas Joe
Okay. Because like put it this way, Mr.
Eric Khan
Be rented them out for like a video. Did you see that? Rented out all three pyramids.
Thomas Joe
No way, dude.
Eric Khan
Like got rain to like explore him a little bit. It was crazy. In a video? Yeah. In like the last month. I swear it just happened out.
Thomas Joe
A pyramid. How do you.
Eric Khan
Who owns it? I think it's like, I think it's Egypt. I think it's like an official property to go.
Thomas Joe
Yo, can I rent out one of your land wares for a video?
Mario Neil
What? A booking agent that is like to make.
Eric Khan
That's the plug. Who do you call?
Thomas Joe
There's just one dude in the pyramid is waiting for that call. Like Mr. Beast Entertainment Lawyer. Could you imagine? Do they pay one guy for an entertainment business?
Eric Khan
What's the name of the video? That's. Can't you see? Mr. Beast.
Thomas Joe
Is it real? You read? Seriously?
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
That's insane.
Eric Khan
Mr. Beast Pyramid video. That guy does some insane stuff.
Thomas Joe
Okay, so you went to the pyramids.
Eric Khan
You touched a pyramid inside the pyramid.
Thomas Joe
Oh, okay. So he rented it out to do. I thought you meant like had a bunch of people, ran like a party. Yeah, like, like I rented out the galleria, like actually 100 hours.
Mario Neil
So that's a lot of time.
Eric Khan
Yeah.
Thomas Joe
And access hidden tubes and off limit areas. You know someone's kid is a Mr. Beast. Fanatic. So, dad, you gotta let him go and touch the tombs. He's like, no, I don't want a Logan Paul. Mr. Beast. No, I don't like it. I don't know if you can do a landmark. That's crazy, right? That's.
Eric Khan
Do you have enough bread? You can do whatever you want, I guess.
Thomas Joe
I guess. So, subscribers, you're allowed to do that.
Eric Khan
Damn.
Mario Neil
Because whoever really goes inside, like, what's going on in there? Even I should just watch.
Eric Khan
I think you have to book a certain tour to like go inside. There's like people that are allowed to do that. She said, go inside.
Thomas Joe
So real quick. You found hash in Egypt? You were able to smoke and look at pyramids at the same time?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah. I was smoking my pen. I smoked a little Puffco pen. It was sick. It was sick. It was unreal time.
Thomas Joe
So the people don't do a lot of dude being able. So you're over there, right? Is there ever a party that gets there go, are they real? And then you see him? Yeah.
Eric Khan
Nah, for sure. In my Uber or in my taxi or whatever. And he woke me up and he was like, look. And I was like, what the. In there? I was like, nah, they're huge. They're huge. Yeah, it was unbelievable.
Mario Neil
Like when you see like a skyline of a huge city or something.
Eric Khan
Right, right. It was exactly like that. But they're just massive in person. It's nice.
Thomas Joe
What a wild to be off of. Just like, let me go do some weird stuff. Egypt?
Mario Neil
Why?
Thomas Joe
You just went out there to do that?
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had. I was doing some stuff in Amsterdam.
Thomas Joe
Is it not far?
Eric Khan
It's like 3ish hours. 3, 4. So not that bad.
Thomas Joe
Damn.
Eric Khan
I went to London first and recorded some content there as well.
Thomas Joe
How far is that?
Eric Khan
London? The initial flight to London's like nine and a half.
Thomas Joe
And then how far is that from Egypt? It's five in a flight.
Eric Khan
Yeah. So five's not bad. London five. And then Egypt, Amsterdam three. And then I think Amsterdam back to UK is like two.
Thomas Joe
Yo. Teaching us geography in America, there's like, yo, America cool is number one. That's all I found out. Like Texas, the biggest.
Eric Khan
Stop it.
Thomas Joe
That's all you need to know.
Eric Khan
Big place.
Thomas Joe
That's all they showed me. Damn, dude. I feel just uneducated right now.
Eric Khan
It's crazy. Europe's nice.
Thomas Joe
Like, what do you mean? You went to Egypt and then London?
Eric Khan
What?
Mario Neil
Right.
Eric Khan
That sounds like states. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of cool.
Mario Neil
Oh, country is.
Thomas Joe
That's Pretty sick, dude.
Eric Khan
And there's like trains and they work so nice out there. You can go between countries.
Thomas Joe
I don't want to go, but it sounds real fun. Oh, so you've been traveling? You've been traveling. Where's your next spot? Where's your ultimate spot?
Eric Khan
I don't know about ultimate. I'm going to Spanabis next month, though. Spain. Going to Spain? No, I've never been there before. And then let's see where else I'm trying to go. Definitely sp. Hawaii. I'm going to Hawaii soon, which is fun.
Thomas Joe
That's cool, man. You over here talking about. I just saw a pyramid, touched it. Hawaii's cool. But that's like going to Disneyland versus, like, I went to a haunted house, man. Dog, that was crazy.
Eric Khan
Spain. Spain's the next, like, exotic place. Are you Japan? Japan's on the list this year for sure. For sure. Japan's.
Thomas Joe
That's what I'm saying. I want to go buy all their.
Eric Khan
Toys, ship them back, get an empty suitcase, maybe just stuff it.
Thomas Joe
I'll just go to the local UPS or whatever they spell it like. Whatever you spell it like ups. Give me the boys.
Mario Neil
Dhl.
Thomas Joe
Oh, that's right, it is dhl.
Eric Khan
Hey, let's go.
Thomas Joe
Thanks, Marty.
Eric Khan
The International way.
Thomas Joe
All right, so that's what's up next. Traveling.
Eric Khan
Traveling. Hoodies, dispensary.
Thomas Joe
Hashish la.
Eric Khan
Yep. Www.hashish la.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. Sell something that you could sell. Not be afraid to sell.
Eric Khan
Yeah. And worldwide. Worldwide's awesome, right? That's the classic.
Thomas Joe
Can't go any. Can't go everywhere. And to be able to sell a hoodie, it's fun.
Eric Khan
It's fun. And it's fun designing and stuff. Yeah, it's like my favorite.
Thomas Joe
I'm trashing computers, but I love coming up with the concepts, man.
Eric Khan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same, same. I can't draw on a computer at all. But I'll like draw it out and send it to someone. Oh, yeah.
Thomas Joe
My sketches look like dude. Before we got here. Marty. Anything else?
Mario Neil
Appreciate you coming through. I don't know if you saw that first time you came out with Goblins. About to hit six mil, dude.
Eric Khan
Six million.
Thomas Joe
Damn that algorithm pre banning before they started going, hey, we don't want that being. No, no, no.
Eric Khan
Wow. What's your biggest episode ever?
Thomas Joe
That one.
Eric Khan
Let's go. Oh, yeah. That's awesome.
Thomas Joe
And that's the first one when we had like 12,000 subscribers.
Eric Khan
20 something like, damn. There not a lot of podcasts. I get 6 mil at all.
Thomas Joe
Crazy, bro. It's just, it's just that video did great. And then about six months after that we get our first a full age restricted block video. What is this?
Eric Khan
Ever since it's been cooked.
Thomas Joe
Like some of our first ones, like you had 12, 000 getting 500000 views on everything like. Yep. And then they went and they recently started paying us though.
Eric Khan
Hey, pretty cool, dude. Pretty cool.
Mario Neil
We started like editing the episodes, giving them what they wanted. Want a little more.
Eric Khan
Right, right, right.
Mario Neil
We just got our first age restriction in like months.
Eric Khan
Oh, that's the worst. Feels like it's the worst.
Mario Neil
Spotify is like, yo, do whatever.
Eric Khan
Nice.
Thomas Joe
Yeah, Spotify loves us.
Eric Khan
Nice. Totally cool shout out spot.
Thomas Joe
Yeah. So Ashish la, you can go to Dallas, Texas, outside of which airport?
Eric Khan
Dallas Fort Worth. Dfw. And then online sales will start shortly after that too. So if you want to ship it. We're going to ship it. Oh yeah, yeah. So it'll be.
Thomas Joe
I think the store is just.
Eric Khan
The store is the coolest part. That's like the main focus. That's the main focus for sure. Yeah. Bring like repeat people every morning.
Thomas Joe
No, that's just straight. I landed in Dallas and got high.
Eric Khan
Had a layover in Dallas. Six hour layover.
Thomas Joe
Bro. That's insane. I bought at the store right there, the street. Oh my God, that's so cool. Dude. That's amazing. Congratulations.
Eric Khan
Thanks man. Thanks. Thanks.
Thomas Joe
Anything else you want to say before we get out of here?
Eric Khan
Ah, thanks for having me guys. Appreciate another episode.
Thomas Joe
Appreciate you.
Eric Khan
Can't wait to do more. Let's do it.
Thomas Joe
We gotta rip your piece again. We all started off super ripped. I think that's what happened. But it's been fun this whole time. Okay, thank you guys. Oh, we smoked at actual.
Eric Khan
Smoke them all. Thank you.
Thomas Joe
They're gone.
Eric Khan
Okay.
Thomas Joe
I was about to grab this last joint. Okay, never mind.
Eric Khan
Cool.
Thomas Joe
Eric, thank you for being here. Marty, thank you for being here. Appreciate you guys. This has been the dopest usual podcast. This has been Eric Khan. This is Marty O'Neal. We hope you have a dope ass day. Perfect, Perfect LA.
DOPE AS USUAL Podcast: An Epic Khanversation with Erick Kahn
Release Date: March 5, 2025
Host/Authors:
The episode kicks off with hosts Thomas Joe and Mario Neil warmly welcoming their returning guest, Erick Kahn. They humorously discuss recent studio upgrades and Erick's consistent presence through each phase of the podcast's evolution.
Thomas Joe [00:26]: "You just took a big rip, guys."
Erick Kahn [00:35]: "Yeah, thanks for having me back, fellas."
a. Safety Concerns:
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the increasing safety concerns, particularly for women, in public spaces like parking lots and while using ride-sharing services.
Thomas Joe [01:15]: "Being a guy is so much easier... versus walking in the parking lot and being like, yeah, I'm probably not gonna get assaulted."
Eric Khan [02:14]: "Oh, they banned me from the Radisson."
b. Worst Hotel Experiences:
Erick shares his frustrating experience of being banned from a Radisson hotel for smoking on the property, even though he wasn't smoking in his room. This contrasts with other hosts' negative hotel experiences, highlighting inconsistencies in hotel policies.
Erick Khan [04:17]: "Honestly, I think my worst case wasn't even like an experience. It was when we were in Michigan..."
The trio delves into the integration of Artificial Intelligence (AI) in their workflows, particularly in automating mundane tasks and enhancing creative processes like thumbnail creation.
Mario Neil [20:06]: "Helps with thumbnails a lot."
Eric Khan [20:45]: "AI really is the future. It's going to replace everything."
They discuss various AI tools, including Leonardo AI for creating backgrounds and MidJourney for generating merch ideas, emphasizing the rapid advancements and adoption by major brands.
a. Favorite YouTubers:
Eric shares his admiration for content creators like Casey Neistat and Jesse Wellens, highlighting their impact on visual storytelling and daily vlogs.
Eric Khan [17:35]: "Casey Neistat doesn't merely make videos anymore, but every once in a while he'll bless us with one."
b. The YouTube Landscape:
The conversation shifts to the changing dynamics of YouTube, with discussions on video essay content, true crime channels, and the balance between scripted and unscripted content.
Eric Khan [16:16]: "I like the unscripted stuff for sure."
c. Plugging New Ventures:
Thomas mentions new projects and collaborations, including discussing the "Conversation" podcast, emphasizing community engagement and expansion.
a. Hash Consumption:
A substantial segment is dedicated to discussing various hash brands, their quality, pricing, and personal preferences.
Thomas Joe [38:52]: "What in your opinion is a decently priced gram of hash? Oh, that's still fire."
Eric Khan [39:00]: "I've definitely paid 100 many times."
b. Favorite Hash Brands:
Eric highlights brands like Salt Bay and Dead Ass Rosin, praising their quality and unique flavors.
Eric Khan [45:03]: "Dead ass rosin is good."
c. Challenges in the Cannabis Market:
They address issues like the prevalence of fake cannabis cartridges, the impact of regulations, and the difficulties in sourcing quality products internationally.
Eric Khan [104:08]: "They just told me to leave, like right away... I'm not gonna ask anymore."
a. International Ventures:
Erick recounts his travels to places like Egypt and London, sharing unique experiences such as attempting to purchase hashish in international locations and interacting with local cultures.
Eric Khan [147:44]: "I went to London first and recorded some content there as well."
b. Future Travel Plans:
Plans for future trips to Spain and Hawaii are discussed, illustrating their commitment to creating diverse and engaging content.
Eric Khan [150:28]: "I don't know about ultimate. I'm going to Spanabis next month, though. Spain. Going to Spain? No, I've never been there before..."
Throughout the episode, the hosts promote sponsors like Day Savers and Hygienics, offering discounts and highlighting product features tailored to their audience's interests.
Thomas Joe [43:39]: "Remember, like I said, I personally don't smoke blunts, but if you do, here's a new brand that actually has quality..."
Eric Khan [44:11]: "Shout out to hygienics. Once again, guys, use our code dope as usual for 20% off."
These segments seamlessly integrate into the conversation, providing valuable information while maintaining engagement.
a. Addressing Audience Concerns:
The hosts openly discuss personal disputes and online interactions, fostering a sense of transparency and relatability with their listeners.
Thomas Joe [122:55]: "Do you think there's a lot of people that are just talking to see if they can get an argument to start it?"
b. Family and Friends Stories:
Stories about friends and family members, including humorous and cringe-worthy tales, add depth and personality to the conversation.
Thomas Joe [97:59]: "He rented a room and he grew weed. The guy Sam trapped hard."
As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on their podcast's growth, the challenges they've faced with platform restrictions, and their aspirations for future content, including expanding their apparel line and opening a drive-through dispensary.
Eric Khan [105:39]: "We're starting up some new shows, which is cool with Munch. And then when is this going live?"
Thomas Joe [106:03]: "I think the store is just..."
They express excitement about upcoming projects and collaborations, ensuring listeners stay tuned for more engaging content.
Thomas Joe [01:31]: "I don't know what installment this is, the third or fourth, but welcome back, Eric Khan."
Erick Kahn [20:45]: "AI really is the future. It's going to replace everything."
Mario Neil [45:35]: "Have you seen Andrew Callahan?"
Eric Khan [57:50]: "I think we were supposed to hang out in LA and you ditched me or something."
This episode of "DOPE AS USUAL" showcases a blend of lighthearted banter, in-depth discussions on cannabis culture, reflections on digital content creation, and personal stories that resonate with a wide audience. Erick Kahn's candid contributions enrich the conversation, offering listeners both entertainment and insights into the evolving landscape of podcasts and online communities. With future plans bubbling on the horizon, the "DOPE AS USUAL" team continues to solidify its position as a must-listen podcast for enthusiasts across various interests.