Complete Chaos!

Summary

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast — "Complete Chaos!": Episode Summary

Hosts: Thomas Araujo (Thomas Dope As Yola/Y) & Marty O’Neill
Date: September 30, 2025

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Episode Overview

In “Complete Chaos!,” Thomas and Marty take listeners on a fast-paced, wildly entertaining ride through everything from health hacks, YouTube rabbit holes, cannabis culture, and wild family stories to deep conversations about mental health and motivation. The energy is infectious as they riff back and forth, share life updates, and dive into both hilarious and thoughtful territory.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Brain Boosters, Chicken Dilemmas, and Health Goals

• Supplements & Energy:
  • Thomas experiments with L-Carnitine ("meat juice") supplements for energy and clarity. He jokes about feeling like Jimmy Neutron after taking it.

    "I drank that nine minutes ago. I already feel incredibly alert. I feel like Jimmy Neutron. Like, shock is going in. Like, got a blast." — Thomas [01:09]

• Marty’s Quest to Eat Chicken Again:
  • Marty debates returning to eating chicken after a long vegetarian period, discussing the best place to try it and whether fast food (Chipotle) is a good idea.
  • Both riff on the ethics and "bios" of animals, joking about wanting to know the chicken’s personality before eating it.

    "He was a Republican chicken. He had a good credit score. Kind of a racist, though. So that's why we ate him." — Thomas [08:07]

• Healthier Eating & Fitness:
  • They talk about wanting sustainable, healthy habits before turning 40, and the pitfalls of restrictive diets.

    "I just want to be in great shape by the time I hit 40. And I want to start going now and just not work against myself." — Marty [08:57]

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2. Weed Life & Bong Science

• Bong Unboxing & Experimentation:
  • The duo has a lively segment unpacking and trying out a new coffee-cup-shaped bong—debating its use, airflow, and design.

    "It's a coffee cup bong." — Marty [13:19]

• Stoner Engineering:
  • Extended back-and-forth about packing bowls, airflow, and the little disasters and victories of at-home weed setups.

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3. Favorite Podcast Guests, Celebrity Culture, and Iconic Movies

• Who is the Most Famous Guest?
  • Debate about whether Tony Hawk, Gabriel Iglesias (Fluffy), or Cheech & Chong holds the “most famous” guest crown.

    "Cheech and Chong...they made $100 million at the box office in 1975. What does that equate to today?" — Thomas [02:36]

• Movie and TV Culture:
  • Spirited reviews of "Idiocracy," its prescient humor, and the Crocs reference.

    "He had to find a shoe that's so stupid that dumb people would wear it in the future. They're Crocs, in that movie idiocracy, they're wearing Crocs..." — Thomas [19:52]

• Peyton Manning’s Surprising Comedy Skills:
  • The duo discuss Peyton Manning’s underrated comedic talents, referencing his SNL appearances and commercials.

    "Peyton Manning is so damn. I think he's the funniest football player to ever try to do any kind of anything." — Thomas [15:19]

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4. Rap, Internet Virality, and 6ix9ine’s Comeback

• 6ix9ine’s Reputation and Internet Beef:
  • An in-depth, nuanced “snitching” debate. Thomas covers how internet culture turned on 6ix9ine—framing him as a successful entertainer, not a "real" gangster.

    "His name is six nine and he has rainbow colored hair. And you guys Took that serious. Everybody's like, he's a snitch. Was 19 years old, never been to jail and lives with her parents." — Thomas [24:57]

  • Both predict his inevitable internet comeback, largely via viral memes and appearances.

    "One Vlad interview at a time...one little hit and he's back." — Marty [24:59]

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5. Supporting Small Business & Community Shoutouts

• Tough Tethers & Drastic Graphics:
  • Thomas and Marty give organic, unpaid shoutouts to Tough Tethers (custom Puffco accessories) and Marty’s design company, Drastic Graphics.
• Encouragement for Small Creators:
  • Praise for JD’s Never Missed’s rise in rap and the strength of their podcasting community.

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6. Mental Health Real Talk: Theo Von’s Tough Moment

• Addressing Depression in Comedy:
  • A candid conversation about Theo Von’s recent struggles, referencing an open comment about suicidal ideation during a Netflix taping.

    "I think we should post on social media and get it done. I really think Peyton Manning should be in movies. I didn't know how funny this man. No, no, not too far. Just barely." — Thomas [14:53]

  • Marty shares personal history supporting Theo and reflects on the pressures of fame and real life.

    "Somebody can be at the peak of success and then when you. When you. And I'm not saying this for him, but just in general [there] can still be going on in life, that makes you extremely unhappy. And I just hope he's all right." — Marty [35:43]

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7. Dads Against Predators & Morality Debates

• Jay from DAP in Jail:
  • Thomas discusses Jay’s recent arrest and the group’s controversial methods—catching and confronting predators, sometimes with consented physical consequences.

    "That means someone called the cops that got beat up and they're in jail. The thing is, like, ready? I'm a creep. Jay beats my ass. I called the cops. We're going to be in the same cell." — Thomas [44:16]

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8. COVID Precautions and Weed Events

• Event Sickness & ‘Cup Cough’:
  • Thomas commits to no longer sharing joints at events after both he and Rosie got sick.

    "I can't be smoking with brand people anymore. Smoke your own joint. I'll smoke a joint next to you. I can't keep sharing because Rosie has autoimmune disease..." — Thomas [46:49]

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9. YouTube Rabbit Holes: Riots, Endurance, and Motivation

• Nepal Parliament Riot Video:
  • Both hosts dive into viral content, narrating a British YouTuber caught in the middle of a Nepalese government revolt.

    "When the people don't like what their government does, they get the government out and they kick them out of the building..." — Thomas [49:11]

• India Train Chaos & ‘Small Brain American’:
  • Thomas recounts another intense YouTube video documenting the challenges of India’s rail travel.
• Athletic Feats & Endurance Races:
  • Extended appreciation for human endurance, referencing marathons, triathlons, and ultra-running.

    "I watched a man last night...He did something called the Norseman. Ready?" — Thomas [67:48]

  • Discussion of motivational YouTube channels and how they inspire the hosts’ own fitness ambitions.

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10. Stanley Stories, Family Feuds, and Deep Cuts

• Personal Story: Rocco’s Absent Dad
  • Thomas shares a deeply personal, emotional story about his younger brother Rocco’s father, family rifts, and rage rooted in abandonment.

    "He's the only person I've ever like. When I see you, I'm gonna. You. I've never had that feeling in my body. It is not a good feeling to hold around." — Thomas [115:00]

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11. Rapid Fire Q&A and Classic Banter

• Petty Falls Outs & Embarrassing High Moments:
  • The hosts answer playful “AI rapid-fire” questions exploring the pettiest reasons for ending friendships, and stories of being “too high and embarrassed.”
• Neighborhood Dad Life:
  • Marty recounts catching a local kid ding-dong-ditching his house, realizing he’s fully “Dad Mode.”

    "These kids are zipping around on these bikes...so now I'm just standing in the middle of the street like, what do you want, bro?" — Marty [82:15]

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12. Listener Shoutouts & Closing Thoughts

• Shouts to longtime fans, the story of a listener (Jay Webby) losing a limb to diabetes, and general appreciation for the “Dope as Usual” community.

  "Jay Webby, I've seen you in the chat for years. I hope everything's okay, man." — Thomas [88:21]

• Hints at next week’s episode (“If you like hip hop, you might want to be locked in…”), new merch drops, and live events coming up.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On picking the most famous guest:

  "Cheech & Chong made $100 million at the box office in 1975. What does that equate to today?" — Thomas [02:36]

• On chicken ethics and humor:

  "He was a Republican chicken. He had a good credit score. Kind of a racist, though. So that's why we ate him." — Thomas [08:07]

• On Dads Against Predators (“DAP”):

  "They get consent to hit them. That’s why they go around the law that way. Sometimes they don’t, but who’s going to be there to defend them? If you’re a [predator]... you’re gonna go to jail." — Thomas [43:31]

• On internet culture and virality:

  "One Vlad interview at a time, one little hit and he's back." — Marty [24:59]

• On mental health (Theo Von):

  "Somebody can be at the peak of success and then when you...there can still be going on in life that makes you extremely unhappy. And I just hope he's all right." — Marty [35:43]

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Timestamps to Key Segments

• [01:09] — Thomas on L-Carnitine ("meat juice") & supplement talk
• [02:06] — Most famous guest: Cheech & Chong, Tony Hawk, Fluffy
• [03:41] — Teasing next week’s major rap guest
• [13:19] — Coffee cup bong reveal & weed science
• [15:19] — Peyton Manning’s hidden comedy skills
• [19:39] — "Idiocracy," Crocs, and pop culture trajectory
• [24:57] — 6ix9ine’s arc, snitching, and internet beef
• [35:43] — Theo Von’s Netflix taping — Mental health reflections
• [44:16] — Jay from DAP in jail — vigilante morality
• [46:49] — “Cup cough” and not sharing joints at events
• [49:11] — Nepal parliament riot breakdown
• [67:48] — Endurance races and the Norseman triathlon
• [94:21] — Deep-dive story: Rocco’s absent dad and family drama
• [82:15] — Marty in “Dad Mode” confronting a neighborhood prankster
• [88:21] — Shout-out to listener Jay Webby, story of loss and support

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Tone and Energy

True to form, this episode is wild, tangential, heartfelt, and hilarious. The hosts blend personal stories, pop culture, irreverent humor, and raw honesty without filter. Their loyalty to the community and ability to pivot from jokes to genuine vulnerability is a hallmark of the show.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfect sample of what makes “Dope As Usual” pop off: sharp wit, unexpected life stories, openness about struggles and victories, and a sense that you’re hanging with real friends who keep it all the way real.

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Listen for motivation, culture deep-dives, community vibes, and some downright savage storytelling.

Transcript

[A]

Oh, you can. Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dope, as y. Whatever you want to call me. This is my co host, Marty o'. Neal.

[B]

Hey, yo. Hey, hey. Cracking.

[A]

What's up? AO was a basketball player of man one.

[B]

Come on. We just became closer friends.

[A]

Hey, yo, what's up, guys? Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. I have ocd, and I am cleaning off any dust in front of me. Hello. How are you covered in. I'm just throwing stuff. Guys, what's up? It's the morning. I think that drink worked. Supposed to. Supposed to as all. His is the. The molecule that energizes your brain. That's all this is. It's like a natural B12.

[B]

Was it like a droplet?

[A]

Droplet. It's a droplet you put into water. So I started taking something called L Cardin.

[B]

Sounds like a cartel.

[A]

Yeah, it does, dude. Oh, my God. I took that. It's supposedly the molecule, the supplement that's inside of red meat. And for vegetarians, they don't get that. It's supposed to make you alert. I drank that nine minutes ago. I already feel incredibly alert. I feel like Jimmy Neutron. Like, shock is going in. Like, got a blast. It just happened.

[B]

Getting limitless.

[A]

I heard a cow cry, and then I got. Oh, well, at least I'm energized. That's how I feel right now. I got my bovine pills in. There's capsules that have bovine meat sources in it. Supposed to help you, like, think. Your body kind of needs these vitamins to, like, function peak. And I can't think. And I'm done. Ever since Fluffy said it's the one thing I can't get. My weight. You're rich. And the most famous dude. Like, I don't want to say that. One day, somebody else I want to be on my.

[B]

The kids asked me who the most famous person was we had on the show.

[A]

People ask that all the time. I don't know. It's tough.

[B]

Fluffy's up there.

[A]

Tony. Tony Hawk.

[B]

It's Tony Hawk. Fluffy.

[A]

I mean, he's not the most famous, but, like, we're talking just.

[B]

Just famous, period.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Is it Cheech and Chong? Is it, like, global Earth there's taken over the world, or is it one of the rappers, like, one of the actors or one of the online people.

[A]

Like, Tony Hawk has taken over Earth currently even. Did Cheech and Chong take it over harder? They made $100 million at the box office in 1975. What does that equate to today? And it was a taboo movie. You're not supposed to see. You had to get tickets. You had to sneak off to watch that.

[B]

Yeah, you're right.

[A]

100 million. And you know what? It's Cheech and Chong. They've been around since like 1974.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

It has to be. And they're still crushing. Kick. I love them. Go watch. I know we talked about Go Watch the Cheech last movie. That's what it's called. It's sad. Cheetah Chong's last movie. It's incredible. I loved it. It was great. It was like a documentary about their lives. And it was perfect. Yeah. People ask me that all the time. Who's your most famous guest? Like, I don't know. It depends on who you like.

[B]

Yeah. Are you a rap fan? Cuz. Blow your mind real quick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or not. Because, you know, I mean, there's so many other people.

[A]

It's hard.

[B]

Speaking of rap fans, if you are a rap fan, get ready for next week. That's all I'm going to say.

[A]

Boom. Super sick. Yeah. We have a super sick guest next week.

[B]

You guys have no idea how stoked I am. Me and my homeboy slapped hands over FaceTime and cheered and celebrated and said, we made it.

[A]

And chest bump. Naked chest bump. Naked chest bump. Oh. Oh, God. Jump straight up. Okay. Don't flop on me. Yeah. I don't know who, per se. I don't know who to say. Oh, yeah. But we'll see. We'll see. I'm fine. I'm. I'm. I'm dying. That's how I feel. Like just. Just. But now here we are.

[B]

I think this week. I think this week I'm going to get me a nice chicken bowl from you.

[A]

Think so?

[B]

It might. It might happen. We're going to see it because I need to get back working out. And if I start eating. If I start eating chicken and it's gonna ensure I'm for sure gonna start working out again. Oh.

[A]

Don'T go to Chipotle for your.

[B]

First time eating those stupid chickens.

[A]

You should definitely.

[B]

No, that's like high ground to me.

[A]

It's not.

[B]

What do you mean? I'm based on my whole diet around.

[A]

Stop chat. GPT. Since it's your best friend. Where should I get the highest grade chicken while being in Irvine?

[B]

What's the difference?

[A]

Look it. Ready? This weed was grown by you. Ever seen Air Bud? You ever seen Air Bud? You ever seen Air bud. The basketball playing bat.

[B]

You would think I would have not.

[A]

And the white basketball playing dog with a white child that owned him. You didn't watch it?

[B]

Of course I didn't watch that.

[A]

It was sick. He shot threes, dude. Anyway, okay, you ever listen to Adam Sandler's CDs, comedy shows, comedy tapes? Remember the goat? The goat? Remember the goat? That the guy would beat the out of the goat. Oh, think of a really bad guy and imagine him growing your weed and then think of some super polite hippie dad. That's growing your weed. I'd rather grow the hippie. Smoke the hippie. We guys. Dad.

[B]

But it's worse when they got it when they're killing a chicken at the end of it. I don't want my hippie over here.

[A]

Like, well, think about. I'm saying in terms of raising that chicken.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Like the quality of feed.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Gotcha.

[A]

Chipotle's like, we need £400,000 today. Kill all of the chickens if they're sick. I don't give a. That's how I feel, cuz. Chipotle is owned by McDonald's. And that's the me. Always freaks me out that McDonald's owns Chipotle. You guys cut corners and everything. You think I cut? I think I'll just wait. I've eaten there recently. Let's.

[B]

I'm so sick of my goddamn sofrita's bowl I've been getting. It's so boring and horrible.

[A]

But dude, you haven't eaten me since you're a kid, right?

[B]

No, I had a stretch and like my like teenage years, early 20s. I stopped when I was like 22.

[A]

Oh, so you went from like 16 to 22?

[B]

Yeah, something like that.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

So straight barbecue chicken.

[A]

Was your dad. Was your dad vegetarian?

[B]

No. Was your mom? He had a stint because she was.

[A]

Oh, so your mom was vegetarian?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

She was. She put him on a stint for a short, but then he stopped that.

[A]

Okay, okay. Whoa. That's crazy. Yeah. Don't do Chipotle for your first time.

[B]

What else is there? I got.

[A]

That's just fast food.

[B]

Chick fil. A Wingstop.

[A]

I got you, dude. There's restaurants you should try. Just let.

[B]

But I need a game plan though. I was. I was basing my whole. Off Chipotle.

[A]

You can do that. I'm saying for your first time, you want to be able to feel the difference of like, wow, this is how I feel. Off. And then you. Chipotle go. I feel Kind of grimy. I'm not saying you will, but like, try to notice the differences.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Because then you're gonna be like, I just feel good because I'm eating chicken again. Even though you might have ate real good chicken, and then you think that Chipotle's doing it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I just think, you know, just to be safe, like for your body, I wouldn't do Chipotle right away. It's like putting in 87. When you're like, I think about that.

[B]

Way, you know what? I'm above that. 87, you're right.

[A]

No, for. I mean, Chipotle is great. Go eat it. But now I don't think your first time in. In 20 years, you should do that.

[B]

Because it could be a horror show too.

[A]

Could be a horror show.

[B]

I did that before. I've done that when I was a kid.

[A]

Yeah. What if you got the guy that didn't give a. That day at Chipotle, but you go to like a. A cafe, it's like, yo, we cook this and it's local.

[B]

This was a nice chicken. We walked him up here. He didn't know it was coming.

[A]

He was a. He was a Republican chicken. He had a good credit score. Kind of a racist, though. So that's why we ate him.

[B]

Yeah, right. I'd like a little bio on him.

[A]

You know, a breakdown. This will peck a child. Fine, eat him.

[B]

Yeah, you give him a little like Tik Tok style account of him being a jerk his whole life, and you bring that to me, I'll order him up. Look at this.

[A]

Yeah, look at this guy. This guy, He's a philanthropist. Let him live.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Oh, if. If animals could talk, you'd all be vegetarian. Could you imagine like, yo, what's up? We jump play video games. Cutting your chicken's neck off. Oh, wow. I can't believe you're going to eat meat. That's so crazy. Do it.

[B]

We'll see. I've been saying that forever.

[A]

I know, but I feel my body just like this.

[B]

I just want to be in great shape by the time I hit 40. And I want to start going now and just not work against myself and make it way harder than it has to be and be able to maintain it like forever. It's so.

[A]

Did you hear the recipe? I want my life to be real hard forever. I want to do it to where it's almost not maintainable.

[B]

I know I need to be able to maintain it. Cuz it sucks so bad. Like, all right, yogurt granola beans, rice.

[A]

Cuz if you're willing to eat chicken, you can eat turkey.

[B]

Yeah, it's going to snowball from there. Once you eat that first chicken, it's. It's over. Might as well over. Ah man, you're in.

[A]

I can't see myself going back.

[B]

What else am I going to do? Drink. I can't drink three protein double protein shakes a day. And it's the worst with just like. I can't eat salads either without some sort of like chicken or something in it. Just cuz I just can't. This is just gross.

[A]

And nuts and fruit. The salad is so good. But after a while I get it.

[B]

Yeah, you need to throw. And the fake chicken can't be that good. And I mean a whole bunch of other. So it's like, am I really being all high and mighty when I'm eating a bunch of processed candy too?

[A]

Yours is healthy. Mine. I just feel bad. I just feel terrible. I don't want to kill you, dude. That's the only thing that's stopping me. It's not. I mean, I guarantee if I ate me, I'd be in shape. Look at every vegetarian or vegan. That's not like a raw fruit person. They're not healthy. You can't get enough stuff. I mean, you can if you're. Peak performance. Sean Shirk from ufc. Eating like a sharp macros. Yeah, I, I don't. My brain doesn't do that. I wish it.

[B]

I really, I study, I listen, I read about this and I'm still like making peanut butter and jellies and my.

[A]

Brain doesn't work that way. The other day I made a 66. Listen to 60 grams of protein I made the other day in a fridge fruit bowl. It's not easy to do like a Greek yogurt. I put protein powder in it. I mixed it and then I put.

[B]

Protein powder with the yogurt.

[A]

It was bomb.

[B]

But not to blend it up though.

[A]

No, no. I whipped it until it turned into like a whip. Put my protein, my fruit in it and I put this protein, granola protein. That's a weed. That's for weed.

[B]

This is. Yeah, it's for flour. That's what I realized. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it is, actually. I looked it up.

[A]

Is there holes in the bottom of that?

[B]

Yeah. So we got the cuff.

[A]

No. In the bottom of the bowl.

[B]

Huh? Yeah. See, it filters down through here.

[A]

I get it. But that. Let's see.

[B]

I'm pretty sure this is what it's all for.

[A]

Daz he just ruined the whole thing.

[B]

We got hell of these just in case.

[A]

I don't think that's for weed.

[B]

Nah, it is. I think I'm just it up somehow.

[A]

Let me see. Let me see.

[B]

It is. I looked it up.

[A]

Are you sure? Oh, Marty.

[B]

I just packed it too tight.

[A]

There's a whole nug in there.

[B]

It's ground up, though. Hold on, let me see.

[A]

It looks like when cats kick the litter out of the litter box. There's just. There's weed all around the bowl. Everywhere. I think it packed it way too much.

[B]

A little baby one.

[A]

I, I, I think that's the case.

[B]

My lack of air flow supports your thesis here.

[A]

There was no airflow. That's not even scorched. The weed's green. It's going to. Yeah.

[B]

There was zero air. Start over.

[A]

Is there no water in there?

[B]

No. I guess you could put some water in there.

[A]

Yeah. That's why the filter's at the bottom. Marty, it's bong. Let me see it real quick. Let me see it real quick.

[B]

I got some aqua right here.

[A]

Now I want to see the bowl before you pack it. Sorry. Hold on, guys. Little.

[B]

It's an experiment.

[A]

This is a weed ball. This is a wee ball. Oh, c D me. I'm not even smoking. I'm like. Let me clean that, please.

[B]

Okay. This thing's cool.

[A]

This thing is cool.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

It's a coffee cup bong.

[B]

I didn't know you could put water in this. I haven't used this before. We just unboxed this.

[A]

Right here. There's no airflow. Marty. This is the airflow. Oh, cuts it off.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[A]

Look at this. White man, blue eyes and coffee. He couldn't be possibly getting high. Little bits, little bits. Just like a half bowl.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because the bowl is not, it's not holes. It's one bowl.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's just one hole at the bottom. So if that clog gets over, I'm, I'm very excited to see this happen. Little baby bong. No way, dude. I love it. Marty can grind up nugs, leave him on a tray, throw a burning hempwick fire back into his pile of weed. That is crazy, dude. No, no. What it is. It's like you're a normal weed smoking dude. Like, yeah, smoke it, pack it. I don't give a if it's not green. I get it. Yeah, I get it.

[B]

I'm just smoking this.

[A]

I get it. That was, that was cool.

[B]

It actually really rips. You can tell the water in there.

[A]

Like, slightly twist the bowl out because I kind of shoved it in there because I thought it had to fit all the way, but it doesn't. It acts as its own downstem almost come on YouTube. All right, that was cool. Okay, I can't remember what we're talking about, but let's get into this Health.

[B]

Health, Health and wellness segment.

[A]

Health and wellness. Could you imagine? We popped up on health. I think we should take a petition out. I think we should post on social media and get it done. I really think Peyton Manning should be in movies. I didn't know how funny this man. No, no, not too far. Just barely.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He's. Peyton Manning is so damn. I think he's the funniest football player to ever try to do any kind of anything. I watched this fool. I didn't know he hosted Saturday Night Live a long time ago. This man is hilarious. Did you know he's like Forrest Gump at Forrest Gump could think fully. You know, Forrest Gump was slightly tatted. Force. Peyton Manning is the opposite. He just is Forrest Gump. Oh, hello. Hi. Wearing a button up and a tie under it. Like he is Forrest Gump. Tall guy from the south, super clean cut, nice, athletic. I watched his Saturday Night Live clip of him playing with kids and it is so damn funny. Dude, it's like watching Adam Sandler play dodgeball and happy in Billy Madison. Like it was. Yeah, that one. Hey, what you want to do? You suck. Like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Catch the ball. Like, oh, no, dude, it was so funny. The clips of him with the kids. Dude, that thou was funny as hell. And then I saw another clip of him. He does commercials now. Did you know that? Funny.

[B]

Dude, I'm not gonna even hate on Peyton Manning.

[A]

That fool is funny, man. I didn't know. And then I saw a commercial with Eli Manning it last night. Eli Manning's funny. Are you serious? He really is Forrest Gump.

[B]

I'll take them over the Kelsey's all day.

[A]

Oh, yeah, those are the best. That's the best duo in the. In the NFL right there. And now they got their little nephew coming up. Look at those two. Two random looking ass wholesome horses. Look at these horses in front of that house. Those are. They're built like horses, dude.

[B]

For sure.

[A]

Like, yeah, our heads can eat grain.

[B]

Definitely.

[A]

Yeah, I can keep up with a car, man.

[B]

Is. Is he known for being, like, athletic or just like more of a Tom Brady style?

[A]

But you just asked if he's not athletic. I don't know, like a running quarterback.

[B]

Manning. Yeah, like, he.

[A]

He runs, but he runs like the way you see giraffes start that run like, and then they gain. And they gain momentum. That's how he runs. He runs with his, like, his chest down. You know how Donald Trump walks kind of forward all weird. That's how he runs, like, downhill.

[B]

Did you watch the NFL this weekend? Some. I mean, your. Your packers had a. One of the only. Only tires in NFL history. I didn't know it was a thing.

[A]

America tying should not be allowed. We're number one, not tied for number one. I don't like the fact that that ended in a tie last night. They kicked a field goal at the end to tie it because they didn't want to lose. How about go for the win? How about that? Go for the win. This is America. You go the extra mile.

[B]

Are you playing not to lose? Are you playing to win?

[A]

Yeah, I just don't want to lose. We didn't win, like, then you lost.

[B]

I do cry when the Bills do that. And then they don't do it and they just lose, though.

[A]

Come on, man. That. That bugged me last night. Packers tied last night. Oh, I feel like I'm a throw up. Sorry I drank that drink and I ate late last night.

[B]

Drunken drag.

[A]

Okay, so, Payne Manning, I think you're hilarious. You should definitely be in more stuff. You're funny. I saw him in a movie too, recently. I can't remember which movie it was, but he played like, a side character in a movie.

[B]

He seems so mild mannered and, like, not like, just.

[A]

That's why he's a white guy. Oh, that's why it's funny. You ever seen Office Space?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Anyway, Stabler, like, that's how I imagine him being kind of. You know who that is? The stapler guy?

[B]

No.

[A]

You ever watch King of the Hill?

[B]

I know about it.

[A]

He. That's Bill, the neighbor.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah, it's the same guy.

[B]

Milton?

[A]

No, Bill. Dot tree. Oh, you're talking about from Office Space. Yeah. If you've never seen Office Space, you should watch it. What a movie of redemption. He really gets over on him at the end. He robs the company of their money and dips. He embezzles all their money and bounces. Love that movie, man.

[B]

We watched Idiocracy last night.

[A]

You did?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

With who they were. You never seen it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Pretty. Pretty close. Yeah, pretty close.

[B]

I like. I really liked how they. They did it. They kept it. They kept, like, the story moving along really quick.

[A]

You notice what they're Wearing Crocs. I didn't notice that it was a new company. And Mike Judge, the guy that makes that writes King of the Hill, wrote Idiocracy. He's the guy that directs and everything, right? He's like, yo, I gotta find a shoe that's so stupid that dumb people would wear it in the future. Their Crocs, in that movie ideography, they're wearing Crocs because he's like, no one would ever wear these. They a new company. Let me just wear these shoes. And now it's one of the number one shoe. We're getting close, dude.

[B]

Yeah, we're getting.

[A]

We're getting real close to being there. Like, who's the president? A guy on tv. Yeah, just like Terry Crews. What are they drinking? Electrolyte's got water in it. Like the Justin Long.

[B]

The. The doctor.

[A]

You're all retarded.

[B]

He was the funniest one.

[A]

He was great, man. Maya Rudolph and that shit's funny too. She's like, yeah, the hooker. I'll be back tomorrow. And that guy, all right, he waits for, like, weeks there because he's stupid as. Yeah, yo, Idiocy's a good movie.

[B]

Did you see who her pimp was? The cameo. Scarface, the rapper. That was pretty.

[A]

Oh, is that who that was?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, okay. I always wonder who the that was. I was like, I don't recognize this actor.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, no, I just like the pimp. The. The. The. The army guy. He's looking at his teeth in the mirror. That was my Uncle John. Like, if he could become a pimp, he would have became a pimp because it didn't make sense. Just some random white man. I love that movie so much. It's a school movie, dude. But we're getting. So if you haven't seen Idiocracy, I've said it like 90 times. Go watch it. The world's getting dumb. It's getting close to that. There's Tick Tocks Without My Balls. Type of like the number one show.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that's basically.

[A]

Basically, America's money's on videos. A step down. Ridiculousness. Yeah. Good movie, right?

[B]

If you need another good movie, go watch Swiped on Hulu. My homies made that movie. It's the story of how Tinder and Bumble came about. Think of the Facebook movie. It's like that for Tinder, but it's. It's inspiring if you're an entrepreneur. Sick ass movie.

[A]

It's real. A documentary or a movie?

[B]

No, it's a movie, but it's like the way they did.

[A]

I've never seen Facebook.

[B]

It's just the character. Yeah, it's a straight up movie. Just telling the story of how it happened.

[A]

Isn't Justin Tamberlake in that movie? Isn't he in the Facebook movie? That's all I know about it. That kid that looks like Michael Sarah.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Or not Michael Sarah. Yeah, I know what you mean.

[B]

Yeah. The face. That's a great movie.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, I'll give it a try. So you watch Mark Zuckerberg play his homies out of money. Is that what it is?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now he's wearing boxy shirts and gold chains.

[B]

The dude thought he was like. I thought they were my lawyers, that type of. But they actually had him knock his stake down from, you know, call it 30% to 03% and he didn't realize that's what he was signing off on.

[A]

Where's that guy now?

[B]

Being a billionaire somewhere.

[A]

Still probably okay it then. All right, Pain Manning. Love you. You should be in movies. Ready for my next little topic? Something I. I knew I was gonna say and I said it. I think I said it during the show. Season one. Somebody find it. Everyone else on six nines getting in trouble. He ratted on everybody. Watch him come back. Of course, it's only been like three years since he's been out of prison or jail. And let's state the facts. He snitched on. Some people are trying to kill him. Okay, I might do that too. He snitched on some people that are trying to kill his mom. Okay, I see where you're at. He snitched on people while he was in prison that were trying to kill him while he was in jail. Like, all right, I see why you snitch, man. I get it. I understand. And now it's. He's not like a street dude. He's a actor slash rapper being playing a hard guy. He has rainbow colored hair. Guys, you guys were taking. This guy's serious as like a gang banger. A gang. He's not a gang bear. He's a professional entertainer. He's on DJ academics streams. You're not a gang banger. You know, like it's DJ academics dude. He's like a 40 year old, like 20 year old. He's like one of those. He's one of those dudes. I mean that's cool to live your life. But you guys really like six nine to the state of street code. His name is six nine and he has rainbow colored hair. And you guys Took that serious. Everybody's like, he's a snitch. Was 19 years old, never been to jail and lives with her parents. And it's okay. The people that really matter about the snitch thing don't give a about 6 9. He's not a real gang banger. So when everybody decided that they live by the street code in 2021 when you guys are still in high school. Yeah, I got a gun. Yeah, a lot of people do. Doesn't mean you're a gang banger, fool. You just have a gun and a bad temper, you know. So the reason I'm bringing Six Nine up is that fool's on his way back. One, one little hit and he's back.

[B]

One Vlad interview at a time, One.

[A]

Vlad interview at a time. One little hit and he's back. I saw two memes yesterday of using his audio like in a positive way and it had like millions of views on it. So now I'm like, oh my God, that guy gunna got in trouble for snitching. He's out back in full of fire now. It's fine. I mean I don't know if he really did. I just know that's like the allegations. But it's back. Six Nine is coming back. I can't wait. What an instigator in the world. I loved that fool.

[B]

You had a rain of terror there.

[A]

For a second and I was on the line going love him, love the guy. Why? Because he's stating the factual facts and nobody wants to hear it. And everybody's calling him a. It's like all he did was state a fact. You're a. You didn't do nothing when he did that. That's a fact. Like oh, nobody wants to hear it from the guy with rainbow hair, dude. Nobody wants. If he was harder, he'd still be super popping. But he's not that hard. So people like think they can talk, which they do. But in the end of the day like he snitched and got beat up once at a, in a bathroom. That's all that happened to him in jail, a restaurant, like there's a video of them stomping him out like that's all that happened. All these hard ass fools see him, you don't mistake him for nobody else.

[B]

In a world of gangsters, you mean?

[A]

Yeah, in a world of gangsters. He got stomped out one time. I don't know why people take it so serious. Just live your life. Who cares if he snitched on somebody? Are you in incarcerated in Prison, then it doesn't matter to you. Does it matter to you that someone snitched on somebody? I don't think it. I'm not a gang member.

[B]

If you're two gang bangers that go pull a heist together and then when he gets caught and tells on the other one, that's up, you should have.

[A]

The opportunity to shoot that. I get it. I understand. But like, it's not over some rapper about some that you don't even know about. You don't even live in that state. It was a bandwagon hate thing on him. And it was easy to hate him because he was easy to hate. He has number one song, Nicki Minaj, another number one, Another number one. Everybody's hating that fool.

[B]

Well, yeah, that's what he was going for that though.

[A]

That's. That's the thing. He's an instigating. I get it.

[B]

That's what 50 did when he came.

[A]

In and you guys just didn't like it and that's all it was. But now he's coming back a little older. Guarantee he sticks around, but sticks around not for music. He's going to be more of these like speaking on the Internet guys. Watch Calling it now. He'll come back. He's going to be a dj, academics. That's all there is to it. I don't know. But he's back. He's back. Full effect. I see it.

[B]

There was a whole like the stretch when he like came out to LA and got jumped to the airport. That whole stretch was like epic run. That's really all I really remember. Damn. You smelled the out of that.

[A]

Whoa. The smell went all the way back into my brain.

[B]

I like this packaging as usual.

[A]

Smell that deep like an Elmer's glue slash funky old fruit old socks. Yeah, it's like, it's like Bed Bath and Beyond. You smell a candle, Bed Bath beyond, then you get hooked like a tweaker. I don't know. Am I the only one that does that? I'll smell a scale up and beyond so hard I get tall like a lift like my legs like. You know what I mean? Like a stretch. Yeah, dude. There's some smells out there I'll smell all day. This be one of them. And oranges. That orange hand soap. I'll tweak on that. All right, here we go, guys. Next little topic I want to bring up. We talked about this fool like three years ago and then we talked about my two years ago and then we brought him up. When I'm restricted, I Told Marty. I'm like, I feel like he's gonna pop off so hard. I don't know why. I just feel it. I feel it. And now he's doing it. Good job, dude. Sorry. I touched weed and touched my eye when I touched that farzine sponsor.

[B]

Us. God, you need those eyewash stations they have in, like, warehouses, right?

[A]

Like scientists do. Okay, let's keep my eye closer.

[B]

You want my lokes?

[A]

No. Okay. Oakley's my locales. Okay. A couple years ago, we saw this dude because it was hilarious because he looks just like Goblin. And I sent it to Nick. I'm like, yo, this fool looks exactly like you. And then it went kind of viral on Tik Tok. Like, damn, these fools look a lot alike.

[B]

That was the point of him going viral. It was like that. He looks like Goblin.

[A]

No, he's going viral for his raps.

[B]

Got you. But I'm saying, when he first came out, everybody was like, damn, this fool looks like.

[A]

Well, that. No, it was just his rats. But there was a lot of comments like, goblin, Goblin. They look identical. I even sent it to Nick back then. I'm like, dude, you have to see how identical this kid is to you. And I've been seeing him on streams. I've been seeing him on stuff. JDS never missed him. He comments on everything. We always see his name. We shout out to you. We always see you in everything. And then I told Mario, like, two months ago. I was like, dude, I just saw this fool on a freestyle. Remember I told you? Like, I think he's gonna pop because this shit's tight as hell. And the juxtaposition of the words versus, like, that's who's saying them is great. It's like a Peter Griffin. It's like, it's a perfect Peter Griffin. But I rap like I'm from Detroit. I don't know where he's from, but, yeah, on the radar. I saw. No, it was. Yeah, I was on the radar a couple months ago, remember? Anyway, I talked to Marty. I'm like, dude, this guy is gonna blow up. I feel it. It's gonna happen. And then I saw this fool on Kai Senat's stream the other day. Like, good for you, bro. Yeah, that's the one. That's the first one. Two years ago. Yep. Anyway, JDs never missing. I know you're a big fan. And like, I told Marty, there's something there. And look, it's gonna work. Good for you. It's gonna work. I filmed a video in that place. Wow.

[B]

Oh, this is a set.

[A]

Yeah, it's set. Yeah. I filmed there.

[B]

He was just on Gobcast.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I saw him on Kaiser Net Stream, like, oh, that's the biggest platform you can have right now. Good for you. Full. Yeah, man. That's it. That's all I was gonna say. Good, good. It's been a couple years that we like that you've been in this realm of like. Yeah, got rapping ass. Goblin JDs. Never missed.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, like, it's really cool to see you doing your congratulations, man. Yeah.

[B]

Everybody in our little community, like, we see somebody doing some cool like that.

[A]

I always see in the live chat, like, you always. I see you. I always see you and we always mention it. I'm like, dude, that fool's full rap his ass off. It's very odd to see how much shit's flying out of that fool's. Out of that fool's mouth and it's like, that's what you look like, huh? Love it. Love it, dude. I just thought it was really funny. Congrats, dude. I just saw you on the stream too. Blew my mind, dude. Like, I saw like, no way he's on the stream, dude. Congratulations, man. That makes me so stoked for you. All right, cool, Cool. Also, real quick, I always like small businesses. I shout out to you guys, small businesses. Keep it up. Especially, like, little mom and pop ones. There's a brand out there called Tough Tethers. It's just him and his wife. This is not an ad. I'm just showing you guys because people keep asking. I replaced my Puffco top. That's a Tough Tether. It comes with a straw. And he matched it to the Daybreak.

[B]

Oh, sick.

[A]

That's it. It's just pretty cool. Tethered to keep it tethered to your stuff. That's all it's for. For E rigs. Tough tethers. They're super nice people. I just wanted to say that it's not like, it's not an ad. Yeah, it's just Tough Tethers. They're cool people. And I put it on last night. I was super psyched. It's all matching, dude. I got. I have. I have one, but it's black. If you want it, it won't match your thing, but I. I have one for you.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[A]

Right? It's just such a cool little invention, man.

[B]

Like super sick.

[A]

Super sick custom.

[B]

Oh, and I don't think we. We talked about it unrestricted, but if you have a small Business. Go check out the all brand new Drastic graphics dot com. You can learn how to make a drastic impact with your business. This is clean.

[A]

I've done.

[B]

Yeah, this is. I've been expanding on it, though. Like, like, check this out. So.

[A]

Oh, yes, No, I remember. I remember.

[B]

I remember because now I got. Check. Check out how official.

[A]

Sick.

[B]

We got the about section, but now real quick, the credits.

[A]

Wow, Sick.

[B]

And then click on it and each of the credits gets its own little, like, explanation of what we did. Come on.

[A]

Nice, dude.

[B]

So anyway, check that out. Drastic Graphics.com video production, branding, web design consultation, all that type of.

[A]

Let's go. I didn't see it fully done yet. I saw it up there. Speaking of. Move on to that topic. Since we saw it on your website. I'm sure a lot of you guys seen it. I sent it to Marty. I'm like, yo, something's going on. And then that video came out. Something's going on. Like, that's Marty's homie, obviously. But I saw that Theo Von. And that's scary, dude. You don't say some like that unless you're mean in it. Theo. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, that didn't feel good at all.

[A]

No, something's up.

[B]

I wrote him a message last night. I was like, you ever need somebody to talk to, let me know. Theo's. Theo's one of those guys that. It's like, if you're friends with them, you can always tell, like, damn, something's kind of going on, you know? But he's very open about that. Like, he's very. That's. If you listen to his solo episodes on his podcast, like, going back to episode one, like, that's been the theme of the show. It's all self help, self care, like him dealing with his issues. But, you know, somebody can be at the peak of success and then when you. When you. And I'm not saying this for him, but just in general, like, what you would consider life goals, like where Theo's at right now, but can still be going on in life, that makes you extremely unhappy. And I just hope he's all right.

[A]

Yeah, so that's basically what's going on. Theovon did some Netflix taping and like, the crowd went to Reddit and the Internet immediately.

[B]

Of course they're going to try to hate you down, too.

[A]

Like, it wasn't a hate thing. It was like, yo, something's wrong, something's off. Something happened in this thing. Like, he kept leaving state, coming back. He felt very weird. I don't know if it's. If it's alcohol. I don't know if it's substance or he's going through mental health. But even the crowd, nothing. Thousands of comments like, something's going on. Like, that was not.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Show we thought we were gonna do apparently had a weird show. And after somebody said something, he's like, sorry, brother. Like, I'm trying not to take my life this month. Like, he's like, but I'm Post this picture. Like, no, that's somebody that doesn't want to say something and be. Try to be a little too cool about. Not too cool, but a little too proud about it, but also saying it. It's like saying, I'll go if you.

[B]

Have extra room if you want me to.

[A]

If you want. Yeah, if you want. So do you want to come? Obviously. So for that. That's like. It's like a cry for help, literally, on stage. I saw the clip and that was not a fun clip to watch.

[B]

No, it really didn't feel good. I've heard Theo have, you know, depressive vibes before or whatever, but that. That didn't feel good when I heard that.

[A]

Yeah, not good, dude. Not good. So, yeah, I saw that last night. That was very, very not. That was weird. Weird to see. Hope everything's okay. Yeah, it's weird.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's not good.

[B]

Yeah. And what do you do? You know, you take. You take all these years to build up your career. Maybe you don't want all this attention. Maybe. I don't know, Maybe it's too much. Who knows? When you get that famous, like, has to get really complicated just.

[A]

Or it's just regular life and you just happen to be famous.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or that, you know, I mean, like, it could be the same, just amplified because you. Now you don't go anywhere as much because there's. Everybody's gonna bug you. So. Probably gets worse. I could see that. Like, don't want to go out. I'm gonna have to talk for four hours.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. You know, I mean, he's on a different level.

[B]

I doubt. It's not fame related. He's been.

[A]

I'm saying, like, it could be normal, but it gets worse because you don't want to go into public. Yeah, that's what I meant. Like, if you're that famous, going to public must kind of not be great.

[B]

And people expect you to be all, like, you know, character all the time. And. And I could see it, you know, money doesn't solve all problems. They should. Is still very real.

[A]

Not at all. Yeah, so I saw that. That's not good. But I just wanted to bring that up. I just saw one year.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I, you know, I had fun going back and putting together like the little kind of mini portfolios for all these. But if you go through here, these are some really. This is like with Theo. These are some of my most like, projects I'm most proud of because like my first. This is my first professional photo shoot right here. I mean, this is the first time I was got paid to do a photo shoot. And then bam. That went into the tour poster and then bam. This is my first ever professional behind the scenes shoot for his Netflix. He was the first. You're looking at one of the first big podcasts that I really helped crack through. Like I was there with him when he even cracked. Broke the surface and like, you know, so it's crazy to see him get so successful. But it's like, you know, I've always tried to be there for him and so, you know, that's just. Is what it is.

[A]

Hope it works out. Man like gets through that because it's not. That's not a good thing to be saying because that means it's that bad that it got to that point.

[B]

You know, you're on camera and saying that so freely. It's like when you're like, so okay, just saying that that means you say it a lot.

[A]

Are you thinking a lot? Okay, are you guys ready?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Next topic. Free. Free J. Free J from dab. What? Why? Why are you in jail? All I saw is one of these demons got me in jail. If you don't agree with what dads against predators do, that is fine, but they should not be in jail. And all people, they're assaulting people. Shut up. There's sometimes there's leeway. Some. I've been on this rant for. For like a month now about how people shouldn't wish death on people. And it's like, it's act. It's like so freely happening. Like, yeah, I hope they die. Dying and slapping the dog shadow people is a two different things. Wishing death and wishing. I hope you punch that fool in the face is different. I hope these fools get better. Beat down, bloodied out, busted teeth. Yeah, I do. They're not going to die. They'll be fine. And very one of the few times I can say they deserve it. One of the few times you can if you don't agree with me. Let me check your Internet history, your floppy disks. Yeah, let me check your Let me check your, your. Your records because if you don't think that's okay. I don't know, man. You might be one of them if you don't know what we're talking about. We had him on the show. Boom. Jay and Josh, that's Dads Against Predators also did not come with them. Shout out to Corey Dr. Pepper, one of my favorites. DAP dads against predators. I started watching these guys a long time ago, like a year and a half, two years ago maybe. And I showed Marty and then we started talking about them. Then we got him on the show. They're awesome people. I subscribe at the yearly rate. I every. I just re up. Josh and Jay both. Both of you guys is locals only. I, every month it pops up so and so. $12. $12? Oh, yeah. Every time I get that notification like, yeah, good for you. I'll support that shit for the rest of my life. What they do is they set up creeps, dudes looking to get with underage people, creeps. And they decoy them and then meet up with them, just like Chris Hansen, except they'll meet up with them like at Walmart. You ever see, for those of you that don't know I'm talking about, you ever say, excuse me, everybody, this man's here to meet a 13 year old boy. You ever see those meet? That's them. They're there to embarrass out and hopefully beat the shit out of each of these people. So what they do is they go, hey man, we have every record we have everything. I can call the cops or I can have you agree to make me slap you in the face five times. And most of them like, I'm not gonna go to jail, Please slap me in the face right now. So they get consent. That's why they don't get in trouble. They get consent to hit them. That's why they go around the law that way. Sometimes they don't, but who's gonna be there to defend them? If you're a. If you're a. And you're like, yo, dog, this guy just punched me in the face, call the cops. Why'd you call the cops? Because you punched me in the face. Arrest him. Why is he here? No need to know about that. Just talking about the punches, all right? Nah, dude, you're gonna go to jail. So that's why these creeps never call the cops. He's like, if I call the cops, I'm going to jail. I'll take a beating. You guys got to remember Those slaps in jail are razors. They're getting slashed open in prison. So those slaps are a lot better than these fools literally getting sliced to death. Because they will. They are they. It's, ugh. Walk to that red zone on your map on that app and then ask one of those guys, hey, man, what happened to you in jail? And they're gonna lift up their shirt and go, there's. There's. There's a book card in my chest. Like, those fools get it bad out there, dude. Deservingly so. I get it. Anyway, Jay is in jail right now. That's all I know. That's all they've posted. Jay's in jail, so free Jay from dap. All I heard when the voice thing was, one of these demons gots me in jail. That means someone called the cops that got beat up and they're in jail. Thing is, like, ready? I'm a creep. Jay beats my ass.

[B]

We're both.

[A]

I called the cops. We're going to be in the same cell. We're going to the same jail, like. And you know what he's gonna say, why are you in here? Because I beat the out of this guy for being a pedophile. Like, oh, razors just come out. Like, dude, imagine little kids, you know, little kids pick on one. Like, they'll pick on people. Imagine being a grown man and going, I got nothing to live for, dude. You did what? I'm gonna stab you to death. Why not? At least I'll get moved around. What? That's crazy. I don't think they deserve to get stabbed to death. That's. That's insane. Depending on their crime, you know what I mean? Like, just some creep on the Internet looking at things. Get stabbed to death. Like, damn, dude beat his ass, Killed him. That's terrible. What if he, like, reforms and becomes the best person ever and gives all his money to charity? I don't think you should give them a second chance. But what do they did on there? I don't know. See, there's the line there. That's when you toe the line. You guys are all right. And you guys are all wrong. There is no right wrong. Definite. Because you shouldn't be hitting anybody anyway. It's hard to say. Anyway, Josh recently went through a court case and got acquitted.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I forget about.

[A]

So shout out to Josh. Very recently dodging weeks ago. Yeah. For dodging jail, man.

[B]

We think we're going against the grain with this weed. Jesus Christ.

[A]

Yeah, they're really. That's why they have their own Patreon and Twitter. Yeah, okay. Hey, what's up, guys? Taking a moment to talk about one of our sponsors and big news this weekend. I know it's Tuesday right now. This weekend, October 4th and 5th, Saturday and Sunday. PuffCon is here. Guys, we've been talking about it for a long time. You've been waiting on. I've been waiting on it for a year. PuffCon is here. One of the most fun events I've been to in a long time. Super head, he's got everything you could possibly want. I didn't get to walk the whole thing last year. And I think this year's even bigger. Huge concert, huge acts, key glocks performing. There's. I mean, check out the list. So whether you like music, you like hash or community, it has all of it there. PUFFCON this weekend, October 4th and 5th, Marty and I will be there also. I'll be doing the 710 biggest dab world record thing. Not like taking the biggest dab. I'm saying, like we'll all be taking a dab simultaneously. And for the first time in almost six years, guys, I'm having a push trees booth. So please come by for the push trees booth. The first time in forever. Come by the booth, say what up? Check out some gear, say what up to Marty and I. Everybody always asks, where's Marty? And he's finally going to be with me. So come hang out, guys. Come say hi, take pictures, say what up. Rain or shine, it's going down. October 4th and 5th, puffcon. This 2025 event is the first two day event. So come hang out. We're have a push trees booth. Marty and I'll be out there. Come have fun. Have a dope ass day. So I went down the rabbit hole yesterday or this past week. Last week I got co. We talked.

[B]

About it right Lately.

[A]

We talked about on the, on the, on the unrestricted, I think. Oh, no. I was feeling sick last week, guys. When I went home, I got. I tested after last week's. I had CO all week. So it's official. I can't be smoking with brand people anymore. Smoke your own joint. I'll smoke a joint next to you. I can't keep sharing because Rosie has autoimmune disease and she gets way sicker than I do. I was fine. Day two, she was sick until yesterday. Six days straight, she was laying down, like really sick. Not worth it anymore. Sorry, I can't do it. Can't do it. Rosie gets sick. I'm not risking Rosie anymore. Like, I'll be fine. But she. She's never fine. She's always. Always gets really sick. So I can't smoke with the. I mean, sorry, guys. If I see you in the street, take a blinker with me. I'm not hitting your pen. Can't do it no more. You guys are getting me sick every single. I've gotten sick at every single event except for the past four because I didn't smoke with anybody at the past four. If I've done 400 events, I've gotten sick 400 times. That's crazy. No, no lie. We call it cup cough. That's what they call it at these events, like in the KWI community. Oh, you got the cup cough. You're smoking at the cannabis cup. Oh, you got the cough from the. For the. From the week up. Yeah, it's called cup cough because everyone always gets sick every single event, every time. Always. Come on, man. At a point when you dirty ass fools stay home if you feel sick because you're literally getting a thousand people sick. It's crazy, dude. So here we are. I'm gonna stop doing that. And the reason I'm saying that because I want to do a rabbit hole all week.

[B]

All right?

[A]

I had to stay home. So I was just doing computer stuff, drinking all these nasty celery juices and watching YouTube. And you know what? I found this guy. I saw the video. I'm like, I looked at the numbers, like, is that real? Like, wait, oh, that. Is that 30 million views in less than a week and a half? Like, two weeks. I went, what is this video? And then I see. Did you guys see when Nepal, the parliament got burned down and taken over? Did you see that? Like, two weeks ago? Anyway, there's a country.

[B]

I think I might have actually kind of seen that.

[A]

Okay? I was like, Marty's like, no. Anyway, over there, when. When the people don't like what their government does, they get the government out and they kick them out of the building and they're like, elect new ones. They don't around in other countries, dude, we don't do that here. We'll get shot to death. They get shot over there, too. We don't do that here because everybody's like, my iPhone, though.

[B]

Like, I got.

[A]

I got to do tomorrow over there. They're like, dude, we live here and this is all we have. We're going to kill you if we need to. They took over the entire parliament building. The whole. Just incinerated it in seconds, lit it on fire. So there's this white dude from the UK in Nepal. While it happens, he's bike riding, he's taking his scooter and just stops in that city to visit. And while it happens, an uproar riot happens in the city. And he's filming GoPro style in the middle of this entire 30 times. I thought he was going to get stomped to death, but everybody was just so happy, like, yes, we burned the bill. They were looking at him like, yeah. And the whole time like, I'm fearing for this man's life. The whole time it was just like. You know, on YouTube you can look at the comments because you see something like, oh, a minute 30 and you look, oh wow, 3, 000 other people's like that comment. Somebody already commented what I was gonna say. There's fools in the back looking at him. You could see they're like trying to get his ass, but he's the cameras too in the face. So they're like. There's a couple times where you're like, oh, no, dude, you would have got got by that. There's a riot happening. People running around breaking everything, lighting cop cars on fire. The whole parliament's on fire. People are walking around with cop vests and, and gear. It's a riot. Imagine a prison riot outside in the city. That's exactly what this video was. It's insane. It's incredible to watch this guy, that's a true journalist, he's saying how the, the energy is going and just chaos and people cheering and the love and like the way he's describing, like, oh, you're a journalist. He's saying it as he's talking and everybody's moving about. You see all these people and you can see everybody see the camera and go like, yeah, everybody's just. It's a revolution over there. And you can see how hyped up all these people are. It was shocking to see how fast a building can burn up like that. Dude, it's incredible to watch. There it is, look. Dude, he's just walking around in that. Not one person hurting anybody though. That was crazy. Like, nobody's fighting. It was seriously like, we don't like the gut. Look at six hours early. He's like, wait, what is that? And he starts turning around. The video starts. That's it.

[B]

Oh, it just cracked off.

[A]

It just cracked off. And he hops off his bike and parks it. You guys gotta watch this video. It was so intense, like a movie set. It's so intense. Let's skip to the, like, skip like a Couple minutes. It's incredible. Like the how. How out in the open. He is out there. He's just talking, like in the middle of this chaos. He's describing everything. They're shooting tear gas off at them.

[B]

Couldn't be weirder.

[A]

He shows the tear gas. Go over him, Marty, like a movie. He shows that. You can see him. Look at all these people filming. And just the revolution. There's a revolution happening and this guy's filming it. Dude, let's get more, Skip, more. Watch. Wait till he gets to the fires. Look, people are destroying stuff. Those guys have their own newscast. Look at this guy, man. He's really in there.

[B]

He's really in the show.

[A]

He's really in there, dude. So I saw a bunch of memes on Twitter about this guy. Before I even knew what this video was, I saw a bunch of memes of him with people around. He goes, the new revolution. And then it goes. White man gets embraced by. By Nepal. And I saw all these, like, clips. I'm like, what is. What. What did this guy do? And then I saw this clip last night, this video. Look at everybody. Yeah, everybody's all hyped.

[B]

Yeah, he's. He's on his. Like Tommy G, basically.

[A]

Yes. But like. But you see that face much? Yeah, that's the face I give. Right there at the end.

[B]

Right there.

[A]

Right here. Right at the very end.

[B]

Yep. Throw it up.

[A]

Watch. Right? That's an Ace Ventura face if I've ever seen one. That was straight Ace Ventura, dude, the hair shake. But look. Look at all of them. Look at all these fools. Look at the guy on the right.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

This motherfucker is crazy friendly, dude.

[B]

Hold on, let me look at the background. These are creeping. Everybody's creeping on this.

[A]

Everybody's.

[B]

Let me look in the background real quick.

[A]

Just watch the backgrounds, dude.

[B]

This kid's creeping on this, dude.

[A]

Just watch the backgrounds.

[B]

This looks a.

[A]

Not everybody's happy. Like, not everybody's friendly, dude.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Y. A couple friends come up to him. Where you from?

[B]

Of course.

[A]

He goes, london. He goes, okay, okay. And he walks away. That fool in the red. Yeah, Full in the red, right? This fool on the right. Look at that guy. No, no. You guys want to see death stares? You know what I watched last night? I went down the rabbit hole. I watched Train Ride from Hell. India. This guy. You know those sardine packed Indian trains? You ever see. Have you ever seen the trains in India?

[B]

I've seen the videos. You show me the watch. Unrestricted death by train.

[A]

No, no, no. Have you seen them get on the trains? How many people are in the trains? Marty Martin, you ever seen a Mexican? You ever seen a Mexican? There, that's him. Go, go. Like five minutes in. I want you to see. Go. No, back, back, back. Look, look, he's holding up his backpacks. Now look behind him. That's his back. Look behind him. Look at the guy with the green bandana. Guys, if you've ever seen anybody about to stab somebody, watch the guy in the green bandana, Marty. It's like watching an animal, like about to look at him.

[B]

There's four back here.

[A]

Just watch, Marty. I watched every piece. Not one time does he take his eyes off him. Not one time. Dude, you can, you can. And he's just gonna be sitting there, still staring into his soul. Dude, but look how crowded. There's. The door, doesn't even close. There was a guy hanging off. And then there's a part where he goes. I. I don't know. You guys can't see it, but I am standing on one foot. I'm one footing this. It's a four hour ride. Look at that. Dude. You know how much that ride was? 1.25. He paid $2.25 and got a sleeper car. At the end of this, he gets a sleeper train by him like a bed for two. A dollar more.

[B]

Double the price.

[A]

A dollar, dude, that's how cheap things are over there. A dollar more and he gets. Watch. Keep going. He has a bed now. He's a bed now. This guy. His. His channel is called Small Brain American. You should watch it. He's very. He's out and about. Let's say that he's really doing. He's really on the trains and doing wild. Eating food out there.

[B]

Like Small Brain American is a great, great name.

[A]

Right?

[B]

That's where I'm at.

[A]

Dude. India sucks. Don't ever come here. That's the title. Damn. Sorry. But anyway, I went down that rabbit hole, guys, and it blew my, my mind. You know what else I feel like this elk heart. This. All the stuff I'm. I feel, I feel better. I feel like I'm like stronger and like I can do. I don't know why. My back feels a lot better. Oh, I, I mean, I'm not doing the full one, but the Rose. The marathon. I'm doing the Rosie into her half at the Rose Bowl. They have a half of a half the. And I'm gonna do that one. 5K or a little 5K.

[B]

Yeah. Nice.

[A]

Yeah. So I'm do that one in January. Build up my back.

[B]

Super sick.

[A]

Yeah, I'm excited to do that.

[B]

You did a 5k before, right?

[A]

Yeah. But did I tell you guys about what happened? You know, my back's bad. I didn't realize how bad it really is. Like, it'll lock and it won't move. You ever had a. Your bike chain get a knot and that's my back? Yeah. It'll go over the chain, but it's gonna go and like flunk through. Flunk through. That's the word I can think of. That's my back when it doesn't work. When it's. When it's. When it's bad, it's bad. And that is what it is. Imagine having 13 little knots and as you go constantly grinding. Right. The reason I'm saying this, I did a 5K. My first one, I was like this fifth from the last person to finish, Right? All right, cool. Everybody's running. I'm walking this. I couldn't even jog. It hurt. I felt like Jaws was behind me. Not in the tense of oh, danger, but just my, my pride. Danger to my pride was on my tail. I turned around like nine times to see how close this guy was. I'm like, there's no way I'm gonna let this guy pass me. There was a 90 year old man with a walker.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And his shirt said cancer0me1. He is a cancer survivor with a World War II hat on. On my tail, dude. The whole time doing this, like, no, no. And it was hurting so bad. I was like, no, no, no, I can't let it. I can't let it happen. And I stopped for like a minute to like stretch my lower back. And I saw him coming because he had tennis balls on the front. I could hear him slide. I look, go, no way. He's. He's back. So I'm like, nah, dude, I can't. Like, look at this fat piece of. Cross the finish line after that, man. And then I'm going, I'm going. And I'm like, mom's in front of like, oh, my bad's. My back's bad, dude. My mom's beating me. This isn't good. And we do the turn around, go back. There. Was kids allowed in this? Yeah, toddlers beat me, dude. Anyway, I'm going, I'm going. And I'm on the way back and I pass the old man. I look at him like, are you in competition with me? He looked at me, are you trying to catch me? He was trying to catch Me. And the whole time, like, no, no, dude, I can't. I can't let this happen. I'm. No. So I get back, like, the last corner, and there's a bridge and you cross and I look around and this.

[B]

Fool'S like, you start dropping banana peels?

[A]

Oh, dude, I just turned around and spit in his fucking face. I don't know what. I just remember looking at him like, you're gonna beat me, huh? You're gonna fucking beat me, dude? And I'm walking and I'm like. My back's completely. I'm walking with my knuckle in my back just to where it takes the pressure off the disc and the nerve so I can move that leg better. There's a bunch of dumb techniques anyway. Techniques. My backed up. So I'm walking, and as I cross, I see him and he's like 40ft back. Only that's the whole story. I almost lost to an old cancer survivor.

[B]

I'm picturing blue from old school.

[A]

Exactly. But no hair coming out. He just had a hat and had World War II, like, ship.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

But the name and pins and his shirt. Cancer0me1 like you, dude. How about that? You man. How about me1 you0 you. You all racist. He was trying to catch me to kick me over the wall. That's all it was really. He was chasing. He was. No, I'm just kidding. He doesn't. Very nice old man. He said hi to every person that passed him. Good morning. Good morning. Oh, you're not gonna beat me, dude. Oh, I kept thinking, like, I'll let you die before you beat me. I'll Bruce Lee jump up and stomp his chest in. Not for real.

[B]

But let him get behind. Let him get in front of you. Then you just come up behind him. Leg sweep, leg sweep.

[A]

Knock those out. There was a little lake there too. I could just threw his ass in. Nobody would have known. You would have saw the back of a white shirt floating and tennis ball. Yeah, you would have saw him. He'd be dead. Old man.

[B]

YouTube.

[A]

I imagine a little bit of water, air getting in the shirt. Like a bubble when he's sitting there dead.

[B]

This cancer victory shirt.

[A]

Cancer. Just the angle one. Cancer one.

[B]

Oh. Anyway, I saw people pushing wheelchairs when I did the marathon. I was like, you son of a bit. I thought the same thing. Like, that was an extra challenge by the geriatric dude who's like, this is my hundredth marathon.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that guy. You, man. I saw that he was old. There was a guy that ran into the race you guys are in. He came in sideways because his back was done. Oh you could tell his disc slip and he kept running. He looked like me when it's real bad. But he was running a marathon. Here's his body straight and he was like that bent because his disc and you could tell and he was running like this like trying to keep his balance with one arm out or that's his life. Oh, back pain, dude. Oh man, it's so up. Dude. Stop with the Viagra and the hairline fix backs without the bad surgery because come on, man. Oh God. I fully get why people are hooked to pills. Oh. Anyway. Yeah, old man. What's up fool? You from where were you born? That's what I started saying instead of gamers. Where were you born? Where were you raised at?

[B]

What's your point of origin?

[A]

Yeah, what's your point or what's your point of origin? What's your story? Where's your grandma from?

[B]

See those 23andMe's see some results. What do you want to get down?

[A]

What's your family tree look like? Other point origin? What's the point of origin? Where you go? Where are you from? Oh, this fool was educated gang banger. Okay, so wait. Oh yeah. The reason I even brought this up. Wow. My. I do have add. I realized it real bad yesterday, but it's okay. Okay. Ready? For the past like three, ten minutes I haven't had a song playing in my head which is really nice. We've just been sitting here talking. Maybe it's that meat juice stuff. Whatever the. It's called meat juice. Sounds great. Maybe it's that meat juice I put in my mouth and then swallowed into my stomach. I'm gonna do the 5k but besides that, the reason I'm bringing it up is I said I went down a rabbit hole, guys. Right? I said I went down a rabbit hole. And you know what rabbit hole I went down last night? Motivation. Did you know there are humans out there doing the most absolutely baller Incredible. You I like I said I love the Olympics. I love it. I've watched since I was a kid. I've been watching the the world championship racing. 100 meter, 400 meter, 1500 mile. I watched the world all the. I watched the mile last night. What do you think the guy. What? The guy came in. There's a one mile race. Where It's a one mile race. What do you think the fastest time was?

[B]

Two minutes?

[A]

No, that's a cheetah.

[B]

I have no idea.

[A]

Okay. But this Guy was at 3.39mile, right?

[B]

And.

[A]

They also have a marathon race, the 26.3. How fast you think the fastest guy did that? Give it a reference because you've done that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you think?

[B]

I did it like 540. The dude at our marathon, the winner, broke the record. And he did it in like two and a half. I think so. I think that's like a world record breaking time. Like two and some change.

[A]

209, 29, 45, I think it was.

[B]

It's not. I have no. I have no idea how that's even.

[A]

Human if you guys don't get it at 13 miles every hour. He did that 26.2 miles.

[B]

Yeah, 13 miles.

[A]

Yeah, in 2 hours and 10 minutes. So he's probably running at a pace of like 11.9. There's like constantly running at full speed on the treadmill for 209.

[B]

So far, it's like from here to Orange County. It's so far. It's basically 30 miles. Call it 30.

[A]

Incredible, right? I love it. It's incredible. It's shocking, right? But I'm watching all this. I love it. I love watching the Olympic. I'll watch the running, all that. I. I didn't know there's youtubers out there that like. I watch Will Tennyson. He's a. He's an active dude, but he's not like an ultra marathon kind of guy. He's like a body dude. There's dudes out there that just do like the most incredible you've ever seen. It's just a little YouTube video they make. They're doing it just to do it for their life, but they're like, yo, let me film this. I watched a man last night. I'll find his name. He did something called the Norseman. Ready?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He said you. The guy said, usually people train for a year and then they get the call saying, you got a slot next year train. So it's like two year training, right? This guy did it in 14 days. He had 14 days to do this, right? Do you want to know what this. It's called the hardest triathlon in the world. Marty, you ready? They bring you on a boat because this race starts at five kilometer swimming. Oh, what's that seven miles? That guy right there. That guy right there, that's. What's his name?

[B]

Magnus Midaberbo.

[A]

Incredible filming. Anyway, five kilometer race. It starts off, guys, I watched this guy swim for an hour and 19 minutes. He did it in, right? You know what you do after the race? After that. Swim in that arctic. You know what you do? 120 mile bike ride. And then you know what you do after that?

[B]

Marathon.

[A]

You know what you do after that?

[B]

What, Full marathon? Yeah.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

Gross.

[A]

18 miles in the terrain. The last eight miles of the marathon is up a mountain. 250 people only are allowed to do it. Like 250. This guy plays. This guy plays 64th, Marty. And he only trained for two weeks. Look at. That's where you take the ship ride to get off and jump in the water.

[B]

I was like. In my mind, I was like, I could do this. No, I'm not getting.

[A]

You're not catching me on a boat. I gotta turn this.

[B]

That was a beautiful shot they got of that damn boat. I gotta take another look at that.

[A]

I'm gonna turn this heat up to white.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Credit score went up, guys. Sorry. The reason this episode. Just like, check out this YouTube I saw. But no, for real, check out this YouTube I saw. Whoa, dude. Whoa, man. This guy does this. He really. He finishes.

[B]

Look at this shot.

[A]

Yeah. Not only finished, he placed 64th, which is crazy.

[B]

Two weeks is insane. Took me months to do the.

[A]

I mean, he's for sure an athlete too though. But.

[B]

Yeah, he doesn't really look like a freak though. He looks like a pretty regular dude.

[A]

Those are the guys that can do Mount Everest hikes.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Oh. So the reason I'm saying this, I signed Marty up for this. Paid for it and everything.

[B]

Sick.

[A]

It was 40 bucks.

[B]

You're picked. You're the guy. They want you. If I could. If I could solely dedicate my life to that for like a year, I'd do it. Yeah, I know that sounds really think if I had no other worries. Everything was paid for. What else you going to do, right?

[A]

Okay. So I went down the rabbit hole. It was really fun. That guy, the Norseman. Shit's crazy. I saw this one of the dudes explain it real quick. It's a race. And every hour on the hour, you run a 4.2 mile loop. So ready? Every hour you run 4.2 miles. If you do that in 20 minutes, if you do that in an hour, so be it. These guys are doing like half an hour, right?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Pretty fast. Miles. Seven and a half minute miles.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they have 30 minutes to chill. Go loop. Next loop. It's non stop.

[B]

For how long?

[A]

Until someone stops. Oh, this fool made it to a hundred point seven miles until he stopped and he's like done 25 loops. He did.

[B]

Damn. How much time is that?

[A]

25 hours.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Every hour on the hour.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Wow. So you just sit there, eating in between. Eating in between, Eating in between, Hanging out, waiting. Go, blanket, go. Like. And they're in the forest looping with tents. Like, the tent at the spot. Like, are you done? You done? Come on, we got 28 minutes. Eat.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

It's like an endurance thing. Oh, man. People put their body through is nuts. And the last one. The last one I'll talk about. This guy's like someone's gay uncle or something. Like, he's like the sassy uncle. I love him. I don't think he's gay, but still, the temperament he has. I'm like, you're incredible. I love this guy. He's like Nathan Lane in the bird cage, but a little manlier, if you know what I'm talking about. I describe this guy pretty good. This Guy does a 300 mile race, Marty. It's called the Arizona Monster. It's 99 degrees. He does a 300 mile race.

[B]

I'm all set.

[A]

Camped out six days. Running, stop sleep for a couple hours. Running, stop sleep for a couple hours. Eat sleep. He's like, mile 68. He was hallucinating. He's like, starting to hallucinate a bit. It's coming. All right, mile 90. Read 30 more miles. It's like, you're still running, dude.

[B]

You did a whole marathon. Hallucinating.

[A]

He's like, marathon one out of the way. He hit 26. He's like three marathons in. And then he finally slept for like an hour at the night. Then the next one, he's just. It's like watching Forrest Gump scene when they're running all together in the. For. In the. In the. In the desert. That's exactly what it looks like. And this guy finished a 300 mile race. Cool. It's pretty shocking. I'm over Ow my balls style videos on YouTube. And this is the. That I'm on now. I love it, dude. It's so cool. It's really cool. Watching these people do insane. It makes me feel like I can do a pull up one day. I'll get there. It's really cool to see it. And it makes me think, like, nah, I shouldn't be eating that. These guys are running. They can't. They don't eat that. All right. I've been doing good, man. I've been doing really good. I'm excited. Yeah. You should watch this YouTube rabbit hole. It's nuts.

[B]

I Love that type of show.

[A]

People are so athletic. It's shocking. Dude, it's shot. Watch the runners. Watch the. There's. You know, they wear the slit shorts.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In the runners. The guy. Lyles, Biles, Lyes, Lyons. I can't remember his name. The black dude with the blonde tips. The American. That's crushing. He just won the world. The world champ. There's a part where they slow mo him finishing the race. And his shorts kind of go up. And you can see his top thigh, hip where it meets. It looks like a bicep. There's two bumps. She's got a horse muscle, right? It looks like an implant. It's just his leg is so muscular that his upper thigh, where it meets his hip, has two chisels. Not like lines like. Like. Like. Like a horse, you know, they have a street. The strenuous, like, line. No, they were like someone's flexing and they just. The humans are crazy, dude. It's just nuts, man. And then one Black Panther, one Spider man come through and kill us all. Isn't that crazy? We do all this train for all this.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

One little superhero comes through and beats the out of us. Could you imagine if that was. I say that, and that was real. Like we were really in the Marvel universe. Like Superman, dude, he just. Yeah, he saved that lady. But he destroyed my mom's building. We don't have in Marvel Insurance, dude. I never thought it would happen to us, man. What are we gonna do? Could you imagine? That was real. Oh, God. The Green Goblin, dude, he destroyed a whole buzz. I own that bus. That cafe Spider man ruined. That's my cafe. I work there. Oh, man. Yeah. I don't have Marvel insurance, anyway. I don't know where the that happened from. Oh, yeah, I got it now. Yeah. All right, Marty, you, you, you. You got something ready? And then I'll get into our last point after that.

[B]

All right, yeah, we got. We got a couple goofy.

[A]

Something goofy. But what is the theme?

[B]

These are more rapid fire AI Random questions that are just rapid fire. Aimed to just vote you on your heels and evoke thought. All right, well, I got a bunch of them, too. So these are rapid fire.

[A]

Run it.

[B]

What's the pettiest reason you ever stopped talking to someone?

[A]

Pettiest? None.

[B]

It's a fair answer. I could probably think of a couple petty ones.

[A]

I rarely stop talking to people.

[B]

You don't have a whole list of people you stop talking to.

[A]

Yeah, but it wasn't over, like, something dumb. It was just like, we either stopped talking. There's nobody out there with a story of like that full played me. I bet my life on it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's like it's always the other way around. Every time I stop talking, like, well, they did this. Well. And I was like, ah, maybe I just shouldn't text this person anymore somewhere. Like, I didn't do nothing wrong. They did something wrong. That's why they stopped hitting me up. Because they knew they did some. That's usually what it is.

[B]

You've ever been friends with somebody and then you're like, I really want to be friends with you. But like, you're kind of like, there could be a little essence of like a little bit like, not scammery, schemery, but clout, chasery. Just a little bit, but not really meaning it.

[A]

Not enough to make me go, oh, but yeah, I know what you're saying.

[B]

But then maybe, maybe Rosie's like, I really want to be friends with them. And you're like, but I just can't hang around with these motherfuckers just because of that. No, it's not petty.

[A]

No. I think it's guarding yourself. It's guarding yourself.

[B]

Yeah, of course. That's what you're supposed to do.

[A]

Like, I've had friends where they do some shit. Like, if I wasn't your friend now, I would have never. If I knew that. Yeah, that's the worst feeling. Like you're one of them. Oh, man, you had me fooled. But I'm your friend now. Do I have to overlook this? Yeah, no, I'll start calling you out and talking to you. I just don't really have a lot of homie. I don't have like a shitload of people I hang out with. Like, not even like I used to, now that I'm looking back, a lot of people I used to hang out with, like, even eight, 10 years ago, they're just acquaintances kind of thing, you know, we're really like homies, I guess you would say. I don't know. I don't know, a petty. A petty thing. I don't think I have one. Because everybody stopped talking to 90 of it. Just because you're doing something live. I'm doing something live. It kind of just went like this. It's usually I'm the reason. Like, what's the pettiest thing you stopped? I owe this guy money. That's usually what this thing is. Like, I owe this guy some money. I didn't want to pay him back, so I just kind of stopped talking to him, you know, he's not mean, so he's not gonna come beat me up for it. So I said it. That's usually what this is. Yeah. I don't know. That's a hard. That's a hard question.

[B]

Dude, when's the last time you got way too high and embarrassed yourself?

[A]

When I fell on that lady.

[B]

I don't know if there's any top in that.

[A]

No, there's not. I don't think.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, because you were, like, drunk high at the same time.

[A]

I don't think there's another. Oh, I don't know if I've ever been higher than that. And I don't think I've ever. I'm always high. So it's like, dude, when's the last time you embarrass yourself? Like, oh, yeah, by the way, I did smoke.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.

[A]

So I. I think that's it.

[B]

I embarrass myself real good. Like a week ago.

[A]

What?

[B]

There I was in the driveway, walking up to the house, and the car came and rolled by. So of course I like. I don't know why, but I, like, was looking at them because they started to slow down. Then I realized there was a speed bump right in front of me.

[A]

Yeah, it's right in front of your house.

[B]

So they slowed down, and I just looked like. Just to look. To see what they were doing. And I tripped over the step and ate right in front of this car on my ring camera. Clean.

[A]

The way your house is built up, too. That must have hurt.

[B]

Oh, right on concrete steps. Ate. Got up like a G. Walked it off.

[A]

Goblin G did this, but it was as.

[B]

I was like, you know how you give somebody a little extra look? Like, I could have just looked, but I did a little extra look like.

[A]

And then fell as.

[B]

Then I ate because I gave him the extra look.

[A]

Yeah. That's embarrassing. Yeah, that's like walking into a pole as your mother. Oh, that's embarrassing, Marty. Okay.

[B]

Yesterday. Yesterday, I'm sitting there watching football, and some kid ding dong ditches us. And his. He comes, you shoot at him.

[A]

I definitely took his legs out. You see blood and blood out he went and lost that leg.

[B]

I said, that's how kids get shot.

[A]

Some get shot out here, so it's fine.

[B]

Dong dishes me, and this isn't one.

[A]

You're on the corner, though. That's why you can dip quick.

[B]

Yeah, he dipped super quick, so it was fine.

[A]

He just went into the garage. He's been doing this to you for a Long time.

[B]

But like, we kind of knew who the kid was, but it's not like one of Cam's friends.

[A]

And also it's just ting dunk, dish.

[B]

It's funny.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

But then this fool came back and did it again. He returned for a second.

[A]

How old is he?

[B]

He's probably in like fourth or fifth grade. So this time alone. No, he's. There's somebody with him. So now I shoot out. I shoot out after him.

[A]

Did you?

[B]

Yeah. So then in April said I was out of line for this, but I'm like, in what world do these kids live in where you think you could just ding dong ditch a man's house twice and he's not going to come say some to you? The are we talking about? So these kids are zipping around on these bikes and he had like, hit the right and another right, and they must have went and went down the C sack and came back down. So when they're coming back down the hill, now I'm just standing in the middle of the street like, what do you want, bro? What? What?

[A]

Keep bringing my doorbell.

[B]

What do you want? He was like, literally, it didn't say nothing. So I just let it be at that. I didn't tell him. I didn't tell him I was gonna call his parents or nothing.

[A]

I just.

[B]

I let him live.

[A]

That's the most embarrassing thing because Marty became a full grown adult when he did that.

[B]

Yeah. So knock this off. It's not funny. I got you on camera, but it is funny.

[A]

That's why he did it. It's hilarious. It was funny. Out.

[B]

Yeah, he got you out of your house.

[A]

Sorry. Let me change this.

[B]

Barefoot.

[A]

Let me make. Let me make this a little longer.

[B]

This is. This is like NFL Sunday, bro. This is. You're disrespecting, like, can't be having you run up to the goddamn door whenever you feel like it.

[A]

Okay, I get that. I guess. I guess, you know, the.

[B]

I'm just supposed to kick back and laugh at this goddamn kid. April was acting like I was insane too, I guess.

[A]

Sting dong ditch.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You got got.

[B]

No, he got got like they. They're supposed to come out and get you. You know what I mean? That's what you're trying to avoid. I had this kid stuck. He was full 8 mile.

[A]

He was full. Damn. He got caught ding dong ditching. That sucks. Slow.

[B]

Yeah. Nah, you gotta.

[A]

Damn, Marty. I'm a dad now. I went out and said, what the, bro? Oh, yeah, I'm trying to watch the bills.

[B]

I've been here for a long time. I've been living this. Doing his dad for.

[A]

Hell no, dude, you're an adult now. Yeah.

[B]

April was like, you used to terrorize the neighborhood and all this. You started naming off all this. I was like, yeah. They were supposed to come out and check me. I was out of control.

[A]

Oh, yeah, but he's just doing non ditches. No, he's putting dog on your phone.

[B]

No, I'm sure he will now, but. Yeah, that's why I was so nice to the kid.

[A]

He's so nice to the kid as I let him down from his collar, as I put his shirt down and dropped him onto his knee. Backup, too menace.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Was the kid Mexican? His backup?

[B]

They were both a little something.

[A]

They were both a little something. Damn. That's. That's how you say Armenian in Marty's language. All right, let me set this little rig. Oh, hold on.

[B]

This is funny. My cousin Lauren sent me.

[A]

She was like, video of you falling.

[B]

I'll try to find it.

[A]

Yeah, it'd be cool.

[B]

She sent me this picture. She's like, you were. She listens to the podcast and subscribers on restricted shout out.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

She was like, the story of Thomas talking about, like, I want to tell the little fat Mexican kids to stop drinking soda. And she's like, the kid that my son rides with the bus rides on the bus with every day is that kid. And then I looked, and it looks like he's wearing a fucking push tree shirt.

[A]

That's him. That kid's got two lines in his head. That barber needs to be shot. What an ass. Sorry.

[B]

Oh, yeah, those are some diy.

[A]

Yeah, maybe. Oh, maybe he did it at home himself. He looks cool. It's like a kid with his eyes. His hair is always going to be extra cool because he's a kid with it. Yo, this little boy. This little boy is cool, for damn sure. That little boy looks like Ken Flores.

[B]

Yeah, he does. Yeah, he really does.

[A]

Yeah, he does. I'm just looking like, why do I know that face? But you should have a beard.

[B]

Look, that's him.

[A]

Even the eyes, dude. Even the eyes. It looks like him. It really does look like him. Like, you look familiar. That look, that looks like you.

[B]

Yeah, it does.

[A]

What the.

[B]

Shout out to Ken Flores. Ave. Aurora, Illinois.

[A]

Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's. That's a little. No, Diabeto. You watch Family Guy. There's a little fat, messy kid. Oh, that's why Omar. Can I have cookie? That's why Omar always says that. Because that's Diabeto. She's like, no, Diabeto. And he rolls into the room. You should play how this. Can you play Diabeto just for your own sake? You put in YouTube right there. Can I? No, no, no. It's Family Guy.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

Can I have cookie? No Diabeto. Yeah, it's about. To that sloppy old Spanish maid to do it. And she will, but only because she needs money to pay for medicine for her prematurely overweight son. Diabeto. Mama, may I have cookie? No, Diabito. Roll back to kitchen. Oh, no, Diabeto. That's his name. Dude.

[B]

The idea of ratchet.

[A]

That's why he always says it. Can I have cookie?

[B]

Remember Ratchet? Stuff like that in Spanish. It's always funny.

[A]

Oh, man. Oh, dude. Remember last week we were talking about my grandma's leg from diabetes, like, yo, be careful. Be careful. Shout out to Jay Webby. He's always in our comments. You see what happened? Hope everything's okay and you get better. Jay Webby from Twitter and the chat. He lost his leg, his diabetes or his ankle or shin down. I can't really say his ankle or foot or leg, knee down or ankle. Either way, dude, I'm so sorry.

[B]

Fuck.

[A]

Shout out to Jay. You're always in the chat, man. I'm so sorry. I hope you heal up and everything gets better, and I hope your life changes, dude, and for the better, because that's scary. I'm literally talking about it. I see the chat. I just lost my leg to die. Like, what the. As we're talking about it in the live chat last week. Oh, man. Jay Webby, I've seen you in the chat for years. I hope everything's okay, man.

[B]

Oh, that's. Man, I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, I've been thinking about that.

[A]

It's real. The fact you didn't know that that's that happens is I.

[B]

Like, I knew it, but I never really thought.

[A]

Easy, dude. Oh, human body man is very odd. Damn. We went from Diabeto to something all serious, and, man, I'm sorry.

[B]

Anyway, we need to figure out when OG's movie scene is coming out, because I simply just need to see that. And I was pressing him about it at your birthday party, and he didn't have any answers, so I don't know.

[A]

I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him.

[B]

I need to figure out.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Right?

[A]

Yeah. He didn't text anybody. Just says this into the Ether. And it never comes to fruition ever. Our you the Raider. That's why you just gotta stop saying it. Let it happen. Every time the Raiders fan said, this is our year, just shut up, dude. Just let it be. They don't happen because you guys are hyping it too much. And that's why you always lose. Raiders, my second favorite team. I mean, like, if I had to have other teams, the Raiders growing up, but the fans. The fans make it the worst. Oh, man. Ah, chill out, man. You're allowed to like your team. You just got to scream it in my throat face. Are you drinking Budweiser? I can tell you're my face, dude. Back up. Raiders. And the Niner fans are just way too gangster like Raider fans. Like, I think a lot of Mexicans like Raiders because the colors, you can match it with a lot of.

[B]

Super sick.

[A]

Yeah, but if you're a Niner fan, you're repping that hard and you're gangster ass fool. It's because you love the ners.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

Like, nobody wants to wear gold and red. I don't.

[B]

It's not affiliated.

[A]

Silver and black. Yeah, that's just hard. That matches a lot of. Not gold and red. That sucks, dude. If you're rocking a lot of red, like you're affiliated right off the bat, I'm out. If you look like my rig, like, I'm out of here. Dude, you're gonna get us stabbed. Okay, Speaking of, we started like last week. We started saying, I started playing hella basketball. I've been doing a bunch of activity, just trying to, like, move around. My back's feel a lot better. My brother, we played two on two, and he's sitting there traveling and double dribbling and. And when they were like, double dribble, I was like, what is that? I'm like, this.

[B]

This broke my heart.

[A]

What do you. Rocco's never played basketball in his life. He was like. Like a nerd growing up. As a kid, he played like, dodgeball and high school started. He never went because of COVID He's never played basketball. I never played basketball with him, ever. As a kid, it was always football. I kept a football. My trunk. We played catch. Rock could throw a football, and we're playing basketball. He said, what's double? Triple? Like, oh, let's break the rules down real quick. We broke the rules down. He's like, oh, you can't. And then we told him about three seconds. The key goes moving in and out. I'm like, oh, man. Because Rocco's sitting There. What the are you doing? So many little nuances, so much to it. Like turning that hand over.

[B]

Carry. Yeah. Oh, man. Travel. No, you can take two steps once you pick up the ball.

[A]

And this fool doesn't realize you don't have to shoot threes. Okay, he shot a three. If he shot 50 shots, 50. One of them were a three point. I was trying to explain from the downtown, and I'm like, dude, I can't get every rebound, man. Just come. You're tall. It's like, you tell them you're tall.

[B]

We want easy, high percentage shots.

[A]

Come close. Anyway, the reason I'm bringing that up is because, oh, we're playing basketball. And I realized, like, Rocco's not done a lot of things Rock would like. My grandpa Tom. Rock only got him for a couple years. He doesn't remember him at all. I was explaining to him last night about. Or two nights ago about, you know, grandpa today. He's like, what? I'm like, you didn't know that? Like, what did mom talk to you about? He was a kids. We were just playing and doing stuff I didn't like, you know, grandpa. Like he had just died right then. So it's like I'm not telling him stories to remember. I don't know. I feel like my mom didn't tell him a lot of. Anyway, Rocco's biological dad, right? Here's the little story time. Rocco obviously has a dad, and we don't have the same dad. As you can tell from every smart ass comedian, you can tell that we don't have the same dad. Every one of these little bastards with beards all. I just bring it up and I get it, all right? It's funny. It's a point. Here we go. We don't have the same dads. As you could tell our statures. So my mom was dating the crazy white supremacist guy. She's still married to him. She. My mom's. Let's just. Let's just say this. It's her life. She can do whatever she wants. From the outside perspective, this is a Jerry Springer episode and you're the problem. That's all I'm gonna say. Okay? This is Jerry. If you write this down or put this in a movie, you are the bad. You're the bad one. And that's just all there is to it. Okay? I'm gonna put this all out there. That's all there is to it. You can't change my mind. Ready? So at the time, my mom is married to this guy and this guy, the white supremacist ass fool. They're not together anymore. He's threatening her. He wasn't threatening or not threatening. He's like coming around. He. He did. I don't know. You know what? Let's just say if they fought a hundred times and he said something crazy, it was like the last time. It's not like he was threatening her and she was still hanging around or. I don't know.

[B]

How hard did they fight compared to your dad and her?

[A]

Oh, my stepdad never hit my mom once.

[B]

So they were just like yelling at each other.

[A]

Yeah, it's his fault. He was on drugs.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

But my mom was a hard person to deal with. She's not nice.

[B]

I'm just trying to figure out how it differed between your dad.

[A]

Oh, yeah. My mom and dad were punching and beating the Each other. My stepdad, dad never once. He'll kill her. One punch.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, but she's giving him like a lot or just because he's on drugs.

[A]

I think it was just because he was on drugs. Honestly, I don't know. They never really fought. They got along. I said that was really cool. She was never like, mean to him like that. Interesting because he was a hard ass. Crazy.

[B]

So it's like she had like fear and respect of him.

[A]

So I think that's why. Yeah, honestly, I think that's why. But it's like, you don't want that. Why do you want that? That's what you needed. You're fucking weird. God. Dude.

[B]

You can only be with somebody that you, like, mortally fear will take your life.

[A]

And he won't. That's the thing, he won't. He never hit me ever once. Never ever threatened to. So my mom's still married to this guy, they're separating, and my mom starts dating somebody else. Like a me. Not. I don't say immediately, but she starts dating this other dude. My mom and my stepdaughter are divorced or getting divorced. It's been. I don't know. So let's say it's eight months. All right, Go start dating people. I get it. I understand, I understand.

[B]

They got married. Married.

[A]

They had been married for like six years.

[B]

They had a full wedding.

[A]

Yeah. Fat me, his side of his family. A bunch of skinny white people with blonde hair, blue eyes. And then just little fat ass me with like a green shirt. I look like that little boy. I had the same haircut. The same exact haircut. I'll show you the picture. And my dark ass sister. And then just a Sea of white people and white clothes. It was pretty. It's pretty. Pretty crazy. Anyway, my mom starts dating this guy, like, quick. Who cares? All right. You guys are separated. Okay. Okay. I don't even know if they're divorced yet. But it's not that she started dating this guy. She started dating this guy, this guy that happened to be married.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

She's also, I think, still married, but not really they're divorced. Okay, it's ready. But now she's with this guy that's still married, living with the woman, I believe.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I believe he has a child. My mom meets this guy at the job she works at. Yeah. You really went and looked around for somebody. It was. Somebody's here. And I've talked to them, like, what kind of goals you have in your life. You're like, yo, I want to get with this guy. I might even have a kid with him. Yeah, no, I met him at work. So you didn't, like, meet this person, like, of genuine attraction? No, no, he just works next to me.

[B]

Did he realize what danger he was getting into? Like, what situation?

[A]

My stepdad's still trying to get my mom back. I remember when my stepdad left a voicemail on my mom's phone, and I played it because I didn't know who was from. And we all use the same phone back then. It was like the house phone, the cell phone. So we're all like, what messages from. My stepdad must have been tweaking or something, dude. Because he just left a voicemail, and it was the song playing. And you know a song. She lies. She's in love with him. That also can't find a better man. That song, that white ass song, played the whole song until it. She started dating a guy. So he played a song she lies in. He's like, you don't love him. You love me because you can't find a better man. That's the song lyrics. And my stepdad played that. I can only imagine him like, that. That's gonna get her back. She loves that song. Like, no, dude, you played the. And as a kid, I always thought it was Can't Find the Butter Man. So I never understood why he played it until years later. I'm like, why do you play can't find the Butter Man? I always thought it was about butter. I don't know why, but I was a kid. Like, why do you play a Butterman song? I know that song. And then later on, like, oh, can't find a better man. You're corny. Dude, I remember my mom was dying laughing. I'm like, that is funny. Why would he play that? Even I know that's goofy. And I was like, 11, 12. No. At the time. No, no. You know what? I think my mom and him. Sorry, I take. I think my mom had been split up for a minute. I think they had been. Actually, I can't remember fully either way. She got with a guy that's still married and was like, you know what? Let's date. You know better than that. Let's just be irresponsible. I'm gonna get pregnant. How do you act like in your 30s, just get pregnant? You know the precautions to take. You just get pregnant with a guy you just been dating? Barely. Okay. Pissed me off, dude. I'm sitting there, I'm like, all right, cool. They've been separated for a while now that I think about it. But like, this guy was still married. Yeah, I'm gonna leave her. Like, yeah, we're separated, but we live together. And he has a kid. And that kid's like 2 years old at the time I meet him. That's. He gave me my first butterfly knife. But that's why I'm good. Well, I was already good with knives. My mom's old husband showed me how to throw knives. That's why I could throw knives very well. I'm really good at it. And he showed me butterfly knife. And you know what's weird? He's incredible. Incredibly good at butterfly knife. Like, the tricks. I do not do the open and spin around your finger. I won't do it. I just imagine going. Slicing it right off. Like, nah, dude, I'm not there. I'm not confident enough. But he could do all that. But I learned how to do the drop with a. Where you just drop and it opens. I can do all this crazy. But Morocco is a world class butterfly knife guy because I showed him a couple when he was a kid. I'm like, your dad actually showed me these tricks. He's like, what? And that's where he gets it from. Cuz Rocco's a ninja with a butterfly knife. It's disgusting watching it. It's too fluid. I'm like, n. He doesn't spin the catch. Like, I'm not doing that. Anyway, my mom's with this dude and she gets pregnant. And I'm like, you're not even with this guy. I'm only bringing this up because I talked to Rocco about his dad, like two days ago. A lot, a lot about it. He didn't. I'm Like, I never told you these stories. He goes, no, Rocco doesn't know his dad. His dad's a piece of. Wrote, wrote his rights away for Rocco when he was like, four. Never saw him again. Never once came around. Hasn't asked about him, hasn't reached out, nothing. Dude, he's 21.

[B]

That's Rocco.

[A]

Has a little bro, has an older brother from him, a half brother. Never even talked to nothing. He went to the same school, and his dad would pick him up and not talk to Rocco, but pick his kid up. And that's why the story is here.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And that's why this story is happening. Ready?

[B]

Horrible.

[A]

So gets pregnant, has the baby, blah, blah, blah. They're still, like, they separate when my mom's pregnant him, like, oh, my God, you're doing it again. Like, stop. Just stop. Anyway, has this baby. His name's Rocco. Rocco's really cool. And like, they're separated. Who cares? Who cares? Like, all right. Yeah, Mom. All right, cool. You're not with the guy. Who cares? I don't give a. He's just the guy that you're dating now. I don't care. I'm used to this. Who cares? You've had a lot of boyfriends. I don't care. But also, as my little brother, that's all I really care about. Anyway, my grandpa passes away at, like, Rocco's, like, five or four. My grandpa passes away at this time. He had just wrote his rights away. So Rocco's going to this little daycare. Little daycare. School thing or school. I can't remember, like, preschool. And I know his little. His older brother there. His older brother goes to that school. I'm like, I saw his dad pick him up. I'm like, you pick him up from the same school and don't acknowledge him. I have to stab you. Something has to happen. I have to do something to you. So I hate him. I have a hatred for him Now I'm like 20. I'm. I'm picking Rocco up, and I see him like, are you kidding me? All right, you. That's how I feel. Like, all right. I don't with you anymore at all. I don't like you. I'll stab you if I have to. Like, I'm at the point where I'm like, I'll go to jail if I need to. I just want to grab your little beard and choke you to. That's all I kept you ever, like, imagine, like, really up. You're like, oh, my God. Oh, I was there for that's not good. I can't do that. Like, space out moments.

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Like, you're like, oh, like gross. Yeah. I've imagined cutting his neck open. I've imagined so many things. Just choking him to death just because he p. Like, it's not even my dad. It's like, he's so cool. Rocko's so cool. And you don't IGN because rock used to be all sad about it. He was a kid.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So my grandpa passed away and this little piece of showed up to the funeral cuz my grandpa and him with each other heavy. Rocco's dad's a very popular car guy in mark town. Everybody knows him. My cousin William loves that guy. Rosie's dad knows exactly everybody. Like, yeah, yeah, that's rockers. Like, yeah, the car guy. I went with him to go buy Rocco's car when Rocco was born. So when he's 16, I'm gonna give it to him. I was like, I like this. I was chilling with him. Like, oh, see what I mean? Like, it's like a homie that's like, you're not my friend. For real. I just remember getting like infuriated about it.

[B]

Is it because he got mad at your mom and he just didn't want anything?

[A]

He didn't want to deal with my mom. He didn't want to deal with anything. He's like, write my rights away. Everything's so custody done. Not even have him no more. And he had to pay child support anymore after that. Oh, yeah. He doesn't change child support if he writes it all away.

[B]

I didn't know that was an option.

[A]

Yeah, isn't that crazy? That was the deal my mom made. If you give me the soul rights, you don't have to pay me anymore. And he's like, okay, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Anyway, him and my stepdad got into it one time and my mom came home like, yeah, he crazy guys. Crazy guy's my stepdad in this story. Yeah. He scared crazy guy so bad I couldn't believe it. And in my head I'm like, you stupid. Don't ever walk in here again telling me my stepdad got scared of this. He will. He will murder him. Don't ever. I remember when, like, she came in and said that. I'm like, I don't trust you anymore. Two years ago, he was everything, everything in your world. And now it's like, you see how scared, like making fun of it, like, as if it was funny.

[B]

It's pretty goofy.

[A]

It's goofy. That's When I was like, I don't trust you. There's no way we know who he is. We know what he's capable of. He will wear his skin if he wants. And you know that because Rocco's dad's big as rock was. That's a big ass fool. But they know each other because they're from Merced and he's the car guy. Everybody knows this guy. Everybody knows who Rocco's dad is. If you're in the car scene, like, you know who he is. He's a white dude. Rocco's dad's white.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Like a big, tall. Like, it looks like Shavo.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Big tall, bigger dude. Beard this long, braided, just like shot big ass. I don't know if it's braided. No, no. Chavez is braided. His not braid. It's just a long beard. Big ass dude.

[B]

Rocco's like six, five.

[A]

Yeah. Yes. Dad's big dude. So Rocco has grandma and grandpa. He used to go over there to his. Never again nothing.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

They don't ask about him.

[B]

It's up.

[A]

He has a grandma and grandpa right now. They don't ask about this kid. They don't like nothing. The that sucks. Pisses. It makes me want to kill you, you know? So anyway, this shows up to my grandpa's funeral with his kid. Because he knows I won't beat the dog out of him if he has his kid. I'm not gonna do. That's not cool. But I remember, like, feeling how goofy like, this whole situation was. Like, I was just genuinely mad. And he walked in. And I remember I was at my grandpa's funeral. So I'm like, It was one of the worst moments of my life. It was really shitty. My grand. I really. Me and my grandpa were cool. I liked him. He was awesome. And it was just me and him. So it's like, now you're dead. What the are you doing to me? This Will walked in and I don't know what happened. Dude, I'd like fire. I just saw, like. I don't know. I just like. I got like, the shakes in my body.

[B]

Rage mode.

[A]

Oh, my God. I've only felt like that a few times. And I'm like, oh, his kids there you. Because I was just gonna walk up and just start beating the out of him just for showing up to my grandma's funeral. First off, who the are you? You don't belong here anymore. Even though he with you heaven, he would like you here. He can't say you can. So I say, you can't. You. Anyway, he walked in, and I remember I just walked up to him, and I just started, like, looking at him like, you need to get the out of here immediately or I'm gonna kill you. And I was shaking, and I was. Remember, I was trying to hold myself together, and I was like, you're. I'm like, you're so lucky. Your kids with you. Like, I wish you didn't bring them. I was like, I'm gonna kill you. And he's like, I didn't even do anything wrong. I remember he said that, and I'm like, it made me so furious. But now I get it. I don't think he did. Well, I think. No. No, I don't. I think my mom was going so apeshit on this, he's like, get out of my life. Just get out of. I. I think that's what was going on.

[B]

But you can still circle back to the kid.

[A]

Thank you. Like, I think. I don't know what the contract said when they signed that. I don't know what it was. They went to court and all that. But when he said it, I remember. Made me so. Max. Like, you did everything wrong. But I remember when he, like, come on. I was like, get the out of here. And then he left. I didn't even do anything wrong.

[B]

He didn't realize why you'd be so mad at him or.

[A]

He was in my eyes. I'm only hearing my mom's side.

[B]

Yeah, but he was shocked that you were so mad at him.

[A]

Yeah, because we were chill. We were cool. I lost my. I hadn't seen him since he wrote his off. He was like, yeah. Anyway, I remember my mom came up and was like, did you see him back? And I'm like, In my head, I'm like, why is this funny to you? I just remember it. It made me feel like, ew. Why are you boasting over this? I didn't do it for cool points. Get the away. I ride my own grandma's funerals. Like, get the away from me even. And I was like, I'm mean, where? Grandpa's funeral. I'm like, get the away from me. In my head. I didn't say it to her, but I'm like, something's off. Something's not right. Like, what happened between. I don't know. I have no idea. But I lived in Merced for a long time after that, and three different times I ran into him. And every time, he had his kid. Dude. Every time. I remember. Every time I saw him, I dropped my I've never. You guys ever heard of on site. It's. That's a real thing. I. I would always put my down. I remember one time, Rose, like, what the. I just dropped my stuff in the store and I just started walking and. And then his kid came around the corner with stuff. I'm like, oh, my God. And I walk back and I was. And she's like, what is it? Like, so Rocco's dad, she goes, oh. Because she's hurt. She's like, I. I have to kill him. There was a long time there where I was gonna. I was gonna kill him. Like, there was. There was a. There was a point there when I was like 21. I think it was 23 when I was like, I gotta chill out. But at 21, I was contemplating, like, I'm gonna catch him and I'm gonna stab him in the neck. I was like, I know. I know where I can do it. I was. It was not good. I was a little, I think, but I was just so furious.

[B]

To put that on a kid sucks.

[A]

Oh, I was so mad. I just don't. I just remember just being so furious. But I would catch him at the store and for the first time I caught him. He just looked at me and he grabbed his kid and started talking to him. And then he put him behind him and I just walk right past him like, damn, that fool was prepared to get stomped. The thing is, he probably. Probably will fuck me up. That's the thing about this whole violent mad. He's fucking big dude. He's a grown man, mechanic strength. He'll probably beat my ass. Could you imagine being mad for years? And I wake up in the store. Oh, no, come on. That's the thing. Like, every time I went in there knowing, like, he's probably gonna me up. This was like 6, 3. Biggest full grown man covered in grease at all times. He's a big asshole.

[B]

If you're actually really, really mad and it's been.

[A]

He wouldn't be able to. You wouldn't be able to stop me. Me, I mean, he had to knock me out. How are you gonna stop me from taking you down? You don't. The. If I get a hold of you, what are you gonna do about it? Sprawl. I'll just jump on your back and choke you to death. I wrestled for a year. I'm the ultimate Tasmanian devil. Especially if I'm mad like, oh, God, I can't stop. He's on the ground. Oh, finally you start floating because I'm under you like, nah, dude, what are you gonna do? Especially if I want to kill. Like, I was just so mad. And I told Rocco all these stories like you never told me. I'm like, I've never talked to you about how much I'm gonna kill him. And I. I don't know. It was a couple years ago when I stopped. I was like, you know what it is? What it is it. You're a piece of. You're a p. If you know you have a son out there and you just don't care, you're a piece of. And he's in the same town. Like, dude, what are you supposed to do? Some people are just bad people. And that's true. But, yeah, I told Rocco all these stories. He's never heard any of them. He has a whole fucking family he doesn't know. Isn't that crazy?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Crazy dude. Thing is, like, Rock was tight.

[B]

Yeah, super cool.

[A]

Like, you guys are up bad, dude. Like, this guy's tight and you don't even know him. That's your grandkid. He's tall. What the fuck? He looks just like you guys. You. Rocko has a brother two years older than him. They used to play at that daycare. And then my mom and him got. And then they stopped. Yeah, playing. And then he told me, can't play with Rocco anymore or something crazy.

[B]

It's all girls.

[A]

What kind of weird shit is that.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

Even if I don't with you anymore as a friend, my kids. Your kids friends. They can be friends. Friends. That's insane.

[B]

It's insane. And now, Rocco, every day there's a little bit of worry on your mind, on your conscious kind of thinking about it. It's kind of bothering you forever. It's like a just little burden anchor. You wear this?

[A]

Yeah, dude, I don't. I just don't. He's the only person I've ever like. When I see you, I'm gonna. You. I've never had that feeling in my body. It is not a good feeling to hold around. It's the worst every time I'm at a store, I'm looking. And that sucks. The worst every time not looking over my shoulder. Just this. Loves Target. I know that because I catch him at Target. Only it's over. I saw. The last time I saw him, I just kept walking. Yeah. Not even in a mad. I was like, you know what? It is what it is, bro. That's all from all the story times. I saw Coach Shite too. That coach, I know he didn't recognize Me. But if he did, he did a good job of not doing it. But why would he remember me? I'm just some student. Yeah, but it's like, wow, I haven't seen your face solo. And I hate it anyway, that's all. All right. How long you been your. Two hours. Yeah. Let's get out of here, guys. Story of anger. Okay, here we go.

[B]

We're not gonna ruin it, but like I said, if you like hip hop, if you like rap in general. Next week's episode, you might want to be locked into. Next week's episode.

[A]

It's Lord. I am Lord. You don't even know who Lord is, huh? She's a singer. You know what's crazy? I only know who she is because of South Park.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

I didn't know she was a real singer until I watch that episode. I go, wait, this is a real singer they're talking about.

[B]

They're making fun of somebody real.

[A]

Yeah, they do such a good job too. It's. Oh, I guess I could talk about it. Shout out to my homie. Shout out to my homie. Nico, this. I'm gonna meet up with him this week. He sent me a picture of it. He has a picture of the four boys from south park, you know, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Eric. And he had the animators of south park, the actual animators, draw me in, but I'm normal people size, like, not like a small. So I have a picture of the boys at the bus stop. I think it's the bus stop. And me with a push tree shirt on, drawn by the animators of South Park. So you know what that means? I am forever in my head, at least ingrained, immortalized. They drew me. They drew a skinny version of me, but still. So I have that coming. And I can't wait to frame it. It's gonna be so sick.

[B]

Where are you gonna put it?

[A]

Everywhere. I have the digital copy too, so I can print it over and over.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Yeah. So that was cool. And that's. That's. That's how we. That's how we get out of here. So excited, too.

[B]

Too sick.

[A]

Too sick, dude. All right, let's go. Thank you for being here. Today's Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday. This Saturday and Sunday is puffcon. Catch me and Marty out there. We'll be chilling. We'll be doing push trees, booth. Hash House has a booth. Push trees, booth. Hash house has a booth. Who else do we know that has a booth? I don't know, but Hash House has a fat NASCAR activation suck. I don't want to give it away. But you might be. No, no, never mind. Just go to their booth. To me, it was unobtainable to give this away every time someone bought something, but they're doing it. I don't know. They found it. I don't want to even spoil it whatsoever, but just check out the hash house booth at puffcon. Push trees booth. Since you're here and you're not going to be there. Guys, we have. Oh, no, you can watch this. We have an old movie store theme. That's what the push trees booth is. So, like, ever been a blockbuster? You want to watch a movie? What do you have to do? You have to pick up the movie and take it to the front and they give you. It's pretty cool. Let's leave it at that. All right, we have a bunch of stuff. Bunch of new shirts. A bunch of stuff. And an exclusive shirt dropping at puffcon. Our first time ever doing a cut and sew custom shirt. First time ever doing something custom. Super stoked. Puffcon's gonna be sick. Marty and I are gonna be doing stuff. I don't know what the we're doing, honestly, but we're gonna be there together. And at 7:10, I'll be doing the world record everybody take a dab at once thing on stage.

[B]

Super sick.

[A]

Pretty cool. It's pretty sick. Oh, Thursday. Taste Tuesday. This Thursday, I'll be at Club Bessos B E S O S in Downey, California. Come check it out. I will be performing. There's like three other comics on the lineup. I'm hyped. Going to be sick as hell. I'm super stoked. Yeah, that's it. I think that's it for now. And I'll see you guys next week. I'll be in New York next week. Anything else?

[B]

Dude, I think that's it. We got a ton of going on behind the scenes.

[A]

What's the first? It'll be out net. Are you still shooting for this month?

[B]

Nth, I don't really know on that.

[A]

Oh, he did. Coming soon. Some cool from Marty.

[B]

All kinds of cool going down.

[A]

Bunch of stuff. Bunch of. Bunch of cool. Oh, and hella mood mats. I finally got hella mood mats back. So we're stoked. The lighter sold like crazy. The grinders sold like crazy. The bong sold like they're all gone. Everything's gone. You guys are the. Thank you very much. And yeah, thank you guys for being here. Let's get out of here.

[B]

Appreciate you guys.

[A]

Thank you for being here, guys. This has been the dope as usual podcast. We we appreciate you have a dope ass day. Perfect.