Dave Blunts on Writing Kanye's New Album, The Rizzler, & much more! - DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

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DOPE AS USUAL Podcast: Episode Summary Episode Title: Dave Blunts on Writing Kanye's New Album, The Rizzler, & Much More!
Hosts: Marty O'Neill & Thomas Dope
Release Date: June 17, 2025

1. Introduction and Welcome

The episode kicks off with hosts Thomas Dope and Marty O'Neal warmly welcoming Dave Blunts back for a follow-up discussion. The excitement is palpable as Thomas remarks, "less than 24 hours ago we planned this and now we're here. This is sick." (00:30)

2. Recent Activities and Health Updates

Dave shares updates about his recent activities, notably the release of his album "Change or Get Changed" on SoundCloud. He reveals that he completed much of the album while hospitalized, opting to bypass the traditional label process by directly uploading to SoundCloud. Reflecting on his decision, Dave states, "I just give it right to Jesse." (01:28)

3. Quitting Drinking and Personal Growth

A significant portion of the conversation focuses on Dave's journey to sobriety. He proudly announces, "No more cup... I've put it down completely." (02:21) Thomas notes the positive changes, asking if he feels a difference, to which Dave confirms, "I definitely do. I feel more alert, more aware." (02:30) The hosts discuss how quitting drinking has improved his overall well-being and stage presence.

4. Writing Kanye West's Album

One of the episode's highlights is Dave's collaboration with Kanye West. He narrates the surreal experience of meeting Kanye, describing the setting with a "giant, like 300 Foot TV" playing "The Last of Us" on an IMAX-like screen. (26:07) Dave details how Kanye was impressed with his work, stating, "this is amazing. Like, this is exactly what I was thinking." (29:07) The process involved Dave creating songs in real-time based on Kanye's tweets and conversations, effectively acting as Kanye's "ChatGPT."

5. Challenges and Perfectionism

Dave discusses the challenges of meeting Kanye's high standards, mentioning instances where Kanye requested multiple revisions of songs. "He had me, like, go back and do this song, like, 20 times." (29:26) Despite the pressure, Dave remains committed, saying, "I'm rocking with him no matter what." (66:38)

6. Drug Use and Personal Experiences

The conversation delves into Dave's experimentation with psychedelics, particularly mushrooms. He shares his first experience: "I started listening probably, like, around, like, Jesus... I took a 0.5. And I wasn't tripping. All it did was put me in, like, deep thought." (08:19) Dave humorously recounts moments during his trips, such as watching "Family Guy" and analyzing Brian's behavior, leading to unexpected insights and laughter.

7. Interactions with Fans and Controversies

Dave addresses the feedback from his fanbase, especially regarding his provocative lyrics. He explains his rationale behind using certain language in his music: "My ideology of giving them the N word pass is my music is like pure escapism." (51:29) However, this has led to some controversies, with venues raising concerns about his lyrics encouraging inappropriate language among younger fans.

8. Future Projects and Personal Life

Looking ahead, Dave discusses his plans to work on his album "Yay," focusing on production and collaboration with his producers, Chef and Quad. He also touches upon his fitness journey, mentioning, "I've been working out... getting stronger." (59:20) Additionally, Dave shares updates about his personal life, including a new relationship and ongoing efforts to manage his career independently, stating, "I fired them all... Jesse's my new manager now." (80:09)

9. Humorous Anecdotes and Podcast Banter

Throughout the episode, the hosts and Dave engage in light-hearted and humorous exchanges. Topics range from exaggerated stories about security guards at events, playful suggestions about creating new slurs, to reminiscing about past experiences like playing Fortnite or dealing with sleepwalking issues. For instance, Dave jokes about writing a new water brand: "I'm about to come out with my own water. Healthy stuff water." (88:12)

10. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, Dave reflects on his journey and the support from his fanbase. He expresses confidence in his ability to navigate controversies and continue his creative endeavors: "I'm taking everything with it. I feel like I built my career to withstand like this." (60:40) The hosts thank Dave for his time, and the episode concludes with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for Dave's future projects.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

Thomas Dope: "This is part two of the Dave Blunts episodes. What's going on, dude?" (00:40)
Dave Blunts: "I just been making music while I was in there. And, yeah, this shit's crazy." (06:36)
Dave Blunts: "He was just like, bro, you're like the next, like, Shakespeare." (29:07)
Dave Blunts: "They suck. They're just, like, not smart." (64:12)
Thomas Dope: "If you survive this, then I'm pretty much like, yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger." (34:39)
Dave Blunts: "I'm fighting for my health, so I'm taking this time to focus on my health." (05:37)
Dave Blunts: "I feel like built my career to withstand like this." (60:40)

Key Takeaways

Creative Collaboration: Dave Blunts’ unique collaboration with Kanye West showcases a dynamic and real-time creative process, blending social media interactions with music production.
Personal Growth: Quitting drinking and focusing on fitness have significantly improved Dave’s mental and physical health, enhancing his performance and personal life.
Controversial Content: Dave’s provocative lyrics serve as a form of escapism for his fans but have sparked concerns regarding their impact, especially among younger audiences.
Future Endeavors: Dave is poised to continue his music career independently, emphasizing production and strategic collaborations while navigating the challenges of the music industry.

This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the "DOPE AS USUAL" podcast episode featuring Dave Blunts, highlighting his artistic journey, personal transformations, and the intricate dynamics of his collaboration with Kanye West. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, this summary offers valuable insights into Dave's multifaceted life and career.

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[00:18]
Thomas Dope
Perfect. Perfect. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dope as you or whatever you want to call me. This is my co host, Marty o' Neal.
[00:30]
Marty O'Neal
What's up, guys?
[00:31]
Thomas Dope
Sup? I'm excited. This is a. What, less than 24 hours ago we planned this and now we're here. This is sick. This is part two of the Dave Blunts episodes. What's going on, dude?
[00:41]
Dave Blunts
Oh, man, a lot's going on.
[00:43]
Thomas Dope
A lot. Yeah, yeah. A lot's been changing. A lot of.
[00:46]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[00:46]
Thomas Dope
Worldwide news. It's kind of funny that that happened since the last time we've seen you. We've just been keeping up and this will text me. You see what this. I did. I did. Because I have Twitter everywhere.
[01:01]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, they don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
[01:03]
Thomas Dope
They do. They definitely speak English. And. Yo, so what have you been up to?
[01:12]
Dave Blunts
I ain't been up to too much, man. You know, I just been chilling.
[01:17]
Thomas Dope
Well, less than. Less than a month ago, you dropped on. What was it? On SoundCloud.
[01:20]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. SoundCloud.
[01:21]
Thomas Dope
Less than. Let's. We were looking it up.
[01:23]
Marty O'Neal
Change or get changed?
[01:24]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, yeah. Do you ever upload that to YouTube?
[01:28]
Dave Blunts
Well, this was just like a thing that, like, I finished that album while I was in the hospital, so a lot of those songs I recorded in the hospital. And yeah, I didn't want to go through the problem of having to turn it into the label and all that, so I just.
[01:42]
Thomas Dope
Oh.
[01:42]
Dave Blunts
Uploaded it to SoundCloud and I was like, well, I'll just ask for forgiveness later.
[01:46]
Thomas Dope
So that's what we were wondering. We were searching for him, like. Oh, makes sense. That makes sense. Now I get. What the. Was that like a press juicery in the hospital?
[01:55]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, press juicer.
[01:57]
Thomas Dope
It was. I knew it. I fucking drink a shit out of those. Damn, dude, that was a healthy ass cover. I like it. Dude, I noticed the purple stuff's off your jacket too.
[02:07]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, well, usually it says healthy stuff now, but this is one of the old ones. I meant to throw that one in the washer before I came, but I forgot.
[02:16]
Thomas Dope
You're fine.
[02:17]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[02:18]
Thomas Dope
So no more. No more drink.
[02:19]
Dave Blunts
No more. No more. I've put it down. I've put it down completely.
[02:22]
Thomas Dope
Completely. No more cup.
[02:23]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, it's been about. Since like February, March, so.
[02:27]
Thomas Dope
Oh, really?
[02:28]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[02:29]
Thomas Dope
Do you feel the difference at all?
[02:31]
Dave Blunts
I definitely do. I definitely do. I feel more alert, more aware. Yeah, man, it's. It's. It's Been good. It's been good without it.
[02:40]
Thomas Dope
Good. Do. Do you find sleeping is harder?
[02:43]
Dave Blunts
Well, I generally had a problem sleeping anyway, so. Not any harder than it already was.
[02:50]
Thomas Dope
All right. I always wanted my homies. I remember the last time I went over there like, like, hey, man, I don't like coming over here that much. There was like 12 fools asleep and it wasn't even the New Year's lit yet. We were at Morton's and there was like six fools like that at the table.
[03:04]
Dave Blunts
The steakhouse, like, oh, at the steakhouse.
[03:07]
Thomas Dope
Don slump with, with, with. With sprites on the table, like just. That's a purple ass Sprite, sir.
[03:15]
Marty O'Neal
You feel like something's missing just as an accessory. Like how when you ditch the tracksuit.
[03:19]
Dave Blunts
No, I actually feel like I feel more complete now, you know, without it. Without it. You know what I'm saying? Cuz it was, it was always a problem, you know, before I had to go, where the my cup at? Can somebody help me get my cup together before we leave? But now there's, you know, I don't, I don't have to deal with that now, so.
[03:38]
Thomas Dope
Well, it's one less thing to worry about. But also, like, I know what you're saying. If I'm in the pictures, like, I'll have a joint like Ricky Bobby.
[03:45]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Now I just throw up the thumbs up every time.
[03:47]
Thomas Dope
That's why I do. Yeah.
[03:48]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[03:50]
Thomas Dope
I don't know what else to do with my hands, dude. That's how I feel.
[03:52]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. I used to be the cup right there. But yeah, thumbs up now I feel the same way. I don't know what to do with pictures.
[03:58]
Thomas Dope
I only take them when people ask me. I don't know what else to do. I'm not cool like that.
[04:02]
Dave Blunts
I don't know.
[04:03]
Thomas Dope
I don't know poses and.
[04:05]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah, I know you think you're so cool till you see a guy like emotional zan take a picture and he just starts. That's what cool guys hitting up poses.
[04:12]
Dave Blunts
And almost made me want to start gang banging. So I have some. Something right. You know what I'm saying?
[04:16]
Marty O'Neal
Something I know.
[04:17]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:19]
Marty O'Neal
That's the international nice guy like gang.
[04:22]
Thomas Dope
Thumbs up with no smile.
[04:26]
Dave Blunts
Smile.
[04:26]
Thomas Dope
Thumbs up. I like that. That's hard. Okay, So I just want to hop into it in May, mid May or like early May. You stop the tour.
[04:37]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, man, I did, I did. Yes.
[04:40]
Thomas Dope
Was it your decision or your homies were like, yo, do I go to the need to go get better?
[04:44]
Dave Blunts
It was my decision, cuz, like I. I had already got through, like, maybe five or six shows, and I got to Boston, and when I. Before I went to the hotel, I'm like, yeah, I got to go to the hospital. I knew I needed to go before I started the tour, but I'm like, I'mma just power through it, and then after the tour, I'll go to the hospital. I couldn't. So, yeah, I went to hospital. I was in there for a few days, and I was, you know, still determined to get out of there and continue on the tour. But they kept on saying, like, yeah, you're gonna be in here longer than a few days. I'm like, even if I am gonna get out of here tomorrow, I need to truly focus on my health. So I ended up canceling the tour. It's unfortunate, but, you know, my fans were actually, you know, pretty happy and proud of me. They're like, bro, we wanted to see you, but, you know, we can tell, you know, your health isn't the best, so we're glad that you're taking this time to focus on your health.
[05:38]
Thomas Dope
Good. I mean, that's always the best. And if your fans are down for it, you got a good fan base?
[05:42]
Dave Blunts
Hell, yeah. They're cool as hell.
[05:44]
Thomas Dope
Good dudes. All right, so you're in the hospital, and then that's when you made that album?
[05:48]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, well, I was traveling with my studio equipment. It's just my laptop and my microphone, my interface. That's really all I need. And, yeah, bro, I was just making music while I was in there. And, yeah, that's when I had some songs that were already finished, but a good portion of them, I had to go and finish it. And then I've made new songs. So, yeah, you can hear. If you listen closely, you can hear heart monitor beeping and all types.
[06:14]
Thomas Dope
Oh, for real?
[06:15]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[06:16]
Thomas Dope
Damn. It's like calling from jail and. Hey, shut up. Shut up. You hear bars closing? Yeah, that's crazy. Hey, like, what? Mac Dre from Fresno County Jail? Yeah, that's what it feels like. So you're in Boston for how long, bro?
[06:30]
Dave Blunts
Like, 11 days.
[06:31]
Thomas Dope
Oh, shit. They kept you. Wow, that's a long. But you made a whole album in the meantime?
[06:37]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, 14 songs. Yeah. This shit's crazy.
[06:41]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, dude, bring my laptop.
[06:44]
Marty O'Neal
You had a private room. I imagine there's not a guy just, like, laying next to you and.
[06:47]
Dave Blunts
No, yeah, it was. It was a. Yeah, it was a private room.
[06:49]
Thomas Dope
Before I forget. I gotta ask you. I forgot to ask you last time. You're like, my studio quit my laptop. You got one sticker on your laptop.
[06:56]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[06:56]
Thomas Dope
And it says hash house. Yeah, why? Or it's. We don't have a telegram. Oh, well, bro, because, like, that's my partner.
[07:04]
Dave Blunts
It is?
[07:05]
Thomas Dope
Yeah. That's my partner.
[07:06]
Dave Blunts
I think I just got like a random sticker from somewhere.
[07:09]
Thomas Dope
Like, that's the sticker I told him to make. Like, you should just make it because everybody kept baking. And I say, we don't have a telegram. And you made it. Everyone loves it. And it's on your foot. I saw the post.
[07:17]
Marty O'Neal
Like, random.
[07:18]
Thomas Dope
What the. It's my partner in my business.
[07:21]
Dave Blunts
That's so crazy. Yeah, I got it from somewhere. I don't remember, but.
[07:24]
Thomas Dope
But I knew it. Cuz you don't dab like that. I'm like, where the.
[07:27]
Dave Blunts
Did he get the hash sticker? Yeah, but people assume that I. I, like, smoke, so they just give me a bunch of free weed. Free reed accessories. I just give it right to Jesse. Yeah, yeah.
[07:42]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, yeah, the famous tampon clip from last.
[07:44]
Thomas Dope
Oh, yes, yes, exactly. I got some other stuff. Oh, yeah, we did joints today. If you want to be.
[07:49]
Dave Blunts
Okay.
[07:50]
Thomas Dope
There's a fat joint in there. That joint in there.
[07:53]
Marty O'Neal
Thank you, sir. Oh, these are the dopest ones.
[07:56]
Dave Blunts
It is. You guys got a child safety?
[07:59]
Thomas Dope
It is right here. It's pressed down hard.
[08:00]
Dave Blunts
Okay. I get some cough syrup or some.
[08:03]
Thomas Dope
There you go.
[08:04]
Dave Blunts
Okay.
[08:06]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, they are. There you go.
[08:08]
Dave Blunts
This one has a glass filter on it.
[08:10]
Thomas Dope
It does, yeah.
[08:11]
Dave Blunts
Okay.
[08:12]
Thomas Dope
Yeah. If you want to smoke it. Smoke it up, dude.
[08:13]
Dave Blunts
Okay.
[08:14]
Marty O'Neal
Have you still been not messing with weed?
[08:16]
Dave Blunts
No, I still don't smoke weed, but recently I've gotten into mushrooms.
[08:20]
Thomas Dope
Oh, let's go. Hold on, hold on. When did you decide? Let's hop in, bro.
[08:26]
Dave Blunts
Because the other day I was sitting, like, bro, it's so crazy how my life is now because, like, bro, when I was like, 17, 18, probably from like age 16 to 20, like, my life was weak. Like, it was surrounded. Like, that was like the basis of my personality was like weed. I smoked every day, all day. Like, and now I. I don't even smoke at all. So I was just like, damn, bro, I miss getting high. Like, bro, I wish I could. I just. I can't, man. Like, it's just every time I smoke my I. My heart starts beating fast. I feel like I'm having a heart attack. I can't have that in my system. Not even, like, edit. I think it's something to do with the thc. Like, that can't Even be in my system at all. And I'm like, damn, I wish there was a way I can, like, get high without smoking. I don't want to do any dangerous pills anymore, so put that down. What about mushrooms? So I got some mushrooms, man.
[09:26]
Thomas Dope
Where'd you do that? Was your first time?
[09:28]
Dave Blunts
It was my first time. Let me tell you about my. So, like, it was me and Jesse, you know, and we. We took, like, a 0.5. Because I didn't want to, like, freak out. I'm like, bro, it's your first time.
[09:40]
Thomas Dope
It's your first time.
[09:40]
Dave Blunts
So I took, like, a 0.5. And I wasn't tripping. All it did was put me in, like, deep thought. Like, I was sitting in my room Indian style on my bed like this, just thinking in the dark, and I was, like, in deep thought. And, yeah, I fell asleep. And then I woke up. I'm like, man, yesterday we did a 0.5. Do a whole gram today and see what happens. And so I take it, and it's taking a while to fucking affect. And then like, maybe, like in. Maybe like 30 minutes in, I'm like, bro, this shit taking so long, like. And then, like, it starts hitting me. I'm in that deep thought, right? And then it starts to get deeper, and I'm like, whoa, okay, this shit isn't like, I'm in deep thought. I need to go to the next level of deep thought. Need to take more. So I'm like, hey, Jesse, man, let's just take some more. He hands me the mushrooms, puts that shit in my hand. As soon as I. I look at it, that's when that shit hits me. I start tripping.
[10:41]
Thomas Dope
That's the first thing you noticed that you're like, oh, I'm not normal.
[10:44]
Dave Blunts
Just like. Just like, I wasn't, like, seeing anything. Just, like, internal feeling, like, all that shit. I'm like, whoa. And then I started laughing. We start watching Family Guy. And then that's when I like. I'm like, bro, like, Brian is a fucking dog, but he doesn't do dog shit. True, but, like, when he does dog shit, it's funny. Why am I laughing at Brian acting like a dog? Because he normally doesn't act like a fucking dog. Dogs don't talk. You know what I'm saying?
[11:15]
Thomas Dope
You know, thanks for that.
[11:16]
Dave Blunts
So he acts like a human. Brian acts like a human. So when we see him do dog, she, like, scratch at the door. It's like, oh, that's funny. But why are we laughing at a dog being a Dog. Because the dog doesn't act like a dog.
[11:28]
Thomas Dope
Are you on shrooms right now? You explain the out of that, dude. No matter what, every angle of any question was answered.
[11:38]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, bro, I was just. Yeah, that, that.
[11:40]
Thomas Dope
I feel you.
[11:40]
Dave Blunts
Good.
[11:41]
Thomas Dope
Do you watch South Park?
[11:43]
Dave Blunts
Nah, I don't know. No, I'm not. I mean, it's funny, but I don't. I don't really get into self. I like Family Guy.
[11:48]
Thomas Dope
Oh, okay. So this is. There's an episode where Cartman's a. A superhero. The coon.
[11:54]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Yeah.
[11:55]
Thomas Dope
So I took a bunch of shrooms with my homie after work and we watched that. I was so, like, invested in this superhero. Like, through the night. I felt like I was on the rooftops with him and with Mysterio. So I feel when the mushrooms. And you watch something like, why. But why is he there? He's a kid. He's a kid. He's fighting grime. So I feel. I feel you. Like, he's a dog. Yeah, so when he sits, he scratches and he rubs his ass. That's why you always laugh because, like, oh, yeah, you're a dog. I forgot.
[12:22]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I did that like three days in a row. And, man, I love mushrooms. But I'm done for a while. For a while. Not forever, but for a while. Because, bro, man, that made me feel like I had superpowers, bro. Like, I took some mushrooms right before we left to go somewhere, and when that, like, hit when we're in the car and me and Jesse, like, I was like, hey, bro, I think it's starting to hit me. And then we both, like, turn our heads and look, and there's this Mexican dude walking down the street with a trash bag on. And I just start dying. What the. Is he wearing a trash bag?
[12:59]
Thomas Dope
I used to do that. It's for. It's to make you sweat. Was he jogging? Did you look like he was jogging?
[13:03]
Dave Blunts
No, bro, he's homeless maybe. I don't know.
[13:07]
Thomas Dope
He had like a trash bag, like, like, shirt, shirt. And his arm poked through.
[13:11]
Dave Blunts
There was pants, too.
[13:12]
Thomas Dope
Oh, that might have been an athlete. That was an under armor.
[13:16]
Marty O'Neal
That's like a real rich man, poor man. You're either like LeBron running down the street or a tweaker wearing a curvature.
[13:23]
Dave Blunts
And then. Yeah, man, we were just driving, you know, we're riding in the car and then I felt like I could like, hear people talking in their cars.
[13:31]
Thomas Dope
Oh, I like that.
[13:32]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I'm like. It's just my senses were, like, heightened. I'm like, bro, Just be quiet for, like, three seconds. I swear, you can hear the other in his car talking. He's like, bro, you're tripping.
[13:43]
Thomas Dope
I'm like, you weren't tripping. I feel like. No, no. I really do feel like mushrooms is like, hey, man, door right here. You didn't know about. Let me open it for you. And it's in your head. You go, what the is this place? It's been here all along.
[13:57]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah, that's how I follow my truck.
[13:59]
Thomas Dope
Oh. It took Marty five trips to hit him. Like, he ate mushrooms. 8th and 8th and 8th and 8, and it wouldn't hit him, bro.
[14:06]
Dave Blunts
Mushrooms. Mushrooms made me break up with my girlfriend.
[14:09]
Thomas Dope
Oh, yeah. Wait in a good way. You, like, realize it wasn't right? Or you're like, hey, I'm too high to be with you. What was it?
[14:18]
Dave Blunts
I was tripping. I was tripping, man. I was just like, yeah, well, here's the thing. I broke up with her, and then she found out that I was on mushrooms, and then she got mad at me, and then. Yeah. Then we got back together. Now we're cool now.
[14:33]
Thomas Dope
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
[14:35]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[14:36]
Thomas Dope
See, it's a. It's a momentary lapse of judgment, man.
[14:40]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Momentary lapse.
[14:41]
Marty O'Neal
Which day was the most intense out of the three?
[14:43]
Dave Blunts
The breaking up with the girlfriend day.
[14:45]
Thomas Dope
That was that day. Was it the last day?
[14:46]
Dave Blunts
That was the last day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[14:48]
Marty O'Neal
Should be.
[14:49]
Thomas Dope
It should be for a while. Like, I just stopped my life right now.
[14:53]
Dave Blunts
She was pretty pissed about that.
[14:55]
Thomas Dope
How did you do it? You call her? Text?
[14:57]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, man, I called her, put a track about it.
[15:04]
Dave Blunts
Well, I called her, and I'm just like, you know, I think we should just be friends. You know what I'm saying? And I'm high, so I'm trying not to, like, laugh during it because it wasn't funny, but it was just like, man, I was just so high. Everything to me was funny.
[15:18]
Thomas Dope
Everything is. But did you. Did you get the feeling. The high feeling, like. Yeah, when I'm on mushrooms, I feel like my clothes are just. What is this?
[15:25]
Dave Blunts
I feel like I went to the bathroom. I was washing my hands, and that felt so good.
[15:31]
Thomas Dope
The water hitting, like.
[15:32]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[15:32]
Thomas Dope
The tops of your hands?
[15:33]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[15:34]
Thomas Dope
Did you look at yourself in the mirror?
[15:35]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I did, bro.
[15:36]
Thomas Dope
I'm like, what happened?
[15:37]
Dave Blunts
I'm a.
[15:40]
Thomas Dope
What the.
[15:41]
Dave Blunts
I'm really a. That's what I said.
[15:46]
Thomas Dope
I'm like, bro, I got lightheaded as.
[15:55]
Dave Blunts
Oh, you good?
[15:56]
Thomas Dope
That's the first thing you said right now. Was nuts. What did you think when you saw the mirror? Okay, all right. Okay. But what did you. Did you see your face do anything weird? I love looking in the mirror on mushrooms.
[16:08]
Dave Blunts
No, I. I think I just got the most amount of mushrooms I took was probably like maybe like 3 grams. And I was just like, like, was starting to move.
[16:18]
Thomas Dope
Like the breathing.
[16:19]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, she was just starting to move like that. And yeah, it was. It was crazy.
[16:24]
Thomas Dope
No visuals.
[16:25]
Dave Blunts
No visuals. No visuals.
[16:27]
Thomas Dope
If you want, I have like five different strains of mushrooms locked away in my house. Give you a little bit of all of them. It has the effect on it and says what the effect is. It's some heady boutique for my wedding. Some. One of our friends came, was like, hey, don't open this till you get home. And I opened it. It was like seven different jars of mushrooms and all the types and what it does, how much to take.
[16:47]
Marty O'Neal
I'm ready for my next trip, I think.
[16:49]
Dave Blunts
Me too.
[16:49]
Thomas Dope
It's been a while. My last one wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't fun. First bad. Like my first bad ship in my life and it wasn't. I don't want that. I don't like that.
[16:58]
Dave Blunts
In case my, you know, my girlfriend will be watching this, so. No, man. How could you offer me mushrooms, bro? Come on, bro. I just told you I was done with him.
[17:07]
Thomas Dope
That's true. You did. Say you just done with him for.
[17:08]
Dave Blunts
A while and that'll be the end of that clip. We'll put that clip out. Yeah, Watch the whole thing.
[17:18]
Marty O'Neal
They got the mushroom vapes now.
[17:19]
Thomas Dope
Oh, don't trust that. Don't trust that.
[17:22]
Marty O'Neal
I saw a gobble video.
[17:24]
Thomas Dope
Well, it's spores.
[17:25]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, yeah. That's scary.
[17:26]
Thomas Dope
No, Hell no. It gets. It gets too wild. It gets too wild. They have like too many alter. You know what I saw? I went to a champs. Like a trading event for like all the big stores. If you carry this go, there's Pepsi and there's this. But for weed. Okay, so there's a brand and I walked up and these, you know, the model girls. Hey, do you want some of this? I'm like, what? And just a cocaine on the side of. On the side of a. Of a. Of a. Of a can.
[17:52]
Dave Blunts
What?
[17:52]
Thomas Dope
It's just a weed energy.
[17:54]
Dave Blunts
There's an energy drink.
[17:55]
Thomas Dope
It's called cocaine.
[17:56]
Dave Blunts
Oh.
[17:59]
Marty O'Neal
It'S confusing.
[18:01]
Thomas Dope
I wanted to buy cocaine, not cocaine.
[18:04]
Marty O'Neal
And false advertising, right?
[18:05]
Thomas Dope
No, I mean it's an area drink. I don't know if there's like fake cocaine. I don't know what it is. But, like, eight years ago, they came out with snortable thc. Do you ever remember that phase?
[18:18]
Dave Blunts
Nah, I never seen that.
[18:19]
Thomas Dope
Oh, my God. There was one dude online that would line it up and just hit rails of it because it was. THC was crazy. Distillate. Or I mean, like crumbs.
[18:31]
Dave Blunts
Weird. What is distillate?
[18:33]
Thomas Dope
It's that, like, the stuff you make. Like vape pens. Crazy, dude.
[18:40]
Dave Blunts
Distillate.
[18:41]
Thomas Dope
It's nuts, man. But anyway, so no mushrooms? No. You haven't got the visuals yet, I think.
[18:47]
Dave Blunts
No, I don't think I'm ready for that.
[18:49]
Thomas Dope
I don't. You should never do it again. But when you're ready, you let me know because it'd be so cool once you. I've been, like, out of my own body looking at it. It is the weirdest thing.
[18:58]
Dave Blunts
Oh, what?
[18:59]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, I can see myself on my bed, so.
[19:02]
Dave Blunts
All right, so you, like, able to, like, okay, that. I'm gonna go over here and, like, go to the store real quick.
[19:08]
Thomas Dope
The time I did, I was flying around my whole neighborhood and I could see cars moving. So I'm like, am I really above my house? I was gone for, like, six, seven hours, though. What? But see, like, you, I go in the dark with no. No. No light, no. No music, no nothing. I'm sitting there just sweating my ass off. It's because everything you think you got to see because your eyes are. Because then you close, it's dark. So it's like your imagination is outward, like a projector.
[19:32]
Dave Blunts
I'm just for the micro dose, you know, I'm saying just chill.
[19:35]
Thomas Dope
Three is not micro.
[19:36]
Marty O'Neal
How about hypothetically, if. If, when you were single, would you have been down to take a puff off a DMT penny?
[19:42]
Dave Blunts
No, no, no. That's too much for me. DMT and acid, I'm not with. I did acid once. I think I told y' all that last.
[19:49]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, yeah. The sun. The sun was talking to you.
[19:52]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[19:53]
Thomas Dope
No, I don't know, dude. I'm not down for the man made, but I know DMT's man made, but also it's like, in your body, too. I don't know. I would like to do dmt. I heard you go to other planets.
[20:03]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, I heard they just invented the drug that it's like steroids but without the side effects.
[20:10]
Thomas Dope
Just give me that shelter. Sleeping like Spider Man.
[20:15]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, without the side effects so your balls don't shrivel up and.
[20:19]
Thomas Dope
Or you like Chris Benoit. You don't.
[20:23]
Marty O'Neal
Exactly, man.
[20:24]
Thomas Dope
You never heard what the happened, dude. Also, you want to talk about this real quick? Chris Benoit, all he did was jump off and hit you with his forehead. That was his finisher.
[20:32]
Marty O'Neal
Gave guys held.
[20:33]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, we talked about that last time. Yeah, exactly. I was thinking about this yesterday. I went to wwf. My or wwe. I went to the event on Saturday. I've never been to anything, so it's still in my brain. That was sick.
[20:46]
Dave Blunts
Damn.
[20:47]
Thomas Dope
That's how.
[20:47]
Marty O'Neal
How like violent was it in person? Not.
[20:52]
Dave Blunts
Damn. Yes. I need Chris Ben Wa back.
[21:01]
Thomas Dope
He crippled Cross face. His whole family.
[21:03]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, bro. What? I. Me and Jesse always joke, like, what if the. That was just like a WWE like, storyline.
[21:09]
Thomas Dope
Like, he comes back does the.
[21:14]
Dave Blunts
Bro. I remember they did like an advertisement for like, the. The movie with Daniel Craig, and it's like a mystery movie. It's called like, glass something.
[21:23]
Thomas Dope
Oh, I don't know. Daniel Craig, double seven.
[21:25]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah. But his character, his name is bent. Like Benoit. Like Benoit. It's spelled just like Benoit. So the advertisement, it was like going around as a meme because it said Benoit is back. Oh, I got to go see this.
[21:38]
Thomas Dope
Comes running out in spandex. Yeah, yeah, that was.
[21:41]
Dave Blunts
I forgot the name of that movie.
[21:43]
Thomas Dope
But yeah, man, only eight people watch that.
[21:48]
Dave Blunts
Knives Out. That's what it was called.
[21:49]
Thomas Dope
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[24:13]
Dave Blunts
Well, the way that he contacted me was.
[24:17]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, so it was carrier pigeon and yeah, it was a mysterious ass. Art.
[24:23]
Dave Blunts
Showed up and told me I was like invited to Hogwarts and. And then so, you know, and then yeah, bro, it was pretty cool. Yeah, bro. And the dude showed up to me, you know, carry your picture, let me know I was in Hogwarts. I get the Hogwarts. Some dude with a beard told me, hey, you're a har. Yeah. I'm like, oh.
[25:02]
Thomas Dope
No.
[25:02]
Dave Blunts
But on some real though, it was my, my touring agent who hit me up and said, yo, like I heard from somebody that you know, yay. Wants to meet you. And I'm like, okay. He's like, stay by your phone. Next couple days, I'm gonna call you.
[25:18]
Thomas Dope
Damn, what a. I'm like, oh, okay.
[25:21]
Dave Blunts
Now in the industry, a lot of people be bullshitting, like, I've heard that about so many other people. Like, oh, this person. Listen to me. This person. Stay by your phone. So I'm not even worried about that. I'm next day I'm in my boxers playing Fortnite and you know what I'm saying? And I get a call and he's like, yo, yay. Wants to meet you. Come to this address. And I'm like, okay. Knock on Jesse's door. Hey, man, you want to go meet Kanye West? Sure. So we get dressed, man, and, yeah, we pulled up to his warehouse and, bro, it was him.
[25:58]
Thomas Dope
No mask.
[25:59]
Dave Blunts
No mask. No mask. Interesting T shirt, but no mask.
[26:04]
Marty O'Neal
Was it weird when you walked in at all or was just normal vibes?
[26:07]
Dave Blunts
Nah, man, it was. It was. I mean, there was a giant, like 300 Foot TV.
[26:13]
Marty O'Neal
Whoa.
[26:13]
Dave Blunts
Big screen just in the air. Like, it's the biggest screen. Like, imagine like an IMAX screen. Like he just had that chilling, playing the Last of Us.
[26:22]
Thomas Dope
The. The chill.
[26:23]
Dave Blunts
No, the. The game.
[26:25]
Thomas Dope
Oh, he was playing video games.
[26:26]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, he loves the Last of Us 1. Last of Us 2. Like, he just replays the story mode over and over screen.
[26:33]
Thomas Dope
What game would I put? Gta. Kill hookers. I. Okay, I take it. All right, go. My bad.
[26:40]
Dave Blunts
No, yeah, that. Yeah. So I played on my album. He wanted to hear my album. And, yeah, he just had me keep replaying it because he was with it so much. And then, yeah, I think that, you know, he's like, all right, well, he's. Good to meet you. You know, we'll keep in touch. I'm like, oh, that was cool. You know what I'm saying? I'll probably never see him again. But that was still cool.
[26:59]
Thomas Dope
Hell, yeah.
[27:01]
Marty O'Neal
He wasn't like, yeah, he was so cool.
[27:03]
Dave Blunts
Hella nice. Hella cool. Like, you know, very accommodating accent with want anything to drink and stuff like that. And, yeah. Then, you know, the next day he called me. I didn't expect that. He called me and he's like, yo, come back. I'm like, all right. So I went back and that's when he was like, yeah, I want you to write my whole album. And I'm like, hell, yeah, I got you. I'm going. Go to the bathroom real quick, bro. I went into, like, this dark hallway, sat on the ground and started freaking out. Like, I'm having a panic attack, bro. Like a full blown panic attack and shit. And then like, my. My team, my people came over there like, hey, bro, what are you doing in the dark? Hey, shit, I'm just talking about demons over here, trying to sort some shit out. And I'm like, bro, I can't do this shit, man. Like, I can't. I can't write this fucking album for a man. What if it. What if it sucks? What if he doesn't like it? What if, like, it's just too much. And then, you know, they pretty much told me I was being a bitch. I need to snap out of it. So, yeah. Snapped out of it. I went back over there, and I was like, hey, man, shit. All right, let's do it. Let's do it. And he was like, should we put a team together? And I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, you know what? I think we got the team right here. He's like, okay. We had nobody else to the team. I'm like, shit. Okay. And then I. From there, I started making songs, and so I made, like, a couple of songs that day. And then, you know, I'd go to the warehouse and make songs. But the main way that we would make the album is he would call me. It first started out, it was very sporadic. Like, he'd call me, like, six, seven times a day, and he'd tell me, like, different things that he was going through and different stories and different ideas in his head. And he was doing all those tweets on Twitter and shit. And so I was making songs based off of all that. Based off the tweets, Twitter, based off the things he'd tell me. All that.
[28:58]
Thomas Dope
Real time songs.
[28:59]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, real time.
[29:00]
Marty O'Neal
You're like his chat gbt, basically.
[29:02]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah. And I. It only takes me, like, 20, 30 minutes to make these songs, so I make them.
[29:06]
Thomas Dope
Oh, fast as.
[29:07]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, I'd make it if I have an idea, and then I'm like, okay, I'm. I'mma go in. And, yeah, I would send it to him, and he just like, this is amazing. Like, this is exactly what I was thinking. Like, man, like, he was just, like, gassing me up for, like, bro, you're like the next, like, Shakespeare. Like, you're like Eminem. Like, you're.
[29:27]
Thomas Dope
You're like, oh, bro, the way you drop that F bomb in that perfect feeling. Good.
[29:33]
Dave Blunts
For real. Couldn't nobody tell me for a good minute there, oh, I got you. I got you, got you.
[29:39]
Thomas Dope
So. So what happened? You finished the whole thing or what?
[29:43]
Dave Blunts
I mean, is it finished? I don't know, man. With him, he's. He's such a perfectionist. Like, he'll like, okay, yeah, it's done. It's ready. And then, like, oh, let's go back and do another thing. Like, there is one time, like, he had me, like, go back and do this song, like, 20 times. No, like, 20 times. Like, I think that could be better. This could be better. And then, yeah, we finally got it.
[30:07]
Marty O'Neal
But, yeah, yeah, you're talking about, like, reference tracks.
[30:12]
Dave Blunts
Reference tracks, yeah.
[30:13]
Thomas Dope
Yeah. I don't know what that is. Explain that to me.
[30:15]
Marty O'Neal
It's like a demo.
[30:16]
Dave Blunts
Like, I'm like. I like. Yeah. Like, I record it and then just give him, like, in what the song? I make a song, and I give it to him. He does his version of it.
[30:27]
Thomas Dope
Oh, that's how you're doing that, right? You're actually making go, all right, do this. But you.
[30:31]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[30:33]
Thomas Dope
So that's called what everybody else calls ghost writing. Correct. Except you're not ghost. Right. Because you're on. You're credited.
[30:38]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Like, he. He. He tell me. You know, he told the world that I wrote it, so I'm pretty sure he's okay with me telling people.
[30:45]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, for sure. I mean, that's what everybody else is talking about.
[30:48]
Marty O'Neal
Did you make the beats, too?
[30:50]
Dave Blunts
No, I didn't make the beats. Those are my producers that did. Chef and Quad.
[30:54]
Thomas Dope
Damn, you got your. Oh, my God. Your whole team must be juiced. Oh, like, this is me on the radio. Oh, dude, that's Nas. That's.
[31:05]
Dave Blunts
Cuz.
[31:05]
Thomas Dope
No one's ever going to be able to do that again.
[31:07]
Marty O'Neal
Kanye west just, like, shocked. Like, what the.
[31:10]
Dave Blunts
Like, yeah, I'm still AM now. Like, we still talk, like, damn near every day. If not talk on the phone, text. Like, he's really, like, my friend. Like, we're real good friends.
[31:21]
Marty O'Neal
Okay, hold on. What era Kanye's career was it once when you started listening to him? Like, what songs? What. What stretch was it so I can know?
[31:30]
Dave Blunts
Probably, like, around. Well, I. I'd always heard his music.
[31:34]
Thomas Dope
Like, on the radio and so big.
[31:36]
Dave Blunts
When I really, like, started focusing and, like, you know, listening probably, like, around, like, Jesus. 15, like, 13.
[31:45]
Thomas Dope
Is it 2013.
[31:46]
Dave Blunts
I was, like, 13 years old. That's when I, like, started, like, tuning in. But I had always been listening to his since I was young, so. Yeah.
[31:56]
Thomas Dope
Hey, man.
[31:58]
Marty O'Neal
So super meaningful when the, like, that was my next thing. Like, so, like, such a meaningful thing to have happen. But it's such a weird time to link with Kanye. Just.
[32:07]
Thomas Dope
He's Michael Jackson. No matter what he says on Twitter, he's our Michael Jackson of this generation. Nobody can ever say nothing different. He's the most famous person, closest thing we got. No, he's trendsetter and culture curation.
[32:21]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, it definitely. Come on.
[32:22]
Thomas Dope
Look at Yeezys. The. What other rapper you know can take over fashion industry? What the. If you never rap like that, it's like, I does a fashion. That's just hard. 100 no matter what he touches, right?
[32:33]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah.
[32:34]
Thomas Dope
Except Twitter. Sometimes it goes a little hard, but, you know, goes a little hard on there, dude.
[32:40]
Dave Blunts
And there's, you know, the song that Shall Not Be made, that everybody just makes it seem like they don't like it. They don't listen to it.
[32:47]
Thomas Dope
Of course. Of course. That's his hard change. Those two words.
[32:50]
Dave Blunts
Words.
[32:50]
Thomas Dope
You're like, everybody's like that. No. You know what I thought of the other day? Imagine you're at home, you've been doing dance your whole life.
[32:59]
Dave Blunts
You're in shape.
[33:00]
Thomas Dope
You go to all these classes, you teach classes, you're in school, and you get call from your age. You're like, I got you in the new Kanye west video. Text. All your family call your mom. Like, oh, my God. You get there, you're like, damn, it was a body pain. I'm body painting. And you're doing the dance, and then you hear the chorus, like. And you start hiding your face a little bit. When the camera comes by, you start whipping a little harder because you can't really be like, yeah, dog, some of my credits. What's it called? Kanye west, man. Just say Kanye west, dude. Could you imagine the text? How did it go? They can't. They canceled on me, man. I'm. I guess we're gonna do it later because you told all your friends, you know, you did. I got the Kanye west video. I'm gonna be on the back of a motorcycle with this. Nah, actually.
[33:50]
Marty O'Neal
You, like, you say, you're known for saying anything and saying whatever you want. When you were, like, getting the concepts and the songs, were you like. Were you like, Jesus Christ?
[34:00]
Dave Blunts
Well, here's the thing. You know, when I came into, you know, the music industry, I always didn't. I didn't want to conform to what, you know, a rapper is or what they wanted me to be. Always wanted to do whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And really just trying to see what I could get away with and what I could do, you know, being a habitual line stepper, you know, so, like, did this. Okay, now I know they don't have a problem with that. Okay, let's see how further I can go. All right, cool. And so, yeah, with the. With the yay. It was just like, man, like. Like, let's really see how far I can. I can go.
[34:39]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah.
[34:40]
Dave Blunts
Without getting. Without getting burned. Canceled or. I'm like, if I survive this, then I'm pretty much like, yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know what I'm saying?
[34:50]
Thomas Dope
Oh, two. You want to Go two. Okay. He's a good guy.
[34:52]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[34:53]
Thomas Dope
I was thinking about where he falls out of the fire. Oh, that's part two. That's T1, T1000. I apologize.
[35:00]
Marty O'Neal
That's some nutty.
[35:01]
Dave Blunts
But, yeah, that song is far. I made that.
[35:04]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, yeah.
[35:07]
Dave Blunts
That hard, bro.
[35:09]
Thomas Dope
No, I know, I know. It's crazy to say like that shit's hard. Like, pretend those two lines are bleep. This man's talent. Even the. Even like, my Jewish side of the family's like, dog, I'm wearing Yeezys right now. Come on. It's kind of hot. They're hard. You can't deny it.
[35:28]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[35:28]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, that song's pretty.
[35:29]
Dave Blunts
Making that song was crazy. I just. I heard the beat, you know, And I'm so.
[35:35]
Thomas Dope
I heard the beat. This is what I want. It's 1943, right? I'm a German citizen.
[35:43]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, bro, this gotta understand. Like, I was. I'm making the album based on what's.
[35:48]
Thomas Dope
Yeah.
[35:49]
Dave Blunts
What's going on? What. I'm reading his Twitter. I'm all that. Like, that's the rose on. So it's like, ask me why I made that song. I was just following orders. Real.
[36:01]
Thomas Dope
It's just their job.
[36:02]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[36:03]
Thomas Dope
The government said to do it.
[36:05]
Marty O'Neal
There had to be a moment when you first heard it, like, in your head when you're sitting there listening to the beat and you just kind of chuckled yourself, like. No.
[36:12]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah. The whole time when I was making. I'm like, bro, what? This is it.
[36:17]
Thomas Dope
No, it's crazy. It's on YouTube. You can't even say that shit on YouTube. But yet they're like, yeah, the beats hard, though. And they're like, yeah, let it ride. Let it ride.
[36:27]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[36:28]
Marty O'Neal
That's hilarious. Still age restricted episode. If we talk about it detail enough.
[36:33]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, it's crazy how they do, like. No, it's art, though. So. Yeah, as you get away with, man, like, it don't bump it then.
[36:39]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, but he edited it. He edited it. Now it says, all my brothers got me. Hallelujah. Yeah.
[36:48]
Thomas Dope
Stop, man. That's like your grandma asked you. What did you say? All my brothers got me. Hallelujah. What'd you really say? What I really said. That's what that was right there.
[37:01]
Dave Blunts
Let me edit it.
[37:02]
Thomas Dope
What do you want to edit it? End it with Hallelujah. If I can say something else. What a change up, right? What a change up for that.
[37:09]
Dave Blunts
All right.
[37:10]
Thomas Dope
So he shocked the world and went. But when you buy, it's not gonna say that. And it's like it never happened, but I gotcha.
[37:18]
Dave Blunts
No, I think. I think that's all versions now. It's all versions.
[37:20]
Thomas Dope
Oh, I thought you really.
[37:22]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[37:22]
Thomas Dope
Edit it all.
[37:23]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah. Like. Like his official version that's out. Yeah, all the versions are. They say that. Yeah, man, you know, he's not on that no more. You know, he just, you know, going based off of what his Twitter said and, you know, he pretty much told me the same thing on Twitter that he talked to his kids and that gave him a sense of completion and he just, you know, he's not on that no more. Apologize for everything and. Yeah.
[37:48]
Marty O'Neal
So to you, he doesn't seem manic and, like, wild. He's, like, thoughtful and with it.
[37:54]
Dave Blunts
Yep, thoughtful. Very, very thoughtful. Insightful. Smart. Yeah.
[38:02]
Thomas Dope
All right, well, super. Speaking of super cool and famous insightful and thoughtful people, the Rizzler Man. This child that we all love for some fucking reason. And it just followed by Rizzler, yo. I don't know what it is about that child, but I'm like, I just want you to do great so when you're older. But that's the wrestler kid. He's so fun. I was watching him on Tick Tock. He's like the Black Panther that go in the attic. No, my mom says I can't. Little boy. I was following that little kid and I was like, that's the same kid? Yes. I was following a child on Tick Tock. He's funny as. Dude's wholesome.
[38:39]
Dave Blunts
It's wholesome, bro, that's awesome. Awesome, bro. Like, when I. When I think he follows me, bro, when I seen. He followed me, I was like, bro, what?
[38:46]
Thomas Dope
Isn't that funny?
[38:47]
Dave Blunts
Like the child.
[38:48]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, it's like. It's like Home Alone. It's like Kevin McAllister.
[38:53]
Dave Blunts
There was a. Like a picture of him, like, wearing like, a Nike tech. Yeah, bro, that was. I don't know why, but that made me laugh too.
[39:00]
Thomas Dope
Sick. You see the. The shoot he did with the big coats? No, that fool's basically Tony Soprano. But a little baby. He has the essence of, like. Don't with me.
[39:11]
Marty O'Neal
You should have him host your next mess up.
[39:13]
Dave Blunts
That would be fire. That would be fire. Just get him saying the N word.
[39:22]
Thomas Dope
Just his whole thing up. He had a good thing going with the chicken bags.
[39:26]
Dave Blunts
Hey, man, come on, man. It's my. You know what I mean? Know what to expect. One song, man.
[39:32]
Thomas Dope
Yo, you should do the video. He's on your shoulders like little Rascals. One big coat walk into a movie.
[39:38]
Dave Blunts
Theater. He's in blackface. Just two.
[39:43]
Thomas Dope
Want to see a movie? What do you mean, two? You only got one ticket. It's my stomach ground. Yo. Put the wrestler on your shoulders. In blackface. I love the way this episode's going so much, dude.
[39:58]
Marty O'Neal
I'm seeing the AI Photoshop image of that.
[40:05]
Thomas Dope
Oh, man, I love it. Do you watch something on YouTube called Meat Canyon?
[40:11]
Dave Blunts
I've seen it. I've seen it before.
[40:12]
Thomas Dope
It's crazy. I just like the Rizzler one. The Costco. You should watch it. The Costco guys one. It's really up. It's horrible, actually. Are you on YouTube? I mean, yeah. You're what, 25? Four?
[40:26]
Dave Blunts
About to be 25. First. Yeah. Yeah.
[40:29]
Thomas Dope
All right, so you're about to be 25. So you grew up on the Internet? Yeah. Yeah. So what do you. What do you watch?
[40:35]
Dave Blunts
What.
[40:36]
Thomas Dope
What is Dave blunts watching on YouTube? If I click your phone, what's he gonna say when I click search and all this pops up?
[40:43]
Dave Blunts
I'll be watching Family Guy, Funny Moment compilations.
[40:47]
Thomas Dope
Are you serious?
[40:48]
Dave Blunts
Yep. Hell, yeah.
[40:49]
Thomas Dope
Besides that.
[40:52]
Dave Blunts
Obviously, like, music videos. I'll be watching that dude that just retired the nature dude.
[40:58]
Thomas Dope
Oh, yeah. Outdoor boys. Yeah, nature.
[41:05]
Dave Blunts
And then, bro, my other thing that I really like watching that I discovered, like, maybe, like, two years ago one day when I was, like, off zans.
[41:14]
Thomas Dope
It was the day when I was barely awake. I saw this.
[41:18]
Dave Blunts
It was stealth camping. Y' all know what that is, bro? It's like. Are, like, sleeping, like, ravines. And, like, they try to, like, sleep in like. Like. Like storage units and.
[41:28]
Thomas Dope
You mean homeless people? Yeah, that's what they call it. Self camping, almost. That's like. That's. That's the nicest way to say I live outside.
[41:37]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, bro, I'll be seeing. I'll be liking to see that. Like, living in storage units. Like, yeah, man, I hooked up the power from the. From the water fountain, and I rigged it to my room. Look at this. It's cool as hell.
[41:50]
Thomas Dope
Also, be quiet. Not allowed to be here.
[41:52]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one dude had, like, a whole sink that he made, and I'll be like, watching that. That shit's funny as hell.
[41:58]
Thomas Dope
You're definitely watching drug addicts with a YouTube channel. Yeah, it's like those white girls that live in vans. Support. Here's my cash app. I'm traveling across. I live in a van. You see their Tik Toks. This is how I live in a van shower. And it points to, like, a water bottle with holes in it and that's what that is.
[42:19]
Dave Blunts
And then obviously I like the predator catch videos.
[42:21]
Thomas Dope
Those are hilarious all day. I can't get enough of it. My fit. What's your. What's your favorite. What's your favorite taste of predator catching?
[42:32]
Dave Blunts
What do you. What do you like? Well, my favorite type of predator.
[42:36]
Thomas Dope
My favorite predator is when they go. And when they smack the out of them, they keep going higher.
[42:41]
Marty O'Neal
That's my favorite is when they seal dive through the front aisle of Walmart as they try to run out.
[42:46]
Dave Blunts
I just love when they're chasing them and say, yo, this dude came to me to that hilarious.
[42:50]
Thomas Dope
This guy. Oh, I know word by word, man.
[42:52]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[42:53]
Thomas Dope
So I. I subscribe to their Patreon.
[42:55]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, my. Yeah, that's some like, fire.
[43:00]
Thomas Dope
Me and my wife. No, no. She goes dap every time we eat dinner. Let's see. Dap dad gets predators.
[43:06]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[43:06]
Thomas Dope
Did we not just watch eat dinner and watch dap the other. Oh, we saw this Asian guy get up under an overpass the other day. Holy.
[43:16]
Marty O'Neal
I've been seeing them alley upon.
[43:18]
Thomas Dope
Have you seen these?
[43:19]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, that, bro. My favorite one is this one dude was like, so what do you have to say for yourself, man? Like, this is disgusting. He's like, honestly, I was hoping there would be more of you. I have a lot of aggression and I came here to fight. And bro, yeah, they beat the out of that dude.
[43:34]
Thomas Dope
I love Dr. Pepper. His name's Corey.
[43:36]
Dave Blunts
And then like, he. He got up. He got up after the fight. He's like, all right, man, I respect you. Like, man, I'm not shaking your hand.
[43:42]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, I haven't seen Interesting.
[43:44]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I haven't seen this. Hilarious.
[43:47]
Thomas Dope
They smacked this guy concussed the other day. This Indian man in his own garage.
[43:51]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[43:51]
Thomas Dope
Oh, God, I love it, dude.
[43:55]
Dave Blunts
I like my favorite one. I like Gideon because he, like, he's funny as well. He does like, funny ass. He's funny.
[44:02]
Thomas Dope
He says different. He says a different name every time to somebody else. A different YouTuber. Hi, my name is.
[44:06]
Dave Blunts
You're a Skeeter.
[44:09]
Thomas Dope
Skeeter jeans.
[44:10]
Dave Blunts
He's hilarious. He like. My favorite one of his is when he played that dude in Moto Combat.
[44:15]
Thomas Dope
If you get to call the cops or not.
[44:16]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he, like, let him win the first one. He's like, what he doesn't know is I'm actually a champion in this.
[44:21]
Thomas Dope
It's not what it doesn't. This predator doesn't know is I'm about to take him to hell. A scorpion.
[44:27]
Dave Blunts
But I'm like, why even take that? Like, what if he actually would have won that?
[44:30]
Thomas Dope
He's still gonna call it cops. It's still funny.
[44:31]
Dave Blunts
Okay, okay.
[44:32]
Thomas Dope
Or that guy, Alex Rosen.
[44:33]
Dave Blunts
You know what? You got me.
[44:35]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, no, no, there's another guy. He says racist crazy online, but he's.
[44:39]
Dave Blunts
Oh, yeah, I know who you're talking about.
[44:42]
Thomas Dope
Yeah. Alex Rosen.
[44:44]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[44:44]
Thomas Dope
Yo. There's one where he tells the guy he's playing to be a girl. He's like, bring these burritos, blah, blah, blah, blah. And as he gets him out, he's like, this is me. He goes, you got those burrito? And he eats both of these burrito in his face. So why you like kids, man? He just shovels two burritos down, and that's like, I like you, bro.
[45:03]
Dave Blunts
He's saying, hella racist, horrible.
[45:06]
Thomas Dope
Like, almost like, wait, yeah, kidding, dude.
[45:10]
Dave Blunts
And then at the same time, it's like, I don't with either. So it's like all that you want to say, bro, I feel the same way.
[45:17]
Thomas Dope
There's another. There's another dude in Bakersfield out here that does the chess camp. And he always says this. Look how big my hand is to your face. And he goes, are you ready for it? And he must be like, upward of like six. Six.
[45:28]
Dave Blunts
Damn.
[45:29]
Thomas Dope
But he's taking fool's heads off. Chest cans. All hands is. God, I can't get enough of this. You like fools watch ufc. I would pay to watch that in a ring.
[45:41]
Marty O'Neal
Pay per view.
[45:43]
Thomas Dope
I want to go on a catch with them, but I also don't want to be accessory to a assault because that's really what the is happening.
[45:52]
Marty O'Neal
I've been reading this story like he's going through some shit. Who? Josh?
[45:57]
Thomas Dope
Wait, what? He in trouble? In trouble? Is that why he's not smacking up lately?
[46:01]
Marty O'Neal
I just saw he posted on a story. He's got like, court cases.
[46:04]
Thomas Dope
Oh, the past four episodes, he hasn't smacked nobody's nobody in the face. But Jay is beating.
[46:09]
Marty O'Neal
Well, he just been being condescending and.
[46:11]
Thomas Dope
Yes, bullying him. Do you ever watch it? The new its?
[46:15]
Dave Blunts
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I seen.
[46:16]
Thomas Dope
Do you remember how they killed him?
[46:17]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, how did they kill?
[46:18]
Thomas Dope
They bullied his ass to death.
[46:20]
Marty O'Neal
Humiliation.
[46:21]
Thomas Dope
Remember? They just bullied him until he turned into a little.
[46:24]
Dave Blunts
What the.
[46:25]
Thomas Dope
We need more of that.
[46:26]
Dave Blunts
Did that for Georgie.
[46:29]
Thomas Dope
I know, right arm.
[46:30]
Dave Blunts
Two movies in like 20 years to figure out you can bully him.
[46:33]
Thomas Dope
No, dude, no lie. If that happened to me, I would be calling him so many. Even if I didn't Think he was killing people. Look at this. Yeah, he's wearing makeup while you in a hole. So I'm staring at my dick.
[46:45]
Dave Blunts
Look at this.
[46:45]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, yeah, for sure. But what the wrong with this guy? 100% no.
[46:50]
Dave Blunts
Okay.
[46:51]
Thomas Dope
What the were we talking about Georgie Porgy and what else? Who got. Oh dap. I love watching predators get smacked the up. I'll get off the topic, but there is one recently where I'll just say it. Have you seen it? Where they're in the aisle, they pick, they pick him up and throw them. No, they pick this little Asian guy up, throw him, and then with the camera in his hand, he smacks him out the air and he falls right like Elliot. Remember that on my phone loop three seconds over, over, over.
[47:19]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, you got to show me that after that shit's hilarious.
[47:22]
Thomas Dope
I mean, we'll get in trouble. I can't wait to watch it now.
[47:25]
Dave Blunts
Oh, another thing that I like to watch. Down syndrome cooking videos.
[47:31]
Thomas Dope
Wholesome as.
[47:32]
Dave Blunts
Yeah it is, man.
[47:33]
Thomas Dope
I like those guys, dude. Those little Asian kid and the white guy. I like that dude. Yeah, just some down ass fool. I did not mean. It's just some cool ass dudes, man. And they cook and they, they talk to each other about the stuff they want to do. Sometimes their thumbs going, you know, they're ready. I grew up, I took like seven years of like the not, not everybody has autism. But I took that class where you help all the kids out and you know that, that one class like hey, it's all the kids are back here. I did that class for a long time. See a lot of characters, a lot of different, different stuff. A lot of down assholes, dude. Damn, that's up. I didn't mean to do that at all.
[48:31]
Dave Blunts
Sure.
[48:32]
Thomas Dope
All right. But yeah, on YouTube, I, I. It's horrible. But I watch. Damn, that bitch is empty. I watch, I watch people eat. Horrible.
[48:42]
Marty O'Neal
They should do the don ass fools like that Frankie Kenone. Oh, he has the creeper character. No, get one going.
[48:49]
Thomas Dope
God, I gotta stay away from whatever we just said. I watched some of these fools. Not the mukbang fools. That's disgusting. But like the competitive ass eating dudes or he'll be yo, today I'm gonna eat a horse. Like damn. All right. Not for real, but you know what I'm saying. Like beard meets food. I watch beer sick. I don't watch anything and I like.
[49:11]
Dave Blunts
To watch like just clips of like American ninja warrior.
[49:16]
Thomas Dope
Hell yeah, bro.
[49:17]
Dave Blunts
It's funny as hell. I like the ones where they just fail like miserably. Because they always give them like a backstory.
[49:23]
Thomas Dope
Like, oh man, like they went to their house.
[49:24]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. They set their own version of it up and. Yeah, man, I'm just doing this for my family, man. We're broken. Shit. We're living in our van. I'm actually trespassing my neighbor's house and I set this place up. They're out of town right now. So. Yeah, man, I'm putting all on the line and he doesn't even make it past the first thing.
[49:41]
Thomas Dope
Not past it.
[49:42]
Dave Blunts
Yes, the jump.
[49:43]
Thomas Dope
The fucking side jump shit.
[49:45]
Dave Blunts
And then the narrators are always saying some bogus shit. Oh man, he couldn't hop and skip his way to the fucking finals.
[49:52]
Thomas Dope
Oh, the black folks that the corps Corny and the guy that sits on the right can't stand. Did you ever watch mxc?
[49:58]
Dave Blunts
What's that?
[50:01]
Thomas Dope
It's American Ninja Warrior but in Japan. No.
[50:04]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I've seen that.
[50:05]
Thomas Dope
And they voice over, bro.
[50:06]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I've seen that. They make them do crazy.
[50:08]
Thomas Dope
But the voiceovers is American wild. Wild. You got two comedians just voiceovering an entire pre existing show they bought. Oh, it's like 12 years of people doing this content.
[50:19]
Dave Blunts
They're not actually saying that. That there.
[50:21]
Thomas Dope
No, there's no way, dude. Oh, but they always give the, the host a crazy ass accent. Oh man, I love, I love racist horrible like that.
[50:31]
Dave Blunts
Me too.
[50:32]
Thomas Dope
It really made me laugh, man. Mxc. I grew up watching that.
[50:35]
Marty O'Neal
Speaking of racist horrible.
[50:37]
Thomas Dope
Keep going. Go. I want to hear what you're.
[50:39]
Marty O'Neal
Are you handing out NWORD passes at all the shows?
[50:42]
Dave Blunts
Is that still a thing, bro, man, that like, bro, people just don't understand when you're performing. You get such a rush of like adrenaline and all that, bro. So it's like I say the hard R in my songs. Like I say the N word. I have a lot of white fans, so my ideology of giving them the N word pass is my music is like pure like escapism, you know, people that listen to my music, they live everyday lives. They go to school, they go to work, you know, I'm saying where they have to, you know, be normal. They can't say crazy. You turn on my music, you listen to some crazy, you know what I'm saying? And then you escape. It's like playing video games, you know, you can't beat up hookers in real life, but you can do that on gta. You can't say the N word in a normal setting, but you come to a day one show, you can Say the N word. You know what I'm saying?
[51:30]
Thomas Dope
Do you got a lot of bikers at your shows lately showing up like, dog, I can say I can bark it at them.
[51:37]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, there. There's. There's multiple reasons why people come to my. My.
[51:41]
Thomas Dope
I like how you compared video games to dropping hard rs. That was incredible.
[51:45]
Dave Blunts
It is.
[51:46]
Thomas Dope
It's escape. Escape. That hard R refreshes your whole soul.
[51:49]
Marty O'Neal
What if you made the ticket? The actual pass?
[51:54]
Dave Blunts
That's. That's genius.
[51:56]
Thomas Dope
That's genius. You keep it, too.
[51:58]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Yeah, bro, that's so genius. I can sell those. Bro, I can sell those 100. Like, I can really sell those.
[52:09]
Thomas Dope
A mouse pad.
[52:11]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[52:11]
Thomas Dope
So every time they're streaming, like, I can say it. That's.
[52:15]
Dave Blunts
Bro, I can actually sell those. What the. Yeah. Hey, that's my idea.
[52:21]
Thomas Dope
Who did that test one time? It was you. It was you.
[52:24]
Dave Blunts
Okay.
[52:24]
Thomas Dope
I was like, someone did that to me. It was crazy.
[52:31]
Dave Blunts
What's.
[52:31]
Thomas Dope
The office? Yeah, yeah, that's. That's Someone says in the office, my version two TM Verbal trademark.
[52:40]
Dave Blunts
But, yeah, man. Like, bro. So, yeah, there was this one venue that was tweaking. I can't remember, bro. That was like. It had to have been like, austin. Austin, Texas. They were tripping, right? Because that was the video. The video where I did that and the kids was going crazy. I was like, you come to my show, you get a free N word, Pastor.
[53:00]
Thomas Dope
Like, yeah.
[53:02]
Dave Blunts
Bro. There was one kid jumping up and, like, they were so happy. Yeah. And so I'm like, bro, they're gonna say it anyway because it's in the song. So it. And then. Yeah. The venue afterwards. Because I also performed the. The yay songs after.
[53:17]
Thomas Dope
Oh, you did? Yeah.
[53:19]
Dave Blunts
So they were tripping about that.
[53:20]
Thomas Dope
So you started a rally is what I'm hearing. Not the. Not the.
[53:24]
Dave Blunts
Not the band one, but the other one. The World War iii.
[53:27]
Thomas Dope
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
[53:28]
Dave Blunts
So I've brought. That one's not that bad. You know? It's not that bad.
[53:33]
Thomas Dope
He pauses.
[53:35]
Dave Blunts
It's not as bad as the other one. You know what I'm saying? In comparison, you're like.
[53:38]
Thomas Dope
Like, Stalin wasn't even nearly as bad as this guy. Saddam Numbers are trash. Jesus Christ. He used to gas outside. What a amateur. Jesus Christ. And close it.
[53:55]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. For real?
[53:56]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, for real. Oh, man.
[53:59]
Dave Blunts
But no, yeah, they came after. They was like. They just came up to my management, like, what? He can't be encouraging white kids to say the N word. They're gonna get beat up. It was all white kids they're gonna beat each other up. You know what I'm saying? Like, what the hell?
[54:12]
Thomas Dope
Like the one with the BLM in their. In their bio. No. And that's started fighting everyone, bro.
[54:19]
Dave Blunts
Then there was a. Like, I seen on Tick Tock, there was a girl that was like. She, like, filmed her experience. Like, I'm getting ready to go to the Dave Blunt show tonight. Let's see what happens. And then afterwards, she was just like, oh, man. There was white kids saying the N word. He was encouraging it. He was performing the yay songs.
[54:35]
Thomas Dope
Boo.
[54:37]
Dave Blunts
I'm like, she was white.
[54:43]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, Okay.
[54:44]
Dave Blunts
I looked exactly like the.
[54:45]
Thomas Dope
Did it smash on this?
[54:47]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, she was definitely on her knees, for sure.
[54:48]
Thomas Dope
But with Ash, I, like, report this.
[54:52]
Dave Blunts
Out of here, off my feed, dude.
[54:55]
Thomas Dope
No matter how many times I press. Not interested on Twitter, they think I am. Yeah, it's a opposite day because I swear to God, dude, they're like, bro, one thing.
[55:03]
Dave Blunts
I don't know what. Like, I don't know what Tick Tock thinks I am, but, bro, I keep on getting, like, advertisements for, like, do you want to meet up with local trans women? Me too. I'm like, what did I. Like, what did I do to fucking get this?
[55:17]
Thomas Dope
But constantly, for real, it's. It's what the.
[55:21]
Dave Blunts
Always there. And I'm like, you know what? I think I might want to be.
[55:23]
Thomas Dope
Able to come with this.
[55:25]
Dave Blunts
I keep on seeing it.
[55:26]
Thomas Dope
I keep on seeing it.
[55:27]
Dave Blunts
That shit's, like, hypnotizing me. What the fuck?
[55:30]
Thomas Dope
Only on TikTok.
[55:31]
Dave Blunts
For real, bro.
[55:32]
Thomas Dope
I like the Nice Kid app.
[55:34]
Marty O'Neal
That's why they tried to ban that shit.
[55:38]
Thomas Dope
And it's always some chick that walks up. Hello. Oh, every time, it's always some Brazilian lady that looks like a lady. And then he speaks. I'm like, oh, yeah.
[55:48]
Dave Blunts
Oh. Ah, that's crazy. Jesse, come in my room. Got some going on in here.
[55:54]
Thomas Dope
Lock the door for me, please. Put a towel.
[55:57]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[55:58]
Thomas Dope
Oh, yeah.
[56:00]
Dave Blunts
Wow.
[56:00]
Thomas Dope
That. You get those, too. And I keep getting used car ads on Twitter every day.
[56:05]
Marty O'Neal
You just bought his crazy. Oh, no, it was new.
[56:07]
Thomas Dope
But still, they didn't know that I didn't tweet.
[56:11]
Marty O'Neal
You started searching around for car.
[56:16]
Thomas Dope
Damn it. Is that why you're getting racist rally ads? Like, it just listens to what you say, man.
[56:24]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[56:25]
Thomas Dope
Want some camo? That's what they keep pitching me. Camo from dick Sporting goods dude.
[56:29]
Dave Blunts
And orange and red hats.
[56:32]
Thomas Dope
All right, Sorry. We talked about the Rizzler. All right? We went to Rizzler. And then Marty pulled This from your Twitter and it just says what happens in Vegas? And that's all it says. Oh, that chuckle means so many, many things. That's why I broke it with my girlfriend.
[56:49]
Dave Blunts
No, hey man, what happens in Vegas, you know, stays in Vegas, man. I was in Vegas, bro. That was in a nice ass hotel. I'm like, bro, let's around smoke, let's spark up. And yeah, bro, I got pretty high.
[57:07]
Marty O'Neal
Oh shit.
[57:07]
Dave Blunts
Did I freaked the out?
[57:09]
Thomas Dope
Oh no. Yeah, in the room though.
[57:12]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, in the room. I was freaking the out. Yeah.
[57:15]
Thomas Dope
Were you alone?
[57:18]
Dave Blunts
No, no, no, no, no. This was like in the morning before I left.
[57:22]
Thomas Dope
Was it helpful that you weren't alone or were they just.
[57:25]
Dave Blunts
It was because we were on like the 55th floor and so I'm afraid of height, so I was just scared that, you know, Jesse be playing too much so I thought he would try to like push me while I'm like looking at the window and yeah, I.
[57:39]
Thomas Dope
Don'T get next to the window.
[57:41]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I mean I had to look over it. It's a nice view. But I couldn't like do it too much.
[57:45]
Thomas Dope
But yeah, that's it.
[57:48]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, bro, cool. All right, all right.
[57:50]
Marty O'Neal
It gets, We've heard a lot worse bad trip stories in hotel rooms.
[57:54]
Thomas Dope
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, dude, I didn't even smoke.
[57:57]
Dave Blunts
I just hit a couple of hits like I didn't even smoke.
[58:00]
Thomas Dope
That's all. It's all took.
[58:01]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, bro, I was, it only takes one hit for me, bro. And it's, and I'm, yeah, my neck starts getting tight and yeah, it's bad, bro.
[58:10]
Thomas Dope
You should, I think you should smoke pure DMT every day. Hey man, you won't get no tight neck. I think you'll be all right.
[58:16]
Dave Blunts
Well, if that's not getting tight neck, then no thank you.
[58:22]
Thomas Dope
No, dude, I'm still, I still really want to try. I'm just really scared that I won't come back and I'll just be weird forever.
[58:29]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, man, that's, that's always a risk. That's always a risk with dmt, man.
[58:34]
Thomas Dope
I just don't think it's worth it.
[58:36]
Dave Blunts
I, I, I couldn't do that. Hell no.
[58:39]
Thomas Dope
All right, so you dropped something on SoundCloud, right? It was 28 days. We saw it 20 days ago. What, what is next? What's coming next? Because that, that you're like hopefully forgive me because you just drop some. Because you're like, I'm in the hospital, I'm trying to put stuff out and.
[58:53]
Marty O'Neal
You just got back on stage. Right?
[58:54]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I did. I did just get back on stage. Well, what's next? I'm not really worried about, you know, label forgiving me. They're. They're not anyway. But yeah, they suck. They don't do it.
[59:04]
Marty O'Neal
That's how it goes with labels. You gotta do it yourself.
[59:06]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, that's what I've been doing this whole time, pretty much. But. But, yeah, what's next? So I'm gonna be working on my album. Well, first, you know, obviously my fitness journey. You know, I've been. I've been working out.
[59:21]
Thomas Dope
Oh, I saw you, Bradley Martin.
[59:22]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Yeah, that's my boy, man. You know, he's been trying to get me in there for a minute, but I just been on some dumbass shit, but I finally, you know, locked in. And, you know, we're gonna be working out together, and, you know, he's gonna be helping me with a bunch of shit, so that's good. I'm gonna continue. Continue doing more, you know, just documenting my fitness journey. You know what I'm saying? And, yeah, getting back on stage and, you know, trying to use the chair less, you know I'm saying. When I performed the other night, there was a certain point during the performance. I'm just like, get this chair out of here. I'm doing the rest of performance standing up. And the crowd went crazy, and they wouldn't move the chair. I'm like, this out of here. Come on, move the chair. You're ruining my moment. But, yeah, so that you're getting stronger.
[60:06]
Thomas Dope
Already, is what you're saying.
[60:07]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, man. And then I'm gonna be working on my album. You know, yay. Is gonna be, you know, like, doing all the production on the album. So.
[60:17]
Thomas Dope
Yeah.
[60:17]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. So, yeah, bro, it's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be crazy.
[60:22]
Thomas Dope
You know what's really funny? That world's all mad at this fool and all that. And, like, he wrote it in the end, like, okay, it's like, yeah, but I only wrote what you wanted. Like, still technically.
[60:35]
Dave Blunts
Hey, you know what I'm saying? I, I, you know, I already knew what, what the, what the risk was when I took it, so I don't think it's.
[60:41]
Thomas Dope
The backlash was nothing. I think you're fine.
[60:44]
Dave Blunts
I'm taking every. Exactly. I'm taking everything with it. I feel like I built my, My career to withstand like this.
[60:50]
Thomas Dope
Yes.
[60:50]
Dave Blunts
So I came out of the gate.
[60:51]
Thomas Dope
You know, you ain't saying that much crazier than you're already saying, man.
[60:55]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[60:55]
Marty O'Neal
What's the feedback been, like, from your fans.
[60:59]
Dave Blunts
There's been. Obviously there's going to be who are like, come on, bro, you shouldn't be. But is with the song. The song is catchy. You know what I'm saying? You find yourself throughout the day doing the dishes. Oh, whoa, hold on a second.
[61:14]
Thomas Dope
Every time I see a little hat, just the song comes.
[61:17]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[61:18]
Thomas Dope
Every time one of these fools cuts me on the track.
[61:20]
Dave Blunts
Every time I watch a trip. Charlie Chaplin movie. Yeah, I get hyped. Yeah.
[61:24]
Thomas Dope
He looks so similar.
[61:25]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[61:28]
Thomas Dope
Bumping in Fairfax, driving around Fairfax and all the Jewish guys are. Oh, God.
[61:34]
Dave Blunts
But, you know, a lot of people for the most part were just, you know, happy for me that I was, you know, that I was working. It's a big accomplishment. So, you know, and we're, you know, we're still working together and we're still going to be doing together, so that's good. And not even just like, you know, through music. He's helped me with like, a lot. Like, he connected me with like his personal trainer and. And, you know, he's helping me, like, just do a lot of that. You know, I'm going to dish out and people will see. But yeah, man, that I'm going to start doing more shows. Yeah, man, I'm in a new relationship now, so that takes.
[62:09]
Thomas Dope
Oh, so you did break over there.
[62:11]
Dave Blunts
No, no, that's the same one.
[62:15]
Thomas Dope
Just said friends now.
[62:17]
Dave Blunts
It's the same one, man. She's good. She's great. She's the best thing ever.
[62:22]
Thomas Dope
Nice dude from out here.
[62:24]
Dave Blunts
No.
[62:24]
Thomas Dope
Oh, remember last year, like, I'll be buying plane tickets to people sometimes. Well, she's from another place.
[62:30]
Dave Blunts
What can I say?
[62:31]
Thomas Dope
Hey, man, that's fine. Yeah, you spend your money on something. But hey, plane tickets. I'm getting miles. Make sure you put that on your card. I just learned about that as an adult. You get points for that. I just found out, dude.
[62:45]
Dave Blunts
Damn, I had to do that.
[62:47]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, dude. My homies flew to Mexico for free for points.
[62:50]
Dave Blunts
Damn.
[62:50]
Thomas Dope
Out of here.
[62:51]
Dave Blunts
That's crazy.
[62:52]
Thomas Dope
Oh, yeah.
[62:54]
Marty O'Neal
We've been doing this forever. We're just now learning about how to not get just like mauled on your taxes when you, when you're a content creator, how to get all set up proper to be smart about it. Like.
[63:06]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I don't know. I have like a business manager. He'd be telling me, I'm like, oh, hell yeah, man. I don't know.
[63:11]
Thomas Dope
Isn't that crazy? You can listen to the whole thing, go, I'm not Retaining this.
[63:15]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I'm not listening to none of this.
[63:17]
Thomas Dope
I'm listening.
[63:18]
Dave Blunts
Where'd all my money go?
[63:19]
Thomas Dope
You're listening, but you're not. The words are going in. You hear sounds.
[63:22]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah.
[63:23]
Dave Blunts
You keep on flying out. Oh, okay.
[63:26]
Thomas Dope
Put them on southwest points. Yeah, yeah. Use the points. For real, dude, you could be getting free. I don't know. Like, him. Give him headphones.
[63:41]
Dave Blunts
But, yeah, like I was saying, the fans didn't really care about the. The. Yay. They were happy for me while Able was pretty pissed about that, though. A bunch of.
[63:50]
Thomas Dope
But they get in, they know what they're getting into.
[63:52]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I'm like, you know, I'm just like, you know, y' all know who y' all sign, bro. Like, you know, you guys encourage all the. All this stuff. Like, you encourage everything. And then it's like, I don't know. I don't really. With my label, they be on some dumb.
[64:06]
Thomas Dope
Like, is it time to leave?
[64:08]
Dave Blunts
It's time to leave. I'm trying to, but, you know, I'll probably end up being some sort of.
[64:12]
Thomas Dope
Slave, but, like, Michael Jordan. And you'll sign autographs all day.
[64:19]
Dave Blunts
No, I'm. Get up. I'm. Get up. Get up from under them soon. But I'm working on that. But, yeah, they suck. They're just, like, not smart. Like, I just, like, not smart.
[64:29]
Thomas Dope
Every time you say. Every time someone says just not smart, like, you know that that's the nicest version.
[64:35]
Dave Blunts
You already know.
[64:36]
Thomas Dope
Custom out 40 times every time you hang up. I hate these fools.
[64:39]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah, we understand.
[64:40]
Dave Blunts
Oh, man, there was one time, bro. It's just like, they're so contradictory. There was one time they called me, and they. And they're just like, yo, we're trying to work on, like, yo, would you be down to get, like, a. Like a Skechers deal?
[64:55]
Thomas Dope
I'm like, sure.
[64:56]
Dave Blunts
That'd be cool. They gonna pay money. Hell, yeah. Like, all right, I'm gonna work on it. And then none came from it. So I call him, like, yo, what's going on with that sketcher? And they're just like, oh, man. You know, you kind of make it hard with your lyrics. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, these are the same lyrics you guys encourage. Like, I turned in songs like, yes, that. Provocative, pushing the envelope. We love it. You know what I'm saying? We love it. Keep doing it. Give us more of it. Give us more of it.
[65:20]
Marty O'Neal
Sketchers might not be either way.
[65:21]
Dave Blunts
And then now you're like. Like, they're like, Maybe, you know, maybe, you know, just in the future, think about changing it. I'm like, I'm not going to change it up for Sketchers, you know what I'm saying? Like, maybe if it was Jordan or Nike, you know what I'm saying?
[65:32]
Thomas Dope
Or the light up shoes. LA Gears. Yeah, bro.
[65:35]
Dave Blunts
Not going to change it up for some shape ups, you know what I'm saying?
[65:39]
Thomas Dope
Like, get the out of here also, but hitting you. I'm going, hey, dog, you already gave us your lyrics. Let me go tell them that. Hey, man, he's too dirty.
[65:48]
Marty O'Neal
We've gone through this with the podcast.
[65:49]
Thomas Dope
Oh, yeah.
[65:50]
Marty O'Neal
It's so frustrating.
[65:51]
Dave Blunts
Stupid. It's like you guys encouraged me to do it. And same with like the A. Like, they encouraged me to do it in the beginning. And then they're just like, okay, no, don't. Don't do this anymore. And I'm like, ah, I think I must keep doing it. Of course. He's like, you guys encouraged me to do it. What are you talking about? You're like, man, you're so smart. Yeah, that's what they like, you're so smart, you're able to, you know, work with him and all that. I'm like, hell, yeah. And then they're like, no, I don't know if you should. No, I'm already in too deep. It's too late.
[66:18]
Marty O'Neal
So working with Kanye west, one of the biggest accomplishments you can exactly share.
[66:22]
Dave Blunts
Exactly.
[66:23]
Marty O'Neal
Like, as a music artist, it's just a super weird.
[66:26]
Thomas Dope
Maybe in 10 years, they're like, do you remember that one time when Johnny said that? Crazy. He's back to being Kanye west and everybody forgets.
[66:35]
Dave Blunts
I'm rocking with him. I'm rocking with him no matter what.
[66:38]
Thomas Dope
Kanye west.
[66:39]
Dave Blunts
No matter what. I'm rocking with him.
[66:42]
Thomas Dope
Oh. So question. So you've been doing a lot of things. You, You've been. Your name's getting so much bigger since the last time you've been here. And you obviously, like, obviously like comedy. He's like, I would just write movies and comedy if you didn't do music, which is perfect. Honestly, who's somebody you've met that you. When you leave, like, oh, my God, it's Madam Salad. Because that's who I would. I would lose my mind. But you know what I mean, as I have met that you. That you've come across in music and. Or that you've come across doing something because you know what I mean? Like, I remember the first time I love Marrow children. I met Buddy, but Bundy, I Lost my mind. Yeah, I smoked a joint with him. It made my whole day.
[67:17]
Dave Blunts
The dude from Modern Family.
[67:19]
Thomas Dope
No, that's Ed o' Neill. Oh, that's Al Bundy I'm talking about. I grew up on that show. Grew up on that show. I'm just saying, like that makes. Makes me so happy, dude.
[67:29]
Dave Blunts
I don't know. I haven't really met too many people. I mean, definitely. Yay.
[67:33]
Thomas Dope
I mean, obviously that.
[67:34]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, but that's different.
[67:36]
Thomas Dope
I didn't write an album for Bud Bungie. That's different. There's a friend level now.
[67:41]
Dave Blunts
Anybody else for. For real?
[67:42]
Thomas Dope
Because, you know, you're out here in la. You know what I mean?
[67:44]
Dave Blunts
Every time we gotta stay in my own, like, I don't really be doing. I don't go to like industry parties or I get invited to all them. I don't go to that. No, they be on some weird out there. I just. I stay away from it. But unless I like have to, like, if it's like an event that I have to go to.
[68:01]
Marty O'Neal
No, we get it. Trust me. We like same way. Go in there, walk around, make sure.
[68:06]
Thomas Dope
We see our management or our people, our representative. Go. You showed face and we're addy. Yeah.
[68:13]
Dave Blunts
Now I don't have management. I fired them all.
[68:15]
Thomas Dope
Sorry. Not management. It's a like a Spotify rep. We go to certain parties like, so they. They know we came. Let's go. I hate being around. I don't know what it is like being around fans.
[68:25]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah. Yeah.
[68:26]
Thomas Dope
I like being around random crowds of people that are like, damn, you dress like Carmen San Diego for a. I don't like that. I. I can't. Like when fools wear button ups. They're like adult. I'm like, got to get the out of here, dude.
[68:37]
Dave Blunts
Suits and. Yeah.
[68:38]
Thomas Dope
I'm like, I. I shouldn't be here, dude. I look down like, get me out of here. I still got smoke over my head. Like, what am I doing here? But they all like our. We're at the parties for a reason. But I'm like, I don't feel like. Not that I don't fit in. I'm like, what are we going to talk about, dude? All right, I'm out. That's. That's how the conversation would go.
[69:01]
Dave Blunts
Bye.
[69:02]
Thomas Dope
I hate it. I don't even go to house parties. I was a kid, dude. I. Unless it's my homies, you know what I mean? Going to house party that you don't know the people is just like, am I gonna get into this place? Or am I gonna just go back home? You know what I mean? I don't know if you had that experience at house parties in high school, but going to like the older party.
[69:18]
Dave Blunts
Like, oh, yeah, yeah.
[69:20]
Thomas Dope
It's just weird. Everybody knows I'm like eight years younger. These. They gotta kick me out of here. That's how I feel.
[69:25]
Marty O'Neal
Just like I did that like five times and I'm like, I'm good on that.
[69:28]
Thomas Dope
I just feel like I don't belong. Like, dude, I don't want to be. I went to the. I don't have to go to the industry at all. I don't go to any of these parties. But the OGZ released the show on mafia. They invited us, and Marty wasn't going to make it. I was like, I guess I'll just go myself. Cuz I was outside.
[69:44]
Marty O'Neal
It was so weird. Cuz I was right around the corner at a commercial shoot.
[69:47]
Thomas Dope
Yes.
[69:48]
Marty O'Neal
But it was running late. I was like, but like, you go.
[69:50]
Thomas Dope
To places by yourself. You know what? You know that feeling of like, why the am I. We're going to talk like, yo, now we're friends, I'll walk around with you for the night. Like, no, I just go home. Why am I here? But I went in for like 20 minutes. Like, all right, it's time to get out of here. Smoking joint left. I showed up. I'm not lying. That's really what it is. I just don't want to.
[70:13]
Marty O'Neal
We get in there, it's the countdown to when are we going to smoke.
[70:15]
Thomas Dope
The joint and get the out. We stand at a party one time, it was less than what was like 12 minutes. I look at my phone like, perfect. That's a whole episode of Robot Chicken right there. Dude, I'm out.
[70:27]
Marty O'Neal
Every event we go to, the security guards are f. Always.
[70:31]
Thomas Dope
Every time. That's. That's always sick. Talk to them longer than do be fans, bro. Yeah, they're sitting there just like this with an earpod in, waiting for hours.
[70:40]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, bro. And they're always like very like inconspicuous about like.
[70:43]
Thomas Dope
By the way.
[70:44]
Marty O'Neal
Yes.
[70:44]
Thomas Dope
Every time. Big fan, man. Every time.
[70:48]
Marty O'Neal
That's a fact.
[70:48]
Thomas Dope
Oh, man.
[70:49]
Dave Blunts
They take like the quickest, sneakiest right here.
[70:55]
Thomas Dope
Every time.
[70:56]
Dave Blunts
Dude.
[70:57]
Thomas Dope
That's funny because every security guard does.
[70:59]
Dave Blunts
The same move and then they. They're like, like they. Once they faint, they're like, you're a personal security. If you need anything, man, you want anybody out here, let me know. Every time.
[71:08]
Thomas Dope
My card.
[71:10]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[71:10]
Thomas Dope
All right, man.
[71:11]
Dave Blunts
You armed? Yeah, dude.
[71:14]
Thomas Dope
We left the Party last time. And there was that crackhead across the street. There was some homeless full dress in a full Grinch outfit and then had the mask down. You walked out. You can see it was tweaking. We're in Hollywood and we started walking and he started walking and he's just looking at us with a mask. I'm like, Marty, we might get stabbed. You got your show. Like, oh no, we get to the car as soon as he walked, he walked. As soon as we walked, he went like, oh no, we're gonna get stabbed by a Mike Meyer Jim Carrey right now. But he was tweaking. You could tell he was a crackhead by the how dirty his outfit was. Yeah, it's like he had like he was carrying cans like the Santa Claus from Friday after next. Like he was.
[71:55]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah, exactly.
[71:55]
Thomas Dope
And then right when we get to the corner, like, oh no, who whips around the corner? John Wick look alike ass fool. Oh, by the way, I saw in the private security guard. Yeah, he's got his gun on him like you.
[72:09]
Dave Blunts
That fool's gonna stab us. That's crazy. No, he was tweaking homeless people because it's like.
[72:18]
Thomas Dope
It'S called stealth campers, bro.
[72:20]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah. In Oregon they call them daytime campers. It's a real problem out there. For real.
[72:25]
Thomas Dope
Really?
[72:25]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, they'd be like off fent and like just like slumped, like sleeping, bro.
[72:29]
Thomas Dope
Those are dancers. They're just.
[72:32]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stretching, interpretive dance. But no, like.
[72:40]
Thomas Dope
Philadelphia's got hell of them homeless people.
[72:43]
Dave Blunts
No man, it's funny you mentioned homeless people because like I got like money now. Like, like a lot of money. Like I'm up dog on these.
[72:50]
Thomas Dope
Yeah.
[72:52]
Dave Blunts
And yeah, because a lot of rappers are like, they say they got money but they're broke. Like I know, I peeked behind the curtain. These is broke for real. But it's, it's interesting because like I recently just got a lot of money and like. Yeah, I don't know what to do with it, man. Like I'm, I'm still living like I'm broke.
[73:08]
Thomas Dope
Go buy a 30, $57,000 house and just have some work on it. Buy a property and then go buy another property and just 70 bands, right? And then when you get the profit from that, roll it right into the next house. Cuz you would tax on it. And then you have tax free money and you have properties and you take the equity out and you go, yeah, somebody rented out agency, you take care of the house. I took out 200k in equity in all 8 of my houses. Damn, bro. I just learned about this recently. I just bought a first rental property. I've never done it before. I'm just starting to do it right now.
[73:39]
Dave Blunts
I might have to do that.
[73:40]
Thomas Dope
I just.
[73:41]
Dave Blunts
I don't know what to do with my money. Besides, I don't know, at least put.
[73:45]
Thomas Dope
It in like a CD or something, because you'll gain interest on that.
[73:48]
Dave Blunts
I'm not like a materialistic person, so.
[73:50]
Thomas Dope
Like, I don't property. Then you have to look at it. I never seen the house we got. I never been in the state of the house.
[73:55]
Dave Blunts
I was about to buy a chain, but people kept sending me dumbass designs. I didn't like it, so I'm like, I don't want that.
[74:01]
Thomas Dope
I feel you.
[74:02]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, do it.
[74:03]
Thomas Dope
Do something different. Do the Flavor Flav, big ass that you could spin like spinners.
[74:10]
Dave Blunts
Oh, yeah.
[74:11]
Thomas Dope
Like a fidget spinner. Like Matt Ox and Madiox.
[74:18]
Dave Blunts
Shout out Maddox.
[74:19]
Thomas Dope
That kid has two fidget spinners. Long ass hair and damn, 2015 was crazy.
[74:26]
Dave Blunts
Legend. For real. Bro is a legend.
[74:29]
Thomas Dope
What's that? Cool. Like, he's a full grown adult now, huh?
[74:32]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I'm saying because he was a.
[74:34]
Thomas Dope
Kid when I was a kid.
[74:34]
Dave Blunts
I mean, probably like early twenties or some now.
[74:37]
Thomas Dope
Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. Like, he's not 14 anymore.
[74:39]
Dave Blunts
I forget about bro. Really. He was a legend in the music for real.
[74:42]
Thomas Dope
Time's flying, dude. Jesus Christ. I was hanging with this fool the other day, Chef Suey. I'm like, oh, cool. Yeah, I'm doing, you know, hanging out.
[74:51]
Dave Blunts
With him and ot.
[74:52]
Thomas Dope
And I'm looking, I'm like, why you look so familiar, bro? And I remember he's the little rapper kid with little skies and all those folks. Sui Genesis exojo.
[75:01]
Dave Blunts
It's the same guy.
[75:02]
Thomas Dope
I'm like, sue, I've been chilling with you for like, two weeks. I just realized who you were. Yo, what the.
[75:08]
Dave Blunts
I'm getting all too fun.
[75:09]
Thomas Dope
Remember you a little boy. Boy, I'm getting you high as. Hey, man, give him his first dab.
[75:15]
Dave Blunts
Oh, it's pretty fun.
[75:17]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, dude, that all sounds fun. All this is great. No matter what. You did write a Kanye album.
[75:25]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[75:25]
Thomas Dope
And no matter what, he's gonna be producing your album.
[75:28]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[75:28]
Thomas Dope
Two feats you can't pay for.
[75:31]
Dave Blunts
We got some more coming together musically, too. I don't know if I should announce it, but don't.
[75:36]
Thomas Dope
If you always feel like that. Wait. Yeah.
[75:38]
Dave Blunts
It's just some crazy shit, though. There's something like really? I'm not going to say what it is. There's something, like, really big going to be happening soon, and when it happens, I want to come back to this and. Oh, he was talking about that. I was talking about that. Oh, shit.
[75:57]
Thomas Dope
Some real big damn new slur coming. They were doing, like, Stefan Urquhart hell mixing this. They came up with a new one. There's a letter in it. I mean, there's a number in it. Crazy, yo.
[76:15]
Dave Blunts
Introducing two.
[76:18]
Thomas Dope
Even harsher. There's just a symbol in it.
[76:23]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[76:23]
Thomas Dope
Yo, who can make up? You ever hear, like, these dumbass words like vine and a long ass time ago? Like, these words, they're stupid. It. And then like, damn, those are household trending words now. What the.
[76:36]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah.
[76:36]
Thomas Dope
Isn't that crazy?
[76:37]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah.
[76:38]
Thomas Dope
So where's the new slur? I want it. I need it, bro.
[76:41]
Dave Blunts
I heard. I heard crazy word the other day.
[76:44]
Thomas Dope
I need it.
[76:45]
Dave Blunts
Oh, I don't know if I should say it.
[76:47]
Thomas Dope
I want.
[76:48]
Dave Blunts
We can just bleep it out, right?
[76:49]
Thomas Dope
Go.
[76:49]
Dave Blunts
Okay, so there was these two dudes who were like, arguing. Like, it was on the game. They were arguing. Oh, I. Your mom. I. Your mom. He's like, bro, I put it. I put it in your mom's butt.
[77:02]
Thomas Dope
I've heard that word before.
[77:04]
Dave Blunts
I'm getting to it. Yeah, but that's what. But, yeah, but no. He's like, bro, I put it in your mom's butt. And then I put it in her, you know, her vagina. I gave your mom butthole dick. He just kept on saying. He's like, butthole dick. Butthole dick.
[77:19]
Thomas Dope
Butthole dick is good. I like that.
[77:22]
Dave Blunts
That's funny as butthole dick, bro.
[77:24]
Thomas Dope
That is hilarious.
[77:26]
Dave Blunts
He just kept spamming that. He just kept saying it. I gave her butthole dick. I'm like, bro, that shit's crazy.
[77:35]
Thomas Dope
Butthole dick sounds like it's already been around for some reason. It sounds so natural.
[77:40]
Marty O'Neal
It's like, yeah, Hootie in the butthole dick.
[77:48]
Thomas Dope
You are white, bro. No, because Marty only knows rap music that sells if they sell bricks. He knows it, and his dad was a guitar guy, but doesn't listen to any white people music. And I'm like, you know who Led Zeppelin is? No.
[78:02]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, no, the dude from Hooting the Bloaters.
[78:04]
Thomas Dope
He's black. I know that. I know that. But I'm saying it's a white person's band. And it's like when. It's like when they found out Elvis was white. Like, what the. No. Or completely forgot I was Gonna say, holy God. Butthole dick, man. Oh, Marty's like, I know the Offspring and go, oh, and what else do you know? 311, the whitest band to ever live. Actually, you see them live, you have to put glasses on and they have no shoes on because they're 311. The. The. The dudes that date girls like this, that have crystals and live in vans. Oh, the glampers. What was it called? Stealth camping. The stealth camping. Girls that are also like un only fans. And hey, man, they're.
[78:52]
Dave Blunts
Every time I come on here, I give you guys different terms.
[78:55]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, Sanja Bullocking.
[78:56]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[78:56]
Thomas Dope
People have told that. Oh, I've told like at least six people about that. Yeah, bro, because they bring. Sometimes somebody brings you up in a room like, oh, I interviewed that fool Sandra Bull. And I was like, gave me a great turn. Yeah, A bunch of times. Like, it's so good. No, that's like. That's some animation cartoon classic. Sandra Bullocking. What do you mean? Let me tell you about it. Like in Greece. And this is an animated version of him. So what you want to do is get your shittiest outfit. You should animate that. That would be funny as. And you just see the shadows in the car, new shoes, and then you just go home. Oh, that's sick. Like an eight bit character version.
[79:41]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah, we could do that.
[79:43]
Thomas Dope
I'd watch that be fire. All right, so what do you have next? Like, what's, what's next? Besides you working on your album? Like you're out here, what do you do? Oh, what do you do? You're chilling at home. You said you playing Fortnite and playing.
[79:55]
Dave Blunts
Fortnite occasionally doing mushrooms, hanging out with my girlfriend, hanging out with Jesse, firing my managers. You know what I'm saying? Bro, I'm going through so many managers.
[80:06]
Marty O'Neal
That's how it is, man.
[80:08]
Dave Blunts
They all did nothing.
[80:09]
Thomas Dope
So they're just not bringing to the table for enough for you. But here's your percentage.
[80:13]
Dave Blunts
Nah, man, they just. See some of them, they get egos, they do nothing, They a whole bunch of. And it was just like, you know, I've always had Jesse. You know, he's been with me through his whole journey and he's pretty much been like a, like a day to day manager. So I'm just like, why the am I giving some hyperspace percentage is doing nothing. You're here and like anything that I actually, you know, you help me with it because, you know, we're friends, you know, we care about each other. So man, I'd Rather just give you that percentage. You're doing more than these. So. Yeah. Jesse's my new manager now.
[80:45]
Thomas Dope
Let's go. Yeah.
[80:46]
Marty O'Neal
In house too Sick.
[80:48]
Dave Blunts
Good.
[80:48]
Marty O'Neal
That's how it works best. Like.
[80:50]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Because we've been doing this all this together ourselves anyway. So it's like it should have been like that. It should have been like.
[80:57]
Thomas Dope
Yeah. It's usually like my mom's mom manager, I hear like that. Like, oh, some you trust. That's usually how it ends up going. Like I through four managers. How many people we interviewed? Like, no, this guy's manager.
[81:06]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. I trust Jesse with my life. I mean, bro, I, you know, I trust him. He's only my like two times. So it's like he did this right now. Well, three. Yeah. Three times. You're fire.
[81:21]
Thomas Dope
Two for two for three. No numbers.
[81:24]
Dave Blunts
You now you gotta it one more time.
[81:27]
Thomas Dope
You keep yourself.
[81:28]
Dave Blunts
Keep that even number.
[81:36]
Thomas Dope
The Cuck album. So.
[81:38]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Yeah.
[81:39]
Thomas Dope
Well, there it is, man.
[81:40]
Marty O'Neal
Put that on.
[81:42]
Thomas Dope
Just that. All right. Yes again. Or like Eminem was Guilty Conscious. What the D?
[81:48]
Dave Blunts
That was a good escape.
[81:50]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah.
[81:50]
Thomas Dope
I miss gets on albums.
[81:52]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah. We got to bring that back with the wrestler. Right?
[81:55]
Thomas Dope
Get the resident like, Noriega did this.
[81:58]
Marty O'Neal
Exactly.
[81:59]
Thomas Dope
Yo, what's up? It's the wrestler and I got a new one for you. Oh. Out of here. You just hear Chicken Banks is. Gotta give him the cuss, though.
[82:08]
Dave Blunts
Really? Yeah.
[82:08]
Thomas Dope
Gotta get at least two cuss words.
[82:10]
Dave Blunts
One of them's got to be the N word.
[82:13]
Thomas Dope
One of them, AI, I didn't do it.
[82:18]
Dave Blunts
Costco is the best in the world.
[82:23]
Thomas Dope
Oh, hot dog. No bread. Damn, I missed the out of Costco pizza and chicken bake. I used to.
[82:31]
Dave Blunts
Oh, man.
[82:32]
Thomas Dope
When you could afford a chicken B from Costco, it's like.
[82:38]
Dave Blunts
Oh, shit.
[82:42]
Thomas Dope
I can never afford that. I have a Costco card. Oh, Marty's the least white person I've ever met in my life. It's like, what's target?
[82:51]
Dave Blunts
Target?
[82:53]
Thomas Dope
Tequila. What is tequila? Damn, you never been in a Costco before? You're missing out on samples. There's always a middle aged woman that's like, I hate my husband.
[83:03]
Marty O'Neal
So I'm here once or twice. You know how they give you the trial?
[83:07]
Thomas Dope
Just go, it's a hundred dollars a year. Year, man, just.
[83:11]
Marty O'Neal
That is like Thousands.
[83:17]
Thomas Dope
I paid $1,000 to get a chicken bake that.
[83:20]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[83:21]
Thomas Dope
Yo, they got all this at discount. You have multiple children. Watch. Your son's going to grow up 2ft higher if you go to Costco. Oh, yeah, bro. You got to get the big ass blueberry muffin pack that has the chocolate ones in it. Oh, you're missing out, America.
[83:36]
Dave Blunts
Your kids will grow up 2ft higher if they.
[83:38]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, chicken base. It's a proven fact check. Fact check me. And then when you find out I'm right, you.
[83:45]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, but you don't want your son to be taller than you.
[83:47]
Thomas Dope
Like hell yeah, I do.
[83:49]
Dave Blunts
So.
[83:49]
Thomas Dope
I don't know.
[83:50]
Dave Blunts
What if he tries to step to you? I'll beat the feet tire this. He'll be six feet under with me.
[83:58]
Thomas Dope
I'll make another one of you bitches. I can make you till I'm dead. That's what I'm gonna tire here. I'll make you till I'm dead. So don't with me.
[84:06]
Dave Blunts
Oh, that's fire.
[84:07]
Thomas Dope
Or in the crib above him when he's a little and burned into wood above his bed. Don't with me. Marty's having to check his kid. His kids a ass super athlete.
[84:18]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah.
[84:18]
Thomas Dope
He's getting about two years away from going, what's up?
[84:21]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, yeah, yeah. I take him down.
[84:23]
Thomas Dope
He still dunks on him hard as.
[84:25]
Marty O'Neal
Just to prove times constant.
[84:27]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, that's right.
[84:29]
Marty O'Neal
First thing in the morning already wakes up.
[84:32]
Dave Blunts
Good morning, son. Squad to the court.
[84:33]
Marty O'Neal
Exactly like, you got to stay ready to protect yourself at all times.
[84:37]
Thomas Dope
A little dick shot as he drops.
[84:39]
Dave Blunts
Him off to school.
[84:40]
Thomas Dope
All right, I'll pick you up. Yo, I'm not a bully to kids. I just don't let them get away with. I have a bunch of younger brothers and sisters.
[84:50]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[84:50]
Thomas Dope
And they all hate me till they're about 16. My dad's at one of those. I'll give a. Would you say some Mexican fools don't watch your kids. I don't understand why. Is it the silver teeth or something? It just makes them like a little. My dad will be like, hey, I know my child is crawling on the next table of the restaurant. Say nothing. Shut up. Move. They all speak Spanish fluently. Because my stepmom's from Mexico. I don't speak Spanish. So they'll talk mad to me about me, to each other in front of me. Like I know what the you guys are saying kinda. I think you guys, dude, it's so bad. There's a 20 year difference, 15 year difference in some of these kids. And they're talking to me. I don't know what they're saying, dude. It's like I'm in another country in my dad's house. I'm like, I'm in little Mexico here. I don't know what the you guys are saying saying to me, it's okay now they're older, but when I'm a dad. Trip city. Every time you run by trip, stay on your toes type of. Oh yeah, pillow. I used all my little man. They did hit me for a reason. I don't know. It's pillows, man. It doesn't hurt. Yeah, land on it. Out of here. My step little brothers used to sleepwalk and have like a weird split personality in his sleepwalk.
[86:13]
Dave Blunts
Damn.
[86:15]
Thomas Dope
Creep me the out. But I wake him up every time with the couch cushion because he's standing the hallway an hour. Creep me. I talk like a kid and a girl. Then he tried like, oh, demon. I don't say demon in Spanish. How do you say it? Whatever that is, he had it. He had the tism, bro. Of demon. Shit, dude.
[86:37]
Dave Blunts
Oh man.
[86:38]
Thomas Dope
You're not supposed to wake up sleepwalkers, but I do. Dude.
[86:41]
Dave Blunts
That shit's hilarious. Yeah, I used. I had an ex girlfriend that was a sleepwalker. Yeah.
[86:45]
Thomas Dope
Or a thief. Oh, sorry I took all your wallet. My bad. I sleepwalk.
[86:50]
Dave Blunts
No, she would like like sleepwalk and like go other dudes. It was crazy, bro. I'm like, you know, we didn't get you some help. We didn't get you some help. This is not right. This ain't right. This is egregious. Crazy.
[87:12]
Thomas Dope
She would have a whole other relationship on Instagram and like change her number.
[87:17]
Dave Blunts
Sleep walking.
[87:17]
Thomas Dope
Yeah, six months sleep. It's crazy.
[87:20]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[87:20]
Thomas Dope
Yo, that's crazy, bro. Yeah, you should just write a National Lampoon or something. I'd watch the out of that.
[87:29]
Dave Blunts
Dude.
[87:32]
Marty O'Neal
I like how you did the trailers. The album trailers.
[87:36]
Dave Blunts
Oh, bro, that album trailer was so fun to shoot, man. That was fun.
[87:41]
Marty O'Neal
Yeah, you're a natural. You should keep doing more like that.
[87:44]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm planning on it. Planning on it. I'm supposed to have like. So like I'm not doing the purple stuff no more. It's the healthy stuff. Like I said I would have the tracksuit, but I forgot to wash it before. Before I came. I'm about to start selling them.
[87:58]
Thomas Dope
Like you came. Oh, came here.
[88:00]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot to wash it before I came. I'm bad sleepwalks.
[88:10]
Thomas Dope
I really wish I would have thought of that.
[88:11]
Dave Blunts
Cuz that's perfect, dude.
[88:13]
Thomas Dope
Like, yeah, she sleepwalks other guys crazy. Got pregnant in her sleep.
[88:19]
Dave Blunts
But now I'm about to have like just a bunch of other like, I'm about to come out with my own water.
[88:25]
Thomas Dope
Nice.
[88:25]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, that's just gonna be cuz you know, I've put down the cup and instead I've been holding in the water bottle video. So I'm like, it's time to come out with my own water. Healthy stuff water.
[88:35]
Thomas Dope
Do you have somebody for water yet?
[88:40]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[88:41]
Thomas Dope
Okay, I got all that cuz we Randly a fan of ours owns one of the only natural spring GL water springs in California that's not owned by a big company. Oh, he's a big fan. He's like, if you ever want to do your own water, you let me know. I'm like, what? You have a natural spring? Like, oh. He explained. I'm like, do you have gold? You have a spring, sir, I'm scared for you. He's like, yeah, Nestle try to buy me. But no, I'm like, duck when you hear snipers if you see leaves moving. That's a ghillie suit, dude. Hell. Hell no. Could you imagine I struck oil, you Exxon dog. My house's gonna blow up tonight.
[89:20]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah.
[89:22]
Thomas Dope
Signature got forged. They had some full again. For real though, dude, you can't just be hiding a natural spring. I own it. Like it's not like you just made. I made a car that runs on water. Like oh, full duck now. Or was in the mask when he's dodging the bullets at all times. All right, so working on the album. Healthy stuff.
[89:51]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[89:51]
Thomas Dope
A bunch of new water.
[89:53]
Marty O'Neal
How about like a website?
[89:55]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, Dave Blunts co. Some bastard took dot com.
[90:00]
Marty O'Neal
So we got dot co revolve shop.
[90:03]
Dave Blunts
They just put co. So accept you.
[90:07]
Thomas Dope
You should a piece of advice from all this. All the business we do do co. Because someone's not going to remember that anybody it's calm and they're going to go to a different website and like this is not Dave1's website. And they're like don't dot com dummy. No one put co and then like oh, so dot shop.
[90:22]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, like a typo.
[90:23]
Thomas Dope
Like a typo. They might be like no, it's not. Oh dot com. I would. I'm trash with computers. Oh, that's not it. Just be just for the thought of it. Dot shop always helps.
[90:34]
Dave Blunts
Well until I change it. Do go to dot com. Don't go there. Just go there. Find some sort of comment section and just talk your hate.
[90:44]
Thomas Dope
Pure hate. Yeah, just hate a lot of 90 degree angles.
[90:47]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[90:48]
Thomas Dope
A lot of crazy and slur. Oh, we need to come out that new slur. If you can help us with the new slur. That would be great. I need multiple races.
[90:56]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[90:56]
Thomas Dope
No one's done a multiple race slur. Yeah, it's a rainbow.
[91:02]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. That way, like, you're saying about all races that you can't, like, get in trouble. It like, cancels each other out.
[91:08]
Thomas Dope
Oh, I like that.
[91:09]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[91:11]
Thomas Dope
You know what? We'll come up with it.
[91:14]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, I'm gonna spend a lot of time on this.
[91:17]
Thomas Dope
At least seven days losing weight. This is like, yeah, bro, craft me.
[91:24]
Marty O'Neal
The perfect racist name.
[91:25]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[91:25]
Thomas Dope
No, we can't use. They will come up with with it and then we'll not. And it'll be. Because you'll never be able to be like, I did that.
[91:31]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that.
[91:33]
Thomas Dope
Dude, I'll know you come up with it or I come up with it because you're going to see me meditate. I'll float to the top of la. I start shining light and then everybody's get offended at once.
[91:44]
Dave Blunts
Dude, like, what is that? Oh, that's just a. That created a new slur.
[91:48]
Thomas Dope
Damn.
[91:49]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[91:49]
Thomas Dope
Like, what's that? What's that N word you just said? It's irrelevant. I don't know what it means because this is the new one. Yo. I love the fact that you say the wildest and then we're allowed to say it back because sometimes I'm sitting here like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't smoke around you. Sometimes I feel like, oh, man, am I allowed? I said a really offensive ass joke one time to a comedian. His face did this. Oh. Like, oh, I thought you would appreciate that. Let me move on. I just asked this girl on a date. She's like, you.
[92:24]
Dave Blunts
Oh.
[92:24]
Marty O'Neal
And he was being super over the top. Like, funny comedian dude, too.
[92:29]
Thomas Dope
Yeah. And I said some. Oh.
[92:31]
Marty O'Neal
I've seen multiple comedians get butt hurt in situations where it's like, bro, you're a comedian.
[92:35]
Thomas Dope
But not in my face. I was like, oh, I just got. I just bombed in front of this. That was funny. You. You just didn't appreciate it. It. All right, but. Yeah, I get it. I get it. But. Dave blunts co water. Healthy stuff right now. Soundcloud.
[92:53]
Marty O'Neal
I could see you doing comedy too.
[92:55]
Thomas Dope
100%.
[92:56]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. I mean, yeah, I. I'll do that at some point. I just got so much going on. Adding something else to my schedule literally.
[93:03]
Marty O'Neal
Makes me want to. Yeah, I can imagine.
[93:05]
Dave Blunts
Yeah. Hurt people, but yeah.
[93:08]
Thomas Dope
So change or get changed. Right?
[93:10]
Dave Blunts
Exactly. But not you. All right.
[93:21]
Thomas Dope
Jesus Christ.
[93:22]
Dave Blunts
What was you talking about? You look like we were going to the outro or something.
[93:27]
Thomas Dope
These are like, these are. These are like. You stop when you're walking. Your friend says some like what you just say. Say it again. I like that. That was crazy. All right. You should just get that like post one. Always tired. Six million to be exact. So you know where I stand.
[93:44]
Dave Blunts
Oh.
[93:48]
Thomas Dope
Deep ones.
[93:49]
Dave Blunts
Co. Yeah.
[93:50]
Thomas Dope
Say it again before his full goes and says some other comes up with a slur. Levitating.
[93:56]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, dude.
[93:57]
Thomas Dope
You have to, bro.
[93:59]
Dave Blunts
Oh, man, I just. One more thing, bro. Jesse be doing the funniest. Like, when I'm sad, he'll just do some funny ass to make me like, laugh. There was one day and I was like, sad as like, I couldn't get out of it. And he kept doing. I'm like, bro, stop around, bro. He takes two cans of Febreze, like in the can. And he's like, look. And he's like. Like, he.
[94:20]
Thomas Dope
Like.
[94:24]
Dave Blunts
It was the dumbest. But that was funny as like in Big Daddy.
[94:27]
Thomas Dope
He was. Want to see me get hurt? That make you laugh? Get hit by a car?
[94:30]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, he just stood on his tippy toes like he was flying. And when he pressed again.
[94:35]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, bro, I'm about to steal that one. Sorry. My kids are about to be.
[94:40]
Dave Blunts
That's a good one.
[94:41]
Thomas Dope
And you got to spin while you do it, but. Oh, Turbo man, you look sick.
[94:46]
Dave Blunts
Yeah, that's a good one for the kids.
[94:47]
Thomas Dope
Here's a good one. Hit it with the lighter. And you're.
[94:50]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[94:50]
Marty O'Neal
Oh, I do Buzz Lightyear. Every night. I take Emmy to back. She gets on my back. I go through the house like a psycho.
[94:57]
Thomas Dope
Oh, really?
[94:58]
Marty O'Neal
I'm knocking over.
[94:59]
Thomas Dope
I was like, what's the reference of Buzz Light like when he falls off the stairs.
[95:03]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[95:06]
Thomas Dope
You come in, you ruin the family dynamic. It all up. Woody just wanted to be Woody. You got a this. He had this with him.
[95:15]
Marty O'Neal
That is true.
[95:17]
Thomas Dope
Bus the homewrecker. He's delusional and he has bipolar disorder. And he's. He thinks he's real. Why is he at a pizza place? He can't even eat.
[95:28]
Marty O'Neal
I never thought about full.
[95:31]
Thomas Dope
Thinks he's from outer space. He's from Walmart. He's actually just from China. He's just from China. It's bu light here for sure.
[95:39]
Dave Blunts
Yeah.
[95:40]
Thomas Dope
Okay. Let's get the out of here. All right. Thanks for being here. Appreciate it. From Marty.
[95:44]
Marty O'Neal
And I appreciate you, sir.
[95:45]
Thomas Dope
This is the day blunts Episode Part 2 have a Dope ass day. Yeah.