DMT w/ OGEE!

Summary

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast — DMT w/ OGEE! (June 16, 2026)

Hosts: Thomas Araujo (aka “Dopas Yolo”), Marty O’Neill
Guest: OGEE
Main Theme: A hilarious, off-the-cuff episode centered around DMT edibles, “cholo” culinary firsts, LA politics, and evolving life milestones—like OGEE becoming a grandfather. The conversation covers weed, city life, Mexican-American family culture, and plenty of tongue-in-cheek banter.

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic freeform “DOPE AS USUAL” experience packed with infectious energy, irreverent humor, and the signature chemistry of Thomas, Marty, and OGEE. The central theme swirls around introducing OGEE—a self-described OG cholo—to new experiences: from DMT-infused edibles to protein water and avocado toast. Stories, debates, and jokes about LA, family, and growing older round out the mix.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. OGEE’s New Life as a Grandpa (02:15, 16:57)

• The episode opens with heavy roasting of OGEE—recently a grandfather, which leads to riffs about “grandpa” culture, clothing, and life changes.

  • Thomas: “Grandpa now. That means you have to wear your Shirt slightly opened… and you have to wear like. Like sandals, but the brown ones that look like lobsters.” (02:15)
  • OGEE: “What do you mean? I feel great.” (02:45)

• They joke about “dad/grandpa strength” and the supposed wisdom that comes with the new role.

2. Injury Stories, Weed Consumption, and Health (03:03 - 07:51)

• OGEE’s MRI and makeshift treatments for shoulder pain, combined with Thomas’ lung detox after a heavy run of product videos and weed challenges.

  • OGEE: “My neck was. I had some. I was like pinching on one of my nerves, so I had to go upside down.” (04:12)
  • Thomas: “Today I start my lung detox… one week to two weeks… I’ve been smoking on every day, all day, no matter what.” (05:16)

• Marty and Thomas talk about the crazy volume of dabs and weed used in content creation.

3. LA Politics—Sorta (09:32 - 13:57)

• A satirical riff on LA’s mayoral race, including confusion between Karen Bass and Tiger King’s Carole Baskin.

  • OGEE: “Not for Bass, for sure… That Karen Wilson. Is it Bass or Bass?” (09:45)
  • Thomas: “I think that’s the lady from Tiger King.” (09:53)

• Hilariously inept attempts to discuss real policy, voting, and city issues, with wild asides about AI, memes, and Hispanic family stereotypes.

4. How to “Fix” LA—Cholo Roundtable (14:01 - 16:26)

• The trio debates (badly) how a mayor could fix Los Angeles.

  • OGEE: “If you clean up the homelessness, I think… that’s the only thing.” (14:13)
  • Thomas: “No bro, that’s the worst thing in LA is potholes. What are you talking about?” (14:38)

• Recurrent themes: homelessness and crime, but admits mostly nobody at the table has practical answers.

5. Sober Life, Drunken Naps, and Wine Tales (16:57 - 19:32)

• OGEE talks about reduced drinking, wilder moments sleeping on Thomas’ shoe bench, and the dangers of wine chugging.
  • OGEE: “Now when I do drink, it fucking gets me like bam. My drops pretty bad.” (18:17)
  • Marty: “How many glasses of wine till you’re cooked at this point, one?” (18:31)

6. Stuff I’ve Never Seen a Cholo Eat — OGEE Tries Everything (30:31 - 43:29)

A riotous new segment where the hosts introduce OGEE to foods and drinks he’s never tried—“cholo firsts”:

• Starbucks Ube Frappuccino (32:47, 52:44)

  • Reluctant at first, OGEE sips and admits: “It’s not bad. It tastes like cake.” (54:27)

• Protein Water & Collagen Water (34:28, 36:12)

  • “This is like something… tastes almost like they put that iron medicine…” — OGEE (36:33)

• Avocado Toast (43:12)

  • OGEE surprisingly loves it: “I love avocado toast. I mean, in the same breath, I’m eating the…” (43:34)

• The segment closes with banter about gentrification:

  • Thomas: “Years of gang banging just disappearing with every taste bud explosion… Gentrification in real time.” (44:13)

7. Edible Dabs & The “DMT” Prank (55:56 - 58:59)

• The episode circles back to where it started: OGEE tries a new edible “dab”—which Thomas and Marty claim has a trace of DMT, prompting panic and hilarious speculation.
  • Thomas: “Try it. Little bit of DMT in there. I was waiting to hit your tongue before I let you know. Super small trace.” (55:56, 57:08)
  • OGEE: [reading the label, finally] “What the… Are you kidding me?” (57:47)
  • Marty and Thomas assure him it’s untraceable/microdose, but also laugh uncontrollably at his reaction.

8. LA, Family, and Masculinity Detours

• The hosts and OGEE discuss growing up Mexican-American, family discipline, immigrant parents, and LA street trends.
  • Extended riff: comparing their strict dads, differences in upbringing, and how accents/phrasing signal family background.
  • Fun bits about pronouncing “sandwich” and being called a “Flintstone kid” for being straight-edge or “soft.”

9. Sports, Peptides, and Hustler Energy (63:38 - 74:01)

• Brief check-in: NBA finals, LeBron rumors, the state of Vegas sports, and gambling complications due to new regulations.
• Primer on “peptides” and why Thomas is considering hormone patches for joint/back pain.
  • OGEE: “So wait me. You're not getting needles so you can inject this?” (71:47)

10. Closing Bits: Future Hustles, Grandpa Nicknames, and Animated Storytime (94:42 - End)

• OGEE’s plans: launching a food business, more clothing ventures, and hawking Proper Papers in LA smoke shops.
• The group riffs on what OGEE’s grandkids should call him (“Triple OG,” “Grandpa,” or something wild).
• Marty and Thomas tease upcoming animated storytime segments featuring OGEE’s wildest stories, and end with a playful riff on breakdancing poses and table antics.

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Memorable Quotes & Standout Moments

Opening Roasts & Grandpa Energy:

• “You’re a grandpa now. That means you have to wear your shirt slightly opened… the brown ones that look like lobsters.” (02:15, Thomas)
• “How do you feel?” “What do you mean? I feel great.” (02:45, Thomas & OGEE)

On New “Cholo” Experiences:

• “I ain't drinking that… and that's the one you’re all right with?” (34:31, Thomas)
• “Years of gang banging just disappearing with every taste bud explosion.” (44:13, Thomas)
• “What is this? That’s not pepper food, it’s some liquid… It’s called balsamic vinegar, man!” (45:03, Thomas & OGEE)

The DMT Prank:

• “Try it. Little bit of DMT in there. I was waiting to hit your tongue before I let you know.” (55:56, Thomas)
• “Are you kidding me?” (57:47, OGEE)

Cultural Satire:

• “He’s officially a white woman. Gentrification. Can we call this O Gentrification?” (99:42, Thomas)

On Family, Discipline & Upbringing:

• “My grandma did that to my uncle… sat with him next to him in class… for two weeks straight.” (26:37, Thomas)

On Being Lost in the Conversation:

• “I don’t think you can be more lost… I didn’t even know he was talking about me!” (78:12, Thomas)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Becoming Grandpa & Roasts: 02:15–05:00
• Weed/Lung Detox & Product Testing: 05:16–08:00
• LA Mayoral Race Satire: 09:32–13:57
• “Stuff I’ve Never Seen a Cholo Eat” Segment: 30:31–43:29
• Starbucks Frappuccino Saga: 52:44–55:00
• Edible Dabs / DMT Prank: 55:56–58:59
• Peptides 101: 69:39–74:01
• Sports, Hustle, and Future Plans: 63:38–68:11, 86:55–92:27

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Tone and Style

The episode blends aggressive roasting, low-key sentimentality, and rapid-fire storytelling. It’s irreverent, goofy, and fast-paced, with overlapping jokes, cultural references, and countless call-backs to inside stories. The energy is consistently high, and everyone is in on the joke—even when getting got. Underneath, there’s genuine warmth and a sense of friendship that keeps the roast sessions affectionate.

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For New Listeners:

If you haven’t heard this episode, expect an unfiltered, very Californian mix of cannabis culture, Mexican-American family life, and modern internet meme humor. There are stoner science detours (peptides, microdosing), food challenges, and plenty of references to iconic LA and Chicano touchpoints. The highlights? Watching OGEE—old-school to his core—get coaxed into new cultural adventures, and the unrelenting riffing that makes “Dope As Usual” podcast a viral hit.

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Endnote:
Skip the advertisements, intros, and outros—they’re not why you’re here. The real action is in the stories, the challenges, the laughter, and those unforgettable “firsts” for OGEE. Make sure to stick around for his reaction to eating that DMT (wink) edible and sipping a purple Starbucks frappuccino—pure podcast magic.

Transcript

[A]

Ampersand. It's called by Blue River. Try it. A little bit of DMT in there. I was waiting to hit your tongue before I let you know. You think I'm joking here, you guys. Marty, they said not enough to trip out. I got this in. In Seattle.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Are you kidding me?

[A]

I'm not kidding you. I wanted to wait till you took it because if I take. If you take it, I'll take it. He'll take it, he said. And I'm not the trip.

[C]

Full.

[A]

Read it right there.

[C]

Perfect, Perfect, Perfect,

[A]

Perfect. Hey, welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dopas. Yolo, whatever you want to call me. This is my co host, Marty o'.

[C]

Neal.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey, what's up, Ayo? Ayo is a great basketball player from an1 Go check him out. YouTube. Guys, ADHD is in the building. Also Mexican ADHD is in the building. Welcome back, OG he's already lighting it up. Let's go, Grandpa OG let's go quadruple

[B]

OG Whoa, you guys.

[C]

You guys start the podcast already or no? Yeah, we're going to start it or what?

[A]

Yeah, you can start. You. You can light it, dude. I like your pinky ring.

[C]

It's the way you started it.

[A]

I started it because you wouldn't sleep.

[C]

I did not just start it like that.

[A]

Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. What's up, guys? My name is Thomas Dopajo, whatever you want to call me. I have this little scared gang banger next to me named OG do you like that intro you want right back again?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What's up, guys? My name is Thomas Dopas, y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

Whatever you want to call me. Welcome to the Dope As Usual podcast. This is a Raider fan. Just zoom in on him. He's got this glasses on inside at night.

[C]

Actually, this light's really bright, bro.

[A]

Do you want that intro? We'll keep it. We'll cut it out. Which one you like better? We're not cutting. Nice. How about you do the intro? Go.

[C]

You already did it.

[A]

Look, come on, let's go do the outro.

[C]

Let's go.

[A]

Come on, man. What do you have to say for yourself, huh?

[C]

Let's get this party started. Let's go.

[A]

We're gonna not cut anything. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the show. Welcome back, OG Marty and I, we're chilling. Oh, geez. Now a grandpa since the last time I saw him. What's up, guy? You're a grandpa now. That means you have to wear your Shirt slightly opened on summers, like the button ups. And you have to wear like. Like sandals, but the. The brown ones that look like lobsters.

[C]

The ones you're wearing right now.

[A]

The ones I'm wearing right now.

[C]

Yeah, for sure, guy.

[A]

You're cool now you're a grandpa. How do you feel?

[C]

What do you mean? I feel great.

[A]

Don't be all scared.

[C]

How would I not want to feel?

[A]

Talking all soft, man. I'm a grandfather now, so, you know, I got to put the orange in my mouth.

[C]

And that's him now.

[B]

So OG's been looking like he's on his fitness.

[A]

I haven't been. Oh, OG just got an MRI on the shoulder. He's been talking mad. Oh, my shoulders messed up. My shoulders messed up. I don't know what I did. You know what I found today?

[B]

You.

[A]

You guys are gonna lose your. When I show you what I found today in my. In my phone. Are you ready? Marty, can I send this to you and you pop it up on the screen?

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Okay. Because it's really. It's. It's really good. Oh, gee. Just got an MRI yesterday and he's like, my shoulder hurts so bad. I need to get it checked out. And then I found this video today right after he said, oh, I'll do the podcast with you. So are you ready?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And just watch the reveal.

[C]

Yeah. How to. How to do that?

[A]

Bro, that doesn't help anything, dude.

[C]

It doesn't. It does.

[A]

No, it doesn't.

[C]

Look it up.

[A]

You look it up. Your shoulder's up now.

[C]

No, no, that was. That I was doing that for. That was for. For my. For my neck.

[A]

That's connected to your shoulder.

[C]

Yeah, but no, it was my neck. My neck was. I had some. I was like pinching on one of my nerves, so I had to go upside down.

[A]

So you went upside down?

[C]

Yeah, I didn't have. No, I didn't have one of those things to flip me upside down, so.

[A]

Yeah, but those also hold your feet weight in to take the pressure off your neck so it can freehand.

[C]

Check it out. I looked that up on YouTube and it was like a military dude. That explained that one.

[A]

And I, with health insurance explained the

[C]

same little two couches. I go, it. I did it.

[A]

He has health insurance, though. That's what he was doing. He don't care. He just hurt your whole back.

[C]

No, that did help me out.

[A]

Oh, no. Wasn't that ridiculous? And then see him. My shoulder. And I was like, oh, this is the picture I found of you.

[C]

Yeah, well, no, I was getting the shoulder pain because of a nerve from my neck. I was never.

[A]

No, he got a shoulder pain. Cuz he's always looking up at me. Dad, dad, help me.

[C]

Help me.

[A]

Help me do this. Uppies. He always said. Uppies. Up. Remember. Remember, Marty, when he. When he was in the bathroom, he said, can you help me? White.

[C]

Remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I didn't.

[B]

No.

[A]

Shitty butthole, right?

[B]

You're like, no, you got to figure that out.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Literally figure it out.

[C]

Smoking. Take a joint.

[A]

No, my lungs, man. I told you I'm hurting.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

I'm right, guys.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

After this. Oh, it's Tuesday today. Today I start my. My lung detox. I'm gonna do one week to two weeks, depending on how I feel. One week to two weeks? I did a hundred products with you. I've been smoking on every day, all day, no matter what, on and off camera and on camera even more.

[C]

How many vapes do you think you smoked that day?

[A]

Probably 30. Wasn't. Wasn't crazy. I was taking 30 hits. Nothing insane, but the mothership meltdown. I don't know with my allergies, but doing all 50 of those dabs. I felt like that black fool and Terminator, and he drops the bomb. That's how I felt. I was on my bed just dying, dude. And then I put some pillows. Say it again.

[C]

Do it again.

[A]

What'd you say? Let's do what?

[C]

Say it again.

[A]

Go like this.

[C]

How are you doing?

[A]

Like that. I'll do it for you. Weak as dude, man. Dude. Remember he used to put you on my shoulders and I'd like, fool, your 501 jeans are so big and scratchy. Back up. Remember that?

[C]

That was me. That was you. Me. I used to put you on my shoulders. You know, that's all right. I like it when you say you

[A]

took exactly what I said.

[C]

No, I did try getting on his shoulders that time and try to get on your.

[A]

And that's how I hurt your shoulder?

[C]

Yeah, that's what.

[A]

That's why you need to say mri. What the we talking about?

[C]

So we're talking about the vape, so.

[A]

Dang, he brought it back. Let's go. Oh, yeah. Terminator. Black guy. I was on my chest. I put stacked pillows. I got on my knee and stepped. Laid on my chest on the bed. Because I couldn't lay back. I laid back, and I couldn't catch my breath. And I fell asleep for like 10 minutes. Woke up, I was like. My back. Anyway, this is. This is. I can't. I Can't do anything.

[B]

You're like Jordan playing with the flu in the finals out there.

[A]

That's what's happening. Yes. And then I went to the mothership melt on the next day. Took one dab of ice hat. She went, ah. It felt like I swell sandpaper and just. Yeah, your throat was already through my lung. Like I was coughing so much that my spine was going. You know, like the pops when you pop it. Oh, it hurts.

[C]

Live resin, Dusty rosin.

[A]

Not even that. I'm talking about the dad. It was all those dabs, man.

[C]

Oh, but the day before all those.

[A]

Yeah. And then I got my ears all clawed. I couldn't hear for like a day.

[C]

I.

[A]

My nose is all clogged.

[B]

So you guys were doing pens or some.

[A]

No, that 100 product video I did the other day.

[B]

Oh, so much.

[A]

But I did the dabs the same. Like the wet half a week later. And so. Yeah, I'm good.

[C]

Testing all those vapes.

[A]

Thank you though.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

I'm going to wait. Oh, before this, I've been doing for a video for 3 and 12 hours. Drove here to do this video and I'm going to go back and finish the video. And it's all dry herb vapes. So I've been smoking weed all day, but I like dry herb vape. My chest feels good.

[C]

What?

[A]

The dry herb vapes, we put the.

[C]

Say that again.

[A]

So dry herb, where you put weed in a vaporizer and you vape like a volcano.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You know they have the handheld ones.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

I like how that makes you understand. Yes. So I'm doing a bunch of products on that right now. And then I came here. So I'm gonna go back and finish. So my chest is kind of congested.

[B]

Are they legit? Yeah, I'm saying, are they like, I got the dryer baby before I moved here. It was so disappointing.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

But does it have the arc lighter type or is it different?

[A]

No combustion whatsoever.

[B]

Oh, how does that work?

[A]

Heat conduction or convection. It cooks it like an oven. Makes it brown after doesn't burn. I'll bring you one.

[C]

Same. Same brand for the volcano.

[A]

Yeah, Storage and pickle. I mean, there's ones from Utilian. I got like four from Utilian. I got the Zeus ones. I got hell of. Anyway, that's you on your shoulder, all dumb. All dumb.

[B]

This is a break dancing. We never saw it.

[A]

Mr. Tick Tock Dude.

[C]

He did. Finally. Yeah, he said, let me, let me know.

[A]

He's all my long lost brother. Remember When? And. And. And his family, where Gomez is looking for his long lost brother, Fester. And he finds him, and he comes in the middle of the night. He's gonna skate up. Dog Face is going to skate up to this fool's house in the rain, and they're gonna chest, pump, play mad, and be friends forever. I promise. I promise you I'm not wrong. And then the Mexican Dodger twins are gonna sing you guys to sleep. You can't go to sleep. Take us to the mall or whatever. They stupid. They're sick. Dude, you like the Dodgers? Well, that's not my problem. Damn, they don't rhyme at all.

[B]

Dude, they're still out there doing their head.

[C]

For sure.

[A]

They're still out there. I love it. Anyway, moving on to, like, you know, some goofier topics. What's up, dude? Who are you gonna vote for for the mayor of la?

[C]

That's a good one. Not. Not for. Not for Bass. For sure. For who? That Karen Wilson. Is it Bass or Bass? Whatever.

[A]

I think that's the lady from Tiger King.

[C]

I think he.

[A]

I think he makes up a Tiger King lady with the. The mayor of Los Angeles.

[C]

Okay, so then you said the mayor of la, right? Isn't it the.

[A]

Well, the mayor of la. There's some white dude running. There's a Spencer Pratt guy running the other white dude. And there's the black chick that's. Now that dummy.

[C]

What's her name?

[A]

I don't know. Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle. That's her.

[C]

Was it Bass or what? Bass, right? Yeah.

[A]

Is it Bass? Karen Bass?

[C]

Yeah. Oh, you're right.

[A]

Sorry. It's Karen Baskin.

[C]

She wears Cortez.

[A]

Was the lady from Tiger King, huh? I thought you mixed him up. I mixed him up. This was all wise.

[C]

Came to grandpa, I trip out on her. She comes out to the public and McCarthy park, and she has Cortez on serious.

[A]

I don't do into politics, but I know OG Does. You guys know from the Raider story time that he loves presidential campaigns. But, guys, this looks like our guest next week.

[C]

Oh, there you go. Up there. Right there. That's our mayor right there.

[A]

Damn it, Marty. And an OG Upside down next to her. That's the. That's the campaign. That's who's running for mayor.

[B]

Billy.

[A]

Just a Mexican fool. And he's smiling big. Is the best part about the picture. Yeah. One time I saw her during the fires. She came out and gave a speech, and she said, if you need help, you can go to the facilities. And she was trying to say an address. And she said HTTP forward slash. And then she started spelling the website as if it was a building again.

[B]

Address.

[A]

That is dumb as fuck.

[C]

That's all. That's what I'm saying.

[B]

For sure.

[A]

This is why we're not able to get paid because I just called the mayor a dumb. Which I shouldn't. And she's the mayor of our city that I live in.

[B]

There's that gets said throughout the episodes that we don't even think about. That YouTube's like, what the is wrong with you guys?

[A]

Yeah, you're right. All episode long.

[C]

Yeah, you're right.

[A]

And we used to rob your neighbor with a car. That probably got us in trouble too. How about robberies?

[B]

Well, it's not a robbery if you give it back.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

It wasn't a robbery

[C]

for the car.

[B]

Messed it up.

[C]

Robbery.

[A]

It was a concierge service. I was gassing it up.

[C]

It's just like more like. Yeah, service.

[B]

Yeah, it's like hood valet.

[A]

I like it. Okay. Have you seen the Spencer Pratt guys AI videos about la?

[C]

Yeah. I think those are pretty cool.

[A]

They are pretty cool, huh?

[C]

Pretty cool.

[A]

You know what else AI videos I. I hate AI don't like it. I don't like any of it. Except for the Indian cooking videos that I just recently saw that I did not. I'm looking at him like, there's no way this is real. And even though it looks so real, they're just like serving food. Guy slaps his foot in the food services, slapping his feet in the food and serves him. Like, that's not real, but also good. That's great. That's funny as hell. That I like Arnold Schwarzenegger singing Crossroads. I've seen it. It's really good.

[B]

Many men was great, huh? Many men was great.

[A]

Many men was good.

[C]

The song.

[A]

And then now Spencer Pratt's. If you haven't seen it, go look up Spencer Pratt's AI videos. Running for mayor. They're funny, dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, they're funny. They are.

[C]

But for sure. What?

[B]

So.

[C]

So basket still be the mayor still? If everyone. What? I mean, I thought she's out already.

[A]

You know they're voting. I have no idea.

[B]

As of right now, I think they're still processing the votes.

[C]

So she's part of the. She's in there too, right? She could still be married.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think there's like a cut off.

[C]

Oh, there's no cut off.

[B]

There's. Here's what? So right now we're in the midst of there's three people. They just did an election to decide which two are going to be able to run.

[A]

Oh, this is not for the winner,

[B]

but all the results are still pending for a couple days is. I tried to Google this this morning. It's not like I know about this. I think that's what's going on.

[A]

Dopey's usual podcast, Season 5 Political Talk. Accurate, accurate political talk with Marty. Yeah, pretty sure there's still talent. The votes we're gonna get. The. The primaries. Damn. As soon as I heard a primary and it wasn't about colors, I knew we were.

[B]

Yeah, we're not talking color theory. I'm screwed. I don't know what we're talking about.

[A]

All right, do you want to take a dab? Are you scared or you want to smoke joints?

[B]

Could a mayor change la? Is there any changing la?

[A]

How would you change la? How would you make it better? And don't put. Get rid of all the bad. Don't say that.

[C]

Just for sure. Hey, what else? What's the biggest problem? Homeless, bro. Is it.

[A]

Yeah, I think it's misuse of funds.

[C]

If you clean up the homelessness, I think. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be as bad. It would be good, of course. Yeah, that's. That's the only thing. Too many people out there living in the streets and. And you got all these RVs now, taking over all these streets now. It's wild out there, bro. It's wild. That's it.

[A]

Solve the homeless problem.

[C]

Well, that's, I think, a major problem. That's one of our major problems.

[B]

Has it been as bad as it is, like close to it, like your whole life?

[A]

No, bro, that's the worst thing in LA is potholes. What are you talking about?

[C]

Well, I'm kidding.

[A]

I'm joking outside.

[C]

Fucking hate potholes. Wrong too.

[A]

Me too. Yeah, they're ruining my life right now.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

We're talking about full sleep, downside potholes, man. There inconveniences.

[C]

Yeah, no, I really think just the homeless is really bad, bro. These AI videos, man, you know.

[A]

All right, well, that was. That was cool.

[C]

Maybe just, you know, also the gas, bro. You know, California we're getting.

[A]

That's how you fix la. Fix the gas?

[C]

Yeah, for everybody. Everybody needs gas right here for cheap, bro.

[A]

I'll fight you, dude. Gome, you're a grandpa now. You can't just give me answers like this.

[C]

All right, let's see.

[A]

What about the gas, man? Eggs are a lot.

[B]

Save the whales.

[A]

No la. How you Fixing la.

[C]

Oh, that's what I said. Homelessness for sure. Okay, Homeless would be the first thing. And then from there we would have to go maybe all this just this crazy going on. Crime, right? For sure.

[A]

Crime like a blanket you that MacArthur Park.

[B]

Like you guys could have been doing this the whole time.

[A]

Now how would you fix it though? Yes, exactly. But how are you going to fix it?

[C]

Well, I'll be honest with you. I wouldn't know how I would fix it.

[A]

Give us two things besides homelessness that you would fix. And don't just say crime.

[C]

No, really though. The crime room. You can't fix crime, bro.

[A]

Crime we're going to fix. Actually, you know what? Give up. We can't fix. I asked you three times and you gave up at the.

[C]

Now I'm saying. Well yeah, what am I saying, bro? Right?

[B]

This is what the real mirror does though.

[C]

This is real, right?

[A]

Well, I guess we just gave up then. What do you mean it's on fire? Do you have water? Just burn. We'll just let it. It'll go out. That was last January. But I was going to keep that going for at least 10 times. I just did this in front of you and you didn't even like respond. Cuz I'm talking to them. I'm doing this. Watch this right in front of you.

[C]

I knew Miho was trying to be funny right there.

[A]

I didn't even smoke yet.

[B]

Damn. Can't slip nothing past you anymore. Your wisdom upped your. Does your dad strength increase increase even

[A]

more when you become a. Oh, good question.

[C]

I don't know. I like I told you guys earlier I haven't been drinking as much no more. It's been a minute. Like yeah, look here. I, I, I tried like I said last week, but that was a one time in it's been over maybe what baby?

[A]

Five months?

[C]

Four months. Five months. Hey, that's the difference, man.

[A]

You were at my house less than two months ago. You fell asleep on my shoe thing.

[C]

Okay, so then if that was the case, then say is like I'll drink very occasionally and it has to be like for you know. And that's it. Now I won't, you know, I'm not looking forward to drinking or even thinking about drinking. You know what I mean?

[A]

Mean, what's up?

[C]

Like before. Yeah, I used to love drinking it. Especially wine. You know, I still love wine but

[A]

the only butt chugs wine.

[C]

Now I love it too much that I drink it too. Too crazy, bro. Just drinking out of a bottle and

[A]

og we were Drinking and hanging out. And then I said, where's og? We went downstairs and where we keep my. The shoes when you walk in. He was just asleep on it all.

[C]

Yeah, on your little bench you had. Right.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I know you just caught up. Thank you.

[C]

Hey, I had to find a little spot just to couches. Yeah, I wasn't asleep. I was just trying to passed out.

[A]

We had to get you up. What are you talking about?

[B]

OG locks in. He did that at the wedding.

[A]

He locks in. He just concentrates real hard for 30 minutes at a time.

[C]

And that's why. Because as you can see, when I drink, this has been around me. I could drink, I could hang all night, you know, I mean. But I've been drinking as much. So. Yeah, right now when I do drink, it fucking gets me like bam. My drops pretty bad. Exactly where. Yeah, I do have to let me go lay.

[B]

How many glasses of wine till you're cooked at this point, one.

[C]

Oh, right now I could probably do. Right now I could probably do a bottle right now. Maybe that's it.

[B]

A bottle to the face of each one.

[A]

He'll chug it. No hands. I've seen it, dude.

[C]

And I'll slowly go through his.

[A]

As he.

[B]

That's how the connoisseur.

[A]

And then when he goes like this, he goes. Cuz it sticks to the back of his. I just imagine all that now. You have to imagine all that. And it was funny to me.

[B]

He recorks it afterwards while.

[A]

Recorks it with his tongue. Whoa. You're never going to go broke, dude.

[C]

I don't know. Marty's going to record it with his mouth. He said it.

[A]

Say that again.

[B]

Say it again.

[A]

He records it with his mouth.

[C]

With that.

[A]

Yo. You're like a. You're like Frank Randall. You're like Danny DeVito and Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I don't think you know what you're saying. But you did just say the. You'll just say it.

[C]

No, I don't know.

[A]

You know what I mean? Like, you know. No, we don't. What do you say it? What do you mean?

[B]

Tommy way's like your brain's got a show on it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I said white mud. Crud. Did you fall in some crude. You hit this OG oh, it's not even lit.

[C]

Oh, well, I thought you were gonna take.

[A]

It's a Q tip and I'm hitting it like a lighter.

[C]

You're trying to block the little airflow. That's what it looked like.

[A]

I got you. I'LL get you there right now.

[C]

I was just around.

[A]

It's not even on.

[B]

Is OG up on all Chris Farley. Damn.

[A]

I went ace Ventura.

[C]

Chris Farley. Who's Chris Farley again? Show me a picture of him.

[A]

I'm Tommy Boy.

[C]

Tommy boy.

[A]

Black sheep.

[C]

Black sheep. See, that's what I mean.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

All right.

[B]

He was. He was in those streets through the 90s. He was not watching movies.

[A]

And Fat Chris Farley, the white guy from Saturday Night Live, passed away.

[C]

Oh, yes. Okay, you see, but now you say that, but I wouldn't remember him if you just. You said. Yeah, no, I wouldn't, I swear. It's just that, dude, a lot of people I know by faces and. Or like, so maybe something. They did all right. I know that dude. He's cool. You know, I'll watch his. But their names. I really. I'm not too much.

[A]

That's Marty name.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because Marty.

[C]

Marty's a friend. So, you know. I know. I know.

[A]

You know, friend share. I wasn't sure, but me knew who the is.

[C]

What? What?

[A]

Who the is what? Well, I'mma throw up. Aim it that way, dude. Don't you ever. That's like you with Kid Frost. I look up to. Okay, Chris Farley, you look up to Kid Frost and Iced Tea.

[C]

Iced tea.

[A]

You know, OG knows every line from CSI that ice tea's in whatever that show is.

[C]

I didn't watch this.

[A]

Yeah, I know. You lived it.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

How are you gonna fix la is what I'm asking, though.

[C]

I told you, bro. Got to be the homeless.

[A]

Yo, dude from episode one for this guy. It's crazy, dude. It's like when you feed a dog. It's like, no, I've been beat. I've been beat. And it goes into the truck. And now it's like jumping all over you and pissing you off. That's you, dude. That's you now. No, no, we're gonna get you chipped and you're cutting your balls off.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

You're live with Ryder now, dude. Just live on the side of the house, man. Your hips are gonna go bad. It's over. Once your hips go bad, we put you down. You want to hear something really funny? You have to imagine it. OG's dad looks nothing like a Mexican choloful at all. He looks like my dad.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure.

[A]

Yes, he does. He looks like Clean Face, Edward James, Elmo's teacher. Your dad looks like he's a principal and he's tall. As and like light. Not so dark. He looks Portuguese.

[C]

Nah, it's just. He let his hair grow a little.

[A]

He's got a little mullet.

[B]

A little.

[C]

A little mullet.

[A]

Yo, his dad looks like my dad. Isn't your dad truck driver too?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's why I had you, because I wanted to show you what your grandpa could look like. Is it a trip, though? OG was raised by a guy that's like, pick up your pants, pronounce your words, talk American. That you talk like that is crazy to me.

[B]

He's from Mexico originally.

[A]

I don't know. He's from.

[B]

No, he's from America.

[C]

He's from Texas.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

His dad's. Oh, an American. Isn't that. Remember blood and blood out the stepdad. That's Matt. Mean. That's mean to the. The cholo brother. That's mean to Chris Pratt or whatever. Not Chris Pratt, Benjamin Pratt. Remember? The gang banger, boxer. Full his stepdad. And he smacks him. You're gonna pay rent.

[C]

That's OG's dad.

[A]

American.

[C]

My dad's originally from US, you know, I mean, he just. They crossed him over just to have him over there. Then they had to go right back to American. Mexico just made him American citizen. You know that's crazy, right?

[A]

Then he had you, which is nuts. You really are a product of your environment, dude.

[B]

Right?

[A]

No, for real.

[B]

What if you grew up in Texas?

[A]

What if you grew up in Texas? Is real.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

You'd be off if you'd wear boots. You say the N word for sure.

[B]

Type of dude.

[C]

I could probably be different, huh? I'm pretty sure, yeah. I mean, of course you'd be different. We're kidding. No, of course. I probably would be wearing some boots right now.

[A]

I just said it and then he disagreed.

[C]

And then he says it's a no.

[A]

That's what you said.

[C]

You already think about it? Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Stilo, Run that back in the edit. Yeah, now I'm the boots.

[C]

Yeah, but no, for sure your dad's American.

[A]

It's weird. When I met him, I did not expect it. It's kind of awesome.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

He's like my dad. He's just like an American, but he's also a Mexican. Speak Spanish.

[C]

Yeah, I know. Like. Like I told you, Booty just crossed the mortars. So you can be a citizen. Take them right back.

[B]

So when he moved to east la, was it. It was a regular place.

[C]

He was already over here. They brought him over here to la. I think when he was like. I think he Came down when he was 6, 14 or 13 or something like that. He came down from LA, from Mexico, from. And then. Yeah.

[A]

I just don't understand like the way he talks. Yeah, talks more like I do.

[C]

Really?

[A]

What do you mean really?

[C]

I can see what you're saying. He just.

[A]

He's got no like I'm Spanish my pop. He speaks and enunciates.

[C]

Yeah, he's just that. He's just that hard working Mexican Drake by the book and you know, I mean one of those dads, you know.

[A]

Wild, isn't it? Old school dad you would never expect. He walks up, what's up man? It's like you selling weed to that guy or something. Like my dad, like. That's your dad? He's water polo coach. What is he?

[C]

Yeah, my dad's real. He's real quiet, keeps himself and.

[A]

But I get why Matthew looks the way he does. Yeah, he looks like a water polo half Mexican white kid. You know what I'm saying? That looks like American. Like your dad's American. It's really funny dude. And you're just all straight edge. It's a weird. He's like Chad Hanks. Due to the family. How the you turn out like that dog? It's like I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, there's only a few. A few of us that were, you know, like we only had like maybe about what about six, seven of us that were like gang members went the bad way and then everyone else was

[A]

just the opposite with the cool way.

[C]

Opposite, Opposite.

[A]

I would have beat the out of you. That was my kid. Hey, pick up your pants. No, I'm gonna beat the out of you. Then I would have showed up to school with you. My grandma did that to my uncle. My uncle is younger than me. Dude, I was high as. I'm in the 12th grade. I'm walking back from lunch because I'm high as I just. Is that my grandma? Great. No, the only lady in the world. I don't want to see me high. And I saw her and I just try to, you know, remember playing off being high.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

When you're younger you feel like you're

[C]

walking like you don't want to look good in the eyes.

[A]

Yeah, you're like. You're walking with cartoon hands and.

[C]

Hi, grandma.

[A]

Why are you here, Carlos? She sat with my uncle for every school period for two weeks straight. Because he wouldn't do his work or nothing. He kept acting up. She sat with him next to him in class. My dad did that to my sister one time oh really? For a whole day sat with her. I thought it was cool. I never get to see this. I'm like, dad, why are you here? Why don't you tell me you're gonna be here? You never show up to.

[C]

Yeah, no, it wasn't that bad. My mom would. I don't think my mom never showed up, but she'll whip my ass after.

[A]

Oh, for real?

[C]

Yo.

[A]

Oh, I know you might beat your ass. Most of the Mexican ladies don't. Oh yeah, that's where their kids are. Cholos.

[C]

No, I was local with that, bro.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Did she throw shoes?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

I never got the shoe thing. I'm just gonna dodge it.

[C]

No, I told you. Did I ever tell you that one time I. I don't know what I did. And I tried taking off on her running. I swear, bro, I got that door, I shut it. And that chocolate made it right through the door, bro. As I closed it, took your whole monster that hit me, boom, right in the face, bro. I closed it like the broom. Wild, bro. Damn good with that.

[A]

Yeah, we should have her come on here and just start rushing.

[C]

Not only that, but I used to

[A]

always tell mom come in.

[C]

I used to tell her she was get that chocolate because, well, cuz you come from a ranch and I know you used to throw rocks for fun all the time.

[A]

I feel like we're related somehow.

[C]

So you know what I mean? So that's why she was good, bro. Cuz that's. That's what you do when you there in the ranch, throw rocks.

[A]

Genuinely. Because he's the same color as my grandma.

[C]

Same color from Texas. We say same color. Cutless.

[A]

There he goes, iced tea again. Look at iced tea. Okay, hold on real quick.

[B]

How many dabs you been taking though, is the question.

[C]

Me? How many what?

[B]

Dabs. How many dabs lit have you been taken in life?

[C]

In life, bro? Too many, bro.

[B]

Oh, too many?

[C]

Are you kidding me? Okay, dabs, I want to say over recently full.

[A]

Oh, recently in your life, like in your daily life?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

I think.

[A]

I think about not calculate how many dabs.

[C]

Maybe two dabs, three dabs a night. Like maybe not at night, but like maybe before by 8 o' clock I'll start taking a few dabs because I don't know, for some reason they burned me out, you know, so it kind of helps me out to just knock out, you know, So I use it like that.

[B]

Jays by day, dabs by night.

[C]

Yeah, there you go. Okay, take a. Dad. I used to try taking like this One takes dabs all day. I do that. No, bro, at 12:01 o' clock for I'm nodding out.

[B]

Off the rig or off the puff girl?

[C]

Either, bro. That hash me out, bro. You know what I mean? It does, man.

[A]

Remember we used to smoke a lot together. That was crazy.

[C]

We used to waste it.

[A]

Waste it. You used to kidding me.

[C]

We used to take one grab and

[A]

I wasn't really asking, I was just talking.

[C]

This guy.

[A]

I was just saying like. Remember when you used to get highway and you know you're scared I became a grandfather scared.

[C]

It's just that.

[A]

Oh, oh, she's a grandpa.

[C]

I don't feel that I need that much to get high if honestly you don't. You know what I mean?

[A]

I get it. It's not the highness, it's the fun.

[C]

Yeah, I get it. But after a while you're like that it's too much smoke, that I'm just aligned my body. I'm already high.

[A]

I'm trying to relate to me while we were going through my lung detox. You know me, right? No, I'm not going to agree with you, dude.

[C]

Yeah fool. I mean I. I bet you I smoke. Maybe that's you. Maybe not even half of what you smoke now. You know, in a day, you know, I'll smoke maybe, maybe two. Not even two joints like this in a day, bro. This guy, I don't know, up east pool.

[A]

Remember that used to say that to me so much.

[C]

I just don't smoke that much.

[A]

Be scared. Did you want to dab or not? I think you do. I got you. Okay, real quick. You know, before we do this, I have a segment. I have a segment I want to introduce you to. We're starting it today and it's only going to be for one guy ever. And it's you. Are you ready for the segment?

[C]

What up?

[B]

It's called Florida UFC fight.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Come on in. Kane Velasquez beat the out of this guy. It. Hold on. Just one thing at a time. Put the rest on your. Your table. All right. Put it on. Yeah. This segment's called Stuff I've never seen Cholo eat. Are you ready? Stuff as cholo's never eaten before. I haven't got the words down yet. I've been smoking weed all day. But here's a. Here's that. I want to see you drink it. Drink it. You can't read it for you don't get your reading glasses on.

[B]

Who you.

[A]

Who you fooling?

[C]

No, I'm just saying it's Drink It.

[A]

No, it's a really masculine, cool drink. Throw up your gang sign while you drink it.

[C]

Drink. I don't drink Starbucks.

[B]

This a political thing.

[A]

Stops at Starbucks all the time.

[C]

No, I don't.

[A]

Yeah, he does.

[C]

Stop. I got another. I got another coffee shop, but it's not Starbucks.

[A]

Drink that real quick. We've never seen a cholo drinking before.

[C]

No, not only that food, but, you know, I'm not. Not eating sugar right now. I don't know if you don't know this.

[A]

Stop.

[C]

But I'm not.

[A]

Stop it.

[C]

I'm not. I haven't eaten sugar for already, like

[A]

about two hours, five days. Two hours. It's not sugar.

[C]

Sugar free. Since Monday, it's sugar free.

[B]

You know, that's made for sugar free.

[C]

I would drink it, but.

[A]

Take a sip, dude.

[C]

No, you're good.

[A]

Take a sip. It's a segment called I've never seen cholos eat.

[C]

No, I know, and that's a fact. I don't. I don't go to Starbucks. What up?

[B]

This is some Guinness World Record coffee.

[C]

That's a coffee. It's not a coffee.

[A]

I put ube in it.

[C]

That's a.

[A]

Give me it. I'll show you. It has ube in it. I made it purple so it'd be girly. So you would see you drinking a girly drink. It's ube. It's a Frappuccino, man. Promise it is. Actually, they have that option to turn it purple. Take one sip.

[B]

Don't I expect them to analyze the nutrition for.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

No, I don't really drink Starbucks food. I don't support Starbucks. Remember I told you this.

[A]

No, you have never told me your stance on boycotting of something.

[B]

Never have his political affiliations.

[A]

Get out of here.

[C]

Never have, bro. I mean, dude, you're.

[A]

I know your live face. And that's the live face. That's the live face, fool.

[C]

You know?

[A]

You think I forgot?

[C]

Seriously?

[A]

You think I forgot? You would have told me that. You think I forget?

[C]

I don't support.

[A]

It's already bought. It's already bought.

[B]

It's got his name on it.

[A]

Take a little drink.

[C]

Okay, so. Okay, I'll probably take a little.

[A]

No, literally, us it, fool.

[C]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

It's the segment.

[B]

We're making history.

[A]

Oh, he thinks we drugged it. We didn't drug it full.

[C]

No.

[A]

We didn't put anything in it.

[C]

No. I brought this full food right now. And he didn't want to eat it because he thought I.

[B]

We were skeptical.

[A]

Now all of a sudden, this is the segment. I got four things for you to try. It's sealed. Four drinks. It's sealed drinks. I said four things for you to try. Yeah, but n. Bro, take a nibble and then pass it on.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

Raspberry sauce. Read the thing. I can read it from.

[C]

I'll drink some right now. But let's go.

[B]

Let's.

[C]

Let's go to the next one and we'll come back.

[A]

I got you stuff. Chos won't eat.

[C]

Are you going to keep giving me drinks and drinks?

[A]

What?

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay. I was like, boy, this was gonna

[A]

bring the next drink. All right, that Bring the next drink. You keep giving me drinks. Something I know cholos never drink. Protein water.

[C]

All right, I'll take some protein.

[A]

That's the first thing I said. I'm like, he's gonna be like that. I ain't drinking that. And that's the one you're all right with.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

Ever since you became a grandpa, yours is.

[C]

You know what?

[A]

Because it's just dumb.

[C]

Is infused water.

[A]

I know what it is.

[C]

This is good stuff for you.

[A]

Drink you some. See, it's sealed. I didn't with it.

[C]

Oh, for sure.

[B]

But the same company that owns Starbucks made the water, by the way.

[C]

It's like an energy drink or something.

[A]

It's protein water.

[C]

Well, yeah, sometimes they.

[A]

I know you can't read that, but I bought you a protein water to try. I've never seen a cholo drink protein before.

[C]

Really?

[A]

This is the segment. I don't want that. That's the point.

[C]

I just seen a guy drinking these right now at the market.

[A]

Not a gang, not a cholo.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't believe you. He couldn't even read that. You don't even know what he's read.

[B]

You know what?

[C]

He had this horrible.

[A]

Bro, it's kratom. Boy, you didn't even read it. It's kratom, you dummy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding. It's not kratom. Could you imagine if I gave him some cradle that'd be up and people can't read close.

[B]

Blatantly didn't read it.

[A]

No, he definitely looked at it and he went all infused and he didn't even read the word infused. He just said it and he did this. I don't want nobody know I wear glasses.

[B]

Protein.

[C]

I can see. I just. I just can't see those little small letters. It says protein. Very big. So I see it. Meal.

[A]

Try it. No, I did try the other one. Let me try it.

[C]

There you go. Try it, man.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Come on.

[A]

Oh, yes.

[C]

Out of here. Try that.

[A]

You can't even see if I drink it.

[C]

Try it. Well, come on. Take a little sip.

[A]

That's disgusting.

[C]

Tasted.

[B]

I did.

[A]

Made me take a. I just drank. Tastes like mixed berry frozen. Simple truth, free form, no artificial flavor water.

[C]

This is like something.

[A]

It tastes like medicine.

[C]

You know what it looks like? It tastes almost like they put that iron medicine. You know, the iron, the taste.

[A]

Say like you're from Baltimore medicine.

[C]

Gross.

[A]

I wish. I wish Ryan Sickler talked like that burn, but he doesn't. Here.

[B]

Almost.

[A]

That's dookie.

[C]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Try that one.

[C]

Starbucks.

[A]

That's a collagen protein water. I googled things white women eat. I swear to God. It's in my recent searches. Things white women, collagen protein, sparkling water. Try it. It'll turn you into a white one. You talking about that credit going. Your insurance going through vmri drink that. Dude. Automatically approved. You can't even read it.

[C]

It says vitamin C. No, it doesn't. I didn't see me where? Oh, you're blind.

[A]

No, there's 40 things on it right there. That's not that. Read it again. Doesn't say vitamin C. It does.

[C]

It does.

[A]

I can see it, man.

[C]

Anyways. Wait, what's all.

[A]

Drink it.

[C]

What is this? Grapefruit?

[B]

This is like a review.

[C]

It's a blood orange.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I bought it.

[C]

I. With the blood orange.

[A]

Drink it. Collagen protein water. Cholo dude. Ride a skateboard and drink it like dog face.

[B]

Oh, there you go.

[A]

I have a skateboard in my trunk. Oh, I didn't drive.

[C]

That's not bad.

[A]

Drink the whole thing with no hands. Put your teeth over it.

[C]

It's all right. That one's not bad at all.

[A]

Make it disappear. That's it. What's your review on it, man.

[B]

Regular water. Just like regular water.

[A]

Can you write that down? Mari water. Cannabis infused water. Can we get the. The. The Domain? I'll start trademarking that tonight. I'll go buy the Domain right now. Marijuana.

[B]

Oh, wow. Wow.

[A]

Not a maker. Not a maker. That's why Jad named you. That's why dad named you. Joe Dirt said another maker. That's how we just got that.

[C]

Did you get it?

[A]

Let's go. Can you drink a little bit of your purple frappuccino?

[C]

This tastes okay.

[A]

All right, the foam's going away.

[C]

Oh, don't try it. I like it.

[A]

I want to see a cholo drink

[C]

a purple drink when the foam goes down

[A]

like that. Daddy Say that I like scraping. A scramble like that. Scraping for stuff. Say it. All right, so OG Has. What is it? Marazol. That Mexican liquid instead of P. Diddy oil. That's what he uses anyways. Say I like scraping and scrambling.

[C]

They taste like little diet drinks.

[A]

Not even listen to anything you're saying. Take a drink of that.

[C]

I'll do that.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

Well, yeah.

[A]

No, actually, I got that here. And I paid to get here faster so it wouldn't melt.

[C]

Take a drink of this at the end because all that tastes horrible. If I drink this, it's gonna make that taste. I'm not gonna like it. So. Yeah, that.

[A]

Wait,

[C]

I'm not gonna mix the. You know.

[A]

You don't have to mix it.

[C]

Drink some water. I'll wait for that. That way at least I'll drink.

[A]

You sound like a little kid that's like.

[C]

I mean, I'm pretty sure I would

[A]

go up there, but I'm scared. I'm not scared. I mean, my mom wouldn't let me up there. And she'll get real mad if I go up there, so I'll keep watch. Your mom's not gonna know. She'll know that's you. She goes to another school. Stop asking. I see right now. No. If I drink that, it would make the stuff I drank before taste like. Even though I said it tasted like. So I'll drink that at the end so that doesn't taste like when I already said it sucks. You're a lion, man. You're a lie. Not my dad when he's on drugs.

[C]

Here.

[A]

He's not making any sense.

[C]

You put them in there?

[A]

Yeah, I put some in there. After he takes a dab.

[C]

Is it on?

[A]

No, it's gonna vibrate. And when it vibrates, you inhale on it.

[C]

What's your favorite part?

[A]

You should put your mouth over it. And you hang. Hang on to it with your lips. Swing it.

[C]

The most favorite part, where you work

[B]

the joystick with your nose, actually.

[A]

Oh, Marty.

[B]

That's where.

[A]

I love that. You work the joystick with your nose. That's crazy.

[C]

See?

[A]

What the.

[C]

Man.

[A]

I love that. That was great. Keep hitting it. No, you're good. I'm gonna get a topper that has a mustache at the top of the puff, girl. So I hit it. Cuz I have a little mustache every time I rip it. We're getting a lot of ideas just looking at you. You're like a caricature today. Look at the picture of him still upside down on the tv. It's don't even change it. Leave it.

[C]

Turn it back around the other way

[A]

so it looks like you're picking up couches on your tippy toes.

[C]

Yeah, it looks pretty.

[A]

It looks like. And your shoelaces are up.

[B]

Looks like he's got an ankle from this angle.

[A]

Looks.

[B]

Looks.

[A]

That's the Raiders ankle monitor. So I know where the fans are at all times.

[C]

I was dying in pain, bro.

[A]

No, you're not. You're smiling.

[C]

Well, I'm saying that's what helped me out. I was smiling there already because it was already working.

[B]

Is this a one time thing or you're doing this show all the time?

[C]

No, I don't do it. No, I don't need to, but. Well, I'm gonna say it. It fixed about 70 of it, and I deal with 30 of it, which is in bad. It's the way it was before, bro. I felt like the arm was gonna fall off, bro.

[B]

From like, months of, like, hanging upside down with us.

[A]

No, I did that only for about tech.

[C]

I want to say like about no

[A]

more than 70 days.

[C]

More than 10 times.

[A]

70 days straight. Nothing big.

[C]

I'll do it twice a day every day for like, about a week.

[A]

Okay, 14 times in a week.

[B]

That's insane. Yeah,

[C]

I would say for about. I'll stay like that for about five minutes. Yeah,

[A]

he's losing memories every couple seconds.

[C]

I mean, it's actually bad for you.

[B]

Imagine getting fired like that.

[A]

Hey, you're a hazard, dude. You're out of here.

[B]

Get the out of here.

[C]

Yeah. Is it not. We're good, though.

[A]

No, we're not. Your shoulder's up. You got mri. I didn't do nothing but hurt.

[C]

Shoulder has been jacked up already.

[A]

No, it hasn't.

[C]

Well, it's not that it's been jacked up, but it's for been jacked up,

[A]

I think in rebuttal him once and he like, you're right.

[C]

I was like, man, I up in 2019. So it's been.

[A]

It's been a minute, right? That was.

[C]

It's been. It's been a minute.

[A]

All right, you ready? Remember when you just didn't participate in our. In our thing? That was so cool.

[C]

I drank two of your drinks already.

[A]

You drank two of the drinks in a can. Are you ready for the last thing? I've never seen cholos eat. Are you ready? Take a bite of that. It's avocado toast. I've never seen a cholo eat avocado toast in my life. They're not allowed to go out of Their neighborhood, you know, And Mexican spots don't sell avocado toast.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Hey, well, that's avocado.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

I love avocado toast.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

I mean, in the same breath.

[C]

I'm eating the.

[A]

In the same sentence, full circle.

[C]

What you put on it right here.

[A]

What do I put on it? It's se. It was sealed, man.

[C]

Hey, you know. Hey, Rocco, give me a napkin, fool. Here, here.

[A]

I got you Starbucks Napkin. The. You support Shout out.

[B]

OG And Mindy came with full catering

[A]

today, and then he just didn't want to eat the stuff we brought. What a rude guy.

[C]

What do you mean?

[B]

All right, That's a good point.

[A]

It's pretty good. Wow. Years of gang banging just disappearing with every taste bud explosion.

[B]

Gentrification.

[C]

What's wrong with you?

[A]

Gentrification in real time. Oh, he's got dress shoes on. Oh, my God. Dress shoes. Oh, my God. He's wearing an Eddie Bauer shirt. I thought that was a pro club. The chance of vacation.

[C]

Remember?

[A]

In Beauty and the Beast turns back into a dude. He's floating at the end. That's him right now. He's turning into what his dad wished.

[B]

Yeah. Whoa, cowboy hat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Boots.

[A]

That's you not boosting door Explorer. Full wearing boots.

[C]

Oh, okay. Hey, where'd you get this at? She's pretty good.

[A]

Eat all of it. Oh, you did before 800 milligrams, dude.

[C]

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it. You.

[A]

No, I wouldn't do that. I'm just kidding.

[C]

There is some on top right here.

[A]

It's pepper.

[C]

That's not pepper food. It's some liquid.

[A]

Oh, it's called balsamic vinegar, man. It's on top of avocado toast. I love that you have to be that scared.

[C]

What's up, Rocco? What is this?

[B]

Look at this.

[A]

What is this?

[C]

That's what it looks.

[A]

Is this hard bread?

[C]

Looks like some hard.

[A]

Is this burnt bread? It's called toast.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I've only eaten that with weenies. That's what a true Mexican would say.

[C]

Come on. I'm gonna take this over, you know,

[A]

hey, say the word sandwich.

[C]

Sandwich.

[A]

Oh, that sound like an. Like a European dude doing an American accent that sounded forced, imitating his dad. And yeah, sandwich. Because every fool I've ever met from East LA and or Merced says sandwich.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I heard it. Maybe I could.

[A]

I heard it, you say.

[C]

I probably might have said it like that. For sure.

[A]

We talked about it last time. How you say it.

[C]

Only did I say it like that. All right, here you go.

[B]

Do you guys see? As of today, apparently Elon Musk is going to become the first trillionaire.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

So apparently SpaceX was a private company and it went to the stock market today, which is going to launch him into being a trillionaire.

[A]

I thought there was already a trillionaire. Screwed up, wasn't he? He had a whole room full of

[B]

gold that only added up to like a couple hundred grand.

[A]

He's become more American as he eats. Take another bite. Take another bite. That mustache is going to fall off.

[C]

It's the stickers.

[A]

My name is Paul. That's what you're going to say. You can call me Pasquale. Drink that drink already. One little babysit, man. Yeah, the foam's all melted.

[B]

Just wait till it's completely melted.

[A]

And a nice Armenian that smell like cigarettes brought that, man. Yeah, dude, come on, we're in la. You know an Armenian brought that.

[B]

We saw a set of Armenians hop off and pull out the young Jeezy too, by the way.

[A]

Shout out to them some Armenia pulls across our way. Hopped in McLaren just heard Jeezy puppet. Hell, I did not expect that. What are you scared of, dude? Down here, it's our time. All right, there. It's their time, right? That's not the Goonies full. That's. That's. It's Inception. Just made you think it was the Goonies. You never see Inception then.

[C]

Never mind. Oh, really?

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah, you're the one with the information. Have you seen it? Really?

[C]

No. I thought you wanted me to start debating about it and you can tell me.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's from the Goonies. We know that Inception is about some. That's not real Same. No, yeah. Inception is kind of like the Goonies.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[A]

They steal a bike. A brother does steal a bike. He has a red bandana.

[C]

Also, they're not like, trying to actually make fun of the movie. Like, you know, they have Scary movie or not.

[A]

No, Inception is kind of like the Goonies, kind of the same story. You should watch it.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

When you get done with it, call me.

[C]

That was just. You know what other movies like that.

[A]

Was it called Black Klansman?

[C]

Something Ate Something, Eight Ball or what was it called just recently?

[A]

Eight Ball and mjg? Is that what you're saying?

[C]

No, you.

[A]

Oh, sorry.

[B]

What's OG's thoughts on this UFC? It's supposed to be going down tomorrow night.

[A]

I don't think he knows. Explain.

[B]

This is supposed to be the biggest sports event. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But also, they built up this stage on the White House lawn.

[A]

On the lawn of the White.

[B]

Not really, considering that it's supposed to. I mean it's supposed to like rain and thunderstorm and all this like kind of weird, kind of goofy, kind of strange.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

This is supposed to happen.

[A]

What are your thoughts on it?

[C]

Man, I didn't even know if they're having.

[A]

Now that you know

[C]

that they're going to have it in the middle of thunderstorm and all that.

[A]

Say. Say we didn't say that.

[C]

That sounds.

[A]

What do you think about the White House?

[B]

The idea of the UFC going down on the White House.

[A]

This.

[C]

That had. Well, it's kind of you say die hard new that I've never would thought they would ever do something like that. There actually a UFC fight and like that. You can actually bring whole crowd to a fight there at the White House.

[A]

It's weird inside the White House, in the kitchen.

[C]

This guy didn't have it on there because that's supposed to be like, you know. You know that's supposed to just have anybody there like that. Bro, you're gonna have the whole wet over how many thousands of people?

[A]

Oh no. They're only letting 50 people in. No, for they're only gonna do the surrounding. Look at the. Look at this picture.

[B]

It does look tiny.

[A]

Oh my God. Are you me? It really is small.

[B]

Yeah, it's just a little.

[A]

Oh, I was joking. There's gonna be no spectators there.

[B]

There is a couple like seats around, but.

[A]

Oh, I was joking. That's like 40 seats.

[B]

But it's up on this pedestal. Like I want to see him on the grass. That would have been sick if they're on the grass.

[C]

So that means this fool's. And they're going to be charging a lot for this fight.

[A]

Y. I want to get on stage and pretend it's you guys and just talk. I would have so much fun and get in fights. Sorry.

[B]

The idea of a roast on the White House lawn, I mean, is possible.

[A]

He says, really?

[C]

Like do you hear that?

[A]

It feels like Jerry Garcia is in my head like half baked.

[C]

Really Me that barely started hitting me now.

[B]

What?

[C]

This. After I started drinking, this started hitting me.

[A]

The protein water.

[C]

Once I drink the sugar something it just.

[A]

There's no. They're sugar free, man.

[C]

It don't matter. Whatever. Just the mixture. Whatever the it is.

[B]

The system's very delicate. You got you introduced protein.

[C]

There you go. The protein kicked in.

[A]

Protein.

[C]

Yeah. But probably that's what made edible kicking. Cuz I wasn't feeling it. And Then all of a sudden I took those drinks and.

[A]

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[C]

I don't with Starbucks food. I'm not gonna lie.

[A]

We know that. So take a baby sip.

[C]

So I just, you know, I don't want to.

[A]

It's in front of you in the shot. We're gonna make a Starbucks post for you and tag Starbucks and put influencer on it. Do not take a drink of that. You want me to take a drink first? You don't trust me? Give me it. I'll try. I hate coffee. I'll try it first. Dick.

[C]

No, and the thing is that I. I don't with coffee neither. I mean, no, no, Mindy, I only with coffee in the morning. I don't with coffee at night.

[A]

Yeah, so take a sip. That's all we need. So you could try it because the Cholo's never drank this drink in life.

[C]

What do you mean

[A]

stop? Well, weed and wait. You saw my Starbucks? You supposed to support Starbucks.

[C]

You were there I passed by and I'm like, what's that cholo doing tonight? No,

[A]

I never drink coffee.

[B]

That doesn't look like coffee to me.

[A]

It's UBE powder to make it purple.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I try to make it girly.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I've never drank coffee and that was pretty good. It's vanilla bean cream Frappuccino with.

[B]

Oh, yeah, now you're trying sauce.

[A]

UBE powder. Try it, jerk.

[C]

One baby.

[B]

So nutritious.

[A]

One baby sip. A little baby sip.

[C]

The. Is this.

[A]

The more you hold it, the more you look like you love Starbucks. So just take a sip. It's UBE powder, man. I just drank it. Just drink in front of you. Take a half a sip, man. You ashed it right in. It didn't drink it again.

[C]

Make sure actually you know what it tastes like. I'm like a little cake.

[A]

It's ube, fool.

[C]

Oh, whatever.

[A]

Ube.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think we know what that is. Some sort of protein or something.

[A]

Uh, some powder. I did lick the foam off.

[C]

No, I did not. Bad lick.

[A]

Take it off and get him up. Get a foam mustache.

[C]

This guy.

[A]

Can you get a low picture of the Starbucks in frame and like just on. On OG we're gonna.

[B]

Oh, yeah, this is brand.

[A]

This is a branded up brand ambassador. He loves Starbucks. He loves Cortez's and Starbucks OG's.

[B]

Completely out of frame right now.

[A]

Hey, go this way, man.

[C]

That's pretty good. It's not bad.

[A]

I didn't even try. I faked it. Was it good? I didn't even taste it. I drank halfway up and let it go. I thought you would see it. I pulled the old faculty on you when the girl undoes it with her alien.

[C]

That's why I want to drink a lot of it. Just in case you did put something in it.

[A]

There's nothing. It was a sealed Starbucks cup.

[C]

I took a little.

[B]

That's how they get you.

[C]

Yeah, look at. I can steal it back. Give me the little cover. I'll sell it right back for you.

[A]

Stuff we see white people eat on the daily.

[C]

Try it. Seriously, it tastes like, like.

[A]

No, no, seriously, seriously.

[C]

Like a cake.

[A]

No, seriously.

[C]

You literally drank a cake.

[A]

No, seriously, this.

[B]

This is for my people, right?

[C]

This guy,

[A]

Apple's way more down than you are. This is right on par.

[B]

This is a little bit too sweet for me. I'm like.

[A]

I put hella sweet stuff in it to make it girly.

[B]

Yeah, I put.

[A]

So I thought they were going to line the cup with sauce to make it look Cool. They didn't.

[B]

I drink black rust oil and ask

[A]

me for a flat white.

[B]

All right. I treated myself to the flower.

[A]

Oh my God. Black rust oil. Sounds sick.

[C]

That doesn't sound sick. Is that what you got?

[A]

Yeah, that's what it's called. Black rust oil, dude.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Starbucks. You haven't been there?

[C]

Maybe like some. Like some strong.

[B]

No, I'm saying I only drink black coffee seven days a week for the past like that.

[C]

How about that Vietnamese stray?

[B]

I don't straight.

[C]

That coffee's wild. I drink one of that and had me there shaking. Tripping, bro. So I felt like I did a line of meth.

[B]

No.

[C]

Back in the days.

[A]

I swear he doesn't even know what meth feels like.

[C]

Wired. Yeah, bro.

[A]

That's a good hat.

[B]

That's good enough.

[A]

Hey, you try this

[C]

guy. What is that a Q tips? Oh, I thought it was a Q tips food.

[A]

Let me try a Q tip.

[C]

I thought it was a Q tip.

[A]

How would you taste it?

[C]

Well, I know I sounds like this food. What the hell is he trying to do?

[A]

You should be on that side.

[C]

Okay, but what is this though?

[A]

I'll show you right now.

[B]

Hold it.

[A]

Check it out. I'll tell you before you take it. I'm just give you some mystery powder for this is from Bear Lab. I think it's called. Yep, Bear Lab. And it's called Moroccan Peaches. Smell it. Edible dabs. It's an edible made with hash, but you eat it.

[C]

And how much is a little scoop?

[A]

A little scoop is 10 milligrams one full scoop ampersand. It's called by Blue River. Try it. Little bit of DMT in there. I was waiting to hit your tongue before I let you know. Super small trace of tmt.

[B]

It said DMT light. Yeah, it's like it's boot like black market dmt.

[A]

Oh my God.

[C]

A little powder. What you say? Like some little rocks crumbling the powder, dude. Yeah, like little sand. Like little sand grades. Little sand. Little.

[B]

So it's just edibles that look like dabs.

[A]

There's a little bit of DMT in this. You think I'm joking here, you guys. Marty, they said not enough to trip out. I got this in. In Seattle.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

What the. Are you kidding me?

[A]

I'm not kidding you. I wanted to wait till you took it because if I take. If you take it, I'll take it. He'll take it. He said it on the triple. Read it right there. What the. He said not enough to like freak the out. Here, try it or read it. Sign the box. They make it Seattle. I don't know how it's legal.

[B]

Oh,

[A]

I was trying to around but I caught that. Spilled all my water. Spilled all my water all over. It's okay. I'll pour some more water.

[B]

I don't understand though. You dab this also and you can eat it in between dabs.

[A]

It's THC and dmt. You guys think I'm around. Look at the box here. Told me is all about the psych. It's not. I mean, look, I took it. I'm not even tripping.

[B]

Look at this little baby scooper though. What are you supposed to do with this?

[C]

Yeah, bro, just plop it.

[A]

Watch. I see. Let me see the box. He can't reach it up close. I know, I know. And that's why I made you read it. So he couldn't read it first and read that it said DMT on it. I just. I knew he couldn't read it. I'm. I'm an. I am an. But it's okay. See? Small badge. Handcrafted. Open your mind.

[B]

Yummy. Dmt.

[A]

I'm not kidding here.

[B]

I mean this couldn't look more like a dmt.

[A]

It literally is a DMT molecule on the box. Marty, you see it?

[B]

Yep.

[C]

What are the.

[A]

Tell me if you feel it. I don't feel. He said you're not going to feel it unless you take the whole thing. It's micro doing.

[B]

Use spoon to scoop powder, place on tongue, let dissolve, swish around mouth for.

[A]

Oh my God. I feel a little warm in back of my head. I've never done dmt. I don't know what that feels like.

[B]

Amber sand.

[C]

I've done dmt, but.

[A]

But not like that.

[B]

Not edible dab.

[C]

See?

[A]

See? Expand your mind. Open your mind. And it says point one in the whole. The whole thing. There's 0.1 of DNT in the entire box.

[C]

Which will do. Which.

[A]

Oh, it was full.

[C]

Which will do nothing.

[A]

I shot that spoon. What happened? You got up.

[C]

You tripping. I dropped my.

[A]

You tripping already.

[C]

Because his pockets are too damn too gang banger.

[A]

Really big Damn dog. I work 48s but I only need 36s. That's you. I keep a 12 inch on me of jeans. Don't be scared, dude. Do you feel anything or no?

[C]

No.

[A]

Are you scared?

[C]

No.

[A]

I think you are scared. That's what you got up. Do you know what to do?

[C]

No, actually.

[A]

So I saw water all over all of my stuff, so I was just wiping it off. How you feeling man out the dmt. I knew you wouldn't be able to read it. That was the best part about this. All right, that concludes stuff I've never seen cholos eat. Thanks for being a terrible, terrible contestant. I appreciate it, dude. Hey, view this segment. I don't want to do that. Oh, thanks, man. No, I don't want to drink because I don't support that. But you know who I was praising before the election?

[B]

Some.

[A]

I don't support that. I know you're. I know your views have changed, but still. Did you see his head? Oh, you know what's really good? Monday, I have the. Oh, yesterday go check out Yola clip's channel. I dropped the animated story time. All right, next Mushroom OG at the Raider game. That's what I'm getting animated next. Mushroom story time. And then you at the Raider game. When I had. When all that happened, I'm gonna retell it and have them redo the whole thing to animation. It's gonna be fun.

[B]

The clip was so legendary because we. We had the actual footage.

[A]

When you're all walking, that's great thing. I wasn't recording. I was holding you up and they're showing us walk up to you.

[C]

I was up.

[A]

It was on my phone, but it wasn't me recording.

[B]

Could you imagine when at the Raiders get like stadium, the list of people that aren't allowed in. What that list looks like a thousand people long.

[A]

If you black out, you throw up, you're out. Isn't that crazy?

[B]

But it's just like cookie cutter lokes. Raiders.

[A]

Yeah, you're not gonna recognize. I saw a Mexican with a mustache and he had a. A naked lady tattoo on his arm. Like his jeans were huge and he was beating his wife. He had three kids with him. He thought it was his sisters, but they were his daughters. That's how young he is. That's you. Are you ready? Yeah, go get this.

[C]

No, I'm good. Why?

[B]

Now you got to dab after you eat the dmt. You got.

[A]

Do you really not feel anything?

[C]

What?

[A]

You feel anything off the powder?

[C]

No, I was already. I took that. Edible. Edible started kicking in. Remember I told you it was just starting to kick in, So I don't know what the.

[A]

How does it get again? Let's do it again. Edible kicked in or show the motion that you said the edible kicked in. Do it again.

[C]

Edible kicked in.

[A]

That was sick. That was really cool. All right, so you're a grandpa now. There's a water right there. It's full. It's just that clear. You didn't know eat that Chinese food.

[C]

Chinese food. That shit's pretty good. That's how I it up was the avocado and the the toast what up that made that edible just.

[A]

You think eating the avocado toast made your edible better? If that be the case, sir, I think people would take money on drugs if avocado toast boosted their high. I think you're high even make sense to eat the whole bottle. Oh, all of it.

[B]

Dude, we've never seen the cello slam

[A]

a whole bottle of water. We've never seen cholo slam a whole Bottle just mad dog 40s 2000s drink the whole thing.

[B]

Where's where's OG at with NBA Finals in the NHL Stanley Cup. We got both coming to a conclusion right now. He you don't got Nick Spurs.

[C]

What? Oh what happened? Did the spurs win yesterday or what happened? I didn't know. I watched the game the night before when they the when the Knicks came back.

[B]

I think the ship was probably tonight.

[C]

Oh, and then didn't they play yesterday or they came back where they went travel back over there or what?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

There was like a delay or something. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah yeah, yeah. Okay. So yeah, I'm telling you haven't watched basketball. I'm already started watching it it now that we don't got LeBron James. The hell why not? I can't stand that.

[A]

I'm saying you said you don't have LeBron James.

[C]

No, I said I can start watching now basketball watch the Lakers.

[B]

Oh, since they had LeBron.

[A]

I just said that. You just said LeBron James is gone. You said no.

[C]

Oh, my bad.

[B]

Yeah, he is gone.

[C]

I think so right? You say right.

[A]

I think you're making up and you don't even know.

[C]

Check it out, bro. Then I don't know then everything I've

[A]

been watching probably just what did you see?

[C]

News.

[A]

You saw an article saying LeBron James left the Lakers.

[B]

No.

[C]

Didn't. He wasn't gonna go. They're thinking about going to the warriors or some or not the word.

[A]

Where did you get this information?

[B]

He's still a member of the Lakers.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

But he's an unrestricted free agent following the expiration of his two year contract. He's in some weird gray area right now or some.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

You had a dream and then knew.

[C]

You're like I think that happened. They traded him or not trade him out there.

[A]

That's racist. Traded him.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

It's up. It's how you feeling, dude, now that you're not working at the spot no more. And then you have a little baby around your house because you're a grandpa now. And then your neck hurts. How's the life?

[C]

Pretty good. Not bad, actually. Better than ever.

[A]

Drink the whole water.

[B]

He's a full time male model, technically.

[A]

That is true. That is true. And you were also. Oh yeah, you might see OG at your local smoke shop. Oh, geez. Working with us with proper papers. He's been getting us and today he got us in the first shop in east la.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, got her first shot. Finding the same and yeah, right there.

[B]

What was the sales pitch when you went in there? How'd it go down?

[C]

Actually, it was cool, man. He already. I guess he already.

[A]

I was on FaceTime with him like a bad girlfriend. Leave me on FaceTime. When you go inside side, he was like, stay on FaceTime with me. I'm like, all right.

[C]

N cool, dude, you know, I'll coach you. Chill Right there. Alpha Smoke right there in east la. Pretty cool. Right away, right?

[A]

He walked in like this so he could hear me like in spongebob where he puts him under for the driving test. And then I was talking through his hat just in case he needed backup. It's like, how much are these? 24.99. And then he would repeat works.

[C]

That's true. Anyways, he took away no hesitation, bro.

[B]

Super sick.

[A]

No hesitation. Just took three days, but no hesitation.

[C]

It took a while while, you know, I didn't have. I never. I. I was better than. Now I'm carrying it myself.

[A]

I was kidding.

[C]

But I was there, you know.

[A]

So how you liking it, huh? Not working the DTPG no more. Now you have a little baby around your house. How is life? Don't. It's better than ever. And you stop talking.

[C]

Why not? What do you mean? It's been great, man. I've been chilling now actually stress free living the life right now, that's for sure.

[B]

What's next?

[C]

Next I got. We're working on something right now for sure. We got something going on. This guy, you know, I just. Hey, I had a lot of things going on, but you know, hey, sometimes doesn't work out, you know. So it.

[A]

What do you got going on, man? Got a lot going on, but sometimes doesn't work out.

[C]

Right now I'm just chilling right now. You know what I mean?

[A]

What's next though? He's like, what's your aspirations? Meaning goals? Well, we got not Asperger's aspirations, you know.

[C]

So we Got, we got the food business coming and we got the clothing and then, you know, we got proper papers as well.

[B]

It's cracking. I'm ready to leave a five star review.

[C]

Trying to just do the most, do better, you know what I mean? Try to get proper papers. More out there more than ever.

[B]

Because that bro, I like the idea of him just going in and demanding the wholesale just, you know what I mean?

[A]

You should go in there with your. Like that every time.

[C]

Should do that.

[B]

Like papers.

[A]

You've been a gang banging your whole life. Help us out. Gang banging for the, for the Lord. Gang banging for positivity. Oh, proper. A proper hit up.

[B]

Extortion.

[A]

Proper. No, not extortion. You can make money, you're making more money.

[B]

Yeah, no, yeah, exactly. This is like.

[A]

Yeah, remember that?

[C]

Make them an offer they can't refuse.

[A]

You should start walking. I love Indian food. Dog, that's. You start saying every time because you're gonna be like, he's Indian right by. No, he's Pakistani, dog. Whatever you know, you should do right when you walk in, like, do you have two same height chairs? Watch this. And then you do your shoulder trick where you sit on your shoulders so impressed, like, dog, give me the warehouse. Actually, you know what? I'm gonna open another store just to sell your paper. That's what's gonna happen now.

[B]

You walk in, you bring your own chairs, set them down right in the middle. As soon as they turn around upside

[A]

down, you're upside down.

[B]

No, that, it's on the boxes of the proper chairs. Yeah, you just stack up the propers,

[A]

your shoulders will be rocked out.

[C]

Oh, for sure.

[A]

You start taking peptides, it'd be really funny to see OG just get.

[B]

Yeah, but yeah, now the whole workout is on the proper boxes. He's doing that, he's doing the step ups, he's doing the push ups on them, everything.

[C]

What's the Peptides?

[A]

Peptides? You ever seen like Pepto Bismol? The pink? Yeah, it's

[C]

all right.

[A]

That first two letters is the same. Okay. And then you ever see the, the like the ocean, like with the tides? Okay, same thing. It's just ocean water, but it makes you really Peptides.

[B]

With Pepto Bismol?

[A]

Yeah, with Pepto Bismol. Wave is a Pepto Bismol. I. You know why I can say this? Because he's not paying attention. He'll only listen to the second time I say something. Are you ready for what peptides are? Yeah, peptides are like, go Rocco. Say it out loud.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It's like so that there's hormone treatments and then there's also just like natural chemicals that your body produces. That didn't help at all.

[C]

Incredible.

[A]

Wait a minute at all.

[C]

He said, is it a hormone? Wait, so that's.

[A]

So peptides, you say your hormone, you

[C]

know what they give, like when you want. Is that like to change your hormones around?

[A]

Yeah. Turn you to a chick?

[C]

Yeah. Well, yeah.

[B]

What do you think that drink?

[A]

Yeah, why do you think we want to give you that purple drink?

[C]

All right, explain that one more look at the girl. Explain it, bro. Cuz I. I guess I.

[A]

Ready. You have a hormone. Testosterone, as you get older, goes down. Peptide boosts that thing that makes the hormone naturally. That you can naturally build it again. It's not a steroid. Steroids is an external coming in. This is going in. Well, it goes in and makes your hormone start activating again. So if you have a hormone that like rebuilds your body, you know, when you get hurt, this peptide will make that hormone go super active and you'll start healing fast. So people like pasta was. I grew open again. Remember I told you his eye is wide open. This fool's all buff. He looks young as. Because he's taking the wolverine peptide that fixes you. So his hands getting better. The nerves are getting better in his arm. So that I'm about to take. Oh, I just got approved by my insurance to get peptides. I'm getting patches. I'm not doing this needle. I'm good. But it's for the wolverine.

[C]

One for.

[A]

And I'll put it in my back.

[C]

So wait me. You're not getting needles so you can inject this?

[A]

No, that's. They do like John, he's on hella peptides right now. And every morning he has to hit himself with a needle. Like six of them. I'm good.

[C]

What the.

[A]

You do twice a day? I believe so. No thanks. I don't like needles, but I can do patches. I'm doing patches and I'm gonna try to fix my back. The wolverine, you know wolverine fixes natural, right? I just.

[C]

Well, it can't be naturally. What the.

[A]

I just explain this to you.

[C]

You're injecting that into your stomach. Fool. What the. Fool.

[A]

Even if. All right, ready. You take a pill every day. Does this make you feel better?

[C]

Why? It depends. I mean, yeah, I don't know about.

[A]

It's natural, full. It activates what's already in your body

[B]

to work at Amazon.

[A]

That's it. That's it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So you know what Girls, estrogen slows down come from.

[C]

Is it a, is it a man made chemical?

[A]

Man made a natural like chemical that your body makes but your body doesn't

[B]

make enough of it.

[C]

So how do we kind of like dmt? So how do we, how do we get it though?

[A]

Get it from a doctor.

[C]

How does the doctor get it? I know where we can get it. But how do they make it? Where does it come from?

[A]

Taking protein like it's just a supplement. Oh, he's saying what is it?

[C]

Yeah, where, like where does this come from?

[A]

Is it made out of a plant? Is it made out of a synthetic? I think, I think sometimes it's made out of plants and foods and stuff but there's other ways to like look at that. You're going to tell me that's not peptides in the picture?

[C]

That's straight up, just straight up some Mexican.

[A]

Do you say Mexican? First, I didn't know where you were going.

[B]

Second, they synthesize them.

[C]

Go.

[B]

They're formed in protein rich foods, meat, eggs, dairy. Out of foods naturally or they make it synthetically or synthetic.

[A]

But it's not like taking the steroid. The steroid unnaturally makes you. Yeah, this is like, hey, your testosterone's low, hits you with it and your testosterone start activating again because you're getting older. That's it.

[C]

Okay, okay.

[A]

So it's like hey, this one for your cells is going low. I want to take the one that makes my cells regenerate faster and that's it.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

So it's like a super pill or it's a super shot. I'm getting peptide patches for my back to see if it helps. So I'm tired of my back hurting every day. Yeah, I feel you and I'm not trying to take.

[C]

No, let me know how it works for you and then maybe I'll try it. For sure.

[A]

Watch me get taller.

[B]

You might have a couple five, six inches.

[A]

Could you imagine if I got tall? I gained an inch from a back decompression.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. No you used to be tough before me. You were, you were tall.

[A]

Meal you used to be tall. I just said I got taller.

[C]

He used to be tall.

[B]

Yeah, back in the day.

[A]

Remember when I used to do. Remember when you're like up. He's uppies. And then I was so tall that you couldn't even reach. So you would just climb my jeans

[C]

up to my shirt.

[A]

Remember that's why all my shirts were stretched.

[C]

Yeah, I remember.

[A]

That's why I started wearing white shoes.

[B]

11 so the back issues started.

[A]

That's where my back issue started. I was holding up a whole little new new coming gang banger. I was like, oh, get off me, dude. All your baggage is heavy. You're like, no, no.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The more and more affiliated he got, it was heavier and heavier.

[A]

And remember the first time we started weight lifting?

[C]

I remember.

[A]

Remember the first time I got you on the bench? The little.

[B]

What was it?

[A]

Little tights.

[C]

Talking about memory.

[A]

Little tykes that had the blue weights. Little kid ones.

[C]

I remember that. You know for sure I remember that.

[A]

You know ever get you that fake jail? My first felony.

[C]

No. Honestly, I don't even know how he remembers all this. He was not even one. He remembers this.

[A]

It's not even one. Taking care of this motherfucker's life. He was smoking crack, and I was like, hey, you need to stop, dog. And then you're all uppies, Uppies. And you're bigger than me, and I. I was holding your whole body.

[B]

He's saying, uppers, Uppers. Yeah.

[A]

He was like, uppers, uppers. I was like, no, uppies. Stop. Calm down. I like that, Marty. I like that. And you're all downers. I'm like, no, downer's a guy, dude. Stop taking downers. And OG's. Like, no, I love downers. You want to smoke a pee dog? I was like, no, I'm only one, remember?

[B]

How can I have some more?

[A]

How can I have s' more if I've never even had any? No s'.

[B]

Mores.

[A]

Like chocolate, but I never.

[B]

S'.

[A]

Mores. Goonies. Does this make you feel more at home?

[C]

There you go.

[A]

That hurts.

[B]

Ow.

[A]

I don't know how Mexican Pisces wear their hats like that. They all do, too.

[C]

Really? Really?

[A]

Why do you say really? The. You know, I said you a question about you earlier, and you went, really?

[C]

Because I'm trying to picture him like that. I'm like, okay, I get it.

[A]

Every drunk Mexican Mexican, you ever see this? He's like this. Outside of a liquor store, you're talking. And they always have apocalyptal hair where it's, like, growing, like maze mazer hair, where it's, like, growing down and stringy and straight like an Asian man. But it's Mexican hair. Everything I just said is accurate, by the way. Really?

[C]

Let me straighten out my hat.

[A]

And then crackheads, black crackheads from the east coast always wear their hat like this. Always. It's always a fool that looks kind of small. And then Mexican drunk paisos wear it like that. And they're always up. And then Indian dudes wear their hats like this because they think it's still like Justin Bieber ears. Everything I just said is accurate. Don't question me.

[C]

You forgot the one where they just wear their hat right on top. That's.

[A]

That's Dominicans.

[C]

That's TI Happy N. I seen some P doing that.

[A]

Yeah, because her Puerto Rican. You just didn't know. You're like, that's a dark one. Like, no, he's just Puerto Rican. You just don't know what that means because you're from California. First time I saw Dominican was in Miami. It's in my set. That blew my mind.

[B]

Yeah, that. That's the next segment. Next time he's got a. I mean, we're going to have a couple different Latin categories come through.

[A]

We're going to have a couple different people come in. You're like, guess what Chinese he is.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Guess what Chinese he is. You mean what type of Asian? Like, oh, you're on. You're paying attention. Good job. You're a grandpa now. You are. You're a big kid.

[C]

He was talking about me right now. I'm just. I'm already.

[B]

For sure.

[A]

I don't think you can be more lost. I didn't even know he was talking about me. I'm at a table with you talking to you. I didn't even know he was talking about me. Floating above Millionaire. That. That's you dumbfounded ass forest gump scene.

[C]

God.

[A]

That's how King Taco was made. Super fast autistic Mexican. They stole it from him. Made Forrest Gump.

[C]

Really?

[A]

It's you, dude.

[C]

Really?

[A]

John's. Yo, I was in Seattle and there's like what we would consider King Taco over there. Del Taco. Yeah, it was called Taco Time. I filmed it. Oh, Rocco was with us. I filmed it. Two big ass white ladies making my food.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, but how was it?

[A]

Disgusting. But as I was getting my food, I saw some Mexican come out the back. Some. Tweak your older lady and put my food down with. Oh, no, that was made with no care. I'm. And that wasn't my food. It was a fat white lady. And I looked over and she went out of this bottle with sour cream.

[B]

I went.

[C]

Once they put that sour cream.

[A]

The tortilla is cold. I can see it. I can see it from here.

[C]

Sour cream.

[A]

And you can see her doing. I'm like, oh, man, my shit's going to suck dick. It did.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It actually got Sick off of it. Felt horrible off of it actually.

[C]

Did you find any good Mexican food out there?

[A]

I didn't really eat Mexican food other than that.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

You kid. Remember when you Flintstone kid? I'm a Flintstoner kid. Remember that?

[C]

I remember the Flintstone kids was you dude. We used to call like all the little. Little straight kids we used to call me. Oh, he's a.

[A]

Why? Why'd you call him that, man? No, there's a reason. Why did you call him that?

[C]

Yeah, we call him.

[A]

I understand you did? Why this guy?

[C]

Why?

[A]

I asked it three times. He just heard it the 30s.

[C]

I just told you.

[A]

It happens at home too, right? That must be crazy to have to talk to him.

[C]

Straight edge. All the little straight edge. We used to call him that. We used to say it.

[B]

The little vitamins.

[C]

Yeah. Cuz why? Because that's what he was. So we just. Yeah. Don't with that. Who He's a. You know. That's it. You just don't with them.

[A]

Why? Because he wasn't.

[C]

He wasn't. He wasn't. You know, he wasn't on our level. You know we would thought we would relate.

[A]

So you called him a caveman?

[C]

Yeah. No.

[A]

This the first time you ever thought of that? Right now you're not on our level. He's a caveman. Like a Flintstone. That's not what he called him.

[B]

It's kind of a bar.

[A]

It makes sense. He just didn't.

[C]

He's a Flintstone kid. To say oh, what's up with this?

[A]

He's a Flintstone K. What does it mean?

[C]

Like you. Meaning that you take your vitamins and you know you're sick.

[A]

Great. I get it now. That's awesome. Oh, he's a Flintstone. K's always taking his vitamins. Yeah, you know, he's a little boy. You know, he's eating chewable vitamins. I like that. You're a Flintstone kid. I like that.

[C]

Sh. He used to love his Flintstone.

[A]

I'm going start calling. I used to eat.

[C]

I didn't want to say it because I knew he was going to bother him.

[A]

I can taste the chalk and disgusting artificial flavors right now. And the purple one gets real sweet.

[B]

That's what that drink tastes like.

[A]

That's what the drink tastes like.

[C]

Purple Flintstones never really tasted those ones.

[A]

Oh, it's over there. Does it really taste like Flintstone Purple vitamin. Holy. That's cool. That's like a big Laffy Tap. Remember the. Or the. The shot. Not shock spree. Remember Spree had the big patties? Was it Spree? Remember when you're a little kid, I took you. Remember when I held you up?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You were taller than me. And you used to walk around the Chewbacca mask on Halloween. I was like, it's the 30th. It's the 30th. Don't. Everybody's scared of you.

[C]

Remember

[B]

talking to me?

[C]

You talking about the little mini burgers?

[A]

You're still back on that? And I said, candies.

[C]

Oh, the candies. Okay, what about the candies now some again. I bet you I'll let. I'll tell you what they are.

[A]

I bet you. I listen.

[C]

I bet you, I listen. I'm trying to stay focused here.

[A]

Could you imagine OG at the DMV or something? How can keep a straight face and talk to people coherently?

[B]

Jury duty or something.

[A]

You know, something where they're like, hey. And say his full first and last name. He goes, present like stupid. All right, dmv. He walks up, oh, sorry, that's my cannabis card. Here's my id. It's the stupid. You would. You would do that. That's a good one. You're actually gonna steal that from me. I know you are for sure.

[C]

I wouldn't do that.

[A]

He's gonna do that tonight.

[C]

No.

[A]

As he goes to pay for gas. Oh, sorry. Watch.

[C]

No, we're good. We're good.

[A]

What are we talking about?

[C]

So let's go.

[A]

So you're a Flintstone kid. Second time he's brought me back on track. Your old age, man. Your grandpa age is getting so good.

[C]

No, I'm good, but just sometimes, once I get off that track, my mind's full.

[A]

We've interviewed you so many times, you never come back. That's what I'm saying.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

When you just became a grandpa, Styles maybe caught some wisdom, dude.

[C]

Maybe it's just dog face. See, what is this? Maybe it's the vitamins.

[A]

I told you it may is the Flintstone and the prenatals have been slipping you.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Well, for sure, man.

[A]

Let me tell them. It's volumes, really. And it's a. It's an estrogen pill and a prenatal. That's why he's getting all emotional. I don't want to drink that. I don't support. I don't support Starbucks. I'd be giving you white women prenatal vils. And that's why you're getting all woke on me.

[C]

No, I just don't like drinking new drinks and you know, from places he drink two drinks. Yeah, those are different. I won't with though. I won't even see those. I won't run.

[A]

You'll never see that again.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[A]

The you say don't make no sense. I don't like drinking new drinks from places. That's what you said.

[C]

Yeah. I don't. I really don't like tasting those new drinks. And it's all. It's all the same. They just mix.

[A]

All the new drinks are the same.

[C]

It is. They just mix it and add a different color to it.

[A]

Like Mexican food. You want tortilla wrapped? You want tortilla flat? Do you want it fried?

[B]

Or a bowl?

[A]

Do you want it crispy? You want a bowl? Do you want lettuce on top of it? Do you want it in a tortilla shell? We'll throw it in the salad.

[C]

Green tortilla.

[A]

I like how you added that.

[C]

Thanks.

[A]

That's a Carl's Jr. Man. The green burrito, spinach tortilla.

[B]

You got the tostada shell, you got all kinds of.

[A]

Marty knows all that. Ola ola. Marty's the king of pre made shell

[B]

tacos that up a Rancho Santa Margarita and get my tacos.

[A]

See.

[C]

Oh,

[A]

did you hear it? He was getting all rattly with it.

[C]

Take a drive to east la, right.

[B]

I'm up.

[A]

Wait, from his house?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Doesn't make sense. He's going to your grocery store by his house.

[B]

If I want that authentic, I should be able.

[C]

But he's right there off the freeway. He just could just hop on the freeway.

[A]

He lives in Irvine.

[B]

I could. Hour and a half. I'm in east out.

[A]

Hour and a half. The same.

[C]

Nah. 40, 50 minutes on a Sunday afternoon time.

[A]

Do you know where he lives?

[C]

Yeah, everybody. Yeah, yeah. It takes about minutes

[A]

from here, by the way.

[C]

Traffic. Traffic for sure. Two hours maybe take them together.

[A]

There's always traffic. Unless it's night.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

Stores closed.

[C]

Tacos. Tacos are open.

[B]

Shit's open late. I shoot out here at 1 2am

[A]

Marty's planning his life around getting chick to be authentic to og. I just went to Taco Bell. What are you talking about?

[B]

I get shot at, I get robbed. It's fine. I'm coming back.

[A]

I will say this right now. Mexican neighborhoods, man. A lot less likely to get robbed. All Mexican neighborhoods. I've never. I don't know what it is. You might get jumped. You might get asked where the. Are you from? Robbed. Not in our generation. Maybe the new Generation. But I always noticed everybody's a cousin. You might get your ass beat and jump to a different gang, but you never really robbed. That's nothing I worry about.

[C]

How do you get robbed? I mean, you shouldn't get robbed. But I mean, always. There's a few.

[A]

Oh, there's always a little. A little group of them.

[C]

What dudes. They will pull some off while you're eating a taco. For sure. Yeah.

[A]

Come at 1 and 2 in the morning to his spot then.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[A]

You get robbed by a Mexican.

[B]

Authentic. Yeah. I need the whole experience.

[C]

Nah. And then, you know, they pick and choose. Not just anybody will get robbed.

[A]

Yeah, we know that.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. You know, say that's a given. You would get.

[A]

You get pick and choose. Of course they pick and choose like

[B]

me is what he's getting at.

[A]

They don't want to with Marty. They look at him and go, that guy could probably kick.

[B]

I. I'm a kicking too, by the way.

[A]

I know.

[C]

That's.

[A]

They know that. Look at him. He's got shorts and those are the. I'm a dad, but still a Crash out shoe edition. He's got laced up all black like. Like shiny Nike Air Maxes, but not like black forces. Those are Dad. I will still shoot all of you.

[B]

I'm going to take that. And I shoot threes. That's what I'm thinking when I put him on. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

That's what I think when I put him on. He's saving his own ass right now. Yeah. I talk about basketball.

[C]

He got his 10 shot right there. Yeah, right.

[B]

Yeah. You know, I'm a higher percentage.

[A]

And yeah, Marty keeps a gun taped to the back of his neck. So you can go like that.

[C]

He takes off his clothes off. He gets naked. He has a.

[A]

That's why he wears a hoodie all the time. So it looks bunched.

[C]

Don't.

[A]

With Marty.

[B]

For real.

[A]

That's from Always Sunny. When Frank tapes a gun to the back of his neck and he's naked, he just has his underwear on. I have no gun. That's what Marty does. All right, what's up, OG Once again, what's up next for you, man?

[C]

So like I said, the food business we're starting for sure.

[A]

You're. He's good. Dude. As soon as you have to care for another baby, you're like, turn on brain. Boom. Your shit's boom.

[B]

Update iOS upgrade.

[A]

Use your AOL dial. That's the Last time I use this. And now he's like, I gotta hold a baby. I can't just be

[C]

back.

[A]

Somebody take it. Oh, Dan. Stupid idiot. That's you. I just described every word you say. Your vocabulary is 80 words and it and and a mix of all of them. It's you.

[B]

I like it like a Magic 8 ball.

[A]

Yeah. She's like, what's saying? Do I got weasel tits? Stupid idiot. Oh, I'm gonna get you. That's you. Oh, watch. Just watch. I got something for you. Watch. Just watch. Oh man. Just watch. That's you next year. This is our year. This is our year. That's another one. This is our year over and over and over. And it has years in the next 40 years. It says that this is our year all the way to 2080. Oh, she's gonna be 108. The Raiders are gonna finally win the super bowl slash nl, MLB League. Because it got so boring. They had a mixed sports. I bet.

[C]

I think they got a championship coming pretty soon. Vegas.

[A]

Oh, you know what? Take it all back. You're right. It's Vegas. Could you imagine if Vegas started winning like a good team? They would make so much money. You don't remember the stadium, but the stadium. Do you remember the stadium? Stadium's nice, yo. Next time you go and you can actually see the stadium, you'll see how nice it is.

[B]

They had to bring in a whole new sport to do it.

[C]

Yeah. And then they took the Oakland A's too, right?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Oh, God damn.

[A]

Who they're gonna be winning has no sports. It went from.

[B]

No, they got.

[A]

We got hella sports for a little ass island.

[B]

That's a warrior little town.

[A]

Okay. Golden State. Yeah, you're right. They still do have the Warriors.

[C]

Vegas. Vegas is gonna be popping with championships and that's going to bring all the people back to the town.

[A]

Cuz right now I forgot it is Vegas.

[C]

Vegas is a ghost town right now, bro. They're losing money, bro. Rooms are cheap. You get room. But I mean during the week. Yeah, but.

[A]

But the rooms went up. But I think cuz they need to make their money. They're most expensive.

[C]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Ever. I'm going tomorrow.

[C]

You know what? I think it's a new era. Are not gamblers like the way it used to be?

[A]

Nope. No, they're smart with their money.

[B]

Or they gamble.

[C]

If you want to gamble, they think they could just gamble on their phone. It's just same chances.

[A]

Well, and Matt Boyer. Matt Boyer said the guy that came to our show. Matt Boyer, the guy that bet with Otani. Yeah, remember that?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

He came on the show and he said, Vegas now requires you to be able to prove your money to gamble.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Because they said they were having drug dealers and too many, like pimps, drug dealers and people of the crime world. And they're like, we need to get them out of Vegas. How do we do it? Got to prove your money. So now they can't gamble in certain.

[C]

So then that's why they're making a lot of money.

[A]

That's why they're all gone.

[C]

Because, I mean, a lot of people would even go out there for fun, just to go spend the money, you know, I mean, I used to do that.

[A]

Took credit for. There's a big old controversial clip on our. People, like this guy's taking credit for Vegas. Makes sense. Makes sense. If you have to prove your money. I can't spend my drug money. What if I win 100 mil, I gotta prove the 10k I bought. I can't. Could you imagine not getting your winnings because you can't prove your money, but

[C]

eventually they all got it. If you got to put your Social Security, you gotta search it. Yeah, there's no. We can't. Okay, you won't be able to beat that one. Especially nowadays.

[A]

Can you be all right Today you smoked almost a whole joint. I'm proud of you, dude. You took your footstone vitamins.

[C]

Yes, bro. I thought. I'm drinking water though, because I. Check on me off.

[A]

Remember you took DMT because you couldn't read the box. Also, by the way, guys, I'm joking. It wasn't DMT at all.

[B]

The box could have been.

[A]

Yeah, the box looked all psychedelic.

[C]

It was not D. I've seen those boxes before. I had them in my shop for a minute. But.

[B]

But for real, though, people just sit there and scoop that in their mouth with that.

[C]

You know what, put it on food,

[A]

it doesn't taste like anything.

[C]

I mean, I believe them because I. I thought, okay, Seattle, maybe they have their little. You know, they have mushrooms and that's good.

[B]

Details.

[A]

That's why I said.

[C]

Honestly, I was saying this month back in my house is this.

[B]

He was wondering and.

[C]

And the weed was kicking in, so I was getting through like a little quick panic attack.

[A]

I never felt like this before in my life.

[C]

And I swear for like that quick minute, I was like this little. I'm going to get him back.

[A]

So I'm going get you. I'm get you back.

[C]

This fool back.

[A]

Get you back. Told you it's one of his pull strings.

[C]

But that went away quick. That's why I'm like, what the.

[A]

We should make a doll of OG with eight. Eight things he says all the time. I'm gonna get you a little.

[C]

I thought it was. I thought, you know, Seattle had some little law that they could do.

[B]

They probably do.

[A]

Definitely specific. Northwest. Just gets weird up there.

[C]

I believed it. I wasn't tripping. Like, what was I gonna do about it?

[A]

Could you imagine? 80 seconds, three people on a podcast, blast off, come back, I was a hot dog something crazy. Oh, lotto numbers. I come back with them.

[C]

Oh,

[A]

see this? I'm gonna do it again. I scratched the out of my neck. What's up, dude? That's what makes him laugh when I get hurt. You're like Julian from Big Daddy. What's he gonna get hurt, huh? That's what cracks the up.

[C]

Just I'm pretty high food.

[A]

As soon as you had a baby, you just laugh at funny things.

[C]

Out of nowhere, just like at the last. The last 20 minutes, just, boom, kicked in.

[A]

What are you talking about?

[C]

Edibles.

[A]

And you'd be all right. Dude, there's only 10 milligrams.

[C]

No, I took before they took them.

[A]

Why do you always do that? I should have took the edibles before I got here that you guys think I took, but I really didn't. You conveniently always took them. Right before she goes to another school. You guys would know her.

[C]

That's you, you know. Which ones were they? The ones you gave me. The ones that were individual little packages and.

[A]

Oh, those are cool. Yeah, those are dmt.

[C]

No, those were actually. They said for sleep, but those were. Bet

[A]

that's what got him. Let's go as she gets them. No, my mom will be mad if I bring her home. She's Mexican. Mexican is so racist, it's crazy. Not his dad, though. He's American. He's an American Mexican. Tony. He's the dad from Blood and Blood Out. The one that owns the paint shop. That's him, but lighter.

[C]

I don't remember the guy.

[A]

Yes, you do. Don't act like you don't know about things when you do.

[C]

I mean, I don't really remember that guy.

[A]

That's like the white people's Free Willy.

[C]

Do I remember the mom? But that's.

[A]

Who are you fighting?

[C]

That one? Yeah, I remember the mom, but not the dad.

[A]

She looked European. That even look Mexican. Yeah, she looked like a.

[C]

Like a Spaniard something. I mean, something.

[A]

Yeah, Spaniard. Yeah, makes sense. European. Yeah, you're supposed to know geography before you. Gang banger. Of course, Spain is in Europe, but yeah, what was. I wanted to add it to the bib. Like. Like, gamers love geography, man. At the end, like, it's so sad. They love geography but they can't leave their neighborhood, man. They know all these things. Or I was thinking about adding in like in Florida, man. You were in Florida. Talk about peninsulas and harbors. He knows all this.

[C]

You know.

[A]

That's a plateau.

[B]

That's a golf.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's a golf. You see, it's a golf.

[B]

Here.

[A]

You can tell because of the. The structure. Like, you really love geography, huh?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

By the way, what street are you from at the end of it? Oh, that's a good skit at the end also. What gang you from? I love that. We should do a skit of that big.

[C]

Come on.

[A]

That's a good idea. At the end, he's sc. This is a golf also what block you from the end of it. Like. Oh, no. I thought he was nice. Like, he was. Yeah, he was gang banging on me.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

You can ask him directions. You're going to go down. You're going to make a right.

[A]

You're going to make a right. You're going to help a left. He's still gang banging on me slightly. He's going through my pockets. Yeah. See, this is. This is a harbor, right? And if you see this is Costa Mesa going through my. There's something you could do. You're going to be the guy also animated story time. I forgot to tell you, in the intro, there's a little guy of og.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Like dancing a little bit out of here. Swear to God. It's cool. It's like a Street Fighter. The guys in the back of the fights.

[B]

He hasn't seen it yet.

[A]

No, I have animated story time episode coming.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

Yeah. And then you're animated. You're only. You're only in the intro. It's pretty funny though. You piss your pants out of here. I promise you, I. I can do whatever I want to a cartoon. I can do whatever I can. You just go like in Exorcist.

[C]

I'm kidding, dude.

[A]

I'm kidding you. You and throw up.

[B]

Oh, she did an exorcist. We told the guy.

[A]

Yeah, he's holding, dude.

[C]

You.

[A]

Your head spins around and then at the end you're just upside down. Just like that. You're just upside down for. That's the Exorcist right there. Look, let's end it. Let's end it with that. Incredible. I can't wait. If your grandkids get big enough to. Well, look at your grandpa. This is just a couple years ago before he grew his mustache down to his knees. Yeah, I told you to call him Grandpa. You ready? Hold on. Last thing. What do you want your grandkids to call you?

[C]

Triple OG, that one. You know, they would call me whatever they. Whatever they call me.

[A]

I get it. But what would you want if you had a perfect world? You know how people, like, don't call me Grandma. Call me Nana. What do you want to be called?

[C]

Whatever. Grandpa, right?

[A]

I don't know. I'm asking you. That's fine.

[C]

Yeah, I would expect Grandpa.

[A]

Everybody a nickname. But you don't have a nickname. Say that for yourself for the rest of your life.

[B]

Yeah, you got to pick it. You got to get. This is the one you pick for yourself.

[A]

This is the one you get to pick.

[C]

Okay, you're right. But I would pick it as soon as I hear. Start saying the first words and I'll be all right. Then that's what it's going to be. And I'll start Dad or mom first. That's who it is. And she already know you know what I mean. Simple as that. Yeah.

[A]

He's getting woke. Dude, it's whatever gender she wants to pick. Whatever they want to be fine with me.

[C]

Mean.

[A]

And then I will just tell her whatever they. I will call they whatever they want. No, I was getting all woke on us. I don't support Starbucks.

[B]

One sip of protein water in his chain.

[A]

He's taking protein water, taking dmt. You're eating avocado toast. You're officially a white woman. Gentrification. Can we call this O Gentrification?

[C]

Welcome.

[A]

O G E. Entrification.

[C]

That's what this episode is called out, though. Yeah, I know, but still, I'm trying it for you.

[A]

It's like Beauty and the Beast.

[C]

You're almost there. It's safe to eat me. I know it's safe.

[A]

I know there's a truth serum in that. That's why you've been crushing it tonight. Oh, what are we talking about before we leave?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So, Grandpa, stop being woke. What do you want them to call you if you had to shoot, like, Walker, Texas Ranger or something? Something sick.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Boom. I have grandkids. I want them to call me Brian Fantana or Obi Wan Kenobi even though I'm not a big Star wars fan. To hear a little child try to say that over and over and like, no, say it right. We're not leaving. And then I don't have to go anywhere for months. This fool didn't hear it. Okay. I've ever said on the show. Anyway.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

No, I'm just saying.

[A]

Okay, but he's giving me Robert De Niro face. That's what. I know you're not listening.

[B]

Yeah,

[A]

okay, but you hear what I said?

[C]

Yeah. So anyways, yeah, he's thinking about aliens, Grandpa. And then whatever they say it, I'm gonna.

[A]

Then I'm secretly gonna teach them something that you hate, and then you can't change it because it's up to them, right? Oh, just wait.

[C]

I think someone. Who.

[A]

I'm gonna teach him to call you. And then you're gonna have to get into the store with a little grand. Hey, can you give me this ice cream? And everybody's like, oh, man. Call me Grandpa.

[C]

Didn't you tell me.

[A]

Call me Obi Wan Kenobi.

[C]

Whose name? So, I don't know. Did you tell me something about. We're talking about someone with the kid calls their. Their aunt who's.

[A]

No, that happened, like, two weeks ago. You're just saying it now.

[C]

Really, wasn't it?

[A]

What do you mean, really?

[C]

No. I could have sworn we were talking about earlier. You said the little kid was calling Ran Kaka or something like that.

[A]

Well, that was Rosie. Our niece calls her Kaka. That's her name.

[C]

What the fool.

[A]

See this? Oh, is Chris Brown gonna do, like, if I lose weight and I start really doing. It's over. All the double Mint gum commercials are mine. Nothing you're talking about some. It wasn't real. So I started doing hat tricks. Marty, can you, like, rewind?

[B]

And fast. I know, right?

[A]

No, like, in the edge. That'd be sickest.

[C]

Bring it back. Bring it back.

[A]

And then you bring it back now, y'.

[C]

All. Yeah. So, like I'm saying, we don't know.

[B]

I just need a shot of OG doing that, where you finish off the break dance, move on.

[A]

Can you do a break dance on the table? Oh, your shoulder's up.

[B]

That's how you fix it.

[C]

You know what I. Yeah, you can.

[A]

I probably can't do it. What if I hold this side and Martin, take these. I'll take them right off right now. If you do it, that's where you

[B]

put your shoulders on the mic. Do you think.

[C]

I think I could probably do it.

[B]

Perfect.

[C]

I think I could.

[A]

Do you think you could pose on the table?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Would you do it?

[C]

No, I could do. I could do a The windmill do it?

[A]

Yeah, just a slide. I don't believe you.

[C]

No, I'll do the windmill if you

[A]

want do it right now. I'll take this off and we'll end the show right now. Are you serious?

[C]

Yeah. What the. I'm be doing the windmill food right now. I could barely.

[A]

I know. We should use your shoulder for a windmill.

[C]

Yeah. You using every single muscle in your body.

[A]

I don't even believe he could do that.

[C]

I could.

[B]

I don't believe he could even do it.

[A]

Well, I bet you couldn't do that right now.

[C]

I mean, I'll tell you. Yeah, maybe right now. I probably could pull maybe like a quarter. Like maybe a half.

[A]

I don't think you do a quarter right now. I bet you couldn't do it right now.

[C]

Yeah, no, I wouldn't want to do it. And I probably myself up so bad.

[A]

I bet you want to do it.

[C]

I'll put probably.

[A]

But you couldn't even do it.

[C]

You have to carry me out of here and.

[A]

But you couldn't do it. Hey, would you do the pose?

[C]

Strike the pose.

[A]

Could you do it on the table?

[C]

If you do it, I'll do it.

[A]

I. I swear to God, if you do it, I'll do it.

[C]

No, I said if you do it, I'll do it.

[A]

I just said that.

[C]

No, you switched it up on me right now.

[A]

Oh, like I go first, you go second. No, no, I need you to go first. I'm going to break the table. I'm way fatter than you.

[C]

No, you want.

[A]

This will break.

[C]

This is a good table.

[A]

I promise. I put the screws in this.

[C]

What'd you get this? It's American made. What is this?

[A]

Vietnamese.

[C]

All right.

[A]

From 1962. So you know it's war bound hair and skulls of America.

[C]

It feels pretty good, man. It'll take.

[A]

He doesn't listen to any. He said the dumbest ever again.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Do a. He won't do the pose. Do the.

[C]

Do one.

[B]

Break dance.

[A]

Dog face, come in here.

[C]

We're.

[A]

We were going to wait till that dog face coming to show him up.

[C]

What is.

[B]

It's right here on the script and with break dance. What?

[A]

A didn't drink the frappuccino. That's purple.

[C]

What do you mean? I tasted it.

[A]

Because he's sexist.

[C]

What?

[A]

The wouldn't pose on the table because he's scared. An unamerican and un American. As with this American made table. From Vietnamese. From Vietnamese. From Vietnam.

[C]

Well, no, I wouldn't. I wasn't going to do no poles. But I'll tell you what.

[A]

This chicken fight.

[C]

This table will hold you.

[A]

Chicken fight. You on my shoulders. Rocco and Marty's shoulders.

[B]

You guys don't want that down.

[A]

We're too ready. Will you really do it?

[C]

I'll do some chicken fights. Yep.

[A]

Mindy, would you film this if we did this right now?

[C]

Love chicken fights.

[A]

Are you kidding?

[C]

Yeah. But you cannot. You'll your backup so fast.

[A]

Look at his excuses. I'm over here. Down. This feels like whoa. Yeah, I'm down.

[C]

This is chicken fries.

[A]

But yeah, I'll put my dick next to your neck. Yeah, I want to do that right now. That's what he really saying right now. When he was a kid, I used to put on my shoulders, his jeans would scratch me. Call back to the beginning and we get that out of here. Thank you guys so much for being here. This is never going to end.

[C]

Scratching you me.

[A]

It was your jeans. It was your 501s. The ones from Mexico, the fake ones. And they were rougher and they would give me the. He's a kid. You wear this gold chain to get a green neck. He get a green line on his neck all the time. All right, guys, thank you so much for being here. This is the do you podcast. We're here with a father and a grandfather.

[C]

This guy up gets a thing up.

[A]

Oh, you scared the out of me, Jason. Genuinely. Oh, I saw another person. What the. I saw another white face and went, Marty's right here. There's no. We have a quota here.

[B]

It's like a parallel.

[A]

They were ending it. Thank you guys for being here, Marty. Appreciate it. Thanks, dude. He's all cool.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Show my grandkids this. All right, guys, thank you for being here. It's been doju podcast. Watch us on Spotify. We would really appreciate it. Have a dope ass day.

[C]

Perfect. Perfect.