Expect the Unexpected w/ Dave Blunts!

Summary

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast — "Expect the Unexpected w/ Dave Blunts!"

Host: Thomas "Dope as Yola" Araujo & Marty O'Neill
Guest: Dave Blunts (Rapper/Comedian)
Release Date: July 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

This fourth appearance from viral rapper and comedian Dave Blunts dives into pop culture, TV, gaming, self-reflection, the perils of music industry gatekeeping, and staying real despite rising fame. Known for irreverent, freestyle comedy-rap and a dedicated online following, Dave gets candid about label frustrations, creative independence, relationship support, and the realities of cutting out fake friends when your career blows up. This episode is a riot of storytelling, anime and superhero debates, rapid-fire bits, industry insights, and raw honesty—with plenty of jokes and memorable takes.

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Contents & Timestamps

1. Pop Culture & TV Debates
2. Death of Gen V and The Boys Meta
3. On Rap, Comedy, and Creative Process
4. Relationships, Fame, and Personal Growth
5. The Music Industry & Going Independent
6. Viral Moments, Social Media & Streaming
7. Tour, Upcoming Projects & Final Thoughts
8. Quotes & Memorable Moments

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1. Pop Culture & TV Debates

[00:31 – 12:07]

• The hosts and Dave break down recent TV obsessions, especially Obsession and The Boys finale.
• Emotional reactions to specific scenes: restaurant freak-out, shadowboxing, and PTSD from old relationships.
• TV analogies: Homelander in The Boys, live-action Death Note, Spider-Man trilogy comparisons.
  • Tom Holland vs. Tobey Maguire vs. Andrew Garfield—debated their portrayals, dorkiness, and "cool" factor.
• On Love Island, watch parties, reality TV—Dave admits it's "actually pretty interesting," but hosts hate "prettiest wins" format.

Notable moments:

• [01:10] Thomas: "It made me crazy uncomfortable immediately. It was just sad."
• [11:07] Dave: "I know he's British. He's running around sounding like a high pitched teenager. Mr. Stark, like, you know, it does piss me off when English actors just go, hey, let me dumb this down."

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2. Death of Gen V and The Boys Meta

[03:35 – 08:55]

• Analysis of The Boys (and Gen V) storytelling—finale felt safe, could have gone bigger.
• Anticipation of "The Boys: Mexico" and casting speculation (Pedro Pascal as Mexican Homelander), with comedic takes on representation and over-the-top genre moments.
• Marvel's Invincible discussed as peak animation; excitement for more seasons.

Highlights:

• [04:27] Thomas: "Batman has both parents in this version. That sounds stupid."
• [08:21] Dave: "Mexican Homelander, bro. I know, but like Pedro Pascal plan a hundred percent."

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3. On Rap, Comedy, and Creative Process

[17:01 – 29:46]

• Dave’s new album "Believe It When I See It"—origin of album cover (mirror and pants joke), dropping July 17th.
  • "All me. No features." [19:03]
  • Producer Victor from Belgium ("spells it with a K, you know he’s from Belgium."[19:26])
  • Writing process: personal struggles, self-produced, bold humor.
• Favorite tracks ("Bigger") and meaning behind lyrics:
  • [20:27]: "That was like the era in my life...I done found me a bitch I don't care if I'm small...me a bitch that'll lift my tummy."
• Segment on racial identity and enunciation:
  • [22:28]: “Black people always say, like, oh, you talk white. I guess just because I articulate myself.”

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4. Relationships, Fame, and Personal Growth

[52:00 – 57:41]

• Dave gets heartfelt on his girlfriend being his “only friend and best friend”—debates if that’s “loser shit,” and the hosts disagree, finding humor and truth.
• Dealing with cutting out friends who switched up due to money and fame:
  • [56:34]: "People switch up when the money comes and the fame comes...money changes the people around you the most."

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5. The Music Industry & Going Independent

[63:44 – 77:44]

• Dave’s final album under his current label and the tension with executives.
• Clashes over “unnecessary” (read: possibly offensive) lyrics, label obstacles, and feeling spied on for creative ideas.
  • [69:07]: "They're looking like...uninterested. Like motherfuckers looking at the ceiling, looking at their phone, all types of shit."
  • Restrictions: “No Mexicans, no domestic violence,” frustration at arbitrary limits.
  • Birth of “Unnecessary" (hit single) as a direct response to label censorship.
• Independence: weighing new label offers versus going solo. Motivation for more creative freedom and ownership.

Notable Quotes:

• [66:30] Dave: "They're trying to get a new blueprint. Which nigga? All you got to do is ask me. This isn't like a secret Mr. Krabs recipe..."

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6. Viral Moments, Social Media & Streaming

[32:09 – 51:01]

• Tweaker TikTok, “schizophrenic people” fascination, online deep-dives into odd internet characters and memes.
• On streaming games: Dave meets his girlfriend via Fortnite, explains gaming culture, being "stream sniped," and playful online dares.
  • [50:11]: “It's three am, my nigga. Three in the morning. And I'm like, bro, I would have to wake my girl up to hold the phone while I do the laps...”
• Streaming conflicts and handling public beefs with rap and sports personalities (50 Cent, Kanye, boxer Adrien Broner)—making rap responses to live events.

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7. Tour, Upcoming Projects & Final Thoughts

[78:47 – End]

• East Coast tour: “Still Standing Tour” from August—tickets via stillstandingtour.com.
• Plans for “cinematic” music videos, connected narratives (MCU-style), potential independent project with a limited series and theater event.
  • [97:06]: “I want to do something to where it's like...maybe like five to ten songs...one long story throughout the videos.”
• Soda debates and nostalgic bits about Tiki Punch and Ruby Red Squirt.

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8. Quotes & Memorable Moments

Top Quotes (with Timestamps):

• On Making Music Despite Label Control:
  “You guys are giving me dumbass ideas, and I'm not listening to it because it's stupid. Then I do my own idea, and it's making you money...You guys sound so surprised because that's like an idea that I had.”
  — Dave [65:02]

• On Fame, Friends, and Paranoia:
  “People switch up when the money comes and the fame comes. You know, they say that money changes you, but nigga, that shit changes the people around you the most.”
  — Dave [56:34]

• On Pop Culture:
  “The only good nigga is a dead nigga type shit. Like, yeah, that's really the only good Soup is.”
  — Dave [06:48], on The Boys’ Butcher character

• On Relationships:
  “I know they say, hey, your girl should be your best friend. That's some loser shit. That's some fucking loser shit. But hey, listen, my girl is my best friend. I love it.”
  — Dave [52:37]

• On Small Town Vs. Fame:
  “They treat me like I'm Obama when I go back there.”
  — Dave [41:05]

• On Adult Life:
  “Your girl is truly your best friend...my girl is my only friend. I don't really have any friends anymore.”
  — Dave [53:03]

• On The Music Business:
  “The main problem was them. They kind of got bitter about my success...They weren't fucking with that.” — Dave [64:44]

• On Creative Independence:
  “This album I'm really excited about because this is the last album under my current label.”
  — Dave [63:44]

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• [19:40] — Late-night, all-nighter sessions to produce his album.
• [27:18] — Cinematic music videos: writing scripts, using movie parodies (e.g., Lethal Weapon references).
• [32:09–37:37] — "Tweaker" TikTok obsession explained.
• [56:34] — Cutting off friends over money/fame, paranoia, and reconciliation.
• [66:30] — Executive espionage: label underhandedly copying Dave's approach.
• [73:24] — Writing “Unnecessary” as protest, then going viral.

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Language & Tone

Throughout, the banter is fast, raw, unfiltered, and honest—full of bold humor, wild analogies, and rapid digressions, but always grounded in the bizarre crossroads of internet culture, music hustle, and real-life insecurity. The crew never shies from poking fun at themselves or industry stupidity, and Dave’s comedic background ensures every serious beat is followed by a punchline.

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Key Takeaways

• Dave Blunts is at a crossroads: final album drop under existing label, torn between major deals and going independent.
• The music industry’s control and lack of vision is openly mocked; viral success comes from personal vision, not corporate blueprints.
• Deep relationship with his girlfriend frames both his humor and his sense of purpose.
• Fame means constant adaptation: cutting off fair-weather friends, keeping new boundaries, and wrestling with a changing identity.
• The episode offers a wild ride—insider music industry rants, TV and anime culture deep-dives, video game stories, and TikTok quirks—that’s hilarious but also revealing about the real pressures behind viral fame.

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Links & Callouts

Album: "Believe It When I See It" — Out July 17th on all platforms
Tour: StillStandingTour.com
Watch / Stream: DOPE AS USUAL on YouTube, Spotify and other major podcast platforms

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“I made a reference about stealing...from Jewish executives. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do, man. You have to do things that suck.” — Dave [77:23]

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Transcript

[A]

Oh, you can.

[B]

Perfect, Perfect,

[C]

Perfect.

[B]

Welcome back to the dope as usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dopas. Yola. This is my co host, Marty o'. Neill.

[C]

What's up, guys?

[B]

Guys, welcome back. And a fan favorite guest I think is the fourth.

[A]

Fourth time.

[B]

Fourth time. Welcome back. Rapper Dave Blunts. I should say comedian. Rapper Dave Blunt. Fool, you need to start writing your show. You start writing your skits. You see these obsession guys. They were just funny.

[A]

Yeah. It's crazy. Did you watch anything? Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good.

[B]

We won't spoil it. But how did you feel leaving?

[A]

I'm like, damn. Relatable. Relatable.

[B]

Like PTSD came for a lot of dudes that ever dodge shoes.

[A]

And that was crazy. Especially the scene where she's like, like screaming in the restaurant and. Or I don't know if it was the restaurant.

[B]

It was a restaurant.

[A]

Yeah, that was.

[B]

It made me crazy uncomfortable immediately. It was just sad.

[A]

What are having a good day?

[B]

You crazy.

[A]

The reason why I think that it's related was because I've acted like that. No, no, no. Thought we were having a nice day. You know what I'm saying? You don't. As you getting up.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah, but you know how many times I've said we were having a good day? You know, I've said that so many times.

[B]

Yeah, but not like that.

[A]

I have done that. And this. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Shadow boxing in the rest. I said we were gonna have a fun day.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But nah. Yeah, man, that was crazy. I could see both sides, to be honest.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, bro. That. I've been on both sides of that spectrum.

[B]

Yeah. I haven't luckily, but I could see like a shrill scream. Like, I think I'm just gonna be single. That would be. Yeah. Be the absolute worst. I don't. I don't get it.

[A]

I don't know. I feel like he could have just played it. Played it right.

[B]

He could have played it.

[A]

I think he could have just played

[B]

it well if he really wanted only fans, like. But this is what I like. You're gonna make us so much money.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I wouldn't say pimped her out, but could have made a promising career. There's a lot of guys out there that wish for that. For that stupid level of girl.

[A]

Nah, man. I mean, you. You want. You wish. You do it to you.

[B]

I. I don't.

[A]

I really. No, nobody wants that level of stupid. But she. The thing is, like I said, I see. I've been on Both sides of that spectrum. Like, you know when he's going home and he, you know, he's like telling her he's rehearsing like, you can't kill the cat. You can't kill the cat. Like Asians have been there. Not that specific situation, but like where you're rehearsing telling your girl something like, come on, we can't be doing this. We can't be doing this. We can't be doing this. And then like in the moment, you know, you fold or some shit.

[B]

I used to say sixth grade, like, tell him he's his mom's bitch. He calls you fat. Tell him his mom's a bitch. Going to class. Going to class. I made one kid cry like that and I forever will be shocked.

[C]

Shit.

[B]

Once. Once you talk shit and it works. You have a superpower.

[A]

Yeah. No, that shit's like. Like when Homelander laser that dude in the. In front of everybody.

[B]

He starts smiling.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What a scary moment.

[A]

Did you see the season?

[B]

You think I didn't see the end.

[A]

What do you think about it? What do you think about it?

[B]

He went out like a. He went out like such a. I can't believe that he offered to eat. That was.

[A]

I've seen a live action death note on Netflix.

[B]

Live action?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, they got a live action movie on Netflix.

[B]

Oh, I did. I'm lost.

[A]

People don't like it, but I actually do. But I've never seen the same story. Anime. I don't know.

[B]

Oh, you don't know?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Does the guy die at the end? The main character?

[A]

No, no.

[B]

Then it's not the same. Yeah. Batman has both parents in this version. That sounds stupid. With both parents is like Elon Musk. Yeah. It's like, yeah, I have a cool life. I have a crazy ex wife.

[A]

But the boys. What did you think about the finale?

[B]

The finale, I feel like could have been right here. A little crazier. I didn't like the last scene. I don't like the fact that, hey, I know I'm you, but let's name our daughter the girl that was before you. What the fuck? That's crazy, bro.

[A]

I mean, she did die. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

I know. It's like, you know, let's name our daughter the girl I was banging but before you. That made me feel a little bit, I guess. But I'm saying that was the ending for me. I thought the ending was going to be ending someone covered in blood, reigning supreme.

[A]

Exactly. I thought there was going to be a bigger battle, a bigger fight.

[B]

I thought it was going to be three years in the distance. In the future, at home that is covered in blood, just cleaning India up, murdering everybody.

[A]

I like how he. The way he cleans up. India is killing.

[B]

He's killing. That's the only way to kill trash out there. He knocks at every street vendor and all stomach viruses drop dramatically. Yeah, that's all. I figured that that's what he would do. Maybe he'll stop the wars.

[A]

But you guys had me sitting outside in the beating sun, bro, like a slave. I gave you my number and you

[B]

said, I'll be here at 209. I checked at 210. I'm like, where's he at? Also, it's really funny, but I'm like, where's he at? Marty goes. He must be in the blind spot. That's funny as hell, cuz. You were in the only part, literally

[C]

under to the right, staring at the cameras.

[B]

Under to the right is the only part we can't see.

[A]

Can we put down the damn chalupas? I'm sorry, but no, I think the. The finale, like you said to me, it could have been. I think it was very safe.

[B]

It was.

[A]

No, I don't have no issue with. I just wanted the, like, everything that needed to happen, happen. Homelander needed to die. Butcher needed to die. I'm okay with that, but I just don't like how it happened.

[B]

I thought Butcher's like, you made it all the way through and on a, like a. A spiteful hunch, you're just going to let him kill you. I don't like it. Come on. He's supposed to make it through.

[A]

Dude. Who, Butcher? Yeah, he's made it bad as Homelander.

[B]

Is he.

[A]

He is, though. I mean, he didn't like, rape or anything.

[B]

He's trying to take evil out, though, you know? Yeah, he's kind of like Walter White. Evil for good.

[A]

Nah, man, Walter White, that's different.

[B]

I mean, he also did some wild.

[A]

That's true. But like, he's on some, like, the only good nigga is a dead nigga type shit. Like. Yeah, that's really the only good Soup is.

[B]

Oh, when he tried to release the virus. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You know what? I take it back a little.

[A]

He did need to die.

[B]

Yeah, okay. But did you watch Gen V?

[A]

I did. They canceled that, unfortunately.

[B]

I mean, the whole show's over, so I get why they canceled it, but I thought Marie Monroe with her special blood virus.

[A]

Yeah, they Were going to be as strong as Homelander. I thought they were lead to nothing.

[B]

Yeah, I thought she was gonna find a train in the woods, bring his ass back to life, and a TR was gonna show up at the end

[A]

and run straight through Homeland.

[B]

That's what I thought was going down, dude, man, like.

[A]

And then a train. He was. If a lot of. I don't know if you noticed this, but he was such a. That whole show, there would be a

[B]

moment where he supposed to be.

[A]

He would stand up to somebody and then they'd be like, no, you're a. A train you. And then he cower down. And the one time he stood up for himself, he died, bro. Damn.

[B]

White man killed him by a tree in the woods. Yeah, sounds familiar, dog. I don't like that.

[A]

That shit's crazy as fuck, but. Nah, I fuck with the show heavy though, man, this year. Hey, good thing for your people, man. They're making the boys Mexico. You hear about that?

[B]

Thanks to your people. That's Jewish people making that show first off. Making a show, but the boys Mexico.

[A]

Yeah, that's what it's. That's the next continuation.

[B]

I gotta be honest, bro.

[C]

How.

[A]

I don't know. We're Mexican Homelander, bro.

[B]

I know, but like Pedro Pascal plan a hundred percent. Oh, come on, dude. You know what? I'll be the guy that turns into the dick or whatever. I don't care if it's a Mexican thing, but just look at me this way, not this way, and cast me, please. I'll say Spanish real proper with no accent whatsoever. Like every Mexican in a show that starts. Starts to talk. My, my, Thea Michael. You just talk like me and now you're saying Mexican. I don't like that show was great. Loved it. Do you watch Invincible?

[A]

Of course.

[B]

I want season two.

[A]

Oh, bro, I've never seen it.

[B]

I got right to where Oliver's being a psychopath. Oh, yeah, it kills the Mahler twins. That's where I'm at.

[A]

I think that might be season three.

[B]

Is this season three? I might be tripping probably, right?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. But that. Dude, Invincible is peak, bro. That shit's fine.

[B]

That shit's awesome, man. I didn't know I was missing out all these shows.

[A]

Yeah, bro. Invincible. That shit's fire.

[B]

What else are you watching right now?

[A]

Well, you know, I'm going back and re watching all the Spider man movies for the new one coming out. Fuck Tom Holland.

[B]

Oh, okay. Tom Holland, I think, is the coolest actor with the worst movies and Toby Maguire has the coolest movies with the worst actor but most believable. Spider Man.

[A]

Hold on a second. You think Tobey Maguire is a bad.

[B]

Have you seen part three where he turns to SpongeBob at the prom, bro, he's got all black and emo hair that.

[A]

I will defend this bro. He's a dweeb. And when he gets the symbiote, he's doing what he thinks a cool person would do.

[B]

Cuz he's a nerd.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

That's why I said he's the.

[A]

That's the whole point, man.

[B]

That's why I said he's the wackest. Tom Holland's at least. Like, I'll pull a. If I need to.

[A]

No, he's not cool, bro.

[B]

He's cool.

[A]

The coolest one is Andrew Garfield.

[B]

That's cuz he's a. Kind of a dick.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

But.

[A]

But Tom Holland, man, he's just a kid. He's a kid, bro. He doesn't supposed to be.

[B]

He's the high school.

[A]

I know, man, but the other was in high school too.

[B]

He was 30, gambling at night like he's.

[A]

He's done nothing. He's done nothing.

[C]

He.

[B]

Besides Spider man, you mean? Right, yeah.

[A]

No, the. Tom Holland has Spider Man. He's done nothing. And he.

[B]

Oh, I. I see what you're saying.

[A]

He saved his classroom on a field trip. I did that before. There was a kid who was having an allergic reaction. I grabbed his epipen and stabbed him in the neck. I guess I'm Spider Man.

[B]

That's true. Like I hung up upside down to kiss my. I don't give a. Okay, you know what? Yeah, but the movies aren't as cool as the Tobey Maguire ones. I think those movies were more fun to watch. And the Tobey Maguire ones were more fun to watch.

[A]

Of course.

[B]

I just don't think Toby Maguire was like, yes, he was the. But now I see Tom Holland go, yeah, I like this actor.

[A]

And then he's like British. So I just.

[B]

That pisses me off.

[A]

I know he's British. He's running around sounding like a high pitched teenager. Mr. Stark, like, you know, it does

[B]

piss me off when English actors just go, hey, let me dumb this down.

[A]

I still like his movies, but they just. I don't know. This new one has the potential to be good because he like lost all the Iron man tech and all that shit and he's like broke as fuck, you know, depressed. Lost his like. Nobody knows who he is.

[B]

Put out a mixtape is all here he's gonna put a mixtape.

[A]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

Hopefully I buy that.

[A]

Oh, hell no.

[B]

No. Spider man struggle rap.

[A]

That should be fire.

[B]

Did you watch Spider Noir?

[A]

No, I didn't. I like it the first episode. I just gotta keep watching it.

[B]

It's slow. I'm on the last episode.

[A]

It's a little slow, but I'm gonna keep watching. I was waiting for that, though.

[B]

It makes me laugh. There's a couple parts like, I love Nicholas Cage, man. This mother's hilarious. Nicholas Cage is great, dude. Anything else you're watching, man?

[A]

I'm watching a bunch of. What? What other show?

[B]

Don't say Love Island. I'll be mad at you.

[A]

No, my girl be watching that.

[B]

Yeah, everyone's does.

[A]

Yeah, I checked that. It's actually pretty interesting. I watched a few episodes with her and then I'm like, I don't know if I can keep watching this, but it's pretty interesting. I'm not gonna lie, man.

[B]

I hate it so much. It's like the tallest, prettiest wins, dog. Let's end this. That's all it's gonna happen. Whoever doesn't have only fans, he picks, Show's over, dude. I just did a bit on stage the other day and it went great. But I said retarded 86 times. It's about Love Island.

[A]

Awesome.

[B]

I can't wait to post a clip. Dude, people are different. It's crazy. I've been to a watch party of that. It's the only time I've ever seen it because my friend threw a watch. But I was like, I'll go with my girlfriend. I'll go with my wife. And I'm sitting there like, oh, my God, you guys are invested.

[A]

I noticed you said, you'll go with your girlfriend. I'll go with your wife.

[B]

I know I said girlfriend. I haven't said girlfriend in so long.

[A]

Yeah, which one are you going with?

[B]

Both. She's the same person. Okay, there you go.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Sometimes. Sometimes you go to Obsession, be like,

[A]

what do you want to eat?

[B]

And then. And I'm standing in the corner, dude,

[A]

we were having a good day.

[B]

We were just pick food. That's the only argument we get into. All right, enough of nerd talk.

[C]

Do you care about the World cup or sports or anything like that?

[A]

I mean, you know, like, me can't put down the cup, you know what I'm saying? You know?

[C]

Hell, yeah. I.

[A]

With the World Cup, I'm not able to put that down. Arsenal FC or. I don't know what the teams are. I Don't know if that's an actual team or not.

[B]

I don't even know about those.

[A]

I just seen Arsenal fc.

[B]

It's like LAFC minor leagues. And then the America team is the All Star.

[C]

If you were born in America, you can play in the World cup for your country. You were born.

[A]

I mean.

[B]

I mean, like, you know how there's a bunch of teams in every state? Do they pick all the All Stars and they play on the American team?

[C]

Born in America for the world.

[B]

That's how it is, though, right? Like, we get the All Star team, like the Olympics. All Star team.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Cup. I mean, yeah, that's what I'm.

[C]

You guys from your country? Like the Olympics.

[B]

Yeah, but like lafc. Some of those guys make it do some of those guys from New York. And that's how they Dream team.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

All I know is Mexicans are so small. They jump so high and they're so fast. They're so fast, man.

[A]

Bro. Speaking of Mexicans, I remember, you remember a few years ago when they came out and said they had proof of aliens and they brought that.

[B]

You think the world will let Mexico do that first? But did you see we talked about it on the show. That's not real. That looks like a Mexican that they brought up. That's a pre war, right? A newborn.

[A]

Stillborn. And, bro.

[B]

Stillborn. Yeah.

[A]

What the.

[B]

They would never let Mexico do it first. No, no, no. We're too. Mexico's like the fun, goofy guys of the world. Like, yeah. They're not trying. They're drinking, hitting a soccer ball. Like, I like these guys. Nobody goes, I hate Mexicans. Unless you're, like, a racist.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

They're usually pretty cool as far as I met. I mean, the ones here. Guys here working. I don't know about other places.

[C]

Not the ones outside the studio.

[B]

But everybody's outside the studio. We got these guys inside the studio, man. When the World cup started, I went out to park my car.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I look, and one of these guys is breaking the light pole. I'm like, for what, though? And then he pops it. Got a Sam's Cafe pizza order up. You know the best part about this spicy Italian sausage? I voted for this topping.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just another perk of being a member. Come join us. Sam's Club open. Runs a fucking extension cord into the light pole of the city. Go to school and get a better job. Because if he can do that, what a genius, right?

[A]

I would have been breaking. You got a pretty nice car out there. I would have been Breaking the car.

[B]

Yeah. I'll tell you what he was doing then. He duct taped the light in there, ran an extension cord. Across across the street, there's a TV this big. Inside that bush. When you leave, they're all watching the World Cup. Now there's a bench bar with weights out there.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Just go to work, dog. They came here. They've been here for two and a half weeks. Every day, all day. Extension court across the street of a main street. Nobody said, I can't get away with that.

[A]

Shit is hilarious. Running stuff. Extension cord.

[B]

It's a yellow extension. It's bright as. And there's about 12 dudes in a bush watching on a TV party and

[C]

shooting dice and chilling hard.

[B]

Just get the generator you have in your truck. I could see the gender. They use it every day. Anyway, the cops came. That shit's gone. They finally caught him. The cops came.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah, they did. They asked for our cameras. They caused 14 bands and damage. They said 14k in damage. They're trying to arrest somebody. I'll just. I don't have the camera. Yeah, yeah, I'll let him be. He's the only guy I like. Only guy I like with the glasses is the one that did.

[A]

I watch him do it.

[B]

So I'm like, I don't know. Who does? Dude. Okay, ready? You have a new album coming out. Love the album cover. It's almost like a mirror. Mirror on the wall. White thing.

[A]

I believe it when I see it. You know what I'm saying? Got a mirror open up my pants, trying to see my dick.

[B]

I believe what I see.

[A]

I thought that was pretty good. I came up with the idea as I was going to the album cover shoot. I'm like, I gotta shoot my album cover. Or another day before I had it scheduled. I don't know what I'm gonna do. And I was like, what if I just have a mirror trying to look at my dick? And then snapped like, that's just perfect. It goes with the.

[B]

There it is.

[A]

I'll believe it when I see it. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

So it looks so cinematic with the. The sunlight coming through the wood in the background.

[B]

Velvet pants. It looks like different.

[A]

There's like different sets there. They were like, which one do you want? I'm like, sick. Let's see that farm set. I just think it'll be funny for me to be in a barn. And then we took some other pictures where I was, you know, had like my full tracksuit on. And I'm like, I seen them. I'm like, I think we need to go shirtless for this. I think we need to go shirtless for this.

[B]

Bold. Yeah, I like that.

[A]

Mother.

[B]

I need to go. We had a guest. It's like, I can't come on yet. I got to lose a bunch of weight. Go. Damn our hype. You are athletic. Because I can't do that. This was all. No, that's shirtless dick joke. Love it. Dude. They made me die. We were all together. Well, I think we're at a restaurant. We saw it.

[A]

Yeah, bro. That it's. I'm like, yeah, this is going to. This is going to do something people really with it. That was pretty funny.

[B]

What's it dropping?

[A]

July 17th.

[B]

Oh, this right. It's the day.

[A]

The 3rd.

[C]

Today's the 3rd.

[B]

Friday the 17th is dropped. So this is going to drop Tuesday right before that.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Far and all platforms, everything obviously. But believe it when I see it. Yeah. What are the songs? How many songs are on this?

[A]

12, man. I've been working on this album for about a year. I've been battling the music industry and a whole bunch of crazy to personal demons to get this album out. And it's finally here, man. I'm happy about it.

[B]

All you, Any features?

[A]

All me. No features. All.

[B]

Thank you. I hate it when there's 12 features on an album, dude.

[A]

It sits on me. I don't really like other artists or rappers for real. So yeah, it's all me. Damn near self produced. Every track worked with a producer. His name is Victor. He's from Belgium. Really cool kid.

[B]

Victor from Belgium, huh?

[A]

Yeah. Hell yeah. He's a cool dude. And he spells it with a K so you know. He's from Belgium.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

He's not, you know them from overseas. Be spelling it slightly.

[B]

He's wearing Pumas. For sure.

[A]

They slightly misspelled their names. And they love the Meditas track suits

[B]

and they love it.

[A]

They do.

[B]

It's like they can jump higher.

[A]

Yeah. But so now we. We just locked in. Over the past year was countless studio sessions till 7 in the morning and cooking up at my house and all types of. It's been a crazy ass journey.

[B]

But the song you put on the album picture on Instagram, I hate. I mean I just hate that that shit was stuck in my head for like maybe three hours.

[A]

Oh, bigger. Yeah. Insane.

[B]

And I'm like, yeah. I'm saying these words in my head while I'm just doing life. You never know what. Who's in traffic doing what.

[A]

I love that Song. Because that's actually a song I released last year. But yeah, it's older.

[B]

But I remember thinking, bold. Bold intro.

[A]

That was great. Because when I made that song, you know, I just got with my girl. Like, you know, me and my girlfriend just got together and she just moved out here with me. And it was just like. That was like the error in my life. Like, hell yeah. You know, I was losing weight at the time. Motherfuckers. Like, you're not losing weight. You're getting bigger and shit. And. And it was like, you know, said, I lost weight. He said, I got bigger. That's okay. So I'm still that, you know, it was just going crazy. I was talking about my girl. Like, I done found me a bitch I don't care if I'm small Me a bitch that'll lift my tummy like. Like that was.

[B]

I love that these are real.

[A]

Myself real, bro. I'm like, bro, we are in that like that right now.

[B]

Oh, quick question before I get into the rest of the album. You can answer these higher back to back. Up to you. What is the whitest thing about you, right after. What is the blackest thing about you? I think I can I tell you what I think, and then you tell me what you think in your own.

[A]

Okay, go ahead.

[B]

I think the blackest thing about you is you say the N word all the time. And the widest thing about you is you say the nword all the time. I thought of that as I was brushing my teeth today. You know what? It's the. You know, the Mexican thing about you. You say the nw all the time.

[A]

The same, dude.

[B]

They love it. They love that word.

[A]

You guys love bro, too.

[B]

You got to say Mexicans. Yeah, so do Indians. I think it's. Anybody foreign. Anybody foreign? It's like, what's the American, bro? Nobody says dude. Yeah, you say dude. I know you're a whitewashed American, dude. See, I said it again. Hey, what's up, bro? That's Stan when he was Canadian. Mexican in that American dad episode. Oh, bro, that's an Armenian. That's a Russian that's here scamming, bro. You want this gold? I'd run out of gas or boss.

[C]

I hate when a motherfucker calls me boss.

[B]

What?

[A]

Boss? Yeah, I don't like that.

[B]

You know what? I just said it to myself and imagine it. Yeah, I don't like it either.

[A]

I have somebody on my team who always says boss. That shit is annoying as fuck, but

[B]

the most sensual thing is, what's up, pa? Go. Are you trying to fuck me? Oh, my God, dude.

[A]

I think the. The whitest thing about me, you know, I. Black people always say, like, oh, you talk white. I guess just because I articulate myself pretty well. Yeah, Enunciate, you know what I'm saying? And then the blackest thing.

[B]

It's a hard question.

[A]

The blackest thing about me. Damn. What's the blackest thing about me? That's crazy. I have a black girlfriend. That's the blackest thing about me.

[B]

That's the black guy thing would be to date a white girlfriend.

[A]

Exactly. Oh, wait,

[B]

I'm normal. He thinks I'm normal.

[A]

So I guess that's the whitest thing about it.

[B]

There you go. It's okay. I exist.

[A]

Blackest thing about me. I've got heart disease. That's the blackest thing about.

[B]

All right, you know what? Right on the head, dude. Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. Okay, sorry, back to the album. I just had to ask that.

[C]

It's the first time we did that segment.

[B]

What's the worst thing about you and what's the blackest thing about you? I. What? I say, what's the whitest thing? What I say, like, what's the most Mexican thing about you? Like, was it the 7 year olds?

[C]

What?

[B]

Or was it your 8 year old's watching your 1 year old? I can't remember what we said, but we wrote it down. It move on the album.

[A]

Mexican thing about you. What do you think it is?

[B]

My brother is 24 years younger than me. That's pretty bright.

[A]

Not your free SPM tattoo.

[B]

I'm not a free SPM Mexican, dude.

[A]

Okay, all right, all right.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

Dude, that is so funny to bring that up, right? About Mexicans. They all have the same reaction, like,

[B]

no, no, that's fake. Like, she wouldn't be in prison, dog. I know some fools from Texas that love him and I'm like, I know you love.

[A]

I know you with him. I know.

[B]

Not even close. Find a spm, anything in my Spotify, you'd be lucky. No, no, no, no. I actually showed him the other day.

[A]

A bookcase of CDs and one of them zipper.

[B]

I do, but never know spm, dude. I never did. I heard about him in high school when he was already getting in jail. What do you do? Go, oh, no, I'm good, dude. Once. No, multiple times.

[A]

I don't know, dude.

[B]

These CDs.

[A]

18 and over.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know, dude. Yeah, I'm not an spm. That's like saying you're an R. Kelly supporter. Hey, I believe I could fly. Still a banger. Can you write the beginning of Space Jam? All right, listen, piss on somebody. He's already on. You guys in the industry. If I was in prison, I would be doing FaceTimes.

[A]

30 bucks.

[B]

R. Kelly.

[A]

Get up.

[B]

Sing for this girl. She's gonna sell me $30 all day, bro.

[A]

Yeah, damn.

[B]

I would be extorting the out of R. Kelly.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[B]

Like, use that voice. Use it.

[A]

They probably are, bro. This.

[B]

No, they are. They're beating his ass in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not having the royal treatment like, he thought he might did. He might be.

[A]

Y' all did. He's having his way in there, bro.

[B]

He's on his stomach on someone's back, slipping and sliding right now, bro. He's break dance on someone's lower back.

[A]

I just want to say, you know, I know Diddy's kids, they're pretty cool people.

[B]

Yeah, me too.

[A]

But hey, man, you know, did. He's definitely having his way in there. He's up. He's having his way in there. He's doing whatever the he wants. He always does what he wants, man. When I seen the Diddy documentary, the only thing that I got from it, I was like, that did whatever he wanted for sure. And anytime, anywhere.

[B]

Remember, he's on Ellen. And he said something. He goes, hey, you know, I got those tapes. Yeah, we talk about that. And they just keep talking like it's a regular show. Have you seen the clip? He goes to Ellen, goes, you know who got all these tapes? He like, shut up. Right to her on camera. And they left it in. I don't know. But you have to apologize. Like, I know your kids, but your dad, that's not right. It's like, yo, you. Some of our parents suck. You don't blame TI for having a shitty son. You don't associate, my king. Wait, no, that's T.I. that's his. That's his. That motherfucker's wild. I've never seen anybody with money go, I'm struggling. No, for real. I'd be like, yeah, I have three meals a day sick. You see his Instagram? Yeah.

[A]

You tripping.

[B]

Making bowls out of aluminum foil so you can eat cereal, wash up washable. Just because I just gotta do this back. Then you struggle like you're eating health food. Non GMO milk. They got vaulted ceilings behind you. All right, sorry. Off again. Boom. Album's coming out July 17th. Any music videos ready?

[A]

A couple Yeah, I got some ready. I got some ready. You know, I've really been trying to make the, you know, music videos as cinematic as possible. You know, I'm writing, like, full scripts for them and shit. More like movie references in the videos.

[B]

That's. That's what I should say. Instead of parodies.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not the exact. Just hinting. Yeah.

[A]

Kind of just like, certain moments from different things that I like. Like, I think in my last video at the end where I, like, lit somebody on fire, I said fucking. Like, it's just been revoked.

[B]

Don't say it. It's just been revoked. What 1998 ass movie is that? It's not Mel Gibson. It's who. What movie is it?

[A]

It's Lethal Weapon.

[B]

Oh, so it is Mel Gibson.

[A]

I got it from Danny.

[B]

Oh, when he says it, that doesn't make sense. Peter. Yeah. You watch new season Family Guy?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

You see where Stewie and Lois take edibles?

[A]

Yeah. That was crazy. Oh, my mind.

[B]

Dude. He finally. She finally understands him.

[A]

Yeah, that was lit.

[B]

Dude, Lois is a shitty wife.

[A]

I don't know. She's.

[B]

She's letting Quagmire hit on her, and then she goes to a resort with him, hoping he tries to bang her because she feels left out. Peter's worse. She still sucks.

[A]

I don't think Peter's worse. I think Peter's Peter.

[B]

You don't think Peters crashes helicopters into the lawn?

[A]

But he's a good. He's a good husband, though. He doesn't cheat on her. You know, he's always.

[B]

Nobody's trying to bang him. Yeah, yeah. He got fired from the brewery, I think.

[A]

I think Lois is a great wife. She holds him down through all his shenanigans with all that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. You're right. But also, like, I never heard this

[C]

case that she's, like, a hoe. And I was quite.

[B]

She hoes around. Ish. And there's a couple seasons where she goes, mama, Right? You know, mom already has two cell phones. They say that about her. It's like, oh, is she cheating on this? Over the past, like, five years, they've been saying little things like, if you

[A]

really watch Family Guy, there actually is character development.

[B]

Yeah. She's becoming more jaded and going, I'm good.

[A]

Exactly. With all the. That Peter.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. He's the worst. He's the worst husband dog. He farts and farts, and they're like, all right, I banged. Clean up. Clean me up. And he goes to sleep, you know, he's the funniest guy on tv, but he's pretty bad husband man. Yeah, he's an okay husband, dad. They treat Meg like. Dude, come on. Yeah, come on.

[A]

But they all do.

[B]

I know, but it's so funny to watch it. She's like, what's that guy, Ian? Or Aaron Danger. Aaron from Jackass. He's like, you're just the punching bag. We're all gonna make fun of you and talk shit to you. Did you watch the Last Jackass?

[A]

I've actually. I've never seen any of those movies. That's some white shit, man. That's. That's. That's some white boy shit.

[C]

That's the blackest thing about him.

[A]

Blackest thing about me. I don't watch Jackass. I don't know, man. Like, they're punching each other in the nuts, slapping each other while they're on toilets. Like, I don't know. That shit's gay.

[B]

Ejecto cedo, cuz.

[C]

What about, like, og when it came out?

[A]

I've never seen any of it.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

It was very funny for a long time. The past two were okay. There's some parts where I don't like. And about 80. I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't do that. This is fun as hell. It's like watching real TV or ridiculousness, but just the same people in. In different scenes. You should watch the first one, man. American Nostalgia.

[A]

I'm going check it out.

[C]

Are they running out of to do at this point?

[B]

The last episode came out. The last movie came out last week. It's over forever.

[A]

Aren't they like all old as.

[B]

Yeah, but they have like five new cast members. Because they're like, yo, I'm not jumping out of that moving car. You do it.

[A]

That's great.

[B]

That's why they're like, here, wind it down, wind it down. It's over. They're all 50, 55. And I'll broke all their bones and put things in their ass and it's over, dude.

[A]

And like, Stevo is still like, putting fish hooks in his face.

[B]

He's tripping, bro.

[A]

He's still doing.

[C]

She is.

[B]

She's. And I just watched the thing where they put the fish hook and put him in the shark tank. Yeah, they did it two times. He's like. Because the first one, it wasn't a good angle. So they did it again the next day. But he had to do hella coke to do it.

[A]

What the fr. He's still doing.

[B]

No, when they did it in that movie, when he in the movie. They put him in the open water and the shark's coming and he's just playing kicks. The shark is the only reason to get bit. Fools are tripping, dude. Okay, how much you getting paid? Not around no sharks.

[A]

Nah, nah, not no sharks, bro. That's crazy.

[B]

Quick question. Are you into tweaker talk? Like tweaker, Tik Tok, Instagram, tweakers pages. Do you get stuck?

[A]

Yes, bro. The schizophrenic people, they be on there. Oh, bro, there's this dude. There's this dude. There's this video I gotta show you. I gotta show. I. I gotta show it.

[B]

Please.

[A]

I don't know, maybe I can send it to him. We can put it on editing, you know, High future Marty. But, bro, this dude he's talking about, somebody broke into his car and stole his eye. Is his license.

[B]

Oh, it's like, oh, I got some real. The. The bed knife lady, she's just walking up, she's covered in sores. She goes, you try to break into my room knife. And then video, she's stabbing her bed. Yo, that place stinks. I can smell the room. Okay?

[A]

And it's like, it's crazy because these people have like. I don't know how it showed up on my for you pages. They have like, no likes. No likes comments.

[B]

It's because you follow me and it probably goes to people you follow because I usually get them at like 15 likes, 20 likes.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

And I'll just invest. I invest early, dude.

[A]

Yeah, I follow. I comment.

[B]

Oh, man, I comment. So I come public page, please. They'd be like, oh, Dave once. Yeah, like, I need a bigger bed knife. That's what I put. Like, damn bed knife. Because that. She's good. So this dude, bro, look at this.

[C]

It's obvious

[A]

whatever my.

[B]

My life means to somebody, whoever.

[A]

But you guys got people breaking into my car, taking my license.

[B]

I don't have.

[A]

I don't have places to push.

[B]

I'm homeless. I didn't lose my wallet in my house.

[A]

He's like, I don't have places to put.

[B]

It's the best way of saying homeless I've ever, ever that got places to put.

[A]

I be saying that all the time. You know, my girl be like, she'll move like, certain stuff around the crib. I'll be like, why are you do. I don't have places to put.

[B]

You be getting so bad.

[A]

I just be saying that.

[B]

I love that he's the same as us. I've been very, very, very, very sadly, disgustingly invested in a person. A tweaker from Arizona. I. I mean, dude, it's been like two months. I have a 15 minute interview with him after this over the phone.

[A]

Oh, that's.

[B]

His name is Mage Mazer and he's a Mexican that lives outside and he has catchphrases and does ads all day. But he, he's tweaking and doesn't understand crop the video. So he'd be like this. You hear someone go, hey, what's up? And it's always delayed as. And he like catch me and it clips and he comes catch me up. And it's never edited and his phone's broken. So while you hear the. And then it's got. He lives in his car, so he'll post all night. He's weaker, so he'll be just sitting the car. And he just cuts to sweaty ass Mexican shout out for Arizona tire. And he just does them all night. I love him, dude. He's so methed out. I can't.

[C]

It's all about his like auto business.

[B]

Oh, we found him because he has a construction. I found a guy doing an ad like call Mage Major Construction. He's given the ad and everything and he brings out a gun. That's his catchphrase. On his hand. I'm invested.

[A]

This is crazy.

[B]

I was texting him at 3am because that's when tweakers are up and I'm like, you ready for tomorrow? I need a 12 hour. I need a 12 hour advance, dude, because I don't trust. Anyway. This is a parking lot. 7:11. I can't get enough. I'll send it to you. You're going to fall in love. His shorts to his shoes. There's only that much distance between his shorts and shoes. Four is the biggest shorts you've ever seen. He's a little dude. Open, carry, open carry, lighter. And then it's the other day. You don't know when it's a lighter. It's a real gun. So don't come up on me like, oh, you're right. And then he said, who wants it? Had a bag, dropped it full of real bricks. Like, anybody want to fight? Like, this motherfucker's awesome. He reminds me so much of Merced where I'm from. Dude. I love it anyway. Yes, I'm very invested in tweaker talks. Gets a friend of time. There's that little small like dwarf guy that sings Christian metal. You've seen him?

[A]

No.

[B]

You're gonna fall in love. I can't Wait to send it to you. He's got a speech impediment and he's deaf, I think. And his lyrics, what was it? Women's basketball, Christian rap, metal. I can't wait. His name's Elijah. I'm gonna meet him one day anyway. I hate the fact that I'm so invested in things I don't care about.

[A]

I used to be like that, and then now I just, I don't, I'm not. You said what?

[B]

You just let it be or you just don't watch it?

[A]

No, I, I, I, I don't get too invested. Like, I'll do it for like face value, see a couple videos. But like now it's just like, I don't know, I got my own to be worried about for sure.

[B]

But when I opened the Explorer page, like, it's these guys again, dude.

[A]

I used to do the whole deep dive and I'm just like, no, no,

[B]

I can't do that. I don't follow her. But my phone knows I want to see it. So, like when I'm just chilling, waiting for, oh, look at this guy today. It's just, it's butterfly effect. Like, that could be me. If I kept doing drugs, that would have been me.

[A]

Could you imagine?

[B]

You guys are talking about me on a show with another guy. But look at this guy, he's so weak. He's tweet.

[A]

I kind of like hyper, like, focus on, like me like that. I'm almost kind of, I guess you could say I'm like self centered or whatever. But like, most of the shit I'll be watching online is of me. Like, I'd be looking up my videos and I'll be like, okay, what can I do to make this video a little better? Like just kind of like hyper focus on that.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, I'm talking about. I know, lose your stuff where you're like, I'm wasting my time watching tweakers. But I'll just do it for 10 minutes and I'll just get back to what I was. It's usually when I'm at stoplights, that's how I'm like, okay, I won't post no more. Fuck. What's he doing today? Is he tweaking? Yeah, he's tweaking. Like, you never know. Like, there's superstars out there at these gas stations. They just don't know it yet. So do you think I feel like there's aliens out there. Watch this. Like the Truman Show. Like, look at this guy saying, it's full of Meth heads. It's fucking hilarious. They're just watching us like the Simpsons. Yeah, two aliens from the Simpsons.

[A]

Probably right across the street from you. There's about 17 of them.

[B]

Yeah, but they're just illegal aliens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not really. They like soccer, dude.

[A]

Yeah, that's American. They're all watching us to see when they can leave in shifts and shit.

[B]

Do you believe that sometimes you go to a store and you're like, who are all these that walked in after me that don't want nothing? Are these real people? Do you ever feel that? Fake world or no fake world? Yeah, we're like, damn, is this a simulation? I could have swore I was the only here. Now there's 62 people here. Nah, you don't dive into that.

[A]

Nah, I don't dive into that.

[B]

You don't like schizophrenia dudes? Yeah, bro, I don't like the Matrix situation. And hey, man, this world's a weird place.

[A]

I'm trying to. I'm trying to get through this my damn self, bro.

[B]

I. I get you. But sometimes my brain will wander like, that guy's not real. You don't wear socks like that. That guy's not real, dude. I know, Marty. Do you ever feel it?

[C]

Oh, this thing's wandering constantly.

[B]

Oh, okay, Cool, cool, cool. I'm either going, can I kill this guy if he's. He's buff? I'm going have to stab him if he goes nuts. Is there an exit over there? All right. Damn, my back hurts. And then that's my brain all day. And then you hear like a song from a show.

[C]

That's why like in school, I couldn't ever pay attention what the teacher's thinking or talking about. Cuz I'm only on some offshoot of some thinking about.

[A]

I'm always like, my mind is warm, but I don't go into like, you know, this is a simulation. And that's all the time. Skin Walker, dude. Like my wandering about dumb. Like, I honestly, I've been wandering. My mind's been wandering since I've been here. About this pattern on the wall.

[B]

Buffalo.

[A]

Is this like a street or.

[B]

Buffalo, New York, Merced.

[A]

What is this?

[B]

This is Merced, California, where I'm from. And that's Buffalo.

[A]

Cuz I've been like following the pattern. I'm like, is this a maze?

[C]

What am I, right?

[A]

This is a parking lot of a

[B]

grocery store house right here.

[C]

We should have put Merced on here somewhere.

[B]

That's Merced and that's Buffalo. We thought like, yeah, let's put the two shitty towns on the walls, you know, Like. Yeah, that's the worst of the west

[A]

and the worst of the East.

[B]

Dude, dudes, let's just throw the whole wall. Yeah, we should redo it.

[C]

Have you been back to your hometown?

[A]

Yeah, I have twice since being out here. I moved out here in 2024. I should probably go back at some point.

[B]

Oh, once a year only.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, I. I mean, I. I see me being out here as like, kind of like business. Like a business trip.

[B]

Yeah, you're on a.

[A]

But. Yeah. Type. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's no reason for you to live out here. Pay these prices. Prices, for sure.

[A]

So, you know, I've been back a couple times. I should probably go back again, but I never asked.

[B]

You have brothers and sisters?

[A]

Yeah, I have one brother, two sisters. Yeah.

[B]

Younger? Older.

[A]

Two older. One older brother, one older sister, and one younger sister. I'm like the middle child, I guess, almost.

[B]

If we're bad at math, he's the middle child. I was trying to do it, too. Like you said middle.

[C]

Not really.

[B]

It's.

[C]

So you like going back? You don't, like, hate it?

[A]

I actually do. They treat me like I'm Obama when I go back there and.

[B]

Wait, what's that treatment? Well, it depends, you know, you're a dude. What's going on?

[A]

You know, they're pretty pissed about that.

[B]

Yeah, they were. I was just joking. I've seen the videos. Something swinging? No, but I don't know what it was.

[A]

No, I'm from, like, a small town of. In Iowa, so, like, there's not really anybody famous out of there, so.

[B]

You know Slipknot? Yeah.

[A]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

That's the whitest thing about. You know who Slipknot is.

[A]

He's from there, too.

[B]

Ashley Kutcher?

[A]

Yeah. Hell, yeah.

[B]

Boring ass. What happened to him? He went from punk to being cool. And it was like, I'm out. Who else? Somebody else could take over this. Let Pete Davidson have my spot.

[C]

He's so much better.

[B]

That's who we got. Lose his mind and run away and punked the guy that. Who else did he do? He made like, four fools almost.

[C]

Dude.

[A]

You asked one of the. I made him lose his mind, too. They never give him the accountability. It's always somebody else's fault for him losing his mind.

[B]

He. That was the only time I saw Go. Yep, that's what I would do. He stole the tape and started running. Exactly. It's like, that's my. Take my footage. And then Jadakiss. Right. Right in The Jadakiss.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

He's in the back. He goes, we're stuck in this trap. He goes, I'm just kidding. Now he just leaves his limo and just walks.

[C]

Oh, I'm punked.

[B]

I'm punks, remember?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It didn't even work. He was like, I'm not doing it. That's what happened to me. Like, your shit's messed up. Like that fool's. I'm leaving.

[C]

Right?

[B]

You can't punk anybody anymore. Everybody assumes you're getting punked. Fake. Let's get. Dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So many people out there. Old men in suits pretending to far you've seen too many of them.

[A]

The briefcase has a camera in it.

[B]

Yeah, I'm good. Rate me at 1 out of 10. Like, get away from me. It's your only fans. That's it. Ashton Kutcher. Yeah. There's nobody else from Iowa I can't think of.

[A]

But yeah. So you know, when I go back there, you know, people are always, you know, stopping me, asking me for pictures, you know, congratulations. And just I feel the love there.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

Good. Super sick in your small town. How big. How small is that?

[A]

It's probably like a hundred thousand people there.

[B]

Oh, like my town. Okay. It's not. It's like four miles wide.

[A]

Yeah. Type.

[B]

Yeah. How big is Buffalo, man?

[C]

We had like 1.5 million at one point. Now it's been going down. We got like we're under 200. Yeah.

[B]

You're losing numbers every winter. It's ridiculous.

[A]

Sad.

[B]

You see people freeze to death out there.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

The guy literally froze. Like that full Jim Carrey in the mess told me to freeze. Hey, man, he's tripping. No, that ice age coming day after tomorrow. Jake Gyllenhaal can't save me and the ice is coming. What pose do you do? We got seven seconds till you're dead. They're gonna find you.

[A]

Peter Griffin, when he got froze in the Star Wars Family Guy, he pulled his ass out and.

[B]

Is that what it was?

[A]

Yeah, he pulled his ass out.

[B]

Yeah. I think I got to do like the Bugs Bunny and Tad shirts or have put next to me pull. Bro, they write books about me when they find me. But look at this swagged out ass young kid.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This go back handstand.

[C]

Handstand would be a tight move. Handstand?

[B]

Dude, I gotta be sore for eternity. I'm not doing a hand.

[C]

You know how shredded you're gonna be after that?

[B]

That'd be crazy. Or I'll pose it a push up like this was. This one was on a one arm push up, looking all six. This is a real conversation I've had. I asked people this question a lot. If you're in a freeze, what pose you doing? I haven't found a better one.

[C]

It happens.

[B]

It doesn't happen.

[C]

That's how we got on this topic. This happens.

[B]

Oh, that's Buffalo.

[A]

Yeah.

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[C]

Who you've been listening to next?

[B]

No one.

[A]

Or watching a lot of my own. There's this artist named Non Vicious I with a lot is his music's pretty fire. Suggest you guys go check that out.

[B]

Someone makes music like you. Yeah.

[C]

What type of sound is that?

[A]

What type of sound is. I mean, he's a rapper, just rap.

[B]

It's pretty fire you're a rapper, dude. You can't put your sound. He's a rapper.

[A]

Some rap.

[B]

Just calm down.

[A]

The first underground rap, I guess. Yeah, it's Pretty fire, though I with it.

[B]

Out of the funny rap stuff you've heard, I'm sure you've heard some funny. Who would you say does a good job besides. Well, not if she says he's a rapper, but there's some guys out there that do a good job who would you. If you hurt anybody, like, they're not serious talking about drugs and guns. They might make a dick joke here and there. That's the kind of guys I think

[A]

the pinnacle of it. Like, the best that we've seen, probably Little Dicky, he's just.

[B]

Yes, he's great. He's really good at it. Nobody ever says Weird Al because he's not rapping, but crushes it for 40 years now.

[C]

Of course. He's the guy.

[B]

He's the man. Oh, you ever.

[A]

Zach Fox sounds so familiar.

[B]

I like Zach Fox. He has some funny. Dude, Froggy Fresh is coming back. You remember Froggy fresh?

[A]

No. From YouTube? No, no. Who's that?

[B]

Oh, the little ass dude. His homie would rap now. He's got long, luscious hair and does songs about being gay. I love it. He's making bangers, talking about dick. It's funny as hell, dude. Hey, man, Lonely island did a great job too. Dookie island was my favorite song. You ever listen to Lonely Island?

[A]

Yeah, I've heard some songs travel on

[B]

Dookie Island's funny as. It's a hard ass, like, action Bronson song. Talking about your pants. That's. That's. That's what we're here for, Dave, okay? That's what we're here for. Shitting your pants and rapping.

[A]

All right? I'm all about those two things.

[B]

Yes, exactly. Speaking of shitting your pants, you have been going up the stairs like a madman. Yeah, I've been.

[A]

I've been trying.

[B]

It's all that matters, man. I'm really trying here.

[A]

You know that, bro. You know what pissed me off the other day, right? So it's this. And he's gonna. He's gonna fucking splooge in his pants when he hears me say his name. There's this dude I played Fortnite with back in the day, and then I just recently got back on the game. This nigga still on the same shit, hella levels up, still playing for tonight. So I'd be playing for tonight with him and shit, right? And sometimes I'll like stream on TikTok while I'm playing the game. And so we're playing the game and I'm shitting on him in a 1v1, like badly. I did it like 5 times in a row. And he's like, alright, let's do one more. And if you lose, you have to do five laps up the stairs, five laps up and down. I'm like, bruh, this is so easy. I'm gonna fucking shit on you. Like, this is. I'm not doing those laps. Like I'm winning. So I'm about to. I'm about to win, right? And he's like, you know what, bro? I mean, you're gonna win, but you're really losing by not doing the laps. Like, you're not. I'm like, bro, don't do this, don't do this. He won't, man. And so he's like, bro, I mean, chat, if you want him to do the laps. He starts talking to the chat, bro, there's like 3,000 people in the live. They're all, do the laps, do the laps, bro. It's three in the morning. It's three am, my nigga. Three in the morning. And I'm like, bro, I would have to wake my girl up to hold the phone while I do the laps. Like, you niggas is tripping. And then he's like, yo, start spamming galaxies if you want them to do the lapse. I'm like, bro, don't do that. No, please don't spam, bro. Like, six people donated.

[B]

What's that mean? Galaxy.

[A]

Those are like gifts that they can. Galaxies is worth like $10 on there.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

So they just keep spamming like, bro, please stop paying me.

[B]

I don't want it.

[A]

Yeah. I'm like, bro, I thank you for the gifts, but, like, then I know I'm gonna have to do it. And I'm like, yeah, you got it. He's like, bro, I mean, and then I beat him. And he's like, bro, you gotta do it, man. You got to do it. I'm like, bro, you so. Man, I woke my girl up and she wasn't even mad. She was. I just told her, I'm like, yo, let's go do laps. And that's why I love my girl, because she's always so supportive and. And just always pushing me when I need a good push. She's like, you want to do the laps? All right, come on, let's do it. I thought she was going to be mad and that I woke her up, but no, she was. She's. Okay, let's do it. So I did the laps and, you know, the live was cheering me on and.

[B]

Oh, you did it while online.

[A]

Yeah, I did it while.

[B]

Accountability to the max. He can't stop nothing.

[A]

Yeah, bro. I'm like, all right, let's do it. So, you know, like that, you know, the whole chat motivated me. And when I was doing the laps, there was like hella people in there and donating even more galaxies. So I'm like, we might as well just have to. We might have to start doing.

[B]

You imagine if in like five years, this feels like David Goggins rapping about his dick and still. Oh my God. Then what is anybody going to say? Like, you guys talk to me. You're determined. Yeah, dude, one day. Hopefully one day, man. Like, damn, Thomas Buff, you're smoke a lot. Like, yeah, what else you got? Cuz I remember as a kid, after I got over, like, you're dog that died two years ago. Your mom's a hoe. I saw it. You guys are on welfare.

[A]

Like me.

[B]

It was the best. When. As soon as I got over, like fifth grade. Ish.

[A]

Hey, fat ass.

[B]

Like, your parents are illegal. Yeah, be careful. Like, one phone call and I can end this fat ass thing and you're gone for real.

[A]

No, but, but, no. The stairs. Yeah, I've been. I do that every day. You know, like three times a day. And you know, my girl has been, you know, really? My girl's been motivating me so much. I'm so lucky to have her in my life. I've become one of those, like, losers to where your girl is your best friend and shit. I know they say, hey, your girl should be your best friend. That's some loser shit. That's some fucking loser shit. But hey, listen, my girl is my best friend. I love it.

[B]

But that's some loser shit. That is not. Tell me what. Because it's like, guys have dicks. Do you want to be around dicks all day? That's gay shit. All right? I win conversation over guys with dicks all the time. Or like a girl the most fun is when Rosie and like three of her homies, I'm like, I'd rather be in a car full of girls because dudes act like.

[A]

Because it's like eventually there's a moment, like, if you're. When your girl is truly your best friend, my is a little bit different because my girl is my only friend. I don't really have any friends anymore.

[B]

So I feel you. I hang with two other people maybe

[A]

at Max whenever she, you know, because, bro, we're adults. We naturally want our own alone time, you know, she want to Watch. She want to watch it. I want to play the game or whatever. Vice versa. So whenever she's, you know, having her time, it's like, I don't know what the fuck to do, nigga. I'm sitting here, you know, twiddling my thumbs like, damn, I'm bored as shit. I want to fudgeing, talk to my girl. You know what I mean? Like, it just did some loser shit.

[B]

I feel that, cuz. I'll sit there, go, what do I do? She's gone. What did I used to do? Exactly.

[A]

What did she used to do when she's gone? Like, when she's gone somewhere, I'm like a puppy waiting at the door.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know what to do with myself. I just get on the computer, go, be productive. Be productive, dude. Go get a triple. I'll do that later. And then I won't go to sleep. Yeah, the only time I go to sleep is I'm like, ah, I know she doesn't want me up all night. I'll go to sleep. I don't sleep.

[A]

And then when she goes to sleep, I'm just waiting on her to wake up.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That. That's different, dude. That's a little different. I'll just get on live and say, fuck it, I get alive. Yeah, I'll clean up my house again. I don't have hobbies, but that's the same.

[A]

That's the thing, like, you saying you don't sleep like, I do all those things. Get on live, go do something else.

[B]

You just don't know what else to do.

[A]

And then when that's done, I'm like, all right. Spent the past four hours doing on this. Oh, girl's still asleep. What's next? Don't really want to do nothing.

[B]

Oh, I, I. Dude, this is the dilemma of my life. I get bored and go, but I don't want to go to sleep. That's boring.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's the dumbest I've ever. I just got blackout curtains. It's the only thing in my life that's like, I go to sleep for. You'll sleep. And it helps. I feel you. So I don't know what to do with myself. I got all the fun in my house, but, like, I already did all that. I wish I had a go kart, like, you know, like, I wish I had something cool.

[A]

Yeah, you start doing, like, dumb, like. Yeah. I don't know. I just went through a lot of the past year. I had to remove a lot of people out of my life.

[B]

And so I was asking, bringing it up. No Jesse, no Blunts. Jesse's gone.

[A]

We're kind of on our own journeys now. Okay.

[B]

I was wondering, you know what I'm

[A]

saying, He's on his journey, I'm on mine.

[B]

In a good or bad.

[A]

I mean, those type of things never end on a good, good note.

[B]

But, you know, I'm asking somebody, do I need to. Do I need to follow Jesse still?

[A]

Yeah, I do.

[B]

Do I need to follow this man? Like, is he just beating things to you, man?

[A]

No, he's. He's. He's. Jesse's a. A great guy.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Great dude. Some people just want different things in life, you know?

[B]

So you want to help more dudes and you're like, no, dude, I get it, man. I understand.

[A]

But, yeah, I don't. He's. He's on his own journey, you know what I'm saying? Whenever he wants to.

[C]

It's tricky when your friends and, like, collaborator, producer, artist relationship and you're trying to, like, lock in, like, damn near live together type. That can get real tricky.

[A]

Yeah, that definitely can. But, you know, he. He'll. He's always. He's always somebody who, like, winds up on their feet, you know, so he'll be all right. All right.

[B]

And then you said you had to cut more fools out of your life, is what you're saying.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. A lot of people. A lot of friends and people who I thought were my friends, and, yeah, that shit got crazy.

[B]

Sick explanation, dude.

[A]

Yeah, you know, just. It's just the fame. You know, people switch up when the money comes and the fame comes. Like. You know, they say that money changes you, but, nigga, that shit changes the people around you the most. Yeah, Real shit, you know I'm saying? So that shit sucks. Happen to cut people out of your life who you really love and care about. And then that also makes you, like, paranoid. You start cutting people out of your life that shouldn't be cut out, you know? I'm saying, like, fuck it. Everybody's got to go. And then you're like, oh, damn. Then you have to do, like, the. The gay ass. Like, I'm sorry. Please come back.

[B]

I never done. I do the. I'll help everybody with one thing. Start a bit.

[A]

And.

[B]

And when you drop the ball and you stop giving a. You stop answering my calls because you spent all your money. That's. I'm like, hey, did my deed when I'm 80. Like, I helped everybody I've ever known at least tried. Yeah, and now I could be a selfish and go do cool stuff. That. That's when I'll do that. I'll be like, yeah, I'm going to do whatever I want to care. I don't care about your problems. I gave you how much money. You didn't do nothing with it. Can you pay me back? No. Then shut the up.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Then you're fine. I do with everybody, dude. Everybody. I know. It's a good test, man. Like, did you grow up with money?

[A]

No.

[B]

So you. You used to not have money?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So if you lost all the money you had, like, dude, I was used to this. This is home state. This is how I, like, struggle a little bit. Yeah, good. Sometimes. But it's cool not to. Yeah, yeah, it's dope. Going and got taken out early. I took it out of the bank early. That's.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

Like, yeah, that's cool. Like when your bills come out earlier than you thought and you're like, I don't have to sell anything. I'm all right, you know, like, it's a good feeling, dude. So do you like la? Do you see yourself saying, I'm gonna

[A]

stay, but I don't like it. I've been through too much here.

[B]

Besides, people. Do you like being in this place?

[A]

No. No, I don't. No. I just. I grew up in a small town, so the big city life, this just. I'm not for it, bro. Like, it's loud all the time, bro. It's. It's quiet as where I'm from. It's peaceful, it's quiet. You don't really hear. I'm hearing all throughout the day. This is elote cart that goes past my crib every day at 1pm That

[B]

a regular ass time?

[A]

Yeah, the same time every day, bro.

[B]

All I heard was this Mexican guy's very, very punctual and I hate it.

[A]

He's like a horn. He's got like a bike. Corn.

[B]

Yeah, he's just all, you want some mayonnaise and corn? Yes. Isn't it crazy? You just get hot mayonnaise and corn. Go put some powder on it. Yeah, sell me that. I never got the elote. I'll just eat corn. I like mayonnaise, but not.

[A]

But no, man, I. I'm going to stay here for, you know, business reasons.

[B]

But if you could split it, would you?

[A]

If I could, yeah.

[B]

But you're out here constantly.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, that shit's too much. And then like, you know as when you're a rapper and going back to Your hometown. That shit's nice. But you can't just be posted up there. Will kill you, rob you, extort you. All types of. You can't be doing that in Iowa. Yeah.

[C]

Any.

[A]

They don't kill you anywhere. Yes.

[B]

Oh, I know the kill you thing is true. But like. Yeah, you don't do where you're like, I'm gonna go to the nightclub.

[A]

You don't need to do it. That's what I'm saying. You don't need to.

[B]

I'm saying being outside, you don't.

[A]

If you're there, somebody's gonna see you. Like, you can try to stay in your mom's house. Neighbors will see you coming in. That's what I'm saying. Like, when I'm there, there's no hiding. I wear a big bright tracksuit and people can see me even if I don't wear the tracksuit. There's no. Is that Dave? There's like. That is. Dave wants.

[B]

And if it's not. Stunt double opportunity. Yeah, yeah. Coming in very short. So it's like shots.

[A]

You know, it's. You can't.

[B]

Once you move to adjacent town or

[A]

like something closer, that's man will travel. That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Like when they hear that criminals have guns.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Like I. I grew up in Iowa but. And it's like good portion white people. But there is there.

[B]

I like the title. It's on the border.

[A]

It's on the border of Iowa and Illinois. Right. So from Chicago will come there and just start up for the town.

[B]

Like Oaklander said some wild damage. When I was a kid, it was a big Mexican like gang banger riots. So. Yeah, I get it. Why don't you just move to the next biggest city close. Because the big city you kind of need so you can blend and be gone and disappear and nobody. That's your house with your lawn. I can walk up to your door. That's why I don't live where I live anymore. Like, there's no. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment of $45 for three months, $90 for six months or $180 for 12 month plan required $15 per month. Equivalent taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy.

[A]

See terms.

[B]

There's no two story building like that like where I can have a guard or a apartment with. You have to get buzzed in. That's the only reason why I live in the buzzing apartment. Because fools are weird.

[A]

Yeah, no, that'd be weird. Yeah. I gotta move from where I'm at now too, brother. Be people coming off the elevator. Oh my son, he loves you. I'm gonna go get him so we can get a picture.

[B]

Not gonna wait. I'm in the elevator.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Going up.

[A]

Then one time there's like a full. I press the button to go in the elevator. It's a full Mexican family. And when they see me, their eyes just fucking. And I was running late. I'm like, I'll take the stairs. So I just went to the stairs and then bruh, I get to the stair, the bottom of the stairwell. They're waiting there. I'm like, what the fuck? Like did you guys fucking jump down the elevator? Well, like they're waiting like yo, can we get pictures? I'm like, yeah, well I don't mind taking the pictures. I'm like, I feel comp. This spot feels compromised now. Too many people know that I stay here.

[B]

Yeah. I mean dude, it's la.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

How many people live that. Whoa. Vicky girl kept getting me smoking charges on my. Or smoking the complaints on my floor. I was smoking it out. But the complaint they were talking about was backwoods. I'm like, I don't smoke backwards. And I finally saw the person come out. I'm like, it's the Woah. Vicky girl. That dumbass. Are you kidding me? And I saw all. There's so many celebrity fools. I mean it's LA la. Dude, everybody's doing this. You don't tell people I live here. That's really what LA is.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No one's rude. They're just nervous.

[A]

Yeah, bro, that. I don't know that be making me anxious. But.

[B]

So now you're gonna move?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. What street and address you move to?

[A]

Yeah, cuz you're social. Take out some credit. I'm definitely gonna move soon. I. I don't know. I'm really. This, this real quick on the album thing. This album I'm really excited about because this is the last album under my current label.

[B]

Oh, are you going different labels? Are you going to go independent? What are you trying to do?

[A]

Weighing my options right now.

[B]

Great choices.

[A]

Weigh my options right now. You know, I'm saying I've had a lot of meetings and a lot of people interested, so I'm just glad to be from under the people that I was under.

[C]

It's the worst being wrapped up with some people you don't want to work with, if that's the case. Really?

[A]

Yeah. And then, like, you know, watching the relationship sour over.

[B]

It's a record company you're talking about, right? Like a record deal you're talking about. Yeah, but what don't you like about a record company? Because usually the complaint I hear from rappers, like, they told me I can't say that or I gotta drop that song. You say some. It's not like they didn't sign you. Go be clean. Well, you know, that.

[A]

That's. That's one of the things. And it's just kind of like the. I think the main problem was them. They kind of got bitter about my success, if that makes sense.

[B]

They didn't get more percentage.

[A]

No, they got bitter in the sense of. They would tell me to do something and I'd be like, hey, that's stupid. I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna do this. And then it got to the point to where. And the thing that I did would be. I would have success from the thing that I did.

[B]

Oh, so they would get.

[A]

They would get mad.

[B]

They would be, like, jealous about it.

[A]

Yeah. They're like, well, you're not listening to the things I'm like, well, what's the problem here? It's. It's bringing success. You guys are giving me dumbass ideas, and I'm not listening to it because it's stupid. Then I do my own idea, and it's. It's making you money. You know, I'm saying, like, there. The whole thing is like, you're not following our blueprint print. Like, we're not gonna waste time. And so it just came to the point where I just give them the ideas. Right. And then they just didn't like that dynamic. They weren't with that.

[B]

That I didn't want you to follow, like, kind of thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They just started doing weird shit, like having. It's some, like, spies after me and shit. Yeah. Like, places I would be. Like, randomly, like, places I'd be. People from the label would show up, like, events I'd go to, and I'm like, what the are you doing here?

[C]

And.

[A]

And one or two times it's a coincidence. But then, like, that starts happening so many. I'm like, yeah, you are. Because they're trying to see how I'm getting this, making this work, you know what I'm saying? Like, how am I doing what I'm doing? So they can use that to the new blueprint their other artists, you know what I'm saying? They're trying to get a new blueprint. Which nigga? All you got to do is ask me. I'll give it. This isn't like a secret Mr. Krabs recipe, you know, saying like, all you got to do is take a little bit of. What's that? Humility or a pride, you know, put your pride to the side and just ask me how you doing it Naked.

[B]

Yeah, you know I'm saying I would totally ask.

[A]

They would call me shocked.

[B]

Like, they probably just don't want to pay you in case it works. Yeah, they would always call me shocked

[A]

after I did something, you know, let's say, like, for instance, like, what's one thing? Oh, when I went on stage and, you know, performed for the first time and that shit went viral, me sitting down like, yo, how did you. How did you pull that off? Sat down. And I'm like, I just outperformed. Like, you guys sound so surprised because that's like an idea that I had. And they, they shut it down. They were like. I remember it was like right before my album that came out that time was like 2024, and we were talking about me doing shows. And they were like, well, how do you think we can go about you doing shows? I'm like, well, I'll just bring a chair on stage whenever I need to sit. Sit. Whenever I can stand, I'll stand. They're like, we don't know if that's a good idea. How about you wait until January or February? And I'm like, bro, why would we do that? Like, the moment is hot now. Why are we waiting? Like, that doesn't make no sense to me. And so they pretty much said, we're not gonna help you get any shows because we don't think it's a good idea. And so I'm like, alright, well, I'll figure that shit out myself. I did a song with babytron and we shot the video to it. He had a show in LA the next day. He was like, pull up to the show. And then when I was at the show, my manager was like, yo, can Dave go on to perform just one song? And that's how I got the show. So after I did that, that led to me getting other shows and shit. Now If I would have just listened to them, I would have waited to fucking January and February.

[B]

I would have been done.

[A]

And I would have never. When I did that one, that's what lead me to do Juice World Day in Chicago.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

At the United Center, I believe. And so that's. That was in front of 20,000 people. That's when I fucking said, fuck Snoop Dogg on stage. And. And so I would have never got that opportunity. From that opportunity, more came. So if I would have listened to them, I would have never gotten that opportunity.

[B]

And you didn't have these people when you were starting getting it popping. So it's kind of like they're the backbone, not the playmakers, because they don't know what the. They're doing. That's what they got you. They would have made you what you are if that's the case. Doesn't make any sense.

[A]

So, you know, and then there's the whole thing with the unnecessary serious song.

[B]

What happened? They got mad, bro.

[A]

That was. Bro, this story is crazy as.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

My bad. So it came time for me to play them my album, right? So this is like.

[B]

Like the boardrooms.

[A]

Is this, like, January? Because this shit's serious. Hey. Hi, Future Marty. So this shit's serious, man. So I'm working on my album for a full year, dealing with. With them and all types of. And then I told them, hey, I'm done with the album. They're like, okay, come and play us the album. I play them. I go to their office, I play them the album. They're looking like. Just uninterested. Like motherfuckers looking at the ceiling, looking at their phone, all types of shit. And I'm just playing them peak. Like, when you hear the album, you'll be like, why the fuck would they think that this is it anyway? So they're just, like, not interested in all types of shit. And I had a line on the album where I said that. I think I said that somebody is gay. And the label, the owner was like, that's. I just find that to be unnecessary. And I'm like, well, nigga, we're not making fucking gospel music. None of this is necessary. You know what I'm saying? We're. This is rap. We're all talking about bitches and hoes, you know, I'm saying our chains, all types of shit. Like, none of this shit is necessary music. So what the fuck are you even saying that for? Like, you're the owner of a rap label. Like, what are you talking about? Necessary? So when he said that, it just kind of rubbed me the wrong way. And then they gave me, like. As I was playing them the songs, I'm asking them, like, okay, are you guys offended by any of these words? Do you think I should change anything? And they're all saying, no, I'm not offended. But I could see how somebody else could be. But I'm not offended. I'm like, all right, so we should have no problem with you niggas pushing these songs, because that was something that they had before. They were offended by some of the things I said in my song. So they weren't pushing the songs.

[B]

Okay, but they were personally invested in you, though.

[A]

Exactly. And they invested in me because of the. That type of music.

[B]

It's not. When it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like the Isaac, like, don't talk about Scientologists.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Everybody else.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyways, after I. After that whole meeting we came up, they're like, all right, stay away from these topics. Mexicans, domestic violence.

[B]

They go hand in hand, though.

[A]

Violence and what else?

[B]

Teenage pregnancy, I think another Mexican. What are you doing there?

[A]

We'll just go with those two Mexicans and domestic violence. I'm like, all right. So I'm like, okay. Mexicans, domestic violence. Cool. Won't mention that. But everything else is fair game. And they said, yeah, you know, everything else, dude. So I'm like, I'll just. We'll just stick to the fucking N words and F words that we're used to. You know what I'm saying? Saying. So I'm like, hell, yeah. So after I got home, I'm like, bro, they're really trying to, like, I don't know. I just. I felt I didn't like how the meeting went. They gave me a bunch of other things, but those are the only two that I remember. There was a bunch of other things that I couldn't talk about. And so I'm like, damn. Like, I had a studio session planned for two days later. I didn't even want to go. Like, I was dreading. This is the first time I. I love making music, but I was dreading going to the studio. So, bro, what the. Am I gonna. Like, I can't do what I do. Like, what the hell? So I go to the studio, and. But before the day before, my producer comes over, and he's cooking up some beats, and we're cooking up this. This beat, and it's. It's fire. Like, when he made it, I'm just like, we're not moving on to Next beat. Keep playing this. Like. Keep playing it. Like, played it like, 90 times. I'm just like, bro, this is fire. Like, what the fuck? And then I wrote something to it. I don't ever write my music, but I'm like, all right, well, I'm gonna go to the studio, and I have to stick to these PG 13 guidelines. Like, let's write something to it. So I write something to it. We go to the studio. The next day, I get to the studio, and I don't like what I wrote. And I'm like, this is not good, bro. Like, you know what? I went in the booth. I'm like, you know what, bro? It I. I gotta say what I. What I. What? I know. So then I get in there, you know, made the Unnecessary song.

[B]

That's the one you made after.

[A]

Okay, yeah, after. That's, like, right after. And I named it Unnecessary because he said that she like, this is unnecessary. And it was kind of like a taunt. But I didn't say, yo, the label. No, not just like, nigga, you guys say this is unnecessary. I'm gonna show you how necessary this shit is. So after that, I put the snippet online. The next day, it starts going crazy. Then I make more snippets to. It starts going crazy. I think the shit's at, like. Last time I checked, it was like 40,000 uses on tick Tock with the sound. But hell yeah, not even that.

[B]

Like, what video are they using? That's what I wanted. Rally.

[A]

Yeah. A lot of white hooded gentlemen.

[B]

Yeah, this makes rally music. That's the name of your next song.

[A]

Rally Music. But. But not. So after that, the song's going crazy. And they were telling me, they're like, yo, if you want us to promote your. You want us to put marketing behind it, you have to be posting every day. So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna do that. So I started posting every day, which is, like, gay. Like, bro, I'm a rapper. I don't need to be posting the song every day. Me doing dances and like. But all right, that's what you guys want me to do to market this song. I'll do it. So I'm doing what they tell me to do. Then the video, I shot a video to it, and they were fine with the song. But then when the video came out, they were like, nah, we know. Fuck with this part. They not like you. Did you see the video?

[B]

Yeah, but, like, what they didn't fuck with.

[A]

They didn't like the shooting. They didn't like the shooting at all.

[B]

That's okay. Wow.

[A]

Yeah, they didn't like the.

[B]

That happens at school. They teach that, man. That's how I learned the grip.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's up. But it's very.

[A]

So, yeah, man. After that, they were just kind of like, we're not. We're not putting any marketing behind this. So I just marketed. Yeah. I'm like, all right, well, you guys are out of touch and stupid.

[B]

Well, it's the last album.

[A]

Yes. Last album with them. And just because of that, they were on some shit like, we're not gonna let you go. But then after that. And unnecessary shit.

[B]

Get away from us.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, That's. I call that my chipmunk basket. Because in Alvin and Chipmunks movie, you know, when he stole the muffin basket.

[B]

Never seen the movie. You never seen Jason Lee.

[A]

Yeah, you never seen that film, man. So the movie start. Just give you a brief. It starts with three chipmunks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Three chipmunks. But the chipmunks, fucking.

[C]

They.

[A]

Their tree gets knocked down. So they, like. The tree gets transported somewhere and, like, the. The. From the forest. And they. It's Christmas time. So they decorate the tree and they put it in the office of, like, a label. Like a music label.

[B]

The main character, Alvin, the Chipmunks works

[A]

and they get the record. Yeah, but wait, wait, hold on, wait. That's not exactly how. So the main character, who's the human, Jason Lee, he goes and he's like a songwriter. He's playing his music for the label. And when he goes into the label, they're, like, offering him water and muffin baskets and all types of. And when he plays his music, the label's like, yo, this sucks. You're trash. Leave. So he leaves and he's trying to grab the water. The bitch, like, no, you can't get any water. He's trying to grab the muffin basket. No, you can't get it. But he's just like, man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna take some. Something. So he steals the muffin basket and he runs out. When he runs, the chipmunks hop from the tree into his muffin basket. If he didn't steal that muffin basket, he wouldn't have got the chipmunks. He wouldn't have made the songs that went. You know, he wouldn't, you know, been successful. So I say the unnecessary song was like, My chipmunk Basket. If I didn't make that, I'd be stuck under this.

[B]

That's the black.

[A]

You know what I'm saying I made

[B]

a reference about stealing. That's the, like, about you, dude. From Jewish executives. I stole their. Yeah, dude, sometimes you got to do what you got to do, man. You have to do things that suck. Yeah. Things you don't want. I mean, conversation sucks. Not for everybody. I'd rather skate through life going, nah, you got to do. Don't worry about it. I don't care.

[C]

You got to be excited, though, now. Like, to get past it and start frustrating.

[A]

Hell yeah, bro. Now it's like, next one.

[B]

He's in the Clan Suit album now.

[A]

You know, like, you know, a lot of my fans was like, you know, you haven't been dropping a whole lot, and I'm just like, I can't. So now I can. I'm excited.

[B]

Are you shopping for a new label? Are you gonna do it yourself?

[A]

Like I said, I'm weigh my options. I'm gonna see what's out there. You know, I'm having a lot of meetings and, you know, kicking into full gear now. So about to drop this album, and then I'm trying to, like, drop another one right after, so. Oh, yeah.

[B]

So we've only seen label Dave Blunt's not unhinged yet.

[A]

Yeah, not fully unhinged yet. Not fully unhinged.

[B]

He's gonna be reading from Minecom. Just reading is the intro. He had some good ideas. Beat drops, bro. It's gonna get bad. I'm excited. It's gonna be called Hiroshima. I can't wait. Anything else on the horizon for you?

[A]

Excited tour coming up. East coast tour, August.

[B]

Oh, a month away.

[A]

August. Yeah. California. Arizona. Yes, sir. Tickets sale. The still standing tour dot com. Still standing tour dot com.

[B]

We'll link it. You're on the East Coast. Go watch.

[A]

Yeah. Thank you, future Marty, for putting this in there.

[B]

I like your Homelander profile pic.

[A]

Yeah, man. I feel that's. That's who I feel like now.

[B]

Dead.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I feel like, dad.

[B]

Now eat your.

[A]

Yeah, like, that's me leaving the label. It's like Homelander is so. It's like, bruh, I. I get, you know, he's a bad person, but, bro, like, if he would have just got over the. The need to be loved, he could have accomplished his goals. There's so many times he had to drop on people to kill them, but, like, he didn't do it. Like, when they put the video out, like, yo, we'll show people that you're. That you let these people die on the plane. I would have just killed Queen Maeve, like, could have. Laser, give me that phone.

[B]

Could have.

[A]

But it's his need to, like, you never notice in the show, anybody who, like, isn't scared of him lives, doesn't kill them.

[B]

Yeah. They're not worth living. Like, you're so scared of me. What is it? I can hear your heartbeat like a mouse.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He popped the president's head.

[A]

Like, anybody who actually treats him like a human. Yeah. Instead of like, you know, Homelander, then. Yeah, he lets them live. I'm just like, damn, bro.

[B]

Like, that fool was all. He's all, you could have that.

[A]

Like, you could have, like. And that's. That's kind of in the ways that I, you know, like, it's like, I don't. I don't think he's a good person at all, but it's like, damn. Like, so many ways in our lives, if we get. If we are able to get over the things that are holding us back from our childhood or certain traumas or whatever, then we can succeed. So that's why I kind of look at home under, like, damn, if you would have just got over your need to be loved, you could have ran that shit and really did whatever the fuck you want, but instead, you kind of half ass did what you want. You said you were doing whatever you want, but, nigga, you got motherfuckers blackmailing you and you know all types of going on. Like, you're on live TV begging to suck dick like that. It's just. And that just shows me, like, that's where you can end up if you don't get over the things that you've gone through.

[B]

You can have superhuman powers and still offer to suck someone's dick.

[A]

Yeah, for real.

[B]

That's a good way to. That's a good way to put the rest of the show. Yeah, he just sucks on his dick. Skin over your childhood traumas, dude. Yeah, that's here.

[A]

All right.

[B]

You're gonna freeze him.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Also, your dad's way cooler. Just try to be like him.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Go to the bar with him once. He's like American guys that don't know how to talk to girls, but also like, girls but also are like, women that's homeless.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that what. Is that what incel is?

[A]

Yeah, I don't know.

[B]

I've heard that you've talked about the term before. I didn't really know. It's just guys that can't beg. Girls. That's really what it is.

[A]

They, like, hate women and they. They, like, they hate women. They stay in their basement all day.

[B]

They hate women or like, they like dudes?

[A]

No, they. Well, probably secretly. But they like hate women because they can't get them. So they're just like, oh, she's a.

[B]

I hate six foot people.

[A]

Yeah, she's like a stuck up. Like, she'll probably reject me anyway. So they don't talk to women or.

[B]

No, love those girls.

[A]

No, like that.

[B]

Like, love girls like that too, because, you know, you do. You don't talk to them anymore. I've heard people. I'm not gonna make it anyway, and I was just not talk. I love a mother. We talked about this recently. I make people feel so stupid. I love it. Don't. Don't lead. Don't say a question to lead me to ask you a question. Just tell me what the. The problem is.

[A]

Yeah, I hate that I be having to tell my team that all the time. They'll be like, say it. They'll come to me with the. I'm like, bro, don't come to me with a problem, Come to me with a solution. Because if I have to solve the problem, what do I have you hired for you? See what I'm saying? Like, way to put it. I solved it in two seconds. You couldn't have did that. Yeah, now you're interrupting me and what I got going on. It's like, if I can solve this in two seconds, what do I need you for?

[B]

I'm just tired of doing everything by myself, man. I'm trying to delegate other stuff. I'm like, it's what you just said. I'm like, yes, exactly. Why are you texting me? It doesn't work unless it's a construction crew. It doesn't work.

[A]

For real?

[B]

Like, you know how to do walls, right?

[A]

Go do the.

[B]

The wall.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Come back when you're done. That's the only time. Like, what's your opinion? Blue or red? Look at the. Look at the thing. Yeah, and there's nothing else because I can't. I'm not good with computers, man. But I have all my business online and it's like, it's such a struggle, dude. My friend Flintstone working at Ford, you don't use your feet. No, it's called gasoline. Also, how'd you get your wife, Fred? And then that's. That's all they're asking. All right, Marty, anything else?

[C]

I appreciate you coming through. I'm looking forward to this next album and seeing what you got in store. All these upcoming controversies, you always staying some.

[B]

Oh, wait, before we get out of here.

[C]

What the.

[B]

Man, every single time we see you, you're in some type of controversy with somebody that could do pull ups a lot. First it was 50 Cent, right? And then Kanye. I don't know about Kanye. But then you got Adrian Broder. Broner, the guy that punches people to sleep?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What happened? Why are you mad? What? Why is he mad? I don't know anything about this. Marty told me before he walked in. I don't want to see anything like that.

[A]

Except for tweakers. I did, I did like a stream with them and they kind of just you know, just like talk about me the whole time, which I didn't really. I mean, I guess I did have a problem with it, but it's like, you know, we could throw jokes each other's way, but like the entire time, like I just kind of felt like they invited me just, just to do that, just to make a joke out of me. So I mean that. I just made a song about that, you know.

[B]

Oh, you did?

[A]

Yeah, just kind of like a. I just feel like, nigga, you guys invited me on your platform to get clips and so, nigga, I'm gonna do what the fuck. Like, you did it. Why can't I do it? You know, Zen. And people were like, oh well, you didn't say any of those things to them in person. Like, I didn't, I didn't know. I didn't know that AB was like a nigga who like doesn't take care of his kids and like went broke. A bunch of dying, you know, all that. I didn't know that. I just went there. My manager was like, yo, this is, these are streamers. They got the biggest stream right now. I had seen a few clips and I'm like, all right, that's cool. Like I did a few clips research before I went there. Like, all right. I didn't even really want to go at the time. Like I was going through some shit and I'm like, bro, I don't want to fucking deal with this. Go nowhere right now. But I'm like, alright, I'll go, I'll leave the house. You know, I guess I'll shower. I guess I'll take a shower. Guess I'll put on some deodorant. So I went there and I'm just on the minds. I'm like, I'm just gonna play my music, kind of just be nonchalant, not really say too much because I know how these streamers can be. Not necessarily them, but other streams. I know, they can be a little bit fucking performative.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. Maybe the dances. The choreographed dance.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Might be performed.

[A]

So, yeah, they just kept going for hours and hours and hours. Like, I'm just like, bro. And then I'm like, I know if I leave, it's gonna get clipped. Like, oh, he left because he got bullied. Like, I already know how they're gonna clip that up. So I'm like, all right, let me just stay here. Just chill. Then eventually, I'm just like, I gotta go. And then. Yeah, bro, that was just. I see the clips the next day, all types of. And then, yeah, I went in the studio like, I'm a rapper, and I made a song about it. Yeah.

[B]

So now they're mad. Apparently.

[A]

I don't watch. No. People online were like, you'll never say that to their face. You're a for that. And I'm like, what? I'm not scared of Adrian. You know, I'm not scared of anybody. Not saying that he's not tough or whatever, or that I'm a tough guy.

[B]

I'm not scared he's gonna punch me in the face a lot.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

Yeah, he's a boxer. Go win.

[A]

I. I don't think he's gonna do that.

[B]

But, no, I'm saying if that's the case, like, I'm not scared, but if it happens, that's the worst that's gonna happen.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

He's a boxer, dude.

[C]

He punches. I give these bars, like, exactly.

[B]

Punch. I'll just make fun of you back to fourth grade, but you can't make funny like that anymore. I'm just gonna make fun of you.

[A]

Exactly. So I. I'm chilling at the crib, like, a couple days after this. I made the song and previewed it online. I'm friends with Todd Dollar Sign. So Todd Dollar Sign calls me, and he's, like, in the studio with both of them, and he's like, yo, pull up. You know these, like, pull up. And they're like, yo, pull up, man. You ain't gonna pull up. I'm like, bro. Like, it's 10:30 at night in my

[B]

boxers playing some mashing. My homie on Fortnite.

[A]

Playing some fortnite. Exactly. Like, fucking like, bro. Like, all right, bro. I guess so. I'm like, bro, I'll be back. Just give me, like, 30 minutes. I gotta go do this dumb shit, and I'll be right back. So once again, I'm like, all right, I guess it's time to shower. Fucking Deodorant. And, you know, I go there and I play the song them in person, and nothing happened, you know, so it was just like, people online. Oh, you would never say that to them. I did. And they didn't do anything.

[B]

Rhyming. It rhymes it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So that's it. They didn't get mad.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I would have figured they got. They would have got really pissed off. No good. They're just, like, trying to laugh out of it, man. That's really awesome.

[A]

Yeah, they're just. They're streamers. Just trying to get clips. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

I like streaming, but I don't think I ever want people in the know where I'm at. It's just. It's weird to me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, when people are walking around, like, and get stream snipe, they call it. Yeah, that used to be called murdered. Yeah, you got murdered, bro.

[A]

When I be playing the game, they'd be stream sniping me. Know where you're at In. In the game, they'll come.

[B]

Oh, in the world of the game. That's funny. You know what? You watch this and go kill Dave plus bam. Right behind his head, bro.

[A]

That's not funny. When it's 12 games in a row. As soon as you get off the bus and land right there, five people kill you. Doing Gangnam Style dances.

[B]

It's so much funnier than you imagine, bro, because you're just saying it makes me go, yeah, do it again, man. He's gonna turn it off eventually.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

I got a GTA online once, and that's what happens.

[A]

Me off, bro.

[B]

It's the worst. I hate playing online. I did it once. Kids got. They don't have jobs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, play this. They don't know where to sit.

[A]

There's other people who are like, stream sniping. Help me. Like, they'll kill the other stream snipers, give me shields, and I'm like, thank you, man, but I gotta kill you before I get my account banned. Because you can get your account banned from teaming. Hey, man, thank you for the big plot, but you gotta die.

[B]

Hey, man, sometimes it is what it is, dude. Yeah. Take one for the team, man.

[A]

Real

[B]

Fortnite. I was never a big fan of just jump too high like Halo. I want to be able to like the German. And then in the. In the movie, what was it? The Quentin Tarantino with her sniping fools. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't want you to be able to jump 30ft. I can't follow that.

[A]

Yeah, I Bro, the one thing I hate about that game is, like, I suck. People be just like running away from the fights and jumping and that pisses me.

[B]

I play Fortnite. I got first twice. I played five times. One, someone built a building and I stood on the top of it and watched these guys just murder each other. And then I jumped down and killed him. Was so stoked. I didn't shoot one time besides that. And then another time I just ran in circles. And then everybody die. I went, this game sucks. I never played again. I hate it.

[A]

Dude, I met my girl on Fortnite.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, cool voice. Like 2021.

[B]

Hey, you sound nice.

[A]

It was not like that.

[B]

How else is it we talk to each other? Like, I mean, it had to be all voice, like hotlines.

[A]

Well, duh. Manitou vetted person. Yeah.

[B]

You're black. I thought you were white. Back to the beginning.

[A]

Yeah, no, we. She, like, she ended up getting our whole team killed. I was like, you're trash. Like, you suck. And she's like, well, add me because I like to talk. And then. So that was pretty much the basis of our Fortnite friendship as we just get on the game, talk to each other, and every once in a while we say something nice, you know, like, oh, that's a nice kill. Or some like that. And then because I was like, once on the music. This was before I blew up in music. It's like 2021. So as I just stopped playing the game because I was focused on music. And then we had each other on social media. You know, we talk here and there. And then eventually, you know, we just linked up.

[B]

You know, any marriages start like that? Like, yeah, we're just gamers. And we met and like, dude, I've heard that story so many. It's fucking awesome.

[C]

It is.

[B]

Yeah, it's awesome. It's like with the mall, like. No, the mall's online now. Yeah, I met her on the game. Like, sick.

[A]

At least you know, she likes stuff you like.

[B]

Yeah, that's a plus.

[A]

But we. We don't. We don't really play the game together anymore because we. We play different. Like, we played differently.

[B]

I like to win. That's what you're saying.

[A]

That's.

[B]

That's basically.

[A]

No, I play to have fun. I just be on there.

[B]

It's the opposite.

[A]

She's, like, very competitive when it comes to that.

[C]

Stop.

[B]

So she likes to win. You suck sort of here. Some laps full of suck.

[A]

Pretty much. Pretty much. Yeah, that's pretty much what it is. She's very competitive. You know, she'll get mad if I, like, accidentally do something, like if I

[B]

got bruises all over his neck. Yeah, the. The kill streak snaps. Yeah, that up.

[A]

But. But no, I. Yeah, we don't really play a lot together. Much more. I want us to play together, though. I want us to keep playing together. It'll happen. But, yeah, you just get one no builds. I don't do the no build.

[B]

What's that? You can't use wood.

[A]

Yeah, there's no building in it. And I played the part where there is bills.

[B]

Yeah, I want Bill. I want to hide in there.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

What's the coverage?

[A]

So I think I'm. I think I'm gonna go back to the note. I'm trying the no builds. You know what I'm saying? For. Hey, she's my only friend now, so.

[B]

There it is. What a great way to wrap it up. Loser. It's not loser. It's awesome.

[C]

It's grown man.

[B]

There you go again. Do you want to ride a car full of dudes or girls? I'll pick the girls. Yeah.

[A]

All right. All right.

[B]

That is it.

[A]

Anything else red in this car? I guess.

[B]

Oh, I was thinking there immediately, like, damn, are twerking in this. Dude, I'm telling you, dude, we just saw it the other day. If sexy red just turns on something and girls were like, you're a lawyer.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is tweaking, sheer driving. Yeah, yeah. She's sexy. Red is what? Like, who's the equivalent of guy dumb? Like, who's the. You know, sexy reds, like, for dumb? Not really, but, like, ratchet. Who's the guy version of a sexy Red turning. Guy's dumb and. Or just belligerent. That's the question.

[A]

Who finesse two times.

[B]

I've never heard his songs. Didn't he get, like, fake abs?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I just saw one of those rappers. I'm pretty sure it's him. He got implanted abs.

[A]

No, no, that was a dude named band Man Kevo.

[B]

See? Same guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

A bunch of words like, never heard your songs. I just know about your abs. That's stupid.

[A]

No, no, wait. My bad. NBA Young boy. He's the one that. That make. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I don't never listen to him, but he's fire.

[A]

He's fire?

[B]

Yeah. Then it's not dumb, or it makes fools go do dumb.

[A]

Yeah, he makes people don't do dumb.

[B]

Okay, so Emmy Young boy, Sexy Red. That's. That's. Your comparison is amazing.

[A]

He's like the he's like Michael Jackson.

[B]

Stop it.

[A]

He's like Michael Jackson, bro.

[B]

Don't do that.

[A]

I'm telling you, he is, bro.

[B]

In what way?

[A]

In every way, bro.

[B]

Like, whoa, whoa.

[A]

Everywhere, huh? He's got a beautiful voice.

[B]

He wants to be white, you know?

[A]

Like, he just did, like, an arena tour. And, bro, people were.

[B]

Arena tour?

[A]

Yes, in arena arenas.

[B]

I don't know about him, bro.

[A]

I'm telling you, man. He in my jewelry.

[B]

That's the only thing I remember that one song started going, oh, this is kind of hype. That's all I remember. Like, and then I. I changed.

[A]

Put that SP back on.

[B]

And I'm down with my friends, and I'm down, you know, I'm good, dude. I'm good on the spm, man. Okay.

[A]

I was.

[B]

Go listen to some cholos rap outside of the liquor store. Hey, yo, spm, dude, I only heard two songs are cool, but you're in prison for things that aren't cool. I'm good. More for you. More listens for you guys. I'm a step off. Got that Epstein flow. I'm good.

[A]

Get off that MC flow. But no, man, I mean, bro, he had like a. And then he had like a. A movie in theaters. That's like a. Recapping the tour.

[B]

Like Taylor Swift.

[A]

Yes. And, bro, there was in that theater up, like, they were at NBA Youngboy concert. They're throwing popcorn. They're damaging the theaters, bro. They were going crazy for that NBA Young boy movie. Like, they were in the arena.

[B]

That's gayer than kissing dudes. I think this guy's music is. I act so crazy when he's on and start up the theater.

[A]

If. If listening to a young boy makes you gay, I'm.

[B]

No, my actions are gay as hell. You're gonna ruin the theater. You love the song that much.

[A]

They're up.

[B]

That's crazy. I gotta listen to now. I did not know he was doing arenas.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That he's like, one of the few rappers still doing arenas.

[A]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[B]

All right. Well, that's how far off the Internet I am, because I just watch tweakers. I don't watch, like, people successful. Maybe I should do the opposite, man.

[A]

Start being up all night. And one more thing I do want to add, like, for the future.

[B]

Future, Marty.

[A]

Oh, not future, but as far as, like, projects. I'm about to drop this album, and I'm planning to drop, like, another project after that. I want to do something to where it's like, maybe like, five to, like, 10 songs and maybe like five to seven. And each song I shoot a video for, and I make it like, cinematics and I want to, like, have it be one long story throughout the videos. And I wanna.

[B]

You love R. Kelly, dude.

[A]

But it'll be like a overarching story. Kind of like the mcu. Each one will be separate, but have like an overarching be Thanos.

[B]

Yeah, if you do anything, just be thanos. That'd be sick as hell, dude.

[A]

But I want to, you know, shoot them. Like, really cinematic. Like, we're thinking about. We're getting like anamorphic lenses and he. I don't know if you guys know about those, but.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[B]

Photographers in here, they know.

[A]

They know to make, you know, the cinematography really, like, cinematic and. And we want to, like, show them in the theater. Like, we want to rent out, like, a theater, have the fans come and see it.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

So, yeah, that's.

[B]

Oh, that'd be fun as hell. No one's done that a long time.

[A]

That's what I'm working on right now.

[B]

The drop of it. That's like when you used to get home and like MTV world premiere. Like, it's the first time anyone's seeing this.

[A]

And I want it to be like, real cinematically. I'm thinking about making like my own, like, popcorn bucket and. Yeah, like. So. Yeah, that's like what I'm working on.

[B]

Big double cup.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

That's a good idea.

[C]

It's the only.

[A]

There we go. I don't even need it. You can just do it. The Black Getaway. Just have the actual styrofoam double cup. Put popcorn. Oh, no. That's the blackest thing about me. Yeah, it is.

[B]

Yes, it is. What's your favorite soda? Ah, you say grape. That's the black thing about you. That was mine.

[A]

You know what I really like? And this is like some real ghetto tiki. The Tiki.

[B]

You mean tiki punch. The best soda on.

[A]

Yeah, but the Shasta one.

[B]

Yeah, there's only one. Yeah, there's only one. It comes in a 3 liter at the 99 cent store.

[A]

I like the cans, but.

[B]

Yeah, best. But the 3 liter. Have you ever drank a 3 liter and has your part with you? You're like get electrocuted inside. It's so good, dude.

[A]

Yeah, I really. I haven't drank. I don't really be drinking a lot

[B]

of soda anymore, but I'm addicted.

[A]

But that is.

[B]

Can you put the best soda besides Ruby Red Squirt?

[A]

Whoa, you Ruby Red Squirrel Squirt you

[B]

never had ruby red squirt before, period. Blood dog, you never had that before.

[A]

What the. Oh, I've had that. I've had my.

[B]

You ever squirt?

[A]

The.

[B]

The. The. The drink.

[A]

Oh, the carbonated drink, bro. I'm like, ruby red squirt. Like, what the?

[B]

Started, period. Yeah, that's the other best soda. I love red sodas, man. Anyway, Tiki punch. The best.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

I love that you said that. By the 3 liters at 9 inches cent store supports your local tweakers, cashiers. They have Tick tock. They all got a page, dude. And we'll watch it. Anything else?

[C]

Party. We're about to get into that right now, actually.

[B]

Oh, man. We're about to interview a tweaker online from a parking lot. I can't wait. It's gonna give me ptsd. Like, this is like my. Should we drop my dad?

[C]

Should we drop him in this episode?

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna mix and tape Dave's legacy with mage maser at the end of no thanks, dog. Okay, two albums dropping in the next couple months, then let's go right back to back. So July 17th, go check out the album. I'll believe when I see it.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

And still standing. Tour.com.

[A]

yes, sir.

[B]

For all tickets, it's gonna be linked in the description of this. If you want to go watch the show, go watch the show. Get the album, download. It was on Spotify. You ain't doing.

[A]

Yeah, it's true story.

[B]

We ain't doing nothing else but scrolling. Pull the song on. All right, thank you. Appreciate you being here.

[A]

Thank you for having me. Yeah.

[B]

Guys, from Marty, Dave and I, thank you so much for being here. This has been the dope as usual podcast. A smokeless episode. I have joints. I forgot to light them. That's fine. Thank you guys for being here. Have a dope ass day. Perfect.

[C]

Perfect.