Exposing the Underworld w/ Dads Against Predators!

Summary

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DOPE AS USUAL Podcast: Exposing the Underworld w/ Dads Against Predators!

Hosts: Thomas "Dopas" Araujo & Marty O'Neill
Guest: Josh (Dads Against Predators)
Date: July 21, 2026

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Episode Overview

This candid, irreverent episode explores the realities of exposing child predators in America, focusing on the grassroots vigilante efforts of Dads Against Predators (DAP). Guest Josh shares inside stories from the front lines of confronting sexual predators, the personal and legal risks faced by those doing this work, the failures of law enforcement, and what needs to change to better protect communities. The conversation ranges from harrowing tales to dark comedy, all in the signature DOPE AS USUAL style.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Cultural Differences & Upbringing

Discussion kicks off with stories about childhood, family values, and cultural differences across America

• Hilarious recounts of sneaking into bars and movie theaters as teens (08:10)
• The Midwest vs. the Coasts on repping college gear, money stereotypes, and what counts as “success” (15:00 - 17:00)
• The “garage fridge” and other markers of “making it” (18:50)

Memorable Quote

"If your family got a second fridge in the garage, that's a flex!" – Marty (19:04)

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2. America’s (Lack of) Response to Predators

Josh details the work of Dads Against Predators—what they do, why it's necessary, and the pushback they receive from authorities

• Law enforcement frequently ignores or downplays citizen-collected evidence of predators (40:00)
• DAP often faces more legal jeopardy than the predators they expose (41:00)
• Explanation of the legal paradox: Jay (from DAP) faces 37 years in prison for “extortion” while predators often face no prosecution. (38:40–43:20)

Notable Quote

“At worst, [he's] trying to do the right thing the wrong way. Way at worst.” – Josh, on facing prison for exposing predators (47:06)

• Law enforcement and local officials’ concern with optics over safety:

“We just don't publicize it because people might not want to move here if all they hear about are pedophiles being caught here.” – Local mayor to Josh (101:56)

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3. Vigilante Justice, Viral Catches, & Community Impact

The methods—and aftermath—of public stings and the legal/personal chaos that follows

• Engineering a viral “flash mob” predator catch at a Denny’s by misleading police about the location (89:30–99:30)
• Calculated use of social media and crowd tactics to pressure local authorities (92:03)
• DAP’s history of being more effective than local police, sparking unprecedented community engagement and outrage

Notable Moment

“All of a sudden they get charges [against the predator] because there’s 300 people. So crazy.” – Josh (97:57)

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4. Personal Consequences & Sacrifices

The toll on the catchers—their livelihoods, relationships, and well-being

• Facing felonies for minor offenses (kicking a car, for instance) as authorities look to silence DAP (51:03)
• Having to travel cross-country to “catch” as many predators as possible before a likely jail sentence (54:26)
• Living in constant legal and physical danger from both predators and the law

Memorable Quote

“People be like, ‘It's not fair, man. You get to go to California, Alaska...' I'm like, bro, go look at dicks and buttholes. I travel the country and look at dicks and buttholes.” – Josh (122:27)

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5. The Legal Paradox & Political Hypocrisy

How legal systems fail victims and target the whistleblowers instead

• Detailed breakdown of how DAP members get prosecuted for extortion or incitement, not the actual predators (40:24–43:20)
• The Kafkaesque nature of plea deals and the risk of massive sentences for those doing the exposing (41:22, 42:04)
• Frustration with “good optics” valued over real safety, as politicians manipulate charges to avoid bad press (101:53)

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6. Comedy, Coping, & Motivation

Humor as a means of processing trauma and insanity encountered in this line of work

• Regular breaks for laughs about AI, MMA, hygiene-challenged people at public events, pop culture, and sneakers (Various, especially 25:00–36:00, 72:00+)
• Extensive bits riffing on nostalgia, college gear flexing, and the rituals of growing up broke (15:00+)
• Pop culture breakdowns: Toy Story tears, Marley and Me heartbreak, and the “danger” of certain Disney movies (65:00+)

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7. DAP’s Next Steps: Organization, Outreach, & Charity

From viral videos to broader community support and positive change

• Launching DadsAgainstPredators.com with member content, livestreams, and documentaries (115:02)
• Expansion of the DAP Cares charity: supporting children’s causes, sponsoring athletes, giving back (109:23–113:44)
• Commitment to transparency and resilience—continuing operations despite legal threats, lack of sponsors, and public controversy (117:02+)

Notable Quote

“I'm probably the only guy in business that's asking to be put out of business in the whole world right now… Put me out of business!” – Josh (45:59)

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Notable & Impactful Quotes

• “At worst, he's trying to do the right thing the wrong way. Way at worst.” – Josh (47:06)
• “All of a sudden they get charges there. So crazy.” – Josh (97:57)
• “The best day of my life: I go around here risking my life, dude, a dude tried to shoot me. This isn't stuff that I really want to do. It's just the police don't do it... Somebody has to do it, you know?” – Josh (45:01)
• “We just don't publicize it because people might not want to move here if all they hear about are pedophiles being caught here.” – (paraphrased mayor, 101:56)
• “I travel the country and look at dicks and buttholes. I'm not the new Chris Hansen, I'm the new Mike Rowe.” – Josh (122:37, 122:45)
• “If you hate me so bad, just, like, don't look like. Make sure when I come to your town, you already got your trash picked up.” – Josh (46:15)

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Segment Timestamps

• 00:00-06:00 – Banter on movies, childhood, nostalgia
• 11:00-19:00 – Regional differences, "making it", garage fridges
• 31:00-33:00 – Ideas on dealing with offenders: chemical castration, firing squads, society’s hypocrisy
• 38:00-45:00 – Legalization, Jay’s case, judicial double standards
• 53:00-56:00 – The Alaska saga: Felony for kicking a car, prepping for jail, the intensity of predator-catching road trips
• 89:00-99:45 – The viral "flash mob" catch: police cat-and-mouse, community mobilization, “catching” the authorities off-guard
• 109:23-113:44 – DAP Cares charity, building a positive legacy, supporting youth
• 115:00-End – Launching DadsAgainstPredators.com, seeking sponsors, emphasizing the need for community and institutional support

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Episode Tone

• Dark humor & raw realism: Hard truths are leavened with genuine comic relief, in-your-face language, and honest vulnerability.
• Anti-authoritarian, subversive, and direct: Both hosts and guest are unfiltered, skeptical of power, and fiercely unsentimental yet mission-driven.
• Empathy for victims, frustration at broken systems: Despite the irreverence, there's a persistent current of care and anger that makes the episode resonant and urgent.

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For More:

• Support DAP: [DadsAgainstPredators.com] | DAP Locals
• Follow Josh: @shoeamonday on IG
• Follow DAP: @DadsAgainstPredators on IG

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If you care about real-life heroes doing impossible work (and surviving it with a sense of humor), this episode is powerful, gripping, and at times laugh-out-loud outrageous. Not for the faint of heart—but essential listening.

Transcript

[Josh]

Marley and me. I remember I watched that with my dad.

[Thomas Dopas]

Never watched that before.

[Josh]

Don't. When you're 16, you're climax of trying to be cool. And I'm watching that movie and I just get up and leave. Cuz, like, you know, if it's a dog movie, you know what's going to happen.

[Thomas Dopas]

So he's going to die.

[Josh]

He's going to die. And I literally take a shower.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm in thereing wall.

[Marty]

Just like,

[Josh]

I would have cried my eyes out for like, turn the shower on 20 minutes, bro. And just was like. Came out like normal. But like, I really like hyperventilated. Cried in the shower over Marley and me. Owen Wilson's like rubbing on his belly. He's like, you're always a good boy.

[Thomas Dopas]

And he just dies. He's the best boy. And he's like dying.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

As he's dying, it's like, oh, my God. Yo, what if the dog. What if the dog od? I'm off shaking. Perfect, Perfect,

[Marty]

Perfect, Perfect.

[Thomas Dopas]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to the show. My name is Thomas Dopas. Whatever you want to call me. My co host, Marty o'.

[Marty]

Neal. What's cracking, folks?

[Thomas Dopas]

That is backwards. Oh, wow, I'm burnt. I saw your hands like this. I already lit the.

[Marty]

It's been a minute filter.

[Josh]

Is that a cigarette?

[Thomas Dopas]

No, no, it's a wood tip.

[Josh]

Oh, okay.

[Thomas Dopas]

I thought you lit.

[Marty]

Boy, that have been goofy. Wow.

[Thomas Dopas]

Okay, sorry. Welcome back to the show and please welcome back one of my favorite social media personalities, edits for the ufc, man. Total, total, like good social media guy. Welcome back. Josh from Dads Against Predators. Excuse me, everybody. Yeah, see Bruce Buffer. You better watch out, dude.

[Marty]

Right.

[Josh]

Coming for it. Sorry.

[Thomas Dopas]

Invasion.

[Josh]

Invasion.

[Thomas Dopas]

I saw this thing on Twitter. I'm like this, this super. All right, so the super famous mind lady. Psychic lady.

[Josh]

It's from Brazil.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. And it's like, yo. She's like, I predict. I had to dream twice. I never have the dream twice. Like, you better listen to this because Maximilian's with having dreams about predicting. I trust her. Anyway, it didn't happen. She said they were going to get an invasion was going to happen during the game today. And then I watched this clip. It says, weird. Chris Pratt did a movie in 2021 and it was Brazil versus a team in blue. And an alien invasion come. That takes him off the field.

[Josh]

Really?

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm like, yo, I don't like this predictive programming things, man. I don't.

[Josh]

I know. It's like that.

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't know I just don't trust the government enough. And honestly, if it happened, I'd still be doing this podcast. Aliens don't.

[Josh]

I'm over them. I think. I think everybody is. I think they're like, oh, people are going to freak out. And it's like, I don't think you can freak out anybody anymore.

[Thomas Dopas]

Only predators and I'm scared of are. I don't care about any kind of aliens. Nothing, dude. At all. Do you care if an alien came and spoke English? You like, get like up care anymore?

[Josh]

Just be like, Roger, American dad.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I can't be.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm not shocked at anything anymore.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Whole world is just being weird. There's alien things all the time. They came out and said it during the epine thing and was like, we're going to shock them.

[Marty]

No. Yeah. America.

[Josh]

What happened to ghosts? I feel like ghosts don't get no love.

[Marty]

It's all.

[Josh]

It's all aliens now.

[Thomas Dopas]

Everywhere in Mexico, man. Mexicans.

[Josh]

Let's prove ghosts before we prove aliens, right?

[Marty]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

Ghosts are real. Ghosts are real.

[Josh]

We got to prove it like on a government level though. Where's the ghost? Where's the ghost files? Where's the X Files? We're doing the.

[Thomas Dopas]

I got to be honest. That's another countries. Other countries are hip to that more than we are.

[Josh]

You think so? Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like in Mexico it's known that they're spirits. Is it. You know what I mean? South America, like. Yeah. Don't go over there, cuz. There's devils in the woods.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, I believe you. I fully believe our whole country is

[Marty]

basically a burial ground. I think we're just like in denial about it.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. We stole it. There's a bunch of stuff. How do you. Conspiracy theories, bro. How do you guys do. You guys see that stuff they found in the Grand Canyons?

[Josh]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

All the hieroglyphics in the pyramid?

[Marty]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

In the Grand Canyon. For real? Yeah.

[Josh]

They just found it. I haven't seen nothing like that.

[Thomas Dopas]

You're not allowed to go down there. I'm like, for what? Why not?

[Josh]

Oh yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I guess there's people that live down there. Like little tribes.

[Josh]

There is tribes that live down there. I've heard. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

To protect the pyramids, dude. I don't know.

[Josh]

But for real, it's like the mummy returns.

[Thomas Dopas]

The raiders of the lost ark. The mummy return. All that. I've. I. Come on. What do you think of pyramids for who built that?

[Josh]

It's insane.

[Thomas Dopas]

Me and a hundred thousand Haitians and Mexicans.

[Josh]

We're Closer we. I always read this thing that always freaked me out. We're closer to. What was her name? The queen of Cleopatra. Cleopatra. We're closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra was to the building of the pyramids. Like, that is insane. Cleopatra married Julius Caesar. So we're talking about what? Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Damn. That's a. That's a dynasty, bro. Those fools linked up and was like, we have half the world.

[Marty]

Wow.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

So asap, Rock, you marrying Rihanna, man. Yeah, I need all the money and the airwaves. Could you imagine them like, hey, I heard that is kind of pretty. But then I heard he's little.

[Josh]

She got with Mark Anthony after he died.

[Thomas Dopas]

Say that again.

[Josh]

I'm pretty sure that after Julius Caesar died, she went with Mark Anthony.

[Thomas Dopas]

Only Margaret I know Mary Jane for Lopez do.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly, though. History repeats itself.

[Thomas Dopas]

Hey, I take Julio. What's his name? Julio Iglesias. I'll take him over.

[Josh]

So, like, what if asap, Rocky dies and then he comes back? No. How would it work? Then Mark Anthony marries Rihanna.

[Marty]

I could see that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, the Mummy knocks on the moon. That straight dissed him and left him. And he was like, I'm so sad ending, man. And Brandon Fraser, look at my uk.

[Josh]

They're coming back. Yeah, they're coming back.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's kind of buff right now. I'm happy for Brendan Frazier, man.

[Josh]

I didn't see the Lowell with Jet Lee, though.

[Thomas Dopas]

What are you saying to me?

[Josh]

You've seen that one?

[Thomas Dopas]

There's a mummy with Jet Li, isn't it? That's a samurai movie. What are you talking about?

[Josh]

No, it's a mummy with jelly. And it's the third one.

[Thomas Dopas]

There's no way that Jet Li was in the Mummy.

[Josh]

You, bro, you must have been high. Yeah, Jet, Lisa, the Mummy 3. It's like the Emperor Drag, the Dragon. Emperor. The Mummy. What? I remember one time it was because I went to go see. I was. I went to go see. What was that movie with Ben Stiller? The war movie.

[Thomas Dopas]

You're not lying. No, Jet. That's the last movie he ever did.

[Josh]

It's the last movie he did.

[Thomas Dopas]

I mean, when's the last time you saw Jet?

[Marty]

Probably. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

I didn't even know he was in that one.

[Josh]

I bought a ticket to try or. I bought a ticket to that movie and I was like, 15. So I tried to sneak into Tropic Thunder and I got caught. And they like, hey, you didn't buy a ticket for this movie. How did they catch you? I don't know. And then they made me go Sit in there and watch that shitty movie. And I was like, back to your movie, dude.

[Thomas Dopas]

You're missing out real bad right now.

[Josh]

This is one of the best copies of all time.

[Thomas Dopas]

Get the out of here. I've never snuck into a movie.

[Josh]

Yeah, bro, I. You know something funny, bro? I was like 16 and I'd go buy a ticket on sales 12 to get the $5 ticket.

[Thomas Dopas]

What you going to do? Id Big Mustache, Jr high next year. I've looked like a baby my whole life, so I could never sneak into. Nothing ever worked for me.

[Josh]

Me and my fiance snuck her little brother into this. Like, it's like a barcade. But, like, it's not really more bar. It's more arcade than bar. It's just there happens to be a bar, and it's like three stories of arcade. And we stuck him in there and like, he had like, won a shirt or something like that. And he's like, I think he's like 16, 15 or something like that. And he had won a shirt. And he goes to get this shirt. He's like, I'll take a medium and adult size. I'm like, bro, what the are you doing? You're blowing it.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, they would have caught me, right? Adult size, please. Because I'm an adult size. I'm grown.

[Josh]

I'm like, bro, you are blowing it, man.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's not. I didn't sneak into a bar, my friend in Santa Cruz. We were 16 and we were sneak. I mean, look at me now. I was 16 and I had long, like, little Lord Farquaad hair, you know?

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And we go in and I could see. I'm already completely shit face. We walk in and his neighbor is a bartender. She's like, watch. Watch y' all get in. We can walk in. I'm like, what's up? They didn't card him. Like, oh, my God. I look around, everybody's like that. What the. No. Everyone's looking us like, these are children. Everyone could see that we're kids. Especially for me, dude. And he's like, what do you want at the bar? The bartender's like, what do you. What do you want? What do you want? I'm like, cutty Sark and ice. And he goes, what? And in my head, I'm like, I don't know. That's what they order in Goodfellas. I swear to God. Water and ice. Anyway. Oh, all right.

[Marty]

What?

[Thomas Dopas]

And he gave it to me. I'm like, I hope this is it. I drink.

[Josh]

Cough that right back into my cup.

[Thomas Dopas]

I didn't know it meant straight liquor and water. I thought it'd be, like, diluted. No, it just means, like, with ice and water.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Five minutes we lasted. They didn't make us pay for the drink. It's like, you gotta get out now. His neighbor came up, like, bro. He pointed at me, and Eliza was like, you just see him over here dying? I was dying, dude, trying to drink it. I'm, like, sitting there as a chore, like, dude, this is so strong.

[Josh]

That's so funny.

[Thomas Dopas]

At the bar next door kept giving us pictures at the restaurant. I don't know how we're drinking pictures of Blue Moon, the brightest beer of all time, right? Causing all the attention. We chug, like, four pictures. Didn't card us nothing. Joe, my friend Joe, he was, like, pretty anything. He was just talking to all the ladies that worked there. Come on, come on. I'm 17. But, like, my brother worked down the street. His brother was cool as he worked down the street. So, like, oh, that's your brother, all right. And it worked, dude. Four pictures. Four pictures over the. We ate pizza. We sat there like adults. You know? What's the first time. The first time you have an adult moment. You know what I'm saying? Whoa.

[Josh]

I was reading the paper. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

But everyone around us, like, 23 3. So, like, yo, you're a child. You're a child for sure.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Santa Cruz, dude. It's like, nothing but, like, young college kids anyway. But we just. We look 12. Anyway. That's that. I remember sneaking in like that. I never stuck into the. To the arcade or to the theater.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Because my mom always said, if you steal, you go to hell. When I was a kid, really, I never stole, ever.

[Josh]

You know, it's funny. I just had this conversation. I was talking to my buddy, like, you know, you had to be. I would go to school or, like, church. They'd be like, you know, if you steal, you can go to hell. And I'd be like, oh, you know, like, I'm tempted to steal sometimes, you know? I mean, if you. If you, like barefoot with boss, false witness, there's a lot. You could go to hell. I'm like, yeah. They're like, dude, if you. If you're gay, you could go to hell. I'm like, okay, that's an easy one for me. I know I'm good for one out of nine of these.

[Thomas Dopas]

Everyone's coming out. They're like, Rainbow Road or Normal. Where I went, I want to take the path of least resistance. I'd let my Sister, do the rainbow road, man. I can't do it. One of us has to make it. One of us needs an easier life. Nah, she's fine. She's fine. But yeah, dodging that, I didn't know about church. I've only been to church once.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Thomas Dopas]

I've only been in charge of a church.

[Josh]

I went to church two times on Sunday and once on Wednesday. My girl was making me go, oh, no.

[Thomas Dopas]

As an adult.

[Josh]

Oh, as an adult, that's cool.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm saying as a kid, I only went one time. I've never been religious ever.

[Josh]

Yeah, I've. I've gone up and down. I went religious, non religious to where like, I just got. I believe in God now, I guess, but not in, like, it's too much that comes with like, I'm a Christian or I'm a Muslim and it's like, well, here's all this. That you gotta like this baggage that comes with saying that. That name.

[Thomas Dopas]

So all I care about is if I. When. When I go to heaven and die, if I go like this to God and there's no pa, I'll be very disappointed.

[Josh]

There's no.

[Thomas Dopas]

If I go and just weak one, like, are you kidding me, dude?

[Josh]

God just gives you like a little glim for his hand, you know?

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, I'll be pissed. Dude, he's.

[Josh]

He don't even look at you in the eyes.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, like f. I'm from. From the Middle East. What the is this? Ah, you're right. Then I'm going to show him YouTube clips like, dog, you, you've been missing.

[Josh]

He's like, gives you like a LeBron James handshake and you don't know how to do it. You're it up with God. Oh, bro, you're God.

[Thomas Dopas]

And then what if God has black guy like this guy and you don't and you don't know it, Right? Oh, what if that's the code? If you know. Yeah,

[Josh]

he does a little crossover and shoots and he's like, when he pops

[Thomas Dopas]

up, his shirt goes up. He's got J's on.

[Marty]

Whoa.

[Thomas Dopas]

But they don't. Or they're the fake ones.

[Marty]

Oh, bootleg chase.

[Thomas Dopas]

He made Vietnamese. They make fake Jays.

[Josh]

He does it for a message. You know what I mean? He's a humble man.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. He's like, you should have got the shacks. Stop being so bougie. That's what he meant. That's what he should have said.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

My God is a vein I gave you.

[Josh]

He's like, I gave you Shacks. But you wanted Jordans. Yep.

[Thomas Dopas]

I gave you unlimited shacks for $20. And you. You guys didn't want them. Isn't that crazy? She actually. 20 bucks. And because people don't think they're cool, they're like, nah.

[Josh]

I remember when this. The Starberries came out.

[Marty]

Of course.

[Thomas Dopas]

That is.

[Josh]

You remember the Starburs? Yeah, I used to get a couple. I had a couple pairs of Starberries.

[Thomas Dopas]

What is that, Jordans?

[Josh]

No, like Stefan Marbury. So like my grandma. I grew up with my grandma. She would only get me like for school. I was one pair of shoes.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, it's like the 40.

[Josh]

Like my grandma's like, you're getting the six, man.

[Thomas Dopas]

Who's I teammate? That guy's shoes.

[Josh]

Getting my tumbos.

[Thomas Dopas]

You're getting the ugly com.

[Josh]

You love Eric Snow. But I'll get one pair of shoes for like the whole year for school. And school starts, I get like four outfits and a pair of shoes. And like, I up a couple times. Like one year I got this pair of like brown LeBrons.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I was just stuck with like these all year.

[Josh]

But this one year, the. The. The Starberries came out, bro. And they were like 15 to 20 a shoe.

[Thomas Dopas]

Because there used to be the score a pair.

[Josh]

Yeah. There used to be this store called Stephen Barry's.

[Marty]

Of course.

[Josh]

Have you ever heard of it?

[Marty]

Of course.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's. And it's just everything from the Midwest and up.

[Marty]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Thank you.

[Josh]

So like, there's this place called Stephen Barry's. And it's just like you. They had. If you wanted a Virginia Tech hoodie, you wanted a Utah State. Any college. Like, I just named two random colleges. They had all the colleges.

[Marty]

$8.

[Thomas Dopas]

$8.

[Marty]

$8.

[Thomas Dopas]

What do you mean college?

[Marty]

I used to look tough as with them.

[Thomas Dopas]

I never. Bro, you put on a Duke hoodie. I thought I made you guys don't

[Josh]

really do that out here, though. That's a Midwest hoodie.

[Thomas Dopas]

Nobody's gonna go to college. Like, yeah, look at this. I ain't gonna go to.

[Josh]

Yeah, this ain't got like Kobe on it. You guys ain't wearing it out.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, here's different. I've never seen a privilege rock college in my life.

[Marty]

I remember when it came out, when that store happened, it. I had went to it in Detroit. You'll appreciate that. I went to Michigan. My cousin took me to Eminem concert downtown Detroit introduced me to Stephen Barry's. I thought I was rich. She bought me all this college like bags worth of Michigan State.

[Josh]

You will think that you're rich, bro. And then they give you this. The mulberries, which were good shoes, bro. 15 to $20 a shoe. So I was paying $100 for a pair of brown LeBrons. And this is why, to this day, I just wear forces. Because they're $100 and they're white and they're clean, and you just match everything. But, like, dude, I was paying for these. I was paying, like, 100 for one shoe.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, I had those. I didn't get the basketball shoes. Four pairs of those.

[Josh]

Those all white ones. Like, so anyways, I was able to get those and then, like, like, five hoodies. Because, yeah, they were like, $8, and I could get a Boise State one. And you would flex with your friends, like, the most obscure college teams. Yeah, because you. Because growing up, you play NCAA football, so, like, you kind of know about the teams. So now you're, like, obscurely flexing that. Like, bro, I gotta Wake Forest.

[Marty]

That is boutique.

[Thomas Dopas]

Wow.

[Marty]

Exclusive. It's limited. It's designed.

[Josh]

Yeah, bro. That's just giving me, like. All right. Like, that's giving me, like, good. Like. Yeah. Nostalgia, bro. I never love that.

[Thomas Dopas]

I've never done that. I've never. I.

[Josh]

You guys don't do college. And I noticed, like, in the time that I spent, like, on the. Like, in, like, New York and Philadelphia, they don't do college either.

[Thomas Dopas]

Just sports.

[Josh]

It's pros.

[Thomas Dopas]

Pros.

[Josh]

Yeah, I know in Ohio, dude, everybody's wearing Ohio State.

[Thomas Dopas]

Every Midwest, everybody's wearing Michigan and Michigan State, Miami or whatever the it is. Yeah, I see that. I always go, like, you have education or something.

[Josh]

But if you're in New York, you're wearing Yankees. And if you're in, like, Philadelphia, you're wearing Eagles. And if you're out here, you're wearing Lakers or Dodgers. You know what I mean? There's no cop. Like, it's not really. People ain't really rocking USC out here. Maybe like, Reggie Bush. Maybe by Reggie Bush.

[Marty]

Maybe there's a lot of them little ucla.

[Thomas Dopas]

Put this way, if you wear that, you go to the school from.

[Marty]

For sure.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, I've never seen anybody rock like Harvard.

[Josh]

Like, that's because you guys are actually rich out here. We're a bunch of, like, factory workers that wish we could go to those schools.

[Marty]

Like.

[Josh]

Like, we go to those schools only in video games. Like, your neighbor literally probably went to Duke and he's a lawyer. Like, so, like, no way. People not like, but just people in California. That's how an Ohio Person is person. Perspective is.

[Marty]

This is cool because.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, California. Our perspective. You guys think we're rich. Why do you guys all think we're rich? That's the one thing I always got was kid. Like, everyone I know is poor. Every single human. For real, everybody ever met is poor.

[Josh]

Dude, I'm over here watching TV thinking, no, let's just show you those are rich. In la.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like they had their own room. That was crazy.

[Josh]

No, he said they had their own room.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I mixed up with icarly. I was like, wasn't that like an addiction? She had an addict. That wasn't just for boxes. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's when you got. I've never met a person with. With one time I met it. I went to this. My friend's house to do a school project and his dad and mom were there.

[Josh]

I was like, whoa, that is crazy.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, man. He's like, hey, me and my dad on Sundays ago, you have a schedule. You're rich. As he had a second fridge in the garage for stuff. Oh, oh, that's something that I just

[Josh]

got is the garage fridge I put in. And honestly, I'm feeling myself.

[Marty]

Yeah, that's a flex. Next up is the mini fridge. Then. You made it.

[Josh]

I'm getting a freezer, man. I'm saving up for a freezer. Maybe next year.

[Thomas Dopas]

We had those in my garage.

[Josh]

I want to get a half a cow.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's what it was. Because my grandma killed. They have cows or farmers.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

So there was an extra freezer for hella bodies. Just dead couch. I was just feed. And now he's in the freezer. It's up.

[Josh]

Just go in there and Rocky, punch him.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, they're frozen solid.

[Josh]

Semi solid.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, you're right.

[Josh]

They're on their way.

[Marty]

That'd be a funny video. You training smack and in there, bro.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Warming up maybe.

[Thomas Dopas]

You know how they do. No, you can't do that, Peter, these days. No, not that. That's not what I was gonna say. Peto's is what I was gon go to the local. Everybody stick your head out your cell and this guy's gonna come and smack the out of you and you get an extra juice. Like it's for content. They all. You know, every social media, every single prisoner has like an Instagram.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Weird. The guy you're talking. Yeah. You ain't gonna do like, I get out in 19 months. I'm coming for you. Like that's a real thing now. Like Remember the Simpsons where Bart's making fun of the guy at the prison? Yeah, you're. He says some too. He's like, I'm getting out soon. Then he tries to find Bart. That's what the world would be like if people understood. Like, the guy talking misspelling stuff is in prison in your state.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

He has nothing to lose.

[Marty]

Dude, they might be watching this right now. What's up?

[Thomas Dopas]

No, for sure. I've had people hit me up like, yo, I'll get now sooner, dog. What you should learn. You should stop watching my. You should learn a trade. Learn a trade while you're there. If you're in prison, what you'd be doing all day. YouTube. How to make shanks out of nothing. YouTube. Hand to hand combat. What's the best way to tour Rapings done. And it says see first too.

[Josh]

There's just a prisoner in there being like talking to chat gbt. So like, I'm in big trouble.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I owe this guy $30 and he said he's gonna take my ass if I don't give it to him.

[Marty]

Literally.

[Thomas Dopas]

Which way should I take a positive

[Josh]

outlook to look at this. Let's start by getting our getting everything in order of what we need to do next first.

[Thomas Dopas]

Won't be long. Two, you'll get past this. Three, you're 29 short.

[Marty]

It's only your butthole.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, it's only your butthole. Think about your heart and your loves.

[Josh]

Some people want to do it. Just imagine that. Some people want to do that. That's what you'd have to tell yourself, I'd imagine. I've been watching the Fleece Johnson interviews. Remember those?

[Thomas Dopas]

Who's that? The booty.

[Josh]

The Booty Bandit.

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't like that guy, bro.

[Josh]

I, I. How I went on like an Instagram like, or I think it was on maybe Twitter or something. And I was like, Facebook reels. Facebook reels. My Facebook reels are always weird because it's only fights. Oh, they like weird fights and shootings

[Thomas Dopas]

and stuff like that for some reason. But they don't let me post anything on Facebook.

[Josh]

Yeah, all my stuff gets banned on Facebook.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's. You show straight murders and people talk. Oh, yeah, I raped him.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Then I stabbed him. The next 60 times I'm out, bro.

[Josh]

And yeah, just the, the videos and stuff of the stuff he'd be talking about is I don't like police justice. How, how he's a nut.

[Thomas Dopas]

I just don't understand how ready look it. Prisoners don't like guys that do that right? Yeah, I'm in doing that. You get stabbed up, you get, but you're just gonna let it happen right next to you all the time? Stab him to death. What's wrong with you, dude?

[Josh]

Kill him more. Wet, more. I. It's a. It's a bad thing to say, but it's not bad. It's the right thing to say. But more women or more men get raped in America than women because of. Because if it removed prison, it'd be like a crazy opposite swing. But it just happens so much in prison that it. It overpowers it.

[Thomas Dopas]

Don't be scared. Not in California, man.

[Marty]

All right?

[Thomas Dopas]

Don't be scared. It's mainly a Texas Southern thing.

[Josh]

Is it?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. And now we're Mexicans, so I'm. I'm good.

[Marty]

It's. What's the. It's the worst.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, we're the shortest, but we're the unfucked ones, you know, White guys, black.

[Josh]

I'm gonna go in there free for all. I'm gonna just go in there and drink all the soda and just get, like, really ugly. Just not shower and, like, you're not getting me. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

My uncle was in prison. He said people try to do not to not get touched, but just like, it's not like everybody's making out with each other in there.

[Marty]

Guys.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's a seldom thing, okay? It's not like this love island. It's not like the female prison you see in movies.

[Josh]

And.

[Thomas Dopas]

And it's not like it's not like that. All right? But no, my uncle's like, yo, there's this Mexican dude, he only spoke Spanish. And, like, hygiene's hella huge.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

In the Mexican, like, you have to work out. You have to get up at this time. You have to do that one. Because the little Mexicans like, yo, that one black dude that's beating us up, it's gonna take five of us to beat his ass. And there's 30 guys, so we need 150 of you. Know what I mean? Like, you better do push ups. You better be up in the morning, because this guy's gonna beat the out of us. And he's like, there was one guy that didn't shower. Fight almost two weeks. They're like, you stink. And it's one of the dorms that has, like 60 beds.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And everybody's in the same thing. And he's like, they told him like 40 times, like three days in a row, like, go take a shower and beat out of you. And he's like in Spanish like, you guys, I ain't going. And my uncle, I don't know. I don't know. Some people are just. I have a piece of step brother I don't associate or talk to.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And that it would take like three weeks for me to take a shower. And I remember in high school, he would put socks on over his dirty socks so they look clean and you could smell. Bro, I promise you on my life. He just didn't care about. Like we'd be like, well, you stink. Not even like, no, look. And he put new socks over his. He said, no dirty ass. I swear to God. At night he would sneak out and steal cigarette butts from safe mate and put them all in one cigarette and smoke them like he's a roach golf stick. I don't even, I don't even mention. I don't even talk about him. I don't talk to him. That is unspeakable.

[Josh]

Sounds like Gollum.

[Thomas Dopas]

Do you remember and remember in the Simpsons where Homer got that big ass sandwich and was in love with it and didn't want to throw it away, so he kept behind the couch and he would take bites of it every couple weeks. Brother, we go to Safeway. He got that big ass cartoon sandwich, you know, in the plastic. Yeah, that's pre made. And I remember like a week later, I'm like, you got another sandwich? Like, no, same one. I go, where have you been keeping it? Goes right here. He just kept it by his, by his bed. It had been over a week.

[Josh]

What's he doing now?

[Thomas Dopas]

Meat and sandwiches. Like, there's meat and cheese and mayonnaise. Like, well, you're eating a. You're gonna get sick. I. I don't like him anyway. Sorry.

[Josh]

What's he doing now?

[Thomas Dopas]

Don't know, don't care.

[Josh]

That's interesting.

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't even talk to him. And anyway, back to the sticky guy. My. I lived with a guy like that. Yeah. And we went to the same school. He's got held back a bunch of years. I'm like, we're the same grade. We'll walk to school together. I guess I don't like him. He was always so gross, bro. And he would steal the free lunch that we got for tickets. And he would steal and put it in his jacket like, we have food at home. Tom, what do you do? And he would keep by his bed like he's a convict. You're 17. Anyway, my uncle's like, no, you stink. So he said they dragged him to the shower he's like. He turned it as hot as you could possibly go where it was steaming. So we all held one part, and the guy was screaming because it was so hot. And he said. We held him under there for like a minute and a half under the water. And they said, like, he was like, not peeling, but you could see where his skin was blistering on some of his arms. And he's like. And then he never snot took a shower again.

[Marty]

Just take the shower.

[Thomas Dopas]

Just take the shower. Why do you want your ass whooped, right? And you sting.

[Josh]

You're gonna take an ass whooping to die on this stinky hill.

[Marty]

Come on.

[Josh]

This trash hill, dude.

[Thomas Dopas]

The reason my uncle told me that, because we were talking about my step brother, how much he stunk, and he's like, yeah, one time, you know what we did? And he told me I should do that to him. Like, I'm not gonna. That's gross, dude.

[Josh]

You know, man, that's crazy, dude.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's gross. You ever met someone like that? Like, not that.

[Josh]

Not that extreme?

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't know. Have you ever encountered them in your job?

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. I mean, there's. Bro, you count on them in the wild. You know, there's. Sometimes you're at like a. Like a grocery store and they walk by you and it's just like, whoa, straight piss.

[Thomas Dopas]

I walk by. Have you walked by those guys?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's bad, bro.

[Josh]

I was out of airport with or I was on an airplane with one of those guys one time.

[Marty]

Oh.

[Josh]

And it's just like, don't you know you're going out? You mean what you do at your home? If you want to be a little nasty boy at home, but, like, if

[Thomas Dopas]

you're going out, like, I got used to it too. Don't even. They don't even smell it, you know. Thing I see when I went to the colleague Call of Duty championship, there's a couple of those walking around really

[Josh]

wrestling at the wrestling shows, bro. I was. I went to AEW because I was in town one time and I seen floor tickets were like $125. I'm like, hell, yeah. Chris Jericho's wrestling tonight. That's my favorite wrestler of all time. Yeah, I seen him do the Walls of Jericho. I was like, okay. I never seen it live or whatever. So, like, I've seen it. It was cool. But literally, like, I'm standing in that crowd and I'm thinking, like, I'm about to be in a prestigious part. I was on TV and stuff where we literally Left early because stunk in there.

[Marty]

That bad.

[Josh]

That bad.

[Thomas Dopas]

Of course, the concerts. Yeah, I've been to some stinky concerts.

[Josh]

People crowd surfing and just you hear they pick them pits up. Been a few of those concerts as well, man.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I just can't believe like usually before you're gonna go do like this is what we're doing tonight. You take a shower and get ready for it.

[Thomas Dopas]

We always had that one friend that was like, you don't care at all. You gotta stink. We all met that kid before. We imagine one of those kids in every city and then they to the same event.

[Marty]

Like you've been playing basketball all day and you're not going to change type. You're still got your socks on from

[Thomas Dopas]

the only time I ever.

[Marty]

All day yesterday.

[Thomas Dopas]

Didn't give a. If I was working all day for the moving company. We go from one job to the next. Like, I'm not going to go home and take a shower if I'm dying. Let's just go to the next job.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's the only time I'm like, I. I'm gross.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

But also I'm about to be more gross. Picking up your house. So that's the only time. Yeah.

[Josh]

When you got to. You got to double down your power through it. You know what I mean?

[Marty]

But when you're walking through public dude. Catch people's faces and be like, this guy's a creep. Because I know after doing all these thumbnails.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh yeah, I've already.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Marty]

People will pop to me real quick. See this on the thumbnail?

[Josh]

I can see this on the thumbnail. Exactly. We were just. I did a. I did a podcast recently and we were like doing research like on NAMBLA and like. Nambla, what's that? South park did an episode on it. The National North American Man Boy Love Association.

[Thomas Dopas]

You mean soon to be dead guys? Because I don't. That.

[Josh]

You don't remember the south park episode?

[Thomas Dopas]

No, but isn't that crazy? That's real.

[Josh]

Well, it technically it ended, but I think they had over. I think they said it ended in like 1997. It was in like 1978.

[Thomas Dopas]

Signs up, bro.

[Josh]

That's a genius idea. We should get it started again on some CIA. That's genius, actually.

[Thomas Dopas]

I get five companies to donate $5,000 a month. Keeps all the workers going, keeps everybody going. Put their name, their number, anywhere they've ever worked. Every single family member, where they work now, what high school they went to. And we blast it. And every single page, every post on instagram is the full chronological life of this person. Like, this guy signed up for the National Board association. Also he's a football coach. Just want to throw that out there, because I know if that happened in my. And I had kids, like, you're not playing here anymore. We're moving schools. We're done. Like, you're.

[Josh]

We gotta get Top guy.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh]

We gotta get a way to get it. Like, this is a genius idea, actually. We got to get a way to get it to where they. Because. Could just fill your name in as a joke. Because then they could double reverse it. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

They could double spy.

[Josh]

Like, just fill your name in, maybe.

[Thomas Dopas]

IP address and do the IP address.

[Josh]

IP address, something.

[Marty]

Fingerprint. That's kind of like.

[Thomas Dopas]

Nobody's gonna fall over the fingerprint

[Marty]

on it. Yeah. Promise.

[Thomas Dopas]

Dude, it's just for the.

[Josh]

For the update, sending your blood.

[Marty]

Trust me, it's all good.

[Josh]

Except I'm just gonna check your testosterone level research.

[Thomas Dopas]

Why don't they just chemically castrate the guys?

[Josh]

That's an option, bro. People are just so soft.

[Thomas Dopas]

But that's a good option.

[Josh]

Yeah, I would say so.

[Thomas Dopas]

You see, was it Florida and Idaho? Idaho.

[Josh]

Idaho. With the shootings.

[Thomas Dopas]

Firing squad.

[Josh]

Firing squads.

[Thomas Dopas]

Let's get. Let's go. Dude.

[Josh]

It's like the UFC events. Let's get a firing squad one.

[Thomas Dopas]

You know what I mean?

[Josh]

A fire 250 White House event. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

So basically, if you're caught assaulting a kid under 13, I think it's firing squad.

[Josh]

Let's go.

[Thomas Dopas]

They put you against the wall and they kill you.

[Josh]

Honestly, all the that live in Idaho are moving here, though.

[Thomas Dopas]

Well, we're just gonna change it, dude.

[Josh]

They're like, oh, we're getting out of here.

[Thomas Dopas]

Good. At least.

[Josh]

Good.

[Thomas Dopas]

At least. I know. Then the next they're gonna have to move and move.

[Josh]

Exactly. That's the whole thing that I talk about with the smacks and kicking their ass.

[Thomas Dopas]

They're gonna make it.

[Josh]

They're gonna move, literally, eventually, till they're on the island. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

Like that one. Did I tell you?

[Josh]

Just give them Epstein's island and then let them fend for themselves on there, right?

[Thomas Dopas]

Give him one.

[Josh]

Give him the.

[Thomas Dopas]

The bodied man with a knife. Like. Like, yo, I'm gonna. I've been here for eight days. I've taken out the whole island, and I've been streaming it, the whole thing on Kick, and I would totally support that, dude.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't want to see people get hurt, but I'll support it. I don't want to see it. I just want to know, what if piece of. You killed him? Cool.

[Josh]

What if society got to that point where it actually goes too far of like, okay, we're gonna like Gladiator. Like amazing pedophiles. Would you like mar. So just like that there. It's like a live stream. Our Arnold Schwarzenegger type dude just killing Pedos. Would you watch it?

[Thomas Dopas]

That's rough.

[Josh]

But you're watching the violence. Would you support it?

[Thomas Dopas]

But.

[Josh]

And there's like, Gatorade advertising.

[Thomas Dopas]

I support it. I don't think I could watch it. Couldn't watch it. No matter what real life, it's always a conflict that. It's like, you can't fight back. You're gonna die. Your parents can probably see this. You're someone's little brother. I don't want to see this. They can fight back.

[Josh]

They could kill Arnold. One of those thumbnails could kill Arnold.

[Marty]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

Not one guy I've ever seen could beat me up. No, I don't want to see it.

[Marty]

But I support not Gladiator versus themselves. That's how they do it.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

The winner gets expunged.

[Josh]

Are you watching the violence?

[Thomas Dopas]

40 of you guys, huh?

[Josh]

Are you watching the violence, though?

[Marty]

Like on unrestricted? We're watching.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, I just. I don't watch people stab each other. Just people just watch that shit.

[Josh]

Pedos get.

[Thomas Dopas]

How many people stab it? I go, oh, no. All right, good. It's just too much. I can't.

[Josh]

So you're just keeping up with the plot. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's cool.

[Josh]

It's like watching wrestling. You're fast forwarding the matches. Okay. Watching the guys talk.

[Thomas Dopas]

Just.

[Josh]

You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

Just the stabbing I can watch was get knocked out, get stomped. Like when you kick that man in the head and your. The look on your face when I was like, like, yeah, he was close to that concrete. I can see your face. Even your face went. It was close to that concrete.

[Josh]

It was close to that concrete.

[Thomas Dopas]

There's this butterfly effect situation here. This way. Yeah, but that was a cool backward kick from behind. That's cool. It's like a soccer over my head kick. And he just didn't even see it.

[Marty]

Just bicycle. I love it.

[Josh]

I didn't even mean to do it, though. That was the thing, because we were kicking him all the whole time. It kicked him in the ass hella hard. Funniest, favorite thing to do is kick

[Thomas Dopas]

him in the funniest.

[Josh]

Dude, it's the Kick in the butt. I love it, man.

[Thomas Dopas]

Remember, corn dog people, when you just walk into school, someone knees you in the ass. What the corn dog, bro.

[Josh]

Life would suck in high school because of that kind of. But yeah, I just. I just wanted to kick him in the head. I didn't want to like sleep his ass. Like, I'm like, but, but, but let's give him a head shot. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

And just. I gotta be honest.

[Josh]

Kill. Kill shot.

[Thomas Dopas]

When you said last night you should come, I go, okay. And you guys didn't do that once. I have a list of things. I think I told you about it. Yeah, yeah, I have a list of things. Like I don't want to slap anybody but a mean Indian burn that he can't defend.

[Josh]

Right?

[Thomas Dopas]

You have to watch me. What? Will you. No, but you have to keep your eyes up while I do it.

[Josh]

No, if they flinch, I smack them.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, if you flinch, your blank, he gets to smack you. And we got this guy, Fleece Johnson here, all right? He's gonna take your whole bubble,

[Marty]

Dude.

[Josh]

Imagine that collab. The fleece dopas, yolo shua mundi.

[Thomas Dopas]

At the end, we just beat the out of it for being such a creep. Like, you're still a piece of. I don't care if you're out, dude.

[Marty]

It all started when they named him Fleece.

[Thomas Dopas]

By the way, that's definitely a nickname. There's no way that's a nickname. Or his parents had that many kids. They're like, name, I don't care. Start naming materials. Was. He had eight kids. George Foreman 1 George Foreman 2 George Foreman.

[Josh]

Right? Does it.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, all those kids are named George Foreman. Even the girls, right? Isn't that the Jordan?

[Josh]

No way.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's like six kids are all named George Foreman.

[Marty]

I don't know about that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, it's a really weird thing. You should. You should Google it. Come on, Steelo, bring it back. Sorry, what? Fleece Johnson. Anyway, what's up, guys? Taking a moment from this super super structured and non chaotic episode to talk about our sponsor. And that's Puffco. A bunch of new products. I just got some new colorways and let me show you brand new Puffco Pivot. This is the spot Sapphire edition. Okay? And you know, everything always matches. So coming in with the matching box, I can't tell you how many times this has come in handy because it has everything I need in one little capsule. I take this, I take this. And that's all I need for the day. Also coming in with the sapphire blue this is the Puffco Peak. But look at this thing. Nice ass color. Everything matches. Good job. This is like a powder. Soft to the touch. Sapphire blue. Looks great for all your needs. Check out everything they have to offer. PuffCon is coming up. I know it's a couple months away, but it's gonna creep up on us faster than we think. Puffco Peak sapphire joystick cap, 3D chamber, fast USB C charging, swappable glass top. You've probably seen on my Twitter or my Instagram the custom tops. Yeah, it is fun. It's like hitting different rigs. You can just switch it up and real time temperature control. Guys, this is as good as it gets until the Puffco Peak Pro. But this is the brand new Peaks from Puffco. Once again, thank you guys for supporting the sponsors that support us. Thank you to Puffco. Back to the episode.

[Josh]

Yeah, so, yeah, I did. I went back to my hometown and caught the, Caught one guy and then we punched him or we smacked him. But he didn't press charges in Ohio.

[Thomas Dopas]

The state can't, I mean, they can't really press charges. Can't they? If you say that, yeah, you can.

[Josh]

Well, that's what Jay's in trouble for right now.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, but that was, I thought it

[Josh]

was for the evil cigarette, but, well, the cigarettes. Well, it's the same premise, is either I smack you or call the police or I make you eat cigarettes or we call the police. So technically, if I say like, you gotta eat this bowl of cereal or I call the police, like that, technically that's extortion, regardless, you know, I just

[Thomas Dopas]

don't see his extortion. It's like, we should call the police. This is a crime.

[Josh]

And, and in the videos, they literally walked up to the police afterwards, tried to tell the police what was going on. He's like, get out of here. So like that's on. That's the full video. And then they end up charging him

[Thomas Dopas]

a month, month later.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, he's looking at 37 years in prison.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, he's not. God.

[Josh]

Yeah, he's looking at 30 for making

[Thomas Dopas]

a guy eat cigarettes.

[Josh]

They had a $300,000 bond when they arrested him. They like pulled him over at gunpoint, like followed him home from the airport. Yeah, there's a, there's a nationwide Warrant out for Dr. Pepper right now

[Thomas Dopas]

for that, for that.

[Josh]

Nobody's hurt. Nobody's hurt. Nobody's got a broken bone. Nobody even was bloody or anything like that. And so he had a 300, 000 bond and some fan, God bless him. Like, it was no. 10. That's why he sat in there for, like, a really long time, because it's looking at 37 years. They said he basically killed somebody. You get 35 years for killing somebody.

[Thomas Dopas]

And he's.

[Josh]

And he's looking at 37.

[Thomas Dopas]

So he doesn't like him wherever he's at.

[Josh]

Well, it's because he called. He called him out. He called that county out by name. And I've dealt with the same thing of, like, calling my hometown out by name, and they've tried to screw me over every step of the way. So, like, he did that to a powerful county down there in Florida, and he. He talked to the devil, and the devil answered. You know what I mean? And that's one of those. You can't beat them either. You can't beat them. And every step of the way, Jay. Jay got arrested. One of the arresting officers, like, yo, I really. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. This sucks. Jay goes to jail. All the CEOs are like, Bro, we're really big fans this and that. He eventually, when he gets bonded out, a fan paid for his bond. Actually, long story short, 300 bands. No. After, like, a week, he ended up getting the 10. So it went to, like, 30.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, but still.

[Josh]

And then, bro, then he has to get a lawyer, and the lawyers are over here saying, 80, you know what I mean? So anyways, so, like, he goes and gets the ankle monitor when it gets bonded on. They're like, oh, we're such big fans this and that. So you're just like, every step of the way, it's like, oh, yeah, we love you, but sorry, we're sending you to the gallows. You know what I mean? Like, you're literally, like, hanging somebody and be like, hey, I love you. I'm such a big fan.

[Marty]

You really didn't do anything to be here in the first place. Like, that's.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, it's not even. Like, those guys were the one. They should be in prison.

[Josh]

They stretched the law so hard to make sure that they got Jay. But, like, what law are they stretching? They're not. Those guys ain't in trouble at all. And guess what? And, like, I can't. I don't want to talk about the case too much. That's just the public stuff. That stuff is out there. That stuff is public. But I could talk to you guys all, like, off camera about, like, a lot of the injustices that's going on. It's just. It's a shame. You know what I Mean, it's a real shame.

[Thomas Dopas]

I didn't know it was like that. Yeah, I had no idea it was bad like that. I decided in jail.

[Josh]

No, it's. It's rough, man. It's scary because, I mean, this. Anybody that. This isn't like, I'm saying too much. Listen, when they got 37 years on you, your first plea deal is going to be like, we'll give it 10 years. And then it's going to be like, what, 10 years of my life? And they'll be like, well, you're looking at 37.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's like a cool deal.

[Josh]

Yeah. So your next plea deal will be like, well, we'll give you seven. You're like, what? And then your third plea deal, you'll say no to that. Your third plea deal is like, okay, we'll give you three. And then if you say no to that, you got to take it to trial. And even if you have a 99 chance of winning trial, that 1% chance

[Thomas Dopas]

of like, 37 years, not worth it.

[Josh]

You just spin the wheel. I would never spin that wheel. If there's a. If there's a hundred spaces in one of those spaces is 37 years of my life, bro, that I ain't spinning that wheel. You know what I mean? So, like, they. They, they him over. So hopefully, like, he's got a good legal team right now. We're pretty positive about it. And yeah, and honestly, like, we have. We have a bunch of contingent plans that we have that were some wild stuff, you know what I mean, that we're even trying to think of. But we're gonna. We're positive about it because at the end of the day, like, he didn't extort nobody. He doesn't want nothing. He doesn't want nothing from anybody. And you can't say, because in the law, I might know. I don't know if I should be doing this, but this is public information. I'm just having an opinion on it. In the law, extortion. The law says, like, there could, like, you catch somebody doing a crime, and then you threaten to call the police or profit off them or, like, get something from them. And apparently they're saying he's getting the smacks. But what. But they have all the information, and guess what? They didn't charge the guys with a crime. So he. Technically, he didn't catch nobody in a crime because they didn't arrest nobody. There is no crime.

[Thomas Dopas]

I love it.

[Marty]

That's some freeway Rick Ross right there.

[Thomas Dopas]

There's a little loop.

[Josh]

You Know what I'm saying? Y' all the one you all up by not arresting them, in my opinion. Because now you're saying you're. That law in the statute is, is stated because of a crime. There's no. You didn't arrest him. There's no crime, obviously, but you have

[Thomas Dopas]

to go arrest him.

[Josh]

In your opinion.

[Marty]

Well, this is the first time that, that, that the shitty laws of our. Actually could actually kind of help the situation.

[Josh]

We would hope. We will help.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's way worse than I thought. Okay.

[Marty]

Damn. When does he go to trial or whatever? Do they know?

[Josh]

So his next court dates in like a couple weeks to see if he can get the ankle monitor off. This is going to be like, it's going to be a year long battle at least. You know, like I said, he's looking at 37 years. So it's like a murder. Imagine just a murder trial.

[Thomas Dopas]

You should have stomped him to death then, right? If that's the case, yeah. Should kill one of these.

[Josh]

So if you, if you. Let's say you punch a predator, that's a misdemeanor. If I ask you to punch. If I ask you to punch you or I'm gonna call the police because I caught you in a crime, then that's a felony too.

[Thomas Dopas]

So you might as well just beat the out.

[Josh]

So if you have permission to punch somebody, it's a felony too, but if you punch somebody, it's a misdemeanor. That makes no sense. No sense.

[Thomas Dopas]

Well, I'm really frustrated now. I thought that, I thought this question was going to be awesome.

[Josh]

Not at all, not at all.

[Thomas Dopas]

The worst things possible we're gonna get.

[Josh]

He's gonna get through it. And honestly, like, if that doesn't tell you what we've been telling you for the past seven years, like, I don't

[Thomas Dopas]

know, you're the ones facing prison.

[Josh]

Yeah, I don't, I don't know, dude. You know, we've been saying it for how long that these guys are more worried about us making them look bad than going out there and doing the work and then shutting us up. Like I'm, I'm always out here saying like I, I do this number one because I can. And like the best day of my life. I go around here risking my life. Dude, a dude tried to like shoot me. And then when he didn't shoot me, he chased me in a car for 20 minutes. Everybody knows the story. You watched this before. So does that sound like something like if you went to Walmart and that happened like a Guy tried to shoot you, would you go to that Walmart no more? You're like, I'm just gonna, like, probably not go there. Something crazy happened to me last time. Like, it's not. This isn't stuff that I really want to do. And it's just the police don't do it, and I know that they don't do it. So, like, somebody has to do it, you know?

[Marty]

If you went to a city and there was no creeps because cops had a division where they're focused on preemptively doing all this, then you'd shut them out.

[Josh]

I'd be out of business, wouldn't I?

[Marty]

Yeah, perfect. Yeah.

[Josh]

Put me out of business. I'm probably the only guy in business that's asking to be put out of business in the whole world right now. You know what I mean?

[Marty]

Awesome. Awesome.

[Thomas Dopas]

I would love to never see you on the Internet again. Because we didn't have to. That's like a I. And I love watching this.

[Josh]

Make me go fill out for section eight, man. If you hate me, like, take away my job, you know? If you hate me so bad, just, like, don't look like. Make sure when I come to your town, you already got your trash picked up.

[Marty]

Shout out to Jay. That's horrible. I hope some really smart legal person

[Josh]

comes out of the fold and like, yeah, I think we got. I think we're pretty confident.

[Thomas Dopas]

It doesn't make sense. It's backwards. It's not 1800s anymore. You can't just throw them away.

[Marty]

We don't like it forever.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, no, it doesn't work that way. As social media will dox you. Like, you're. You have to move towns, whatever judge and policeman is like, the Internet will destroy you.

[Josh]

Understand how they're literally sleeping at night.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's up.

[Josh]

Knowing they're doing that to a guy. That at worst, is trying to do the right thing the wrong way. Way at worst.

[Marty]

It's a big win for all the creeps, too. The police department's like, all right, creeps, we got you guys. We'll put. We'll put them behind.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's a big win for pedophiles.

[Marty]

You're right.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's a great way to put it.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

What y.

[Josh]

Okay, so I don't.

[Marty]

I saw him on Instagram. He looks absolutely yolked, bro.

[Josh]

He's like that kid you were showing me that does like a thousand push ups a day.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, yeah, you can see it. He's like, all tall and can run. Yeah, that's really all you Need. Yeah, that's all you need. Like, yeah, he could do pull ups. And you see Ivan Drago, he could be Ivan Drago if he wants.

[Josh]

Yeah, he's a nut, man. Like, he's. He's one of those fitness guys. Like, it's. He takes it serious.

[Thomas Dopas]

I just love when a runs for him and he goes every time like, this guy looks like a cross country athlete. You're not getting away, bro.

[Josh]

I miss, like, we still catch together, like, you know, probably a couple times a year. But like those first three, four years, man, catching was another. It was just nothing like it, man. And just like, I used to, like, release him like a hound.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'll be like, jake, get him. Hold him by his shirt. Yeah.

[Josh]

The whole time. Calm down, calm down. Like, and that, like, that's why the, like, they took that to the next level, because I wasn't there to like, you got two hot heads. You know what I mean? So, like, the lesser hot head is the calm one, you know?

[Thomas Dopas]

So, yeah, there's a couple of those guys didn't get a word off. The guy in the blue shirt or purple shirt and the grocery store didn't get a word off. And just by the time he left the store, he was. His eye was closed. Incredible.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

There was no slaps.

[Josh]

You know, Batman ain't going to talk knockouts.

[Thomas Dopas]

No.

[Josh]

Batman's like, Batman's not Spider Man. He's not doing the quirky quips, you know what I mean? He's just kicking ass, dude. So, like. Yeah, those guys are. Those guys are just a.

[Thomas Dopas]

There's a. There's a search for Dr. Pepper right now. Yeah. So like, say like, so they can charge him for what they're charging Jay with.

[Josh]

They could if they pick.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's what they're trying to do.

[Josh]

If they catch him in Alaska, they're gonna fly him to Florida.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's gonna get extra time for cigarette butts.

[Josh]

Mm. They're searching a high low you could

[Thomas Dopas]

force to have sex with you and get less time.

[Josh]

It's crazy.

[Marty]

Whoa. He's walking around in a Pepsi shirt.

[Thomas Dopas]

And yeah. She's like, no one would ever.

[Josh]

He just the Captain America black hat and a Pepsi shirt.

[Marty]

I got 30, 40 years like this. I'm good, right?

[Thomas Dopas]

Last night here forever. Damn, Marty. It's great. I really. First thing I imagine, black Pepsi shirt, not a blue one. The black can. So I don't know why.

[Josh]

So that's.

[Thomas Dopas]

So he had to leave. So Marty said to ask you about Alaska trip.

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean, I went on We've caught. Yeah, we caught on Alaska. This was about like a year ago. And in the snow.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And in like the mountains and.

[Thomas Dopas]

But don't. I would feel worse.

[Josh]

Those guys are crazy out there. I caught the. I caught this one guy and.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, you're alone out here. You're. Are you insane?

[Josh]

It's nuts.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yes.

[Josh]

They're nuts.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's like being in solitary. Yeah. Staring at the same white snow all day by yourself, bro.

[Josh]

But it was. It was 24 hour sun. Sun. So it was. I like that. I'm a fan of that actually. For some reason I. I stayed. We were out there for seven days and the like the sun never went down.

[Marty]

But what wasn't there some whole context though? You're on like a spree of catches type because you were like thinking you were about to go down.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. So we were this.

[Marty]

It was like a movie.

[Josh]

Okay. So now I know what you're talking about.

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't know the story. Cuz he's like Alaska. I don't know. It's like yo. Asking about a movie. I haven't watched. No idea.

[Josh]

That makes. It's all coming around now. It's okay.

[Thomas Dopas]

The only time I went to Alaska. Now it makes so.

[Josh]

So I kicked a car in my hometown in Fremont and they charged me with a felony for.

[Thomas Dopas]

Why? Because it was an expensive.

[Josh]

This makes sense.

[Marty]

Bro.

[Josh]

I haven't been on here so long. So much has happened. Okay.

[Thomas Dopas]

We have. We just didn't talk about this at all.

[Josh]

We did. We just talked about other.

[Thomas Dopas]

Wait, so you kicked the car. They're like it's worth 78000 bro.

[Josh]

It was 200 in damage. But they were. They said I threw a movie here.

[Marty]

Where.

[Josh]

Here's where it comes into getting Josh. Monday getting into statutes. It said in the statue of the crime that they charged me with threw an object at a moving vehicle on a highway. So that wall. Why it's such a bad cell. Money is for kids throwing. Exactly. So that's why it's a bad felony. So you can't do that. Bro. I kicked the parked car at a Walmart parking lot.

[Thomas Dopas]

Shut the up.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Dude, is it on camera?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, let's go.

[Josh]

But bro, they. I had to pay like a lawyer like $15,000 and they. They put me on. I was. I traveled to Alaska.

[Thomas Dopas]

Now all this makes sense with the old.

[Josh]

You're saying old videos. And so I was mixing in. I was on bond. I was out on bond.

[Thomas Dopas]

Knew it. We were eating dinner. He must be in Jail or something.

[Josh]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

So old. And he didn't beat that man up.

[Josh]

So I was out on bond, and I was going to catch in, like, Alaska and all these places in Vermont because I was filming, like, a little documentary because I thought I was going to go to jail because they were going to send me to jail for a year and a half because they were. They were like, oh, but we don't want to send you to jail. We want to put. Put you on probation. Like, you. Because if you put me on probation, you can say, you're not allowed to catch predators no more. You're not allowed to have police interaction.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'd rather go to jail.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'd rather go to jail.

[Thomas Dopas]

People up in there.

[Josh]

So anyways, I'm prepared to go to jail because they're not dropping the charge. Every time that they try to drop the charges to a felony, five. And we're like. We're like eight months in. I don't have a felony. I'm. I like my guns. You know what I mean? Like, I have a crazy life. Like, I need to be able to have my guns on me. So anyways, I'm preparing. Yeah, I'm preparing to go to jail for, like, a year and a half. Like, yeah, it sucks. So anyways, I'm on. I'm on, like, not house arrest, but I'm not allowed to leave the state. So I'm going to Alaska, and I'm going to Vermont and Hawaii and California and all these places to, like, film this and catch predators and stuff like that. And I know that they're watching my Instagram and my. My logos and stuff. So there was a period where I'm, like, posting old videos with new videos to make. To make the cops think all the videos are old videos. You know what I mean? So that makes. That makes sense for the period. Bro, Things move so fast for me, like, six months ago, seems like five years ago at this point. But, yeah, so I ended up beating the case the day before. My boy over here was with me. He was videotaping the whole thing. And they. The day before trial, they called me and they're like, yeah, they're gonna drop it from a. From a felony. They just don't want you to pay the 250 and they'll throw it away. And I'm like, I'm crying myself, bro. I'm laying there with my girl in bed just, like, crying. Crying in her chest like, oh, my God, my kids. This is gonna hurt. It's gonna. Their life up my, like, what did I do? Like this. I can't believe this has happened. This and that. And they're like, yeah, just pay us 250 and we'll say it. I'm like, bro, for kicking a car.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I'm like, damn, dude.

[Josh]

And I. And then like the weird part of me was like, oh, that's a shitty ending for the documentary.

[Thomas Dopas]

I could have got a PlayStation, bro.

[Josh]

It's just like. It's like one of those like movies where it's like. And it was all a dream the whole time.

[Thomas Dopas]

I wake up from here like, are you ready to start? Like, oh, stupid. Yeah.

[Josh]

So we ended up not like finishing the documentary and stuff, but yeah, I guess there's like a whole story within that.

[Thomas Dopas]

But the ending is the best part. You don't go to jail.

[Josh]

Yeah, but it was supposed to be

[Thomas Dopas]

like, still do it.

[Josh]

I was supposed to be like, you know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

From inside.

[Josh]

You know what I mean? Just the last. I'm like, I told you. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

I tried to help. You should have listened.

[Josh]

But no, it didn't end like that. And we're just back to business. Back to kicking ass.

[Thomas Dopas]

Okay? So that's why you go to Alaska. You start doing everything because you think you're going to have to go to jail.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Knock all these out. Okay, Alaska guys. Different.

[Josh]

Yeah, the Alaskan people don't play that, man. We. We caught this one guy and guy pulled up, he's like, what's going on? And we're telling what's going on. He punches him.

[Thomas Dopas]

Boom.

[Josh]

No. Gets in the truck and leaves.

[Thomas Dopas]

Sick.

[Josh]

And then like 10 minutes later, we're

[Thomas Dopas]

walking with the predator.

[Josh]

He pulls up with like four other

[Thomas Dopas]

guys

[Josh]

and just start kicking this guy's. Just start kicking this dude's ass. And me and my boy like, bro, I'm on pond right now. So me and my boy just kind of like Homer Simpson.

[Thomas Dopas]

Into the bush. Into the bush.

[Marty]

Don't film.

[Josh]

Literally into the. Yes, still filming. Into the woods. There's just like these dudes stop like beating their ass. And then you just hear. And bro, there's cops coming up, pulling guns. Like stop aiming guns at these. And we're just falling down like this like woods path. Cuz it's like Alaska, so it's not like city. So like after the a road, there's woods and then there's roads and then there's woods. And like we're just like rolling down these woods and laying down in the grass because there's cops circling like I was like 13 years old and we were like hiding from the cops for

[Thomas Dopas]

like feeling so forever. Yeah. Hiding from the fools and Lord of the Rings.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it was like.

[Thomas Dopas]

So I love it that they participated.

[Josh]

Yeah, it was like one o' clock in the morning, but it seemed like it was like 11am so it was weird. Stripping weird. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Straight sun at 1 in the morning.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Everybody's brains misfiring over there.

[Josh]

Yeah, they're nuts over there. They're different over there. You can just imagine it. Just tell.

[Thomas Dopas]

I would never sleep well, I was

[Josh]

all right with it. Everybody's got like the blackout windows and stuff.

[Thomas Dopas]

For sure. Have to.

[Josh]

But I'm a weirdo, man. I. I only sleep like four or five hours a night. I wish I could do more, but

[Thomas Dopas]

I used to be. Me too.

[Josh]

Yeah, I wake up at like 4am every day and bro, 4am eastern time. So you can't even imagine what I'm doing over here. Vampire 1am just up at 1am and the worst thing about me is like, I'm such a contradiction is I wake up at 4am and I hate breakfast food. So unless I'm cooking for myself, like, I literally can't get nothing from nowhere because I don't like sausage, bacon, eggs or pancakes or nothing like that.

[Thomas Dopas]

So what do you eat in the morning if you have to Cereal?

[Josh]

I eat sandwiches.

[Thomas Dopas]

Okay, that's cool.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'll eat like a ham turkey. Or a turkey sandwich. Or a ham sandwich.

[Thomas Dopas]

You just don't eat breakfast stuff at all?

[Josh]

No, don't eat it at all.

[Thomas Dopas]

Nothing? Not even a waffle, man.

[Josh]

Nah, I'll do it like maybe a couple times a year. Like one, like. I mean, I just got like, I just got pancakes from. What is that place? Cracker Barrel. Just for like white. As I just like woke up one morning, I was like, I think I'm gonna try to get some Cracker Barrel. I don't even know what I was on. But yeah, I don't know. Like, I like, I like, I like here in LA because you can dead ass get tacos at 6am so that's still open. That works for me. So I've been eating. I've been going to this place that's like by our hotel and I get a burger and a burrito and I eat half of each because I want both for some reason because the burrito is so good and the burger's so good. So I'll eat like half and half. I don't know what the I'm on.

[Thomas Dopas]

And then you can eat cheap, too.

[Josh]

Food is so cheap.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. Is it expensive where you're at?

[Josh]

I mean, expensive part like, when I travel, bro, food is expensive, but, like, you can dead ass get tacos out here for like a dollar fifty and.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, you mean taco trucks and.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. That's different. Yeah, that's like.

[Josh]

Like a little taco. Like little huts and stuff. Because that one, it's a couple miles from here. Like, I don't know, Teddy's red taco one. No, it's like called White Hut.

[Marty]

Hut.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, yeah, they have a couple. The Great White Hut.

[Josh]

The Great White. There's a couple of them out here. Yeah, that's what I was eating.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, I've never eaten there. I used to live right next to it, actually. Yeah, I never tried it. It's small, but they're sweating. It's a little box.

[Josh]

They are sweating in there.

[Thomas Dopas]

Sweating there over my foot.

[Josh]

I don't want good seasoning.

[Marty]

It's authentic.

[Josh]

They're over the grills dripping that their sweat. And that's salt, brother.

[Thomas Dopas]

Right?

[Marty]

Organic.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's nasty, dude. Just thinking about it, I had to like, stop, clear my mouth out for a second, not think about it, because that's nasty. That's some jackass too. Oh, jackass Comes out this week. Let's go.

[Josh]

Does it next week? Maybe.

[Marty]

I don't know.

[Thomas Dopas]

Soon.

[Josh]

Is it good, you think?

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't know, but it's the last one, dude. I thought there's gonna be a bunch of tear jerkers. A bunch of. Look at us. 22 years ago, everyone, Steve O.

[Marty]

Came in telling us behind the scenes about. I just got off the phone with Johnny Knoxville and Eva. I just let him hear my new book. Remember, we got exclusive.

[Thomas Dopas]

Okay, Remember? But him saying that.

[Josh]

No, no.

[Marty]

When he was coming in. We got a good 15 minutes of behind the scenes before. Yes.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. Yes, it is. Yes.

[Marty]

Two epics.

[Thomas Dopas]

So I thought you meant, like, because I'm imagining him right here and just a dirty, dirty, like a dirty. Barefoot had no shoes on. I was like, dance to you. Perfect.

[Marty]

That's close. He did like, Indian style barefoot.

[Thomas Dopas]

That was pretty much him the whole time. I was like, hey.

[Josh]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

He was like, I talk a lot because I had about 15 questions and we got through none because he took it away. It was great. Because he could talk. It was great. But afterwards he's like, oh, yeah, sorry. I was like, don't worry about it. And then he had his hand in his foot for A long time.

[Josh]

He had his hand on his foot,

[Thomas Dopas]

like, in his foot for so long. I was like, interlocked.

[Josh]

Yeah, the interlocked is tough.

[Thomas Dopas]

That was crazy, dude. You gotta touch other things. You were there with the toe jam gang. Yeah, no, he was great. I just thought it was real. That was like, season one, maybe, maybe two.

[Marty]

Yeah, I was in here.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, I was in here.

[Josh]

Wow, bro.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's been a. Yeah.

[Josh]

I want to know how to deal with somebody like that, man. He was cool, but I'm not like a feet guy like that. Like when somebody's like bare feet. Same like when a dude wears, like. Like, I. I like the. The. The thong sandal stuff is just like, what's going on, man?

[Thomas Dopas]

That's like a whole culture. Go to another country. That's all that wear.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

If you're white in America, you wear those. It's like, because you're. You like Van Halen. Of course you do. Like, not Marty. He doesn't like Van Halen, but still got no thong. And he doesn't have those either, so. But if you're a white dude in America, you're my mommy. That's why I hate them. I used to have to wear those was until I was, like, five. And I hate it.

[Josh]

I ain't gonna lie. My girl got me on the Birkenstock. So now when I go on, like, vacation, I'm Birkin socks. When I'm Birkin stocks with no socks. I'm growing up, man. You gotta grow up.

[Thomas Dopas]

This little hair is about to turn blue.

[Josh]

Politically correct.

[Thomas Dopas]

And he's gonna talk. Now you're just talking them to him.

[Josh]

Oh, that's the time I started wearing the Birkenstocks.

[Thomas Dopas]

You're like, yeah.

[Marty]

I didn't know what these were talking about.

[Josh]

They're like, I don't know why those ones.

[Thomas Dopas]

They're the number one shoe. I hate those. I hate him so much. When I went to Europe, no, they have a thing. Me. Me and Rosie. I swear to God, we talked about it. A girl could be super pretty. And I look down and go, ew, you're a dude. Now I'm out. I don't know what it is. Even before I met Rosie, I'm like, that's. Oh, stink.

[Josh]

I always thought the Roman soldiers were less cool because they have barefoot.

[Thomas Dopas]

Thanks. So were the Spartans.

[Josh]

You guys would be way cooler with boots.

[Thomas Dopas]

300 was sick. And the only thing I was like, oh, you guys have sandals the whole time. Not even that. They have thigh high.

[Josh]

That's why. Lord of the Rings is better because they're wearing boots. Nobody in Lord of the Rings is walking around barefoot.

[Marty]

Not one.

[Josh]

Well, the hobbits.

[Thomas Dopas]

Gross.

[Josh]

The hobbits, they're barefoot.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's like a hobbit.

[Josh]

That's kind of their thing. They grip.

[Thomas Dopas]

They grip better. Like Tarzan. We don't make fun of Tarzan power.

[Josh]

Exactly.

[Thomas Dopas]

Boom. Yeah.

[Josh]

We don't make fun of Tarzan.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's cool. As with no shoes.

[Josh]

Exactly.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Or pants.

[Thomas Dopas]

Remember when he was skating on the tree? I thought I could do that too. Movies as a kid.

[Josh]

Can you show me?

[Thomas Dopas]

And you're gonna say, this man's violent. All I do is kick a car, dude.

[Josh]

Dude, that's such a good I. That soundtrack on Tarzan had no business being that good.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's one of the few Disney movies I've only watched, like three times. I never really got into it too much because there was Brandon Fraser, Tarzan, the real life one. I'm like, oh, I'll just watch.

[Josh]

Watch out for that. That was Georgia the Jungle. Brendan Frazier was Georgia.

[Thomas Dopas]

How did he play Tarzan?

[Josh]

Did he play Tarzan? I think George.

[Thomas Dopas]

I think you're right.

[Josh]

Brandon Fraser was Georgia.

[Thomas Dopas]

Maybe that's why I didn't really with Tarzan too much. Yeah. They really just ripped off Tarzan that bad.

[Marty]

Damn, dude.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, it's the same movie.

[Josh]

It is exactly the same thing, actually.

[Thomas Dopas]

And he talked dumb. Same movie, same hair. Yeah. With the Nigel dude.

[Josh]

I used to hate that guy when I was a kid. Nigel, the, like, British dude.

[Thomas Dopas]

Do you remember Jungle to Jungle with Tit Allen? Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. That had the coolest, like, VHS cover as a kid. It was so cool.

[Thomas Dopas]

Remember the big fat vhs? The white ones for Disney?

[Josh]

They were like hard classes.

[Thomas Dopas]

My eyes and pick one.

[Josh]

Yeah. Close my eyes and mix them up and then be like, this is that one I'm watching.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And then I would go like, nah, not that one.

[Josh]

Exactly.

[Marty]

Yep.

[Thomas Dopas]

Every time I see the Beast. You've seen a lot.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Watch A Little Mermaid, dude. The one thing I watched, what was it all the time, probably out of Disney movies was Aladdin. I watched that a lot.

[Josh]

Aladdin was good. My favorite is Lion King. And then Toy Story is, like, probably number two as far as, like, the animated ones.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. That's why I got a little older. They think I think I wasn't watching.

[Marty]

I saw Toy Story 5 last night.

[Thomas Dopas]

Did you.

[Josh]

Was it good?

[Thomas Dopas]

Was there sacrifices? Did someone get sacrificed? Did they all die?

[Marty]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

Is it the end of the Toy Story?

[Marty]

No, it wasn't all in a definitive end rapid.

[Josh]

I thought I haven't seen four because I'm kind of frustrated it. Because the first three are absolute classic cinema, in my opinion. They're great. But, like, I haven't seen four, and I heard four is even good. But it's just, like, you don't need to continue the story. It was so beautiful watching them, like, all hold hands and, like, about to go into the fire together.

[Marty]

That's right.

[Josh]

And I was.

[Marty]

Bro.

[Josh]

I think I literally cried. Like, honestly, I cried in Spider Man 2, too. Why? When Harry died or Spider Man 3.

[Thomas Dopas]

I thought you say. I thought you say. Different scene.

[Josh]

Yeah. When Harry stole that food. Harry Osborne died.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh. And Harry Franklin. Yeah.

[Josh]

I was like, damn, I cried. I was a kid, though. That's one of the things I'm ashamed of crying at.

[Thomas Dopas]

But, you know, I. I one time I was watching Wolverine, and then this guy started crying in the movie. He was like 8, but still, I remember, I just look over. He's like this. When he died.

[Josh]

Logan.

[Thomas Dopas]

When Logan was dead.

[Josh]

Oh, I cried at Logan, too. He's like this. I'll cry Logan today.

[Thomas Dopas]

You good? He goes, yeah. Oh, you know what? It is sad, bro. He's not gonna come out. The dirt. Oh, he's dead.

[Josh]

I watched.

[Thomas Dopas]

What's that?

[Josh]

What's the Marley in me? I remember I watched that with my.

[Thomas Dopas]

Never watched that before.

[Josh]

Don't. I watched it with my grandma. I was like, 16. And when you're 16, you're mid. Trying to be cool. Like, your climax of trying to be cool. And I'm watching that movie, and I just get up and leave because, like, you know, if it's a dog movie, you know what's gonna happen?

[Thomas Dopas]

So he's gonna die.

[Josh]

He's gonna die. So I get up and I leave, and I literally take a shower. I'm in there. I would cry my eyes out for,

[Thomas Dopas]

like, turn the shower on 20 minutes, bro.

[Josh]

It just was, like. Came out, like, normal. But, like, I really, like, hyperventilated. Cried in the shower over Marley and me.

[Thomas Dopas]

Did he get shot?

[Josh]

No, he's just like, Owen Wilson's, like, rubbing on his belly. He's like, you're always a good boy. Boy.

[Thomas Dopas]

And he just dies.

[Josh]

Best boy.

[Thomas Dopas]

And he's, like, dying.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

As he's dying, it's like, oh, my God. I would.

[Josh]

Oh, my God.

[Thomas Dopas]

What if the dog. What if the dog OD on fentanyl shaking?

[Marty]

The dog's bent all backwards.

[Thomas Dopas]

Wait, why do you have shoes on? Dog has shoes on. He's like, sandals. The dog.

[Josh]

I stole the Wedding rings and

[Marty]

yo. I don't know.

[Thomas Dopas]

Maybe it did. I've never seen Marley and me. Maybe you got in a gang fight.

[Marty]

Did you imagine part twos in Kensington.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's just all

[Marty]

he's doing.

[Josh]

I used to have a home

[Thomas Dopas]

or a lab. Is he a lab or what is it?

[Josh]

I think he's a golden retriever.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Magic gold trever Fent forward.

[Marty]

He's not sick as he's on software underwater.

[Josh]

Hey, there's some AI cooking up right now. Somebody doing that, right?

[Thomas Dopas]

Some of the funniest. The only.

[Marty]

All right.

[Thomas Dopas]

We talked about this many times. There's only a few AI things that are funny.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And most of it's animals. 98 of its animals. You're not gonna do that. There's a dog. My favorite video. If you touch me, I'mma bite you. That's what I'm talking. I'm a dog. Get close to me. Imma bite you. Yo, that clip is so. Because it's people hands. Yeah, but they're like dog for. He's got like people hands. Bite you like, damn. That was. That's a real guy, bro. That's a 50 year old uncle. You know, that's. That's who moves and talks like that. That's the only AI I want. I don't want nothing else. I'm tired of these videos on a street to where we go. Is this AI. How many times that happened to us?

[Marty]

A lot. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's annoying because you can't see it on the phone. So we blow it up on the computer and watch it back like, that's AI. I thought this man really got hit by a car. Why are you making fake hit by a car video? It's like cheating on a test that like I already have an A.

[Josh]

It's just like. It's kind of scary because it's gonna get. If it's like that now, what is it like?

[Thomas Dopas]

In 10 years, AI got let go. Just so when all the cool comes out there, like that's AI and the grock would be like, yes, it is. Even though that is the real video.

[Josh]

And it's like, AI judging of AI is AI gross. I hope it just like pushes society to go backwards. So we just go like, let's just all do it in person. Everything we do so we know it's real.

[Thomas Dopas]

I like that.

[Josh]

That would be cool if it pushes society back to more in person.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's like when I see someone make a real clip or graphic, I'm gonna like. I like this way Better than anything I've seen in like a year. I'm tired of the AI. It sucks, man. So seeing people make real shits is badass. Yeah, let's.

[Josh]

Let's, let's uplift the chainsaw carver guys, right?

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, the.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Competition where they're doing it against a guy.

[Josh]

Yeah, I've watched a lot of YouTube videos on those guys too.

[Thomas Dopas]

Sucks. You know what I got into recently? I'm over here just all out of shape and like, damn, you're a. I'm watching calisthenic competition. And the guy will be at like, pull up 180. The other guy's beating him. Like, this guy sucks. Like, dude, he's doing 180 pull ups. I'm over here talking. Just be riddling him like a meme. Yeah. But no, to watch the calisthenics competition is a good. Incredible. Dude, I never.

[Josh]

I never heard of it. Well, all right. I can imagine.

[Thomas Dopas]

Fifteen pull ups. Quick. Back to back. Ready? Cool. And there's like 17 to 25 things you gotta do. 15 pull ups. The next one. 15 muscle ups. The next one. 15 pull ups with 45 pounds attached.

[Marty]

Hurry.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's. Who finishes first. And it'll go up into the craziest you ever. All right. Weighted dips 100 pounds on your hip. Dips 30. And then they'll be like, all right, burnout. 150 push ups. All right, next. But it's like. And it's only about 12 minutes long. These guys are hitting like a thousand different reps of something. It's amazing. I don't like the, the CrossFit. I don't like seeing people. I don't. I could do that kind of pull up. It's not real, dude.

[Josh]

What's the cross.

[Thomas Dopas]

CrossFit with a fool's. They're doing the worm on the pull up bar. You ever see that with like. You ever seen that? Marty pulled up. Marty, he. He's never seen a CrossFit pull up. I could do a CrossFit pull up.

[Marty]

It's just like. It's like frantic without any form.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's like watching little kids learn to dance.

[Josh]

Those mini push ups.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's the equivalent of this. Not all CrossFit, because a lot of CrossFit's crazy. And of course you still gotta be strong enough to pull yourself up. It's the goofiest you have ever seen in your life. It's the equivalent of those push ups, Josh. Exactly what you said. It's the. It's the exact same thing that's funny. I can't wait to Marty shows this video because it's gonna be dumb and he was gonna be a girl for some reason. It's always a chick on these. Look at this. That just looks fun. That's a pull up.

[Josh]

1 rep. 1 rep. 1 rep. One

[Thomas Dopas]

rep. No mean link. Each one's a rep. No. Yeah, that's one. That's two. That's a CrossFit pull up.

[Marty]

How do you not bang your face off the bar like that? God damn.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, not even that. She's so stupid, it's dumb. That's like me doing crutches with my head only,

[Josh]

but.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, you're still engaging someone. Yeah, but she's doing the worm. That's why I said it looks stupid. I can't do one of those.

[Josh]

Probably.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm still gonna talk. It's dumb.

[Josh]

That's funny.

[Thomas Dopas]

Anyway, you should get into those. It's real stupid. I hate how much I watch the dump. I'm like dodgeball. Watching espn Ocho.

[Josh]

Espn.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's how I feel. I watch some weird ass dude.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, do you ever see the MMA nights?

[Josh]

Yeah, I honestly wanted to go to a show with those.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's scary.

[Josh]

I wanted to go to a show and I didn't go. But did you see like the tag team mma?

[Thomas Dopas]

That's the worst. Five on five. You see the five on five?

[Josh]

There's five on five, two on two.

[Thomas Dopas]

You stop heads, though.

[Josh]

Yeah, there was like one on three with like one professional fighter and three regular guys.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's up. You see the one guy versus two women yet?

[Marty]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

We're getting into idiocracy so fast. We're gonna be pushed into.

[Josh]

It's funny, like how Russian talk about us, but they're the ones, like, they're

[Thomas Dopas]

doing all of it.

[Marty]

Hello.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's always a Russian thick accent.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Crazy Eon Flux hair from that movie. Always some weird short Gary Oldman from Fifth. Fifth Element. That weird ass haircut. It's always a like that. Dressed like a stewardess on some futuristic. I'm not wrong. Well, look up the five on five. It's exactly what that.

[Marty]

Did you see the Dustin Poirier videos yesterday, bro?

[Thomas Dopas]

That's so.

[Marty]

I haven't seen Justin Poirier versus TSA agent. Basically airport security. I'll tell you what happened because we're gonna watch on Unrestricted.

[Thomas Dopas]

Okay, hold on, hold on.

[Marty]

The fighter, the UFC champion, Dustin Poirier gets kicked off a plane. He might be drunk. Maybe he had a couple. I don't know.

[Thomas Dopas]

Hope he's drunk.

[Marty]

He looked annoyed and perturbed.

[Thomas Dopas]

Stop the. Does that word mean annoyed?

[Marty]

But you're a white guy. But you're white.

[Thomas Dopas]

Never heard that in my life.

[Josh]

He wasn't talking like a white guy.

[Marty]

No, he was.

[Josh]

He said my. He said, I'm trying to get back with my boys to the crib.

[Marty]

Yeah, he did. He said he sounded like Cedric.

[Josh]

He was saying the N word.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, he didn't even said.

[Josh]

They're like, what's wrong? He's like, what's going on? He's like, these hoes.

[Thomas Dopas]

Turns out he lost the bet. They're like, go do it.

[Josh]

Go do it here. It's sad. He got arrested and. And honestly. Honestly, if he wasn't Dustin Poria, he would have got shot somewhere else.

[Thomas Dopas]

Are you serious?

[Josh]

He's squaring up with the cop pressing him.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, with the. I thought you meant to the.

[Josh]

Please stop, please. Cuz the cop recognizes him. He's like, are you Dustin Porier?

[Thomas Dopas]

And he's like.

[Josh]

You imagine. Hey, imagine somebody comes up to you, right? Are you dope as Joel? And you go, fuck you.

[Thomas Dopas]

Wait, wait. So it doesn't want to shoot. Hold on, hold on.

[Marty]

It's a ts. It's like a airport security guard.

[Thomas Dopas]

They got guns.

[Marty]

He had a taser. You hear it? And then Poirier is like, I'm gonna bang you up. Are you gonna tase me? Are you gonna tase me? I really pissed him off then. You saw it in his eyes. But the. The TSA dude was doing such a

[Josh]

great job of, like, calm down, man.

[Marty]

It's all good. Calm down. Just calm down. He knew, like, could you imagine? You're like, yeah, you're the guy.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's it right now. Scared. It's.

[Marty]

Calm down. I don't know if what kind of moment bro was going through, but you could tell it was, like, uncalled for.

[Josh]

How on that edge?

[Thomas Dopas]

Insane migraine. Asshole with two blades.

[Marty]

Yeah, exactly.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm like, this is the same outcome. I'm dead.

[Josh]

And, like, the guy knows who he is.

[Marty]

Yes.

[Josh]

So the cop knowing who he is makes, like, the dynamic so crazy.

[Marty]

Yes. Because you.

[Josh]

If it's just like, some.

[Marty]

Of course.

[Josh]

He's five six, five foot seven, buff dude. It's like, okay, this guy's kind of like, this guy's a penis. He's got some weird energy, you know, he's a CrossFit guy. Yeah. But this is Dustin Poirier.

[Marty]

This. I'm out then. Then the real cop comes, arrests him. Dustin chills out, but What I loved about at the end of the video was he fist bumped the dude. He's like, you handled that. Great type.

[Thomas Dopas]

Who said that?

[Marty]

Dustin Pori.

[Thomas Dopas]

The TSA guy?

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

He just bitched out.

[Josh]

He's talking to the.

[Marty]

To the.

[Josh]

To the ladies. He said, your boy ain't gonna do nothing. He a. He has the strongest, like, New Orleans accent that he's never used.

[Marty]

Turned into Master P for this.

[Thomas Dopas]

Putting on and faking his own accent. He is for Dana. Do you think he has occasion?

[Josh]

That's who he is.

[Thomas Dopas]

Is he from Louisiana?

[Marty]

Like, of course he is. Always.

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't know. You know, I've been.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marty]

Theo are homeboys. He's always on. Hold on.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's Cajun. Yeah.

[Marty]

He's a Louisiana.

[Josh]

He never brought that out, though.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's how he just.

[Josh]

He cleans it. He combs it back when he's on tv. Like, you had his hair down, like, during that time.

[Thomas Dopas]

Good for him.

[Josh]

He's calling him cover that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Who are his closest group of friends? I need to see the picture. If it was anything like Marty when he was 17. Okay. You're Asian.

[Marty]

It's Daniel Cor.

[Josh]

He dropped, like, three. He dropped.

[Thomas Dopas]

Are you kidding me? This is what I missed. I haven't watched it because you said, don't watch it, but I saw. I saw him walk. Walking and went up. I keep scrolling. It keeps coming up. I keep scrolling. I don't read the caption.

[Josh]

Put up a Philly show.

[Marty]

Yeah, he did. He's like. He, like. I mean, to the.

[Josh]

To the TSA guy, black guy would have got shot.

[Marty]

Sounded white.

[Thomas Dopas]

TSA guys.

[Marty]

What could have went. It could have went either way. He was terrified.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, of course. He should be.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's not gonna shoot him because he'll get killed. But you shot Dustin. Yeah.

[Josh]

You don't want to be the guy that shot.

[Thomas Dopas]

You can't shoot him in the leg.

[Marty]

It was his instinct. The way Dustin moved, bro. Pulled his taser and turned it on. He didn't even want to. But then you heard.

[Josh]

Want to hear it loading?

[Marty]

Like, that's gonna do anything. You could Taser dust in the forehead.

[Thomas Dopas]

Watch this.

[Josh]

You're gonna love it.

[Thomas Dopas]

I can't wait. It's.

[Josh]

It's honestly a crazy video you just never see. And it's like. It's such a weird thing. I'm a super MMA fan. To see, like, Conor, like, cleaned up right now and, like, training, and he's all healthy, and then, like, Dustin's getting arrested with a mug shot and He's. And this is all funny, but, like, when you see the mug shot, it's actually sad. He's, like, crying and, like. It's like. It's sad.

[Thomas Dopas]

It was blacked out.

[Marty]

Probably seemed like it felt like something.

[Thomas Dopas]

Painkillers for his training, maybe. Painkillers and drinking, because that makes people go ape.

[Josh]

He was ape.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. It makes me weird, bro.

[Josh]

He was about to fight a copy. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

The thing is, it's crazy. He would have been. Not in prison. He would have been like, yo, it's the chance. He's like the high school quarterback. Like, let him slide. He got an F. But.

[Josh]

Well, when you see it, all he got charged with was, like, publicly being drunk.

[Thomas Dopas]

Exactly. Not.

[Josh]

When I heard about it, I'm like, why is this news? And then you see the video and you're like, oh, this is why this is news.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Josh]

To watch it, it's gonna get mean for, like.

[Marty]

Like, forever.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yes.

[Josh]

What was he saying?

[Thomas Dopas]

What is this Blocking?

[Josh]

That's the Philly show. So you.

[Thomas Dopas]

Philly shell. So you're boxing.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You block your bot. You can block the body with this arm.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm gonna say right now, that doesn't help me.

[Josh]

This does.

[Thomas Dopas]

Does nothing for me, guys.

[Marty]

If you're Floyd Mayweather. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Running in a circle. Is that what you're saying? If I'm actively running.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, that works and everything. Yeah, Every. Everything. Is this okay? This is.

[Josh]

Well, Sean Strickland just won. Has won the title. He's. He fights just like that. They always make fun of him because he fights like, icarly. There's the icarly meme where she's, like, squared up, and it's literally. They put it side by side to Sean's trickling.

[Thomas Dopas]

Sean Strickland needs to come across one poor Brazilian, and he's gonna get his title taken because he. I've watched him fight, and I'm like, nobody's knocked this out yet.

[Josh]

Alex Ferreira knocked him out.

[Thomas Dopas]

Was he Brazilian?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm saying that's what's gonna take a guy that's, like, question mark kick.

[Josh]

But, oh, he knocked his.

[Thomas Dopas]

I was expecting that.

[Josh]

He knocked him out. It was like one of those, like, cartoon knockouts where, like, a guy gets knocked out and they wake up like, what time is it?

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, he got knocked out and stood

[Josh]

right back up and was, like, walking

[Thomas Dopas]

all goofy, and I see it. Yeah. Watch him box and, like, he fights, like, bar fight style.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Marty]

It looks so awkward.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, he's very like, I'm fighting Might as well be doing this.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I wonder. He's the champ.

[Josh]

He just be. I was able to go to the fight. Middleweight, Middleweight. He beat Hamza Chamayev, and he was like, a six to one underdog and literally shocked at work.

[Thomas Dopas]

I gotta be honest, dude. John Strickland's at his personality deters me from ever looking at him.

[Marty]

Him.

[Josh]

You know what it is, guys? You know, he's. Everything starts off like that funny, and

[Thomas Dopas]

then sometimes he, like, goes after fools that, like, you can't even. He's a streamer.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Don't pick on the streamer.

[Josh]

Beat the. Out of sneako.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's what. I watched him box. I'm like, you didn't knock this.

[Josh]

You know, you don't fight like that in ufc. You know what I mean? But he fights. He's got incredible defense. I have.

[Thomas Dopas]

I've only watched clips of him. So you know what? I'll take it back. I've never seen.

[Josh]

The UFC is amazing right now because you had him beating hams out, which is, like, one of the craziest upsets.

[Thomas Dopas]

And he's American, so I'll go for him automatically.

[Josh]

And then Justin Gai just beat Ilia Toria, which is, like, even bigger. How do you feel about America? That was insane.

[Thomas Dopas]

Him. How do you feel about our country right now in the terms of like, yeah, cool fight. Yeah. You shouldn't be allowed to be in the White House barefoot, walk out and then go, I'm gonna go fight on the lawn. This is stupid.

[Josh]

I ain't gonna lie, man.

[Thomas Dopas]

Can't be barefoot in the White House.

[Josh]

I like the UFC way more than I like the White House. For sure.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm saying for our.

[Josh]

Our.

[Thomas Dopas]

For us. Goofy.

[Marty]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Thomas Dopas]

American be like, I'm from America, but it is like, leave the country, like, sorry, it's not all of us. That's how it's not.

[Josh]

But what other country. I mean, like, we're doing. That's just. I think it's cool just on the way that it's just, like, it's pushing boundaries, I guess. I don't know. There is a thing of, like, respecting the sanctimony of, like, we don't. The way. Let's just be real. The White House. The White House. Every government put a. No. What are we respecting it for? It.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, the white. I'm talking about for the other countries going, dog, this is what you're. You're fighting on the lawn. We're gonna invade the. Out of you. That's how I'm scared.

[Josh]

I'm just afraid of how we look. One guy versus two girls. No, you know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

That's. That's because they're like, we're so bored of beating the. The out of everywhere that we're gonna switch it up over there. They're like, well, well, that's fair. Barefoot in the White House. You ain't gonna see Putin ringside going, yeah, be barefoot.

[Josh]

I think it was a weird time to do. With all the wars and the shit's going on. It's definitely not the right time. Like, if that should have happened, it should have been like, after, like, 9 11. We're like, then I would have been super.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, I would have been down. Like, we need to come together. Find the lawn.

[Josh]

Exactly.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, I get it.

[Josh]

It just. It wasn't like. It's just not the right time. But, like, bro, Justin Gaethje was like, the biggest underdog on the card. And. Yeah, he's the biggest underdog on the card. The camera starts, it's commercial. He's staring at the declaration of independence, and then he walks out and he beats the undefeated Georgian, who was like. Who was our, like, bro, he's knocked out all of our legends. He knocked out Max Holloway, Charles Oliveira.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's incredible.

[Josh]

Alexander Volkanov, then nobody gave him the chance. And it's the ultimate Rocky versus, like, I get it. You know what I mean? It was the ultimate Rocky moment.

[Marty]

And, like, didn't he tattoo to gage his name on his list?

[Josh]

Yeah, but he does these videos where he puts roses on the things, and he's a smart ass. He has, like, a celebration dinner the night before, and he posts every time on his Instagram, he posts his record, and it's like, the. The record of, like, what's gonna happen when he wins. He's undefeated.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, he's worked every time.

[Josh]

And the way he looks, bro, the pro has the. He's got aura. He's doing that super smooth anyway. Yeah, well, I made it just in case he's just like this dumb American. You know what I mean? And he went out there and just like, he came out to. Ain't no grave gonna hold my body down.

[Thomas Dopas]

You're like, oh, I just watched the

[Josh]

YouTube clip clips and it's. Bro, the. The walkout was amazing. And the upset. The upset was insane and just made. The guy made the. The snarky quit. He didn't even get knocked out, so he can't even be like, oh, I got slipped. Like, he caught me. Oh, they Had a talent through the towel in. Broke his face. Broke four bones in his face.

[Marty]

And the doctor.

[Josh]

American. The government. But that's American. That's. That's what get. Like that.

[Marty]

That.

[Josh]

I love that for America.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's cool. That's not what I'm concerned about. That's another sick UFC fight. I just feel like the fool from North Korea that looks like me a little. He's just sitting there going, oh, on the lawn.

[Marty]

Huh?

[Thomas Dopas]

Watch this. I'm gonna invade you now. I guarantee you someone tried to do something. We deterred that because we're awesome.

[Josh]

Yeah. They arrested a bunch of guys.

[Thomas Dopas]

Somebody had to do something.

[Josh]

There was like a six state FBI arrest where they were like, doing like. Like they were planning like drone attacks on the.

[Thomas Dopas]

You can't have the president and Joe Rogan and Dana White and all these celebrities in the same lawn.

[Josh]

Give him credit. Pulled it off.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, for sure.

[Josh]

Insane thing to pull off.

[Thomas Dopas]

J.D. vice President. Right. You can't be in the same.

[Josh]

It's never gonna happen again, right?

[Thomas Dopas]

I mean, I hope not.

[Josh]

Yeah. I. I think it's.

[Thomas Dopas]

If it ever happens again, the White House is torn down and we are a different country.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

I hope that never happens. I hope. Can we just go back to 19? I want to sticks, man. I just want to afford. And everybody's like, yeah, we can afford it. I work McDonald's.

[Josh]

Yeah. That's one of us all to hate the president again. It was. Everything was funner when we all.

[Thomas Dopas]

When nobody cared.

[Josh]

Yeah. It's so much fun.

[Thomas Dopas]

I like that.

[Marty]

We all just shame. Like, the whole joke was, George Bush is retarded. Like, yeah, stupid.

[Thomas Dopas]

Stupid. Yeah, exactly.

[Josh]

Cheating piece of.

[Thomas Dopas]

You want to hang out with the guy? Almost like that was. He was fun in college. Yeah. Big ass face. That guy was cool, right?

[Marty]

Yeah, like, it was.

[Thomas Dopas]

He was like, quagmire in college.

[Josh]

I think Obama came and, like, and it became like, cool to like Obama. He was like, cool to like Obama. And then it's like, then it became like a cultural thing to like, cool to be like a president, you know, not wrong.

[Thomas Dopas]

That was the first president. Like, it's cool to.

[Josh]

To be.

[Thomas Dopas]

To like the president if you don't.

[Josh]

Why. Right?

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, well, I don't know. I don't listen to politics.

[Josh]

Like, I didn't like Clinton, I didn't like Bush, but I can't not like,

[Thomas Dopas]

wow, that's a great.

[Josh]

And then ever since then, Ever since then, it's like team sports where, like, people are really like, I like this guy. And it doesn't matter what you say about him. And you know what I mean? But yeah, it started with like the Obama stuff.

[Thomas Dopas]

I never thought about that.

[Josh]

Politics got pretty weird.

[Thomas Dopas]

Social media, man, I'm telling you.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

As soon as that happened, people cared more about that than people saying in person.

[Josh]

And it's just like, bro, it's. Yeah, that stuff is important, but it's like really boring. So you figure what people and people. It's kind of too much, ain't into it. They just. They're headline people. You know what I mean? Just.

[Thomas Dopas]

I just think you're like the hall monitor. Like, yeah, you're sick. Yeah. You care that much. You made eight signs for treasury. That's enough. Like, any more than that, like, this guy's a nerd. Remember that? Yeah, there's always the kid with the button up and it's like, yeah, shut up. Even in my ghetto ass school we had that one. Yeah, I think I don't never put him on blast. I was like, he didn't become a politician. That guy's in the weed industry. What I'm thinking of, it's like all that time, probably could have just been getting sex from me the whole time. She had a weight to her adults. Yeah, you're right. I don't like it. I don't care about it either. So it. Anyway.

[Josh]

Yeah. I wish we could just be proud to be American and just all see our government for what it like, bro, there ain't a single good government out there. You know what I mean? So, like, no, ours is just good

[Thomas Dopas]

at going, hey, we did it right in front of you. But we're gonna say it.

[Josh]

Yeah. The governments, all governments. Let's just be proud of, like, our neighbors and ourselves, you know? Know what I mean? Justin Gai is our neighbor. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

I like, we bring him up again. He's our neighbor. Yeah.

[Josh]

Justin Gai's our neighbor, dude. And he knocked out this, like, smart ass Georgian.

[Thomas Dopas]

Brought it right back. Like, yeah, America, we need to speak American again just in case.

[Marty]

Now he's home taking dabs like a goddamn American.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, take bad dabs. I seen it. I seen it.

[Marty]

I got a question. You came on unrestricted and we went over. Not everybody saw this. We had a clip kind of go viral over your flash mob catch.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, the best kind.

[Marty]

I'm hoping you'll describe to the fans how you ao sham God of the entire.

[Josh]

Yeah, so. So talking about that like, it's cool. I already gave background information. Like, they tried to charge Me with a felony for kicking a car.

[Thomas Dopas]

This is the same day. It's the same thing.

[Josh]

The same police. No. So I beat this. I beat the case, and then I come back for some reason, because I'm. I'm.

[Marty]

I'm.

[Josh]

I'm a glutton for drama, I guess. So I come back to my hometown just to rub it in one more time to show that you guys ain't catching predators still. You know what I mean? And I caught this predator. Oh, my bad. I caught this predator, and he turns out he's a. He's like a photographer, right? Oh, kids. Photographer. He was a. He was a youth minister

[Thomas Dopas]

and a basketball coach.

[Marty]

Coach.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, what the else.

[Josh]

So, anyways, I got this guy on the hook. I can. I can take him anywhere that I want to take him. You know what I mean? And I'm. I'm calling out the police because I just called another guy. I called another guy before, like, the Circle K. We ended up, like, roughing him up a little bit, but he didn't press charges. So I was a little bit confident, and I was everybody who went crazy because these are my people. So, like, this is that catch went, like, super viral and was on World star and stuff.

[Thomas Dopas]

That doesn't know you trick the cops because they're watching your Instagram or you're watching your saying catch today.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Thomas Dopas]

You sent him a Walmart. In actuality, you were heading to Denny's.

[Josh]

Yeah. So people, the cops watch.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm.

[Josh]

I'm posting all this on Facebook. I know the cops are watching. I know the mayor. I know the police chief. I know these guys personally. Been beefing for years. I ran to be the mayor against the mayor before.

[Thomas Dopas]

The one that won. What, the one that's in office now. You ran against?

[Josh]

Yeah, I dropped out because I really didn't want to be the mayor. I just hated it.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. Yeah. But you might win. But, yeah.

[Josh]

Scariest thing I realized, like, oh, I could win.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, no, Yeah. I don't want to win.

[Josh]

I just want to, like, do this for fun and to you over.

[Thomas Dopas]

But watch your house is what I'm saying.

[Josh]

So, anyways, we don't get along, so I got this catch I've been talking about the last catch that I got. I'm talking my boy. And if you think, like, the way I talk about, like, sentencing and policing, all that for, like, national. Imagine how I feel about my hometown. Like, I'm talking my. And I'm like, I got another predator to catch. And since the police ain't gonna do nothing about it. Why don't y' all show this predator and show Fremont how you feel about a predator getting caught? You know what I mean? I see how you show them like how mad you are that ain't doing nothing. And I'm like, at 6:00, I'm gonna tell you where the location is. So I know that the police are like watching me. I know that they're waiting and this and that. So I tell them, I go on Facebook and I put hint. I'm banned from Walmart. So I know that that's going to make them think, like, all his videos take place at a grocery store. He's definitely going to do it at Walmart. Blah, blah, blah. So I dropped the location. It was like 8:30 at Denny's. Boom. Everybody shows up from Fremont and Denny's and there's like 300 people there in the parking lot inside.

[Thomas Dopas]

And everyone inside is your friends. That's my favorite part. Yeah, everyone in there is eating with like, oh, we're all, everybody's, it's all.

[Josh]

Yeah. So we go in there, I bring like, I bring like two camera people. My boy, my assistant Tony, shout out Big Tone. He's, he's doing the decoy work and he's literally, he's young, so he can pass as like, like a younger kid. So he shaved and everything. And he's sitting in the booth with him. So there is me, my four friends, a camera. My fiance, she had a camera. Tony and the Predator and like a random lady and the waitress. So it's like, it's like a, only the, and the waitress knows because the waitress recognizes me. It's a small town. She knows exactly who I am. And she starts freaking the out because she's been watching Facebook.

[Thomas Dopas]

So she knows here.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's actually, it's not happening here. So I ended up giving her two, like 200 because she's about to chill.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. She's about to blow it.

[Josh]

She's like, I can't do this. I just moved to this town. And I'm like, she starts giving me some crazy stories. I'm just like, here, take this. So I go up to I, I, My boy Tony is talking to him. I see him in the booth and I just, I had this thing posted like ready to go on Facebook. And I put Denny's, 6pm Now. And I put his face, Ron Callahan. And then I put a, a clip video of like the phone call conversation where he's like, yeah, I love underage kids. And like, so like nobody could say anything with. Nobody could be like, he's not a pedophile. And all the proof was in the voice footage. So all you. And the location, bro. And 300 people showed up and they all beat him. Like, beat him by the. Like, beat the police because all the police were waiting at Walmart. It was so embarrassing for them. And there's a secret, there's a. There's something on here. I don't think he's gonna watch this podcast. I want you guys to have him on a guest because he's a really funny guy and like he. What I'm about to tell you, you're gonna look at me sideways for liking this guy still.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, this is the guy you're talking.

[Josh]

This is the guy I'm talking about. So he calls me.

[Thomas Dopas]

I gotta.

[Josh]

I got a friend that used to be a sheriff. And he calls me and he's like, what he got. I'm telling. The whole world knows this catch is

[Thomas Dopas]

taking place at 8:30 before you drop the location. Exactly.

[Josh]

And the whole world knows this catch is taking place at 8:30. And he calls me at 8:05. He's like, what's up bud?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh]

I'm like, what's up, man? And he's like, so what's going on? I hear you're causing a crazy promotion in Fremont. And I'm like, yeah, I'm just. And I gave him the whole rundown. Like, yeah, I'm just trying to show him like how the people feel when we're gonna, we're gonna show up at numbers and this and that. He's like, oh, nice. So where are you doing that at, Bob? The way he said it. And I'm like, he's like this. Yeah, once a cop. In my head, I was just like, once a cop, always a cop. And he's my friend to this day.

[Marty]

He's just.

[Josh]

I don't know, he must have tried to do him a favor or whatever. But I was just like, my friend,

[Thomas Dopas]

let me get it out.

[Josh]

Yeah, I'm doing it at Walmart. He's like, oh man, you're crazy, buddy. Well, I'll talk to you. Oh my God, he's such a fed.

[Thomas Dopas]

But I like so.

[Josh]

And how I found out about it to even like cons like to seal it off all the way. Tony no was my, my fiance. She was like, she was recording and they didn't know that. She was like part of my cuz there's so many people there. And the cops were like, why, why do we Go to Walmart. I thought, like, he's like, well, that's what he said on Facebook and told us. Oh, Trump today. Who gives a. I don't care. But yeah, they're like, yeah, okay. Believe it.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And then they're like, yeah, so and so told us, and it's just like, oh, of course. I think on the cake, it was just like, God damn. Like that little feeling you had, you know, I mean, that was it.

[Thomas Dopas]

He could be your friendish. Yeah.

[Josh]

So, like, you just know. I. I like him. And he's a charismatic guy.

[Marty]

He's.

[Josh]

He's funny. So. So once a cop, always a cop.

[Marty]

So the cops come and they escort the predator out. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

So he won't get trampled.

[Josh]

And then here's the crazy thing.

[Marty]

You're.

[Josh]

You're a dap. You've been like one of my supporters from the very beginning. Like, I could never get an arrest in Fremont, my hometown. That's first time. That's like daplore. Yeah, that's DAP lore. I've caught 50 guys there, and they always said they couldn't arrest the guy. All of a sudden they get charges.

[Thomas Dopas]

300.

[Josh]

Yeah, because there's 300 people. All of a sudden they get charges there. So crazy.

[Thomas Dopas]

That guy.

[Josh]

Yeah, that guy.

[Thomas Dopas]

A creep.

[Marty]

How disgusting.

[Josh]

How do I know you?

[Thomas Dopas]

The best way I catch predators on the Internet, bro.

[Marty]

Just lofted you the ball.

[Josh]

Vince Carter, right in front of the room. Exactly.

[Thomas Dopas]

Just so many sound bites and things I hear, I see. I see clips in my head all the time. Just like little bits. Little bits. And I love them. Yeah, yeah, I know, but like I said, I wish I would. I wish. I hope soon it cleans up so much. These guys, like, I'm gonna get a different job. Yeah, that would be incredible.

[Josh]

Me too.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I would give up the thing I love to watch because

[Josh]

for the

[Thomas Dopas]

better, better man of the world, the matrix is over. That's what I feel.

[Marty]

How much more you could see him continually die more. Every time you, like, bust out your phone to fall in love, play the video, he dies more. You gotta say some other. Like, that was just. He had nowhere to go. He was so cornered.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Marty]

He was just beaten that he was relieved to see the cops come for sure.

[Thomas Dopas]

But my favorite part is you're talking to him. I think you'll look up, there's like, raptors from dressing. There's like 18 kids staring with their phones. Dude, you turn around, there's a bunch. There's like 30 people. You walk out, there's 200 people. People. It was incredible. It was like a reveal, reveal, reveal. It was a flash mob coordinated perfectly. Yeah.

[Josh]

For real.

[Marty]

Around the place.

[Josh]

The grapevine is. I, I, I influenced what, what is a panic? I induced panic.

[Thomas Dopas]

Good.

[Josh]

But nobody got hurt. No, no, no, that's not good. That's a charge.

[Thomas Dopas]

Why?

[Josh]

Chill out, man.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, they mention the cops, see where you are, started to panic.

[Josh]

No, because of the, the flash robber.

[Thomas Dopas]

Whatever.

[Josh]

I, that's illegal. No, no, nobody got hurt. No. No damage was done to the business or anything like that. Nobody lost any money. But that's some other word on the grapevine is they're coming for me for that. So.

[Thomas Dopas]

For that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

That is the dumbest.

[Josh]

Well, I went on a little fit. You think I talk before that one? I talk major. I went to, I was, I was, I just did all this and my life is so crazy. I'm like, I got, I, I have to take a, a vacation. And I went to Puerto Rico. It's, it's like super cheap to go there actually.

[Thomas Dopas]

You catch anybody?

[Josh]

No, I just like, I had to go. Like I'm, I'm a beach guy. I like to go to a beach and like relax. So I never been to Puerto Rico. Flights were super cheap. I think we went there for like 180 bucks. Yeah, couldn't beat it. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

So.

[Josh]

So anyways, I go to Puerto Rico and like, I'm literally the beach.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, I'mma take your job, come back

[Josh]

and be the mayor and then I'll run for sheriff and I'mma quit just so you don't have the job. Like, yeah, I was just, I was supposed to be relaxing, but like I got really mad because they thought arresting them was going to like make me happy. It actually pissed me the off. Cuz that means y' all just let 50 bad guys walk away just because y' all like were lazy. They're like, oh, we actually found a new law that we wasn't previously. No. And they charge you guys.

[Thomas Dopas]

What about the as you caught before, would that do law? Can they go get them? No.

[Josh]

That's what I asked. They haven't done anything. And they're like, yeah. And they were supposedly, we're gonna like release the statistics that like we actually do this. And then they said that and then they never released the statistics. So I'm like talking to them about that and just like, I mean he's

[Thomas Dopas]

in Ohio and he just sees a beach behind you guys. This guy, I can't even have an Instagram because this guy I Can't even open my emails because this guy, he. How old is this person?

[Josh]

Like, 60.

[Thomas Dopas]

But, oh, they're older.

[Josh]

Wait, who?

[Thomas Dopas]

The mayor?

[Josh]

Oh, no, the mayor's like, 40.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, he's not old.

[Josh]

No, the mayor's call me. The mayor's friends are calling me. Like, oh, I had a meeting. I had a meeting with all of them. And do you know what they told me? They're like, yo, you know, we do this work. We just don't publicize it because they could lower. Like. Like, people might not want to move here if all they hear about are pedophiles being caught here. And I'm like, are you serious? Do you know that hell, like, LA is a hell hole of, like, drugs, sex, all the debauchery in the world, and it's, like, the most expensive place to live in the world. Since, like, when does that, like, town

[Thomas Dopas]

is what I want to hear.

[Josh]

Yeah, like when. When. Yeah, exactly. You got people that are right there. Exactly.

[Thomas Dopas]

But the race dropped 94%.

[Josh]

So, yeah. That was their excuse.

[Thomas Dopas]

Was like, I see where they're coming from. Because they'd have to do work.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

If they didn't clean it up for real. They just caught a couple, got the news.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Then people are.

[Josh]

And it's just like, these are predators. They need to be in the news. They need to be on front page.

[Marty]

It's like saying, if we report all these fires, people are gonna know that there's fires here.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, so let's just let them burn everything.

[Marty]

Just gotta let it burn.

[Thomas Dopas]

Exactly.

[Josh]

It's exactly that, bro. It makes no sense to me. And they're talking to me like I'm dumb for, like, you're just not understanding.

[Thomas Dopas]

No. Also, it's like this. The guy's 40, right? 40?

[Josh]

Yeah. The mayor. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

That means watch Space Jam. Was drinking Sunny D. Yeah. Watching Nickelodeon.

[Josh]

You know his name? His name was, like, Chubbs. Like, he grew up and he was, like, just a kid around the street. His name was Chubbs?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, that's his name.

[Josh]

This was his nickname.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, nickname.

[Josh]

That was his nickname. But that's what he went by or whatever.

[Thomas Dopas]

To run for mayor.

[Josh]

No, but his name's Danny. But he. For some reason he went by Chubbs as the mayor.

[Thomas Dopas]

Science. Like Chubb.

[Josh]

No, no, no, no, no. But everybody knows him. He was like. He was just like a dude that, like, became a probation officer and just.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, I get it. But I'm saying, like, you can relate to all those things I just said. Like, I watch that, too. I watch it Too.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

You don't care about kids. That's what makes me like, ew. You're like our. But it's.

[Josh]

It's such a political thing where he goes. Apparently he's the reason why the charges finally happened. If I'm. If I'm just like shooting it straight

[Thomas Dopas]

on, he's the one that made a mistake.

[Josh]

He's the. He's the one that actually went out his way to like, actually get the guy charged this time. He went to an outest. Like an outer city, out of county, like prosecutor to be like, yo, this can't keep happening. And my police captain.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, good.

[Josh]

No, that's what I'm saying. So he. To give him a little bit of credit. Even though, like, I don't like him. He did. He is the reason for why those charges just happens.

[Thomas Dopas]

So do it again. Yeah, all the time.

[Josh]

You know what I mean? So they have. They're big into like drug task force. And where I'm from, they're big into like paying people to be snitches and all this stuff. And like, they're spending money on that and they spend a lot of money on undercover cops. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And you're. How many. How big is your town?

[Josh]

16,000. 16,000.

[Thomas Dopas]

And people moving and there's like, there's like, what?

[Josh]

I mean, old people and then kids. So like adults. Adult. There's maybe like 12, 000 adults, if that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, I thought you were what, bro?

[Josh]

My town's like. Yeah, it's. It's small. So I live. I. I grew up. So there's Detroit and then. And then there wouldn't be a Toledo without Detroit, and then there wouldn't be a Fremont without Toledo, if that kind of makes sense. So it's like a. It's like a trickle down.

[Thomas Dopas]

How far are you from Detroit?

[Josh]

Like an hour.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's how close you are from Ohio. The education system here in America is just failing.

[Marty]

What do you mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

Because I didn't know that Toledo, Ohio was that close to Toledo.

[Josh]

Yeah, Toledo and Detroit is like 20 minutes.

[Thomas Dopas]

I had no. I. No, I'm in California, dude. To go to another states, like, well,

[Josh]

I thought everybody here was rich, so.

[Thomas Dopas]

Exactly. We don't know.

[Josh]

We don't know about each other.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, there's fair. There's rich people. You go, damn rich. Must be the mayor.

[Josh]

Nobody, nobody has a Lamborghini Urus. And where I'm from.

[Thomas Dopas]

You know what I mean? Same.

[Josh]

Like, same. Well, like, he. I'm walking around here and everybody's ladies.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, this Is like the loading lobby where everyone, like, regains and Cool. I'll just put my safe house here. It's gta.

[Josh]

I don't even know what people do for a living here. It's actually kind of crazy.

[Thomas Dopas]

You know, you'd be surprised on how many people just do, like, importing things.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

I sell the boxes that you make for the pizza boxes. That's how I sell the paper for that. But. Oh, wow, you made $100 million. Think about it. Somebody makes this rubber that goes on this. Somebody makes the paint. Like, who makes this class? I bought that for 250. And then I put the sticker, put everything. It's like four bucks. Somebody made that glass. Like, I made a penny. I don't give a. I sold 70 million today. Like, oh, you made a lot of money today. Even though you made a penny. It stacks up. That's why people make a teu. They're like, I don't care if I make a dollar. I made a million sales today. Oh, what that says? That's why Tu and Amazon, they're like, we don't care.

[Josh]

Lord have mercy.

[Thomas Dopas]

We're gonna keep crushing it, right? I don't know. We gotta find that. But fun, right? I think it's just weed, so.

[Marty]

Sorry. Just going back to that. What did they did, like a charge stick. What's happening to the predator?

[Josh]

Yeah, I actually just got a call to can show up for court. So.

[Thomas Dopas]

Against him?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Marty]

You're gonna go there? Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

She had an escort there and live stream it the whole time.

[Josh]

Honestly, I think it's almost like a double. It's a double setup. They're gonna go there and then drop me with the charge or whatever. But I'm gonna beat that charge. I didn't incite panic. So if they do that, you should

[Thomas Dopas]

live stream the whole time you're in town. The whole thing until you leave.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Marty]

Yep.

[Thomas Dopas]

But, yeah, this is me leaving and exiting. Nothing happened.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

I didn't do anything on the way out.

[Marty]

Out.

[Thomas Dopas]

Done for real. Because that video is a video but a live stream. You know those fools are clipping every Tuesday. If something goes down, you're home free.

[Josh]

Right, Right.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's scary, but you should do that. It's kind of. It's up.

[Josh]

Yeah. I'm kind of scared of them over there, but.

[Thomas Dopas]

Well, yeah. Chubbs. What kind of mayor's name is Chubbs? That fool does shady business on the side, But I'm glad he got that to stick. Either way, it. It's all good.

[Marty]

I'M a little high.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm a little high. Are you a deb it?

[Marty]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Thomas Dopas]

Okay.

[Marty]

So what's next?

[Josh]

What's next? Yeah, as far as what. What I'm doing rest of the year.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. What's. Is there a pivot?

[Josh]

Yeah. So we got dads against predators.com coming out.

[Thomas Dopas]

And your charity.

[Josh]

What do I do with this?

[Thomas Dopas]

It'll buzz. When it buzzes, put your mouth on the end of it and suck in.

[Josh]

So my boy Brent Williams, he's got a fight actually coming up up July 11th. He's 4. 0 Boxer.

[Thomas Dopas]

MMA.

[Josh]

MMA. Do I lift this?

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, you just like a PlayStation.

[Marty]

There you go.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like you're juking on Madden. Yeah, there you go. Hit stick, hit stick, hit stick.360 flip. Bunch of. There you go. You good?

[Josh]

Yeah. Should I finish that?

[Thomas Dopas]

If you want to. I should. Is it.

[Josh]

Is it proper do that?

[Thomas Dopas]

Doesn't matter.

[Marty]

If you don't want. I wanna. I wanna.

[Josh]

Manners.

[Marty]

Just.

[Thomas Dopas]

You don't want to smoke it. It's pukes everywhere.

[Marty]

Bleeds out of his eyes.

[Josh]

Got to finish. I was taught to finish a plate, you know, Respect.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, but if you're coughing, why you trying to finish it?

[Josh]

It's different.

[Marty]

No, you can.

[Thomas Dopas]

Don't tr.

[Josh]

Oh.

[Thomas Dopas]

So anyways, what's next? Charity. Charity.

[Josh]

We got care. Yeah. We got dap. That cares going on. And for the past couple years, I've done a charity in my buddy's name, Bupak, who passed away, who used to catch predators, where we give Christmas presents away to, like, kids and stuff like that. Last year we. I think we gave away upwards of like 300 presents and we raised a bunch of food for the homeless shelter.

[Thomas Dopas]

Nice.

[Josh]

And gave away a bunch of dab shirts and stuff like that. So we're gonna integrate. What's that? All my hometown. And then we're gonna do Boo Boox hometown coming up this year, hopefully. So. And I wanted to eventually get to where we have like, bro, you're a comedian. Like, we'll pay you to come out there. To come out there and do a bit. Like, I want to have comedians and musicians and the stuff out there.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like an event instead.

[Josh]

Yeah, I want to have an event. So I want to incorporate that into the foundation and stuff. But right now we're. We're like. We have an athlete that I believe is super inspirational. We're gonna have like a little video series. Come out on it. Come out with him and kind of. Yeah. And this kid's good. He's 40 all first round finishes and like the train, like, the way he trains and stuff like that. And like, I met him, he literally told me he was gonna beat this dude exactly how he beat him, like, to like the literal moment. And it was like magic. And like, like, I, I, literally everybody around me is like, I've never even seen you that happy because, like, I'm like part of the team. Like, you know, I'm, I, I love. I, I don't. I grew up playing sports and like, I haven't played. I haven't been on a team other than like catching predators in a long time. So it's like, cool to like, build

[Thomas Dopas]

a one man team.

[Josh]

Yeah, like, like, this is my, this is my guy. He's got dap, like on his, on his shorts and stuff like that. So it's really cool. And he's a really smart kid and like, like.

[Thomas Dopas]

Is he from your town?

[Josh]

No, he's from North. North Carolina. South Carolina.

[Thomas Dopas]

How'd you meet him?

[Josh]

How did I meet him? He wrote me one time and asked me to sponsor his shorts. And then, like, I was like, I did it one time with this guy. He was fighting in Thailand and we put like a logo on his shorts and it was like a one off thing. We didn't really talk too much anymore. And I don't know, I just started like, FaceTiming them and talking to him and like, like, he's just like such a smart dude. And like, I started like going on his page and watching his highlights and then I watched his fights and he's just smoking dudes and he's just really good. So, like, I really believe he's gonna be like, a champion. And he's had like, the UFC's reached out to him, but it wasn't, it wasn't for the right weight class. They wanted him to do like, you know, the Ultimate Fighter show that they have. They wanted him to do it at, I think, 145, and he fights at 135, so.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, that's a big difference.

[Josh]

Yeah, so.

[Thomas Dopas]

So he did.

[Josh]

He passed up on that because he's got an undefeated record. He don't want to go risk that yet. So he's fighting again June 11th, but yeah, Brent Williams in, again in North Carolina. He fights in Charlotte.

[Thomas Dopas]

July 11th.

[Josh]

July 11th. Yeah, I said June 11th. Yeah, July 11th. So that. And just like, we want to raise money for like, charities and all kinds of different things that, like, really just like, I'm tired of like, everything that I do is like, you beat that guy up and this and that. And it's like I want to do. Yeah, I do bad things for good reasons.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Josh]

A lot of times if you isolate without context, a lot of things that I do, it would seem like I'm a bad, angry man. And I really don't, like, think that I'm like that. And I'd like to show, like, you know, I never really publicized the boo box Christmas other than, like, my hometown. Because. Because, number one, I'm, like, putting out where I'm at, which is a dangerous thing to do. You know what I mean? And I don't have, like, bodyguards.

[Marty]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Bodyguard money. So shout out to my friends who, like, played bodyguard that day. So. And all the years that we. That we are gonna do it. So, yeah, it's cool to get my kids in. My kids are involved and my friends are involved. So I just want to express that part of myself, you know, that, like, I want to do more good with good stuff, you know? Feels better to do this stuff like that.

[Marty]

So when you sign up ForDads Against Predators dot com, the idea is you're directly already supporting DAP cares, like a portion of that.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Marty]

So that's going to go to victims assistants, organizations that deal with victims, to athletes, people that are supported under the DAP umbrella automatically.

[Josh]

Exactly. Marty. Marty just didn't do a dab.

[Marty]

So I've been doing all kinds of.

[Josh]

Oh, Marty did just do a dab, but Marty does dabs all the time. I was trying to wrap that question up. I'm like, how do I wrap this up? That's how I just did the dev. So. But, yeah, Marty said it way more eloquently than I can always do. So, yeah, we just want to do better things with our resources. You know what I mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

Good.

[Josh]

So stop cares because that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Okay, everybody support. What's the website?

[Josh]

You can still go to locals.com to see a new video every Saturday. Locals dab 2k. And then dads Against Predators is going to launch. And that's going to launch with. Right now. Locals, for some reason maxes out at 720. And I don't want to dog Locals too much because Locals has been the only place that kept you around. Yeah, the only platform that kept us around. And they actually promote us. If you go to locals.com and go to, like, top creators and we show up in a lot of categories and that's. That's something that no other platform has given us. So I'm very respectful. I'm very respectful. Like, I'm very Like thankful.

[Marty]

It's so hard even for us. Like so hard.

[Josh]

Yeah, it really is. So you can go there to watch the videos. There's a new video loaded every Saturday. But on dazganspredators.com we're gonna have documentaries that we've been working on for like the past three years. Behind the scenes footage. I'm going to be doing live streams and have a hug.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And we're gonna have like teen biographies and just it's, it's like what I envisioned it and Marty has been like. Marty's been such a. Like he's the illustrator. You know what I mean? Like so he showed me like the. How he has like the video library and it's, it's like seamless and it's all like 4k 1080p if it's not 4k. So change up. Yeah. And it's just all smooth and just like locals is so clunky and this and that. Everything's so smooth. If you guys have seen dopajolo.com your website is.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So smooth. I remember the first time that we came and did the podcast. My fiance like looked up your guys website and before I even knew that I was going to do business with Marty or anything like that, she was just said this three years ago of like oh, their podcast, their website is so nice. Yeah. So like I don't even think I've ever even told you that. So like yes. Just to like give a shout out and like who Marty works with behind the scenes. A lot of you fans don't even know like what Marty really does. Like behind the scenes. Marty's working with the big dogs.

[Thomas Dopas]

Not everything.

[Josh]

Yeah. Marty be working with the big dog. So like there's a big dog working on the website and it's going to be badass and like, like I'm really excited for it and I think everybody

[Thomas Dopas]

else and that'll be dazzling as predators.com and right now it's if you go to your shoe a Monday Instagram or Twitter, click the link and that goes to locals and then, and then when

[Josh]

dads against writers.com it would all be one.

[Marty]

Yeah, yeah, that's July. That's. That's very soon we're talking follow on Instagram. You'll be seeing that very soon, sir.

[Thomas Dopas]

Good.

[Marty]

Okay. And we got the Dads against Predators Instagram popping too. Yep.

[Josh]

Oh, there's a whole page.

[Thomas Dopas]

A page by itself.

[Josh]

Yeah, we, we've been working on Dads against Predators page because I don't want my posts get, like, reported. And my page is like, yeah, like, I got a lot of followers and just. I don't want to lose that platform of just like, yeah, the message at this point, you know, I feel you, dude. My mouth is just as power. Pause. I was gonna say my mouth is just as powerful as my catches. See?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, pause, but open toe shoes.

[Josh]

But yeah, Go to Dads Against Predators on Instagram, man. We're building up fast on there, too.

[Thomas Dopas]

Who's. Do you have any sponsors for you guys?

[Josh]

Nobody likes us, man.

[Thomas Dopas]

Nobody sponsors you guys.

[Josh]

We don't have any sponsors for Dads Against Predators. Maybe you would like to be a sponsor for Dads Against Predators. Colgate, do you want me to wear a shirt Grinder? You want me to, like, say something about your business? Who doesn't want to be. Yeah, at my shirt Grinder. Sponsor me. I'm daddy of the year.

[Thomas Dopas]

We're finding a bunch of them on your platform. So sponsors will shut the up. Like, found it on a website. We won't say Grinder. Every Grinder.

[Josh]

If you pay me a million dollars, I will never say your name again.

[Thomas Dopas]

Cuz you say on Grinder. That's why. That's when I hear Grinder. That's what I hear.

[Josh]

Nobody, bro. So many people tell me, I didn't know what Grinder was until you every, bro. I hear that just as much as like, excuse me, everybody. People talk about Grindr a lot.

[Thomas Dopas]

Not I.

[Josh]

It's insane.

[Thomas Dopas]

I only have one experience with that. With. With Pause. Y.

[Josh]

Hold on.

[Thomas Dopas]

Remember our live. Yo, we did a live podcast one one time at a dispensary. And my homie OG he has a grinder from, like, 1996. It's a fat one he's been using for 20 or 30 years. Damn near probably not. It's probably not that old. I'm tripping. But he's had it for a long time. Decades. And he left it the dispensary. I'm like, oh, no, I'll go get it back for you. Because I stayed the night in that town. I go back and there's like an alley leading into the back door. Or you go around to the front. I'm walking up and there's some man smoking a cig. And he looks at me. I'm like. Because they told me, oh, it's here. Come get it. Our employee will give it to you. And I called him. Like, I'm pulling up, so he's going to come outside. I'm like, hell, I'm here for the Grinder. And he goes, what? And I go, here for the Grinder. He goes, no, not me. And I went, okay. I went around like, what the Was that, weirdo? I go in, get the Grinder, come back, I'm walking by him, and he stops, goes, Grinder. He's. He's gay.

[Marty]

As.

[Thomas Dopas]

Thought I was like, oh, I'm coming to meet you for Grindr. I'm coming to meet. He goes, I don't. I haven't met anybody in this town off that. So I'm like. I was like, I wasn't me. Do you know me? He thought I was there to meet regard. He went, no, maybe, no, not me. He was on a smoke break. It was the only Grinder altercation I've ever had. Made my whole. He talked to me for 30 minutes, wouldn't let me leave. And I was like, dog, this is. This is not why I'm here. Remember that? But he kept telling me, like, I'm a theater actor and my grandfather was this, like, all right, all right, all right. And he had.

[Marty]

That's how they get you.

[Thomas Dopas]

He had the thong sandals on.

[Marty]

On.

[Thomas Dopas]

The first thing I was like, get away from me. Sweaty. We're in Palm Springs. It's hot. It's hot as out here.

[Marty]

Not to mention we had the whole place.

[Thomas Dopas]

That place closed down. Those guys. Well, one of them. One of the two of the people that worked there sucked. Anyway, Grinder sponsor. Sponsor Dads Against Predators to start saying, we found him on an app, a

[Marty]

miscellaneous app on an app.

[Thomas Dopas]

And that's it.

[Josh]

That's it.

[Thomas Dopas]

All right. Anyway, I just wanted to shout out to any sponsor sponsor of that, but sounds like everybody's scared.

[Josh]

Don't be scared.

[Thomas Dopas]

Don't be scared.

[Marty]

Once the site goes up, there'll be some sponsors.

[Thomas Dopas]

Colgate, we need gloves.

[Josh]

Gillette.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, Gillette, we need baby powder. And your baby powder. Smack full.

[Josh]

Yeah, Johnson and Johnson. Oh, I'll do. If Johnson and Johnson sponsors me, like, I'll go out there and do anti propaganda for him. Be like, this stuff doesn't cause cancer.

[Thomas Dopas]

Is that coming up that it causes cancer now?

[Josh]

Oh, man.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, man.

[Marty]

Yeah. The baby powder, the most evil thing on earth that I've caused cancer.

[Thomas Dopas]

It absorbs the new skin. Like, ah, dude, there's like evil scientists out there going, how can I ruin everything? Gatorade Put some bucket points in that. It used to be good. Gatorade tastes different from when I was a kid.

[Josh]

It's so, like, strong.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's so, like. And seriously concentrated. Yeah. Used to be like, oh, orange.

[Marty]

I'm.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm going to go play football still. And now I'm like, oh, have a heart attack. Yeah, I'm going have a diabetic shock from this. Oh, hell no.

[Josh]

And there's not even like a competitor, but that's one of the covers.

[Thomas Dopas]

All sport, remember? All sport. Trash, trash. The blue one's good.

[Josh]

The power is even thicker too. I don't like power.

[Thomas Dopas]

It used to be Bomber. Now it's Dookie. McDonald's only power radio that's drinkable.

[Josh]

How it's watered down probably.

[Thomas Dopas]

They probably water that down. Okay, we're getting off track here, guys. Dad's kids Predators shoe Monday on Instagram. It'll all be linked in the description.

[Marty]

This is important stuff. Josh is out here living this. It's not glamorous, not fun. Give a follow. Go support.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's not glamorous, it's not fun. I like the way you put it. It. I don't think anybody thought that. Oh, there's one guy. This guy's living, driving people.

[Josh]

People will be like, it's not fair, man. You get to go to California, Alaska. I'm like, bro, go look at dicks and buttholes. I travel the country and look at dicks and bows.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm a grinder.

[Josh]

The whole I want a dick and butthole, like tour.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm on grinder and I'm eating sandwiches and sometimes I mix them up and

[Josh]

is not glamorous, but is Micro's Dirty Jobs, man. I'm the new Micro. I'm not the new Chris Hansen. I'm the new Micro.

[Thomas Dopas]

Who's Micro?

[Josh]

Dirty Jobs.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, the guy from Dirty Jobs. I only watched that like twice. It's gross. I'm good, dude. Today we're cleaning up human. But yeah, I'm. I'm good, dude. All right, thanks for being here. I appreciate you. I know we ranted for a long time, but guys, thank you for being here. Go support. Go. Even watching and supporting, leaving a like is supporting. Signing up for locals and just supporting. Hey, man, give eight bucks to McDonald's. Give eight bucks to help a good cause. And if you like, you know, power slapping. It's kind of like power slap in the wild, but one sided. All right, let's get out of here with that. Later, guys. Oh, have a dope essay. I'm high, dude.

[Josh]

It.

[Thomas Dopas]

Perfect.